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>>615056
this is spam wesley
does grant need to ban you again?
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>>615058
your post looks like a vfan post and it displeases me
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>>615059
not everyone that hates the poopman is vfan
No.615061
sponge do you have an epic vitiligo fetish
No.615062
>>615060
no it's just the way you phrased it
it looks like narcissist smug bullshit, i don't know
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>>615061
there's a lot more going on in that image than vitiligo
and not really, although i don't find it inherently unnatractive
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>>615064
one of them is missing an eye, both of them have lots of tumors, and vaginas? across their body
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>>615066
It's a mutant freak
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No.615071
new Sunny episode was just ok
how is everyone's evening
No.615073
>>615071
made like 15% of my salary in one day
fairly epic for the win, i'd say
No.615074
[to the tune of dragon soul]
don't stop, don't stop, want a gf!
don't stop, negrobooty gf!
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lets do
R A R E S H I P S
regardless of approval or disapproval
i just wanna see some rare ships
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I do kinda like this one, imma admit
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SO
NO
CHI
NO
SA
DA
ME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.615081
>>615078
>STERN FATHERLY APPROVAL
No.615082
there's so much old bullshit in this folder I had forgotten all about
HSG specialized well in quaint ephemera
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>>615082
I doubt she could handle horse cock
No.615085
hey tumut, how's it hangin bro
>>615075
needs some solrose to make eridan jealous
No.615086
>she'll snapchat you nudes but not decent mouthpics
I'LL JUST GO FUCK MYSELF
No.615090
I got my friend earbuds (which he asked for,) a cool patterned external phone battery, and a silly candy thing with a yelling Hulk top. Is that a good gift for a bro
No.615091
>>615085
ayyy its bretty good, just eatin korean leftovers
how bout you brother
>>615086
post your jewfu's nudes
its totally not a bad idea
No.615092
Does this ship count as rare or just a rotting corpse
No.615093
>>615091
mmm korean, good shit
nm, just finally home from a solid day of classes, computer's in the shop which is a bummer so i cant join the totaly rad rarepair party
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>>615091
it's actually a different jewish girl, who's fatter and significantly more unnatractive
i would but i didn't screenshot
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>>615094
>getting fat girl nudes
>unhappy
smh spang
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>>615092
Now that Jasprosesprite^2 and davepetasprite^2 are canon
Yeah it's rare
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>>615095
i'd be happier if i could screenshot without fear of an angry jewwing
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>>615092
old dead ships that never left port still be seafarin' vessels
>>615094
ah i see, that first girl is pretty hot
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>>615098
What device do you use for snapchat
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>>615098
dude, he who dares wins
>>615099
i just love their faces in this one
also, you got pics of spang's girl?
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No.615104
>I am shaking. My conservative Republican Catholic neighbor called me and said, "You've got to tell me about Bernie Sanders."
fuckin reddit
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>>615097
that's the look of a boy who's unsure whether to piss himself or cum
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>>615101
>>615101
my apple iphone and my human hands
>>615102
i don't wanna waste potential mouthpics on nudes
believe me buddy, i'm playing this game
No.615107
>>615102
nah, just a mouthpic he'd posted in the past
i have a thing for chubby girls with septum piercings
No.615110
"all i ever want is just to fall into your human hands"
what a great song
>615106
jeez dude you are so serious about mouthpics. have you asked her? why would she be okay with nudes but not mouths
No.615112
Come on is it a good birthday gift?? I put it in a sparkly bag with a lion on it
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>>615107
>a thing for chubby girls with septum piercings
that thing is a good thing, brother. donde esta la mouthpic?
No.615115
>>615107
i'm starting to crush on her hardcore and i don't like it
No.615116
>>615113
that is the face of a man who cannot wait to get pegged
No.615117
>>615106
So, iPhone. Jailbroken? I have to assume it is, because the features you can add to it are incredible, such as RECORDING THE SCREEN WITH iREC FROM CYDIA
No.615118
>>615112
Sure egg, it’s nice. I'm not much of a hulk fan, but if he is...
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>>615115
oh noe
she's so fucking cute
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>>615115
shit taste, sponge. straight up
No.615124
>>615122
oh man. wow. i shipped this really hard when i was 16
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>>615122
>rare ships
>all those pics of kanaya topping, or about to top, Dave
Uh
No.615126
>>615117
it isn't jailbroken. i'm sorry rev. also unblock me on snapchat
>>615123
she's epic...
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>>615119
that is the face of a man who's about to have his thumb broken
No.615128
>>615122
this is backwards
kanaya would choke the shit out of dave
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>>615114
fuck if i know
you're better off asking him bout it
i didn't save it or anything
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>>615125
well I ain't seen em
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>>615128
this is epicly objectively true
No.615132
>>615129
>i didn't save it or anything
suuure, buddy
>>615126
hook us up with some epic mouthpics, spang, i missed out
No.615135
>>615132
i got you. i have two others but they're not really mouthpics
No.615136
>>615135
methinks she's cuter with her hair down
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>>615135
>septum piercing
>gives you mouthpics
>calls you dear
howd you get all the luck
No.615142
this one is actually genuinely rare
caliborn x how to draw manga girl
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>>615136
me too, but variety is nice.
