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No.607615
whew i just got home from a video game convention
there were sooooo many numales, ive never seen such a large population of them in one area
No.607616
>>607615
how respectful were their nods
No.607617
oh shit, the gap between bernie and hillary is only 0.8%
No.607618
>>607615
that's prime numale breeding grounds
i mean they're not the ones breeding but they watch
No.607619
>>607615
>whew i just got home from a video game convention
As someone who plays like 5 hours of vidya a day
WHY
No.607620
CLINTON
49.8%
SANDERS
49.6%
!!!!!!!!!
No.607621
you can make a word about Zayn Malik by substituting Z for the first consonant
you can make a word jeans-related with a J
you can make a word about snakes and or snails with SN
three memes is a pattern, and therefore a metameme. a metameme is only so many steps away from being a productive core linguistic process. onset substitutions are the next wave
No.607624
whoops, i'm dozing off already
>>607616
really respectful, it was almost a competition to see how respectfully they could nod at certain times
>>607618
it was like lovebug season
except without the sex i think
>>607619
vacation B)
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No.607626
>>607625
good idea
night hsg!
No.607627
>>607624
every post you make makes me want to blow your head off
No.607628
bernie.... no.............
No.607631
>>607630
post your cock dude
No.607633
>>607632
cletus "flat earth" "race exists" cousinfucker chiming in to finally for the first time in his life doubt the veracity of a source of information
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>>607634
every post you make makes me want to blow your head off
No.607638
note: i want bern to win.
No.607639
*spins keyboard around my finger like a revolver*
No.607640
>>607635
but my candidate is zoltan istvan
No.607646
bernie is going to lose unless we, WE, do something hsg
No.607647
>>607646
i shall pray to karl marx
No.607648
>>607630
So what exactly is the con job on this.
The article was just saying "Trump is pretending to be retarded", which he might be, but that doesn't really help him much aside from maybe a small temporary increase in profits.
No.607651
>>607633
>"RACE DOESN'T EXIST!"
Okay glad to hear we can get rid of Affirmative Action then :^)
No.607652
dont reply to the foreskin muncher
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No.607654
>>607640
>but my candidate is zoltan istvan
Epic choice
No.607657
>>607655
Santorum won the Iowa Caucus in 2012
No.607658
>>607634
c'est la vie
>>607645
it is funny, but part of me is terrified that we'll have cruz as a president
i think he'd be somehow worse than trump
No.607659
>>607654
changing my vote because i hate you
No.607660
cruz looks like he's sculpted out of wax
No.607661
>Salt "Race doesn't exist damn I sure am high on this catnip" Lick
No.607665
>>607661
you're not at the top of this
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>>607649
>it means most of his campaign is bullshit. which poses a significant problem come if he ever had the chance of becoming president.
I mean he never had a chance in the first place, that article isn't really surprising, "Donald Trump will never get elected". Big surprise.
I guess does Cruz "winning iowa" make him the candidate.
No.607671
WEE WOO THE AUTHORITIES ARE ON THEIR WAY
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No.607672
>>607664
You have an alleged iq of 143 and you spelled moi as "mua"
>>607665
The Europid example isn't pale
No.607673
it's just
even the sunglasses emote
>>607658
i'm just curious
are you taking after me on purpose or are you a new friend and this is some sort of ecological niche thing
No.607674
>>607670
stop replying to the jude
>>607672
nigger, stop replying to the jude
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>>607662
hehe, this is a good way to look at it
No.607677
>>607673
wait
that isn't you?
No.607678
>>607677
no
this is surreal if they're new
No.607680
save me from the hell i'm in
No.607681
>>607680
*wakes u up inside*
No.607682
will hsg ever have a dumber moment than someone believing flat earthers
No.607683
>>607679
You have an alleged iq of 143 and you're an unironic communist
No.607684
why am i so self aware
why can't i stop thinking
i wish i could just curl up in a ball and not exist
No.607687
>>607684
This too will pass.
