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if you get caught in a range ban appeal it ill probably notice eventually

File: 1455072981806.png (10.08 KB, 514x616, 257:308, jasp.png)

 No.614326

 No.614329

File: 1455073062985.png (734.43 KB, 488x610, 4:5, dead end.png)


 No.614331

John is canon Asian.


 No.614332


 No.614334

File: 1455073373610.jpg (169.86 KB, 840x405, 56:27, noose.jpg)


 No.614335

any vewy sweepuly widdle lads here


 No.614337


 No.614338

>>614324

i dont goto farts you fucking joker

try again


 No.614339

>>614332

this is spam right


 No.614340

>>614339

its just one post


 No.614342

>>614332

get killed


 No.614343

File: 1455074673876.png (807.83 KB, 1916x1080, 479:270, p13.png)

>>614334

>>614339

>>614342

>being so autistic that you can't use a thread just because it has an image you don't like as the OP


 No.614344

why is hsg so dead today


 No.614345

>>614343

>wesley calling anybody autistic


 No.614346

>>614343

>Being so defiant towards your true destiny that you refuse to self-terminate


 No.614347

Hey egghead

I'm getting fillingß saturday


 No.614348

File: 1455075127127.gif (425.86 KB, 372x376, 93:94, 1366446078163.gif)


 No.614349

ßeta ßuccs


 No.614350

What'd you give up for lent hsg?


 No.614351

File: 1455075484771.png (2.66 MB, 2056x2644, 514:661, 1454615438243.png)

>>614345

>>614346

>implying my autism has anything to do with it


 No.614352

>>614350

my gf gave up gluten and she wants me to too

help


 No.614353

i saw /pol/ image about some /r/sandersforpresident mod recruiting people to shill bernie on 4chan and 8chan and to make memes of him and i remembered egghead bragging about being "hired to make memes for sanders"

i think thats what she meant lol

thats sad


 No.614354

>>614350

when was that


 No.614355

>>614351

if not for your autism I wouldn't have been forced to discover how abhorrent and revolting peridot is


 No.614356

>>614353

can you imagine being someone like egg

unironically bragging about making memes for a politician


 No.614357

end the human race


 No.614358

>>614356

it must be awful

what isn't awful is Jeb!™'s OFFICIAL campaign guac bowls™


 No.614359

>>614352

cant you just give up orgasms or sonething


 No.614360

>>614355

>look at me mom, i can use big boy words!


 No.614361

File: 1455075850711.png (33.45 KB, 472x397, 472:397, 1379365509448.png)


 No.614362

>>614354

started today lasts till march 24th


 No.614363


 No.614364

>>614359

no

i can't give up something i don't have anymore


 No.614365

>>614357

>humanity has been dead and gone for billions of years

>crazy haßßan is now ßelling ußed camelß to alienß


 No.614366

>>614360

I can't even respond to this

What the fuck do you say to this


 No.614367

>>614366

"poopydot! poopydot!"


 No.614368

>>614366

what, can't find anymore big boy words to use?


 No.614369

rev where can i put my shit in morrowind

i have


 No.614370

>>614367

The gemß don't need to eat, ergo they don't need to excrete


 No.614371

remember when egg spent 23 minutes pretending to be vfan?


 No.614372

>>614368

Your gay and your waifu is ugly


 No.614373

>>614369

You know foryn gilnith in seyda neen? That works early on. Otherwise get a house as fast as you can.


 No.614374

>>614352

give up something and say youve already committed


 No.614375

File: 1455076154326.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.614376

remember when rev couldnt hear sponge's sound wtf


 No.614377

File: 1455076167189.png (309.52 KB, 569x422, 569:422, 1453510500463.png)

>>614350

>Christianity


 No.614378

*parades around junior high vocab words*

*shoves them in wes's face, blowing messy raspberries*

Heh. Grow up, kid..


 No.614379

File: 1455076185810.gif (9.46 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 03544.gif)


 No.614380


 No.614381

File: 1455076279486.jpg (24.62 KB, 651x546, 31:26, christfags.jpg)


 No.614382

File: 1455076341709.jpg (106.35 KB, 794x960, 397:480, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.614383

remember when wesley kept trying to force people to use his thread


 No.614384

>>614383

yeah, it was so "funny" and "epic" he just had to do it again!


 No.614385

shitsley...


 No.614386

catholics aren't even christians tbh


 No.614387

cletus is literally metaphorically a fedora tipper


 No.614388

reminder that religion is holding the human race back


 No.614389

File: 1455076582658.png (248.79 KB, 743x476, 743:476, you're just kidding right.png)

>>614387

>literally metaphorically


 No.614390

>>614389

you literal nigger


 No.614391

what kind of nigger-name is cletus anyway

shouldn't it be, like, kleetarius


 No.614392

>>614391

we started calling him cletus before we knew he was a shitskin


 No.614393

we should call cletus "tyrone"


 No.614394

tyrone darius is a valid troll name


 No.614395

>>614394

shut up tyrone


 No.614396

jenkem gibsme


 No.614397

>>614394

>Joseph fender


 No.614398

Saddam Hussien

Andrew Hussie

makes you think doesn't it


 No.614399

File: 1455077278193.png (423.83 KB, 519x903, 173:301, 1454296954870.png)


 No.614400

Barack Hussien Obama


 No.614401

>>614398

jesus fucking christ


 No.614402

Right Arm of the Unstumpable One


 No.614403

File: 1455077481620.jpg (43.89 KB, 600x309, 200:103, 1455075134610.jpg)


 No.614404

>>614403

Let's see those voting poll numbers, ie actual vote count


 No.614405

File: 1455077880471.png (303.19 KB, 500x380, 25:19, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.614406

File: 1455077979167.webm (2.15 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, trump.webm)


 No.614407

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.614408

what is trump's plan for getting rid of cletus


 No.614409

trump should be hsg admin


 No.614410

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 No.614411

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 No.614412

File: 1455079136995.jpg (143.88 KB, 1024x989, 1024:989, 1454687240885.jpg)

Youre a big cock


 No.614413

upvotes


 No.614414

>>614412

is that you khan


 No.614415

File: 1455079752344.png (935.92 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, ClipboardImage.png)

she thicc!


 No.614416

hsg is fucking dead


 No.614417

look at hsg even a year ago and hsg now


 No.614418

>>614416

but consider this:

she thicc!!


 No.614419

she used to cuck me on my libphone


 No.614420

File: 1455080297147.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.614421

>>614415

I want to lick her bellybutton


 No.614422

>>614417

it's time. we have to bring back the eri corps


 No.614423

when that high test ring


 No.614424

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 No.614425

>>614416

hsg should have entirely died over a year ago


 No.614426

im trapped behind bars

on the gatewway to mars

but wwhen all the stars expire wwill i still be here


 No.614427

File: 1455080881853.png (115.89 KB, 1119x447, 373:149, ericorps.png)


 No.614428

captain eridan not being allowed on the eri corps board was is a vintage hsg moment


 No.614429

wwhere wwere you

wwhen captain eri got cancer


 No.614430

wwe


 No.614431

>>614428

i wish i still had his infamous samefag screencap


 No.614432

>>614431

got your back eri


 No.614433

File: 1455081477989.png (190.48 KB, 569x759, 569:759, CapEriSamefag.png)

>>614432

forgot image


 No.614434

File: 1455081591271.png (81.55 KB, 355x379, 355:379, eri (2).png)

>>614433

thanks eri


 No.614435

File: 1455081596785.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.61 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, trump_nude.jpg)

top kek


 No.614436

File: 1455081802675.png (106.98 KB, 291x287, 291:287, 1447208725916.png)

>>614433

makes me laugh every time


 No.614437

>>614435

>filename

not clicking


 No.614438

>>614435

that's a tiny pecker


 No.614439

>>614435

why is his dick so small


 No.614440

>>614435

not so yuge...


 No.614441

>>614439

i would wager the artist had something to say


 No.614442

>>614435

>>614435

it's like an acorn


 No.614443

>>614435

i wonder if going through life with a microdick is as miserable as it seems

or maybe you eventually get used to it and it's not so bad?


 No.614444

how do you masturbate with a microdick?


 No.614445

>>614444

if amazing atheist is anything to go by, boiling oil is required


 No.614446

>>614444

two fingers


 No.614447


 No.614448

>>614433

hahaha i forgot about this

gotta remember to use a different browser or at least a separate private tab if you're gonna samefag

>>614435

i can't tell if this is a micropenis or if that's what it looks when guys get old/fat???


