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and we're married!
>>590101
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what an adorable thread opener... when are the kittens due
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>>591203
ON THE TWENTY-THIRD DAY OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER
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>>591203
*walks down the isle*
*thros floewr pettles evrywher*
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>>591205
hold up, why are images not working for me
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAdie
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>>591216
Looks like the admin set the board to block all roxykitten filenames.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
live with dead memes, here's Saltlick
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>>591220
literally impossible to do, you fucking dipshit nigger
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I'm leaving my ass to Lin Manuel Miranda in the event of my death, maybe he should come inspect the inheritance now just to make sure everything's in order?
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peepeepearl! peepeepearl!
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>>591220
i dont believe it
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>>591224
Either that or blocking certain md5 hashes
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>>591230
also impossible on 8chans software
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>>591228
a pussy pee! a pussy pee!
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>>591231
maybe they just discard image reposts then
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>>591233
"Don't allow users to repost images (whole board)" is off
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i hate everything and i cant wait to die
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im going to suicide myself until im dead forever
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I have never been chill in my life
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a sponge that soaks up blood from murder
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i dont even remember anything ever im dead
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ppl pay irl real human money to put this on a rug and display it in their house
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who would've thought, a passing by
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what would you do if you went home with a girl and she made you put on a guy fawkes mask to fuck her
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>>591251
i will never fuck a human
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i like to impulsively buy things then hurt myself
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that paranoia feel of impending doom that wont go away
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>>591253
saving yourself for tentacle monsters, eh? I'm with you there
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baby barley baby barley baby barley scarlett
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>>591261
hobo and glunkus are adorable, I'd play that game if they were in it
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paper chaser unau unau u unnn u uunnunu auauaua f auaua A auana.. engg gne aa. YEP
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i got homie on my soda tellin me it'll be alright
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we're going to read the little dolphin who cried
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i wanna be the dolphin!!!!!!!!!
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dolphins rape and murder babies for fun
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>>591273
right on the dolphin snout
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when was the last time you went sledding
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rolling o fo forwa forw f for ward forward
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>>591281
does alpine slide count
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Man Fucker #4 is in the lead!
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nobody as asked me m e me i f i hever wined
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6.09 nobody listens at all
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dickfuck the dong smasher
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Ready For Death: Party 2, Murder Fucker
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[to the tune of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by George Michael]
libbycuck
libbycuck
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its dead forever theres no way its comig back ever
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she's an easy libber
she'll cuck your heart but you won't feel it
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BIB abyb send me into the abyss to rot you fu fuc abyss BIB BIB BIB BIB send
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just a simple question :)
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Murder Pupper: The Return
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>Dispels all buffs and from the party, places a debuff that lowers HP recovery, and inflicts guaranteed Instant Death on the party. The Instant Death component completely ignores any Instant Death resistances and immunities...
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how long have i i i been awake did i sleep who kn
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miffwuh thifwuh no neegrwo boo tee jif
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all is mine all is icnreibdl
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>>591327
our work is done when there is a "libbycuck (sic)" entry
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good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good
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waste of time waste of space
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uh oh looks like im fucking stupid and dead
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homecucks, defenders of nuhuss
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never stop never never never nebver nevermr never nevenr evern en vernv neveer die
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you can't save shitto anymore
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wewoo WONG WONG wewoo wammmng
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Universal Gravitation will forever be be be be be be be be be be be
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libsday again?
yes problem
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not functioning probably. Replace
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i've heard of mad libs but this is ridiculous!
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american
americuck
libmericuck
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i want it cucked and i want it cucked five minutes ago!
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>>591360
ahaha look at that stupid cuck!
No.591363
a problem I have is that I used to smoke weed and then just fall asleep, so I decided to try to be more active when I'm stoned, but now I can't sleep at all if I'm even a little bit faded
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will bernie sanders make weed free
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>>591364
we can only hope, my friend
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>>591364
WE'RE LUCKY IF THE SHIT EVEN JUST GETS LEGAL
PAY YO TAXES NIGGA
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thank you for vacuum technology
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>>591367
my exact thoughts when i murdered that stomach
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i feel like i never have to sleep again it feels so good
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>tfw neppers will never be your real daughter
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I just realized that the only people I talk to or hang out with regularly are white women, this whole path of least resistance thing is pretty neat
No.591375
what the BUTT is going on in this thread?
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get clicks or die tryin: the online media story
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it has come to my attention that my post
"get clicks or die tryin: the online media story" contains a very stale meme. i apologize. that wasn't up to my usual quality and in the future, i'll do more research before trying to meme.
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It's just a stardust memery...
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if y0ure all al0ne
let me sleep in y0ur bed
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the cable i needed to get my new tablet working properly finally arrived
now to pray it actually works
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>>591364
if he was a real socialist he would
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Time for vworm's sponge bath!
