No.602985
Couldn't link the old thread wtf
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No.602989
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
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No.602991
Couldn't post ur waifu wtf
No.602993
*gets xcited 2 go see dolald trump*
No.602994
>>602993
Silly roxkit, you can't vote
You're female
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No.602997
roxykitten building a little wall out of blocks
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No.603001
c'mon guys, it's current year. liking futa doesn't make you gay.
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>>603001
come on, you can't expect me to switch directly from roxkitposting to damaraposting just to respond to you
No.603004
Couldn't hear ur meow wtf
No.603005
what is the deal with restaurants making their portion sizes so fucking tiny and calling it "artisan crafted" or some shit like they didn't just give you a bite's worth of food for 20 dollars
No.603006
>>603005
white people will buy anything
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>>603005
it's not food
it's art
No.603008
Dreams logged: 2 (150, 28)
Images saved: 8 (7)
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>>603008
why the comma notation
No.603010
>>603008
what is this again
No.603011
my 16 year old friend who only goes on trade servers to show off his 300 dollar heavy loadout and spawn camp just bought an australium rocket launcher and an 30 key unusual for his soldier. he has 50 hours in soldier and can hardly rocketjump.
He just spent 300 dollars on a class he hardly even plays. What the fuck man.
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>>603014
is it possible to make a peridot tulpa
No.603016
>>603011
autism is the cause
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>>603015
no, sorry, there is a rule that no tulpa can be poop
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No.603019
i want to start a union to fight for naptime at work
No.603021
he's more tulpa now than man
twisted and evil
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>>603018
why is pikachu talking like an old dude
No.603023
>>603020
>>603022
my guess is it's detective conan except instead of a little kid they turned him into a pikachu
because why not
No.603026
>>603013
no. He's a teen working a part time job. He doenst have a car or a girlfriend or anything. He spends all his money on tf2. His goal is to get all the australiums and 3 unusuals for each class and 5 unusuals for his main(heavy).
We keep trying to get him into competetive or at least pubstomp. but if he isnt dominating people then he freaks out and quits. So he just frequents trade servers and tryhards there.
Hell we were pubstomping the other day there was this really good gold level scout who was just shitting on our whole team. But overall it was a good fun match. Then guy quits because he was getting killed and our medic main was pocketing me instead of him.
No.603027
>>603026
get on an alt
follow him from server to server
make him eat shit
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>>603026
why does he want the australiums if he's never going to use most of them
No.603029
>>603027
god i should totally do that. I bet if I work on my sniper I could just shit on him.
No.603030
>>603028
I have no clue. horrible thing is he has a only 3k kills on australium minigun. He had a huge deal about getting serverclearing. When there I was playing soldier with my 10k+ RL and my epic Shotgun.
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>>603029
do the thing anon
shit some sense into him
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>>603031
i only I wasnt shit at sniper.
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>>603026
i've got a friend like that
failing all his classes in college, working a terrible job at gamestop, and yet blows every penny he earns on retarded video game shit
he's spent probably 2k on buying virtual packs of cards in those NBA games
these nigs are unacceptable
you need to take this guy down
No.603034
I love her
I love her!
I LOVE PERIDOT!
No.603035
you know i just had this filter to shit on wesley but it makes his post almost entertaining
No.603036
>>603026
I'm not the best at sniper but we can join forces and body shot him to death.
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>>603036
Id like this. This seems like a good time.
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>>603038
I can do this for days wesley.
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No.603042
>you see a man lying on the floor
>you flip him over, asking if he's okay
>he looks shriveled and weak, with the sunken eyes and rattling breath of a man near death
>he tries to speak, his cracked lips moving silently
>you lean in close, asking him what can you do to help, what does he need?
>"peri", he croaks
What do you do?
>
No.603043
P.eridot is f.emale only!
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>>603040
I can do this for weeks
anything for my little pe.ri
No.603045
>>603042
Give him the brownpill, matey
No.603046
>>603042
*takes down pants*
*takes a big greasy shit in his mouth*
there you go, kind sir
No.603047
tryler peri's house of... perí
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>>603036
wuts ur steam id lets fuck this guy
No.603049
>>603048
/id/michealrein
i should be able to play because the it department here seems to have gotten less retarded, but it might not work
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No.603053
don't be mean to ben i'll fucking kill you
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>>603052
I'm not actually the original anon
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>>603045
>>603046
I wish I had filters that replaced you with better people.
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>>603056
wesley you are in absolutely no place to talk about being a good person
No.603059
terezi is far better than peri
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>>603057
peridot would think i'm a good person
that's good enough for me
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>>603060
wes i thought you loved peri
why would you call her a poopy
No.603063
The funny part is poopydot would vaporize Wes on the spot
No.603065
>>603060
you're a human and don't really have any redeeming qualities
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>>603064
Hoooooöœooooooooooōoooôõòoooooøooly shit
That is horrifying
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>>603064
peribenscharfendot......