 No.614449

kill all gays


 No.614450

>>614449

#slaythegay


 No.614451

>>614447

he boil the oil

then he fry his micropeepee

also he record it for some reason and it get leaked to internet


 No.614452

>tfw an old crush wants to talk

i don't want to remember these feelings please dispose of them


 No.614453


 No.614454

>>614453

to prove there is no god

it worked


 No.614455

File: 1455083988390.jpg (51.88 KB, 500x671, 500:671, 1434180302801.jpg)


 No.614456

>>614453

to get his cum on!


 No.614457

File: 1455084079563.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.614458

>erotic performance art fanfic of 1d

we've gone beyond the pale


 No.614459

it makes you wonder all the steps someone has to go through in their life to reach boiling their tiny penis in hot oil on camera in order to get off


 No.614460

File: 1455084388402.png (2.3 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)

she thicc


 No.614461

>>614460

that thigh gap


 No.614462

my dick hurts


 No.614463

>>614462

usually it's the balls for me

but only after a nice long meat beating


 No.614464

File: 1455084866168.png (514.21 KB, 500x521, 500:521, 46888.png)

Oh shit diggity dog

Because I had supervisor status at my old job

My Walmart overlords started me at $10.75/hr

Fuckin' makin' bank kinda not really


 No.614465

do you have any FUCKING idea how hard it is to input geometric stuff on Microsoft Word?

it's so fucking hard


 No.614466

>>614465

use tex like a big boy


 No.614467

>>614466

assuming you mean .txt documents

if it were up to me i would. but it's not. so i have to use word


 No.614468

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

hehehehehhehe they mad

they sooooo mad


 No.614469

oh NO

i don't want to fall back down the St. Vincent hole but i'm doing it anyway

help


 No.614470

>>614468

>A Racist, Sexist Demagogue Just Won The New Hampshire Primary

wow this site really hate bernie


 No.614471

File: 1455085978506.jpg (38.77 KB, 396x398, 198:199, 0910 - NW9lOlw.jpg)

>>614470

eheheheheheh


 No.614472

File: 1455086041274-0.png (92.22 KB, 500x336, 125:84, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.614473

>>614472

jeb....


 No.614474

>>614472

>free speech is great! everyone should be able to speak their minds and let their opinion be known

>every American is free to vote for whomever they want, such is a touchstone of our system of government

>NO, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG STOP YOU CAN'T VOTE THAT WAY YOU BIGOT


 No.614475

File: 1455086367943.png (98.4 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1454543348351.png)


 No.614476

>>614468

reminds me of an npr report i heard on the radio today

they had a panel of reporters discussing why young democratic women were almost universally voting for sanders instead of hillary for the primaries

they said that to anyone outside the states the reason was obvious: misogyny. they concluded almost all young democratic women felt so defeated by misogyny that they couldn't help but vote for a male candidate, despite the "harm" it did to feminism.

the one person who pointed out maybe these women just preferred sanders as a candidate and were voting on that as opposed to arbitrarily picking a president based on their gender was talked over fox news style and then ignored.

it's crazy what this batshit election is doing to everyone


 No.614477

>>614476

the time to get my /k/ on and go live in the alaskan wilderness is drawing near...


 No.614478

>>614476

Thats one of the few good things I think about this election cycle: politicians are getting more blunt and direct

Trump didn't pussyfoot around and test rehearsed lines with focus groups to make his words less harsh

I mean fuck did you ever imagine a US Presidential Race where candidates were flat out asked if they would limit Muslims from entering the US

Did you ever imagine a candidate would be so brash as to seriously run as a self-declared socialist in this country, where the word has been a boogyman since the Russian Civil War


 No.614479

Jeb!


 No.614480

ᴶᵉᵇ!


 No.614481

is it just me or are the guac bowls not working


 No.614482

File: 1455087045815.jpg (253.17 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, o-JEB-BUSH-facebook.jpg)

*feeds lil turtle w/ some of my famous guac*

there you go buddy


 No.614483

please clap


 No.614484

>>614483

that red text is a little too aggressive and standoffish for lil ol' Jeb


 No.614485

do you think jeb! will add his guac recipe to the presidential book of secrets


 No.614486

this summer...

=jeb's had enough==


 No.614487

Jeb! did better than last time, his campaign is slowly growing, you'll see...


 No.614488

>>614484

i think the lower case makes up for it


 No.614489

>>614488

oh believe me, i definitely appreciate the lower case


 No.614490

what does hsg think of St. Vincent?


 No.614491

>>614490

know who she is, but never actually heard her

don't bother posting a link just for me though, i don't feel like music, got a headache that could kill a rhino


 No.614492

>>614491

i understand this whole post well, know the feeling it describes well, and empathize with you friend


 No.614493

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

how was your weekend hsg


 No.614494

>>614492

heh thanks brother


 No.614495

>>614490

St. Boniface IV is better.


 No.614496

File: 1455087998125.gif (149.04 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 1359711763906.gif)


 No.614497

File: 1455088033008.jpg (5.72 KB, 251x227, 251:227, 1439212823075.jpg)

>>614495

what a quality post you just made

no really i had a hearty chuckle believe me


 No.614498

>jeb gives putin a lil turtle with words 'cold war' painted on its shell and crossed out by a big red X

>"lets be friends :)"


 No.614499

my raw burning asshole


 No.614500


 No.614501

I wanna spend a rainy day with Jeb at home

Just watching movies and lounging around

I really feel bad for Jeb, even though I joke about it.

I can't imagine how horrific it must be to come from a political dynasty like the Bushes and to just know that you're seen as the lesser brother and that you'll never be like your Dad


 No.614502

Jeby!


 No.614503

>>614502

well thats it guys

theres our new meme

Jeby!


 No.614504

>>614503

I hate this bitch! I want Joey!


 No.614505

>>614501

a candidate from an established political dynasty with so much financial backing and so many political and business connections being unable to gain even a fraction of the votes would be unthinkable in any other country in the world

jeb has truly shown that america is exceptional


 No.614506

jeb's lack of support has given me renewed hope in the legitimacy of politics


 No.614508

please post


 No.614509

>>614478

>Russian Civil War

you mean Cold War. Try learning some history, bucko


 No.614510

>>614509

this fucking post


 No.614511

me bored


 No.614513

>just beat ttyd for the first time

how epic


 No.614514

>>614513

beat this

*grabs dick*


 No.614515

>>614514

*cums*


 No.614516

MDK2 is a pretty good game


 No.614517

File: 1455092925073.jpg (74.83 KB, 500x255, 100:51, red terror.jpg)

>>614509

No he means the Russian Civil War, when socialists proved that they weren't just a boogeyman


 No.614518

🔞


 No.614519

>>614515

*inside you*


 No.614520

File: 1455096612258.gif (302.29 KB, 650x900, 13:18, afh3.gif)


 No.614521

>>614520

for a second I thought this was a nep edit


 No.614522

>>614517

the hundred million people killed by communism proves it's a murderous regime at least 5 times bloodier than the nazis, but we don't hear about it as much because the descendants of people killed by commies dont control television and movies


 No.614523

File: 1455103919513.jpg (117.13 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1438818752655.jpg)

>>614497

wes

stop

you dont get to give people shit about making bad jokes youve never said or done anything funny in your life


 No.614524

>>614523

how do you know that's wes


 No.614525

>>614524

1- who else does that

2- he's asking about st vincent who egg doesnt shut up about and he's friends with egg, he's also generally late to stuff


 No.614526

is it harder to speak when you're holding the machine


 No.614527

I'm downloading starless

i'm gonna jerk off to it


 No.614528

>>614527

how does it feel like to be subhuman


 No.614529

OH THEN THEY FED HIM TO THE DEVIL


 No.614530

>>614528

whatever dude your people cut off cocks and banged animals and ate shit for thousands of years


 No.614531

>>614530

all noble pursuits


 No.614532

>>614527

how are you going to jerk off to a song?


 No.614533

>>614531

>>614532

no see

starless is a vn

featuring those things


 No.614534

>>614533

starless is a vn featuring king crimson?


 No.614535

File: 1455105800989.png (269.77 KB, 413x403, 413:403, 1448727352950.png)

>>614534

what, this king crimson?


 No.614536

>>614535

no the band the stand is based off of


 No.614537

>>614536

that's disappointing

i want a vn featuring the good king crimson


 No.614538

>>614537

i'm going to ignore that.


