No.595722
Ahhh, feels good to be hsg's official remover of vermin
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>>595724
Is that the Giant's Causeway
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>>595723
*sprays this post*
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No.595735
goddamn this place is pathetic
what are you all doing here
what do you DO with your lives
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>>595731
If I came back to visit, where would you take me
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>>595736
i honestly don't even know who you are, and i don't care
now answer my question
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>>595741
you're not even in the main chat you dumb cunt lol
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>>595735
i was just asking myself the same thing like five minutes ago
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>>595743
poopybutt! poopybutt!
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>>595751
can you read other's minds
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>>595748
still hotter than you
feel the envy, feel it burn!
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>>595751
They don't really say much about me unless I'm around. They added a shitty search function to the skype app finally
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>>595743
this is a very very nice peri
No.595758
peace
individual liberty
>legal weed
No.595760
all i know about vfan from the five minutes ive been here is she's a wickedly jealous bitch.
No.595762
I take that back, I don't seem to get mentioned EXCEPT by Socks
No.595763
>>595737
I never really hear girls say "my pussy". They use the word vagina instead, whereas guys will say in casual conversation "my dick" or "my cock".
No.595764
this is a very very nice peri
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>>595746
Saved cute/10
>>595748
Yeesh
No.595767
*wwalks into thread*
*wwavves at everythin*
No.595768
Notice that the rejected guys/guys who can't get dates are the ones being Misognistic, then when you call them out for their bullshit, they will call you a "Feminazi".
No.595771
>>595755
I'm gonna wear panties with lace, polkadots, stripes, plastic gemstones, and comic book characters all over them under a short thin skirt just to annoy you
No.595772
>>595769
why do you keep posting private vris shit when you know we'll just tell her and show her you breach her trust over and over
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No.595774
Egg lied about going to an ivy league university
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>>595763
If I called it my pussy I would sound like a porn star.
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>>595772
vfan is a psychopath
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>>595769
literally who cares about vris
No.595781
>>595774
Shut up Socks, nobody cares about my alma mater besides you
No.595782
>>595776
she looks ungoofed
No.595784
>>595775
you're not in the chat so you don't know shit about what's going on
No.595785
>>595779
literally only vfan
No.595786
>>595777
why is that, do you think?
No.595787
literally who cares about any of this
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>>595776
More epic posts like this tbh
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>>595781
unnamed ivy league school is not your alma mater sweaty :)
No.595793
why is bill clinton's dead cat in the skype chat
No.595794
Vman's possessiveness going out of control
Vman maxing out his credit card to fly to Australia and murder Vris
No.595795
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>>595795
stop riding her dick scatboy
No.595798
maxing out my cummie card
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>>595790
I can't name it pipsqueak. You might as well ask for my address and number and SS
No.595801
>>595798
buy five cummies, get 1 free
No.595804
>>595800
What's your address, phone number, and social security
No.595806
this place is so pathetic. oh my god. it's gotten so bad here. jesus. for fuck's sake when homestuck updates just stay away from /co/, okay, no one wants you there. fucking losers.
No.595807
fuck this shit i am dropping out of high school
peace
No.595809
>>595806
what's that?
make, like 80 threads when homestuck updates?
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No.595811
>>595806
Shut the fuck up cuckchanner
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No.595816
>>595806
you're right, tbh
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No.595819
[1/7/2016 6:17:16 AM] V: I've fallen in love with vris and we both know too much about each other
[1/7/2016 6:17:20 AM] V: And
[1/7/2016 6:17:31 AM] V: Her being around someone who sexually harassed me
[1/7/2016 6:17:35 AM] V: And wanting that
[1/7/2016 6:17:39 AM] V: Is just
[1/7/2016 6:18:04 AM] V: It fucking hurts more than you'll ever dream of knowing and questions of whether or not I should leave come up every night
No.595820
are girls with male dogs here? i would like to ask some questions :)
No.595822
>>595819
posting nudes isn't sexual harassment i think
No.595824
[1/7/2016 6:12:26 AM] V: Listen you son of a bitch
[1/7/2016 6:12:47 AM] V: You have no idea what's going on
[1/7/2016 6:12:58 AM] V: Do not remove me from the chat
[1/7/2016 6:13:06 AM] V: I'll not even post in it
[1/7/2016 6:14:00 AM] V: I'm literally sobbing right now you don't want to do this please
[1/7/2016 6:15:26 AM] V: GRANT
[1/7/2016 6:15:33 AM] V: Fucking talk to me I swear to god
[1/7/2016 6:15:48 AM] V: You are just my worst fucking nightmare
No.595825
>>595821
[1/7/2016 6:12:26 AM] V: Listen you son of a bitch
[1/7/2016 6:12:47 AM] V: You have no idea what's going on
[1/7/2016 6:12:58 AM] V: Do not remove me from the chat
[1/7/2016 6:13:06 AM] V: I'll not even post in it
[1/7/2016 6:14:00 AM] V: I'm literally sobbing right now you don't want to do this please
[1/7/2016 6:15:26 AM] V: GRANT
[1/7/2016 6:15:33 AM] V: Fucking talk to me I swear to god
[1/7/2016 6:15:48 AM] V: You are just my worst fucking nightmare
>>595822
to be fair, it is
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>>595824
>>595825
that is an epic hivemind
No.595829
>>595828
so when you do it to others it's fine
No.595830
>>595825
>>595824
I'm literally sobbing in laughter
No.595831
did vfan seriously just get upset that someone posted this
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>>595832
okay two things, 1) this is almost identical to moody's epic breakdown. 2) that's rough.