No.603068
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>>603065
>>603061
I have lots of redeeming qualities
She would fall in love with me once I start to get close to her
>>603063
she'll kill you first cletus
No.603070
Someone post naked kanaya
No.603071
>>603069
Turdrezi! Turdrezi!
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>>603074
post the original
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>>603077
not the edit, the original
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>>603079
there's my chippy
No.603081
Ben "the gentile giant" Garrison
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>>603014
Who puts green olives on PIZZA?
No.603083
>>603014
stupid and fake and
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
No.603084
what if i made a tulpa... of myself
No.603085
>>603084
Do you like yourself?
No.603086
have the sjws finally given up their assault on gamer culture
No.603087
actually that comic i posted makes me wonder
what was bro and lil cal's relationship like
was it the good fun bro times that act 1-2 dave thought lil cal and bro had
or was lil cal fucking with bro's head and telling him to do things
obviously not "kill all your friends in the name of the angel of double death", but something malicious regardless
No.603089
>>603087
it was a fucking puppet that had souls inside, it didn't talk
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>>603089
according to gamzee, cal told him to kill everyone
take that with a planet sized grain of salt though, as its fucking gamzee
i'd assume cal never flat out speaks, but rather implants thoughts in people's heads
i mean there clearly was a reason that lil cal was bro's number one puppet
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>>603090
>i mean there clearly was a reason that lil cal was bro's number one puppet
yeah there was
its because lil cal is the fucking shit
No.603092
>>603090
because he had it all his life
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>>603091
hehehehehehe
cal fuckin rules
No.603095
>>603094
i once listened to this entire album, and i highly recommend it to everyone here
No.603096
this vegan burger was a mistake
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>>603096
>vegan burger
found your mistake
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No.603099
>John and Cal will never go around beating up the gay characters
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>>603099
mituna is safe as long as he has his sweet wheelz
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>>603099
>John and Cal will never go around beating off the gay characters
No.603102
>you will never beat up all the homestuck characters
No.603103
why did john beat up caliborn again
No.603104
id fuck all the girls in this bus
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really though could hussie have even made caliborn actually being lil cal any more obvious
i mean yeah sure there can only be one right
but its what he does, just writing things that contradict everything youve read up to that point only to pull some shitty twist out of his ass at the last second to justify how it happened
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>>603105
look at the corners
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No.603109
how much joeybucks does hussie still have?
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>>603109
>implying he hasnt already thrown all of the joey-doughy at le $helbz for hiveswap art
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>>603109
how much does it cost to hire a team of a dozen people on new york salary for a year + renting office space + actually buying stuff for the office
and then throwing all that away
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>>603109
probably none tee-bee-aych
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>>603104
Shouldn't they all be at the back of the bus?
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>>603111
wait forgot some numbers
+ giving $700K away + kickstarter cut + taxes + all that merch they made and sent as part of the kickstarter
No.603115
was it really necessary to create What Pumpkin Studios and getting an office in NY?
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>>603114
wait what
who did they give $700k
No.603117
>>603116
the odd fedoralords
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>>603115
Probably not, but they had like a gorillian dollars at the time.
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>in an alternate reality, the kickstarter never happened and the comic has been done for a few years already and we've all moved on with our lives
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>>603120
>we've all moved on with our lives
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>>603115
no but the campaign did better than he expected and it put hussies head so far up his ass it shot back through to the clouds
>>603117
oh
>>603118
i didnt know how much money they had and when anon said give i didnt think that was referring to the stolen cash
No.603123
my favourite part about the christmas kickstarter update was when they said
>and as the budget situation continued to evolve over the previous year
loving
every
laugh
>>603122
>but the campaign did better than he expected
there's an interview where hussie says he completely expected the amount of money the kickstarter got, which im pretty sure is bullshit and just him trying to apply his retroactive storytelling to real life
No.603124
To be honest you can't make s good game with even 2 million dollars
No.603125
>>603123
we all know andrew is a bullshit master
he could shit on a plate, put a little what pumpkin logo on top of it and people would still buy it
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>>603125
yeah i remember the vinyl figures too
No.603127
>>603126
fuck those abominations
i wonder how many of those they sold
No.603128
>>603127
i'd be really interested in sales data on any WP merch
i know for a fact a lot of the prints sold like shit, one artists said the cut they got from each sale didn't justify the time spent drawing it, but i forget which print that was
No.603129
>>603124
you can make a good game for literally nothing
a game doesn't have to be complicated or flashy-looking to be good
No.603130
when hussie tries to make a big game you end up with meenahbound
just want to point that out
No.603131
>>603128
i bought my ex a Land of Wind and Shade print a few years back
i like the prints
its just im broke as fuck always
No.603132
alternate reality where Homestuck's fanbase never blew up during Hivebent and as such the remainder of the comic thereafter was different and shorter
No.603134
I have the 1NV3ST1G4T3 and the uh
I think it was Lex Talionis or something
I have those two
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>>603128
actually, i just went to look for the prints
i couldn't find them anywhere on welovefine
do they still even sell them?
