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good news, we have some brandy in the pantry
this will surely alleviate my awful self loathing
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>last question of job interview is "which wu-tang album is your favorite"
>not sure if they want me to meme and say liquid swords, or to be honest, like obvi ghostface killah's 12 reasons to die is the best the wu's been since only built 4 cuban linx.
>stutter around for five minutes and try ping ponging versus FILA and A Better Tomorrow
welp, didn't get that job
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consider the following: what if i wasn't a worthless piece of shit
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>>612117
you shouldnt make shitposts about ur mom like that lmao
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>>612119
damn, i got owned
No.612121
also i'm probably going to be blogging about my angst for a little bit
just ignore me i guess
No.612123
i wanted to hang out with my friends but the other one didnt show up so now my friend is just sitting and playing starbound
she can play this games for hours without doing anything else
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*hollow snythesized laughter*
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im playing kirby and the amazing mirror
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>>612131
and a ching chong nip nong to you too, buddy
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>>612137
Sleep tight Wouter
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>>612137
sleep tight Wouter
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>>612137
why don't you just take a photo of yourself in bed instead of this shoddy photoshop job
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>>612140
i didnt make it
also i dont have a camera
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>>612137
never wake up skypeniggy
No.612143
skypeniggian niiiights
and skypeniggian gaaaays
No.612144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
im posting it again fuck you eat shit
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seal has a fucked up face
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i'm a hard bass slut i love those beets that get me wet
No.612150
i love those neets that get me wet
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>>612147
don't you ever talk that way about seal you rancid whore cunt
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>>612151
what he does, nobody says he doesn't
No.612154
might as well get mad if I pointed out he's black
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>>612153
that's spelled different you dumb shit
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>>612155
actually 'different' isn't even close to how it' spelled
ho ho ho
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>>612147
its lupus
not the old /b/ meme but actually lupus
No.612158
>dinner with high school friends
>they spent the night talking about soccer, gay rights and shittalking this girl's articles on the local newspaper
welp that was mildly annoying except for the huge tits of my friend's gf
i should just attend to barbecues where i can get drunk and sustain a conversation for more than 10 seconds
No.612159
Fuck I left my black supercool super-villain gloves on the train...
Now I have to wait an unreasonable 5-7 business days to claim them at the Lost and Found department...
No.612160
who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
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>>612160
>she'll never be in Smash
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>>612159
your skin is so black no one will notice it's missing
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>>612164
They were epic leather ones and they were super comf...
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>>612167
you look more nigger than ever
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>>612137
most pathetic tripfag
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>>612170
ok.
topic of discussion: your greasy bunghole
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YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO
BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH
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No.612178
oh my god
this is actually perfect
egghead and cousinfucker
a literal perfect match
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No.612180
Why am I so handsome
Why is technology not at a level where I can clone and fug myself
I wanna have an orgy with like 7 of me
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>>612180
"I'm not gay"
t. cletus
No.612182
why am i so ugly
what loving good would allow this to happen in a world where such attractive people exist
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>>612178
That's not even egghead is it
She has a trip
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Who do I love? Jooooey!!!
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>>612185
sure sounds like her
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>>612188
she's not hard to roleplay
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>>612189
let me try
That guy totally tried to hit on me, what a creep.
Sako shut up.
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>>612192
You forgot the tilde
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let me try~
That guy totally tried to hit on me, what a creep~
Sako shut up.
No.612197
*locks the door*
NOBODY'S LEAVING THIS THREAD
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>>612194
i didnt really do anything today
i have some icecream in the freezer that im gonna eat later
No.612199
Egghead would be cute if she brushed her fucking teeth
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>>612199
Egghead would be cute if she fucked off and died
No.612202
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
replacement thread theme (overrides last one)
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>>612197
*desperately bangs on the door*
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>>612202
Is this Homestuck?
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>>612204
no you can tell because its finished
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>>612197
just what I was waiting for
*releases the silent but deadly*
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>>612200
theres literally nothing wrong with being obese
No.612212
This man purchased that dog for the purposes of sex. I guaran-fucking-tee it. Look at that fucking degenerate's face.
