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>>613608
wow, he needs a little de-spicing treatment
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>>613610
lol do you remember your "thirsty for vfan" phase?
i mean it's impossible to get on my bad side, so i didn't mind, but iirc a lot of people used to get spicy about it
No.613615
>>613614
that was epic trolling
this is just stupidity
No.613616
me hungy
me got job
me reward self
No.613617
>>613609
i have been summoned
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No.613619
so i started a reread a lil bit ago:
John's tier one prototyping, Harlequinsprite, couldn't communicate with him
Couldn't the trolls talk to their tier ones? I'm pretty sure I remember Terezi, Equius, and possibly others talking to theirs
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>>613615
was it trolling? i dunno, that's not how i remember it B)))))
No.613622
What do you think Joey's doing right now, HSG?
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>>613619
Harlequin dolls cant speak, genius
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>>613621
your memory is irrelevant due to your aforementioned stupidity
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>>613619
What was their firsts? Their lusii, right? Then, I guess, their oncely prototyped sprites were able to talk to their own troll kids as is or, like Terezi's, with some kind of telepathy.
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>>613625
okay okay, i won't push the issue
i'm just saying, its okay if you did
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>>613630
i think its really nice that they're friends outside of filming
idk, you don't see stuff like that very often imo
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>>613634
why do they lick the side that isnt covered in blood
are they trying to piss me off
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>>613635
thats not what imo means
No.613638
Heheheheh I forgot Cirque Du Soleil has a restraining order against John's Dad
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>>613633
this week's ep was really, really good
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>>613640
im always up for wacky race parodies
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>>613637
imo means "In My expOrience"
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>>613641
if i knew you had pictures of my feet id kill myself
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>>613646
You're an uggo guy why would I save pics of your feet
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>>613647
clearly you've never gazed upon my majestic visage
No.613649
im like a hotter cletus basically
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No.613651
not that cletus is hot
a hot cletus wouldve been a better way to phrase that
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No.613653
8ut Anon, it's your 8a8y!
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No.613657
To eat this or not to eat this: that is the question.
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>>613649
>>613650
>>613651
Nice Freudian slip there bud
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No.613662
does anyone remember that anime from like 10 years ago about people with weird metal implants in their arms that could summon little marbles which summoned spirits or something?
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No.613664
Wait, no, BakuGAN. Bakuman is completely different.
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>>613662
that sounds a lot like tales of symphonia, but that's a video game
No.613666
nevermind, expsheres are completely different
sorry
No.613667
my joey is in the top precentage of joeys
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>>613663
i think it was something like Kiba
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>>613667
Is that mean your Joey is he rarest?
No.613672
>finding the old fic with Equius and disabled Nepeta i requested more than 3 years ago on HSG
holy shit what was i thinking
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No.613674
Help me with English, HSG.
> What do they have them even for?
Or
> What are they have them even for?
No.613675
>>613674
>> What do they have them even for?
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>>613674
Neither.
>What do they even have them for?
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>>613674
What do they even have them for?
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>>613678
uh oh
what does the paper say?
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No.613682
>>613681
after this it's official
you're the most retarded poster on HSG
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>>613681
trolls have horns because otherwise they would just be differently coloured humans
and that's too lazy even for hussie
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>>613681
i think it should read more like
>I hope the final Homestuck updates will explain the existence of troll horns. What do they even have them for?
No.613685
>>613682
No I am not. I really wanted to know what for they are in biological way. And I hope it will be explained. Female trolls 8008s biological role is also an open question.
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No.613687
do you think trolls have an equivalent of the zika virus that a mothergrub could catch
No.613688
it's already been confirmed that troll tiddies are acid sacs
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>>613687
No, but they have pika virus. It makes them looks like pikachu.
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>>613682
you can take that title from my cold dead hands
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No.613695
i wonder if goku was a libcuck
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>>613695
wasn't his saiyan name cuckarott or something similar?
No.613698
this
is a super numale
and this
this is what is known as a super numale that has ascended past a super numale
or, you could just call this a super numale 2
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No.613700
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
No.613701
>>613698
and this... IS..TO GO...EVEN FURTHER.....BEYOND!
