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>>597618
nice concept, shit art
and fucking goat ears why did they become a meme
No.597620
>>597610
goddamn you're starting to sound like moody shut the fuck up already
No.597622
>>597618
the ears are worse than the dick
No.597623
No.597624
>597614
>if it's retarded hitler ideology you're fam
hahaha, no
you know the nazi party was run by the jews, right? hell, hitler himself was a half-jew
No.597625
>>597624
i think hitlerites on /pol/ are retards but at least they're fam and not "STOP SAYING NIGGER IM GOING TO GAS YOU"
No.597628
sjws... are the enemy.
and I was trained to decimate the enemy! before all else!
No.597632
>>597610
just assuming to be honest
No.597633
>>597625
they're not fam, they're idiots who have fallen for the jewish propaganda
do you think the jews don't know about /pol/? that they wouldn't take it down in a second if they thought /pol/ was actually being subversive?
No.597634
you ever vape while you jerk off? it's heavenly
No.597635
i finished dumping my frisk/chara if that guy is still around
>>597006
No.597636
If you're not with me... then you're my enemy!
No.597637
>>597633
i'm not saying /pol/ isn't retarded
i'm just saying they're fun retarded
it has good memes, and they make fun of niggers and jews and women and all the like
No.597638
i dont think i can jerk off anymore
oh well
it was meh while it lasted
No.597639
>>597631
this is an epic new alternative to the trump ad
No.597640
>>597631
Are
What?
I have adblock but are you serious?
No.597641
>>597637
okay well agree to disagree, i guess
their ebic maymays are all "look at how edgy i can be" garbage of the looking-for-the-approval-of-my-peers variety
not even funny tbh, i don't think most of them have seen a real meme since they left 4chan
No.597642
>>597640
Turn adblock off for like one minute and see
No.597643
>>597638
what
do kegel exercises dude
seriously, that might help
No.597644
>>597643
It won't help while I'm fucking you to death
TO DEATH
No.597646
apparently if you stay up 80 hours you start hallucinating
tbh i kind of want to do this but i have work every weekend
No.597647
>>597644
actually it would
if i strengthen them enough i might be able to clench your dick off
No.597648
>>597646
i've stayed up longer than that and it's nothing trippy
you just feel really awful and can't think and get some optical illusions but not like seeing things/people that aren't there. just some weird colors and shit.
No.597649
can't wait for bernie to crush hillary
No.597650
>>597648
i've heard it can be used to help develop tulpa which is the main reason i want
idk
No.597651
>>597650
tulpas are a meme
No.597652
What would Trump's SBURB title be?
No.597653
>>597646
just get some mushrooms idiot
No.597654
>>597651
>>597653
uh i don't want to get addicted to anything lmao
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>>597652
bard of rage, actually
inspires rage in others (people who hate him AND people who follow him)
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No.597658
>>597654
staying up 80 hours in a row is a lot worse for you than mushrooms, retard
they aren't physically addictive either
No.597659
>>597658
also i'm an anxiety-rekt neckbeard and have no idea where i'd get that shit lmao
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No.597663
would you fuck a mushroom
No.597664
it seems like it was just yesterday
No.597665
>>597643
i think i ground half my shaft into pud and maybe disjointed it a little
i doubt whether theres an exercise in the world that will help recover from that one
No.597666
i've talked about this before in hsg, but seriously i was up for almost 100 hours straight once and all the bullshit about going clinically insane after a few dozen hours or whatever is a bunch of donkey doo
besides feeling really fucking awful and having a panic attack out of nowhere at one point, the only ill effect was seeing a really fucking weird red after-trail behind shadows. but that was probably a product of ocular strain more than anything.
No.597667
>>597663
is it a girl mushroom
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No.597671
ben's a big dumb faggot who believes in male chara
No.597672
>>597671
chara is whoever you want them to be, goofus.
No.597673
>>597672
Chara is a girl, gallant.