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>>603135
they didn't make the transition to welovefine, probably because they sold like ass, or because they'd have to keep paying % to the artists and that messes things up
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>>603136
heh, shame
i was right about to buy one
i have my trade school graduation tonight and i was gonna buy myself one as a "you-didn't-fuck-it-up" reward
No.603138
>>603137
oh well, now you'll have to get yourself an actual decent reward
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No.603140
damn, i just reminded myself that phantos bought xxl sized zodiac leggings
brb getting my vom on
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>>603104
They aren't dark enough.
No.603143
>>603142
the correct way to say that is 'they aren't d-word enough'
stop trying to impress people by saying the d-word
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>>603140
thanks for sharing the mental image, brah
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>>603142
>not liking mulatta ass
Pato
No.603147
>>603140
i want the leggings fad to end
the girls who should be wearing them are far outweighed (heh) by the number of people who shouldn't be wearing them
No.603148
>>603145
don't forget he's like 40 or something
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>>603146
Mulatta is not dark enough
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>>603150
Still not dark enough
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>>603151
Damn niqqa u want a drow ho or some shit...
No.603154
>>603153
That's dark enough, yes.
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>>603153
thats a good picture of cousinfucker
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>>603153
>argentinianman.jpg
No.603157
There Is Something Funny About This Cunny
No.603158
Sugar Do Do Do Doo Do Doo
Ah Cunny Cunny
No.603159
hypothetically, what would happen if clock boy's father publicly swore allegiance to ISIS?
Like in all honesty how would they try to downplay that
No.603160
>>603159
what if your mom publicly swore allegiance to my dick
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>>603160
*sprays colonge on you*
*you get raped to death by muslims*
ooooooops heheh
No.603164
>>603158
correctly rated post
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>>603165
>Itch dry nigger skin
ftfy
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>>603165
>the shitskin has shit skin
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>>603167
>>603166
I wish chapped lips and and frozen ears upon you
No.603169
The Chinese are starting to muscle in on my territory in Civ 3
These chinks have the balls to establish a city in the middle of mine, and then get pissed at me when my troops are now in "their" land
should I take them out lads
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No.603171
>>603170
America, obviously.
No.603172
cletus for president 2016
No.603173
Ohhh they did it again
these fuckers are done for
No.603174
>>603172
I'd have to suck Israel's cock to get elected so no thanks
>>603171
I love how you can be America in 200 B.C. or Carthage in 1990
No.603175
Now the Mayans are trying to fuck with me
Let freedom ring motherfucker
No.603176
>>603175
Hope you lose tbh
No.603177
>>603176
your weird culture waifu is shit tbh fam
No.603179
>>603178
i dont remember this at all
but lol
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>>603179
>not being there during the doodlefucker scene
your loss
No.603181
>>603178
i remember this happening to angel not doodles
must be getting my trips crossed
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>>603182
english motherfucker do you speak it
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*cracks open a cask of finely aged doodleanon*
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>>603186
this does not look like doodleanon's stuff
but man, remember karezi being a thing
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>>603188
>this does not look like doodleanon's stuff
it's old as fuck, before she had her classic doodle style
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No.603191
>interviewer asks why i did a personal project
>say "to test my abilities"
>chuckle because meme
>realize i'm fucking dead
No.603193
>>603190
this except terezi's getting banged in the butt
No.603194
which ship is more pathetic
karezi or katnep
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No.603196
shipping
i remember shipping
No.603197
all the old hsg trips i know are pretty tumblr now
i mean, they were before kind of but in a different way now
No.603198
is it weird that i think a lot about burning every online bridge i have
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No.603202
ships
i remember ships
fanart came with ships
fanartists in my mind
tell me what you see
No.603203
>>603201
a subhuman ship for a subhuman nigger
No.603204
>>603203
All ships are for subhumans
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>>603201
>filename
im glad vriska stopped doing that so much
No.603206
>>603204
some more than others
No.603207
>>603205
That shit is hot
I always could imagine her with a Russian or Hindi accent
No.603208
>>603207
do you think vriska shits eight times on the designated street
No.603209
>>603198
nah internet people are pretty unbearable in frequent doses
and when you have to babysit a board full of them yeah itd be kinda weird not to
No.603210
>>603201
mindfang: canon kid diddler
No.603211
there were such lengthy debates about whether feferi/sollux was flushed or pale
unimaginable nowadays
No.603212
>>603208
Vriskers is the spoiled daughter of a Paki immigrant family who turned into a fookin chav on the streets of South London
No.603213
controversial opinion: cletus has a poor understanding of other countries
>>603211
isn't sollux double dicking nepeta and feferi in the dreambubbles
No.603215
>>603214
nah fam it's good
No.603216
>>603213
Nigger I guarantee I know more about any country on Earth than you do
Except maybe Moldova but who cares
>>603214
Forget the filter at your own peril
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>>603216
wait why didn't it go "poopyl"
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>>603217
you sir
are a le fuggin idiot
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>>603219
>>603218
I know people were replying to wes with fake hsg screenshots
But it really would be funny if grant wordfiltered peri to poopy
No.603221
you can't use a filter to ruin me
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>>603217
>>603220
>i was only PRETENDING to be retarded
No.603224
>>603222
Nigger what
I never thought they were real
>>603221
Wes wtf...
