No.590058
NEW THREAD
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLETUS EDITION
old >>589406
No.590062
Quick art requests? I'll do only 3
If you posted any in the old thread pls repost them
No.590064
File: 1452634902505.gif (17.52 KB, 250x334, 125:167, kan you feel the love toni….gif)
No.590065
>>590062
an indian shitting on cletus
No.590067
>>590058
Armless Nep grabbing prey in her sharp fangs and doing the deathroll to kill it
No.590070
>>590062
Vriska biting into a block of cheese.
No.590071
>>590065
Make her hot and make it verbal shitting on
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>>590076
What indian man has a dong that long
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No.590081
this spam sure does make a really good board to read lol
No.590082
>>590081
can a person be spam? I open the floor to debate.
No.590083
>>590081
if you don't like it you can always leave
No.590084
>>590083
i get you dont like him
but
he does not care about "shut up cletus"
all it does is shit up the board
No.590086
>>590084
we've been over this, this isn't a matter of liking him or not, he's actually quite alright at times
but this is a matter of justice for me and there is nothing more important than that
just because he hasn't done anything in months it doesn't meant the thing can be forgiven
No.590087
>>590070
Man 8chan is really broken for me today
No.590088
>>590086
>shitting up the board to spite someone who isn't bothered by it is "justice"
No.590089
>>590086
>he's actually quite alright at times
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No.590091
>>590087
aww yeah that's the stuff
No.590092
each thunderous fart erupted from between her asscheeks like a breaching whale, violently shaking the fleshy globes
No.590093
>>590087
yeah you eat that cheese you slut
No.590094
>>590086
>it doesn't meant the thing can be forgiven
But anon... I've done nothing wrong
No.590095
if we killed cletus would anyone miss him
No.590096
No.590097
>>590088
what are you gonna do about it? ban everyone who says shut the fuck up cletus?
you don't ban anyone for spam because you're afraid of god knows what
you say there is no need to ban because this is a shitposting board so we can shitpost all we want as long as it isn't gross shit or cp right
so who cares? ignore the spam and move along without doing anything like you always do
No.590098
No.590100
>>590095
My fam
Her
There's this one guy at my job who's epic...
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No.590104
>>590086
that's conviction!
No.590105
>>590062
Chubby kanaya becoming vriska's living cock?
No.590108
>>590062
Sleeping Vriska with cum drying on her feet?
No.590110
>>590105
tfw i accidentally the hold thing
truly shit-tier....
No.590111
No.590113
>>590111
fugg fine ill do it someday
i forgot to save a reference last time
No.590114
>>590113
>needing a reference to draw joey
>there's a fucking joey thread
No.590115
No.590116
i wonder if the katnep person still cares about homestuck
No.590117
>>590112
this karkat looks pretty gay to me are you sure he wants that pussy's pussy
No.590118
>>590114
i don't have internet at home and when you asked i was sitting outside w/o a mouse
No.590119
>niggerclit is posting again
No.590120
>>590117
>>590116
I'll say this once more since you're clearly hard of reading.
TO BE HONEST
KATNEP
FAMILY
No.590121
it gets in the way of superior nepxnep
No.590122
>>590120
does this imply katnep is incest?
No.590123
>>590119
i'm sorry for being terrible. please accept me
is that an actual from the game
No.590125
>>590123
it was
until they made it 2D
No.590126
>>590123
>is that an actual from the game
alright i fucking swear i put animation in front of actual
>>590125
it's 2D now? after all this fucking time? what.
No.590127
>>590123
>>590126
do you not remember them being stolen from and then hussie for some reason buying the most expensive apartment possible in NYC
yea it's a shitty walkaround now, and joey is fat
No.590128
No.590129
>>590126
yeah the "concept art" they showed off once is now actual game backgrounds
that fact is funnier to me than anything in the game would have been, so
No.590130
>>590129
is the official porn drawn of the bee girl a game background too now
No.590131
No.590132
>>590123
>i'm sorry for being terrible. please accept me
You are NOT forgiven
No.590133
No.590134
>>590132
cletus you're probably worse than them
No.590135
>>590134
>worse than autist mcpubicbeard
Nah
No.590136
>>590132
Shut the fuck up Cletus
No.590137
>>590135
Shut the fuck up Cletus
No.590138
>>590135
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590141
>>590135
>Fucks his cousin because he's too much of a douchebag for anyone else to tolerate him
Shut the fuck up, cletus
No.590142
>>590141
>not wanting to get that awesome 270 degree hip grind
Cletus...
