No.594534
i want to cum on vfan
anyone have any selfies of her
No.594536
>>594526
remember when we were discussing the logistics of futa while designing chaz's OC
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No.594538
friday is clerks if clerks wasn't shit
No.594539
>>594535
>g*mer
doesn't he know he will be first against the wall...
No.594540
>>594539
he wants to be put down
No.594541
>>594536
imagine all those penises peppered with glittering rhinestones
No.594542
i'm a cuck and proud!
i'm taking the word back!
No.594544
No.594546
what is the deal with numales
what is the endgame of their strategy
No.594547
>>594546
getting lots of retweets
No.594548
>>594545
These are gold
>>594546
"W-women will have pitysex with me eventually!"
No.594549
ive gotta take a big shid
No.594550
ccccccccccclean yourrr sskin
No.594551
i'm confused
i got one upvote on reddit but my score increased by two
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>>594553
It is pitysex, but it's pitysex from me to her
No.594556
i'm having a brainfart
what is a 'numale'?
and what would one look like at age 70?
No.594557
>>594554
never
i have a fear of death
No.594558
>>594556
None have lived to 70 yet, it's hard to tell
No.594559
>>594554
thats funny coming from you lol
No.594561
sans is a skellington they can't gain weight
COMME DES FUCK ON
No.594562
is numale essentially the next step of the Nice Guy?
like, instead of white knighting one woman in a desperate bid to get her to like you back, they do it for all women, women as a concept even, and hope their perception of the unified female opinion will favor them and grant them a mate for being good?
taking the pussy off the pedestal and placing it on a religious altar to worship and cower from like an angry yet rewarding god?
No.594563
>>594560
I don't think anyone on earth has a cock like zwid's
It's shaped like a yam, it's got a disgusting brown/purplish color, and mine's cut
No.594564
>>594561
um, heh
excuse me my good RETARD, but isnt he a monster and not a skeleton
i dont even play undertale and i know this
No.594565
>>594558
aw geez, 70 year old numales are uncharted territory then?
hmmmm, i think i can get it
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>>594561
Why did they all gravitate to sans
You'd thin Mettaton would fit them more
Why him
Why must the good characters die
Why did they give him a glowing boner
No.594569
>>594564
skeletons are monsters, though
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No.594571
14 monsters, tiptoeing in a row
No.594573
>when people post trannies with manfaces
oh my god
No.594575
>>594572
>nigger skin
>asian size
Poor zwiddy...
No.594577
for some reason, zwid's penis feels dangerous to me
looking at it evokes the same chemical response in my brain as a wild animal swiftly approaching me
No.594578
>>594573
is there any other kind
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>>594576
nah clitus ain't bad looking
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>>594579
>>594579
>>594579
>>594579
>>594579
>>594579
>>594579
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>>594574
Vfan after how thoroughly you embarrassed yourself (including the fact that you STILL couldn't help coming back here) do you actually think I can even take you seriously at this point?
Down, little vworm
No.594586
>>594577
grrr
barg barg >:D
No.594587
>>594583
oh right the ayy lmao ones
No.594591
>>594589
man i think jews might legitimately be the worst kinds of people
>edgy fat gay jew who goes around on mario party forum being edgy and making one word posts
>calls me out on being an asshole
>point out retarded shit he does
>"well i'm pretty terrible but you're worse"
smh
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>>594589
>in hitler's germany i probably got my ass spared
not that it'd stop you from whining about the holohoax
No.594595
>>594592
>edgy fat gay jew
none of those except maybe edgy
No.594596
>>594591
a... mario party... forum...........
No.594597
>>594589
>in hitler's germany i probably got my ass spared
>RUSSIAN SLAV
You'd be shot on sight
I'm a Sicilian prince we were allied with Uncle Adolf
No.594598
>>594595
you're pretty fucking gay
No.594599
>>594597
And a kike too forgot to mention
No.594600
90% of hsg posters would have been nobles y'know
No.594602
[1/7/2016 3:33:48 PM] V: Never tell anybody about my freak out this morning or I'll be disappointed in you
[1/7/2016 4:40:12 PM] V: I don't want to get dragged into this bullshit again and that would be a good way to get me dragged into this bullshit again
hmm
im thinking
maybe i should....???
after all i did get dragged into this bullshit 3 more times after that
and now its messing up my board....,.