No.603225
>>603198
isn't that kind of what p_p did
uneasy lies the head that wears a crown
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>>603225
nick my man
i missed you
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>>603225
not that i know of
i just remember that he didnt want to be identified here
No.603228
>>603227
i guess it is possible dude has non hsg online contacts
how weird
>>603226
bruh i'm still around, i'm just lurker-mode these days. as i emerged from the ether, so i return
No.603229
/utg/ is being super shit right now
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>>603229
isnt that just the default
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>>603231
like a dozen people are liveblogging dsp playing the game
No.603233
>>603232
>watching dsp
shaking my head to be quite honest, family
No.603234
>>603232
tbh fam riffing on dsp sounds a thousand times more preferable than what i'd think normally goes on in blunderfail GAYneral
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>>603213
probably
nobody likes eri anymore, so there's gotta be a polygamous relationship if everybody else is gonna be paired up
No.603241
>>603232
>liveblogging dsp playing the game
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>>603239
Not as good as the original tbh
No.603243
>>603237
did you finally run out of katnep and have to make your own
No.603244
wwatch me swwooce right in
swwooce
No.603245
this guy's talking to me on tinder and i don't know if this is how normal people talk to each other but it's weird to me
No.603246
he "super liked" me, whatever that means
No.603247
there are only two types of men
cut and uncut
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>>603245
someone post that chat of the one guy cybering with zwid
that's how i imagine conversations on things like tinder/grindr work
No.603249
>>603246
there are super likes now?
is there some sort of like inflation
No.603250
how they see me: as a muscular scrooge mcduck impaling both ice climbers with my giant cock
No.603251
>>603245
>>603246
a super like is basically a regular like, but visible. Like, it shows that he likes you and he can only do that once a day
so, he's thirsty af
No.603253
>>603252
why do you have that saved
No.603254
>>603251
he's a sort of attractive black guy
he's like 2 hours away from me though
No.603255
>>603252
It looks like a shriveled yam
Why is it so black. Did he burn it
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>>603254
thirst is colorblind and knows no distance
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No.603259
i actually worry about zwid and his penis
No.603260
>>603253
to post it in future situations like these
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No.603262
we failed shitto, but we can't give up when someone else small and helpless is in need
how do we save zwid's penis
No.603263
>>603257
talking to normies is hard
does this count as being hit on, i was sort of hit on when i went to phoenix con like 2 years ago
No.603264
Normietalk is exhausting but it's hilarious how far they'll go to agree with you when they think you know what you're talking about
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>>603263
you're being hit on, dude
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>>603263
you're being hit on, my dude
No.603269
GAS THE BIKES! RACE TOWARD TOWN!
No.603270
i work hard all day and come home to a dead general why i oughta
one of these days pow straight to the moon
No.603271
>>603270
>>603269
Even these posts can't make up for the one before them
No.603272
>google interviewer "runs out of questions" 15 minutes into 45 minute interview
>ask if it's a good run out of questions thing, or a bad run out of questions thing
>he says it's good
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No.603275
flat earth society is probably a psyop started by the gubbermint to discredit fringe theorists
No.603276
>>603272
I sorta feel bad
Here's a nigger who actually wants to get a job
But he's a permaneet
No.603278
>>603275
look at how it discredited cletus
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>>603277
You saved this from me
Also rip P:M ;_;
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>>603278
Oh fuck I forgot that retard was a flat earther
>shitskin
>fucks his cousin
>thinks the earth is flat
how much worse can he get
No.603284
i posted something epic and it won't go through
if this fucking goes i swear, i will strangle a clown just because of his profession
No.603286
>cletus thinks the world is flat
what???
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No.603289
>>603280
the fuck is this floating hitbox bullshit
No.603292
>>603289
It's hitstun-- both characters freeze for a moment when an attack connects
Strong moves have lots of hitstun (like Samus' charge shot)
Ganon is in hitstun just long enough for another Falcon to up-B into him, which resets the hitstun timer
No.603293
*takes a 8ig 8ite out of a 8urg*
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>>603278
>>603283
>>603286
It was 2 am and I believed it for like 20 minutes because that's how long it took me to research enough to disprove it
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>>603295
We're laughing at you because you had to research to the contrary at all you bumbling hick
No.603297
>>603296
I hope even you can realize why going to wikipedia and reading "The earth is round" t. NASA doesn't count as research
Although tbh NASA is the only government agency I trust
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>>603295
20 minutes
20 minutes
No.603299
I put on a lot of firefighter gear in order to hose down cletus's ass, and a bunch of dead cats wash out of there
No.603300
>>603298
Yeah you're not going to get results that aren't biased either way when you google that shit
Also do any of you live in the Southern Hemisphere by chance? The stars are actually different there yes
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>>603295
how'd you believe it for any minutes?
jesus christ
No.603303
what the fuck do flatearthers think the moon is
No.603306
>>603301
The third goofball? She looks just as glassy-eyed as claire and lola...
