No.602400
Homestuck General? More like Homestuck is generally garbage.
No.602401
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
No.602404
>a troll will never nip at your neck as you fondle their horns
No.602405
how much you wanna bet hussie completely forgot about the horrorterrors and they wont show up in the final stretch at all
No.602406
georgio: just got an 18 combo
georgio: great level by the way
tfw watching bffsie play my level
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>>602405
>implying there will be a final stretch
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>>602400
sans your puns are awful
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>>602405
i get the feeling a big way hussie keeps track of stuff in homestuck is looking at what people online are expecting
so if no one talks about the horrorterrors then they wont be brought up yeah
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>>602410
idea: set up bots to tweet and tumbl about your fav characters
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>>602415
your art is pretty awful.
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>>602416
god damn it it's great and i'm great, fuck off
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>>602418
it's not that great actually.
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>>602422
wanna lick those soles
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>>602424
prove me wrong
post nudes
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>>602425
post the gifs of her smoking
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>>602427
without me your life would be boring.
No.602431
>>602428
PROVE ME WRONG
POST NUDES
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>year of our lord 2016
>not loving peridot
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No.602434
>the btard is anonymous
fuck,
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>>602434
this is the fate you chose.
No.602438
>>602433
>too pussy to show off your pusyy
>>602434
i forgot to namefag, but i'm not sure if i actually like you so i'm going to cancel the 'put name back on' idea
No.602439
>>602435
boring without me 2
No.602440
if only grant actually got more mods than being the only man on the job
No.602441
>>602438
your art is so bad.
No.602442
grant should make me a mod
hmu dude
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>>602438
your art is awful dude come on
i though you were at least in on the joke that is you
No.602445
why did good joeyanon leave and get replaced with this bootleg version
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>>602432
peri's alright, but amethyst is
*kisses fingers*
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>>602443
yeah i guess it's not that great
*sigh*
need to respect trips tho
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>>602444
>>602448
>>602449
improve your drawing skills, hone in your craft.
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>>602442
i would be a great mod
would not abuse power since grant would most likely give me the boot if he's suspicious, plus i don't want to ruin this community
i have admin experience and everything
wesley for mod 2016
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>>602455
i only draw good bad art
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File: 1453774973426.png (1.03 MB, 1280x1245, 256:249, tumblr_nzzt65Gfzp1rkhttyo1….png)
>Can I ask what you mean by "whitewashed fan art of hiveswap"? I wasn't aware that there were characters with any confirmed race in the game, poc or otherwise. (just want to learn, not trying to offend)
You’re right, there are no confirmed races. But I’m referring to artists presenting all the characters as white without consideration that they could be anything otherwise. Which is something many
many
many
many
many
many
artists do. And IS whitewashing in the sense that it treats white as default and contributes to Eurocentricism. This post explains it very well. So yes, even though there are no confirmed races, people can still be racist and whitewashing.
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No.602462
ugh, strong independant black woman strikes again
reminder that vagfan is an sjw
>>602460
>eurocentricism
is this ironic
No.602463
>>602460
this person makes me want to smash something
No.602464
>>602462
could you put your name back on. That would be terrific.
No.602465
reminder that vagfan is an sjw
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>>602417
>whitewashed
aren't they literally white
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this but with me as pearl
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>>602465
we know
i already said it lmao
No.602470
>>602469
thanks, I'm glad we know.
No.602471
>>602468
i can't believe pearl is into scat
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>>602469
is this a completed thing you made
you mind posting it
No.602473
>>602470
that wasn't a compliment you fucking anal nigger
people like you make me mad
>>602472
i'm still working on it to learn ren'py
need a battle engine before wario rape can happen
No.602474
>>602473
wow your art sucks
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>>602462
rules of non triggering art work
1 make them a black
2 cry about whitey
No.602478
>>602466
>one vote for wesley
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>>602474
if my art sucked do you really think i would keep drawing it
No.602480
>>602467
no, no, obviously that's not important
facts don't belong in their world
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>>602481
that makes no sense lmao
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>>602477
a nep-pillow would be nice in theory, but in reality you'd probably get covered in gross troll dander
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>>602486
i thought the shower head was a dick
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No.602497
kill everyone in this thread
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>>602497
but now you're in this thread :0
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>>602501
fine, we just kill you
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feelin some hella volcano rolls tbh rn
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>>602507
she is literally the only good new namefag here. cherish it.
