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please stop trying to get my board spammed and me harassed
thanks
t. management
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>we can make threads at 750 now
nice
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>>605473
me and my bro floating in the top left
No.605475
gay goat boy is the worst character in undertale
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>>605475
you're more or less right
No.605478
how do we stop people who think there are any good characters at all in undertale
No.605479
by the way, agdg 4/vg/ is having a zelda jam starting on monday if anyone's interested
i know there's a few indie devs here, so i thought i'd mention it
No.605480
>>605479
wow that's very cool, dipshit. Thank you, now you can fuck off
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>>605480
dont make me take you down thundercuck
*crax knux*
No.605482
today i think i saw a goofball
it was bundled up and in its parental wrangler's arms, so i couldnt get a good look
but i think i saw a goofball
No.605483
cant wait for borderlands the prememequel to go on sale for 80% off tbqh
this 60% aint cuttin it
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>>605482
did you look in the mirror
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>>605485
i mean
i could
and i already did
but idk i wanna actually play with people
even though i dont have anyone to play with
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>>605483
me and the gang are getting close to beating 2
we've all got that disc that bundles 2 and the presequel together, but i don't think we were planning to play the presequel
is it good
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>>605489
i didn't replay it (where as i replayed 2 a few times) but overall i think i liked it a bit more than 2
there was more movement based stuff with low grav and jump pads, and cryo was a cool element
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shitto you can't be doing this all day
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im soo full!!!!!!! change meee!!!!!! >3<
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>>605513
and what makes you feel that way
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>>605516
all those images got progressively stupider
No.605519
homestucks... not good...
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No.605521
make me squirm in my diapey daddy
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>>605521
hsg's diaper fetish
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No.605525
i just.... dont understand you.... whoa..... interesting.....
No.605526
thats you because youre so dumb and stupid
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.................................awkward .-.
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a little cummy dummy for my yummy bunny
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not recommended for everyone
No.605538
come down please pleeeeeease come down why are you always up there :(((
No.605539
why the fuck are you down here go back up there jesus christ
No.605540
just shut the fuck up already goddamn
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>>605537
how do mars colonies solve anything
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>>605541
>how does the first extraplanetary human settlement solve anything
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>>605544
can you stop spamming
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>>605537
This is dumb as shit.
It's like complaining to a doctor why we haven't gone to the moon yet.
No.605547
the sound of a wet mushy diaper making squishy squishies is music to my ears
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No.605549
tfw can't make cummies in my diaper
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>>605537
>"We've stopped solving big problems"
>Very first article on the top is about quantum computing
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super destruction toddler
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>>605551
>Has quantum computing finally arrived?
You know for every article with titles like those the answer is "Not Yet... buuuuut"
No.605556
when you do a die irl for
No.605557
an actual real irl murder
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>>605543
It's just that a Mars colony on its own doesn't do much. Its existence implies advances in space travel, agriculture, and such, but those can exist without a colony on on another planet.
No.605559
victor sazaban, we knew you weree it from thr sblart....
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No.605562
Has Hiveswap finally arrived?
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>>605564
remove leddit
remove leddit
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>>605564
>image deleted
how long did that take
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>>605564
>Disgracing shaihulud with this
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>>605571
Ya this joke was bad. Im sorry.
-khan
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>>605571
vfan is contacting the police about it apparently
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insert shut it down joke here
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>>605580
[7:18:34 PM] Unnamed Skypenig: lel shes going to the "proper authorities" i guess
[7:18:39 PM] Unnmaed Skypenig: best of luck to her
No.605585
I think Khan posted the uggoer one on purpose too haha
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>>605584
can you fucking stop
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No.605596
what's the dumbest thing a tripfag has done
-believed in flat earth
-sent nudes to wesley
-said weed isn't a drug
-its rev
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No.605599
a dumb world for a dumb boy
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>>605596
Done or said?
Said would be either rev or cletus, rev has a lot but cletus has "the earth is flat"
No.605601
>>605596
>said weed isn't a drug
>it's rev
Hard choice
I bet saltlick said the first one right
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>>605601
chaz said that
i forgot to list something saltlick related
No.605604
*whips out my giant dick*
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No.605606
no matter how great the power is, a jew is pulling their strings somewhere
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>>605603
smoking catnip is deffo the go-to stupid shit for saltlick
but i still prefer the classic where he asked hsg about making a dave/tavros shipping mixtape
No.605608
>>605596
hehehehehehe
also, long live hostile drama hsg
the *best* hsg
No.605609
hsg should be a bloody place...
No.605610
>>605607
i have a hard time picking just one stupid thing saltlick says or does
i dont't remember the mixtape though, i think i remember him talking about buying crystals or rocks or some wiccan bs
No.605613
>>605612
lurking internet police hired by vfan
No.605614
>>605612
it's saturday night, ya fuckin' lame-o!
