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would joey enjoy undertale?
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joey should have been the fantroll
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rev me up inside
(can't rev up)
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rev me up before you go go
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No.593302
joey should have been the game
No.593303
why didn't toby put joey in his game
that ungrateful FUCK
No.593304
>running in a crowd in a faceless town
>need to feel the touch of a friend
No.593305
do you think toby's new game is gonna be another undertale one or something original
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>>593305
he's going to have to finish hiveswap in rpgmaker
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>>593306
>rpgmaker
woah now, hussie's not made of money
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>>593305
well it's not like undertale was original in the first place
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>>593308
more or less it was
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>>593309
blatant homestuck ripoff
No.593311
>transported to a faraway land
>world where monsters rule
>played the game like an ace
>now i'm in this place to save the monsters from the evil moo
No.593312
"I mean, I'm not saying Undertale wouldn't have happened without Homestuck-- but I sorta kinda made Toby's career, you know?"
t. Hussie
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>>593310
The only real similarities I see is undyne = vriska and flowey = caliborn but that's pushing it a bit
No.593314
i did a pre-release hsg
i got 3-0
are you extremely impressed
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>>593312
is there a link where he says this or everyone playing a ruse
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>>593310
what if...
homestuck was a ripoff of undertale???
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No.593318
undertale is a shitty ripoff of barkley shut up and jam gaiden
No.593319
all games are ripoffs of halo
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>>593315
he actually did say something really, really similar to that
something along the lines of undertale being part of the legacy of homestuck
i think it might've been one of the more recent kickstarter updates
No.593321
video games are just a blatant ripoff of real life
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>>593322
>>593320
>I will have to consider his game one of the better legacies of Homestuck, as well as my basement.
the fucking madman, he actually said it
No.593327
some would wager toby was made more successful by homestuck
i might wager he would be more successful now without
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>>593326
why is hussie taking all these weird high schooler selfies recently
makes me think of sponge
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>>593326
whoever made this is stupid
they didnt do it right
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>>593327
>without the homestuck being shrouded with him, people became less biased
>sales increase twicefold
what if
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>>593328
probably some weird e-famous version of a mid life crisis
No.593332
GROSS AND TOTALLY UNATTRACTIVE HUMAN BUTT
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>>593325
hussie always had this weird thing where he treats things vaguely related to homestuck as being his, like when he just used a bunch of davesprite cosplay photos in the comic
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>>593332
RIP jadekat, karkat only lusts after the davebutt now
No.593335
homestuck cosplay, vaguely related to homestuck
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>>593333
he was entitled enough to put a ridiculous amount of copyrighted things in is comic
i guess it's logical he'd feel entitled to non-copyrighted fan content
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>>593336
well the cosplay was copyrighted since copyright is automatic like that
there was also that time he used the anime lord english design from some old fanart, and when the original artist was talking about it on twitter he said it was art of his characters so it was fine, I forget how he phrased it
and yeah then there's assloads of other actual infringement like the oblivion font
No.593338
>projared calls undertale a bad game
well i guess this is the end of toby fox.....
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>homestuck will never end with an orgy between all the characters
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so it turns out i actually rather like geometry.
engineering career, there is hope for you yet
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>>593340
if only hussie were stephen king
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>>593343
then homestuck would end up with like 40% more cloun shenanigans
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>>593348
Gamzee is ALREADY based entirely on the song "what is a juggalo"
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>>593350
>tfw i unironically like 'miracles'
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>>593348
Will her husband ever return from the skeleton war?
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>>593352
Alduin killed him.
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>>593337
trolls using daedric really annoys me now
is hussie gonna make them an actual alphabet or what
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>>593354
it's daedric but backwards and upside down right?
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>>593355
yeah
i think upside-down and backwards still violates copyright law though lmao
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>>593354
Haha I forgot about that
Skyrim is shit sponge what's wrong with you
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>>593357
>Skyrim is shit
wrong
especially not when you mod it to add a fuckload of new spells
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>>593363
Toriel's prehensile tits
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>>593327
the game would be a romhack hidden away on a fanboy forum, noone would care
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>>593361
the frick looks nice but other than that
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http://strawpoll.me/6569780
which one hsg both female buu and namekian look really
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>>593368
really nice is what i meant to say
fuck
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>>593368
go against the grain of buu waifufaggotry and get you a motherfuckin yoshi son
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maybe it's the media itself that is terrible...