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>>602511
>>602509
the men here are very vapid.
No.602514
>drawing characters as white
I've never seen so much racism before in my life
No.602515
>>602512
wrong she will die.
No.602516
>>602513
vapid is their nature
nobody likes a woman who tries to act masculine
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No.602518
https://twitter.com/bobatl
glad to see cletus is as smart as a nigger
No.602520
>>602504
*dies without putting up much of a fight*
*is now a ghost and haunts you* >B)
>>602503
nooo
"ohana" means "family", anon
and you know what that means
>>602512
aw thanks :)
No.602521
>>602417
why do you follow them
No.602522
>>602520
don't steal my hawaiian culture, PLEASE
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>>602521
>using them for clitus
oh my god
No.602528
>>602521
I don't, I was just looking through the joey tag.
No.602529
who let the dog back in the house and why are we talking to it again
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No.602534
>>602526
are you really this stupid
i know it's a hot new meme to think "they/them" is some tumblr thing but it's really annoying
i'm gonna assume they're a, excuse me, SHE'S a girl, since that's apparently so objectionable to you
No.602535
>>602525
do not reply to me. this is your last warning.
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>>602522
fine, but i'm still gonna go rewatch lilo and stitch later
>>602523
*munches on self*
No.602539
>>602534
shit i assumed that was clitus's twitter
>>602537
that was my favorite show
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No.602543
stop breathing
im going home
gonna clock up.....
the road miles
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>>602539
good taste
it's the best disney movie other than the emperor's new groove
>>602540
but hsg is really chatty right now
this is my chance to socialize and hang with the cream of the crop B)
No.602548
>>602547
can i ask you to do art
No.602550
>>602547
your posts are more painful than cletus posts. you are bad
No.602551
i want to be good at art some day
bye friends. :^)
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>>602548
ask away
>>602549
i haven't been keeping track of all of your conversations, but it's been mostly okay iirc
also i didn't listen to the music you posted earlier, but i like the cute pictures
>>602550
i'm sorry
i'll cut down on the responses for you
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>>602560
no prob B)
>>602561
*lipses are ziptses*
No.602569
what an awful thread
better improve it with peri
No.602572
>>602567
>Role in the military
No.602575
>scat will improve the thread!!
why do people do this
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>>602570
I would fuck this
No.602583
my hand smells like maple syrup but im not from canada
everything about this is wrong
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>>602577
fuck you she's mine
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>>602585
hyperscatting on the thread
No.602593
I'm glad all the gay shit gets removed from SU
No.602594
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>>602593
that only happened because of muslims in the uk, not because of moral faggothate
No.602604
every person in this thread is a fucking nigger
No.602606
>>602598
I'm surprised those types of Muslim even understand how the TV works.
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>>602604
dont you touch my fucking bike
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>>602607
poop in a sweater, that's nasty
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>>602617
you wouldn't kill lil old me would you
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>>602622
[trump voice] look at that face
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>>602631
you're right we should have more female suicides
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>>602635
this but unironically
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No.602640
this is the worst thread of the week
congratulations anon you must be real proud of yourself!
No.602641
>>602640
that's vfan stank
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>>602641
I'm not even reading vfan's posts I'm talking about wesley and all the shitposting
No.602644
>>602641
why are we only allowed to have either that or su avatarfagging anymore
someone, anyone, help us
No.602645
>>602643
>>602644
>hating little ol' me
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>>602643
>shitposting
that's the entire fucking board
No.602649
isn't this such
a jasperful night
so post her
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>>602648
>>602651
wrong! wrong wrong wrong wrong
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>>602653
poopydot! poopydot poopydot poopydot poopydot
No.602655
is this just some board-wide joke im not in on
like do people actually have fun calling wesleys waifu shit over and over while he just comes back with no u every single time
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>>602656
you channel it.
you channel for the win.