No.605615
>>605612
i'm finding out some epic things about wesley
No.605616
>>605615
share with the class
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No.605620
what's a good album or mix to chillax to
No.605621
every hour is....…\.......\.
hatred.……………|--......\.
……………………/..........\.
every minute is.../...........\.
misery…………,/-,.---.,……\.
…………...……(,-~,-~-,\....’\.
every second...|..O.\.O…./..\.
is.……………....\,,,-^-,,'-.......\.
suffering…….--/,,,___,,--‘¯.....\.
……………..-|.......................’\.
………..,-‘’’./.........................’’,.
…….,-‘’’.../.............................\.
…..,-‘..../....................\...........\.
…/......./.......................\.........\.
…|......|....o....................\........|
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………..\…………....’-,,-‘........\...../
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY PATRICK OF HATRED AND DEPRESSION
REPOST TO 5 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT YOUR LIFE IS SHIT
No.605625
is wes pretending to be 29
No.605626
look at this epic wesley comic
No.605627
>>605626
not even ironically funny/unfunny
No.605629
>>605625
yes
i'm actually 11
No.605630
>>605626
>>605628
hey buddy
don't do that
No.605633
a dunst, and hthat dunstt... was kristen dunst
applase
No.605634
>>605631
who the fuck is doing this? who keeps doing this?
ben? khan? little mouse?
show yourself faggot
No.605636
>>605634
you're really annoying lately but why would i bother to do this
No.605638
oh you mean the poopydot posting
i've done that a lot but I'm not the guy who keeps on posting >>605631 and the ones like it
No.605639
is totalbiscuit still dying from irreversible terminal stage 4 metastasized cancer that is virtually impossible to survive or recover from in any way, or did he get better
No.605640
>>605634
its not me
probably khan
No.605641
>khan actually deleted shit off his reddit
lmao
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No.605643
a large little lemur for my combot
No.605644
this is gonnnnnaaaa take forevvverrr
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>>605642
so the cancer's gone then nice
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>>605639
he's dying
he made some rant on soundcloud a few days ago
funny how it takes literal actual terminal ass cancer for a guy to realize that what people say on the internet don't matter
No.605648
making a concubine maker ma
No.605649
i miss.... when u were real.... what happened... V__V
No.605650
shitto................................
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No.605652
they are very loud i hate it
No.605653
i think shitto and pom might have been combined in some horrible accidentally and now we're being subjected to the inhuman byproduct
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yfw when i can do anything
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>>605660
vfan dropped charges
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>>605662
....and instead calls for trial by combat
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No.605669
*smiles awkwardly at u*
*reaches into pocket*
*pulls out a lil turtle and hands it to u*
vote 4 me :)
No.605670
>>605669
sleep tight jeb
i'll always be proud of you
uwu
No.605671
>>605669
*goes into voting booth*
*walks out*
*u dont know that i only pretended to vote*
No.605672
>>605662
What
She was just pressing charges like an hour ago
No.605673
>>605672
and she dropped it
No.605674
I really want Jeb! to win, it would be really, really epic.
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>>605672
>>605673
wwhat a fuckin bean queen
No.605676
>>605674
jeb and hillary would both be ok presidents i think
just maintaining status quo and helping out their political friends/donors a lottle, nothing too terrible
but... me wantsa feel the BERN.........
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>>605677
he's got the chutzpah!
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>>605676
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
>nothing too terrible
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>>605679
keeping things the same and helping out powerful friends is 99% of all politics man
No.605682
>>605681
Nigger if nothing changes soon we will go out with a whimper and not a bang
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No.605684
my dogger friend at the animal shelter got adopted today
should be happy, but am sad i will never see him again
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>>605685
>there are actually people who want Jeb! and Shrillery Clitoris
These people supported invading Iraq
No.605689
>>605688
yeb is an innocent babbu he dindu nuffin
No.605691
>>605688
i already said i didn't want either
i'm just saying there's a lot worse than a couple of do-nothings
No.605692
pupcucked.... no.........
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>>605695
i thought this was a peri and i got disappointed
No.605702
what if your dick was peri
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>>605702
zwid's already is
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No.605706
what if you pooped out of your dick
No.605707
Remember that really, really, ugly vitiligo Davepetasprite fanart
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>>605706
what if you pooped out of your dick after it emerged from your asshole
like
you give a little push and your dick protruded out of your asshole to shit and then when you were done it just sucked back up into you
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you ever seen a moose cock kid
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i enjoy it when i consume
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>>605716
>you'll never eat out Sami
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No.605725
Please fill out this Submit Form.
