No.608408
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
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No.608410
well if it isn't ol' shouty wouty...
No.608411
i just cannot write this fucking thesis
ive worked on it for almost a year and i got about a month worth of work done
i swear to god this fucking thesis is gonna stop me from ever getting a degree
No.608412
No.608413
how fucking pathetic is that
ill manage to pass all the classes and do really well at my internship but for some reason a fucking 60 page thesis is whats gonna fuck me over
No.608414
never gonna fucking graduate, never gonna get a decent job, just gonna die when im 70, alone
No.608415
thats my fucking life in a nutshell, calling it now
No.608416
has shitto infected wouter
No.608417
No.608418
>>608416
nah im just feeling pretty shit atm
ill probably feel better once i get off my ass and get some work done
No.608419
im starting a full time internship next week so that will probably bring some order into my life
No.608420
if it makes you feel any better my thesis was a disaster
so you can't possibly fuck up as bad as i did
No.608421
>>>/homestuckgen/
what happened to this place
No.608422
No.608423
shitto was merely patient 0
No.608424
designated shitto-ing street
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No.608426
>>608420
are you challenging me
No.608427
>>608421
MEANWHILE, IN THE LAIR OF LITTLE MOUSE
No.608428
how do we kick off the jaspdemption
No.608429
>>608428
shattering her gem
serves her right for trying to steal peri time
No.608430
>>608422
hello
how are you, fam?
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No.608434
we need to bring back the SU thread
No.608436
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a little hash and a line of speedy and i'm on the up and up
:o)
No.608437
>>608432
thank you based pearl
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No.608439
we need to bring back the SU epi's
No.608440
>>608435
well isn't this a blast from the past
No.608441
>>608436
>and a line of speedy
No.608442
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>>608441
come on
im hip
black people all like drugs right
(get your own)
No.608444
taking a dump in your ex girlfriend's washing machine while high on prescription pills
No.608447
>>608444
that sounds pretty cathartic
what kind of braincandy
No.608449
>>608445
pretend it's pearl
No.608451
No.608454
i kind of wanna jerk off a little but im not even in the mood
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>>608454
i know that feelaroo
No.608457
No.608458
im a trash man
skippedibbedoo dadado
No.608459
add me on skype and be my best friend
No.608461
What's your opinion on the theory that Feferi is the long lost child of Undyne and Sans from Undertale.
No.608462
>>608454
ugh it's the opposite for me
i've been super aroused all day but i'm still at work for another hour
No.608463
>>608461
my opinion is fucking bury yourself
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No.608466
hehehheheheh
i meleed a guy through a window in battlefront
and now he's hunting me down every time without fail hahahha
No.608467
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>>608465
... wait a minute
No.608469
i want to kiss peri on the gem
No.608471
add me @ mit.ruta for a hot n sexe fun time ;3
No.608472
>>608461
undyne is GAY
like, imagine this webm, but with undyne instead of pearl
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>>608475
you're still dead
No.608478
>>608447
vicodin I suppose
also before you leave do donuts on her front lawn
No.608479
>>608475
anon wesley is there something youre trying to tell us here
xlr quick save him
No.608480
>>608479
what the fuck are you saying
No.608481
>>608478
i wanna smoke opium
juuuuuuust once
No.608482
>>608481
are you a chinaman from the 16th century>
No.608483
>>608481
Just cut to the chase and do krokodil you pussy
No.608484
>>608482
ni hao wo xie tUMUt
ni xie meiguoren daishoujie
No.608485
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.608486
>>608480
hes posting pictures of his waifu zapping holes through his torso now
its pretty obvious the lad has a death wish
No.608487
think its expensive baby but all the simple things are free
No.608488
>>608482
ni hao ma guai lo
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>>608482
ni hao fuckin ma, motherfucker
No.608490
i am bored pay attention to me
No.608491
>>608477
no, you just edited that
here's the real version
No.608492
my nightmare is that my waifu is real and doesn't find my pining endearing
No.608494
>>608491
how deranged do you have to be
No.608495
>>608491
This is actually epic
No.608496
wesley has a rare disease where his tongue comes from the top of his mouth
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>>608497
wesley is missing half his teeth
No.608499
>>608497
why are they so far back
No.608500
>>608494
there is nothing insane about me loving my sweet little peri weri
No.608501
>>608499
wesley's mom drank
a lot
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>>608484
>>608488
>>608489
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
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No.608506
that's right motherfuckers
the guy who literally huffs glue
can speak three languages
whats you're excuse
No.608507
>>608506
i dont care about things i have no reason to understand
No.608508
>>608506
i need that brain activity for obscure vidya and bar trivia
No.608511
>>608503
Those are manchu scum
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No.608519
wes, do you prefer peri with limb enhancers or not
No.608520
>>608517
all the cool kids used a softmod for their xboxes, rev
No.608521
>>608520
This is literally softmodded.
No.608522
>>608519
without
she looks too old with them on
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>>608523
you found the original!
No.608527
why are strawberries considered sexy
No.608529
>>608519
I like them both but if I had to pick, it would probably be without, unless the limb enhancers were real-like and not metallic
No.608530
>>608527
Red, soft, plush, juicy
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No.608532
ooh....... look at me eat this strawbery....