No.594603
>>594596
when i was like 9 i joined nintendo city forum
that died. i ended up migrating to mario party forum, made by the same admin. there were probably like 7 forums all in all, it's convoluted as fuck
No.594604
>>594602
what freak out
what are we missing
please
No.594606
>>594602
do it could use some epic lulz >:)
No.594607
No.594609
oy vey, things are gettin' kind of gay here
No.594610
>>594601
aw shit that sucks, sorry to hear that :(
No.594611
>>594607
yes
>>594605
i can post the whole thing if you want me to
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>>594601
>and you're blacker than the guy I pretended to be on /lit/
Hahaha thanks for reminding me
Remember how thoroughly you denied it
>>594600
No you'd be le serfs
No.594614
loopy is so nice to everyone, even vfan
No.594615
>>594608
i dropped out of homeschooling
does that count
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>>594614
yeah i hate that piece of shit
No.594619
>>594616
please don't get friendly with vfan, fam
she's worse than me
No.594620
>>594618
>breath of fresh air
as if this place needed MORE shitposters
No.594621
>>594618
>i'm not exactly shitting this place up worse than cletus or niggerclit/pussyfart
No.594622
>>594618
you overestimate your importance, so on so on
No.594625
whether we like it or not, this place always gets way more epic interesting when vfan shows up
No.594626
>>594618
you are shitting up the board
im tired of dealing with your stupid vris shit
you stink
log off and sober up
No.594627
>>594619
i'm friendly with everybody
i'd have tea with hitler during one of his patented jewish rage frenzies
No.594628
>>594627
well it's official, loopy is now my favorite person on the internet
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>>594623
>last time i checked you aren't important
fam every time i post my beard i get like 50 replies telling me to shave that shit.....
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No.594632
Alright so you have tried it first time.
But don't try it again.
No.594633
>14 hours 10 minutes remaining on my defragment
>want to play binary domain now
No.594634
>>594633
whip out your vita
No.594635
>>594597
Slavs were OK with Hitler so long as they weren't fighting for his enemies.
Jews though? Straight into the gas ovens.
Or being thrown into the Neretva by Slavs.
No.594636
>>594624
>I am implying your incestual presence is a burden to your family, yes.
>shitting this place up
Who le fucky said anything about irl bullshit?
No.594637
>>594634
and play what on it
spelunky??
i can play it on my pc right now
No.594638
>>594630
i bet if vfan posted a pic of her dick vagoo, there would be a bunch of replies telling her to get it removed shave it
No.594639
>>594628
also, thank ye lad
everybody just needs to be a little more nicer to each other
unless you don't want to, that's okay too
No.594641
hsg should be a bloody place
No.594643
>>594641
This tbh
Go to >>>/kind/ if you're looking for nice
No.594644
i hate "nice" people and their transparently fake bullshit
it makes we want to vomit to death
No.594645
>>594640
remember that time you threatened to kill yourself because i wouldnt let you into the skype group because you're incapable of trusting vris around wesley
you should remember that was like 10 days ago
No.594646
>>594645
>implying vfan can remember 10 minutes ago
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>>594644
pfeh. when things get tough... when resources get scarce... they'll drop that mask of niceness and backstab you quicker than anyone else...
no. i have no need for that delusion of the weak called "friendship"
No.594648
who cares about any of this tho
No.594651
where did all these edgelords come from?
No.594654
>>594652
incredible.. there IS a second hole!
No.594655
wow, vris and roasted... if great posters like them are vfans she must be great too!
No.594656
>>594651
your filthy sink >:)
No.594657
so wait, vris and vfan aren't the same person?
i honestly thought that all this time, what the shit
No.594658
>>594641
>>594643
>>594644
i'm gonna be disgustingly nice and you're gonna like it bubs
i'm going to invite you to a party and secretly the party will be for you
i'm going to have your backs when you least expect it
i'll say "yo what's up" or something when i see you
it'll be the most kinda pleasant experience you've ever had on hsg
>:D
... or maybe not, who knows
No.594660
>>594658
these posts are very unpleasant and if you were nice you would stop
No.594662
>>594658
i'll leave you hanging
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>>594660
dang you got me
>>594662
*is preemptively offended*
No.594664
The family grew to nearly 40 members ranging from grandparents to mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, aunts, uncles, nephews, brothers and sisters all engaging in various forms of incest.
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>>594641
Well, never mind all that, anon. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to Jasenovac today. Right. Jasenovac. And the damn place was packed so full of Serbs, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 kuna off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Jasenovac, but if it's 150 kuna off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking kuna! 150 kuna! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Jasenovac. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large saw!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Jasenovac should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a Ustaše-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just slice a throat right there. It's Srbosjek-or-be-Srbosjeked, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large janjetina with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from a Jasenovac veteran. The latest thing among the Jasenovac pros is this: Extra Zyklon pellets. That's the ticket. A large group of partisans with extra zyklon pellets, and a Jew. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more pellets, and less air. A large Jew with the hacksaw, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk the Black Legion might write you up. This really is a double-edged srbosjek. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, anon, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
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>>594668
that girls like 14 y/o ya pedo
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>>594668
she can not me...
