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No.603618
another day, another interview
No.603619
>still seeing hispachan banners
Jesus fuck why is there advertising for that pedo board
No.603622
No.603623
>>603619
i say let em advertise
get all the child molesters on 8ch to go over there and have the fbi arrest all of em once they all inevitably download something illegal
good riddance
No.603624
>>603622
we could script it so webms with sound are allowed, but you can't actually hear them no matter how loud you turn the volume
No.603625
>call is 2 minutes late
>palms sweaty
>knees week
>ARMS HEAVY
No.603626
>>603625
>knees week
is that like leg day?
No.603627
>>603625
they're probably just stuck in a meeting
just calm down, you got this
worst case scenario is you walk out the other side of the interview in exactly the position you're already in, it's all good
No.603628
>>603625
are you suuuuure you didn't get the time zones wrong? because i've done that before and it sucks balls
No.603629
No.603630
Man, pooping feels great sometimes.
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No.603634
this is wwho wwe are
this is wwho i am
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No.603638
Dreams logged: 2 (54, 43)
Images saved: 5 (4)
No.603640
hope you got a valentine hsg :3
No.603641
>>603640
fuck you in particular
No.603642
alright, classpect chess movestyles!
>Witches move like queens
>Princes may initially move/attack anywhere on orthogonal lines, ignoring intervening pieces, and after that they are "facing" in the direction they moved and may move/attack any square in that direction but no other direction, unless they use a move to change "facing"
>Bards are like Princes on the diagonals
>Heirs move like rooks
>Thiefs may initially move as a rook, and are then "facing" in that direction- every move thereafter they must move rookwise perpendicularly to their "facing," and that direction becomes their new "facing"
>Seers may move two squares either diagonally or orthogonally, but can only attack the immediately adjacent orthogonal squares
>Sylphs move like bishops
>Knights move like knights
>Rogues are diagonal Thieves
>Mages move like kings, but are not "royal"; the game simply ends when one side has no pieces
>Pages initially hop one or two squares orthogonally, which sets their "facing"; every move thereafter must be a one or two square hop perpendicular to their "facing," and that direction is the new "facing"
>Maids are diagonal Pages
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No.603644
>>603640
dont patronize us anon
No.603645
man I really hope this shit in oregon doesn't turn into another waco
No.603647
>>603645
is it still going on? i thought they had already arrested bundy
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>>603651
Why are you saying all this stuff to me?
What did I ever DO to you????????
I don't under-
*Sniff.*
No.603654
and here are our libs- freshly cucked, of course!
No.603655
>>603647
The FBI have surrounded the place, and apparently someone fired off a couple rounds
man with all the people howling for these folk's blood I'm not too confident that the feds won't just get off scott free if it does become another waco
No.603657
those poor innocent terrorists... fuck you, uncle sam
No.603658
and aspect special effects:
>Life pieces have 2 revives to every other piece's 1, and one of those revives doesn't need an adjacent ally (normal revives require an adjacent ally); a Life piece counts as adjacent to any ally it threatens for revive purposes
>Hope pieces may kill a threatened piece without moving
>Rage pieces may select a threatened ally to move in the same direction for the same distance as them, but cannot in so doing move into the ally's initial square
>Void pieces may change a threatened opponent piece's class or aspect as their move
>Light pieces may dictate that your opponent's next move be a specified legal move for a threatened piece, but may not use this effect on the same piece in your next move
>Mind pieces may, after they move and your opponent makes their move, revert both moves and take a new legal move (but can do so only once per "chronological turn")
>Space pieces may, in taking a move, designate their start square as the opening of a "wormhole" to their end square. After (and if) the Space piece moves again, any piece that would otherwise end its turn on the wormhole opening instead ends its turn on the exit square. A given Space piece may have only one wormhole at a time, and if the Space piece dies or changes aspect the wormhole ceases to exist
>Blood pieces may, any time an ally would move as a result of an aspect effect other than the Blood piece's own, make the same move instead; any time a Blood piece would move as a result of any aspect effect other than the Blood piece's own, that move may be transferred to an ally
>Heart pieces may, instead of killing an opponent piece, add one recruitment counter to it, and when the piece has two recruitment counters it changes sides
>Doom pieces may, any time an ally would die, undergo the death instead; any time a Doom piece would die, it may transfer the death to an ally piece
>Breath pieces may, at any time they would kill an opponent piece, instead move to the opponent piece's square and displace the opponent by the same vector
>Time pieces may travel up to six turns into the future; the move and number of turns is set at the time the move is made, but is a secret to your opponent. The Time piece is removed from the board, but not the game, and is placed on the destination square the first turn you take after the designated number of turns have passed. (If the destination square contains a piece that would revive, the Time piece returns to the start square; if the start square is also so occupied, the Time player is removed from the game)
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No.603660
>>603657
yes, be a good goy
No.603661
>>603659
I'm really offended that you don't want to read about my homebrew fairy chess. how dare you
No.603663
my phlegm smells like peaches
No.603664
eri eri eri in the house
sevven days a wweek baby
No.603665
>>603661
Fuck fairy chess
When will that holo-monster-chess from star wars be real
No.603666
>>603658
heart seems like it could be op, maybe
idk, it doesn't seem like it would be hard to get 2 recruitment counters on some pieces if you use the right class
No.603667
>>603666
that's fair, Satan. I'll be looking out for that, and possibly fiddling with the number, when I get a complete enough prototype to playtest.