 No.614539

wwhat kinda misandrist bullshit


 No.614540

I just learned what a chakat is


 No.614541

>>614538

but can you ignore me ignoring you ignoring that


 No.614542

File: 1455107205292.png (150.06 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.614543


 No.614544

File: 1455107314734.png (33.53 KB, 997x63, 997:63, ClipboardImage.png)

>>614540

sounds like some mary sue bullshit


 No.614545

i'm mary


 No.614546

me sweepy


 No.614547

I wish I could focus on any one thing long enough to get some benefit out of it

in the last few days I've tried to define rotational symmetry on graphs, started and scrapped dozens of knotwork patterns, and started prewriting for a fanfic I will almost certainly not finish

none of this will improve my life any time in the forseeable future


 No.614548

Noooooooo, not in my 8utt!


 No.614549

A B C D E F G


 No.614550

File: 1455108419028.png (563.23 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, tumblr_nzhg52yDEq1tlrvv2o1….png)


 No.614551

>>614548

W)(oops! It just slipped rig)(t in! You're SO loose back t)(ere! 38D


 No.614552

Damn, that's one slutty butt!


 No.614553

>>614551

it feels weird that I can still read feferi's quirk after all this time


 No.614554

>>614553

what, like it's hard?


 No.614555

us homestucks, huh?


 No.614556

>>614554

well it was hard when I first read feferi's quirk, but now I can read it as easily as real text, it feels like I should have lost that ability or something since it's been years since she's said a thing


 No.614557

YOU'RE A TRUE HOMESTUCK TRASH IF YOU READ 88 AS BAIT :D


 No.614558

File: 1455109014096.png (504.32 KB, 930x910, 93:91, ClipboardImage.png)

ONLY HOMESTUCK FANS WILL GET THIS!!!!


 No.614559

File: 1455109292059.png (343.14 KB, 444x339, 148:113, ClipboardImage.png)

only built 4 homestuck fanz


 No.614560

>>614559

look at those aquarian glutes


 No.614561

>>614559

I don't like the way this picture desystemate signs from how it should be.


 No.614562

>>614561

what is that word


 No.614563

>>614562

Which one?


 No.614564

>>614563

right in the middle


 No.614565

>>614564

Desystemate - de-system-ate. The synonym of chaosifing or disstructuration.


 No.614566

>>614565

where are you getting these from


 No.614567

>>614566

Basic english word "system" + fluctuation of variability of modern languages + regular human ability to combinate incombinatable.

That's so simple, I didn't thought it that much complicated to get that I would have to expalain this obvious thing.


 No.614568

>>614567

try using a word in the dictionary next time


 No.614569

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.614571

>>614567

we're not mind readers, rudy


 No.614572

File: 1455112347821.png (499.82 KB, 875x1300, 35:52, 1454754727739.png)

chara


 No.614573

>>614572

looks like an oc member of the Ginyu Force


 No.614574

>>614573

it's just chara in a cute robot body


 No.614575

>>614567

it's too early for this shit rudy...


 No.614576

>>614574

Why's she dressed like a member of the ginyu force though

the tokusentai don't accept women


 No.614577


 No.614578

>>614576

having wide pauldrons does not automatically make it a ginyu force getup

>>614577

yes, she


 No.614579

>>614577

>not just going with the most widely-accpeted theory

i bet you think trolls have normal human dicks too


 No.614580

>>614576

that's very problematic of them


 No.614581

>>614579

trolls are smooth down there

like a barbie doll


 No.614582

>>614578

it obviously tapers into a leotard as well

and it has the chestplate and the gloves

face it, chara is guldo


 No.614583

File: 1455112869347.png (24.7 KB, 123x194, 123:194, excuse me.png)


 No.614584

>>614582

i mean, if that's what helps you sleep at night, then okay


 No.614585

File: 1455113338566.png (65.35 KB, 735x500, 147:100, ClipboardImage.png)

i did not know t-rex was bi


 No.614586

File: 1455113461304.png (103.02 KB, 340x270, 34:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>>614583

like, imagine this but grey, the bulge is just a bulge, not a protrusion, and the nook is the butt.


 No.614587

>>614578

yeah he could just be a generic frieza soldier


 No.614588

>>614586

no, i understood, it was more of a 'you seriously believe that you stupid idiot?'


 No.614589

>>614587

that's a pretty decent point

chara's just a little kid, probably not even as powerful as Krillin pre-Roshi training, she'd never make it in the Ginyus

can she even fly, i dont think so


 No.614590

>>614588

why could it not be like that?


 No.614591

>>614590

they would have to have some kind of organ for sexual stimulus and production of 'genetic material'

>inb4 cloaca

they refer to different organs with different parallels, so it's implied that they're separate


 No.614592

>>614585

oh yeah, i think there's a few other comics that go into t-rex's affinity for male dinos too


 No.614593

>>614591

they puke

that's why they need buckets.


 No.614594

>>614593

but if they puke, wouldn't it be mostly food? also wouldn't whatever stomach acid they have destroy any genetic stuff?


 No.614595

File: 1455114564410.jpg (11.42 KB, 255x236, 255:236, 1439545534108.jpg)

>>614593

>sexual puking for reproductive purposes


 No.614596

>>614594

it's not, like, actual puke, it's like a third branch in the trachea


 No.614597

when did our heart

Stop beating?


 No.614598

>>614596

you sure are having a field day with this whole 'aliens could have different and kooky ways of doing stuff' concept


 No.614599

imagine if trolls can go Super Saiyan but it's just never had an occasion to happen yet


 No.614600

>>614599

don't steal my dragonball x homestuck crossover fanfiction ideas


 No.614601

1/3 burgs destroyed


 No.614602

File: 1455115703313.png (151.71 KB, 740x798, 370:399, 79a8ae8b-92e2-4f04-a9eb-24….png)

💛💙💜💚❤


 No.614603

>>614602

0/3 burgs destroyed

thanks asshole


 No.614604

🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢


 No.614605

>>614603

you're welcome fatty


 No.614606

>>614600

Kanaya bathed in the moonlight, staring agape at the battered corpse that was once Karkat. Lord English's malignant laugh echoed through her, infusing the Jadeblood's being with the venom it dripped with. Her mind buzzed like so much static fogging her thoughts until rationality and reason had no foothold left in her. Every muscle she had contracted and tensed so painfully that, had she room for any left, she would've thought every inch of her had broken simultaneously. She howled involuntarily, drowning English out with her anguish. The static in her mind had changed into the wingbeats of millions of hornets. In an instant, the inky shadows of the night gave way to blinding golden glare, and an instant later the darkness had returned again, save one single beacon. The gentle woman that had once been known as Kanaya Maryam had disappeared, replaced with a golden-haired avatar for the rage of an entire universe. Her glowing, green eyes were as empty as they were full, vacant save the desire to avenge a comrade. English's rippling, muscular frame seemed to shrink and quiver underneath the burning tower Kanaya had become, and for the first time in his eternity, fear rooted itself within him.


 No.614607

>>614606

that's actually very well-written.

if only the subject material wasn't shit.


 No.614608

>>614607

thank you

should I writefag for hsg y/n


 No.614609

>>614608

follow you're heart


 No.614610

>>614608

sure why not?


 No.614611

>>614609

wow anon... that's pretty poetic, maybe YOU should be the writefag!!! : o


 No.614612

>>614608

sure, but consider doing it through pastebin or something. i get the idea that some people wouldn't appreciate the general being clogged up with writefagging textwalls


 No.614613

Dreams logged: 2 (136, 32)

Images saved: 8 (7)


 No.614614

>>614611

i have not been sent to interfer,e only prod the coarse of fate......


 No.614615

>>614611

>>614614

can this become a meme? or maybe just a running joke?


 No.614616

the nervous yarn guy from e3 is releasing his game soon


 No.614617

T-REX IS A CUCK


 No.614618

File: 1455117054229.png (70.5 KB, 735x500, 147:100, ClipboardImage.png)

>>614617

I FORGOT MY PICTURE


 No.614619

hook me up with some'o'them bank-cash dollaridoos, friendaroonie


 No.614620

im gonna fu kc your mouyth


 No.614621

>>614618

I AINT READIN THIS SHIT


 No.614622

File: 1455118642259.gif (1.68 MB, 367x206, 367:206, 864638637636358.gif)

i have heartburn and my balls hurt what did i do to deserve this


 No.614623

>>614622

i told you not to get the spicy pizza/ball torture combo


 No.614624

>>614620

*clacks teeth together threateningly*


 No.614625

>>614623

still though, after this shit, we are never going back to that bdsm pizzeria


 No.614626

File: 1455119074968.png (401.74 KB, 493x2126, 493:2126, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.614627

File: 1455119272534.png (121.6 KB, 361x370, 361:370, 1446492496228.png)


 No.614628

>>614626

me on the left


 No.614629

*huffs coffee breath in the thread*


 No.614630

Best song for sloppy makeouts and vanilla sex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmSKzg7cIkY


 No.614631

>>614630

brb, using this in a sloppy makeout/vanilla sex movie


 No.614632

>>614630

what is the best song for rough makeouts and violent sex?