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>>594668
literally makes me want to cut her tits off and laugh at them being too small for me
No.594672
i watched an episode of xfiles recently
the team found the body a severely deformed baby who had been buried alive
they investigated the home of a bunch of similarly deformed retard brothers, thinking they'd kidnapped a woman
but it turns out it was their own mother, who had her limbs chopped off and was being kept under their bed and continually raped and impregnated by the brothers
it was meant to be horrifying but i just thought of how turned on cletus would be and laughed
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>>594672
i thought you were gonna go for sponge at first
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>>594672
theres nothing funny about edgy fetishes anon
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>>594671
You must be really insecure for that to rile you
Normies don't say "can not"
>>594672
Wouldn't the deformed babies be more spongelord though
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>>594676
raping an amputee family member seems strictly up your alley fetishwise, fam
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>>594671
it's past your bedtime honey
you've got school in the morning!
No.594681
>>594678
Rape is a huge turnoff for me-- so is fucking my mom
No.594682
>>594561
>glowing blue belly
epic
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>>594681
thats not what i heard
>>594505
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>>594683
I bet you think the vworm meme is genuine too
No.594686
redpill me on vfan being back
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>>594685
no just kinda weird for how long you kept doing it after vfan left
No.594688
dio isn't a nigger
cletus would be avdol at best
No.594689
>>594687
anyone could tell she never left
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No.594691
"i loved the nazis" -zwid "mad dog" rumia
No.594692
outlaw, zwid the kid
wanted for exposing himself
No.594693
>>594692
no
no anon, no one wants him for that
No.594694
seriously though why is the crazy lunatic back?
No.594696
>>594694
seriously though who cares
No.594698
>>594672
that's hysterical, i'm surprised i didn't think of that either
that's one of the better episodes too
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>>594695
this explains nothing
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>>594702
i dont want your bagel bite
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>>594706
i had a picture to go with this
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>>594706
>>594707
VR soon my negroid
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>>594680
>>594677
>>594676
i would like to officially apologize to the population of hsg.
i was stirred up by the return of The VFan Menace and allowed my inner vfan to show.
basically we need to just keep blaming vfan for the board's problems, it works and it's fun, plus it sometimes gets rid of her for a few days
No.594711
>>594710
don't apologize it was an epic post
No.594712
>>594711
no it was a bad post and a good apology
No.594713
>>594706
私は結婚を好きではありません。しかし、私はあなたの次の最高のものを与えることができます。
No.594714
centaurfags are just glorified horsefuckers
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>>594714
>glorified
uh, i don't think anyone's glorifying them
No.594717
Can't think of anything less sexy than a horse, tbh.
No.594718
>>594713
is there actually some anon around here who speaks japanese or did you just use a ricerune translator?
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>>594718
i think as a general rule you can just go with whatever is less impressive around here
No.594721
>>594718
does hussie speak japanese??
No.594722
>>594718
if it is real japanese they are messing up her quirk
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>>594714
あなたは、代替を好むだろうか？
>>594716
いいえ栄光。ちょうど恥、屈辱、とマインド破りプレジャー。
>>594717
あなたはそれを試したことがない。私はそれを修正することができます。
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>>594729
you mean >>>/monster/ and I do every few days
No.594733
real talk though
the only reason i can think that cletus might see the appeal of adding a horse's ass is his obnoxious sense of narcissism
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>>594722
damara has a quirk?
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No.594740
whoa i'm dozing off
somebody wanted a mayan kanaya, this is all i got lol, might color it tomorrow
good night hsg
No.594742
>>594740
Hey thanks!
This isn't historically accurate at all is she wearing a nightgown
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>>594740
i really don't like you
No.594745
>>594742
maybe she bought it off spanish vriska because she's conscious of fashion
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>>594745
>conquistador serket
>aztec ara
>mayan maryam
Fuuuuuuuuuck I gotta write this now
Thank you
No.594748
>>594742
oh whoops
no i googled mayan women and got modern clothes like these
didn't realize it was supposed to be like ancient mayans though, i can fix it tomorrow
No.594749
No.594750
so does cletus just have a fetish for all brown women
No.594751
good night, keeps posting. you idiot
No.594752
>>594748
Those people are literally post apocalyptic mayans for lack of a better term
They left the cities and returned to simple sustenance farming
Here's a piece of classical Mayan fashion when they were an actual sedentary urban civilization
No.594753
>>594752
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.594754
>>594750
Yes I love them
>>594752
Also as an addendum just check this guy http://kamazotz.deviantart.com/gallery/36831916/Fashion out he's really good and it's all meticulously researched
Biggest thing not to fuck up-- mesoamerican women did not ever, ever wear loincloths. They were a phallic symbol and it'd be like a man waltzing around in a dress today
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No.594759
>mesoamerican women did not ever wear loincloths
what i'm hearing is that a mesoamerican futa would def wear a loincloth
No.594760
>>594752
oh cool, shouldn't be too hard to fix
>>594751
i'm brushing my teeth, fam
geez, are you the bed nazi or something?
