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>>601821
because we have nowhere else to go
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>>601821
Even if we find another place to go, a lot of people here are stubborn as a mule and refuse to move
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>>601821
we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death
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move out of 8chan for peri
No.601828
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you, plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds...We are Diamond Joeys.
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>>601830
por que no las dos?
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>>601833
well anon, that's what happens when you try to drink a container meant for storing money
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http://lynxhub.com/b/ haha wow this is one of the alternate softwares hotwheels is considering using, it looks so bad
i mean
look is secondary to function but god DAMN this looks like piss over shit
No.601840
Dreams logged: 1 (55)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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No.601843
i'm making pancakes who wants some
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>>601843
I bet you'll pour Aunt Jemima on them
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>>601844
fuck off foodie cunt
No.601846
I want to marry my adoptive older sister
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>>601845
I'm not a foodie cunt-- fake syrup is shit
Eating pancakes dry is better than that garbo
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No.601849
okay so i fucked up the first one, sue me. i haven't done this in a while okay.
No.601850
>>601846
Sometimes I'm glad Advance Wars died before it morphed into that
>>601848
You make fun of me for being a redneck but you eat white trash shit like fake syrup and cheez whiz I bet
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>>601850
you sad little nigger
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>>601849
You're supposed to chew it after you cook it...
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>>601850
who fucking cares if it's real or not
you most likely been eating it all your life
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>>601852
i made the batter way too thin so it poured really thin and wide. then it cooked super fast on one side but stayed raw on the other. trying to even check the bottom was a fiasco.
trying a thicker batter mix now
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>>601853
It tastes like shit and no I have not. I was fortunate enough as a child to have real maple syrup not corn syrup colored brown
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>>601855
you are literally a hipster
No.601857
second time went better, but it's still super doughy inside and too brown outside.
i think i had the stove too high, so it cooked too fast.
No.601858
holy shit i just now realized my mistake and anon is fucking retarded
i only used the half-cup scoop once, thinking it was the cup scoop, but still used a full cup of water
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>601850
fire emblem is better like this
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>>601849
das a bad pancake mang
No.601861
god fucking damn why is this pancake shit going so badly. it went great last time, they were perfect on the first try.
i don't care if these are as poisonous as a cow's asshole i'm fuckin eating these just to prove a point
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No.601863
>tribal nepeta meets amazon jade
Why has this not been drawn
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>>601864
Sick days. Nasty cold since Thursday.
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No.601868
I got the kyogre plushie a year ago
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>>601868
>kyogre
>not milotic
What
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>>601869
rev you are literally retarded
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>>601872
Fuck you kyogre is shit
Milotic a best
No.601874
starmie best water type tbqh
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>>601873
well for one milotic isn't a legendary
for two you are literally retarded and have shown to be multiple times
No.601876
>>601875
Of course Milotic isn't legendary
But getting one is a bitch and a half
All you need for Kyogre is some stat moves and ultra balls
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>>601876
>But getting one is a bitch and a half
uh, no
you feed it pokeblocks or more recently just trade it with an item
No.601878
whens the next steven bong
No.601879
wait i just realized
the reason he thinks getting milotic is hard is because he never had a friend to trade with
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>>601877
You have to catch that feebas first, donk.
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>>601880
yea and, they aren't that hard to catch
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>>601881
>not hard to catch
>only found in one random tile of that route's water
Okay
No.601884
I had to put my cat down yesterday
could you guys post some happy art
No.601885
>>601882
yes, your point being
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>>601884
they can play with cooper
hussie probably told cooper all the things there is to know about homestuck
No.601887
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>>601884
i don't have much i'll post what i have
No.601891
>>601890
rev they said happy art, not poop
No.601893
>try to find some cute pics to post for anon
>oh damn that sure is a lot of porn instead
shit
>>601884
hey man
sorry it had to be like that
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>>601892
there's still some poop in that second one
No.601896
*opens up trenchcoat*
hey, got some real primo memes for you right here
No.601898
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>>601895
>PURPLE JESTER BECOMES POJO
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>>601898
did this post contain an intelligible phrase or something
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>>601901
I see you've never played Gauntlet Dark Legacy.
