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let us commence the umaruposting!
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>>604727
GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU FAGGOT CAT
No.604731
what if kanaya was your mom
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>>604729
all-star neppost, amigo!
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No.604734
DUDE RUSH IS THE BEST SHIT EVER
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No.604737
iiii'm a member of the libcuck crew
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>>604737
DON'T do that
the midnight crew is awesome and you will not ruin them with that shit meme
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iiiii'm a libby and a numale too
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>>604744
tHIS IS NOT...CUtEEE!!!!!
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I'm dreaming of a white genocide
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>>604757
why is terezi's blood green
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>>604757
this is precisely the kind of sex i aspire to have
No.604761
>playing super aggro in draft
>run 15 lands
>proceed to still draw 75% lands in every single game
stop
help
No.604762
*smears shit all over the walls*
NOTICE ME
No.604763
*wwalks into thread*
hi its me
eri
No.604764
*wwalks into thread*
hi its m-
>>604763
wwho the fuck are you
No.604765
>>604758
what are you, blind?
oh, right, sorry
No.604766
how do I communicate "you wanna cuddle but don't like sex and I only really tolerate cuddling for dick"
No.604768
>>604766
'im only in it for the aids, sorry'
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No.604770
"i haven't been pozzed yet, u know~ ;)"
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>>604766
>dating someone who doesn't into sex
it's like you really just hate your dick
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>>604771
we're not dating, I guess he considers cuddling a normal friendly activity? which, fair, I have indulged in platonic cuddles (albeit stoned out of my mind), but like. I don't like cuddling, it's awkward and hard to do, and it's way more intimate than I want to be with someone who a) is romantically, but not sexually, interested in me and b) is sexually attractive, but romantically uninteresting, to me
No.604773
saltlick's neghole: soon to be pozzed
No.604774
The separation of sex and love has destroyed both in society
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>>604772
you have really lame problems
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>>604774
thanks for the opinion cousinfucker, this is going riiiiiiight on the fridge
>>604775
water is wet, Saltlick is boring, the pope shits in the woods
No.604778
my biggest epic problem: doesn't look like i'll be ascending to godhood any time soon
No.604779
>>604776
Wow are you being sorta a dick?
I'm proud of you, Saltlick
>>604778
You're already a god tbh
No.604781
>>604779
he was always a dick, you're just too retarded to notice
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>>604780
But mint is good with chocolate...
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>>604781
>>604782
>the cuck SJW who can't say nigger was always edgy and abrasive
nah
No.604785
cucks, libs, nigs, and so it goes
No.604786
>>604784
>edgy
literally on the political fringe by most people's standards, let alone HSG's far right-of-center POV
>abrasive
see
>>604781
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>>604786
>let alone HSG's far right-of-center POV
This is the most tumblr board-- except for maybe >>>/leftypol/
No.604789
>>604787
This is Trump country, lad.
No.604790
>>604789
So is the rest of 8chan
We have like 3 trannies (although I don't think ß comes here anymore)
No.604792
>>604788
tfw no fused spine gf
No.604794
holy shit that ramen story almost killed me
i don't think i've laughed that fucking hard in months
No.604795
orange seeds. taste pretty terrible!
must be the cyanide
No.604796
I would raise that shortsack pup
No.604799
reposting this dog from my local shelter because i really want but cannot have and so want to die
No.604800
pups may be pups but do they heal you
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>>604799
that dog is Too Good and you need to stop posting this dangerous contraband
No.604803
cats >>>>>>>> smelly dogs
No.604804
>>604800
>catfags actually believe this
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>>604799
are you that anon who volunteers ata a shelter or something? do you get to play with it? I hope it goes to a home worthy of it's supreme pupperness
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No.604807
you know how in some fictional settings there will be an obviously correct religion
like comic book universes where the characters literally meet the abrahamic god or there's actual deities walking around
yet in that universe there are still people who believe in like hinduism
those are basically Cat People
they just ignore the obvious truth of the Holy Perfect Doggers and pretend like their dumb contradictory bullshit measures up at all
No.604808
>>604805
ye
i met that dog there yesterday
his name is terry and he's very friendly and lonely and i fucking want him but i can't
No.604809
>>604804
at least they don't believe the world is flat
No.604810
>>604808
i read that as "want to fuck him"
No.604811
>>604810
whoa there friend
we may have some ambiguous characters in homoshit, but we're not that furry
No.604812
>>604809
Who believes that?
