No.590101
NOTHING BUT CATGIRLS EDITION
OLDE
>>589406
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>>590101
tfw im shit and have no personality besides """""memes""""""
No.590107
What the fuck are you doing there was already a new one here
>>590058
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>>590107
The last thread would not fucking update until after I posted this
So fuck you, bitch to hotwheels to fix the shit
No.590576
+1 for dead katnep shitter thread
No.590577
couldnt hear ur sound wtf
No.590578
No.590579
love to get my hair stuck in my lip balm continuously
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No.590581
what will saltlick do when my beauty utterly eclipses them?
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>>590580
okay here's a fact about long hair, left to its own devices and given a strong enough wind it will home right in on anything sticky on your face. sure, it's gross, but am I really gross just for experiencing it
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No.590590
mystic aurora's p good so far
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>>590588
The fuck is in that picture? A turtle? A GOBLIN?
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>>590591
it's kamek, dumbass
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>>590592
>>590593
What is that specific picture from?
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>>590600
Can't check from here
What's the name
No.590603
sweet chocolate doesn't pair well with sweet wine
No.590604
>>590603
Vodka pairs with anything! Even vodka!
No.590605
>>590603
are you trying to be a mom?
you have to eat it in a bubble bath for the ritual to work
No.590606
>>590605
no I'm just a baby with a sweet tooth
>>590604
vodka with a twist of vodka, chaser: vodka
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>>590607
who
the FUCK
are you
No.590609
>>590608
no no no
like this
who
le FUGGY MCWUGGY
are you
No.590610
>>590609
don't drag me into your baby-talk squalor
No.590611
>>590608
I'm the most beloved tripfag here
that's who I am. Who are you?
No.590612
>>590611
prablata?? is it you???
No.590613
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>>590612
why did anyone like her
No.590615
>>590611
yer literally worse than vfan, laddie
No.590616
>>590614
She was cute
And short
She was short, right?
No.590617
>>590610
but why le farg not :(
No.590618
maybe soon I can actually get to sleep
No.590619
>>590614
to appear progressive is all
>>590615
prove it
No.590621
i want to lick chara's sweaty feet
No.590625
>>590621
i want you to lick my poopybutt
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>>590614
short lesbian with big eyebrows
No.590629
hello
do you guys remember this movie?
it was my favorite when i was a youngster
truly the pinnacle of cinematic and storytelling innovation
No.590630
>>590621
only if they wanted me to
No.590632
hmm, now that you mention it..
wait a minute, this isnt right
No.590633
>>590629
I didn't know the guy who played Finn in star wars was a child actor
No.590634
>>590629
yo... I always forget about this movie but I've seen it so many times
No.590635
maybe i should casually learn to speedrun deus ex
No.590636
maybe i should have said learn to casually speedrun deus ex
No.590637
maybe you should learn to post rofl
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>>590638
i would not stream
No.590641
>>590634
it was a very good movie despite what rotten tomatoes says
>>590633
druly ebic racism maymay
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>>590639
why
that's the point of speedrunning
to stream and make the epic cash
No.590645
>>590643
no
its for epic funsies
i wouldnt be going for anything even resembling wr
No.590646
>>590645
well ok
but streaming could be even more funsieser
just a thought
No.590647
>>590641
and not even a good racist joke
No.590648
i want a nigger gf
a saltlick trigger gf
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No.590650
>>590647
even more: not even a joke!
jolks get laffs, that's the nature of jolks
no laffs here, that was just racism
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>>590652
comrade:
your sense of humor is bad like horse manure
watch dunston checks in for some good quality jolks and laffs
i wish you the best
sincerely, a friend
No.590654
>>590653
you no friend of mine
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>>590657
>>590654
i was so deeply insulted that i forgot my image
No.590662
>>590661
that filename lol
No.590663
is a new madoka thing coming out or somehting
ive been seeing people talk about it more lately
No.590664
>>590663
where? aldi food?
No.590665
>>590664
during my occasional checks of /a/ recently
No.590666
File: 1452665926500.png (258.16 KB, 679x675, 679:675, 941e69a675f1ef6de7b2022da9….png)
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>>590666
just 1/4
heh, i'm okay...
