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No.606185
i was just listening to this last night
No.606186
i'm actually getting scared of the zika virus spread and ending human reproduction
No.606187
>>606183
I once had the tune of this song stuck in my head for a good few months, and I guess over time I hyped it up to be a far better song than it actually is
Imagine my horror when I found out it was Seal performing a song he featured on a Batman OST
No.606188
>>606186
you wouldnt have to worry about that anyway
No.606189
>>606185
>>606187
it is a good ass song
>>606186
it's manufactured to curb the overpopulation, it wont entirely end human reproduction
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>>606186
it just means that goofballs are the next stage of humanity
embrace the goofball
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>>606186
Just like Ebola was supposed to kill us right
Just like swine flu and bird flu right
Just like SARS right
No.606198
>>606197
just like the earth being flat, right
No.606199
>>606198
Yes? Both things are wrong
No.606200
>>606196
>sting's jaguar commercial
why
No.606203
got my second go at my driving test tomorrow
pray for me
No.606204
>>606203
try not to kill anyone
No.606205
>>606203
i hope you succeed but fuck up enough not to get cocky about it
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>>606204
>>606205
i will take both of these messages to heart
No.606208
>>606200
hey what can i say, i like songs featuring sandspeak with a english/other western language track on top
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No.606211
>>606186
if you had studied biology you wouldn't be
No.606212
>>606203
it's gonna be AAALL RIIIIGHT
No.606213
>>606211
i only took one biology class fives years ago
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No.606216
5e Player's Handbook races interestingness tier list:
>God tier
Half-orc
>Acceptable if kept out of the hands of edgelords tier
Tiefling
>I mean I guess tier
Human, Gnome
>I mean I guess but like why tier
Halfling, Dwarf, Half-elf
>Shit tier
Dragonborn
>Literally kick elves out of the fantasy canon tier
Elf
No.606217
half orcs are basically half niggers
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No.606221
>those two guys who copyrighted the concept of reaction videos are now using it to remove angry reaction videos people made in response to them doing that
lol
No.606222
dragonborn suck because if you were gonna include a scaly race why... not... kobolds....................
>>606218
half-trolls would be bretty gud, unless you mean Homestuck trolls in which case take your off-topic autism elsewhere
No.606223
what if half-dragon, half-wyvern
No.606224
>>606221
>The Fine Brothers have stated that they have been making videos almost their entire life, as Benny, being the elder brother, would "rope [Rafi] into making all kinds of weird stuff."[2] The brothers grew up in an Orthodox Jewish family in Brooklyn.
*taps nose*
*winks*
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>>606225
*looks at a vagina all confused and angry*
No.606227
>Tolkien inspired fantasy
No.606228
>>606221
They didn't copyright it, they trademarked it. It's different.
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No.606230
Couldn't win the mtg match wtf
No.606232
>>606216
I always play halfling if I'm going for a non-human race
current character is a CE Weretiger Halfling Bard 7
trying to cure the lycanthropy, the bonuses are gr8, but i don't wanna be stuck in chaotic evil edgelord tier
No.606235
my concept:
>kick elves and half-elves out of the core races, add orcs.
>kick out dragonborn, add kobolds.
>do something interesting with halflings and dwarves.
>alternatively, kick out halflings and add goblins.
>keep tieflings as "horned humanoids with a bad reputation" and get rid of the demonic connection. retroactively erase the concept of aasimars.
>fucking remove the idea that any sentient is inherently inclined towards "good" or "evil."
>remove alignment entirely, retooling paladins to be as varied as clerics, and just let that idea die unless you're willing to put the effort into an actually interesting system modeling morality/ethics/philosophy.