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>>605719
I'm a footfag but even I can't get off to that shit
Those are toddler feet wes
Toddler
No.605727
>>605726
>I'm a footfag
you just get worse and worse
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No.605729
[sickly, dying voice]
peri
No.605731
he said foot cause his cousin only has one
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>>605727
You didn't know that?
It's the most common male fetish actually
>>605730
Great now they're 14 year old feet
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i want all the footfags to go back to reddit
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crackerjack with a side of trinket
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>>605735
they don't look that young, stop exaggerating
No.605746
just kidding, its me dying
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>>605745
did you choose that wording intentionally, pedo
No.605749
wesley "i jerk it to connie" martin
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does wesley's family know he is a pedophile
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>>605745
>they don't look that young,
>he said as he posted a pic of a loli peri
No.605757
Peridot fights off a pedophile!
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im starting to get real sick of wesley
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>>605756
>loli peri
isn't every peri a loli by your definition
No.605762
>>605760
i'm starting to get real sick of you
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No.605764
toleration is high while esteem is low
it does not change
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>>605762
yeah but im the one who can ban you
No.605767
i'm starting to get real sick of you (all of you)
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🔢 DO THE PERI 🔢 COME ON 🔢 IT'S THE PERI DANCE 🔢 SHAKE THAT PERI 🔢
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>>605766
you're too chickenshit to ban me for at least a day
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No.605777
they are the same even if he does not believe it to be
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>>605775
would you like me to give you the boot, pedophile scum
cause i can do that
No.605779
the bar rises, no one can see the top
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>>605778
you literally said that banning people you don't like is uncool
>pedophile scum
lol
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No.605783
he chickened out and lost
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>>605781
i dont think many people would argue against you being a spammer
*sharpens noob beheading knife*
No.605788
insecurity is evident and noticeable
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>>605786
am i spamming though?
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>>605790
yes
the worst kind of spamming: avatarfagging
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>>605797
did she piss herself
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>>605791
>>605792
>>605793
that was a rhetorical question numbnuts
>>605797
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No.605802
i still like gamrezi so im pretty much irredeemable as a person
No.605803
>>605802
So what I like Tavris and I'm great
No.605804
do i
go to sleep
or
eat philly cheese steak
No.605805
No.605806
I have to confess something, HSG
I... I enjoy Homestuck
No.605807
>>605804
How's your hung levels
No.605808
I need to start up my terezi folder again
No.605809
>>605807
why the fuck are you asking about my dick size you niggerfaggot
No.605810
>>605808
how much do you have in your folder
No.605811
>>605806
even nuhomestuck?
No.605813
this also does not count my karezi pics
No.605815
>>605812
>not at least a thousand
No.605818
>>605817
your waifu gets new art regularly
i have to take scraps on tumblr and scour the booru
No.605819
>>605817
what do you need all this scat for
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File: 1454212332234.png (293.08 KB, 850x472, 425:236, sample_802dccf46706a1bfe90….png)
>>605802
you know it bb
>>605815
I have 2,117 in my general homestuck folder
No.605822
>>605818
nigger what
i'm sure there's a shit ton of terezi images that are laying around
look harder
No.605823
>>605821
>sample
and I was just about to save it....
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No.605827
remember when homestuck had fanart
No.605829
how long until SU becomes homestuck status
No.605830
>>605828
i'll surpass you one day, nep anon.
No.605831
>>605829
They're already in the needlessly long hiatus stage
No.605832
>>605829
negative however long SU has been airing
No.605833
trying to find the original post when looking for art like
No.605835
File: 1454212990146.png (185.49 KB, 926x990, 463:495, tumblr_o1sslwW0tf1ttpdzxo1….png)
No.605837
I wish I could find the terezi my ex drew me
No.605839
>>605838
never probably
who would want to come back here
No.605840
File: 1454214023359.gif (127.23 KB, 500x595, 100:119, ebc4dfddb8fb9ce23a970fa23d….gif)
remember when poopydot became canon
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>>605841
you are already here how can you come back
No.605843
get more people to start coming here
No.605844
i have to start lowering my standards or I'll never get to 1000
No.605845
>>605843
only if they've read the comic though
No.605846
>>605845
obviously actual hsg people would be better
but anyone is fine at this point...
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>>605852
i like gamrezi and she drew cute terezis
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No.605859
I've probably listened to ok computer like 5 times today
No.605860
if you enjoy gamrezi you are a literal cuck
No.605863
*sees a lib*
*just starts screamin*
No.605864
hey little cuck, you wanna fuck?
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No.605870
whatever happened to luggage lad
did he sail on to greener pastures
or is he forever haunted by his past
No.605872
>>605868
it took them this long?
No.605873
>get off to terezi cosplayer begging to be fucked in character
where do i go to kill myself
No.605874
is real gamzee still in there?