No.612213
steam's video buffering is horrendous
trying to watch a trailer feels like being trapped in 1999 with dial-up
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>>612213
Yeah clicking full screen like just freezes the video completely for like 4 secs
No.612216
I see you baby
cuckin' that numale
cuckin' that numale
No.612217
*pokes ur tummy*
hehe :3c
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>>612217
Is that a huge lower tooth
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>>612217
*bellybutton vores you*
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>>612223
me at the bottom left
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>>612229
okay, which street is the loo
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>>612237
a poop holding a plunger, now i've seen everything
No.612239
are you going to answer me orrrr
No.612240
poop, unclogging herself
a new age
No.612241
peridot is shit, enjoy your autism
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>>612238
>>612240
>>612241
when will you stop spamming
No.612244
hit me up ben, on the skype
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>>612243
same to you, shitfucker
No.612247
>>612243
when will you stop spamming
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>>612245
>>612247
if what i'm doing is spam, then you're doing the same exact thing
why am i the one getting banned when you goons aren't
No.612250
stop stalling ben
we have things to discuss
skype me up, NOW.
No.612251
me and my friend got chinese and now we're eating it
No.612252
*8ees 8anties on 8urpose*
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im so bored i want her to leave but not really
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last chance before repercussions, ben
No.612258
my dad is going to intrude and walk with us because he thinks someone will kill me
No.612259
then hes going to talk to me about some dumb shit i dont care about on the way back and its going to be terible
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>>612257
nocturnaltherapist
No.612262
then ill come here and blog about it
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im not even eating my food im just eating the white rice
why did i get this
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No.612266
ben didnt skype me up
and so his fate is sealed
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>>612267
shitto, i hate you, did you know that
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You made a big mistake challenging me to a fight!
*makes a naruto hand sign*
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when is my mommy getting home
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>>612269
have you tried a le volcàno rolls
if n: fix that shit up son
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>>612276
have a chat with moody about your problems
he helped you out before, right?
No.612282
>>612280
did jasper jizz on these or something
No.612284
>>612282
jasper doesn't jizz, being a girl and all
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>>612285
me
>>612284
jasper... is a man
No.612288
*doesnt jizz*
*bc she doesnt hav a penis and also isnt sexual*
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>>612286
its okay to be wrong sometimes, and also okay to then die, forever, for your wrongness
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how do we stop the having-any-emotion-toward-jasper-except-complete-attraction-and/or-love-ers, hsg?
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>>612298
activate the gay bomb
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>>612298
shut up little mouse
No.612301
little mouse usurping the title for most annoying waifufag in hsg
No.612302
death to those who garrishly flaunt their waifu
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im gonna eat the rest of my food eventually
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who wants to be my friend
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>>612299
poh smells liek a gay bomb already went off in here
cmon rosie lets get u changed
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white rice is really good
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>>612316
do you have a skype
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>612320
what is it, bby butt
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>>612315
*pushs bowl over*
yah!
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>the word cuck is in my youtube channel link
it's like god is telling me something
No.612326
i got general tso's chicken btw
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im straight this entire time
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too much chacken..... too much.............. chaken...
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im kinda sleepy but i dont want to sleep
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>>612335
skinned alive by shitto
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it keeps stopping but then it starts again i hate it
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>>612335
what I want to know is, where's the caveman???
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>>612346
scratch your joey
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>>612352
that's called being sane, vote trump
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>>612347
look deep into her freestyle raps?
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>>612350
get your tumblr memes away from joey
No.612356
i think i just pooed that entire pizza, fuck
No.612357
why wont the internet work
No.612358
joey is my beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
No.612359
why are my precious packets stagnant
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i can't stop watching this
>>612202
help
No.612365
if im going to steal your internet at least be fast
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excellent connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!
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give me entertainment
death by entertainment
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hsg, what's the difference between sesame chicken, orange chicken, and general tso's chicken?
what does it mean when a chinese restaurant offers all three?
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>>612376
i dont taste a difference between orange chicken and general tso's chicken
i just get general tso's cause the place i get it at doesnt make it with fried rice
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i finally had that nightmare people always talk about where their teeth fall out
it's weird how small your teeth feel afterward
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lms if u want jasper to do this to you
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>>612383
*stomps your balls*
No.612386
my packets keep stagnating
is this a sign
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i'll take a joeywoey gf pls
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>>612391
joeywoey gfs are backordered
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No.612396
internat not work
frustratan grows
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>>612397
maybe just a tad 2 thicc
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how do i get gf who has a thicc soul
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>>612395
half of the time I've seen a mtg shirt it's on married women
No.612404
>>612403
is that sonico's friend
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Joey and an unsuspecting victim.
No.612408
i want a cute werewolf bf
or gf
any f, really, doesn't even have to be a werewolf, just has to be cool w/seeing my junk
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freshly snibbed tingle's libby cuckeeland
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>>612410
are our little goofballs going to grow up into genuine, bona fide mainstream memes
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>>612412
where do you think slord got it
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>>612410
>“They called it a ‘terrible’ birth defect,” Hartley said. “I don’t look at them as having terrible birth defects. I look at them as gorgeous. To me that is not a horrible, hideous birth defect. It’s no less beautiful to me.”
if her children wasn't goofballs, she wouldn't even believe this bullshit she's saying
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>>612416
people have to cope
No.612419
why wont the mom just admit that her kids are ugly....