No.597674
FUCK BING IS SO RETARDED I JJUST WANT TO LOOK AT MY FUCKING IMAGE I DON'T WANT DIFFERENT SIZES
No.597675
isnt the entire point of chara/frisk that their sex is unclear and can be whatever
No.597676
>>597672
yes but ben's still a big dumb faggot
No.597677
Moot =(lv. 12)=> Cuck-a-Duck =(lv. 69)=> Luggage Lad
Old Huss =(lv. 41)=> Hussie Zahhak =(lv. 61)=> Nu Hussie
No.597678
isnt the entire point of john/jade that their race is unclear and can be whatever
No.597679
>>597675
yes but the undertale fandom is pure concentrated diarrhea and can't grasp that
No.597680
>>597678
they are characters and not self-inserts
No.597681
>>597678
what if jade is a self-hating nigger?
No.597682
>>597666
i stayed up for nearly a fucking week on a coffee binge and all it did was make me bitchier than usual
yeah vision quest my ass
No.597684
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>>597682
well of course it's not going to work if you use caffeine
No.597687
>>597678
john/jade really could be any race. they've never been called white.
in fact i'd say they've been portrayed more as asian than white
the point of contention is rose/dave, who have been clearly called white multiple times and then hussie suddenly decided they were aracial and you were a horrible bigot for reading the words in the comic and thinking otherwise
No.597688
>>597684
homestuck was just a metaphor for hsg all along
No.597689
No.597691
i need some good epic war music
>>597689
that pic is meh
No.597692
>>597690
no fuck off roxkit
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>>597699
why did it change color
No.597704
i wonder what jasper joining the crystal gems is gonna be like
probably very epic
No.597705
>>597701
because i made it in a hurry as a post response and couldn't be fucked matching the hue
No.597707
IS THERE ANYONE IN THE MARVEL OR DC UNIVERSE WHO CAN GET SOFT ON DEMAND
No.597708
>>597703
why is she so perfect
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No.597712
>>597696
ben doesn't believe in female chara
No.597713
>>597671
i believe that both Frisk and Chara have no canonical gender, because that's what's canon
if I would have to give them genders I would pick male, though
No.597714
No.597715
>>597714
he is a gay pedophile
No.597716
seems like people say chara/frisk are "more likely to be" whatever gender makes the porn of the characters better for them
No.597717
>unironic undertale gender discussion
No.597718
i hate undertale
it's a decent game but i hate tumblr
No.597719
>>597714
well, partially because you're supposed to project onto them for an amount of the game and so I did that
also i would just prefer the characters as guys if necessary, but it's not unless it's porn or you want to shoe horn in gender issues into a fic
No.597720
No.597721
>>597701
I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU IS WHY
No.597722
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
B A S E D S L A V
A
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D
S
L
A
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honestly, i thought the peanut one would be the more popular edit
i even gave it a clever filename
No.597726
i jacked off to a guy turning his friend into his wife but then he found out and stabbed him to death before he could finish
9/10 pretty good
No.597729
wait a minute that melody...
No.597730
fuck my shitty poopy smelly butthole
No.597731
>>597729
oh yeah i forgot i was supposed to look that up
No.597732
No.597733
>>597728
i guess people just have shit taste and prefer bestiality to asphyxiation
No.597734
>>597733
what's wrong with bestiality
my porn game is going to have dragonrape
No.597737
in this world there is no!
No.597738
this guy is just a much less endearing phantos
No.597739
>>597738
i miss the real phantos
No.597740
>>597734
BREEDING Season is better
No.597742
>>597741
It's just an image that exists and someone said "draw the squad like"
No.597743
>>597740
upgrade your taste.....
s-someday i will make coc 2.0, and it will be epic......
No.597744
>>597740
breeding season is poop
No.597745
>>597741
I think the yellow pearl is a nice touch
No.597746
>>597740
rev didn't you once make some post about roxykitten choking on cinnamon
i'm starting to regret feeding your bizarre pedo fetishes
No.597748
>>597746
Cinnamon literally can close your throat and suffocate you
No.597749
rev is gone
how do we stop Dark Rev
No.597750
No.597751
>>597748
rev...
rev.............