>>603665
tbh it's probably possible, the hardest part would be coming up with playbly complete rules- unless some nerd in the EU has already figured it out
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No.603669
>>603667
*stirs boiling cauldron*
good luck fam, it sounds like it could be fun
No.603670
>>603669
bleh stupid mobile
No.603671
No.603672
tfw 0 qt3.14 gf kms tbh
internet speak looks like fucking military speak
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No.603674
there was something very important i was going to post, but now i can't remember
No.603675
>>603674
was it
penois
or perhaps
fine italian puuurrrno
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>>603640
yes i do
it's u guys
No.603682
>>603675
>italian porn
>fine
No.603683
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No.603687
>>603685
you're shit all right
No.603688
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No.603689
>>603686
pearl doesn't have a butthole, she has no digestive system
No.603690
>>603688
you need to eat less fiber
No.603691
>>603689
but where does all the food go when they eat?
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No.603693
>>603692
factually incorrect
No.603694
>>603692
>>603693
Pearl doesn't eat
No.603695
what if amethyst has several buttholes because she likes pooping so much
No.603696
what if amethyst turns into a giant butthole
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No.603698
>>603692
>http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Pearl
>In "Fusion Cuisine", Pearl states that she hates eating. She has stated that the digestive process is what disgusts her the most. [...] Pearl agrees to consume human food, expresses interest in eating, or admits to a preference for certain foods in "Together Breakfast", "Bubble Buddies", "Serious Steven", and "So Many Birthdays".
No.603699
i'm sneezing a lot
i've caught
the AIDS
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No.603703
do you think vivec's dick is split blue and yellow too
or has he developed a cloaca as part of his godhood
No.603704
I know you're supposed to lift with your legs rather than your back but how the fuck do you hold a shovelload of snow high enough to chuck it to the side without using your back muscles to stabilize
>>603703
consider: particolor cloacafuta
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No.603706
>>603704
i have no idea
my back always hurts after shoveling
but like a good hurt, where you feel like you accomplished something
not like a crippling back pain, if you're getting those i dunno
No.603707
>>603704
when people say lift with your legs they're normally talking about actual heavy things and not piles of snow
No.603708
Snow is shit
Enjoy your shoveling
No.603709
>>603707
a) you're a bitch
b) I'm a weakling
c) water is heavy as fuck
No.603710
enjoy your... hoveling...
No.603711
>>603708
jokes on you, i dont go outside
i can just sit back in here and enjoy the scenery all damn day
why dont you enjoy your shoveling
No.603712
I read a series of articles about the programming language F#, which strongly leans functional, and the author managed to impress on me that Cyclic Dependencies Are Bad, but I'm working in Python so I don't know if his solutions would be idiomatic/effective and also I'm having trouble with the location problem.
like I might start with a piece and want to know where it's located, or I might start with a square on the board and want to know what (if any) piece is there... I'm sure there's a way to do that in Python without cyclic dependencies but Idk how, also I'm dumb
No.603713
>>603709
Snow is way less dense than water
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No.603715
what if saltlick got ripped
No.603716
A large portion of his androgyny comes from being a lardo
No.603717
>>603715
that doesn't sound fun or particularly rewarding
>>603716
there's less fat in my face than you might think- I just have a broad, heart-shaped face and no chin. honestly, I am fat, but I seem to have ballooned in HSG's imagination
No.603718
>>603717
dude it's so rewarding
i promise you it's worth it
No.603719
>>603716
a large portion of him in general comes from being a lardo
he also became a lardo due to his large portions
No.603720
getting diabetes was the best thing that ever happened to me
because it was the best incentive to actually take better care of myself and lose weight
still haven't gotten to the point where i ENJOY working out, but it ain't bad
No.603721
honestly the only thing i don't like about working out is having to drive to the gym
watching cute human females on the stairmaster is a nice bonus tho
No.603722
>Sen. Rand Paul’s presidential campaign office in New Hampshire was broken into sometime in the past 24 hours, robbed of computers with databases and campaign files, according to social media posts from one of the candidate’s top advisers.
No.603724
>>603722
Who could be behind this?
No.603725
>>603724
Cruz. I always knew he would be the next Nixon.