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>>601903
i mean
yea
but he at least usually speaks in coherent english
No.601905
rev is a markov chain generator gone rogue
No.601906
It's apparently from one of the old gauntlet games.
So at least he's not literally insane, just literally retarded
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No.601908
i'm starting to think rev is an AI bot
it explains why his posts are non sensical
No.601909
I don't want to 8e the 8ean queen anymore.
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>>601909
*pushes you down*
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No.601912
*8lasts you with the 8ean 8eam*
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>>601882
it's like you haven't played oras
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>>601928
at least get more images to mock me poop man
No.601931
>>601930
you keeo on posting poop
we don't have to
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>>601933
he's secretly saving them and wants more
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>>601931
I'm the one posting Peridot
You're the one posting poopyfied versions of her
I'm convinced YOU'RE the ones with the scat fetish.
>>601933
They're the same ones
At least I post new peri pics
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>>601938
peridot is poop tho
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>>601938
man you need to snap out of it
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No.601944
fully poopyfied and loving it
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>>601943
What if you had all the girls lined up but they were dead however only your cum had resurrecting properties so you had this row of sexy dead corpses to pick and choose however you only have enough cum to fuck one back to life but she will be your eternal and loyal waifu forever so you can only choose one corpse to cum in which Homestuck girl do you choose to fuck back to life HSG
No.601946
>>601929
>tfw getting weird feelings about pearl's fingers
what if this is how crystals started
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>>601945
aradia is the only choice of dead girl how is this even a question
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>>601945
oh i didn't know that was from here
nice
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>>601945
>sexy dead corpses
uh
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>>601951
>not wanting to fuck every sexy corpse you see
the fuck is wrong with you? fuckin weirdo tripfag, get some taste
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>>601954
isn't fef the one who likes kissing corpses
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>>601939
>>601940
>>601941
>>601942
>>601944
literal proof
you should stop projecting your fetishes onto me
what's next, piss?
>>601947
saved
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>>601956
no, lapiss is piss, poopydot is poop
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>>601955
oh who remembers, that probably covers like three of them
but i really hope it's just her
as if i didn't already love fef enough
makes it way sexier
No.601959
>muffet will never invite you into her parlour knowing you dare not decline
No.601960
>waifufags will never be lined up over a pit and shot in the back of the head
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No.601962
what if instead of fef and eri we called them eri and dan
No.601964
>undyne will never make you do 50 pushups while she sits on your back, her sweat dripping down on you
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>>601960
except me, right grant?
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>>601964
>you will never have hot workout sex with fishfighter
i'm going to staunchly continue the thing where i refer to undertale characters by their literal description until after i play it.
No.601970
>>601966
where's your flag
No.601971
I can't believe homestuck waifufags are still around
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>>601970
he's too cool for identification
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>>601971
I can't believe I'm still around either
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No.601979
>Pizza with sausage and pumpkin
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>>601980
>Having more than one waifu
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>>601982
I really really hate tang
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>>601982
i wish i could write those characters as well as tang does
No.601991
which homestuck character would be a blunderfail
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>>601992
man, she put no effort into those leggings
No.601994
cosplayers are like the saddest people ever
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>>601982
didn't know tang did political comics
just needs a crying lady liberty
No.601996
Did Vriska do anything wrong?
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>>601996
nope, she helped everyone simply by existing
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>>601996
She was a homestuck character which is unforgivable imo
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>>601993
the legging fabric look pretty nice, but the diamond squares on her knees are pretty meh, and the orange socks don't go too well with it
I still like it a lot though
No.602000
I tried not killing things in undertale but got bored of it
why are people so smitten with this Earthbound clone?
No.602001
>>602000
why were people so smitten with homestuck?
No.602002
>>602000
this is what i fear. that after all this hype and buildup, i actually won't like it much.