 No.614633

i have the sudden and distracting urge to play some dnd

like not even serious dnd, just dumb

like i just wanna roll up a sentient golden retriever and prank some skellies or bark at mind flayers or whatever


 No.614634

>>614633

i've never in my life played dnd but frankly it doesn't seem like i'm missing much


 No.614635

>>614632

dev kiss my lips borgore mix mb?


 No.614636

never get into Celtic-style knotwork, HSG. It is incredibly not worth the stress it adds to your lifestyle


 No.614637

>>614634

i only played a few times, but its fun

although for me its mainly about the socializing

dnd is a little too crunchy imo, although apparently the more recent editions are trying to simplify it


 No.614638

>>614636

I'd rather get into Jade-style knotwork, if you know what I mean.


 No.614639

File: 1455120926158.jpg (41.49 KB, 513x378, 19:14, 97807-9687589685648.jpg)


 No.614640

>>614638

weird junk, including animal junk, is a good fetish. knotting? KNOT so much.


 No.614641

>>614640

oh please, as much of a homo as you are, you would love a good knotting


 No.614642

>>614640

accept jade into your heart and anus


 No.614643

what weird fetishes does hsg have?


 No.614644

File: 1455121812392-0.jpg (240.18 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 323.jpg)

File: 1455121812405-1.jpg (831.5 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 132.gif.jpg)

File: 1455121812423-2.jpg (360.01 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ohgoodlord.jpg)

File: 1455121812442-3.jpg (51.86 KB, 467x700, 467:700, 36.jpg)

>>614643

why would you assume i have weird fetishes


 No.614645

>>614643

I love Joey!


 No.614646

>>614643

i like smelly girls with hairy bodies and bigfeet


 No.614647

>>614646

cletus...


 No.614648

>>614646

oh and meaty labia

cant forget that


 No.614649

>>614646

this tbqh


 No.614650

>>614648

also this, tbqh


 No.614651

>>614643

Mine one is probably the wierdest as far as it's more like aesthetic than sexual.


 No.614652

>>614651

do tell, slavfriend


 No.614653

>>614643

people kissing

when everyone's enjoying the sex stuff happening

i also like nice butts.


 No.614654

nooks and tentabulges


 No.614655

pawfeet and goat ears


 No.614656

>>614643

guac bowls


 No.614657

>>614656

get outta here, jeb!


 No.614658

File: 1455122999207.png (Spoiler Image, 8.75 KB, 509x421, 509:421, 868767.png)

>>614652

Hard to explain with my top-tierest English.

But this madskillz will help. [spoiler]My aesthetic nearsexual fetish is when a girl wearing jeans (or jeans shorts) and it seems like dem jeans are too tight for her so a girl have to unplug the button and unzip pants. And in that notch it is became clearly visiblt just a few small hairs of her pubis. It work and for case the hair seems from under the panties, and optionally if there is no panies at all (that's even hotter).

It like a hard edge of barely acceptable flirting and those hairs are like "Yeah, you know what we are defining. You know what is right here, just a little down under the cloth"[/spoiler]


 No.614659

File: 1455123180854.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.94 KB, 626x626, 1:1, slavfriend.jpg)

>>614658

kind of like this?


 No.614660

>>614659

Sorta. Somehow with no hair at all or with more hair than just a little it doesn't work at all.

There have to be an ideal perfect proportion of everything to make make trigger warning me "Hey, that's niiiice"


 No.614661

File: 1455123356388.jpeg (27.54 KB, 540x540, 1:1, received_1015393247176810….jpeg)

Egghead...


 No.614662

>>614660

post some or try to find an example would you? i want to see this now


 No.614663

i guess i should say mine: hypnosis/mind control

>>614653

weird as h*ck

>>614648

>>614646

i can see the appeal of this

>>614651

>>614658

>>614654

>>614655

these are cool

>>614644

oh geez you're right

what was i thinking? B)

>>614656

jeb get out

>>614645

too weird


 No.614664

>>614662

Absolutely impossible. My HDD have 1 folder for Homestuck and 1 for everything else. I guess the picture limit I got there is close to million and as far as the folder is totally insorted with no file tagging or anything, I won't find those literally 5 or 6 pictures among all the mediagarbage I have. Seriously. Just believe me, there ultrahot stuff over this exact limited fetish, but sorry I can't show it to you neither find it for my own pleasure right now.


 No.614665

egg come back

i need you to bully sako for me


 No.614666

"bernie is not a meme" is a meme


 No.614667

>>614665

shut up khan


 No.614668

>>614641

taking human dicks is hard enough on my hemorrhoids, I really don't want to have knot-tier pressure on the 'roids for however long it takes for the knot to go down


 No.614669

>>614668

Just take the knot already


 No.614670

>>614643

None it's just called good taste


 No.614671

>>614670

pfffft what was that, snuff boy?


 No.614672

>>614671

I'm not into snuff you're the one who posts girls with gashes and cuts and shit


 No.614673

>>614643

bodystocking/fishnets and tanlines

not really fetishes, more like kinks


 No.614674

>>614672

sure so you RP someone else's fetishes


 No.614675

>>614643

vore and epic mouths. also cute girls' spit & burps


 No.614676

>>614674

I've never done a snuff rp...


 No.614677

>>614675

man how can you even live with yourself after how hard i rekt you

if i were you id chop off my dick and live out my life as a hermit knowing im a complete failure


 No.614678

>>614676

weren't you the anon who rped with vris?


 No.614679

>>614677

how exactly did you wreck me? the whole hse mouthpic thing? eh. i don't even know what she looks like, i can't say i'm that interested


 No.614680

>>614678

That's cletus/cousinfucker


 No.614682

>>614680

isn't abaj flag cletus/cousinfucker? have i been hating everything this anon says for no reason?

>>614679

sureeee you're not

god that's pathetic just admit you've been rekt and autocastr8


 No.614683

>>614678

Yes and it was based on amputation and blackrom?? Nobody died

>>614680

Idiot


 No.614684

>>614682

>isn't abaj flag cletus/cousinfucker?

Yea and that's the abaj flag. Unless it's just someone pretending to be him for whatever reason.


 No.614685

>cousinfucker

270° of pußßy


 No.614686

>>614684

are you ben or are you just autistic


 No.614687

>>614682

i've got mouthpics on tap dude. quantity and quality. one unsuccessful harvest is nothing to me at this point


 No.614688

>>614685

rev an eszett is 2 Ss, so it'd be a single eszett

>>614686

both


 No.614689

File: 1455129033836.jpg (320.63 KB, 782x788, 391:394, tumblr_inline_nma8wtvqR31t….jpg)


 No.614690

File: 1455129175835.jpg (62.38 KB, 521x347, 521:347, image.jpg)


 No.614691

>>614688

>ßo it'd be a ßingle eßzett

ßcrew you I'LL TYPE HOW I WANT


 No.614692

Puffy vulva


 No.614693

rev's meaty, puffy rev flaps


 No.614694

sponge

how are your glands doing


 No.614695

File: 1455129707123.jpg (19.64 KB, 620x388, 155:97, naked-mole-rat0_2328106a.jpg)


 No.614696

i think im gonna go appreciate my superior mouth pic collection now

toodles~


 No.614697

rev's revs


 No.614698

>>614694

a few are still unusually large, other than that, they are very epic


 No.614699

File: 1455130406351.jpg (141.51 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1453445156410-4.jpg)


 No.614700

>>614698

hey do you still have an extra hole in your dick


 No.614701

>>614700

nah that healed a while ago

it wasn't very big


 No.614702

File: 1455130874412.png (3.13 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.614703

asstree conveniently picking up other people's fetishes


 No.614704

(X) LOVE BEN


 No.614705

Vris is piss


 No.614706


 No.614707

>>614705

do you mean Vris, Vriska or Vriska (Vriska)?


 No.614708

File: 1455131071178.gif (482.28 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 356.gif)

>>614703

they're bloody mouth pics

you can't not love bloody mouth pics


 No.614709

File: 1455131114076.jpg (53.09 KB, 500x430, 50:43, 39.jpg)

there's something about blood on teeth that just fucks me up


 No.614710

vris' indiscriminate rp-lust landing her in cletus' lap

dont drink and rp kinds


 No.614711

File: 1455131179066.jpg (38.31 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 38.jpg)

of course these are nothing compared to hse's


 No.614712

i sort of ironically started liking ass tree at some point but his posting the past day has been making me waffle back towards not liking him


 No.614713


 No.614714

>>614712

i make my best posts when i dont care but ive recently realised that i really like you guys <3


 No.614715

How is monster hunter portable 3rd?