No.603726
>>603725
That was a rhetorical question obviously it's the powers that be
His dad got no screentime on the media because he was anti-interventionist (read:anti-Israel cocksucking)
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No.603728
>>603727
HSG's always been a dystopia
No.603729
>>603727
The world has been a dystopia
we're just catching up in the technology aspect, since now weaponized drones are being legalized for police use
No.603730
>>603727
No at least in a dystopia you get to wear cool bodysuits and eat old people
No.603731
>tfw you have a hookup lined up and he's cute and everything but you're really not feeling it
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No.603735
>>603734
what does some weebshit have to do with me
No.603736
>>603735
>>603730
>really not feeling it
No.603737
>>603736
Oops second post should be >>603731
No.603738
maybe it's because i have zero interest in the games but i feel like smash would benefit from having no fire emblem characters
instead we got like fucking five of them
No.603739
>>603731
>tfw you don't know tfw
No.603740
can you imagine if plasm wraith actually got in?
god that would've been fucking awesome
No.603741
>>603737
it's kind of weird that you associate that phrase with one, fictional character? it's not that distinctive
>>603739
Adam4Adam, my friend
No.603742
>>603740
Why only Alph
Why no Louie or Charlie or Brittany Skin
Why no Rock Pikmin
No.603743
>>603742
because smash 4 was unepic tbh
they didn't even have a platformer-mode thing
No.603745
you could probably get me to play a fighting game if it had IASIP characters in it. two Macs, skinny and fat. I'd main Fat Mac
No.603746
>he'll never be in Smash, not even Project M
No.603747
>>603745
There's Little Mac...
No.603748
my friend was looking for someone to ship Mac with, because he didn't really dig any of the canon shipping options, and he eventually settled on Luke Skywalker. honestly I don't get it but it's funny to imagine Mac playing Han
No.603749
>>603730
why the hell would you want to eat old people
No.603750
>>603749
They're much more tender than adults- you don't want to chew that tough meat
No.603752
>>603750
do you even have a personality behind that wannabe edgefag exterior
No.603753
I wish I had a record player
No.603754
No.603755
happy remember the 6 gorillion remembrance day, hsg!
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No.603757
During The Holocaust, approximately six million Jews were killed by Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Other victims of Nazi crimes included Romanis, ethnic Poles and other Slavs, Soviet POWs, communists, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses and the mentally and physically disabled.
This photograph shows fewer than half of the bodies of the several hundred inmates who died of starvation or were shot by the Gestapo in the yard of the Boelcke Barracks, a subcamp of the Mittelbau-Dora Nazi concentration camp located in the south-east of the town of Nordhausen. Numbers at the camp, which was used for sick and dying inmates from January 1945, rose from a few hundred to more than six thousand by the end of the war; up to a hundred inmates died every day.
No.603758
the only person I want to eat is Joey
No.603759
>>603757
>This photograph shows fewer than half
Not sure if you're being a smartass (0 is, in fact, fewer) or if you're an actual Holocaust Denier
No.603760
>>603757
please stop giving me cause to remember that I'm posting alongside literal Holocaust deniers
No.603761
>>603759
rev why are you so retarded
No.603762
>>603760
could be worse, you could be posting alongside a literal sjw, like the rest of us have to
No.603763
>>603760
its a meme you dip...
No.603765
please stop giving me cause to remember that I'm posting alongside literal niggers
No.603766
oy vey its anudda shoah in here
No.603767
please stop giving me niggers to remember that I'm posting alongside literal niggers
No.603768
please stop giving me niggers to remember that I'm niggers alongside literal niggers
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No.603770
niggers niggers niggers me niggers to niggers that I'm niggers niggers literal niggers
No.603772
please stop nigging me niggers to nignigger that I'm nigging alongnig niggeral niggers
No.603773
isnt this such
a niggerful night
whoa-oh
No.603774
>>603771
what in the what the fuck
No.603775
*in saltlick voice* wow look at all these posters trying to look cool
No.603776
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>>603776
Dam... she like
a drowbitch...
No.603779
i'm underneath a thousand dindu spooks
No.603780
*in your fathers voice* stop being gay
No.603781
i miss old simpsons humor
No.603782
I'm falling asleep and this dude has yet to call or email me... if I'm being stood up again I don't know whether to be irritated or relieved
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No.603785
*le saltlick voice* i am gay, but you guys are racist bitch???? wtf?? i hate you people and why do i even come here...... let me tell you more about my experiences with a weiner....
No.603786
>>603782
call him on his libphone
No.603787
>>603777
Nothing's worse than fake tits
No.603788
joey hates niggers!
i love joey!
JOEY!