No.602003
>>602000
good music, characters, story, etc.
killing things is more boring than not killing things
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I want to fuck a peridot cosplayer
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>>602003
but the fighting system makes pacifism awkward and repetitive
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>>602004
I want to fuck that german terezi cosplayer
god damn
No.602008
>>602006
the one that's actually blind?
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>>602005
i think the 'puzzle' of the normal enemies is fine since you'll usually only do one a handful of times
bosses are sort of reptitive I guess but the main part of bosses is their attacks /
No.602010
>>602008
She wasn't german
No.602011
I'm glad I can filter wesley again
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>>602008
I don't think Captain Crunch is blind
No.602013
remember michael jackson aradia?
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>>602011
why'd you have to open your mouth
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>>602016
its funny how people were fawning over what a great cosplay this is just because the girls cute, even though the cosplay is just decent
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>>602018
I mean, Homestuck cosplay usually isn't that hard.
It's a shirt, a wig, if you're a troll some facepaint and horns.
No.602021
i wanna FUCK a vriska cosplayer
i want to lick the GREY OFF HER
No.602022
>>602018
honestly thats really the only reason i like this
I have an insatiable terezi lust and also think captain crunch is really really cute
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>>602020
and the pants
and the shoes
No.602024
>>602000
I like the characters goat mom is best mom and music, and found trying to find out how to not kill things was interesting with each monster.
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>>602019
more like unflushable
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>>602023
those are literally just normal clothes though
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>>602020
yeah but it's still easy to fuck up and stop it from being perfect
like she doesn't have those contacts that make sclera yellow/whole eye red, best terezi cosplay my ass
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>>602024
not exactly game of the year material though
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>>602029
to be fair those are really really uncomfortable to wear for any period of time
No.602033
i want to fuck a trollgirl cosplayer so much that the paint wears off and i can mock her for having a shit cosplay that's nothing like the comic
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>>602024
I wish Toriel had more screen time and character development
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>>602027
characters like Kanaya, Gamzee, Eridan and Feferi dont wear "normal clothes"
No.602037
>>602032
so just put them on for the photoshoot
No.602038
I want to fuck a Terezi cosplayer because I REALLY like oral sex
No.602039
>>602036
ok, most of the characters do
No.602040
>>602036
Gamzee just has pajama pants
No.602041
>>602036
gamzee literally just wears grey clown pants
the other ones are harder I'll admit
No.602042
I want to fuck a Terezi cosplayer because I REALLY like anal sex
No.602043
>whatpumpkin literally sells gamzee pants
i really don't know what to make of this
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>>602020
Sometimes not even that much work.
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I want to fuck a Terezi cosplayer because I REALLY like coprophilia
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>>602041
since when clown pants are "normal clothes"?
where do you even buy those clothes?
No.602051
>>602049
aradia and equius too
No.602052
real-life johnkat roleplay
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No.602054
Every troll except Eridan and Feferi wear normal clothes
No.602055
>he hasnt posted a thing for a week
worried.jpg
No.602056
Remember the cosplay marriage
No.602057
>>602052
the sad thing is that this exists
No.602062
real-life scourge sister roleplay
No.602064
I remember thinking this terezi cosplay was the best ever but now that I look at it again it's not as incredible as I remember
>>602043
i heard all WP clothes suck for actually cosplaying
>>602059
>that shoddy lipstick
damn, almost had something
No.602067
>>602066
is this the same girl who pissed her boxers in a terezi cosplay
No.602068
>>602066
I'm on mobile but I already know what this is
No.602069
nudestuck is lazy cosplay
No.602070
>>602066
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HOT
IT REALLY WAS NOT
No.602071
>>602063
are you gonna post the source or
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>>602073
what was it
how old are those pics anyway, i never see rose cosplayed with the squiddle tee anymore
No.602077
>nudestuck
>they're not nude
No.602078
>>602076
DESIGNATED
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>>602065
>Elasticgirl from The Incredibles turning her clit into a giant penis and fucking her daughter
never again
No.602080
>>602077
i remember one roxy nudestuck who was pretty good, actually did stuff nude a lot. just a liiiiitle bit chubby but it was worth it
No.602081
File: 1453755334546.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.9 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Land of Light and Rain.webm)
>>602075
I've forgot, this stuff is old.