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>>602655
it isn't a joke, it's autism
i can post here peacefully if you stop attacking my lovely peridot everytime i post here
No.602660
>>602659
>it isn't a joke, it's autism
at least you admit it
No.602661
I miss /co/ moderation
it was the skeleton that kept this blubber sack shaped like a community
No.602662
i am going to die and become a skeleton and i will still be seeing these sneaky skells
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>>602660
i was talking about you fuckheads
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No.602665
trash /sug/ is the beginnings of this
*gestures all around*
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>>602662
every sneaky skell is an HSG poster who died
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>>602666
wow when you put it that way satan
the skeletons fits this place's atmosphere
No.602668
trash /sug/
babby's first exile migration
No.602669
funny
if you pronounce "HSG" as if it was a word. it almost sounds like... like...
Husska.
how could we have been so blind
No.602670
>>602669
what are you smoking
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>>602670
sadly I am sober. why, is this not the Saltlick experience you've come to know and stoically tolerate
No.602674
she used to cuck me on my libphone
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No.602676
just a friendly reminder that the Soviet Union is no longer a country, because they lost the cold war to the United States. We're the only superpower now, so we won.
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No.602678
we're the only superchowder now
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>>602677
they may or may not get you cucked
No.602680
we're the only superpowder now
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>>602659
>>602663
shove off animated cancer fan
>>>/sugen/
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>>602682
if everyone has le doge head
could u realy call it random.........
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No.602687
everybody told me libcuck dangerous....
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>>602682
Picture this: An episode without any gay shit and Steven not crying like he was written by a woman.
No.602689
dada da da da
didn't
believe
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>>602661
>missing being cucked by cuckchan
oh saltlick...
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>>602688
an episode of another cartoon??
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>>602690
I don't know why you're surprised.
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>>602695
i'm not surprised
i just want to save u
No.602698
I want to smash this orb
i wanna smash the orb bad
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>>602693
ill fucking kill you
No.602700
if only we could have saved shitto
he was the key to all of this
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>>602699
not if i kill her first
No.602703
>>602697
well, maybe I don't want your salvation. *adjusts cowboy hat* *tumbleweed blows by in the pregnant silence*
No.602704
I got my ps3 controller to work on my pc but I don't have any games that would benefit from it
le sign
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>>602698
givve in to your hate
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>>602705
I already played undertale
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>>602704
what games do you have
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>>602707
download some sweet r0mz
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>>602708
these are all i have installed
No.602711
me in my little corner
my corner
the little corner
No.602712
I actually have like 170 games but I can't install most of them
so
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>>602711
your corner is fuckin balls lad
its ugly as heck and it smells like ass dank
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>>602703
I wish you would pregnant with silence (you will never become pregnant IRL because you are a tranny (this probably triggers you (not even probably im sure it does (fuck you))))
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>>602710
you want a copy of postal 2?
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>>602714
that is a good assessment of the corner
i should expand
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>>602717
I have it, but thanks man
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>>602647
not the literal kind
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>>602715
who the fuggy mcwuggy are you
No.602724
>>602723
you are a fucking faggot
No.602725
save saltlick like moody saved shitto
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>>602725
never do anything like moody
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>>602727
I wish you'd stop posting like moody
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>>602729
maybe my language was unclear, who the fuck are you
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>>602727
never be a tranny, gotchwwwaaaaaait a fuggin mcwuggin minute here
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No.602733
i have a paper due at 8:30am tomorrow and i haven't even started on it yet
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>>602734
i keep saying that to myself but i keep putting it off
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No.602737
/sugen/ and skypenigs are the root of all our problems
every disappointment in life comes back to wesley
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heyyyy tumut, if you're lurking
i finished that pic you requested a few days ago
No.602739
this dude wants me to wait up an hour until he's confident his roommate's asleep so he can send me a face pic
why does he think it's worth it to me to sacrifice an hour of sleep on the off chance he's cute
No.602740
>>602737
you don't even know me
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>>602737
/sugen/ has no relation to hsg whatsoever besides being owned by one of the faggots who post here
No.602742
>>602737
this porrim would be improved with sweaty, hairy armpits
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>>602738
its wonderful, loops. thank you
i especially like mituna fucking the claw horn and horuss' gigantic balls
No.602744
loopy would you please draw an epic picture of terezi's mouth
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No.602747
i'm playing my copy of soulsilver i got in 2010 where i stopped before the e4 because I didn't have the patience for grinding. this is from when I was literally a freshman in high school
I have a feraligatr, pidgeot, scyther, raichu, dragonair, and a espeon hacked to be shiny that I got from someone on /vp/. it's green like an alien!