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>>594761
definitely sounds like a bed nazi
No.594765
someone design me a realistic AI system to read hsg posts to me while i'm playing video games so that i don't have to choose and pick one
No.594766
why would you subject an ai to that
No.594768
>>594767
is that an oc wearing troll horns
No.594769
>>594766
because i want to stay up to date on the epicest new shitposts, duh
No.594770
dont worry my guy i got a thread simulator right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSNfC2EJhU
No.594771
>>594770
wow, this guy has more toilets than the nation of india
No.594772
>tfw someone reblogs a homestuck post without knowing it's a homestuck post
No.594773
>>594772
>Human Vriska and Tavros play video games
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No.594776
india being engulfed and swallowed up by shit after five years
No.594777
hsg tell me a bedtime story
No.594778
>>594777
once upon a time
*farts*
the end
No.594779
>>594777
A trans, intermission skipping, katnep shipper tumblrite and namefag was teaching a class on IPGD, the known whatpumpkin sockpuppet.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship IPGD, and accept that she was the greatest leader that HSG has ever seen, even wiser and more charismatic than oldhuss!”
At this moment, a brave, anti-fantroll, anon who had wwalked into over 1500 threads, understood the necessity of the anon struggle and fully believed in the return of our prince stood up and held up a horse dildo.
“Who sent Hussie this horse dildo, tumblrfag?”
The arrogant namefag smiled quite marxistly and smugly replied “IPGD.”
“Wrong. The great anons of HSG, raised the money and personally hacked hussie's address from halftruth's twitter photos. If IPGD could, as you say, purchase and mail to hussie a horse dildo… then where is IPGD, hmm?”
The namefag was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of IPGD's art pricing rant. He stormed out of the room crying those namefag crocodile tears. The same tears namefags cry for the “artists” (who live in such luxury under current pricing that some of them actually approach minimum wage). There is no doubt that this point our namefag, roasted bread, wished he had been an anon and become more than a pathetic attention whore. He wished so much that he could march with the true forces of internet creativity, but he himself had maintained an identity!
HSG applauded and all deleted their tumblr accounts, and spammed /q/ with demands for forced anon. A sea dweller named Eri ran into the room to perch on the flagpole and dropped single turd on the chalk. How Do I live was sung several times, and Hussie himself resumed posting on formspring.
The namefag's trip was cracked and he was permabanned the next day. He was shot by a firing squad full of former tumblr social justiciers who saw the error of their ways.
No.594780
>>594777
alright then shithead sit tight and listen to the best fuckin story your stupid ass ever heard
yes alright then
eggs, milk, brown sugar, yeast, cayenne pepper, cilantro
i don't remember it ending like that
No.594781
>it was the director's cut
oh you are fuckin dead spielberg
cilantro has no place in fiction
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No.594787
>erin sneezing on dwight
that's kind of really fucking hot
No.594788
I can't wait to fuck a girl again
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>>594793
don't you have anything better to do?
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>>594794
don't you have anything better to do?
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>>594797
at least my peris have variety
you just spam the same image over and over
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>>594801
it looks like a turd
No.594807
wes is right, we need more poopydot images!
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>>594807
the correct term is "peridot", but i'll let it slide this time
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poopydot sliding out of your anus
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>>594814
>8chan logo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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poopydot reverting back to her true form: india
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>>594816
>>594818
>>594820
hahaha, yes
very funny and original
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it's like a family reunion
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>>594843
can you refrain from bullying sponge?
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>>594846
can you refrain from posting scat
No.594853
>>594848
what scat? i'm not posting scat
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>>594849
Wait, are these nazi concentration camps
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>>594852
no i figured it out
thanks though
No.594860
i think it is time for us to back off of our friend, the wes, and his cute green gf
No.594861
>>594858
No, these look real, must be something else.
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>>594860
i agree with this notion
No.594870
*promotes eri on eri vviolence*
No.594871
i'm planning on redoing this tbh
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>>594873
he is ugly, autistic, and has shit taste. that is a lot to deal with
No.594877
>>594874
>has shit taste
have you ever considered YOU were the one with shit taste?
No.594879
>>594877
not with you around
No.594882
you ever wonder if some people deserve to be raped?
No.594887
how could wesley have raped poor peri...