>>615139
i am almost completely undeserving of the massive amount of luck in my life. i can only believe i was something positively incredible before my life as a mortal
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>>615144
>>615145
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
No.615149
>>615126
So jailbreak it
It's like a five minute thing to do, then update cydia, then find the repository for iREC and install THAT
I'm not unblocking you
No.615150
>>615142
strange that it's rare given its canon nature
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>>615147
>i am almost completely undeserving of the massive amount of luck in my life
seriously. mazel tov, boyo
No.615153
>>615150
i hope how to draw manga girl is the key to Lord English's path of destruction
he's just looking for his waifu now that he's swole
No.615154
>>615149
did he send you a snap of his peenus weenus?
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>>615149
>I'm not unblocking you
then why would i do jackfuck for you, slime?
No.615156
>>615149
tfw new ipod came with ios 9.1 which has no jailbreak yet
No.615157
goddamn
this bulgogi got me sweatin
holy shit koreans love dem some spice
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>>615159
slangin hot fire like kimchi
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>>615159
sea somefin you like kid
No.615163
>>615155
Yu complained about not wanting to risk taking screenshots
I offered a way that snapchats does not detect
Take it or leave it
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>>615163
take me or leave me, rev.
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>>615161
tag yourself, im the drum player
>>615162
wait a minute
i recognize that bulge!
No.615167
i'm so bored all the time
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>>615164
finplying im gonna take no for an answer
specially when i'm already -----EXCIT-------ED
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>>615170
please your condescendingness
fuck my face and slap me around
No.615173
>>615171
it sucks dick and I'm tired of smoking the devil grass to abate it
time to bust out the hard liquor
No.615174
>>615167
pick up a drug habit
you never have time to worry about the future
when you have to worry about getting high instead
No.615175
>>615172
>condy will never hold you with her legs and backhand you so hard her rings leave marks on your face
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>>615162
>>615116
i will stop you, roxkit anon
No.615177
>>615176
joke's on you, only one of those posts was me
No.615178
>>615173
>>615174
as someone with a bit of experience here
depression is not cured with hard drugs
but it is cured with a lot of whining and bitching
No.615179
>>615176
the pegging one was me,not roxkit
and dont you lay a hand on him, he's good for this board
No.615180
>>615174
well i've been toking daily for like a year and i'm actually worried it's making me retarded
maybe I'll pick up a nice opiate addiction
No.615181
>>615179
HSG has always had a thing for pegging
where the hell do you think I picked it up from
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No.615184
look how fucking cute this is
look at them
No.615185
>>615180
Yeah I've smoked daily for the past 5 years or so, and I've also had a few run ins with opiate dependency in the past
I skirt the line with adderall and other uppers, those are dangerously easy for me to binge on and before you know it you've been awake for 3 days and you're hearing people that aren't there
No.615186
>>615183
/b/ were the ones who educated me on chakats
fortunately they're not one of my fetishes
yet
maybe i should leave before the internet messes up my sexuality even further
No.615187
>>615184
okay
>pawfeet
>grub scar
>tentabulge
>ftm dave with armpits and arm hair
>mtf Jade
>shitty Jade hair
No.615188
>>615180
it'll fuck up your abity to be happy, man
No.615189
>encouraging people to do drugs
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>>615187
if you're listing all the things that make the pic cute, your forgot jade's cute underwear
No.615191
>>615189
encouraging suicide is not new to hsg
No.615192
>>615191
god, i remember telling pepple to kill themselves on old HSG every day
what happened
No.615193
>>615192
maybe they fuggin did it
maybe thats where all of the other posters went
No.615194
>>615192
all the ones who you told to do it probably either left or did it
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>>615187
That's JADE? I thought it was supposed to be Stevonnie
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>>615193
isnt that where we all end up
it's not like anyone here is mentally healthy
No.615199
fuck dude i don't wanna imagine life without hsg
No.615200
>>615199
it's doable but hard
i mean jeez, i thought i could do it, but here i am
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>>615200
same
it just becomes boring
No.615203
>they're making yet another Purge movie
goddamn it
No.615204
>>615202
i can only do homosuck in small doses
it's just not the same as it used to be
No.615205
i'm only staying here for joey
No.615206
>>615203
will the blacks finally rise up against whites in this one
No.615207
>>615206
dunno, its called Election Day
so yeah i expect its gonna be
No.615208
>>615207
theyre like 8 years late for that
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>>615211
live young die fast
No.615214
rev is a top secret agent deployed by karn to destroy hsg
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>>615214
rev is an incompetent fuckhead
No.615216
>runs outta tortillas
>still have 2/3rds of a bowl of salsa
FUG
No.615217
>>615216
drink the salsa
what kind of spic are you
No.615218
>>615194
i wonder how many tripfags and tripfagfags i have killed...