No.605875
>>605873
if that's wrong, by god, i don't wanna be right
No.605879
No.605880
look at this joey
she goeys with the flowy
No.605881
>>605879
tfw i bought new headphones while warranty'ing the ones i broke so now i have a backup headset if my current headphones break
No.605882
one day I'll have audioengine A5+ speakers and a good external DAC
but today is not that day
No.605883
every few months i get the urge to play duke nukem forever and actually finish it this time
but i never do
No.605884
No.605885
whats wrong with this joey
No.605886
man
8chan's /b/ is so boring
i clicked on it for a laff
but i aint laughin
No.605887
>>605886
what are some boards i can go for some laughs
No.605888
you know who is good.
Dave is good.
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>>605890
best board in my opinion
No.605893
GROWING SLEEPY AS THE RAIN FALLS
AS CHILDREN DRAPED IN FLOWERS FORM A CHAIN
No.605894
[in duke nuke them voice] lets rock
No.605896
>>605838
specifically whenever there's another character coming out as gay, so she can come here and laugh at everyone for being angry about it, even if that doesn't actually happen
No.605897
File: 1454217366057.png (358.53 KB, 768x814, 384:407, 5741642652909762d35ee0aa70….png)
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>>605896
Is there anyone left to come out as gay?
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>>605891
I'm rereading it and thinking he's pretty good.
I'm afraid of him going to shit though.
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>>605874
>implying it wasn't an act to get terezi to drop her guard
No.605906
>>605899
but who will she be in lesbians with
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No.605909
I wish foobar worked with my phone
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No.605918
man, the Haunting (1999) has a lot of people in it that I didn't remember
Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, Catherine Zeta Jones
I love this cheesy fucking movie
No.605919
>>605914
could you imagine being aroused by this
No.605920
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>>605921
mfw shitting out a big peri
No.605924
>>605921
mfw chicken wings
fug im hungry
No.605925
Terezi is not as bad as I remembered tbh.
Eri is better though.
No.605927
File: 1454220171235.png (110.05 KB, 848x600, 106:75, e1c67b2986e85d44ec42a6ccb6….png)
i love terezi tbqh
look at this sweetheart
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No.605931
* you're gonna have a bad time.
No.605932
>>605924
*herd sum1 mention chickin wings*
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>>605933
roxykitten is not sexual
No.605936
>>605927
vriska is still p bad
No.605937
No.605939
is dykeska the original vriska or did we lose her some ways back
No.605940
>>605939
every vriska is the original vriska that's how alternate realities and split timelines work
No.605941
which gem is a libcuck
which gem is a cuckservative
No.605942
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No.605944
>>605943
i will MAK-E it legal
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No.605946
people on hookup sites must think I'm made of time. unfortunately for them I'm either a Seer or a Page of Heart, Space, or Light. neither Maid nor Time are an option there
No.605947
>>605946
that's a really dumb pun
i'm not sure how to deal with this guy sexting? me and I think I might just be being rude to him
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No.605949
>>605947
listen, I'm not famous for my good jokes
if you're not feeling up to sexting tell him so. if you're not sure about it you can also tell him that. honest communication is the solution to most problems
but if I've mischaracterized the problem feel free to explain more, I do have more experience with this than most people
No.605950
>>605949
he "super liked" me on tinder and he keeps on sending me thinks like "hey cutey / gorgeous what/how are you doing" and then he eventually asked me what I was turned on by so I said I was submissive and had sucked some dick before, then he asked me what I wanted to do with him and I said "I don't know. I'm not very good with these kinds of things sorry"
No.605951
No.605952
>>605950
is he attractive? if not you can always say "sorry, you're not my type, good luck with other people!" If it really is a problem of "jeez I dunno what I'm doing" rather than "I don't wanna deal with this dude" I'd tell him to slow down because you're uncomfortable and bring up another topic.
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No.605954
>>605946
I want you to know something, and this is totally sincere man, from the bottom of my heart here.
That was the worst thing I've ever read.
No.605955
>>605952
he's pretty decent looking but i have no idea at what speed this is supposed to go at
he lives like 1.5-2 hours away from me too so it's slightly more of an issue than others who are like 10-20 minutes away
No.605956
good luck on the buttsex, to the both of you
No.605957
how do we hook our boy shitto up with some strange so he stops spamming
No.605958
>>605953
>>605951
now I want a movie where a homophobe gets tired of listening to his girlfriends' gay friends bitching about dating, so he just starts telling them what they should be doing instead, laced with homophobic language. they're pissed at first, but it turns out to be consistently good advice, and eventually every fag in town is coming to him with their dating problems. he starts a blog where he answers submitted dating questions in the same aggressive way he does IRL and starts making big bucks yelling at faggots. I don't know how it ends, and I don't really care, as long as he never learns a heartwarming lesson about tolerance
>>605954
you're new here, huh? let me redpill you on me: I'm boring, unfunny, and an SJW. now you know everything you need to in order to interact with me on HSG
>>605955
oh yeah, it's always weird when dudes who live an implausible distance away try to make a move 'cause it's like... how is this gonna work out? anyway, my suggestion remains honest communication- "you're cute but you live far away so I dunno how to proceed."
