No.617281
my cock is large and in charge
No.617283
No.617286
>tfw literally diamonds droog
No.617287
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>>617283
I need to contact sako, for his gun advice
No.617290
>>617289
just ask me, i'm the other /k/rossie
No.617291
stopping force to subdue a charging nigger?
No.617292
*ru8s her 8ussy on your 8enis*
No.617293
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>>617290
sorry anon but you're not on my board of trustees
No.617295
my brother bought a gun recently
makes me more scared for his safety than if he was without one tbh
No.617296
>>617295
let me guess your father left you
No.617297
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No.617299
just feels like the chances of his dumb ass accidentally discharging it is a lot higher than him getting killed by a robber or some shit
No.617300
>>617299
statistically, this is true
recent data shows 259 "justifiable homicides" in the same year as 548 fatal unintentional shootings
No.617301
>>617300
shut up faggot nobody asked you
No.617302
i like soviet guns, which one should i get?
* Kalashnikov AK-47
* Katyusha BM-13
* Ukrainian T-80UD
* R-7 Semyorka
No.617303
>>617302
Mosin-Nagant M91/30 or M44
No.617304
>>617302
whateverss the most dangerous, failure prone one
No.617305
>>617302
second is a truck, third is a tank, and fourth is a rocket.
No.617306
>>617302
who cares
just make sure you get a cool round of roulette in to mark your new arms
No.617307
No.617308
so the inventor of the AK47 revived both a Hero of Socialist Labor and a Order of St Andrews?
How does that work?
No.617309
i want one of those rad congo blowgun things with the poison darts are those legal
imagine
a robber breaks in and i pepper him with a few of my darts
and then i tell him the only way he'll get the antidote is if he'll start stealing for ME instead
and i slowly amass an epic army of robbers, becoming baron king. fuck yes.....
No.617310
>>617308
he received the first one and then later he received the second one
No.617311
>>617309
yeah why don't you put on a loincloth and chuck a spear at him while you're at it
>>617310
second one should remove the first one
No.617312
>>617305
uh excuse you
the second is a truck mounted missile launcher and the fourth is an icbm, thank you very much
they're all guns as far as i'm concerned
>>617304
i think i'm dangerous and failure prone enough
>>617307
>chinese
but what about a ussr sks? ussr is a cooler name than china
No.617313
>>617312
dunno, just figured it'd be easier to locate a slant-eyed commie rifle than a russian commie rifle these days
No.617314
>>617311
>second one should remove the first one
are you spicy that one of the most famous guns in the world is a socialist invention?
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>>617313
hmmmm that makes sense
No.617317
we should ask jon to call wonk's grandpa again
No.617318
>>617317
jon... save us...
No.617319
>you can't disable voice chat without signing into uplay
what the fuck
who made these decisions?
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>>617317
doesn't he have enough to deal with, having wonk as a grandson, without having some random dude from the internet bothering him
No.617322
>>617321
forgot your flag, dipshit
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>>617319
>company adds inconvenience features to their games that you have to connect to their ad/tracking network to turn off
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No.617325
who /prettymuchdoesn'tdoanythingthatrequiresthemtomakeanaccount/ here
No.617326
Are SKSs even worth getting anymore
i mean unless you really want one
even mosins
neither are really the cheap first gun they used to be, mosins are $200+ and an sks can cost $400+ now
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>>617319
the best part is that apparently voice chat happens whether or not you're in a crew, so apparently everyone in my session of the crew has heard me singing fall out boy to my cat
FUCK
No.617329
>>617328
>leaving mic plugged in/enabled in windows devices when not in use
do u even paranoia, fampai
No.617330
>>617325
*high fives*
B)))
No.617331
>>617322
>>617324
meh
you knew it was gonna be me anyway
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>>617321
this is the most pathetic samefagging in hsg since pom stopped posting
No.617335
I don't even like double action revolvers but the python gets me going
No.617336
>>617329
i bought it for my ps4 and i just leave the mic in because why would you automatically turn on voice chat in a video game
No.617338
>>617332
*uses high potion*
No.617339
>>617328
rough
the original xbox had issues where the mic would stay on in some early games even if you disabled it
this was back in 2002 so i was like 8 or 9, and i was explaining how mechassault worked to my dad and several people started going "who the fuck let a kid on here" and "shut up you little faggot" and i kept talking because i thought they couldn't hear me and must be talking about somebody else
so i sat there being roasted for like five minutes in front of my increasingly uncomfortable dad who realized what was happening long before i did
No.617341
i made
some muthafuckin
hot cocoa
bitches
No.617342
>>617340
where are the birds
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its healthy to poo at least once a day
No.617348
fuck off, i'm drinking hot cocoa here
No.617349
>>617314
he was Russian Orthodox, now what bitch?
