No.591921
somewhere in america
old: >>591196
No.591924
>>591921
Don't spoil the epic Amethyst jokes...
No.591925
No.591930
>>591926
i am a vegetarian
No.591933
>>591921
Is this the next episode?
No.591934
hhhhHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA III HUJHHJYSED WANNRRC CUTIE :^)))) NEGROBOOTYYYY :^^^)))))) ggggGGGGFFFFFFFF :^)xXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD^^^^^^^^^^^^%%^DDDDXDD^dDDDxDd
No.591936
>>591930
>being a vegetarian
>ever
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>>591935
the fabled.... negroid rump...
No.591940
*burns mouth on soggy oatmeal* : )
No.591941
*burns mouthpic so i can brand myself with it*
No.591942
>>591933
scrapped scene from log date
No.591943
>>591941
you should get tattoos of epic mouths all over your body
No.591944
*makes the most self-absorbed posts ever*
No.591945
>>591942
>scrapped scene from log date
NOOOOOO
No.591946
No.591948
File: 1452829351944.png (Spoiler Image, 135.83 KB, 500x567, 500:567, post_136498486416_1.png)
No.591949
>>591946
Look at peridot's fucking face
No.591950
No.591951
>>591942
>scrapped scene
Was it voiced or only storyboarded?
No.591952
redbill me on le designaded
No.591953
>tfw don't starve: shipwrecked is better than any other iteration
No.591954
Kind of want to know how amethyst even knows how a digestive system works
No.591955
No.591956
>>591951
only storyboarded I think
No.591957
>stephen solar system fags are derailing a shitpost board
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No.591962
>>591961
shut the fuck up cletus
No.591963
No.591964
>>591960
>>591961
i just realized this comic was better than recent homestuck
No.591965
I actually liked PSX a lot
No.591966
Paradox Space hit a zenith which spanned the length of this comic and then devolved into Meteor Sitcom 4357.
No.591967
>>591965
that's it
I officially declare you a bad poster
No.591970
bluh
i really want to play a tabletop rpg
No.591971
>>591968
>>591969
>posting literally the worst pages
lol
cletus
No.591975
a coworker i asked out said she was not ready to date anybody at the moment and just wanted to focus on herself but when she caught wind that i later on began trying to fuck a friend's friend of a friend got extremely passive aggressive
is this what it means to be a normie
getting yelled at by women for doing what they're doing
No.591976
I doubt I ever said anything good about cletus before, but if I did I hereby take it back
No.591977
>>591971
The worst pages were the "A Fun Day for Jaspers/Bec/GCat"
No.591978
No.591979
>>591977
those sucked but even they are better than the shit you posted
No.591980
cletus is a disgrace to the human race
No.591981
>>591979
>not liking SBAHJ
Why the fuck should I care about your opinion again when it's obviously shit
No.591982
>>591981
i like real sbahj
No.591983
>>591982
I just find the frumpiness and the faces really funny
No.591987
>>591985
faeries are clearly mammals and therefore more closely related to mice than bugs
No.591988
No.591989
>>591987
you should email the creator of the comic with your complaint, maybe he will come to your house to apologize and stick his finger up your ass hole
No.591990
>>591985
have you ever SEEN a mouse dick
No.591991
No.591992
No.591993
the moth labeled "wesley" the pixie labeled "sharktits" and the rat labeled "grant"
[studio laughter]
No.591994
No.591995
>>591993
some post actual shark tits now
No.591996
>>591990
i wonder if mice get dick cheese lol
No.591998
>>591995
*gets redy 2 say "titty" in hi piched sqealy catbby voice*
No.592000
>>591998
*shoves my fist up your anus and pulls shit out your colon*
No.592002
i wanna with a short skirt and a loooooooong
No.592003
>>592000
*gigles b/c u cant see me 2 find me*
No.592004
No.592005
where's that fucking cat WHERE IS SHE
No.592006
No.592007
File: 1452837132906.png (442.24 KB, 1280x1157, 1280:1157, tumblr_n7phvm5Ry91r2yxjno1….png)
No.592010
>>592007
fucking delete this or else
No.592012
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
sexsexsexsexsexsex
No.592013
is there an episode where toby kills himself
No.592014
No.592015
keeping saltlick chained to a perpetually hot obelisk
No.592016
No.592017
>tfw edged for almost over an hour
>tfw whole fucking crotch region hurts like crazy now
>tfw unhappy with what i jerked it to
>tfw mad at myself for failing nofap
No.592018
>>592017
whatd you pull your pud to
tell me your shameful secrets so i may mark it down in my files
No.592019
No.592020
>>592018
i jerked it to epic mouthpics
No.592021
>>592020
fucking epic
did i supply them?
No.592022
>>592021
who else, spongefriend?
No.592023
time is like fusion jazz:
No.592024
>>592019
i got your white album for ya
*nuts on all of your music*
No.592026
>>592024
I got your white album for ya
*inside the sleeve is just a list of oscar nominees*
No.592027
No.592028
>>591937
do you mean vegetarian as in you only eat the asses of people unable to perform cognitive function?
No.592029
>>591964
Paranatural's writer, Zack Morrison wrote it.
I fucking love Paranatural.
No.592030
remember when they had to fuck up the troll sex joke in that comic
No.592031
>trolls and dremora have a caste system
>trolls and dremora write in daedric
>trolls and dremora are human analogues
hm...
No.592032
can you imagine if the last update came and hussie had to change loads of shit like a day later because it made someone cry
No.592033
i miss noncuck hussie
please bring him back
No.592034
>>592033
he was always a cuck son.
always
No.592035
>>592030
remember when the reason they did it was because the joke did what it was intended to do and be just a tad unsettling while also being funny
No.592036
>>592034
it grew through
big difference between stage 1 and stage 3 cancer
No.592037
is it normal to resent everybody in your life at least a little?
No.592038
stormtroopers actually doing stuff ruined episode 7
No.592039
>>592005
*moews from the void*
No.592040
>>592030
>>592032
2012: homestuck makes fun of trigger warnings
2014: homestuck uses trigger warnings for real
No.592041
>>592038
what the fuck kind of horseshit opinion is this
out of all the things you could nitpick
No.592042
>>591968
>>591969
shut the fuck up cletus
No.592044
>>592042
go suck a fart out of your ass.
No.592045
>>592044
put your fucking flag back on cletus
No.592046
it's kind of cool that totalbiscuit has cancer lol
No.592047
>>592045
THIS IS FUCKING KHAN NOT CLETUS FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUU
No.592048
No.592049
IVE GOTTEN MORE PUSSY THAN YOU SPONGECUCK
No.592051
>>592050
THIS IS TRUE BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY FOR POSTING IT
No.592052
>>592049
i'd rather not date somebody i feel the need to bitch about like you do
khan are you really still in this stage
No.592053
what if khan's dad is involved in the molestation of young boys lol
No.592055
>>592054
SO WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS ACTUALLY A WOLF IN DISGUISE I STILL LOVE HER
No.592058
No.592061
>>592060
>>592059
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.592062
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
No.592063
>>592062
what the heckle
give me a smeckle
where did this one come from?