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>>608534
nigger was i talking to you
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>>608537
>cheated his way into third place
what
No.608543
>>608541
>all vote rigging must make a landslide first place victory like all the movies
No.608545
No.608546
>>608543
but what's the angle here
rubio's never been the real frontrunner, so he's supposed to take this third place win and ???
No.608547
>>608546
it's one state out of fifty you dipshit
No.608548
>>608547
yes, but iowa's important because it's the first.
No.608549
>>608548
>iowa's important
stopped reading there
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No.608554
I love being a cummy dummy~! >3<
No.608555
>>608551
*uses her luck powers to make you collide and fall over*
*laughs at 8oth of you and wriggles away*
No.608556
>>608555
>*8oth*
>replies to one
No.608557
what happens when homestuck ends
No.608558
>>608557
then you have my permission to die
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>>608557
we wait forever for hiveswap
No.608561
>>608548
Native Americans were here first
Why aren't they important?
No.608562
>>608561
theyre mostly extinct
No.608563
>>608561
they're outdated and were replaced by a superior race
survival of the fittest >:)
No.608564
>>608562
Not even true
Although if you're talking about Native Americans from North America that's true
No.608565
>>608561
they sold their land for shiny beads, they have no say anymore
No.608566
>>608561
structural racism
No.608568
note to vitards
persona ultimax is free on the ps triple this month for ps plus users
No.608569
apples make me poopoo good
No.608570
im really diggin this 300 kb/s download speed
No.608571
i really have the urge to shoot projectile diarrhea straight from my asshole
No.608572
>>608571
wesley already posted in the thread though
No.608573
No.608574
how do i stop the buttvom
it has no end
No.608575
>>608568
>look at PS+ games for the PS4
>garbage games yet again
why
No.608576
>>608568
yeah but i preordered that when it was new
i still have the inflatable teddie thing
No.608577
that reminds me i havent touched my ps3 in ages either
i miss when had psn+ and actually had games
but im too cheap to pay for psn+
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>>608577
sucks they went Full Jew with the ps4 and make you pay for psn+ to play online
they do give some okay free games though. got bastion for free.
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>>608581
what
>>608582
oh yeah this game that's 2$ on steam sales, really makes up for it lol
>>608583
hi
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>>608585
mffnfmph!
*thumbs up*
No.608587
>>608584
its ok to be jealous of my free broken age copy dude.....
No.608588
little inferno is a good game
No.608589
>>608587
i can't tell if this post is ironic
help!
No.608590
>>608589
the only thing ironic, is the epic tim schafer humor of my new free game!
No.608591
wow whatever fuck you then
No.608592
>>608591
I didn't tell you to STOP slurping le schlong... DUE
No.608593
No.608597
i want trump's face to get off the bottom of the screen and leave me alone
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No.608599
me... a libbie....? no... no way..... NO.
No.608600
>>608596
Every seven years
No.608603
No.608605
DO YOU SEE NOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS
SHITHEEL
No.608607
i will stop trump
oh wait iowa already did lol
No.608608
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hey Morrowind anon
Part 2 for ya
No.608611
>>608607
ah yes, the iowa that brought us presidents santorum and huckabee......
No.608612
>>608610
>white as a baby's ass
No.608613
>>608612
a black baby's ass
No.608614
>>608612
if that baby just pooped its diaper, sure
No.608615
>>608611
you're going to have to accept that a sentient wax sculpture is running as the republican nominee, fam
No.608617
>>608615
>when he bites his lip
unf
No.608618
>>608616
and equius's weird array of fetishes grows
No.608619
>>608615
cruz is a snake
he will never get this he will never get this
No.608620
>>608619
but then one day cruz break out of his cage
and he get this
No.608621
when trump wins and makes anime real the first thing im gonna do is learn how do to the kame hame ha
No.608622
I want to train under Sensei Trump
Imagine a shonen anime about Trump
No.608623
>>608621
You need two right hands.
Just like all mages in Skyrim need two LEFT hands (seriously, look at the model for mage's gloves in Skyrim)
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No.608625
>>608617
cletus, what the hell isn't wrong with you.
No.608626
>>608625
being too interesting
No.608627
>>608625
Not my fault if you don't get jokes
No.608628
what's up, burrito breath?
No.608629
What's up, 8urrito 8reath?
No.608630
>>608627
oh. good one, saltlick.
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Hey Hey Whats Going On Pizza Butt
No.608637
sloppy rosebud prolapse.mp4
No.608639
>damn, i feel like a woman
>BAH BAH BAHNA NA NA
No.608642
>>608638
i still wonder about the origin of this
No.608643
>>608640
That first guy to the car took what, three or four shots?
No.608644
>>608643
he's obviously a hologram
No.608645
>>608642
probably amateur porn tryouts
who knows...
No.608646
this homely medieval man disapproves
No.608647
if only he had some scissors...
No.608648
>>608646
>"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."
