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Unstumpable Trump and Cucklord Bern
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No.601287
I can't believe anon promised me tranny drama that didn't actually happen
I can't believe I fell for it and read through that entire thread
I need to evaluate my life now
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>>601286
don't you have a thread just for this garbage
No.601291
>>601287
it might have been a couple threads ago, they sort of blend together after a couple weeks here
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No.601294
I'm unironic gender discussionkin
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No.601296
tell me about ben!
why does he wear that grin!?
No.601297
JOANNA NEWSOM IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT MUSIC WAIFU
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>>601296
i have trouble making a real smile so when I try to make a fake one it seems weird
No.601301
let's put a smile on that face :}
No.601302
>>601299
eyebrow it up eggboy you know it's true
c'mon, who's your music waifu who's so great you think she's better than Joanna fucking Newsom
No.601303
>>601297
i have no idea who that is
No.601304
No.601305
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>>601303
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
No.601307
alternatively, julian koster
No.601308
what the fuck is rick and morty
No.601309
honestly peach plum pear is okay, it's not her best, I picked it because it's one of her better that isn't fucklong
>>601306
someone should have taken her aside and gently, yet firmly told her to cut down Only Skin and Emily, but Monkey and Bear? Cosmia? I will fucking fight you
No.601310
>>601308
the new meme show
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>>601308
OOOOOHHHWEEEE SEE YA IN A YEAR AND A HALF
No.601314
mr. poopybutthole was pretty funny
No.601315
>>601308
the old meme show
No.601316
did you hear about that new webcomic, its called homestuck
No.601317
>>601308
its the adventures of an old drunkard scientist and his stupid grandkid featuring dysfunctional family sometimes
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>>601267
heyyy, thanks dude
No.601321
>>601314
do you also find family guy funny
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>>601322
unshaved + unbleached
-2/10
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>>601325
but it's the same type of lolrandom humor
should be prefect
No.601328
>>601322
Is this a SU leak?
No.601329
>quest to find some kid's lost cat
>sprint up to it
>it doesn't make any move whatsoever
>"press x to send home"
>ASHES, ERIN MISSES YOU! YOU HAVE TO GO HOME
>grown ass man yelling at a cat
>cat instantly understands and sprints back home
Bethesda why
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>>601322
I hate this butthole! I want Joey's!
No.601332
>>601329
because thats fucking hilarious whether they intended it or not
No.601333
>>601327
mr. poopybutthole was kinda funny because of the setup and payoff, it wasn't just random
it was, you know, a joke
No.601334
>>601333
it was the same type of continuity breaking asspull for a cheap punchline
No.601335
>>601334
idgaf about continuity breaking in a cartoon where 90% of the material is just some guy improvising with silly voices, you dinkus
i know you're committed to showing your superiority to, like, reddit i guess, but it was a constructed joke with a setup and a punchline. that's pretty much the opposite of lolrandom.
No.601336
>>601334
You never watched the episode did you
No.601337
>>601334
what value is continuity in a show that's built upon parallel universes?
No.601338
>>601333
>>601334
i thought he was just ok, but i really laughed hard at that OHWOWWWWEEE SEE YOU IN A YEAR AND A HALF joke
No.601339
>>601334
>Continuity breaking asspull
How does it break continuity?
No.601341
No.601342
if dude is so salty about lolrandom in rick and morty, why not point out the parallel universe tv episodes?
No.601344
>>601335
>>601336
>>601337
>>601338
>>601339
>character says he was there all along
>character never appears in any of the previous episodes
>not an asspull
No.601345
>>601342
that's sketch comedy
though i guess you can count that as "lolrandom" if you want
No.601346
>>601334
its a comedy first and a deep sci-fi drama second
No.601347
>>601342
it gets a pass because it's improv
No.601348
>>601344
it's a joke on the rest of the episode, the first one he appears in is the parasites that trick you into thinking they're your long-time friends
No.601350
>>601348
This
He never watched it
No.601351
>>601344
dude thats literally the joke. alien parasites were implanting illusory memories into the family's heads and then cloaking themselves as said memories to avoid any suspicion from their victims. remember that clip of the entire family going on adventures and having fun with Mr. Poopybutthole and loving him as a valued friend? Thats the joke. He's fake. He's not real.
thats the fucking joke, you mong
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>>601351
>>601350
>>601348
>He's fake. He's not real.
except for the part at the end of the episode when it turns out he is real??
are you brain damaged....