>>603302
How can you not do a simple job interview right?
>>603303
Depends-- there's no one unified flat earth theory. Some believe in a "negamoon" to explain away lunar eclipse
>>603304
>>603305
That's how you actually look huh
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>>603305
>>603307
>>603309
i want to violently penetrate your girlhole
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>>603309
>>603305
>>603307
>>603309
i want to violently penetrate your girlhole
No.603315
>>603308
i know she's fucking insane but i would fuck that
No.603316
>>603301
is that their normal child
No.603317
>>603307
I don't though
But you come here for friends
No.603318
>>603315
didn't we confirm that wasn't her either
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>>603303
depends on the flatearther
i think the video cletus posted posited that the earth was flat but ALSO it was folded in on itself, kinda like making a piece of paper's ends meet. see pic related
so, logically, the moon/sun/stars existed in the hole created in the center, and they would go in and out of the hole, explaining night and day
this is what cletus was swayed by until convinced otherwise
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>>603314
>girl
>>603308
See!? See-- completely different faces
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>>603319
No my video was the "traditional" flat earth which is a disc surrounded by an ice wall
No.603324
the traditional flat earth
No.603325
god that isn't me you senile cunt
go burn
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>>603322
not how i remember it
and i'm pretty sure that is the only piece of flatearther media i have ever consumed so
No.603328
in some parts of the world lasagna is technically considered a salad
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>>603323
You're a Communist-- at least I can admit when I fuck up
>>603324
>>603326
Also I sorta realized for day and night to work the sun's light would have to "stop"
No.603334
why is hotweels failing so hard at making this website work
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>>603297
idk dude, they were cool when trying to compete with the soviets, but they got kinda cutthroat after the ussr dissolved and funding got cut
iirc nasa engineers knew about the breach on the wing the space shuttle columbia while it was in orbit, and they even had time to plan a rescue mission but management was too hard headed and denied it was an issue
i think something similar with upper management happened in that other space shuttle disaster
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No.603341
the Joey is flat, not 3D!
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>>603334
i'm reading this "infinity never" thing now
seems like the dev guy really was as dumb as his failures made him seem
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>>603330
>>603329
who's this supposed to be aimed at
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>>603336
Never ride a space shuttle that begins with C
>>603338
Yes-- a whole other level far beneath yours in stupidity
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No.603352
why are people taking vfan or wes seriously
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fuck oooooooooooff skypenigs
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>>603347
i think you can shorten that to just "never ride a space shuttle"
i heard that line of ships were death traps
like the foam piece falling off during launch that ultimately caused the columbia disaster happened on most of those shuttles, they were just lucky enough to not cause damage to the one particular area that columbia was hit at
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>>603356
this but unironically
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>>603352
who is
she's just spamming some skypeniggardry that i can't imagine anyone is actually reading
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>>603359
you fuck off too wes
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>>603360
she's trying to get me upset, which isn't working
No.603367
redpill me on these "skypenigs"
No.603369
>>603366
go home and find your damned marbles
No.603371
>>603367
attention whoring shitheels whose sole purpose is shitting up this board.
they practice next level shitposting where it's so bad that it's barely even recognizable. it almost looks like actual faggoty drama.
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>>603367
first, visualize a lot of noisy fags
then stop. you're done. those are skypenigs.
No.603378
has hsg developed advanced tactical shitposting?
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>>603372
don't reply to my posts
No.603382
will trump deport the skypenigs
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No.603384
>too depressed to do drugs
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>>603384
Good that will only make you more depressed
No.603386
do you think homestuck's ending will be good
No.603387
chili's was a bad idea, laddies
No.603388
>>603386
no
do you think itll have a sequel hook for hiveswap
No.603389
what do you think hussie's next comic will be
No.603390
what if hussie abandons homestuck like he did with bardquest
No.603391
>>603386
no, but i really hope it somehow is
No.603392
>>603387
it always is
but that skillet queso tho............
No.603393
>>603388
yes
joey kills lord english and tells the reader to buy hiveswap to understand who she is
No.603394
>>603386
No
I haven't expected anything from Homestuck since John got "meta powers"
No.603395
>>603389
Homestuck 2: Now focusing on the past lives of the Beforus trolls
No.603396
>>603392
oh i know
i had some mango tilapia because i thought that it would be healthier than whatever i normally get
but now my stomach is loopier than i am
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No.603398
i think hussie was so happy with his life when homestuck was in its prime
he was one of the only webcomic artists in the world who could support a pretty reasonable lifestyle solely on his art
he did what he loved and got payed for it, he had tons of loving and loyal fans, and he even had his first gf
i wonder how miserable he is these days
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>>603396
there's lots of places i'll eat at and then regret it later, but i think chili's is the only place i reliably physically hurt afterward as my body tries and fails to react to what i just put in it
at least you didn't get their tex mex i guess. those fajitas are a fucking death sentence.
