No.593917
wipe your ass that's disgusting
No.593919
No.593921
Edit it so she's shitting the underwear.
No.593922
I just realized that I'll probably never have a threesome, I lost my chance
No.593923
>>593922
you're lucky if you get a twosome
No.593924
I should probably take a shower
No.593925
>>593922
You're lucky if you can successfully masturbate.
No.593926
i havvent seen eripostin in a long time
wwhat givves you people are pathetic
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>>593922
you'll never get a threesome with that horseshit attitude
me? i think i'll stick to my onesomes.
No.593929
peributt more like poopybutt
No.593930
>>593923
>>593925
both of these things are literally true lmao, luv bein a tranny
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No.593932
one day i will be a better trans than saltlick
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>>593933
will you tell me how pretty i am???
No.593935
is there an episode where pam and jim kill their kid
No.593936
>>593934
I'll tell you how painfully average you are
No.593937
>>593936
this, coming from you...
how dare you
No.593940
No.593941
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>593940
you kinda look like the girl from chvrches, I dunno. the thing about being average is that if your personality's any good people will think you're hotter than you are
No.593942
>>593941
i guess that's close enough to ellen page. i'm pretty good at convincing certain weak-willed people i'm a lot more than I actually am.
No.593943
the office really devolved into most of the show being about workplace relationships, didn't it?
No.593944
>>593942
that's the creepy way to put it, but sure
No.593945
>>593944
is it the creepy way to put it? or the real way to put it?
(it's both! lmao)
No.593946
>HSG will never work in an office together
Who would be office secretary
No.593947
>HSG will never work at an office together
Who would be the office secretary
No.593948
oh!!! can i be the secretary???
No.593949
>>593945
it's not a failure of will to do something that benefits both parties, it's just a happy coincidence
do you really think people finding your personality appealing is you exerting control over them? you're giving them something they like and they're giving you something you like in return, where does the power imbalance come in
No.593950
>>593946
the biggest slut in HSG
No.593951
>>593950
I'm really bad at taking notes though
No.593952
>>593948
do you even know how to use a phone
No.593953
>>593949
my personality is a commodity
you make a good point though. i do dish out a lot of validation.
No.593954
tbh relationships aren't zero sum, I don't know why people insist on competitive analyses of social behaviors that are clearly cooperative
No.593955
>>593952
i could figure it out
i think
who would be HR
No.593956
I'm Dwight Schrute. I look like him and I am also a slimy toady
No.593957
>>593954
you don't know too much about mouthpic harvesting, do you?
No.593958
>>593957
tell me more about how a social convention you made up based on competitive social analyses proves that competitive social analyses are well founded
No.593959
>>593954
your relationships are zero cum lol
No.593960
>>593958
>>593958
for starter's... it's epic...
i suppose i'm improving their photography skills
No.593961
explaining you guys to my sjw friends is endlessly entertaining
No.593962
>>593961
explain me to your sjw friends
tell them i told you to tell them that they're niggers
No.593963
>>593962
you're one of the details that I leave vague, usually. I don't know how to explain why the person in HSG who's friendliest to me is obsessed with deformed children and collecting mouthpics and trying to get me to say the N-word
No.593964
>>593963
the first one is because he's weird and the second is because you're weird
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>>593962
you're a fucking nutcase where would he begin
No.593967
>>593961
explain this
*grabs dick*
No.593968
saltlick takes more offense to nigger than the one black guy here
think about that
No.593969
>>593946
iw ould be the good natured yes man who ends up trying to burn down the building but messes it up somehow
No.593970
>that tfw when you know you should report HSG to the sjthorities but you can't betray the lads like that
>when tfw that the sjthorities find out you've been harboring thought criminals and you have to le hand in your le badge
>the when feel you become a guerilla vigilante protecting edgelords everywhere and starting the underground railroad for curmudgeons
No.593971
>>593968
wouldn't it be kind of racist if my political convictions fluctuated in lockstep to the opinions of whoever the closest black person happens to be? kind of patronizing, maybe?
No.593972
>>593971
you're already patronizing
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>>593971
it would. i would call it honorable, if it wasn't an epic e-activism.
No.593974
>>593972
yeah, but all the bleach in the world isn't gonna lift the stain of condescension from my personality. I have a choice about whether I flip flop wildly so as to never appear to disagree with a black person. did XLR even express an opinion beyond not wanting to be there while we were arguing about this
No.593975
i can't get over my new mouthpic girl
i'm so excited to harvest
2016 will be a great year for the mouthpic.
No.593976
>>593974
you probably make him uncomfortable with this shit lmao
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No.593979
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm literally embedding songs I wanna listen to because I'm on my phone and otherwise I can't shitpost and listen at the same time
>>593976
do you care?
No.593980
>>593979
making people uncomfortable because of their skin color isn't actually the kind of discomfort i go for, no.
No.593981
>>593980
which is I guess why you say the N-word so much?