further modifications as they occur to me
No.606236
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No.606237
half spongefan, half batlord
oh wait
No.606238
>>606235
the fuck do you mean, kick out dragonborn
as if this is some established feature of popular fantasy
No.606239
flat-earther should be a character alignment
No.606240
>>606238
this is a series of modifications to 5e, which I consider a big step forward in a lot of regards
not to the fantasy canon in general. also remove elves from the fantasy canon, but I'm specifically here talking about 5e or whatever follows it
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No.606243
I don't wanna play Salt's 5e
No.606244
>>606243
hey, if you can come up with something not bland as fuck to do with halflings we can keep them. I just want goblins, come to think of it
No.606245
>>606235
aren't paladin powers granted by deity of some sorts
why not move the alignment out of the game mechanic and into the universe, so rather than objective truth it's how those gods perceive the world
No.606246
>>606244
I like 5e's seminomadic gypsy caravan halflings, whats wrong with those
also if we're going by 3.5e's goblin racial adjustment statblock, they're TERRIBLE
like worse than 3.5e's kobolds
No.606247
>>606245
I don't precisely remember if that's the case in 5e, but I'm all for every deity having their own paladins.
No.606248
>>606233
I read this as "Couldn't here if you're a lewd qt"
What is rev doing to me lads
No.606249
half vfan, half spongelord
No.606250
>>606248
couldn't hear ur lewd qt wtf
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No.606252
saltlick wants to get rid of elves because they're the master race, similar to whites in the real world
No.606253
incidentally he wants to replace them with orcs, or as I like to call them, niggers
No.606254
elves can be ok but they often overshadow things
No.606255
>>606246
this is all high-level flavor stuff, the mechanics will follow. if they wanted to make goblins playable they would. it wouldn't be hard
5e's halfling flavor is a step in the right direction, but they're still hobbits, and hobbits are boring as fuck. halflings as fantasy Roma is a good start, leave the home-and-hearth stuff to the gnomes who at least have the practical jokes and chemical/mechanical engineering thing going for them
>>606252
>>606253
white genocide now
No.606256
imagine
space elves
delicious brown space elves
No.606257
>>606254
no they don't, their slender frames make their shadows very small
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No.606265
God damn this apple pie is so good.
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i still want chicken wings
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>>606268
But have you considered: nah
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>>606259
space elves
not spider elves
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>>606234
this is the only good opinion you've ever had
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>>606270
Ahem, the term is drow
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>>606276
>not drow-n your s-elf
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No.606280
drows, or as I like to call them, niggers
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>>606280
Drow/dark elves are actually Indian when you think about it
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>>606273
i don't give two hoots, those aren't the space elves i ordered
No.606285
>>606282
They have DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS?
No.606286
>>606285
No if elves=white people then white people with dark skin (i.e. Dravidians) would be dark elves
No.606287
i wish faeries were a more common playable race
like i know they would completely destroy most campaigns because the player could just go "i fly over it lol" or "i go through the keyhole lol" but i always thought more realistic/darker faeries were really cool
like how in mtg faeries are usually, like, tiny assassins that fly through your window and slit your throat in the dead of night. so fucking cool.
No.606288
>>606286
you wish you were Poo-in-Loo-ian so bad
No.606289
>>606288
>wanting to be an Asian male
Hahaha nooooo
Contrary to popular belief I actually like having sex with women
No.606290
do the drow smell like shit
No.606291
>>606289
or half of one, anyway
No.606293
>>606291
If your leg is 50% of your body mass I suggest seeing a doctor
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No.606296
plot twist:
the drow have designated shitting streets because there actually ARE toilet witches in the DnD universe
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>>606294
>melanistic morph that lives underground
why
No.606302
>>606298
Why'd you drop the charges
No.606303
what if grabblers were a fantasy race
No.606304
>>606300
>melanistic morph
What
Is this a fancy way to say "racist" thin people
No.606306
>>606298
i didn't even say anything.
No.606308
>>606304
you really are fucking retarded
No.606310
ever coming here was a mistake but im not going to leave
No.606311
>>606304
I want to pluck my eyes out every time I read your posts
I mean, I especially want to right now because I'm sleep deprived
anyway here's the fucking google image search for "melanistic," you're welcome
No.606312
>>606311
thats a lot of niggermals
No.606313
who were the noods for anyway
was vfan betrayed by her love interest
do i even care?
