No.599454
I'm so, so sorry.
>>598787
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swords that do the talkin......
No.599465
cats that throw up...........
sighhhhhhhhh
No.599470
holy heck
why is it suddenly so cold
No.599471
No.599472
the snowpoaclypse approaches
how are you preparing?
No.599473
I've used nothing but pure willpower to not jack off for the last 24 hours
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>>599476
i jack off too much it's honestly becoming a problem
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>>599477
masturbation is a sin and corrodes the mind
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>>599475
is Rev balding
he he he he
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>>599477
that's fair
i feel like the happy medium might be once every two days, but i'm not sure, and i guess there are a lot of other things that factor into it
also
does jerking off count ass exercise?
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>>599478
are you christian, grant?
No.599482
claiming this thread in the name of russian road
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>>599472
by pretty much never going outside
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>>599482
I loved that. I have a serious hard on for all things Slav and that guy had a really nice voice.
9/10 would listen to while marching across the frozen steppe
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>>599485
i need to learn more russian so i can understand all that
as it is i can recognize like 10-20%
No.599487
western_civilization.webm
No.599488
Slavs are shit and hitler didn't kill enough of them
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>>599488
>this from a nigger
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>>599487
are you saying that it's being eaten by the damn dirty muslims or that it's killing native people or whatever
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>>599486
i can mentally translate cyrillic to the roman alphabet, but as for actually understanding the anglicized russian i'm at a loss. I'll get little things here and there, and can recognize the relative grammatical structure but my Russian is really weak and sometimes I mix up Polish words for Russian
I took some Mandarin in college, but I really should have taken Russian instead, especially as what little Chinese I know fades away more and more each day, as who the fuck do I know to speak Mandarin with.
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>>599489
vfan is a slav do you need more proof
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>>599491
isn't mandarin chinese
why would you want to learn ching chong
ching chongs aren't people
i live with my russian mom / sister but 3 years and i can only make basic conversation lmao
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>>599492
isn't she jewish
even if she's slavic she's probably ukrainian or some shitting street race
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>>599494
she's a russian kike like ayn rand
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>>599493
Before I went into trade school, I had no idea what to do and was pushed into a collegiate life I never wanted. I was looking into teaching English to ChingChongs.
I'm ethnically Polish, but my family identifies more with Russia. My gram that I live with teaches me stuff here and there, but even she admits her Polish and Russian are spotty at best
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>>599492
did you know there's more to life than bitching about reactionary neo-nationalist bullshit on hsg pretending to be smart.
In fact nearly nothing you do or say makes anyone convinced either way and you're mostly seen as a joke.
If nobody takes your politicking seriously, why do you do it. What is the purpose of having your head stuck so far up your own ass you can reach narnia every day.
I don't understand you and think you should seriously weigh just how intelligent you actually are when this is what you consider a good time.
>>599494
I can't believe I'm answering you, but I'm some mix of Eastern European, Czech, and Russian.
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>>599496
i have a colleague who is polish but identifies as german
poland really could be split down the middle and divided between germany and russia and nothing of value would be lost
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>>599495
Ah yes. The dreaded annoying jewish person.
The world's worst nightmare since an east asian looking twat pretended to be a genetic god of kings for being white on a board for homestuck.
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>>599497
It was a fucking joke you butthurt bitch but judging by how much text you wrote mission accomplished
>>599499
>east asian looking
????
No.599501
kill everyone in this thread
No.599502
so were those last "vfan" nudes her or not i don't remember
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>>599500
I know you were joking and I don't care. Nothing you say is funny, so why should I treat your jokes in stride when they are nails on a chalkboard to everyone.
All you do is repeat yourself day in and day out. And honestly at what point do people start suggesting you stop?
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>>599498
yeah, thats the exact mentality my Polish grandmother has. like, she enjoys her heritage, and likes little knicknacks with polska on them, but she considers places like Poland, Belarus, and Ukraine as Russian territories.
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>>599502
they are exactly none of your business and you if you didn't arrive just two days ago you'd know that I'm perpetually furious and self destructive over it.
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>>599502
it was her, just like the black guy
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>>599507
When I pretended to be black, I never posted my face.