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No.604814
>>604812
>>604813
20 whole minutes cletus
twenty
whole
minutes
No.604815
>>604813
>>604814
And? I realized the error of my ways
Catfags are feline fundamentalists
No.604816
the earth is actually a cube
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>>604815
does cletus have any redeeming qualities?
literally any at all?
No.604818
>>604815
its like falling for one of those troll physics pictures
the fact that you ever had to question it is pretty fucking retarded
No.604819
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No.604820
i really want a dog to knot my boyhole and make me his literal bitch
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>>604820
Dogs are shit too
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>>604822
>complaining about catfags
>'dogs are shit too'
do you just really like to cause trouble here?
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>>604821
i'm always surprised when i hear what day it is these days
No.604825
flatearth seems like a really weird conspiracy to fixate on
most conspiracies at least make sense from a motive perspective. like, it happened so the shadowy men who secretly control the world to maintain power or whatever.
why would every scientist in the entire world be lying about the earth being round
No.604826
>>604821
the other night I was hanging out with a friend and we had YouTube playing on his TV. while the friend was in the bathroom, it went from a Joanna Newsom performance to this dude's review of Joanna Newsom's album Divers. at one point early in the review he, like, screamed at an alternate version of himself? anyway what the fuck is this dude's deal
No.604827
>>604825
when will people realize the truth
that the earth is hollow and we're inside of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSS5k-105M
No.604828
>>604825
to keep the people where they want them
see the deterrent is making them think that they will fall over the sideline......
No.604829
what if this isn't actually earth at all, but just a simulation earth and we're all in a galaxy far away
No.604830
>>604826
and then they had pathetic gay sex
saltlick didn't even try
his butthole was already too wide
the other dude left out of boredom
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>>604829
that'd be fine but only if it's like star ocean 3 and we're npcs in an mmo
No.604832
>>604830
thank you for this real person fic about me
No.604833
The earth is actually the shape of zwid's dick
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>>604832
have you ever even actually taken it up the ass?
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>>604834
yes. as recently as this morning, actually. it got a lot more difficult when my hemorrhoids got worse, but with patience and in the right position it's still possible
No.604836
The earth is actually zwid's dick
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No.604838
salty's swollen hemorrhoids
No.604839
>the earth is round
>the earth is flat
epic protip: it isn't even real
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>>604837
ask no invasive questions, I'll overshare you no truths
No.604841
The Earth is actually Mount Meru coalescing in the dew of Brahma's breath
No.604842
once i woke up with a hemorroid after taking adderall, tramadol, weed, some beer, and a swim in a retention pond in an old quarry
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>>604844
What about your dicc hol...
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>>604845
that healed up too! it wasn't a very big hole.
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>>604846
and peace and love on the planet earth
No.604849
sponge give me two good pictures of lola and claire
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>>604847
not even gonna ask
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>>604849
here are some epic ones
No.604852
i will save claire
from lola
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>>604852
>>604851
execute them both
No.604855
what would a lola and claire fusion look like
The Hartley Goofball
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No.604857
>zika virus
i'm excited for all the hooligan parent copycats
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>>604857
Hahaha what the fuck
When I read about it I thought about your epic shtick
No.604859
what if the zika virus slowly turned you into a goofball
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>>604857
>a horrible disease finally invades america
>happening.jpg
>kommandos ready to survive this shit
>visions of the Wastelands dance in their heads
>it gives you a mild flu and makes your kids retarded
No.604861
>zika virus infects the entire world
>it's irreversible
>this is the last non-goofball generation
>homo sapien evolves into hooligan sapien
No.604862
good thing I'm never going to breed
give me all your zika I can handle it
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No.604864
half man, half hooligan
rated pg 13
No.604865
why is there no hooligan representation in homestuck?
bigoted much, hussie? come on, it's 2016!
