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>>604129
Which one should I 100%
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Dreams logged: 4 (33, 8, 53, 66)
Images saved: 2 (1)
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>>604132
What's with the comma notation now
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>>604139
what's the context of this
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>>604138
man..... i really wanna see that thing do a hella sweet gravity fucker....
yea i want B
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No.604144
President Scharfenstein, are you ready to deliver the speech?
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>>604140
>>604143
>thicc
>black
>ohio
No.604146
youll live to regret this, bauer
No.604148
i dont think my skype is working :/
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>>604148
that is: a good thing
No.604150
>>604149
do not meme at me
i require this program
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>going to skype
>posting in hsg
>ever a good idea
No.604156
You're just a Peridot! A meme! Somebody's shitty waifu!
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>>604156
You're wrong! She's more than just a Peridot!
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>>604163
she's a poopydot!
No.604166
my dog must have rubbed herself against an animal carcass because she stinks
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>>604166
did she find a peridot?
No.604168
but i think i'm stronger than you
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No.604171
i wish i was capable to peel an apple without doing a fucking mess
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No.604179
is Rudy still here? He's Russian, right?
Руди здесы? Он Русски, да?
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>>604181
Still masturbating in front of people?
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>>604183
i was wondering
do you have a vore fetish or do you just jack it to mouths
No.604185
the weather is pretty nice today
winter is the best season
No.604186
>>604185
Could you draw Frisk and Chara hanging out.
No.604187
>>604185
>winter is the best season
and loopy continues to be my favorite namefag
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>>604185
Could you not draw this >>604186
No.604189
>>604188
i share the anon's sentiment
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>>604186
get it
it's a joke
hang as in hanged
my tablet decided to fuck of to another dimension and the drivers are not working
No.604191
>>604184
it's an epic vore fetish, yeah
No.604192
>>604186
sure thing!
but i already got requests from sponge and wes ahead of yours, and i'm gonna be away from my tablet this weekend, so it might not get finished until later next week, just an fyi
>>604187
aw thanks man
>>604188
i'll spoiler it when i post it so you don't have to look at it
No.604193
>>604192
you're making me mad, kid
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>>604193
forgive me, sempai
it's in my dna
No.604196
>>604195
You know what's in your dna kiddo?
I don't know, I failed my biology class
get rekt
No.604197
>>604195
how is everything you write so horrible
No.604198
>>604196
wow rude
>>604197
that's also because of something in my dna
No.604199
why is this place so dead
No.604200
>>604199
why would it be alive
No.604201
>>604192
alright, thanks
I'd like Frisk's eyes to be red too, if that'd be ok
No.604202
File: 1454019685251.jpg (360.91 KB, 729x1350, 27:50, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)
tfw artists don't draw your waifu correctly
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>>604191
aw man, i thought you were weird like me and just liked teeth
(not gonna lie, if I'm making out with you, I will lick your teeth)
No.604204
>>604203
have fun
i haven't brushed my teeth in forever
No.604205
tfw artists draw your waifu correctly
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>>604204
ur not a pretty grill
i don't do mouth stuff with or date dudes
that's just passionless, desperate hookup sex that i don't like to talk about that much
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No.604208
who are these tumut and loopy posters. Why are they here? where did they come from?
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>>604208
i've been here since cascade you ninny
No.604210
>>604209
when did you come back???
No.604211
>>604210
maybe 3ish weeks ago
i was here all through act 6 and homosuck, but stopped for awhile during this latest hiatus
No.604212
>>604211
you were here like, a few months ago
No.604213
>>604212
yeah, but only recently have i started living in the general again
for a bit i would just come check up every once and a while
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>>604214
I could make a horrible joke but I wont.
No.604216
>>604208
i was an anon for a long time, but i started doing art requests so i got a name like the cooooool kids B)
No.604217
me want other people post
where body
No.604218
give me a snib
give me a snib
snib me off a piece of that
libcuck barg
No.604219
>>604217
>>604216
at least you aren't phantos
No.604223
a bear; a bear, made of poop
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>>604222
>>604223
haha you're so funny anon not
No.604226
>watching porn like i do
>musclegirl strapon porn
>girl's strapon is black
>keeps talking about her big black cock
>girl is white
>guy is white too
i mean
why
neither of them came, either, it's dumb.
No.604227
>>604226
shit tastes tbh fam
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>>604225
so original scatman
No.604229
>>604226
stop, roxkit guy.
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>>604229
i'm insulted that you'd compare me to such trash
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>>604215
please make the epic joke
No.604236
I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes, just for one day
We can be us, just for one day
fuck i love david bowie so much
cya nerds, gotta go get drunk and high and finish ash vs evil dead
No.604237
*steals your 8ulge*
Ha, what NOW, dwee8?
No.604238
>>604235
You want a gf dumber than the one who didnt look both ways when crossing the train tracks?
Im sorry... :(
No.604239
gettin hit by a train would probably fuggin hurt, a'fore ya died i mean
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No.604241
my friends just showed me the Watch for Rolling Rocks .5 A-press video...