No.593982
i like to make cletus uncomfortable because of his skin color
No.593984
>>593981
absolutely, saltlick, my nubile nigger
No.593985
honestly why white-knight XLR, who literally wasn't involved in the conversation in question
if XLR wanted me to do something different he would presumably tell me
he's done it before about other things
why are we acting like XLR is a helpless child wounded by my belief that white people who say the N-word are contemptible
someone who isn't me in this situation is treating CLR like he can't handle the Internet unsupervised
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>>593987
why, am I starting to embarrass you
it's chill when you try to play sjw with me, but me playing sjw with you is totes unchill
you can't really take what you dish out in most areas of your life, can you
No.593990
>>593988
i liked her if you're wondering
the only thing i can do now is hope
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>>593989
i love how you get bitchy about everything
No.593992
>>593989
this lad
is mad
(you're being a lot more embarrass than me too lmao)
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>>593991
me too, it keeps the cognitive dissonance down to a dull roar
>>593992
what's embarrassing about winning an argument
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>>593995
>what's embarrassing about winning an argument
are you for fucking real right now
No.593997
>>593995
i really don't have it in me to out-sjw you
mostly because i acknowledge racism as something everybody possesses, something that can be healthy in the right amounts
sjw idealism is ridiculous hunty
No.593998
>>593995
>what's embarrassing about winning an argument
No.593999
let me just
>if XLR wanted me to do something different he would presumably tell me
>if XLR wanted me to do something different he would presumably tell me
>if XLR wanted me to do something different he would presumably tell me
>the black man will tell me how to talk around him if any adjustments need to be made
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>>593996
yes, and no. making someone not want to keep arguing anymore is as close as you get to winning an Internet fight, but I'm also being just a little cheeky, if you hadn't noticed
>>593997
I certainly agree with you about the first point
No.594001
>>594000
>making someone not want to keep arguing anymore is as close as you get to winning an Internet fight,
No.594002
>>593999
when did I say I'd do what he asked?
the point is, he hasn't. don't speak for XLR
No.594003
>>594002
>don't speak for XLR
oh my god
how can you be this dumb while being that verbose
No.594004
>>594003
like what would you have me do here? what could I possibly do to make amends for the great sin I've committed? oh no, I was on one side of a fight that made a black guy uncomfortable. now I guess I have to lick your boots in penance? this is the definition of white-knighting
No.594005
guys I'm hopping mad at Saltlick on XLR's behalf despite not actually knowing or giving any sign of caring what XLR thinks about the situation
No.594006
No.594007
*tells the DUMB NIGGERS what they should be offended by*
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>>594004
get a load of this lad
please see >>594007
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No.594010
*tells the DUMB HONKIES that it's fucking embarrassing when they use the N-word*
*never says a damn thing to or about how any black person should feel about it*
No.594011
>>594010
saltlick... you're being a nigger...
No.594012
>>594009
maybe its related to me eating a lot of chicken soup with actual chicken and vegetables in it when not eating since thursday (not counting gogurt and danimals and ice cream)
No.594013
>>594010
why is it embarrassing
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>>594013
because breaking taboos for shock value is edgelord behavior?
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No.594017
its not even the fun dizzy like when i felt like i was on a boat, its just the slightest movement seeming like im flinging myself in that direction
No.594018
>>594017
you don't think that's fun?
No.594019
if this wasn't an us-versus-them thing where you were the cool tough guys who're chill about the n-word and everyone else was sensitive pussies, you wouldn't be flipping shit because I won't say your shibboleth
which, let's be clear, is literally how this starts. I say N-word instead of the word, someone tries to make fun of me for it, and I mock them back, which makes me an asshole and a big meanie racist
No.594020
>>594019
it makes you look like a nigger's cuckold
No.594021
>>594019
what do you think will happen if you say it
No.594022
>>594018
not really
it impedes my ability to move and play games
No.594023
>>594019
see, you've been here long enough to realize you're not going to convince us we're terrible people for saying nigger
so why are you even bothering
No.594024
>>594021
I'll lose self-respect. sure, in this context any effects on other people would be a drop in an ocean, but there's an opportunity cost to me- any time I spend saying the N-word is time I could be spending doing things that aren't fucking contemptible
>>594023
being right is the only fun I have in HSG anymore
No.594025
>>594024
you're being contemptible right now
No.594026
>>594024
>being right is the only fun I have in HSG anymore
You must not have a lot of fun then.
No.594027
xlr is my nigga but not my nigger
No.594029
Peributt in tight leatherpants!
No.594030
>>594027
that's not how you spell "bitch"
No.594032
who here has played Umineko? I haven't, just sat in on a couple sessions in my friends' playthrough. anyway, at one point the second detective, who's an asshole, torments a character by using a flawed argument to suggest she was sleeping with her father-in-law. the reason it worked is that the character was honor-bound not to tell the truth, which is that the father-in-law is dead.
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>>594034
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
No.594037
>>594036
I love this slut! It's Joey!
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>>594032
the reason it worked is that that level of reasoning is possible for erika furude
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No.594041
>4/co/ homestuck thread
>karkat did nothing wrong
do these guys even read the comic
No.594042
No.594043
I want to smooch Joey! On the lips!
No.594044
i want to live long enough to hear a president say "those meme-loving fucks in congress"
No.594045
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this meme!
No.594046
Saltlick, stop being a narcissistic, obsessive, social justice warrior faggot.
not even sure if he's still around by now, i just skipped down from halfway down the thread.
either way, this sort of thing needs to be said regularly. like shut the fuck up cletus but less jaded and more annoyed.