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>>594887
i would never hurt my sweet, innocent dumpling
No.594892
was splashing shit at an autist the only reason you came back here
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>>594896
[1/8/2016 10:06:39 PM] V: grant
[1/8/2016 10:06:50 PM] V: fucking
[1/8/2016 10:06:54 PM] V: talk to me about this
[1/8/2016 10:06:56 PM] V: please
[1/8/2016 10:07:02 PM] V: pleeeeease
[1/8/2016 10:07:27 PM] V: Grant fucking please
[1/8/2016 10:07:41 PM] V: just listen to me talk to me anything
[1/8/2016 10:07:42 PM] V: please
[1/8/2016 10:07:43 PM] V: fucking
[1/8/2016 10:08:19 PM] V: I was with my girlfriend now I'm in my car and my make up is a fucking wreck and i've got mascara to my chin because me and vris are fighting and I feel like going away
[1/8/2016 10:08:20 PM] V: just
[1/8/2016 10:08:27 PM] V: please grant please say something
[1/8/2016 10:08:40 PM] V: stop being tough macho man who stays by his word and shit just talk to me please
[1/8/2016 10:08:47 PM] V: stop ignoring me
[1/8/2016 10:09:00 PM] V: I hate this fucking stop grant
[1/8/2016 10:14:15 PM] V: FUCKING
[1/8/2016 10:14:17 PM] V: GRANT
[1/8/2016 10:14:19 PM] V: ANSWER ME
[1/8/2016 10:20:35 PM] V: grant i hate you now
No.594900
>>594899
>you dont have to deal with this
#blessed
No.594901
No.594902
>>594899
>vris is the only friend vfan has and even she is sick of her bullshit
almost makes me feel sad for her
almost
No.594904
>>594902
if she was she wouldn't have come crying to my feet for me to stay in her life this morning
No.594905
>>594903
[1/7/2016 6:21:43 AM] V: Grant I'll do anything please I've never felt emotions like this in years
[1/7/2016 6:21:48 AM] V: Please grant
[1/7/2016 6:21:55 AM] V: I won't say anything I'll be quiet
[1/7/2016 6:22:00 AM] V: Please grant I'm sorry
[1/7/2016 6:22:08 AM] V: Don't do this to me
[1/7/2016 6:22:40 AM] V: Grant I won't do anything
[1/7/2016 6:22:49 AM] V: Grant I'm sobbing please don't do this
[1/7/2016 6:23:03 AM] V: Please grant I don't hate you you're just hurting me
[1/7/2016 6:23:13 AM] V: This feels so wrong and fucked up
[1/7/2016 6:23:17 AM] V: Just
[1/7/2016 6:23:26 AM] V: Please grant give me one more chance please
[1/7/2016 6:23:56 AM] V: Please grant I swear I'll be more than nice I'll be anything I'll fucking cut myself if I fail you just stop giving me this feeling
[1/7/2016 6:24:01 AM] V: Please grant
[1/7/2016 6:24:03 AM] V: Please
[1/7/2016 6:24:09 AM] V: I'm aching all over
[1/7/2016 6:24:13 AM] V: Just
[1/7/2016 6:24:14 AM] V: Please
[1/7/2016 6:24:24 AM] V: Grant I swear
[1/7/2016 6:24:32 AM] V: I'm begging you please
[1/7/2016 6:24:59 AM] V: I can't let her around Wesley without me seeing what they're saying or I'll self harm all
Month
[1/7/2016 6:25:17 AM] V: Please don't. I'm begging you please
[1/7/2016 6:25:23 AM] V: Please
[1/7/2016 6:25:37 AM] V: Don't block me just talk to me like a human being
[1/7/2016 6:26:02 AM] V: Grant please I'm crying my eyes out I don't want her out of my life grant don't act like you know what's best for me
[1/7/2016 6:26:09 AM] V: Or I'll hurt her accidentally
[1/7/2016 6:26:18 AM] V: Please grant
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No.594907
>>594905
God shut the fuck up.
No.594908
>>594906
[6:27:43 AM] Vris: I don't know how I feel.
[6:27:52 AM] Vris: I know it'd be healthier for you if you left me.
[6:28:49 AM] Vris: All I keep doing is fucking up with dumb shit like this and all I can do is offer the same tired old sorries and shed a few tears that don't amount to anything to anyone.
[6:29:48 AM] Vris: And you deserve so much better that what I can offer. What I keep offering.
[6:30:08 AM] Vris: I'm not a good person, and I'm not good for you specifically.
[6:30:33 AM] Vris: But I don't want you to go.
[6:31:07 AM] Vris: I want to cling to you kicking and screaming into the abyss of my life that everyone who gets involved with me slips into.