find out next time
on DRAGONBALL Z
No.606314
>>606308
Melanistic could mean "dark" but Saltlick cannot hate nonwhites so it can't be that
And morph could be short for ectomorph since elves are slight in build
>>606311
Yeah I did google search it I don't need you to do if for me
No.606315
>>606312
i'm partial to the nigguar, myself
No.606317
>>606314
>but Saltlick cannot hate nonwhites so it can't be that
he hates you doesn't he
No.606318
my balls are smooth on the bottom
No.606319
black tigers, or as I like to call them, tiggers
No.606320
lets ramp up the jaspposting
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No.606323
this thread is in top form today
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No.606325
smooth balls are madeof piss
who am I to disagree
I traveled the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something
No.606326
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>>606314
a morph is a form/phenotype, it's a kind of vague term.
populations that spend generations underground, out of the reach of the sun, generally lose pigmentation. why have drow not only kept their pigmentation, but become extremely dark-skinned, in generations underground. is the Underdark just fucking lousy with UV radiation. it is biologically nonsensical. Gary Gygax was just like "oh hey, Scandinavian folklore has these dark elves underground, I associate dark skin and living underground with evil so this is super convenient for me." drow are the laziest fucking fantasy trope
No.606329
My new shtick is posting Feferi!
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No.606332
how do we defeat those who would oppose the jaspposting
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>>606328
so you hate black elves, is what you're saying
thats pretty racist dude
No.606334
>>606332
huff paint fumes until theyre agreeing with you
No.606335
I guess "morph" suggests either a subspecies or a reproductive set/specialized caste, rather than human "races", which exhibit continuously varied phenotypes
No.606336
>>606328
>fantasy
>making sense
>ever
No.606337
>>606336
justifying bad fantasy with "but it's fantasy!" does injustice to good fantasy
No.606339
>>606334
inhalant highs are weird
4/10 not a fan, but its better than sobriety
No.606341
>getting a nice tan from hanging out underground with your drow gf's family
No.606342
>>606339
the high is dying brain cells you knucklehead just go grab some robitussin
No.606343
orcs and dwarves as subsets of elves is pretty tight imo
i think elder scrolls does the best with fantasy races. maybe that makes me retarded
i just wish they had more halfbreeds. i wanna see what a half-dunmer half-orc looks like
No.606344
>>606337
Salty, my bro
Tradional western fantasy is shit anyways
No.606345
remember that one anon that cosplayed hsg
No.606346
>>606339
>inhalant highs
inhale some zyklon b
No.606347
>>606342
robotripping is pretty fun
i call it "putting on my moonboots" because it makes you feel like you're in low gravity and at a slightly different speed than the rest of the world
my aversion to sobriety will swiftly kill me! I love drugs! I love Joey!
No.606348
>>606345
you mean the annoying trash that kept bragging about that money he got off a lawsuit?
No.606349
upon further reflection, i think drow aren't the best dnd waifu
instead, thri-kreen are the best
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No.606351
>>606349
>ditching delicious gray for the nasty sort of bug grill
Nah
No.606352
>>606345
the one with cute girls on his shoulders?
No.606353
>>606351
>thri-kreen
>nasty
wrong.
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>>606351
there's only one kind of delicious gray i need in my life
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>>606353
Mhmmm kiss me my husband~
No.606358
>>606357
*unzips pants*
time to le
No.606359
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No.606360
I mean if you're going to fug someone who's probably going to decapitate you after you both finish at least make sure she's cute
No.606363
>>606360
this isn't even furry/scaley
what would you call this
chitin-y
No.606364
>>606363
Well, she has a mantis body so she's not an anthro
A really monstrous monstergirl?
No.606365
also fef guy, i like your schtick
No.606366
where can i watch scary things
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No.606370
If I can shoot machine guns for my birthday what should I shoot
M3 Grease Gun, P90, or an MP5SD
No.606371
shitto. no. i am putting a stop to this now. go to your room, drink some chocomilk, and calm down. do not spam the general all day.