No.607689
>>607673
oh i'm not trying to steal your style, this is how i always typed as anon except for the smileys
btw, whoops i didn't realize you used the sunglasses smiley, i'll use a different one
No.607690
>>607685
I don't believe in souls of the occult at all
I love when you strawman
No.607691
>>607683
that is immorality, not stupidity
iq has nothing to do with values
No.607692
>>607689
dont get cucked out of your emoticons
>>607690
shut up you shitskin
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No.607694
>>607687
and it's just gonna come back, as always
i hate how hsg is the only place i can talk about this, and even then, i feel bad for doing so
can someone just end my misery
No.607696
>>607694
do it yourself you lazy fuck
No.607697
>>607689
no no shades it up, take all the shades i ain't gonna wear em
keep being cool B) while I keep not being here probably
No.607698
>>607691
No like she actually thinks it will work and that it's inevitable
>>607695
The difference is I can actually admit when I'm wrong
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No.607700
>every reply to cletus is about him believing the earth was flat once
sure it was funny, but stop overusing it like this
it's basically cheapening and water it down so it just becomes a sound you make, like a grunt when you approve of something
No.607703
>>607700
okay but consider: he literally believed the earth was flat
No.607704
>>607696
my death would hurt others around me
i can't bring myself to do it
No.607705
>>607692
i will respect dot's smileys, she is my sempai
>>607697
okay thanks B)
but if i start stepping on your toes let me know, i can try typing different or something
No.607707
>>607705
i told you to fuck off
No.607708
>>607705
grow a spine you sad little coward
you act like a canadian
No.607709
welp nintendo wins again
>fast racing neo a boss
>also only 15$
>splatoon a boss
will any other console ever have worthwhile exclusives
No.607710
>>607701
>If it takes you 20 minutes to admit the earth is round
Yeah fuck investigating things on your own
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No.607712
>>607709
Fast Racing Neo looks too good to be running on the Wii U
It's epic I want it
No.607713
>>607705
start typing with capital D's, O's, and T's, all the time
do it or I'll never notice you
No.607715
so this.....is the power of shitposting....
No.607716
why hasn't god killed me yet
No.607717
>>607714
>but a whole twenty minutes to investigate in this endless sea of opportunity and information that is the internet,
Well obviously you can't use biased sources like NASA or FlatEarthTruth.org or whatever
No.607719
>This speech by Cruz has been going on for 25 minutes now. Even the audience seems to be losing steam.
the face of the republican party :^)
No.607721
but really though loops don't worry about my toes
my toes are firmly elsewhere lately
just follow your heart.. don't hold back.. i wish you the best
bye ~
No.607722
>>607721
can i suck on them
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No.607724
>>607722
you can choke on my toenails
No.607725
>flips out after getting called out on stalking intimidating and harassing a woman who hates her
>says she'll never come back here again
>threatens suicide and gets called on her bluff every single time
>back in less than a week
love that vfan
No.607726
>>607708
whoops, sorry eh?
>>607713
Oh nO This is harD TO DO On mObile
>>607714
vfam got my back B)
>>607707
okay, good night for real this time!
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>>607712
yeah dude when i started it i was like
holy fuck how can wii u run this
it's epic and it's ONLY FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS
No.607729
>>607726
god, how can you even be this awful
No.607730
>>607716
I wonder why god hasn't killed you every day
No.607731
>>607721
thanks dot
don't be a stranger
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>>607717
>Well obviously you can't use biased sources like NASA
No.607735
wake me up before you go go
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>>607733
fuck ON!
wait that's wrong
haha, memes
No.607738
>>607717
>biased sources like NASA
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>>607734
to play doubles advocate, its just the way he phrased it that's stupid
the idea is sound
a US government agency is not the most trustworthy source of information
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>>607737
don't fucking samefag me
No.607742
>>607739
>doubles advocate
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>>607732
>>607734
I'm not saying you can't trust NASA
I'm just saying they'd be biased if the conspiracy was true which is what I was trying to find out
No.607744
>>607742
you seem buttered
No.607746
i researched planets being round with king kai's house
No.607747
honestly though, I don't remember dot using the sunglasses emoticon ever
No.607748
I mean you're being really pedantic if you're intentionally trying to avoid what I obviously meant
"Ahaha he takes everything with a grain of salt what a fucking tinfoil"
No.607749
>>607739
but it's over something that's been scientifically proven for a very long time
why would the government lie about that
No.607750
>>607747
I didn't use it frequently
just when i was being extra cool
No.607751
>>607743
the guy i sometimes work with mentioned the flat earth conspiracy once
the real question is why would anyone care enough to hide the shape of the earth
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>>607749
to be fair the government does put fluoride in the water and did 9/11
No.607757
the flat earther memeing just keeps getting more ridiculous
No.607758
>>607752
i guess not
since i was
extra
hot >>BB))
k bye
No.607759
>>607749
Yes and I used the ancient methods originally used to discern the earth was round before space travel
One of the biggest holes in flat earth theory is that there's really no motive
I mean it's not like tricking everyone into believing the earth is round does anything
No.607760
>>607758
I wish I could believe you're leaving
No.607762
>>607758
>i'm leaving
>keeps posting
classic vfan move
No.607763
>>607761
No fuck you vfan you think you're smart because of some shit you read in a textbook but I bet you don't do any real critical analytical type thinking at all you fact regurgitating kike
No.607764
>>607760
everybody lies when they say they're leaving
because you gotta get the last word
but otherwise i'm the best at leaving
nobody's ebetter
No.607765
>>607762
every name/trip ever
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>>607759
> I used the ancient methods originally used to discern the earth was round before space travel
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No.607769
namefagging is a mental illness
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>>607766
I know it sounds pretentious but I literally just watched the moon phases
>>607767
I figured it out myself and it felt good
No.607771
>>607756
>vfan ridiculing people on being pathetic
my god are all jews this retarded
No.607772
>>607749
you don't even need to scientifically prove it
assuming neutonian physics, it's the only thing that makes sense
if the earth was flat, it would quickly collapse into a ball because of gravity
and even if it didn't, how would you explain seasons or star charts changing depending on which hemisphere you're in with a flat earth?