No.605959
>>605958
I still like you and all, but that joke was bad man.
No.605960
>>605958
do you expect people to just stop saying your jokes are shit
why do you keep making them
and why do you act like you being boring is some immovable fact instead of you know, something you should try and avoid
No.605962
>>605960
>do you expect people to just stop saying your jokes are shit
I dunno. or care really
>why do you keep making them
I don't think to myself, yes, I'm going to make a joke now- I just talk and/or type. I'm a naturally unserious person.
>>605960
>and why do you act like you being boring is some immovable fact instead of you know, something you should try and avoid
HSG is a very small part of my life that is very different from every other. it fills time, and sometimes I can piss people off, and that's it. I'm not gonna invest lots of time or energy into figuring out how to entertain people who don't like my basic personality. what's the payoff for me, really?
No.605963
hsg is my anti depressant
No.605964
>>605962
>I dunno. or care really
>literally replies every time someone says you're unfunny
lol
No.605965
>>605964
yeah? it's sort of a schtick. I'm not trying to change anyone else's behavior
No.605966
>>605965
stop posting you gaywad
No.605967
>>605965
why can't you have a normal shtick like spamming forced memes and shitty waifus
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No.605969
that erifan meme is getting played out
No.605970
>is sincerely unlikable
>calls it a schtick
guess who
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No.605973
wesley doesn't actually care whether anyone thinks his waifu is shit. it entertains him to play along. bsb gets his kicks responding to me in a vaguely aggressive tone; I really doubt he expects to change anything about how or whether I post. we're all posting here for shits and giggles, and no-one is all that conscientious about whether anyone else is also amused.
a short list of things that amuse me:
>insincere self-deprecation
>devoting too many words to a subject not even I really care about
>pissing people off
>"winning" "arguments" by boring every other arguer out of their skull
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No.605975
>>605973
not reading this post
owned
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No.605977
>>605973
I'm gonna try an opposite strategy.
I'm gonna keep arguing until I win despite the boredom
No.605978
couldnt read his twitter posts wtf
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No.605980
WHY JAMES CRYING?
'CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
I AIN'T EVEN LYIN'!
YES HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
No.605981
>>605979
holy shit a winning horse
No.605982
i want rev to be my friend
No.605984
>>605981
give me the roses.
No.605985
>>605983
you're a swell fella
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No.605987
>>605984
*Wants to pat the beautiful pony*
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No.605991
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No.605993
TEREZI: VR1SK4, SHOULDN'T W3 G3T B4CK TO OUR STR4T3GY M33T1NG SOON?
VRISKA: Yeah, pretty soon.
TEREZI: 1T'S L1K3 W3 US3D TO S4Y 1N TH3 OLD D4YS
TEREZI: T1M3 1S D34D K1DS
VRISKA: 8elieve me, I haven't forgotten!
VRISKA: That's as true now as it ever was. Only difference is now we're working together to PREVENT the 8odies from piling up.
TEREZI: >:]
VRISKA: We still have a little time 8efore we need to get serious, and anyway, when you're managing a team, you need to 8alance things.
VRISKA: Gotta keep morale up, you know?
VRISKA: The troops have 8een itching for a feel-good moment like this for a long time.
VRISKA: As a competent leader-slash-power-gamer extraordinaire, it's incum8ent on me to recognize that and cut them a 8it of slack.
VRISKA: Give them a little space to remem8er what they're all fighting for, you know?
TEREZI: Y34H, GR34T PO1NT
VRISKA: We could do the same, you know.
VRISKA: Over the last few years, we've had so many gr8 times and 8uried all the old hatchets deep enough that I think it's easy to take our relationship for granted.
VRISKA: Doesn't hurt to remind ourselves how lucky we 8oth are. And how close we came to going in completely different directions.
VRISKA: Anyway, I'm glad this is the path we chose. I couldn't ask for a 8etter moirail. ::::)
TEREZI: M3 N31TH3R
TEREZI: 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 WOULD H4V3 L1V3D W1TH MYS3LF 1F 1 H4D... GON3 THROUGH W1TH 1T
TEREZI: 4ND W3'D B3 D34D 1F 1 H4DN'T...