No.612420
*detonates emp satellite over hsg*
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my mommy's friend said that she can guarantee me a job at this grocery store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.612425
Hartley remembers her first impulse was to laugh
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>>612424
why is child labor still legal
No.612427
send shitto to the sulfer mine
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shitto being hired as a babysitter for the goofbalsl
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>>612432
what the hell is he doing
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ill have the libbycuck tenders please
and a docky pep
No.612436
Local Lib Cucked To Death
No.612437
oh my ferucking godddd
it appears you can only submit applications if they have a job listing avallalable and there arent any
i anger
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>>612432
>>612433
He's doing... indecent things with the banana splits.
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>>612432
lol isn't this guy an mra nowadays?
No.612440
give me the JOBBBBBBBBBBBB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>612440
i hope you get long hours and post here less
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>>612439
He's against the reddit feminist cartel which is enough to qualify as an MRA I guess
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No.612446
This is the INSAS, the current infantry rifle of India.
Notice anything?
No.612447
MRA stands for Manly Reddit Assassin
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>>612442
thought so, edgelords like him would fit right in with the mras
No.612449
>>612446
it's a fucking piece of shit?
No.612450
theres a STAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAAAN waiting in the skyyyy
No.612451
only india could look at L1A1s, say, "fuck that", buy a bunch of AKs, and fuck those up too
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>>612438
like shoving them up his bum?
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>>612452
yes that is the joke
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MY DEMONS ARE A BIT DIFFERENT
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>>612446
I didn't know peri liked guns
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>>612457
wait fuck no i meant to link to >>612453
No.612466
There should be more poopyhair Peridot, it's epic.
No.612467
poop posts enable him just as much
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>>612465
simple mistake man
No.612470
when u make a ytaaAAAAAAAAA SCREEE
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>>612468
this isn't even funny wes it's just ugly
No.612472
how many times do you think it'll take
No.612473
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
No.612474
>>612473
>roleplaying with your name on
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>612474
What The Hecky
Give Me A Fucking Smecky
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>>612471
she still looks like a cutie despite my bad drawing abilities
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>>612471
much like himself
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>>612478
always looks like balls
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>>612479
what a stupid faggot
No.612483
what if you were the last normal human in a world of goofballs
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>>612483
take out as many of the bastards as i can before they take me down in turn
my one man genocide begins
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No.612487
take a movie title and replace one word with goofball or hooligan
i'll start:
Avengers: Age of Hooligan
No.612488
your waifu is real and she wants you to impregnate her but she has zika
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>>612487
Goofball 2: Electric Boogaloo
No.612493
your waifu is real but she wants to impregnate you
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the skellies are still there
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>>612517
mowmowmowmeowmowmoewmowmeowmoewmow
No.612519
why do people keep posting this on chans
what emotion/reaction is this supposed to convey
No.612520
why do people keep posting this on chans
what emotion/reaction is this supposed to convey
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cat-keyhole-bra
requesting art of mom lalonde wearing this epic meme
No.612525
why aren't the joeys showing up
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No.612527
>On April 27th, 2011, an entry titled “Shitpost” was created on the Internet culture wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica,[8] which listed the /s4s/ (shit 4chan says) board and the /r/circlejerk subreddit as online communities associated with the practice.
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>>612525
you need the board's css
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>>612525
because u touch yiurself at niggght
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>>612530
>>612528
youre using it if you can see the skels
The real reason is that joey is off cuckolding you, so she cant pose for the emoji atm
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>>612531
when are those skels gonna fuck off
it's february, they just keep hanging around blocking the global report form
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>>612533
use the tab key, moron.
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>>612534
I do
but I shouldn't HAVE TO
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>>612533
resize the global report window, maybe????
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>>612533
scroll down or resize the window
No.612541
good morning
its me wouter
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>>612544
rest in peace joey
we never knew you
No.612546
will joey's epic dog still be in 2d hiveswap...
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>>612521
>A vine uploaded to iFunny with the song Spoonman playing in the background has gained over 240 likes in 7 months.
Holy shit guys.
TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY in only 7 months!
>An image of Richard Dawkins wearing a shirt edited to have the picture on it was uploaded to Tumblr, where it gained over 270 notes in two months.
is this a joke
No.612548
>>612547
its a website called knowyourmemes
No.612549
do you think hussie ever got the rights to use the oblivion font in hiveswap
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>>612549
shit i mean elder scrolls font
i always mix those up
No.612551
>>612548
Yea but it's usually not "This got 23 views in 5 months! It's spreading like fire!"
