No.606925
here lies hussie
he never delivered
>>606183
No.606928
it's still sunday in american samoa and such
No.606929
>>606928
and most of america
No.606930
fucking eastcoastfags
>>606926
No.606931
hussie lives on the east coast tho
No.606932
>>606928
>>606929
>>606930
>>606931
he's still not gonna deliver
the dream is dead
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>>606931
he has in the past used timezones not his own
but yeah we will get nothing
No.606937
>>606936
oh yeah
didn't he switch to GMT
No.606938
watch the fucker do it like a minute after or something
No.606939
I'm taking a huge peri right now lads
No.606941
>jeb is selling guacamole bowls for insane prices online in a desperate bid to raise money
jeb.....
No.606942
>>606941
Oh man this is pathetic
I've seen shitposts about him but I thought they were just shitposts
No.606943
>>606941
im pretty sure i already have one of those for less than $30??
No.606944
>>606943
you can buy them at dollar stores
No.606945
>>606943
but does it have "Jeb!" written on it?
No.606946
>>606943
If you paid $30 for a mortar you got jipped.
No.606947
is he gonna do a lemonade stand next
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>>606948
george bush's brother
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>>606944
>>606946
its a good mortar though and i stand by my purchase
>>606945
it could, i know i have a sharpie lying around somewhere
No.606952
how do you lose views on a video
more over how do you lose ~5 million views
No.606953
>>606940
>we're sorry you misunderstood us
>we're not trademarking all reaction videos, just our specific format! we won't elaborate on what that format is and if you make a video too close to that non-specified format we will take you the fuck down, but don't worry!
weird eyed jew bros...
No.606954
>>606950
if he puts out things that aren't t-shirts on we love fine that'd be better
all that wasted merchandise potential, and all of the people who don't care anymore
No.606955
>>606950
what
it's still nothing for me
No.606956
fun fact: "jeb" means "fuck" in polish
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>>606955
did you even read the image
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>>606957
posted before i actually opened the image, whoops
No.606960
rev..........................
No.606961
Like the quest bedding was almost a good idea, but that's just the thing, it's not bedding, it's a weird fuzzy blanket thing.
I've never actually seen someone show one off so maybe it's actually useful but this seems like the sort of thing you wouldn't want to actually use on a bed
No.606962
>>606961
is that thing just mattress sized
like, can you actually pull it over and tuck it in or is it just a rectangle you lay on top of a bed
No.606963
>>606962
The latter, I think.
It says it's 60"x90" but I don't know bed measurements so I could be wrong.
No.606965
>>606961
what if they sold actual slab of stone quest beds
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>>606965
they sold those shitty baffler things thats pretty close
No.606967
>>606966
i regret buying one of those
i don't remember why i bought one
like iirc i knew it wasn't a good idea even at the time
but yea i have a $60 block of wood in here somewhere
No.606968
>>606967
>wood
wait so those things weren't even like polished granite or some shit are you serious
No.606969
>>606968
no they were wood
No.606970
it's a nice looking piece of wood but nowhere worth $60
No.606971
i got backstabbed because i was reading your shitty posts, i hope you're happy
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>>606977
goodnight.
goodbye.
No.606979
why do i like old obsolete shit like cassettes and laserdiscs so much
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>>606979
lmao get off the internet, grampa
No.606984
>tumblr about monsters who dont care for the gender binary
???
No.606985
>american psycho isn't on netflix anymore
mother FUCKER
No.606986
grant ban me for like 3 days
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.606988
>/aco/ has a better thread for something than /d/ does
hiro........