No.607773
>>607762
vfan didn't invent that, like >>607765 said every single attention whore does it
No.607774
ayyyy
i'm fannyboy, and vfan is fucking retarded
No.607775
can we just start banning people for a short while for replying to vfan please
No.607776
holocaust but with namefags and flagfags, I didn't forget you cletus
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No.607778
there's a bunch of ways to realise the earth is round and all of them should be done with during childhood and not because you fucking fell for a theory online
No.607779
>>607774
please fix your face
No.607780
>>607777
piggy had the right idea on exterminating someone from hsg
No.607781
its not easy being greasy
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>>607780
you mean exterminating most of the people who visited the board
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>>607782
you my friend are mentally ill
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>>607774
Look fag I'm not just saying this you have to shave fucking yesterday
No.607788
>>607784
I'm not sure about ipgd but hse would really dig her
No.607789
>>607783
it's not a permaban
No.607790
>>607786
tbh i know but i fucking hate shaving
and i'm hoping some day it'll thicken out
No.607792
>>607789
my third ban for talking to someone ipgd didnt like was for 10 years
No.607793
i miss eri
wwhens eri comin back
No.607794
>>607778
I guess the video just played up on suspicion
It was like "Have you actually BEEN to the southern hemisphere? How do you know the stars are different? You're not allowed to go to the North and South Poles-- pretty suspicious, huh?"
I mean I'll never really know if Hydrogen has 1 electron I'm just trusting I'm not being lied to
No.607795
>>607792
to be fair, roasted was still a hated person all around back then
No.607796
>>607790
life sucks, you gotta shave
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No.607798
who cares about the poles
just fly across the world
No.607799
>>607794
you just keep digging yourself deeper
No.607800
somewhere right now, martin o malley is screaming inside a parked car outside the democratic caucus while his wife tries to comfort him
No.607801
>>607794
every post you make defending yourself makes you sound dumber
No.607802
No.607803
life doesn't suck on the first date
No.607804
who are you rooting for in the 2016 election?
No.607805
>>607803
what if life has a tattoo that says "only god can judge me" and has a tongue ring? because i think that life would
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>>607805
then life is a degenerate
No.607808
>Carson claiming Cruz foul play at caucus sites - saying cruz team told voters Carson was dropping out.
i knew it from the moment i laid eyes on him
he's a snake
a greasy snake
you can see it in his eyes
you can see it in his smile
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>>607799
>>607801
What I'm saying is you will never be sure that e=mc^2 is true unless you test it yourself which the vast majority of people don't have the means to
>>607804
Epic toupee lad
No.607811
>>607800
dude got 7 votes
7
No.607812
>>607804
nuclear apocalypse
or maybe bernie sanders
not really sure
No.607815
Who the fuck is Jim Gilmore
No.607820
>>607818
Has he even been in the news I'm just learning of his existence today
No.607821
jim gilmore just reminds me of gin wigmore
No.607822
>>607820
the zog media machine conspired to blacklist him because he wouldn't accept their zionist world order
No.607823
>>607819
The government is trying to hide joey from the common people
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No.607825
i think the government made the plague on purpose
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No.607827
>>607822
Likely
>>607825
The illuminati created zika to raise a goofball army...
No.607828
>>607824
TYPING ON A TABLET
No.607829
genetically engineered goofball fusions, used for fighting
No.607830
sponge genetically engineered zika himself
it's all part of his epic plan...
No.607831
warning warning
goof balls
No.607832
who is the patient zero of the zika virus
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>>607837
you saw this on reddit, didn't you squidward
No.607839
important wild post: snagged and bagged
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>>607840
*anti-checks it out*
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No.607844
>tfw i'll never be a househusband
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No.607848
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Cruz is at his inauguration in front of the White House. Canadian flags adorn the podium as he begins to speak
My enemies are many.
My equals are none.
In the land of prairie and grass they said Iowa could never be conquered.