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>>590669
cant blame you
dude looks good for his age when hes not hiding his muscle level
No.590671
*puts pop rocks in foreskin*
cool
No.590672
how did roshi blow up the entire moon with a power level of like 100
No.590673
>>590672
i dontthink any databook or anything says his power level at FULL MAX POWER
but when hes dressed like jackie chun its like 180 and hes not that buff
you gotta assume its like trunks's bullshit idiot super saiyan mode where hes buff as fuck and strong as heck but slow as ass
No.590674
they should have just gotten roshi to blow up frieza
No.590675
psa: metal gear online is in beta on the pc
No.590676
No.590677
metal gear the solid nine: it isn't a real metal gear game because we threw kojima away
No.590680
>>590678
nice
congrats dude
No.590681
*poisons the mouthpic well*
No.590683
i usually don't mind heights but this made me so uncomfortable
No.590685
File: 1452673679629.png (209.39 KB, 1280x984, 160:123, willmyhusbandreturnfromthe….png)
No.590686
>>590683
eh, i could do it better
No.590687
damn it darryl we needs what be stealin' onto one of them secret navajo hooker trains
No.590688
I'm a friend of the admin here
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No.590692
does anyone have that hot gif i post sometimes where it's like an anime girl with nipless boobs
No.590693
ben's a big ol jew faggot who believes in boy chara
No.590694
What did I fucking post last night...
No.590695
>>590694
dumb bullshit, same as always
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>>590698
cut the2e
*grab2 diick2*
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>>590697
*pops a fart boner*
No.590701
No.590704
*cums, but there's no semen it's just a fart*
No.590705
*gives you a fartcial (fart facial)*
No.590706
hussie's busy buying memes for shelby $20bux instead of working on the comic/game
double-you
tee
efffffffffffffffff*flecks of spit fly from face*
No.590707
>>590706
why the fuck can't shelby buy her own pizz tbh
No.590708
do you think hussie cheeses up his pizz?
No.590709
>>590707
you can't afford pizza on an income like hers
she only charges $25 for each 10 minute doodle
No.590710
>>590709
She can buy a pizza with one sketch then
No.590711
>>590707
Hussie's a millionaire, he can share.
No.590712
>>590711
>implying he still has that much money
No.590713
>>590712
Hussie's a dollaraire
No.590714
Andrew Hussie - using his Joey money to buy pizza for his lackeys?
No.590715
just think how much closer to being 3D Hivebent would have been without the money wasted on that pizza
No.590716
it wasn't the odd gentlemen who stole hussie's money, but it was $helby who was stealing it all along
No.590717
i cant believe hussie traded joey's integrity for a fuggin le pizz...... that son of a bitch....
No.590718
No.590719
>>590706
how poor is shelby
can't she get a job that doesn't involve charging $20 for a sketch
No.590720
>>590718
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
No.590721
>>590719
but why would she
she's making bank off of nerds paying through the nose for bad pics of their ocs
No.590722
>>590721
THEN WHY IS SHE STARVING?
No.590723
>>590722
cause her cat broke her rice thing
No.590724
>>590723
you goddamn idiot there are more ways to cook food other than a fucking rice cooker
drink bleach
No.590726
>>590722
she invested it all in rice, apparently
and doesn't have a hob or a pan
No.590731
Dreams logged: 1 (25)
Images saved: 2 (2)
No.590734
what le fug is an abdominal migraine?
i thought migraines were a head thing and "stomachache" was the word for tummy boo-boos
No.590735
how do combat the monopoly of the rice cookers
No.590736
No.590737
i hate kitchen implements with one really specific designated purpose
No.590738
No.590739
what if everytime you died, you ended up waking up at the last time you woke up, like loading a save file?