No.602082
>>602079
Is this the leaked plot for Incredibles 2
No.602083
Hey, I'm the one who 8ees 8anties around here!!!!!!!!
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>>602074
there is much worse
No.602088
>>602085
yep. does she still do stuff or did she get scared off too?
No.602089
>>602088
she got depressed and bored
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No.602094
Backto Gether is a valid troll name
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No.602097
thisis garnet is also a valid troll name
No.602098
backto g
oh someone already made the joke
No.602099
is that fantroll with the mind honey porn still going to be in hiveswap
also will hiveswap exist
No.602100
Nigger Monkey is a valid troll name
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No.602104
joeyyy claire is a valid troll name
No.602105
>>602103
Holy shit I never see ara nudestuck saved
No.602106
No.602107
that's shit
it should be something like joheey
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No.602109
When was the last time you left your house.
Hardmode: Going to buy necessities / going to work don't count.
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>>602105
try this on for size
No.602111
>tfw had fun in xenoblade x for 90 hours
>then i realized it was shit
>can't touch it anymore
>welp at least i can trade it in for 38$
No.602112
>>602109
i went to go play magic with my sister's boyfriend's friend two days ago
he had a damia deck so I thought it would be bad but he was awful at the game
No.602113
>>602109
>going to work doesn't count
f u c k
No.602114
I made a pretty major misplay though, and if I had done it properly I would have won a lot earlier.
No.602115
>>602110
thats not aradia....
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>>602109
4 hours ago for charity work
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File: 1453756550648.png (308.77 KB, 715x800, 143:160, 00e9cb68927104aa1a46a031e5….png)
Man I forgot about the OFFICIAL WHATPUMPKIN GAMZEE MAKARA LOUNGE PANTS
>>602109
uhhhhhh 2 days ago when I went to a party. in a few hours im going to hang out with my overclingy friend even though i really don't want to that much
No.602119
>>602118
>buying anything homestuck related
i have a dave shirt i willnever wear again
No.602120
>>602119
i wear the terezi boxers sometimes
No.602121
>>602119
I like my dave shirt
and I wear my rage hoodie basically daily
partially because it's the only functioning zip up hoodie I have.
No.602122
>>602109
>Hardmode: Going to buy necessities / going to work don't count.
Does shoveling the fucking piece of shit snow count as work
Does it count as leaving the house if I never left the property
No.602123
i need more hoodies
might as well be hs related
No.602124
i would rather be homeless than wear homestuck apparel
No.602125
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>>602119
i have a heart aspect shirt
i wear it around the house
i miss when classpects were exciting
i was really jazzed about being a Bard of Heart on that shitty test that used to be passed around
but then we all realized that they literally never mattered whatsoever
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No.602127
i walk 2 miles to get internet like 3 times a week
then 2 miles back
sometimes get ride from stepdad / random bros
No.602128
>>602123
i have like 13 pairs of sweatpants
No.602129
I got that tshirt with terezi's house on it before the store moved to we love fine
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>>602127
i take ten seconds out of my day to grab a razor and shave my face
No.602132
>>602130
He lives in rural Hawaii
No.602133
>>602125
i used to spend ages debating classpects
self-predicted as knight / page of space / breath and got knight of space on a test
that bitch rachel infracted me for saying warrior culture is mostly male due to men being generally stronger once
No.602134
>>602123
>tfw every company you work for gives you hoodies
i kind of want to make some sort of display out of them
No.602135
does anyone still have links to this shitty classpect test? i almost want to do it just for nostalgia's sake and i completely forgot what i got
No.602136
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>>602127
back in my day you could get some internets from within your own home
but then the connection process involved taking a steel wool scouring pad and swashing it around your ear canal for a few minutes so the cost of a hearing aid wasnt really worth it
but hot dang was that landscaping somethin to behold
No.602140
japan knew how to deal with socialists
No.602141
i remember japan
seems like it was only just yesterday i cursed the name of their godforsaken nation for inflicting the hideous plague known as kill la kill onto america
le fuckers.......