No.590143
*fantasizes about fucking his cousin
No.590144
>>590141
>fucks his cousin because he wants to
You're naive as fuck if you think douchebagginess has anything to do with getting laid or not. Maybe in relationships, but not for one nigh romps-- it's all about le looks and how you carry yourself
I'm not a douchebag irl btw-- this is my epic hsgsona
No.590145
>multiple people tell one annoying person that he is annoying
>instead of doing anything about it and follow the rules of democracy grant is just going to call those people spammers
New board owner when
No.590146
>>590144
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590147
>>590144
Shut the fuck up Cletus
No.590148
yeah and irl i'm a shy dude who le works hard and discusses politics with his employer and never gets into trouble with anyone
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No.590150
>>590144
I thought you always said you didn't want to fuck her but she was the only one that satifised your weird fetish
Shut the fuck up, cletus.
No.590151
No.590153
i volunteer myself for board owner
No.590154
No.590155
>>590144
shut the fuck up cletus
No.590156
>>590152
oh my god those pixels are fucking BEUAITUFL
unironically
No.590157
>>590154
There's literally no one else who would defend Cousinfucker
No.590159
>>590157
Why would grant defend cletus.
No.590160
No.590161
>>590159
Because he doesn't understand why people hate him so much
No.590162
>>590159
he has gone senile in his old age
No.590163
>>590150
>but she was the only one that satifised your weird fetish
Yes that's a good deal of it
What did I say that contradicted that
No.590164
>>590163
shut the fuck up, cletus.
No.590165
>>590163
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590166
two hundred and seventy degrees
of the pussi...
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No.590169
>>590159
Grant defends everyone
No.590170
>>590169
Aside from Vfan and AE
No.590171
>>590170
did I fucking stutter bitch
No.590172
No.590173
>>590159
there's an explicit difference between being annoying and spamming
i'm not going to start banning people because some stupid motherfuckers complain they dont like them
i will not compromise on this
No.590174
Why do some people take such delight in spoonfeeding?
No.590175
>>590168
thank you my good lad
>>590173
Based mod
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No.590177
>>590175
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590178
>>590175
shut up you shitskin
No.590179
>>590173
grant, ban this fucker, he's a cletus apologist
No.590180
>>590163
Well "because he wants to" makes it seem more like you want to fuck them because they're your cousin.
Can't you just find some crippled prostitute or something.
Shut the fuck up, cletus.
Also why do you even use the abaj flag
No.590181
how the fug did this place become even worse than when vfan was here
it was supposed to have gotten better; you promised it would be better dammit!
No.590182
>>590178
Aren't you being a hypocrite now
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>>590182
No he hates cletus, everyone does, he just won't ban him.
No.590188
>>590176
I spoilered it but Grant deleted it...
No.590189
if we started banning assholes we wouldn't have anyone left imo
No.590190
>>590185
>>590186
honestly probably a coupla Hail Marys will clear that up
No.590191
>>590182
i dont think i am
i dont remember banning anyone because i dont like them
mbg being a spammer is debatable but i would absolutely call his "i am goign to Killl all Of You" posts every day for years spam
i banned ass tree for like 5 minutes once and his entire posting history before that point was "please let me suck you are cock vfan"
i banned that one dudefor a few minutes when he wouldnt shut up about "woomy"
No.590192
cousinfucker doesnt even post anymore, why get so worked up over him
No.590193
>>590188
it was reported and therefore deleted so stop posting it
No.590194
>>590180
>Can't you just find some crippled prostitute or something.
No?
>>590180
>Also why do you even use the abaj flag
Because I want to become a Jojo character
No.590195
>>590191
you banned me and my good friend liquid power when we were spamming the board too.... for like 3 minutes each... multiple times...
it was awful
No.590196
>>590194
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590197
>>590194
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.590198
>>590194
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
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No.590200
>>590192
it's the abaj flag guy
No.590201
>>590189
This
>>590192
:^)
>>590193
Sorry I won't anymore
No.590203
>>590200
anyone can use any flag you know
No.590204
it's unfathomable
right now, i'm looking at the vfan era of hsg with wistful yearning
that's how bad this board become over the last few weeks
No.590205
>>590203
but he doesn't change ID
No.590206
>>590203
I don't want anyone to filter my le posts
>>590204
That's only because it was entertaining to watch vfan's mental breakdown
The months before that were pure torture
No.590207
>>590204
its because of a handful of people shitting up the board in an attempt to dissuade inbreeding negroboy from posting, when in reality it's more likely to drive other people away
No.590208
>>590204
the grass is always greener...