No.606372
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No.606373
how do we kill all avatarfags
No.606374
useless uselless FUCKING useleless
No.606375
>>606373
turn hsg into a textboard
No.606376
>>606374
i'll permaban you if you don't stop shitting up my board
No.606377
>>606373
its better than
>peri
>inevitable poopydot post
>durrrr stop being mean to my waifu
>inevitable poopydot post
its like every single time he does it, you're guaranteed 2-3 more posts replying to it
No.606378
>>606376
ill permaban you
to hell
No.606379
>>606376
dont pretend to be me, nigger
No.606380
do not permaban the shitto
No.606381
>>606376
>>606379
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
No.606382
but also i agree with the nigger
stop spamming
No.606383
fuck off to moody's twitter, shitto
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>>606383
where can i currently find moody
i need to start haunting him again
No.606388
Top 15 Craziest Homestuck Attacks
No.606389
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No.606390
tfw your chimpanzee rips your face off
No.606391
protip: number 7 never actually surprises you
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No.606395
its a metaphor for our relationship
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>>606394
yeah, definitely the greasegun
historical/military surplus guns are always the most fun to shoot
fuck i wish i still had my gun
i wanna buy another
No.606397
>>606377
what makes you think wes isn't included in avatarfags you dumb shit
No.606398
>>606397
nah, i just worded it weird
i thought you were being critical of new friend fefposter, i meant he was better in comparison to wes
my bad
No.606399
tell me spookyscary story sites but actual stories not creepypasta
No.606400
>>606397
Wes is not an avatarfag he's a waifufag
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>>606400
he toes the line at best
he posts it entirely too often
No.606404
>>606400
stop posting this picture
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No.606408
the midwest is like poop but several states
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>>606408
The midwest is good actually
fuck you
No.606412
>>606411
good at bein poopy
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>>606402
>beretta model 12s
>cz skorpion
>sterling mk4
i envy you so fucking bad oh my god
No.606414
>>606411
Ah yes the scenic rustbelt
No.606415
>>606413
god i hope we can actually pull this off
if it was possible I'd go to knob creek down in kentucky, when they have the big mg shoot event in april
a minigun my man
a fucking minigun
machine guns as far as the eye can see
No.606416
why sharks got such bad teeth
No.606417
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
god I fucking love this country
No.606418
>>606416
I dunno man
Their teeth are pretty good at doing their job
No.606419
boring boring boring boring boring boring boring gooddddamnnn
No.606420
Northeast Rust Belt Untermensch reporting in, we're the absolute worst of the worst my man
No.606421
>>606420
>northeast
>not NW
that's your problem
No.606423
what is so interesting about hearing people who are genuinely terrified for their lives
No.606424
>>606422
>Kyatusha rocket trucks
thats my fetish
No.606425
>>606421
fuck you michigan
No.606426
>>606409
wait a second
is trump biff tannen
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>>606425
>michigan
Fuck Michigan, Hoosier master race
No.606429
reminder that 68% of gun owners are literal cuckolds
No.606430
>>606429
what if the guns were...not properly legally owned by myself or another individual
No.606431
>>606424
Yeah they're cool
No.606432
I feel bad for people who don't live in free states
No.606433
Wow, what are all those heads?
No.606434
I feel bad for people who live in flyover states or Commiefornia
No.606435
>>606434
My man, you live in jew york
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No.606439
the crocodile hunter was dumb
No.606441
>>606435
At least we don't have San Fransisco
No.606442
im such a slut for ghosts
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>>606424
my personal favorite are insurgent tactical vehicles
even though those are the guys who will most likely get killed quickly
i've always envied stimulant pumped sandpeople riding around in beat up pick up trucks with bolted on sheet metal armor and a big mounted machinegun
No.606444
special bullets to kill ghosts
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>>606443
One day I'll build a technical
this is a dream of mine
No.606446
what if human spontaneous combustion was a common occurrence
No.606447
a pair of paranormal pears
No.606448
living in constant fear that you might randomly burst into flames
No.606449
for me living in california is pretty epic
i don't see any of the stupid stereotypes you have of the place, other than tons of mexicans
No.606450
i love fear this shit is great
No.606451
>>606449
Where do you actually live though
LA is fucking horrible holy shit it takes 3 hours just to drive across it the traffic is horrendous
No.606452
>not being near a open source of water at all times
No.606453
do any Yuros still post here
are we all american now
does freedom fuckin' ring boys?!
No.606454
>>606451
yeah, glad i don't live there
No.606456
>>606453
the swedish guy might still come here if he hasnt been beheaded by rapefugees
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>>606455
I don't think this is really very common...