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>>593361
>>593362
>>593363
i want you to know i hate you
>>593368
do namekian
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I guess when you think about it undyne is a huge blue bitch
No.593376
undertale is less of a direct ripoff of anything and more of a composite of a bunch of epic popular quirky games
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>>593376
Yea man, Undertale Alpha totally makes sense.
No.593378
wait no it was undertale prime, not alpha
No.593379
early homestuck: i love every character
current homestuck: i hate almost every character
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>>593379
maybe you just grew up :^)
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>>593382
>girl frisk
eh
>Sans/Frisk
>ectodick
it's shit
No.593384
i was reading some old threads, and if grant is sans
who's papyrus?
No.593385
andrew "tried to send people cease and desists for selling merchandise ancient astrological signs paired with troll colors, then used daedric font copyrighted to bethesda in his monetized webcomic" f. hussie
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>>593385
don't forget the iron man suit
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what are some epic apps for my new ipod
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I bet Hussie never got permission for these posters!
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>>593388
tinder
snapchat
Dice Bag
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>>593388
Smash Road: Wanted
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>>593393
i dont get this meme
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>>593395
i dont need a smart phone
i need an ipod to watch videos in bed + listen to epic podcasts while not at computer
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>>593394
i think he's referring to pom's unwavering worship of all things apple
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>>593397
get a tablet then that's a hell of a lot better, especially for your purposes
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>>593397
>not sleeping with your laptop
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>>593399
>>593400
yes im going to lug a tablet in my pocket for when im not at my computer and want to listen to shit
brilliant
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>>593403
no, carry a purse
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although pom's devotion to apple didn't seem to stem from any real respect for apple products, but rather fear of other operating machines, seeing them as some kind of eldritch enigmas that would drive him insane to even look at
apple was his single island of safety in a dark and scary personal computer sea
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>>593403
how big do you think tablets are grant
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>>593409
how big do you think pockets are, ben
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>>593410
big enough to hold a tablet
every pair of pants i own can hold my tablet fine
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>>593411
are these your pants
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>ben decides to end it all and leaps from a bridge
>gigantic pockets catch air and inflate like balloons
>he glides down safely, sobbing
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>>593415
i don't think i've ever seriously considered suicide
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>>593412
can you repeat the question
No.593418
i wanted to make a badass walkaround / platformer mix in stencyl, vaguely based around tulpas and le wonderland
had it all planned out. beautiful sprite graphics in my head.... it would be so easy
then i remembered i can't sprite people for shit and mindvision is infinitely op. FUGG
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>>593416
Not good at taking hints, are ya
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>>593420
not green and purple enough
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>>593416
well thats good
it was just a framework for a giant pocket joke
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>>593420
>weird butt chin
>manlet
>not freeza race
The verdict is in and it's shit
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>>593416
>ben is more sane than me
oh jeez...
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>>593420
you can change skin and eyecolor to be anything
i had a dark red blue eyed namekian
not canon,but cool....
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>>593424
>manlet
nigger i literally picked the biggest option
>>593427
skin tones like that on things that aren't frieza or majin bothers me too much
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>>593426
no one here was doubting that
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>>593428
>nigger i literally picked the biggest option
He's proportioned like a manlet
He looks stocky af
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>>593428
>nigger i literally picked the biggest option
so is piccolo like a super giant or something
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6'5 is literally manlet territory im sorry
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>>593420
hold on why would you need a custom piccolo in a dragonball game
also why the fuck no purple you retard
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>>593434
dragonball xenoverse you make your own characters
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xenoverse also really looks like shit in screenshots
they dont really give you graphics options on pc
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>>593434
you really are a nigger
i'd like to drive a sharply-faceted stake made of frozen brine through one of your eyes
No.593438
dragonball is kind of subpar anyway
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>>593438
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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>>593430
>>593432
>>593435
your namekian looks nice actually
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>>593443
He still screams short
Trunks just looks tiny next to him
His arms are so short-- they're barely his shoulder width
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>>593443
this just makes trunks look like a tiny doll
sorry you're a manlet
No.593447
that's it
i'm changing my name to pussyfart
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>>593447
why not just be queeflord
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>>593447
because you're a smelly cunt? lmao!!!