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>>603398
judging by that one pic, i'd say not very well. motherfucker looks like he just crawled out of alcatraz
No.603402
experiment is used like eight times in this post and i have laughed at all of them
i am twelve, obviously
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>>603399
i was close, ive never had them before so i considered it
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No.603410
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
even if you don't like tf2, please watch this, 100% Fishcake guaranteed you'll like it
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>>603410
this is probably funny if you're autistic
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>>603410
>D-demoman takes skill!
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>>603410
didn't they nerf the range on swords
No.603414
>>603252
Are zwid's feet backwards?
No.603415
>>603413
No in fact they changed it so that the Half-Zatoichi actually has sword range now
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>>603413
i don't know, i haven't bothered actually reading the updates in months
No.603417
>Getting rid of afterburn immunity on the charge and targe
for what reason
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>>603417
Oh I didn't even notice that was changed.
because it was a crutch for bad demos
they seem to want to get rid of pyro wholesale though so not like it matters
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>>603418
because the targe was overpowered. and now if you charge you remove all fire, jarate, milk, and bleed effects.
an overhealed targe demo, or a targe demo with max heads would take 4 boint plank Stock rocket direct hits before he would go down. He would take 5 if the medic was healing him. Targe was a fucking crutch.
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>>603420
>>603419
I think I should ink it
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>>603422
yea that's what i just said
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>>603414
i think he's just sitting indian style with his heels up
but maybe he has reversible feet, that would be cool
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No.603430
i keep picking at this scab at the side of my mouth that i got from my mouth splitting due to the coldness and so it won't heal
send help
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>>603430
i used to have a similar problem with the spoons at a fro-yo place. the edges of the plastic spoons they used were super wide and thin, so they would literally cut the corners of your mouth if you weren't careful.
No.603432
>Ammon Bundy has been arrested and his brother Ryan was wounded in a shoot-out with FBI officers that left one of their militiamen dead, reports claim.
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
what do you want to bet the feds instigated it
No.603433
>>603430
stop picking at it, retard
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>>603432
wasn't bundy the name of a serial killer
No.603435
>>603432
TAKE BACK CASCADIA WHEN
No.603436
>>603434
Yes, but these bundy's are not related
No.603437
>>603434
Yeah Ted Bundy but these guys are unrelated
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>>603432
haven't they have been forcefully occupying government property under threat of shooting anyone who tries to stop them, while the government has given them like a month to just leave
that seems like instigation to me
No.603439
oh right something was happening in oregon
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>>603438
They were occupying an empty building and said they would shoot if shot at
I guess we'll learn who shot first in due time
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No.603442
the fbi really wanted all those dildos
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>>603432
>>603440
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/pete_santilli_militants_suppor.html#incart_big-photo
>The following account was posted on a Facebook page associated with Santilli:
>"This evening, the FBI made a legal, felony stop on a vehicle carrying Ammon Bundy and several other individuals. After a shoot out with the FBI, four individuals were reportedly taken into custody, including Ammon Bundy. Two individuals are reported to have been taken to the Burns hospital, which is currently on lock down. FBI sources stated that those at the Refuge are currently free to leave unimpeded, implying that there might be action it they do not leave immediately."
this claim by the facebook page makes it look like the militia instigated it, but its probably not exactly a reliable source lol
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No.603445
i wish the fbi would storm my house and have a shoot off with me
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>>603445
>shoot off
You mean an ejaculation contest
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>>603442
i really wouldn't be surprised at all if another hsg/k crossie sent them those
No.603448
>>603445
tell the feds youre down with the clown
they will most definitely see things your way
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>>603440
i dunno man
walking into a building with a bunch of weapons and saying you own it now carries implications
saying "don't worry, we won't use these unless someone else shoots first ;)" doesn't really absolve the main issue
the government gave them an inordinately generous amount of time to just leave. at some point it stops being the government instigating things and starts being the other side pushing things as far as they possibly can and then acting outraged when there's any response
No.603452
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
letting the almighty dice decide my fate
1 - kill myself
2 - don't
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>>603452
best 2 out of 3 is the only fair way to go about it
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>>603454
Oh here's the better version I inked it
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>>603455
shit dude, you draw pretty well. better than i do, at least
do you practice a lot?
No.603458
what does it mean when a mouthpic girl starts calling you daddy
No.603460
>>603458
You're in there bro
No.603461
>>603458
it means theres something severely wrong with her.
No.603462
>>603458
she wants the cummies
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>>603457
No lol I draw furiously for like six hours once every few months
It's a very graphic underwhelming style that's really flat but also expressive and sorta midway between anime and western cartoons
No.603464
she used to cuck me on her libphone
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| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
the mouthpic daddy
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>>603458
be flattered, but ask her to call you literally anything else
it's creepy as shit when a girl calls their boyfriend daddy
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No.603469
Daddy's yummy cummies 💋💦💦💦💦💦💦❤️👌
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>>603466
>>603462
>>603461
>>603460
so what you're telling me is...
that... it's epic...
No.603472
>>603466
this picture is odd
No.603473
>>603466
fuck I love nipple piercings.