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update: cable does jack shit
tablet monitor displays nothing
everything is terrible burn it to the ground
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>david bowie dies at 69
>alan rickman dies at 69
what kind of awful world is this
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>>591386
hiide the2e
*grab2 diick2*
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>>591387
s-sixty-nine?!?
that's the sex number!!!!
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>>591366
>paying taxes
L O L
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>>591387
>Alan Rickman just died
holy fuck people weren't kidding when they say this shit happens in 3s
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Quick, who here is 69 and has cancer?
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Could Karkat be behind those deaths???
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current mood: peridot right after insulting yellow diamond
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wait pocket mortys is an actual game?
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>>591406
Yea it came out a few days ago I think.
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I've never really understood mourning for celebrities? in particular actors, although I guess that has something to do with my weird dislike for film and TV
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Dreams logged: 2 (16, 14)
Images saved: 5 (5)
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>>591408
My friend thought everyone mourning for Robin Williams was a meme. He didn't hate the guy but he didn't see why anyone cared.
I don't remember who but some other celebrity died and hew as upset they got less recognition than Robin.
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I Drink The Blood And Smoke The Weed
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>>591384
she gets so dirty when she tries to wriggle on the ground. where does she think she's going?
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>>591411
I was really expecting to be more affected by David Bowie's death than I was. I love his music, what I've heard of it, which isn't much after Scary Monsters. But I think I just don't really have the capacity to be affected by the deaths of people I don't actually know. not like that makes me special, it just means I have to shut up and look sympathetic when other people are affected.
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Bluh Bluh
I Want To Smoke Your Bud
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>>591414
Well, it's good for her to get exercise! It keeps her nice and toned...
It's hard when she's preggers like now, though
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>>591398
>>591394
the new burd meme takes some of the sting out of roxkit anon leaving. does anyone know why he left, by the way?
>>591416
which Homestuck characters would HSG smoke up
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>>591418
*smoke out, fuck adposition collocations tbh
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>>591418
>meme
> new
>sting out of roxkit anon leaving
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you like birds, we get it dammit
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>>591422
rip spongefan
>>591424
it's better than dude guns lmao
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i know why the caged gay sings
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Mourning Doves are best birds tbh
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>>591431
They're so pretty!
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gentlemen, it's time for us to plan out how we're going to... eliminate le fugg out of the birbfuckers
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>>590971
sophie dee a pornstar
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i wanna eat a big sandwich
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my legs are almost back to normal
i really want to go for a run but i'll just fuck them up again if i do
must wait a few more days
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oh my god i want to get spat on so bad
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>>591444
*takes a dump on you instead*
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the Pinkett-Smith kids are precious and I will die for them if necessary
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>>591447
But how can you die if life is just an illusion?
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>>591448
shut the fuck up cletus
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I asked why my torrents won't finish once, and then an anon asked me if it said "Downloading from 0 of [n] peers" but I wasn't watching the thread so I didn't respond in time
it does, indeed, always say "Downloading from 0 of [n] peers," does anyone know what that means
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>>591449
Pic related
>>591450
>Actually liking Jayden "School makes you dumber" Smith
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>>591452
Jaden is still a child. thoughtful children are still children, they say dumb shit and think it sounds deep because they're children.
also I know way less about Jaden than I do about Willow, and I don't even know that much about Willow. I just know that every time I see or hear about either of them my heart burns with the fervent desire for them to be safe and happy
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>>591451
it means you are downloading from 0 people
hope this helps
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>>591453
Yeah maybe the "fake deep" quotes are something every 17 year old does
But wearing a batman suit to a wedding?
Nah fam that kid is fucked up
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>>591453
it means they blocked you >:)
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>>591456
that is the single greatest thing to do though
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>>591454
thanks friend
>>591456
he is precious, do not malign this wonderfully weird child
>>591457
is this because I changed computers and now my ratio's low again. can you set it so that you only seed to people with good ratios or something
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>>591456
>whitewashing batman
umm
wow?? :-/
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man, I understand why people do the mental gymnastics necessary to separate humor from seriousness, but like. life is so much better if you don't waste energy doing that. everything is funny, everything is serious
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here nigger nigger nigger
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>>591465
saying nigger is funny
do you understand now
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you finally made a /b/tard out of me
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>>591469
I'm not sure you do
I agree, the fact that you guys use the n-word is hilarious. it's also serious, in that you are seriously embarrassing yourselves.