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>>593443
you fucked up the proportions my man
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>>593447
that's it
i'm filtering you again
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>>593451
fuck damn it not again
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No.593455
ok so ive written 'death by scat' satire porn
i want to make the ultimate offensive
thinking a guy cutting off a chick's leg and sticking his dick in the meat or a girl cutting odd a leg and using it as a dildo. midget leg?
maybe nepeta pattaching a horse leg to deadquis and 'riding' him
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>>593456
don't make me post the toucan
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>>593454
why did he do this
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>>593454
what did he mean by this
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>>593460
was there another reason?
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do what is epic is the whole of the law
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
is it ironic for a horsefucker to post this
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what was hitler's favorite pony
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i bet hitler was one of those people who told you undertale was best when you went in blind and then got all snobby about you not playing it right when you didn't take the genocide route
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the only body mod i really want is an actual functioning third eye on my forehead
that functions in the actual third eye sense
No.593473
>Andrew Hussie, Adolf Hitler, AH
>both killed a lot of people.
>both wrote something that was basically the story of them killing a lot of people. (Homestuck, Mein Kampf)
coincidence?
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mein kampf is epic... though........
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>no cute dunmer gf to spit on you and get you fucked up on sujamma and then ravage you
help
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>>593476
it would't be the same
it has to be in the back of some rundown dark elf dive bar
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>>593472
>not wanting to be a living spaceship
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>>593477
practice viusalization
or just do lucid dreaming lmao
i tried but i couldnt be bothered to do the wake up 3 hours after you go to bed and stay up for 10 minutes
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>>593478
>can't masturbate
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>>593481
I'm fairly sure you can fit a hand and penis along with a brain in the central control uinit
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>>593479
dude
i don't want a tulpa for sex
if anything i'd want a tulpa to help with my various epic pursuits and motivation
i'm just trying to come to terms w/ the fact i'll have a living, breathing epic dunmer gf
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>>593478
if we're going that far i'd rather be something like ramiel
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>>593484
same tbh
why would i want to ruin my epic platonic with sex.....
when vivian works out i've been considering making some sort of trickster muse
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>>593484
>>593486
>not making multiple tulpas
it's like you want to be lonely faggots without a bunch of friends nobody else can see
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my tulpa is my future self
the extended present self
your lord
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>>593488
>not replacing the entire world with an elaborate tulpa reskin
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unless you're christian or have someone retarded enough to care about your deepdarkfantasy ot's impossible to have a relationship as close as you would with a tulpa
IDE/THEORY: is god a tulpa for normies?
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>>593493
their god would be closer to an egregore
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>>593492
>you could make your boss look like sidorovich
>make filing papers or some shit look like stalking the Zone
>make that asshole in the break room a bloodsucker and whatever comeback you give him a shotgun
>make your apartment building look like the cordon village and your friend's place like the army warehouses
>make those hours spent arguing with faggots on hsg look like talking with other stalkers around a fire
time to make a cheeki breeki tulpa...
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>giving yourself schizophrenia to fulfill fantasies
Just erp and write smut
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>>593473
now I ask you this hsg
if you could have stopped hitler wouldn't you have done it?
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>>593497
I would have stopped him from invading the Soviet Union when he did and made sure he beat Britain first so he could have won the war
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>>593497
i would stop hussie
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>>593496
erp is weak you shit
i need to write more porn tho
alsomdraw a joey
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>>593497
hitler was just a puppet: if it weren't hitler, it would have been somebody else
the jewish elite would have had a leader for their party and started ww2 either way
No.593504
and so the truth comes out:
it was the jews that did the holocaust!
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>>593503
I didn't notice it at first
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>album of 300 furshit pornies
>good qualitt
>oh god damn it i have to go home......