No.592064
WH4T TH3 H3CK3L
G1V3 M3 4 SH3K3L
No.592065
Where There Is Rapey
There Must Also Be Dapey
No.592067
No.592068
I love you Joey Claire
Joey Claire, I love you, yes I do
I love you Joey Claire
Joey Claire, I love you, yes I do
No.592069
>>592062
*trys 2 kiss kayaya*
*probly wont wonk b/c of void incorproreality*
No.592071
No.592072
khan > cletus tbqh
he's hotter and his stupidity is beautiful in a way
No.592074
>>592073
i love this animation
No.592076
how many ghosts are doing it right now
No.592077
No.592078
>>592076
All of them
And you can't even get pity sex from a fleshlight
No.592079
The afterlife is one huge slimy ectoplasmic orgy
No.592080
>>592079
shut the fuck up cletus
No.592081
Catherine the Great just getting her brains fucked out by Secretariat
Oscar Wilde and Alan Turing frotting
No.592082
>>592081
I kind of want to see that first one
No.592083
>>592081
shut the fuck up, cletus
No.592084
No.592087
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>592082
You know she allegedly died because she was crushed under a harness that was specifically made for her to do the dirty with a stallion.
That's just a rumor but she was a huge nympho irl
Why do you think she sluts it up so hard in Civ V?
No.592088
>>592087
shut
the fuck up cletus
No.592089
>>592087
Shut the fuck up Cletus
No.592090
No.592091
>>592090
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.592092
>>592090
shut the fuck up, cletus
No.592093
>>592090
shut the fuck up cletus
No.592094
>>592090
Shut the fuck up cletus
No.592095
No.592096
>>592087
>>592090
shut the fuck up cletus
No.592098
okay someone post that flag hiding script again
No.592100
Dreams logged: 2 (46, 36)
Images saved: 5 (5)
No.592101
>>592098
var ff = ['FLAG NAME HERE','ADDITIONAL FLAGS INSIDE QUOTES(") SEPARATED BY COMMAS(,)'];
filterFlag = function(){
var fp = document.getElementsByClassName('flag');
for (i=0;i<fp.length;i++){
for (j=0;j<ff.length;j++){
if (fp[i].title == ff[j])
$(fp[i]).parent().parent().parent().children('.files,.body').css('display','none');
}
}
}
$(window).load(function(){
filterFlag();
});
$(document).ajaxComplete(
function(event,request,settings){
filterFlag();
}
);
No.592102
File: 1452872327564.gif (465.55 KB, 500x281, 500:281, dio explains why you are d….gif)
I can just take off the flag and continue to trigger you
No.592103
>>592102
now no one will know you're you and your awful posts will be just a small puddle in this big blue board
No.592104
>>592102
i'm filtering all of your stupid filenames
No.592105
>>592103
>now no one will know you're you
Sure
No.592106
>>592102
shut the fuck up cletus
No.592107
>>592105
see this is now a good post I can appreciate
No.592109
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>>592110
>having shit taste
No.592113
>>592111
you get off to shitting streets
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>>592102
could you be any more desperate for attention
No.592120
>>592119
I'm not a liveblogger like saltlick or a real attentionwhore like vfan was
No.592121
yo someone post THAT video
No.592122
>>592121
The pig one? Yeah why not I haven't beaten off today yet
No.592124
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>>592123
Yes the shooter will cower in fear once he sees you have a yardstick and angry expressions
No.592127
>tfw I actually like this art a lot
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No.592129
>>592087
I know it was a rumour
Still want to see it
No.592130
No.592131
Apparently there are lists of games that let you kill kids
Deus Ex (poor kids on street)
Deus Ex 2 (can wipe out an entire school of children)
Baldurs Gate/Baldurs Gate 2 (kids all over towns)
Fallout/Fallout 2 (kids all over towns in American version)
Dantes Inferno (kind of, demon aborted babies)
Star Wars Phantom Menace (in the podrace level)
Dead Space 2 (sort of, exploding babies, it's fun to kill them with their own cribs in their nursery)
Bioshock (can harvest the girls)
Fallout 3 (sort of, you can blow up Megaton)
Jagged Alliance (I have heard, but never played it)
Prey (I don't think you can kill them but you watch a young boy and girl, the girl gets possessed and kills the boy, I think he explodes)
Painkiller Battle Out of Hell (never played it but you are able to kill young girls)
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No.592133
wait what happened to grant
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No.592136
>>592133
He won't be back anytime soon he has to do stuff irl
No.592137
MODS ARE ALSEEP POST HOMESTUCK
No.592139
>>592137
but anon, homosuck is shit
No.592140
No.592141
>>592140
you've gotta be joeyking
No.592142
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No.592145
My heart is filled with so much jo(e)y
No.592146
joey's broey succing on her toeys...
No.592149
*slowly morphs into feelsman face*
No.592150
>>592149
*furrows brow*
*scowls*
"His name-"
*huffs and rolls eyes*
"--is Wojak..."
No.592151
>>592150
uh no, his name is grinman
No.592154
>>592153
the hips look odd
No.592155
>>592153
damn i remember getting excited about her and making a folder for her
then she started talking
No.592157
>>592156
jesus, calm down, nep
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No.592162
i've been scarce on hsg this week: did saltlick ever post that fef in pajamas?
No.592163
>>592159
that's not me,
why would you think that?
No.592164
dra dre dri dro dru and sometimes dry
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>>592165
ye lied to me, anon
ye know what we do to liars around these parts?
they sleep with the ..... fishes
wearing shoes made of ..... concrete
No.592169
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system; the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
No.592170
or as I've recently taken to calling it, numale plus libcucks
No.592171
No.592173
haha time to play as an old archer dude
No.592174
i'm going to create joeyland
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No.592181
Modern Progressivism… has so warped the entire nature of rights as to turn almost any desired good or service into a right.
In this view, private employers refusing to subsidize birth control purchases by employees are violating a woman’s “right” to birth control. Business owners with religious convictions about homosexuality are denying “rights” by refusing to bake cakes for homosexual couples. Offering someone a job that pays wages below some arbitrary federal or state mandated minimum is now an act in violation of a “labor right.”
A service once voluntarily offered to the public is now a duty enforced by the violent arm of the state.
The list of our newfound rights is almost endless, but ten conversations with ten different Progressives will yield ten different sets of absolute rights. Perhaps the only common thread among them all is the demand that the state coerce all members of society into paying for all the goods and services to which we now have a “right.”
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No.592183
>>591953
I don't understand why they keep on having expansions be mutually exclusive.
Like I sort of understand multiplayer being a a separate thing, because from their earlier posts about the game it can't really support multiplayer well so they sort of had to remake it, but I don't see why shit like RoG and shipwrecked can't be together. That's just asking for bad news.
No.592184
>cant make multiple saves
balls
No.592185
>>592181
only class cucks suck the bourgeoisie dick so enthusiasticly
No.592186
>forgot how to recreate the pawn i made yesterday
wweh
No.592187
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No.592188
>>592185
you should get a shirt that shows how much you love sucking the states cock you libbycuck
No.592189
No.592190
>getting 5-10 fps in undertale
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No.592191
>>592190
haha your computer sucks
No.592192
>>592190
>5 FPS
>in a 16-bit game maker game
No.592193
>>592191
my gaming laptop broke a week after i decided to make spaghetti party reach 5m
i spent like... half a month being depressed about not writing and finally bought a shitto laptop just for writing
but my motivation for spaghetti party was already gone...........