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>613702
erase this, please and thankies
No.613704
Руди, у тебя есть хомо болезнь?
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>>613704
Listen to me, anon:
если быть хомо сапиенс это болезнь, то...
No.613707
Sorry this one took so much longer than the others... I haven't had much occasion to practice this one... this is what i call a Super Numale 3.
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>>613706
i was grasping at any way to insult you that my limited vocabulary would allow okay.
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>>613709
it wasn't a request.
do it.
No.613711
rev me, please and revvies.
No.613712
RUDY'S THE BEST
FUCK YOU GUYS
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>>613711
I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY
FUCK ME
No.613714
>>613708
Next time you'll try to insult a Russian-speaker, just copypaste this "Ты настоящий человечище. И настоящий герой".
After that, wink to opponent, smile a little and offer a toothpick.
That's much insulting. So so much.
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periiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
No.613719
>>613714
xaxaxaxaxa
good one
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>>613716
SOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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No.613724
Do trolls go from grub to person the same way caterpillars do it?
Weave a cocoon, digest themselves, and use all that raw material to build an almost entirely new body?
No.613725
>>613724
Who knows
Hussie doesn't
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>>613724
> Weave a cocoon, digest themselves, and use all that raw material to build an almost entirely new body
That's probably how the get their sleep cocoon.
No.613730
i want to watch this qt jewess eat so many carbs in front of me
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Oh shit guys! There's >>613732 a graboid!
Quick, on those rocks!
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>>613737
Bert was the only actor to be in ALL the movies
No.613741
I just realized why I like Indian chicks so much
Periorbital circles
It's like natural eyeliner
No.613742
>gohan: wow, that android is toast!
>piccolo: ...more like burnt toast....
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>>613741
or you're just a retarded poop fetishist
No.613745
>yeah if only she was indian and had a colostomy bag, boy that would get my motor running
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>>613743
>>613744
No but seriously
9/10 of them have it
If you take it away it even makes them look less Indian
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>>613745
heheheheheh i look a lot like that guy
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>>613747
except not fat, right???
right, fatty???
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>>613745
>that filename
kek
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>>613748
no i mean like dead on
same build, weight, facial hair, hair cut, glasses
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designated shitting thread
No.613754
Thank god for vegetarian/hereditary iron anemia tbh
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No.613757
everyone in dbz has perfect hand eye coordination
those motherfuckers throw senzu beans at one another across the length of a football field
and they never drop a single fuckin one
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>>613757
uh are you forgetting the buu saga
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>>613758
yes, indeed i did
fuck
No.613760
she used to cuck me on my libphone
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No.613762
what would a fusion between goku and gohan be called anyway
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>>613762
gokhan or some shit, who cares, both shows are shit
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>>613763
gogo
then gogo would fuse with goten to make gogogo
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If Goku was my dad, things would be different around here....
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>>613767
goku would disown a pedo son
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>>613766
yes, both shows. steven shitniverse and dragon shit
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>>613764
so all i need to do is kill enough people that it counts as an attack on society, and i will get off scot-free....
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>>613769
>steven shitniverse and dragon shit
you ever think of doin stand up
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>>613769
sea youd have some good b8 but its reel obvs m8
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>>613768
didn't goku marry chichi when they were both like 15
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>>613772
do you know how flow charts work
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>>613776
teens being attracted to each other is pedophilia, pedo
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>>613775
>any time someone blatantly shittalks something it's automatically b8
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*posts the same images over and over again for eternity*
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>>613786
sup bonerface :^)
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>>613788
Now this is a religion I could get into
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>>613791
are those beer cans around the side?
No.613793
I held hands with a dog all day today at work~
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>>613793
but thats forbidden love
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>>613794
Captain isn't like other men....
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No.613800
>tfw the apartment is nice and clean because you shelled out the big bux
worth it so when the catsitter comes they think i'm a good cat dad
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>>613800
You better hope they don't find your collection of gay shotacon pornography.
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>>613802
You can't lie to me
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>>613800
>this much need of approval
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How Can Lies Be Real If Sound Isn't Real
Wtf?
