No.596307
Joey is such a cheap whore if you offer her a nickel or a dime for sex, she'll always take the nickel! I love Joey!
No.596310
>>596303
Now this is a good post
No.596311
uh oh
also this quiz is dog-doody tbqh
No.596312
isnt this such
a rev-iful night
whoa-oh
No.596313
Remember the 14 words, /hsg/
No.596314
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No.596316
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No.596317
>>596311
I have no idea if libertarainism/anarchy is considered cuck or not by this quiz
No.596318
>>596317
i would assume so
pretty much anything that isn't a right-wing nutjob counts for your score i think
No.596319
>>596318
But that's conservative by many definitions
No.596321
>>596317
same here
libertarian socialism doesn't seem very cuck, but knowing /pol/...
No.596322
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No.596323
>>596321
national socialism is the only thing free of cucks
No.596324
>>596317
Anarchy is not considered cuck
see >>596315
No.596325
>>596323
bleh its not even real socialism
No.596326
Sometimes I flip between technocratic meritocracy like Bismarck's Germany and sometimes I feel like a worldly empire like Rome would be the most realistic
But the best would be a complete state of anarchy with no laws
But I should probably learn how to shoot a gun and learn to live innawoods before I start advocating that
No.596327
>>596326
>no laws
no rulers does not mean no rules, cletus.
No.596328
No.596330
Authoritarian Socialism is best government
Liberate me, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Let me be part of your glorious Novorussiya
No.596331
i want no laws so i am free to murder cletus
No.596332
No.596333
>>596329
whyd you draw nep huggin peri
No.596335
>>596327
At first there would be the laws of Nature
But eventually those would be changed too
No.596336
>>596333
thats not a poopy.......
No.596337
>>596335
you mean the
RULES OF NATURE
No.596338
>>596337
IN THE END
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
No.596339
>>596335
why am i not surprised
No.596340
is there a site that rates mmos based on whether or not you can play as a cute boy?
No.596341
No.596342
>>596341
it's not gay to want to play as a cute boy
No.596343
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No.596345
>>596339
That was a good release
No.596349
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No.596353
>a cute catgirl will never present to you
No.596354
>>596338
HIGH-FIVE TORGUE?!
No.596355
HER HUSBAND CAME BACK FROM THE SKELETON WAR
No.596356
No.596357
>>596355
>you will never fuck a cute skele
wweh
i just wanna get high with sans
No.596358
gentlemen, how do we fix /m/?
No.596359
>>596356
>>596358
What board is that? Music? Mecha?
No.596360
>>596359
it's mecha you fuggin swine
No.596361
No.596363
>>596360
Tell them that Diebuster/Gunbuster was the peak of mecha, everything else is G1 transformers tier.
No.596365
>>596363
we already know that the buster's are top tier
god
No.596366
>>596365
Then tell them Exodia > Gundam
No.596368
>>596355
and he brought a friend!
No.596369
>rev and wes pooping back and forth
No.596370
No.596373
No.596376
>>596372
they draw the best gems
No.596379
No.596380
>>596378
why did the artist feel the need to accentuate her butt crack
No.596381
>>596379
you are not karkat
No.596382
i can read this quiz like a book
No.596384
No.596385
it's giving me a headache to look at this page, much less edit it
No.596386
>>596382
but can you score 100
No.596390
No.596391
*jams it in to curly's mouth*
No.596392
>>596386
this is the best i could do
No.596393
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No.596394
>>596393
do you try and make especially revlike posts now that your trip is on
No.596396
do you ever feel
like a libbycuck
No.596397
>>596382
>>596392
i reality i got borderline cuck at like 17 or 30 i forgot
No.596398
No.596399
No.596400
you don't look like a libcuck...
you don't smell like a libcuck...
and you certainly aren't on fire like a libcuck!
No.596401
>>596400
you really like this meme huh
No.596402
>>596401
how did you know?
No.596403
you ain't nothin' but a libcuck
tweetin' all the time
No.596404
:33 < i'm ready, karkitty.
:33 < take me now!
No.596405
No.596406
>>596400
fug, what is that from.
No.596407
No.596410
if you're going to transparently self insert why not cut out the middleman
No.596412
>>596399
Did you see the 2hu porn I got sent?
It's not particularly good, by the way
No.596413
No.596414
>>596412
yeah
i was actually interested in half of those
No.596415
>>596414
maybe next year squirt
No.596417
No.596418
>>596414
Well, I had intended on just storing them
You wanna make an offer...