No.590740
>>590737
alton brown has famously said that there should only be one utensil in your kitchen with a singular purpose
and that is a fire extinguisher
No.590741
>>590739
what if it was the last toilet you shat in xD
No.590742
>>590739
it would be a nightmare once you got to a certain level of old age
being like 120 and dying seconds after waking up, only to be loaded back to a few seconds previous, over and over again, for eternity
No.590743
>>590739
step 1) buy lottery ticket
step 2) stay awake until winning numbers are revealed
step 3) suicide
step 4) go buy winning lottery ticket
step 5) repeat steps 1-4 until you have amassed enough money to put the koch brothers to shame
step 6) convert it to pennies
step 7) put the pennies in space until they form a satellite with a gravitational pull
step 8) when somebody tells you what you're doing doesn't make any sense, tell them "on the contrary, it is *cents*
step 9) crash your penny moon into the earth and end all life
No.590744
i guess we're already here
i guess we already know
we've all got femhandlers to fear
they've all got black bulls to blow
i think you're all NUMALES!!
but i guess i am too....
anyone would be cucked on planet earth with you
No.590745
Uhhh guys.....
....GUYS!
we've got cuckpany!
No.590746
Could anything be worth more than cucking numales on the planet Earth?
No.590747
>>590743
there's only so many pennies on earth anon
No.590748
>>590742
What if natural causes didn't count?
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No.590750
>>590748
'woke up' is still concerning
what if you were in a non-fatal accident that knocked you out without killing you, but still horribly crippled you
you couldn't go back past that point
No.590751
i have just discovered the unabated joy of Rust griefing
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No.590755
Noriaki Kakyoin
You are... dead
No.590756
>>590755
whoa, spoilers, dude!
No.590758
>>590747
we can make more
with the money you win from the lottery you can pay people to dig up more copper and whatever they use as filler
if worse comes to worst: when we run out of pennies, start using nickels
No.590759
at least you aren't jeb bush
No.590761
>>590759
trump has made this election a shitshow but somehow none of his antics perplexed me as much as jeb walking around with pockets full of tiny living turtles and handing them out to children with the advice "slow and steady wins the race"
i just
what
No.590763
>>590762
now this is some pure wew
No.590764
>>590761
They aren't living they're shitty knick knacks
No.590765
>>590764
well that's a lot less interesting
No.590766
No.590768
me, the great and loveable peridot!
No.590769
No.590770
jeb "the left hand of darkness" bush
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>>590621
I thought this was joey at first
No.590772
how do we get rid of dogflag dude who is not grant
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>>590772
He really doesn't know?
He--ha! He really doesn't know, does he?
No.590776
>>590772
we get rid of dogflag
No.590778
>>590774
I thought cletus was the abaj flag guy
No.590779
>>590778
that's niggerclit, the /b/tard
No.590780
>>590778
>people can't use two flags
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>>590779
don't confuse the poor lad
No.590783
>>590779
no niggerclit is niggerclit
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>>590782
i thought he was using the flag too
No.590786
No.590787
You thought it was niggerclit, but it was me! ADONIS!
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>>590794
speaking of autism
here he goes again
No.590797
so he's finally back
nepposting for you
No.590798
I Drink The Blood And Smoke The Weed
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>>590800
you can share a grave...
No.590802
No.590803
I've never even kissed a boy before
I'm literally the worst gay
No.590804
Like
Ben has fucked a dude and I haven't
In what world does that make sense
No.590805
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>>590803
>>590804
same but with a girl ans being straight
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>>590807
looks like flowey
No.590809
>>590806
Why would you want to kiss a girl, anon
There's no limit to the feels you don't have to settle with feeling bad about girls when you can feel bad about not having a cute ginger bf
No.590810
>>590809
I don't understand a word
No.590811
No.590813
Remove flags REMOVE FLAGS
No.590814
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No.590817
i will stop the charafags
No.590818
>>590817
me and you my man
No.590819
File: 1452708322356.png (192.19 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2016-01-13-17-1….png)
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File: 1452708386924.png (667.88 KB, 1119x1190, 1119:1190, Chara 'The Knife Monarch' ….png)
No.590822
i will stop the sansfags as well
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No.590825
the floweyfags will be the first to die
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>>590825
odd it didn't attach the file
No.590828
but arrangements can be made in case of alphysfags
No.590829
arrangements to permanently die, that is
No.590830
so
um
well i just can't stop thinkin'
No.590831
No.590832
how will hussie steal the sword of chang back from his protege toby
No.590833
you think undertale 2 will happen before hiveswap?