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>>604241
It was a good video, I don't understand why people made it into a meme.
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>>604242
the whole thing is absurd
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>>604242
the autism level is just off the charts.
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>>604242
the fucker talks about scuttlebug alignments, gaining speed for 12 fucking hours, parallel universes in a mario game, all just for not pressing a button
how is that not gonna get memed out
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>>604245
>>604244
>>604243
Have you seen his previous videos? "First, we need to talk about alternate universes" is kind of humorous but most of his other videos have similar levels of autism.
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Also there's everything having to do with "The mystery goomba"
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>>604246
>Have you seen his previous videos?
no and i doubt anyone else have
his other videos are pretty nice though
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am i a bad person for looking on /v/ for help with the witness
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>>604251
>>604248 is nice, and the coin limit thing was sort of interesting, but REALLY autistic
No.604256
last exit to springfield is too good of an episode
No.604257
haha, remember bad 2000's music?
like that song that was like really popular and went something like "gimme your heart: make it real or just forgetta 'bout it"
that song was something
No.604258
>>604257
smooth, by santana?
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>>604260
i haven't heard this song in several years outside of mouth sounds
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>>604260
I guess you just don't "get" the song. . .
No.604265
>didn't santana have a wine?
>search
>get to page about stuff santana's put his name on
>including wine and music stuff, a line of women's shoes
>see this ad
imagine being so taken with santana that you bought his women's shoes
No.604266
STOP BEING DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>604267
isn't this the same joker who framed one of anita's tweet or something
No.604270
>>604267
Of course cuckthony burch hates the game that has dirty cishets in it.
and god there's THREE male protagonists, they're raping poor Paula just by existing!
No.604272
i think i just really enjoy listening autistic people talk in depth about shit no one should care about but they do
their naive brilliance and passion is infectious
maybe that's why i like speedrunning and ulililia
No.604273
>>604267
>arguing that undertale is better than earthbound ever
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>>604269
this is all undercuck fans
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>>604269
yes.
he is literally the cause of the cuck meme. he is cuck ground zero. he is the patient 0 of the cuck outbreak.
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>>604274
im hurt..........................
No.604277
how do we get rid of cuckthony burch
No.604278
i sometimes wonder why stupid people exist
like, who was the originator for all of this stupidity
No.604279
>>604277
there's already some black bull fucking his ex-wife while playing his ex-wii
hasnt he been through enough
No.604280
YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH
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>>604281
is the pokemon girl still in that
No.604283
how long until the whole earth is cuckified
No.604284
>>604280
YES THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER
No.604285
can i just skip the having a gf thing and go straight to the bbc
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>>604281
wait is that thing still going
No.604291
This shit against Trump has become so hilarious.
Its like babies using all the words they hear their friends say.
REEEE
he racist
REEEE
He Hitler
REEEEEE
REEE
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No.604294
what is the 'gates of hades' meme
i don't know if it's even an actual meme, it's just a thing i keep seeing.
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>>604291
trump: can he be stumped? the answer may surprise you
No.604296
>Donald Trump said Thursday in an interview with CNN that Fox News "apologized" to him for a mocking statement the television network issued two days before the GOP debate.
the unstumpable man...
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>>604293
What do you think she's thinccing
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>>604290
1,989 pages.
when's the last time you had that much self-discipline?
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>>604298
she kinda looks scared
maybe she heard someone say the word "diet"
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>>604299
i wish hussie had that much self-discipline
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>>604299
When did it last update
I remember reading one that took place inside the body and all the characters were blood cells or hormones or a neuron it was clever and cute
I really liked be the seadweller lowblood too
No.604306
oh yes, joey me right in my joey hole!!!
No.604308
>>604307
is that baby cooper
rip cooper
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>>604307
*goes up n paws @ the cudtains*
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>>604308
isn't cooper a completely different colour
No.604311
>>604310
you're right he doesn't have any white on him
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>>604308
i think that's the cat he co-owned with betelgeuse
before she got chased off by you-know-who i mean
No.604314
>thai food
>coconut sticky rice for dessert
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>>604316
A daaaaark nigger
No.604318
My skin looks like the shit in my cousin's shitbag
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>>604317
Are you Argentinian by any chance?
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>>604321
Shit taste detected
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>>604320
That Dofus movie looks really nice but idk if the show's any good
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>>604313
me in the 4th panel
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>>604323
okay so, Dofus was the first game right? then there was a second one called Wakfu and a show based on that one. what's the Dofus movie?
No.604327
I am Italian, with the skin of a dirty mulatto
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>604326
Based on the plot of the first game
Wakfu is based on the plot of the second
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No.604331
I enjoy prancing around in my gay suspenders, looking for a big leather daddy to make me his twink
No.604332
I forgot they had a song about cletus
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>>604333
stop, roxkit guy.
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>>604331
no, you insensitive fuddyduddy, that's me!!!