No.601355
>>601344
that's the joke you retard
he's so ridiculously obviously one of the fake brain parasites, and then that's subverted when he turns out to be the only real one. the "asspull" is the whole reason the setup and subversion works.
why are you so hung up on "breaking continuity" in a show that so clearly doesn't give a fuck
are you austistic
No.601356
>>601354
That's the joke. He is real
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>>601344
>>character never appears in any of the previous episodes
>>not an asspull
He was their friend that was introduced in that episode.
Did bird person not exist before he first showed up in the episode?
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>>601357
>He was their friend that was introduced in that episode.
that doesn't make him a "long time family friend"
>>601355
>>601356
him being real is exactly the type of lolrandom family guy joke i was buttpained about
No.601360
>>601359
>that doesn't make him a "long time family friend"
Why doesn't it? He could easily have been friends with them during the times that aren't shown in episodes.
No.601361
>>601359
>him being real is exactly the type of lolrandom family guy joke i was buttpained about
Not his fucking name?
No.601362
>>601359
motherfucker you got outsmarted by an [adult swim] show
No.601363
>>601360
>Why doesn't it? He could easily have been friends with them during the times that aren't shown in episodes.
that's the comedy equivalent of deus ex machina
No.601364
>>601363
and your point being
No.601365
>>601359
you can't just call every joke you don't like "lolrandom" you fucking moron
this had a setup, a payoff, a subversion, and a second punchline
it was a constructed fucking joke. you don't have to like it for whatever reason but good lord hop off your buzzwords for a second.
No.601366
>>601355
did you not see the intro in which he was clearly along for all the adventures the family has been through
i mean jeeeeeez
its like youre not even paying attention
No.601367
>>601364
>>601365
the initial premise of the joke was not established
therefore
the joke was a le lole-randobe
No.601368
>>601367
yeah
you have autism
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>>601367
>the initial premise of the joke was not established
Rick LITERALLY explains it at the start of the episode after he kills the fake uncle
No.601371
>>601367
>the initial premise of the joke was not established
the joke is that you think he's obviously a brain parasite
No.601374
>>601372
we need more of either
kittytitty
or
fishtitty
choose which one and post it
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No.601378
imagine wanting so desperately to feel mentally superior to a piece of media that you actually get offended and angry when it does something you didn't expect, like it suckerpunched you by not being wholly predictable
is this guy pom
No.601379
>>601375
fuse them for the catdog reboot
No.601380
>>601377
Tiny Tina's Tiny Titty Tantrum
No.601381
>>601378
we just need to find out if he has a diaper peeing fetish
man PoM was fucked up
No.601382
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>>601378
i don't feel superior, i just feel annoyed that it doesn't cater to my specific tastes exclusively
No.601385
i think peri is gonna be the first gem to start wearing clothes
hoodie-wearin' peri will probably be a thing
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>>601390
who's the semen demon
No.601394
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>>601394
They're remaking conker AGAIN?
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>>601398
jaspoop! jaspoop!
No.601400
>>601399
jasper is poop, but aren't you the pot calling the kettle brown?
No.601401
also it literally looks like she's trying to shit in a diaper there
No.601402
>>601401
it really, really does
No.601403
>>601399
poopydot! poopydot!
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>>601405
so are you going to start calling everyone who says poopidot pom
because that's a LOT of pom
No.601407
3/5 of that was me though
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No.601415
>tfw you came so hard you almost passed out
finally
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>>601415
>tfw you jack it so long you have blisters on your dick
feels even better that way
No.601418
she used to barg me on my zwid phone..
No.601419
No.601420
I can't believe they literally created a new form called Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan
No.601421
>>601418
this post hit me hard
No.601422
>>601421
is it better to have barged and lost then to never have had barg in the first place?
No.601423
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>>601423
those tats are too fat
No.601425
Homestuck porn: dead forever?