No.615219
>>615217
the Polack kinda spic
No.615220
>>615218
how many grains of sand in all the beaches and shores
No.615221
>>615219
oh so it's spicy enough to kill you im sure
No.615222
>>615221
yeah
i'm doin little bitch sips
the nape of my neck is breaking out into a sweat haha
No.615223
>>615222
that's adorably pathetic. poor lil white boy
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>>615226
future generations will sing songs of my dong
the revslayer
No.615228
>>615227
cuz thats the only pussy itll ever slay
No.615229
>>615225
there must always be a rev
he who kills rev will himself become revved up
No.615230
>>615228
rev isn't pussy
>>615229
spongelord, heir to the deaf throne of rev
No.615231
>>615214
I finally watched the latest season of doctor who
There's a planet called "karn"
No.615232
>>615228
You all have my address
Feel free to come by some weekend and try your luck
No.615233
>>615232
I will skullfuck your pets and piss on your computer.
No.615234
so which one of these losers is going to have the obligatory "oh no she's hot" moment when they finally go and take on condy
No.615235
one of the few things i'd still like to see out of homestuck is for condy to see john as her long lost son
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No.615239
Mods are asleep, post Joey.
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>>615237
i really hope for John/Condesce interaction
also Sassacre
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>>615246
what's the deal with dicksucking in JAVs?
like, everyone slurps so loudly on the dick
is it because the dick is censored?
No.615249
>>615247
what, you don't suck dick loudly?
you must not be doing it properly
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>>615236
If you show up, sure, I GUESS
No.615255
I ship Breakfast. Come at me plebs.
No.615256
>>615255
I'll break you and fast
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>>615257
but anon, this is just a recording of you screaming for two hours
No.615259
>>615257
>>615258
m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL74Lv4qNRjTjTW14wXNeHYxCjwT4WUHC0&v=J1789KAoagg
>>615256
You can try
No.615260
another important wild post captured and preserved for the future
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Right Foot of the Forbidden One
Left Foot of the Forbidden One
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and I'm never getting released for the likes of you
because I'm so much poorer
and every part of me is saying 'another shoah'
No.615268
what's going on in this edition of homoshit genargneral?
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>>615270
Andrew Skellington
No.615273
who has the mega of all the stevie uni episodes
No.615274
that really soaks my panties
No.615276
>>615273
they're all conveniently located in the dumpster
No.615277
Dreams logged: 1 (14)
Images saved: 18 (15)
No.615278
that really butters my biscuit
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this thread needs more peridot
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No.615293
it's hard to tell who's more autistic at this point
No.615294
>>615293
it's pretty obvious
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No.615296
>tfw you just finished a hard morning of spreading commie propaganda across the internet
what's going on lads?
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>>615297
not me, the other clod
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No.615303
lets send Jeb! a birthday card
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No.615305
Jeb! blowing out his candles upon a heapin bowl of guac
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but seriously i should get myself some guac
and some doritos
No.615313
>>615312
why would you taint the guac with the ritos
No.615314
>>615313
get shat on, guac and doritos are the ambrosia of the gods
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>tfw there's a high-quality pupper at the airport
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No.615321
UPDATE: THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR CARRIER AND ASKING FOR BELLY RUBS
OH GOD
THIS PUPPER'S A TOP PUPPER
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No.615323
Dogs are shit enjoy your dander
No.615324
>>615322
>With every revolution we move forward a little!
No.615325
>>615323
I bet you never even owned a dog
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>>615328
>Eastern Europe under Islamic rule but not UKistan
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>>615329
I'm guessing this was made before Farage was barraged
No.615332
i continue to be massively disappointed with the new pokemon
No.615333
We're already here
We already know.
We've all got something to fear!
We've all got nowhere to go.
I think you're all INSANE
but I guess I am too...
Anybody would be if they were homestuck with you~
No.615334
>>615332
What the fuck is that Mega Diancie
No.615335
>>615334
steel/fairy type dunno the english name
lots of people are pointing out how it's basically diancie redux though
No.615336
>>615334
mega diancie is pure love made diamond, I love her.
No.615338
>>615335
>>615336
Oh wait Diancie already has a Mega...
Wtf Carbink is like Diancie's pre-evolution but nope since she's a legendary
Then they give her a Mega
Then they make a metal version of her???
Volcanion also looks sorta stupid which is lame since he has a cool typing
The only minor gen 6 legendary I liked was Hoopa...
No.615339
>>615338
I only liked diancie, gen 6 legends are pretty stupid I agree, but she's too cute,
she makes me want to hug rocks.
No.615340
parry
parry
thrust
parry
parry
thrust
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Peri
Peri
Thrust
Peri
Peri
Thrust
No.615346
shit
shit
thrust
shit
shit
thrust
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Bongrips quiet the screaming in my head!
I love Joey!