No.604337
i, egbert, suck boner while farting.
No.604339
I sexually identify as a designated shitting street
No.604340
WE ARE CIA ARE YOU BANE? A LOT OF LOYALTY HORSES FOR ME YOU GET DISGUST WILL AND JOHN LESBIANS BUTTS HELP CUMMIES BOOBS BUT WALNUTS MOIST PEANUTS HE HAS HUSTLE NO PLANE FACE FUCKASSES GOG DICKS JEGUS I EGBERT SUCK BONER WHILE FARTING STRIDER IN POOP JURASSIC PARK SIX IN 50+ COMBO WOW SHREK IS DRECK DIE PRAISE AND CROWBAR LATULA KANAYA THIGHS CHAQUITA CROOOOOOOOOOW STRIBERT HARLONDE DAHN VS CAMBOT GIANT FAT UGLY JANE TRASH SMELLY BOOB SHINING BONERS VOMIT MILK DISGUSTING COW THE BEST DENEB CUNCUN CUNNY BUNNY
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>>604337
hey, that's not something i'd say!
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>>604341
Ugh JonTron is so sterile and well greased now
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>604345
>never wears the hat
>all the jokes are usually visual/prop/production set gags now
>no Jacques
>painfully slow release schedule
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>>604348
>nitpicking this hard
No.604350
did you know that Charlie Sheen was actually on Friends a couple times?
he and Phoebe have weird chickenpox sex
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>>604348
to be fair I understand the lack of Jacques
birds are finicky and bird bites can HURT
No.604352
>>604349
to be fair, he is right about the joke part
when he gets down to reviewing the game, he actually reviews it, which is a little boring
No.604353
>>604350
wonder if that's where the aids came from
No.604354
>>604350
that was a single episode
did he show up in another one that I don't know of
No.604356
hello and wwelcome to the eri games
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>>604354
maybe. i just watched the episode and assumed he'd show up again at some point.
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>>604357
no I'm pretty sure that was it
I think Phoebe has the most one-episode flings out of every character
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No.604360
eri nevver stood a chance
No.604361
betwween you an me
im rootin for eri
No.604362
>>604361
>eri
>not eri
>ever
fuck you too bud
sincerely, everyone
No.604363
>>604360
wwhy are eri eri eri eri eri an eri such cowwards
No.604364
wwoww eri cant believve you wwould do that to a guy
No.604365
a moment of silence for our fallen eris
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No.604367
wwhoa noww is eri marriage legal noww
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>>604367
>eri forces eri to kill eri or eri. He decides to kill eri.
eri howw could you
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>>604367
wwhats wwith all of the ericide
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>>604367
>eri forcing not one, not two, but three eris to choose which eri to kill
goddamn eri, that's fucked up even for you
No.604372
>>604371
oh wait nevermind it is two
still though
No.604373
eri wwhy
i wwas rootin for you
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No.604375
eri
p... puh
puh...eri?
puh-eri. puh-eri!
peri
No.604376
can we please, please make eri into hsg's version of jerma's byeahs?
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>>604378
oh my god eri a bomb
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>>604378
>>604367
is there a bit of an erisexual love story developing here?
No.604382
>>604381
>eri, eri, and eri ambush and successfully kill eri, eri, and eri
That's deep
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>>604378
>>604381
is it just me or are these starting to sound really similar?
No.604385
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
No.604386
jesus fucking christ, they were all wiped out
this wasn't suppose to happen at all
No.604387
>>604386
alright, fuck what i was going to post, this is way more interesting
No.604390
>>604389
more like what the heckie chandler
No.604391
those poor souls
despite all of the danger, they still love
send help
No.604392
>>604391
you can do it eri i believve in you
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>>604391
JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!
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>>604391
>Joey searches for survivors
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No.604398
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODESS
No.604399
please joey
at least have one eri survive
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>>604397
what the fuck is happening
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>>604398
shut the fuck up cletus
No.604402
>use my 2 guaranteed ssr tickets from the WT
>get dupes
wake me up
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No.604405
you couldn't leave the eri couple alone
you're not even human anymore joey
No.604406
>>604405
meanwhile the last eri standing has gone fucking insane and is running around the forest wearing only his scarf and picking flowers
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oh dear god
place your bets
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No.604412
hey hey hey
smoke and drink life's many regrets away~
fuck im lonely
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>>604413
hey look, chucklefuck here got the magic number
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>>604414
FUCK YOU MAN HES GOT THIS
No.604418
the big man hass the rock
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>>604414
*casts majyk spel @ joeyjoer*
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>>604414
>joey's face has become lime green
SHE IS THE VENGEFUL SPIRIT OF A THOUSAND PURGED LIMEBLOODS, HERE TO PAY THE UNHOLY RETRIBUTION OF A MURDERED RACE
No.604421
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>604420
still on the limeblood thing huh
No.604423
>>604422
wasn't hiveswap supposed to have something on limebloods
guess we'll never find out then
No.604424
>>604423
look on the bright side
at least we'll have a game about sweet twitter memes
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>>604424
i don't think you get what i was hinting at
hiveswap won't exist
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>>604424
we'll never have a game
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>>604426
>>604428
come on man it looks like a flash game
it'll be disappointing as hell but in all honesty it seems like something that shouldn't take more than half a year to finish
No.604430
>nobody cares about my sweet joey crossover
fuck you guys
No.604431
>>604429
you're overestimating hussie
No.604433
>>604431
yeah but he's paying a team full of doofuses to help him this time
or are they still doing "research"
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>>604433
lol you missed the news huh
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>>604435
the one where that entire team got fired and now hiveswaps development is done by a few people who work from home online
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No.604438
from a high-tier prostitute to a cheap whore
poor Joey!