No.590209
cletus is The Evil One, ebonyclit is The Stupid One, and that leaves spongelord for the Bernie Sanders of this race
No.590210
>>590207
that's alright. the new crew just blows dick
No.590211
>>590209
are you seriously such a cuck you cant even say nigger when its part of someones username
No.590212
mari trompé sans frontières
No.590213
it's like a how vfan and ae made you miss roasted and egg
No.590214
>>590207
what kind of person would be driven away by this that hasn't already left?
No.590215
>>590211
I can't believe you're this ravaged about it.
No.590216
>>590211
do you remember back when youweren't allowed to say nigger on hsg?
Itseems like forever ago...
No.590218
>>590207
if anyone is still here i don't think they're leaving
No.590219
>>590207
If they are driving people away you have a good reason to ban them
No.590220
>>590216
there was a time when you weren't able to say nigger on hsg?
what...
No.590221
>>590217
You absolute madman
No.590223
>>590215
>ravaged
>rape allusion
mods？ MODS？？
No.590225
After Cletus is gone, next one will be Spongelord
No.590226
>>590216
there was a time when you weren't able to say nigger on hsg?
what...
>>590209
>ebonyclit.......
No.590227
the infidel is charged with refusing to say the HSG anti-thought crime shibboleth
No.590228
>>590226
fugg it said it didn't post lmao
No.590229
>>590206
idk
if we could get rid of the /b/tard and some of you other trips who have decided to start being worse, i would endure horse poop spam and political arguments for weeks
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>>590227
are you a nigger?
No.590232
>>590230
this is an epic post
No.590233
>>590224
Her bottom half is an acquired taste
No.590234
>>590231
I'm a honky, this is established in the lore
No.590235
>>590233
your face is a bottom half
No.590236
>>590233
put your trip back on
No.590237
>>590234
white people can be niggers too
these are the times of our lives
like sands through the glands...
No.590238
>>590236
When I had my trip on, people bitched and moaned for me to take it off
No.590239
Your father wanted you to have this.
No.590240
cletus, how do i earn mouthpics of your cousin?
No.590241
>>590238
no we begged for you to fuck off
No.590242
>>590240
Give me stump pics from another girl and then we'll talk
No.590243
sponge and cletus trading pics in the dead of night
No.590244
Sponge is getting unepic.
No.590245
Haha I can't believe I typed that gross
How do you ask for pics of a specific feature? That's obviously weird-- it's not like asking for nudes
No.590246
>>590244
it seems he has outlived his epicness
make the call
No.590247
>>590105
too many distractions
No.590248
not only do I have to pretend not to cringe when pasty nerds throw around the N-word like they wouldn't piss themselves if a black guy made eye contact, I also have to farcically abase myself to this altar of White Bullshit?
No.590249
>>590246
time for him to follow his gf and off himself
No.590250
>>590248
grant is this actually saltlick
cause saltlick is pretty retarded but I didn't think they were this retarded
No.590251
>>590247
Please draw mesoamerican kanaya pls thanks
No.590252
>>590248
:33 < pass that shit nigga
No.590253
>>590251
I said I'd do only 3
maybe next time...
No.590254
>>590248
Saying nigger on 8chan is different from saying nigger irl you nigger...
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>>590250
I'm sorry no one told you this, but it is fucking embarrassing when white zitpiles try to use the N-word to make themselves seem tough
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No.590259
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No.590260
>>590248
niggardly nigger niggled by the word nigger
No.590261
>>590257
no one says it to make themselves seem tough you fucking idiot
it's half a dumb joke and half to piss off "sensitive people" like you
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
No.590262
No.590263
imagine waking up, bound to a chair in a dark room, barely able to see a few inches in front of you
you feel a weight on your leg, traveling upwards as something small pulls itself up onto your lap, moving its face right up to yours
its hotwheels
and in his squeaky voice he says "my body doesn't work too good... so i'm going to be taking yours!"
and as your eyes adjust to the dark, you start to make out bloody pentagrams lining the walls beyond his square head
No.590264
>>590257
who does it to seem tough?
>>590259
well maybe this guy but that's not why most use it
No.590265
>>590261
agree with anon....
i hate niggers like saltlick......
No.590266
>>590261
it is literally to make you seem tough and disaffected. it succeeds in making me read your shitposts with voice cracks thrown in at opportune moments
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No.590268
>>590266
look out this nigger can read minds!!!