No.595836
>>595819
>>595824
>>595825
Didn't we do this yesterday
No.595837
>>595836
all day every day
No.595838
>>595836
if that idiot wants to fuck up my board because of her weird crush who doesnt even post here im going to post stuff she told me not to post
No.595839
>>595835
all these tripfags are the same scum
No.595840
Grant you're really stooping to her level rn
This is exactly what she wants she needs the attention
Just don't feed the trolls moronson
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>>595840
scorched earth policy 😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
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>>595835
Moody seems a lot cooler and nicer at this point. I thought that was the pinnacle but wew was I wrong
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>>595838
Grant it's fake
It's all fake
She wants you to think you're hurting her
You're doing fake damage and shitting up your own board
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>>595840
On the one hand this, on the other hand it's funny because us Skypenigs™ know exactly how hard she is bullshitting
No.595847
I can't imagine why anyone would get worked up over this place. I sometimes think about it at work and I come up with funny post ideas, but that's it.
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>>595839
it's almost like all tripfags have the same mental disorders
>>595843
comparitivly, vfan is so much worse. but they're similar. but nothing will ever make moody seem cool or nice. he just sperged on an artist awkwardly like, 2 days ago on the tumbl.
No.595850
does anyone have a mental breakdown that i had
have i had any mental breakdowns in the thread?
No.595851
>>595840
how is asstree the voice of reason in this
you realize you guys aren't epicly burning vfan
you're feeding her
and you have been constantly
No.595853
>>595844
see>>595848
but instead of chess its a slip and slide covered in dog shit
No.595854
>>595850
no you're just boring
No.595855
>>595850
does saving wonk count
No.595856
i think The Office has completed my transition into a bisexual
No.595857
>>595856
jim is ugly and has stupid hair tho
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>>595857
no way dude
he's cute as hell
No.595861
i am just now realizing the irony of moody being obsessed with "saving shitto", only for wonk to be the one who got saved in the end while moody screamed helplessly for everyone to stop and let him die
No.595863
>>595852
mcfuck me up, fam
No.595865
>>595861
it's like pottery
No.595866
>>595857
>shit tier American office
Anon...
No.595867
>>595866
Both offices are shit :3c
No.595868
>>595866
>egg's shit taste
why am i not surprised
No.595869
>>595861
was shitto ever even in danger or was moody just projecting? also are there caps of
>while moody screamed helplessly for everyone to stop and let him die
No.595870
>>595861
People who are actually depressed and suicidal don't brag about it.
No.595871
>>595859
he's just a dude with a weird face and increasingly terrible haircut that's tricking you into thinking he's cute by looking directly into the camera every episode with his big dopey eyes
No.595872
>>595869
i dont think moody was even around at the time
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>>595868
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CASUAL ASDFGHJKL you haven't seen it have you
No.595875
>>595869
i'm pretty sure shitto wasn't in "danger"
but i know wonk is an actual pedophile, and was in contact w/ them
i convinced shitto of that who was previously unaware of it's actuality, and i think they fell out of contact after that
i saved shitto.
No.595876
I don't like moody
>>595851
Vfan asked me to white knight her I don't actually care about any of this
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>>595872
yes he was
i remember him coming in towards the end of the hubbub and going ballistic when he found out what happened
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>>595875
>i'm pretty sure shitto wasn't in "danger"
>i saved shitto.
hm. are you projecting now?