No.615349
*posts bad music* how god tier is my taste
No.615350
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do you think Nep and Equius ever mighta smooched in a way that wasn't entirely platonic
cuz i do
No.615351
>>615349
*bad person posting* *posts bad music* how god tier is my taste
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>>615333
i want to pee on your corpse
No.615353
wake up/ get home from work you faggots
lets shitpost
No.615354
>>615350
do you think equius tonguefucked her mouth too hard and bruised her uvula
No.615355
i can't post on hsg, i'm at work
respond to this post in 3 hours when i'm not at work
No.615356
>>615354
no, but I do believe she cut her tongue/lips on his teeth
No.615357
>>615339
this but with peridot
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No.615359
>gear gets three swim speed ups and two run speeds up
i didn't ask for this
but i feel like a god... of annoying swim speed
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No.615361
it's ~10 PM
Tell me to go to the gym
No.615362
>Spent my entire life thinking my dong is below average
>Turns out I have to use extra large condoms and my girlfriend complains about how her vajayjay hurts after like 2 minutes
Man, porn is one helluva drug
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>>615361
where are you posting from that it's 10pm-ish
and get the fuck to the gym
or dont
its not like i have any power of your free will
No.615364
>literally got paid to party for five days straight
nice
No.615365
>>615364
tell me more spongefriend
No.615366
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
have some hassidic jew reggae
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>>615362
>how her vajayjay hurts after like 2 minutes
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No.615369
my one goal in life is to tell that faggot on /ink/ who said godbrush is useless past b that he's a dumb nigger faggot
No.615370
>>615362
You're probably just not doing enough foreplay~
No.615371
i was dogsitting while my dad was snowmobiling in wisconsin
every night my friends came over and we dabbed and smoked epic weed
don't worry the dog had a good time too
No.615372
oh yeah and i had coffee mug filled with grey goose w/ a hint of listerine
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>>615371
sounds nice
i don't have any dabs, but i've been smoking on this hash and herb salad and it's doin the trick quite nice
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>>615373
dabs are kind of disgusting and i'm pretty sure they're horrible for you
but if they're free there's no way i'm turning that shit down
No.615375
>>615370
Nah, I'm pretty sure showering beforehand, about 30 minutes of foreplay and about 10 gallons of lube is enough
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>>615374
yeah, dabs are a very late night thing for this guy
i couldn't imagine doing them early in the day and then trying to be normal, even after coming down
dabs leave me kinda feeling stupid and slow and drained when i sober up
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>>615375
post pics, let us be the judge or your magnum wiener
No.615378
>>615376
i've never done them while the sun was out, i can't imagine i wouldn't act like some sort of slag all day afterwards
No.615379
And yes, I do realize that bragging about being a sexhaver on an imageboard for Homestuck is like being the tallest midget
No.615380
foreplay should last an entire month
No.615381
feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah~~~
No.615382
Maybe she's tiny
Maybe she has that thing I have where my insides twist up
No.615383
it's valentine's day in a couple of days
who lonely and ready to drink themselves senseless here
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>>615382
She's 5'7½'', I just have the biggest dick of anybody she's been with
No.615385
*sounds of distant reeeeee-ing*
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>>615384
My first was 8 inches and I think I'm just never coming back from that trauma
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>>615388
That's not egghead
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>>615338
Hoopa only looks good unbound
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>>615391
...are you advertising your vape shop on hsg
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>>615386
yooooo, what's up fam?
No.615394
>>615393
not much tbqh famarinoo
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>>615394
that's good to hear famtastico B)
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I had a little /b/aby /b/rother!
He was epic... epic in every way!
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0.001% of homesucks control 100% of Joey
No.615403
he who controls the joey controls the universe
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>>615401
what if you made a huge bottle with opening just big enough to fit a baby inside, and then let it grow in there until it'd be too big to come out
No.615406
i believe in the joey rule; the man, with the joey, rules
No.615407
>>615401
oh geez this triggered my claustrophobia
No.615409
>>615370
Foreplay is super important
But so is not wrecking your girlfriend with your monster dong
No.615410
my sister bought me a new mattress, but it's 3 times taller than my old one and it feels weird as fuck
No.615411
>>615409
Good thing you'll never have that problem
No.615412
could this be the work of an enemy stand?
No.615413
It happened at last.
I killed a woman with my penis.
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>>615391
there was a bong shop near by to me and now its also a vapeing shop and every time i pass it i laugh because i think of spongelord
No.615416
Once you've said something problematic, it's over. My stand Libcuckful Night will never relent!
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>>615411
That was a respectable attempt
But I've already had that problem a few times
And I'm not even huge
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>>615417
get the laser sight for improved hipfire and accuracy
No.615421
i love my small weird peen
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>>615415
there is a vapeshop next to the taco place i go to sometimes
it's got a glass storefront but you can only see like 5 feet into it from the outside because they keep it so dark. i think it's only lit by a few neon lights strung about.
sometimes when i walk by it i spot the shopowner and regulars rolling around in the darkness on hoverboards, vaping up a storm
No.615425
>>615423
imagine reading this post fifteen years ago
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Heya, what file compression format should I use?
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>>615437
Eri a shit
fio best
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>>615439
I expected that kind of opinion from you
No.615441
>we can definitively detect gravity waves
WHY ARE YOU SHITFUCKS NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS IS
No.615442
*sends obi-wan to investigate*
No.615443
hmmmmmmm
i just got paid, what should i do for dindin?
No.615444
>>615441
I'm detecting the gravity waves of your megalithic body right now
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>>615445
ech ick yuck grouse noh
No.615448
>>615447
come on man
get your BURG on
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>>615443
2 cups brown rice, fish fillet, a light brown sauce, maybe hash browns on the side.