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>>612549
if Kazarad could get money for his TES fanadventure, then Hussie is fine
No.612554
>>612549
of course not
do you think he got permission for marvel to use the iron man armor? Or the posters of well-known movies hanging in john's room?
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>>612521
this is the stupidest meme I've seen in a while
No.612556
what is the best meme of 2015
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>>612557
I stand corrected
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>>612556
take a look at that snout was the first meme and a pretty good meme
No.612562
>>612553
that's webcomics though, they tried suing mojang just for using the word 'scrolls'
No.612563
the dark scrolls of underbound
No.612564
>friend has no job, lives with his parents, is failing out of school
>gets mad at me because i don't want to join him in shittalking the life decisions of a mutual friend of ours
le glass buildings......
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>>612556
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
No.612566
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world
No.612567
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with living with your parents after the age 22
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its ya boi wouter coming to you live from his parents attic
No.612571
i made out with a jewish girl for the first time earlier, hsg
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>>612571
well good for fucking you
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ooohooooo
Faaabiaaana~
Inculamortiii~
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>>612573
she's not uggo...
she's the last mouthpic girl i posted
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>>612576
was that the uggo one
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>>612576
you mean the uggo one?
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>>612582
i dont have any niggers
No.612584
LET ME POST LET ME POST LET ME POST LET ME POST
FUCKING HOTWHEELS
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>612583
you can borrow some of mine
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>>612585
thanks wouter
i really wish sponge told me why le h*ck im grabbing all these niggeroos though
its getting really awkward
No.612587
>>612586
i have my "crew" ready to "go"
i need to know "where" the "job" "is"
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>>612587
alright im gonna need you to "diagnose" every progenitor newly inducted into the "goofball" "family" and "cure" them accordingly
its "totally fine" if you just sort of "accidentally fix what isnt broken" with a shovel
and ill "make sure" youre paid 20k joeys in full by the end of the gigaterraultrapause deluxe
No.612589
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world
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>>612567
only if you don't have a work or a gf.
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>>612592
which none of us do... unless you're some kind of filthy normie
you're not a normie, right anon?
No.612594
>got a job
>live alone
but i don't have a bf or gf, so i'm not a normie
r-right?
No.612595
i have a gf but im not a normie
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>>612594
>>612595
man, if you guys fused you'd make one normie
No.612597
*wakes up as a black nerd*
No.612598
*wakes up as a blackbird*
No.612599
black nerd reeing in the dead of night
No.612600
"Ayn Rand had some good ideas", number 5 on the list of phrases you can use to immediately know someone's an idiot
No.612602
No.612603
pathetic self-pitying tripfags
No.612604
>>612595
I need to know you better,
what's your favorite color?
No.612605
>>612596
I have a job, I live alone and I have a bf
but I'm not a normie
No.612606
No.612607
where are all the cute belgian neet girls at
No.612608
>>612607
in a bottomless pit
go join them
No.612609
>>612608
thanks fam
here i goooooooo°°°°°°°
No.612610
No.612611
>>612610
>fag
>fem
>bf
pick two
No.612612
>>612611
>implying guys cant be female
T R I G G E R E D
No.612613
cishet scum you can be a boy and still be a girl
No.612614
messy red hair are really cute
No.612615
No.612616
my laptop is running out of battery
bye
No.612617
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No.612619
hmmm i can already tell
today's gonna be a "salad but with goldfish crackers instead of croutons" kind of day
No.612620
No.612621
>>612620
wait fug this isn't skype
""nice""
No.612622
No.612623
there we go
everything's coming up wouter
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>>612627
Wouter become a little girl with me I can't kill all these monsters without someone else
They've all been easy until now but I know some hard monster will come eventually
No.612629
>>612628
if i get back to my apartment tonight i can install it and become the little girl
No.612630
>>612622
nice
nice
nice
nice
>>612625
wah rude
No.612631
>>612629
I'll be waiting in the first city
No.612632
>red shelled over gap
how is this legal
No.612633
>>612460
>je ballen zijn groot
No.612634
>>612633
als rijpe meloenen
No.612635
who here got digimon story cybersleuth
how is it
No.612636
>>612635
eh
i was kind of disappointed by it
No.612637
why havent we made homestuck sprites of the lads and ladies from the /soc/ threads
because what else are we gonna do
No.612638
>>612637
not be such pathetic pieces of shit?