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i do NOT want to be a libcuckian idiot, not at fucking all, nope
No.593509
the holocaust was just the zionists wiping out the bundists
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>a skinny ass deer shemale gettjng sucked off by a non-anthro lion
>the lion has a dog cock
oh my GOD
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i mean look i've written scatire but this is too much
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>>593513
When, how, and why did the goofball obsession start
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it was all a ruse
>posting all the good stuff first
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>>593498
then he would eradicate all niggers including you and make hsg great again
No.593518
i'm bored, fams
anybody got an art request?
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>>593518
me, killing weeaboo peridot
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>>593518
joey dressed as waluigi
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>>593518
anything but scat
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>>593517
Actually he was allied to the Italians kek
>>593518
MAYAN MARYAM
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>>593526
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>593518
K'ICHE KANAYA
JAGUARPELT JADEBLOOD
No.593530
*trips and spills the gay*
Oh no anon! Watch out!
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cletus still thinks he's white jej
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>>593529
>>593531
Yes I thought up more epic alliterations
>>593532
It's not about what I think it's about genetics
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>>593535
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>593535
>>593536
i gave up the shtick what more do you want from me
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>>593538
>i gave up the shtick
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>>593538
you can't deny what's inside
and deep inside you
is a lot of poopy
No.593541
You would think he'd get desensitized to it
But he literally keeps getting just as triggered which is why we keep doing it
Does wes realize this? No
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>>593541
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
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>>593541
you aren't part of we
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>>593541
shut the fuck up cletus
No.593546
libby cuck never failed me
yet
never failed me yet
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>>593539
>>593540
>>593541
stop it
i wanted to stop shitposting with her but you fuckers keep killing me everytime
give me peace
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>>593547
the poopy is with you
forever
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No.593552
DAILY REMINDER
CANON
THIS ISN'T A FANJOKE
CANON
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>>593524
i tried "not scat" but unfortunately all i was physically able to draw was world famous scat singer nat king cole
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>>593553
>not scatman
Jokes aren't your forte
Nice pic tho
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>>593548
>>593549
>>593550
>>593552
stop it
this is your last warning i won't let her and i be attacked like this
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>>593552
were you even here when that became canon
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>>593556
I was here on /homosuck/ when Zwid was still a mod and swellguy and eri still came here
On cuckchan I was underage and I just beat off to ever word prab said
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im so bored
please god kill me
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>>593554
scatman's mustache offends me
also nat cole was handsome as heck
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>>593553
i never in my life thought i would see a picture of nat king cole saying hello to hsg
but i'm damn glad i saw it
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>>593557
>On cuckchan I was underage and I just beat off to ever word prab said
oh man are you "I agree with that anon's sentiment"
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>>593559
turn on flags/ids/wordfilters
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>>593560
Yeah but was nat king cole a quasi YTP characer
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>>593562
that was with doodleanon
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oh, better idea: ban wesley lol
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>>593566
yea but there was a guy who said it in hsg and then there was the guy who repeated it to doodle
No.593573
how do we _get rid of_ wesley
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>>593570
>>593571
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S IT
NO MORE
N O M O R E
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No.593581
>scene of jasper kicking down a door
>"Peridot, there you are! Quick, get out of that white device and come with me so we can escape this miserable planet!"
>camera swivels around
>jasper's talking to a toilet
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Five! Five poopydots! Ahahaha!
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>>593593
I still don't get what's on her shirt
No.593597
oh god there's diarrhea everywhere
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>>593596
Grounded 4 till cock
No.593600
time to add some quality to this thread
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>>593595
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
wiw
No.593602
shame on a nigga who jerk it to square tiddies
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>>593602
but triangle tiddies are perfectly acceptable
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>>593604
hey those are pyramid tiddies
cube tiddies are worse though, yes
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how do we undo the damage peri has done to wesley's life
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>>593565
ytp?
youtube poop?
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>>593598
this ban was......
Justified
No.593614
one of these days grant, you're gonna get what's coming to you
No.593615
so 30 images is the spam cut-off limit
No.593616
i want a full list of skypenigs, stat
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>>593615
thats just when i tabbed back in
dont think about it too deep
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>>593619
dont do this, welsey
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>>593619
wesley you fuckin traitor
thanks
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>>593620
>>593621
>>593619
don't be mad, now you can die together >:)
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>>593619
>mfw you have NO POWER over me
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>>593622
i was recovering intelligence for the purge you snail sucking dumbass
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>>593619
look at all these bad posters and random people who might be bad posters
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>>593624
a likely story.
now die!