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>>597749
look!!!
its joey!!! she has the answer
No.597754
>>597748
did rev get more retarded or just louder
No.597755
>>597748
that's not the point
roxykitten isn't meant for sexual
No.597757
>>597754
he couldn't hear the sound so he kept trying to turn his volume up
No.597758
No.597760
>>597756
who's this bald schmuck
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>>597759
i meant the little /b/oy desperate to fit in, not you
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No.597765
>>597759
i stopped playing that because i did everything and then forgot about it
i should have done the christmas stuff it was probably fun
No.597766
can you still watch your neighbor changing through your apartment window, rev
No.597767
rev should become a skypenig
No.597768
down swoop the skypenigs like ravenous birds of prey, desperate to snatch up more to add to their ranks
No.597769
>shit soup, but without the soup
good description
No.597770
>>597767
yes, you can have him
No.597771
>>597767
Fuck off brony faggot
No.597772
No.597773
oh hey the trump ad isn't there
No.597774
>>597766
Nah I moved to the opposite side of the building
>>597767
I got invited to the Skype chat group
Then I got removed by some jerkoff?
No.597775
>>597774
we have ways around that
No.597777
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No.597780
Skypenigs: featuring such hits as Vfan, Egghead, and sometimes Moody!
Wow, what an offer!
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>>597780
vfan is dead to us and is irrelevant. Egg isnt actually that bad anymore, moody kill himself.
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No.597786
>>597780
vfan died and moody fucked off
No.597787
>>597784
fuck off back to skype
No.597788
No.597789
Me and James Dambro have our own super secret skype group
You guys aren't invited
No.597790
>>597739
Got some good boy points to cash in?
No.597791
>>597784
did you ever get your gristmas package
No.597792
did grant ever post that breakdown vfan didn't want posted
No.597796
>>597788
I don't even go on skype
No.597797
>>597795
what does this link to
No.597798
>>597795
This is a spongesque post
No.597799
No.597800
>>597797
some other imageboard
No.597801
>>597790
okay that picture is pretty amazing, I'll give you that
No.597803
>>597784
moody didn't kill themselves
No.597804
>dokkan battle WT rank was 1488
>10 second loading screen
>rank 15XX
FUCK
I WANTED TO SCREENSHOT
FUCK
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No.597809
you know i actually forgot that peridot used to have the limb enhancers
she's so small
No.597810
>>597806
it's better than your meme
No.597811
>"i wonder what time it is"
>~2AM
>5 hours of Dragon Dogma
wew lad i'm enjoying myself
No.597813
memes
the lifeblood of the S O U L
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No.597816
grant does your gf have this
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No.597822
me on the right, wes on the left
No.597823
>>597820
better version
i fixed it
No.597824
undertale a shit
steven universe a shit
No.597825
>>597822
is this nigga going warp speed
No.597826
No.597828
>>597827
That man's face is sublime
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>>597827
he looks like the fat lad from game of thrones
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No.597835
>>597832
Another cuck in waiting...
No.597836
fuck and be cucked?
better not to fuck at all...
No.597837
No.597838
Cuuuuucking breeds cuuuuuucking
But in the end it has to be this waaaaay
No.597839
*lays on deathbed, alone*
*never made any friends or lovers in this life, wasted it doing nothing important and drowning in loneliness*
*but suddenly I realize....*
"i.... i was never cucked...."
*dies with the broadest, proudest smile*
No.597840
but seriously has anyone else noticed that porn has been all about cuckolding and incest these days
No.597842
>>597840
maybe the porn that you've been watching
No.597843
No.597844
>>597840
definitely noticed the incest increase
i think the west has imported its popularity from japan and it's become one of the bigger fetishes out there
No.597845
but seriously has anyone else noticed that porn has been all about gay and gay these days
No.597846
No.597847
>>597836
>>597839
Butthurt cuck, methinks
>>597844
Japan is just...
No.597848
gender bend is the true freethinker's fetish
No.597849
>>597844
i think the weirdest thing is that even non-amateur stuff has been put up as incest. seriously it'll be like some bang bros level, studio-made porn and then it'll randomly have a title like "BROTHER FUCKS TEEN SISTER AFTER SCHOOL! EXTREME!!!!!"