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>>604865
>Hussie changes Hiveswap and makes Jude into a goofball
No.604867
after i made that post i realized that if zika really does become widespread, sjws pressing for microcephaly representation probably will become a thing oh god
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>>604856
>me wrestling my demons
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>>604867
>every show will be required at least 3 background characters with weird-shaped heads staring off blankly at nothing in particular
i actually dont see this changing much
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No.604872
>when your daddo say a bad thing by accident while drunk and you can do nothing but relate
my mom said she worries about what will happen to him when his mom dies and then he laughed and said he'll be relieved
and it's like, shit, I know what he means, and I know he doesn't sincerely mean that, and they moved on to a different subject, but I hope he doesn't remember that stupid thing he said and cringe for weeks from now cause I know that feeling and it sucks
drinking is Sometimes Bad
No.604873
Phoebe is like the loopy of Friends
loopy is like the Phoebe of hsg
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>>604872
drinking is Never Bad
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>>604876
someone should edit this with one of the namefags' faces
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No.604880
Zahaak Facts:
Equius does not cut his hair. He periodically flexes it into desired length.
No.604881
drugs, including alcohol, are always bad
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>>604881
this with a tiny hint of irony but mostly straightforward
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>>604881
but what about when they're Good
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>>604883
no
only if prescribed by a licensed doctor
and a real doctor not a quack
and only for a legitimate purpose
No.604886
The only drugs that are okay are hallucinogens like mushrooms and weed if you're actually chill about it and not Satlick tier
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>>604886
of course the shitskin is a druggie lol
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>>604888
I haven't done drugs since high school
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>>604888
what about the slav being a druggie, does that do anything for ya?
No.604891
I've seriously only tried weed once, never done anything else in my life. I've never even been drunk
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>>604885
recreation is a legitimate purpose
do you let THE MAN tell you what's right and wrong??
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>>604890
what do slavs have besides drugs
squatting, wow
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>>604892
"lol no its ok this is only RECREATIONAL murder dont let the man tell you not to execute people on the street"
No.604897
>dude on Grindr's all-caps profile declares that he is a Wiccan and also that he will insta-block any mentally ill "troll" who messages him
I mean, your prerogative I guess, but I feel like the "an it harm none" part of the Wiccan Rede might have been intended to cover things like insulting the mentally ill?
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>>604897
he sounds mentally ill
No.604899
my recreational highs kill at least 2 people a day, I need to be stopped
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>>604897
why is saltlick the worst combination of crazy-stupid autism and freaky-obnoxious normie ever?
i mean really, the shitheel jumps straight from hsg and poor attempts at being a tranny to browsing some hookup thing and complaining about cuddling.
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>>604898
he does, rather. I've talked to him before, it was an extremely confusing conversation
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>>604898
he does, rather. I've talked to him before, it was an extremely confusing conversation
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>>604898
he does, rather. I've talked to him before, it was an extremely confusing conversation
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>>604898
a perfect match for the retard who smokes catnip then
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this is a confusing conversation!
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>>604907
how tall is she
I picture her being really tall and blonde since she's swedish
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>>604905
>>604904
>>604903
okay, what the fuck. I confess I hit the post button twice, but I definitely didn't hit it more than that
>>604901
the Internet is like shadows cast onto a cave wall
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>>604905
>>604904
>>604903
okay, what the fuck. I confess I hit the post button twice, but I definitely didn't hit it more than that
>>604901
the Internet is like shadows cast onto a cave wall
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>>604905
>>604904
>>604903
okay, what the fuck. I confess I hit the post button twice, but I definitely didn't hit it more than that.
>>604901
the Internet is like shadows cast onto a cave wall
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>>604907
ldr literally doesn't count
No.604918
shut the fuck UP, saltlick
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>>604915
>>604913
>>604916
jesus murphy it's not even the shitty site's fault at this point, saltcock is just this bad with technology
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>>604915
>>604913
>>604916
jesus murphy it's not even the shitty site's fault at this point, saltcock is just this bad with technology
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>>604915
>>604913
>>604916
jesus murphy it's not even the shitty site's fault at this point, saltcock is just this bad with technology.