also, I've been posting here a long time, I'm past the point where you can drive me out by saying it a lot. listen, this is what it looks like from my perspective:
>everyone in HSG shits their pants constantly, and I politely pretend not to notice while breathing through a scented handkerchief
>someone gets huffy because I won't, also, shit my pants
>I make fun of you for shitting your pants
>you get mad and shit your pants harder to "prove" some "point"
>what do I care, I have my handkerchief and my dignity
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i was wasting my life
but then Shitlicker showed me the true way
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is my reply gonna post? I don't really wanna retype it
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>>591472
you are the most unfunny pretentious faggot whos posted on hsg and thats saying a lot
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>>591472
>saying a le bad word on an image board is equivalent to shitting yourself
apples and assholes my friend
what were you just saying about mental gymnastics
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y'all are literally mad because I won't say the N-word or pretend it's not fucking embarrassing for a white person to do so
>>591480
honestly slord, when was the last time you talked to a black person
>>591482
*is a slut*
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>>591485
a few days ago
i have mouthpics from one
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NIGGER
it's okay, guys
i'm asian
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SAY NIGGER RAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHAGG
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wordfilter every saltlick post to be nigger
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>>591486
if she- I assume, I don't think you're interested in men's mouths- came to HSG and recognized you, and knew that you were begging me to join you in saying the N-word, how do you think she'd react
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depends on how epic she is
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>>591472
didn't read any of this niggershit lol
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>>591492
given that she's an epic mulatto with all white friends i've heard say nigger around her, she'd probably get a kick out of it
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>>591492
how do you think most normal people would react to you smoking catnip you hipster piece of shit
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>>591492
most black people don't give a single shit about people using it as a joke and it's only white guilt people like you who are afraid of the word like it's voldemort
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>>591497
with mild derision
on the other hand, if I dropped the N-word as if it was mine to say, they'd ostracize me if they were worth anything
>>591496
cool, she has scumbag friends
>>591499
you polled them, huh
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>pam will never hock loogies on you
:^(
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>>591502
if the people near you were worth anything they'd avoid you like the plague
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Life is like an African American, here in the town of Old Nigs.
I really dislike people of African descent. They perform fellatio.
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>>591506
literally: my sin is being a normie who doesn't say the N-word and doesn't pretend it's chill and normie, when asked by abnormies trying to make fun of me for having some common sense
do you think normies run at the first sign that someone doesn't actively race-bait or
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>>591502
>judging peoples worth by how easily theyre triggered
bruh
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saltlick = the epic sjw inquisition
their posts = the torture
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>>591502
>if I dropped the N-word as if it was mine to say, they'd ostracize me if they were worth anything
>if a black person doesn't get offended by a white person saying nigger they aren't worth anything
this is getting unironically racist now and that's hilarious given the situation
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>>591510
why do you have so little self awareness
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>>591500
here, anon
you forgot your pic
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saltlick the nigger! the very large nigger!
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i want a nigger gf
a saltlick trigger gf
[re-run]
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we keep those classic shitposts comin
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>>591511
nah, son, you can try to dress this up in new terms, and also push the shame onto the black girl for some reason, to make it seem frivolous, but this is literally a Biblically old sentiment
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." KJV Matthew 15:11
>>591514
where did you get this idea that people who aren't black are totally allowed to say the N-word and it's totally a chill funny joke instead of a distasteful habit
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>>591515
god fucking dammit nevermind
the joke's dead
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>>591519
>but this is literally a Biblically old sentiment
why the fuck do you care what the bible says? you're a fucking drag queen and you fuck dudes. the bible would have you killed six ways from sunday just for existing
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>>591519
>where did you get this idea that people who aren't black are totally allowed to say the N-word and it's totally a chill funny joke instead of a distasteful habit
how did you get that from my post
i'll have to upgrade what i said
how do you have so little awareness in general
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imagine i posted that cartoon displaying how to defend yourself from a gunman, showing a guy assassinating the gunman with a pair of scissors sephiroth style
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>>591522
admittedly, given what I'm about to say, the KJV was a bad choice of translation
but let me redpill you on the Bible: translated faithfully, there are literally no injunctions against homosexuality anywhere in it except Paul, who never met Jesus and is a jackass
there are several plausible, even hard-to-deny gay couples in the Bible and no-one gave a shit except, again, Paul
>>591523
fine, what am I being unselfaware about
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>>591519
i literally can't bring myself to actually read the things you're saying aside from taking note of you using a bible verse in this argument
i'm blown away
it's like somebody trying to lecture on something but you can't hear them over the unnatural and guttural sounds of their glands
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NIGGERS
it's okay
i'm a nigger too
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>>591525
the fact every single thing you say is insufferable but somehow saying nigger is where you draw a hard line
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*a noise akin to throat-singing erupts from saltlick's lymph nodes*
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>>591524
calling you attacks with a pair of scissors
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I don't remember the Christian theological arguments about trans or gender variant people, except that Paul was a shit about effeminate men and (vaguely) masculine women, but I do know there's a really old Jewish poem written by a trans woman, asking why God gave her male parts and shit
>>591529
it's really boggling that you're acting like the N-word carries so little weight. you are giving the fact that my personality triggers your delicate sensibilities more weight than the N-word. are you a backwater European or something, and your only real exposure to the N-word is from idiots on the Internet? what is the context I'm missing here
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>>591533
*a noise akin to throat-singing erupts from saltlick's lymph nodes*
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>>591533
the context is you have no awareness and the only reason you stop at saying the niggerword is because it's a really clear faux-pas, but you then equate people saying it online to be just as bad AND you fail to notice all the other shit you do IRL being obnoxious because
you
have
no
awareness
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>>591539
why do you think "online" is a special magical fairy place where no social conventions apply
and if "online" is so different, why do you think you can make predictions about my IRL behavior from my posts here
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literally this is your safe space to say the N-word and receive no criticism for it. you are mad because your secret club isn't an echo chamber. you are triggered by someone suggesting that the N-word is a big deal and just because you treat it lightly does not, in fact, make it any less weighty
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saltlick is what using tumblr does to people
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>>591541
did you fambly used to own slaves, mister?