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>>606461
would you like some pics of my boycocky
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i am the ghost of christmas cock
No.606467
sometimes i wake up screaming and drenched in sweat because i had a nightmare about that conversation zwid had with that guy on the hookup site
No.606468
i love being terrified
pump my ass full of fear
No.606469
>>606467
present me with this
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>>606471
i dont like this dont post it again
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>>606471
do we have any confirmation that this is officially licensed ZwidDick?
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No.606476
tfw barbecue pork rinds
>>606471
god every fucking time
that dick looks like a goeyduck
>>606474
yeah zwid confirmed it
No.606477
>>606474
he posted it himself
No.606478
>>606471
it looks like a cat turd
No.606479
>>606471
WHY IS IT SO DARK AND SHRIVELED
DOES HE HAVE A CURSED WANG
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>>606480
nigger stop impersonating me
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whats cool about living in the city is not having to deal with weird monsters
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>>606482
>>606480
would both of you faggots stop making me look bad
No.606486
>>606483
stop impersonating me
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>>606474
we've got two other pictures of his zwidick, it's him
No.606491
if you saved any picture of zwid's dick I'm glad I don't know you in real life
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No.606495
Will her husband ever return from the skeleton war?
Who am I kidding sollux is daoots
No.606496
wes' tendencies to adopt other people's personalities
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>>606495
will you ever die
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>>606496
wes's tendencies to be a little bitch
No.606501
honestly many of cletus's posts would be pretty good if they weren't made by cletus
No.606502
when will we get the weird console games like airblade on the ps4 and xbone
No.606503
>>606501
honestly no you're wrong
No.606504
http://gorillavid.in/cna/xfj2644p0nc1
anyone wanna watch kitchen nightmares with me
No.606505
>>606502
When the fuck is Jet Set Radio Future HD coming
No.606506
i like it when daddy gets angry
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me gonna get some jacky in the box
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>>606496
does that make wes majin buu
No.606515
>>606513
more like majin puu lol
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>>606515
hahaha good one bro
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>>606516
thanks best friend
No.606522
i may have a pube beard
but try to find more glorious pubes than this
i fucking dare you
No.606523
>>606522
the only way you can make the pubes work is if you get your hair at least down to your shoulders in length, it'll make the pube look a little bit better
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No.606525
I didn't mean to post that as a spoiler
No.606526
what are good horror shows that are scary
No.606527
>>606526
goosebumps the tv show
No.606528
>>606526
are you afraid of the dark motherfucker
No.606529
>>606523
yeah im going to grow my hair long
probably shave most of this shit too
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No.606533
the news update will come before February, right?
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No.606535
its not real its not real its not real
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No.606537
Peaches you faggot cat stop appearing when i'm too busy to check my phone
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>>606533
it could come RIGHT NOW
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>>606533
hussie's got like 4 hours left if were going by east coast time
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No.606548
tfw got 90$ in trade in valuenat gamestopmfor games i paid 125 for
at gamestop
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No.606551
>you'll never squirm helplessly under jasper's iron grip
damn
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>>606548
>trading in games at gamestop
No.606554
*grabs ur fone*
*slobers on it*
bbbbllllllllllll
No.606555
>selling games
Unless it's something literally unplayable like Big Rig Racing why even do that
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>>606552
i want a STRONK gf
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>>606554
>slobber
she's not a toddlet
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>>606555
new games
>xenoblade x a shit
>dream team a shit
>infamous okay, but meh
>rabbids land a shit
No.606568
>>606567
err injustice
fuck
No.606569
Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
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should i get a shovel knight amiibo
>>606569
genocide run made me not hate undertale
boss made me hate it again
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>>606566
she was weaned pretty late, she's still in the habit
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>>606571
>boss made me hate it again
did you think he was kidding
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this is unbearable please help
No.606581
>>606567
>>xenoblade x a shit
>>dream team a shit
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No.606583
GIVE THE MAN HIS CHOCOLATE MILK
No.606584
>>606578
So were you a good partner?