No.593627
*crushes glass in trembling hand*
skypenigs............
No.593628
wesley's soul is as dark as his skin
No.593629
its funny when you think about it
every single problem this board has had was made worse by wesley.....
No.593630
can't say i'm surprised that cletus isn't a skypenig
he behaves like one, but he's so annoying that the others don't want him
it's like a dog who's never actually smelled himself but all the other dogs can smell his stanky carcass just fine
except they can't smell themselves either
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>>593619
I'm the one that says "Spacebar"
No.593633
its been so long since ive eaten real food this chicken soup made me sick
thats epic
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>>593633
what kind of chicken soup
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>>593634
soup made from chicken, broth, and vegetables
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finally........
the poop has found the buttcrack
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>>593635
there's lots of chicken soups tho
there's an italian lemon chicken soup my dad makes that's epic, epic for the win
but then there's gay pleb shit like chicken noodle
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>>593640
>>593641
idk its chicken and carrot and potato and some floating little green bits
my mom made it because we had vegetables laying around that wouldnt have been used otherwise
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>>593639
isn't this guy banned from all magic events or something
the buttcrack epidemic should not be censored
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>>593646
hes like the dubs guy but instead of repeating digits its fat mens ass cracks at shitty card game events
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>>593618
maybe, idk
i don't know how his scat skills compare to other scatters
i'm not well versed in scat singer lore
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>>593646
>>593644
He got unbanned a while ago.
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>>593653
he probably had buttcrack blackmail on some wizard execs
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>>593654
No I think wotc realized it was bad pr.
Though they recently just banned a whole bunch of judges and effectively killed modern so...
No.593656
ben's buttcrack being leaked
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i'm glad pepe has returned to his grave
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No.593663
>tfw you suddenly realize you only really have one friend you feel comfortable discussing your detailed headcanons about your tabletop rpg character's big penis problems
what the fuck, why are all my other friends this reticent about sex? when did it happen that perverts were outnumbered by prudes in my friend group? like obviously it's fine to not like talking about sex but I'm kind of disconcerted
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>>593663
i'm your new friend, now
nig me up!
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>>593663
does he have big penis problems because he's a nigger
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ive always wanted to put myself in blackface tbqh
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>>593664
when my Pathfinder character buys codpieces he has to get the ridiculous huge padded ones and then remove the padding because they don't carry normal ones in his size
>>593665
he's a half-orc, he has skin that's like. taupe? that vaguely brown vaguely grey color
anyway that's not related to his huge dick he just has good genes
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>>593669
haha he is a nigger
No.593671
orcs in most fantasy are different and i can respect that
but there is no way you can convince me the orcs from lord of the rings don't have cloacas
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>>593671
do you believe also that elves in lotr have cloacas?
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>>593662
no prob lol, doodles r fun
No.593674
i dont even find nigposting humorous but i had the shot and i took it
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>>593669
couldn't he commission a bigger one? or is the dm that rigid
player a character like that might be hard
if you can't level with your dm you might be boned
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>>593672
i don't remember a lot about the elves
do they not mate?
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>>593676
they seem to, yeah
but like we never get into the nitty gritty, maybe they push elf eggs
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>>593670
there are, like. six or seven races in the normal American racial categorization system. all of them except white people have at least some members who are darker than tan and none of them are greyish when healthy. no living hominids have a brow ridge as prominent as his or as sloping a forehead, or tusks, or pointed ears. he doesn't particularly look like any Earth ethnic group, is what I'm getting at here
>>593675
this is not mechanically critical, it's just a lewd little headcanon. he could presumably commission codpieces but I think he would reject getting your clothes made bespoke as being bougie nonsense. obviously he customizes them himself but that's DIY and therefore not bougie
No.593683
weren't orcs supposed to be corrupted mutant elves in lotr
before the movie made them come out of ground vagina bags i mean
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>>593683
that was the uruk-hai jackass
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>>593680
is that a fantroll?