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>>595875
>i know wonk is an actual pedophile
show us on the doll
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>>595873
i haven't watched it yet, no, but this show doesn't even come close to shit-tier
>>595871
his weird face is cute and his eyes are pretty. also i like his hair
No.595884
what a fucking piece of shit
i'm so glad he's dead
No.595885
>>595859
jim is in 13 hours and he has a beard, fyi
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>>595880
i saved them from wonk's annoying lack of social skills
>>595881
i'm pretty positive he linked to shotafics before
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>>595879
yeah at the end yeah he showed up and was like mad about people trying to help wonk bc of whatever went down between them but i dont remember it being a huge shitshow
maybe it was just overshadowed in my memory by the rest of the all that, it was like 8 years ago now so who knows
No.595889
>>595882
a shitty gay kid who used this emoticon that i can't quite remember how to do
o3- !!
;m !!
no fuck help me please
No.595890
shitto is my best friend even though he spams and wont stop
dont insult him
No.595892
>>595887
that doesn't mean he's a pedophile, it just means he's a creep
>i saved them from wonk's annoying lack of social skills
and that's what really matters, isn't it
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>>595885
he is horribly miscast in that role
anyone who's seen the office will not be able to possibly take him seriously as a big gruff soldier man
No.595895
how the FUCK can i make a winky kissface emoticon this shit is impossible
No.595896
>>595892
a creep with potential to be a pedophile imo
and i can't tell if that's some epic e-sarcasm or not, but it absolutely what matters
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>>595893
he's never going to recover from getting passed on for captain america
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>>595883
It's really good. Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant wrote it too
No.595899
>>595896
no sarcasm at all
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>>595897
wow, he would have been even shittier in that role
No.595901
no see i self insert as the shota
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>>595898
i don't doubt it's good, gervais is funny as hell and merchant is severely underrated
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>>595901
>wonk really just had a daddy kink all along
No.595905
What
Those two do nothing but bully Karl
No.595906
>>595902
Yeah Ricky Gervais basically got famous by being a little bit of an attention whore in that show (and in general.)
No.595907
>>595904
no fucking way
is this actually made by the guy
No.595908
sponge is chill when not doing his irony shtick
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>>595907
I actually found this on >>>/v/ I have no idea
No.595911
I feel bad but now that she's gone I'm kind of bored
No.595913
>>595908
i like him better with his epic shtick...
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>>595911
maybe because this place is empty and pointless and exists literally only as a place where attention whores whore attention
just leave, be free, do something with your fucking life, go on any other board, one that is about something, where you can actually TALK with PEOPLE about SOMETHING
let this place d i e
No.595920
i "hope" i don't get e(pic) coli from my weird chipotle burrito lol
No.595921
Egghead
>V de VII , pulchellus ultum perfectus
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>>595918
you make a compelling argument
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>>595924
you're goddamn right i do
No.595926
is the elder scrolls online bad? i heard it's bad
No.595927
>>595922
It's more like atc tbh
No.595928
>>595926
Yes it's even worse than Skyrim
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No.595930
has anyone figured out why the front page of this board breaks
No.595931
>>595926
yeah
it's so boring, it made me nauseous
No.595932
>>595930
because infinity is garbage
No.595933
>>595930
i dont think anyone cares
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>>595930
you mean like not updating or whats wrong with it
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>>595936
like, not updating
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>>595930
wait, does papyrus' normal attack change from "cool dude" based on language?
No.595942
>>595938
oh
yeah i dunno the /co/ has been doing that too
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>>595934
Other goofballs looks ugly but this one looks satanic
What do you think goes through her epic dolphin mind
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>>595943
i'm not sure if that thing is even alive
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>>595929
I'm too tired to remember egghead's trip
So I don't know if you're actually egghead or not
If you are egghead, why the fuck did you text me that time
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>>595941
oh lmao i haven't actually checked
i assume the german translation probably did, i could check
No.595948
>>595946
could u hear her sound
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>>595943
>What do you think goes through her epic dolphin mind
hate and pain
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>>595946
Couldn't read ur post wtf
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>>595940
we will return home someday...
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>>595951
no you will not. stay here and rot.
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>>595951
/vg/ is where we were meant to be
hiveswap will save us
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>>595952
>>595940
at least the cubans who come to florida on rafts don't hit the beach and immediately start prasing Castro and the wonders of communism as they suck down our benifits.
If you post here instead of hiro's cuck shed, you must like it better. So eat shit.
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>>595950
Fucking 'dorfed ouch
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>>595956
nothing about this comic, original or edited, is funny. Commit suicide at once.