No.596419
No.596420
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No.596422
>>596420
I don't know the exchange rates so you do the math on them, is 1\4 their shelf price, plus shipping, fair?
No.596423
>>596422
uh
can i get some price numbers
don't you just live in the midwest
No.596424
i gave them away cause they're all on the panda...
No.596426
rev selling zwid second hand touhou porn
not surprising, still awful
No.596427
i forgot what they were lmao
No.596428
>>596423
I live in Tacoma, Washington
I'll look at them when I get home Friday
Did you just want the touhou or the other ones, too?
No.596429
>>596424
Some people prefer having the physical copies
No.596430
>>596429
it's harded to use them like that if you ask me
No.596431
>>596426
get a fucking GED you lazy hopeless homeless fucking failure. Leave your girlfriend because she deserves better than your deadbeat fucking failure ass.
get outside other than to see her and get a fucking education so she won't leave you. You're not getting married and you won't fucking last unless you actually prove you're not fucking hopeless.
Your feelings don't matter to her or anyone eventually.
No.596432
No.596433
No.596434
like nobody is going to crawl back to you
No.596435
like nobody is going to crawl back to you
No.596437
better a happy neet than a sad "success"
No.596438
>>596433
do you know what?
Yes I am quite fucking mad.
No.596439
>>596431
Even I have a GED
Also how exactly are you coping with Paul Bunyan Disease?
No.596440
>>596437
No it's not if he actually loves someone.
Being a deadbeat failure and love do not fucking mix especially when your girlfriend has more to choose from and is actually the person you don't want to be.
No.596441
>>596428
on further review, i'm only actually interested in 3 to 5 of them like, the ones by haitokukan and tsukiwani. i think the others looks like they have fetishes or characters that i'm not really interested in, like i'd ask for the love live one too but nah.
i'll probably just continue masturbating to doujins uploaded to nhentai on my bed again.
No.596442
>>596426
get a job, you dropout.
No.596443
>>596438
>wah he won't do everything i say, i hope he has a miserable life wahhh
do you even listen to yourself you cunt
the world doesn't revolve around you
No.596444
Better a fucking normal person than a hopeless isolated homeless person who's parents will eventually give up on.
No.596445
No.596446
>>596441
Well if you can tell me which is which Friday night when I'm here I'll separate them
No.596447
hey cf, here's that mayan kanayan
i tried to make her more classical mayan looking based off some of the stuff on that deviant art account you posted but mayan fashion is hard lol
i tried encorporating some jade into the clothes to make it feel more like kanaya but now it just looks mexican *shrugs*
No.596448
>>596442
is rev employable
No.596449
>>596443
Shut the fuck up you sniveling begging suck up the world doesn't revolve around grant
No.596450
No.596451
>>596448
More than Grant probably
No.596452
No.596453
>>596441
someone sent me a non-porn touhou thing that has chen's mom on the cover
No.596454
>>596447
do you have a tumblr
No.596455
>>596445
i'm not hacking my fucking phone to edit a cookie and i don't own a laptop.
chairs suck, dude
No.596456
>>596449
where in my post does it imply that the world revolves around grant
No.596457
Even zwid laughed at learning fucking grant dropped out of high school
No.596458
No.596459
>>596456
Then stop acting like you need to white knight him you pathetic bitch.
No.596461
>>596459
i'll defend anyone who receives unjustified hate
No.596462
>>596458
also i don't know the name of the one in the middle
No.596463
>>596453
i'm sure he'd be more interested in the onahole
No.596464
>>596461
fucking pathetic and hypocritical
No.596465
>>596448
Construction trained for ten years, forklift trained, voice response inventory management, dock inflow/outflow inventory management
I'm fucking employable
But everywhere I apply for warehouse work kept hiring repeat offender felons instead of me
Because the last temp agency I worked for fucked me over bigtime
No.596466
No.596467
>>596464
how is that pathetic and hypocritical
you should stop being so biased, saltboy
No.596468
>>596463
i still haven't used it
i probably should try it
No.596469
No.596470
"unjustified hate"
Anyone in Grant's entitled middle class position who isn't mentally ill and is able failing to be a man enough to graduate high school is probably someone you should hate/
No.596471
I use the kyogre deck box though it's neat
and the mudkip is on display
No.596472
>>596467
Its pathetic and hypocritical because Grant deserves a lot of hate sweetheart.
And he'll get it.
No.596473
>>596470
>entitled
lol
>isnt mentally ill
umm ableist to assume???