I mean we are but not THAT pathetic
No.612639
why can i never take decent pictures of myself
No.612640
>>612637
just make your own homestuck sprite, dude.
No.612641
>>612639
because you're ugly
No.612642
>>612639
bc ur webcam sux and ur phone too
LMAO
No.612643
No.612644
>>612643
whatever happened to them? i wonder if they still lurk?
they just kinda handed the board over and disappeared as suddenly and mysteriously as they first appeared
No.612645
>>612644
this is part of the mystery
p_p was too good to remain here
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No.612647
>>612645
mysteries are the wooooooooooorst, i wanna know
i wish they would stop by one day to give us an update i guess kinda like zwid does every now and then
maybe they could be a ghost that haunts us during the witching hour on halloween once a year
No.612648
>>612449
>>612451
Sako what do you think of the Excalibur?
The INSAS is unremarkable and really shit in high elevations/cold temperatures I agree but aside from the AK-47 I really doubt an effective assault rifle could be fielded to such a large standing army
I'm a gun novice I really only have any knowledge from CS:GO and military documentaries on the History Channel
It's been doing good in testing and passed the mud and water test, plus it's modular-- but I don't know if that's enough for a 21st century battlefield. Certainly enough to whup Pakistan but throw China into the mix and it's sort of iffy
No.612649
>>612644
I think they left
No.612650
No.612651
No.612655
>>612644
iirc p_p said seeing everyone's IP ruined the experience for them, and then they got paranoid about hsg finding out their real identity and wanted to completely seperate from this place
No.612656
Dreams logged: 1 (39)
Images saved: 6 (6)
No.612657
i wish humans had domesticated bears instead of wolves
bear cubs are epic!
No.612658
Let us dispell the fiction that p_p doesn't know what he's been doing.
No.612659
who's ready for the subperb owl
No.612660
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No.612663
>>612661
just wanna watch a bunch of hot sweaty guys pile on top of each other for a few hours, man
ain't nothin' gay about that
No.612664
>>612655
ohh, that's a legitimate concern
maybe he could have used tor if it wasn't blocked
No.612665
>>612614
>pokemon red
YES
NOW LET'S SEE THIS ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY'S LINEUP
No.612666
No.612667
>>612664
i mean zwid told us who they were immediately after finding out they didn't want us to know, so i think it was a foregone conclusion
No.612668
Today's oglaf is pretty shit.
No.612670
>>612667
aw that was a sucky think to do, i must have missed when that happened
>>612668
did you read the second page? it makes slightly more sense after reading the second page
No.612671
>>612670
Yes, I read the second page. It was just bad.
No.612672
>>612671
yeah, i didn't even realize there was a second page when i read it earlier
it was even worse without the second page
No.612673
>>612670
plasmapanda is a poof like you
No.612674
>>612673
what the h*ck is a poof?
No.612675
>>612674
A man's man
A boygina
A femboy
Do you get it yet, Poofmaster McGaper?
No.612676
No.612677
>>612648
>The Excalibur is a retrofitted version of the Indian Small Arms System (INSAS) assault rifle
it's like polishing a turd
you can do it, but why take the time in the first place
No.612678
>>612675
oh i just looked it up on urban dictionary whoops
i wouldn't describe myself as that, but what's wrong with p_p being one?
No.612679
>>612648
I only had one firing range exercise at basic (and believe me, I can't be trusted to own a gun of any kind) but rifles seemed pretty fun to handle.
No.612680
>>612678
Nothing's inherently wrong with being a poof
No.612681
No.612682
Alright I'm out, gonna play some Morrowind before I go down to the game shop to test my Karn EDH deck against real people.
No.612685
Actually fuck have this decklist.
No.612687
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No.612689
>>612685
is the creature karn your commander
No.612690
>>612685
>>612686
shut up
just shut up
No.612691
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No.612695
No.612696
we need to destroy karn before rev becomes too powerful
No.612697
god fucking dammit the Daimon fight feels at least ten times more powerful than the Seneschal fight
No.612698
his face actually kinda looks like rev
No.612700
No.612701
>>612698
Couldn't defeat the army wtf
No.612702
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>>612699
i wonder who helped him
No.612704
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>>612699
this is someone's fetish
No.612707
No.612708
>>612699
this actually looks appetizing
No.612709
>>612677
Because it would be cheap like the INSAS but more reliable?
No.612710
No.612711
>>612709
do you really think the country with designated shitting streets is capable of building a reliable rifle
No.612712
>>612711
>The Excalibur rifle passed the mud and water test which could not be cleared by four foreign rifles. During this test the gun is immersed in mud and water before firing. Excalibur is provided with direct gas-tapping angle which reduces the recoil on firing the weapon.