No.603789
>>603781
>they'll never get to the fireworks factory
No.603790
>>603787
clearly you have never seen butt implants
No.603791
>>603786
nah. I don't do that kind of communicative labor for dudes anymore. if a dude won't make the effort to get in touch with me, why should I make the effort to get in touch with him, you feel
also I hate phone calls
No.603792
>>603788
Joey loves nigger dick!
I love Joey!
No.603793
No.603794
>>603791
if you won't make the effort to get in touch with him, why should he make the effort to get in touch with you, you feel
No.603796
>>603792
>Joey loves nigger dick!
I HATE JOEY
No.603797
No.603798
>>603794
because he's driving here and I am in the place I am supposed to be already? it is literally on him to update me about delays, this is basic etiquette
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No.603800
>>603787
botox lips, fam
botox lips can look laughably bad, and its not something you can hide under clothes
No.603803
>>603800
I...
I though botox was just for your forehead...
No.603804
>>603798
its winter dude
for all you know that motherfucker could have crashed into a phone pole
No.603805
>>603804
yeah, all hopped up on sinful gay thoughts and boner pills
who knows what could have happened
he belongs to the night now
No.603806
>>603804
is that supposed to be my first assumption any time a dude is late and doesn't get in touch with me. that he's dead. listen I am an anxious motherfucker but even I can't take that kind of catastrophizing seriously
No.603807
>>603804
he expected to get something long and hard entering his body, but not like this
No.603808
do you think joey is a good driver
No.603809
>>603787
everything about that is fake
because it's a fucking doll
No.603810
>>603802
if theres one thing this world needs more of
its joeys ass
No.603811
>>603807
>he expected to get something long and hard entering his body, but not like this
Yes Saltlick is the one who does the penetrating sure
No.603812
>>603806
to be fair, that's usually my assumption
makes for a stressful lifestyle, but an exciting one
No.603813
>>603811
look, the joke doesn't work otherwise
besides, saltlick could be a top for all i know
No.603814
>>603806
tbf tho consider that all of your anxieties are just really self-centered
No.603815
>>603811
since you brought it up, I don't usually do anal- not all it's cracked up to be- and when I have it's been about evenly topping and bottoming
the real problem there is the word "long," he has my nudes, that's one thing he is not expecting
No.603816
>>603803
nah, middle-aged women use it to get rid of frown lines, although they usually use a filler for plump lips now that i'm thinking about it
No.603817
>>603813
oh hes a top alright
top of a pile of shit lmao
No.603818
>>603815
So what do you just sword fight or some shit
No.603819
couldn't hear your sound wtf
No.603820
>>603808
Joey speeds and runs red lights just for the thrill!
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No.603822
>>603814
another thing I can't take seriously is the idea that I'm more self-centered than normal, most of my anxieties revolve around the possibility that I've accidentally hurt someone's feelings
No.603823
FUGG HOTLINE MIAMI 2 LEVEL EDITOR A BEST
No.603824
>>603820
Joey does blow off the dash! Joey has a death wish!
No.603825
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No.603826
>>603825
what the fuck is that thing
No.603827
>clinton would appoint obama to the supreme court if elected
No.603828
>>603818
>sex?? but not penetration???
jesus I feel bad for your cousin
No.603829
>>603826
Donatella Versace
No.603830
>>603826
donatella versace, head of the versace clan
No.603831
the other day my dad showed me a meme someone from work texted to him
No.603832
>>603825
oh nooo, that sucks
i feel bad for them
No.603833
>>603832
Don't feel bad
*SHE CHOSE THAT*
No.603834
>>603828
I do all sorts of outercourse things with her since she's fucking paralyzed
But that's not sex (unless you're talking oral but that's penetration)
No.603835
it's happening
the happening is happening!!! and it's happening right now!!!
No.603836
>>603827
I feel like Obama will have a better post-presidency than presidency
No.603837
>>603836
Every president in the last twenty years has. So, three presidents.
No.603838
>>603833
she just wanted to look pretty
it's like when a kid wants to look pretty, so she puts on all of her mom's makeup and does a terrible job at it
except in this case she's a full grown woman who has injected way too many cosmetics into her face
No.603840
>>603839
Designated bathing crane
No.603841
>>603838
Her daughter could only address the media through a literal frankenstein's monster costume and still look better.
No.603842
>>603839
I feel like Taft is underrepresented, historically.
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No.603845
GUYS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOTLINE MIAMI'S LEVEL EDITOR
GOD DAMN
also who is james k polk
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No.603852
and president taft, he got the bill
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No.603855
i should watch beavis and butthead do america again
No.603856
>>603855
I saw that when it came out in theatres
No.603857
>passed the google interview
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>>603855
do that shit up fam
its a good movie
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No.603860
>>603855
it was a good movie
I wasn't allowed to see it when it came out but I did anyway
No.603861
>>603856
did you complain to the theater staff that there wasn't any sound?