No.602142
>>602140
the jew fears the samurai
No.602143
>>602140
That's some anime shit right there
No.602144
i want satsuki-sama to step on me!
No.602145
i want a troll girl to ruthlessly beat me!
then we fug
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No.602149
>>602147
no its her fuckinf ass what do you think it is roxy you drunk cunt
No.602150
>>602148
dude liquid is that you
if so get on steam you cucc
No.602151
i want a troll girl to ruthlessly beat me off!
No.602152
>>602142
jews don't want socialism
almost all socialists want to get rid of money which is the jews' only strength
No.602153
i want to seductively grip a troll girl's horns and beat them off
No.602154
I want to stick my dick in Vriska's claw horn!
No.602155
>>602152
jews are entirely materialistic
socialism as capitalism is only concerned with material matters
there can be no socialism without capitalism, much like how you have to acknowledge christianity as truth before you can be a satanist
No.602156
I wanna put my dick in this
No.602157
i want to seductively grip a troll girl's horns and rip them off
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No.602161
>>602156
>teal tongue
triggered
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>>602156
me too
leijons, serkets, pyropes, the hottest troll girls are the ones with the sharpest teeth
why do i have a teeth fetish
why have i developed such a fetish
i also like girls with buck teeth irl
No.602164
i feel like my interest in videogames is waning
i don't have so many things that make me happy that i can afford to lose another
this sucks
No.602165
>>602160
we're talking 2011 here anon
theres no way i still have it
No.602166
>>602162
>talking about sharp teeth
>doesn't mention feferi
i kind of liked you before
now....
No.602167
>>602155
what
socialism and capitalism can't coexist, my man
socialism is complete worker ownership of all workplaces and capitalism is private ownership of some/all workplaces
No.602168
>>602162
don't forget peixes
No.602169
>>602167
socialism is in nature just a reaction to capitalism
No.602170
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No.602172
>>602162
big noses and buck teeth are my weakness
No.602173
>>602166
fug im sorry dude
its just
how often does fef even come up
whether in comic or in hsg conversation
but she's got some nice chompers
No.602174
No.602175
oh wait no not buckteeth
nevermind
just big noses
No.602176
big noses and buckteeth are shit
now, gapteeth....
theres some quality
No.602177
>>602173
you nailed a feel without even feeling it dude
>favorite troll is fef
>never comes up in the comic
>never comes up in any homestuck discussion
>even when peixes comes up it's always meenah
No.602178
>>602169
oh gotcha
but that's irrelevant
any type of economy you can come up with will be materialistic, afaik that's how all economies work
in socialism, the jews would not be able to control any capital, because there would be no capital to control, therefore they won't be able to manipulate people
No.602179
>>602177
how did you feel when meenah was added as an apology to Pisces fans
No.602180
[in stallone voice] i am the law
No.602181
>>602177
then why is she your favorite
howd that happen
No.602182
I wish Tomoko didn't actually remind me of myself
No.602183
>tfw your patron troll is part of your least liked troll "families"
No.602184
how can you tell who your patron troll is
No.602185
>>602184
anon, they literally wear astrological signs
they're literally the zodiac
No.602186
>>602178
naw, they'd just shoot you dead and take your stuff, in the name of Lenin and "dekulakization"
No.602187
No.602188
>>602187
tumblr bullshittery to make something incredibly simple seem more difficult
i am a taurus
nitrams wear the taurus sign and have bull motifs and bull hurns
therefore the nitrams are my patron troll
No.602189
>>602188
but
i dont wanna be a leijon
No.602190
it constantly amazes me how many lpers don't notice alphys signing the quiz answers to them
like, it's not even like the game is subtle about it
No.602191
>>602190
lp'ers have taught me that apparently compared to most people i'm a straight up genius
No.602192
>>602188
That's not how it works-- John's not a Scorpio
No.602193
>>602186
only if you're a filthy bourgeoisie or class cuck resisting the revolution
No.602194
No.602195
>>602193
>socialist trying to use the word cuck
No.602196
i don't own any acres or cows... lenin would love me...