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>>604921
she's not fatmanass?
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Isn't she the thicc one with the glasses
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>>604920
>>604922
WHAT THE MCWUGGY SALTLICK
HOW ARE YOU THIS SHIT
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN
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>>604928
nvm i don't have that pic saved
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No.604931
half the roads are closed because of parades so i had to go all the way to the westbank to find a way to get back to my apartment
No.604932
posting on mobile is gay as fuck
this sux
No.604933
(in DSP voice) wow my flag keeps coming off thanks crippjima
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>>604930
I don't believe you
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>>604927
this is either a painfully overstated joke to the effect "just putting on the Saltlick name is enough to fuck up posting" or you think I made those posts. neithet of those options reflect well on you
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>>604943
the sky is blue, Saltlick's an asshole, bears are Catholic
No.604945
I reflect well on mirrors :P
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>>604944
did you ever lick a salt
No.604947
I'M A FORCE'A'NATURE
GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND COMPANION OF UNSPECIFIED GENDER, I ANNOY PEOPLE.
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No.604949
is it really considered offensive to talk about your life going well
one of my friends is mad at another because they were happy that an event they planned went well. he's done shit like this before and the thing is some other members of the group are acting like the other person is at fault in this.
i'm just happy for them, i don't get what there is to be offended about
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>>604949
when your shitty life is shitty it just always sounds like happy people are rubbing it in your face
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>>604950
are you talking about me
No.604953
did indexer ever post pics of himself
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>>604955
I cosign that statement
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No.604959
aaaaa why are vacations so stressful?
No.604960
>draw 8 lands in a row, 4 games in a row
just
STOP
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No.604962
>nuhuss brings kankri back and reveals he was right all along
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>>604963
The hottest thing here is that mouth
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>>604962
>nuhuss
>making a comic
more likely he'd just retroactively explain that perceiving the character as a tumblr sjw parody is actually a sign of bigotry on your part and that you're immature and wrong for laughing at it if you thought it was that, phrased in the most smug and pedantic way possible of course
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>>604965
didn't he already imply porrim was a 'good' sojus blogger and kankri was the bad one
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>>604967
he said poorim was a "good" mra but a "wra" because alternia was literally a matrirachy
tumblr shit themselves over this and then on to say how it was really a patriarchy and some other dumb shit I don't remember
No.604970
>>604967
yeah
he found a way to make the anti-misogyny activist totally correct on a planet where sexes don't matter that is ruled by eternal empresses
porrim was bad
No.604971
>>604969
how is porrim meant to be good, how can you complain about womans rights in an alien race that's supposed to explicitly not give a shit about sexuality, and is also led by a woman
No.604972
>>604969
as I recall porrim herself said that while the empress was female the higher castes tended to be overwhelmingly male
I'm not looking it up though because I'm lazy
No.604973
but in the end who has the worst opinions on everything
wonk or cletus
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>>604973
wonk at least knows the earth is round
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>>604973
shitto was ultimately saved from wonk
but we will never be saved from cousinfucker
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>>604973
did wonk ever believe in flat earth
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>>604974
>>604975
>>604976
>>604977
Do you niggers know what an opinion is
No.604979
>>604978
Yea it was your "opinion" that the earth was flat, because you're a fucking idiot.
No.604980
>>604978
I know that you being a nigger is a fact
No.604981
i wanna kiss
me
but on the lips
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>>604979
That's not even an opinion and I don't believe that
>>604980
HOL UP
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>>604983
You did though. You believed it and you said you had to go find "outside, unbiased sources" to prove that the world isn't flat in [CURRENT YEAR].
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>>604984
>You believed it and you said you had to go find "outside, unbiased sources" to prove that the world isn't flat in
Why is that a bad thing
Is figuring things out for yourself tinfoil now
No.604986
what makes cletus especially dumb isn't believing in flat earthers, but actually acting like it wasn't the fucking stupidest thing you could do
No.604987
>>604986
>the fucking stupidest thing you could do
you mean be an atheist?