No.592194
No.592196
my third tulpa will be a temmie
No.592197
>>592188
you should go get a shirt to keep you warm while you're laying in the garbage because you probably don't think shelter is a right
No.592198
Stormfront is just one of the most redpilled website.
No.592199
it is my right to have my poopybutt wiped
No.592200
>>592199
its my right not to smell your poopybutt
No.592201
>>592197
It's not
Most of the rights in the Constitution are negative
You have a right not to be killed
You have a right to have your stuff not stolen
No.592202
>>592201
Yes, like I should have the right not to die of exposure.
Also, the Constitution is literally like 300 years old and was written by a bunch of drunk old Protestants back when America was poor as shit.
We can afford to give everyone shelter now. It doesn't hurt anybody to do so, and it greatly helps those who benefit from it, therefore it should be a right.
No.592203
*inexplica8ly infl8s again*
No.592204
>>592202
>we can afford to give everyone shelter now
ahahahahahaha.... my fam....
familia........
we're already getting raped by inflation
No.592206
>>592202
>Also, the Constitution is literally like 300 years old and was written by a bunch of drunk old Protestants back when America was poor as shit
IT'S [CURRENT YEAR]
No.592207
>>592206
why did this become a meme and why is it john oliver of all people
No.592208
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No.592210
>>592206
>le fallacy fallacy
No.592211
>>592204
>people are dying of exposure
>b-but muh inflation!
we have tens of thousands more vacant homes than we do homeless people
besides, inflation is only a problem in capitalism. labour vouchers in a decentrally-planned economy wouldn't inflate
libertarian socialism is the best answer but america is too filled with libcuck right-wingers to revolt
No.592212
Why don't homeless people just buy themselves houses?
No.592213
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
No.592214
>>592211
>my communism meme
oh my god........
too bad the world is going to hell either way
No.592215
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>592207
Watch it if you can
>>592210
You legit just said the constitution was bad because it was 300 years old, which isn't even true, and you do realize the constitution gets...hm...I dunno... AMENDED? It's not the same one we had originally
No.592216
>>592215
can we kill all niggers & beaners
No.592217
No.592218
who will draw me futa-muffet porn
No.592219
>>592214
class cuck, you don't even know what communism is
read wikipedia before you get sassy with me, comrade
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No.592221
this faggot motivates me so hard
No.592222
>>592221
fuck look at those skinny green pants move god damn
No.592223
No.592224
>>592223
i just want to share the love of whoever that faggot is
No.592225
>>592215
yeah, amended by a whole bunch of old liberal bourgeoisie white guys who are too busy rolling in money to care about your rights
they've convinced you that all you need is what the founding fathers decided they needed
>yes, good goy, you don't need a roof over your head, keep spending money on rent and mortgages which eventually makes its way into my bank account *rubs hands jewishly*
No.592226
>>592215
I didn't say jack shit though.
No.592227
No.592228
are we talking about communism
again
No.592229
>>592225
Yeah the problem is multinational corporations, trade agreements that kill american jobs, and kike bankers, not the Constitution
No.592230
>>592227
nazi isn't actually socialism, it was a fake name made by the jewish elite to trick the german people into buying into fascism
No.592231
I didn't even know there was a NCIS: New Orleans.
No.592232
why aren't we talking about dancing guy's sexy green pants.....
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No.592234
With one feral blow, the last of the dragonkin falls before your fist. You know what to do. She knows you know what to do. There is only one fate for the race you have worked so hard to exterminate. You are prepared.
Too battered and bruised to fight, she can only lie there, mouth agape with a subtle sort of horror as you undress. Your robe slips gentle off your skin, polyester gliding off your sweaty, exertion-reddened form. Your cock hangs flaccid between your legs. It won't be needed today.
You look down at your prey. She is as typical a specimen as any you've seen of her once noble 'race'. Grey scales covering her entire body, nipple-less breasts, egg-bearing hips ridiculously flared, like the knot of a canine cock. Her muscled arms lay there, too weak to move, and she just barely manages to sustain her grip on her spear, but no more. Her tail and her wings lie below her, and while mostly hidden they still manage to revolt you. While simultaneously filling you with pride. This is the last of the dragonkin.
You turn yourself around, ass facing your beaten victim. She can only blink in confusion. Not that you know this. That would be retarded. In one slick movement you lower yourself backwards, your masculine blowhole rubbing over her lips. You push her arms down, resting your weight on them and simultaneously pinning her down. The dragon bitch mumbles into your ass, which you respond to by pushing down harder. She will not win this.
No.592235
why aren't we talking about my dick
No.592236
>>592235
There's not much to talk about
No.592237
>>592235
share w/ the class
No.592238
>>592229
lol the problem is capitalism, my man
fixing those things is just putting a bandaid on a bullet wound
also the constitution wasn't all bad, but its soooooo outdated
the constitution is so old its moldy: its the spoilt milk you've left in your fridge for 300 years and have been meaning to take out but you keep forgetting so you keep getting new milk to replace the old milk but its still there rotting and dead
No.592239
Jewy, and her brother, Jude.
No.592240
>>592239
well jew'd by jude
No.592241
>>592238
The constitution is not 300 years old you numale fucking cuck
get a job
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No.592244
Reluctantly, she gives you what she believes you want, eating out your delectable manpussy, swirling her tongue around like some kind of retarded bumblebee. Slight etchings of pleasure flood your system. But you don't really give a fuck. You're not here for that. With a tremendous push of your bowels, a tremendous effort, pain stretching out the lips of your boypussy, a massive, rock-hard shit-boner tear out of your asshole and down itno her throat. Before she can even gasp in surprise she is gagging on your tremendous turd, the solid mass of recycled refuge forcing her lips open. You have prepared well.
With another tremendous push, your anal rage-snake further impales her throat, all the miles of the congo river stretching her open, her attempts at breathing entirely halted by the progress of her monstrous intruder. The smell of shit fills the air, perfume to your nose as you labor towards the demise of the dragonkin, a century of slaughter punctuated by one, tremendous turd. It is poetry in motion, every push and the massive turd plummets further towards her intestines, her movements becoming more and more erratic as she chokes on your titanic. This is no shinking ship, however. It is a bowel propelled cruise missile, sent to sink the last bastion of the dragons. And it is well on it's way.
No.592245
>>592241
my man, i got a job: $40k/yr job being a code monkey right out of college
i'm living the capitalist dream and it's a shit dream
the homeless and mentally unstable sleep under highway overpasses in 40° weather
kids just getting out of college are saddled with tens of thousands of dollars of debt
jobs with petroleum companies are getting gutted due to falling prices
the middle class is disappearing and bernie sanders wants to put a big ol' bandaid on it just like fdr did in the 40s and 50s
then 60 years from now our great-grandkids with be having the same problems we're having and suggesting ideology like socialism and people like you will tell them that socialism doesn't work and that they should be thankful for what capitalism has done for us
when all it really did was make the rich richer and the poor poorer
No.592246
She struggles, her beaten body too weak to offer meaningful resistance and yet still, for all her inherited weakness, she offers some shivers of strength to struggle against her turd-induced fate. But you prevail. As always. You push, and push, running out of fuel but still going, your quest nearly over. Your shit-boner knows it's mission and will settle for nothing less than absolute victory. You will impale this bitch. You will destroy an entire species, all of their combined hopes and genetic dreams, all with your shit. An honor. They are below shit. As she gags, you only wish your head was capable of turning 180 degrees so that you could see the expression on her face. A shame.