No.606586
>>606581
xeno was good for 90 hours but left me extremely disappointed
dream team is boring as fuck. my GOD the dream levels
i'm startingnto think i shoul wean myself off jewtendo
No.606587
>>606584
i wish i had more recovery items but i used them all on undyne
had like, one
ended up installing, guess ill have to try again some day
No.606588
going on a genocide run on utg
No.606589
>>606583
*sits next 2 empty glass*
*bups*
No.606590
>>606587
well at least you didn't turn them into a demon
No.606591
>>606586
>xeno was good for 90 hours but left me extremely disappointed
What
What sort of game gets bad after 90 hours
Either you like it or you don't at that point
No.606592
moody saved shitto...
but who will save us... from shitto...
No.606593
>>606587
*uninstalling
my god
No.606594
one boy, trapped in a chocolate-milk-less future
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>>606592
we need to summon wonk
No.606598
>>606591
i was having fun, then i realised it was shit and never wanted to play it again
we had some good times though
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>>606598
You got stuck, didn't you
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>>606604
I mean
How's it different?
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>>606600
yes tbh
but i was starting to feel disappointed before that
the boss in xenoblade chronicles 3D made me lose an hour of progress (holy shit youre bad at game design) but i went back and grinded to get through
with X i was like 'eh fuck this'
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>>606607
the second to last mission was shit, and also lao a martyr of the anti-sjw resistance
at that point i was like 'eh if i were in his place i'd want to kill off all the muh racism quests too'
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that time when i almost died
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also the writing in the ending was even worse than all the writing before it
>mutant lao appears for no reason at all because 'we need an epic-er final boss'
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>yesterday cousin caught me drinking one of her protein supplement shakes
>tasted really good and sorta want more but she needs it to live
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>>606620
buy some you retard
No.606622
>>606620
Shut the fuck up, Cletus.
No.606623
>>606621
cletus is retarded but i'd assume they're some sort of prescription if she literally needs them to live
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No.606625
Fake, Pretty edgy, and potentially racist?
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>>606621
No these are like special shits
They were strawberry smoothie but they had this sorta citrus-y tang to them too
No.606628
>>606627
ok
make a strawberry smoothie
add protein dust
add citrus
its epic.......
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>>606628
I won't be the same
Whatever I didn't know she'd be so upset about it anyways
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it wasntr real!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>606634
you just said that shit is keeping her alive just minutes before of course shes going to mind
how stupid are you
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>>606646
find someone to talk to that doesnt involve spamming the board
please
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No.606651
everybody in hsg should drink soylent
No.606652
>>606648
Not fucking literally-- she has like 6 of them in her fridge at all times anyways
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>>606649
can you please ban him for a day
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only grant has the power to stop shitto
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No.606659
fuck need to safe up for a ps4 but only can save like 45 a week
god
and i want to buy either a shovel knight amiibo or 20$ eshop card
cant decide though
maybe i should buy neithrr
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File: 1454291388937.jpg (216.92 KB, 700x1081, 700:1081, 5a10b725e8b0d42fe6218a3b10….jpg)
Maybe I can be your boyfriend for tonight.
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>>606659
I'm making sure to use my book store money on amiibos early instead of having to buy like $1000 worth of candy.
It's probably helped on groceries at least.
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>>606661
>>606662
Who even is this
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>>606660
i want 18 to fuck me
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>>606659
>amiibo
dont do this
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>>606666
it looks badass tho
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Next time let's not stop whoever tries to kill themselves first
No.606674
playtherain is in /utg/ now
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>>606678
he was a writefag here for a while
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>>606670
sexiest gun ever made. i want more of them.
i love you gunposter anon. you give this board just a little touch of /k/ to make me feel at home.
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>>606680
never heard of em
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>>606682
You know,
All of these are shit.