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>>595957
>at least the cubans who come to florida on rafts don't hit the beach and immediately start prasing Castro and the wonders of communism as they suck down our benifits.
all this epic meme racism aside, i post in 4/co/ too. im just here to mock your life choices and ask why you haven't stopped posting here yet, like i mentioned here >>595918
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No.595964
>typing in captchas every post
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>>595957
i'm an exile not an immigrant
No.595966
>dealing with shitty mods
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>>595962
why don't you gargle my ball sweat you nigger ape
No.595969
>>595964
>>595966
both would be better than dealing with you
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>>595962
hmm... i deem you unepic
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>>595946
I think I was just checking if it was really your number. You're talking about when I used an app to text you right
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>>595960
>Commit suicide at once
what? what was that? "commence epic dump of the greatest hits of paradox space?"
well alright then
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>>595971
i'm not doing anything for you nigger, die
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>>595972
Yeah
That really is my number
Sponge kept FUCKING spamming me
No.595977
damn, even paradox space was two years ago?
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No.595979
If you think about it, that's exactly what a nigger does. They march and hoot in Fergueson about how this country is too racist and mean to them, then they horf down millions of dollars in EBT.
halfchan cucks are the same thing. They whine and wail about this place but refuse to leave. Nobody is marching into your house and slapping that enter key. You're a fucking faggot coon and I hope pieces of your intestine slip out your ass crack and land in a pile on the floor.
No.595980
anyone worth anything to the homestuck fandom has moved on to steven universe and undertale
No.595981
STOP BEING FAGS YOU QUEERS
No.595982
>>595977
I know
PROTOMEN ACT III IS STILL NOT OUT
I AM LIT AS HELL UP IN THIS BITCH
No.595983
>>595979
alright how much did you donate to josh
No.595984
>>595976
Why did anyone have your number? If it makes you feel better I didn't save it.
>>595979
Man you are really not improving your chances at a date
No.595985
rev is a butthurt shithorse nigger boy
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>>595980
anyone worth anything is in no way associated to undertale
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>>595979
all dose ebt
all dose hamboigahs
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>>595981
hey, you started it!
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>>595988
These are great I dont ginv a funk what pepleo say...
No.595991
get mah life back on track...
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>>595988
that one can at least be seen as funny to some
i don't see any humor in the monkey one whatsoever
No.595994
Vfan's husbando is sans I bet
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>>595993
okay so go back to /utg/ and enjoy your furry pedo scat
No.595998
paradox space was five years ago
No.595999
How can vfan have such good taste at times and such garbo taste other times
No.596001
the felt comic was the only good pxs comic
No.596002
>>595992
the monkey one wasnt funny AND it's not even homestuck
No.596005
>>595990
>>595992
it's all in the punchline. ponies has one. the zoo one really doesn't
this one is a masterpiece though
No.596006
i want to see if anyone can still enjoy something as innocent as homestuck
No.596007
>>596001
i actually kind of liked the last one
No.596008
>>596003
Nah
>>596001
Nah
>>596005
>any of the "A fun day for" comics
Those are the worst! Nah
No.596009
>>595999
I'd fuck the chick in this drawing
No.596010
>>596006
I can still enjoy old Homestuck on rereads!
No.596011
>>595930
>>595938
8chan's been broken for months
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>>596005
>giant anime eyes
almost had me
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>>596008
master piece
look at this drama! suspense! thrilling conclusion!
this is worth pausing homestuck for
No.596020
was caliborn in a single pxs comic
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>>596015
>>596016
>>596017
>>596018
stop
No.596022
>>596012
lol bec doesn't have eyes
this "a fun day for" is only funny because it's not about jaspers, it's about how fucking bonkers rose is
No.596023
>>596019
the 10th anniversary....
No.596024
>>596015
I didn't ask for your opinion cletus
No.596025
>>595985
You literally spammed me for months, you little shit
Go back to playing with your sister's toes
No.596026
i kind of wanna play a simple light strategy game
hows political machine 2016, anyone have any experience with that or i guess 2012 which was probably the same thing
No.596028
>>596020
he was on the evil team with vriska
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>>595941
>>595947
doesn't look like they changed it in this one
think they could but it'd be too much work or the word didn't fit
No.596038
>>596037
The fuck is up with that cyclopean squirrel?
No.596039
>>596028
that sounds like one of the bad ones
No.596040
the best pxs comic was the summer camp one tbqh
No.596041
>>596040
you're almost as unepic as unepic
No.596043
>>596009
No ass and slightly wide shoulders
Kinda looks like me
No.596044
a fun day for consorts!
now this was worth tanking the comic. this is a work of art. literary classic.
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No.596046
>>596042
rev
you love me
unblock me on snapchat
No.596047
>>596044
post the script for that comic
No.596049
do you know what. i should have been admin.