No.594047
>not just filtering the ugly, boring, asshole
costanza.jpg
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>>594046
>narcissistic
that's an interesting characterization of me. I'm inclined to disagree
>obsessive, social justice warrior faggot
I don't intend to stop being any of those things, sorry
anyway I'm really nonplussed that so many people in HSG want me to handle them with kid gloves
No.594050
>>594049
>>594049
nonplussed as in confused, or nonplussed as in unimpressed
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>>594050
both of those things, I don't understand and I disapprove
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>>594051
>fucking with your child right there
wow, john
No.594056
>>594054
eeeeey, wanna send me a hawt plussypic?
No.594059
>>594058
>it's not actually just some homoshit's kid
>just a manlet who likes homestuck
>right at the level of all those sweet cosplay tatas
No.594060
new year's resolution: no more villain monologues, they're tacky
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No.594062
can you tell me which one of these gerbils is a girl?
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>>594057
she looks off model
No.594065
>>594062
left
just look at her eyes and the hourglass figure
No.594066
>>594062
>>594061
i meant the john, cockass
No.594067
>>594066
no, the john is a girl
the g-force post is unrelated, i was just weirded out about disney making a "sexy" cgi gerbil
No.594068
>>594067
i mean, yeah, the rose is a girl, but the john is also a girl.
No.594069
okay, obviously i'm struggling today. i'm gonna stop posting until after i get food inside me.
No.594070
>>594067
as for the hourglass hamster, i think it's been painfully obvious for a long time that disney hires a lot of furries
No.594072
>tfw the jazz gets too funky even for a 3 year bass student
>marvel at some of the crazy theory-based shit some guys can come up with on the spot
>as in complete flow-of-thought improv with insane theory manipulation
>tfw i will never be truly satisfied with my playing, even if i get to that point
No.594073
where are all the good girls? so much trash around.
No.594074
>>594072
>the feel
I played in my church's jazz ensemble in high school and, at the time, could play a semi-interesting (i.e., more than roots and fifths) bassline on the spot, but I don't practice enough to keep my skills. I never got good at bass solos- I didn't know my fingerboard well enough- but I can scat a fair vocal solo. real jazz bassists are fucking intimidating, man
No.594075
>>594074
>real jazz bassists are fucking intimidating man
you're tellin me. fucking inspiring too.
what i have the most trouble with is remembering the structure of each arpeggio in the form. when it has all the switches in a basic 12 bar jazz-blues, i can't quite keeping track of that stuff in real time. like, i was stumbling around trying to find the 5-of-2 in a new key, it took me so long i thought my teacher was going to pop a blood vessel.
No.594076
I tried to write a program to generate "easy" basslines- do you know how hard it is to operationalize ease of play? it is probably possible to write a program that matches an individual's playing strengths closely, but generating basslines that are "easy" for people in general is an intractable problem. I stalled out early on when I tried to write a function that would evaluate note/fingering transitions to a "distance"/difficulty estimate and gave myself a headache
No.594077
I mean, if you restrict yourself to very basic basslines, i.e. that stay in the first few positions, you could do it, but I wanted to generate basslines that would move up and down the fretboard and sound somewhat interesting, and trying to restrict that to the "easy" ones is... a much harder problem
No.594078
okay, i've eaten and am ready 2 shitpost
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No.594081
They butchered the deep ones here, breathing in the rich stink of their enchanted flesh.
No.594082
2peakiing of enchanted fle2h
*grab2 diick2*
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>>593946
A TSUNAMI IS COMING
No.594085
i've got a story for you bastards
>I had a super-edgy emo gf in late middle school/early highschool
>i was an emo-ish shithead too at the time, it was the phase
>this was way back before i even knew what homestuck was
>saw it on her fagbook page but never really bothered asking about it
>edgy-emo bullshit talking and stuff
>says some shit about 'special stardust' and 'miracles dripping from veins' or something
>made no sense at the time but i thought it was dark or creative or some such faggotry
>years later, reading through hamsteak for the first time
>get to the part on the meteor when gamzee goes nuts and gives karkat that whole dark carnival speech
>some of the phrases sound really familiar
>mfw my gf quoted sober gamzee during edgytalk
>mfw she used it in a serious manner
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>>594072
>>594085
who are you freakin quot
No.594089
>>594088
>he doesn't know what a greentext story is
No.594091
>>594089
shut the fuck up cletus
No.594092
>>594090
well then the both of you. and i'm a bit disappointed in hsg
No.594093
>>594092
who the fuck are you?
No.594094
>>594034
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.594095
Oh the libcuckful night
And
The numale days
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>>594040
i can't believe no one commented on this masterpiece
No.594099
>>594098
it's really good, I couldn't come up with anything funny to say in response though
hey artist who did this gif, nice work
No.594100
>>594098
Hoooooly shit I didn't know it was a gif hahaha
No.594102
>>594101
this is false advertising
No.594103
monetize this garbage. hsg youtube channel/lp group
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>>594111
does that cat have 4 eyes
No.594114
tfw things that are in theory bad happen but in the moment you're super calm about it, and you don't know when or if you're going to start being upset
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>>594115
only sluts divulge the shape of their genitalia
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No.594119
I want to buzz my hair but it's really cold and what if it never grows back or it grows back curly
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No.594122
how do we get rid of zwids penis
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>>594122
speak of the devil and the devil may come
or something like that
No.594125
>>594119
>or it grows back curly
Then you'll be slightly more handsome like me
Go for it
No.594126
>>594119
my dude
i want to get my hair super short but i have no idea what that would look like
also
>want the jean reno look
>tfw i have a straight hairline
kill me
No.594127
we could set up a hsg stream with block schedule, like how LRR has it (pic related)
we have enough people
just think of all the epic in-jokes people would watch us to pretend they understand! shai'hulud bros xD!