No.590269
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nigger isn't even offensive anymore
No.590270
>>590266
don't you have medication or something to take so you stop being a pissant
No.590271
>>590268
who do you think you're kidding, honestly. like literally why do you think anyone doesn't see through your bullshit
No.590273
>won't even type nigger
>has to type the epic "N-word" for fear of the cuckold-induced guilt it would induce in saltlick, the inducee
No.590274
Give me a second, I
need to get my story straight
my friends are in the bathroom they're
beating up some nigger ape
My lover she is waiting for me
just across the bar
she just got finished with dragging some worthless
fags behind her car...
No.590275
>>590270
my brain won't let me sleep so this is what you get
No.590276
>>590269
obviously you don't interact with sjws....
>>590266
you're a fucking retard....
so then amrio looked around and he said "alright now HOW THE FUCK DO I GET out of this shitty goddamn dimension do i have to go into the undimension or something and travel through unreality.... or owuld it be travel / not travel through the reality / unreality.... metaphysics sure is confusing. good thing i got an a++++++++ in liberal artes.... not kiberal arts, because thats for pussy faggot,s but liberal artes, which is basically a liberal kind of jrpg magic..... so isntead of using a dragon spell to summon a dragon i can use a dragon spell to shoot fire out of my asshole...... its the ultiamte power and i am the ultimate powers master. thats why im bishouden and the best self-insert ever made, second only to that guy in final fantasy 8. so then mario went over to the hole in the wall that led to urneality and he peeked his head out of the wall and everything was fucking..... overlapping wherever he looked.... like ghost imaging like fuck... kind of like when you take a graphic in ms paint and press shfit and move it its fucking freaky as shit and looks retarded. then mario said "nope" so then he went into the nearest kitchen where a bunch of insanis were all frying something with cheese in it...... like..... cheese and spam.
No.590277
>>590271
youre reading way too much into shitposts
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No.590279
>>590271
i'm not a tripfag why would i need to act tough on the internet
No.590280
>>590278
*answering phone voice* suck my cock?
No.590281
some virginian you are...
No.590283
>>590280
succ my nigger...
No.590284
No.590285
nigger nigger chicken dinner
No.590286
>>590247
UH
NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIMD BUT HOLY SHIT
No.590287
>the scene where michael acts really impressed by pam's art after she had it criticized
i started crying
No.590288
>>590282
>Lawful good
>not Carson
>Chaotic good
>not Rand
>Lawful Neutral
>not Jeb
>Lawful Evil
>not Hillary
How the fuck is Christie lawful when he shut the fucking bridge down for political bullshit
No.590289
>>590282
is kasich true neutral because he's a worthless heap of nothing?
No.590290
>>590286
jeb is lawful neutral
No.590291
>>590288
this entire thing is retarded everyone is controlled by jew money
No.590292
>>590271
my computer's being fucky so I don't even know if this uploaded but I tried a few times
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FXhCvYNNHd
just fuck off
No.590293
>tfw you really wanna suck cock but you and your bf haven't even held hands yet
No.590294
>>590288
why does christie shutting down a random ass bridge matter but not the democrats shutting down the whole fucking government
No.590295
>>590293
is your bf a nigger
No.590296
i wish the aldmeri dominion was real so i could be a (sex) slave to a qt elf
No.590297
No.590298
>>590292
a) not clicking, b) literally why are you in a snit
No.590299
>>590293
find a thick nig online
No.590300
>>590293
yeah, i'm just wondering...
...which one of you is the nigger in the relationship?
No.590301
>>590298
you're being a cunt and it's annoying
No.590302
>>590289
That's Jeb-- I actually like Kasich. I feel like he'd be a good leader who isn't really partisan
But he's boring so nobody will vote for him
>>590291
N-not Trump...!