No.603862
>>603857
well
that pretty much destroyed any hope i had left of the series getting better once it gets off permahiatus
No.603863
>>603857
are you working for
THE MAN
now
No.603864
>>603863
i have an onsite, then we'll find out.
No.603866
the sun is a mass
of incandescent ass
No.603867
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>603857
fuck good luck stealing my internet data
No.603868
>>603862
this was from a deleted scene from log date
No.603869
consider the following: last exit to springfield is the best episode of the simpsons
No.603870
>>603867
>>603865
does anyone have that edit of punky with jade as punky?
No.603871
>>603852
>there will never again be a clever raunchy cartoon like animaniacs
No.603872
>>603857
Tell Google to stop allowing carriers to bundle shitty bloatware with their Android phones.
No.603873
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No.603874
do you think the future will forgive us for electing trumps
No.603875
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No.603876
>>603871
sexualizing 10 year olds
wowwwwwwwwww
No.603877
>>603873
this except its wearing minion goggles
No.603878
No.603879
>>603876
What about the fact that Yakko and Wakko say
"Hellooooooooo Nurse" like every episode
They're not that much older and it's a grown woman
Also it's technically bestiality
No.603880
>>603879
they're boys, though, it's normal
No.603881
hey everyone i'm back. what's going on now?
No.603882
>>603880
Dot is just a vulgar little boy who likes bows and shit tbh
The entire show relies on crudeness and sex gags
Even Slappy the Squirrel and she's like 50
No.603883
>>603881
sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality
No.603884
>>603883
oh would you look at that, there's a different thing i have to go do now, bye guys
No.603885
>>603871
>>603879
>people complaining the "Hello Nurse" skits were "rape culture"
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No.603887
>>603886
don't reply to my posts
No.603888
>>603886
what fake me said
>>603887
No.603889
>>603886
i'm sure he can find some tumblr post with two notes that says something along those lines
No.603890
>>603882
>Dot is just a vulgar little boy
>boy
t-t-triggered!!!
TRIGGERED
R
I
G
G
E
R
E
D
No.603891
darkness pervades the mind
No.603892
>>603876
She's been 10 for like 70 years.
No.603893
>>603887
>>603888
Ok
>>603889
Who on tumblr would even care about animaniacs
It's a 90's cartoon that isn't sailor moon
No.603895
No.603896
darkness pervades the mind>>603895
No.603897
>>603857
holy shit dude nice
they gonna fly you out for the round 2 interviews?
No.603898
4 N3P3T4, FOR FR33?
1LL T4K3 1T!
No.603899
a runabout
i'll steal it
no one will ever know
No.603902
we've got a nepfestation and we need a goddamn exterminator
No.603903
the new adventure time ep is pretty epic
No.603904
>>603903
They're still making that shit
Is it still "Pretentious feels time with anyone but Finn and Jake"
No.603905
>>603898
have fun with the autistic hairball drawing ships all over your wall
No.603906
>>603904
not really, pretty much all the eps i've watched give finn and jake most of the screentime, with possible exception to stakes
the newer one even has two finns
three if you count his sword
No.603907
The Neppetist Party promises nepposts for the working class!!! Viva la Neperucion!!!
No.603908
>>603906
that sounds fucking retarded
No.603909
i've been takin goofball pills and smoking all day and hanging with my gramgrams
she won't rip the bong though
i asked
No.603910
>>603908
it'd make sense if you autistically devoted as much of your life to cartoons as i do
the other finn was established as a seperate character
No.603911
>>603907
*brutally represses this post*
No.603912
>>603909
force your gramma to take bong rips
No.603913
Btw I wanna practice my art so gimme something to draw
Or some lewd to write. I'm in a creative mood
No.603914
>>603912
golly, thats elder abuse
>tfw xanax and bongrips in your bathrobe
>scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and toast for dinner too
No.603915
>>603913
a salamander being brutally double-fisted by sweet bro and hella jeff
No.603916
No.603917
>>603913
joey/jude, perfect for you, the epic incest man
No.603918
>>603917
Brother sister incest is disgusting-- if I saw my cousin more often I probably wouldn't have been able to be attracted to her
I wish she weren't my cousin it 8urts
No.603919
>>603918
ok, draw a designated peridot street
No.603920
>>603919
I'll still draw it I don't care
>draw a designated peridot street
Maybe I'll add to the epic pile of OC designed to trigger wes but since you can reuse it and get the same effect what's the point
No.603922
>hsg theme song plays
>episode title card is shown, "wes's big vacation"
>wesley walks out of the mumbai airport and sees a lot of indian folks making use of their designated street
>his face lights up in a huge grin, and he happily exclaims: "peri!"