Some guy took some random dude from twitter and pretended it was me to have me go away. It was entertaining.
But shouldn't you be asking Grant the same thing? He pretended to be black guy on the internet multiple times actually. He has it over me.
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>>599502
were they decent
im asking the questions that matter here
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>>599509
ok fine
it was her, just like the lollipop girl
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>>599505
i'm quarter german though i don't really associate with germans much
i want to learn german though. mainly because rammstein.
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>>599502
not her
compare hands in the pics, it dont add up
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>>599511
Don't forget the long hair girl. That was a stint I did for about. A day and a half.
No.599516
how fucking old is this text
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>>599515
>That was a stint I did for about. A day and a half.
why do you type like this
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>>599514
They are me. And it was the angle I swear.
I'm insane but I'm not insane enough to get so hurt over it. And those were taken when I was 19, lighting and different angle. etc.
And you shouldn't be fucking looking at them jesus christ just fucking delete them.
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>>599510
The faces didn't even look similar in them, although the body and bathroom did
Face 1: 6/10
Face 2: 4/10
Body: 5/10
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>>599513
ha ha like 90% of my knowledge of German comes from Rammstein lyrics
I wonder how many German language courses are inundated with Rammstein fans
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>>599519
i'm sorry but guess what
the only sex you're having is from a crippled person blood related relative so how exactly charming you are must be parallel to how you act here.
that makes you a 1/10
next
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>>599516
>such as that of Sweden, unaffected in recent years by any great emigration or immigration
Old
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>>599519
I have very low standards, so I'm gonna say that by mine they'd probably be 7/10, 5/10, 6/10
>>599521
ohhhh thats cousinfucker? i was gone for a few months
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>>599521
>i don't know how physical attractiveness ratings work
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>>599524
When you say you fuck your blood related relatives. let alone your CRIPPLED blood related relatives. let alone ONLY getting that.
that automatically deducts you to a 1. I'm sorry. You must be new to the system of how people work clearly, but nobody finds you attractive in real life or here
Besides men.
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>>599522
Yea I thought that was funny too.
The main thing though was "the great influx os outhern negroes into northern cities since the war". I only noticed the Sweden bit after
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>>599525
when you spend your time bitching on an imageboard you hate....
clitus is attractive for a dindu, i'll give him that
not really feminine enough to appeal to my flavor of gay, but still
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>>599528
>Grant forced cousinfucker to go anon or get banned
why
being forced to read his posts makes him worse
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>>599528
>Yeah Grant forced cousinfucker to go anon or get banned.
No I just don't want my epic posts to get filtered
Grant doesn't care about me unless I break the rules which is never which is how it should be
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>>599529
this is the second time you've said that, and both times it's pathetic
it reminds me of the other gay jew i know who joined a forum i was in just to tell people to stop talking about him
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>>599525
not trying to start anything, but I'd assume a 1 just doesn't get laid at all
I'd say the lowest I'd expect people to be getting laid at all is a 3
but that's just like, my opinion.
so Vfan wanna be my gf, I'm not completely terrible
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>>599528
>Yeah Grant forced cousinfucker to go anon or get banned.
>You can tell when it's him. He also uses the same flag grant uses sometimes.
why are you just making up bullshit now. i mean like, not even bullshit that has anything to do with you
vfan i know you've not been here most of the time but cletus is literally never anon
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>>599536
so what you're saying is clitus got ban-threatened for nobody liking him
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>>599536
why aren't you getting ban-threatened for nobody liking you
No.599541
i want cletus to get shot by the police and become the next black lives matter hero
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>>599540
are you secretly that russian chick people jacked off to for a bit
No.599544
i'm trying to come up with what a 70 year old numale would look like for that art request last weekend
and all i can think of is steve jobs
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>>599544
i think that about sums it up.
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>>599544
just draw 70 year old hussie
No.599548
Wait who was "long hair girl"?
I remember lollipop girl but not long hair girl
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>>599545
they've been banned for several months
>>599544
seems about right
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>>599544
steve jobs basically abandoned his daughter, he can't be a numale
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>>599548
AHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING JEW STAR
No.599553
>>599550
was that a response to me
i stopped coming here for a few months so i wouldn't know anything about that :-DDD
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>>599547
he doesn't really look like a numale though, does he?