No.590834
>>590828
ask and you shall get
No.590835
>>590833
Toby suggested he was already working on a new game
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>>590834
i hope you and this artist somehow meet and then get sandwiched between two speeding semitrucks
No.590841
if water won't clense it, try flame
No.590845
>>590843
shut your fuggy mcwuggin chikkyhole cletus
No.590846
>>590845
Oh no yeah lets have more of
>>590834
>>590834
>>590834
Great idea
No.590847
>>590846
shut the fuck up cletus
No.590848
>>590832
uhh what? he has nothing to steal back? undertale's success is a direct result of hussie himself, it's one of his proudest triumphs!
fox is, er, nice, but we all know he's more of a... ahem, middleman.
No.590849
>>590846
shut the fuck up, cletus
No.590850
>>590846
Shut the fuck up cletus you post your crippled cousin's vag
No.590851
>>590846
shut the fuck up cletus
No.590852
>the voice of duke nukem turned down the opportunity to do voice work for trump's campaign
[duke nukem falling yell]
No.590853
>>590852
truly this is not the most epic of all possible worlds
No.590854
>>590849
>>590847
>>590851
Alphysfags...
>>590850
Yeah and I spoiler it
No.590855
>>590852
why in the world would john st john do that
No.590856
>>590855
hes a california cuck
No.590857
>>590854
shut the fuck up cletus
No.590858
>>590854
>and I spoiler it
that doesn't mean posting someone's genitalia on the internet is fine
No.590859
>>590858
Oh I thought it was because you found it gross
You're just a pussy cuck then
No.590860
i can't believe toby fox didn't put andrew hussie in the credits of his game, he would be nothing without him...
No.590861
>>590859
has she killed herself yet
No.590862
No.590864
>>590860
not even special thanks?
No.590865
i mean he unironically wouldn't have a fraction of the exposure he got
No.590866
>>590860
Him trying to sorta kinda take a little bit of credit for Undertale in the news post was really fucking funny and also pathetic
>>590861
She's actually much better than she was around this time last year
No.590867
my back hurts so fuckin bad, help
No.590868
>>590866
shut the fuck up cletus
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No.590870
>>590867
my backs been hurting bad for a week now too
No.590871
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>>590864
yeah right? maybe toby will show some respect to his master and patch in special thanks
No.590874
>>590870
i think i'm having some kind of spasm
like i was just walking around today and i could feel the muscles in my back constricting more and more until i couldn't breath because of the pain
>>590871
last time i went to one of those he put me in a giant xray and probably gave me cancer and then told me he was gonna heal my spirit energy
fuck that
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>>590869
post a pic of your handsome profile
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No.590882
>helping a student at work
>need to spend 5 minutes explaining the difference between ohms and kilo-ohms
>need to do it again with amps and milli-amps less than an hour later
>this is a university course on engineering
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>>590882
>need to spend 5 minutes explaining the difference between ohms and kilo-ohms
i hope that's an hyperbole
No.590886
>>590885
5 minutes is but I did have to repeat myself over and over while he gave me the most vacant look ever
>>590884
he was an arab and he was there with a group of equally retarded arabs who wouldn't stop bothering me and the other technician until we basically held their hands through their entire assignment
No.590888
>>590887
I was going to draw you sucking balls but this was too easy I'd feel bad now
No.590889
>>590882
its truly incredible how far they'll let you get knowing absolutely nothing
in y senior year, there was girl in one of my high level CS classes who didn't understand loops
i don't even know how that's possible, she should have failed like every project beyond helloworld
No.590890
>>590888
You're a shitty artist if you need a specific pose to draw from every time
No.590891
>>590888
his entire shtick is sucking his own balls and generally being an attention whore, how did you not expect it to be that easy
No.590892
2 days until Dragon Dogma
No.590893
what if mario... WAS ON DRUGS
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>>590889
if she was hot she probably her high charisma score to convince nerds to do her work for her
there was a girl like that in my cs department
No.590896
>>590893
hoooooo
leeeeeeey
S
H
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
T
T
T
T
T
T
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No.590897
>>590891
Why would I hesitate to post my handsome visage?