No.597850
>>597823
she's still poop, you know
she came from a butt
you can't fix that
No.597851
>>597841
>Karkat and The Dildonauts
No.597852
>>597849
>the guy is white
>the woman is black
>and clearly like 20 years older than him
No.597853
the uh
hey, guys
the escapists is an absolute trash game
No.597854
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No.597857
Undertale invented natural selection
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No.597859
i think, therefore i meme
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No.597861
do you faggots even listen to vaporwave
No.597862
>>597861
the oven that mr t was in the infomercial for?
No.597863
>tfw you need turbo thots
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No.597865
they're not going to meme me alive
No.597866
>>597862
Better than the cup-o-noodle Schwarzenegger was in the commercial for
No.597868
fuck i need some good metal
No.597869
>>597868
Hasn't been created yet
No.597870
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No.597872
>>597866
but how does it compare to the BOSS coffee tommy lee jones was in a japanese commercial for
No.597873
>>597868
Watain
Midnight
Satanic Warmaster
In Solitude
No.597874
>>597873
>In Solitude
I preferred "Under Riften" and "Over Seyda Neen" myself
No.597875
>>597873
>satanic warmaster
o lord i should have mentioned im casual
No.597876
>>597873
in solitude sounds good tho
No.597877
No.597878
>>597868
listen to sandrider and tell me if you like them
No.597879
Current Condition is the best site ever created
No.597880
people who mistake future funk for vaporwave make me sick
No.597881
>hotline miami 3 never
why
No.597883
>>597875
>>597876
yeah I listen to a lot of black metal and doom, some sludge and stoner metal
I'm KVLT as FVCK
No.597884
>>597878
just found one song and it seems p good
at least its not super hissy
>>597881
ugh give us a fucking level editor
>finished original in 5 hours
No.597885
>>597882
is it actually you, phantos?
No.597886
>>597880
The only difference is bpm
>>597881
2 was disappointing
No.597888
>>597881
>PSG SEASON 2 NEVER
>sequel to DIEBUSTER never
WHY DOES LIFE SUCK SO MUCH
No.597889
>>597884
yeah i don't think they get hissy at all.
>>597886
2 was disappointing but i wouldn't call it a bad game. i was a little upset with the final boss being as easy as it was, in addition to the ridiculous difficulty on the hawaii levels
No.597890
No.597891
>>597889
yeah i'm starting to get tired of sabaton because of 'engrish' and 'tryhard' but i can't find many decent alternatives that are as pumpy
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>>597884
level editor is out
i think its just a beta but its out
No.597895
>>597894
OH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.597896
theres not a single anon on that screen
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No.597898
>>597890
I missed you too, spongecake.
No.597899
>>597898
💖!!!
are you doing well???
No.597900
No.597901
>>597900
go back to bed, PoM
No.597903
>>597899
I have to talk to a co-worker about their broken Outlook and it's giving me the willies just thinking about it.
How's the hunt for mouthpics going? Do you ever get a male mouth mixed up in there and it ruins your entire day?
No.597904
>>597897
you sound like a broken record
No.597905
tfw xhamster changed it's site so now i can't switch between gay / trans shit and i can only select from het trash
fuggin tubemate....
No.597906
>>597903
>How's the hunt for mouthpics going?
the harvesting is plentiful and epic! in fact, i've discovered one of my cutest donors yet!
>Do you ever get a male mouth mixed up in there and it ruins your entire day?
not when i harvest myself, but sometimes i stumble across that when i look for videos. if the mouth is nice enough, i figure it's nothing to be ashamed of
not sure what a broken outlook is though. like, literally? do you need to adjust their attitude?
No.597907
>>597906
p. sure he's talking about Microsoft Outlook
No.597908
>>597904
You sound like a little binch...
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No.597910
>>597908
you sound like a nigger
No.597911
>>597910
*grabs crotch*
*shifts weight from one leg to the other*
*bix nood muddafuggas this thread*
No.597912
>>597911
and look like one too
No.597913
>>597907
but what if he has to change their whole worldview?