No.601426
Undertale porn: The new hotness
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>>601427
that does not prove anything on the contrary
ech
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No.601432
bull vriska cucks karkat and then shows dominance towards the cucked
No.601433
>>601431
thats not a gay its just a nepedophile
No.601434
No.601436
A concept: Vriska and Karkat
cucking
No.601439
No.601440
wasn't terezi actually getting cucked
like wasn't gamzee doing shit with someone else
i don't remember
No.601442
>>601440
well unless you count severed heads...
i know i do
No.601444
>>601443
P O O P Y D O T
O
O
P
Y
D
O
T
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>>601446
boys make the best girls
they have penises
No.601448
thats the problem with homestuck porn
it always has to have a shitty fetish shoved in there
No.601449
it's usually my shitty fetish though
futa, not cucking
No.601450
>>601446
>he only noticed the most prominent dick
it's like you don't even sweep the picture before actually looking at it
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No.601453
trump, please remove this political correct bullshit
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No.601455
so peridot is tang's new terezi
is lapis her new gamzee?
No.601456
>>601455
don't taint Gamzee with gemshit
No.601457
>>601455
what was her gamzee again
No.601458
>>601455
don't taint lapis with trollshit
No.601459
>>601456
literally every gem so far is a better character than gamzee
No.601460
>>601459
>blatantly lying like that
damnit sponge, i thought you were better than this
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>>601461
its terezi before she went blind
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>>601461
no but then again you can't in a lot of art
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>>601461
i honestly thought it was eyes!terezi until i looked closer at the horns
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>>601457
she was big in to the gamrezi blackrom
No.601468
gamzee isn't even a character
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No.601471
clowns should be an official, widely used plot device that they should teach in schools
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>>601467
wasnt she also into terezi-kankri where kankri was her teacher
then people told her that was creepy and she was like oh whoops wanted to fuck my teacher 4 a sec there...
No.601474
vriska's throbbing erection
No.601476
vriska's thro88ing erection
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>>601468
he was for a little while
i mean not much but then hussie kind of jumped the gun with his wikked clouns neber die xoDDD shtick
No.601478
>>601473
now we wait months for being able to add banners again
No.601479
vr8ska's thr888ing 8e8cti8n
No.601480
888888's 888888888 88888888
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No.601483
we need some vriska porn spam
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No.601486
man the city sections of Fallout 4 fuggin suck
45+ locations in one small area is just a claustrophobic mess
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>>601486
bethesda can't make good games to save their life
No.601491
>>601490
*smooches forehead*
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>>601492
is this one of those portals where i can put my dick through and fuck my own ass
because if not im not interested
No.601495
>>601493
you're going to die
No.601497
>>601495
we're all going to die, dummy
No.601498
if death is the opposite of living, were you dead before you were born?
No.601500
fucking my gamer butt with my anime dick
No.601502
>>601499
is jasprose still canon i forgot
No.601503
>>601502
yes
so is davepeta
No.601504
what was with that cloud just before we cut to everyone on the frog platform
everything was inside a cloud or bubble or something i just remembered
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>>601503
>hussie literally made a "gender identity" confusion character canon
FUCK
No.601507
>>601506
>acting like thats the worst part of davepeta
>not the fact it ruins davesprite
No.601508
>>601506
it was inevitable when combining 2 characters of different genders was possible within the games rules
No.601509
>>601507
davesprite was just a bird dave there wasn't anything to ruin
No.601510
>>601508
yes, but he could've done it in a way less tumbltarded way
No.601511
at least we avoided the hell that could have been gamtavsprite
No.601512
>>601510
how is it "tumbltarded"
they wondered what gender they were for like maybe two sentences
No.601513
>>601445
does this guy do nothing but draw cuck porn all day
No.601514
>>601509
he had that whole thing with being a fake dave and john shitting on him
but then john literally killed alpha john and took his place during the retcon, davesprite could have had a whole thing of calling john out on his shit
but now he talks with catmouths and thinks everythings great, also did i mention they like karkat still??? wow weird how dave combined with nepeta still loves karkat hmm what does it meaaaan haha hussies such a fucking hack
No.601515
>>601512
did you actually read the act?