>>590893
RACIST MARIO
No.590899
>>590890
No you see
I wasn't at a bad point but I'm never sure of what I'm doing, if I wanna draw a person I need refs of them
No.590900
>>590899
hooooly shit haha dude
No.590901
designate me harder, pajeet~!
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No.590903
>>590899
Okay now that I stopped laughing this is actually a pretty good likeness but I don't have plagiocephaly and me neck too small
Also turn those balls into meaty labia or something
Keep the skin color though
No.590904
>>590903
shut the fuck up cletus
No.590905
imagine an immortal invulnerable being making friends with vulnerable mortals and freaking out whenever the mortals did anything that seemed dangerous
like a mortal friend picks up a mug of hot tea by the lip and the immortal's like, please hold it by the handle you're going to burn your fingertips
No.590906
okay since you guys don't like it when I draw cleeter requests who else has something for me to draw
No.590907
>>590906
Metabee he's cool
No.590908
>>590906
garnet crushing an anon's head between her thighs
No.590909
>>590906
At least finish the ara
No.590910
>>590906
chubby feferi in fish pajamas
No.590911
>>590909
you got your drawing, the painting's just practice for me
>>590910
this is Homestuck General, after all, so this guy wins the draw
No.590912
No.590913
I've just drunk two cups of tea and forgotten to take my pills both times. who wants to bet I'll make it three
No.590914
>>590913
twenty bucks on the shambling failure of a human being
No.590915
>>590914
I can't tell if this is a bet for or against me remembering to take my pills, but if it was for- congrats, you're a winner
No.590917
i just noticed those 2 unjustified bans and undid them
im removing the mod who did them as well
No.590918
And sweet babies cry for the cool taste of milking
That milky delight that invited us all
And if there's a taste in this life more inviting
Then wake up your windows and watch as the sweet babies crawl
Away
No.590920
>>590917
You need balls to manage a board
No.590921
>>590917
What for and who?
>>590919
Hyper stuff is just funny to me
No.590922
>>590920
i'm not banning someone because people dont like them, even if its you, even if it makes you hate me
i'm abiding to what i believe in
No.590923
>>590922
And yet you still ban Vfan
No.590924
And sweet babies cry for the cool taste of milking
That milky delight that invited us all
And if there's a taste in this life more inviting
Then wake up your windows and watch as the sweet babies crawl
Away
No.590925
No.590926
>>590925
You didn't ban any spammers from yesterday
No.590927
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>>590920
equating "being a hypocritical little bitch who is so thin-skinned he has to ban people he dislikes" with "having balls" is unepic
No.590929
>>590928
having to tolerate cletus forever is more unepic
No.590930
who was banned by who and why?
No.590931
>>590915
it was a clever turn of phrase since i could have been betting on either of us, thus meaning i won either way
but good on you for remembering to take your pills
No.590932
>‘Snitch App’ encourages San Francisco residents to report homeless people to authorities
someone post the nuke san fran webm for me
No.590933
>>590929
just, like, scroll past his posts
its what i do
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No.590935
>>590930
the mod formerly known as nipples banned 1d822be879 and de636cbaf4
which would be cletus and niggerclit if they had any sense
No.590936
File: 1452720184692.png (48.77 KB, 369x472, 369:472, nepeta likes grilled chees….png)
Bans should be reserved for rule breaking tbh
No.590937
>>590934
i don't make idiotic declarations about "leaving hsg"
No.590938
>>590916
4 anon
>>590935
No those were both cletus because it turns out Dogface flag was also cletus
No.590939
>>590938
>No those were both cletus because it turns out Dogface flag was also cletus
everything posted on hsg is the height of sincerity
No.590940
i want some fucking scooby doo fruit snacks holy shit
No.590942
wwhens masafumi takada comin b
wait lol
No.590944
>>590943
hotline miami 2 sucked
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>>590944
>>590945
There were so many glass walls
No.590947
Mother 4 is still not out hahaha what
No.590948
File: 1452722057884.jpg (440.2 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_o0cnazeNJ21tgo4qio1….jpg)
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>>590949
nod cligging :-DDD
No.590951
File: 1452722522847.jpg (237.92 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_o0ie6tVtc61tf5jamo1….jpg)
No.590952
>mfw getting a boner while making a pawn in DD
there are so many possibilities
No.590954
No.590955
>>590952
Why are his knees so pink
No.590956
like, when was the last time a game had tiddies sliders?