 No.614716

ae are you actually trying to cock tease sponge


 No.614717

File: 1455131581285.jpg (45.72 KB, 418x606, 209:303, 134.jpg)


 No.614718

>blood

kind of gross

>blood coming out of noses

kind of disgusting


 No.614719

File: 1455131736835.jpg (410.75 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, no.jpg)

>>614718

all blood is good blood, my bud

except menstrual blood i guess


 No.614720

File: 1455131796983.jpg (88.65 KB, 500x343, 500:343, tumblr_nl03hrowjE1tjf9x3o1….jpg)

okay that's enough fetish spamming


 No.614721

blood stains shit dude

spit doesn't really stain anything


 No.614722

>>614721

it stains your mind with degeneracy


 No.614723

File: 1455132062389.jpg (60.08 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 123.jpg)

wosh u soul


 No.614724

asking somebody to spit on you is a lot easier than asking somebody to bleed on you


 No.614725

>>614724

maybe you're just too stupid to be upset


 No.614726

File: 1455132154743.png (89.01 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, WOSH U COMPUTER.png)


 No.614727

like he doesn't understand how magnificent hse's mouth pics are


 No.614728

>>614707

Vris

She's into watersports

>>614715

MH is such a slog


 No.614729

>>614728

shut yer trap, cletus


 No.614730

>>614728

>MH is such a slog

did great jaggi give you a booboo


 No.614731

What was >>605571 about


 No.614732

phimosis is not a bad word


 No.614733

menstrual blood is the most epic


 No.614734

>>614729

I bet you're not even the chill kind of lesbo


 No.614735

>>614734

she's the kind of lesbo that likes dicks


 No.614736

>>614734

What's the chill kind


 No.614737

>>614733

Have you ever actually seen it


 No.614738

>>614735

Well, I do like you, Anon <3


 No.614739

>>614735

Oh is she attracted to "girls" with dicks

>>614736

There was this Mexican scene chick in my high school, skinny like a fucking twig. She would whistle at all the straight girls asses and she liked Invader Zim

She was chill unlike you


 No.614740

>>614738

also a narcissist


 No.614741

>>614740

Hahaha so you've never met me then

>>614739

If liking Invader Zim is a prerequisite for being a chill dyke I'd rather not be one of those, that show's trash

Anyway who are you to call me unchill, your main interaction with me was me peacing out of your weird butcher fetish thing


 No.614742

I hate to agree with cletus but you're very unchill, famalamadingdong


 No.614743

>>614741

> that show's trash

Die

Also that's not a prerequisite -- chill people don't pretend to be into something just to show it off to others. Either you're into what I am like you said or you're a liar-- which is decidedly un chill

Chill dykes are bros with tits but you're just another woman who happens to like women


 No.614744

>inkscape keeps crashing

>I just need to fucking remove some duplicate weaving lines

knotwork is pain


 No.614745

I hate to agree with cletus but you're very unchill, famalamasamakun


 No.614746

Fix your shitty site already hotwheels


 No.614747

>>614743

Zim is undeniable garbage

I also never lied, not even once. I'm not into dismemberment like you seem to be. But also I don't really give a shit about your opinion right now, so ???

I guess I really am piss


 No.614748

>>614747

You said "girls with no legs are hot" or something to that effect and I told you that the rp would be based on that shit you lying queer


 No.614749

>>614748

is this intentional self-satire or are you sincerely this mad about an aborted RP right now


 No.614750

>>614748

I wanna protect a cute cripple girl's smile

Not gradually disable Aradia and Vriska like a snuff farm


 No.614751

File: 1455134998817.png (5.58 KB, 177x128, 177:128, you can't wosh away the me….png)

>this thread


 No.614752

*communistly walks into thread*

how are my favorite comrades doing today?


 No.614753

File: 1455135341503.jpg (281.02 KB, 1232x1920, 77:120, 813d8ab2-938d-4273-a7d4-d6….jpg)

survey time

what's your opinion of peridot?

responses involving fecal matter are not allowed


 No.614754

>>614753

DESIGNATED


 No.614755

>>614753

SHITTING


 No.614756


 No.614757

>>614753

Jasper has the amazon thing going for her

Garnet's cool as hell

Amethyst is the best gem

Pearl is an interesting character who has a lot of room for growth despite all the character development she's already got

Lapis is a cute

Rose gave birth to that abomination Steven but at least she made Greg happy

That leaves Peridot as the worst


 No.614758

>>614750

>I wanna protect a cute cripple girl's smile

Literally me

>Not gradually disable Aradia and Vriska like a snuff farm

Then why did you agree to it????

The only reason I did something so violent is because Ara and Vrisk wouldn't be doing anything red


 No.614759

>>614753

She's a funny dork who's not for sexual


 No.614760


 No.614761

File: 1455135696082.jpg (212.23 KB, 575x505, 115:101, sony-betamax-tape-logo-650.jpg)

>>614758

>Then why did you agree to it????

See: picture

>The only reason I did something so violent is because Ara and Vrisk wouldn't be doing anything red

Remember when I suggested Kanaya nursing Vriska after her injuries, and you shot it down in favor of bleeding girls out instead


 No.614762

>>614761

You're too beta to say "no thank you?" That's Jeb! tier

>Remember when I suggested Kanaya nursing Vriska after her injuries

No because you never said that I would have loved that fuck you


 No.614763

>>614753

she's cool

i like her about as equally as i like the rest of the crystal gems, she meshes well with the group


 No.614764

>>614762

>You're too beta to say "no thank you?" That's Jeb! tier

I literally am because I like to please people, it's a curse

>No because you never said that I would have loved that fuck you

Excuse me? That was my first suggestion you spastic bastard.


 No.614765

>>614753

I've never seen SU and doesn't even feel interested in it to watch. And by this fact, my opinion is I don't care and couldn't care less


 No.614766

>>614764

No it wasn't because I would have said yes no questions asked


 No.614767

File: 1455136203263.png (286.51 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, bigolknot.png)

it's done... I no longer remember why I started making this


 No.614768

>>614767

are you shitting me, there is ONE missing weaving line dead fucking center


 No.614769

>>614766

You can be deluded as much as you want but thems the facts, guroboy


 No.614770

>>614768

HA

get fucked saltlick


 No.614771

>>614769

I don't get off to guro or blood- but I won't deny I find women who have been through shit attractive

I'm more interested in the aftermath and you seriously admitted you said yes when you didn't want to do it so the blame's on you


 No.614772

File: 1455137271176.png (176.83 KB, 714x1058, 357:529, 73f9e476-d4f0-4818-9a66-ce….png)

the tallies are in

>>614759

>>614763

>>614765

good response

>>614754

>>614755

>>614756

>>614757

you fucking clods must be feeling pretty good about yourselves repeating the same old empty meme over and over again

you should have just wrote nothing and it would be the same exact thing

you all might as well just end your lives just to get it over with


 No.614773

>>614771

>Calls me a liar

>Never rescinds on it, instead blames me for his bad kinks

Nice, epic memes


 No.614774

>>614772

You're so stupid


 No.614775

File: 1455137449004.png (78.93 KB, 457x472, 457:472, 1445041197350.png)

let's take a second to examine something here

Vris vs. VFan

-both shitty half-lesbians

-both constantly arguing with cletus

-both more than a little obnoxious, autistic, and narcissistic

-both occasionally post something entertaining

-both based their name of Vriska

except for one thing: all of these apply to VFan about double as much as they apply to Vris.

could VFan just be the evolved form of Vris?


 No.614776

>>614772

hey, we're just giving you shit because you love it


 No.614777

just as a hypothetical, if you met cletus IRL, would you stop punching him when you drew blood or like when he stopped breathing or just, what's your limit there


 No.614778

File: 1455137569815.jpg (122.23 KB, 740x960, 37:48, 1455131091280[1].jpg)


 No.614779

>>614775

If vfan evolved from vris how come vris is still around???

Checkmate atheists


 No.614780

>>614775

I still don't wanna fuck dudes though

and there's no evidence of my alleged cocklusts

I also haven't argued with cletus before now


 No.614781

>>614778

Kill me, Pete


 No.614782

>>614773

Even if you did suggest vriskan (which I still don't remember you doing) you're still to blame for that "uncomfortable" (it's fucking erp lol) situation you put yourself in for not saying no

And we literally have the same kink except you wanna drink pee too or something


 No.614783

>>614775

Vris/Vfan

>poison/fairy type

>ability: simple/moody


 No.614784

>>614775

They seek to emulate their attention grabbing bitch of a waifu


 No.614785

>>614779

vtheists?