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>>601514
when i read the comic i had the impression that was never going to be issue that would be revisited. didn't seem important. davesprite felt irrelevant and was irrelevant in general. john had his freak out and moved on
just seemed like a passing thing to not think about much
No.601517
[in PoM voice] I'll never forgive Hussie for ruining Davesprite
No.601518
act 6 literally makes me want to puke
No.601519
>>601515
we're talking about davepeta and how their gender confusion is "tumblrtarded"
No.601520
>>601517
didn't pom love davepeta because it proved his theory in some dumb way
didn't he literally come here to laugh at us for telling him he was retarded
No.601521
davesprite was a useless and shitty character
No.601522
>>601512
the responsible thing would be to ignore the issue
No.601523
>>601520
yea that was a fun day
No.601524
>>601516
i got that impression about nepeta and look what happened
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>>601520
I don't even know anymore man
No.601527
literally why were squared sprites added
No.601528
>>601525
EEEEEEEEEW
EWEWEWEWEW
No.601529
I still can't believe BKEW was right about AR being part of LE
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>>601527
"why not" - Andrew Hussie
No.601532
literally why didn't they prototype nepeta with gcat
No.601535
>>601529
what, no he w-
>calling the autoresponder AR
No.601536
>>601532
aaaand now i'm even angrier about it
No.601537
>>601535
get over it carapace shitter
No.601538
there will be no davepeta. in my epic homestuck rewrite
No.601539
>>601527
i think it has to do with the advancement of the game
prototyping seems to be very important to the game and reality and blahblah i dunno
I think it's basically like saying, okay in this new retconned timeline fuckery, reality is gettin hypercubed fractal crazy and farther than ever before. something like that
in any case im pretty sure the squared sprites mean they're on the right track, and they'll be really important in some way
No.601540
hussie should do what ln authors do
start a published book, but heavily change things to make them less stupid
No.601541
>>601539
do you seriously believe any of this or was this just some justification you made up
No.601542
>>601539
this is way more optimistic of an answer than i was expecting
also what >>601541 said
No.601543
hey
it's
like probably actually supposed to be Joey?! like knowing what we know now?
... Joey!
No.601544
>>601539
I can't take this post seriously sorry
No.601545
"Hey Vern, help me get my head out of this toilet!"
*toilet flush*
No.601546
>>601543
didn't we talk about this when she was just flashlight girl
No.601547
>>601543
anon Joey is the daughter of Grandpa and some random woman not Roxy
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No.601549
I want to eat Joey! I want to eat her up!
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>>601533
this pic is hot as fuck tbh
No.601552
>>601547
yeah but Roxy still apparently found time to babysit or just be around them? I don't have that concept thing saved but she and Joey are in what looks like a photograph?
No.601553
>>601552
i think thats meant to be young mom
hussie has this whole deal of treating characters like they're literally the same when they have the same genes
No.601554
>>601552
it's 99% probably just rose's mom
No.601555
No.601556
I'm literally such an SJW that a dude said he loved my "fair skin" and I told him to cut out that white supremacist beauty norms bullshit
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>>601556
*a white dude, I feel like this is an important disclaimer, I don't give my LOC (lovers of color) lectures about racism
No.601559
>>601556
cool now fuck off
No.601560
>>601558
are you sure
didn't you do that with xlr
No.601561
and he thinks saying the word nigger is embarrassing
No.601563
>>601556
>>601558
actually
you actually did this and were serious about it
i wholeheartedly dislike you now saltlick, fuck sake, get out of here
No.601565
>>601539
forgot to reply with my theory okay here goes:
hussie wanted a zany twist and he already used up all the good ones
he's probably going to use that 'squared sprites gain the knowledge of all versions of themselves' thing to make them do an exposition dump
No.601566
You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh-uhh... guilt... white-guilt, milquetoast... piece of human garbage.