No.606989
grant i've had some pretty good burgs the past few days
i usually buy ground meat for taco/burrito meat but I made half of it into patties and they're really good
i put half a sauteed onion on it too it's great
No.606990
shadman is thorough if nothing else.
stuff i never thought i would see porn of is there in full force
No.606991
holy shit i wasn't paying attention earlier but this guy has some serious eye issues the entire video
No.606992
>>606991
that's because he's seeing shekels disappearing
No.606993
they lost 100k subscribers in a day
even with 14 million subscribers that's a pretty significant loss, I hope it continues just to see the reactions it causes
No.606994
does anyone wanna be my girlfriend
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No.606997
i have my driving test in like an hour
i have resolved to deal with this like a mature adult by panicking constantly
No.606998
>>606997
Just make sure your vehicle is in working order
No.606999
>>606998
i am using my instructor's car, i don't have a vehicle
No.607000
>>606999
just go slow
are you gonna drive through the city or in a course?
No.607001
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>606997
sing this while driving
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>>606997
I have mine in a week
send help
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No.607005
driving test man: requesting update
No.607006
crashing this car
with no survivors
No.607008
is Trump really the favorite Republican candidate rn?
No.607009
>>607008
yes
skipping that debate the other day to do that fundraiser for wounded warriors probably made him even more popular
No.607010
>>607005
yoooooooo what up i passed
No.607011
>>607009
He's like Luigi, he can win even by doing absolutely nothing.
No.607012
No.607013
>go to bed
>"whatever he'll probably post some shitty 'I'll update you further in another month guise!' bullshit"
>couldn't even manage to do that
No.607014
what gets me is people saying 'guys he said A month, as in any month that's not december' as if that's a) not retarded and b) genuinely what hussie meant
No.607015
>>607014
I mean
He never said January. Technically he still has a few days to update us and it'd still be a month(ish)?
But you know he's not
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IT'S LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND IT NEVER ENDS
No.607029
oh no.. pls dont... :((((
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No.607034
CUTE THING
DON'T BE RUDE, THING
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No.607038
shes like a human goofball
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>>607037
they probably have good reasons
No.607040
someone buy shitto a prostitute
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No.607044
has anyone here lost their virginity to a prostitute
what was it like
do you regret it
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No.607046
http://puu.sh/mRNMp/f9d20b4a3b.png ive always wanted to make one of these but i know no one would comment and id just look like a complete sad case
No.607047
for the record he got 43
mostly girls
hes not even hotter than me hes just rich and not autistic
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No.607051
tfw when you got no pills
No.607053
>>607047
>he's not even hotter than me
sure, jan
No.607054
i thought the future would be cooler
No.607055
>>607053
http://puu.sh/mRO9A/66f4830a37.jpg hes not my type though i guess there's technically nothing wrong with him
No.607056
oh and im definitely hotter than him
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>>607058
is it me you're looking for
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my passions include self inserting in snuff films
No.607072
what the the the fuckkkkk
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my passions include self inserting in yo momma
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No.607079
>daily challenge has dark bum and death's touch in the devil room
>start as judas with no spirit hearts
>cannot trade for either
[screams externally]
No.607080
REMOVE SHITTO remove shitto
No.607081
moody actually failed in saving shitto
this is the spirit of shitto haunting us from beyond the grave
not even grant can stop this
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>>607083
denied of his chocolate milk
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>>607089
i don't want to have to permaban you
No.607092
my memehole quivers for you
No.607093
i jerk off to goku/vegeta yaoi
No.607094
go eat some candy and have a nap
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No.607099
*8ees a responsi8le adult*
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No.607101
Dreams logged: 1 (56)
Images saved: 4 (4)
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No.607103
my chubby tummy is like a cute little bunny..! :3
No.607104
*farts in hand*
*smells it*
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i am the one who gets murdered
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No.607111
have you tried putting your choco milk in the microwave
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>>607111
Ye
It turned out okay
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No.607118
What kind of name is shitto
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No.607121
How funny would it be if it turns out shitto is a pedo
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No.607126
talesfags should all be gassed
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No.607128
when u a come home and make die
No.607129
why do you keep doing this to me
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>>607123
I remember when I donated to him but that was just as he went AWOL for the first time so I rescinded the payment and he never even bothered to contest it.