>>614780

fine then, take two points off but that still leaves quite a bit.

maybe they only manifest in your evolved form.

>>614783

LOOPY I GOT A COMMISSION FOR YA


 No.614786

>>614772

>Vris gives as paragraph about how peri is bad

>Ignore it as shitposting

the scat has infested his brain


 No.614787

>>614785

I also doubt that I'm narcissistic and I am unsure where you picked that up about me

But it's also narcissistic to say that so this is kinda a lose lose for me here

>>614782

My peepee kink is unrelated to my other ones


 No.614788

>>614787

narcissists are pretty consistent about accurately self-reporting their narcissism symptoms, actually


 No.614789

File: 1455138208273.jpg (5.8 KB, 192x160, 6:5, vris favorite character.jpg)


 No.614790

Wow, a scatfag and a pissfag?

Anyone here into vomit?


 No.614791

>>614789

Well she is Australian


 No.614792

>>614790

don't forget all the bloodfags. all we really need is a vomitfag and a cum dumpster and we have a full set of body-fluid-fetishists

except maybe brain fluid. i guess i can fill that slot but i won't be actively using it.


 No.614793

>>614792

oh and we would need a breastfeedingfag too but i kind of doubt there's one of those even in this weird-ass place


 No.614794

>>614792

I can be a cum dump


 No.614795

oh yeah, time to get my vom on!


 No.614796

>>614792

Are there people with earwax fetishes


 No.614797

>>614796

probably. i know there are people who like to fuck ears but i have no idea how that's even possibly if you have anything bigger than a pencil dick


 No.614798

>>614785

oh geez i think this goes over my head

i haven't played pokemon since gold


 No.614799

>>614798

Gen 6 was a little disappointing tbh


 No.614800

breaking news: i want a qt boy to spread my asscheeks and fuck me senseless


 No.614801


 No.614802

>>614799

is that the one that added fairies?


 No.614803


 No.614804

to be fair, fairy type added something to a lot of bland normal types

also gave poison a reason to be useful


 No.614806

>>614804

You're retarded Poison was one of the best defensive types and it wrecks Psychic

Fairy type wasn't why Gen 6 was mediocre-- it was so easy and it only added 69 new Pokemon and lots of Megaevolutions are stupid and unnecessary


 No.614807

tfw got super sick

tfw slept until 8 pm yesterday, then smUshed and frneo'd until 12

tfw went to bed again, slept till like 7

tfw 'welp gonna walk 2 miles to play splatoon :-DDDDD'


 No.614808

>>614805

>poison wrecks psychic

did you even play the games


 No.614809

>>614808

Fug I meant Fighting-- Psychic isn't even a super common Pokemon type in the meta, although Psychic type moves are

I hand in my gym badges in shame


 No.614810

File: 1455140122014.png (17.37 KB, 126x126, 1:1, 1414841977190.png)

is there like an official or accepted insult for steven universe fans yet

im trying to teach this kid that you can't add weeb to the end of everything


 No.614811

cure up rapapa


 No.614812

File: 1455140300833.jpg (578.05 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 1366070085448.jpg)


 No.614813

>>614810

stevecucks


 No.614814

>>614810

niggers / tumblrinas / faggots


 No.614815

>>614813

too uncreative or obvious


 No.614816

>>614814

too common


 No.614817

>>614816

..................................................................................................gemtlemen????????? ;^)


 No.614818

>>614817

still hilarious but too uncommon


 No.614819

File: 1455140777968.jpg (735.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1455141259735627528551.jpg)

>>614816

you fucking nigger


 No.614820

and here we see a prime example of zwidtism


 No.614821

>>614820

too whiny


 No.614822

>>614810

elf monsters


 No.614823

>>614821

too zwid


 No.614824

>>614819

Niggyclit, buddy

Stop


 No.614825

>>614819

i can't tell if he looks better or worse without the pubeard

maybe better?


 No.614826

>>614819

i don't know or care who this is


 No.614827

>>614824

b-but i'm a sex symbol

>tfw no more advance wars

>tfw no more battalion wars

>tfw we get fucking miles of shitty jrpg anime strategy instead

>tfw never play as sami in smUsh

>tfw get hundreds of blue-haired generic faggots playable instead


 No.614828

whew that was close, i almost watched a video with octopimp in it


 No.614829

>>614819

I will tell you right now fuckboy, you look at least 40% better after razing that bullshit from your jaw. I'd tell you to cut the mop too but I can't really talk


 No.614830

>>614829

thanks

>fuckboy

are you tumblr


 No.614831

>>614830

Never ask me that again.


 No.614832

mmmmmmm love me some joey


 No.614833

File: 1455142265925.gif (243.95 KB, 284x544, 71:136, Sami Project M.gif)

>>614827

Yeah it sucks

Never ever


 No.614834

>>614833

who the fuck thought it was a good idea to spam blue haired assholes instead of this qt

at least the newest ones have white hair

if they added ANOTHER generic blue-haired shithead as dlc i'd have fucking shit myself

i mean either way i'm not paying for him, but still


 No.614835

>>614834

At least Corrin looks like he plays different


 No.614836

>>614834

3 of them have blue hair and 1 is a clone

let me guess, you're one of those lobotomy patients what was bitching up a storm about lucina and dark pit at release


 No.614837

*has a wank*


 No.614838

>>614833

is this a metal gear


 No.614839

>>614838

No, but she actually was going to have some moves similar to snake


 No.614840

>>614836

3 have blue hair, two have white, and one has red

dark pit is literal shit


 No.614841

>>614839

can she be a metal gear in the next metal gear

metal gear


 No.614842

>>614841

>next metal gear

anon...


 No.614843

>>614842

tfw the first metal gear i will have played is the last one

rip kojima

dan't wait for ps4


 No.614844

>>614837

*steals it from you*


 No.614845

File: 1455143636707-0.png (672.52 KB, 800x843, 800:843, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1455143636707-1.png (827.26 KB, 800x924, 200:231, ClipboardImage.png)

>>614840

>tfw Dark Pit could have actually been good


 No.614846

File: 1455143718615.png (385.36 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 55209991_p0.png)

a cute spider!


 No.614847

>>614844

moooooooom, he took my wank!


 No.614848

blunderfails...


 No.614849

what the fuck kind of meme is this

>dark pit isn't even an actual reskin like ganondorf / dr mario

>he's literally pit with dark hair


 No.614850

>>614842

i've actually never played a metal gear game before.

i plan to one day set aside a whole week to play through them all in a row


 No.614851

>>614849

He actually started as a Pit recolor in Brawl that was turned into his own character in Uprising


 No.614852

>>614847

nuh uh! he just dropped it, and i was picking it up for him!


 No.614853

i ate a lot of brisket

my chest hurts......


 No.614854

what if frisk and chara goofballs


 No.614855

what if dead blunderfailures


 No.614856

File: 1455144273905.png (393.39 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1794555 - Homestuck.png)


 No.614857

>>614856

holy fuck that thumbnail

not

clicking


 No.614858

dank pit


 No.614859

dark shit


 No.614860

>>614780

>and there's no evidence of my alleged cocklusts

you like futa

you said it yourself


 No.614861

>>614856

whoa, what is even going on in this picture?

who even is that? going off the green I'd say jade but it looks like there's a terezi or nep horn in the back


 No.614862

>>614861

It's Jade you can see the glasses


 No.614863

>>614862

maybe because i'm on mobile, but i can't see the glasses


 No.614864

>can't find psp charger anywhere

*screeches in defeat*


 No.614866

When will vman fess up?

When will saltlick take the knot?

When will we finally play the metal gear game where we invade Zanzibar Lànd as Big Boss?

ALL THIS AND MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

AYCH

JEE

>>614865


 No.614867

>>614866

we are like 200 posts from needing a new thread


 No.614869

8ack off, or... or I'll 8ite you!


 No.614870

File: 1455146482571.jpg (275.8 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1453438758758-2.jpg)


 No.614871

>>614867

its rev


 No.614873

i remember catching a dragon ball z episode back in middle school, and like everybody caught some sort of vampire mind control virus that turned their eyes red and gave them vampire fangs

but somehow piccolo and krillin weren't affected, but they were still able to blend in because their eyes were red and they had fangs or something

and to this day, i'm still like how do you fake red eyes and dracula chompers???


 No.614874

>>614873

weed and halloween props


 No.614875

>hot homely girl with a giant ass coughed on me at the gym while i drank from the fountain thing

NICE


 No.614876

>>614875

>>hot homely girl with a giant ass

I think I know about the type of person you're talking about? Thicc and sort of quiet but cute?