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>>613805
>nobody ever talks about jaden's older brother
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>>613804
stop the presses, a tripfag wants attention and approval!
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No.613811
>tfw the porn you were enjoying turns out to be NTR
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>>613811
rules are rules
*slaps cuck nametag on you*
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>>613811
>Non-TerRestrial
porn with aliens? i don't see why you're complaining buddy, that just makes it better
No.613814
when you think about it all porn is cuck porn, since you're watching the woman you want to fuck with another man
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>>613814
what about porn without the man
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>>613814
this is why imagination exists, and usually has more satisfactory results
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>>613814
Yeah that's why you should just watch porn that's one girl dumbass...
No.613818
what do i do with this boner
No.613819
i remember when i thought yamcha was a saiyan
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>>613800
aw
are you a good cat dad
that's so cute
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>>613818
what if it's gay/lesbian porn?
also what if it's a single man/woman with like a robot?
>>613818
if you don't want it now, put it in the fridge for later
No.613823
>>613822
being robocucked is even worse than being cucked
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>>613823
but they can't love a robot
unless they're roboromantic
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>>613716
>>613716
>>613716
but seriously who drew this
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>>613814
none of the mouth porn i get off to features men, unless it's a man's mouth
i am uncuckable
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>>613826
ROBOSEXUAL DEVIANTS
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>>613828
hahahaha i friggin wish
that technique is tight as hell
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>>613829
you're still a cuck
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>>613716
gosh
what precious pretty kitty titties
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>>613833
what appropriate dubs for such a comment
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I consider it good when girls show you boobs, it means they like you
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i can't believe it's been a whole year
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I can't believe homestuck isn't done
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did i ever thank xlr for his help
i dont remember
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>>613840
looking back at the 3-4 pages a day we used to get, it would have been hard to imagine that it would take 2 years for him to finish act 6
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unironic homestuck discussion
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>>613847
but its 10pm and i'm sweepy
No.613851
Eggy's running list of celebrity crushes
Trevor Noah
Charlie Cox
Henry Cavill
Stephen Colbert
Janelle Monae
Harold Lloyd
George Clooney (the real one)
Naveen Andrews
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>>613851
what about, le me
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>>613853
he looks sort of ok if you don't zoom in to look at all of his wrinkles and shit
No.613858
celebrity crushes are for normies
i have my waifu
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>>613859
Yeah who is this faux egg
Does he know that it's really obvious he's not egg
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>>613859
i miss his shaved eyebrows
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ive just been looking at pictures of my dog
i hate that I'll never see her again outside of pictures and videos
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>>613860
that's not what he meant jackass
No.613864
rewatching breaking bad and it's still pretty great
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>>613864
I was good until the mercury fulminate asspull
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
which troll would listen to streetlight manifesto
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>>613865
It*
Also a lot of the Hispanic accents sounded fake af
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is wes in this thread? lots of poopposting
>>613869
>>613870
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>>613872
wes haunts every thread
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>>613856
look at these delightful kitty titties
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important wild post: added to the archives
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>>613876
do you think her limb enhancer tech has any games
probably not
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>>613880
just one: gem crush
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>>613880
could she stream porn on it
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No.613884
let's go back to neppersposting
No.613885
current mood: want to fuck girl
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>>613884
I LOVE NEPPER
lmao jk i love joey
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>>613882
absolutely
i'm sure there's a way for her thing to get into an alien species's signals
No.613888
>homestuck began 48 years ago
No.613889
i want to become immortal, save all of homestuck on some kind of storage thingy, and keep changing it to new forms of storage throughout the centuries, just showing the whole thing to a select few people on my eternal journey.
maybe even kidnap people and hold them prisoner for a few days and force them to read the whole thing
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>>613889
>maybe even kidnap people and hold them prisoner for a few days and force them to read the whole thing
you could be doing that right now
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>>613890
yeah but it would be a lot less fun because there would be consequences
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>>613889
why would you do such a mean thing
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>>613889
this shitty comic needs to die and so do you
>>613890
the whole thing doesnt exist yet
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>>613893
see, if loopy had said this, i might feel some remorse, but i get the feeling loopy would be totally on board with this.