Him looking almost exactly like my creepy stalker sort-of friend still doesn't surprise me.
No.607133
>>607131
>cheating on his wife with gf
wow what a jackass
No.607134
we have to get spongebob back
No.607136
our boiler is fixed and the house is finally kind of cozy again
sugoiiii
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No.607139
i hate everything the world is gay
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No.607145
YouTube is crashiñg every time I try to upload this morrowind video, anon
No.607146
youtube has become sentient
its protecting us
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>>607145
take the fucking hint
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No.607151
>google's top engineers trying to figure out why youtube keeps going down for seemingly no reason
>youtube's master control AI responds in a roboticized voice:
>"its rev"
No.607152
[in HAL voice] rev me up, dave
No.607153
No.607155
it's gonna get rev
I'm gonna make it rev
No.607156
(rev me up)
rev me up inside
(I can't rev up)
rev me up inside
(Save me)
No.607157
I'm boycotting language. it's just noises and hand wiggles, guys, it doesn't mean anything. teach the controversy
No.607158
No.607159
is comcast having an outage or somethin
No.607160
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO REV ME UP
No.607161
rev me up
before you go-go
No.607162
I WANNA MAKE YOU HORNY
BUT I CAN'T REV IT UP
*vomits a lottle*
No.607164
you show up to your music theory exam. it's one question. the question is "why is 3/4 superior to 4/4?" do you pass?
No.607165
>>607164
One of them is faster, I think 4/4 is.
No.607166
I'll probably end up revving up and make it super awkward
No.607167
>>607165
faster by what unit? holding bpm constant, 3/4 packs more measures into the same amount of time. holding measures per minute constant, 4/4 packs more beats into the same amount of time. time signature isn't a measure of speed, it's a guide to the division of time
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Don't you want to rev off with me
No.607171
>>607164
hey fuck you buddy
*does it in 4/3*
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No.607175
happy black history month, hsg! :3
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is anyone in HSG old enough to remember the moment black people suddenly popped into existence in the early 1960s?
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No.607182
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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is anyone in HSG old enough to remember the moment niggers suddenly popped into existence in the early 1960s?
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No.607187
I want to become a Joeyposter, but I want to do some market research first. What, personally, draws you to Joey Claire?
No.607188
>>607187
her love for watermelon
the way she smacks her lips
her disdain for the police
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>>607188
-cut! No, no, no. Your line is "I love Joey!" Then I say, "Yes, but what do you love about Joey?" and you say "I love Joey!" again. It's a very simple part, I could hire anyone to do it. Now let's try this again, and this time earn your paycheck. Alright, everybody, back to the beginning!
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hey slitty slooter cummie shooter
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>>607187
The sound she makes when I smack her in the head with a shovel! I love Joey!
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>>607199
very original post, my friend :^)
No.607201
>>607200
very original post, my friend :^)
No.607202
after the fine bros i hope the next youtube person to go down in flames is the guy who does those video game theory videos
No.607203
Could Joey Claire... be dead???
No.607204
>>607202
I would rather have pewdiepie go down first
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No.607209
Which one of these should I hunt first.
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>>607209
those are some strange-ass fetishes right there
No.607211
you are now imagining having sex with rev
No.607212
holy shit fam splatoon is amazing
and i haven't even played online yet
wanna rape an inkling girl amiibo tbh
nintendo did it again
No.607213
Why is The Incredibles getting a sequel 15 years later?