No.601567
i'm like, 70% sure that's not actually saltlick
No.601568
No.601569
>>601567
i dunno saltlick is pretty fucking stupid
No.601570
i love not being a nigger
No.601571
this is the first result when i looked for that nigger comic from hussie
No.601572
>>601559
bippity boo, thanks for the (You)
>>601560
I can't remember anything that was said in any of the conversations I've ever had with XLR, but I'm pretty positive I've never talked race politics with him, this whole thing you guys have cooked up where I lectured him about how it's uncool for white people to say the N-word literally did not happen
>>601563
>>601566
get out of here with that weak-ass shit
No.601573
I'm literally such a nigger that a nigger said he loved my "nigger" and I told him to cut out that nigger norms bullnigger
No.601574
>>601443
but seriously
how was hsg so good at foreseeing the poopiness of the dot
No.601575
I loathe N-words, I wish they stayed out of the pet store where I buy my weed
No.601576
*cooks up some white supremacy*
No.601577
>>601572
oh god you're serious
this is fucking great
we've got the shitter-shattered indian and now you
No.601578
>>601532
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009738
because apparently all it takes to neutralize the threat of a gcat under condy is fusing it to someone with the will of a bitch and keeping them placated via powers that if i recall correctly fishtits has tenfold stronger
No.601579
>>601576
just like mom used ta make
No.601580
*sniffs the air*
ahh, that's some home-made racism
they don't make this like they used to
No.601581
come in saltlick don't let your nigger pie go to waste
No.601582
you know i knew about the sweden meme but i always thought it was sort of a joke
are people really as stupid as saltlick
No.601584
>>601567
I wouldn't be so sure
No.601585
>>601582
yeah.
life is like a nigger, as they say.
No.601586
>>601582
saltlick is a swede?
No.601587
>>601586
no but the sjw cuck meme is sweden
No.601588
>>601541
yes i do
just seems logical to me
do you think it's suddenly going to go in another direction with only one more thing of updates and junk to go?
squared sprites are a mark of them going farther than they ever have before
No.601590
>>601589
git that fuggin cat outta here
No.601591
I love how I can literally just report facts about my life, without embellishment, and cause minor shitstorms
if there's a lower-effort way to troll, please tell me, I'm interested already
No.601592
i only minded davepetasprite because it fucked with davesprite
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>>601591
saltlick
youre an idiot
No.601594
>>601588
you're pretty gullible my man
squared sprites were a swift pull from an ass and nothing more
No.601595
>>601594
how else was he to respond to the criticisms that Homestuck has too many characters
No.601596
can grant or another mod solve this mystery?
No.601597
>>601588
>yes i do
>just seems logical to me
>do you think it's suddenly going to go in another direction with only one more thing of updates and junk to go?
no it was just something he pulled out of his ass at the last minute
just like 90% of Homestuck
No.601598
like hussie's shit isn't hard
just spew out thousands of tidbits and then choose some of them later on and then say it was always foreshadowing and igore the tidbits you didn't choose
No.601599
>>601594
what am i gullibling
nobody told me these thoughts i came up with them on my very own
and isn't that how hussie constructs his story? retroactively?
doesn't make it any less valid
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No.601601
>>601595
that wasn't even the criticism
No.601602
>>601591
you's trollin'!!!
No.601604
>>601594
they make a lot of sense though
it doesn't even compare to the retcon power in terms of asspullery
No.601605
its been a month... wheres my news update....
No.601606
>>601601
I know it wasn't funny, but can you at least tell that that response was in the form of a joke
No.601607
>>601597
i dunno if he had a clear cut idea of "squared sprites" but im sure he was planning on taking the jasper/lalonde connection somewhere
and having some sort of green/orange yaoi master or whatever
No.601608
>>601604
nothing can compare to the retcon
No.601609
>>601604
just because the retcon is a monolithic asspull doesn't mean the squared sprites arent big ones too
>>601606
jokes need to be funny
No.601610
i guess it'll be "epic" when john retcons the retcon...
No.601611
>make a comic
>shit up a comic
>undo a comic
>shit up a comic
homestuck
No.601612
my only problem with the squared sprites is that the combinations kind of suck major dong
i don't really consider them asspulls given their following of established rules
No.601613
john should retcon hussie deciding to make homestuck
No.601614
i still wanna play sburb with hsg
No.601615
i dont care about homestuck anymore, and so, lets not talk about it
No.601616
we could have been midnight crew general
No.601617
the meteors are a defense mechanism for skaia or something right
just get that to stop, let derse win, and just let the world continue on
they missed so many memes being stuck on april 13 2009
No.601618
>>601609
right, but there are genre cues at play here. there are a lot of reasons why you can tell that "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" isn't literally a story about a chicken who actually crossed a road, but one of them is its use of joke structure. that joke isn't funny, but it's still a joke. similarly, I don't actually believe that squared sprites constitute a way to address the criticism that Homestuck has too many characters; you can tell because it has a typical joke format. it's not funny, but it's still a joke. so I was never actually suggesting that "Homestuck has too many characters" was relevant to the discussion. it was a one-liner. an unfunny one-liner. jokes don't have to be funny to be identifiable as jokes
No.601619
>>601618
not reading this lol
No.601620
>>601619
couldn't read your post wtf
No.601621
>>601612
I kind of like Jasprose a little. But sexual harassment always gets me laughing.