>>615444
>>615444
The detectors are not yet sensitive enough to identify sub-solar mass object events, I believe, in which case they should still be able to identify your mother.
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>>615450
the joke is that you're heavier than a blackhole rev...
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>>615446
hmmm maybe but it'd have to be hawaiian to mask the taste of the cheese
>>615448
fam mcdonalds burgs ain't even 1/8th good
>>615449
i'm not a mouse, it wouldn't work B)))
>>615450
this sounds the best but i'm not in a cooking mood tonight
maybe i'll go get smoothie king
No.615455
>>615450
>no veg
no wonder you're so rotund
No.615456
>>615452
has Jeb! released the secret recipe yet?
No.615457
ok but what about ted cruz
No.615458
>>615455
>potatoes aren't vegetables
What¿ when did that happen¿
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>>615441
Oh are gravitons real
No.615461
>>615458
potatoes are tubers and just empty calories to boot
half your plate should be veg or salad or the like
No.615462
jeb attending guacaholics anonymous
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>>615454
that's why we're using rat poison
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No.615466
does the secret recipe have jeb's cum in it
No.615467
>>615464
did you eat dinner yet? it sounds like you had something... spicy B)))
>>615459
i'm not a rat either!
i don't even like cheese
No.615468
>>615467
whoops i mixed those two post numbers up
No.615469
what's happening with scratch and vriska in that one banner
No.615470
i demand this primary be decided not by delegate count, but a guac-off!
No.615471
>>615468
what color are your panties
No.615472
>>615469
you get one guess, genius
No.615473
Man is being a sexhaver good
No.615474
>>615471
i am the ultimate lifeform: i've evolved past the need to wear clothes
i am.... perfect loopy >B)
No.615475
Man is being a onahole owner good
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>>615474
evolve further and stop breathing
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No.615480
what if hussie evolved past the need to update his comic
No.615481
buying advance wars 2 for 8$ was one of the best purchases i've made on eshop
i mean smUsh dlc is cool but i don't think i play it ejough to warrant the 20$ i spent
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>>615481
I bought Fast Racing Neo instead
Just emulate AW2...
No.615485
>>615477
>>615478
>>615479
back off, loopy is my friend
she slots in nicely next to bestie ben
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>>615485
who is this autist
No.615490
ive been having to manually refresh the thread constantly recently
why did the site rebreak
No.615491
>>615485
fucking kill yourself
>>615484
the one time i tried it was weird and glitchy
much better with a controller anyway
No.615492
>>615490
probably only for mod view, works fine for me
No.615493
>>615477
>>615478
>>615479
you can't stop me
i am the loopy of all saiyans, none can match my strength
>>615485
*tosses you a health bean*
No.615494
>>615493
jump off a skyscraper
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No.615496
wesleys palpable, palbable desperation
No.615497
if ben was my best friend id call him my benst friend
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>>615499
what's wrong with this peri's face
No.615501
i wish grant was my brother
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No.615505
motherfuckin tuna sub with a ton of onions
the best
No.615507
>>615505
all memes aside, fuck off with your vapid food blogging. diediedie!
No.615508
she has no style
she has no grace
this
gem
has a >>615503
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No.615511
*raises leg*
*rips out the loudest fart in existence*
*sits back down*
No.615512
I can't wait for President Trump to make Homestuck great again
No.615513
my gf ate all my fuckin rice...........
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>tfw no autistic catgirl gf
No.615516
the rice eater must be dealt with
No.615517
oh no my on-again-off-again crackhead acquaintance keeps trying to invite me places and wants to hang out and stuff
why would i wanna hang out with that guy
one week he's like "NAH MAN I DON'T EVEN DRINK, I'M DONE WITH THAT LIFE"
and then the next he's like "HEY MAN I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU KNOW WHERE ____ IS, I HEARD HE HAS SOME METH HOOKUPS"
No.615518
the only thing that will never change on my woomy is
G O D B R U S U
O
D
B
R
U
S
H
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No.615521
HIS NAME WAS JAMES DAMBRO
HIS NAME WAS JAMES DAMBRO
HIS NAME WAS JAMES DAMBRO
No.615522
>>615513
when you're both laying in bed tonight and she's falling asleep
as soon as the breathing starts getting heavier and her face relaxes into a sleep face
whisper quietly into her ear "how dare you fucking eat my rice you fat lard slunt" and then roll over real quick
and when she stirs and mumbles "huh". then you snore loudly and pretend to be asleep
No.615523
No.615524
tuna is the most disgusting thing on the planet
it is cat food at best
No.615525
>>615523
i didn't eat the rice
No.615526
why does almost everyone hate loopy
No.615527
No.615528
why does almost everyone hate hussie
No.615529
>>615526
its just an angrily lil wes
No.615530
>>615522
the repercussions if she caught me would be too dire
No.615531
>>615528
he's a faggot with an ass full of tumblr
>>615526
he's a faggot with an ass full of tumblr
No.615532
>>615526
i've noticed a lot of the comments are almost the same, i think it's like 1 or 2 people samefagging
i don't mind them though, they're cool
>>615527
no you guys are all the best
i'm second best
No.615533
hey wait a minute
me hungy.......