No.602197
>>602192
yeah he should be an aries, but
hussie zahhak
No.602198
>>602190
honestly I only realized after like the second question because before that I just looked at the answers instead of her
No.602199
>>602190
>>602198
to be fair, why would you be looking at the ugly dinosaur
No.602200
>>602196
the only acres i own are my incredibly large dick
No.602201
>>602195
if you've ever worked at a for-profit workplace that's not worker-owned, you are being cheated: the owners of the business (individuals, family, shareholder, whatever) are cheating you by stealing your fair share of the profit
if you defend that or even enjoy it, you are by definition a cuckold
No.602202
>>602200
a better joke would have been 'the only acres i won are the people who've taken my incredibly large dick'
y'know, they're 'ache-ers' because their butts are aching
what with the big dick being put into them and all
No.602203
look at this pathetic slut
No.602204
>>602203
I hate this slut!
No.602205
>>602204
i want a different slut!
No.602207
look at this pathetic slunt
No.602208
I want a slut whose name begins with a J!
No.602209
I want a slut with an E in her name!
No.602210
>>602201
Nigger I can't run a nursery by myself
It's not like I work in a sweatshop
No.602211
I want a slut with a name that rhymes with "shmoey"!
No.602212
>>602208
>>602209
janice? josephine?
No.602213
No.602215
anyone have those pics of chaz's feet
asking for a friend
No.602217
>>602210
nobody's asking you to, and i'm happy that you don't work in a sweatshop
all i'm saying is that if you think the nursery owner taking your fair share of the pay is okay, that means you're a class cuck
No.602218
>>602190
I noticed in my second playthrough
No.602219
i'm sad cletus doesn't work in a sweatshop
No.602220
i'm sad cletus isn't dead
No.602221
>>602217
But it's not my fair share of the pay
I don't have to pay any upkeep costs
Do you realize it's always better to be the second in command than the first
Fuck prestige I just want the maximum amount of dosh for the least amount of work
No.602222
>>602190
I didn't notice at all.
No.602223
>>602216
thanks
was that the only one
No.602224
>>602223
shut the fuck up you disgusting footfag
No.602226
>>602215
That reminds me, does anyone have that picture of whoever's teeth?
It's been a long time, but I think they might have been chaz's
No.602227
No.602228
I wish I could just wish away my feelings.
No.602229
>>602226
is it one of these
No.602230
>>602229
i want ipgd to swallow me
No.602231
>>602229
No.
The teeth had been removed and were in the person's hand.
No.602232
>>602221
i'm talking about after upkeep, obviously the business should have a small fund it uses to pay bills and stuff
just because the owner pays the bills doesn't mean they deserves your share of the pay
if they have a slightly harder job it should pay slightly more, and maybe even more if they have been working a long time, but that should be decided democratically among all the workers, not at the whim of some owner
No.602233
>>602225
That shit looks like it's got gangrene
No.602234
>>602231
That was hearts boxcar's teeth.
That's from like mid 2010.
No.602235
>>602225
looks like she has a plantars wart
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No.602237
>>602234
Ah yes, you are correct.
Anybody got em?
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No.602241
>>602237
Sorry, no, apparently.
No.602242
so is chaz still fucking whats his name for rent money
No.602243
i did it! i found a fatpack! they tried to hide it behind the starter decks, oh yes, they did, but i found it all the same! and my opens? they were epic! i had epic cards from my epic fatpack, that i found!
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>>602242
do you think she'd actually go out an get a job
No.602248
>>602242
chaz is cee quof's femhandler
No.602249
>>602248
she WAS willing to cuck him with that one foot fetish guy
hmm... makes you think.....