No.608649
>>608648
remember when hussie didn't draw the characters like this
No.608650
>mfw driving on klonopin, weed, and speed
>and my relatively non-drug using friend opens with
>"Yeah, I dunno, I don't really like angel dust"
>Other friend: "Wait, what, are you on angel dust"
>"Just a little"
degeneracy and the id reign supreme
No.608651
>>608650
drugs are shit
value yourself
No.608652
>>608650
the road is really not the place for that shit dude
No.608653
>>608650
enjoy getting killed
No.608654
>>608651
drugs are great
devalue yourself
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No.608658
Yeah that first guy had three shots his way
No.608660
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>>608661
anything but that horrifying thing
No.608664
>>608654
drugs are ok i guess
devalue myself
No.608665
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No.608667
What's the dankest genre of dorito flavored Mac and cheese?
No.608669
the important thing is to have a dank time and be yourself
No.608670
>>608667
cool ranch velveeta
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>>608673
saltlick, are you gaytheist_ on ifunny?
the profile is full of the stupid kind of shit you would be into. plus the fagghole in the profile picture looks a lot like you.
No.608675
>>608674
no, what the fuck is ifunny
No.608676
>>608675
i think you're lying to me
No.608677
>>608676
that's real fuckin' neato?
No.608678
File: 1454478952224.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.24 KB, 850x1100, 17:22, terezi_mouthpic.jpg)
sponge if you're lurking, i finished your terezi mouthpic
it's gross and drooly and everything
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>>608678
oh right do you have a art repository
No.608681
>>608678
eeeey, loopy did you see my request in the last thread?
kurloz and an anon wearing a tf2 spy mask double-teaming meulin. your choice as to what's on the mask.
No.608682
>>608681
spy disguise i mean. the paper disguise he wears.
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No.608684
ifunny is, so far as I can tell, a Russian scam app? there's no indication what the app does on its Play page and all the reviews are suspiciously similar
No.608685
>>608684
it's not, it's very widely used, though it's mostly just cancerous shit.
i still think you're lying to me though. stop that and fess up to your actions.
No.608686
>>608685
I don't really know what to tell you, bud. I'm not gay, I'm not an atheist, and I've never heard of ifunny.
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>>608679
working on it not!
>>608680
also working on this but for real lol
i gotta go to bed right now, but i'll try and decide on something tomorrow
>>608681
oh i didn't see it, but i'll add it to the list :)
>>608683
simply i was asked
loopy giveth and loopy taketh (requests)
No.608690
>>608687
i'm sorry
blame sponge, i am simply a gross fetish enabler
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>>608690
>>608689
good grief i love you loopy
No.608692
>>608689
>>608690
literally end your life
No.608693
>>608691
didnt you fuck off, devil?
No.608694
>>608691
you should also kill yourself
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>>608674
>using ifunny at all
you cancerous butthole
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>>608691
lol thanks :)
>>608692
*fucks off*
good night hsg
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No.608699
I wanna see what this doppelganger looks like now. who is gaytheist_ and what are they doing walking around with my face
No.608700
>>608699
be warned he looks considerably skinnier than you
fatty
No.608701
>>608700
also what constitutes
>the stupid kind of shit [I] would be into
I'm genuinely curious
No.608702
>>608701
a somewhat unstable blend of sjw and fedora-tipper
it's kind of hard to describe but it matches perfectly for whatever reason.
No.608703
>>608702
are you gonna take a screenshot of this profile? I'm not so curious that I'm gonna download your shitty app
No.608704
>tfw you fall for the main character in a game and then see this while looking for pictures of them
No.608705
>>608703
i actually have no idea how to take screenshots with an android phone.
i've been avoiding smartphones in general all my life but finally caved around christmas and got one. i had an ipod touch for a few years but that's about it.
No.608706
>>608705
generally it's the power button and the +volume button simultaneously, at least on the two phones I've owned.
No.608707
>>608705
try pressing the power and volume down buttons at the same time
No.608708
>>608707
oh, shit, is it volume down? I do it without thinking about it, I don't even pay attention to what buttons I'm pressing anymore
No.608709
>>608706
>>608707
see, when i said that, i did not mean 'tell me how to do it
i want to retain a little of my old man status
No.608710
>>608709
we just wanna help, grandpa!
No.608711
every time I have trouble getting to sleep I'm like, oh, warm milk will help! but it never does. because I'm lactose intolerant
No.608713
I'm surprised that one dude hasn't drawn joey to look like Trump in the ad
No.608714
>>608713
this is a good idea
joey drawfag please do this
No.608715
i want to fuck an anne frank look-a-like.
why do i want this?
No.608717
I'd like to make out with Zelda williams
No.608719
>A villainous pair of swans have been tormenting the good citizens of Brimscombe, a tiny village in the Cotswolds, with such viciousness that it's become national news. According to Metro UK, the two swans have vandalized property, harassed vehicles on public thoroughfares, and even attacked children.
>Local residents, Metro reports, have been forced to go about armed with water pistols because the authorities refuse to step in. Swans, local officials inform the fearful residents, are "protected animals."
No.608720
how would hsg like a video of me playing Jade's Hauntingly Relaxing Bassline?
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hey there buddy chum pal firend buddy pal chum bud friend falla bruther amigo pal buddy firend chummy chum chum pal i dont mean to be rude my firend home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wold'ny that be a crummy juncture , huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
No.608725
>people still don't understand tax rates
how?
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>>608725
i didn't know what labor unions were until about a week ago
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>>608728
it just never became a thing that was in my path. it's not even now, i just sort of came across it.