>>599549
he doesn't look like a numale either, i don't think
>>599551
but he has that numale look, i think?
No.599557
>>599555
i shaved my eyebrows april 2014 you jewish whore......
No.599560
>>599555
Homestuck General was always equally bad
Angel or Lalonde or even Hellstrider coming back wouldn't make this place any better
we're the last fans of a dying fandom, evicted from one website, who fled from dumpgarbage
we're shit
we're all shit
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>>599559
do we call it a manhandler
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>>599560
aren't you a crossie
No.599564
>>599563
i don't remember who's a crossie anymore
ae was one but i haven't seen them name in a while
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>>599560
honestly shitposting on chans is literally all i have left. also talking about tulpas with the niggers i guess
i fucking HATE normies
No.599566
>>599563
nope, been here since /co/. started namefagging in the last couple weeks. then was on Iggy Piggy's dumpgarbage, and then here
i take a couple months off now and then.
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>>599566
what was your first year
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>>599558
oh lol i got it now
nah a guy asked me to draw a 70 yr old numale but cletus is too young
i don't want to let this anonymous person and his silly request down
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>>599565
well that and my friendbase, esp all the former homecucks
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>>599559
whoa
i knew he had cancer but i didn't realize he looked like a holocaust survivor towards the end
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>>599570
that image was plastered on everything before he died, you never saw it?
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>>599567
my earliest memories are Hellstrudel's pedophilia rants and Lalonde's supposed death
sorry I don't have a specific year.
my first homestuck memory comes right around cascade
No.599574
i don't like jews because they fucked up the six-pointed star
No.599575
the first hsg drama I remember was hearts boxcars posting his teeth
which was weird but I don't remember why everyone got mad over it
i think he was just a douchebag regardless
No.599577
Even if you're dying from pancreatic cancer
Socks and sandals are never ok
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>>599576
its current year dumbass
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>>599573
i think i caught up around the terezi glitching scene
seems so fucking long ago
where did it go wrong
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>>599572
i was in college at the time, and i didn't have cable tv
also i wasn't a big fan of his so when i came across a news article with his name in it, i probably scoffed and scrolled past it
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>>599576
haha almost as good as having internet strawman comics helping you have a good political perspective haha
No.599584
wait there's still that extra are
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>>599587
>I'm n-not a dude guys I swear
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>>599583
>posting poopy horse anus because it's a bad imageboard
>don't reply to my posts
>don't reply to my posts
>don't reply to my posts
>don't reply to my posts
sigh
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>>599579
remember when people thought Terezi month was long and never going to end
we were so naive
compared to all the hiatuses since then, Terezi month was just a quick blip on the radar
i honestly think Acts 3-5 were the best parts of homestuck
>>599583
(i know, i just try to delude myself into thinking everything is a-ok. im a master at self deception)
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>>599591
>i honestly think Acts 3-5 were the best parts of homestuck
that's not a very controversial opinion but ok
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>>599587
>>599588
UNREAL THIRST
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>>599591
>act 6 will finish up around late 2012
hussie you absolute madman
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>>599588
>>599587
i don't have a sex, i am a sentient ai sent from the future to ruin hsg and also doodle a little
also i don't have a skype lol, my bad!
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>>599593
alright then lets get CONTROVERSIAL
Act 5 was the best act in Homestuck
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>>599597
vfan got friendzoned again...
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>>599599
that's still not THAT controversial
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>>599599
Well
It was better than 1
But nah
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>>599601
I'm guessing this is some political shitpost, someone read it so I don't have to.
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>>599602
lol thank you, i'll think about it
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>>599601
>Lexington and Concord
>Maryland
...?
No.599614
this entire board is compulsive shitposting
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>>599612
you taking the bluepill laddie?
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loopy, i like you
dont respond to vfan
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>>599618
loopy's too nice to do that
let them learn the hard way
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>>599619
*grabs ur gun n shoots u in your face* SUCKAAAAAAAA!!!