Because homely and hot are antonyms


 No.614877

File: 1455147922579.png (13.32 KB, 896x50, 448:25, ClipboardImage.png)

new important wild post: successfully captured


 No.614878

>>614876

probably not. she was kind of white trashy

sometimes i have a thing for weird looking individuals, depending on the individual


 No.614879

>>614877

can you please post your other epic tagged & bagged posts

i really enjoy you doing this


 No.614880

>>614878

I know exactly what you mean. I don't find uggo people attractive but I can find average people more attractive than average


 No.614881

>>614880

knowing sponge he means an uggo person


 No.614882

>>614879

not now


 No.614883

*dreams of guac*


 No.614884

>>614883

...¡yéb!..


 No.614885

>>614883

in his dream jeb is the star

its him


 No.614886

doesn't Jeb Bush notice that even though he holds the same opinion on immigration as democrats, they'll still call him a racist?


 No.614887

>>614886

Nobody's calling him a racist they're calling him a cuck


 No.614888

>>614874

hmmmm this makes sense


 No.614889

>>614888

loopy i want to rape your rotting carcass


 No.614890

>>614886

>my brother protected us from terror attacks

His brother was in office when 9/11 happened


 No.614891

>>614890

his brother DID 9/11


 No.614892

>>614887

democrats don't call people cucks, because they don't want that word to be seen as an insult. I'm saying that liberals will call someone a sexist homotransxenophobe hitler no matter what.

A republican could be 100% pro-abortion, democrats would still call them anti-woman. All they know how to do is call names even when it makes no sense. Jeb wants millions of mexicans to pour in, and what do you expect the democrats to pat himon the back and say "nice job you're better than all the other people in your party"? Fuck no, name calling is thier bread and butter.


 No.614893

>tfw you might actually like fire emblem if it wasn't mass-produced garbage pissing on advance wars' grave


 No.614894

>>614889

uh my rotting carcass has standards, excuse you

also i'd haunt you, and you don't want that


 No.614895

what will be the next insult fetish


 No.614896

advanced wars more like advanced bores


 No.614897

>>614893

what, are you not gud enough to play without losing your comrades in battle?


 No.614898

>>614895

political domination

videos of women telling the camera they're going to make america great again


 No.614899

I wonder, when liberals were children (I mean physically, obviously they are still mentally children) and they were read the story of the boy who cried wolf, did they get mad at the townspeople for not coming when the wolf really did arrive? Did they think it was the townspeople's fault?


 No.614900

File: 1455150483615.png (187.39 KB, 700x250, 14:5, Advance Wars.png)

>>614896

>>614897

Why do you guys have shit taste


 No.614901

>>614900

why do you have shit skin


 No.614902

>>614897

i played a fire emblem game i pirated years ago when i was like 13, made sure not to lose anyone, eventually ragequit

it was fun, i just fucking hate it for killing advance wars


 No.614903

if you're evil and you're on the rise!


 No.614904

>>614898

>people actually believe trump is good for the country


 No.614905

>>614902

i liked advance wars better too because i'm a baby who doesn't want to lose anyone


 No.614906

the cuck who cried microaggression


 No.614907

>the womb is the ultimate hot tub time machine


 No.614908

>>614904

yeah 30 million mexicans who don't have jobs is much better


 No.614909

File: 1455150764587.gif (2.23 KB, 35x35, 1:1, smoking kills.gif)

>>614897

>>614905

You realize that FE is fuck all easy, especially the newer ones, right?

While this motherfucker was an absolute nightmare


 No.614910

>>614909

s-shut up!!!!!!!


 No.614911

>>614908

sounds like someone needs some guac...


 No.614912

>>614908

Explain exactly how one "makes" Mexico pay for anything

An while we're on the subject of deporting illegal immigrants dos that mean if he actually gets elected he'll be deporting his ex-wives?


 No.614913

>>614905

>tag powers fucking badass

>>614909

i'm pleb tbh

>couldn't beat DoR boss battle

>couldn't beat DS boss battle


 No.614914

*unluacs the guac*


 No.614915

god damn

i could really go for some good guac rn


 No.614916

File: 1455151025712-0.png (415.05 KB, 400x1000, 2:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1455151025731-1.png (400.08 KB, 400x1000, 2:5, ClipboardImage.png)

Post your rape team hsg


 No.614917

>>614915

make the guac

it aint hard


 No.614918

Starring Ben Stiller, we're proud to announce "Meet the Guacers"


 No.614919

>>614917

i don't have any avocados or anything rn man


 No.614920

Dual Strike's biggest problem is

>ONLY THREE GODDAMN SAVE SLOTS

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

on days of ruin i already have like 30 fucking maps saved


 No.614921

>>614919

how late does the super market close


 No.614922

>>614912

Explain how IHOP can "make" you pay for anything?


 No.614923

if jeb starts making guac bowls shaped like turtle shells he'll have this election in the bag


 No.614924

>>614920

Yeah but you can't troll with Colin in DoR................


 No.614925

if shareef don't like it

guac the casbah

guac the casbah


 No.614926

are you gay for pay


 No.614927

all joking aside for a second

avacados are fucking delicious, guac or no. hell, just slice one of those fuckers up, spritz it with some lemon/lime juice and some salt, and you're good to go.


 No.614928

File: 1455151361113.jpg (172.33 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, breakfast-club-of-menifee-….jpg)

LOL if you think this some magic piece of paper that is going make me pay you. What, is it going to make money just levitate out of my wallet and into yours? Enjoy your magic piece of paper lol

*walks out of restaurant, the waitress looks down at her feet, defeated*


 No.614929

>>614924

no, dual strike is generally the better game, just...

>no save slots

i'm pretty sure i managed to farm every CO to level 10, then i got lazy and cheated for the last few


 No.614930

people who intentionally grind and over-level deserve death


 No.614931

>>614930

what i only grind for cash


 No.614932

you can't stump the trump, but you also can't guac the uh

you can't guac the

the walk? no that doesn't work...


 No.614933

>>614928

This is getting pretty bad, normally one can see where your leaps of logic come from.


 No.614934

can't ebb! the jeb!


 No.614935

can't push the bush


 No.614936

i mean, what the fuck, even...

>virtually no COs

>COs vastly nerfed to become more retarded

>even with NO COs they still couldn't fucking balance them

what the fuck are these CO powers

"plus 2 move range for direct attack units"

"plus 2 move range for air units"

"plus 2 indirect attack range"

uhhh ok fam i guess?


 No.614937

>hi the pc case you ordered is out of stock but we sent you the same one only in edgy red and black hope that's ok


 No.614938

>>614932

cant rock the guac


 No.614939

*gguacs into thread*


 No.614940

i can't eat brisket anymore

i feel like my chest is being crushed


 No.614941

File: 1455151940014.jpg (50 KB, 800x533, 800:533, couldnt_hear_your_sound_wt….jpg)

me, handily destroying Rev with my unbeatable logic


 No.614942

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>614938

this song but with rock the guac


 No.614943

>>614936

Well DS was broken as fuck

DoR is regarded as the most balance and cut down on a lot of the infantry spam

>>614937

>not wanting your gaming pc to look as sleek and edgy as possible


 No.614944

>>614943

it's still unbalanced as fuck

>fun but unbalanced

>boring but balanced

pick one

none of this "boring and unbalanced" shit


 No.614945

>>614944

Well my main problem with DoR was the tone and the lack of the old CO's not really the gameplay


 No.614946

>>614945

yeah, and the fact you had to choose between ugly tiny graphics or too big HD graphics

i just want dual strike with more save slots and a few new COs

the new cos are literally just the most boring shit

>no 'attack boost on <terrain type>'

>tiny co zones

>extra move speed on every power

>no mass damage (but mass healing)


 No.614947

>>614946

>yeah, and the fact you had to choose between ugly tiny graphics or too big HD graphics

What


 No.614948

>>614947

the zoomed out mode is uggo

the zoomed in mode is like 2x too big

it bothers me


 No.614949

File: 1455152705934.gif (1.54 MB, 640x448, 10:7, 1455147981363.gif)

what if games with retro graphics actually tried to imitate retro graphics instead of copying fucking earthbound


 No.614950

>>614921

i don't need it that bad

pep-pep is "making" mac and cheese and mashed potatoes so i'll be alright


 No.614951

pep-pep


 No.614952

>>614949

most "retrographics" games are actually just "badgraphics" games because they can't afford an artist

tapping into nostalgia to cover up lack of artistic ability is just another tool fam, and it works. can't hate people for being resourceful.