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>>604987
Maybe
If Catholicism didn't exist
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>>604987
>flat earth apologists
get out of my stupid face you stupid shitcake
No.604990
>i don't believe the earth is flat
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No.604993
>tfw unironically like Miracles by ICP
i really don't know what to feel about this
No.604994
>>604993
besides shame right
No.604996
what will gamzee do in the ending of homestuck
No.604997
>>604991
>implying I'm ever not
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>>604996
something wacky xD
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>>604996
>the ending of homestuck
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No.605003
i just want an epic update...
No.605004
I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
No.605005
>>605002
reconsider your life
No.605006
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So this is how I die
Instant Stage 5 cancer
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No.605011
>scribblenauts has a problem sleuth reference
huh
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>>605011
no it doesn't you lying piece of shit
you faggot homo
No.605014
>>605011
There's old memes in Scribblenauts
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>>605012
>>605013
if you type sleuth diplomacy it spawns a tommy gun
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>>605016
longcat tacgnol and keyboard cat not in that order
No.605019
remember that time people sued scribblenauts for using their memes
No.605020
i really need to read problem sleuth at some point.
i read the bit with the midnight crew but that's all
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No.605022
didn't some fags on youtube just successfully copyright the concept of reaction videos
like, if you post a video of [blank] reacting to [blank] you now have to go through them and give them the ad revenue or they'll dmca your channel out of existence
the internet is kinda disappearing up its own butthole
No.605023
>>605022
"""sounds like jews to me"""
No.605024
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
jews are sneaky like ninjas that's why their symbol is a throwing star
No.605025
>>605023
>>605024
bsb, made any progress finding that swastika feels man picture i was looking for? i still can't find it
No.605026
>>605024
Jews are also like ninjas because both fear the samurai
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No.605028
post the singing penis one
No.605030
>>605025
no I've been pretty busy what with working at a job instead
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>>605031
professional shitposting
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No.605034
hello
is it me you're twerking for
No.605036
>>605020
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.605037
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.605038
Is there any real difference between homestuck and touhou?
aside from the fact that I want to violate touhou characters more
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No.605041
*places flowers on this thread's grave*
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No.605043
just give me five more minutes
*climbs back into my grave*
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>>605044
it's 3:30pm you fat nasty trash
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>>605038
none of the homestuck characters will awoo properly
No.605047
>>605039
That's still bad form pupper.
No.605048
>>605047
>rev pretending to know the first thing about any form of exercise
No.605049
>>605045
rude
it was 9:30am you silly brit
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>>605048
This mouth is made for sex
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>>605049
it was 7:30am you dumb slut
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I don't know why I got blackout drunk 2 nights in a row, but I do know that I spent a lot of money last night
like probably 80ish dollars
fuggaroony
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>>605051
*ahems in obama voice*
my fellow american
that is incorrect
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snoring should be a crime
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>>605057
fuck you man, i'm self conscious enough about it as it is
i hate sleeping over at people's houses if they haven't experienced my snoring yet
its like a fucking roar
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>>605058
at least you have the decency to be ashamed about it
No.605060
i cannot fucking stand snoring
people who snore should be required to wait until everyone else is asleep before they make it impossible with their bullshit
No.605061
remember the smashing pumpkins.
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>>605060
fuck you, you can't control that
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>>605060
it's even worse because he's going to bed at like 10 PM
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fuck you, fuck my liife, fuck liiterally evverything, fuck fuck fuck.