No.604439
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hussie
HUSSIE!
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
No.604440
who would have thought an indie game made by a bunch of recluse nerds could be done remotely
who would have even imagined it as possible without the office building in the middle of manhattan
No.604441
I want to coerce Joey into sucking my dick for $10!
I want Joey to live with and be my fucktoy in exchange for rent!
I want Joey to model her lifestyle after chaz!
I love Joey!
No.604442
>>604441
can i be joey for you
No.604443
>>604442
You're not Joey!!
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>>604440
I guarantee most of the time they had the offices in NYC they didn't work so much as flaunt and preen and do all the stupid mistakes people who suddenly find themselves with money make
I imagine the office was more like a nerd social club
No.604446
>>604444
>I imagine the office was more like a nerd social club
that's pretty much the impression i got from what few blogposts they made
No.604447
>>604446
its like that short story about the holden caulfield-esque edgelord who goes to NYC and lives large for a few days and then kills himself when he realizes he still has no idea what he's doing
No.604448
>>604447
Hussie seems like a guy that came from an affluent family, but doesn't really know how to manage money or anything significant. Unfortunately, he has to learn through failures and those failures can be costly.
No.604449
>>604444
we know people there were literally being paid to play video games and watch cartoons, which they called "research"
hussie was paying people who couldn't code to make a video game by sitting in an office building he was paying through the nose for and rattle off a few troll twitter jokes between bouts of earthbound and steven universe
doesn't bode well
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>>604445
so much dick, so little tit
No.604452
>>604451
Gotta pay to get the rest anon ;^)
And by that I mean wait for someone to leak it.
No.604453
Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night
For it was all ripe for dreaming
Oh, how we danced away all of the lights
We've always been out of our minds
No.604454
>$2.5m donation drive for a bunch of idiots in meme hats and to fund some hipsters' paid vacation
JUST
No.604455
>>604448
at least he seemed to realize that failing in himself and tried to remove his management from the equation by just paying some other people to make his game for him
sucks they took advantage of him, but unfortunately he reacted to that betrayal by deciding "ok can't trust outside developers, i'll just make it myself". i think he had one of those disney movie I CAN DO THIS, I BELIEVE IN MYSELF moments, but actually no he couldnt do it and believing in himself was retarded. game development is complicated and managing people is even more complicated, and asking your internet friends to give you art/code for your webcomic flash games doesn't count as experience for either.
he honestly should have brought the project to another studio. yeah it leaves him vulnerable again but the TOG thing was probably an aberration. i'm guessing most established studios don't want to risk destroying their reputation as a reliable outsource team like TOG probably did.
No.604456
the game development wouldn't affect the comic, they said
No.604457
>>604456
over by 2012 they said
No.604458
aaaaaa i should be asleep
i have such a busy day tomorrow
No.604459
>>604455
Yeah but that's the thing, if he had had the foresight to draft up some more binding legal contracts he would have had a better case. Not to mention he should have vetted the developers in the first place. The fact that they were allowed to steal it in the first place was ridiculous
No.604460
>>604459
yeah, when it first happened the non-hsg opinion about it was POOR HUSSIE, HOW DARE THEY DO THAT
but at some level, something unprofessional and half-assed had to be going on that they were just allowed to just whittle away at that money right under his nose
i mean they surely didnt just swoop in suddenly and take it, fishy shit had to be going on in their communications/legal agreements
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>>604460
To be fair, they could have violated a hard legal contract, which is why they went to court in the first place.
But that just goes back to him needing to check them out before. TOG had some history of being kind of shitty. I'm wondering if they approached him in the first place, because I bet quite a few other more reputable studios would have helped him out for far less drama.