Her throat contracts wildly around your turds, her spasmic twitches becoming weaker and weaker as the last of her oxygen is depleted. She is dying. Your mission is almost over. As if to punctuate your victory, the last of your shit leaves your bowels, like baby birds leaving their nest, the event punctuated by a long, slow, fart. It's over. The tearing pain of your anal crusade has left you sweating and breathing hard, but it is worth it. With a sigh, you collapse backwards, letting go of her arms and resting your entire weight on her face. She is dead now.
No.592249
With a sigh, after a minute of resting, you push yourself upwards, turning around and looking at her dead body. You have done it. The genocide is over. But your buttocks have been soiled. As an after thought, you grab her arm, wiping her hand over your ass and using it as biological toilet paper. It's not perfect, but it will do. An after-touch to your masterpiece, he throat and stomache bulging with the mass of Shit'Thulud. You pick up your weapons and slowly redress. It's over. You leave.
But after half a minute of walking, you look back over your conquest, and ponder it. Affectionately. It was epic.
No.592250
The left hates everyone doing better than them.
The right hates everyone doing worse than them.
And me?
I just hate everyone... >:)
No.592251
>>592247
yes, good goy, go back to shitposting and forget all the worlds problems
at least you can chuckle over a picture of a cartoon character calling another cartoon character a nigger, right?
No.592252
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill
No.592253
do feminist jews call gentile men boyim?
No.592254
where do you think we are le
No.592255
what did homosuck think about "the last of the dragonkin"
it is my magnum anus
No.592256
>>592252
you'll be last on my list... >:)
No.592257
>>592255
i can't read it knowing you wrote it
my eyes are physically unable to focus on the words, it strains my vision when i try
No.592258
unga bunga dunga
unga bunga parguna
No.592259
No.592260
>>592257
anon... you wound me
where the fuck did all the namefags / avafags go
>no clitus
>no edgehead
>no salty
>no vagfan
>no spongelard
No.592261
>>592260
probably at work
i mean other than the ones you scared off with your shit-tier posting
No.592262
No.592263
>tfw no good lewd mods for sims 4 yet
:T
No.592265
>>592264
boy, we really ruined it for the generals that came after us, huh
No.592266
>>592264
why do they get banned until the next episode but we get banned forever
No.592267
>>592266
well, they could just ban us until the next update
same result but it sounds better
No.592268
No.592269
>>592264
So are they on /trash/ again or something here
No.592270
i've been considering watching mlp even though i hate bronies to fully embrace autism
No.592271
>>592266
hsg can't be saved
>>592269
yep
No.592272
/sugen/ on /trash/ with the furries and shitposters
No.592273
hsg how good do you think this card is
No.592274
it's shit
get a real hobby, like tulpas
No.592275
>>592264
i told them it would happen again
they didn't believe me
such is the nature of cuckchan
No.592276
>>592273
what happens if he attacks
does he exile himself
No.592277
>>592266
*reads this thread* hmm i wonder
No.592278
>>592276
yea
you think he's a joke but he's actually hilariously broken if you make a deck around him
No.592279
>>592275
only idiots didn't see this coming from a mile away
I'm actually surprised it took this long
No.592280
Whens the next stevenbomb then
Summer? I cant wait that long
No.592281
No.592282
>>592281
What the fuck how can they expect people to maintain interest when there's like 3 weeks in a year with new Steven episodes
Plus they're each 12 minutes long...
No.592283
>>592282
They still get better ratings than their other shows, including the nu teen titans
No.592284
>>592282
I think it's cartoon network who decides how the episodes go and not the crew themselves
No.592285
>>592283
you mean, my new favorite show?
No.592288
>Shipley's donuts only in the south
You poor yankee fucks
No.592289
>>592265
>implying we "ruined" it and not the /co/ scapegoat cycle that tries to blame any popular comic or cartoon for the board being a complete cesspit
No.592290
No.592291
No.592292
>>592291
idk i guess some 3d animator that likes minecraft way too much
No.592293
>>592290
>311,112 VIEWS
this is a joke right
>meme orgy turns violent
No.592294
In the last year I've had more pussy than sponge has in his life
AND I'm going to get fat black pussy before rev
What are you creeps doing with your lives?
No.592295
>>592294
not lying on the internet for one
No.592296
>>592294
not making up shit for a small board on a fringe chan on the internet
No.592297
>>592293
it's a joke if you consider real life a joke
>>592294
watching minecraft porn on pornhub like the REST of the cool 14 year olds
get with the program man
No.592298
life is a joke
*tips trilby hat*
*starts 2 vape*
No.592299
>>592294
i wrote ironic porn where you kill the last anthro dragon by shitting down her throat
No.592300
my friends decided last minute that they want to do a boy-band scenario for our Pathfinder game, I'm kind of mad because my old character was great and won't work here, but not too mad because I get to make a new character and also, holy shit, medieval fantasy boy band
No.592301
No.592302
>>592300
didn't you mention this a few days ago
No.592303
No.592304
>>592302
I might have mentioned it yesterday? not before that, though, that's when we decided to do it. sorry, between weed-induced deja vu and my own native forgetfulness I never know if I've talked about something already or not
No.592305
>>592300
are you going to make a bard?
you should make a bard
bards are in pathfinder too right?
No.592306
>>592301
what are the platforms
No.592307
>>592305
yeah, PF has bards. we are likely gonna have a bunch of bards, at least for the bandmembers. I'm statting this character out with the dervish dancer archetype
No.592309
>>592307
okay sweet
bards are probably the coolest class behind wizards, but a wibber boy band sounds kinda lame
No.592310
Bards?
What game is this?
Can I be an 8 foot tall female bard dual wielding keytars?
MY NAME COULD BE (BIG BARDA)
No.592311
i want cummies im thirsty
No.592312
>>592301
who cares about that garbage board
No.592313
>>592294
it isn't about the pussy
it's about the mouthpics
No.592314
>>592309
bards are so good... I can basically only be bothered to roll up spontaneous casters
>>592310
it's Pathfinder, and it has optional technological stuff so presumably you could make the keytar thing happen
dual wielding is, if I remember correctly, kind of a trap option though
No.592315
>you'll never be turned into a creature of the damned by a qt vampire
No.592316
>>592315
>you'll never be turned into a qt vampire
why live
No.592317
No.592318
>>592313
new mouthpussy
i call this piece 'niggerclit'
No.592319
Can we /tg/ in here?
My friends are running a 3.5 campaign via email and it's looking pretty sweet. I'm playing a Tiamat cultist who's a willing pawn in complicated dragon political games.