No.617350
>scalia died
fuck
now there's a slot that's probably gonna be filled by someone horrible like elizabeth warren
you just know obabo is gonna do all he can to undermine trump's presidency
No.617351
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>>617345
>>617346
>>617347
hide clod posts
report clod posters
sage clod threads
No.617352
>>617333
it was pretty pathetic, i'll be real
next time i'll get away with it though
No.617353
>>617350
scalia was already horrible
No.617354
>>617350
more like hes going to be pushed into appointing someone with an obvious agenda because hes a picklewhipped bitch
No.617355
>>617350
I've already explained this, yes it's horrible that someone as based as Scalia is gone, but the good news is obummer can't fill the slot with a tumblrina until the senate oks it first, and they're run by republicans.
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>>617353
>one of the last justices who cared about constitutionality
>horrible
kill yourself
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>>617355
you just know that the democraps are gonna cry about another "government shutdown" though
>>617356
supreme court justice
opposed gay marriage
No.617360
hide scatman posts
report scatman posts
sage scatman threads
No.617361
>>617359
>opposed gay marriage
automatically awful
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No.617363
i really don't even give that much of a shit about politics or social issues, i just want to live in a world where i can own beautiful guns, fire beautiful guns, and fire them frequently.
hell, i could overlook almost any shitty social decisions as long as i can get short barrels, full autos, and suppressors without jumping through a million hoops.
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No.617366
i just want a nice house out in the country
with a weedfarm and an armory and a bajillion movies
and lots of room to get drunk and shoot cans off of stumps
that's really all i want in life
No.617367
i dont care about anything but my hobbies. im not autistic.
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>>617366
also same
except the getting drunk and weedfarm part
No.617369
I just want all niggers and gays dead
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>>617373
fuck you kill yourself
No.617375
>>617374
you kill yourself, nigger faggot
No.617376
>>617375
you kill yourself you fucking shithead
No.617378
*crys n clings 2 her guns*
No.617379
>>617377
your posting theme
No.617380
*Giggles and makes plans to get gay married to Kanayagrub*
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>>617380
>>617381
for the first time ever i laughed at one of these dumb baby posts
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No.617386
>wonk and kanayaposting return in the same day
hmm
No.617387
File: 1455415978659.png (154.12 KB, 436x427, 436:427, 0dfa54b68c35c7fc00970f02f9….png)
don't you faggots shit on kanayaposting
kanayaposting is tradition
and a good tradition at that
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>>617387
nah it sucked, also you suck
No.617390
bring back kanayaposting
up neppersposting and joeyposting
make hsg great again
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>>617388
deep
four letters
you know what else has four letters?
wonk
No.617393
>>617386
considering how kanaya treated gamzee...
should i be worried
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>>617392
y'know xlr
ive always wondered
are you wonk?
No.617396
my faveoite art trend is adorable fat round gamzees
No.617398
>>617395
No
grant or another mod can back me up on that.
No.617400
>>617397
ew no, no pictures of spongelord please
more like this
this is such a good gamzee
No.617401
No.617403
EAT THE SHIT FRESH OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
No.617405
i'm more afraid of lola than claire
No.617408
Buy Kanaya A Double Cheeseburger At Mcdonalds
No.617409
Do Kanayas Laundry
And Seperate The Whites
No.617410
those apples and pizza hit my colon at mach speeds
No.617412
>>617405
how the hell can you possibly tell the difference?
how the hell can the parents possibly tell the difference?
they are literally just useless globs of skin
No.617413
Kanaya Will Force Her Own Meme Now
No.617414
We Are Going On A Clown Hunt
We Are Going To Catch A Fat One
No.617416
Check Your E-Mails
The McRib Is Back
No.617417
what if lola and claire are parasitic aliens sent from another planet to kill all life on earth
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>>617412
lola is smaller and more bony, also with a big birthmark on the bottom of her face. additionally, she often has her fists raised pugilistically, as if to defend herself
claire is identifiable by her more serene and calm expression, like that of a grazing cow. she is larger, and perhaps that is why she feel no need to strike a threatening pose, and instead sits relaxed with a complacent, almost happy visage
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>>617412
lola left
claire right
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No.617426
why do we know their names
No.617427
Check your e-mails
THE JOEY
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No.617429
would you raise both of the goofballs for ten grand
No.617430
>>617428
???
why does HE know their names?
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>>617430
the parents overshare
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>>617422
>>617424
how autistic do you have to be to memorize minute identifying details of lifeless vegetables?
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>>617430
why do we have so many pictures of them?
take a guess
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>>617435
>>617432
>>617431
this is pretty creepy tbqh
why is sponge posting pictures of kids online
No.617437
>>617436
two words
its fucking epic
No.617438
>>617436
aren't you an actual pedophile
No.617439
>>617438
THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT TRIPCODE YOU CROSSIE PIECE OF SHIT
No.617440
>>617438
yeah
which is why he cannot fathom those kids being a point of discussion outside of that
he's basically stumped as to why we're talking about unsexy kids, it just doesn't compute in his pedobrain
No.617441
>>617438
no, i'm not
and if i'm the only one here who thinks it's weird that he's posting pictures of children, that says more about y'all than me
>>617439
why would i use a tripcode everyone knows the password to?