>laughtrack
No.603924
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remember those characters you thought would be bros, but it never ended up happening?
these two, for me
their one chatlog was hilarious and then they never got to speak again
No.603925
>>603924
why is dave drawn so racistly in that pic
No.603926
>>603924
we got it and it was bad
No.603927
>>603926
Davepetasprite was a mistake
No.603928
>>603927
pretty much everything homestuck related at all for the past 3 years has been a mistake
No.603929
where did it all go wrong
when did it all get so smug
No.603930
about 1/3rd of the way through act 6 is where hamsteak really started choking up its lungs
No.603931
No.603932
>>603913
snowman kidnapping john and pegging him on stage
No.603933
No.603934
Roxykitten's sick fantasies.
No.603935
>>603934
you mean like choking on cinnamon?
No.603936
No.603937
[in heavily reverbed speech TV shows use when someone is possessed by demons]
its happening
do you feel it
*gets rev'd up*
No.603938
>>603935
hey no fuck that shit
keep the john abuse and the roxkit separate
No.603939
>>603938
hey man im just goin by the good word of the rev here
No.603940
>>603939
and i'm just trying to uphold hsg tradition
No.603941
gonna have a toasty strude for a evening snack!
No.603943
No.603944
>>603943
worse
otherkin
possibly the second worst tumblrism of them all
No.603945
>>603944
actually, know what, i'm going to restructure the whole tumblrisms thing here for a second.
instead of a direct ranking, it's going to be in tiers, with this thing on the top one among other things
No.603946
>>603893
Well, Serena is overweight so that's just you being ablist
No.603947
>>603946
>obesity is a disability
Maybe of willpower
No.603948
>>603947
something can be both a disability and your fault, like if you cut your legs off
No.603949
>>603948
But how is obesity a disability
No.603950
>>603947
>only of willpower
No.603951
>>603923
who is this lovely lady
No.603952
>>603950
what the FUCK is this thing
No.603953
when is europe gonna get their balls back
No.603954
No.603955
>>603953
welcome to a brave nu world
No.603956
>>603954
it looks like a fucking gorilla
No.603957
FACTS: Driveclub failed because you could customize your driver, but you couldn't play as a cute anime girl.
No.603958
>>603956
it's photoshopped my lad
No.603960
>>603959
where did you get this picture of me
No.603961
nig me!!! nig me up!!!
*starts sizzling*
No.603962
and rev me, while you're at it!!!
*dubstep bass drop*
No.603963
No.603965
i dont like moles
they look like a pack of them could kill someone if they wanted to
No.603966
>>603965
i hate it when they have that flesh star at the tip of their nose
No.603967
No.603968
File: 1453947087781.png (Spoiler Image, 2.42 MB, 1582x922, 791:461, ClipboardImage.png)
>>603966
yeah
those fuckers look like cthulu space aliens
pic related, but spoiled because it is a bad thing that shouldn't exist
No.603970
>>603968
i guess it's for feeling their way underground
like fleshy whiskers
No.603971
No.603973
>>603972
is this your fetish
No.603974
No.603975
No.603976
>>603972
check out those melons
No.603977
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No.603978
that toasty strude was way the fuck better than it had any right to be
how is that shit only 180 calories wtf
No.603979
>>603972
I mean
Watermelon up the butt? Over the top but I've seen similar things before
But melons inside melons? What the hecky...
No.603980
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>>603972
>unhindes a sponge post, out of curiosity
>...
>hides it again
>mfw
No.603981
>>603979
that's not her butt you dumb nigger
No.603982
>>603981
There should be. We need more melons.
No.603983
>>603981
Oh shit I didn't even examine it.
That pussi is rekt..
No.603984
dont take a half measure when ya should take a full measure walta
i know we's at odds walta and it's been established my character thinks ya nuts but i am gonna give you dis advice that encourages ya to do even crazier tings walta
now i'm just gonna trust you's gonna give me my gun and let me walk away wit all the money and leave ya hangin up to dry walta
even dough i just told ya to basically kill anyone who crosses ya walta
walta
no half measures walta
No.603985
>>603983
I'm drawing a blank on the artist's name but they do a lot of similarly themed doujin (large insertion, you know, limbs, houses, etc)
Really creepy stuff
No.603986
>>603984
he doesn't talk like that
No.603987
>>603986
he kinda does
although i played it up for extremely epic humor points
No.603988
>>603985
>houses
how the fuck does that work
i mean shit even those melons are a stretch
No.603990
>>603987
I hold up my hand to give you a high five, but move it quickly out of the way and you just push the air and look silly
No.603991
No.603992
>tfw been trying out different squatting variations for weeks
>all of them are uncomfortable in some way or hurt after a while
>waiting on some tea to steep, casually squat without thinking about it
>hey that feels pretty good
>it still feels fine ten minutes later
>tfw finally found my favorite squatting position
No.603993
*liveblogs about squatting*
No.603994
No.603995
>>603993
shut the fuck up cletus, this is a big day in the life of a young slav okay
No.603996
No.603997
>>603996
loopy, i feel it is your duty to out-freaky this guy
you know what to do.