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>>590956
Xenoblade X (Japan Only)
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>>590960
>no "I'm gonna rape this 8a8y" filename
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>>590960
>Gamska implication
ehh
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>>590962
those dont look like caprihorns dude
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>>590965
Who else is purp-
Oh no
Oh noooo
No.590968
here lies eri
he finally scored
No.590969
is there an episode where toby kills himself
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>>590964
The fuck are we looking at here
No.590973
>>590972
slow reveal of boobs
No.590974
slow reveal of the infinite weakness of humanity, where strength exists only to mask flaws
No.590976
>tfw the new bionicles aren't as good as the old ones...
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>>590976
yeah, they have better articulation and more pieces. who wants that?
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>>590977
Eh
Their designs aren't horrible but they look too streamlined
And the epic lore... replaced with something way more simple
No.590979
>>590976
they have real articulation now and they're better made
fug off
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>>590979
Not the Toa Mata (although they were cool because you could spin the gear and make them chop)
But like... the Toa Metru
That was the shit
No.590982
ironically moo like a cow
No.590983
why is tumblr so enchanted with vitiligo
like its just a skin condition what the hell
No.590984
>>590983
It's as close to transracial as you can get
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>>590983
I think it looks cool but tumblr does have a weird fetish for it.
My mom's friend has it on his leg.
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>>590983
they're obviously racists who think white skin makes black people more beautiful...
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>>590983
it's the poor man's albinism
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>>590985
i knew a girl in college who had it pretty severely, the kind tumblr would jizz over
she was lucky enough to have her splotches in a way that was qt
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>>590983
its pretty much the one thing their hideous splotchy fanart strikes canon with
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>>590988
Yeah I actually think it can look really beautiful sometimes
No.590991
oooooooh look at me I'm gonna jack off cum on the faces of those muslim chicks whose faces were burned off by acid because i feel like they look empowered or whatever horse shit tumblr says
No.590992
Vitiligo and post-second-degree-burns are the only complexion types tumblr approves of.
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>>590993
[Citation needed]
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when will tumblr incorporate tineas versicolor into their fanart
i demand representation
No.590996
>people that do "acid" all the time
why are they doing this to their brain
you can't even really get lsd in this town
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>>590997
So gun homicide rates only count when they support your argument?
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>>590997
>(that's right, VERY LAST)
man this is pathetic, it's almost as bad as unironically using CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.
No.591001
correlation implies causation
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>>590998
They only count when they support the other side's too
gun control doesn't have any meaningful relationship with the rate of gun homicides, at least not in the states
No.591003
People are getting stabbed and beaten every day in England, but thank god they aren't getting shot!
No.591005
>hermaeous mora isn't real
but i want to worship him...
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>>591002
>at least not in the states
>This is how it works in the rest of the world
>It obviously doesn't apply to us
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>>591005
he's just some octopus who collects books, who cares
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>>591006
>place with lots of gun control has lots of gun homicides
>place with little gun control has almost no gun homicides
I can find you places where the opposite is true too
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>>591007
books with things in them are that supposed to be unknowable dude
how many of those books are crazy eldritch erotica
probably an infinite amount, given he has an infinite amount of books
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>>590991
>not jerking off to acid scarred muslim women
Fag
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>>591005
>him
besides, meridia is best daedra
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anyway if you want to filter my bullshit you can
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>>590999
do you think there's more than 50 states? Are you upset?
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>>591012
Meridia is a bitch
If meridia best daedra, why do I gotta clean the temple out
That's bullshit
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>>591015
No it's just the way it's worded sounds the same.