No.617442
>>617441
Yes, you are a pedophile
No.617444
>>617441
it was weird at first but you get use to it
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>>617436
>>617441
making fun of the mentally disabled is funny
>y'all
nevermind go kill yourself eri
No.617446
>>617445
no, eri's a different poster
i don't think they post here anymore
No.617447
>>617439
he had more than one trip jackass
No.617448
>>617442
no, i'm not. every person who's ever accused me of being one has had no idea what pedophilia actually is, and i doubt you do either
>>617444
>>617445
still pretty morally iffy that's all
worse than cousinfucker posting his cousin's crotch that's for sure
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>>617436
the mom has a blog and the gremlins aren't even people they're akin to human shaped fish
No.617453
>>617448
>worse than cousinfucker posting his cousin's crotch that's for sure
are you for real
No.617454
>>617448
now you're defending cletus?
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No.617456
this just in, posting pictures of babies taken from their parents' blog is worse than posting a picture of some girl's crotch without her knowledge
No.617457
why are sun chips so good
No.617458
>>617454
maybe theyve erped
No.617459
>>617454
>>617453
>posting pictures of children online in order to make fun of them
yeah, it's pretty bad
i'm not saying what cousinfucker did was okay, far from it, but i do remember some sort of outrage about it
>>617456
i didn't know they were from a blog, i had no idea how he had gotten the pictures, i just assumed the worst
No.617460
i want cletus to post pictures of his cousin's 270 degree pussy again
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>>617459
did you seriously think he broke into their home to take pictures of them
oh my god
No.617464
>>617463
no, i just thought he knew them or something, that's what it sounded like when someone said "their parents overshare"
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>>617463
"what would I have done"
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>>617465
tokyo.mp3
w/e the fuck that is
No.617469
>>617468
listen to it and report back soldier
No.617470
>>617466
is that his mom or his sister
I don't even remember anymore
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>>617466
that's ben right? i mean the face shooped onto the mom
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>>617443
thanks, now i'm going to spam sponge with wolfjob
No.617475
team cute moms is recruiting!
the only requirement is that you like cute moms, or are a cute mom
please send applications to cute.moms@gmail.com
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No.617481
Interest in team cute moms is sky high!
we ask that if you are a cute mom admirer, that you please wait to apply, as we have more of these applications than we know to do with!
cute moms can still apply!
No.617482
>>617469
some twangy ambient shit
im pissed at how cyclical it is already
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>>617483
actually, it's le me
No.617485
please tell me sponge has his IM set to public so i'm not just spamming wolfjob at nothing
No.617486
No.617487
what should i order on this pizz
No.617488
>>617487
peps onion and sausage
then we can be pizz buds
No.617489
>>617487
pepperoni and onion
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>>617487
a le sardine and a jabañerô
No.617492
>>617487
extra cheese and/or ham
No.617493
>>617487
ham and pineapple
dank
as
hell
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>>617493
why ruin a perfectly good pizz with that ham?
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No.617501
WOOOH DAMN MAN LOOK AT THAT, LOOK
No.617502
>>617501
wwhat am i lookin at here
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>>617504
don't associate my waifu with the wonk
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No.617509
>soundly beat someone
>they d/c right before the killing blow instead of forfeiting
>this shitty game is still counting down on my game clock because i was in the middle of an action when he left
>i'm going to lose to time
gay gay gay GAY GA Y GAYYAY
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>>617387
I talked with the original kanayaposter the other day
they're still alive
No.617514
>>617509
so take your turn
No.617515
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No.617516
so who knows how to get in touch with jon
No.617517
>wonk back
Okay we've crossed the line from amusing low quality mental junk food that's so bad it's good, to pure fucking putrid garbage that's so bad it's bad
No.617518
>>617512
link them to this place
No.617519
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File: 1455421319369.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.33 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Image1948298433.jpg)
>>617349
whoops i didn't realize you replied
anyways they say milk is best for curing spicyness
ive got a can of evaporated milk if ya need it
No.617522
>>617514
it wouldn't let me
my actions were halted while the other player was d/c'd
i was able to fuck around with the interface in an unintended way to shift priority back to my opponent though, restating his countdown instead of mine. and then a few seconds later he quit the match, which makes me think he was spectating and just waiting for me to lose. fucking gayfer.....
No.617523
>>617520
Drink a nice tall glass of bleach pedo defender
No.617524
the more weird broken people we put in this strange echochamber we call home, the better
i like a full house
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>>617517
>actually believing it's him
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>>617526
i dunno, they said y'all...
No.617529
op op op op
oppan give me cute girlfriend style
No.617530
>>617527
the chubby gamzees also point to his validity
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>>617526
Who the le fucky would want to impersonate wonk
Either way it's just as annoying
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wait a minute why is there a nigger in my general!?
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>>617538
because you're here
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>>617540
does this make che worse than hitler
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No.617546
can you tell who posted what?
cousinfucker OR adolf hitler
No.617548
>>617544
everyone is worse than hitler
No.617549
only jesus, and hitler, were without sin
No.617550
Hitler did a lot wrong, like doing all those drugs and micromanaging his generals and killing Rommel, but he was still fairly based
No.617551
>>617550
hitler should have killed you
No.617552
"i love hitler!"