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>>615534
poopydot = loopydot?
No.615537
>>615511
Captain who?
>>615514
I do
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>>615531
>implying implying implying
also i only first made a tumblr yesterday fella
>>615534
>>615536
omg you guys
i have been waiting for somebody to make this joke for WEEKS!!!
i actually lost hope that it would happen
No.615539
i dunno who this loopy fella even is
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No.615545
i will take godbrush to s rank
fuck all these niggers
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>>615541
>>615540
>>615544
whoah
>>615539
it's okay, i'm kinda new
i drawfag sometimes but i'm kinda poo at it
No.615548
No.615549
fuck tower control though
it's like if tf2 forced you to play payload
No.615550
>>615547
lemme see some of your work
get my evaluation on and such
No.615551
>>615548
Jizz in the vriska
No.615552
>>615546
i will rip out your spine and fuck you to death with it
No.615553
>>615550
here's his best pic
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>>615526
he sounds like he spends all day around teenage girls and is a fag enabler >>615553
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>>615554
gee anon you sure sound a little SPICY
No.615556
poopydot is the spicy shit burning my butthole
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>>615553
something seems just a tiny bit off
but it's cute
and i love a good peri
No.615560
shit i havent drawn in weeks
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>>615562
actually i changed my mind, draw regular peridot
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>>615550
these are some of my not as terrible ones
i should actually be practicing right now lol
>>615553
oh i actually lost this one! thanks for posting it
>>615554
>he
/B^))))
>>615555
:D
No.615565
>>615563
on tablet atm
i'll consider doing it at home but you'll have to wait like..... a year for me to come back down here and upload it
>>615564
wait you drew waluigi joey?
fuck, nevermind, you're p cool
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>>615565
well if insani, wesley and cletus think loopy's alright...
No.615569
>>615568
don't forget meeeeeeeee~
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>>615564
>joey luigi
>mayan maryam
>undyne
super cute
though you should take a refresher on the anatomy of the vagina, just fyi
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>>615571
it's joey WALUIGI ZYOU FUCKING RETARDED MONGREL BASTARD
luigi is a beta bitch
waluigi is PROM QUEEN
and i'm only being half ironic
>>615568
>insani
who even calls me that anymore tbh
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>>615574
yikes buddy, alright, calm your tits
luigi is my friend, man, don't be so harsh
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>>615577
>waluigi is my friend
hold it, captain! he's not THAT beta
No.615580
>>615579
>waluigi
fuck i ruined it
No.615581
alright i'm going home
bye hsg
here's your daily selfie
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>>615565
thanks fam
>>615566
give me about 60 years
but just a heads up, i plan on uploading my brain into a futuristic tamagotchi keychain once it's possible so you may have to hunt me down
>>615571
there's a lot of anatomy i gotta work on lol
>>615575
i'm a sentient ai sent from the future to destroy hsg, remember? ai's don't have genders
i thought we went over this
No.615584
>>615583
your awful posts don't need to be this big
No.615585
>>615583
>i'm a sentient ai sent from the future to destroy hsg, remember?
i thought that was rev
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>>615584
can't leave out anyone!! x3
No.615588
how are they still making fucking super hero movies
i want this trend to die already
i feel like at any given time now there is at least one comic book movie in theaters
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>>615584
i'm kinda slow to type so when people start responding, i gotta just add it to what i'm already typing
i keep the name on so you can filter me if you want
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>>615584
the new vfan perhaps?
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>>615588
phase three hasn't even started yet
we've got years and years yet
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No.615600
time to get a burgy wurgy!
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>>615592
like i said
60 years, and then you have to hunt down my tamagotchi phylactery
No.615603
shitposting is what makes hsg great
however, shitty posting is not shitposting and should be punishable
No.615604
>>615601
shut the fuck up forever
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No.615606
i got my computer back from the shop and it's worse off then it was when it went in
and im out 111 bucks
why do i even bother
No.615607
>>615591
delete this
>>615602
delete this
>>615605
repost this
No.615609
>>615604
*shuts the fuck up for a short period of time*
No.615610
>>615607
delete this
>>615608
repost this
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>>615617
why is this happening
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>>615617
looks like she's got a peridot brewing...
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>>615554
>fag enabler
How does that work? Does he have a gay remote, or a fabulous wand, or what?
No.615625
would you rather being employed harvesting memes for bernie, or j-list
No.615626
>>615625
rather be getting memes for bernie than hillary, hillary has no concept of memes at all
No.615628
deep inside (destroy them all mix)
No.615629
hillary dabbin is the single worst thing i ever watched
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>>615627
that was a dumb xfile epi
No.615632
>>615630
Basically, Hillary tàlking. Ever.
No.615633
I'm going to 69 with egghead
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No.615635
this is one meme i've never understood
why are there like six trillion remixes of this specific dog barking
No.615637
my dumbass friend thinks steve buscemi looks like aaron paul.
as in, he could replace aaron paul in the same way that tom selleck could replace bryan cranston.
he is a dumb.