No.603998
>tfw you can't squat without lifting your heels
fug
No.603999
No.604000
>>603998
why? do your heels not bend forward or something?
No.604002
>>603997
s-should i draw something?
No.604003
>>604001
слышно
what does that mean? i'm not that far into the language yet
No.604004
No.604005
>>604002
couldnt hurt
hone your skills young padawan
No.604006
>>604000
no, it's like, the guy in >>603992's heels are flat on the ground. if i try that, i topple over, and i can only stay up if i squat on the balls of my feet.
No.604007
>>604004
okay, lemme think
sponge and wes' pictures probably won't be done until next week anyways
No.604008
No.604009
>>604006
you have to lean forward into your knees. like, keep your thighs and calves lined up and lean forward on your heels like pic related. it just takes some practice and getting-used-to
No.604010
I still need to get a Gorka so I can make a stalker costume
No.604011
>>603988
>stretch
There is a reason it's classified as "extreme insertion"
No.604012
>squat talk
I don't have my slavicthunder.jpg of the guy squatting on his desk with a keyboard angrily typing
No.604013
whens el jasperino comin back
No.604014
>>604012
gotcha covered dummy
No.604015
No.604016
>>604014
>trollface poster
No.604018
I hope nobody from middle school remebers how dumb and autistic I was
No.604019
squatting should be called slavving
No.604020
>>604018
it has to suck being a middle school teacher
kids are just old enough to start being either really spergy or really cruel
No.604021
>tfw you randomly do a little doodle and then instantly fall in love with her
Fuck how austisic is that
No.604022
>>604021
sounds about on your level, yea
No.604023
>>604021
it is weird to me how you're so enchanted by a people and culture that are real and still exist
these are just normal people who live regular lives in the contemporary world, it's probably not healthy to view their culture as mystical agrabah level shit
No.604024
No.604026
>>604023
Hindu mythology is not modern day Indian life...
>>604024
4 and V are better
No.604027
>>604026
it's not just hindu mythology, you are obsessed with indian people in general
it is strange
No.604028
>>604026
I've only played 3 and 5
I prefer 3
but then again I've also only played vanilla civ 5
No.604029
>>604028
Vanilla civ v is mediocre af
>>604027
I find dark skin with "white" features attractive
Also the Indian people I've met are really really nice and their food is god tier especially on a budget
No.604031
No.604032
No.604034
>413 replies
lol... like le homestucks....
No.604035
>this link is dead on google
>i will never know what its secrets are
die
die die die die
No.604036
No.604037
>>604036
her legs sure are
No.604039
No.604040
>>604039
if wesley has taught us anything at all its that autism is not negotiable no matter how annoying everyone else thinks it is
No.604041
lets get westarded in here
No.604042
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>>604007
>>604005
>>604004
>>603997
kinda rushed it because i gotta get going to bed
momcat being force-fed aquafresh mix and pooping aquafresh toothpaste is the weirdest thing i could think to draw at the moment hahaha
sorry if this grossed you out, it did to me too lol
good night hsg
No.604043
kankri and karkat are objectively the most attractive characters.
No.604044
>>604042
this is my fetish
No.604045
>>604042
you fuckin win you weirdo
i'm questioning how much i like you now loopy
No.604046
>>604043
nah they not thicc
low test for sure
No.604047
>>604042
i dont understand anything anymore
No.604048
>>604046
kankri has a great ass, just like the other seers
No.604049
>>604045
oh who am i kidding i could never not like loopy
No.604050
>>604048
i got seer on one of those dumb classpect tests, do i have a great ass?
No.604051
No.604052
>>604050
my class could beat up your class
No.604053
>>604051
i got bard on another one, what does that mean?
No.604054
>>604044
haha, well that makes one of us
>>604045
yeah me too
a part of me died drawing this
but at least i won the weird picture challenge B)))
>>604047
i'm sry
No.604055
>>604054
naw dont sweat it
i never got much to begin with
but goddamn it why did you have to ruin toothpaste
youve smeared the already dubious name of the necessary evil which we call the dental industry
No.604056
No.604057
>>604052
you want to fight me fagghole?
No.604058
>>604055
man idk, toothpaste and dentists never did anything to me other than clean my teeth
but think about it: "toothpaste" is 1 letter away from "tootpaste"
coincidence???