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saltlick loves the niggers
nig her up!
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>>591540
for one, its hsg, you're the only one who's bothered by people saying nigger, you're the minority (pun intended) and pretending very specific tumblr/san-fran/etc social conventions apply on this board of like thirty anons is retarded
and second, because they're not predictions you sperg, you literally tell hsg anecdotes of your real life
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wait up
what if i just don't like africans
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>>591541
a fascinating point, but have you considered: niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
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>>591547
then you just return them to whoever you bought them from dummy
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>>591543
I'm not totally sure. I mean, stretching back to before they came to the Americas, probably, yes. did my ancestors participate in American chattel slavery? I don't know. I have family who fought on both sides of the Civil War, I think, so certainly there are racists in my family tree. but I don't know if they were themselves slave-owners- neither side of my family has ever been terribly rich. my grandfather and great-grandmother were both integrationists.
>>591546
like
okay
we're talking about "awareness"
and you think the N-word being taboo is a special thing that only applies in San Francisco
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>>591540
>and if "online" is so different, why do you think you can make predictions about my IRL behavior from my posts here
but you do this exact thing frequently
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>>591550
there are places and situations where saying nigger is fine
i also put an etc but i guess you don't have enough awareness to read that part of my post either
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>>591551
yeah, because the Internet is not that fucking special
I'm not saying that assuming someone is basically the same person whether posting online or interacting with the "real world" is wrong, I'm saying it's inconsistent with the idea that the Internet is fundamentally separate from "real life"
>>591552
sure, you left yourself a loophole. I can use that too! the "etc." covers at least anywhere touched by American race politics. now your argument doesn't make a useful distinction! do you still want me to pay attention to the "etc."
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is it trendy to have a slack jaw in your pics
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>>591553
"kill yourself, my man"
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>>591559
and now i have to drive to work whilst barfing
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>>591559
does she have a cataract
No.591562
Niggerz Bop (Racism-Removed Remix)
Life is like a n-word
Here in Old N-Words
I hate f*cking n-words
N-words suck peeps
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>>591556
i didn't leave myself a loophole, you ignored a chunk of my post because it was convenient for you
this isn't fucking phoenix wright
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>>591559
if this is about the posts are the beginning of the thread i would like to reiterate:
there is no way to block image filenames or md5s from being posted on your board and "you can only post images once per board" is off inthe options
No.591566
is saltlick the result of activism-as-a-hobby
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>>591555
from the thumbnail I guessed "Autism?"
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>>591565
yeah but i tried shitposting with that shitty cat's pics twice and i failed both times
maybe i'm just clumsy
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>>591563
do I have to quote you word for word every time I respond
your argument is that the N-word taboo has restricted scope such that it does not apply here
my argument is that the N-word taboo has scope over this medium, and that suggesting that San Francisco and/or Tumblr and/or whatever small niche you had in mind when you wrote "etc."- because either the etc. denotes only marginal scope or your argument is kind of flat- invented the taboo is fucking ridiculous
No.591572
>>591570
this is the universe telling you to stop
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>>591570
i dont know what else to say
your ip thing is different than roxykitten guys from this morning so it's not "that specific network has trouble with 8chan"
if you are him, and you're using the same device to post as before it might be the device?
could try on another board and see if it goes through there?
No.591576
i'd date a 40 year old if she was cute and could act young
No.591577
>my argument is that the N-word taboo has scope over this medium
the fuck are you even talking about
>this whole post
i don't even know why i bothered explaining anything to you when you're this fucking obtuse
im just gonna go with every other anon and spam nigger occasionally
No.591578
here are the fucking cases:
1) the N-word taboo applies over an insignificant scope: factually incorrect
2) the N-word taboo applies over significant scope, but not here: special pleading for the Internet
3) the N-word taboo applies over significant scope, including here: contradicts your assertion
please tell me what I have left out here, I'm very interested to know why your fucking etc. was so important
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No.591581
like literally, if making a specific point with some trivially vague term in it, then using the vagueness to counter the rebuttal, isn't a loophole- what the fuck is
No.591582
No.591583
non-whites need to step it up
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No.591586
Medievil has some shitty platforming
No.591588
>>591443
>running
Faggot
HIIT cycling for cardio eat less to lose weight
There's literally no reason to run like a nigger
No.591589
No.591590
Why the fuck do you niggers not filter saltlick
There are better lolcows out there that aren't this pathetic
No.591591
*stops the word "nigger"*
*all users of the word nigger are instantly cured of their racism*
heh... it was so simple......