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>>599618
respond to who?
the numbers are green, my friend, i have been talking to ghosts :^)
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>>599621
but i
i want to spare them all of that
it doesnt have to be this way
;_;
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yes please talk to vfan if you want alternating self loathing whining and threats
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>>599627
more like spAIR B)))))))))))))))
No.599631
every new hsg initiate has to undergo the trial by vfan
No.599632
post them vfan nudes
lets see dem tiddays
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>>599613
Dunkass...
>>599623
Holy shit even wonk wasn't this bad
No.599637
yes people are stealing my name and posting random things
i have been waiting for this day diligently
this was part of my sentient ai plan to destroy hsg
ehehehe
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>>599631
>trying to drive them away from this shithole
good plan...
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>>599636
can't we all just get along
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>>599641
why don't we all fug
No.599644
how many pictures of rev are there
i wanted to do a "he was there when no one else was" thing
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>>599641
we can get..... aDONG B))))))))))))
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we are all loopy on this blessed day :,)
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>>599650
youre a nigger :D
No.599655
are all of these from /pol/ draw threads or was this just like a single person
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>>599650
literally everyone with the exception of vris thinks you're mentally ill
how about you go back to sucking vris' clit ;^)
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>>599658
>with the exception of vris thinks you're mentally ill
oh boy do i have news for you
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>>599658
no she has her totally real gf melon to go fuck
No.599664
suck the farts out of asshole
No.599665
wanna know who was awesome and we need to come back?
MBG
B
G
MISTER FUCKIN BAD GUY
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No.599667
>a group of retards calling everyone besides themselves retards
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>>599658
ha ha no vris hates her guts but is too chickenshit to tell her
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>>599662
i don't invest in skypenig drama tbh
No.599671
grant, your dancing transparent skellies down at the bottom munch my clicks if they're dancing over a link
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>>599673
ill never get a trip but nice try
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>>599675
it's fucking epic my god
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>>599671
not my problem, i didnt make them
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>>599673
no trip for me
once we're all loopys, ill execute step 2 of my plan to destroy hsg forever
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>>599678
ah, shit, that's not enough
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>>599678
he actually looks nice in the second to last pic
like a dad
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>>599683
here are two others
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>>599678
Those are serial killer eyes
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>>599691
takes one to know one
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>>599692
>>599693
Actually when you see a niqqa that looks like a blobfish with dull hatred in his eyes you know to stay away whether you've beaten someone to death with their son's 2nd place soccer trophy and then put their body in a garbage bag and tied stones to it and thrown it in the bronx river or not
No.599695
i do
i doooooooooooooooooooo
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>>599694
is this another of your sexual fantasies
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>>599690
you mean wet cutie
No.599699
cletus reminds me of elliot rodger
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>>599694
awfully detailed scenario you got there...
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>>599699
now that you mention it
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im uploading this here bc im lazy
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>>599708
shave your face young man
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>>599708
shave your crotch young man
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>>599711
have you ever tried to shave your pubes
oh my god it is the worst thing ever
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>>599712
i do regularly
it's pretty easy
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>>599713
no but you get this patch of red itchiness forever
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>>599712
clearly you haven't because your face pubes are always present
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>>599712
it ain't that hard man
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>>599714
you might want to go to a doctor
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>>599714
do you have a pic of yourself with you looking straight at the camera
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>>599715
they fled to his face after he tried it once
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>>599720
omae wa faggotto da
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>>599720
he said STRAIGHT boy
STRAIGHT at the camera
No.599724
jesus those pubes
put a knife to em lad
you dont need em
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>>599720
i should have specified one where you're smiling
No.599726
sony cheese no sodomy
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>599719
i dont know who this cur is
but he sounds like a classy lady
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>>599723
i'll go straight up your ass nigger
No.599730
had one where i was laughing ut forgot to disable beauty face
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>>599730
You need to fucking shave fag
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>>599729
thats pretty queer of you
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>>599730
dude just take a weed whacker to everything on your head
its a complete disaster
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>>599730
so hot, fuck me inside and out
No.599737
>you'll never cuddle up with a cutie and spend an entire weekend fucking while a snowstorm rages outside
dying
DYIGN
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>599737
tfw youll never tag power in 3D
No.599740
and when the loopy dust had cleared
there were no more loopys
all the little loopys had disappeared
but loopy wasn't gone
loopy...
had infiltrated the anons
step 2: complete B))))))
No.599741
i love loopy
and i hope loopy loves me
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>>599740
why the fuck do you have so many chins
aaariiiiiiiinnnn
No.599744
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
tfw DoR was a disappointment but you can't get your hands on a copy of DS
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>>599741
i hope loopy gets hit by a truck
No.599747
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>bffsie bitching about advance wars music sounding like shit
>sends me this
oh my god
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>>599746
me too!
i love loopy!