No.602748
loopy is a nigger
sponge is a nigger
saltlick is a nigger
we're all niggers
No.602749
loopy if you want, can you draw me hugging peridot
if you have too much stuff on your plate, i'll understand
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>>602747
nice blog asswipe
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No.602753
honestly...
id suck on a girls toes if they were clean and she was hot
i dont have a foot fetish, but toes... like... damn
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>>602750
she needs a big nose
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>>602748
where are our welfare checks
i demand welfare
please im so fucking broke
i wont spend all of it on drugs
just like eighty percent
No.602757
>>602751
i am sharing my happy thoughts with you!
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>>602757
that makes me angry
No.602761
the funniest thing about black people on welfare jokes is that welfare money overwhelmingly goes to whites, who are the overwhelming majority of perpetrators of welfare fraud
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>>602747
that reminds me i should do that soulsilver nuzlocke but i can't find the cartridge
No.602763
are on of u guys in here hackers?
No.602764
wesley how does it feel to be a meme
No.602765
i have a facebook that needs to be hacked because its my moms
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>>602761
who said i was joking
I NEED IT MAN
No.602768
the funniest thing about nigger on nigger jokes is that nigger nigs overwhelmingly nig to niggers, nig nigger the niggering niggerity nig niggers nig nigger nig
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>>602764
____________________________________________________________________
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>>602768
thats really rude
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>>602768
*frames this post with a demotivational poster with the caption "/b/"*
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>>602770
1M 50RRY
preface this post with the following though
*faaaaaaaaaart*
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>>602761
woah, are you saying a predominately white country has white people statistically doing things more than a minority?
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>>602761
>welfare money overwhelmingly goes to whites
Is it seven times as much? There are seven times as many white people as black people.
Oh, is about half the welfare split between them both? Even though one has waaaaaaaay more people
Gee, it looks as if I have discovered that black people literally take more welfare than whites. Case closed bar open ayy lmao
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also check my trips, liberal
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>>602778
>>602777
cucked by the cat
shamefur dispray
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>>602778
look at him
look at him and laugh
No.602786
*pulls out notepad*
*writes "meulin posters" underneath jews, mexicans, and muslims*
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>>602778
>>602786
THAT'S OUR MEULIN!
*laughtrack*
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>>602793
*Trumps you back to Mexico*
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>stingkbug in my room
wwhy
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g4g??? (gland for gland?)?
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i rmemeber $helby being a meme but that wasn't the $40 for the shitty museum thing with the blown up roxy right
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couldn't hear your sound wtf
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>>602814
that was $50 and yeah that's a different artist
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>>602814
>>602817
oh man i dont know about this
what happened
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>>602814
hasn't $$$helby moved on from being a leech to make garbage comics in her hideous art style?
No.602821
why is deaf cat so purrfect
and so much better than other cat
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>>602818
a piece of fanart was expensive but shit
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No.602824
didnt ipgd just get burned by shelby
what happened
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>>602820
ipgd made some posts about her so i was trying to remember
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>>602822
oh wait is it like the "kids and trolls go to a museum" one
i remember that now
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>>602822
can you post it i wanna laugh at it
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>>602829
don't have it saved
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>>602814
that was another shelby
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>>602826
oh is that cancer still grasping for relevance?
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>>602815
is this your boyfriend
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>>602831
this is just a doodle
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>>602833
in a perfect world, he is one of my devoted followers, possibly a steward of mine
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>>602831
id pay 50 boondollars for the snowflakes
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>>602837
what about 50 huedollars?
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>>602835
can you phrase that in a creepier way
so youve got a thing for weirdos with beards huh
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rob schneider is
"The Numale!"