No.601622
>>601616
fuckin thiiiiiiis
Midnight Crew General would have been the best thing ever. like if /late/ combined with the mobster movie thread on /tv/, then the combo got a big glob of /homosuck/ mixed in.
i want it now.
No.601623
[dun-DUN dun-DUN dun-DAH-dun-duh-NAH]
No.601624
i like jasprose too
she freeky
No.601625
Post peri lewds or I'll hack your dishwashers
No.601626
>>601616
its not too late
lets just barrage hussie with emails like 'hey man your comic is shit why not work on something thats not about a bunch of stupid angsty teenagers so it doesnt get hijacked by a bunch of stupid angsty teenagers'
No.601628
>>601624
what the shit is this
No.601629
>>601616
>>601622
>>601626
can someone please actually go make a board of this.
it'll most likely be dead, but still. it would be cool to just have.
No.601630
>>601625
i use a sink like anyone who knows how to wash dishes properly you fucking neanderthal
No.601631
>>601629
yes, lets fracture into even smaller numbers from the last 5-8 people to post here
No.601632
>>601628
it's an au thing based on some animu call dorohedero, whatever that's about
but damn do I dig the cat skull thing
No.601633
... I really don't want to reread Homestuck again before it's complete... Hussie update your fuckening comic
No.601634
I don't want to reread homestuck after its complete tbh
No.601635
remember that time john high fived his sprite but didn't get prototyped
No.601636
god i really want to just punch my roommate
No.601637
>>601626
I don't trust nu-huss to make this
No.601639
remember that time i wanted a qt gf, a negrobooty gf
No.601640
>>601639
i remember when you tried to force this meme, yes
No.601641
when you live for someone you're
pre
pared
TO
DIE
No.601642
No.601643
>>601641
cant wait for that 'pearl on suicide watch' episode
No.601644
everybody told me gem stuff dangerous.....
No.601645
that was the longest period of not being in a pokemon mood ever. yep. good couple years. boy i want a scyther.
No.601646
the gem equivalent of a suicide bomber
No.601647
guess i didnt believe them...
No.601648
i used to think "irons in the fire" was like the coolest phrase ever
No.601649
No.601650
>>601445
>that Fef
UNF
I WANNA COMMIT A CRIME
No.601651
>>601650
Since when is fucking an of-age futa a crime
No.601652
>>601651
when we banned the gays
No.601653
drawing in MyPaint would be lots of fun if it didn't hate my tablet
No.601654
>>601652
god bless president mugabe ;_;7
No.601655
>>601651
i didnt notice nep and fef's dicks
welp
No.601656
No.601657
>>601653
use your epic mouse
No.601659
>>601657
>drawing with a mouse
>fun
>
>mouse
>I have a trackpad
>drawing with a trackpad
>fun
No.601660
>>601655
now you're gay lol
No.601662
No.601663
No.601664
No.601665
does anyone have any Kanaya I can buy?
No.601666
>>601665
I've got your kanaya right here
No.601668
>>601666
dude its just for a friend come on man don't tell my mom man
i've never been in trouble in my life i swear just let me go and i'll never do it again sir
No.601670
>>601668
alright kid, but it's gonna cost ya...
No.601671
>>601670
how can i give this a commander filename
No.601672
I need to play a good flightsim
something involving dogfighting
even if it's more arcade than simulator i dont care I just wanna be an ace fighter
No.601673
she's taking a nice long sip from the garden hose to wash out the taste of my ballsack innards
No.601674
>tfw your balls hurt after a really good, long fap
No.601675
No.601676
No.601678
>>601677
stop it you fucking cat
No.601680
>>601677
>>601679
now add some kurloz and we'll be good to go
No.601685
No.601686
Sponge is the degenerate we should all aspire to be.
No.601687
No.601689
>>601687
not for long
*throws it in the poopydot pile*
No.601690
No.601691
>>601687
this link
will not be clicked!