No.604059
>>604057
>seers doing anything good ever
nice one you cuckbetaedgebuzzwordlord
No.604060
>>604059
oh yeah and what's your super-useful class bud
No.604061
>>604058
alright loop de loop you got this round
now just gimme a minute while i rethink going anywhere near a toothbrush ever again
shit
No.604062
what do you do with the knowledge that the stuff youve been rubbing on the inside of your mouth for years may have come out of a cats ass
No.604063
No.604065
>>604060
If I recall correctly I was a rogue of hope.
p useful
No.604066
>>604063
yea i guess thats one thing
hey thanks anon
you just helped me out of some really trying times there
No.604067
help i'm online and none of my friends are
No.604069
No.604070
>>604068
Wait
That's flandre
that's fucking flandre
No.604071
>>604068
this but with sponge
No.604072
>>604067
see this is why you gotta make sure to hack all your friends ip addresses over the skype while youre talkin to em
that way you can just send em a le pizzerino and ask the delivery guy to tell em 'hey get on the interwebs -- t. zwid' when he stops by their doorstep
like some kind of a greasy intercom type deal
No.604073
and instead of a pony it's a mouthpic
No.604074
>gonna buy the epic floral print shirts from amazon with my epic giftcard
feels epic
No.604075
i'm having an ellen page attack
No.604076
will anybody ever compile all the spongelord lore
No.604077
start the spongelord wiki
No.604078
>>604076
ii've got your 2pongelord lore riight here
*grab2 diick2*
No.604079
alright so this is a weird and pretty specific request but i have a feeling one of you weirdos will pull through for me.
i'm looking for an image of the feels guy lifting a blanket off him with a swastika tattooed on his chest. there might be a window with blinds in the background, i don't remember.
i know it exists because i saw it a few months ago, but i can't seem to find it anywhere.
if anyone has it or knows where it is please post it. i can find a way to pay you in images.
No.604080
No.604082
>>604079
I don't have this image but I would not mind seeing it
No.604083
does edging allow more cum to flow out because WOW i am fucking exhausted
No.604085
No.604086
>>604085
buh
5 more minutes
No.604087
anyone who watches those "lipsynch battle" videos deserves to be nailed to a fucking cross
No.604088
man this classpect chess thing would be pretty cool if I remembered how programming works
>>603857
dang dude that's impressive as fuck
No.604089
i want jori en to be my girlfriend!
:D
No.604090
No.604091
>get into toilet
>farts and shits loudly
>person gets into the stall next to me
>he's as quiet as a mouse
what is this
No.604092
>>604091
Dude that was little mouse
No.604093
>>604091
probably he's poopshy and wasn't pooping at all, but there does seem to be some variation in how explosively individuals shit. might have something to do with diet too
No.604095
*farts and cums at the same time*
No.604096
>>604094
i dunno but papyrus does
No.604097
i didn't come here or /utg/ yesterday
not for any real reason I just didn't end up doing it
it was an awful day, i don't recommend it
No.604098
> Haven't been on Undertale-and-SU general, former Homestuck General, for months.
> Walks into thread
> Squat talks
No.604099
>>604094
how do blunderfails continue to live
these are the mysteries
No.604100
>>604094
sans is a monster, not an actual skeletal skel
No.604101
No.604103
that burg gave me diarrhoea :-(
No.604104
>>604098
Do you squat rudy
No.604105
I feel mean-spirited about this, but I really wish creators would stick to reblogging/whatever fanart that doesn't suck
No.604106
>>604105
oh man dude you said suck
that's pretty intense for you
No.604107
>>604106
what the fuck are you on
No.604108
>>604107
Hoooooly shit he said fuck
No.604109
>>604108
the HSG mythology surrounding me continues to get weirder
No.604111
>>604104
Squatting is for places where you can't sat your as on chair/stool/sofa/bench in the park/fence but have been too long walking or staying. Of course I did it.
No.604112
>>604107
MOOOOOOM SALTLICK SAID FUCK I'M TELLING
No.604113
No.604114
help me
the farting won't stop
No.604115
>>604113
That's also acceptable. It's the matter of taste just like somebody prefers green tea over red tea.
No.604116
do russian jojos have squats instead of stands?
No.604117
No.604118
I'm trying to think of a normal swear word that I don't use in HSG on a regular basis
I guess I don't say cunt very often? that one's on the border between swear and slur in America, though
No.604119
>>604118
who fucking cares what our coddled nation thinks is a slur
anyone can be a cunt
No.604120
>>604116
What's jojo? I hope you mean something non-anime.
No.604121
>>604119
I'm just saying, the taboo on cunt is a lot stronger, in America specifically, than on other swear words. it's a border case
also "who cares" about words? I do, dude. I only have so many schticks, being obsessed with minor linguistic trivia is one of the more prominent ones
No.604122
>>604121
being a cunt is your most prominent one
No.604123
>>604122
I don't think you can call my personality a "schtick," it's a little comprehensive for that
No.604124
>>604121
I've never seen anyone care about the word cunt outside of tumblr.
Like sure nigger is a real taboo word but I've never seen people care about cunt. Faggot, maybe.
No.604127
No.604346
Even snoop fucking agrees that west coast is best coast