No.597914
>>597911
HOL' UP
*smacks lips*
No.597915
>>597912
fuckin' cracka
#handsup
#dontshoot
No.597916
File: 1453341347693.jpg (188.26 KB, 620x309, 620:309, iStock_000008658034_Medium….jpg)
>>597913
I got meds for worldview changing. In this case, it is definitely MS Outlook and I hate it. Or I did until I got my worldview changed by these PILLS.
I'm glad you have an open mind for mouths.
No.597917
ah yes racist wonk one of our finest posters
No.597918
>tfw too cold to sleep naked
fuck
No.597919
we was kangs...
africa had advanced civilization 10,000 before the white man but they stole it all from us
look it up.... the pyramids, farming etc. all came from AFRICA
Mozart was a BLACK MAN
#staywoke
No.597920
>Updated the Phlogistinator
>No longer restores player to max health on MMMPH activate
I mean, they still have the only slightly skillful pyro thing nerfed to hell but at least they finally got rid of the phlog
No.597921
>>597920
Did they fix the fact that YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE while you mmmph
No.597922
i don't think cletus has ever met a black person, other than himself
No.597923
>>597922
that's what upstate is like, man
No.597924
>>597921
no, but that wasn't the issue
just wait a second and then destroy them
No.597925
>>597922
The only tolerable nerds at my highschool were the black weebs I loved them
>>597923
20 miles from the center of manhattan is not upstate...
No.597926
>>597925
IT MIGHT AS WELL BE PLUTO, CLETUS
No.597927
>>597925
were they the only people who were such pushovers they couldn't tell you to fuck off
No.597928
hey hsg, how's your day been?
No.597929
>>597928
bad and you made it worse
No.597930
>>597927
No they were the only ones who liked Soul Eater and Medabots and Jojo and weren't cucks about it
We played Melee all day it was great
Why do all blacks play Falco??? Is it because he holds his gun sideways?
No.597931
>>597929
dang, whoops
sorry anon, here's a funny picture
No.597933
No.597934
>>597928
i think im waiting for my cat to die
No.597935
>>597934
are you going to eat it
No.597936
>>597934
whoa, that's heavy dude :(
sorry to hear that
No.597937
>>597928
google wants to interview me for a jorb
No.597938
No.597939
>>597937
whoa really? doing what?
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No.597942
Cats biologically cannot feel love
They like you just for your food
If your cat was giant it would kill and eat you
No.597943
>>597942
cletus i know you're retarded but please try to contain yourself
No.597944
>>597942
you also cannot feel love aside from when you look in a mirror
No.597945
>>597939
web developer (whatever that means!!!!)
>>597940
ye
>>597941
eventually
No.597946
i remember google wanted to send my dad a fridge once
No.597947
>>597937
affirmative action...
No.597948
>>597942
i want my cat to eat you
No.597949
>>597933
what about....
this computer humor???
No.597950
>>597947
>>597947
all that salt can't be good for your heart
No.597951
>>597942
>Cats biologically cannot feel love
source for this artist?
No.597953
>>597943
Prove me wrong
Cats don't show affection unless they want something from you
>>597944
True
>>597948
I like coffee, I like tea
I eat de pussi... and the pussi eat me!!!
No.597954
No.597955
>>597936
its ok
im trying to think of something that isnt terrible right now
it is not working
>>597938
yea
i pretty much hate the fat cunt that tore him up now but thats my brothers cat so im stuck with it til he gets out of jail
No.597956
>>597951
his ass
i've seen it before on a shitpost comic, don't remember where though
>>597953
>Cats don't show affection unless they want something from you
oh my god you really do treat them like you got friendzoned by one
No.597957
No.597958
>>597950
You're so dumb you can't even email back a job interview
Not saying a niqqa can't get a job at google but that niqqa shouldn't be you...
No.597959
>>597934
yeah its rough
he's not super close but watching my dog slowly get worse and worse because of congenital heart failure i think and a collapsed trachea and shit
its ruff
No.597960
>>597945
real talk, i'm not a big fan of google after all the snowden stuff came to light
but if they offered me a job cleaning friggin bathrooms, i'd take it in a heartbeat
that shit would look cash headlining a resume
good luck on that interview fam
No.597961
what i really wanna know
can crustaceans feel love?