No.608730
>>608725
it would be easier if there was just one rate for everyone instead of a 14,000 page clusterfuck we have now
>>608727
they're useless is what they are
No.608731
>>608730
why do you want to raise my taxes...
No.608732
people who don't understand why a flat tax is actually functionally a regressive tax need to be dealt with
No.608733
>>608730
i'm not talking about the tax code, you idjit.
just the tax rates
No.608734
>>608732
all taxes are regressive :3c
No.608735
an idea
instead of making poor people poorer by taxing the shit out of everything we do
we don't do that
No.608736
>>608731
why don't you just pay your fair share maaaaaaaaaaaaan
No.608737
fuck me man, posting from mobile is weird. i've never done this before and i'm not liking it.
No.608738
I honestly would not be surprised if I was the only person here who actually pays taxes.
Suck my entire dick, shaft, and balls.
No.608739
every time i see americans complain about raising taxes i remember they don't even have healthcare lol
No.608740
provide lavish oral praise to the area betwixt my dick and sack
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>>608741
tiff is a bad file format unless you're working with image sequences you dumb homosexual (but I repeat myself)
No.608744
I want to get my hair cut really short, but i've had either long or just long-enough hair for so many years that i have no idea how to get rid of the split in the center
No.608745
>>608744
are you a girl or a boy
No.608746
>>608745
how dare you try to force me to conform to your sexist patriarchal concepts of gender.
I am a quadrisexual demigendered femtype you bigot
boy
No.608747
>>608746
you should get a crew cut,the official hairstyle ofthe patriarchy
No.608748
i fucking love birds and all i want to do is help rehabilitate abused and neglected birds
No.608749
>>608747
I was hoping for more of the christopher eccleston, jean reno look, minus the receding hairlines for now
anyway, the problem is the same. how do you get rid of the part after years of enforcing it?
No.608750
I really really love birds and it hurts me deeply that there are so many being abused, mistreated, neglected, and forgotten and they all deserve so much more
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>>608749
I don't know just givea barber fifteen bucks and tell him to make you look normal
No.608756
spacebar would you be ok with me sucking your dick
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>>608755
make me look normal
i can see this being a feels man edit or comic strip
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No.608760
Joey?! But that's impossible... Joey died ten years ago in that explosion!
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grab a brush and put a little vriska
No.608768
I Drink The Blood And Smoke The Weed
No.608769
>>608767
but i dont want to look like a slut!
No.608770
>>608760
I'm not Joey
name's Iroquois Joskin, kid
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No.608773
>tfw cat hates being held
i'm dying
No.608774
Life is like a nyyyyggherrrr
Here in
Old Nigs
No.608775
god, eating a skin-on apple feels fucking weird
No.608776
does, uh, anyone have some of these pictures, because i'd like to see that
No.608777
Fanon Jasp is hot but SU Jasp is just female Raditz
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>>608777
>female raditz
>not hot
what
No.608780
>>608779
No I mean literally Raditz with a female voice
No.608781
>>608780
>literally raditz with a female voice
>not hot
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No.608783
You wouldn't be a bad artist if you would floss.
No.608784
*goes fishing with these little tiny shrimp dips*
No.608785
No.608786
i actually really like talking to the guards in skyrim even if they just say the same things over and over, it's just nice to listen to them for a bit.
No.608787
>>608786
i'm pretty sure the guards have a lot of unused dialogue, i think there's a mod that makes them actually use it
No.608788
if jasper is raditz, then who is vegeta?
No.608789
No.608790
there's something weirdly sinister about this picture
No.608791
>>608789
wait i thought she was piccolo
who's piccolo?
No.608792
>>608789
also, this makes steven goku, and connie krillin
garnet is piccolo, i think?
wait, is stevonnie technically gohan?
i don't think this works
No.608793
>>608792
i think steven is sailor moon, and connie is tuxedo mask
and onion is oolong
maybe pearl is yugi from yugioh
No.608794
how many of the old namefags and tripfags do you think are still here, just anon? like little mouse, moody, lapisanon, batlord, and whatever others i don't remember
No.608795
>>608794
i feel like i've been tripping longer than moody
No.608796
>>608794
batlord came around a couple months ago to gush about how great #farts is
No.608797
is #farts the afterlife for old hsg namefags? you decide!
text your answer to 41314 (message and data rates may apply)
No.608798
>>608794
Batlord doesn't come here anymore really
No.608799
>>608755
>barber
$15
Son I tried to get a buzz and I couldn't find a barber who charged under $20 for it
No.608800
petrified autism unearthed in ancient ash layer
No.608801
>>608794
I forgot moody existed quicker than all those others
No.608802
>visiting a barber
whenever i need a haircut, i go visit my mom
she gives me one for the low low price of a couple of hugs and kisses
No.608803
my harvest game is unbelievable
soon i may be the best there is
No.608804
>>608798
>Batlord
You obviously mean Bathory.
No.608805
what are your favorite tf2 maps hsg?
i like Well, Sawmill, Nucleus, and Orange
i think i'm forgetting some but whatever
No.608806
>>608805
i like the one with the two buildings
No.608807
>>608806
there are a few of those
No.608808
>>608807
uh there's two buildings and they're kinda tall
and you teleport between them sometimes
No.608809
>>608808
what's between the two buildings?