No.594128
a camera focused on me, asleep
No.594129
>>594127
Why
There's nothing more fucking boring than watching people play video games and try to comment on it while playing
The only good vidya streams are Melee tourneys
No.594130
>>594127
I'de be the guy that play games like at 4 AM and never says a word.
No.594131
>>594129
they make a fuckload of money off of it though
i watched their mtg prerelease stream last night, and they had at least 50 people subscribe at $4.99 a pop, and plenty of those people had been subscribing from 12-30 months in succession
and so it's time to monetize the epic lovable personalities of hsg!
No.594133
>>594132
someone edit the middle face to be zwid's dong
No.594134
hsg would probably be really successful lpers
i mean all pewdiepie does is be retarded and annoying and he makes loadse money, and we're experts at that
No.594135
>>594134
>>594131
Fucking sellouts
No.594136
hey saltlick look at that nigger!
No.594137
now i really want to watch Leon the Professional, how do you all feel about me or someone else streaming it later?
No.594138
>>594135
the nice thing about being a sellout is you're wealthy
No.594139
>>594137
hmph. do what you must. just don't get in my way...
No.594140
i remember when hsg had streams often
there was this one person who streamed the whole of the pokemon series
No.594141
look this niggergraph
every time i do it makes me laugh
No.594142
>>594133
that's a real good idea
do you have a pic of it
No.594143
>have to find some asshole for the dawnguard
>he's in "a radiant location"
What the actual fuck kind of bullshit is this
No.594145
>>594129
at least there are things to comment on in actual video games
theres no entertainment value in just watching people play casual shit like that except for the fact that theyre actually being competitive about it
its like sitting in on a professional paper football game
No.594146
Sonic 3 and Knuckles was epic
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>>594126
Why do you want to look like a bearded old guy with a receding hairline?
I know I can pull off the skinhead look because of my killer jawline and youthful features but it's not for everyone
No.594148
>>594145
>theres no entertainment value in just watching people play casual shit like that except for the fact that theyre actually being competitive about it
>its like sitting in on a professional paper football game
Nigger git fucking gud
Don't even try to tell me this isn't the hypest shit the fuck outta here
No.594149
I've never done cocaine but do you ever get to the point after an all-nighter where you could really do with snorting a fat rail
No.594150
>>594148
chill out spazzo, you're shitting up melee's already shitty rep
No.594151
>>594147
i just like the look. no idea why, but it's honestly the best i can think of
better than hussie is doing too
No.594152
>>594149
i honestly considered snorting a bunch of crushed up peppermint about a month ago.
i was eating one and it had sort of crumbled in the wrapping, so when i opened it it got all over my desk. my first instinct, before 'clean it up' even got close, was to yank that shit right up my nose i didn't though
No.594153
>>594151
Iunno I just don't see myself smooching a guy who looks like that
It looks like it's easy to maintain I guess
No.594154
>>594149
the only time i pulled an all nighter was to procrastinate
i'm never doing that again
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>>594148
cletus please no one cares about how fast an autist can spam fox moves
No.594156
also that's not even that fast, that's like what, 3-4 button presses a second?
No.594157
>>594156
there's more to it than mashing buttons fam
No.594158
>>594157
yea but if you're trying to promote "Look at how fast melee is!!" don't just show some relatively normal button presses.
No.594159
>>594156
>>594158
I guarantee it would take you at least a year of steady practice to get that good
Wavedashing alone is hard af to do at first
No.594160
how do we exterm the meleecucks
No.594161
>>594159
>Wavedashing alone is hard af to do at first
my man, it really isn't
it took me and my friends a couple days max when we were kids
No.594162
>>594159
Try speedrunning metroid 2
Or, for a more difficult challenges, on the 360 version of Fallout 3, max your skills and special
Without dlc, and without cheating.
No.594163
>>594159
ignore rev he's retarded
but you are too
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No.594165
videogames are hard and require skill, mom
No.594166
>>594161
>it took me and my friends a couple days max when we were kids
Yeah probably to do one short one in between 5 failed attempts
I bet you can't even ledgehog ya casul
>>594162
>Try speedrunning metroid 2
>Or, for a more difficult challenges, on the 360 version of Fallout 3, max your skills and special
That's hard but not hype so what's the point
>>594165
Yeah you're right 5 year olds can just pick up a controller and beat F-Zero GX on Very Hard
No.594167
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1 - food
2 - not food
No.594168
>>594167
you heard the dice, tubby
No.594169
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1 - shitpost more meleefag taunts
2 - isnt this such
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>>594171
does a kilt count as skirt only or nothing?
No.594173
I want you to meme me as hard as you can.