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>>593687
uruk-hai are just elite orcs
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>>593687
oh i see i didnt realize it was the urugghdfhbshdb hmm very interesting good to know
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so i'm reading around on /tulpa/ and i'm actually kind of considering it
is this a bad idea hsg?
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>>593694
if you want to induce mental illness, go for it
No.593696
murder the 8chan userbase
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>>593696
Let the pedophiles live so that I too may live
No.593702
you can't fuck my daughteru
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>>593619
>Nepetanyan
no...not you too, nepetanon...
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>>593703
i have never ever ever seen that person talk
No.593705
people who equate cute with sexy need, let me emphasize NEED, to be erased from this world in holy fire
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>>593705
agreed, there is a distinct difference between cute and sexy, and there are many variations and combinations of the two
No.593707
i like fucking things i don't know
is there a term for this
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>>593707
yes there is, it is called a bad post
No.593709
haven't spewed the filth for a week now. pressure builds
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No.593711
anyone who looks at something like nepeta and thinks "she's so cute!" and then their brain instantly goes to "i want to fuck her!" needs to die, in order to protect the world from their mental disorder
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>>593711
what if they think "she's so hot!"
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>>593711
what if you just have a green fetish
id fuck this front lawn if it wasn't illegal
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>>593709
Did you recently start Mogeko Castle or?
No.593715
does anyone have a throw-away youtube account i can use?
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>>593715
isnt having thousands of youtube accounts a sign of being gay
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>>593715
why the fuck
also if you take the url and put boo in front of it so its booyoutube it should get around needing to be signed in
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>>593714
not recently.
oh and fuck off
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No.593721
why is it so hard to find reference of a buff dude in a shirt tied into a crop top with a knot in front
I'd do it myself but I don't have pecs, and the only reason I need this is that I can't figure out how to show pecs through the fabric
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>>593719
why are you still on the first floor
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>>593723
why are you assuming my progress through the "game" off some arbitrary screengrab
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>>593724
why do you have so little screencaps of the "game"
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>>593724
why are you even posting it would be a better question
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>>593725
because his games are so shallow there is very little in any of them worth saving. i wouldn't be surprised if deep sea is like 16 or something.
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>>593704
he uses the chat only to update his shipping chart
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>>593704
i am certain that he never goes on skype ever
i'm betting that he forgot about it
No.593731
Can someone redpill me on this "summer fun eri"
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can someone redpill me on this "homestuck"
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>>593732
homosuck is shit
enjoy your autism
No.593734
can someone redpill me on this "hussie"
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>>593729
eh
>>593727
yeah they're more like stories, not games
i spent a whole hour collecting 99 of the same item in one of them
except that did jack shit throughout the game so you know
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>>593726
i don't have many epic pics on this notebook is all, just rpg maker stuff
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>>593736
i do this regularly
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>>593736
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
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No.593740
So I'm listening to the Giant Bombcast, the podcast of the Giant Bomb, and I haven't dropped them off my media radar because although they're clearly anti-GG, they're usually very quiet about it on the podcast.
But oh lord, not the December 1st episode!
They feign confusion at first as to why this is such a big deal and how no one cares about DoAX because the previous game was 'just awful', and then they begin to regurgitate the same argument without citation about how the previous game sold "so poorly". Then the doublethink goes off the fucking charts when they begin discussing how "no one was trying to block this" and "this is just a narrative by people with persecution complexes".
But they can't stop there! For initially pretending to be disinterested in the subject, they continue to prattle on for fifteen fucking minutes (starts at 1:45:00ish); downplaying the franchise as unnecessary and that "there's much worse games on J-list for people who want this", equating people who enjoy the DoAX games to perverts.
Then, despite conceding that DoAX is perhaps the only volleyball game franchise that currently exists, tossing around the term 'creepy anime girls', and saying that "gamers should demand better", this steaming load of hypocrisy is disgorged from Jeff Gerstmann's mouth:
"Look at the DoA 5 costume DLC sometime. They launched that game with two $100 packages of DLC. They keep adding more. They've added so many costumes to that game. Because people like to play dress-up with their funny polygonal little dolls! ... It's a shame, because I think that's a pretty decent fighting game. ... Yet it's like, they're focusing on all this other bullshit, when they should be focusing on making their fighting game an even better fighting game. That's the part where I get pissed."