No.591592
*niggers into thread*
*takes a big fat nigger*
No.591593
That's your ae dose for the day
So long my negros
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No.591601
holy FUCK..........
dudes... this guy is so gay but
the way he dances is fucking entrancing
i never thought dancing could actually be this much of an art form lmao
No.591602
>you will never be the cumrag of a gay french pedo
why even live, my fellow n-words
No.591603
when vivian and me are able to communicate fine i've been considering making a caliborn tulpa but i'm worried he'll try to kill me
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No.591606
me: I like this drawing okay, but the hand is kinda stiff and not very true-to-life
me 20 minutes later: there, that's a very dimensional, plausible hand
me: ... that is completely out of style with the rest of the drawing, fUCK
No.591607
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
No.591608
(translators note: they hate us cuz our dicks is bigger)
No.591609
is saltlick the new Top Asshole
No.591610
you all laugh at Hiveswap
But we full well know hot it's going to end: Hussie having your money, and you playing the game. And why?
For Joey.
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No.591612
>>591606
fuck hands, man
i just take pictures of my own
No.591613
>>591610
naw im still gonna pirate it
No.591615
>>591610
>not pirating it just to record a webm of putting it in the recycle bin
No.591616
>>591610
im gonna watch the lets plays
No.591617
>>591611
>>591613
>>591614
>>591615
And you call yourselves Joeyphiles?
Pathetic.
No.591618
Let's face it, Hiveswap already peaked with Joeyquest.
No.591619
Joey is too divine to be a mere meme among these shitposting mortals.
No.591620
>>591610
Since I backed the Kickstarter it's the Odd Gentlemen who have my money.
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>>591618
nah, it peaked with the porn flash
No.591623
>>591609
that's really up to you guys. I don't have the drive to drag any and all topics onto myself, I just have a few subjects on which I won't budge or back down. I don't actually bring them up on my own very much? mostly someone else mentions them and I charge in guns blazing.
No.591626
>>591625
this triggers the terezi
No.591627
>>591625
>cracked
not clicking
No.591628
>>591626
it involves making more guns though
how could he not like it?
No.591629
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No.591630
your name is karkles you're a bitchslut supreme
No.591631
>gun control
>by making guns illegal we're going to save america
>we're safe now
>nobody is allowed to have guns...
>oh fugg the criminals use guns anyway :-DDDD
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>>591630
at least mozai still has an archive of it
No.591637
link the people who made >>591625 to
>>591629
>>591633
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>>591637
fat fetishes are awful
No.591639
lets get nigtarded in here!
No.591640
i wonder what meagaine is up to
No.591641
fugg i leave for a few days and now saltlick is the new me and everyone's ignoring the old me :-DDDD
i feel like a used condom
No.591643
>>591642
i don't like this boniface
he seems
unepic
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No.591646
>>591633
i want this artist to fucking die
this shit viscerally upsets me on a deep, instinctual, ungabunga level
No.591647
>>591640
>shitven pooniverse
>blunderfail
>regular shit
i bet you like homosuck too
No.591648
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>>591646
>ungabunga
me unga
you bunga
No.591650
freud discovered the id, ego, and super-ego elements to a human's psyche, but he missed the most important one of all:
the aspect of parunga
No.591652
>>591625
>Cracked
>no trigger discipline in the thumbnail
fuck off retard
No.591653
>>591651
i bet this nep is retarded
No.591655
>>591652
but terezi
they're talking about making more guns
don't you want more guns?
No.591656
>>591655
We have 320 million give or take in the US so I don't see the harm in adding more big guns
No.591657
more guns or more birds
pick one
No.591658
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>>591659
you illiterate hick...
No.591665
>>591662
if everyone had guns mass shootings wouldn't happen
literally...
>psycho kid: AIGHT EVERYONE ON THE GROUND
>*shots fired*
No.591667
>>591664
>when you live in a rural area with fucking thieving hawaiians everywhere and it takes the cops a fucking hour to get to wherever you are
No.591668
don't worry guys we've been doing this for almost 2 years we're pros at it now
No.591669
i have autism and must post the same "memes" over and over
No.591670
What if.... birds with guns?