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>>613895
wow you're a bigger asshole than I thought
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>>613895
son of a bitch is this asstree
are you doing your autistic waifu shtick again
No.613898
I'm voting Sanders, for men's rights.
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>>613897
there was seriously a namefag called asstree?
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>>613898
this but unironically
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>>613899
it's what we call AE
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>>613904
since his vfan cockgurgling days
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>>613905
i mean, i guess i'm doing a similar shtick but definitely not to the hyper-autismo degree that he did it
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>>613904
since forever
how long have you been under this rock
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>>613907
i have had hsg open in another tab for a few months straight after a little break and i've never seen that used before.
are all these things just coincidentally used when i'm asleep? this is like the third time this has happened
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>>613908
maybe you're just slow in the head
you like loopy after all
No.613910
*votes 4 sanders b/c she dosnt pay taxes yet*
free tendies!
No.613911
im drinking coffee so expect a lot of shit later
No.613912
why is the PMJ version of Careless Whisper so massively better than the original?
this seems like it shouldn't be the case but it is.
i like it.
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>>613910
you are going to hell for not voting hillary
No.613914
a song released 65 years ago should be fucking public domain
i hate disney's raping of the copyright system so goddamn much
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>>613916
huh. i like it. what do you want to use it for?
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>>613910
It's also funny to me when people politically shitpost like this.
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>>613914
I honestly expect them to get the time limit to cease to exist and for the mouse to be forever under lock and key.
I mean they could probably just increase the limit every 5 years or so but even that'll get odd.
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>>613913
*duesnt no bout poltics*
*was just sugesting using ur kfc coupons 4 buyng tendies*
*wonders wich sanders u thout she meant*
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>>613913
why would someone go to hell for NOT voting for the antichrist
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>>613919
i almost want to guess it's for a fallout mod. but i won't. it seems too obvious please tell me
anyway, you could try to rip the mp3 and work some audio engineer magic. or i could do it for you
for a price
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>>613922
if you're a woman and you don't vote for hillary you're a traitor
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>>613924
If Hillary's own husband can't stay loyal to her, why would you expect anyone else to?
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>>613923
nah, i'm getting ahead of myself with soundtrack shit anyway
it's just ridiculous to me that a song that old will probably never enter the public domain in my lifetime because of a goddamn cartoon mouse
No.613927
i had a dream where homestuck updated and it was good
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>>613927
we've all had to give up that dream at some point
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>>613924
according to gloria steinem, young women are only voting for bernie sanders because they are trying to get the attention of the boys who are voting for him
this is what feminists really think of young women
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>>613927
that's the second dumbest dream ever
No.613933
*dreams bout beiuetiful ponnys*
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>>613934
this is actually fucking epic
No.613936
What's your Jesus headcanon, HSG?
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>>613936
jesus fancies a bit of nipple play
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>>613936
black with blond hair and heterochromia
No.613939
tfw you jam your funny bone so fucking hard it echoes through your nerves
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No.613943
*ahem*
i saaaiiiid....
titty
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>>613941
>>613943
*posts a pic of a over-excited catgirl*
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Christfags are shitskin worshipping cucks
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>>613951
I don't worship anyone and I'm not a cuck...
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No.613954
fact: the only porn that's not cuck porn are nudes sent directly to you for you by your significant other.
No.613955
wesley zacuck is a valid troll name
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>>613956
>that
>not cuck porn
>publicly posted so anyone can masturbate to it
No.613961
simultaneously cucked by the entire internet
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>>613960
Nigger do you know what cuck means
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cousinfucked coming to the crushing realization that by posting his cousin's nude pictures he effectively cucked himself
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>>613954
what if you show the nudes to someone else with their consent? without their consent?
does other eyes looking upon the nudes magically transform the porn into cuck porn?
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every time i see 'cuck porn' i think ''popcorn'
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>>613967
because you seat and watch
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if you had sex with another person are you cucking yourself
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>>613966
hmmmmmm okay okay
what if the porn is stored somewhere where other people could look at it but they might or might not look at it?
like if i had a dropbox acct that 1 or 2 other people could access and i put the porn there but they haven't looked at it yet, but they could, does it become cuck porn if it's available to others to potentially look at?
is it like schrodinger's cuck: you can't tell if it's cuck until it's observed?