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>>591016
its a femdom thing
making you clean out her temple is her way of asserting dominance
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>>591015
>forgetting about guam, puerto rico, american samoa, the northern marianas, and the virgin islands
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>>591017
50th place out of 50 is the very last place, sorry to break your heart
>>591019
Obama stop shitposting and get back to work
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>>591018
I FUCKING murdered Sheogorath
I will curbstomp Meridia's skull into Sovnguard
No.591023
can i like crossdressing and pegging without being into femdom
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>>591023
Yes, now put on this skirt and bend over
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>>591023
if its a man pegging you
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>>591023
I guess but those two are pretty heavily into it
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No.591028
I hope this movie isn't shit
Who am I kidding it's gonna be filled with normie jokes
No.591029
>he was the seagull in The Little Mermaid
even his nose looks like his beak
No.591031
Kaiji continues to endlessly empty his balls into the bog!
No.591033
bloodborne is kicking the shit out of me
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
are we posting music no one will listen to?!?
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>>591033
souls games are like that, but then you get gudder and gudder until you reach a certain gudness level and can kind of just take whatever else the game throws at you and you just sail through to the end, a better man
or you scrub the fuck out and over-level and summon people, in which case, die
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>>591022
no you don't understand
it's supposed to be sexy
No.591040
>getting hyped up for another interview
>made appointment last week
>check appointment confirmation email
>see this
>die
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UPDATE: i emailed and he emailed back
what a champ!
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>>591043
dont say that word
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>>591044
i should have marked it with a trigger warning, sorry!
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No.591048
What job are you applying for, xlr?
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>>591048
frontend engineer at some company
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>>591049
backend engineering seems more like your thing
No.591054
i'm watching this terrible splatoon speedrun and wow they really do go "woomy" all the time constantly
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>>591049
>>591050
I swear to god, xlr and sponge just make it so easy
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>>591055
tfw i cant be a sissy gurl
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>>591055
i love each and every one of the coder graduate images i've seen
i'm a terrible programmer but at least i'm not stumped-by-fizzbuzz level like most recent graduates
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>>591056
SURE YOU CAN
JUST PUT ON A SKIRT AND BEND OVER
OR, IF YOU HAVE A VAGINA, GROW A PAIR
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>>591058
no one around me would fuck me though
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>>591057
>each and every one
THERE ARE MORE?
WHERE?
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>>591061
right
i should look for those
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>>591060
loads
i don't know how i'd find them though
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>>591062
Check Craigslist for a post about one, or make a post about one.
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>>591065
It comes with the lisp.
No.591067
male gays are just in it for the sex
they cannot feel true love
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>>591065
homosexuality is a mental disorder
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>>591069
[1]They don'tt have sex with people of the opposite sex (which is normal, as it creates children) but with others of the same sex (they cannot have children this way (even those it's the purpose of sex))
These statements are 100% factual and cannot be denied or debated against. I win.
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>>591064
yea when i graduate i was gonna try and sell myself as a fuck toy or something
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>>591071
There are homosexual animals, such as deer.
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>>591072
why would you need to graduate for that
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>>591071
this assumes sex can only serve one purpose
do you aim to impregnate every time you have sex
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>>591072
Well now I want to hear more about you.
Virgin? Slut? Repressed cumdump? Biggest dick you've taken? Most fun dick? Least fun dick? Spill the deets!
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>>591069
Anon, BSB's shtick is being purposefully wrong. He can keep it up forever.
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>>591074
because until i graduate i can pretend my life is going somewhere
>>591076
i haven't taken a dick in my ass
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>>591078
So you're no fun at all, you're saying.
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No.591081
i wonder if the gays are experiencing the same cucking epidemic as our society
what are the fag equivalents to numale and femhandler i wonder
such mysteries
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>>591081
i'm sure plenty of sissies have lost their men to the bbc
No.591084
united as one, against our common enemy
the nigdick
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>>591063
>>591060
it was a /g/ meme a while back
just search CS graduate meme on google
No.591086
>>591084
The *nigdick* only belongs inside sponge.