No.596050
>>596045
i cant see a fuckin image in this damn thing
No.596051
>>596040
no
the felt one > the summer camp one > the other one hussie did >>>>>>>>>>>> shit > the rest
No.596052
>>596043
at least you're honest.
No.596053
>>596049
do you want everyone to move to /homestuckgen/
No.596054
>>596051
the felt one was dumb
No.596055
>>596049
Here's your reply
No.596056
>>596049
ill give yo uthe board for 30$
No.596057
>>596054
you can't troll me i know all you do is lie
No.596058
>>596040
agreed
>>596051
agreed
>>596047
>#WRITING - Rachel Rocklin
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>>596052
Wish I could say the same for you Vman
No.596060
>>596049
>>596056
Do you learn nothing from dumbgarbage, zwid?
DO NOT GIVE VFAN THE BOARD
No.596061
>>596041
*is offended*
>>596051
i don't even remember the felt one
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No.596063
>>596056
nope. I don't trust you.
No.596064
bea, ipgd, i don't think females have the capacity lead a homestuck imageboard..
No.596065
>>596060
i haven't administrated this board in seven months lol
No.596066
>>596061
>don't even remember the felt one
You must not remember the roofie, either
DOHOHOHOHOHO
No.596067
>>596059
Roasted likes my dick more than your vagina apparently.
No.596068
so much of pxs was just cute characters doing cute things with no jokes or plot or words
No.596069
>>596058
>>#WRITING - Rachel Rocklin
do you have it? that doc rachel posted to show the creative process of pxs, and it was literally 'consorts do this, its cute!' and nothing else
No.596070
>>596067
Hey, at least egghead didn't have to *pretend* to be a girl formattention
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>>596070
at least I'm not dumb or autistic enough to give someone from hsg my snapchat you cow looking fuck.
No.596073
>>596063
>>596056
i'll be the middleman. vfan, i'll need the money. grant, i'll need the board
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>>596066
ohhhhhh
that's where all of last july went, i was wondering about that
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>>596072
Way to "roast" me, Lurch
Don't you have a cemetery to be digging in today?
No.596078
>>596061
>i don't even remember the felt one
jeez
it was literally the best, because Hussie wrote it
i mean look at these japes
No.596079
>>596077
what does this mean omg
No.596080
>>596069
i actually donut have it
No.596081
i want to ride rev around like he's a greasy horse
No.596082
>>596079
you are grotesquely proportioned and ugly
No.596083
I hate hussie's writing style tbh
No.596084
No.596085
>>596082
look who's talking you shut in bitch
No.596086
>>596079
Are you so completely ignorant of media that you don't know who Lurch is?
No.596087
>>596067
Ew. He is free to it.
No.596088
>>596077
couldnt understand ur posts wtf
No.596089
>>596083
Yeah nuhuss is shit
No.596090
>>596086
be more coherent please.
No.596092
>>596090
this is asking a man with no legs to walk
No.596093
>>596078
those japes are on fire
literally aflame
No.596094
>>596079
I took it to mean that you like digging up really old dirt to throw at people
No.596095
No.596097
>>596087
[12/12/2015 10:25:04 AM] Egghead: And worst of all he knows I adore him, knows I want nothing more than to please him, knows he drives me up the wall, and kept me stuck in that for as long as possible
:)
No.596098
>>596091
This ship never made sense to me
No.596099
No.596100
egg you really shouldn't have talked to me about roasted that time and pretend you don't like him now.
No.596101
>>596090
>>596094
Lurch. The Butler from The Adams Family?
Like the whole family is dead but not really so Lurch has to dig up the really old family members now and then.
Jesus, you people have no taste in TV, do you?
No.596102
No.596103
No.596104
>>596098
she only loves him for the pun
No.596105
>>596097
Lmao
I'm not embarrassed. He was my friend and kept me from killing myself, of course I adore him.
No.596106
>>596093
hussie's jape train has no breaks
unrelated note but who else didn't get the "clover is always getting lucky" joke on this page until literally just now? no one? just me?
No.596107
[12/12/2015 10:16:22 AM] Vfan: uh
[12/12/2015 10:16:31 AM] Vfan: not being able to get over a boy itis
[12/12/2015 10:17:13 AM] Egghead: No it's not that
[12/12/2015 10:17:32 AM] Egghead: It's not because I can't have him, because that was never an option.