No.597962
later boys
im spooping away
No.597963
stop it anon!
all that Joey can't be good for your heart!
No.597964
>>597961
No!
Cats cannot feel love because their brains aren't wired to feel that! Their brains are literally not advanced enough
Hell even dogs probably don't "love" you-- they're just loyal and stupid, unlike cats
No.597965
Ah yes, the cat, my favorite crustacean.
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>>597964
you're right, they're loyal and smart
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>>597961
yes
when lobsters find their mate they hold claws with each others in the aquarium
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>>597964
"cletus i know you're retarded but please try to contain yourself"
No.597969
lets all take love knowledge from the guy who sees women as whatever fetishes they fulfill and sees his crippled cousin as a living pocket pussy
thats real epic
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>>597967
no way???
that's fucking adorable
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No.597973
the purest form of love tbh
No.597974
ok fuck it that tears it i am stopping the neppersposter
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>>597965
>being this pedantic
>>597967
Yeah so they can increase the success of the copulation idiot
>>597969
Human love is not animal love
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>>597955
dang dude, i'm sorry
you gave it a good life though, i think feral cats usually have a rough life
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>>597977
>pedantic
you fucked up hard
if you can't admit you're an idiot at least admit this much
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>>597965
what is this post trying to do
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>>597980
did you read cletus' reply to your post
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>>597937
i've been interviewed by google before
protip: they like small, concise resumes. and during my interview they asked me to first write out the code to a linked list on paper while they watched, and then modify my code so the linked list went both ways
not too horrible as far as software dev interviews go, but man it's scary because its some super dork from google who's been coding since he was 5 staring at everything you do
No.597983
holy shit did he seriously say cats are crustaceans
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>>597979
I never implied cats were crustaceans
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>>597981
oh, shit.
lmao
yeah okay that post was epic
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>>597986
huss going for the vintage rev look here
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>>597964
>No!
>Cats cannot feel love because their brains aren't wired to feel that! Their brains are literally not advanced enough
>Hell even dogs probably don't "love" you-- they're just loyal and stupid, unlike cats
Subject A
Subject B
Subject C
No.597991
i just realized nepeta likes karkat because both their animals are crustaceans
HUSSSSSSSSSSSSSIE!!!
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>>597986
ooh that beard is not doing him any favors
No.597994
look at all this damage control
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>>597988
Couldn't deliver ur game wtf
No.597997
>cletus decides to buy a cat
>wanders around the aquatic life department confused for a few minutes before giving up and going home
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>>597994
>implying you people won't take anything I say and run with it because you get triggered by what I say
See>>597835
and the strawmans
>>597836
>>597839
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>Sorry, the ability to create a listing for this item is restricted.
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>>597997
The only animal worth buying ever is a snake because they aren't annoying little shits that crap everywhere and dander up your couch
No.598001
>new waffle flavored vape juice
it's fucking epic, my lads
No.598002
the exquisite love of a serpent
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>>597993
>pewdiepie: legend of the brofist
No.598005
And if you're a male who likes cats you need to reevaluate your test levels tbh
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>>598000
snakes are the most boring creatures
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>>598005
so says the twink...
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high test males like to keep fatter pets
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>>598005
says the twink with a cripple and poop fetish
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imagine being cucked by your own dog
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>>598006
You know that's a lie
>>598007
>>598010
I'm pretty but I'm lean and muscled and I have a high test face. I don't know you but I assume you're probably pale and flabby and shapeless.
All animals are shit but from my experience only the most pathetic of sunken-eyed human gremlins actively liked cats. I'm not talking about owning a family cat or some shit.
And wes likes scat not me
No.598014
nam myoho renge kyo nam myoho renge kyo nam myoho renge kyo nam myoho renge kyo
*levitates*
*turns all palestinians into dust with my mind*
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>>598013
no you like the poo in the loo, don't you?
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>>598013
>I have a high test face
is that what it's called when you have a set of hairy pubes on your chin?
No.598017
yu mo gui gwai fai di zao
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>>598014
You're the last person I'd expect to suck le kike cock...