TEREZI: TH4NK GOD FOR 3GB3RT
TEREZI: N3V3R N3V3R N3V3R T3LL H1M 1 S41D TH1S BUT
TEREZI: FOR 4 DORK, H3'S...
VRISKA: Hmm?
TEREZI: H3
TEREZI: L3T'S JUST S4Y YOU D1D 4 GR34T JOB TR41N1NG H1M, ONC3 UPON 4 T1M3
VRISKA: Hey, so did you!
VRISKA: Some version of yourself was 8adass enough to write down all those instructions in her own 8lood just 8efore she died.
VRISKA: Sounds like a real hero to me!
TEREZI: H3H3
VRISKA: Sometimes I wonder what things would 8e like if we never had our falling out.
VRISKA: It was a lot like this, 8ack in the old days, remem8er?
VRISKA: Just hanging out, working together, not much drama except I guess for the occasional ethical de88 on how our foes should 8e dealt with.
VRISKA: What if it never spiraled out of control? If I never 8linded you, if you never 8lew off my arm...
VRISKA: What if you decided to send John 8ack to change all that instead?
TEREZI: 1 D1DN'T WR1T3 TH3 1NSTRUCT1ONS MYS3LF, BUT
TEREZI: 1'M SUR3 1 N3V3R CONS1D3R3D 1T
TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG W3 W3NT THROUGH B4CK TH3N M4D3 US STRONG3R
TEREZI: 1T W4S SOM3TH1NG TO WORK TO PUT B3H1ND US, NOT 3R4S3
TEREZI: SOM3TH1NG TH4T W4S WORTH TH3 3FFORT >:]
VRISKA: Yeah!
VRISKA: <>
KARKAT: *SHOUT BLITHER BLAH BLAH WORDS*
KARKAT: *BLAH BLAH TACTLESS NINCOMPOOPS SHOUT RAMBLE SCREED*
KARKAT: *BLAH BLISTER BEMOAN BLAH BLAH GOSSIP-HUNGRY LOBOTOMY HOBBITS*
KARKAT: *SHOUT YELL SCREECH HOLLER BRAINLESS GUSHING YAMMERTWATS*
VRISKA: Oh god.
VRISKA: What is he going on a8out now?
TEREZI: SOUNDS L1K3 H3'S Y3LL1NG 4T D4V3 4ND JOHN 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG
VRISKA: So, John's 8een here for all of five minutes, and he already tripped Karkat's tirade siren?
TEREZI: H3'S NOT 4CTU4LLY 4NGRY
TEREZI: H3'S 3MB4RR4SS3D 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG
TEREZI: MY 34R 1S F1N3LY TUN3D TO TH3 4LL V4NTRUM NU4NC3S
VRISKA: Em8arrassed? A8out what?
VRISKA: Think he might ACTUALLY 8e 8ent out of shape over the fact that he's not leader anymore?
TEREZI: NO W4Y
TEREZI: 1T'S SOM3TH1NG V3RY P3RSON4L
VRISKA: I wonder if John's 8een asking what the deal is with him and Dave?
VRISKA: John was pretty nosy, if I recall.
TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1T'S MOR3 L1K3LY D4V3 1S JUST R4MBL1NG S4NS F1LT3R 4G41N
VRISKA: Yeah, he does do that a lot, doesn't he.
VRISKA: Hey, as long as we're swearing each other to secrecy on stuff, make A8SOLUTELY sure they never know I said this, 8ut...
VRISKA: He and Karkat...
VRISKA: Are KIND of adora8le??
VRISKA: In whatever quadrant that whole situation settled in.
VRISKA: I don't know, it's none of my 8usiness really. I just never would have guessed!
TEREZI: 4GR33D
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS W3 STUCK TO OURS3LV3S MOSTLY
TEREZI: 4ND ROS3 4ND K4N4Y4 W3R3 4LL... YOU KNOW
TEREZI: SO TH4T L3FT TH3M 4ND TH31R CUT3 M4YOR S1D3K1CK TO...
TEREZI: SORT TH1NGS OUT 4MONGST 34CH OTH3R? W1THOUT 1NT3RF3R3NC3 FROM 4 BUNCH OF CR4ZY FUCK3D UP G1RLS
TEREZI: 1'M H4PPY FOR TH3M
TEREZI: 4ND... FOR M3 TOO
TEREZI: 1F YOU H4DN'T B33N 4ROUND, 1 H4V3 4 F33L1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 GOTT3N SUCK3D 1NTO SOM3 W31RD BULLSH1T W1TH BOTH OF TH3M
VRISKA: Sounds rough.
VRISKA: Guess that's one more 8ullet dodged, thanks to yours truly!
TEREZI: GU3SS SO!