Apparently
No.612713
>>612699
ewwwww!
lol actually this reminds me of that youtube athiest guy who had his nudie vid leaked way back when
No.612714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.612715
is he actually covered in pepper?
No.612716
No.612717
>>612712
i would like to know what the foreign rifles were if possible
No.612718
im so bored the internet isnt working correctly why did i get these chips they suck i want some pink lady apples
No.612719
>>612717
Didn't say-- certainly wasn't the AK. That shit can't hit the broadside of a barn but it could probably fire if you dunked in rubber cement
No.612720
>tfw can't find an artist that draw feet correctly
No.612721
im sooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasd
No.612722
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No.612724
All i want to do to the Homestuck cast is order the girls to get on top eachother, like a stack of books ordered oldest to youngest, naked and to await my next move. Being delighted by their perverted obedience i'd see my way to the top of the stairs, pants unbuttoned as i peer to the girls below. As they lay amoungst one another, beneath and atop eachother in fact, i'd masturbate with the grace flamingos in mating season! Dancing will my penis and hand be as the climax approaches! Orgasm, i will, as my jo spurts forth! Through the air it'll glide, descending will my jizz, elevation lowered till it hits the target, youngest Feferi! Oh how gracefully would the sweet infant rest atop the mound of depraved young flesh! Seeping through the asscheeks of the poop machine Aradia will my juice flow to genius little Roxy, her pussylips graced with my morning wood's morning dew. But how could my stream forget the suple bodies of bff Terezi and Vriska? So tastefully would it drip upon one scarred face to the other. So too is the face of the gothic Rose susceptile to my liquid touch, but untainted as her blonde bangs become a hairy ladder for my penis porridge to descend by! As for the feet of tomboy Nepeta, her toes would become but stepping stones for my ever falling manmilk to maneuver through. How fitting would it be when my babygravy falls through the armpit of jokester Jane, for all fake flatulence to make in the future will echo my sexual bravado! Jade on the other hand, with those bassist hands most talented would find fun in rolling the ever-decreasing volume into a gooey ball, only to spit on it! Could it be? It could! Increasing the fluidity once more she would! Alas the momentous flow would find itself on the breasts of the everso beautiful Mom, but never would i be so happy until the oldest of the Loud family take it upon herself to swallow the adventurous load! After having collected myself, i would descend down the stairway to communicate my gratitude.
"Thanks, Nanna."
No.612725
>>612720
why would you want that, my dude
No.612726
i should go somewhere maybe
No.612727
i need accurate pictures of my waifu's feet that deserve the appropriate amount of rubs, kises and sucks
No.612728
No.612729
>>612728
who le the fucky fuggy mcducky are le you
No.612730
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>612719
the ak reliability meme needs to die tbh
No.612731
No.612732
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The AR15 is a more reliable weapon than the AK TBQH
No.612733
theres nowhere to fuggin go
No.612734
basically what I'm saying is India should be like other modern military forces and buy m16s or something
No.612735
im here to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.612736
>deadpool's not part of the mcu
why even bother, tbh
No.612737
No.612738
kinda mad at you guys for not replying to my shitty copypasta
No.612739
>>612724
>>612738
here's your (you)
No.612740
time for a cutie pie jasppost, please
No.612741
oh boy
its a self loathing depressive day
thanks brain
No.612742
im probabl murder myself soon
No.612743
i. love. jasper.
and i hope jasper loves me.
No.612744
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No.612746
No.612747
i want jasper to spoon me
i want jasper to find my social ineptitude charming while also supporting me in trying to be a better person
i want jasper to take me to the gym and jokingly lean on me when she gets tired
i want jasper to tell me it's alright
No.612748
>>612743
stop posting scat
No.612749
No.612750
>>612748
stop posting scat
No.612751
jaspbutt for my fellow jasptronauts!
No.612752
>>612751
here's a better butt
No.612753
>you'll never be crushed into a pulp between two Jaspers
No.612754
No.612755
internot not working.. uh oh.
No.612756
>>612752
poopybutt! poopybutt!
No.612757
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>>612757
a japanese monster
No.612761
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>>612757
kappa are japanese fictional beasts with the beak of a bird and the shell of a turtle
i think they steal kids
i was going to try and find a pinup drawing of one but it was too much work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No.612765
>>612764
ok but like what is it
No.612766
let's get jasptarded in here!
No.612767
No.612768
>>612761
>not junk
2/10, see me after class
No.612769
>>612767
american football or everywhere else football?
No.612771
just imagine, two jaspers going at it, and you in the middle
No.612772
>>612771
i don't want jaspers
i want the beautiful, perfect, original jaspywaspy!