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>>605063
if he's aware of his own snoring, that is selfish
make him "get his die on" as it were
No.605066
tfw your snoring wakes yourself up
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I'll extermin8 you
with my spider8utt
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this one time a dude snored so loudly around 3am i just said fuck it and went and slept in the bathtub
No.605070
My entire family except for me snores really loudly
you could hear it in literally every room of the house at night
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i will mastur88 you
with my spider8ite
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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what if every human on earth snored at the same time
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ruta stop
we're all worried
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>>605077
his name is shitto
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>>605048
>overhand lifting that much weight
You try it, son, in front of a professional
See how fast you get slapped down
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not being able, a thing of the past
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master of heavven and earth
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disgusting you are an revolting
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>boiler breaks down
>no central heating
>cold as balls
this is the fucking anti-cozy
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>>605090
>non-canon tongue coloration
not very epic imo
No.605105
one time on a school trip i had to room with this fat shitlard
he snored like a motherfuck every night and would always go to sleep the instant he got back to the room despite me asking him to let me fall asleep first
i slept maybe 3 hours a fucking night for a week, fatnig ruined my whole trip
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>>605105
why didnt you kick his ass
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>>605104
should be brown right? lmao!!!
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>>605106
there was too much to kick, my foot would get tired
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what should my oc gem's power be
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you mermazermize , mallows.
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eye for eye for eye for eye
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how do we stop shitto's cascading power
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this isn't spam according to grant
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moon down moon mooon donw
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>>605137
grant should 'grant' us a better mod
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>>605137
oh my god shut up you bottom feeding faggot i'm not in here 24/7
No.605143
Raise your hand if you've never made decent post here
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grant should mail me a kiss
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>>605143
what should i raise if i've only made excellent posts
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movie idea:
titled "cuck", stars a trio in the roles of a typical numale, femhandler, and black bull
big twist at the end: the numale and black bull have secretly been gay lovers all along and the femhandler was the titular cuck all along
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intricate municipal buildings
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a maze of trash and poor people
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>>605142
yet you conveniently show up when i say something about it... hmmmmmmmmm.....
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>>605175
absolutely
let me tell you about my ghoul ships
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yoyos for ducks and baby ducks
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you know I just remembered I own a physical copy of whistles and a scanner
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impatience and uncertainty
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apprehension and mistrust
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world records
WORLD RECORDS
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so... this is the power... of shitto's ultimate form...
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saving him from wonk was a mistake
moody has doomed us all
No.605196
you chose this path, now i have a surprise for you
deploying surprise in 3, 2, 1...
No.605197
alas, only wonk can save hsg from shitto's wrath
No.605198
>Three days ago, January 23rd 2016, Joshua and I ate pizza and watched King of the Hill. He was talking about how he had gained weight and it was hard to find clothes for people his size here, so I showed him one of my favorite episodes — Husky Bobby, from Season 2. After that, I asked if he wanted to watch more as we were waiting. He said sure so I put on my favorite episode — Lupe’s Revenge.
jesus
this is like every skypenig ever
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>>605198
fuck i dropped the adderall part
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homestuck megalovania > undertale megalovania > earthbound megavovania
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>>605204
toby's other songs > megalovania
No.605206
undertale
more like
underwear
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>>605205
nobody listens to toby's other songs
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>>605206
that's not really fair
underwear sometimes has interesting things in it
No.605209
>>605207
There's also the entire undertale ost
No.605210
Anyone have the rest of Mindwipe/Planetofjunk2's new porn comic?
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its days ago today i think
No.605214
not morning but its gotta, you know
No.605215
i like toby's music
i liked homestuck's earlier chiptune music a lot, actually, before hussie decided the comic outgrew it
No.605216
some of these tumblr memes are alright
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is toby gonna put megalovania into hiveswap
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>>605218
reminder that beck's a scientologist
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>>605219
yes, too bad we will never hear it
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>>605220
*tips guy fawkes mask*
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>>605219
he's obliged to at this point!
t. hussie
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will they be forced to sell the homestuck adventure game by bundling a free demo for undertale 2
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>>605226
oh did someone finally get around to posting the full thing?
No.605231
what if hiveswap releases and its just that janky demo the odd gentlemen made, where joey gets stuck in a bookcase if you press anything, with a megalovania remix looping endlessly
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hiveswap is what I call the stone coffin full of venomous insects that I throw women into sometimes
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shitto's epic meme autism
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secrets out
thats howi did it
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>>605242
he ran out of chocolate milk
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>>605247
im actually just going to start banning you for complaining about how i run the board
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that pizza was fucking garbage
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just nig my shit up mofugga
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grant "i double dip my nachos" moronson
No.605264
i want foot fetishists to go back to reddit
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wait a second
that's MY cock!