No.607214
>>607212
I want to feel that feel again, I have not played for months
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No.607216
>>607213
i know, i can't believe it didn't get one sooner
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>>607212
the single player was pretty great yea
sad it was so short
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No.607219
File: 1454357559481.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.78 MB, 737x775, 737:775, 1446606408599.gif)
i prepped for splatoon by dling tons of porn
it adds to the experience
No.607220
>>607219
are octolings playable yet
No.607221
>yet
idk probably not? haven't played mp yet
gotta wait for fast racing ngggo to dl
No.607222
>>607221
they're probably going to be playable eventually, data miners found a bunch of shit a while ago
No.607223
i have 6.77 in eshop money
what do i buy? should i just get mewtwo
No.607224
>>607222
with all the porn of them i found i expected them to be more than just generic enemies tbh
No.607225
>>607224
>with all the porn of them i found i expected them to be more than just generic enemies tbh
you new to this kind of thing
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>>607219
tfw posted here for friend who asked
tfw friend went ofrline right before i could link
fam.....
No.607230
saving shitto was a mistake
you should have let wonk have him
No.607231
>>607230
is that made by that chick who does 1 pixel line porn?
her art is great but fucj THICKEN YOUR LINES HOLY SHIT ITS NOT HARE
No.607233
>>607232
idk looks like her
i remember her doing great things like 'futa jade jerking to rose / bec'
if she was a better artist she might be kaybeer tier (rip)
No.607234
i really miss kaybeer tbh
No.607235
>>607218
2019
minus
2004
equals
suck my:
dick
No.607236
all these shitty name/trips
No.607237
"perpetual boner machine"
i will literally suck your dick if you remember that
No.607238
>>607233
>great things
>futa
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>>607238
fam, ur taste..... its bad....
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No.607241
And This
*GASHUNK*
Is My Cocky Kun
No.607243
anyone want to shoot ink w/ me
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No.607245
lmao mvp in first game i played
i think? got most points at least
No.607246
>>607245
congratulations on beating a bunch of kids i guess?
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No.607248
tfw your team wins every game by a mile...............
No.607249
what if there was a "music player" but instead of playing music it "played" tasks... so you program "do dishes," "do taxes," "research apartments," whatever tasks you need to accomplish into it and set it to shuffle through 15-minute intervals of each of those tasks. so every 15 minutes (or whatever time you have it set up for) you switch tasks to whatever it tells you to do, and you can associate to-do lists and actual music playlists with each task.
No.607250
all right
time to burg up!
No.607251
>burnt out this coil already
FUCK
No.607252
what if there was a saltlick but instead of blah blah blah
No.607253
>>607252
do you mean "what if there wasn't a saltlick"
No.607254
>>607253
no i was going to do a whole thing but i got bored halfway through
No.607255
what if there was a saltlick but instead niggers
No.607258
>>607257
I wish I could have one so I could stab it with a knife
No.607259
>>607251
on what
an ecig
do you smoke the electric jew
No.607260
>>607257
does it have a "secret compartment"?
No.607261
>>607259
>he doesn't know the vape meme
No.607263
hey mouthpic lad, you should become a dental hygienist
you can look at mouths all day, in person
and have your vore fantasies about your patients
No.607264
>>607259
*blows vape all over your face*
No.607265
>>607259
in my epic vape, yes
No.607266
>>607261
>>607264
>>607265
just smoke indian reservation cigarettes homeboy
fuck health
hasten your death
also vaping is shit, whether for tobacco or actual drugs
inhaling carcinogens just feels good, b
No.607267
>>607266
i will be eternal
hsg is just the beginning of spongelord
so
i have to vape
No.607269
>>607266
if you want to hasten your death just swallow a bullet
No.607270
>>607269
whoa whoa thats intense
and im a coward
i'll stick to a heart attack death somewhere in my mid 30's thank you very much
No.607271
ha2ten the2e
*grab2 diick2*
No.607272
>3 in 4 young black Americans say they’d feel like fleeing the country if Donald Trump were elected
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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No.607274
how can saltlick be real if niggers are real
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No.607276
Hello yes
this is the authorities
we are after the poster of ms. vfan's nudes
and also cletus for gross degeneracy and a case of aggravated niggardry
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>>607276
i mean
the laws vary a lot state by state and i couldnt find a concrete answer
but i think if cletus's cousin found out he posted pics and wanted to get him in legal trouble it could be done
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No.607281
social interactions are shitty no one cares
No.607282
please.... please... tell me how stupid you are... yes... ha... hahah..