>failing to be a man
enforcing toxic patriarchal ideas...wow
No.596474
>>596450
yeah
mexican shit
>>596454
no, another anon asked me recently and i was supposed to get one or an equivalent
but i'm not a big fan of tumblr, especially after yahoo took over, i'm still mulling over where to post junk
No.596475
>>596441
use tsumino you fucking mong
No.596476
they're all poor like obama
No.596478
fuck michelle oBAMAAAAAAA
No.596479
>>596475
he's laotian, not mongolian
No.596480
No.596481
it's an abstract kind of katnep
all the same, it must be destroyed
No.596482
>>596479
mongolian and plebian are funnier to use tbh
No.596483
>>596472
>Grant deserves a lot of hate
he doesn't though
>And he'll get it.
>I can control the minds of others
classic retort, one of my personal favorites
No.596484
it looks more like kakyoin noriaki from the capcom fighting game
No.596486
>>596483
[2:53:03 AM] V: you know. you're falling right into my hands by doing this and acting out the way you are.
[2:53:56 AM] V: I won't even bother try explaining how. You're too daft to graduate high school I doubt you could figure something so simple out.
[2:55:25 AM] obama's hip-hop bbq: 😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
[2:56:33 AM] V: it's not really a joke. I mean you acting like a self absorbed ass hole just because I'm stepping on your toes has social consequences.
[2:56:48 AM] V: Consequences I'm going to use to my advantage to rip people away from you.
No.596487
>>596477
karkat and a random lime blood?
No.596488
>>596473
Oh so you're not man enough to graduate high school because you're a fucking hopeless retard?
I'm sorry I'm sure you would be easy on yourself in my shoes lol.
lil Rev.
>>596483
>classic retort, one of my personal favorites
Good because real life doesn't slow down for failures like Grant who act uppity.
He's weak pathetic and not even masculine anything he will ever do is fucking doomed.
I give him ten years before he's homeless because of his actions. And his actions in his entitled position usually show lack of fucking character.
No.596489
>>596486
Nothing I said was wrong.
Just like in real life, you'll be bullied for being both pathetic and resistant.
No.596491
>>596488
>Good because real life doesn't slow down for failures like Grant who act uppity.
yea tell us about where your psych degree is taking you
>He's weak pathetic and not even masculine anything he will ever do is fucking doomed.
that's not very social justice of you
No.596492
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No.596493
>>596478
I'd rather fuck Kenya Moore
>>596488
Are you talking to me?
Cause you didn't quote me.
No.596494
this was really funny for a few hours and now its back to sad again
No.596495
>>596492
did you get dumber
No.596496
>>596488
>He's weak pathetic and not even masculine anything he will ever do is fucking doomed.
sounds a lot like you tbh
i'll give you a year before you kill yourself over fucking hsg of all things
No.596497
>>596495
I was never smart to begin with honestly.
No.596498
No.596499
>>596497
did your skype get hijacked or some shit
No.596500
>>596499
his new old one he doesnt use seems to have
No.596501
>>596500
why the fuck do they have the same icon and name
No.596502
>>596499
nah, that site was just super suspicious.
No.596503
>>596491
>yea tell us about where your psych degree is taking you
Not homelessness by dropping out of high school apparently.
>that's not very social justice of you
Truth hurts.
>>596494
My favorite joke of yours is "I don't care what you think!"
When you weren't tough enough to even graduate high school because you admitted you got bullied out of it
Buck up you fucking coward you are more sad than I will ever hope to be.
Admit you're a sensitive soul and move the fuck on because you are as transparent as I am. You lie as much as I do with this shit.
>>596496
>sounds a lot like you tbh
I was strong enough to graduate high school and be "bullied" far more than Grant was.
I give you ten years before you become the mediocrity you see in me.
I'm tougher than fucking any of you and I have no moral standing to stop me from doing whatever the fuck I desire. I never don't get what I want out of life eventually. You are no different for pretending you are above me.
Entitled
Fucking
Loser
No.596504
>>596501
he thought his skype accounts info got deleted
but instead he just had his login info wrong
so he made an entire new account until i was like "uh, did you mess up"
No.596505
>>596504
I'm not a smart man.
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No.596514
>>596507
>transparent magazine
>not a digital counter beneath the sight
Pleb
No.596516
No.596517
UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
No.596518
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No.596522
>>596514
>introducing a point of failure that would leave a bunch of useless wires on your gun to get caught on shit
rev....