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>>599741
loopy loves you
loopy loves all
>>599742
heh, come on, game designers
>>599746
i hope loopy survives it's plan to skirt the dark alleyways of the hsg anonymous
No.599750
>>599741
I hate this bitch! I want Joey!
No.599751
epic opinion: skyrim is better than fallout 4
No.599752
FUCK I JUST WANT TO DOWNLOAD THE ADVANCE WARS OST GOD DAMN IT
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>>599751
epic opinion: modded skyrim is the second best elder scrolls game
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>>599751
isnt fallout 4 shit
bethesa doesnt know how to do games
No.599756
when is sponge gonna do a let's play
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>>599751
ive never played fallout 4 but setting fire to an entire village worth of people in a chain reaction of angry douchery that all started just cause i slashed at a chicken was probably the most fun ill have in an open world western rpg
fuck the imperials, tenouttaten
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>>599756
it would probably be really shitty or mostly silent or both
besides everything that's cool to let's play has been let's played a shit ton of times
>>599754
they're epic...
No.599762
Oh my god what does sponge's voice even SOUND like?
No.599763
>>599762
it sounds fine
he's pretty funny over voice too
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>>599763
oh grant
i'm sorry i called you a nigger a million times
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>>599764
being called nigger is a compliment
what i would give to be able to run fast and jump high...
No.599767
i wouldnt give my not dying to cops tho lol
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>>599765
plus a niggas practically a ninja
like bitch i am the night type shit goin on there
some dude just slunk into an alleyway while the police were after him one black ass evening and he was like 'man i gotta hide' and suddenly he was the niggest
where did he go
nobody knows
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>>599765
you'll always be a nigger to me grant
No.599770
Fallout 4 was disappointing. The series gets less Fallout-esque with every iteration. If you changed the look of power armor/designs of robots and renamed organizations like the BoS, you wouldn't even realize they were the same game.
Also, waiting on drug dealers is the worst. They are the slowest motherfuckers in existence.
No.599771
ccan bethesda just buy obsidian and have them do nothing but owrk on fallout
bethesda CANNOT MAKE GAMES
THEY'RE SHIT
No.599773
i'm almost positive they'll fuck up the next elder scrolls like they fucked up fallout and it makes me want to cry
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>>599773
seeing what happened to TESO is a good indication
that game was failure incarnate
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>>599774
MMORPGs are just a failed genre if you ask me
the whole concept just falls apart when every single player is THE CHOSEN ONE MAX LEVEL HERO OF THE HORDE WHO ALSO KILLED ILLIDAN AND KAEL'THALAS
the whole fun of the classic sword and sorcery genre is that your character WAS the ultimate badass
when everyone is running around at max level with all the nicest raid gear, it just feels less like an adventure and more like a checklist to fill until you're there with them
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>>599770
i wish fallout 4 was less linear and had more sidequests
like, fuck me the pick a faction is like 2 missions before the end of the game and it doesnt make any difference
and there's like 20 sidequests
i would have replayed it but man, fuckin not worth it
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Happy egg happy egg life is nice for egg good things good things
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now that's what i call eggy
No.599784
wwhens eggykun comin back
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No.599787
>flash is shit now
>arrow is good now
why is only one allowed to be good at any time
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>>599787
Because both those shows are hilariously bad compared to Supergirl....