Also I might be the only really evil member of the party
No.592321
>>592317
a trap option is something you can technically do in a game, but it's so badly done that it's not fun to play. or maybe it's fun, but ineffective, and if your character's ineffective it'll stop being fun soon. I don't have the deep knowledge of either game mechanics in general or Pathfinder specifically to explain better than that, but basically: it's a lot of work to make a dual-wielding character playable, if I'm remembering correctly, and not terribly worth it
No.592322
>>592321
Are you kidding? It might be difficult, but a dual-keytar-wielding bard who's secretly an assassin spreading rumours that a dual-KATAR-wielding assassin is after her target...
That's just plain FUN
No.592323
more specifically, a trap option is something presented to the player as a possibility when building a character that is markedly worse than the other possibilities. usually happens when the designers think something is more important than it is, and so nerf it until no-one wants it anymore
>>592319
nice! I wish I could get my friends to play 5e, I really wanna get my feet wet with that system. Do the other players know you're a mole?
No.592324
>>592319
nice!
do you plan on screwing everyone else over at some point or playing nicely with everyone til the end
No.592325
>>592322
I mean, don't let me stop you! it's definitely a fun concept. I'm just saying the mechanics behind it are kind of bad and might interfere with your enjoyment
No.592326
>>592323
Well, one of them knows I'm evil. The DM was talking about running an evil campaign, but then went 'nah, maybe not' so there's a chance we're all secretly evil? Or maybe we aren't. The others all seem pretty neutral so far. It would be neat if we all were horrible monsters masquerading as decent people for half the campaign.
Either way, as far as 3/4 of the players are concerned, I'm just a cleric.
>>592324
I am very open to this. It kind of depends on the DM giving me an opportunity, and on what he has my lizardy overlords tell me to do.
No.592327
where is the art of dragons smoking weed
No.592328
>>592327
WHY DO YOU THINK HIS NAME WAS "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON"
No.592330
No.592331
>>592328
>>592328
puff the magic dragon is about growing up and losing your belief in magic
No.592332
>>592327
you gotta go to those furry boorus, fam
search for the tags
"dank_weed purple_dragon 420_stoned_as_fuck crystal_weed no_scat_plz"
No.592335
>>592332
mlp dickgirl
only tags you need
No.592336
No.592337
>>592336
i don't really like me either
No.592338
>>592335
all i got was stutid cartoon horse porn
now weed dragons: that's the porn all good citizens should strive for
No.592339
>>592338
th-that's the point
No.592340
i'm going home. later familia
No.592341
what happened to this place
No.592342
>>592341
i came / saw / conquered
No.592343
No.592344
i had an octopus and chicharone burrito today
i haven't stopped shitting since
No.592345
>>592320
gonna play shadowrun with some friends next week
i've only played a wee bit of dnd before, so this'll be new
getting hyped
No.592346
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No.592347
things will get better...
No.592348
No.592349
>playing ssx
>trick event against cpu
>cpu literally gets 100k points per trick while i'm getting 3k
this is fucking barnacles
No.592350
arin's making more chins than animations these days
No.592352
hsg,
i might be a degenerate
No.592353
>>592352
weren't you always
No.592354
No.592355
>>592352
Yeah we always knew you liked Tavros what of it
No.592356
>>592352
you've been one since i've known you
No.592357
ok ok,
more of a degenerate
>>592354
sexual pervert kind
No.592358
>>592352
embrace it, fam
all of us are degenerates on this blessed day :)
No.592359
>>592357
right, I assumed, what kinda perversion we talking here
No.592360
>>592357
what new fetish did you find out about nicky boy
No.592361
>>592359
i felt attracted to something in a d&d book and i am not proud of that
No.592362
>>592361
i bet 5$ that its
mind flayers
No.592363
>>592358
wait hold up who the heck are you?
No.592364
>>592362
it is not
i would definitely have had that awakening during the pirates of the caribbean sequels if that were the case
No.592365
>>592361
oh dude, between the example sorcerer and the PHB and the satyr illustration in the MM many of my earliest boners came from D&D sourcebooks
what'd you pop one to
No.592366
No.592367
you must accept the degeneracy of those you love
it is who they are, and who you must become
No.592368
No.592369
>>592363
nobody important
i've drawfagged a few times
is it driders then?
if it's beholders, i'm gonna be really judgemental
No.592370
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>>592365
>>592369
look, there's a lot of things happening in this picture, okay,
i didn't ask for this, but let it be known that monstergirls/boys is a slippery & precarious slope
No.592371
No.592372
>>592370
I'm so proud of you... our NA, grown up to be a dragonfucker
No.592373
>>592370
nick, i'm not one to kinkshame, but that is just a straight up dragon
No.592374
>>592370
If you're talking about the dragon giving you a hard on kill yourself
If your talking about that tall, alien looking bitch with the bat wings tickling your fancy then that's fine
No.592375
>>592373
i dont know how it happened
look i'm not saying i popped a stiffy over this but it was just like
yeah look at that monster taken down a peg, and also there's a leash
this is a problem
No.592376
>>592370
>nick wants to fuck dragons
that's cool dude
i'll come right out and say it
the dragon from shrek is hot
No.592377
>>592370
man ladies dominating monsters is cool
if you're into dragons specifically, take a bit of time to find some weed-smoking dragons from the furry boorus
there was a whole conversation about it earlier
also minecraft porn on pornhub: even a beholder fetish would be better than minecraft porn
No.592378
ok no i changed my mind
burn the degenerates
No.592379
>>592376
>that feelaroo when you remember popping a boner to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjyfWRTxFM
hsg you have to end my existence
No.592380
>>592377
why is there minecraft porn
not like, using the actual models from the game, right? theres no way
No.592381
>>592379
>>592376
>>592377
god bless all three of you
No.592382
>>592378
that was a quick turnaround :(
No.592383
>>592380
see >>592290
please enjoy
No.592384
getting stiff to dragons is "ascended" tier
No.592385
>>592381
>>592382
You're a faggot
Not because you have a shit fetish, but because you need other people's validation and approval
No.592387
i jerked off to dragon vore before i even knew how to climax
i used to get off to slimegirls but that kind of dissipated actually
No.592388
>>592385
>they think they don't
lmao
No.592389
homosuck is shit... homosuck is shit...
No.592390
my earliest sexual fantasies are weird
like
"naked dudes in prison in varying stages of turning green" weird
Stanley Tucci was involved with that one
No.592391
>>592333
nnNNOO FUCKINF WAY HOLY WHIIIITTTT SHHHUUUUIIIITTT FUUUCCKKK
OH MY LORD
THIS IS A WHOLE NEW TIER
THIS IS BEYOND GOOFBALL
No.592392
>>592385
i dont really i'm just talking kinks
with my bros @ hsg
No.592393
i want to accept people i like in spite of their weird sexuality
but it just gets more and more difficult as you like them more as people, yet that feeling of disgust doesn't diminish
No.592394
>>592333
this is literally some fucking eldritch shit
i didn't know people could have mouths like that
can you live like that???
No.592395
>>592383
that's joke porn, no one made that thinking someone would jerk off to that
like ol' ipgd's tinkerbull changing tavros's diaper collection, except even more extreme. 0% of the human race could be aroused by that, probably
No.592396
>>592395
the minecraft thing or the diaper thing
No.592397
>>592394
It's not really living, more just being alive
>>592395
>0% of the human race could be aroused by that, probably
You naive, adorable little baby...