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No.594175
when will meleeshitters realize that their game is not an officially sanctioned fighter and will therefore never be relevant?
No.594176
WH3N TH3 WORK1NG D4Y 1S DON3
OH G1RLS TH3Y W4NN4 H4V3 FUN
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birb is great
hooray for birb
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>>594171
where is shirt and boxers
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>>594176
this is lies and propaganda
ok
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>>594175
>le Smash isn't a fighting game
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>>594181
boxers arent pants
die
No.594184
>le cletus is being an annoying turd again
No.594185
>>594182
a kid's fighting game, for children and parties
it's like calling splatoon is a serious competitive game
No.594186
hmm
should i buy a skirt or dress just for lounging around
No.594187
>>594186
yes
get the skirt + thighhighs
No.594188
>>594186
get a nightgown tbh, or a dress that fits comfortably and looks nice so you can wear it out if you want to
No.594189
>>594186
anything besides a toga is objectively stupid tbh
No.594191
a drider................. with a dick!!!!
No.594192
>>594185
>kid's game
>rated T
No.594193
>>594191
a futa monstergirl
wow like i havent seen that over 8/10 of /d/ always
No.594194
>>594192
cowadoody is rated M but that doesn't stop all the 12 year olds playing it
No.594195
i would honestly, without a doubt, rather walk around naked than wearing women's clothes
No.594196
Oh yeah 8a8y fuck my fat, rancid, spider infested 8ussy!!!!!!!!
No.594197
>>594195
wow the patriarchy sure has done a number on you
No.594198
>>594186
be the faggot you were born to be
No.594200
if I didn't live with other people I'd walk around my house naked all the time
No.594201
but you're getting your butt juices all over everything!!!
why not use a nice, hygienic panty/skirt combo?
No.594202
wwhat an erifyin wwork a art
No.594203
No.594204
>>594202
something about this post smells
cancerous
No.594205
No.594206
>>594201
you fucking faggot
wear a kilt and no underwear like a man
No.594207
No.594208
>>594204
i dont knoww wwhat youre talkin aboat
*wwhistles*
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No.594213
here lies hsg
he never scored
No.594214
i think my bellybutton is becoming infected
No.594215
*listens to roundball rock while playing picross*
No.594216
I'm taking a hiatus from HSG, bye
No.594217
>>594216
peace out homenig
No.594218
how do i save my 'llybutton
No.594220
>>594216
see you tomorrow fam
No.594221
>>594218
youre going to have to amputate it
1M 50RRY
No.594222
>>594216
see you later nigger
No.594223
>>594220
look everyone!
poopydot is dancing!
No.594224
>>594221
i wonder if there's a fetish for belly-button-less bellies
like, there's some *booru out there with pictures of anime girls without belly buttons
No.594225
how do we pic related stephen universe fags...
No.594226
>>594220
>peridance.gif
>eridan
>eri
>.gif
an yet you doubted yada yada wweh
No.594228
>>594216
>at work
>le tired
>want to take nappy
>ask boss
>"no"
bring on the socialist revolution, i'm more ready than ever
tasukete guevara-sama
No.594229
>>594228
whoops, this wasn't supposed to be a response to saltlick
saltlick, ignore this post
No.594230
>>594227
No! I demand the REAL Joey!
No.594231
>>594227
hiveswap really went to shit
No.594232
>>594229
relax anon the nigger is gone
No.594233
>>594230
>you'll never be abducted by aliens that take weird perverted forms of your waifu in order to lower your defenses
No.594236
and now, young memewalker... you will die...
No.594237
>>594227
if you don't delete this
there will be PERMANENT consequences
No.594239
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>>594235
>Lewd Bloodsuckers
this takes me back
No.594243
remade vriska from my "MEMESTUCK TROLLS" collection
i want to change the name to something less retarded but then i can't do <name of old thing> 2.0
No.594244
Welcome, initiate, to the illustrious ranks of the Libcuckian Knights.
No.594245
Piyu is a miracle of the universe
No.594246
No.594247
fugg forgot to change my name
also i made a fake joey bc i was too busy saving furry porn yesterday to save joey references
No.594249
>>594248
please redpill me on this
No.594251
>>594247
Time for joeyworm's sponge bath!
No.594252
>>594251
where the fuck is clitus i made this crippled cousin joey just for him
No.594253
>>594250
nice ass on the left
No.594256
No.594257
>>594254
grant confirmed for being a failed danny sexbang clone
No.594259
if loopy is here checked back on yesterday's thread
your joey waluigi was gr9
No.594260
>>594257
>grant
Hahaha
Also I'm not a failed unfunny kike clone
No.594261
best selfie i've taken in a while y/n
No.594263
No.594264
>>594250
except the girl's hips are a lot wider
and I'm not a gay cuck with hiv
No.594265
>>594260
naw that sounds about right
No.594266
>>594264
yeah but you can't fap to pussy
No.594268
>>594266
i do that all of the day bro
No.594270
>>594266
I fap thinkin about you all day
No.594271
>>594269
oh man that's fucking beautiful
i'm linking this to my guys
No.594272
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No.594277
>>594261
seriously
get a haircut and shave
you look like grease just drips off your face and its almost entirely because your whole hair situation is a disaster
No.594280
>>594277
His pubic beard makes me wanna vom
No.594281
even i wouldn't fuck that dude
and that is saying something
No.594282
>>594281
are you saltcock?