No.596523
No.596524
>>596520
>still caring about homestuck
No.596525
No.596527
>>596526
and yet you're the one who still comes back here
No.596528
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No.596529
>>596525
I humored you nothing more. Blame Grant for being loose with words, I love being loose with words when fucking provoked and I can tell you all of you are sad.
No.596530
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No.596531
>>596526
what did horsie do
because if it was telling everyone you love vris i did that
No.596532
>>596522
So you've never actually seen how those things work, huh?
No.596534
>>596529
Leave already, Paul Bunyan.
No.596535
like, i literally posted the puu.sh of everything yesterday
No.596536
>>596532
I've seen the one from radetec for 1911s
but an ar15 seems a bit more complicated since it's much larger.
No.596539
File: 1453265492525.gif (504.52 KB, 650x805, 130:161, tumblr_o18fldAWRT1qipzzwo1….gif)
Hiveswap just got a new animation director!
No.596540
but either way, introducing electronics into firearms just adds more possibilities of failure, but in this case it isn't fatal like a smart gun would be, but it's just kind of pointless.
but rule of cool i guess, it would be kinda neat
No.596542
No.596543
No.596544
>>596539
well that actually looks like joey
No.596545
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>>596535
>can you stop responding to her
>*continues to egg her on yourself*
No.596546
>>596539
did it really
how can it afford that
No.596547
>>596475
what's the bullshit
No.596548
No.596550
No.596551
>>596542
neat, but not quite as futuristic and tacticool as i was hoping
No.596552
No.596553
>>596551
Yeah me either I was thinking a little thing that was clipped onto the close side of the sight on that rifle
No.596554
>>596542
>the manufacturer has already said they could do things like link to Google Glass
i changed my mind
future soldier when
No.596555
>>596538
how are you gonna hurt anyone? with shitposting? big lol there
No.596556
>>596552
is there a part 2 that happens after wes says hi
No.596557
>>596550
I'm going to keep posting it actually.
Until everyone laughs.
It's a party and everyone is invited to laugh at someone's mistakes that aren't mine.
No.596559
>>596554
>Google glass
>through glass to a cell network
>or to your squad
MGS4 IS NOW
No.596560
No.596561
>>596557
i can't stop laughing at yours, sorry
No.596562
[1/7/2016 6:17:16 AM] V: I've fallen in love with vris and we both know too much about each other
[1/7/2016 6:17:20 AM] V: And
[1/7/2016 6:17:31 AM] V: Her being around someone who sexually harassed me
[1/7/2016 6:17:35 AM] V: And wanting that
who the fuck is she saying molested her
No.596563
>>596562
wesley posted her naked pictures that one time
No.596564
No.596565
>>596562
wesley for posting her ugly nudes
No.596566
>>596562
me because i posted her nudes
No.596567
i feel bad for vris, she doesnt deserve to be caught up in this
but also i dont think she even comes here anymore so w/e
No.596568
If vfan's personality wasn't so toxic she might have a good life
No.596569
>>596568
if only she never invited a stranger from /soc/ into her home....
No.596571
>>596568
if hitler's views against races wasn't so toxic, he might not have started the holocaust
No.596573
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No.596577
>>596572
vfan no one here has trusted you
ever
No.596579
>>596570
>literally everyone here has begged me to be their big sister and give advice on absolutely hilarious humiliating shit.
Lol no
No.596580
No.596581
>>596559
actually a while back I saw a video of a guy who hacked a knock-off eotech red dot and made it display basic shapes and things but I can't for the life of me find it again
No.596583
my bet: 90% made up garbage, 9% blown out of proportion exaggerated turds, 1% kernel of truth
No.596584
when's mbg coming back to save us
No.596585
>>596570
please all the epic dirt you have on me
No.596586
>>596581
That sounds really cool, actually
No.596587
>>596582
oh man, that one is good.
No.596588
No.596589
No.596590
this place is shit and i dont really want to be here anymore
No.596591
>>596585
it turns out you have autism and everybody is shocked
No.596592
>>596590
aw cmon insani isn't even here yet
No.596593
>>596590
she'll probably leave again soon
No.596594
No.596595
>>596590
its all one persons fault
whos it is just depends on your point of view
No.596596
>>596590
*shig
please do not swear
No.596597
>>596587
>>596587
>I know I have a "keksimus maximus" here somewhere
>can't find it
No.596598
No.596599
>>596595
man i dont even really want to be in the skype groups until this all ends I'm just sick of the constant bullshit that goes on here
No.596600
>>596595
it's Him
the time has come.
to wage war on that false God behind our collective suffering...