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>>613973
hmm, that's a toughie
I don't think it's cuck porn until the action that makes it cuck porn happens. at that point, it retroactively becomes cuck porn, so I don't think it's cuck porn until someone actuallylooks at it
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>>613910
Better Sanders than Hillary, who supported a man running in 1964 who promised to resegregate the nation.
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>>613976
well that's a good thing
those peeps at the nsa are sniffing up all our data, so if simply having access to the porn made it cuck porn, the only porn that would be safe would be porn on devices without internet access, like digital cameras
we dodged a bullet there, america
No.613979
so these are the secret forbidden techniques of the ancient numales...
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ee want to wangy xDxxDdxxxXddDxD
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>>613983
2/10 for execution
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>613982
barry goldwater
he ran against lbj, who ran this ad
No.613986
I promise won't blow up children, please elect me.
No.613988
someone draw new clothes for Roxykitten
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>>613985
Goldwater didn't want to "resegregate" per se, he just wanted to repeal the 1964 civil rights act because he thought it violated the rights of businesses. He was an ethnic jew.
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>>613988
it should be something sexy :)
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No.613993
wow, coming back to the board after a nice sleep, only to be greeted by roxkit spam. never change hsg.
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>>613993
>two posts
>spam
never change, anon
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No.613997
>TopatoCo is exclusively for established, original, independent internet creators with a proven record of solid updates and a considerable existing audience
>for some reasons they are selling shirts of some "Cohen is a ghost" guy who only has a twitter
wait wasnt the guy related to Hiveswap in 2015?
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Dreams logged: 1 (17)
Images saved: 5 (5)
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>>613998
hey can you tell me exactly what these are? i'm genuinely curious
>inb4 everyone else hits me with a million variations of 'autism'
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>>613995
poopykit! poopykit!
No.614001
>>613995
*sighs*
Roxkit's covered in poo again...
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>>613997
he's one of the writers for the game
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>>613997
iirc that guy had a webcomic that ran for like three pages
but yeah the real reason is he's in with the topatoco crowd, I remember being just as confused at those shirts existing
No.614004
>>613999
people have been asking this for ages
No.614005
>>614004
ONE person has been asking this for ages
probably the person who posts it, because he wasn't getting enough attention
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>>614005
if he wants attention why doesn't he just put on his trip
No.614007
>>614005
i've only been asking for a couple weeks, so it could've been the same guy before that.
No.614008
>Must See - Super Lolitas
what makes them so super
did they receive a huge power up
are they super saiyans
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>>614008
what the fuck i didn't put the flag on
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>>614009
a shitty flag for a shitty post
No.614011
>>614009
sure you didn't
...wesley
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>>614015
you're lucky i never saved any of the poopydot pictures cuckaroo
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>>614016
I'm immune to them now
I cannot be defeated anymore
No.614018
>>614017
you can lie to us wesley, but you can't lie to yourself
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>>614020
because periposters are shitty human beings
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No.614024
steven universe is a shitty, terrible show.
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>>614023
they don't, but they can
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>>614023
gems can poop and pee if they want to
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>>614025
GEMS DON'T POOP AND PEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>614034
Even if he survives the tumor, he'll always be cancerous
No.614037
>tfw nervous about google
shit
shit
shit
shit
==S H I T
No.614038
>>614037
let me try that last one one more time
S H I T
No.614039
>>614037
why are you nervous about google
No.614040
>>614039
i'm interviewing there tomorrow and i kinda want the job (assuming it pays better than my current one)
No.614041
>>614040
you're doing an interview that isn't even better than your current job?
No.614042
>>614040
well if anyone knows everything you have ever done on the internet, it would be google
i'm sure you will be fine
No.614043
"So I understand that you are a beta cuck who likes to masturbate with a dragon dildo while your cat stares at you?"
No.614044
>>614041
well one's working for google and the other one's working for a media company. like there's probably some culture differences, too.
No.614045
>>614037
if they don't like what you answer in the interview, tell em to google the search term 'git gud'
No.614046
>>614044
that didn't make any sense, you might want to work on being coherent before going to a job interview. try again.