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>>608811
we all rev that rev
No.608813
does anyone else remember that fic about Eridan sending Sollux his nudes so Sollux could strip the metadata out of them before Eridan posted them to troll 4chan
No.608814
Sick city, yeah, restless people
Sick city burn their houses down
To make the sky look pretty
No.608815
What can I do?
I'm just a person
This is a lie we always seem to hear
You just sit and things get worse
Watch TV and drink your beer
No.608816
Walking all alone
Not going anywhere
Walking all alone
Nobody seems to care
Restless as wind
No.608817
This town is killing me
Gotta put an end to this
Restless misery
And I'm just one of those restless people
That can never seem to be satisfied with living
No.608818
In this sick ol' sick ol' sick sick sick city
Might be too late for me to say goodbye
Might be too late to watch this sick ol' city die
No.608819
Go on the road,
Yeah I'm gonna try to say
Sick city so long farewell
Goodbye and die
No.608820
To the window
To the wall
Till the sweat drip down my balls
No.608821
No.608822
>>608821
what field are you writing your thesis in
No.608823
>>608822
its about child poverty
No.608824
Every time you start dreaming
Or thinking in your past
You can step from this moment
And expect your happiness to last
Because the illusion was in the past.
No.608825
Every time you start wanting
Or trying to be free
The mind is ever knowing
That one can only be.
Hey, one can only be.
No.608826
If your looking you'll never find
Don't try to keep up or you'll be left behind.
The joke is over take a look at the end and begin,
And begin again.
No.608827
Because everything happened here for you
Its all been at your hand
But don't try to build a new world
Just learn to live on the land.
Come on got to live on the land.
No.608828
i saw the (12) thing and hoped there would at least be quality shitposting.
but no, it's just vagfan spamming song lyrics or some shit
No.608829
Because you are what you look at
This whole world you can be.
No.608830
>>608828
Just give yourself up to your love
and give your love to be free.
No.608831
>>608823
oh, cool. well, not "cool," child poverty is uncool, but you know what I mean.
>tfw I totally bombed my original research in undergrad
>now I'm trying to do research as an unaffiliated investigator and kicking myself for wasting the time in which I had database access
No.608832
i too, am a fan of the vag
No.608833
this sick ol' sick ol' sick sick sick city
No.608834
Don't do anything illegal
Beware of the eagle
That's right in the middle of your back
Don't be the eagle
Got you in the back
They got you in a sack
And they keep you lookin' back
No.608836
Don't do anything illegal
Beware of the eagle
It's got you by the neck
Don't do anything you shouldn't
And you never can say aw heck
I don't wanna do that
No.608837
vfan's back, huh
i see... then there's no choice but to use 'that'...
No.608838
I gotta see your ID my friend
I gotta see your ID my friend
I got to see where you begin
I gotta see your ID my friend
No.608839
>>608837
Every time I go to the store
I gotta have an ID with me
I got to have an ID with me
I refuse, so they can see
What they wanna be
Free, I'm free
No.608840
I got to see your ID my friend
When you come out of the hole
And you're up and down the highway
You got to have an ID
If you don't you can't go sideways
No.608841
Clang bang clang
Went the big iron door
They put me in a cell
With a concrete floor
Nine other men in that cell with me
Moanin' their fate with destiny
No.608842
Clang bang clang
Clang bang clang clang
Early in the mornin'
At the crack of dawn
They wake us to the tune of a bong bong bong
Line up for chow
Munchin' hard bread
Drinkin' black coffee with that noise in my head
No.608843
Clang bang clang
Clang bang clang bang clang
The judge said to me, now boy
You had it
No.608844
this sick ol' sick ol' sick sick sick city.
No.608845
charles manson was a legitimately good musician.
No.608846
alright this time it really is spam
No.608848
>>608846
everything this board ever does is spam. there's no point.
No.608849
>>608847
I guess that makes me more masculine than you.
No.608851
>>608849
I think you'd be more masculine than an entire football team
No.608852
>>608851
I think you're more feminine than an entire sorority.
No.608853
ladies, ladies. stop this fighting, you're both hideous
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>>608853
why do you come to this dump if everyone here isn't worth your time and all they do is tell you that you're nothing.
you're nearing masochism levels equal to mine own.
No.608857
>>608853
>saltlick calling other people hideous
No.608858
>>608854
It's better than anything this board has done for the entirety of January.
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No.608862
gw2 is a fun game
look at this cool necromancer
No.608863
oh GAAAAAAAAWD i think i ate too much potassium. i ate like two bananas and some cereal and now my heart is hurting
No.608865
>>608863
how does just two bananas ruin you. that's not healthy, that's not the fault of the bananas.
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No.608867
>>608865
they were large bananas okay
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No.608869
>>608867
yeah i bet they were
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>>608862
Looks like Yoda if he were a goofball
No.608872
>>608871
that sounds like a description of you.
No.608873
>>608871
yall bookas are just jealous that asura are the master race
No.608874
i wish i was a cat. that'd make life easier.