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No.603475
>LaVoy Finicum was reportedly shot Tuesday evening during a shootout when law enforcement officers stopped a group of militants on their way to establish a shadow government in nearby Grant County.
Is that really the best story they could come up with
The militia attempting to set up a "shadow government"
give me a fucking break
No.603476
>>603472
yeah the trolls used to attract a lot of shitty "xeno" trends in fanart
that one is vestigial grub legs
No.603477
Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore said that Ammon Bundy called his wife, Lisa Bundy, from the back of a police car on Tuesday night.
Fiore, a vocal supporter of the Bundy family, said that Ammon Bundy told his wife that Finicum was cooperating with police and had put his hands up. Then, Fiore said, Bundy told his wife that he watched police shoot Finicum three times. She said that Ammon Bundy also said Finicum was on the ground when he was shot.
AHAHAHAHA I FUCKING CALLED IT
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No.603479
and to think none of this would have happened if ammon just got help for his mental illness
No.603480
and to think none of this would have happened if 4chan had just let anita fade into obscurity
No.603482
and to think none of this would have happened if hitler had just put down the fucking crayons
No.603483
>illegally occupying government land
But when the government illegally occupies native land they claim "eminent domain"
No.603485
someone get this fuckin cat outta here
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No.603487
>>603477
don't believe what either side says
the militia is going to spin the story in their direction to harness the popular hatred towards cops and make money/get more power from it
and the fbi is going to spin this their way to show that the militia is made of dangerous criminals so they can run in guns blazing, kill everybody, and stop wasting funds on dealing with these idiots
both sides are biased, take it with a grain of salt
No.603488
>streaming videos and music in xbmc on original Xbox
>installing games onto ps2 over network
I am so glad I hooked this damn router up
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>>603414
>>603427
i was mostly just doing the poses they asked me to do
No.603490
>jlist resorting to kancolle characters
bravo
No.603491
>>603489
wash your fucking feet
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>>603489
that's cool
it was just a weird angle
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>>603495
why the hell are you so boring
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No.603502
If only there were some sort of designated area where people could post Peridot...
No.603503
What's that anon? More Peridot? Well, I don't see why not
No.603504
more poopydot! more poopydot!
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No.603507
i want a slightly, just SLIGHTLY, fucktarded gf
No.603508
>>603507
how fucktarded is slightly fucktarded?
No.603509
give me good plane combat games
No.603510
>>603508
like, imagine peri
about half as fucktarded as that
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*fires in spurts*
guess who
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>>603522
THE FIRST MEMBER
OF THE DK CREW
No.603525
recommend me games you fucking cucks
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>>603526
games where you fly planes and shoot people
No.603528
>>603527
diddy kong racing
No.603529
kung fu panda 3 deserves an oscar.
No.603530
chihuahuas make funny faces
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No.603532
>opponent misplays
>allow a rollback
>next turn I misplay
>he refuses rollback
>"really"
>"not my fault u let ur enemy win bro :)"
>manage to make a comeback and barely beat him
>he quits before sideboarding
is there any better feeling
No.603533
>>603532
what are you playing bro
No.603534
>>603533
trying out standard
was playing dark jeskai starring dark-dwellers
which i actually fucking hate because it amounts to playing crackling doom like five times every game
No.603537
dragon's dogma can suck my dick
No.603538
an egg roll made out of papaya
No.603539
>>603538
a papaya made of kanaya
No.603540
>>603539
kanaya meat or kanaya essence
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| Rolled 1 (1d56) |
a nig roll
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| Rolled 22 (1d56) |
>>603544
holy shit
No.603547
>qt dunmer gf never
kill me
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>>603551
i dont know a single thing about sailor moon
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>>603551
i googled all these bitches. mars is the hottest
No.603554
>need to torrent new flash ep
>torrenting suddenly kills my internet connection for some reason
No.603555
>>603554
throttle that shit
No.603556
>>603555
it was just that one torrent
and it was going 1/4th my usual top speed
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>>603558
i thought for a second that her measurements were in inches and just completely off
No.603563
>Infinity Never
I don't have the attention span to read those logs and I haven't really been following the drama besides official updates, but jesus that looks like a nightmare
No.603564
question:
if all food turned to ash in barbarossa's crew's mouths due to the curse of the black pearl, if they like, sucked a dick, would that dick turn to ash?
if they ate out a butt or a pussy, would that butt or pussy turn to ash?
No.603565
>>603564
I think that was a metaphor, but don't let me stop the headcanon train
No.603566
on the other hand, they probably couldn't taste if a butt was gross, which is probably a plus since pirates are famous for buggery and poor hygeine
No.603567
not that they'd be able to feel that they were being rimmed, but, y'know, rimming's less boring than doing nothing
No.603568
>>603537
my loli pawn can suck my dick
No.603569
is the pc verson of dragon's dogma any better or worse than the ps3 version?
No.603570
>>603564
they said all the "pleasurable company" they could buy could not slake their lust, so yeah probably
No.603571
>>603568
I don't know what "loli pawn" means to you, but I'm hearing waifu chess and I'm interested
who would you want on your chessboard HSG?