Then again you are a neocuckservative who probably thinks Reagan was jesus
>>598015
Nice meme
>>598016
I think you have me confused with niggerclit
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>>598012
I actually saw a doujin of that once
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>>598014
man, god used to be so cool
why doesn't he smite anything these days
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No.598023
femhandler time
come on cuck your men
we'll go to very
censored lands
with jake the bull
and finn the numale
the fun will never end
its femhandler time
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No.598025
At NuMale, doctors restore the penis to full functionality by giving men a chance to exercise it.
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>>598013
leave me out of this
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>>598026
Stop spamming the brownpill laddie...
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>>598029
You're not missing out on much Forbes is shit
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>>598029
doesn't happen with mine
which one are you using
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>>598032
>He STILL gets mad over it
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>>598035
that's not even a doujinshi you mongo
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>>598038
whatever you get the idea
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>>598036
you're insulting her every fucking day, of course i would get mad
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>>598041
1) She isn't real
2) We only insult her because you get so triggered over it and
3) You spam her every day
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>>598041
most poopydot posting went away when you stopped spamming her
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>>598041
relax wesley....
poop doesn't have feelings
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>>598041
didn't you say you dropped the shtick
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>>598050
well of course
it's not a shtick he has actual autism
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>>598043
>>598044
>spamming
it's not spamming
>>598046
in my heart, she does
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>>598048
>Karkat is shocked to find out that nepeta's horsecock is six times the girth his cloacal vent can handle
No.598056
>>598049
You're so thirsty you TRIED calling me
So I answered and immediately hung up
No.598057
who will peridot fuse with
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>>598056
is rev calling sponge a numale
that's heavy
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>>598056
i just want some epic rev interaction!
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No.598061
rev did you block my number
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>>598060
poopypiss! poopypiss!
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>>598060
laPiss
Poopydot
makes ya think...
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No.598067
rev is too busy blocking his arteries to block any numbers!!! lmao!!!
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>>598050
i broke down and couldn't bring myself to remove the peri
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>>598067
Why the fuck would you want to talk to that gross gnome of a man
I bet he breaths heavily over the phone
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>>598067
I put my phone on silent
And I will happily invoice you $50/hr per text or call I have to deal with as a consultation fee, then send it to collections when you fail to pay.
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>>598071
fuck you
i hate you so much
No.598076
I don't care how hard it upsets wesley, stop posting that shit all the time you're as bad as he is
No.598077
With wes you don't even have to make a lot of OC
The toilet gifs, the butt gif, and the shittrait comic will probably sting just as much 5 years from now
No.598078
>>598076
nothing is as bad as he is
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>>598077
or
hear me out
you could just not do that
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>>598076
butthurt bsb!!! lmao!!!
No.598081
who would win if cletus fought rev
No.598082
>>598081
rev would sit on him
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>>598079
quit posting scat
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>>598081
rev would break cletus' twink ass
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>>598083
never wake up you fuck
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>>598082
>>598085
He'd quite literally take a swing at me and then start huffing and puffing
I'd push him over with one finger and his own weight would snap his neck
No.598093
psssh
nothing personnel, kid
No.598094
>>598092
would you deliver a few one-liners?
No.598096
[in manlet pretending to be dio voice]
ZA WARUDO
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>>598098
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>598086
I think I should start running around with a claw and mask
>>598094
I do it in a great new yawk accent too
>>598096
>>598097
trip on rev
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>>598082
>>598085
>>598092
>>598094
>>598100
Remember the last time someone said the would come fight me?
Let's fucking go, son.
No.598102
i should post with a flag again
No.598103
I've never seen anyone this self-absorbed before
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>>598101
i would fucking love to see this go down
this should the event the hsg meetup centers around
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>>598103
oh man but egghead was just here a while ago
No.598106
I love poop
and I hope poop loves me
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>>598101
Don't you live in fucking Washington
Haha the Big One is gonna fuck you up before I even get a chance
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>>598102
you sould quit hsg again
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>>598104
there should be an hsg boxing tournament
No.598111
rev hitting cletus in his glass chin and knocking him out in one punch
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>>598109
>he doesn't know
Hee...