-t. a nigger who hitler would've killed
No.617553
>>617550
what is wrong with killing traitors
No.617554
>>617551
>>617552
Yeah Hitler didn't think Italians were white that's why he allied with them
No.617555
>>617554
that's good news for italians, but unfortunately not for niggers like yourself
No.617556
>>617554
you do realize he was just going to ditch you all in a giant greasefire dont you
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>>617557
which means hitler would have gassed him
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>>617557
mixed like a double chocolate swirl maybe
No.617560
>>617557
this
his family is probably like hellstiders
No.617561
>>617560
what if he's hellstrider's brother
No.617562
>>617557
i'm mixed and he has a bigger nose...
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No.617564
So I went to the dentist for "fillings" according to my appointment card, and instead, I had a tooth pulled.
Also, this is the only mouthpics sponge is getting from me.
No.617565
>>617553
Yeah to be fair I'd probably have my assassins killed but the reason they did it was because he was constantly clashing with major generals. He followed and tried to direct the Battle of Stalingrad with a street map from Berlin
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No.617568
>actually believing Hitler genocided anyone
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>>617566
>>617567
What the fuck did you think it was going to be? A cute negrobooty gf?
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>>617564
dude gross, i hardly brush my teeth twice a week and mine aren't that bad
what the fuck do you eat???
No.617572
>kanayaposting
>wonk back
>failed samefagging
>a tripfag posting pictures of his removed teeth
this is getting weird, my dudes
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>>617571
Three of my wisdom teeth keep crumbling, one is stronger than a fuckin' Hulk.
This was top right rear.
And I brush my goddamn teeth.
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>>617574
who is this negro gentleman
No.617578
>>617574
gay nigger is here
No.617579
>>617576
who else would it be, moody?
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homosuck is shit
enjoy your autism
No.617590
homosuck is for goofballs
enjoy your zika
No.617591
File: 1455423652971.png (359.96 KB, 830x527, 830:527, tumblr_o2gdz7sYZd1u4a54io1….png)
what kind of fucking loser would impersonate wonk
No.617592
holy shit dogs stop making noise
how do you even make noise like this what are you doing
No.617593
>>617592
it
and theyre doing it
doggy style
No.617594
>Supreme court judge died
>He was really fat
>Obama said he was "larger than life"
No.617596
>>617593
they're both girls and very different in size
No.617597
sigh
nothin better than polygems, amirite?
No.617598
life is wasted on humanity
No.617599
why is r34 not as good when you're not familiar with the material?
i mean yeah, it's still porn, but it's just not as satisfying
No.617600
youth
is wasted on the young
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>>617599
it's the same reason why a human would rather have intimate sex with someone they know rather than some hooker
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>>617609
HAS A SHITTY TASTE
No.617612
how do we stop the growing power of the vitard menace on homestuck general
No.617613
>>617612
i think he left
now we must counter the budding clout off the wiiuaboos
No.617614
>>617613
vitards don't "leave"
they mutate and survive in a different, equally retarded form
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>>617620
F IS FOR FUCK YOU GRANT
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a b c d e f g
h o m i joeyyy
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which of these is better?
No.617643
>WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH BOATS HERE
said by a character who lives and works as a public official on a resort island during the summer, during an annual regatta that he helps coordinate
Jaws II: Because Fuck It, We Made A Sequel
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No.617645
horror movies are my passion in life
in case no one was wondering
which they didn't
No.617646
you are the true lord of the dance
no matter what those idiots at work say
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No.617648
the stupid and frustrating thing about midnight crew cosplayers is less than half of them use the right fucking kind of hat
No.617649
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows
and never never never never never leave my house again
No.617650
i'm starting to think this really is wonk
No.617652
File: 1455428590600.jpg (657.73 KB, 1000x664, 125:83, tumblr_minvzoMA3O1qdcy3io2….jpg)
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
No.617653
>>617650
maybe that's just what wonk wants you to think
hmmm
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No.617656
gosh dang it
i napped earlier, i should not be tired already!
No.617657
I'm about 90% certain it is Wonk, as someone who knows his typing style and interests
No.617659
who exactly do we think is wonk? clounsex?
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>>617660
no
clounsex right?
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>>617661
i'm pretty sure it's you tbh fam
No.617665
>>617664
just admit it's you wonk
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No.617667
is wonk replying to himself again
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No.617669
what romantic things can i do with my waifu
No.617670
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
No.617671
>>617669
eat dinner with her
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No.617673
>>617669
see a play, be sure to buy a seat for her
No.617674
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
No.617676
>friend has a habit of getting obsessive about things when he first gets into them with no regard to what he can actually afford
>has lead to him going into a lot of debt over stupid shit and even stealing shit he wants from stores
>notice he's starting to take an interest in magic
>have long discussion with him to try to guide him into a responsible path of only buying singles to make the decks he wants to make
>two days later
>he's spent almost a grand on packs of cards
i tried
No.617677
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
No.617678
>>617676
hey, you tried
they don't call it cardboard crack for nothin
just encourage him to play casual and not to chase the cutting-edge of competitive tourney pro decks
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No.617680
>>617679
no, vfan is like wonk
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>>617686
WE WAS KANGS N SHIET
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No.617690
Homestuck General: Fuckin' Dad Edition
No.617691
"We taught philosophy and astrology [sic] and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it."