[12/12/2015 10:18:16 AM | Edited 10:18:52 AM] Egghead: It's that he makes it impossible to be friends with and sent mixed signals and led me around
No.596108
>>596105
well he doesn't fucking like you at all lol
No.596109
No.596110
[12/12/2015 10:14:42 AM] Egghead: I love roasted and it's kind of a problem
No.596111
it's well past time to put down the katneppers
No.596112
>>596100
I'm not pretending not to like him. I love him. I think he's great. I just don't put up with shit from people, even if I lot care about them.
No.596113
i spent $60 on a signed copy of hivebent
which i was supposed to have gotten years ago
which i was later informed was only the first half of the game and that i'd have to buy the second half separately
which then got turned into a 2D 2003 flashplayer game and rebooted from scratch
No.596114
>>596105
>>596107
>>596108
>>596110
wow i dont care about any of this
No.596115
Couldn't shave my gross beard and lose the weight wtf
No.596116
>>596112
Leave him the fuck alone and move on.
No.596117
hsg: high school-style drama edition
No.596118
>>596113
[hussie voice] gee, ain't i a stinker? *nibbles canned bread*
No.596119
>>596117
this
grow up ladies
No.596120
>>596116
leave eggy the fuck alone, your hatecrush is embarrassing
No.596121
[12/12/2015 10:11:57 AM] Egghead: If it doesn't bother you now it would later
[12/12/2015 10:12:17 AM] Vfan: Nahhhhhhhhh
my most naive judgement.
No.596123
No.596124
>>596113
Don't be sad
Pre-scratch Hivestuck was gonna suck anyway
No.596125
>>596123
That's your own damn fault
No.596126
>>596116
Leave what alone? I blocked his number moron. I only made contact again when I needed his advice during a crisis (which he helped with) and then when I finished my uncompletes and thanked him for it.
Vfan you are hilarious. You are the last person to ever learn about anything and yet you act so smug, it's awesome
No.596128
hiveswap was worth it for joey!
No.596130
>>596113
i spent $25 :(
but it was during college so it was like a weeks worth of food
>>596123
wew
i'm sorry for your loss
No.596132
>>596126
>>596131
don't fight kids
No.596133
>>596113
correction: first 1/4th of the game
No.596134
>>596117
some people seem to get stuck at the age of 17 for awhile and think stirring up relationship drama is the most interesting and hurtful stuff ever lol
they're also the people who end up at a deadend wageslave job at 30 with kids and no way out
No.596135
Seriously
You were getting prescratch Hiveswap
Now you get postscratch Hiveswap.
No.596136
No.596137
>>596135
translate this pls
No.596138
>>596133
is it not the first half?
i thought hussie decreed hivebent would be 8 episodes, and 4 episodes counted as "a game", thereby only giving people half without technically reneging on his kickstarter premise
No.596139
No.596140
Speaking of thirst, maybe I should repost all that weird crap you said about "stealing roasted." Does he know you want to make the no homo fanfic a reality
No.596142
>>596135
itchy ass = prescratch
comfortable ass = postscratch
No.596145
>>596129
>She is as ruthless and terrible as me.
oh, awesome
so you can both fuck off and die
No.596146
>>596144
We'll post your 8'9" pro bodybuilder manhands
No.596147
did anyone order a new tripfag?
No.596148
>>596140
do you have that, i want to read it again
No.596149
No.596150
>>596147
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
No.596151
i keep saying hivebent
i'd rather have paid for hivebent that hiveswap
what kind of retarded name is hiveswap anyway, that's completely fucking inaccessible to anyone not already in your fanbase, nobody is going scroll past "hiveswap" in steam and be like hmm maybe i should check that out no they're going to think it's about raising fucking bees or something
No.596152
>>596141
maybe he doesn't want to be dragged into this shit
No.596153
>>596147
I love Joey!
>>596149
Big enough to be a giantess, small enough to have an intimate physical relationship with
No.596154
>>596151
a game about raising bees probably would be out by now lmao
No.596155
>>596151
should have gone with "joey quest"
No.596156
i should make some potatoes
yea that sounds good
No.596157
>>596151
oh it's about bugchasing alright
No.596158
No.596159
why the fuck is vfan even back
are we all just pretending we didnt read her epic tantrum
No.596160
>>596159
yes
none of that ever happened because seriously who the fuck cares
No.596161
>>596159
shut
up
about her
and talk about anything mildly interesting
you are the problem
No.596162
>>596159
what did you expect
No.596163
>>596149
So do we all
Preferably Jasper.
No.596164
No.596165
Someone post "her" hand and feet
No.596166
>>596159
i posted the skypenig list and vfan was in the thread at the time
No.596167
>>596154
>game about raising bees
Minecraft has that mod, it's called "Forestry".