No.607283
>>607279
yeah most likely
i doubt the courts would smile upon a
black chanposter who fucks his crippled white cousin
No.607284
imagine some authority being paid to sift through hsg posts
No.607285
*drinks other peoples prescription medicine*
guess who
No.607286
wow wouldn't it be cool if apt worked the way it was supposed to on my computer
No.607287
>>607285
me, that time i tried an associate's methadone?
>>607284
i want that job
No.607288
how do we let cletus's cousin know that he's postin her nudes here
No.607289
special made for the investgator:
she used to cuck me on her libphone
No.607290
>>607288
message her on facebook
No.607291
you never get caught if you never lock in
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>>607288
tap morse code on her stump
No.607294
>>607288
send her an email titled "this one strange trick will regrow limbs*
No.607295
>>607294
PROSTHETIC FITTERS HATE HIM!
No.607296
cant you see the writing on the wall
No.607297
>>607296
I mean
yeah
its written on the wall
No.607298
*sends e-mail to cletus*
this one strange trick will make you white
No.607299
i wanted to nap but theres noises in my walls and i cant ignore them
No.607300
>>607296
Couldn't see ur writing wtf
No.607301
too busy livin lately to ever live without the life
No.607304
when are you going to die
No.607305
No.607306
theres no truth in memories
No.607307
>oh jeez theres like 6 reports must be a cp bot on the board
>there was
>but only one of you fuckers reported it
No.607308
>>607285
moody?
didnt he use antidepressants he found on the floor?
No.607309
>>607272
I'd pretty heavily consider it
No.607310
>>607307
what were the other reports
No.607311
>>607308
no i was talking about cletus drinking his cousins med-shakes
No.607312
>>607307
nick the board is so broken i'm surprised people even post outside of the general
No.607313
>>607308
yeah
he didn't understand that antidepressants work over time as they build up
he thought they would just cure him
No.607314
>>607307
i dont bother checking reports
i dont care about people getting reported for posting anime or undertale
i just occasionally check the front page
No.607315
>>607307
whenever I report a cp post I globally report it
No.607316
>>607312
fam 8ch is back to normal
for now
No.607317
>>607310
just like random stuff i guess, something about illegal opinions
No.607318
i love posting on this eightchan!
No.607319
that awkward moment when u die irl
No.607320
who can afford to report in this economy
No.607321
>>607315
that is probably the best thing to do
i wonder if global mods can still global ban someone if i b+d
>>607314
clear evidence that grunt is wiser than i am
No.607323
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this thread doesn't have enough peri!
No.607324
>>607322
>star wars sword
all this effort put into making this look polished and they couldn't google "star wars sword" to find the word "lightsaber"
No.607327
>>607322
>star wars sword
this was done on purpose wasn't it
No.607328
>>607327
>>607324
>>607325
It HAS to have been on purpose
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>>607311
They're not medicine...
No.607331
>>607328
I was wondering if it was a copyright thing for some reason? there's an established generic word for lightsaber, it's "lasersword"
No.607332
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>>607331
Lightsaber isn't copyrighted or trademarked
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>>607324
>>607325
>>607327
its from a site called "studygeek" that sells epicly quirky hipster nerd paraphernalia
so no, i do not think it's intentional
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>>607338
>>607335
>thinking that you have the right to call me unoriginal when all you do is spam the same pictures and copy what i say
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>>607341
>>thinking that you have the right to call me unoriginal when all you do is spam the same pictures and copy what i say
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*folds arms behind back*
*peers over the city*
*laughs evilly*
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>Steven is 14
Shouldn't Connie's parents be preparing her for an arranged marriage?
Is that not her ethnic background?