In the land of celebrities and hipsters they said California could never be flipped.
In the realm of flies and swamps, they said Florida could never be tamed.
Now they say nothing. They fear me, like a force of nature a dealer in thunder and death.
I say, I am Cruz! I am President!
>Cruz puts his mountie hat on as Canadian soldiers with lit torches surround the White House. He turns to them and gives the order:
BURN IT!
>They send the White House up in flames. Cruz grins evilly as the Canadian horde marches off to ravage the rest of the country.
No.607849
>>607847
>tfw she'll never blow you in a Katsucon's bathroom stall while she's dresses as Terezi
No.607850
>>607849
oh is that the cosplayer that sucked off a 15 year old
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>>607851
do you have a single shred of evidence to back that up
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No.607855
>buds are 3 keys now
haha christ
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No.607858
who's cuter
nep or meu
i'm split 50/50
either way
fuck yeah leijons
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No.607862
are we having the same threads over and over again yet
No.607863
>>607858
neps cuter
meu is more fuckable
No.607864
>>607863
>threesome with meu and kurloz
YES YES YES
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>>607862
yes
I saw a bunch of posts yesterday relating to that image of the trolls in wildly different body types and I swear they had all been made before
No.607867
>>607864
hey if there's any drawfags around, i'd like to officially request this.
for me just have a dude with a mask like the tf2 spy's or something
No.607868
>>607866
maybe people repressed their memory of that image
because it is ugly horrible bullshit
No.607869
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
No.607870
>>607868
do you know which one I'm talking about
the one with the wreck-it ralph sized equius and eri and fef doing the same pose in the corner
No.607871
What has ben will ben again, what has ben done will ben done again; there is nothing new under the rev.
No.607872
>>607870
oh you god damn better believe i know which one you're talking about
i hate literally every single piece of that image
there is absolutely not a speck of anything remotely positive on that image
its a trainwreck
im fucking mad just thinking about it
No.607873
>>607872
i am unfamiliar with this image, post it friend please
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>>607873
it was posted a few threads back, lemme look for it
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Whatever floats ur boat wtf
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>>607878
OH GOD
OH WHAT
I REGRET MY DESCISION
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I never pay much attention to it but Gamzee's left arm is coming out of his chin
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No.607890
where did that abomination even come from?
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she almost looks like ben
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>>607890
hot diggety demon, i think
if it isn't, it's done exactly in his style
i'm pretty sure he likes homestuck so it's a safe bet
No.607896
>>607890
I forget the artist's name but theres some art of the kids as well and its not as terrible as the trolls
but its still garbage awful tier
what the fuck were they thinking with those trolls tho
like were they happy with that
is that how they wanted it to look
No.607897
>>607891
>>607893
but actually uggo
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No.607899
>>607892
this doesn't even warrant joking about it being epic
No.607900
>>607894
ben is cute and epic
No.607901
>>607875
I don't get the whole vore thing
but I'd stick my benis and/or tongue in that mouth
No.607902
No.607903
she's pretty and i might get her to spit on me irl
what do you think of that, anon?
No.607904
>>607903
personally I think you need professional help
No.607905
>>607903
your fetishes are ruining my experience of living vicariously through your post
just fuggerino her
or shit, have her spit on you while you're balls deep in her
goddamn if she's willing to get you off with your fetish stuff, she's probably more than willing to fuck
No.607906
>>607905
what if i don't want to le fuck :^O
No.607907
>>607906
you're cucko for cocoa puffs
No.607908
No.607909
if we're going to fuck we have to be in love
No.607910
File: 1454398532723.png (385.7 KB, 1280x828, 320:207, tumblr_myxy8ogZXQ1qjqw9ko1….png)
also FUCK
FUCK
AH SHIT
heres the Alphas
FUCK
No.607913
>>607911
>a grown man wrote this
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No.607915
i want to abandon rosekit in a walmart parking lot
No.607916
>>607912
what's the name of this painting?
'guy ripping face off painting' doesn't come up with anything interesting
No.607917
>>607910
that's worse than the trolls imo
I mean look at that fucking Dirk
No.607918
>>607917
nah man the trolls are fucking awful
they look like the cast of an animated children's show that would be cancelled after 3 episodes
No.607919
>>607918
to be fair that's what homestuck would be if it was on tv
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No.607921
>>607919
but.....m-muh homestuck animu
remember when that was a forced thing
as if the japs have any interest whatsoever in HOMUSTUKKU
No.607922
>>607921
the joke was just pretending that homestuck was an anime to fool people into believing it like those idiots that thought homestuck was created by octopimp
No.607923
>>607922
>like those idiots that thought homestuck was created by octopimp
No.607924
>>607923
whoops posted the wrong frog
No.607925
all the frogs in homestuck...
replaced with pepe.