No.603573
>>603572
*gets undr the wine spill n drinks it*
No.603575
>>603566
>>603567
>>603570
>ending up with an ashy dick and blue balls
truly the worst curse
No.603576
>King tier
Tavros is, inexplicably, my primo husbando. besides he's limited in mobility and I feel like he wouldn't really be able to take care of himself if I put him in harm's way
>Queen tier
The Condesce, she has all the powers and a Queen has (almost) all the modes of movement
>Bishop tier
Rose and Terezi, diagonal movement seems like an appropriate match to their ability to see unexpected means to an end
>Knight tier
... I mean can I really say anything other than Dave and Karkat
>Rook tier
Kanaya and Sollux. both blunt and direct in character and in mode of violence
>Pawn tier
the kids' guardians? Idk if I should have both Dads or if I should have Nanna and... I forget what Jane calls that version of John
No.603577
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
80% sure this is someone's fetish
No.603578
>>603576
Speaking of the queens, what happened to them? Will we ever find out how Jane got the code for WQ's scepter?
No.603579
>>603578
the important thing is who the fuck cares
No.603580
>>603578
I mean. probably not. Hussie's juggling a lot of plot threads right now, but I'm pretty sure that's not one of them
semi-relatedly I'm thinking about classpect chess. the obvious thing would be to play on 12 aspect-themed 12x12 boards, with 12 class-pieces on each board (excluding Muse and Lord who are, presumably, the players), but I think that might be too complicated for anyone to ever want to play it. maybe instead one 12x12 board and you select a set of twelve pieces, with class determining mode of movement and aspect determining some other mechanical thing?
No.603582
is it weird i kind of want jeb bush to win the election
No.603584
the Midnight Crew and their official Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead album are undeniably the best things to come out of Homestuck.
No.603585
>when you move your Mind piece, you have the option of going back and taking a different move (but still have to move the Mind piece) if you don't like your opponent's response move (even if that move changes your Mind piece's aspect- the idea is that the Mind piece "foresaw" the move and took a different course of action)
>the Time piece can "move forward in time-" you write down your move and set a turn timer, both out of the sight of your opponent, and remove the Time piece until the correct number of moves has gone by, at which point it appears at the written down spot
>on any move in which the Light piece can take a piece, you may instead use your turn to dictate that your opponent make a specific, legal move with that piece
>the Space piece can make one "wormhole" at a time- anyone who would end their turn on the square the Space piece was in when they made the wormhole ends their turn on the square the Space piece moved to, starting when (and if) the Space piece makes their next move
>any time the Breath piece could take a piece, you may instead move the Breath piece and the threatened piece in the same way at the same time (e.g., translated the same distance and in the same direction), so that the Breath piece ends their turn in the threatened square
>pieces have "two lives": if they would be taken, but an allied piece is adjacent, they instead "lose a life" and play passes to the next player without the board changing, but the piece that just "lost a life" cannot be moved that turn (and this cannot happen again). the Life piece has one "extra life" of that kind, and an additional "extra life" that can be used without an allied piece adjacent
>any time the Void piece could take a piece, they may instead change the classpect of that piece (maybe either the class or the aspect on a single turn?)
I'm drawing a blank on Doom, Heart, Blood, Rage, and Hope. also some of these ideas are probably dumb and broken
No.603586
>>603584
it's been so long since i listened to any homestuck music
No.603587
according to the bandcampt the last homestuck album released was 'cherubim'
in march 2013
almost three years ago
No.603588
remember fake bandcamp update calls?
No.603589
the undertale ost is basically a homestuck album
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>>603592
>one time at bandcamp
lmao gj anon
No.603594
>>603593
this is John, wearing a short necklace, in that headcanon where he was born without nipples and his Dad gave him hickeys every night to make it look like he had nipples, by the way
No.603596
it's sad to think all those funny posters who made all the crazy whacked out sh*t we laughed at back in the day are probably posting in steven universe threads now
No.603597
>>603596
stop making me hurt this early anon. it's too early for this shit.
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No.603599
>>603596
steven universe and undertale threads
how awful
im glad these weak links are gone
No.603600
>>603596
you can post in more than one thread,
No.603601
>>603599
yeah, so that only the hardened assbags who can barely manage to get normal shitposting done are left. should we really abandon quality for the sake of Sekrit Klub?
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No.603605
joanna newsom remains better than your shitty fave, I just thought I'd remind you in case you forgot
No.603606
this looks so stupid when you can actually read cyrillic
No.603607
>>603554
>watching actual trash
Why
No.603608
>>603607
i dont want to hear any opinions from you of all people
No.603609
No.603610
so i started final fantasy 13 way back when and never finished it, but recently i've had that battle theme stuck in my noggin because i'm a sucker for violins
is the story good enough to go back and finish?
No.603611
>>603600
this post ends with a , because i quickly assassinated him
No.603614
>shelby's making a comic
>it's homestuck style
wwwwwwwwwwwww
No.603615
>>603614
how many dollary-doos per page is she charging
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