No.608875
>>608872
I'll start posting gratuitous pics of my handsome visage
You don't want that (even though deep down you really do)
No.608876
No.608877
Dreams logged: 4 (188, 40, 31, 40)
Images saved: 4 (4)
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No.608879
>>608875
please do not do that
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>>608877
what exactly are these posts?
is it some ancient hsg meme i wasn't around for?
No.608883
>>608881
this looks too relatable to ignore.
No.608884
>>608882
it's some dream-logging retard, just ignore
No.608885
You're voting for Trump, right anon?
No.608886
No.608887
>>608884
noe. i want to find out about this.
No.608888
>>608885
I think it'd be funnier for trump to get cucked than trump to win.
things are better when they fall apart.
No.608889
No.608890
imagine if ted cruz cuccs trump.
you don't need to imagine.
No.608891
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No.608893
time to purify this thread with peri
No.608895
what a horrible afternoon for a thread
No.608896
for every time wesley posts a peri I will post a mutilated penis.
No.608897
>>608894
looks like I don't have to post a mutilated penis for the first one.
No.608898
No.608903
>>608901
nice mutilated penis
No.608904
I'll save you, HSG!
*sprays liquid shit everywhere*
No.608905
>>608902
what about the other 19%
No.608907
No.608908
the real question is, why does vshit have so many mutilated dicc piccs saved?
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>>608909
is this fucking real holy shit
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>>608913
its on his real twitter
hes such a fucking baby
No.608916
>>608915
imagine the next time he loses...over...and over...and over again...
No.608917
trump pulling a political vfan tbh
No.608918
>>608914
I was just respecting your pronouns...
No.608919
is vorefan actually a tranny or not?
No.608920
>>608919
I'm 100% a tranny. this is my admission of guilt.
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>>608921
You don't need to speak over me.
No.608924
I should drink more water.
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>>608924
you should drink a lot and get hypohydration or some shit and die from drinking too much water
No.608927
>>608925
you should drink more of your cousin's medical prescriptions lol
No.608928
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>>608927
It wasn't medicine at all it was a protein supplement
No.608930
>>608909
did it happen
did trump get stumped
No.608931
oh please no posting penises
i was taken by a mood yesterday evening and let's just say i took care of myself once before posting that mouthpic for sponge at around midnight, and 3 times since then
but now the mood has completely left me and now i can't bear to look at even a single genital
not even one that looks like mouldy cheese
No.608932
what if vfan is actually cletus's cousin
No.608933
>>608929
If you need more protein then try semen you twink fuck.
No.608934
No.608935
>>608928
That's mine don't use it
No.608936
>>608931
i'm sorry loopy. I'll work harder to respect your needs.
No.608937
>>608931
i am well-acquainted with this feel loopyfriend
No.608938
>>608935
Everything you do feels like a brand version of me so.
No.608939
>>608933
I'm already an ectomorphic Greek god I just drank it because it was smoothie flavored and I was bored
No.608940
>>608939
you're not greek.
No.608941
Cletus is like Great Value badposting while VFan is like Boarshead badposting. except both of those are enjoyable in any conceivable way.
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No.608943
>>608938
I was here before you??
And we're complete opposites
Yin and yang
Shakti and... Well there's really no male counterpart
No.608945
>>608936
thank you for understanding :)
>>608937
yes right now i just want to take a vow of chastity and go live as an ascetic in the woods
No.608946
>>608943
everything about you is new and useless.
No.608947
>>608945
you're too pure for this place.
why come.
No.608948
vfan and cletus competitively farting to the tune of gangsta's paradise
No.608949
I'm so fucking cold but I can't put on real clothes until I take a shower and rn that sounds like the most exhausting thing I can imagine
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>>608949
im cold so it just wrapped myself in a fleece blanket
No.608954
>>608951
you all love spam.
everything you post everyday is exactly the same into infinity for as long as this place barely holds on to its existence with a bare thread of socially awkward nobodies.
No.608955
No.608956
>>608949
you are literally too lazy to go do one of the most relaxing and enjoyable things.
think about that
No.608957
>>608952
>>608956
thanks my depression is cured
>>608953
I got a blanket but it's too late, the winter's in my bones now
No.608958
are you not entertained
are you not entertained
is this not why you are here
No.608959
>>608957
buddy. don't excuse your inability to shower as an insult and my demand you get off your fat butt and shower demanding you cure your depression.
No.608960
>>608958
this is exactly why im here
that and attention whoring
No.608961
>>608960
this is the bread and butter.
No.608962
>>608959
I can't make heads nor tails of this statement
No.608963
>>608961
i could go for some bread and butter rn tbh
No.608964
>>608962
ok.
i'll spell it out.
don't pull your depression out as an excuse for you to be too lazy to be a decent human and shower.
No.608965
>>608963
i had toast this morning it was nice.