No.615638
aw maaaaan there was a bunch of stuff i wanted to do tonight
but instead i spent all my time looking at pingus and now i'm sleepy as h*ck and it's only 9pm
>>615637
lol tell him he's a dweeb
No.615639
>>615638
just do what i do and get strung out on coffee
No.615641
>>615639
hmmmm this is a good idea
No.615642
>>615638
eeeeeey, loopo, we're in the same timezone
No.615643
>>615634
put some socksies on
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>>615642
eyyyyyyyyyyy B)
>>615640
whoa heck
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>>615648
why is hussie in vegas
is
is he gambling the remains of the kickstarter money in order to win stuff back?
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No.615653
hussie looks more like a gay uncle every time i see him
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>>615650
that picture is off c1q's twitter from last month
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tfw hussie is actually an unironic furry
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No.615660
plot twist: andrew spent all the hiveswap money on fursuits
No.615661
double plot twist: hussie spent all the money on his production of john frankenheimer's the island of dr. moreau (the one with marlon brando)
No.615662
every time i disassemble my mosin bolt, i'm worried that i'm not doing it right and it'll screw it up
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>>615662
how complicated can a bolt be? you just have to take out the firing pin for cleaning, right?
it's a russian gun, so I assume you're using corrosive ammo
No.615665
>tfw went to a normie shitty Italian wedding where they served shitty chicken parm and pasta and actually had fun
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>>615665
sounds like a buttload of niggery to me
No.615667
Clive Barker is a hack and Nightbreed is a shit movie
What the fuck do people see in that film
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No.615670
are there any online proxies that work
i need them for a stupid website that does dumb things
No.615671
>>615664
I've actually hardly fired it at all, and everything i've fired has been new production.
shit's expensive when it's new production. 7.62x54 is anyway.
i was just doing it for fun, getting used to the feel of the gun.
if it were up to me, i'd shoot the cheaper surplus stuff and clean her every night.
cheap ammo means more bangbang, plus i actually like disassembling and cleaning her, from what little i've done.
that's the purpose. practicing and getting used to how she works
>inb4 'she'
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>>615671
whats her name anon
No.615673
i want to be a necromancer and bring skeleton dogs back from the dead so i can laugh at them as they try to play with their own bones
No.615674
>>615673
i want to break your bones
No.615675
>>615673
i wanna hug your bones
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>>615671
post gun
what kinda mosin did you get
No.615677
>>615676
Izhevsk M91 master race
No.615678
none of the free proxies worked but i am not dissuaded
i WILL get this website's secrets no matter how hard it tries to keep me out
No.615679
was hussie in vegas, and i missed him
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>>615677
>not a finnish mosin
dude....
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>>615675
>>615674
when i'm an undead skellie, i'll bind all of our souls to some bones and we can all hang out in the un-afterlife
No.615684
>>615672
katya
or better yet
катя
>>615676
m44
the last guy who had her made this cool leather sling
No.615685
>>615684
is it true that M44s are more accurate with the bayonet extended?
i've been told that, but I've never had it confirmed either way
No.615686
>>615684
oh she's beautiful
No.615687
>>615684
nevermind
M44s are an acceptable alternative to finn mosins
she's beautiful
No.615688
>>615685
Not sure. i've never had a chance to test properly.
No.615689
youre all going to die virgins
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>>615689
who needs women when you have beautiful guns
No.615691
>>615688
yeah something about the gun's weight/balance being thrown off or some such because all the testing/planning was done assuming the bayonet would be fixed at all times
but it could just be anti-commie propaganda
>>615689
but i thought hsg was comprised of degenerate gay buttsluts
No.615692
>>615689
i am not a virgin
you are wrong
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No.615694
>2016
>i still don't own a gun
this is fucking bullshit
No.615695
>>615693
i have skewered many a puss monster, my friend
No.615696
>>615692
you can lie to us wesley, but you can't lie to yourself
No.615697
>>615696
who the fuck is wesley
No.615698
>>615689
is that really the worst thing to worry about in life?
No.615699
how many of you are ACTUALLY virgins
No.615700
No.615701
just fuck hookers geez
its not thaaaaaaaat hard!!!!!!!!
No.615702
>>615694
do you live in a shit state/country or with uber-liberal parents?
No.615703
what kind of parents won't buy their autistic son a gun wtf
No.615704
I can't be trusted with a sidearm.
No.615705
>2016
no i just don't have a job or a driver's license
I'm still working on that
No.615706
>>615701
just be attractive and funny!!!
nooooot that hard! if you and I can do it, bro...
No.615707
>>615705
how exactly is that working?
college or mooching off a roommate?
No.615708
No.615709
we also can't pay for driver's ed
so that's a problem tbh
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File: 1455253241877.png (350.28 KB, 994x1133, 994:1133, tumblr_nxd2tgmxuk1ryhuh6o1….png)
let's talk about sans bay-bee
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>>615715
let's talk about you and me
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>>615717
let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things
that may be
No.615723
No.615724
Let's talk about black mouths on a white glans
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No.615735
we're underneath a thousand shining stars
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>>615738
i cannot be cucked by a fictional character
No.615740
>>615739
what an absolute cuckish thing to say
No.615741
oh yeah i forgot to blog update
idid the thing
i figured it out real good
better than i thought
No.615742
>>615740
stop using words so goddamned incorrectly
No.615743
>>615742
this guy... what a catastrophe of cuckoldian proportions!