[6:31:51 AM] Vris: And that's not right, it's so not right to want that for you especially with everything
No.594909
>>594907
[1/7/2016 6:55:55 AM] V: Please Grant I'm begging you on my hands and knees
[1/7/2016 6:56:21 AM | Edited 6:56:33 AM] V: I don't want to stop being vris
's friend I'm drunk and sobbing and I'm a mess just please Grant
[1/7/2016 6:56:54 AM] V: Im begging you so hard please I've never asked for anything harder
[1/7/2016 6:57:14 AM] V: Not even being unbanned this is beyond that I need this or I'm going to suffer a lot
[1/7/2016 6:57:55 AM] V: I need you to help fix my trust issues by letting me and vris' friendship to continue naturally
[1/7/2016 6:58:12 AM] V: It can't happen like this I'd have to go back a long time
[1/7/2016 6:58:26 AM] V: Please Grant I'm
Begging you please help me
[1/7/2016 7:04:54 AM] V: Well
[1/7/2016 7:05:01 AM] V: It's over now
[1/7/2016 7:05:12 AM] V: And I have you to thank
[1/7/2016 7:05:25 AM] V: Goodbye Grant
[1/7/2016 7:05:50 AM] V: Thank you for letting vris be nothing more to me than another scar on my heart
[1/7/2016 7:06:04 AM] V: I hate you
[1/7/2016 7:06:12 AM] V: I HATE YOU
[1/7/2016 7:06:19 AM] V: WHY
[1/7/2016 7:06:34 AM] V: WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE HELPED
[1/7/2016 3:33:48 PM] V: Never tell anybody about my freak out this morning or I'll be disappointed in you
No.594910
>>594907
>>594908
did you self harm all Month?
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No.594912
>>594908
>And you deserve so much better
No.594913
>>594909
honestly what do you have to gain by posting this.
It doesn't hurt my feelings since even my body has a right to you people.
You might as well throw a fucking tantrum and mention the time I told I tried ODing and try saying it was because "I couldn't get into the chat".
Shut the fuck up.
No.594914
>>594910
I have been every month for a long time now.
No.594915
>>594913
[1/8/2016 8:20:41 PM] V: Basically, I have no reason to hurt anyone because. in this fucked up way, I know that the consequences of lashing out would hurt me more in the long run.
No.594916
hey vfan if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you
No.594917
>>594914
>>594913
i think you're taking hsg too seriously just a thought lol
No.594918
wheres ass tree i think hed get a kick out of this
No.594919
>>594905
>[1/7/2016 6:24:59 AM] V: I can't let her around Wesley without me seeing what they're saying or I'll self harm all Month
i still don't get how she's this fixated on me being worse than hitler and must be stopped
i'm what you said, nothing
now shoo
No.594920
>>594917
None of what I said was actually related to hsg is my point.
No.594921
>>594919
even hitler didn't spam hsg with poopydot
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No.594923
>>594919
trust issues from sexual abuse.
you managed to hurt me right where the long term consequences for you lie.
No.594924
>>594921
tbf we have no idea whether thats actually true or not
any one of us could be a hitler, right now.......
No.594926
>>594922
you don't even know the half of it all you know is being too afraid to go outside.
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No.594928
>>594923
yes, "sexual abuse"
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No.594930
>>594925
ok i can see why joey would be all like :D shes on a boat i guess
but what is that dolphin so fucking happy about its going to drown
No.594931
>>594927
shut the fuck up egghead
No.594932
>>594930
dolphins can swim anon
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No.594934
>>594932
i dont think i can believe that
No.594935
>>594930
It is probably raping something, fucking dolphins.
No.594936
>>594928
more real than the friends you told me you had you fucking autismal shit smear.
No.594937
if you cant do a double kickflip backstroke youre pretty much fucked 31 flavors from sundae tbh
No.594939
>>594936
honestly though the whole thing with the lesbian was make believe
No.594940
Do I even need bring up what Roasted told me you tell him every single fucking month you dumb obsessive bitch.
No.594941
>>594939
of course it was.
No.594942
vfan's obsession with egghead, who doesnt even come here
No.594943
>>594941
same goes for the boxcutter too
No.594944
*unshealthes boxcutter*
>:)
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No.594946
>>594942
your obsession with me because I put a wedge in your fucking bullshit.
I'm sorry you frail fucking white knight bitch.
>>594943
It's more real than anything you've ever told anyone here. my history with domestic abuse doesn't start or stop there.
back up. look at your life and shut the fuck up you comfortable autismal fuck.
be glad you're so disgustingly uneventful.
No.594947
>>594946
[1/18/2016 12:02:28 AM] V: Just remember. I may come back if I have not much left with vris just in order to hurt myself. And you don't want that, do you.
[1/18/2016 12:03:39 AM] obama's hip-hop bbq: i do not negotiate with terrorists, i wont let myself be manipulated by threats
[1/18/2016 12:04:00 AM] obama's hip-hop bbq: i dont want you to die but i'm not going to be jerked around because of threats of self harm
[1/18/2016 12:04:12 AM] obama's hip-hop bbq: im not getting involved in the you and vris thing
[1/18/2016 12:04:27 AM] V: I'm saying hurting myself by posting on hsg
[1/18/2016 12:04:47 AM] V: Not literal.