The man who said this gets hugs from Obama all the time. Oh and he owes 15 million in taxes but shut up racist.
No.617692
what're you doing right now hsg?
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>>617691
but the greeks were homos
No.617695
>>617694
so I guess that means astronomy and astrology are the same thing then?
No.617696
>>617691
>this is how smart homophobes are
lmao
No.617697
>>617695
no but they did both iirc
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No.617699
Good morning, my beautiful Valentines!
No.617700
>>617692
getting ready for bed
i'm tired as heck
No.617702
if all the trips and namefriends were in a horror movie
who'd die first
No.617703
>>617702
hopefully eszetts
No.617704
>>617702
cousinfucker because he's african-american
No.617705
>>617702
do we have a picture of xlr or do we just know he's black
if macrofag was still here than him, i think he was the blackest person we had that was a name/trip
No.617706
>>617702
probably sponge vaping in the woods
bsb would try to take charge and lead the group and he'd get slashed next
No.617707
>>617702
i'd be the villain
>B)
No.617708
>>617706
I'm not leading shit, you greek homos are on your own
No.617709
>>617703
>>617702
nah eszett escapes with her love interest
who is it though
No.617710
>>617709
>her
cletus volunteers to be the tranny's love interest because eszett got both his legs cut off
No.617711
>>617707
are you going to be so annoying people kill themselves
No.617712
No.617713
>>617701
oh anon! a gun!
what a beautiful gift!
No.617714
>>617712
tUMUt, i thought you were better than this
No.617715
>>617705
Webbly the Mituna avatarfag from the Virgin Islands was really dark black too, i think he was the niggest
No.617716
>>617714
I'm just tryna get my d s'd if ya know what I mean
:o\
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>>617714
why would you think that
No.617719
>>617712
just like cabin in the woods, where the girl and the stoner live
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>>617720
who's this chucklehead?
eszett?
an actual grill?
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No.617725
>>617723
my gf
jus' kiddin', some random I found on motherless live images
but she's my type of gril
maybe more piercings or tattoos, but yeah my type of gril
>>617719
heheheh yeah that'd be cool :o)
they both get killed at the end though, no one lives
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>>617725
>heheheh yeah that'd be cool :o)
fucking clown
and yeah, no one lives, that's the point, but you get to spend your last moments with her, knowing that you're responsible for the alpacalypse
what a rush that'd be
No.617728
>>617720
>freckles
good taste
she needs nipple piercings and tattoos, too
No.617729
>>617727
no i agree, they had a relatively nice last moment together
she was a fuggin qt, i thought
No.617731
>>617715
i apparently don't have a picture of macrofag in this folder, it's somewhere
i didn't know webbly was black
oh also waifu
No.617732
>>617730
nah man, i'm with anon on this one
freckled girls with an edgier fashion sense are total babes
No.617733
>>617732
dude, look up skinhead girls. it's not quite what it sounds like, some of them are pretty good-lookin'
No.617734
>>617732
your taste is always bad, no surprise
No.617735
>>617734
what do you expect from dollar store wonk
No.617736
>>617733
>it's not quite what it sounds like
no worries, I think skins are pretty fun and they party real hard
SHARP or Nat Soc, doesn't matter to me
No.617737
>>617736
well i meant more of what the girls' style is. people who don't know might think it was just girls with shaved heads
which is kinda hot in a way but that's a whole other topic
No.617738
>find a guy on motherless who's entire schtick is posting phimosis blowjobs
weeeeeird
No.617739
at least one thing we all have in common is atrocious taste in girls
No.617740
>>617738
so sponge has a motherless account
No.617741
she looks like nep kind of
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>>617742
gross as fuck shit that can happen to uncut dicks
google that monstrosity
also zwid has it, i'm p sure
No.617744
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>>617743
nah, i think that description just about does it for me
No.617746
>>617744
would be pretty good without the dyed hair
No.617747
it's true, i am the last person with good taste
No.617748
good taste is a burden, to be honest
No.617749
I would enjoy touching that girl's pussy lips like when you make fun of crazy people by going blblblblblblbllblblb
No.617750
HIllary,Dems and FDA have declared war of annihilation against VAPING.
That is 10 million Americans so threatened.
Enough to swing election.