No.604462
>>604459
what you don't get is he probably did have such a contract
the thing is, you can't just march up to someone and tell them they broke your contract and they have to give you the money. you have to take them to court. you have to pay a lawyer a lot of money on something you could potentially lose on a technicality. you have to spend a lot of time and effort regardless of how it goes.
hussie was probably presented with two options:
>he could do all of the above in an attempt to recoup the money they stole, minus the lawyers' fees, and be trapped in a legal battle for who knows how long
>he could accept TOG's offer of "here we'll give you most of it back right now if you sign this gagging order, but you're not getting back the 300k we stole"
and hussie picked what seemed to him to be the best for the project
unfortunately he followed that up with the decision to start whatpumpkin studios and blow way more money and time than a legal battle would have but hey
No.604463
No.604464
>>604463
wait what were we talking about again
No.604466
someone should really leak the rest of that comic
No.604467
elder scrolls online really does look disappointing, i don't have it in me to do those mental gymnastics
why did they do this
No.604469
No.604470
i can't tell if we're still using this thread
such is the dad zone
No.604471
>>604470
>posting on the other chan goes down
>everyone falls asleep
No.604472
>>604471
at least you're still here with me, anon
i'm not alone now
No.604473
twist ending: anon was talking to themselves
No.604474
>>604471
>>604472
I will always be here
watching
No.604475
>>604473
turns out we're both just you without your trip
shocking development
No.604476
http://8ch.net/v/res/8107069.html
and thats why the site has been running like asscakes
No.604477
>>604476
this is a new level of epic
No.604481
so, we don't need to bail to another image board?
No.604482
>only one star for appearance
what's the matter?
you cant stand the sight of a little proud loli warrior wearing only a thong?
No.604483
>>604482
what the hecky are you talking about
No.604484
No.604485
>>604476
>ironically, opening that thread crashes my tablet
WOW
No.604486
>>604476
i dont want to click
someone spoonfeed me a redpill on what this is
No.604487
>>604476
hang on a sec
it has obviously been database issues from the start, why did it take so long for this to be found? i severely doubt this josh kid was the only one with access to the database
it's a simple google search to find a sql query that tells you how big a table or schema or database is. if a site is slowing down, one of the first things you do is make sure one of the tables isn't growing out of control
sure, that josh dude caused the screw up in the first place, but dumping all of the blame on him is really dishonest of them. the fact that this hasn't been caught for months is means the rest of the devs aren't much more competent than he is, or at the very least are super lazy
No.604488
No.604489
posting is so smooth now...
No.604490
*runs hands over posts*
so smooth...
No.604491
>>604490
you hyped for your onsite interviews with google?
if its anything like the stories i've heard, it's gonna be
uh
quite the experience
No.604492
>>604487
the dark power of memes is seductive, even to cripplewheels
No.604493
>>604491
i'm shitting my pants in fear 24/7 because i'm terrible at these things
i didn't expect to get this far, but i'll be damned if i'm going to stop now
No.604494
>>604493
you can do it
i can guarantee that everyone walking into that place thinks they're some sort of hack fraud who somehow managed to slip through the interviews
they picked the people they thought had the most potential to be trained, because they know you're all inexperienced and kinda useless right now. so just do your best, they're not expecting anything better than that.
No.604496
I'm going to be here online, but actually frying potatoes for dinner in kitchen, then going back here to PC and watch news and then play KSP while listening all the music from my vk page.
And whatcha you doin, HSG?
No.604498
>>604496
Rudy, you're still learning English, right? What other language do you know?
No.604499
did the nepposter and cletus fuse
No.604500
>>604499
i hope not
neppersposter was pretty good
No.604501
No.604502
>>604498
Russian I assume
>>604499
>not wanting good mornin neps
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No.604505
No.604506
have a good morning peri 💚
No.604507
>>604503
They
They actually used mansplaining
No.604508
No.604509
>>604503
please tell me this is some tumblr edit
No.604510
>>604509
After ethics in hammer wielding?
This is real, son
No.604511
>>604510
>ethics in hammer wielding
dare i even ask?
No.604512
>>604511
Here you go, Doze
No.604513
>>604509
no this is actually the real deal
good thing i stopped reading this shit
No.604514
>reading cape comics
not even once
No.604515
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No.604516
>>604503
>>604512
Thanks God, this will be stopped this or next 4 upcoming years with Zika virus.
No.604517
>>604515
Who's bright idea was it to stick a turd in roller skates?
No.604518
>>604515
>not knowing about the 'impersonating cletus' joke
get with the times wesley shittydot fan
No.604519
remember when wesley said he was dropping the poopydot shtick a few weeks ago
No.604520
No.604521
>>604520
i do, i wish he meant it
No.604522
>>604503
for some reason, comics more than any other medium seem to really flounder at their attempts to promote diversity and progressive ideas
it's all so hamhanded and pander-y that it makes you cringe
the secondhand embarassment from the femthor pages where the villainess surrenders out of respect for femthor's bravery against sexism made me want to curl up in a ball
No.604523
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>>604517
>>604518
you're literally worse than the real cletus
>>604519
you fuckers kept provoking me by endlessly insulting her
how about i make fun of YOUR loved one?