No.594283
>>594280
why do people do that to themselves
i can at least understand the neets who end up with big bushy beards because they're too lazy to shave at all, but this dude clearly shaves the rest of his face and just leaves a disgusting chinstrap of pubes dangling off his underchin
why actively work to make yourself look like a sentient big toe
No.594284
requesting saltlick to be permanently filtered to saltnig
No.594285
>>594277
my hair was silkie smooth though...... i shamped it and everything
>>594283
i haven't shaved anything in months you shit.....
No.594286
fat ugly dudes are fat and ugly, news at 11
No.594287
>>594285
You have trash genetics if your facial hair just grows in like that
No.594288
>>594285
are you telling me you are just genetically predisposed to only growing facial hair in the form of a horrible neckbeard
No.594289
>>594288
maybe
maybe i'm too low-t
No.594290
>>594289
regardless
just shave it the fuck off, it makes me sick and angry just looking at it
then get a proper haircut
No.594292
>>594290
eh
ima shave most of it off one of these days
was going to do it on midnight, jan 1 but was sick
maybe god likes my beard??????? but why would a good god make me sick.... maybe it was the devil. maybe HE likes my beard
No.594293
>>594282
no, but i am salty and kind of a cock
No.594294
why would anybody keep that thing on their face
surely they can't be so dumb as to think it improves their appearance
No.594295
>>594294
>shaving every week
my man...
No.594296
they're all poor like obama
No.594297
>>594295
>not shaving every morning
pretty sloppy tbh
it's like you want your face to be uncomfortably itchy
No.594298
>>594297
why would it be itchy
No.594299
Oh No
Doctor Connors Class
No.594300
>>594250
two holes > one hole
No.594301
>>594298
your chin is covered in itchy grass because the DNCO made the entire platoon do pushups at 5:45 in the morning while everyone else is already on the way to the mess
all because someone can't use a fucking razor right
No.594302
>>594300
two holes > three holes
No.594303
No.594304
>>594303
>>594302
>>594300
all of you go fuggy yourself right in the mcwuggy
No.594305
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>sometimes it's good to be schizophrenic
>cause when i'm close to the end i've got always a friend
IDE/Theory: edguy had a tulpa?
No.594306
>>594305
who's this douchebag?
No.594307
>>594306
edguy is badass..... fucking hell familia
No.594308
>>594306
probably just vfan
No.594309
>>594308
are you kidding me vfan hates """"""white trash""""" music
also she's probably uglier than i am
No.594310
>>594309
>also she's probably uglier than i am
she's a jew, so i believe you
No.594311
>>594303
i have seen a dick go into a dick and it did not look fun
No.594312
No.594313
>>594312
That's not even a Nerf gun
No.594314
>>594313
the worst thing is a normie using the word normie.........
No.594315
>>594314
lolol, normie! haha, normie ree, lol
No.594317
No.594318
>>594315
my normie friends do this and it makes my blood boil
they just go to /r9k/ and laugh at how pathetic they are
which
i mean i do too
but not for the same reasons
i feel like my culture is being violated
No.594319
>>594318
the worst thing is how the memes that leak from 4chan are always the most retarded ones nobody laughs at
>doge
>AWESOME FACE SMILEY
>longcat
>shoop da whoop
fucking hell just go to wsg and see some real memes in action
No.594320
No.594322
>>594319
whats wrong with longcat
No.594323
i want cosmo to not be crazy
No.594324
>>594322
it's retarded? i mean it's less retarded, but it's not really "funny"
No.594325
at least the normalfags will never take joey from us...
No.594326
OH FUCK i only have like 30 minutes to draw a joey
No.594327
>>594325
in a way, the original joey already has been taken from us
3D joey is literally dead.
and now we're stuck with ol' ironthighs
No.594329
>>594328
>taking a piccy poo of your flaccid peen
do you know how to take a dick pic?
No.594330
what is wrong with zwid
what is wrong with the people zwid pursues romantically
No.594331
>>594329
that's zwid's dick
No.594332
>>594328
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!
No.594333
>>594331
zwid needs to learn how to take a dick pic
No.594334
>>594332
was this supposed to be ironic and / or cool
No.594335
>>594329
i've thought about taking one, and i figure i could produce some nice ones after i shave real close
i imagine you'd wanna photograph in a similar manner to the way you'd take pictures or a mushroom, yeah?
alas, the effort is not there
No.594336
>>594332
I remember this copypasta. Haven't seen it in a while.
No.594337
>shaving you balls
oh my god....
also fugg bing cant give me any good joey references
No.594338
>>594337
oh fuck that would have been a great opportunity for balls.png
No.594340
>>594339
well yeah but >referencing a shitty 3D model
i guess it could work
No.594342
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No.594343
>>594342
poor little jude boy
No.594344
>>594342
oh my god the eyelashes
*sweats*
No.594345
POLL
In case I'm a straight man and my gf is bi girl and she is a real womanizer for girls, it it cheating if I'll let her going full lesbian?