No.596168
No.596169
>>596148
Maybe? I am not actually that excited to go hunt for it though. Those messages gave me the heebie jeebies. Her saying something about getting him to spank her... Eugh. Fucking weird. What was she even trying to do, was she angry about not being in the chat?
No.596170
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No.596171
>>596163
the most epic post you've ever made tbh
No.596172
wesley is key to all this
No.596173
>want to install and play binary domain
>dbz dokkan battle starts event i want to grind the fuck out of for the next 5 days
No.596174
just ban the skypenigs until they stop this shit
No.596175
>>596152
Unfortunately it's confirmed that he's privately chatted with her. RIP old friend
No.596176
>>596169
no i meant the no homo fanfic
No.596177
No.596178
does moody still do art or did she kill herself because no "big name artists" liked her
No.596180
>>596178
moody closed his tumblr.
No.596182
>>596178
she's a janitor who is on drugs lol
No.596183
>>596179
Even your skypelogs show you hinting about being a man
Just fucking admit it already
No.596184
Egghead and vfan wouldn't fight so much if they just lezzed out and got all that tension out of the way
No.596185
>>596179
suck my cock dude
No.596186
>>596172
i am the key to salvation
No.596187
>>596178
last time i saw ol' moods, he told all his tumblr followers he had cancer and then after he got condolences he said actually he didn't but he was making a statement on the frailty of life or something
business as usual
No.596188
*inhales loudly*
*farts quietly*
No.596189
>>596186
your destruction is, rather
No.596190
No.596191
>>596180
when? cuz he just sperged on dan mcneely a few days ago
No.596192
>>596187
It's weird that 'I have cancer' is a lie I see a lot
No.596193
No.596196
>As part of our push to increase account security, you can no longer opt out of trade and Market confirmations. To complete a trade, trade offer, or Market listing, you'll need to confirm that action via a Steam email
No.596199
>>596196
okay now that's just stupid
No.596200
*sighs*
"They're fighting again..."
*Takes vworm out of eggerpillar's play pen and sets her in the time out chair*
No.596201
i still dont even know what i did to freak moody out
No.596202
No.596204
>>596200
you really oughta detooth them
No.596205
>>596199
some gypsy kids get their accounts hijacked and suddenly steam is locked down tighter than the nuke launch codes
No.596206
Egg maybe you shouldn't call people crazy abusive cunts when you were fucking abusive and manipulative towards roasted when all he wanted to do was help you in the first place.
I'm just saying. Shut the fuck up and leave my personal shit alone. Get the fuck out of my life and stop talking to me.
Stop doing what Roasted told me you do by fucking dwelling on people and making them into more than they are.
Eat my shit and go back to being depressed you were more humble and less destructive.
No.596207
No.596208
>>596204
But then I'll have to prechew their food! I don't have time for that...
No.596209
>>596207
some gypsy kids got their accounts hijacked
No.596210
>>596205
they even say that if you opt out of confirmations steam support will tell you to suck a lemon. Did people not read?
No.596211
>>596201
so which freakout were you
No.596212
>>596206
>Shut the fuck up and leave my personal shit alone. Get the fuck out of my life and stop talking to me.
maybe
you should do the same
to her?
No.596213
>>596211
the clown of course
No.596214
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>>596189
if i go out now, hsg will burn out like a star and reach a slow, agonizing death
i am fueling the train and stopping me now will lead to a very bad time
No.596215
If you girls don't stop and behave it's the treadmill and collar for you both...
No.596218
he's a funnier character than we've had before
No.596219
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No.596220
 | Rolled 4 (1d8) |
1 - Bastion
2 - Final Fantasy VII
3 - Final Fantasy X-1/2
4 - Devil May Cry 4
5 - Assassin's Creed Black Flag
6 - Killzone Shadowfall
7 - InFamous Second Son
8 - InFamous First Light
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No.596222
| Rolled 3 (1d8) |
>>596220
reroll
No.596223
>>596220
>playing dmc games
Why
No.596224
>>596221
>letting yourself run to fat
Shameful
No.596225
>>596219
this cat looks like a tired old man
No.596226
my posts are like poetry
you know, it rhymes
hopefully it'll work
No.596227
| Rolled 4 (1d8) |
>>596220
>>596222
rerolling
No.596228
| Rolled 7 (1d8) |
REROLLING
No.596229
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No.596231
No.596233
I miss Wonk
:o(
You can't honestly say that Egghead and vfan are any worse
Shit, I miss Moody even.
No.596234
>>596227
The dice have decreed that you shall be lobotomized.