Which is it Jeff, is there no market for playing dress-up with 'creepy anime girls'? Or is there such a big market that it's the best selling component of DOA 5?
You're pissed because DOA5 should focus more on fighting rather than costumes? Well maybe if there was a game where people could just dress up the DOA characters, you could have your fighting game and they could have their dress up game.
I wonder if they would ever consider releasing such a title in the west, considering "many issues happening in video game industry with regard to how to treat female in video game industry".
Giant Bomb's position is clear. They consider DOAX3 to be pornography, and bad pornography at that; and if people want good pornography, it's all across the internet, "there's no reason for this game".
What those chucklefucks don't want to admit is that there isn't a market of softcore titillation titles in the west, certainly not any you can buy on console or find on store shelves. And any time anything even gently approaches that category, like DOAX, or cat girl visual novels, the games press universally criticizes the game for being soft porn. You cannot say that no one was against this release when there is unflinching evidence, including goddamn videos of widely known gaming personalities, celebrating that this title won't get a western release.
They're fucking liars and they're fucking hypocrites.
Un-fucking-subbed.
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>BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
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>>593741
>gaining speed for 12 hours to jump across countless universes
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okay i'm actually really liking this whole tulpa idea
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>>593740
I skip the parts where they talk about e-drama tbh. Lots of back-patting masturbatory flippancy
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
if you want to legalize drugs then you want this to happen to thousands more children.
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>>593750
be parunga instead
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>>593749
i was gonna say "'not all drugs are even anything close to heroin"
but i do want that to happen to more children
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>>593753
cocaine meth and heroine are the big 3 hard drugs. If you want to legalize any of those then you deserve to die
No.593755
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Heroine and Crack right here
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>>593754
don't forget krokodil
tfw no ghoul gf
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>>593751
>tfgames
my internet is weird and I haven't been able to go there without a proxy in a while, how is it
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>>593756
thats kinda a subset of heroine but it still counts.
No.593759
the good sleep chihuahuas are blessing me, i think
i might get to the rest of those requests tomorrow
goodnight laddies
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>>593759
sleep tight puppers
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>>593759
sleep tight pupper
No.593762
i wrote 48 sentences on something i have almost no understanding of in 60 minutes
let's just hope my bullshitting counts for something
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>>593762
>most of the essays i've ever written
my nigga
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>>593757
ben? it's rpg maker stock backgrounds/sprites with 3d custom girl cgs
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>>593764
there's very few good things on tfgames but i have found a single "stock" rpgmaker game that was very good
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>>593763
it was 5 minutes (well, 6 minutes, because the submission site has like 5 "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SUBMIT" buttons that I didn't notice) late but I hope it'll be ok
this is the first time I've bullshitted this much in like 3-4 years
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i'm going to jack off because i'm still pretty stressed
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>>593741
saw that video yesterday
the amount of explanations.is amazing
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>>593768
I think it was The Order.
The main fetish is MC, though I think a few of the losses have TF.
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>>593771
fantrolls are degenerate
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i'd write a "fuck you" letter but that'd mean using money
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>>593775
you're a fag dude
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*starts pissing on the floor*
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love that shaking baby!
he's his own rattle now!
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>>593779
how goes being the undertale wiki admin
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>>593782
kinda boring. people like to add dumb shit into articles but that's not new at all.
also, now i have to acknowledge children who just seem to really hate five nights at freddys
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>>593783
what does that have to do with undertale at all
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>>593784
They're both popular video games.
I guess children seem to think FNAF is the MLP of Video Games.
No.593786
I'd make an anniversary image of me cumming onto that image of Nepeta, but I forgot how time progresses.
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make sure to give us a follow up on zwid'hulud in whenever that was
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>>593787
now it occurs to me that he might have meant on skype
No.593790
I drew my Pathfinder character in a doublet with slashed sleeves tied into a crop top and now I'm dead, this slutty half-orc has killed me
No.593791
i'm really glad i'm not your friend
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>>593518
Chubby naked kanaya measuring Jade's giant breasts
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>>593788
id just copy the same pics i sent to a foot fetishist once
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>>593798
i believe our lad here means "what the absolute mcwuggy"
No.593801
Actually someone draw peridot with mega man's buster cannon and mega man wearing peridot's limb enhancers
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>>593798
that's what you call a screenshot of a thumbnail in a skype conversation
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>>593802
it sure is what you just described... definitely without anything else to illicit a reaction of disgust...