No.607926
>>607915
*picks up the bby and adots it*
No.607927
>>607925
read 'em and fuckin' weep
No.607929
No.607930
couldn't hear your Jeb! wtf
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>>607852
both are female cosplayers that posted on HSG and went to Katsucon several times
No.607933
*supports trump*
haha get it? trump?? he's so epic
No.607934
*psst*
trump got stumped
pass it on
No.607935
I got sucked off in the bathroom of a con by a female tripfag back in 2013
No.607936
i was supposed to suck off a male tripfag back in like 2013
No.607937
>>607935
are you 17 years old
No.607938
>>607936
you should contact mister again, ben
No.607939
>>607937
I was 23 and she was 20
No.607940
sips_
the real guy
the best guy
No.607941
>>607938
i don't think he comes here anymore, that'd be creepy
No.607942
come ooooon boiler repair dude
my feet are colder than a snowman's asshole
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No.607944
>>607943
nah, he couldn't fix it properly yesterday, needed to get a new fan
he was able to get it sort of working but that lasted maybe a couple of hours
No.607945
my footsies are still warm
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No.607947
>actual legit cathy fanart on my dash
w o w
o
w
No.607948
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
where is everyone
i want to shitpost about this video
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No.607950
>>607949
dude click
it's amazing
No.607951
>>607950
i don't know about you but i would not stick my dick in that
No.607952
>>607951
i know
the pictures that he's using on his indiegogo are
well
wow
No.607953
>>607952
what a time to be alive
No.607954
how long before some poor kid gets their dick shredded by a sex robot
No.607955
>>607954
i give it a year and a half
No.607956
how long until people hack into these vr sex sims and make things weird
No.607957
do fleshlight's textures actually improve the pleasure?
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No.607962
I cant wait for someone from utg to hotglue a Toriel figurine
No.607963
>like a dude
>they turn out to be fat in a semi-nude that someone who could potentially blackmail this dude gave to me
i'm naturally disgusted but i honestly didn't know what i was expecting
No.607964
No.607965
>>607964
like, german beer belly kind of fat
idk how to describe without leaking a pic of the dude wearing green panties
he kind of looks like what i imagine rev looks like nude
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No.607967
>>607966
i still kind of respect the dude even if i can't hold a conversation with him tho
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>>607969
how are you supposed to tell if the girl is cute and/or if she likes it if she's all covered up like that?
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>>607969
so was that contraption built for the sake of that one video or do they, like, rent it out?
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>>607972
is he communicating in morse
No.607975
Dog Days Are Over is still a really hype track coming up on seven years later
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>>607975
correction: over seven years later
No.607977
>Vriska will never be your daughter
IT 8URTS!!!!!!!!
No.607978
what's the male equivalent of "daughteru"
"son" is a perfectly legal syllable in Japanese but it doesn't convey the nuance
No.607979
>shelby's comic introduces character
>black kid with vitiligo
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does tumblr really believe in vitiligo?
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>>607980
Didn't Bariss turn into like a pyscho sith bitch
No.607984
school is poopshit i hate it
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im going to get murdered on
No.607987
im going to cut my dick off and cook it
No.607988
today's dish: my peenus weenus
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im gonna look for all of them and see what we can do
No.607994
i wandered lonely as a cloud
No.607995
hello
it's me
i was wondering if after all these years you'd like the d
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>>607982
>>607982
vitiligo is an actual thing, anon
i just don't think it's as common as people on tumblr think it is!
No.608000
ah, boiler dude is finally here
by the way his son who's helping him out is super cute and his shirt keeps riding up to show off his hips
i'd perform maintenance on his equipment if you understand the gist of my words
No.608001
she's the only thing that gives my life meaning
No.608002
so this is... the power of poop...
No.608003
alas it seems i can't afford to pay you for your work
but perhaps we can work out an... alternative arrangement...
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>>608003
buy me that new anime game
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>>608004
get out of my erotic daydream
No.608006
what if a society without money where you pay in sexual favors? like dopamine is the currency
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>>608006
what would communism be like in that world
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what do you make of this snake
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>>608007
probably everyone has sex whenever they want
No.608012
i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate i hate
No.608013
shut the fuck thef fuck up
No.608014
moody saved shitto, but can shitto save moody?
No.608015
Haha The Fine Brothers dropped all trademark applications
Fucking punks
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>>608015
damn i was hoping they would keep dragging it on
No.608017
trump will make shitto great again
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>>608016
I know
I was going to make a "people react to REACT trademarking" video
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when u find out u got the cancerz
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No.608025
i hate living here these people live like savages
No.608026
my basement is such a fire hazard if it went up in flames theres absolutely no saving it
No.608027
why does my mommy keep wasting money on literal garbage that looks like she found it on the side of the road
No.608028
she bought a pink rusted highchair!!!!! we dont have a baby!!!!! its useless and ugly!!! i hate!!!!!!!!!