No.614047
>>614043
hey
i don't like my cat watching
No.614048
my dad saw some porn on my computer and now i want to die
how is your day going
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No.614051
>>614048
oh noooo
what kind?
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>>614051
probably homestuck
No.614053
>>614051
just regular old two people goin' at it porn
of two dudes
he did not know i was gay
No.614054
>>614048
turns out I didn't get gnarly dandruff, I had soap dried on my scalp and in my ear
No.614055
>>614053
ha
have fun with that fagboy
No.614056
will there be future parents who see their (adopted) kid watching gay porn and think 'well at least he's not straight'
No.614057
>>614033
thanks wouter I needed that laugh today
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No.614060
she arrived mysteriously one day into our lives
she's innocent and pure, not very smart
she's incredibly hardy, withstanding even HSG's beatings
are we SURE Roxykitten isn't actually a Roxysaiyan
No.614061
i mean on the scale of things it's not that bad
some people have their parents walk in on them having sex
or the other way around
yes, this sense of perspective is helping
No.614062
>>614053
look if he asks, tell him you're not gay, you're just open minded is all
No.614063
>>614060
*gos further byond*
No.614064
porn was better when it was mostly just magazines.
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>>614060
>not very smart
she's like, three
give her a while and she'll be a great scientist
No.614066
dang
roxykitten looked at the moon and trampled the neighborhood again
honey, fetch the dragonballs
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>>614065
Ah yes, a great scientist like Bardock, good call
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No.614070
I want Yan to wrap her long legs around me!
No.614071
didn't goku kill his own grandpa
that's kind of fucked up
No.614072
>>614071
Yeah but they met again and his grandpa was cool about it
No.614073
how long has it been since roxykitten visited /co/nrad
he'll be impressed with how much she's grown
No.614074
>>614072
oh yeah, the afterlife is an actual place in dragonball, right
i can't believe hussie ripped off dragonball
No.614075
all games with sniper rifles and melee weapons are a rip off of halo
No.614076
digging my nails into my hand for pleasure
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No.614078
oh geez, you ever get that whiff of hair smell from somebody?
hair smell is the best
No.614080
it's like
i don't wanna cut myself but I wanna feel pain
No.614081
>>614080
go running for an hour
enjoy your pain
No.614083
>>614078
the whole class reeks of this girls shampoo when she walks in
its disgusting
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>>614083
aw dang, that sucks
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>>614087
it's like this strawberry thing
she also has a huge crooked nose and the chin of a goddess
No.614089
florence probably smells like heaven
No.614090
>>614088
oh that sounds pretty regal
like a queenly face
fake strawberry smell is p-gross though
No.614091
>all of my florence pics are on my laptop
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>>614090
she's more asian looking
her face is perfectly round in pictures for some reason
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>not just filtering the muslim
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>>614094
does she look like this?
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>>614097
holy shit where did you get that picture of her
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>>614097
i did a police sketch using the clues available
* asian looking
* perfectly round head
* crooked nose
* godly chin
>>614099
yeah she's asian
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>>614097
head like a fucking orange
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No.614104
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>new Mob Psycho 100 trailer
>it looks and sounds fucking amazing
thank you based Bones
No.614105
fisherman's eggs are the best fucking thing ever
what you do is, preheat the oven to really high, heat up a bowl for a bit, put sardines in the bottom, cook those, put eggs over those, cook those, and enjoy
it's amazing
No.614106
http://puu.sh/n1MnO/6c4c9e9173.jpg she's one of those people who look better irl
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>>614106
not quite as 'asian-y' as you made her sound dude
No.614108
*casually posts a picture of an acquaintance to hsg* this isn't creepy
>>614107
like, mongolian asian https://0.s3.envato.com/files/117202125/DR9A7534-ii-commercial_HD-590x332.jpg
iunno like i said she looks a lot worse in pictures than she does irl
No.614109
im glad ae will die a virgin
No.614111
who is this and why are pictures of can't tell if tranny being posted
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>>614109
dude if ben's done it i can do it
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I'm bored
Look at this hot guy
No.614118
wouter if you're still here you ricky gervais loving mong unblock me
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>>614119
fuck off that waist to hip ratio is ideal
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>>614117
hey, that guy is pretty cute
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Iunno
I need to save more of these but people grab my phone a lot and like the first thing they do is go through the gallery because they're faggots
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>>614110
why does she look like a drag queen
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>>614125
she looks like an attractive young woman with a nice masculine jaw
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>>614126
You should look at more shirtless men then
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No.614130
and i want you to fuck me in your sleep
it's the only way i'll know that you love me
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>>614128
his skin and hair aren't great, but unf, dem cum gutters
No.614132
wait are Æ and ae different people?