No.591671
We should all be more like Europe, obviously
No.591672
No.591673
>>591672
no, see, that was a joke
because being more like Europe would be fucking retarded
No.591675
News that people would actually like to talk about
Manatees are no longer endangered
No.591676
who gives a fuck
who is sako
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>>591675
Perfect now I can start running them over with my boat again
No.591680
>>591676
cleetus the redneck who lives by his creed "The gun is good, the penis is evil"
No.591683
anybody who reads the news is retarded because either
a. they don't think the world is fucked and news doesn't depress them
b. they think them reading the news will affect the world being fucked and the stress is worth it
No.591685
>>591676
he was terezi for a while if you were here for that
he's a 14 year old that stumbled on to /k/ and got brainwashed. he even said so himself
No.591686
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>>591685
>brainwashed
you're actually retarded aren't you
No.591688
>>591687
'When I was little I went to /k/ and they told me that guns were good and everyone should have one' sounds appropriate for it yea
No.591690
>>591680
That was a weird movie
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>>591692
someone needs to replace the 3d joey and jude
seeing as how they no longer exist, that is
No.591694
>>591693
3d joey still exists
in my heart
No.591695
>>591694
she's literally dead, anon
rhinoleg joey killed her and took her place
No.591696
how they got the 3d model to look properly mspa styled but cocked up the flashgame version i'll never know
No.591697
>>591696
"the 2d looks more like the comic" my ass
No.591698
it took them 3 years of 3D to finally make it 2D....
why the fuck do they even bother? it's shit
"ms 2nd best at memes" - official tumblr
'joey goes to alternia and joins a resistance against alien queen who makes everyone laugh at her jokes' - official tumblr (fagaphrased)
No.591699
>>591697
but it does look like the comic, anon
specifically the parts that are made by like four different members of the art team
No.591701
>that slightly burning pee after a spoogerino
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No.591704
>>591696
tbh i really, really think the 2d progress hussie showed was cooked up in a day, assuming they're still using unity
it literally just amounted to a walk cycle, some old concept art as backgrounds, and a movement script it would take a complete newbie a couple of hours to make while following a tutorial
i think he probably just desperately wanted to put something out there
No.591705
hsg should simultaneously develop our version of hiveswap
No.591706
>>591705
we really could
i wonder if joey is generic enough that we could get away with making a look alike
No.591707
>>591704
were those backgrounds actually concepts? I never saw a comparison
it's def something he scrambled together in like two weeks
No.591708
>>591706
if hussie sues a fangame he'll be over
No.591709
>>591705
Joeyquest 2: HD edition
No.591710
>>591706
joey is the most generic
her hair silhouette is even just john and roxys overlaid
No.591711
>>591708
If he doesn't have enough money to sue a company that literally stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from them he doesn't have enough money to sue a couple of people making a fangame.
No.591712
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990
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>>591711
suing people with money to fight back is a completely different thing than threatening fans
they already have filed cease and desists against fan merch and i think that homestuck meet-n-fuck game
No.591715
>>591714
The model isn't even 'official' anymore, and the model is so generic we can just add in a few hair spikes or make it white
No.591716
>>591714
lmao... hussie has truly become an sjw
after mario and the spaghetti whatever, i'm going to become the new hussie.... but i will never abandon my fanbase.....
except for the sjws. i will abandon the sjws. i will lead my 4chin followers to crucify all sjws and purify america in the great "race war"
No.591717
>>591714
oh man thanks for the reminder
>people gave crablouse $2000 to make that game
No.591718
>>591717
>only 2000$
>crablouse
my god
if she was making money off of it i guess that makes sense
No.591719
if our hiveswap sold more than his hiveswap we would literally be cucking hussie's dream
No.591720
>>591719
>2 million dollars
he's already been paid....
No.591721
>>591712
I thought this was Glen Beck or Bill O'Reilly?
No.591722
>>591721
pretty sure it was beck
No.591723
I think I'm going to kill myself tbqh mi familia
No.591725
>>591724
Now I'm not going to
shut the fuck up cletus
No.591726
i'm going to get undertale via famsharing
lets see if its shit
No.591727
oh
um
well i just can't stop thinkin'
No.591728
oh
um
did you say i was different
No.591729
and you hadn't before...?
No.591730
of course not!
when would i have ever?
No.591731
No.591732
that song was cringetastic trash
No.591733
are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen
No.591734
>>591732
what could be cringey about a midget lesbian singing an apology to another midget lesbian for taking her virginity
No.591735
anyone here slav pride?
even if i only understand like 10% of the words....
No.591736
A vampire who capitalized every word she types.
No.591737
this scene was beautiful though
No.591738
No.591739
tricksters are just a cheap tactic to make weak kids stronger
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>>591742
you got hands
eat those
No.591744
me vvewwwwy vvewwwwy hungie
No.591745
i was actually kind of hype for the 3d hiveswap
now i just want it to be over with
No.591747
>>591746
whoa what the fuck she's actually looking in a direction instead of vacantly turning her wall-eyed expression hither and thither
is our girl lola gaining sentience perhaps
No.591748
yea her eyes look like a person's eyes
No.591749
>>591746
our little goofball is growing into a young woman so fast...