No.608029
no one cares about your dumb mom shitto
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>>608029
can you fuck off of my blog
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they keep putting trash around the living room!!!! its nasty!!!!!! just put it in the trash can!!!!!!!! who the fuck eats pringles and cream cheese!!!!!!!!
No.608034
Dreams logged: 2 (60, 10)
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.608035
she keeps getting these ugly ass pillows and then just throws them on the floor!!!! for what fucking purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.608036
go drink your chocolate milk and have a nap
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No.608038
just because i know how to google something doesnt make me a tech genius!!!!!!!!! just use fucking google!!!!!! its the internet!!!! the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.608039
and you know what!!!!!!!!!!!! salisbury steak is fuckin gross!!!!
No.608040
no one likes it!!!!! its not a real thing!!!!!
No.608041
oooh, i pizzed up too much and now my tummy hurts
No.608042
my mom asked me to set a deadline on the first draft of a design project and I said "does one or two weeks sound right?" she told me to think in days so I was like "Friday, maybe," and long story short it took me less than two hours
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>>608042
Did you and your mom compare BBC adventures, too?
No.608047
>might have a virus for the first time in years
die
die die die DIE DIE RUSSIANS FUCKING D
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>>608046
I don't really watch British TV
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>>608047
wow fuck off rudy and glub are worth way more than you are
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french is stupid its a fake language for fake people and it is stupid and it is dumb and stupid
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the B in the B stands for Binch bitch
No.608057
CHEETOS are good but not that good
No.608058
CHA CHA CHA CHIA- commrcial
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is there a way to stop growing facial hair
i do not like it
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imma firin mah lazor
shoop da woop
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what if you irl get kicked
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tfw when you stab yourself and blled to muc
No.608078
wes likes peridot because she looks the youngest
No.608079
so its not weird when he only saves loli pics
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>>608078
I loved peridot before she was revealed as a small little cutie
>>608077
delete this
No.608082
pedos are disgusting and make my skin crawl
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No.608089
wow he is actually a pedophile
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bussin makes me feel good
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>>608088
Screencapping this
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>>608089
don't make me do this argument again
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>>608096
you dont have to convince me youre a pedo i already believe you
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>>608098
liking cartoon loli is not pedophilia
i wouldn't fuck an irl underage girl
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No.608104
speaking of pedos
what's up w/ the 50+ year old dudes that hit on me
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>>608104
You fucking swipe right on them its your own damn fault you attention whore
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>>608110
Oh yeah
We still haven't seen peris weapon yet
Betting it will be a toilet plunger
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>>608114
i hope your cousin gets brutally murdered by a toilet plunger
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if shitto can spam without consequence, that means i can spam peri
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No.608131
aha
ahahahahaaa
now MY footsies are warm!
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>>608129
if you make any posts i arbitrarily deem as spam im going to ban you for way longer than i would anyone else
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No.608135
my footsies are scourging the earth for the weak willed
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i dont want noooo scrubbsss
No.608138
driving on thteht hrt e passenggerr side of his best friends riiiiiiiiide
No.608139
what if you killed and got died irl
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grant being biased in banning people
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grant being based in banning people
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>look away for 5 minutes
>come back to this
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Drawing requests?
I think I'm only gonna do only one but we'll see
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>>608163
>>608162
this is cute!
cute!!!
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No.608183
I believe I mentioned I would provide a status update in a month, and it's been about a month, so here is an update. If the question is whether I'm still on track for a 4/13 finish, the answer I think is "probably". The remaining content is a scattered array of regular panels and animated content, but I think I can boil it down to the two heaviest individual "projects" which comprise most of the effort needed to finish. Those are End of Act 6, and Act 7. So to give you a better sense of where I am, I will track the progress of those two things as a percentage of completion.
EOA6 - 30%
A7 - 100%
I will update these numbers in another month. Hopefully they will both be higher, instead of lower.
No.608185
top 3 batman movies
batman forever
batman 1989
batman and robin
honorable mentions
dark knight rises because it peaks in the first 5 minutes (with the pinnacle of flicks) but then sucks the rest of the time
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No.608191
Ok, see you in another month. Bye.
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>>608200
how is your semester going?
No.608202
i dont understand this meme
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>>608201
you don't want to do this
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No.608207
Stop staring at my 8oo8s, creep!!!!!!!!