I mean if I let her have sex on the side, but the only male to fuck her is still will be me, is that a cheating?
http://strawpoll.me/6579624
No.594346
>>594342
the lad is going to regret bringing that doll when he finds out where it's going
No.594347
No.594348
>>594345
it depends on your relationship
what a retarded poll
No.594349
fugg her eyes are making her look like roxy
No.594350
>>594345
do not make yourself a cuck, friendo
No.594351
oh god damn it and they're closing up the center
fugg ima have to finish this bitch once i get home
w/e
No.594352
>over a day left in my defragging
ephedrine
No.594353
>>594350
No dick - no cuck.
No balls - no cuck.
No XY - no cuck.
No.594355
>>594352
that's some serious storage you got
No.594356
No.594357
>>594353
spoken like a true cuck
No.594358
"it's mutual! it's an open relationship! it's healthy! i'm happy!"
No.594359
No.594360
>>594345
depends on the operative definition of cuck that you're using
if you're assuming cucking to mean cheating, then no, you're in an open relationship and there's no cucking going on
if you're assuming cucking to mean getting the frickle frackle on with someone who's otherwise engaged, then yeah, you're getting cucked
No.594361
>>594355
not really
i just have 10% free space and an aging cpu
No.594362
open relationship? more like gropin' relationship!
No.594363
>using an operating system that needs defragging
>laughing nerds.exe
No.594364
>>594363
i enjoy playing video games
No.594365
>>594342
aaw
so prciuos
does bby want a titty?
No.594366
>>594358
>wanting to fug the same person for 50 years
...
No.594367
>>594366
Then don't get married you beta bucc...
No.594368
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No.594371
>>594368
what
its what id wnat if i were a bby
trust me i no thse things
No.594372
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No.594374
>>594369
That joey was epic btw but not wankable tbh
No.594375
>>594371
it's rude to offer tiddies to a baby when you have none to give
No.594376
how many presidential cucks have we had
No.594377
>>594364
*general noises of disbelief*
No.594378
>>594372
>me on the right
Yew. Stop touching that.
No.594379
>>594374
i can do nudes
do you want her tits to be amputated as well
No.594380
wanna rub my pee pee all over that double masectomy
No.594381
>>594375
dont b silly!
i injeced my self w/ hormoans so i can always feed the bbbies if i have 2
my daughther loves it!
right rosie?
No.594382
>>594376
hillary will probably be the first
No.594383
>said they were closing community center in a few minutes
>STILL NOT CLOSED
i feel cucked i could have at least finished joeybody by now
No.594385
>>594379
I mean why not
>>594380
dfc taken to a whole new level
No.594386
>>594354
somebody should edit this to make it rose quartz and steven
No.594387
No.594389
>>594324
>>594319
longcat is better than anything you will ever post, do or be
No.594393
i want to submit my scat porn there
No.594394
>>594392
And prab was never seen again
No.594395
>>594391
Have to give the dead a LITTLE dignity, after all, he was an emperor.
No.594396
>>594395
14 hours of real time, almost 500,000 gold worth of potion brewing and enchantment to abuse the game and make poison of this caliber
To kill an emperor is to kill yourself.
No.594397
No.594398
holy FUCK
watch to the end
No.594399
>>594396
>To kill an emperor is to kill yourself.
what a cuckold thing to say
fitting, since the empire became a cuckold to the aldmeri dominion
No.594400
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No.594402
>>594398
lol the ending got me
No.594403
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No.594406
>>594404
aw baby, are you upset people didn't laugh at your mediocre repost?
No.594407
>>594404
it was a bad joke
not like offensive, just bad
No.594408
>>594407
it's funny
he's talking about muslim names and then all of a sudden that
and it's so casual too
No.594409
>>594399
rev, you fucking nigger, i know you're still here
and unless you really are a complete cuckold to authority, i know you know any cuckold emperor deserves to be slain for the greater good of the empire
No.594410
ITT butthurt leftists
gonna cry? gonna demand censorship? gonna gush about gush about anti se>MUH TISM?
No.594411
REV YOU FUCKKONGGV NIGGGGGERRRRR
YOU FUCKIIIBG CUCKOLDFFFDDDDD
FUCK YOU
No.594412
No.594413
holy shit, madge and debra are talking about chris chan
No.594414
>>594410
no it was just a kind of boring joke
No.594415
>>594409
You're just pissed I didn't have to cheat to do it
Also I did it entirely with a controller
No.594416
No.594417
>>594415
fuck your poison tism boy
i'm talking about horseshit opinion of the cuckold emperor
No.594418
who is more butthurt
people reacting negatively to thing
or people reacting negatively to people reacting negatively to thing
No.594419
No.594420
>>594413
oh my god is this on the new democratic debate one
No.594422
>>594416
Chris Chan
The actual retard who keeps assaulting people, and his mother keeps bailing him out
You know
He maced that GameStop employee a while ago?
>>594417
No, yeah, fuck the emperor
If I didn't want him dead I would have avoided the brotherhood
What are you, stupid?
No.594425
No.594426
>>594422
you don't have to tell me about the one i do know
No.594427
guess who's back
back again
No.594429
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No.594431
>>594427
i was wondering when someone would mention it
No.594432
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No.594435
>>594427
hopefully not saltlick
No.594437
>>594434
well yes, that's what my new tulpa is for
No.594439
No.594441
at least the post speed is up
No.594442
>>594425
fuck yeah
i'm excited for it
No.594443
VFan posts are quality posts and I thoroughly enjoy them.