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its only me whos as lonely as me
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>>607342
>>607343
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little poopydot post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for an 8chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" peridot but as a turd, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on hsg posting about a overused meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic scatfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Poopydot! Poopydot!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
No.607351
my teeth hurt
my dentist is very rough on my chompers
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>>607353
I had to improvise okay
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>>607347
I think Mrs. Maheswaran would literally kill anyone who fucked her daughter at any age
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dinosaurs are overrated and not real
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i take that back fuck you
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why does wes do this to himself
does he just not understand?
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i hate everything and you
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>>607355
*takes a shit on your face*
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>>607358
peridot isn't a child
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be like me instead you fucking piece of shit
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my eyes are most valuable part of me
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>>607374
im gonna fuckin take em then
No.607376
intrusive thoughts of self mutilation and unavoidable paranoia
No.607377
if you had a gun with one bullet, who would you shoot, shitto or wes?
No.607378
what you're seeing now is my normal state
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>>607377
I shoot shitto and moody jumps in front of him in the last second to take the bullet
then I choke wesley to death with my poop
No.607380
i dont know which one is me man
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and this
is to go even further beyond
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>>607377
myself
to be free of both of them
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can moody save shitto one last time?
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>>607357
>fusion
I'm serious, are they not the arranged marriage people?
It's not like she could pick anyone better than Steven, the gems like Connie and would pr9tect them just like Steven.
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>>607385
I don't think Indian people to arranged marriages anymore.
Moreso ones that live in America.
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>Detective Batsu parts 1 - 6 are subbed now
HELL THE FUCK YES
>>607386
Mm. Oka6y.
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certificate of conformity
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>>607386
false-a-fuckin-reeno
two girls in my graduating class had arranged marriage
one of the girls didn't even get to walk the stage or go to graduation or anything
literally a day after her last final exam she disappeared
we later found out that her arranged husband was some dude in Yemen
No.607391
im tired of hearing and seeing things that arent there fuck you youre shit
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>>607390
hey man
superpower by 2020
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>>607390
Huh, well I guess they had a designated spouse.
No.607394
sometimes the freshest rhymers
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>>607390
Yeah that whole region of the world is pretty fucking disgusting
No.607397
i should learn how to vibrate my molecules
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>>607392
>>607393
heheheheh
dude how bad would that suck to be a fucking american citizen living in a middle class suburb
and then your family going all fundamentalist on you and making you move to a fucking desert hellhole to marry a guy you've never met, who probably barely can communicate with you, and very well may be upwards of 25 years older than you
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>>607396
Get this bootleg Joey outta here! Where's the real shit!
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>>607398
I don't even get how that's still possible
No.607401
im all full of data like a spiderman villain
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>>607400
It's still possible because "MUH RELIGION"
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designated sitting street
it's just a street in india with a bunch of chairs lined up
that indians shit on because they're subhuman
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>>607398
how old were they
cause if they were 18 pretty sure that's illegal
No.607406
everything is too fast i dont like it
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>>607400
it very well might have been illegal
i'm pretty sure the school didn't know she was leaving, much less any actual authority figures
here today, gone tomorrow shit
reportedly none of her friends or anything knew
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>>607407
That's how these fundy shitbags work
Arranged in private, whisked away in the dead of night, ruining lives because of ignorance and in the name of "respecting traditioñ"
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foah suppah
i, er, uh, wanna pawty plattah
No.607419
whatt he the hell is happening
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>>607416
it's the one on the right, bitchboy isn't getting his dick any kinda wet with that lipstick on
No.607421
I love Jasper!
and by that I mean my dogger
not your degenerate tumblr gems
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>>607421
jasper is pure
pure
No.607423
does anyone else find abstracted, schematic depictions of the human body kind of hot? like obviously real people are hotter, and good drawings are okay too, but there's another weird spike for me in the area of "mannequin-like and not wearing any clothes"
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>>607423
I really liked the FFFFFF white skin some Homestuck porn artist did, if that counts.