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ban shitto
he needs a time out
No.606701
>>606698
because krilling fucked her
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No.606705
what if hsg and sugen fused
No.606706
man
>worked 5.5 hours in sun under cloudless sky
>walked 5 miles in same sun
>NO SUNBURNS
that's it i'm officially immune to sunburns now
also any darker and ima become a nigger
No.606707
>>606705
poopydot posting everywhere
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No.606710
penis inspection day, hsg
drop those pants
No.606716
when the meme so supreme you let out a cream
No.606718
fuck these posts are trash
No.606719
Borderlands: Pre-Sequel and Spec Ops: The Line are both on sale right now
which do get
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No.606721
pre-sequel has awful writing. even worse than bllw
it's not 'leftist memes'
it's 'leftist memes in aistralia, wankah!!! *noscope 360 achievement*'
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>>606719
>Borderlands: Pre-Sequel
The other one
No.606724
also it's more boring than bl2 and generally less fun. cool classes, though
No.606725
thank god 2k australia died and burch left
would be nicer if he died though
No.606726
you just know i'm going to be playing "sjw sequel to good game" and see burch's name in the credits and be like
"oh man this guy again"
No.606727
>BL3 will have nothing to do with burch
THANK JOEY, I WAS WORRIED FOR SO LONG THE SERIES WOULD GO TO BAD
No.606728
my mom just told me i look like im 25
o-oh
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No.606730
nah
do you really think they'll go back to bl1's writing?
non-sjw borderlands is over. we can only hope the social justice will be marginally less pronounced
also i hope they fucking fix the drops
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>>606734
i love watching this
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Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
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>>606736
you're right, i'm sorry.
i meant continue going to bad
No.606739
god damn this sis the second time i've heard someone get john cenaxd in the mall
No.606740
>my lil fleshy stringbean stiffens as it fills with my blood
what does this mean
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>>606740
>my lil fleshy stringbean
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>>606740
your gland is evolving
No.606744
>>606742
>john sees a penis.gif
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>>606744
>john sees a vagina.gif
No.606747
when will we learn about the beforan ancestors
i am sure they were.... epic
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>>606747
headcanon: vriska was captain of feferi's royal guard
No.606750
imagine: strong equius, accepted for being a nigger
vriska, accepted for being a jew
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>>606749
headcanon: you fuck off
reality: you're still here tainting my brain with your posts
No.606753
>>606747
i heard a rumour they'll feature prominently in the final flashes
i hope that's just a rumour
No.606754
>>606753
ultimate proof that homestuck is trash
not that we needed it
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>>606753
where did you hear this
No.606757
god i'm so fucking bored when is church going to end so my mom can pick me up
wanna stick my dick into a jello-basee nigger lifeform
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No.606759
what if instead of goofballs zika produced revs
No.606761
>>606760
whats the key for
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>>606762
this would be a lot epicer without the le peen
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>>606763
why is peridot so dumb
No.606769
>>606768
peridot is actually very smart for a gem
No.606770
if its a pattern
an epic pattern
then just repeat after me
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>>606772
I actually started naming all my video game characters Joey. I have a problem. A Joey problem.
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>>606775
there's no such thing as a joey problem!
No.606777
>>606776
Is that her penis
No.606778
>>606772
I hate this bitch! I want Joey!
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>>606776
Only Joey solutions!
No.606780
>>606772
Here, let the pedophiles have fun
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No.606783
did you fucking record yourself playing morrowind on xbox and take vlc screenshots of it
there's a million meme arrows i can make here
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>>606776
I hate this bitch! I want Joey!
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rev wants to watch the world burn
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>>606783
how can you tell, i never played morrorwind
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>>606793
He's absolutely right, though
Played on Xbox, recorded, vlc screenshots.
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>>606793
its low ass shit res
he's posted before about xbox and morrowind on it
the hud looks fucked up i think but ive neverplayed morrowind
No.606797
>>606796
Vanilla HUD, I have a few mods installed.
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No.606801
i should get some kind of non default background for my ipod
but portrait layout wallpapers arent really a thing
No.606802
we have to stop rev before he destroys the world
No.606803
>>606800
Ugh fine I'll upload it tomorrow on my Xbox channel
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>>606804
i mean like
good ones
No.606806
>>606802
Can't stop won't stop
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>>606805
Pretty sure I posted a fucking great ghostbusters one you can use.
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No.606809
no i mean like
good ones.....
No.606811
not even acknowledging that with an acknowledgement
No.606812
>>606810
nice! nice one, rev!
No.606815
>>606813
shit! shit one, wes!
No.606816
Alright I'm out, I might as well get a few more hours of morrowind for that one guy asking me to upload.
No.606819
>>606817
Now post the fart comic from that artist
No.606821
me think me notice calves shake
me need to exercise
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No.606835
alright so, i just killed a spider but i have no idea where the body went so i don't know for certain that it's dead.
how do i proceed?