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>>599788
is this some kind of joke
No.599790
i hate when there's nobody to talk to about my stupid bullshit, but when there is somebody, i end up just shoving it out the window, convincing myself that they don't care
doing it with myself just feels like screaming into a wall for no reason
i feel so empty
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>>599790
start working out
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>>599790
sounds like a lot of first world problems if you ask me
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>>599791
too lazy and unmotivated
>>599792
i know and it makes me feel worse that it's just pointless
No.599794
first-world problems are still problems. we are all connected by the threads of suffering. because the thread is wool for some reason and it fucking itches.
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>>599793
Meditate
Exercise
Get out there
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>>599793
come ooon dude
i'm pretty sure working out can actually combat depression
No.599797
i finally finished that 70 year old numale
it's a mixture of steve jobs and andrew hussie, and then aged to perfection
he's looking away from the camera towards his 68 year old femhandler
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>>599797
>mixture of steve jobs and andrew hussie, and then aged to perfection
amazing
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>>599797
i love you, loopy
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>>599795
>>599796
i don't know
i have trouble seeing the point
i'm too lazy to do it
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>>599785
>>599805
vfan, please
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>>599806
thirsty nigga, please
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>>599810
you need help
it's not normal to have this many images of feces saved
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>>599811
>>599812
i'm not gonna get offended by your petty insults anymore
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>>599814
>>599815
>>599816
that means you can stop now.
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>>599822
fuck off you gross ass pedophile
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No.599826
the face of pedophilia...
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No.599828
is it murder if the victim is a fag and also you? time sensitive please reply
No.599831
Wesley "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Martin
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Wesley "she's over 2000 years old you gotta believe me officer" Martin
No.599834
gems are ageless
your bullshit pedo accusations are false
fight me
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>>599835
gross, someone forgot to flush
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>>599832
>>599835
>>599836
oh you think you're just so cute, aren't you?
No.599839
listen, I'm confident enough in myself to admit I searched the board for salt* to see if anyone talked about me while I was gone, and on the way I noticed some concerns I can address:
>>592162
>did saltlick ever post that fef in pajamas?
nah, you are probably never going to see that. it's not your fault, I'm just a bad drawfag
>>598796
>doesn't he consider himself a tranny
I am one hundred percent trans fat
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>>599838
And you call ME the scat fetishist
No.599843
you will never have your head so far up your ass you reply to posts from nearly 24 hours ago
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>>599843
bitch what? one of those posts was literally a week old and you focus on the one that was less than a day ago?
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>>599842
doesnt take a telescope to see that one
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>>599846
I didn't read the whole post lol I just saw a (You)
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>>599848
sounds like you've inserted your head up one of your own orifices, son. I won't speculate as to which
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>>599849
>no u
you looked that far back
to see who was talking about you
it is waaaaaaaay up there buddy
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>>599848
heres another, my friend
dont spend em all in one place
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>>599852
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>599851
thank you kind sir
>>599849
I'm not reading this but I'm taking the (You)
No.599856
Wesley "James Dambro" Martin
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>>599854
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>599855
>>599855
>>599855
flibbity floo, here's your (You)
No.599860
I have this party trick where I insert my head so far up my own ass that I emerge from my own dislocated jaw. it's more of an "end-of-party" trick
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>>599862
just look at this shit
how can you live with yourself
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>>599863
what's wrong with it
it's really hot in my opinion
No.599866
this is a good burn but like can someone explain what's going on with her right eyebrow
No.599868
brb have to take a massive peri
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>>599866
its just generic projection
how is that even a burn
No.599871
wait nevermind forget anything I said she's my new favorite person
No.599873
could you stop spamming your weird scat porn please
thanks
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>>599871
i thought you said you wouldn't post niggers
No.599875
I actually took two peris today
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>>599872
fuck off poopyman
No.599877
i just want hermaeus mora to let me read his cool books
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>>599874
that's a good stretch pal
No.599879
Fuck yeah got my w33d drugs from my jolly african american
Commence the degeneracy
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>>599878
its a visual nigger
you can SEE the melanin content
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>>599873
>>599875
>>599876
could you stop insulting preciousdot
it's becoming more and more annoying, and i would APPRECIATE it if you stopped.