No.590303
>>590294
You're a cuckservative dude
You'd suck a cock if the Republican Party made it their platform
No.590305
>>590301
okay, and why do I care about your thin-skin feelings again
No.590306
>>590304
why did valve ruin the game with such an ugly scoreboard
No.590308
>>590305
you don't and you shouldn't
i'm just telling you to fuck off, because you're being a whiny cunt
No.590309
>>590306
the scoreboard wouldn't be so bad if it showed more of each name and everyone didn't have shitty, weird-ass names
No.590311
>>590308
so like, teachable moment here? this is called being a little sensitive bitch-ass
No.590312
concept: saltlick fucking me in the ass, but my kegal exercises have made me so powerful i clench and instantly masticate their member
No.590313
>>590311
wow, gendered slurs, wow
No.590314
>>590311
"bitch-ass"
i want to drink nigger semen from your abused asshole
No.590317
>>590315
can't tell if this is too epic or not epic enough, but it sure as hell isn't goldilocks epic
No.590318
SO THEY'RE FINALLY NIGGER
No.590319
>>590314
how many octaves would your voice jump through if you actually had to say this shit out loud
No.590320
*walks into thread*
*looks directly into camera*
*turns 360 degrees and walks out*
No.590321
>>590287
pam is, like, the only genuine friend michael makes throughout the series
it's cool to watch their relationship develop
No.590322
>>590319
if i wasn't in public i'd say it :^(
>>590320
pls die
No.590323
reminder that jim and pam are pathetic work drones that were only able to invite their families and work friends to their wedding
No.590324
No.590325
*peridot voice*
nigger... ?
No.590326
>>590309
the ping being fucking wifi connection bars is inexcusable
No.590327
how lawful or neutral is it to commit electoral fraud to put your brother in the White House
No.590330
>>590327
true nigger neutral
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No.590334
>>590331
47 Lamborghini In The Hollywood Hill Man
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No.590336
>>590333
avoid people, not repel
No.590337
>>590335
that douche from those youtube ads
No.590338
>>590332
*vlogs on this post*
No.590339
>>590336
Repelling is better because I can walk where I wish
No.590340
47 Niggers in my Saltlick account
No.590341
>meriken's tripcode finder supports gpu assigning
>doesn't support my video card
Why
No.590342
>>590323
almost all the characters are drones
isn't that the point
No.590343
i bumped into this nigger at the train station last week. he said "tell the next person to do that to me I will hurt them very badly"
No.590344
>>590341
what happened to your old one
No.590346
a girl in panties and t-shirt only
No.590347
is vriska the worst written character in homestuck
No.590348
>>590344
My old one fried itself, my "new" one is a radeon 3600 series that I paid $4 for on black friday
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No.590351
>>590311
>bitch-ass
that's not very sensitive of you is it?
No.590352
>>590347
there are a bunch of Beforans ahead of her in that line
No.590353
No.590354
>>590352
but they don't take as much focus
No.590356
>>590352
No writing isn't bad writing
No.590357
>>590354
that's a weird metric, the most high profile worst written character? still, gamzee's got her beat by a mile
No.590358
only low test males like ___
No.590360
>>590357
come on saltlick, i thought you were smarter than this
No.590361
No.590362
only high test males like ___
No.590363
how do i protect myself from becoming a libcuckian idiot
No.590364
No.590365
>>590362
Calling their girlfriends "bitch"
No.590366
>>590360
I've been awake for twenty six to thirty hours, what do you want from me
No.590367
>>590363
wear a make america great again hat
No.590368
No.590369
>>590366
i want your fucking nigger! lol
No.590370
>>590365
do you call the cripple that
No.590371
>>590362
cross-dressing and feminization
No.590372
Flood detected; Post discarded.
No.590373
>>590366
go to sleep so you won't be a prick
No.590374
>>590370
No that's disgusting I hate that
I guess I'm low test...
No.590375
>>590373
everyone's allowed to be a prick but me, I have to be well-rested and Refreshingly Non-PC™ at all times
No.590376
only mid test males like ___
No.590377
redpill me on the high test meme
people seem to say it when especially curvaceous females are posted
are they saying that the women have high testosterone, and that somehow leads to being more curvy
or are they saying that they themselves, the viewer, have high testosterone, which they proclaim as an explanation of the lust overtaking them for the women
or is there some other meaning perhaps
No.590379
No.590380
No.590381
Look Krillin!
These niggers have the dragon balls!
No.590382
>>590377
it's a dumb meme
the origin of it is I think people with fat fetishes explaining it off by being "natural" or something
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No.590386
>>590377
>or are they saying that they themselves, the viewer, have high testosterone, which they proclaim as an explanation of the lust overtaking them for the women
This
High test women are musclegirls
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No.590389
do you think jim ever ate pam's ass?
No.590390
>>590386
cletus with the obesity fetish
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>>590390
That's a fucking good ass man
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>>590392
that's even worse
No.590396
Lots of testosterone makes me want to fuck 500 pound women!