[1/18/2016 12:05:33 AM] V: And I'm not negotiating with you I'm just letting you know that I feel like shit and I have absolutely no one to air it out to and only one place to exhaust it
[1/18/2016 12:09:44 AM | Edited 12:09:54 AM] V: If you don't want that to happen stop letting vris lie to me because she's my only tangential thread I have left connected to your hell hole
No.594948
>>594947
Oh shut up and quit throwing a tantrum that alienates everyone because I called you a friendless jerk who's only life left is hsg.
You need this place yet you're going to realize being a tantrum throwing ass like me gets you nowhere fast.
No.594949
vfan you should stop telling lies about wouter
No.594950
>>594949
he hates drama what lies did I say?
No.594951
>>594948
how is posting dumb shit you said throwing a tantrum
No.594952
Grant being the biggest drama queen is obnoxious and wouter will not like it nor will other people I regularly talk to.
How is this a lie?
No.594953
>>594950
by that logic wouter hates you ten times more than grant
No.594954
>>594951
how is spamming not throwing a tantrum?
No.594957
I'm here to help sooth this pain in hsg. What can Dr.Spacebar help with today?
No.594958
>>594957
i need ten CCs of nigger, stat
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No.594960
>>594953
You should stop telling lies about Wouter.
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>>594960
if what i'm saying is a lie, does that make what you said about wouter a lie too
yes it does
No.594963
what new drama did i miss with vfan
she still threatening vris with suicide if she talks to wesley?
No.594964
>>594963
shes stalking vris and taking it out on me because im cockblocking her and not giving her information
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No.594967
you know
im kind of diggin danimals and gogurt
i might keep on em even once i can chew again
No.594968
>>594962
No it doesn't.
Wouter sometimes dislikes what Grant does. This is not a lie. He's not immune from social consequences by pretending to be an every man douche just like I'm pretending to be an uppity bitch.
>>594964
I'm honestly, back with her and everything is chill.
Like I said, everything you're doing right now is going along nicely with how I want it.
No.594969
>>594968
neithre of us are pretending yo udumb shit
No.594970
vfan: heh, all according to keikaku
ae note: keikaku means plan
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No.594972
>>594968
if wouter doesn't like what grant does because of drama reasons, then why does he not hate you more than grant? you cause the most drama here.
No.594973
>>594972
wouter doesn't not like grant just for drama reasons.
it's hard to sympathize with grant.
No.594974
like nobody knows shit about grant and he's not that great of a friend aside from being a sort of basis for everything to exist and people to go "thanks". He's hard to get mad at, but then again hard to care about that deeply. When he acts out like he does, he usually pays the price, as what use to happen in hsg.
No.594975
>>594974
pretty sure more people like grant than like you
No.594976
>>594973
it's a lot harder to sympathize with you
No.594977
oh my god shut up you nigger i dont care about what your jew snout says
No.594978
things i know about grant:
ironic shitposting 99.99% of the time
likes dbz
has a girlfriend who is a good artist
things i know about vfan:
crazy
says they were raped
did you admit the girlfriend was fake yet or
No.594979
>>594975
true.But that doesn't make what I said untrue either.
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>>594977
Yes you do.
You certainly wouldn't be here right now if you didn't care about the fact I told you the truth your entire social life is hsg.
No.594983
>>594981
See the thing of it is.
It's very easy to sympathize with me once I verbalize what you do better. Because people were already thinking it.
No.594984
>>594982
v he was here before you got here
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No.594986
>>594980
it is
name a single thing that makes you sympathetic
No.594987
>>594985
>You certainly wouldn't be here right now if
im sayin git over your shelf
No.594988
>>594985
"You wouldn't be here right now if not for me"
"You know, this community you've been a part of for about five and a half years. Me, having shown up in the past several months, is the reason you're staying. Totally".
No.594989
>>594983
you can't verbalize anything because everything you type is retarded
No.594990
>>594981
See the thing of it is.
It's very easy to sympathize with me once I verbalize what you do better. Because people were already thinking it.
>>594987
>>594988
Oh my god can you people read.
I didn't say forever, I meant at this current moment.
>>594989
Au contraire everything you people do is so simplistic that I cannot help but believe you're retarded.
No.594991
It is very amusing you're not calling the high school drop out the retard.
No.594992
>>594990
you can't read or write
No.594993
>>594992
Apparently the only one who couldn't read or write was grant because his ass never even got a GED
No.594994
>>594991
i would say a high school drop out is less retarded than a person going for a psych degree
No.594995
>>594994
I'd say you were retarded for thinking STEM humor is funny given where we're at and what it says of you.