No.617751
wwanna touch some boobies
wwanna touch some boobies reel bad
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No.617754
forgive how fedora-tier this sounds, but i really like classy nudes.
not like, pics taken for sending to someone, but like photoshoots and stuff
No.617755
goo night
dream of tiddies on freckled girls
No.617757
you know pizza is horrible calorie-wise, we're talkin like 300+ calories a slice here in most cases, pretty nuts
but it also keeps me full as fuck. i can eat 1200 calories worth of pizza and be full for like a full day and a half.
is correctly proportioned pizza the secret to getting that beach bod? survey says: pizz me up
No.617758
>>617757
just get a prescription for adderall instead of dealing with gay diet shit
No.617759
>>617757
eat apples, fatty
that will surely fill you up
No.617760
>>617758
whats adderall even do
No.617762
>>617760
makes you super focused or something
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No.617764
and so i die, having never grabbed a tit
No.617765
>>617760
its just heroin
you ever notice how heroin addicts are skeletal gollum-looking fuckers?
turns out its because they take lots and lots of heroin
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>>617767
>check "ANDREW'S STUFF"
>all links lead to abandoned accounts or to 404 pages
>the only thing still standing is Hussie's twitter
No.617770
>>617769
he deleted the archive of his old comics out of shame iirc
No.617771
>>617770
not long until he takes down mspa then
No.617772
>>617771
i genuinely wouldn't be surprised
No.617773
"improvements" to the more problematic aspects of the early acts of homestuck when
then again that's assuming hussie would put work into homestuck rather than do some more cavorting around vegas
No.617774
hussie looks like a koth character
No.617775
What's my gender? 😆😆😆😆😆 Did you just ask me what my gender was? Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLITERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before. 😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? Mmh? NOTHING, THATS WHAT 😔😔😔😔Since you're SOOOOOOO curious, I'll have you know I am a G E N D E R F L U I D!!!!!!!!!!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 I'm not gonna sit here and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways. Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E(cis scum) and F E M A L E!!!! I can swap between these genders as a I please😁😁😊😊😊😁😊😊😁😁😁 You're ignorance is literally OOZING out💩💩💩😂😂😒😒😒😒😠😠💩💩😔
No.617776
>>617775
i cant wait for this gender meme to die
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No.617780
around the outside
around the outside
No.617781
>>617778
bad robo-arm
>>617779
good robo-arm
No.617782
it is not polite to admire light yagami
No.617783
my neopet would NEVER support my house
No.617784
˙ ͜>˙ tolerate light yagami
No.617785
(thinking about my gender) release sweat
No.617786
when is the whole 'gender is a social construct' meme going to die?
No.617787
>all memes are wrong
jeez, kanye's really burning through his goodwill here.
No.617788
>>617786
when it stops being a social construct, so never
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No.617790
the pleasure of cumming inside
No.617791
just had a really good wank
No.617792
alright, time to grind for the elite 4 by depopulating unova of audinos
No.617793
i wanna marry Roxykittenanon!
No.617794
>>617793
only if we can have kids and dress them up with animal ears
No.617795
is is legal to surgically graft a tail on your baby?
No.617796
>>617795
no, but mengele did it anyway at colonia dignidad
No.617797
is it true jews have little rat tails hiding in their pants
No.617798
>>617794
only if i can dress you up with animal ears and a tail buttplug
No.617799
>>617798
dude
i might have some fucked up fetishes but that's just a bit too furry like
No.617800
it's time to get out of iraq, bush
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No.617802
>>617801
yes that's roxykitten's origin story
No.617803
>>617799
>>617799
>fucked up fetishes
like what
No.617804
>>617803
I thought everyone knew by now that I was also the damaraposter
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>>617802
>secret nazi experiment roxykitten
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>>617804
everyone except for..... crossies.............
No.617808
>tfw stuck in the retro zone
:(
No.617809
(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i prevent the president
No.617810
>>617799
that's not furry tbqh fam
No.617811
tfw you fuck up super hard and wanna blog about it on hsg but you cant because it will lead back to your irl
No.617812
>>617811
remove any identifying details
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>>617811
i know that feel famtasia B(
No.617814
>>617811
unless you're a celebrity or something it really won't
No.617815
>>617810
it is hella furry
No.617817
>you'll never yiff a qt hsg anon
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No.617819
>tfw browsing /y/ and /u/ for drawing inspiration but you get in the mood and you don't want to waste an hour of your sunday on that
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No.617822
why does scoob have bedroom eyes
No.617824
>>617822
he and shaggy want to double team you
No.617825
>>617823
haha that's epic :)
No.617826
No.617827
>you'll never grope a troll butt
No.617828
>>617826
Not like t)(ere's muc)( to grab! FLATTY FLATTY NO-BUTT! S--ERK--ET'S GOT NO BUTT! 38D
No.617829
>>617828
just the way meenah likes em
No.617830
members of the itty bitty troll titty committee:
No.617831
>>617830
all of them except fef
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No.617834
lock your doors!
hide your juice!
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>>617834
>2nd chin piercing
wew
No.617839
just wonk me up!