No.590397
wow, i expect nothing from you ungrateful little shits other than consistent shitposts, but two whole Friends episodes later and you've only managed 10?????
the fuck is wrong with you people, everyone is banned
No.590398
Sponge, are you there?
Do you grasp my meaning?
Do you know how it feels? Are you crying too?
No.590399
>>590397
there's been a lot more than 10 posts
No.590400
>>590397
Are you zwid, shitty-not-zwid or kill-me-i'm-grant?
No.590401
>>590397
there's been 10 posts in like the last 6 minutes dude
No.590402
but high test leads to baldness... and baldness leads to numale...
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No.590404
I assume I got a lot of test in the womb-- my face suggests it
But I don't know how much I got during puberty
At least
At least me and Nikki Tesla can laugh over an epic intellectual dinner in hell
Football! Football! Epic! Football!
No.590405
>>590404
you're pretty clearly an omega
No.590406
I hate my mother for making me love her so much
It ruined my middle school years
My dad used to be high test but Jesus cut his balls off
Now I realized he was an autist all along-- maybe it's genetic
No.590407
within you, the cuck side of the force, i sense
train you, i will not
No.590408
all of you are literally the worst
where are the good posters?
i want an hsg with some not-terrible anons, nicks ass, chaz, grant, p_p, roasted, mbg...
heck, even a combination of ipgd, vfan, and egghead would be an improvement over this shit
No.590409
>>590408
and also le me right
No.590410
>dj atomika isn't an actual dj
damn...
No.590411
>>590405
I'm textbook gamma my friend
But hey, he was too
No.590412
>>590411
read the thing you posted retard
No.590413
>>590409
who le h*ck are you?
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>>590377
>>590408
>chaz, p_p, roasted
No.590416
>>590412
I'm not psychologically submissive
No.590417
>>590414
>not terrible anons
you gotta earn it my man
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>>590416
you're sure as fuck not dominant
No.590421
cletus: artist, philosopher
No.590422
>>590420
Psychologically is not socially
>>590421
I'm an aesthete of the highest caliber
No.590423
>>590422
what are the great "new ideas" you come up with?
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No.590425
Is it my turn to howl into this shitty little void?
Can I?
I think the reason we all stay here, so long after we realized Homestuck is never going to be finished, is for either entertainment or social interaction
Let me provide a little of both
No.590426
>>590423
It's gonna be good
If I ever finish it
If I ever start it
No.590427
>>590426
looks like shit
is chris-chan a gamma too?
No.590428
You underestim8 my power!!!!!!!!
No.590429
I think I like Dio and Jojo so much is because they're all so masculine while being original
They're colorful while being men-- they're smart while being men
They're handsome and striking and cool
DIO is the ultimate man-- but he's beautiful, not handsome
I want to be him
No.590430
>>590427
Gammas at least can function in society
People only realize I'm not cool when they know me for more than a week or two
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No.590432
Krishna, too
He's lithe, he's pretty
He loafs at his leisure all day, plays the flute
A billion people love him
He explores love with a sweet girl
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No.590434
And the worst part is
I don't want to be a chad
I just want the attention, respect, and validation they command. I don't want to be a quarterback. I don't want to be a business major
I want a world where everyone likes what I like. That was academia for a while-- before I was really born
But that had to be taken away and now I don't want to be associated with that.
No.590436
a world where everyone uses shitting streets...
No.590437
fetishizing an entire modern day culture can't be healty
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No.590439
ninteenth century scholars comparing their massiv vg ost collections
No.590440
I was really born too late-- noble frailty used to be a sublime quality
I hate nerds for being beneath me and I hate boors for being above me when they should really be beneath me too
Fucking disgusting people-- niggerclit tier people would congregate with me in high school
God knows why I tolerated them. I could have passed for something else if I shooed them away.
I should have grabbed each and every one by the chin and pulled them close to my face and whispered
"Just because you aren't like them, and I'm not like them, doesn't mean that you are like me."
No.590441
They had made a mistake, you see
They realized that we were both apart from the large, teeming mass of loud, acne scarred mouthbreathing Irish teens in Catholic school
But they didn't realize that that we were on opposite sides of that mass
No.590442
The emotion's all gone I'm done
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No.590446
i'm going to make my own tulpa
who else wants to induce schizophrenia on themselves to create a spiritual joey waifu????
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No.590448
>>590444
Do you know the gamma struggle, Sponge?