No.604524
>>604521
yeah really, it was funny for a while when combined with the counterposts, but now the whole thing is just kind of obnoxious. i'm getting pretty fucking tired of constantly seeing either periwhore's gormless ass or a literal pile of shit
No.604525
No.604526
>>604516
Just like Ebola right
No.604527
>>604523
people already bully them enough
No.604528
also, medical officials telling women in zika-infected areas that they should not have children is not sexism
how the fuck are activists groups even reaching that conclusion
this has nothing to do with telling women what to do with their bodies, there is literally a disease that gives you goofball babies running rampant right now and unless you're sponge i'm guessing you don't fucking want that to happen to your kid
No.604529
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No.604530
>>604528
What's wrong with having kids with microcephaly you ableist shitlord
No.604531
>>604526
Nope, Ebola is kill, too mainstream and also had cured (at least for Russia).
And Zika virus is a brand new plague that the more activates and spread, the hotter it is in the weather.
That's what happening in the north of South America.
No.604532
>>604522
i really hope this shit makes a large amount of people drop the comic
sad thing is that feminists (probably any female for that matter) gobble this shit up without any second thought
No.604533
imagine
an entire continent of claires
a whole generation of lolas
No.604534
>>604531
>>604528
>>604526
>>604516
>potential zombie virus happening
YES
YES
YES
No.604535
you know whats weird
i got too used to talking to people i hate and starting conversations in ways that piss people off
i didn't talk to my friends except when they initiated
and now im kinda too nervous to just say hi and act friendly
i need an outlet for my shittiness
a place full of people i can bully from the comfort of my keyboard
No.604536
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No.604539
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>>604535
i need the exact opposite of that actually dont i
No.604540
>>604530
unironically speaking, children with microcephaly, and any other mutation, should be killed
literal dead weight in society
No.604541
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like a break from toxicity
maybe im not as immune to it as i thought i was
No.604542
>>604540
isnt the same true of fat neets who browse webcomic imageboards
No.604543
>>604539
That's shopped only one half of her face is like that
No.604544
good talk hsg
always a pleasure
No.604545
>>604540
There's literally nothing wrong with eugenics
>>604542
At least they have the potential, however small, to fucking do something
No.604546
does he not know we can hide images or what
No.604547
>>604542
at least fat neets have a working mind and the capability to do something
goofball kids like lola and claire are basically living vegetables, with no working conscious. they just exist, doing nothing.
No.604548
No.604549
>>604547
you just exist, doing nothing. worse yet you choose that despite having the capability to do otherwise, meaning something is deeply wrong with your brain as well.
the committee for public usefulness has decided you do not meet the quota, you will be culled immediately
No.604551
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No.604552
M A N D A T E D
>>604546
noma is topical anon you were discussing fun illnesses
unrelated to you (mildly related to you) but i'd forgotten how dumb you all are
that will never cease to amaze me
you're well fed, well educated, i doubt your parents molested you, youve lived in positive clean environments and yet you've all proven to be failures in time
it's excellent
No.604553
>>604549
you're not getting the point
No.604554
No.604556
>>604553
you're not getting the point that deciding someone doesn't deserve to live because they're not useful enough opens a very shitty door
No.604557
>>604556
You'd have to be literally retarded to defend the literally retarded
No.604558
>>604552
why can't you go back to cutting for vfan or something
No.604559
>>604557
you have to be literally inbred to literally inbreed
No.604560
>>604549
>>604556
>tfw still manage to be useful and productive despite a mild imageboard addiction
No.604561
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i want to give serj a really good hug
>>604558
anon you have no idea how much i want to
No.604562
No.604563
>>604556
It would be different if it was a regular functioning human being, but if it's a vegetable that can't do anything, it's okay to cull them.
vegetable children probably don't even care if they're alive or not
No.604564
I mean how sick would you have to be
I'm not talking about someone with like, aspergers or cerebral palsy or some shit
Just a grunting, drooling retard who's every waking moment is suffering. Why not put it out of its misery? Because "muh precious babbu!"
No.604565
>>604503
punch the guy that's already immobilized yeah!
No.604566
>>604563
it would be different if it was a regular functioning human being, but if it's a fat autistic shut in that can't do anything, it's okay to cull them
No.604567
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>>604563
will changing the mind of this anon affect anything
are you open to changing your mind
would that change anything
are you both completely ignoring the big picture or are you too stupid to see it
No.604568
>>604564
I think the main think here is not a mercy, kindness neither even goodkind humanity sakes.
To me it looks like incredible hypocrisy on-par with egoism and vainglory.
No.604569
I mean how sick would you have to be
I'm not talking about someone with like, asocial tendencies or poor education or some shit
Just an worthless, masturbating austist who's every waking moment is suffering. Why not put it out of its misery? Because "muh precious potential!"