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i finally decide to come here and blog and this is being fucking posted this im so tired of seing your dfudkinf dick you stupid piece of SHIT fuck,k YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>593803
sometimes i find cool randos on the internet
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like for real is your Dick even erect in those pictures what the fuck is going on
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i am so tired of being poor why wont people hire me what the hell just let me make sandwiches for you goddammit
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>>593810
wasn't erect
didn't feel like bullshitting or horny at the time
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>>593805
you're welcome nerd
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>>593816
how many undertale runs have you done
i saw you post a while ago about having to move all the files somewhere
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an eric guest post from me
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>>593817
like less than fifteen or something like that
wasn't counting
undertale sucks man
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>>593820
i'll be here all week
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>>593821
do you think you are above the consequences
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>>593822
What's the deal with games having a level cap of 99 in 2016?
Fucking STAR OCEAN in 1996 had a level cap of 255
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>>593824
>>593824
once you find out what they do that's all they ever are
No.593830
it's 1980 can't you afford a fuckin haircut
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>>593827
dunno
they suck though
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zwid i may or may not write fanfiction about your playthroughs
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>>593833
welcome to the pig pen
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>>593793
oh god
oh man
oh god
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>>593837
aint that the horse dude from the anime with goku as the villain
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>>593793
so how big is that shitdick anyways
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>>593839
it's real similar to something i was already going to write, i'll just use your specific save files for reference points
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>>593840
idk how to measure my dick
erect meme dick is like 5 inches
normal is like 2 inches idk
No.593844
i hate all of you
so much
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>>593844
i love you too grant
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>>593848
go jack off to ricotta you greasy pizza tossing fuck
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I continue to be the best poster ever
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>>593850
[hundred points emoji]
No.593856
zwid your dick legitimately scares me
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>>593856
happy halloween broe
*throws coins at you*
No.593858
the worst meme is "buy lean meat," why do people hate themselves that much, sure it doesn't cook down as much but it also doesn't taste like anything
No.593859
so now that infinity next is, yknow...
how bout letting us add banners again?
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>>593859
lol
they're still trying to salvage next
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>>593793
Nepeta likes cocks bigger than her's tho
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>>593861
they have to get their monies worth :)
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>>593863
my statement still stands
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>>593867
That's not right.
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>>593867
you should give your next halfork halfnig a barking dick
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>>593873
why would I do that when I could just give him a hungry butthole
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the best genre is "boy with possessed anus meets boy with possessed penis, you'll never guess what happens next"
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>>593877
i read a doujin where a guy was possessed by an ancient egyptian spirit that made him fight things with his butt
he ended up just getting raped every time every time he tried to save people
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>>593878
I'm Zwid. I want to fuck Nepeta and I get boners from posting my dick to HSG, that's my schtick. Also 2hus?
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>>593880
is the marshmallow melting because of the heat from her dong
No.593884
remove people who say 2hu
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>>593882
no no zwids schtick is being a pedophile loser with a gross dick
No.593886
i wonder if theres a way to add moon phase to the date/time on posts
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>>593882
I just want to be myself and fuck the Nepeta aesthetic.
No.593888
au where derse is called antispit
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au where homestuck ended in 2013
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>>593886
I'm sure you could make a script to just look at the timestamp and then reference a chart.
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>>593885
[ok hand sign] [laughing emoji]
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>>593883
no it's the butt heat
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>>593891
dont reply to me.
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how do we get zwid and wesley to destroy each other
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>>593897
a peridot version of that pic of zwid's donger
No.593901
slowly lower nep and peri into a pool of acid while making zwid and wes watch
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I hate so many of you guys right now
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grant already used that one
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there are YouTubers who make a fucking living recording themselves hitting bongs, how the fuck do I get into that market
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>>593909
be an unlikable asshole
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>>593910
he already got that covered, famurai
No.593912
let this play on loop and lol with me
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