No.596235
No.596236
>>596233
i did not miss you
No.596237
>>596233
Holy shit why did everyone come back tonight
>>596235
Midbudget games are dead forever
No.596238
I miss those rice patties morningstar used to do. Those were fucking delicious
No.596239
oh man
check out these horse wieners
No.596240
>>596232
jfc its some sort of poodle cat
catdle
catadoodle
No.596241
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>>596236
you love my schtick :^)
No.596242
>>596239
Holy shit a talking zoophile
No.596243
No.596245
>>596228
>infamous second son
nice
probably my favorite ps4 game tbh
No.596246
>>596242
I'm not attracted to horse wieners anon
but you've gotta admit, wouldn't you rather have a horse wiener?
No.596247
>>596241
this joke doesn't work here because unlike johnny bravo, cronus is bisexual.
No.596248
>>596246
>MLP XXX unrated action!!
No.596249
>>596246
i wish i busted horse sized nuts
ok maybe not actually that sounds terrible
>>596247
sorry professor meme, i'll try harder next time
No.596250
>>596246
Look at the shame on his face
No.596251
>>596246
whats wrong with that horse
it sprung a leak
No.596252
>>596246
every human you had sex with has a pretty high risk of dying
on the upside your dick would be a gun once you figured out how to fire the plug
No.596253
| Rolled 5 (1d8) |
>>596249
fuck off wonk spawn
No.596254
>>596249
i think that's pee
No.596255
this whole thread has been awful
No.596256
hmm
it appears my lifestyle determines my deathstyle
No.596257
>>596254
nah, that's semen.
No.596258
>>596253
But I'm older than him
Technically he's the spawn
>>596254
i have seen enough horse ejaculate to know what i'm about, son
No.596259
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No.596261
walk into thread whips out dads rifle blows away every trip, name and flagfag that stands in my way
No.596262
the most painful george lucas related thing is when he walks into that meeting the storyboarders are having and he just starts marking up all of their pictures with pink and yellow hi-lighters, to indicate which characters are special effects
he does it so mindlessly and quickly, leaping from frame to frame and scribbling everywhere in what appears to be some weird attempt to show his genius at work
and all the artists and writers who have spent months and months on this shit just watch in shock, abject horror on each face, knowing they'll be unable to say anything except "wow that's great george" after he gets done raping them
No.596263
>>596258
>>596257
but the stuff coming out is yellow; i think it's peeing so hard that it's foaming against the ground
also, wouldn't it be more erect if it was ejaculating?
i mean i'm no expert, buttttttttttttt
No.596265
wwhens swwellguy comin back
>>596261
Don't come to hsg tomorrow
No.596266
>>596265
never only horrible people come back
No.596267
No.596269
>>596263
his semen is already rotten from not having a nut in a while, also explaining the volume.
and he only had a half chub.
No.596270
>>596245
oh yeah you were the reason why i brought
what to do
No.596271
>>596263
Loopy, resident horse piss expert
No.596272
No.596273
>>596271
>giving the title to someone
>when one of the contestants is a literal horse
No.596274
>>596272
Horsie, resident horse semen expert
No.596275
>>596269
hmmmm i don't think that's right but i don't know enough about horse anatomy to disagree
>>596271
nononooooooooo they were just simple uneducated observations
No.596278
>>596276
just rev here up lol
No.596279
>>596276
>karkat didn't fuck the nep
what a fuggin horrible character.
No.596280
>>596274
Actually HSE is the horse expert
And I grew up in Montana
So, you know...
No.596281
hsg which one of these do you think is better
No.596282
No.596283
>>596276
>>596278
SOMEONE SUMMONS ME
No.596284
>>596280
I'm less than a mile from a horse farm.
No.596285
bluh the new adderall filler tastes terrible dripping down the back of your throat
but that kick, man, that kick
No.596286
I think I liked dead HSG better.
No.596287
>>596282
me too
i was hoping it would look better but the new skin looks like poop
No.596289
check out this horse pullin his wiener and balls up inside of him
No.596290
Eh
I think it's because I'm in a transhumanist mood
No.596291
>>596288
where's this quiz
No.596292
No.596293
>>596291
Literally Google "How Much of a Cuck Are You?"
No.596294
No.596295
>>596293
you're gonna get put on the international cuck database, a big black bull will come and ntr you
No.596298
>>596297
YES THAT WAS THE IMPLICATION
No.596299
I'm less of a cuck than Cletus
No.596301
>>596297
what is wrong with an epic wingman bro...
No.596302
No.596308
PLZ DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T RE-POST THIS COMMENT YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 THREADS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
No.596347
>>596233
how've you been, brother