Socrates had to kill himself because of it
>>590443
My mental diarrhea is edgy, so be it
>>590445
Don't you dare defile DIO like that
I'm not mad because of girls-- I could be in a huge room with hundreds of pretty girls and that wouldn't make me feel less detached
No.590449
how do we make cletus the next big internet lolcow
No.590450
>>590422
Peridot confirmed for hindi
No.590451
>>590447
it's real
we can do it together
my advice is you start out with something simple like a jason waifu to minimize the chances of it going insane and killing you
No.590452
i think i'm omega, actually
No.590453
>i was born too late
wew lad
No.590454
i don't really need girls. just pictures of their mouths and a personality to attach to those pictures
No.590455
>>590452
You're so thirsty we could pour the entire mass of all the galaxy into you and you wouldn't notice
No.590456
>>590454
you could probably make a tulpa with only a mouth
No.590457
i was born way too early
this planet isn't ready for me
No.590458
>>590450
Hai rama!
>>590452
I thought I had you pegged as gamma for sure. You aren't ugly and you have this faux-normie air to you. And all those epic mouthpics...
>>590453
Not like "waaah the music I like isn't popular"
I mean like I was literally born centuries too late
The social paradigm is all different. And it's collapsing all around us
No.590459
does insanity just affect the current attention whore
No.590460
>>590458
you're a fucking idiot bitch
do you really think you could survive in an environment that actually required work
and
>no games
>no phone
>more disease
>can't talk to people abroad
>no waifu
No.590461
It's official, this is the Cletus Saga.
No.590462
>>590459
i'm not insane yet. i'm a bit nervous about the idea of inducing insanity so as to be able to access my beautiful punk waifu friendwaifu, but it is a sacrifice i am willing to make
No.590463
now that i think about it he did say he wanted a caste system, for some reason thinking he wouldn't be on the bottom
No.590464
>>590458
maybe i am, i could have my symbols confused. i'm fantastic at convincing people i'm normal when i want to
but mostly
i don't care anymore
No.590465
>>590462
i meant cletus, though i have given that some thought too.
not for a pony though
No.590466
>>590457
>i was born way too early
Or that. I never considered
I wish I was just a probe A.I. drifting in space, exploring and thinking and sending results back to earth
That's a childlike state I'd love to return to
No worries about other people
No worries other than examining hydrogen content or making contact with other species
No.590467
i want to create the caste system myself, where i will rule as our eternal warrior-poet godlord
No.590468
who will slay cletus at the end of the season
No.590469
>>590460
>do you really think you could survive in an environment that actually required work
As a fucking noble you idiot
>>590463
Why would I be on the bottom? I'm smart, and sensitive, and pretty and cruel
That's all nobles had to be-- aside from being born into it
No.590470
>>590465
who said anything about a FUCKING pony
thats retarded
No.590471
>>590469
>As a fucking noble you idiot
>aside from being born into it
yea you're missing that crucial bit mate
you could have the same thing today, just be the kid of a billionaire
No.590472
>>590470
aren't you the mlp futa guy
No.590473
>>590469
>as a fucking noble
ahahahaha that's dumb as shit
what makes you think you would get lucky enough to be born into a noble family
unless you luck the fuck out your life will be shit compared to now, and even then even us poorfags are probably having more fun than nobles did
No.590474
>>590469
You're only one of those things.
No.590476
>>590472
yeah.... but that doesn't mean i'm going to make my dream waifu a pony
i don't really want to taint her with anything sexual though tbh
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No.590478
>>590471
>just be the kid of a billionaire
Disgusting materialist spoiled shit smear you mean
>>590473
>what makes you think you would get lucky enough to be born into a noble family
I wasn't. This is what I want-- not reality
>>590474
You only know the pretty side of me
No.590479
i want to buy some aura quartz
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No.590481
>>590478
>Disgusting materialist spoiled shit smear
What the fuck do you think royalty were? Bastions of morality?
No.590483
regicide has always sounded incredibly noble to me
that's kind of ironic, isn't it
No.590484
But then again I am being pretty pic related rn
Le sign it won't happen again
>>590480
I miss him
>>590481
>What the fuck do you think royalty were? Bastions of morality?
It has nothing to do with morality or even wealth and everything to do with mindset
I don't care if I was born to a small noble family of meager means in some Swiss canton
It's the essence of a person. One is noble or one is not
No.590485
>>590484
your essence is hillbilly
No.590486
oh! oh!!! what's my essence???
No.590487
you aren't even shitpost king
No.590488
>>590483
You're an enigma to me
Have you ever even read Homestuck?