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>>614131
>that prometheus tier skin
>not great
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>>614132
no he just does that to be annoying
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>>614133
i'm all for tan lines but his stomach is like a fish's belly
give me a man with bronzed skin any day
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>>614137
that picture is gross
you're the bad kind of gay
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>>614139
what's your issue
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>>614141
my issue is that you killed my boner with your unaesthetic bad taste
No.614144
when i am around faggots i always wonder, are they even really human
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>>614143
if your boner doesn't like hot ripped dudes in jockstraps then your boner needs a stern talking to
No.614146
it's like watching aliens argue about which kind of feces tastes the best in broken welsh
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have some actually hot dick
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inferior to our true queen kanaya
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the right of the people to keep and bear nepeta shall not be infringed
No.614160
Don't let Obama take your neps, join the National Nepeta Association or the Nepeta Owners of America
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No.614162
oh no
this thread has awakened my lust for dicks
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>>614161
now check these "obama" "cruz" "trump"
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>monosexuality
i thought i memed you better than this
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>>614165
which one?
also source?
No.614171
see alone we stand and together we fall apart
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>Cruz - Cool
>Trump - Bomb
HAPPENING
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>>614179
> obama
> chance
where is my hope now, o bomba? no chance FOR YOU anymore
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>>614178
it's on the /lgbt/ webcomics pastebin
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No.614185
Who is better for USA?
>Cruz - Cool
>Trump - Bomb
http://strawpoll.me/6773824
No.614186
DONT WORRY
YOU AND ME WONT
No.614187
testing something, please ignore
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*notes anon's test on my HSG journal*
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These wounds they will not heal,
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devious boyish girl tricking gay men into fucking her ass
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>>614194
that's literally a rape
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>>614195
men can't be raped
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>>614195
This, these men should rot in prison.
No.614199
dont leave this thread for the new one
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you used to cuck me on my libphone
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For the record wouter blocked me because I tried to be nice to vfan
No.614205
that gay-ass webcomic site isnt loading
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>>614205
mspaintadventures?
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>>614204
this is 100% accurate
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>>614207
we're not even at 600 posts yet poopboy
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whats your favorite doctor remix
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>>614208
Well I think vfan is a person too and all people deserve to be treated with love and respect
Including me, by you
No.614219
>>614218
you're not a person, you're a joke, an unfunny joke
No.614220
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hey this song is neat and you might like it maybe not who cares?
No.614221
>>614217
i love plague doctor from vol. 5
>>614218
that's a nice thing to say
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No.614224
pulled another chandra whoa
i want shadows over innistrad to come out already so i can make turbomadness.dek
No.614226
>>614224
HOW ABOUT THAT ENCHANTMENT THAT TURNS NONBASIC LANDS INTO WASTES
ALSO FUCK WHOEVER IS PUSHING A HUNDRED VERSIONS OF BABBY'S FIRST PLANESWALKER ON US
JACE IS SHIT
No.614227
>>614226
rev
that enchantment isn't real
it was just a joke that people were making because the set is called "eldritch moon" and there's an older card named "blood moon" that made all lands mountains
rev.... please......
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>>614212
>>614215
i didn't even link the thread yet
do you think i would ever associate my little peri with "le poop" in my posts
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associating poop with poop...
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No.614233
you know how lapis's gem was socketed into a mirror, trapping her soul in the object?
i want peri's gem to be socketed into a poop
and i want nobody in the cast to even notice or treat her any differently
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hey i finally finished the kurloz-meulin-anon threeway that anon requested a while back
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>>614233
but it was always socketed into a poop???