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>>605268
the fuck is goin on with this bitch's skin
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>>605269
>you'll never pork an orc
No.605271
name just ONE reason cletus should not be banned
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>>605270
>Literally a normal girl with some light green skin
nice pleb fetish
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>>605270
doesn't even remotely look like an orc
looks like she's made out of sherbet
looks like game-over-scene gruntilda
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>>605271
I haven't broken a rule?
>>605272
>>605273
She's like 7 feet and has cute little tusks
No.605275
Not that I wouldn't do more wily looking ones
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>>605274
>>605268
>orcs with tiny tusks
>cute
drake.jpg
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>>605274
She's a bit taller than normal and has an underbite
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>>605271
banning people because you dont like them is a fag thing to
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better green skinned girl coming througb
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>>605276
see
>>605275
>>605277
Not the most realistic anatomy but who cares tbh
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>>605281
this is just a green turd
No.605284
>no qt 7ft orc gf that spits and burps on you because she finds it funny
kill me
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>>605285
its nothin personnel, kid
No.605287
in a shocking turn of events vfan turns out to be the best admin hsg ever had
No.605288
when do we get to the nicks ass era of hsg
No.605289
wesley would probably be an epic admin
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>>605289
Hahaha
He'd ban everyone here for making poopydot jokes and it'd be just him endlessly posting peripics
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>>605288
pp offered it to him
nick declined
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>>605288
when are we going to go back to the boyking era, that was a wild ride
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>>605291
it would be epic...
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fistulas for everyone yummy yum
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>>605293
I liked zwid as an admin but he banned me for calling him a "laotian lad" once
No.605298
how long until stevey uni goes the way of adventure time and we get a two-parter almost exclusively about jasper
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zwid was and is a worthless nigger and he's the only one on hsg i would actually like to beat the shit out of
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>>605291
success at being admin: /sugen/
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>>605298
it seems like SU actually has a story to tell
No.605303
success at being shit: peridot
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shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
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peri peri peri peri peri peri peri peri peri peri peri
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>>605303
i'm gonna start ignoring these posts
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aaaaaaAaAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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the x-files isn't actually that good
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whoa-OH fat piggy
bam ba lam
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>>605318
(the anon is wesley posting anonymously)
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>>605314
i'm watching it now for the first time, i'm toward the end of season 1
and at first i really loved it, but it's starting to show some flaws
the acting really falls apart in some scenes, there are so many times mulder and scully will just be driving around and randomly happen across a vitally important person/place to their case, and mulder just instantly knowing exactly what the paranormal phenomenon is every case is kinda retarded.
like, in one episode a cop and a robber both get shot, the robber dies and the cop lives, and then the cop goes missing from the hospital along with the robber's wedding ring
from just those facts above mulder instantly and correctly deduces that the police officer died and the robber's soul went into the cop's body and is now controlling it
and every episode is like that
No.605324
>>605322
>and every episode is like that
most of them are
i don't why the fuck vfan told me it gets better after the first season
it gets so much worse
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>>605323
wheres the jewfro
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>>605323
At least you put enough effort in to give her a smile
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>>605324
why would you trust vfan
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>>605327
i will pick up more chocolate milk this afternoon shitto jesus just calm down
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scully and mulder do have really good chemistry though, i'll give it that
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whens they next SUB (stevey uni bomb-bomb)
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*wakes up from coma*
UPDATES???
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>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
Congrats, Hussie
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>>605341
wasn't there literally a guy on the mspa forums who was in a coma for years starting right after the start of homestuck
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>>605343
we still have tonight and tomorrow....