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>>590486
well, twoouttathree aint bad sponge old boy, at least you're popular
No.590495
>>590488
oh, absolutely
i still think about the comic sometimes. the underlings deserved way more screentime imo
them and the felt
No.590496
>>590488
i think he has
he started as a shtick to spongefan didn't he
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No.590498
guys i'm really anticipatory rright now
No.590499
>>590495
>>590497
I want you to know I slip into spongespeak almost everyday and I hate/love you for it
No.590500
>>590496
a shtick to batlord (as Scatlord), and then a shtick to spongefan, yeah
No.590501
>>590500
right you stated as batlord's thing
he still hasn't painted those walls, by the way
No.590502
how many of you are going to make a joey tulpa
No.590503
>>590501
i could see it. hm. i miss batlord, a lot. i want him to live with me in my pyramid, some day
No.590504
 | Rolled 3 (1d3) |
Tulpas are autist tier
1-DIO
2-Krishna
3-Nietzsche
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No.590506
>>590504
are you saying you don't want a mind-waifu?
No.590507
>>590506
Not a waifu
A mind-stand
A part of me pretending not to be
No.590508
how do we get the team back together, hsg?
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No.590510
>>590507
yes.... then you amputate it and let it grow as a simulated personality. it was epic
No.590512
bringing the old tripfags together for One Last Heist
let's all rock the heist
summer 2020
No.590513
A dark queen to rule beside me would be nice, too
>>590510
>amputate
Hot
No.590514
>>590510
>>590513
get banned already
No.590515
>>590513
what if you got nigger zelda... then you cut off her arms and legs..... and you made your own nigger baby waifu
No.590516
>>590514
For what? Triggering you?
>>590515
You can't see tulpas so there's no point
No.590517
>>590516
apparently there's some way to trick yourself into hallucinating your tulpa, if anons are to be believed
No.590518
>>590517
Please don't tell me that I could potentially ruin my life with that shit
No.590519
>>590518
we can ruin our lives together
anyway i'm going again
bye familia
No.590521
>>590513
>Hilda cockvores Zelda
>impregnates Linkle with zeldacum
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No.590523
This artist never ever read homestuck
Ever
>putting the "s" back in "hit parade" since 1991
No.590525
i love this beige liquid
it makes me feel so strong
No.590527
>>590525
Oh yeah I forgot you're a poison slurper
No.590528
>>590527
i'm talking about soylent 2.0 actually
No.590529
anyway there are poisons in the atmosphere so i might as well take drugs
i want an Authentic Earth Experience
No.590530
>>590528
Oh shit. That's epic and transhumanist as fuck
Is it good?
Why did they name that
No.590531
transhumanism is cool
i can't wait to augment myself
No.590532
>>590530
the flavor is kind of like, a really neutral pancake that is sliiightly nutty. i love it, honestly, both in liquid and powder form. it's pretty epic
i think they named it as a joke, since the movie isn't as relevant as it was
No.590533
i think the world is ready for the return of the borat jokes
No.590534
>>590531
I want to look like an epic devi
>>590532
It's cheap right
No.590535
I woke up after like three hours... why
No.590536
>>590534
the powdered form is definitely affordable. especially if you thin it out so it lasts an extra "meal" or two
No.590537
>>590535
because you're a fucking nigger! lol
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No.590542
why can't I sleep like real people
No.590543
why can't I sleep like real people
No.590544
the peridot shtick is done
dead
gonzo
you guys sure did make this enjoyable but i think it's time to lay this meme to rest
No.590545
[in a sickly, muffled voice]
peri
No.590546
>>590544
w-wesley???
you can't do this!
I WON'T LET YOU
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No.590548
the strongest person in the world
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No.590557
me want sweet thing, why parunga cave no have sweet thing
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No.590559
hear joey unga you free at back of bunga
No.590560
saltlick getting attacked by a pack of niggers
No.590561
saltlick understanding the systemic problems that drove them to violence and burglary
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No.590565
>>590563
Woah-- calm down sponge
No.590566
saltlick = the jesus christ
the niggers = the roman and the jew
lance of longinus = 8chan
No.590567
shove cookie dough into my fat face
No.590568
>>590566
Jesus wasn't a fat tranny...
>>590567
Why make it sexual
No.590569
No.590570
saltlick: turns the sands into glands and the water into piss
No.590571
pepperlick: turns the south into mouths and the food into poop
No.590572
me: *walks to Wawa in the middle of the night, gets spooked by the wind*
No.590573
We don't have Wawas in NY...
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