No.591750
"mom why did you record videos of me and claire like we were action figures"
"well we didn't really think of you as human beings dear"
No.591751
>>591750
But ninja lola... was epic
No.591752
ruby and sapphire as goofballs when
No.591753
roxykitten as a goofball when
No.591754
don't do caffeine, kids, it'll fuck you up
No.591755
goofballs as niggers when
No.591756
>>591754
Don't do caffeine, niggers, it'll fuck you up
No.591757
Let's not play Hiveswap.
Let's play BREEDING SEASON instead!
https://8ch.net/fs/res/255.html
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>>591757
>running random .exes of the interweb
best be running that shit in a sandbox or a vm, my man
No.591763
cool facts about me: when I'm caffeinated or sleep deprived, I am constantly doing something with my mouth that hurts. rubbing tongue against teeth, licking chapped lips, biting my cheeks, biting my lips... the possibilities are endless
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>>591763
cool facts about you: Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
No.591767
>>591765
god I wish!! I have been mad about dicks lately
No.591768
nigger dicks?
NIGGER DICKS????
No.591769
No.591770
why is it so hard to be awake for sixteen hours and asleep for eight consistently. why is my sleep schedule so fucked
No.591771
>>591761
Cool fact: it is actually BREEDING SEASON, the game.
No.591772
>>591771
yeah, porn games are sooooo good about not having le ebic malwares
No.591774
>>591772
what if they're inform games?
No.591775
>>591760
I have this very same keyboard but it is green.
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>>591777
Inform 7
trap quest is in inform 7
No.591780
intergalactic planet eri
planet eri intergalactic
intergalactic planet eri
planet eri intergalactic
i havve an erection
i havve an erection
i havve an erection
i havve an erection
No.591781
no offense, but Joanna Newsom's triple LP "Have One On Me" is really good
No.591782
No.591784
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1 I go smoke weed and shower, 2 I just try to get to sleep the normal way
No.591785
niggers niggers niggers I'm 300% niggers
No.591786
cub paws are the thinking man's fetish
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>>591746
what would you do if the goofs posted a mouthpic
No.591789
i want a gf with a scared butthole
No.591790
>>591789
I read this as scarred
No.591791
>>591789
I read this as sacred
No.591792
i want a bf/gf that likes me
No.591793
>>591792
let's be realistic here
No.591794
>>591792
you want to get cucked
No.591795
>>591792
shoot for the stars
No.591796
i want to reach my true potential
No.591798
>>591794
i don't want to get cucked
i'm entirely neutral on it
No.591799
>>591797
i want that to be me!
No.591800
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
guess what... I smoked weed anyway
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No.591802
will the trump be stumped tonight?
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>>591801
lmao... I am like. reduced to cooing and rolling high rn
No.591805
>>591782
My girlfriend keeps hinting about trying anal
But then chickens out when I go for it
No.591806
>>591802
can't trump the trump
No.591807
*accidentally stumps the trump*
*looks down at shaking hands in horror*
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>>591808
jesus is a wimp nigger thing to worship
No.591811
>>591810
*blows vape vapor all over this post*
No.591812
>>591808
who is this memin demon
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No.591817
so there's this girl I like and I want to have sex with her so she'll like me too
what do I do
No.591818
>>591817
insert penis in vag
No.591819
>>591817
wait until your snarky douche friend accidentally lets it slip at a party, but you just happened to leave for China for a week before the party, so she ponders on the shit for a whole week and decides to come see you at the airport and brings a bouqet and everything but turns out you got a hot chinese girlfriend while you were gone
No.591820
>>591812
le nobody important, i've drawfagged a few times
>>591809
i told him you said that and he said to tell you "fam step up off my in-you-tees"
No.591821
>>591820
i'm too busy devoting myself to daedra to listen to his unepic word
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>>591819
epic friends reference
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>>591823
I hope not, that was was the degenerate jew shit of it's time
No.591825
>>591823
glad somebody got that
No.591826
like by today's standards there would have been tranny buttfucking hamfistedly thrown in, plus probably a cuckold or two
No.591827
>gf tells me one of her friends likes to get tied up
>she met some dude online that obliges
>find out today that, in addition to that, the girl is still a virgin
>the dude goes over to her apartment, hogties her, and then the two just, like, watch netflix like that
No.591828
>>591826
except it was made when tv was at least okay, so it doesn't
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>>591826
ross got cucked in the last season by a black chick
No.591831
i can't tell who is winning
No.591833
actually he was a cuck to begin with considering his wife cheated on him with a lesbian
No.591834
>>591831
are you watching the sport
No.591835
>>591830
ross got cucked from the beginning by gretchen from breaking bad
i really hope i got that right, that is the same actress right?