 No.614953

>>614949

2much effort


 No.614954

File: 1455152911865.png (443.13 KB, 300x694, 150:347, ClipboardImage.png)

i could not even make up worse sounding shows


 No.614955

earthbound isn't retro because retro has good graphics


 No.614956

>>614954

i want to call this fake but i'm sure that's wishful thinking

how awful


 No.614957

my chikky-chac is almost done!


 No.614958

where are the games with retro 3d graphics that look as good as spyro and whatever


 No.614959

>>614954

i just got the email too

people like them are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore


 No.614960

where are the games with retro 3d graphics that look as good as bubsy 3D


 No.614961

File: 1455153671905.gif (547.56 KB, 480x320, 3:2, 1455152482305.gif)

>>614952

>undertale


 No.614962

File: 1455153803385.png (456.59 KB, 1340x616, 335:154, 1455150737293[1].png)


 No.614963

>>614948

You can zoom? I know you can make the battles play in slow mo or fast forward but I didn't know you could zoom...


 No.614964

>>614962

that reminds me that i never finished warioland 4

i bought it when i was a boy and only ever beat the first level, i think


 No.614965

File: 1455154065656.gif (1.23 MB, 540x405, 4:3, low poly.gif)

>>614962

I was in that thread and that Wario pic looks awesome but that's not a real game and it was just fanart

Also low poly becomes the next indieshit when


 No.614966

>>614963

there's two zoom options

one has giant beautiful graphics too big for any actual large map and the other is half-baked small graphics at about DS's scale

i think you press r or something?


 No.614967

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.614968

File: 1455154316866.jpg (43.03 KB, 880x493, 880:493, guacboarding.jpg)


 No.614969

>>614965

sky rogue


 No.614970

fast racing neo is fucking amazing

>tfw how can the wii u run this shit AT 60 FPS


 No.614971

>>614961

undertale is the perennial example, yes

it's a 1-man-army game made by a guy who can't program, draw, or write well

but he subverted those failings with tools. he masked his inability to draw by using a likable, nostalgic style. he used a million layers of gamemaker stacked on top of itself to cobble out some form of gameplay without knowing real coding. and he subverted the need to write well by filling his dialogue with memes and dumb twitterspeak that he knew his audience would eat up.

undertale is a success in spite of itself for a reason


 No.614972

>>614971

>1 man army

didn't he get help from another artist?


 No.614973

>>614941

I was literally asleep

And you still haven't explained how Mexico will just "pay" for the wall

Much like Trump


 No.614974

>>614972

maybe i dunno

i think the game was mostly just one dude though. and no, hussie, not you


 No.614975

>>614972

yea that was the temmie artist that drew all the other shopkeepers


 No.614976


 No.614977

File: 1455154697518.gif (363.19 KB, 450x650, 9:13, low poly 2.gif)

>>614967

SWEET

>>614969

Yeah I already know about that

>>614970

Yeah I got it today and I love it

The trick is they used low resolution but then masked it with a lot of "smoothing" effects like glare and motion blur


 No.614978

File: 1455154749842.jpg (49.23 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 2a758a56407450b5a7164d50ce….jpg)

>>614943

>games on the Nintendo DS using "DS" deliberately for their initials


 No.614979

>>614977

really? the roads when you start always lookmhigh-res as shit

but then everything goes so fast you can't see anything, so w/e i guess


 No.614981

File: 1455154947104.jpg (4.58 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 1453135470016.jpg)

>unironically caring about graphics


 No.614982

>>614981

presentation matters


 No.614983

File: 1455154990465.jpg (125.64 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1454333448628-1.jpg)


 No.614984

>>614979

No not the roads like everything else.

>>614978

It's not called "Advance Wars DS"

It's called "Advance Wars Dual Strike"


 No.614985

>>614981

>unironically not caring about graphics

what kind of hipster turd are you


 No.614986

>>614984

yea in other words

"advance wars DS"


 No.614987

File: 1455155093485.jpg (47.6 KB, 255x210, 17:14, stop.jpg)

>>614981

>graphics are the same as aesthetics

Fast Racing Neo isn't that impressive in terms of sheer graphical prowess but it's an aesthetic masterpiece


 No.614988

>>614985

hipsters don't do things unironically


 No.614989

>>614988

Yes they fucking do


 No.614990

>>614984

Do you not know what the following items are?

>initials

>acronyms


 No.614991

is this such!


 No.614992

i just took a really satisfying shower.

what have you done recently that was really satisfying?


 No.614993

i'm just mad that when the second game on DS doesn't have the same initials.

unrelated, but did you know that there are two Castlevania HDs?


 No.614994

>>614992

depositing my paycheck into my account

suck all 20 inches of my dick


 No.614995

got my bonus today hsg

was big


 No.614996

you ever wank while taking a shit


 No.614997

>>614992

same! gonna chill and drink a can of yoohoo in a bit


 No.614998

>>614988

i don't think it's possible to ironically do something for an extended period of time

like with my mario shitfic, i started out knowing it was shit and doing it 'ironically' but now (at least when i bother writing it) i legit like it


 No.614999

>>614993

Symphony of the Night is the only CASTLEVANIA that matters.


 No.615000

>all the restaurants here are out of walking distance

>delivery places have a 5 dollar delivery fee and/or a 20 dollar delivery minimum

cupertino sucks


 No.615001

>>614982

not really when you have games with good graphics but awful everything else

like release date destiny or call of duty

>>614987

>aesthetic

fuck off hipster


 No.615002

>>615001

Yeah we never said graphics make the game fucktard


 No.615003

>>615000

get a the pizz

if you land the goog job you'll be able to afford it


 No.615004

>>615002

uh yeah nobody says that because obviously coders and artists and musicians make the game


 No.615005

>>615004

I don't even get what you're trying to passively aggressively say here


 No.615006

>>615005

its a joke you dinkus


 No.615007

what's for dinner, hsg?


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 No.615009

>>615008

Whose ass? Waifu or egghead?


 No.615010

>>615009

batlord


 No.615011

>>615009

Man look at my excellent timing


 No.615012

>>615009

rev........


 No.615013

aesthetics

shouldn't it be esthetics?


 No.615014

File: 1455157524667.png (11.21 KB, 494x51, 494:51, ClipboardImage.png)

>>615003

fug XD


 No.615015

you are now imagining having sex with rev


 No.615016

>>615013

shut up you fucking idiot


 No.615017

>>615015

>wtf can't hear ur pleasure

I hate you


 No.615018

>>615014

get a 2L drink too


 No.615019

if i can't hear ur sound

revvy devvy devvy devvy devvy devvy devvy dumb

all day long i'd

double-u tee eff

if i couldn't hear ur sound


 No.615020

>>615019

Diddler on the Roof....


 No.615021

>>615019

i actually just watched this movie about a week ago


 No.615022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>615019

>>615019

thanks for making me remember this song


 No.615023

yeah it sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun over there on the friend team


 No.615024

i want friends i can kiss and make love to


 No.615025

>>615024

that is literally just what a significant other is


 No.615026

>guy fucking dude with garters and stockings

>artist calls them gay

>says to not tag the post as crossdressing

WHY


 No.615027

>>615025

no i clearly said friend


 No.615028

>>615025

friends-with-benefits?


 No.615029

File: 1455159612694.png (48.77 KB, 320x1008, 20:63, YellowNuzlocke.png)

yellow was an okay game


 No.615030

>>615029

Crystal was better.


 No.615031

>>615029

>pikachu in your way every goddamned time you try to turn around

yellow was the worst


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 No.615033

where's pokemon grey

where's pokemon Z


 No.615034

>>615033

sitting right over there on a fucking fencepost


 No.615035

>>615034

fucking fencepost, you say?


 No.615036

>>615031

my pikachu died actually so i shoved it in the PC

fact: pikachu is shit when it can't evolve


 No.615037

>>615011

Kick off your shoes

Relax

Have a seat


 No.615038

lib


 No.615039

File: 1455160971400.png (232.08 KB, 600x628, 150:157, roxykitten-parade-kangaram….png)


 No.615040

i wonder if there's old pokemon red code in the newer pokemon versions

like stuff that never gets changed, so they keep it around for decades


 No.615041

>>615040

>red

>not green

Dirty FUCKING casual


 No.615042

File: 1455162165821.jpg (Spoiler Image, 127.75 KB, 640x640, 1:1, sanders_saves_america.jpg)


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 No.615044

New thread when


 No.615045

>>615043

like, you code something up, and you use it for the next game, because things haven't changed that much, and you just keep doing it because that system never changed and it works well enough without people touching up on it


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 No.615049

File: 1455163291246.jpg (384.06 KB, 1200x1403, 1200:1403, image.jpg)


 No.615050

>>615048

no

lets use rev


 No.615053

>>615052

>>615052

>>615052

Non-poopy thread.




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