No.592398
>>592390
i saw a hypnosis show when i was going through puberty and it corrupted my pure then-catholic mind forever
i just want to hypnotize a qt 3.14 and have them orgasm on command in public
No.592399
>>592393
degenerates always have shitty personalities you shouldn't like
No.592400
>>592396
well
minecraft. i know someone out there's got their cock in their hand for a tiny fairybull changing a poopy diaper
No.592401
>>592399
no
they are worthy of friendship
and even love
but also being burned alive
No.592402
>>592401
maybe you should burn
No.592403
>>592395
see, you say that but i think it was released in 2012
and now all the all the 8 year olds who got into it then are now 12, and probably going through puberty with mostly unrestricted access to the internet
and wherever there are horny teens just discovering their sexuality, there is the potential for a thriving market for bad porn
No.592404
>>592402
i will live
i will fight
No.592405
>>592403
that's not even joke porn though
like it's nothing
No.592406
>>592398
that's a p. good kink, I've gotten off to some hypno stuff
my corrupting event was seeing Pinocchio, with the kids turning into donkeys. funnily enough, I'm pretty sure it was a lot of tf fans' corrupting event, because donkey tf is disproportionately common
No.592407
talking about weird fetishes eh?
No.592408
cartoons never gave me any fetishes, i guess i'm just not autistic enough
No.592409
No.592410
>>592408
>>592409
everyone point and laugh at the normies
No.592411
No.592412
>>592407
i've been saving this for a special occasion and it finally arrived and none of you faggots even mention it
No.592413
>>592412
who the fuck are you
also it just. wasn't that funny, I'm sorry. I personally have a lot of experience writing unfunny posts, and if you want to talk at any point during this difficult realization process- I'm here
No.592414
No.592415
>>592413
i was only namefagging for a second for the sake of a shitty archer reference. and i was talking more about the picture than the post itself
No.592416
>>592405
nothing to you maybe
do you remember being an early teenager? a strong wind could make ya horny, and if you're a socially awkward minecraft fan, then it might be right up your alley
>>592406
that's cool, i never got into the tf stuff, although i never watched pinochio as a kid because the drunk scene in dumbo gave me nightmares and pinochio reminded me of it
the irony is that at that hypnosis show, the guy made one of the volunteers act drunk and it gave me a drunk people fetish too
can you describe the tf fetish? where does the sexy feeling come from? i want to understand
No.592417
Today in 'why did I spend so much time making this edit'
Oh, right, I'm one of 'those' people
No.592418
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i went to a lot of trouble to find this,
No.592419
bordermemes 2 gave me a fetish for all kinds of freaky shit
No.592420
>>592416
i didn't jack off until 3 weeks before i turned 15
i don't like a large amount of tf but usually it's the feeling of losing power / someone being in power over you
No.592421
No.592422
>>592416
it's a control thing, I think- I have no interest really in shapeshifters, people who can change at will and have control over the process. it's better when there's someone else who is controlling the transformation process, because one person feeling helpless is hot but one person feeling helpless at the hands of another is hotter. there's an element of the Pygmalion myth in there, too- you're shaping another person to be some ideal for your own pleasure. mental transformation's fun, too, like drastic personality changes. fear and humiliation stuff can play into it, but too much of that turns me off- I like it when the person being transformed gets pleasure out of the experience, even if unwilling pleasure. I dunno, I just find a change in body or mind to be a really potent metaphor for control
No.592423
I shit you not
I SHIT YOU NOT
Okay-- this is like my first real memory (and my first sexual one)
It's so visceral it's still with me even after all this time
I was probably 1 and couldn't have been older than 2
We were... hmm, it must have been an airport? Or maybe a museum/planetarium. All I remember was that it was a really loooooong corridor, huge, high vaulted ceilings, with a polished granite or something floor, like a bank. There were some people milling around, some families with children so prolly not a bank.
And one wall was just a row of huuuuuge glass. It was a cloudy day out. Actually I do think it was an airport terminal now, I can vaguely remember something that can't be anything else than planes and a departure gate.
But augh there was an elevator door in the wall too what airport has that? Must have been a museum?? Or maybe it was just a huge bank lobby. Dunno.
Okay so anyway I was 1-2ish (young enough to be carried by my mother) and I was getting a little restless so she put me down.
And I suppose she was busy looking around in her purse or something? I don't think my dad was there so she couldn't have been talking to him.
But there was this beautiful-- I mean really nice, pretty woman. Not cute, not sexy- beautiful. And she was in a light green dress. Not lime green, not that saturated. Like imagine the relationship between lavender and purple. That was what this color was to green.
She had one leg, and was gracefully swinging along on forearm crutches. She had dark (brown or black) hair and she was fairly pale. She had a purse or handbag on her hip, the strap was over her shoulder. That's all I remember of her.
Except for this sight, that I will never, ever forget.
I don't know how-- but I got under her skirt. It wasn't long, and I was young and small enough that maybe I just didn't understand like, personal space. Maybe I was playing with a toy car on the floor-- or maybe I was just curious, wondering where that lady's leg went, and decided to investigate.
I looked up and I saw her panties. I saw them, hsg, in their perfect, adorable, white frilly glory. She had a very small stump, really more of a leg bud protruding from the leg hole of her panties. I didn't see any skin-- it was covered by a white sock or stocking of some sort (for some reason I remember it having lace on the edges like her panties??? But that may just be an embellishment)
Her other leg also had a white stocking on it, and the inside of her dress was white, too. That single leg was looooooong. Her crotch seemed to be positioned right above my head, but it was a fair ways up too--It was like looking up at a domed Rococo ceiling, all white and French and feminine. Like, how I'm imagining it, she would have been like 7 feet tall (although this couldn't have been true and it must have been the perspective of me looking up)
Time was frozen for me, but then she looked down and she made a little "Oh" noise. It was surprised but not excited. She looked down at me-- I don't remember her face. I think she had a green hair band and a haircut sort of like pic related. She kinda had to stop midway though crutching and sorta awkwardly stop.
My mother had noticed I wasn't by her side and she came rushing over and immediately apologizing.
The woman was an absolute angel about it and she might have actually squatted down on her one leg and smiled at me. I think she and my mother talked for a while, mostly my mother apologizing over and over and her saying something along the lines of "don't worry about it"
That's where the memory abruptly ends. I don't remember her crutching away or anything.
The only other thing I remember is that on that very same day in that same shiny floored quasi-airport, there was a girl, probably around 4 or 5 (so a good deal older than I was) with a broken leg in a full length, pink cast. Her dad was pushing her in a stroller. That fascinated me too.
Freud was wrong about a lot but he was genius for recognizing that children are sexual beings too. I think that's where I got my fucked up cripplelust from
No.592424
do you feel in charge
and this gives you power over me
No.592425
Actually, this song fits pretty well with the tragedy....and I love Linkin Park. I know it's like a take-that, but still....interesting take on it
No.592426
>>592423
cletus for your sake i hope this is a copy paste
No.592427
>>592422
so it's like a massively watered down version of a rape fetish.
No.592428
>>592423
>Freud was wrong about a lot but he was genius for recognizing that children are sexual beings too
how did you manage to put that in the most creepiest way possible.