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No.594452
>>594450
>check your life for the remains of friends you have left lol
>for the remains of friends you have left
>remains of friends
this is balls.png
No.594453
now all we need is Saltcock AE and the whole obnoxious gang will be together again
No.594454
how long did she stay away? a week or so? 2?
No.594455
>>594422
then why did you say that weird preachy shit about the emperor
No.594457
>>594455
>preachy shit
Lol no
I LEAVE NO WITNESSES
No.594458
No.594459
>>594456
i could never figure out what was going on in this comic
No.594460
>>594439
Me too
>>594454
I think this was a record for her
No.594461
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>>594459
Riding bike
Crash your own bike
Blame scapegoat
No.594464
chewing these carrots hurts
No.594465
No.594466
LET'S GO
CLETUS vs VFAN CLETUS vs VFAN
EVERYBODYWANTSTOSEETHISHAPPEN CLETUS vs VFAN
No.594467
No.594468
>>594467
i did
thats why i have this problem
gaping holes in my jawbones
No.594470
>>594466
who is vfan clitus
No.594471
>>594467
I had an exam tthis month, they scheduled me for (apparently) fillings on Feb 13
Then a cleaning (?) On the 20th?
No.594472
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No.594475
>>594470
CLITUS I'M BORED
WHAT PLAYTHING CAN YOU OFFER ME
No.594476
i hate insani so fucking much
No.594477
>>594473
what do think an imageboard is retard
No.594479
No.594480
>>594473
lmao
does anyone have that pic where vfan was whining about wanting to get friends on hsg
>>594476
who are you
No.594482
>>594477
sponge, why are you responding to her
i thought you were better than this sponge
sponge i'm disappointed in you sponge
No.594483
>>594466
Standing in this corner, it's an epic handsome lad! Meme champion in the lightweight division for six consecutive weeks in a row, it's everyone's favorite poster ADONIS!
*flashes my smug smile*
*indian woman in a bikini struts on stage, holding a "ROUND ONE" sign and smiling to the crowd*
No.594484
>>594482
i'm trying to epicly stir shit
No.594485
>>594482
then you're a fool
No.594486
>>594484
ah, carry on my epic son
No.594487
grant can you remove the abaj flag
i don't want cletus to stink it up even more than he already has
No.594488
>>594483
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.594489
>>594487
Grant hasn't been here in a while iirc
No.594490
No.594491
>>594487
and risk having him shit up a better flag? no thanks hombre
No.594492
there's something uniquely impotent about a guy so obsessed with his own looks
No.594493
>>594483
in the epicest corner of the ARENA stands the ultiamte meme queen.... it is the man yo uall kjnwo as pussy fasrt but hwo whas as secret idnetjity and htat secret indentiy is ntone other than INSANI and insani is here... who is he bringing withb him oh boy its a fucking DRAGON FURRy but i tohught insani hated adragon furries
oh thats irght he does
BUT HWAT IS HE DOING NOW
he is shitting down her htroat ot establish dominance obivosuy land look the shit is drowning out all the air i nthe dargons body. the draogn is dying at insanis hands...... he ios an ultimate
IT IS AMAZING.... the ultiamte challenger whipes his anus and pulls otu hsi sword. IT IS FIGHTIGN TIME.... FOR tem emene,s,
No.594496
>>594491
what other good flags do we even have? franker and the dragonball are ok but he's only doing the abaj thing because he thinks he looks like Dio
No.594497
>>594491
There is no better flag
>>594494
That's rev you crossie...
No.594498
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No.594501
>>594483
*indian woman is suddenly stoned to death by a group of angry muslims*
gg dude your stupid fantasy got an innocent tulpa killed to death
what a jerk......
No.594502
>>594495
i think you're a fucking nigger! lol
No.594503
No.594504
>>594502
that is
a big pupper
No.594505
>>594496
The resemblance is more than passing
Although I have a very dirty blonde/light brown thing going on with my hair instead of pure blonde
>>594501
No you idiot they wouldn't pass up a chance to rape her first
And I could join in
No.594506
>>594493
*yaws @ ur bedtime story*
No.594507
No.594508
>>594504
it makes me feel kind of sad tbh
that pupper really shouldn't be so big
No.594510
>>594506
fuck you its an original meme speicficially designed for the sake of hsg
No.594511
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No.594513
Have you cleaned your pores today hsg
No.594514
>>594510
*falls slep*
zzzzz
No.594517
No.594518
>>594516
and what are you lol
No.594520
>>594516
i think you're just mad because you have a big vagina lmao
No.594521
No.594522
>>594521
it'd be more pathetic if she's actually female
neckbeard vfan is slightly less pathetic
No.594523
>i wish i couldn't cry for help to you of all people
No.594524
>>594513
I exfoliate every day
>>594515
>>594513
I exfoliate every day
>>594515
>>594513
I exfoliate every day
>>594515
No.594525
>>594515
oh god look at its head even
oh my fucking god the quote is real
what
No.594526
vajazzle, but with a dick
No.594528
>>594524
Fire tires fix ya damn site...
No.594530
>>594529
hsg has never made me cry lol
No.594531
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