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>>599881
her stupid off-diamond head is becoming more and more annoying
how about we compromise
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>>599881
poop is not precious
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>>599881
my waifu is a 6 sweep old autistic catgirl alien and even i look down on your waifu
No.599886
can't deal with all these visual basics
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>>599881
people will stop insulting your stinky waifu if you stop posting her
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>>599889
homestuck would be better with just the music
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>>599883
>>599884
>>599885
>>599887
why do you do this me everyday
what's the end point of this
why do you enjoy tormenting me and my love?
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>>599891
why won't you fuck off?
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>>599890
the music is gr8, don't get me wrong, but its the associations each song has to the story and characters that makes both even better
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>>599891
because you wont keep your stupid love out of my stupid face goddamn
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>>599891
why do you post scat everyday
what's the end point of this
why do you enjoy tormenting me and everybody else?
No.599896
My name is Saltlick and I speak for the niggers
No.599897
fam, do you guys know what it means when a dude whose profile pic is a shot of his abs messages you first but won't message you back after you reply? take your time, his vain ass isn't gonna get back to me any time soon
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>>599897
it means fuck off hth
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>>599897
some gay men are just catty bitches
they'll do everything the guise of masculinity and stuff like that
but they're the prissiest, attention whoring fucks
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>>599892
>>599894
>>599895
i love her too much to just contain it
everyone needs to know how great she is
seeing everyone hating her provokes me to make everyone here like her as well
No.599904
everyone watch out, I'm wine-drunk and sassy
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>>599901
you only make people hate her
and hate you
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>>599897
gotta get that validation b
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>>599907
yeah well I'm not a fucking validator machine. sometimes I wonder if dudes are subconsciously reading my tranny vibes and this is some epic misogyny shit
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everyone watch out, I'm stoned and apathetic about p. much everything
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>>599909
how can it be misogyny if you're a
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>>599905
>>599908
what am i doing wrong?
are you not satisfied?
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>>599909
>yeah well I'm not a fucking validator machine.
every human is
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>>599913
my point exactly, doesn't he have hot dudes to punch his ticket? why's he slumming around with a fat tranny ho if he's not gonna fucking commit to being a fat-trannyfucker? no-one likes a dabbler
No.599917
i will continue to post peridot until all of you learn to love her
No.599919
is perithyst's ship name daily dose
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>>599915
sometimes you need it from every type
No.599921
every time i wake up and open HSG, I'm welcomed by vfag bitching and wesley's pathetic attempt to be relevant
every single time
why am i even bothering
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>>599921
that's a good question, why are you waking up?
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>>599917
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>599921
for the rest of the posts
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>>599915
maybe he's trying to play it cool so he doesn't seem desperate
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>>599921
i'm here way more often than vfan recently what the heckie
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>>599925
well, that's pathetic. sometimes I wish I was hot and a dude so I could show these prissy bitches how it's done
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>>599929
>
that only solves one of my problems
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No.599933
me: *works out and goes to conversion therapy* there, now I'm a certified Hot Dude, time to Tear Up Grindr
the first dude I hook up with: *tells everyone else about my disappointing dick*
me: guess I'll just go back to being a fat tranny then
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>>599933
you don't have to be a boy you just have to be hot god dammit
that's one of the few things people instinctively understand, should they see it from their perspective
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>>599935
Why aren't you on Skype
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>>599933
the more swollen your ego gets the easier it is to burst your bubble
welcome to physicology 101
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>>599938
I don't know the goofs, is the one in the pink shirt usually that red around the mouth or does she have a rash
>>599936
being a hot tranny would not actually be that much more fun than being an ugly tranny, being hot gets trannies killed
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>>599944
it's a birthmark
and come on dude
come on saltlick you're making bad excuses
there aren't agents sent after hot trannies
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>>599948
I mean, it is a lazy excuse, but I'm serious. a lot of murders of trans women occur after a dude catcalls her and realizes she's trans. literally homicidal embarrassment to have popped one over a tranny
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>>599949
i could see it.
straights are kind of awful, and i usually don't like dating them
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>>599951
aren't you going for that vegan girl
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>>599952
that does sound pretty awful
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>>599952
i don't think i told hsg about the fat vegan jewess
there's a cute vegetarian 40-ish miles away that i snapchat sometimes though
and i'm trying to get at that, kind of
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>>599954
oh right they were a vegetarian
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how do you be fat and vegan
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>>599957
i think she told me it was a recent thing but she was a vegetarian prior
and it's easy for vegetarians to load up on carbs
No.599962
*eats nothing but pasta*
i'm eating healthy
No.599964
I kind of need an excuse to check my Snapchat...