>>591085
Thanks
No.591087
>using appeal to nature
kill yourself my man
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>>591086
rev???
why did you block me on snapchat you fiend
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>>591088
You KNOW why he blocked you, dude
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>dunkeys top 10 games of 2015
>undertale is #2
hehehehe
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>>591090
thats unepic
i bet sponge does real good snapchats
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>>591091
who cares what some furry thinks
No.591095
i jerg of to fury porn all the day
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>>591092
Sure, the jerking off, all the snaps about mouthpics, or rimjobs, or his sister sucking his dick
No.591097
>>591096
>his sister sucking his dick
what
No.591098
you used to sponge me on my snapchat
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>>591097
it's rev
i sent him a snapchat of me annoying my sister once and he thought she was my gf even though she's 12
No.591100
i forgot cletus' original name
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>>591098
sponge me when you need mouth pics
No.591104
light up the goofball beacon
this is a job for sponge
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>>591093
he was a league player until he got banned for calling somebody a faggot
>>591094
but he's a youtuber with an opinion!!!
No.591107
cha
hey
glub
>o'◡'o
yeah
hm
>What is it!!!
wwhat
>I am wondering if you can forego the exaggerated emotional theatrics for once and actually tell me what's on your mind!
nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve
>o'_'o
wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it
No.591109
to live and die by the mouthpic
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someone i know just said the holocaust is why we need gun control
I
what
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lars asking and/or begging each gem individually for mouthpics
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>>591114
ME TYING YOU FACE DOWN ON A TABLE AND BRUTALLY FUCKING YOU UNTIL YOU STARVE TO DEATH
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>>591112
What a retard, gun control caused the holocaust.
No.591117
*puts up "This Is A Wehrmacht-Free Zone* outside of poland border
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the JEWISH media invented the holoHOAX LIE to push GUN CONTROL on THE CHRISTIAN WEST
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PURPLE JESTER HAS BECOME POJO
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey i just ate like 6 oranges also jews are holocucks
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Libler caused the Holocuck
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luigi complaining about jews controlling the media
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>>591079
i want to i just haven't
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>>591131
Where do you live, assanon?
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>591135
it's probably jsut ben
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>>591135
louisiana
>>591137
yes
i would have posted beforehand but it didn't go through after a few times
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>>591138
You live in the deepest swamps of big dick niggas and never rode one?
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No.591141
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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*shuts off the nep valve*
*seals off the nep spigot forever*
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>>591144
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>591120
where did you get this photo of me
No.591148
>>591147
dude, don't make fun of fags for liking David Bowie, what the fuck
No.591149
>>591148
did you ever sleep and/or take your medicine
No.591150
>>591148
i am just posting a nep!
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>>591147
that guy's got some gnarly acne
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im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffUCK
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ready for death ready ready
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>>591149
yeah, and? the drugs and the insomnia bring out my personality. I'm kind of a bitch?
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>>591158
i mean you're a drag queen i think that's kind of an inherent quality of being one
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>>591162
tru tho... I should put on my Yo Nicefag trip
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No.591166
>that Heroes reboot already got cancelled
wowie
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>>591166
i lost interest after like, 4 episodes
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>>591166
rofl i didnt know it started airing
No.591170
COMES THE BAKER MAN. HE EATS AND TELLS YOU TRUTHS
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>>591166
>>591168
was that the super girl/woman thing i saw for like a second
No.591172
>>591171
no
that's supergirl
also garbage
No.591173
>>591171
no you goddamn DUMBass
No.591174
peridot is the new nep
shipping
cat
green
august is the month of leo and peridot
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wjhat fi you fucking died
No.591177
$134.90
i can do antthhing . ANYTHING
No.591178
INVINCIBLE AND INDESTRUCTABLE
ME
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>>591174
i thought she was the new karkat because shipping diagrams and angry screaming
oh god shes literally katnep
No.591180
it was apparently only supposed to be a single season but why in the fuck would someone want to reboot heroes
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TIZ A BITTY SHE WAS A HOREEE
No.591186
i can do anything without repercussion
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have you ever understood something about quantum physics deeply just as the bass drops? I recommend it my friend
No.591189
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ON THE TWENTY-THIRD DAY OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER...
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