No.594996
>>594993
wowo i never knew you needed a ged to read or write
No.594997
>>594996
You need a GED to be a basic functioning member of society and not a shut in retard who founded their social skills on the internet.
No.594998
everyone white knight grant
No.594999
>>594997
so what is your excuse for not being a basic functioning member of society
No.595001
>>594999
I love it when you shift the context and try and fit it where it doesn't fit.
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No.595003
>>595001
the context is and always has been that you are retarded
No.595004
post more epic pathetic vfan logs
No.595005
>>595003
One of the things I love about retards like you, is you never get new jokes.
>>595004
Do it and I win like Kevin Spacey at the end of Se7en.
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>>595007
it's what all of you are
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>>595004
[2:53:03 AM] V: you know. you're falling right into my hands by doing this and acting out the way you are.
[2:53:56 AM] V: I won't even bother try explaining how. You're too daft to graduate high school I doubt you could figure something so simple out.
[2:55:25 AM] obama's hip-hop bbq: 😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
[2:56:33 AM] V: it's not really a joke. I mean you acting like a self absorbed ass hole just because I'm stepping on your toes has social consequences.
[2:56:48 AM] V: Consequences I'm going to use to my advantage to rip people away from you.
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>>595006
>>595008
you never fail to do this do you
No.595012
I opened 626 packs of cards.
Anyone want to see the results?
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No.595015
I bought 10 foil packs with the store credit.
No.595016
I traded in the dupes and got the uncommon I was missing.
No.595017
>dokkan battle world tournament 2 is open
time
to
KILL
No.595018
>>595017
go son
mobage to the extreme
No.595019
im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored
No.595020
holllly fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk im sol borre dbored boredddd BOresdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
No.595021
i i iiiiiii die all u sally samaerateans. MOOOOOOO
No.595022
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i wasted $15 and im ready for death
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i have $115 and i dont know what to do with it
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this is nice
just me
this is the apex of hsg
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bob odendidck has large forehad
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how much did he even get away with
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yummy cummy cockies!!! :3
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why name your child betsy
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what if you killed yourself
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what if you killed myself
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i wish someone would kill me
No.595053
i like to jerk off to snuff films and pretend that im the one getting killed
No.595054
decapitation really does it for me
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touch my butt and decapitate me
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It's Hamilon's call, and Hamilon would never agree.
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okay, i think you've had enough shitposts for one night anon
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i lived across from a guy who robbed a bank
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constant intrusive thoughts about mutilating your genitals
No.595079
the most consistent one is stabbing my testicles with sewing needles
No.595080
i just cant stop thinking about it! :3
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you wanna see a dead body
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theres so much hair on my floor from pulling it out
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got a coding interview at 10
wish me luck!
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555 grr 48455654203520002 - 55
No.595098
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
i am ready for death
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No.595101
it's a good day to die!
prepare for ramming speed!
No.595102
i rest my footsies on the radiator to keep them nice and warm
No.595103
living in the city is cool but the poverty isnt
No.595104
my footsies are still warm
No.595105
my footsies are still warm
No.595107
my footsies are still warm
No.595108
my footsies are still warm
No.595109
>>595107
requesting footsie update
No.595110
Data, what's the status of the footsies?
No.595111
my footsies are still warm
No.595112
QUERY: FOOTSIE TEMPERATURE READINGS
RESPONSE: STILL WARM
No.595113
my footsies are still warm
No.595114
yea i love being a dumb silly faggot
No.595115
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
No.595117
i can do anything i want without consequence
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my footsies are getting hot...
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No.595124
>>594630
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahha
No.595125
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffhhhhhhhhh2
No.595126
This is it.
How can it get any better than this?
No.595127
moooom ba momba momba mooooom moom ba ba ba mooom ba ba ba mooom bab abba.. ||OOMBA||
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;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird ;> sex bird
No.595135
birdo blowjobs using her blowhole
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>>595143
reminder that garnet can still see the future, so when she came on to peridot, she knew peridot wouldn't go through with it
No.595146
ugh who decided that today was tuesday?
tuesday isn't friday
No.595147
>>595144
>>595144
I fucking hate you so much
No.595148
I think
i should just go
maybe not forever
but
staying here
is making me feel bad
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>>595148
do what ye gotta laddie
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>>595148
anon don't leave me here with them
No.595152
another one bites the dust
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>>595151
peri and i will still be here for you anon
No.595154
he was too weak
we are made stronger as a whole by him leaving...
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Dreams logged: 3 (41, 67, 90)
Images saved: 2 (2)
No.595209
blood
never faiiiiiled me yet
No.595864
*eats your ass while u do taxes*