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>>598107
wouldn't that fuck up most of the planet? i mean yeah, washington especially, but everywhere else too
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>>598113
What
No
Are you talking about the Yellowstone supervolcano?
No.598116
>>598110
I'd moidalize erry oneayah
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>>598115
fuck, yeah, i'm getting my volcanoes confused
No.598118
I probably would bring a claw to a fist fight tbh
>>598117
The Big One is an earthquake not a volcano
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>>598118
trim your nails bitch
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>>598119
I spend like 20 mins a day on shit like that
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>>598121
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
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>>598120
and yet you say you're not a twink
No.598124
*in the sega voice*
SAY GAY
No.598126
i'm excited to fuck it up with the cute tinder vegetarian
i hope i can at least get her coffee
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>>598123
>personal hygiene makes you gay
Neckbeard...
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>>598128
spending 20 minutes a day on taking care of your nails is
i'm literally gay. i have had penis in my mouth, and that is gayer than me.
No.598131
>>598130
I never said on just my nails
Brushing my teeth, shaving, doing le epic hair...
That's not even that long. 20 mins a day?
No.598132
*to the rhythm of Holiday*
SAY GAY
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>>598129
*farts in her face*
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>>598112
Oh you mean the earthquake that was supposed to happen fifty years ago
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>>598131
brushing your teeth takes like 2 minutes and shaving takes like one, if that
brushing your hair maybe takes like 2-3 minutes if you have long hair (which you don't)
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>>598134
Every day the probability gets higher
It's been long overdue and the longer it takes to happen, the more powerful it will be
>>598135
Also doing a facial scrub and shaving armpit hair daily (I hate it)
My hair isn't long but it's not short and you don't even know how to manage luscious curls so don't even try
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>>598136
Did you ever get in contact with that goofgirl
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>>598136
>BBW
this is definitely not our Angel...
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>>598137
>shaving armpit hair daily
you just have shit genes man
i was graced by having almost non-existent body hair and my facial hair is pretty slow too.
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>>598140
I actually have very sparse and slow growing body hair for a meatball
>>598141
only for u big boy ;)
>>598142
With a razor?
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>>598138
i don't think she swiped right on me ):
No.598146
>david bowie's son directed Source Code
cool
No.598147
i miss the john wick meme
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>>598129
sleep tight roxkit
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>>598144
Can't use too much shampoo or it get's too frizzy
Can't use too much conditioner or it gets heavy and dead and greasy
>>598145
l m a o
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>>598149
fuck I hate when people say "get's" and I did it
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i refuse the incest, mommy
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>>598153
that game looks fun though...
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>>598137
>probability gets higher
Are you a geologist, then?
No.598156
>>598155
It's high school geology
The continents aren't gonna stop shifting just for you
The Cascadia fault hasn't relieved stress in a long time and we're overdue for an earthquake
No.598157
holy cow, did you guys hear about that new neptune-sized planet they may have discovered outside of pluto's orbit? i was browsing my phone in bed but now i'm wide awake reading about it
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/01/feature-astronomers-say-neptune-sized-planet-lurks-unseen-solar-system
No.598158
loopy is too innocent for hsg
No.598159
i need a background for my ipod but no wallpapers i have and like are in that ratio so i gotta make my own
blugh
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>>598158
no, i'm just innocent enough!
actually, i'm a pretty bad mother-effer, if i do say so myself
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>>598161
Reading your posts is lik gettingsatbbed in the brian,
No.598163
>>598160
but what if there are space aliens?!
actually, we haven't located or seen it yet, what if it's a neptune-sized spaceship!?
aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>598162
you're not kidding
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No.598166
loopy talks like dot
is loopy dot
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>>598166
i thought the same thing several times
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>>598166
all tumblrites talk the same
No.598169
those gosh darn tumbly poos are ruining my board!
*jerks off to cp*
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>>598162
uh oh, i hope your brian is okay
you may want to go see a brian sugreon if its injured
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>>598169
only bsb does that
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>>598166
no
but what if
if p_p, me, and dot did a 3-way fusion, we'd be.....
p_ploopydot B)
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>>598207
did your gf send you that