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rev being spongegod's second in command
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>find a numale clinic near you!
http://www.numalemedical.com/
No.602846
man the bernie sanders legion is freakishly devoted
its like they dont see him as a politician and maybe future president
but rather as some sort of all-knowing, all-repairing deity that will transform the world
No.602848
>>602846
communism is a mental illness
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and it doesn't take much for a poltician to promise shit he can't deliver on and gain a legion of completely devoted minions to manipulate
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>praying to rev, our messiah
>a golden light shines down from the heavens
>a flock of swirling white doves descends
>the flock parts and a beautiful vine made of pure ivory grows out and forms a staircase
>the revssiah floats down, exuding a soft yet consuming warmth as he speaks into my ear, a melodious whisper:
>"couldnt hear your prayer wtf"
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>>602848
i just gotta wonder who the fuck these people are
one guy was like "I JUST DONATED THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF $ A SINGLE PERSON CAN DONATE TO A CAMPAIGN" and super smugproud about it
its like holy shit dude you really couldn't find ANY better use for all that money
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>>602855
they could have donated that money to something that would actually help people if that's their goal......
No.602857
i would kiss peridot's feet
No.602858
homeworld gems - derse
crystals - prospit
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>>602855
>its like holy shit dude you really couldn't find ANY better use for all that money
thats's not a super great argument against donating. that's what you do for politicians you like, you donate to them.
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>>602858
like
literally every gem in homeworld is derse?
or do you mean lapis, jasper and poopy?
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>>602861
nono, see, they want to help people right
but instead of donating money to ACTUALLY help people, they give it to an old socialist jew who won't actually get elected
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>>602862
ya i mean the the three musketerrs
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>>602861
the donation limit is $1200 if i recall correctly
donate a $100 if you're crazy jazzed about the guy
shit, $200 even, but at what point are you just throwing away money
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>>602863
>>602865
but 1200 helps more than 200
and i dunno, bernie is looking just like obama did compared to hillary in 2008, and he's actually more revolutionary than obama
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Couldn't read ur posts wtf
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>>602866
obama was a cool black guy, bernie is an ugly old jew
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>>602868
yeah, and if a black guy can be president, im sure a jew can swing it. all he has to do is put up a good fight in iowa and show people he has a real chance to beat her
No.602871
memes are the future of politics, get used to it
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>>602866
idk man, im just real leery of politicians with attached cults of personality like obama or bernie
i was one of those obama zealots before during his first presidential election and now i really regret buying into the HE'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING FOREVER YES WE CAN hype
for the record, i'm equally apprehensive about Trump's fanbase
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>>602870
bernie and trump both have a struggle against the establishment. Billions are being paid to make sure it's a Clinton vs Bush race, but people obviously ain't too keen on that idea
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i dont know why im bothering to talk about bernie here. all you nu-conservacucks are too set in your ways to accept change
>>602872
but bernie is so fundementally different than obama. looking back on it, and i was hype for him too, his hope and change rhetoric was pretty much just "im a black guy so ill do it differently". in the end he was just a democratic like any other.
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i want a mouthpic president
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>>602872
>>602873
>talking about trump or his fanbase like he's a legitimate possibility
stop giving him legitimacy. it's not gonna happen.
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>>602876
youre now imagining recieving a mouthpic from bernie
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>>602866
>but 1200 helps more than 200
Yeah, helps Bernie.
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>>602877
who the fuck else is it going to be?
Jeb? Fiorina? Cruz? Neurosurgen-but-still-absolutely-clueless-about-the-world Carson?
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>>602881
>Ron Paul never ever
>all we get is a Republican Ron Paul Lite
I want to kill myself
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>>602881
>who else could it be besides all these actual politicians?
cruz or rubio, mark my words
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>>602884
president rubio could be epic
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>>602886
nah, fuck that guy
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>>602887
i fuddin love stoner meulin
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>>602887
>you'll never shotgun with the deaf catgirl
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>>602887
oddly gaunt for meulin
also that slide is completely empty
hit that rez deafcat
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Everything is bad and I want to die
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>>602892
*like*
*reblogs with #me*
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>>602895
um this a personal post please dont reblog it!!
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>>602891
honestly I love when girls are drawn gaunt. and skinny like that.