No.602250
>>602242
She's living with him so she's not even getting money
No.602251
>>602249
didn't he just want to suck on her toes in exchange for a decent sum of money
thats weird, and undoubtedly sexual in nature
but not sure if i'd say full blown cucking
No.602252
somebody post horn porn
please, i need this
No.602253
i want to kiss chaz's feet
do you think she'll be up for that for money like last time
No.602254
>>602251
i dunno, consensually providing sexual pleasure to someone other than your partner seems to fall soundly into cucking territory imo
No.602255
>>602251
she literally said she'd have sex with people if they paid enough money at some point
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No.602258
>>602254
oh agreed
its in the territory of cucking
full on swimming in the cuck ocean
but i wouldn't say its as cuck as POOR LITTLE WHITE GUY DRINKIN HIS GF'S BULL'S CREAMPIE
>>602255
well alright then
No.602259
>>602214
is this a friends reference? i never watched friends
was friends actually a good show like people say it is, or is that just normie propaganda?
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No.602262
friends is only good compared to current sitcoms
No.602263
>IOTYs come out 25 days late
>Not even a real IOTY
No.602264
>>602262
its basically the same structure as BBT
two dimensional characters and their dumb relationships buoyed entertainment-wise by relatable material and a laughtrack
just swap out the nerd culture references with very bland and safe "jokes" as the relatable material
No.602265
>>602264
yes but unlike tbbt friends got the culture right
No.602267
hmm
is this a situation where the idea is kinda "if you like sitcoms, friends is okay"?
No.602268
you ever have a good meal, and a day later you're still thinking about how good a meal you had?
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No.602271
seinfeld is the only good sitcom
No.602272
when are they going to make a sitcom about numale culture
No.602274
an wwhats the deal wwith eriline food
No.602275
seinfeld was a good show
and so was king of the hill
No.602276
a sitcom where every character is donald trump
No.602277
the husband is donald trump
the wife is played by donald trump in a beehive wig
the son is donald trump dressed in shorts with a propeller hat and a giant lollipop
No.602278
>>602270
>>602271
>>602273
yeah, i probably won't look into it then, i can't even bring myself to marathon seinfeld
life is too short to spend a week marathoning a show you aren't really interested in, i got things to do and dicks to draw
No.602279
a sitcom where every character is vfan
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>>602278
give daddy the tumbies
No.602286
watching TV is good, but you should do stuff most of the time and watch it afterwards
No.602287
whats nu libbycuck
whoaaa, whoaaaa
whats nu libbycuck
whoaaa, whoaaa
No.602288
what do you think of this game hsg?
No.602289
>>602288
i only saw someone play it relatively recently and was vaguely disappointed he was a manlet
No.602292
>>602285
>>602280
no, i don't have one yet
tbh i'm not a fan of a lot of tech companies after the whole snowden thing happened, yahoo included
i'm thinking about trying to make my own website, but it sounds like such a bore tbh
idk i'll probably cave and make one soon :P
No.602293
loopy is a loopy tinhatter
No.602294
>>602292
loopy is fantastic
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>>602293
its true
loopy can mean crazy and it also rhymes with poopy and both of those words describe me perfectly
>>602294
tenk ye
>>602298
plz no fighting
No.602300
No.602301
>>602300
don't b mean 2 loopy
No.602302
>>602300
loopy is are friend
No.602303
>>602301
don't use fagspeak
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No.602305
REMOVE TUMBLR remove tumblr
you are worst tumblr. you are the tumblr idiot you are the tumblr smell. return to deviantart. to our deviantart cousins you may come our website. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,tumblr we will never forgeve you. fujoshi rascal FUck but fuck asshole tumblr stink tumblr mspaf mspaf..tumblr genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead tumblr..ahahahahahTUMBLR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget hiatus .mspaf we kill the king , mspaf return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot tumblr and deviantart smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE TUMBLR FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. reddit+4chan+deviantart+mspaf=kill tumblr…you will hiatus/ tupac alive in hsg, tupac making album of hsg . fast rap tupac hsg. we are rich and have updates now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink tumblr… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in hsg ….fuck the deviantart ,..FUCKk ashol tumblrs no good i spit? in the mouth eye of ur fandom and website. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the tumblr farm aminal with rap magic now we the hsg rule .ape of the zoo david karp fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and tumblr wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. hsg greattst website
No.602306
>>602272
besides big bang theory?