No.596601
>>596599
is this terezi
take like a week break or something
No.596602
>>596583
Oh????????
>>596585
Okay, since we're being honest with ourselves.
I am not the only one who likes Vris.
So do you Staerk and so does Sako (Gun Boy) even though they're men and can't meet her advances.
Staerk you've loved vris for months now. And you told me.
And you have a girlfriend. And you're fucking 26 years old.
I didn't even give you a good hair cut idea.
Eat my shit.
No.596603
goodnight my precious lads
sleep tight pupper
No.596604
No.596606
No.596607
>>596603
sleep tight pupper
No.596608
"Oh please vfan please. I want to get over vris! Please help me!"
shut the fuck up
No.596609
>>596602
While I did like the arson, murder, and jaywalking format none of that had anything to do with me.
No.596610
>ben is 26 years old and has a gf
shocking.....informative....surprising
No.596611
>>596602
I like vris platonically though
No.596612
No.596613
>>596610
that's staerk, pay attention
No.596614
>liking someone you've never met in person
is there anything more pathetic you can do?
to clarify: it is not pathetic if you are a man, then it is normal. it is weird and gross for girls to do though.
No.596615
also is the person who wanted me to write about joey like 7 months ago still here
i've actually managed to start writing stuff again so if you're still here do you still want it
No.596616
>>596612
you are not karkat. you're the fucking clown.
No.596617
>>596613
the joke
your head
No.596618
No.596619
>want spike the devilman
>just keep getting king chappas and ninja murasakis
just fuck my shit up fam
No.596621
>>596615
i'm not him but i'll take it
No.596622
No.596623
>>596615
I don't know if it was me but I love Joey!
No.596624
>>596615
write an episode of friends but replace joey with joey
No.596625
>>596621
i think it was something about jade being jealous that joey was popular now
or something
i think it was jade, maybe it was jane
No.596626
>>596622
only by trade. you, by nature.
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No.596632
>>596627
i literally posted with my trip though.
i am ben.
should i explain further?
No.596633
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No.596637
>>596633
they haven't been for several months, so no
No.596639
>>596635
alright cool
do you have any dirt on me
No.596640
>>596634
yeah that would be pretty pathetic.
No.596642
>>596641
that's what i thought
No.596643
No.596645
ooh ooh make up some bullshit about me now
No.596646
do i trust the talking horse or the pathological liar...
No.596647
>>596644
Def. looks like a guy
No.596648
mewithoutYou is a good band
No.596649
I'm not doing anything else I'm going to sleep eat my shit everyone I hate all of you and your character will be all of your downfall.
No.596650
>>596645
Staerk liking vris isn't bullshit and neither is sako liking vris.
No.596651
No.596652
And neither is Horsie begging me to get a girl to cheat on her boyfriend for him.
No.596653
No.596654
>>596649
How can we eat your shit?
You've got a direct tube from your ass to your mouth
No.596655
No.596657
>>596650
yes it is
why would anybody like vris
No.596658
>>596657
when she was in hsg a few years ago i remember her being sort of an attention whore but not too bad
since she came back she seems ok
No.596659
Isa ruhu-lah 'alaihis-salat was-salam
No.596660
>>596656
OH WAIT THAT'S BOKU GIRL?
DIDN'T A NEW CHAPTER JUST HIT?
No.596661
No.596662
>>596657
vris is an aussie shitter but she's a nice lass
No.596663
>>596654
oh shit
stay down vfan! fight another day!
No.596664
>>596662
damn i guess you are crushing
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No.596667
i wonder if anyone filtered my trip
No.596668
Ya Halim, ya Qahhar
Ya Muntaqim, ya Ghaffar!
La Ilaha ilallahu, Allahu Akbar
No.596669
>>596660
I haven't read it since like September so I just read it will jacking off last night.
The butt is from chapter 55 and the sea cucumber is from chapter 60.
I got to chapter 62, currently they're at chapter 67.
Seriously how could you not notice them I posted 3 images of them.