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>>608207
*pushes you down*
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>>608210
*uses her huge 8oo8s to 8ounce 8ack up*
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>>608205
no reason, i'm bored at work and hsg isn't very talkative
how'd you hurt your neck?
>>608203
>>608204
oops sorry lol
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>>608213
*keeps pushing you down*
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>>608215
it was slashed
by the boxcutter boy
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>>608216
*8ounces like a 8asket8all*
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>608220
bleh, that sucks, i get them from spooning too
neck cricks are the worst
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Why is there a shadow at the pussy
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loopy is so naive
and not in a good way
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>>608231
its true B(
>>608234
are you still with melon? have her give you a neck massage, that usually helps for me (with the benefit of skinship too!)
a massage actually sounds really good after the 12 hour car ride i had yesterday
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>>608238
noway is loopy anything but deliberately malicious
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>>608240
you just make people feel pity for you and then hit them up with suicide threats and "BE MY FRIEND OR ILL KILL MYSELF AND IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND YOU CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THESE PEOPLE I DONT LIKE"
x3
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>>608246
eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>608238
i think she's harmless
it's like the twitter guy said, if i feel internet bullied, i can just close my eyes and walk away
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>>608248
I think you need to fuck off
No.608252
I can tell now, loopy is the asswipe that kept calling her vfam back when he was anon
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>>608251
>Who doesn't use pity points at a shit spot in life?
*raises hand*
No.608257
you gotta be loopy to post here!!!
No.608258
>American Truck Simulator Out Now!
*excited honking*
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>>608244
oh okay, well i hope you feel better!
>>608243
i think you're a nice guy and i hope nice things happen to you
>>608249
*closes eyes and walks away*
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>>608259
make a nice thing happen for me and leave hsg
No.608261
>>608259
At one point in time
You will be in a bad mood
What will happen then
No.608262
improbable amounts of pasta
No.608265
So who is going to break into Hussie's house and upload Act 7?
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>>608265
>actually believing it's 100% done
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>>608264
because you're a compulsive liar, shut up.
No.608270
remember how Hussie had that huge backsplash of various homestuck characters in the dreambubbles for the kickstarter
then a little later announced the game had nothing to do with any of the preexisting characters
i think thats when everything started to fall apart
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>>608264
>so you don't express how you feel
>exploit pity points
>implying it's the same thing
Seeking attention with "boo hoo I'm so sad I wanna kill myself" puts so much pressure and negative feelings into others that in the end they're going to think it would've been better if you killed yourself instead of just sending empty threats
People are too busy with their own problems to solve your issues
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>>608270
it all started to fall apart when he met the vapid cunt
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>>608270
we don't need those losers
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>>608273
Joey, I love you
but if you never happened
maybe we'd be free of this hell
and maybe, just maybe, the comic would have gotten back on track
No.608277
>>608275
You are asking by seeking everyone's attention
No.608278
I love Joey!
Burn Homestuck to ashes!
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>>608280
Thank you, Joey! I love your flames!
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>>608283
I can't believe people still use pwned in [CURRENT YEAR]
COME ON
No.608287
he toss my salad like his name romaine
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>>608287
>empowering female rap "artist" :^)
that song is literally about fucking your dealer for free drugs
and somehow feminists were like
good for you, sweetie, keep up the good fight!
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>>608288
you're just jealous you can't fuck your dealer for free drugs
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>>608290
brb seducing my nonhomosexual best friend
most likely in front of his gf as they're fuckin' attached at the hip these days
cutesy couples make my loneliness worse :o(
No.608295
hsg: vfan's lyric blog
;o)
No.608298
how do i get rid of this impulsive desire to befriend everyone
i do not like this
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>>608295
glad she's filtered
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>>608295
shes just copying egghead lol
not an original thought in her tiny brain
No.608301
you all suck huge poopyshit
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>>608298
become friends with vfan and see what happens
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>>608297
:o)
i like when you talk mean to me
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>>608301
not all of us, just wes
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>>608302
i do not like fonfan
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i only have 3 friends because i dont know how to do emotions and feelings
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No.608313
speaking of, a couple of days ago, i heard on npr that the 80s song "blinded by the light" reads straight out of a rhyming dictionary
like if you look at the chorus and the rhyming dictionary the guy was talking about, they literally took all the rhymes on the page or something
sneaky 80s singers
No.608314
even when they do shitty things im not even sure if im overreacting or what when i decide to not associate myself with them
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>>608312
im really fucking stressed ngl
No.608316
i dont even know what to do most of the time i just get angry and listen to music
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>>608309
i get high with around ~12 or so people, but of the bunch I'd consider 3-4 of them good friends in that we hang out often and do nice things for one another
No.608318
i always end up giving in and just talking to those people i dont like but i end up hating it later on
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>>608319
im not whoever ur talkin about
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>>608319
I think you're decent
I mean I'm always gonna be mean to you, because this is HSG and we're all mean to eachother
but like I don't hate you
No.608324
>Newsdate yesterday
why didnt you fags tell me
>I believe I mentioned I would provide a status update in a month, and it's been about a month, so here is an update. If the question is whether I'm still on track for a 4/13 finish, the answer I think is "probably". The remaining content is a scattered array of regular panels and animated content, but I think I can boil it down to the two heaviest individual "projects" which comprise most of the effort needed to finish. Those are End of Act 6, and Act 7. So to give you a better sense of where I am, I will track the progress of those two things as a percentage of completion.