No.602307
>>602305
i can literally, LITERALLY, not figuratively, see the end of a dragon dildo up in your asshole
No.602308
i unironically like Gangster's Paradise
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No.602311
>>602310
I DO NOT THINK WE BROUGHT ENOUGH BODYBAGS
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No.602316
i have
THE LE WORST
headache
No.602317
i really fucking liked the new mad max movie
maybe too much...
No.602318
>>602316
this will make you feel better
*cums on your forehead*
No.602319
>>602316
the simple solution would be to remove the problem.......... from its source >:}
No.602320
No.602321
what ever happened to cavemanposting
No.602322
>>602320
itty bitty kitty titty
No.602323
>>602321
it parunga'd into the next stage of evolution
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No.602325
>>602321
*shrugh*
me no know
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No.602328
my head is all "hurtsie wurtsie", as it were
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No.602330
you ever just look at a guy and think he has a powdered ass probably
No.602331
like, they wear a diaper or
No.602332
>>602331
>>602330
no, i am not gay like you
No.602333
>>602331
no that's not what i meant, god fucking idiot
No.602334
a diaper would probably be comf
like not even to shit or piss in
No.602335
>>602333
what the fuck does powdered mean then
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>>602335
like
this guy was wearing a vest and was drinking a craft beer very deliberately elegantly, and trying really hard to act charmingly smug
and it made me think he had an old man powdered butt, ya know
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No.602343
>>602339
what a cutie mole
i love moles on cuties
i wanna kiss them
No.602344
No.602345
>>602343
if you could tone down the creepiness just a little that would be great
No.602346
what is the deal with these idiot libs who don't get it
No.602347
>>602343
probably cancerous
No.602348
>>602346
they won't let us nuke Mecca
No.602349
>>602346
is this about your fetish
No.602352
>>602350
I wish they made more art
No.602354
>>602351
i know she's an old lesbian but god damn
No.602356
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No.602360
look at those niggers: they're trying to raise money
No.602361
>>602354
an old lesbian???
No.602362
They're all POOR like OBAAAAMA
FUCK MICHELLE OBAAAAMA
No.602363
>>602361
is this supposed to be attractive
this is literally sickening, i'm eating dude don't pot this
No.602364
YOU HAD THE BOOK IN YOUR POSSESSION, AND ALL YOU BRING ME IS PAGES OF NIXIES AND PHOOKA HABITATS
No.602366
>>602363
Shitty toy dog ears aren't sexy but how are they sickening?
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>>602366
i meant the human parts
No.602373
>get my cards out to show a friend
>drop them
>the two most expensive ones get their corners bent
let me die
No.602374
>>602371
whoa this guy's nips are out of control
No.602375
>>602373
kozilek's return has gone down by a fair bit i should sell it quick
No.602378
>>602376
>Russian furry fnaf server of this
No.602380
>>602377
is that supposed to be smug/laughing
are you seriously desperate enough to jack it to a fat 40 year old mom who cosplays to feel young
No.602381
>>602367
alright man whatever you say
*shoves an overrated stephen king book in your ass*
fuckin weirdo
No.602382
>>602377
Would you an Anita?
No.602383
>>602379
omg lol
what is this guy from? it looks like akira toriyama's style
No.602384
>>602380
I jack off to a lot of things
No.602386
http://poal.me/1xlnga
important
decide 8chan's future
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>>602386
I ain't clicking that shit
No.602390
>my bffsie didn't come back online
>made him feel my love
georgio: 226 UNREAD MSGS
georgio: 226
No.602391
>>602388
oh i didn't know they were making a new dragonball show
neat
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>>602393
oh noh
do bulma and krillin at least find the black guys with the dragonballs?
No.602397
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>>602395
you mean mr. popo?
No.602403
>>602398
nah lol
referencing the pic that one anon keeps posting from that racist dbz porn comic
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>>602393
Like, worse than kai?