9:41 AM 45%
#trillshit #bizzle #tightbutthole #pic4mouthpic
No.617840
we've got wonk, now all we need is moody
No.617841
Consider this: a hot dude with green eyes
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>>617847
the line is "wonk me up inside", goddamn you are bad at duets
No.617850
>plugging in my tablet now forces my screen into a lower resolution, making the display all pixelated
amazing
i continue to astound myself by fucking up a fairly simple piece of technology
No.617851
>>617850
jesus anon, tablets are really not your thing
No.617852
>>617851
i just want to fucking draw
why does this obligate every deity in a hundred mile radius to drop their pants, assume the position, and unleash a torrent of shit directly onto my unsuspecting mortal efforts
No.617853
what if i
*filters image.jpg*
No.617854
what if i just hired somebody to come over here and deal with all this godawful shit for me
just got somebody who actually knows what they're doing to take this tablet away for an hour and bring it back working the way i want it to
No.617855
>>617854
call custom service?
No.617856
>tfw you're so handsome it triggers people
No.617857
I completely forgot about the drawing requests yesterday haha
No.617858
>>617848
>cletus unironically thinks he's attractive
Jesus christ you really are retarded
No.617859
>>617855
pretty sure the company is japanese and they don't actually have a customer support over here in britain
No.617860
>>617857
yes good thank you
No.617861
>>617858
wait, this guy >>617848 is cousinfucker?
yikes
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No.617863
>>617861
Yup
He's literally rev tier
No.617864
>>617858
I'm objectively conventionally attractive
Maybe I don't suit your tastes?
Or maybe you are perhaps..... le the jealous? 👀
No.617865
>>617862
there are lots of advantages to digital art over traditional
for example, it's vastly easier to work with colour
even though i never colour anything
layers and the undo button are super handy
and besides, seems like all the real artists these days do their work digitally
No.617866
>>617863
now that's going too far
he's certainly not attractive, but he's not rev-tier
No.617867
LE me on this the Le mouthpic day
lé epic! simply ! lol
No.617868
>>617865
It's tumblr. Paper and pencil and ink are still the best
No.617870
>>617866
I'm a fucking Greek god
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>>617870
your nose is fat and your eyes look permaglazed
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>>617872
No Apollo
>>617873
My nose is Roman and you confused glazed for brooding
No.617880
update: uninstalling and reinstalling the tablet drivers fixed the resolution issue... and immediately busted the pen pressure
amazing
just set me on fire
No.617881
>>617879
nah, apollo is who your gf cucks you with
you're hephaestus, literally the god of ugly cucks
No.617882
>>617881
Yes onelegged paraplegic 32 year olds are very popular with the chads
No.617883
>>617882
i hear it's actually quite popular nowadays to have sexual relationships with people who are NOT your cousin
strange, i know
No.617884
>>617882
yeah you're right
they're more popular with internet losers that spend their days on imageboards gloating over their imaginary superiority
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>>617882
>she wont cheat on me, cuz no one else would want her
wow you're constantly growing shittier as a person
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>>617888
okay but why is he naked
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No.617891
jojo's bizarre adventure x hsg
jojo: grant
dio: cousinfucker
zeppeli: ???
speedwagon: ???
??????????
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>>617883
>>617884
Spiciness detected
>>617887
Why? I like her
No.617894
>>617890
i mean why is he naked
No.617895
>>617891
>dio: cousinfucker
>not vfan who always comes back
No.617896
>>617887
nah he always had that attitude
>>617891
>>617892
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>>617893
You don't stay with her because you like her but because she's someone you can use as you please since she has no one
No.617898
>>617894
I don't know what clothes he usually wears
No.617899
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>>617895
I think hsg is past part three so we won't see her until steel ball run in a weird "vfan but not vfan" persona
No.617901
>>617891
>dio: cousinfucker
no
No.617902
>>617893
>Why? I like her
right, and you're convinced that no one else could love her so she's yours to keep
it's dehumanizing
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No.617905
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i don't have anything against weeaboos or rednecks
but weeaboo rednecks are an unholy fusion that should never have seen the light of day
No.617906
>>617904
>nukesaku
more like Pocoloco
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>>617905
this is an affront to god
No.617909
>>617905
I'm not a redneck anymore I'm a black weeb to hsg which is fairly common
No.617910
>>617909
oh yeah, this wasn't aimed at you
i thought the redneck thing was a just a meme because you had sex with your cousin, do you actually like country music?
No.617911
it's valentine's day, tumblr
No.617912
>>617910
I only listen to video game osts and Gorillaz
No.617913
>>617912
oh okay that's fine
No.617914
>>617912
what are you, 15?
No.617915
speaking of video game OSTs
the mega man battle network series has great music
No.617916
>>617891
can i be hol horse
No.617917
>>617916
>>617916
horsie is hol horse
No.617918
>>617915
Yeah almost as good as classic
No.617919
>>617917
horsie is a nigger's knave
No.617920
>>617919
You're spongewagon
No.617921
>>617769
>john noping
At least post the animated version, nigger
>>617885
I don't steal bicycles, actually.
Also, this one's for sponge.
No.617922
>>617921
>At least post the animated version, nigger
No.617923
>>617921
>I don't steal bicycles
it's a joke
because niggers steal bicycles all the time
No.617924
>>617922
See, that's so much nicer.