No.608966
>>608947
idk
i still kinda like homestuck i guess lol
plus this place is kinda cozy i guess
not too many people, but also not too few
>>608951
real talk, i've never actually tried spam
my mom says its good fried though
No.608967
>>608965
i had an apricot jam sandwich
No.608968
>>608966
spam is horrible, fried or not
its pretty much just corned beef
No.608969
>>608966
i haven't had spam in years, but i remember it's pretty good.
you can get a polish kind on the /k/ store
>>608968
>it's pretty much just corned beef
fuck you, corned beef is way different and better than spam
No.608970
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No.608973
I'm 8lue da 8a dee da 8a die
No.608974
>>608970
i dont even have my trip on you little shitkid
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>>608974
>>608975
not reading
No.608980
god dammit i actually kind of like that song
No.608981
>>608964
veef... labeling my symptoms as character flaws pretty consistently does not work to make me any less mentally ill. trust me, I have a lot of experience with this sort of thing
No.608984
>>608982
cool, then you know better and are doing this anyway
No.608986
>>608983
yeah
don't do anything illegal
i have it on my phone
No.608987
>>608968
>>608971
>>608969
the concept of canned meat in general doesn't really sound very good
but every once in a while i'll pass it at the market and salivate a little bit
>>608970
it takes a lot to make a stew
No.608989
the food in dishonored sounds pretty fuckin delicious
tins of brined hagfish (sardines), potted whale meat, jellied eals, big loaves of blackbread, and Dunwall whiskey for the lower classes
apricot tartlets, Serkonan blood sausage, Tyvian wine, and Gristol cider for the upper classes
No.608990
i like it when awful people are depressed, it lets me pretend that maybe, just maybe, justice is real in this world
No.608992
>>608986
sponge did you see the mouthpic yesterday
>>608678
No.608993
>>608991
pretend i'm not what
No.608996
>>608994
what the fuckle my cuckle is that thing in the second picture?
No.608998
No.608999
im gonna go out
and buy a pizza
No.609000
>>608992
loopy this is fucking epic, thank you
No.609001
>>609000
good use of trips
No.609003
>>609000
glad you like it B)
No.609004
>>609003
piss off with your stupid gimmick
No.609005
>>609004
*pisses off with rad sunshady gimmick*
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>>609008
i care about what loopy says and sometimes grant but that''s about it
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>>609013
do it fuckin
*pulls out gun* TALK ABOUT GIRL FARTS
No.609018
No.609019
that reminds me, i haven't seen the cake farts video in years
No.609020
that video of chris-chan twerking is something that's never going to leave my brain
it's part of me, a piece of who i am, now
No.609021
>>609017
*nervously talks about girl farts*
No.609022
>>609006
The directors cut was ok
No.609023
No.609025
i want to play tf2 but i have a lot of other shit that needs doing
No.609026
>>609025
Yet you're on hsg, doing neither
No.609027
>>609026
well
not true.
i'm doing part of the stuff that needs doing while i'm monitoring hsg on the screen.
No.609028
>>609026
how do you know that shitposting isn't the stuff that needs doing
No.609029
>>609024
Hey at least it's not resurrection
Although 90's Winona Ryder a qt
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No.609035
going to have to go take a peri pretty soon
No.609036
i want to eat more apples, but i don't want to be spewing out wicked peridots all day at work. should wait til later.
No.609037
how did Friends become an hsg meme
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No.609039
>>609037
what are you talking about no one here has friends
No.609040
>>609039
what are you talking about?
wes and peri are both in this very thread!
No.609042
LET'S GO
JOEY vs NEP
JOEY vs NEP
EVERYBODYWANTSTOSEETHISHAPPEN JOEY vs NEP
No.609044
>>608966
spam is really good
dice it into teeny tiny cubes and mix it with your scrambled eggs
add hot sauce and semen
>>608967
i'm more of an orange marmalade person myself
>>609006
holy shit vfan, i love charles manson and alien and winona ryder
i very well might have been wrong about you
No.609046
>>609044
don't worry, that doesn't last for long. when saltlick briefly showed a cool side with his linguistics shit, i had to reconsider my opinion of him.
but then he started pulling standard saltlick antics and i went back to not disliking him.
No.609047
>>609046
i mean back to disliking him.
fucking edits
No.609048
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MY WHOLE WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN
time to sober up and become respectable
VFAN LETS GET ZIKA PREGNANT AND RAISE GOOFBALLS TOGETHER
:o)
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>>609049
i am TRYING
to RELATE TO
a NAMEFRIEND
shut up
No.609054
i like large cocks in and around my mouth
No.609055
>>609050
that's cool, we'll adopt
so whats everyone up to today
im job huntin' and hating every second of it
scheduled a walkthrough of a fabrication shop that makes foundation pylons for large and/or unsteady buildings, but the fuggin foreman wants 3 weeks
No.609057
>>609055
become a dock worker, i'm future you and i like it pretty well
No.609058
>>609054
like boat docks? or like a shipping dock for loading/unloading trucks
because I already did that
i was a supervisor
i mean it sucked but at least future me has a job, which is nice
No.609059
>>609044
i accidentally bought a jar of orange marmalade once because i thought it was apricot jam
luckily i caught the mistake before i actually spread it on a sandwich
marmalade is foul shit
No.609060
>>609059
i think the tartness of it works well with darker or heavier breads like rye or pumpernickel
i also find that it adds a subtle sweetness that compliments well with sandwiches, particularly ham, if you just add a tiny bit
No.609061
>>609058
wrong (You) dummy
this is after your life goes to shit, probably should have mentioned that first. frankly i'm just happy i have a legal job now. my namefagging is probably the only thing about me that's the same as it was back in your time.