No.602898
is there any cubist homestuck fanart?
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horuss is p cute tee-bee-aych
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i want horrus to fuck both nepeta and Meulin at the same time with his horns.
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>>602896
omgosh im sooo sorry! but im not a fucking mindreader so maybe put that in the tags you whiny pissbaby!!!
#drama cw #twerf
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I kind of want some baroque homestuck art
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>>602899
who do you fed-ex horuss with
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>>602903
<> meulin
<3< damara
he's one of those characters where i really don't have anyone to put him with
cuz just fuck rufioh that guys a dick
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>>602904
good taste. i ship him with rufioh like i ship dirkjake. like dirk, rufioh has some serious shit to work out first
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>>602905
honestly the most satisfying way rufioh's wandering affections could end up would be horuss and damara both just saying fuck it and having nothing to do with rufioh all together
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>>602908
thats my hope for damara's sake. she deserves better.
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>>602908
Im gonna shit in your mouth, be ready.
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>>602910
is it dislike for me or do you actually like rufioh
>>602909
yeah damara hating the vast majority of her so-called friends is pretty understandable
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>>602877
don't underestimate america's desire for:
1) taco removal
2) let go of my guns
3) fuck muslims
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>>602915
this is what i imagine is just on autoplay in the heads of the Berniedrones
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>>602913
>removing one of the most perfect food items
what
what
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>>602915
>neely's tv show adult swim got canceled right as soon as they started pushing pro-tranny propaganda
Hah.
No.602920
g'night faggerinos
sleep tight
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>>602855
see that's what's great about Trump
he's rich enough to fund himself, so I can donate my money to the brain injury foundation
lord knows Sanders supporters need it
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The Swedish state is funding a “sniper” training course for recently-arrived Third World “refugees” as part of their “integration program”—despite the ever-growing refugee-terrorist attacks across Europe.
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>>602926
why do girls like you
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>four hours of sleep
>back to back interviews in the afternoon
just
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>>602929
pretty wordy way of saying "inoffensive and boring" tbh
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i'm probably forgetting a cool vibe or mystery factor
>>602933
lmao
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> go to 4chan
> "There are X posters in this thread."
nice
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b.o.b. is a flat earther and released a diss track when neil degrasse tyson tried to correct him
this is an actual thing that happened
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>>602939
fucking flat earthers
worse than hollow earthers
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can anyone help me with my procrastination problem and tendency to do things at the last minute
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>>602942
buddy i cannot even help mself
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>>602942
just assume everything's due immediately all the time until you burn out
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>>602944
i dont think warping my vision of time would change much
No.602947
i should watch season 1 and 2 of community again
No.602948
im fine with the rebirth soundtrack now
but man, the original binding of isaac's soundtrack was way way better
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>>602946
think about it
all things are happening a tthe same time, you're just shifting your perception of the current state of events from one vantage point to another.
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>>602945
was there a second meaning to Dirk's "legendary long showers"?
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>>602950
>never had a nice long shower where you finger yr butt until you're a panting, shivering mess
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>>602948
morituros is objectively the best
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>>602953
girls can finger their butts too dude its allright!!!!!!!
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whoa, the captcha was broke last night and it locked my butt out lol
>>602743
thanks fam, she was running out of places, so the claw horn was the obvious place for mituna
i didn't really push myself on this one: it was an easy pose, but i think it turned out pretty okay looking
>>602744
>>602749
you got it, dudes
i'm going to be away from my tablet this weekend though, so if they're not done before then, it'll probably be next week before i can finish them
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>>602956
>girls can finger their butts too
even gayer
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>the witness is 40 bux
dude, what?
40 dollaridoos for a puzzle game?
No.602961
provola really mix well with ham
No.602962
>slept through end of WT
>went to bed rank 3XX, finished rank 1155
>needed over 1000 rank
wake me up inside
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what would you do to a sleeping Joey?
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>>602967
suck on her toeys
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a girl with a cute, feminine penis
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where's all the futa x male i was promised
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>>602967
leave a caramel butterscotch pie on the floor near the bed and quietly bleat like a goat
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>>602976
loopiel
i am into this in every way possible
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>>602978
i'll look up some snail facts later
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