No.612773
>>612770
I feel like I've seen this layout somewhere before
No.612774
>>612772
all jaspers are the same though
and also, they can merge to form an even bigger jasper!
No.612775
>>612773
it's the monster girl encyclopedia
No.612776
>>612773
there are literally thousands of these all in the same format
most likely from that one monstergirl game where you travel with some naga girl
it was alright, but i never got the appeal
plus some of the monsters were just gross
like stop trying to sexualize slugs and earthworms
its not gonna happen
i'm not gonna fuck the slug
No.612777
>>612734
M16's aren't that good either
No.612778
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>>612776
monster girl quest came after the encyclopedia, also if amira wasn't your waifu in that game, i don't think we can be friends
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>>612780
Yeah they're durable but the size is a problem
No.612784
i hope cletus gets gunned down in the street like the nigger he is
No.612785
>>612776
I dunno. I'd kiss a gastropod-- I dunno if we even could have sex but hey oral's a thing
No.612786
No.612787
>>612779
i must admit i would laugh bretty hard whenever this chick popped up
i think i got to like the 2nd or 3rd of the four evil generals or whatever
and then i realized that i didn't care that much
and if i really wanted monstergirl porn, which i very rarely ever do,
that i could just look up the image sets without playing some half-assed turn based strategy porn game
No.612788
>>612786
I will, eventually
No.612789
>>612785
at least they could give you a footjob
No.612790
No.612791
>>612783
then use a carbine?
I don't understand what you mean
No.612792
>>612789
Yeah-- as long as the mucus doesn't have a weird smell or whatever I don't think I'd mind
Then there's sea slugs which are just 2 qt
No.612793
so apparently, if you take the option of helping Abigail Ames blow up the slaughterhouse for Ramsey, Billie Lurk actually says a different line than if you just do normal high chaos.
instead of a simple "Always a pleasure to watch you work. It seems there's always more to learn about pain." she says
"Is something bothering you Daud? I've seen you kill a man without ruffling his hair, but you took out the whole neighborhood."
kind of weird, i never really noticed
No.612794
>>612793
who is abigail ames
who is ramsey
who is billie lurk
what slaughterhouse
who is daud
which neighborhood
what do you mean high chaos
who are you
No.612796
>>612794
an agent working for ramsey to destabilize bundry rothwild's business
a rich guy who wants to see bundry rothwild's business go down
daud's second-in-command and apprentice
bundry rothwild's whale slaughterhouse
a professional assassin with powers granted by the outsider
that's just a figure of speech meaning the slaughterhouse and surrounding area
high chaos is when you are discovered a lot or kill a lot of people, as opposed to low chaos when you don't kill many people and go unnoticed
i'm anon
No.612797
has anyone seen hail ceasar?
i wanna go watch it during the super bowl but what if a fresh meme drops
also, going to the movies is a, like, thing, you know? like, i have to decide whether or not to go to the theater that's a few blocks away that's usually busy or the one that's in battery park city that's usually empty, but it's so weird. like, i have to walk near the 9/11 memorial and junk and battery park city is like some le corbusier planned community bullshit.
No.612798
>>612794
this is all dishonored stuff
No.612799
>>612798
great, now you've fucking ruined it. i was trying to be mysterious with some secret club stuff and then you pulled that shit.
No.612800
>>612797
okay, i mean, i know i name-dropped le corbusier in that post, and i know that his influence is more seen in the projects, it's just all so sterile and deserted, you know?
No.612801
>>612604
probably a darker shade of blue
No.612802
No.612803
who gives a mcwuggerson about dishonored tho
No.612804
>>612802
some kind of dark blue
No.612805
>>612803
it's a good game and a sequel's coming out soon
No.612807
No.612808
>>612807
there are lots of dark blues, my dude
No.612809
No.612810
>>612808
SO THE BEST WAY TO GENERALIZE THEM ALL IS TO SAY "DARK BLUE" INSTEAD OF BEING VAGUE AS FUCK AND SAYING "SOME SHADE OF DARK BLUE"
FUCK YOU XLR
FUCK
YOU
No.612811
>>612810
no the best way to generalize it is t osay some shade of dark blue
No.612812
No.612813
>>612810
no, dark blue is a specific shade of dark blue
No.612814
>>612811
no you fucking dipshit, that just makes it more vague to figure out
>>612813
shut the fuck up, that's like saying dog shit is a specific kind of dog shit from different breed
No.612815
>>612814
>this thing that makes it less specific is a worse way to generalize it than the name of a specific shade
die nigger
No.612817
>just graduated trade school after 4-5 years of failed attempts at two different colleges
>literally been a week
>my mom is already starting to ride my back about it
goddamn i just wanna be a neet and collect disability
i could barely handle shit tier retail jobs without wanting to kill myself
fuck i wanna cut my leg off at the knee or something so i don't have to do anything ever and little will be expected of me
No.612818
>>612815
>>612816
dark blue isn't a specific shade
it doesn't cover how dark the blue is
this is common sense
No.612819
>>612814
>>612818
what's it like to be so wrong?