No.604570
you shouldn't kill the goofballs but i think it's funny the guy is upset about it and doing really dumb comparisons
No.604571
No.604572
>>604564
i want someone to put you out of your misery by slicing your uvula in half with a very sharp knife
No.604573
wish somebody would put me out of my misery
No.604574
>>604572
That wouldn't even kill me
Go slit your wrists again
No.604575
i can honestly say i wouldn't have any real problem with most kinds of mass-extermination
No.604576
if rudy were intelligent he would probably be incredibly dangerous
No.604577
i like rudy so far
second best namefag without a doubt
No.604578
wish somebody would put cletus's cousin out of her misery
No.604579
No.604580
>>604579
no, but i haven't been around rudy much
for whatever reason he just hasn't posted while i'm here very much
No.604581
kinda amazing that the people who advocate stuff like culling the undesirables and a return to a serf-and-peasant system where only the wealthy have rights always imagine that they would, of course, never be in that lower class
it's almost like they're lacking basic human empathy and are dumbly proud of it because they think it's a sign of intelligence.
No.604582
>>604576
Oh, an insulting covered in compliment.
A thanks. A ha-ha.
Yeah.
>>604577
Who's 1st and 3rd then?
No.604584
Dreams logged: 1 (18)
Images saved: 9 (7)
No.604585
>>604582
loopy is first, but i haven't chosen a third
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No.604589
>>604588
well i like you anon
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No.604592
whens dot comin back
i want the fuckin narr wolf already
No.604593
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No.604595
>>604592
dot is moody tier when talking about hsg
No.604596
>>604595
i need my narr fix doc
No.604597
No.604598
dot was shit and I'm glad they're gone
No.604599
>>604598
for once I agree with this nigger
No.604600
>>604597
gib me the narr boss
No.604601
No.604602
what did dot even do, they were always just white noise
No.604604
>>604602
literally nothing but blog and be vfan internet defense force
No.604605
>>604603
Daaaaaaaaauym boi twerk dat shit
No.604606
>>604605
don't respond to me cletus
No.604607
and so the time has come, for the narr!
No.604608
No.604610
>>604609
Yes, frogs like most other animals have shit inside them
No.604611
a "shit" wearing "shirts"
No.604612
a shit who keeps getting posted
No.604613
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No.604616
I'm sorry, but did Jeb already lose? Oh, that's right. The race isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halfway. Does not having the lead halfway count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the race is still on? Jeb is still campaigning right now and has been the most recognizable candidate in the GOP for how many years now? He’s running against one of the most chaotic candidates in history who just happens to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing off people’s fear and angst. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Jeb one of the best fucking candidates in the GOP, he polled at 30% nationally last year and could’ve easily taken the lead if there weren’t 15 candidates. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Jeb wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just stepped way out of bounds with his comments before the 1st caucus when they needed to get a win, just like Carson did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Jeb topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the guy because he’s good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking guys on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
No.604617
>>604616
i love this copypasta
No.604619
>>604618
look at all those manlets
No.604620
>>604616
That's bush's brother or something right
No.604621
>>604619
Jeb is already the tallest candidate but he STANDS ON HIS TIPTOES
Like that will make him alpha or something ahaha
No.604622
>>604620
jeb bush is brother of former bush and he's got like a 3% support rating despite spending a LOT LOT LOT of money on campaigning
No.604623
*leaves a toy turtle next to ur bed*
No.604624
Remember when Jeb put out a campaign ad that made him look like he was turning black
No.604626
No.604627
>>604625
I've heard of bugchasing but this is ridiculous!
No.604629
>>604623
thank you I love it
No.604630
No.604631
>>604629
sleep tight arader
No.604632
>>604629
>no hot threesome with Aradia-pillow and the turtle
IT 8URTS!!!!!!!!
No.604633
>>604632
I should mention my other aradia pillow is not pictured
No.604634
Oh shit
Are there turtle monstergirls?
Like, a turtletaur
No.604635
I'd keep a sea turtle daughteru or two
How come real pets are shit
No.604636
>>604633
oh
does it have the same design?
No.604637
>>604636
yeah
it's just a little discolored from three years of use
also not as long for some reason
No.604638
>>604637
i was wondering why the sheets were so white
No.604639
>>604637
one of my pillowcases is getting sort of thread bare. I've had it for like 13ish years though so that's not super surprising
No.604640
>>604465
>skrillex - ruffnecks
No.604641
i'm looking for a specific image, been looking on and off for days and i can't find it.
it's of feels man with a swastika tattoo on his chest, lifting a blanket or something. i think there was a window with drawn blinds in the background too, but maybe not.
does anyone have this or know where i can find it?
No.604642
>>604635
i hope my turtle didnt wake up from hibernation
we are keeping her in a box because the dog kept digging her out
No.604644
>>604642
Your dog is an asshole
No.604646
1488
euthanize goofballs now
No.604647
why was it even called 'Homestuck'? john is only stuck at home for act 1 and rose only is for act 2. dave never is, he could go anywhere and does at one point (the roof), and jade is definitely never stuck anywhere unless you count the island itself. hell she goes all over the place on the island for a good act and a half.
the trolls aren't stuck anywhere either before they enter the game. the only time the main characters are ever really stuck anywhere for any length of time is on the meteor and the ship. both of which aren't even in the same section of existence as any of their homes.
except dirk and his middle of fucking nowhere tower, but who gives a shit about that.