No.609062
>>609060
i just really really hate anything that has orange or lemon peels in it
No.609063
>>608811
To death, sponge
>>608812
Slightly less than sponge.
No.609064
>>609061
hehehhehe
i knew a reckoning was coming, i've been on a decent streak lately and (You) know that shit never lasts too long before (You) fuck it up
so what comes first? the arrest, or the sucking dick for drugs
No.609065
the best genre of porn is shots of dude's faces but the eyes are hidden behind a big dick
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No.609068
>>609065
nah man
seedy gloryhole porn
just like in general, no specific shots or anything
No.609069
>>609067
who the fuck is this guy
No.609070
>>609069
zwid
he wants to fuck nepeta
No.609071
>>609067
>she's unbirthing his dick
kinky
No.609072
im off to my friends house to play some warhammer
later nerds
No.609073
>>609071
>>609072
wait before you go what army you play
No.609074
>>609064
neither actually! i could hardly believe what the first thing was when it happened. it was actually being blamed for killing a dealer. obviously i didn't actually do it, it was a wrong-place-right-time type thing. so yaddayadda, get blamed, gang comes after me, get help from another gang, fairly standard shit up until the big day
don't want to spoil too much for (You) bud ;)
>>609068
holy shit now i know you're past me
some things never change
No.609075
>>609073
i dont actually own any warhammer stuff
my friend just has a starter kit that has some marines and some chaos troops
No.609076
>>609074
(You) know damn well we are good at believing our own horseshit excuses
be honest
did I kill the dealer
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No.609078
on a scale from 0 to 255, where 0 is "not at all" and 255 is "I'm getting a boner just imagining it," how much should I start a "king of the hill characters for real justice" blog
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>>609080
surely you heard of "Sonic for real justice?" it was this whole wanky thing with probably-not-real anti-SJWs roleplaying as Sonic characters that immediately derailed into extremely public interpersonal soap opera
anyway, imagine that... but King of the Hill
No.609083
>>609082
i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about saltlad
No.609084
>>609082
wasn't their tumblr or whatever's joint-owned by like 3 middle school age kids
or at least that's what their scthick was
No.609085
>>609078
255 if it was made by someone who's funny
No.609086
>>609084
I think there were more than three personae involved, but yeah, they claimed to be minors. who knows who and how many people were actually involved
>>609083
there's probably a writeup on one of those wank wikis or whatever
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>>609078
This but in Lab values
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>>609088
that would require three orthogonal values though, what are the other two besides "is this a good idea"
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No.609095
if you vote for me, i promise that i will not only lead you to success, but also loot everybody in the vicinity of our destroyed town, to help with the rebuilding efforts.
i'm a firm believer that when somebody's down, it's best to kick them!
No.609096
>>609094
then you've lost me. I thought you were talking about the colorspace
No.609098
>>609082
oh i remember that
do you want to have a public scandal or just another "fake "anti-sjw" blog"
No.609099
>>609095
your name backwards is "spis"
No.609100
>>609099
it's an anagram of piss
No.609101
>>609098
I mostly just want to write incomprehensible vaguely SJ-related rants in the character's voices
No.609102
>>609100
its also an anagram of "sisp"
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>>609104
eri... with two guns
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>>609104
Muffet and Vriska
No.609108
>>609103
yeah, ever time i go down to the pub i ask for a nice glass of piss, but everyone just leaves. no idea why.
No.609109
sips
the real guy
the best guy
No.609110
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No.609112
>>609097
the tail looks like a massive turd
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No.609114
>>609104
joey doing blowey (blow) ((cocaine)) (((the drug)))
No.609115
>>609104
zombey joey doing krokodiley
No.609116
>>609114
how bout a pepe doing blowey
No.609117
>>609111
it is LITERALLY canon, tell Hussie to fuck off if you're so mad about it
No.609118
>>609112
>implying it's not a turd
she's naked, there's no where for her tail to attach to
No.609119
>>609116
pepe doing blowey off joey's booty
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No.609121
as terrible as davekat is
be thankful
we didnt end up in whatever reality got stuck with Davros
No.609122
>>609118
>what are buttplugs
No.609124
>>609123
thank you, i will treasure it
No.609125
>>609121
i'd prefer that over davekat
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No.609128
>>609125
good taste
>>609121
bad taste
No.609129
i listened to Vote Sips really loud and now my house is quiet again. feels weird.
No.609130
>>609125
fuck tavros, worst troll
>>609126
remember that one 6th Doctor episode where Davros is just a head mounted on a table
but then in a tweest its revealed that Davros simply had a desk built around his wheelchair
No.609131
>>609122
she's always wearing that tail
what sort of a person walks around with a tail butt plug in everyday life?
if somebody yanked on it as a practical joke, the poopy part would get all over the back of her coat and her pants, and it would be very gross and embarrassing
No.609132
>>609131
nepeta is into scat because it has "cat" in it
No.609134
>>609131
hey, some people are into that
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No.609136
these veggie burgers are alright, but i wish there was a way to make them less dry
No.609137
>>609136
do you even hummus
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No.609195
>>609126
Finally
I knew I wasn't the only one
No.609203
>>609195
Get in the new thread