No.617925
>>617898
Well I prefer shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
No.617926
Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫god.Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH 👀👀👀MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY 👀👀🔥🔥🔥EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻AAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. 💯💯💯👀👀YEAH. 😫😫😫😫YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. 😫😫😫💯💯A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating😫😫👌🏻👌🏻 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre😫😫😫😍😍👌🏻 al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😍🔥🔥 GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥*churns butter very quickly*
No.617927
Good bye, my friends
It's been one hell of a run
No.617928
>>617927
don't waddle off into the sunset just yet
No.617929
holy shit, i could not remember sean connery's name last night no matter how hard i tried and it nearly killed me.
when i can't remember someone's name, i have a personal rule to not just look it up online.
but, i do allow myself to ask other people.
my roommate didn't know because he's a non-movie-watching fuckboy and hasn't seen a single classic in his life.
i texted everyone i frequently talk to, none of them knew for whatever reason, probably due to more movie-less fuckboyery.
i finally just called my dad and asked, thinking 'oh no way he's going to know if all these other chucklefucks didn't know' but turns out he did.
i literally threw down my phone and shouted at the top of my lungs
SEAN CONNERY
because holy fuck that was hurting my soul and head
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>>617929
your dad probably looked it up like a normal person
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No.617933
>tfw you cum so hard it hits your shoulder
nice
No.617934
>>617927
Why aren't you spending today with your gf
No.617935
>>617934
I had to have tooth work done yesterday, and have no way to get to issaquah today.
So, we're both a little upset
No.617936
No.617937
>>617936
Not yet you don't
No.617938
who #aloneandgettingdruck here
No.617939
>>617937
What is that supposed to mean
No.617940
>>617938
it's already showing
No.617941
>>617938
shit i should have bought something to drink
No.617942
who #aloneanddoesn'tcarethatit'svalentines here
No.617943
>>617938
I'm not getting printed but I sure will print a ton tomorrow
No.617944
>>617938
I can't even drink until Tuesday because this thing has to heal
>>617939
You know what it means
No.617945
>>617938
no!
alcohol is a poison
No.617946
i'm gonna take peridot on a valentine's date
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No.617948
>>617942
yep
it's just another sunday
and i get tomorrow off from school, so it's just a long weekend
No.617949
>>617947
Druck = print in german
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No.617951
Right, I'm going back upstairs
I can probably get four or five more episodes done for morrowind anon
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No.617953
>tfw spending your valentines day watching jame jumps and probably drawing
blehhhhhhh
No.617954
>>617950
don't agree with me you cunt
No.617955
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No.617958
>tfw give valentine cake to your valentine on st valentine's day
Feels good
No.617959
my tongue is itchy and this is a fact i am both uncomfortable with and unable to deal with
No.617960
>>617957
please anon dont give wesley attention
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>>617961
why is he so close to the seat?
no really the seat hiding his left shoulder is pissing me off
No.617964
>>617958
is grant really as nice as you seem to find him?
Because I really don't see it.
No.617965
>>617964
>taking internet personalities seriously
never breed
No.617966
>>617958
hot grant stuffing erp
No.617967
>>617963
isn't that how it is in the original scene?
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No.617970
wanna tie down grant and stuff him full of cake
and maybe some thick white creme x3
No.617971
>>617968
i think you mean rev
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No.617973
>>617964
Everyone has different opinions it's ok to have different tastes, for example I might like a movie you don't like or you might love a food I hate
Grant is a cool guy imo
No.617974
>>617973
shut thef fuck up grant
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>>617977
I thought that he didn't need to sleep
No.617979
>>617977
well maybe grant should stay sleep
permanently
if you get what i'm saying...
No.617980
>>617979
that he's too pure for this world?
No.617981
>>617979
He should indeed get a proper sleep schedule I don't think staying up for too long is healthy
No.617982
cannot decide what to have for dinner, please advise
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No.617990
>>617982
meat bread
* buy bread dough, meat, and cheese
* brown some meat and seasonings
* drain grease, dab with paper towels to dry, and put meat and cheese into the middle of the dough
* bake until edible
No.617992
>>617990
>drain grease
fuck off
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>>617992
>meat grease inside the bread
it's going to be all gross and soggy tho
No.617996
i dont want to go do the valentines thing
me wantsa play video games!
No.617997
>>617984
i fucking wish
i'm just making some wraps
making comfort food while also trying to be healthy is hard
No.617998
>>617995
then just bake it extra much
No.617999
Wah I almost forgot I haven't had dinner yet
Should I have noodles or eggs?
No.618000
>>617997
wrap thii2
*grab2 diick2*
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No.618002
what drives a man to degrease his the pizz
No.618003
what does cooked dick taste like?
No.618004
>>618002
a disgustingly low metabolism
No.618005
*regreases your pizz*
here you go buddy
No.618007
>>618000
oh, i'll wrap 'em alright
wrap 'em with my mouth, that is
(this could be you, boys, but you playin')
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