EOA6 - 30%
A7 - 100%
I will update these numbers in another month. Hopefully they will both be higher, instead of lower.
No.608325
>>608324
it was in the thread.......
No.608327
i wish my emotions were most stable so i could make decisions i didnt immediately regret
No.608328
i dont even know if my memories are real half the time. everything feels so fake and i end up just constructing fake ones when i dream or doze off
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>>608328
its the worst
especially if i have a dream where im just having a conversation with people i know i can never tell of those really happened or not
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>>608329
get off of my blog
No.608333
im so boring even in my dreams im just hanging out with my parents
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i know you love my juicy blog posts and gobble them up
No.608337
how many superbowls are there in a year
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>>608335
i like hsg best when we can all get united in hatred over something
it feels good when we are all unanimous in our dislike
like $helby
fuck $helby
No.608341
like i swear it hasnt been a year since ive had my entire twitter timeline spammed with it
No.608343
>>608340
is that why theyre calling it super bowl 50
makes sense
No.608345
i dont even know what my deal is
whats wrong
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>>608345
lack of chocolate milk
i'm gonna make some now
and then jerk off in it
and think of your shitty, chocolate-milkless existence
No.608348
i wonder who will get a homerun by slam dunking the pigskin this year
No.608350
if sugar kills off peridot, i will shoot semi automatic rifles in 5th avenue
No.608352
>>608351
i'll be sure to kill you too
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>>608350
"we found the shooters manifesto sir"
"what does it say?"
"just reeeeeee sir, just reeeeeee"
No.608354
everyone who ever reblogged some peridot artwork gets put on a government watchlist
although tbh i wouldnt be surprised if that already happens
No.608355
i wish i was normal and mentally sound
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>>608354
this but with jasperfags
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No.608358
>Yahoo to cut roughly 15 percent of its workforce and close offices in 5 cities
is this the end of tumblr
No.608359
>>608358
its because of tumblr
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>>608358
we can only dream
No.608361
i should talk to one of these people but i dont actually care about them so i dont know what would fuel the conversation
No.608363
hahahha they found a 99 million year old daddy longlegs encased in amber and it has a fucking boner lol
imagine having a boner for 99 million years
No.608364
there are a lot of boobies in this show
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>>608365
tales from the crypt
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>>608367
yeah, it's 90's HBO
they were all about the booty and tiddies
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>>608371
i never lie about boners
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Daddy long legs are even grosser than real spiders
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why do i keep getting that feeling like im gonna cry but i dont
is that a thing
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>>608377
this but instead i feel like im gonna die
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No.608380
sex is weird why do people want me to do it
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>>608376
Yeah but when they're behind glass and away from me
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why do the hets want everyone to breed
No.608384
i can relate to a lot of these posts tonight
good blogging lads
No.608385
>>608380
sex and human sexuality is super gross
but
when the urge to fap/fuck is there, it makes you forget all about that
i've came and closed pornography in disgust SO MANY TIMES
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i never noticed how lame i am
but hes not even that great either so i dont knoww what i am worried about
No.608388
i dont have anything in common with anyone
No.608389
i am not good at talking to people they make me nervous
No.608390
talking to people is easy but it just so tiring
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>>608391
what is this image
No.608393
i think talking to people is hard for me because i dont care about anyone except like 5 people
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>>608392
a bomb guy from kirby blowing himself up
No.608395
also im ugly and people dont like looking at ugly things
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>>608394
Ahem
Actually it's Poppy Bros Jr....
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>>608395
these posts are too relatable
No.608398
sometimes i get those moments where i completely forget how gross i look but then a car with tinted windows passes by and i see my reflection and its just like goddamn ive been walking around like this the entire day
No.608399
but other days i think i look pretty cute so i dont know what that means
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>>608399
it means you're gay
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>>608396
do i fucking look like i know anything about video games
No.608402
i wish i had a smartphone so i could watch asmr videos in bed
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>>608404
who the fuck do you think you are
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