No.591836
>>591827
must be nice platonically indulging in your fetishes
No.591837
>>591834
you could call it that
No.591838
>>591837
what kind of ball are we talking here? sphere, oblong, hard, soft
No.591839
>>591822
uhhhhhhhhh here's one i did a while back for somebody who wanted chel
i'm kinda shit at art lol :^)
>>591821
>daedra
aedra are best, daedra are chumps
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>>591840
ahh, yes, the horizontal leapfrog sport
No.591842
>>591839
you're a chump
not because of your art though that's nice
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>>591839
>somebody
I wonder who
No.591846
Miguel/Tulio/Chel is LITERALLY endgame
No.591847
>>591839
Yeah I saved this it was epic thanks again
>>591844
Someone with good taste
No.591848
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>591845
listen to this slav song
No.591849
when do they introduce the trans character in a the office
No.591850
>posts great art
>i'm kinda shit at art lol :^)
why do drawfags always do this
are they mocking us?
No.591852
>>591842
thanks
but real talk: mara 4 lyfe, sex goddess extraordinaire
>>591844
i'm 100.2% positive it was cousinfucker but who really knows, am i right?
No.591853
>>591849
it ended 2.5 years ago
if you google "the office" google will ask if you mean your workplace
No.591854
>>591850
they're actively trying to artcuck us
No.591856
>>591850
fishing for compliments
No.591857
homestuck ended 2.5 years ago
No.591858
I had the biggest crush on Tulio...
No.591860
>>591858
>>591847
>>591846
>>591839
i have never watched road to el dorado and i am extremely ashamed of this fact
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>>591860
fuckin' fix that
someone should stream it
No.591863
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>>591857
that's impossible
homestuck just updated
No.591865
>>591862
someone should stream it now
No.591866
the real question is
why do all these old men on tinder like me
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>>591866
you've been taking too many twink lessons from saltlick
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>>591850
>posts the best looking picture i've got
>its the most boringest easy to draw pose ever
>looks like she's picking seaweed out of her teeth instead of whatever i was going for when i made it
>a literal 7 year old could probably do just as good of a picture
don't feel bad, this is the best i can do, the pinnacle of my artistic prowess
its... mediocre
No.591870
>>591868
how can saltlick be a twink if he is a fatass
No.591871
>>591869
the pinnacle of your autistic prowess
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No.591873
i want to shoot cletus in the head
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>>591867
i totally agree honestly
i'm not sure how 16-18 becomes the magic nonpedo age
especially when theyre in their fucking fifties lmao
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>>591868
i'm the superior twink
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>>591874
are you also swiping right on them or w/e
No.591880
where is my pam
hsg
i need
i need!!!
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>>591881
are old men your thing or like
No.591884
>>591871
its true
you know how autistic and artistic are basically homonyms?
they're also basically synonyms
No.591886
hsg except a town somewhere in tamriel
No.591887
i wanna get rich and buy a mansion in the middle of nowhere for hsg
No.591888
>>591883
not at all
they kind of disgust me
No.591889
>>591887
could i bring some /k/ friends? there would be a little extra noise but only when we can afford ammo
No.591890
>>591888
you know they can't talk to you if you don't match with them. you could live entirely, blissfully unaware of their pedolust
No.591891
>>591890
you don't get sponge huh
No.591892
>>591889
sure
I'll make some of my special brownies for them
No.591893
the special brownies better include fucking cyanide
No.591894
>>591892
put cosmoline in them
No.591895
>>591891
listen, I don't get much
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>>591890
i need to know
i need to witness their desire
it strengthens me
No.591897
>>591827
What's the problem? If it's what she likes, don't judge
You fucking creep
No.591898
>>591847
>blowjob scene
>kid movie
No.591899
>>591890
i need to know
i need to witness their desire
it strengthens me
No.591900
>>591887
i'm not visiting unless there's a taco bell nearby
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>>591898
DREAMWORKS WILL NEVER, EVER MAKE BEAUTIFUL ANIMATED MOVIES AGAIN
No.591903
>>591902
cletus says something relevant and accurate for once
are we in the end times? what's happening?
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>>591902
oh, yeah, I wanted to fuck Moses too. mostly with the short hair and the almost no clothing, that was good shit
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oh my god the one cute vegetarian i started talking to stopped responding i want to die
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>>591905
Holy shit I didn't think anybody would take that seriously
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>>591908
i messaged a guy like over a week ago if he wanted to hang out and he said "sure, tomorrow" and i haven't responded
i feel bad
No.591912
I'm having very Top Asshole thoughts right now... but I will resist temptation...
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>>591903
When was the last really good western animated film?
Princess and the Frog doesn't really count the only visually interesting scene was friends on the other side
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>>591903
even a broken clock is right twice a day
No.591916
make a new thread you cucks
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>>591911
i just want to buy her chinese food and watch her eat a little
i hate this planet
No.591918
cake a new thread you mucks
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>>591908
send those crying emoticons
that oughta get her to talk
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>>591914
i know it's probably just because i'm drawing a blank, but that''s actually kind of depressing
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>>591908
>dating a vegetarian
>ever
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>>591897
i will judge
just try and fuckin stop me
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>>591926
yeah it's vegan or bust
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>>591947
*hogties you and sits on you while watching orange is the new black*