No.604648
>>604647
because earth bound
No.604649
>>604647
The name is a variation on a certain SNES RPG title.
Also now there is:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009321
No.604650
did anyone ever watch Legend of Cougar Canyon when you were a kid?
No.604651
so jeb had a black person hand in some pictures before, and it was recently discovered to be a shadow cast by his hobgoblin wife?
ok
No.604652
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No.604653
she isn't as uggo as carsen's wife
No.604654
No.604655
take a look at this dogger from my local animal shelter
No.604656
>>604655
7.5/10
would pet
sleep tight dogger
No.604658
>>604656
i actually met him when i volunteered yesterday
he's better than 7.5
he's epic
No.604659
No.604660
>rewatching 80's/90's shows recently
>every single one has native american culture appreciation episodes which i'm sure horribly butchers and misrepresents the culture
i forgot how big this was
No.604661
>>604659
fuck you
cats are awful
dogs are eternally loyal good boys that deserve tummy rubs
No.604662
>>604661
dogs are good but consider: cats are good
No.604663
No.604664
>>604663
you make a valid point, however, a minor factual correction: yes
No.604665
cats are bad, and dogs existing to compare to makes them infinity times badder as dogs are infinity-level good
No.604666
animal tier list
>Good tier
dogs, cats, most animals really
>Shit tier
stinging insects
No.604667
>>604666
*other than bees, thanks Satan
No.604668
>>604661
who said anything about cats
No.604669
>>604666
>>Shit tier
>stinging insects
fuck you
No.604670
i came at you like a revving ball
No.604671
pet rankings:
>Dog
>Ferret
>Rat
>Reptiles and Amphibians
>Fish
>Insects
>Cat
>Cat
No.604672
No.604673
No.604674
Pet Rankings
>Bird
>Ferret
>Dog
>Rat
>everything else
No.604676
ferr-ets?
more like ferr-shits
No.604677
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oh dude my shitty little comic made it into the Official Roxkit Folder TM
No.604678
dogs are too excitable
get your tongue off from all over me you weird little bitch
No.604679
>>604676
they shit a lot yeah
No.604680
>>604679
yeah no denying it
i love ferrets so much
but when i lived in my old apartment with my ex
she literally had four ferrets
four
imagine the smell
when one of them died, she kept it in the freezer for like two months because "I wanna bury him in the garden back home, but the ground is frozen"
i refused to eat anything from the freezer after that
No.604681
I was a child actor in seinfeld
No.604682
>>604680
I don't have to imagine
I lived with ferrets for a good portion of my early childhood
there was so
much
shit
but I love them anyway, I miss my little catsnakes
No.604683
dogs are extremely epic, and deserve to be loved as such
but the niggers who call their dogs their "children" or their "furbabies" have to be killed
No.604684
No.604685
i know this one dog who has a pathological hatred of the happy birthday song
turns out the owners would get reminders for the vet around the dogs birthday, so they eventually just got in the habit of scheduling appointments on the dog's birthday
everytime it heard that song it would give a low growl, put its tail down, and slowly retreat into a closet/corner/different room
it was pretty gr8
No.604686
i was a child actor in porn
No.604687
>>604686
Very good performance I might add
No.604688
>>604686
salty milk and coins?
No.604689
>>604683
basically yea
i mean theyre pretty cool but when youve got that guy who tells you every five goddamned minutes how you should get a dog theyre so fucking literally perfect yada yada yada its like holy balls
my friend used to be that way until one night when i stayed over at his place and we got woke up to good old tank shitting right in his face at 3 in the morning because he needed to go outside
No.604690
>>604684
The Race. I was the kid who asked santa kramer for a toy car.
No.604691
cats and dogs are cool
birds are cool
most pets are cool
No.604695
is the "one strange trick" always just a pill
No.604696
>>604695
it's usually two, both placebos
it's a subscription scam
No.604697
>>604695
not always
sometimes it's prostate stimulation
No.604698
>>604695
the real strange trick is kegel exercises
No.604699
No.604700
seriously though i've lost about 40 pounds over the last half year and my dick is like an inch and a half longer
that's it. that's the strange trick. you're welcome.
No.604701
>>604700
Pipe down fatty your dick ain't longer your fat rolls just covered some of it
No.604702
>>604700
wow, now it's a whopping 2 inches
impressive
No.604703
>>604701
that's the point
the base of my dick is no longer covered by a layer of my pelvis's fat
thusly, my dick is now super saiyan
>>604702
2 inches from the floor of your mother's bedroom maybe lmao
No.604704
Does anyone have the gif of this
No.604708
>>604704
yes but i'm not giving it to you
No.604709
>>604704
what the other guy said
No.604711
No.604713
>>604710
screw you anon cletus is fuggin dreck
No.604720
No.604957
I've started rereading homestuck
I regret this decision immediately.
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No.605203
going to mickey's
what should i get off the ``value menu''
No.605342
>>605203
the bacon thing, if they have it
i hear it's pretti gud