No.612820
dear hsg: congratulations on finding something to argue about that's dumber than i ever imagined possible
No.612821
No.612822
>>612820
If tumblr can talk about the colors of the sky we can argue about shades of dark blue
How dark blue is Joey's skin
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No.612824
shit, i gotta hide my dildos from the housekeeper
No.612825
>>612819
THEN THE PEOPLE WHO OFFICIALLY MADE DARK BLUE A SPECIFIC KIND OF COLOR ARE FUCKING MORONS
ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT IT'S A SPECIFIC SHADE?? NO, THE ANSWER IS NO. IT SHOULD STAY AS A GENERAL RANGE OF BLUES THAT ARE DARK
No.612826
hannibal buress is talking about cuck porn in his new comedy special
No.612827
>>612825
>ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT IT'S A SPECIFIC SHADE
yes
that's how color names work
No.612828
>>612827
dark blue is a fucking vague name and you know it
No.612829
holy fuck go to home depot and look at paint swatches or some shit this is retarded
No.612830
>>612825
Just use Pantone colors to describe the shade of blue dude
No.612831
No.612832
no no, it's not a blue that is dark, it's Dark Blue. learn the difference, pleb.
No.612834
>>612833
http://www.pantone-colours.com/
Chart changes depending on the paper and other factors
No.612835
>>612831
blue can only be blue
No.612836
>>612834
i dont
"associate"
with minion lovers
No.612837
>>612835
yeah, but is it THE blue?
No.612838
>>612836
it has come to my attention that pantone-colours is not pantone.com
i apologize for the non-sequitor
No.612839
i saved up calories for a nice dinner but i think i'm just gonna say fuck that and drown myself in a pile of toaster strudels
No.612840
also here's the federal colour system
No.612841
>>612832
>it's not a blue that's dark
yes it is
why else would it be called DARK blue??
fuck all of you, i'm dropping this
No.612842
>>612819
>>612840
these are not even the same dark blue
No.612843
>>612840
>blue is darker than dark blue
lol
No.612844
No.612845
There's the official color "dark blue" and then there's "a dark blue".
No.612846
>>612842
i thought it was the css darkblue but that's another shade of dark blue
No.612847
>>612840
>>612842
>>612843
this further proves my point that you're full of bullshit
No.612848
>>612846
That's a really red brown
No.612849
>>612845
thank you
i dont know why this is so hard for this guy to understand
No.612850
>>612847
no, i'm right
dark blue is a specific shade of blue, but what shade depends on what system you're using
>>612848
the people who made the color names weren't artists, i don't think
No.612851
>tfw depressed and worried about the future
>but at least i had a pizz delivered
happy superb owl
No.612852
oh right that's today isn't it
it's mardi gras for me
No.612853
>>612852
i thought mardi gras was tuesday
No.612854
>>612852
>mardi gras
>fat tuesday
>sunday
???????????????????????????
No.612855
No.612856
I could easily go to a party tonight
but that would mean playing the bullshit game of texting people and being like "anyone doing anything tonight" when they and I both know I'm just fishing for an invite
No.612857
>>612856
walk around town and knock on doors that sound like they're having a party
say you're with some generic name, like bill or joe
bring beer so they don't think you're going to mooch
No.612858
>>612854
>>612853
actual mardi gras is fucking boring it's nothing but truck parades
saturday/sunday are the real parades
No.612859
 | Rolled 2 (1d3) |
1 - gun
2 - jump
3 - hag
No.612860
>>612857
nah that sounds awful
i know that amongst the 12-14 people I hang out with socially, there's at least one or two places I could go
i just feel pathetic asking to be invited when i had been overlooked in the first place
these are all friends, and they like me well enough, i just hate having to ask
No.612861
aw SHIT i need to get my vehicle registration renewed! fuck! shit!
No.612864
>>612860
but what if you fall in with a new group of friends
friends that don't overlook you and cherish you for the person you are
No.612865
why should schools even have showers
No.612867
>>612865
probably bigger more inland schools that have bigger PE programs
ps new thread
>>612866
>>612866
>>612866
>>612866
>>612866