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>>605346
maybe some *mishaps* happened
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>>605328
>>605331
it was the first and last time
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>>605347
>"mission accomplished"
i can't tell if that was intentional or not
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>>605350
i actually doubt it
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i just took a massive dump and i feel so deliciously empty
mmm
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i have a need
the need to breed
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need to breed underground
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need to breed MOST WANTED
(most wanted refers to wanting a qt gf)
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sponge in farmer clothes, holding a pitchfork and a strawhat, standing in a field of mouthpics
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i want a flouride-poisoned gf
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>have to wait 6 hours to wait 36 hours to farm more GODDAMN BULLSHIT TO WAIT EVEN MORE HOURS TO MAYBE GET SOMETHING I MIGHT LIKE IN THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME
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>>605364
you playing an mmo? i might recommend: not doing that
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a calcified pituitary gland gf
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i dont want a gf
i want my update
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update: by burying myself under every blanket i own with a hot water bottle, i have been able to regain some semblance of cozy
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i need something to watch
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>>605373
watch thii2
*grab2 diick2*
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i wonder what ever happened to the lets talk bros guy
i never even understood what he wanted
did he consider us his bros, and he was request that we chat with him
or did he want the subject of our discussions to be "bros"
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delicious simulated chicken
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a dry, overcooked simulated chicken
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grant is my daddy and he e-doms my boypussy
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What do you think happened in the timeline Eridan lost his horns?
No.605399
Hi all, Libcuck Lakitu here.
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Are there any second person shooters
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Or 4D platformers
>>605401
Think about it-- your character commands another character to shoot enemies
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>>605402
that's not how a second person shooter would work
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>>605402
That was originally going to be a mode in tf2
No.605405
when did final fantasy switch from cool magic rpg to weird animes
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>>605405
i dunno
they still have bravely default at least
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>>605398
is this the only time hussie didn't go back and add horns he forgot to draw?
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party like a lib
party like a libcuck
yeeeeeah
party like a libcuck
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>>605402
3 possibilities
all first person shooters are really second person shooters, in a meta sense
a second person shooter would just be you getting shot
games like lifeline, tom clancy's endwar and there came an echo, where you're controlling with your voice
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File: 1454193978267.png (Spoiler Image, 2.19 MB, 1143x1600, 1143:1600, ClipboardImage.png)
>tfw the porn you were enjoying turned out to be ntr at the end
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>>605414
>rev working as a mall santa
>rev gives every kid who sits in his lap his signature confused-and-angry look
>fired because he can't hear their christmas wishes wtf
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>>605417
>>fired because he can't hear their christmas wishes wtf
nice
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>>605416
how did i get cucked
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>>605423
*curls up in the fetal position as cuck chants grow louder*
i don't
understand
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can you cuck
can you cuck like a lib when we fuck
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>>605436
Nod saying. Its a popular one involving ameture girls.
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>>605437
I might post it in an old thread.
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oh i just fucked up in isaac
i dropped golden teleport for glass cannon on a daily that only goes to mom
oh man i fucked up
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>>605441
it's probably just because i'm hot garbage but i really don't like the glass cannon
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>>605442
man you really like the tr8r meme huh
that and tits
but i can get wit' dat
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>>605443
glass cannon is only really good on the lost
and thats who this daily is
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>>605445
I reposted that for karma. Im a fuckin heathen I know.
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>>605449
eh... there isnt much you can get off me.
No.605452
eh... most of you know my real name anyway :3
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>>605453
>being logged into reddit
literally what i expected from you lol
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>>605453
upvote it so more people see it
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>>605454
It's a relic from more cancerous days
If people found it it'd be the death of me but I can't delete it-- there's too many shitty memories
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>>605455
>implying that's actually her
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>>605457
someone send it to her on skype.
No.605459
I still think vfan is a white dude
Those hands don't lie
No.605460
i know "soul vore" is a thing
so where's the "soul cucking"
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>>605458
fuck off my man
you're gonna get the board shit up again
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>>605460
I have soul sex and cucking, but not soul cucking
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>>605465
we shouldn't allow scat as the OP image
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>>605466
I didn't make it, though I contemplated editing it to be neutral.
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>>605415
Haha I knew it was gonna be trash