No.601692
alright I take that back
please don't spam weird podcasts
No.601693
i almost got a new mouthpic girl today
almost
No.601694
>>601693
i am truely sorry for your lots
No.601696
sponge looks like a mexican that was in a concentration camp for months
No.601697
>>601695
hand tried to click this link but i cut it off in time
No.601698
>>601696
i've heard jew before, but never mexican
No.601699
>>601696
i'm only seeing a greasy gay teen
No.601700
>>601682
this is a superb chara
No.601701
No.601702
how do you get your mouthpics, hsg?
No.601703
>>601702
dead girls can't close their mouths
No.601704
>>601700
it is a nice chara
I don't think I know the artist, sadly.
No.601705
yeah it's probably the grease
No.601706
No.601707
>>601697
He drunkenly mumbles his way through an interview for about an hour and then pisses himself while wearing an adult diaper live on stage. Very weird choice for a free episode.
No.601708
>>601695
will click this epic link soon
No.601709
jack bauer is not a valid troll name
No.601710
bernie cucked is a valid troll name
No.601711
No.601712
troll girls are cute
why can't all grils be grey and have horns and nice pointy teeth
No.601713
>>601712
why can't you kill yourself
No.601714
>>601712
i know this epic feel
No.601715
>>601713
a question that haunts me most every day in this at turns boring, at turns horrifying life
:o(
No.601718
>>601710
wait
but bernies a jew
i thought the jews weren't cucks but were making white people cucks so they could breed them out and rule the world with the dumb niggers as pawns
so if bernies a jewish cuck does that means he wants to breed out the jewish race? or? what?
No.601719
>>601717
i always sort of liked that song
No.601720
No.601722
This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
No.601723
No.601724
No.601725
cuck me up
(cuck me up inside)
can't cuck up
(cuck me up inside)
SHAAAAME MEEEEEEEE
No.601726
>>601722
i ain't no cuck, but theres just no way i could compare to that hard ass motherfucker
a nigga gotta quit when he bout ta get hit
No.601728
No.601729
i wish hse would stab an ice pick into my arm and gouge out my flesh
No.601730
your name is cuckles you're a bitchcuck supreme
No.601731
>>601730
i miss that adventure
i wonder if the artist still does anything
No.601732
No.601735
No.601736
i want nepeta to choke me
No.601737
>>601731
what happened to the artist who was going to make ghost girl
No.601738
No.601739
i would also settle for choking meulin
No.601740
>>601738
idk whichever one there was
No.601741
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw you will never be marked by the Outsider
i really don't want to live
No.601743
No.601744
:33 < darkness purrvades the mind
No.601745
meulin and saltlick smoking catnip together
No.601746
>>601745
meulin and virtually anyone else smoking catnip together
No.601748
>>601747
this but with the black cat as nepeta and the other one as meulin
No.601749
meulin and damara chilling, being blaze buddies
No.601751
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
No.601752
No.601754
No.601756
http://8ch.net/co/res/507698.html
so this is going on now
go vote on thing to decide what guy and whats his face do with 8chan if you want
No.601757
No! I'm not gonna take the knot! You can't make me!
No.601758
>jade will never futilely push her rapidly-expanding knot up against your ass
No.601759
>>601756
I say, we move to our own chan.
No.601760
>>601759
why not just move to /trash/
No.601761
>>601760
because /trash/ is garbage
No.601762
>>601760
>actual horse pussy thread up top
where's that picture of owl from megg mogg and owl pushing through a crowd of manchildren?
No.601763
i'm a pretty girl
i'm a pretty pretty girl
No.601764
>>601753
a new kitten rises
No.601766
>>601765
there it is
thanks anon
No.601767
>>601753
fuck Joey! I love Jaxy!
No.601768
>pretend to be a boy on dating/hookup websites so I can actually get laid and not just fend off chasers all the time
>gay boys stay clear of me
>chasers find me anyway
online dating is suffering
No.601769
>>601768
>pretend to be a boy
chromosomes dont lie x3
No.601770
>>601769
have you had your karyogram done? I haven't. there are a number of cases of sex chromosomal anomalies, or even normal chromosome configurations that simply don't match the outward appearance, going undetected until the healthy, normal adult undergoes genetic testing for something unrelated. you could be a girl and not even know it.
No.601771
No.601772
>>601771
the Nile, it seems, is not just a river in Egypt........