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No.614240
where is everyone
am i the last one here
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legend has it, once hsg finally dies off, the last thing that's heard is a faint sounding fart in the distance
No.614243
me hungo!
but... me ate brisket tacos earlier today.... so no food tonight?! at all?!!?
reeearrggghhhhh
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No.614245
patrick warburton's radio commercials for soup plantation, but reading stupid hsg shitposts instead
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>>614227
I understand
AND EVEN A FAKE CARD IS BETTER THAN ALL THE COCKSUCKING JACE GETS FROM WIZARDS
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>>614235
not quite what i had in mind loopfriend. it's good, but on the 'meh' side of good.
actually it almost looks like a completely different drawing style than some of your previous stuff.
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>>614252
can we nuke florida to contain it
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>>614253
>>614254
I don't get the florida hate meme
Although I've mostly only vacationed near the southern parts
No.614256
Instead of 'Lord English' imagine 'Lold Engrish'
No.614257
>>614255
Didn't ebola also start in Florida?
No.614258
>>614257
I don't remember but I do know that guy who ate someone's face was in Miami
People thought it was the beginning of zombies but the guy was just high on bath salts
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No.614260
the best ever example of 'a few bad apples ruins the bunch' is skinheads
skinhead was/is a whole subculture, but the fact that a relatively small portion were white supremacy advocates made the public go nuts and associate the word 'skinhead' with racism, even when the racism stuff they were talking about had nothing to do with any skinheads.
if you mention the word 'skinhead' to any random person, almost all of them will immediately think of neo-nazism instead of just the skinhead style.
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>>614249
hmmmmmm i see what you mean
i have been trying out thicker outlines (i think i did it on the frisk/chara one too), and a few changes with body stuff but it's not really working out is it?
okay, i'll try redoing it in the next week or so, same thing with the frisk/chara one
No.614262
That's it, Trevor Noah is my one true love, for now and forever
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>>614260
this but homestuck
No.614265
>>614260
i'd kind of like to get DysfunctionalSpaceKey's opinion on this if he's lurking
No.614266
>>614260
Skinheads are shitty chavs
No.614267
Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!Jeb!Jeb!Jeb!Jeb!Jeb!
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>>614266
chavs are shitty gopniks
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>>614265
fucks wrong with you
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>>614271
I will vote for Jeb!
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>>614272
Why are you going to vote for Jeb "my brother protected us from terror attacks during his terms" Bush?
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jeb is actually a turtle man
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turtle with a guac bowl shell
No.614278
Trevor Noah's pillowy kissable lips
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do we even have any confirmation that Eggy is a girl?
No.614282
>>614280
is her face enough
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>>614281
I hope she brushed her fucking teeth
>>614280
This isn't the real egghead...
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>>614283
probably since that pic was from years ago i think
No.614285
did i miss the trump shitposting
No.614286
this thread is so fucking old
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>>614285
He's yuge also bernie won
Cucks everywhere left and right
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le father admiral memeeeee
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>>614291
not you. i command you not to post
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>>614298
LET'S
TALK
CLETUS
SHUTTING THE FUCK UP
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No.614301
Reminder that it's 2016 and bros still don't fuck
No.614302
>>614298
Your waifu is repulsive
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>>614289
I COMMEND YOU TO THE DEEP
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>>614305
>two lesbian children
Nah
No.614308
>glub is friends with batlord
'no'
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>>614308
Why did you remind me that those two exist
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venture bros has been going since 2004?
holeee fuck
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>>614310
whats wrong with glub you bitch
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>>614310
glub is 'our boy'
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>>614315
won't update joeyquest
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glub is an ok dude for a bad-butt-drawer
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>>614322
we're not there yet as a society
maybe one day
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>>614322
No they will always get sex because women are more sexually valuable
I mean >>614318 banged 5 guys
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>>614333
The one that doesn't smell like shit
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>>614283
I can practically guarantee I'm the only person here who actually brushes twice and flossea daily
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>>614265
I don't really know anything about skinheads other than the racism part
No.614512
i just beat the thousand year door for the first time
how epic