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>>607420
I'm a little concerned that you can hide half of a full grown man in your anus
That's just not healthy
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>>607424
yeah, sure
I also got a boner for the models they used in Fable when you were upgrading your character's attributes
>>607425
*anal vores Rev*
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>>607426
I vaguely remember playing Fable, but I doñ't remember that
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i dont even know what too dooooo
No.607432
i'm not a shitposter, i just meme a lot
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>>607432
>definition of shitposter
>"I do that but I'm not one"
No.607435
what if it wasn't even shitto
what if the person just spamming non sequitur bullshittery was just some demented crossie
lost in chanhell
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every fucking day
i hate everything i want to die
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>>607436
WEST COAST BEST C9AST
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>>607442
Who's this clown?
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>>607434
>>607434
i'm Still Not A Shitposter
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>>607322
place videogame directly into kidney
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>>607452
They're getting their shit pushed in over trying to copyright that
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>>607456
do people still believe in the mituna theory
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>>607458
pakistani duh
muslim indians
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>>607458
>no ethnic Indian can ever be a Muslim
WHAT?
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>>607458
and you're just a plain ol nigger
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>>607461
"Indian" Muslims should be shot tbh
>>607464
Yeah but Muslims actually take their religion seriously
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so he's a bit of a libbycucker
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>>607468
>not "I am growing yuger"
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>>607466
>destroy all these historical sites, and sell the rest for sheckels
Seriously, huh?
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>>607472
They destroy the sites because those sites are idolatry and conflict with their "Properly Islamic" version of history
Don't tell me you're so much of s cuck that you actually think Islam is a religion of peace
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>>607471
present a leprechaun
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for some reason, i feel like ben can stop shitto's rampage
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>>607473
>idolatry
And naming 80% of your male population after your prophet ISN'T idolatry? Holy shit the gall these people have!
No.607479
did you guiz here about that kid in lahore pakistan
his teacher at his madrasa asked if any of his students didn't love the Prophet
the kid heard it wrong and thought he said DID love the Prophet
the teacher chewed the kid out and called him a blasphemer
so the kid walked home, went into his father's toolshed and cut the hand he raised in class off at the wrist
he then walked back to school with an open amputation wound and presented the blaspheming hand to his teacher
because he thought he would be eternally damned for hearing a question wrong
he's now being celebrated as a role model for all young pakistanis
No.607480
nothing is stopping me but me
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>>607479
WELCOME TO "THE DEVELOPING WORLD" WHERE MUTILATION IS ACCEPTED AND EXPECTED
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>>607484
Can't stop won't stop
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>>607484
you cant
hes too revved up
its like trying to extinguish a sun at this point. you just have to let it float soundlessly in space until it collapses.
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>>607478
>And naming 80% of your male population after your prophet ISN'T idolatry? Holy shit the gall these people have!
Rev has reached "middle aged mildly racist mom on facebook" levels of stupidity
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i love rev! i love that wacky rev! rev me up!
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wacky rev's playhouse of fun
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oh man i just cracked my neck and it felt good
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>>607478
No
Is naming your son Micheal or Gabriel blasphemy?
>>607487
>Islam is a race!
Nah
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>>607478
Josh is a pretty common name
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>>607497
>>607495
I'm not religious but there is a difference between picking a name you like and picking a name because you want to be seen as devout and faithful beyond reproach.
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>>607499
>on the TNT network
>not featuring the crypt keeper, as voiced by john kassir
>no longer episodic, each season will be a single story
>directed by M Night Shymalan
fuck EVERYTHING
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>>607501
Did you really expect anything on TNT to not be shit?
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>>607500
>but there is a difference between picking a name you like and picking a name because you want to be seen as devout and faithful beyond reproach.
well, i guess, but that doesn't happen
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>>607502
no...thats why i listed it as a bad thing in the first place, rev
oh yeah and forgot
>script written by the guy from Hemlock Grove
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>>607503
>naming your kid immediately and directly after the prophet
>that doesn't happen
???????????