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>>592427
I'm into rape too if that matters
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>>592428
As in having sexual desires
Children are not for sexual
No.592432
>>592423
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
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No.592435
>Her crotch seemed to be positioned right above my head, but it was a fair ways up too--It was like looking up at a domed Rococo ceiling, all white and French and feminine.
This is art
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>>592427
fetishes that center around power are always kinda rapey, but the more it's framed like rape the less interesting it is to me
I just view transformation as being fundamentally terrifying, and I find being in control erotic, so putting someone through something so scary has some charge there. But someone consensually submitting themselves to that kind of control is still hot- hotter, even
No.592438
>>592420
oh okay, well the point is i wouldn't put it past lonely minecraft teens
>>592420
>>592422
okay, i think i kinda get it, i might go on /d/ later and see if it works if i have the right mindset
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>>592435
It really was
This had to have been in the mid 90's, around there-- she was fairly young looking. She's probably around 40 now. I swear to god if I was just a little bit more psychologically developed I would have crushed HARD
I hope she's doing okay
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>>592440
mech arm girl, killers, killing, weird guttural noises/screaming, a huge-ass buzzsaw axe, people burning to death, dismemberment, general pain and discomfort, aggression, dust/dirt everywhere
i could go on
i can't fuckin play that game without getting a half-chub at some point
No.592444
>>592443
>mech arm girl
I want to romance
the mechromancer
No.592445
>>592443
>dust/dirt everywhere
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>>592443
I don't like dirt. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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>>592423
>I don't know how-- but I got under her skirt. It wasn't long, and I was young and small enough that maybe I just didn't understand like, personal space. Maybe I was playing with a toy car on the floor-- or maybe I was just curious, wondering where that lady's leg went, and decided to investigate.
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
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>>592446
I don't like sand
it may be shitty, but you could at least bother to get the line right
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>>592448
the guy didn't say sand/dust/dirt fucker
i was working with what I had without stretching the shit
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>>592447
must be inbreeding
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>>592451
>>592447
Um it's called being a fucking 1 year old and not having any sort of social awareness while being naturally curious?
No.592453
why does cletus avatarfag as dio
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>>592453
I love getting to post this
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>>592452
what is your excuse for still not having any sort of social awareness
No.592456
>>592455
I'm actually remarkably good at playing that game now
Again, hsg me is not irl me unfortunately
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No.592458
Adonis-kun is a disaster, I regret it entirely. The power released to the world...
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>>592458
I am your greatest creation! Trying to stop my arrogant, jeering rampage is useless!
Useless useless useless useless!
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>>592460
I never did finish that GrantxBsb jokesmut. If I can find the pastebin I might continue it
But see? I am a good writer
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>>592461
well, as long as you admit it lol
No.592463
http://pastebin.com/jmPfB8Hs
Here's what I did so far. This was like a month and a half ago right?
No.592464
Fuck you guys
And fuck that anon that's trying to compete over black cunts with me
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>>592464
couldn't read ur post wtf
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>>592465
i just spat out my water all over my computer screen fuck you cletus
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>>592464
yeah what a tool
who tries to score more le pussy than random hsg personalities of all people
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>>592463
Feedback please
Should I continue?
Or write something even worse
No.592471
>>592470
Write about Joey!
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>>592471
Need more-- gimme context
Joey doing what? With who?
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>>592473
Doing what Joey does!
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>>592476
anything can be a fetish if you put your mind to it, my friend
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>>592477
can i be a fetish
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>>592443
how many of those does Vriska fulfil
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>>592478
yes
what kind of fetish will you be?
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>>592480
several now that i think about it but the blue blood kind of ruins it
trolls are a whole separate fetish with their own appeal
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>>592480
7. 8 with the bad-writing fetish.
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>>592482
>>592443
>>592419
can you go back to whatever board you crossed from pls
No.592486
did good computers get like twice as expensive to build in the past few years
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>>592484
>automatically thinking people with fucked up fetishes are crossie scum
maybe you should go back to whatever board you crossed from, crossie...
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>>592488
i mean spoiler tag abuse, and bragging about how le fugged up your epic fetishes are
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>>592490
first, not me, second, it didn't really sound like bragging. people asked questions and he answered. i'll agree with the spoiler tags though, there's no need for that much of the shit.
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>>592494
Who are these guys?
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MAN LOOK AT THAT IMP HE'S LIKE
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>>592498
ooo are we doing ghoul porn now?
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>>592487
i can smell the body odor of whoever wrote this
somehow the bo has been interleaved among the data and is constantly emitting from my computer when the image is open
modern technology is truly amazing :^)
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I came back after not going to any chan for a few months.
I'm... frankly not sure what I expected.
Nevermind 'how is this relevant to homestuck'. What the fuck are we even TALKING ABOUT.
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>>592503
we were just discussing my cocky-kun
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>>592504
Finally! A reference to something I RECOGNIZE!
No.592506
>>592475
Now draw this but it's equis firing mini nepetas
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>>592506
this but unironically
No.592511
Egghead: Are you almost done yet? I'm getting tired.
Me: Haaaang on.....almost done.... just one more little bit right here, aaaaand........... YES! It is complete! Behold, for this shall be... my masterpiece!
*turns easel around to reveal shitty stick figure of adolf hitler playing a trumpet*
No.592512
>play against someone
>them: "hey i'm streaming this just so you know :)"
>me: "ok cool"
>get kinda nervous, a little unepic feeling
>manage to win by the skin of my teeth
>they link their twitch channel after ggs are exchanged
>go check it out
>literally 0 viewers, ticks up to 1 when i join in
>he's some ben-looking guy talking into his camera in great detail to no one
>notice him glance down quickly and his eyes light up as he realizes he has a viewer
>leave immediately
goddammit
No.592513
>>592503
wtf is homestuck
do you mean homestar
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>>592513
homestuck is when a Hussie and an Internet hate each other very much
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No.592517
I'm gonna write an all-fagshit tf game with no furshit. MAYBE monsterboys if I can fit it into the concept
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>>592517
I'm gonna do nothing with my life
No.592521
fuck I just realized I can't wake up in time to get a ride into town if I sleep now... I played myself
No.592522
got a foam roller and rolled my back on it and it went like
CRCCCRHHGHHGGHHRRCRUNCHHH
and i felt a lot better
No.592523
i find myself wondering if these antidepressants would be enough to kill me if i took them all at once
i don't think they're working
No.592524
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
everyone listen to this while you wait for the traffic to pick back up
>>592523
you in particular, chuckles the sad faggot clown
No.592525
>>592523
your mom antidepressed my dick
No.592526
innocent gunman = hsg
scissors = hiatuses
dude executing him like an edgy anime villain = hussie
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>>592517
That's fine!
I actually like both personally and will probably enjoy it regardless.
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>>592528
Are you really criticizing me about my standards in this fucking thread of all places?
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>>592530
[spoiler]Hey, everybody, look at this faggot with terrible opinions.
Look at them and laugh.[/spoiler]
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>>592530
>>592531
Oh, my, I apologize. I didn't mean to make a public spectacle about how much of a dumbass you are.