No.601773
>>601770
>you could be a girl and not even know it
No.601774
it's really this simple. you can have chromosomal determinism, or you can have obvious, binary sex. actually you can't have either, they're both bad science
No.601776
>>601773
>>601775
normally I wouldn't click these just on principle, but right now I'm not clicking these because my mom's in the room and I don't trust you
No.601777
>>601776
tell me saltcock, how does your mother feel about you being a tumbltarded shitstain?
No.601778
>>601777
given that what you just said is deluded chan addict for "good person," she's pretty happy about it
No.601779
>>601778
>deluded chan addict for "good person"
since when was the definition of "good person" changed to "tranny spewing his desperate attempts at pseudoscientific justification for pretending to be a woman and dressing like a faggot"?
No.601780
>>601779
it's really this easy to get you to the "screeching and shitflinging" stage. wew
No.601781
saltlick is probably an XY so his arguments don't even apply to himself
No.601782
I honestly would have left a long time ago if you guys hadn't shat your pants any time I showed signs of being a thought criminal
No.601783
>>601780
>already resorting to the 'wew ur mad already' argument
come on salty, don't cop out that easily
No.601784
>>601783
literally any time I drag my SJW shit in here I do so with the express purpose of making somebody mad, do you honestly think I'm doing this out of a good-faith attempt at dialogue
No.601785
*eye rolling intensifies*
No.601786
it's an epic thread in here
trolls are kekking, memes are being spammed
on days like these, sjws like you...
should be permabanned Ow@
No.601787
>>601784
not the same guy, but how do you genuinely believe any of this shit? what kind of shitty backstory causes someone to completely fail at having rational, functioning thoughts and sink to actually believing this
No.601788
>>601787
you screenshotted me gloating about other people being mad and... none of my substantive claims, so I'm left to guess what you mean
it's literally true that people who had no inkling that they had chromosomal abnormalities sometimes discover that they do upon genetic testing for unrelated reasons. it's literally true that there's more than two sex chromosome configurations attested in healthy humans. it's literally true that, therefore, the belief that what someone's sex chromosomes are determines what their Real gender is is logically inconsistent with the idea that sex is either binary- there's more than two chromosomal sexes- or obvious- you can have an unexpected chromosomal sex. the only claim I didn't back up explicitly with factual evidence is that binary, obvious sex is itself bad science, even if you don't consider chromosomal sex as a component thereof. do you want me to defend that more closely? personally I think that chromosomal sex is one important factor in biological sex, but hey, I'm prepared to be wrong about that
No.601789
No.601790
>>601787
salt is as mentally unstable as any of the other people who use names on here
which apparently includes not realizing how garbage of a person you are
No.601791
>>601789
Temmie's tight little tem
No.601792
>>601788
>literally true
>literally true
>literally true
translation
>pseudoscience
>pseudoscience
>pseudoscience
No.601793
No.601794
>>601792
>it's pseudosience if I don't agree with it
No.601795
>>601788
yeeeah, none of those are true. none of them even sound like they could be true. what it sounds like is you and your 'community' trying to bend real, valid research to fit your poorly-founded delusions.
and the picture was just to show i'm a different guy, i was almost certain either you or someone else would assume i was the other, more buttblasted one.
No.601796
>>601792
lmao, okay dude. my natural inclination is to copypaste links to wikipedia pages on chromosomal abnormalities, but that's really only a formality. you're "not clicking," and also you don't seem like you've got a lot of patience for reading
No.601797
No.601798
>>601797
it's literally in the name
No.601799
>>601796
so what are your sex chromosomes
No.601800
>>601799
>implying he's actually done any testing
>implying he's not afraid of being proven wrong about his special snowflake gender identity status
No.601801
you can have as many X chromosome as you like, you will live an healthy life but will not be able to reproduce.
No.601802
are tranny chasers people attracted to trans boys/girls no matter how ugly they are?
No.601803
>>601801
i doubt people can survive with 4 X chromosomes
No.601804
No.601805
No.601806
>>601803
I wasn't completely right, but you can still live https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/49,_XXXXX
No.601807
mang
all this conflict early in the day isn't good
we need loopy in here to make things all nice again
No.601808
No.601809
>>601808
>>601807
suck cletus dick
No.601811
No.601812
>mighty no 9 delayed again
No.601814