No.596670
sakos in love with a dyke haha
No.596671
the best thing my ex girlfriend ever did for me was get me into mewithoutYou
No.596672
was your ex a gun nut too
No.596673
>>596668
>>596669
I haven't read it in a long time
No.596674
>>596673
it's lyrics you fucknut
>>596672
no but she's not antigun either so
No.596675
my ex is pretty cool actually
im glad it was amicable
No.596676
>>596674
did your ex have a nice ass
No.596677
No.596679
>>596675
what model was she?
the joke is that I'm saying she was a gun
the joke was bad
No.596680
No.596681
how do i flirt w/ the cute slightly chubby vegetarian
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No.596683
>>596681
"my dick is all natural"
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>>596676
should have said butt
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>>596678
isnt that the tapping shoes ghost i keep seeing
No.596688
>>596681
show her your goofball collection
No.596689
>>596681
"My nutloaf is RISING just for you"
No.596690
i hate when my posts don't show that they actually go throught
No.596692
Kul-anaya fir minh ka
Abadan ahatman enna ajab
Hayya'alal falal qad qamadis alah
Haqq: la illaha il allah
No.596693
>>596678
yeah that's p hot
No.596694
>>596689
nutloaf is actually a funny as fuck phrase
hats off to you, rev
>>596688
i have to confirm she's ready for something like that though
No.596696
in the brain of a nepedophile, the reaction to cute and sexy are often crossed
No.596698
>>596694
oh sponge i saw this and thought of you
No.596699
>>596696
nep is cute
disciple is gosh dang
No.596700
>>596697
i hope you die horribly, you scum sucking piece of trash
No.596701
No.596702
>The person in charge of hiveswap is the person who made a lullaby for gods
well maybe the animation will actually be good
No.596703
>>596701
meu is probably the kind of girl you don't wanna fug because she'll burn your house down and shit in your car
No.596704
i'm bored does anyone want to talk
No.596705
>>596703
>and shit in your car
On the dashboard. Where you'll never get it out.
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>>596704
harvest any mouthpics lately?
No.596710
what's the size of a typical harvest before you have to cull
No.596711
>>596705
she shits into the a/c
No.596712
>PATRICIAN. You are moral, educated, non-degenerate, and impervious to all forms of modernism, relativism, cuckery, and leftist trickery.
good
No.596713
No.596714
>>596712
you're lucky they forgot the fantroll question
No.596715
>>596710
i've never actually attempted a culling, the first mouthpic girl sometimes sends some without my asking in a desperate attempt to reclaim my attention
lack of disfiguring mouth injury willing, a mouthpic girl can last until her death or her end of pursuing any form of interpersonal relationship with me.
my thirst for mouthpics, too, is infinite.
No.596716
AU where mouthpics are used as currency
No.596717
No.596718
i walk the twofold path, at times both the cuck, and the bull
No.596719
I am immune to all leftist cuckery
No.596720
>>596719
>this post
>tumblr filename
No.596721
>>596720
I have had a tumblr for years now. I can swim in their water unharmed for I am immune to their poison.
No.596722
hmhmhm it's much too late for you
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No.596727
i can't believe pol has been hiding this from us for so many years.....
No.596728
>>596727
could mozart still be alive?
No.596729
>>596727
the real mozart actually looked like this
No.596731
poppin' redpills left and right
No.596732
>>596728
he could be a zombie
I guess then he'd be a.... deComposer!
No.596733
>>596732
i've somehow never heard this joke before, so, cool
No.596735
No.596736
>>596734
isn't this just the one from christmas
No.596737
Won't see this on Infinity Next!
No.596738
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No.596740
>>596734
Hussie is such a fag
No.596741
No.596742
>>596740
true but that is fake
No.596743
>>596734
I don't see it
its fake
No.596744
File: 1453270119342.png (81.05 KB, 837x624, 279:208, You are filled with discom….png)
No.596746
>>596742
still a fag though
No.596747
old huss is in there somewhere... waiting to break free...
No.596748
>>596747
like an alien chest burster
No.596749
No.596750
>>596749
stop this! you've proven your point!
No.596751
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No.596753
>>596752
do you like chara more than lapis
No.596754
>>596752
it's a convenient holder
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No.596756
>>596755
hand in your flag
No.596757
No.596758
let's get a flag for each of the souls
No.596759
I'm gonna have to confiscate this flag
No.596760
>>596758
i'd be okay with that
No.596761
>>596758
do we steal them from r/undertale like we did to r/homestuck
No.596762
>>596761
there's 8ch/mtt but I don't think they have flags
No.596763
let's get a casket for each blunderfailure
No.596764
Vfan lets be internet friends
I'll be your shitty sidekick
And post a lot of :o) faces
Or maybe Grant
Who wants a sidekick
You can smack me around a little bit
No.596765
No.596766
>>596764
you.