No.592533
tick
tick
tock
it's a quarter to 2
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>>592533
it's quarter past 10 you fat nasty trash
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>>592532
you fucked up retard
No.592536
*air cycling on the kitchen floor*
hhey
No.592537
>you will never have a more motherly version of pam as a gf
kill me
No.592538
cha
hey
glub
>o'◡'o
yeah
hm
>What is it!!!
wwhat
>I am wondering if you can forego the exaggerated emotional theatrics for once and actually tell me what's on your mind!
nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve
>o'__'o
wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it
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>>592541
is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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>be indian
>start the day by defecating in my own living room, in front of all 346 of my relatives
>wipe my anus with my hand and then use said hand to stir the curry, can't let that flavour go to waste
>pick up my turd and set it in the sun, home-made soap is the best
>lick my fingers and really appreciate the flavour
>before I leave I make sure to rape my sisters, mother, aunts and grandmothers goodbye
>walk out the front door ready to start another glorious day on the greatest country on Earth
>start furiously praying to the cow in front of our slum
>rape a virgin six year old girl to make sure all my dreams come true
>ensure Rajesh, Sanjay, and Apu all get in it
>don't turn your back on the pack or the pack will attack
>quality brotherly bonding time
>finish after twenty seconds and throw her to the starving slum dogs
>I mean the animals, of course
>waltz on down to the telemarketing office, making sure that on the way I tell 7/11 I might be a little late tonight
>my numerous cousins all insisted that there's a particularly sexy corpse floating down our section of the Ganges (greatest river on earth), so I'm gonna make sure I get mine
>get to work, start walking up the stairs as they collapse and kill 4000 people
>have to talk the elevator lol, no leg day for me
>sit down at my desk, surrounded by 200,000 of my peers
>notice Mandula staring at me again, fucking slut, she'll be getting gangraped again later. Fucking whore
>before work starts I chant wildly to Krishna, Shiva, and all of our other multi-limbed furfag deities
>pretend my name's Dave as I bother white people as they go about their decadent, inferior days
>seek out Western women's Facebooks and proceed to lay the moves on them
>occasionally have a toilet break, not that I have to move from my desk
>I have to sit back and smile every now and again, this is truly the greatest country on the face of the Earth
>We'll be a superpower by 2025, no doubt in my mind
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>>592538
what is this shit
No.592549
who let the /pol/ in
who?
who?
who?
who?
No.592551
is the undertale shitposting board on 8chan /blunderfail/ ?
is lapisanon the mod?
No.592552
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 3 (3)
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>>592551
I'll tell you what lapisanon is
he's a nigger
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>>592546
indians aren't so bad
i went to college with a few of them and they never gang-raped any body and only one of them smelled like shit but he was a cs major sooooooo
also curry prepared correctly is delicious, my friend. if you have the chance to expand your culinary worldview, indian or otherwise, i recommend it
No.592558
Hello hs-
>>592550
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>592557
Who the hell are you
No.592561
>>592559
nobody important
i've drawfagged a few times is all
you should try some curry, it really is good, especially when it's not too spicy. the flavor is very unique
No.592562
>>592561
did you drawfag back on 4chan or where you the one person who occasionally did a few drawings on here
No.592563
>>592562
the second one, i've been lurking since dumbgarbage, but i only decided to start drawing again recently
No.592564
what is wrong with drawfags
No.592565
>>592563
Are you gonna take requests
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>>592565
sure! i can't work on it right away though: i've already got two requests in my queue
also: got le epic grown-up stuff to do today
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>>592566
Oh, do you have a place where you dump your stuff
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>>592567
not yet: it's been that recently that i started drawing again lol
if you want a sample then here's one i posted the other day
maybe i'll make a tumblr, but i'm not a fan of tumblr
No.592569
is it just me or is this guy >>429552 kinda cute
No.592570
>>592568
yeah tumblr is bad but if there was a place where you dump all your art that'd be nice
No.592571
braj if you're lurking buzz your hair
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>>592570
sure, i'll figure somewhere to put stuff :)
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No.592577
indians got clone high cancelled
death to all indians
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No.592579
cletus is 17
at most
look at that prepubescent ass face
No.592580
>>592572
I unironically miss mbg
No.592581
>>592333
is this reminding me of an undertale character or something
No.592582
>>592580
yeah me too
he's a lot cooler than literally everyone left
his post history was interesting as fuck and he actually kinda looks like a chill guy
No.592583
i dont get wanting to d8 someone motherly
my ideal gf would be emotionally distant, cruel, and manipulative
so basically my ex but with smaller boobs
No.592584
>>592564
unwarranted self-importance, mostly because people cream themselves thinking about new content
No.592585
if garnet's not just ruby and sapphire, would a fusion between ruby and sapphire and pearl result in a fusion that's not sardonyx?
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>>592585
maybe it's like math
maybe like the associative law where 6 * ( 3 * 2 ) and 6 * 3 * 2 and ( 6 * 3 ) * 2 all equal 36
or maybe not, like division where ( 6 / 3 ) / 2 = 1 but 6 / ( 3 / 2 ) = 4
who knows?
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>>592579
>17
>prepubescent
???
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>>592579
>17
>prepubescent
What FUCKING fantasy world do you live in, ae?
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No.592594
when you're so dumb even rev thinks you're retarded
No.592597
The sad part is I think I know what dumbfuck "reasoning" as is using to sa that 17 is prepubescent
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>>592588
given ruby + sapphire = garnet
and garnet + pearl = sardonyx
would ruby + sapphire + pearl = sardonyx ?
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>>592599
if a + b = c
and c + d = e
then a + b + c = e
No.592603
>cauterizes tongue esexily
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>>592602
right, but what if gem fusion isn't simple addition?
No.592605
>>592604
what if your theory is dumb and baseless
No.592606
>>592604
what if you're an idiot?
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No.592608
what if gem fusion is boolean math like how combining sylladex cards to make new items worked in homestuck?
No.592609
what if fusion is *fart* *fart* *FART* *faaaaaaart*
No.592610
*fart* fart* *fart* *el farte* *fart* *fart* *FART* *faaaaaaart*
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>>592608
Gem bodies are just projected lightforms, right?
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>>592611
yeah, and isn't it implied that they're kinda computers or something?
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>>592612
Something weird like that, yeah
>>592614
Too late fam, you said 17 was prepubescent.
No.592616
rev is stupid but like not in the funny way
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>>592615
oh yeah when pearl interfaces with the hand ship, her eyes go all digital static-y
i wonder if gems run on an operating system?
....i wonder if you could write a virus for it?
No.592619
>>592616
this but with you
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>>592618
no, the gems are the virus
No.592621
>>592618
That's probably why THE CLUSTER is on a mudball so far from homeworld
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>>592621
hmmmmmmm interdasting
>>592620
maybe so, they already kinda are physically
like those big virus injector things
>>592622
maybe the crystal gems are a small group of gems infected with the gay
and homeworld never finished wiping them out because their soldiers were catching it so the diamonds just abandoned earth to be a quarantine zone
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>>592623
homeworld gems must be gay, why else would pearls exist?
No.592626
these short hair makes me look like a hispter douchebag
No.592627
I've replayed Dragon Dogma's first hours 4 times because i'm never fully satisfied with my Arisen and Pawn's appearance
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>>592625
hmmmmmmm good point
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No.592634
Seeing trannies who call themselves lesbian complain about how lesbians don't like dick never gets old, like what do you think lesbian means?
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