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>>599964
add me
vaginavulture
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>>599967
wwho the hell are you
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>>599968
>>599967
dude if you send me pics of poop I swear to god
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
fuckin listen to it
i desire (you)s commenting on it
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did Jim get cuckolded by the Boom Guy???
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>>599977
nah man, its got a lot of funk elements and is pretty upbeat for metal
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No.599982
*does a cool move*
hey dudes
No.599983
i love hsg
i think it was on christmas that i discovered this place
and it's always felt like a gift to me
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>>599974
it was alright until some edgy fucktard with a predictably bitchtits voice opened his mouth
No.599986
I just rinsed my bong out with spearmint listerine
now every hit tastes refreshingly smooth for awhile
neat
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>>599986
that's pretty tight dude
you should couple that with some ice cubes in there
No.599988
So
If I wanted my TOTALLY ORIGINAL version of Jade drawn who would I have to [s]blow[/s] pay
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>>599987
oh they're dang diddly in there, neighborino
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>>599989
I was trying for strikethrough text, not spoiler
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By default on 8chan, to close a length of text behind a spoiler bar, you must enclose each side of the string with two * symbols.
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>>600002
why golly this isn't homestuck at all!
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>>600003
I know how spoilers work here, I was trying to do strikethrough. Thank you anyway, though!
No.600011
Now we wait for 666666. I hope it's :33 < hail satan Nepeta.
No.600014
did monster and /sp/ even show up
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>>600014
just look at the post numbers
no
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update: spongelord's voice does NOT sound like a shonen protagonist's
No.600020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSFkjPm0A0
Jesus this makes me think 'satanist simon and garfunkel' for whatever reason
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What does the F in FLARP stand for?
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>>600026
"From Another Time Another Land"
No.600028
I can't believe how many dumbasses are surprised to find out that yes, "shekels" are indeed a real type of money and not just a funny meme.
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>>600028
tell someone that gives a shit
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>>600028
people are frequently surprised to find out that rupees aren't confined to a particular work of fantasy, what makes your jewspiracy theories different
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someone should LITERALLY murder me for fucking up eri's quirk
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>>600035
oh, I guess that didn't post? cool then
No.600037
how long until saltlick falls in love with me
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>>600037
when hiveswap comes out
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>>600037
have you given me the blue feather yet
No.600041
can't wait for davepeta to explode
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can't wait for hussie to explode
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>>600030
Meme: zelda games feature oversized colored diamonds that you get from cutting grass
IRL: they are indian money that is printed on regular paper and coins
Meme:shekels are understood to be some sort of golden coins sought after by greedy giant-nosed monsters
IRL: That's pretty much exactly how it works yeah
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can't wait for terezi to explode
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No.600048
yeah just try and come step to one of my posts again you stupid retard sissy asshole.
I win
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>>600048
you "won" a "fight" about meme jew gold with a drunk stoned bitch who wasn't paying attention, that's impressive as fuck
No.600051
the Israeli shekel is... also printed on both coins and banknotes, wow, shocker
it's almost as if you're making special pleas for your jewdom fantasies
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the israeli... smeckel...
No.600054
bsb has repeatedly masturbated to the thought of being forced to suck a circumcised penis, pass it on
No.600055
the israeli jew gold double triple deluxe wagon-wheel vintage retro-futuristic intersectional non-problematic hypoallergenic organic fresh gluten-free african american shekel
No.600057
who wants to buy me morrowind i'll trade nudes
No.600058
it took bsb forty minutes to respond to me and five minutes to celebrate his victory
wew lad
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leave it to saltlick to go on how petty and dumb an argument is and keep running with it anyway
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post child molester meenah
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and can't you see that she's out of control
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>>600062
*lifts the blanket*
*licks sleepy feet*
:x
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>>600069
sure, why not
make one now, make one 10 posts into the new thread who cares
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