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>>607505
Today on "Joseph Fender is literally retarded."
No.607507
i will protect rev from thinking
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fucking rex duodecim angelus
i forgot that horrid video exists
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you want it all but you can't have it
it's in your face, but you can't grab it
what is it?
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>>607510
at least it's not game over where someone got paid to make assets that shit
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y'know, as great as bryan cranston was, i wonder how tom selleck would have done as walter white.
they have a similar build and look, just a slightly different style.
anyone else think that would be cool? tom selleck as walter white?
No.607519
who /hopingfortheextinctionofthehumanraceduetozika/ here
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>>607518
I saw enough of Selleck as a kid
There is no need to see more of him
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>>607521
>who cares
>on a board dedicated entirely to shitposting
who cares about literally anything that's posted here
No.607525
shitposting is a lifestyle
No.607526
it's not a "phase," Mom, I'm a shitposter! It's who I am!
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>>607523
what did i do
speak to me
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>>607524
I care about your posts least of all
No.607530
>today is Dinosaur Comics' 13th birthday
Dinosaur Comics is about to start sassing Ryan North super hard
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>>607529
jokes on you chucklefuck, you've complimented my posts two or three times in just the last couple weeks
No.607532
will somebody just get moody to come take care of shitto already this is stupid
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>>607533
no
why dont you shut up
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shhhh don't disturb the sleeping peri
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>>607536
why dont YOU shut up
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>>607543
Metal Solid Gear me
No.607547
WHATS WRONG BUT WONT msg me
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>>607545
alright, give me a few minutes
i am actually going to be a complete autist and do this, i have that little better to do
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>>607548
>>607545
fuck, so apparently it gets rid of the little (you) things after a few threads, but anyway
i was the guy arguing about trannies and the guy looking for a particular feels guy edit
No.607550
*holds up gun*
Give me your (You)s
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>>607549
you could ask grant
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>>607549
>arguing about trannies
What's to argue? They allow cars to move.
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>>607551
i could ask grant
but the question is, is grant going to give enough of a shit?
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>>607553
i don't know whether to laugh or tell you to shut the fuck up
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>>607549
your ip must have changed or something
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BCC: We have completed the stage [nostril] and need to set it as so.
bcasc_stage_nostril => 95
BCC: We have completed the stage [nostril].
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youre an asshole i hate you stop tricking me
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I understand wanting to prove you had the coveted notion of me saying you made a good post, that is normal and everything
No.607566
im kinda dumb but youre super dumb
No.607567
entering a new arc
shitto's rampage
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my head hurts and i cant remember what ive been doing the past 15 minutes
No.607571
i honestly don't remember who shitto is
i remember he was a shit kiddo and i think wonk was after him but that's it
No.607572
plunge your hands into my organs
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I drew an orc jock girl and it's a p. good drawing from roughly the base of the ribs up but
she's leaning forwards at an improbable angle
why can't I draw people standing up straight
why can't I draw
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yfw when unacceptable mutilation
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tfw eating grandma's home made potato salad
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tragic self mutilation is imminent
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>>607589
if i recall correctly
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>>607589
imploding internet relay chat
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>>607589
"if I recall correctly"
>>607587
the bust that isn't horribly fucked up or do you want to see the gravitational instability
No.607596
u ever get that awk moment when u want to cut your dick off O.o
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>>607596
I'm not mentally ill
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>>607589
if i remember correctly
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No.607602
when will the trump memes end
it took a while for the ron paul memes to end, and those were actually good
No.607604
im going to go die
you failed
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>>607605
asking him to ban people just pisses him off
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>>607606
well that is an efficient and healthy style of moderation
No.607608
holy shit why did i just get super tired suddenly
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welp nintendo wins again
>fast racing neo a boss
>also only 15$
>splatoon a boss