No.606836
>>606835
burn down your house
No.606837
last one
tumblry, but also titties so
No.606838
would Beforans be all about that numale/femhandler/bull dynamic
No.606839
>>606835
light house on fire to be safe
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>>606840
>>606839
>>606836
any plans that don't involve me being homeless?
No.606844
give me a good reason to not kill wes
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>>606844
if you kill him no one will spam peridots in these threads!
No.606848
i gotta take a peri really bad
No.606849
>>606845
well that technically still makes him homeless, except it's his spirit not his body
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No.606851
someone post PoM's freakout about Lanky Kong and replace every instance of Lanky with Peridot
No.606853
>>606842
anon you gotta set yourself on fire
its the only way you can fend off the spiderbites anon
No.606855
>>606851
I don't have that
but I do have this
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>>606853
>>606849
>>606845
>>606842
>>606840
>>606839
>>606836
>>606835
i really wish i had an appropriate vriska for this but i only have one
No.606858
>>606855
bummer
its the one where he yells LANKY KONG HAHAH ISN'T IT FUCKING FUNNY?! I POSTED IT AGAIN HAHAHHAHAH FUCK or something to that matter
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>>606859
don't you have anything better to do
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one day i'll surpass nep anon
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>>606860
it's amazing isn't it
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what is it with hsg people and not knowing when to let go of gimmicks
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No.606880
>You can watch the Finebros lose subscribers in real-time
this is gold
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/thefinebros/realtime
No.606882
>>606877
with jews you lose
No.606883
>>606877
>moti shniberg
i wonder who could be behind this
No.606885
>>606883
well to be fair, jews DID do 9/11
so they do have a claim to being able to patent it
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No.606891
>>606887
legitimately fascinating
No.606892
IT'S MY UPDATE, AND I WANT IT NOW!
No.606893
*kicks your pathetic snow house to pieces*
No.606894
>Why don't we say... another month?
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No.606896
>>606880
its funny now, but they'll lose a million or so subscribers and then everyone will forget about it in 2 weeks, and once they do, every 12 year old that wants to get youtube famous will sign up for their reaction video group and give those shitheads a big chunk of their ad revenue in exchange for a shot at fame
and if any other reaction video producer gets popular enough to take views away from them, they'll renege on their promise not to take down any videos and dmca their ass off youtube
make no mistake, the fine bros are gonna make bank off of this in the end. it's the american dream, lads: screw over everybody else to make money
this wouldn't be a problem in a socialist society :^)
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No.606898
there is literally nothing wrong with abusing the united states law (especially copyright law) for profit and to stop competition
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No.606900
>>606896
literally no one cares about them you commie it's just entertaining to watch them be stupid
No.606901
13 MORE MINUTES
EITHER WAY
PREPARE TO BE ANGRY
No.606902
YOU CAN DO IT HUSSIE
I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU BUT SOME RETARD PROBABLY DOES
No.606903
>>606901
what if hussie actually wrote the newsdate already and is just waiting until 11:59 pm
No.606904
>>606901
what's happening now?
No.606905
>>606903
FUCK IF I KNOW
>>606904
a newsdate was supposed to come by the end of january
its 8 minutes to midnight
on the 31st
No.606906
who "le fuggy mcwuggy" cares
No.606907
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
>I'll give you another update on the status before then though. Why don't we say... another month? Sounds good to me, see you then.
No.606908
>>606900
>it's funny to watch assholes abuse the law for profit
people like you are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore
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No.606910
come on le huss..........
No.606911
let me reiterate:
who "le fuggerson mcwuggerson" cares
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No.606913
wait did they actually get the copyright on it?
that's even stupider
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No.606918
what if hussie's in hawaii
No.606919
TWO
MINUTES
TO MIIIIIIDNIIIIGHT
No.606920
the fucker actually did it last minute
No.606921
>>606913
its trademark, not copywrite, and no, right now it's in opposition, so it isn't final yet
No.606923
>>606921
oh ok, so it's just them being retarded like sony trying to trademark lets play
who cares
No.606926
maybe hussie is going by a different timezone?
where does he live? it's only 11:03 here
No.606927