be my sidekick
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No.596769
File: 1453271541357.png (355.83 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample_26f74441adf68f30155….png)
Sponge did 9/11
:o)
Prove me wrong
You can't
No.596770
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No.596774
>>596772
i'm glad the game made it clear that monsters don't poop
No.596775
Undertale a shit
Here's Master Shayke
No.596776
File: 1453271846288.png (389.12 KB, 752x962, 376:481, 8e068b6c9df6a99780198304d9….png)
No.596777
>>596774
it's not stopping anybody
No.596778
>>596771
this is good
>>596773
this is not good
No.596779
>>596777
i haven't seen any scat porn made after the game came out
if it's posted it's stuff from the demo
No.596780
No.596781
how many top ten lists is blundefail going to have to appear on before they realize no one gives a shit
No.596782
>>596780
>having a scat fetish
ew
No.596783
>>596779
are you asking me to post it
you're sick
No.596784
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No.596789
>>596788
They're very nice, but how about Frisk's eyes.
No.596791
File: 1453272200392.png (666.4 KB, 850x1108, 425:554, sample_51cb3eb2f2e81c99fb0….png)
So I graduate from trade school with 8 welding certifications on Thursday
But then I actually have to start trying to get a full time big boy job
No.596792
No.596793
>>596789
i don't know about that artist
i always thought vrisk had purple eyes tbh
No.596795
>>596791
>welding
nice
>girls in skirts sitting like that
also nice
No.596796
i hate you all
>>596794
but i especially hate you
No.596797
>>596793
they've got like brown/gold eyes in the promo art looks like
No.596798
No.596799
File: 1453272473791.jpg (330.41 KB, 2200x1800, 11:9, 1748345 - Frisk Toriel Und….jpg)
No.596800
>>596799
i see nothing but shit here
No.596802
>>596799
oh i follow that guy on tumblr
he's done pretty much nothing but fat since i started following him
it sucks
No.596803
>>596801
is this supposed to be a reference to the epic india meme
No.596804
>>596799
you want more? sick basturd
No.596805
>>596795
Do you weld? Or just appreciative of the trades?
I like it, I suppose. I'm definitely not pumped for a full time jobberino, but at least I'll have money again.
Flux Core > MIG > Pulse MIG > TIG > Stick
Stick is for hillbillies fixing tractors and is unaesthetic as fuck
Sometimes I pretend I'm a Zahhak working on a robot while I weld
No.596806
>>596803
art is subjective
No.596807
>>596804
>>596799
fucking stop you porch monkeys
No.596808
>>596803
that probably is the ganges river
No.596809
>>596807
i will stop if he does
No.596811
>>596804
let's fight faggot
No.596812
>>596806
so
>>596808
i don't really care
No.596813
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No.596818
if people were spamming undertail shit porn, I would ban them and not wring my hands about it
No.596819
why is there so much toriel scat
No.596821
Remember when OFF was the /hsg/ flavor of the week
or Kill La Kill
No.596822
>>596819
she was the only character in the demo and she made you a brown pie
No.596826
No.596827
i didnt do the public message on posts because i forgot to but i banned both of them for 3 minutes
No.596828
>>596827
>3 minutes
are you going to give them a lolipop and suck their dicks afterwards too?
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No.596830
>>596825
gas the blacks
race war now
1488
No.596831
>>596827
plenty of time to kill myself
No.596832
>>596815
k. keep me posted
No.596833
No.596834
>>596829
posting undertale porn at each other in a never ending "battle" of "ill stop when he stops" is real great...haha yeah...love it
>>596828
its to let them know im serious....
No.596835
>>596834
but dad... he started it!!
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No.596837
banning me was one mistake too many
No.596838
grant did that person who said they didnt want to be here anymore leave
No.596840
>>596822
and she dared to keep a bar of chocolate in her kitchen
thanks toby
No.596841
>>596839
see this is made like it's an epic /pol/ comic but i actually agree with it
No.596842
>>596840
with how much Chara seems to like chocolate I'm just glad there's no scat of them
No.596844
>>596841
you're using the word epic as a term of disparagement but you just look butthurt at the comic
No.596845
>>596841
you believe we have an entirely merit-based system?