No.615745
you're lucky i can't find that picture with all the kids drawn white and the big CAUCASIAN thing
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>>615746
whats with the stupid fluffy clown hair
No.615749
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No.615751
>>615748
john is a stupid fluffy clown
No.615752
every now and then I come across things that remind me of you guys
No.615753
>>615749
i get the distinct feeling that this is actually cletus posting all this shit
No.615754
>>615749
mmmhhhh
brb in 5 min, guys
No.615755
>>615751
john fucking hates clowns
No.615756
>>615755
coincidentally
he also hates himself
>>615753
who the fuck is cletus
No.615757
>>615753
its wonk
and i don't even care that hes back, thats how fucking bad hsg is now, wonk is nothing compared to the retarded fucks running around now
No.615758
No.615759
moody...
moody had a hard life
No.615760
remember when people thought I WAS wonk?
hehehehhe
silly times
:o)
No.615761
hsg better be officially killed when homestuck ends please don't let this miserable place exist any longer than it has to
No.615762
the main reason i moved from that blog is for other people’s sake. but it’s also at the point where i have kind of built up enough self-esteem to do things for myself and not for others, but the product of that is i end up doing nothing but self-indulgent things. i really didn’t comprehend for a while just how much i can harm others if i’m not careful and how much shit doesn’t matter if it’s not positive.
so now i kind of want to create the best version of myself and only present that to other people, and with this i will be doing better for myself because it is a sincere improvement, and is not bringing baggage from past things or rooted in any sort of issues.
i no longer connect with the things i said on that blog, i never really was putting my thoughts together correctly and there was a lot of mental illness filtered into it. this makes it hard for people to understand me, and that is doing a disservice to myself and the person i want to be. though i may have had all the best intentions inside, not communicating that is an equal failure.
the way i now see it i never really was a good person, all the loneliness i felt never really mattered because it was not processed and contained in the proper way. i want to properly communicate my thoughts and create a presence that is safe for everybody.
i chose the name ‘townghost’ because it meant something to me at the time that i no longer feel or want to be, but it will always be a period of my life and a reminder of my past mistakes so i’m not deleting it or locking it
maybe they stopped being crazy
No.615763
>>615761
what about le hiveswap...
No.615764
>>615760
that would just be toooo crazy to be true, brother
No.615765
>>615762
he stopped using HSG and tumblr
that's a huge step foward imo
No.615766
No.615767
>>615762
>so now i kind of want to create the best version of myself and only present that to other people
>all the loneliness i felt never really mattered because it was not processed and contained in the proper way
>a presence that is safe for everybody
this seems healthy
healthy like a trainwreck
No.615768
>>615762
ehehehehheeh
>>615764
MMFWCL :o)
No.615769
>>615761
>please don't let this miserable place exist any longer than it has to
we would have died years ago if Homestuck was keeping us alive
No.615770
>>615761
i think i said it before but
you cant just lock the place up and expect it to die
you have to give it a slow bleed out
No.615771
>>615765
he still uses twitter though
No.615772
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>>615768
much love, bro
>>615765
that's doin better than any of else, lbr
No.615773
remember when moody wasn't a crazy person and was just a nice anon
No.615774
>>615773
remember when moody was gender spam anon
No.615775
>>615773
I don't think Moody was ever sane
he literally found his "medication" on the floor and spent most of his time ranting at any and everyone because of his paranoia
No.615776
>>615773
hormone treatment makes fuckers lose their shit with paranoia and insecurity
without fail
No.615777
>>615770
so there's no putting it out of it's misery
hsg must suffer a slow painful death for all of it's sins
No.615778
>>615777
holy trips confirms
No.615779
>>615775
>I don't think Moody was ever sane
he was, once.............
No.615780
No.615781
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why we gotta waste our time all up on someone who aint even 'round no more
No.615782
>>615775
>he literally found his "medication" on the floor
wat
No.615783
No.615784
>>615782
he found antidepressants and began taking them without any medical consultation or anything
he would then freak out about how he needed more and it wasn't working...because that shit needs to be in your system for like 3-4 weeks before it even does anything for you
No.615785
No.615786
>>615781
i know you're salty he saved shitto from you dude, but it's time to get over it
No.615787
>>615784
holy SHIT that is so fucked up
he really has no understanding of how anything works wrt mental health does he
poor guy
No.615788
>>615777
no, our repentance for our sins should be that we must live on forever
No.615789
i wanna see if he's any more mentally stable on his twitter
No.615790
>>615786
>saved shitto
whatever. there's no saltiness man
No.615791
>>615788
like statler and waldorf, forced to attend something we hate forever
No.615792
>>615790
he literally whisked shitto right out of your clutches at the last minute and it drives you crazy lmao
No.615793
we tried so hard... and got so far.... but in the end... it didn't even matter
No.615795
>>615791
i want to still be posting on hsg when i'm an old man
No.615797