TEREZI: (G33K)
No.605994
>>605993
retcon the retcon
No.605995
i once considered hussie a good writer
No.605996
>>605993
I had to paste this into google before i knew for sure it was from the comic
also:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/6/009400.txt
were these things always here?
No.605997
why doesn't hussie just drop the quirks
No.605998
i really hated how every character... KIND of started talking like this?
like inserting needless ellipses and then... KIND of emphasizing a word and ending the non-question with a question mark indicating an upwards inflection?
it made everyone's lines.... KIND of grating?
No.605999
>>605998
you forgot to talk about dave and karkats relationship... because they're actually kind of
cute??
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No.606001
what has five balls and rapes poor people?
the lottery!
No.606002
>>605998
when did it start?
i'd say after Game Over
No.606003
>>606002
I actually noticed the art right before game over was degraded
like it had the glitchy artifacts obviously it but the actual drawings were kind of off
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No.606011
where the lads where the lads where the lads at
No.606012
*emerges into thread*
with such a dead thread, there is nobody to prevent my takeover
No.606013
it's lonely at the top...
No.606014
does anyone want a shitty drawing? here are the rules:
>I'm probably not going to draw anything you requested before, even if I said I was gonna draw it and then didn't, but you're free to try
>Homestuck related
>not only am I bad at drawing, I also renege on my promises to drawfag things all the time, please prepare yourself to be disappointed
No.606015
>>606014
draw roxykitten playing with blocks
No.606016
>>606014
Draw The Rose Tity
No.606017
draw roxykitten being breastfed by rosecat
No.606019
>>606014
i request bilious slick rolling around in his 8 ball like a hamster in one of those plastic ball dealies
No.606020
>>606019
that's the best request I've ever gotten in my life... I don't think I can do it justice but I want to thank you for requesting it
No.606021
>>606020
well, glad you liked the request anyway
although now that i think about it bilious slick was never actually in an 8 ball, that was a different universe frog and i have failed as a homestuck scholar
No.606022
*in lo-rez voice*
hamobogah
No.606023
real thought I just had: "it's been a long time since I did anything really stupid, maybe I should post a selfie in the /soc/ thread"
I haven't
yet
No.606024
i wanna give a cute person a quick smooch
maybe two, wow, i'm out of control
No.606025
how do i find a "comfortable sitting position for reading"
No.606026
>>606023
we still have a /soc/ thread?
group activity idea: we all get blind drunk and post selfies in the /soc/ thread
No.606027
>>606025
wrap your leg behind your head
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No.606029
I was just walking in the middle of the ocy road checking HSG when I looked up to see an oncoming car... truly natural selection in action
No.606030
>>606028
's comfy
but not too comfy to fall asleep
No.606031
ideal reading position: horizontal in an armchair
No.606032
ideal reading position: between two thicc girls
No.606033
it is quickly becoming apparent that we require a 'final solution' to the problem of the chubby chasers
No.606034
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No.606035
i move for a vote of no confidence in moderator grant's leadership
No.606036
>>606033
Don't you worry, boss, I'm on it. [fucks the chubby chasers]
No.606037
>>606036
ah, your plan is to drive them all to suicide
i appreciate your efforts although we might need a more efficient tactic
No.606038
goddamn I fucking hate wesley
half the images in any given thread are just his crappy waifu
No.606039
turns out there ''is' an erotic fighting dating service
No.606040
*yawns*
*gets out of bed and walks over towards bathroom*
*accidentally ships nepeta/feferi*
whoops dang it
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No.606047
my footsies are still warm
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No.606049
>>605522
>implying Jesus was a real dude
No.606050
my footsies are still warm.
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No.606053
my footsies are still warm
No.606054
my footsies are cold now actually
No.606055
>>606052
>donuts for breakfast
what kind of fat fuck
No.606056
my foosies are getting warmer
No.606057
my footsies are still warm
No.606058
my footsies are still warm.
No.606059
>>606058
on a scale from 1 to 10
are your footsies still warm
No.606060
>>606059
my footsies are still warm
No.606061
my footsies are still warm
No.606062
my footsies are still warm
No.606063
all i ever did, i did to make you proud
tell me how proud you are shifu
No.606064
damn i forgot that you bone your beloved at the end of the game
No.606065
>>606034
global report it you shitskin
i cant be awake 24/7
>>606035
what now
No.606066
>>606065
make your wife mod again
No.606067
>>606055
a small cake donut and black coffee
makes you feel like a gumshoe in 1950s chicago
No.606068
>>606065
make america great again
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>>606067
just makes me feel fat
i eat fruit for breakfast
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>>606072
this tbh
watch hsg burn
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No.606077
couldnt hear ur telling me how to run my board wtf
No.606078
>>606077
you did it wrong, it should be "Couldn't"
No.606079
yo mod's so fat, he couldn't run a board!