No.596846
>>596843
>that 5head
wew lad
No.596847
>>596839
"entirely merit-based system" that's a laugh
No.596848
>>596845
no but it's a nice ideal
No.596849
we clearly have a CDs based system
No.596850
what do you think of guzusuru being the animation director of hiveswap
No.596851
No.596852
>>596850
hiveswap is still doomed
No.596853
>>596850
lullaby of the gods was a very good animation
if they make stuff of that caliber i'd be happy
No.596854
No.596855
oh wow an mspaint strawman
you sure showed me
epiiiccccccc
No.596856
>>596851
now we're talking
No.596857
File: 1453274636836.gif (399.23 KB, 638x436, 319:218, ed53b4f5b82bea8b3de17b8284….gif)
>>596850
did they animate this fartstorm
No.596859
>>596857
they didn't draw it
No.596860
>>596857
this fucking joey looks like that one autistic girl from the cartoon about the autistic girl
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No.596862
File: 1453274918863.png (67.15 KB, 329x292, 329:292, a47760ac3dae1e6173e3555e02….png)
>>596860
runs in the family
No.596863
File: 1453275140496.png (115.3 KB, 296x350, 148:175, 67a96ae8376705a83ac6e08a22….png)
CUZ I'M THE WANDERER
YEAH, THE WANDERER
I ROAM AROUND AROUND AROUND
No.596864
>>596863
Why are you back. Why are you making random shitty posts.
No.596865
>>596864
sorry I got off topic from our serious matters
where were we
undertale scat?
feel free to go back to that if you'd rather, i suppose
No.596866
>you will never get mouthpics from a kanaya with braces
suffering
No.596867
>>596866
braces are fuggin cute
:o)
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File: 1453275775346.jpg (491.94 KB, 600x991, 600:991, 85d332bfc737d9549bd1b4781d….jpg)
do you think this person regrets their choice yet
No.596871
With temperatures in Birmingham expected to dropped to 20 overnight Monday -- the lowest temperature thus far in 2016 -- the place where the city's homeless usually go to seek shelter from the cold was unavailable.
Boutwell Auditorium, typically used as a warming station in such situations, was not available Monday night because presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders spoke to a crowd of thousands. Factoring in wind chill, it was expected to feel more like 15 degrees on the streets of Birmingham.
No.596872
>>596870
i bet you that person with the eri sprite tattoo doesnt
No.596873
>>596871
i guess they weren't feeling the bern...
No.596874
>>596870
the fact that they just let their skin tone be the color for john's is very
Caucasian
No.596875
>>596871
why is bernie in the Uk????
No.596876
No.596877
clowns rool
skypenigs drool
goodnight faggotrs
No.596878
No.596880
fuck i hate this place so much
No.596881
you whorebags are boring me so much that i've resorted to using reddit
i've never done this before and i'm pretty ashamed of myself but i blame you
No.596882
No.596883
i hope people know that this is fake
No.596884
I've got my own icon now
I'm going places in life
No.596885
>>596883
it's probably real
No.596886
>>596885
you just believe everything you read don't you
No.596889
>>596887
i dunno, i didnt click
No.596890
>>596887
Fuck this cuck! *tweets my fat neckbeard face with my waifu bodypillow at him*
No.596891
No.596892
i don't feel like spending $10 for undertale just to see what this patch bullshit is
No.596893
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No.596895
>>596891
I'm not not clicking, so you're just going to have to deal with it
No.596896
No.596897
>>596892
it's probably just bugfixes.
No.596898
>>596894
no i mean
bepis
this was added to the sprites
No.596899
>>596892
i dont think it was a whole lot since toby wants to look like he cares about preserving the game as he intended it to be but really just doesnt give a fuck since everyones spent their cash already
just stupid shit like a new fight with his quirky doge fursona
No.596900
File: 1453278832165.png (908.61 KB, 1280x1016, 160:127, tumblr_o0cfurMC6A1tytdbco1….png)
No.596901
>>596898
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:47317
Yeah, I'm aware of that. I just want to check if there's more than that.
>>596899
I was told it was just extra dialogue.
No.596902
has anyone actually counted the dogs yet?
i want to know how many of these fuckers i'm going to have to deal with before getting into this game
No.596903
>>596902
all of the dogs are in the first area, aside from the big one in the middle, they're at the end
also temmie if you count them as a dog
No.596904
well, second area I guess
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No.596908
numale cuck
you are so much fun
i hadn't planned
on finding you quite this entertaining
No.596909
It's time you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin
Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit
You don't mean it
No.596910
keep your
memes dank
keep your shitposts epic
and as you spam a fetish gross art is the key
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No.596914
>>596912
maybe i will then
how about that
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No.596995
>>596539
>it's just the lullaby of the gods creator
wew
No.597683
File: 1453333806923.png (516.06 KB, 1280x812, 320:203, tumblr_o14u2qG1Dz1uza65mo1….png)
No.597700
things would be different around here if Equius was my dad, I tell you what
No.597724
oh YEAH bb cucke me deep in my memehole
No.598125