[pause for laughter]
No.606080
Dreams logged: 1 (206)
Images saved: 9 (6)
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No.606084
grants a mostly good admin tho, whats the deal
No.606085
>>606084
he won't make me mod
No.606086
>>606084
not to call people out on posting histories....but most of the hate for me is this one spammer who thinks he knows how to run the board better.....
No.606087
>>606085
unforgivable
time to take him down
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>>606086
if you're talking about me it's not even really hate honestly
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No.606093
>>606091
why are you calling me out
sounds like a total zwid...
No.606094
a very peri christmas
wherein santa leaves logs of poop in everyone's stocking instead of coal
No.606095
>>606091
okay cool
much as i like to rib you i'd hate for you to think there was any real malice behind it
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No.606098
*sighs*
i wonder what's p_p doing rn...
No.606099
*releases the numale virus into the thread*
No.606100
he appears normal, but notice his slight head-nodding whenever talking to a female
that's the first sign of infection
No.606102
>>606101
I live for that Sollux
No.606103
>>606101
>That Vriska
UNF
also eri and fef being in the background is incredibly accurate
No.606104
>>606101
half of these are ok but the other half are hot garbage
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>>606103
>>606104
How have you not seen this before
No.606107
>>606106
how have you not seen proof the earth was round before
No.606108
if cell has frieza genes why didnt he just train instead of waiting for the tournament
so he could have went golden perfect cell
No.606109
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>>606106
never said that
i know it was made by stamper
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No.606111
>>606108
he probably thought he didn't need training
No.606112
>>606111
the combined arrogance of vegeta and frieza...
No.606113
yesterday's pizza was a mistake
No.606114
>>606112
toriyama is a hack
No.606115
toriyama
toriya
tossya
hussya
hussie
coincidence?
No.606116
LE fighting Goku at the retarded multi-universes tournament when?
No.606117
my feels blog is really good
No.606118
Goku fighting Goku at the retarded multi-universes tournament when?
No.606119
hmm, is there an amv about resurrecting goku set to "the boys are back in town"
No.606120
>>606119
this reads like a dril pastiche
No.606122
Golden super saiyan god cell
No.606123
blue super saiyan golden god cell 3 redux++ hyper alpha turbo edition xtreeeme
No.606124
Joey's massive tits and ass
No.606125
I love Joey! I love Joey's tiny T-rex arms!
No.606126
i'm glad it's no longe "super super saiyan super saiyan" or whatever
"blue super saiyan" is much better, and epic
No.606128
>Joey's folder has 187 images
oh man
No.606131
zelda jam starts soon!
sign up bros! :D
No.606132
ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥ ＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ ＡＮＤ ＦＡＣＥ ＴＯ ＢＬＯＯＤＳＨＥＤ
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>>606138
this wasn't that artifacted when i downloaded it
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>>606140
literal shitpost wesley
No.606142
>>606141
save better art next time, gun fucker
No.606143
give me the faces of three hsg people
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>>606144
that was uncalled for, man.
No.606146
why do we have two avatarfags now
No.606147
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>>606146
i'm not an avatarfag
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>>606142
yummy is good, actually
No.606149
>>606146
wesley is an avatarfag, not me
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No.606151
is there a better feeling than someone getting salty after you beat them
the answer: no
No.606152
i'm still wondering why that anon told me to kill myself
was my request that bad
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No.606159
oh my god i just reached an episode of x-files where the aliens are finally on screen and these niggas look like they're wearing halloween costumes right out of a fucking bargain bin
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No.606161
All i really want is a good nakamichi cassette deck
No.606162
ayyy mulder you scared yet lmao
No.606163
>some dude messages me
>he has a face pic
>it's even cute
>things are going well
>then he asks me if I crossdress
I don't wanna deal with this shit, if I wanted to date or fuck as a woman I would make a profile as a woman. I love knowing that my protective camoflage doesn't work!!
No.606164
>>606163
don't you crossdress though
No.606165
I don't wanna deal with this shit, if I wanted to date or fuck as a nigger I would make a profile as a nigger. I love knowing that my protective niggerflage doesn't work!!
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>>606164
I'm a tranny, but I do frequently cross-dress as a man
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>>606171
this and Galko were a pleasant surprise
No.606179
whats the adblock extension for firefox people use
i just realized the one i use is discontinued
No.606180
>>606179
I just installed adblock plus
No.606181
my schtick is drugs, gamzee, and self loathing
tee hee~
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No.606192
>tfw you were playing dragon's dogma as a gay and accidentally romanced a girl
shit
shit
where's the no hetero option
No.606201
>>606192
if you didn't romance Mercedes you didn't play the game right
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>>606147
sure you aren't ;)