No.617989
valentines day edition
>>617278
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>heat up some rice
>dig a little hollow in the bowl of rice
>crack an egg in it
wow
that's easy. the japanese are genius
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>>618017
enjoy your salmonella, fuckboy
No.618021
>>618017
how does it feel to be eating a microscopic chicken fetus
No.618022
meme>>618017
>not making fisherman's eggs
put sardines in a dish, bake that shit, crak a couple eggs over it, bake that shit more
enjoy
No.618023
>>618020
well after this i'm gona go pop some cookies in the over
y'know, those little prepackaged dough squares?
and you better believe i'm gonna eat a few of those, too
i guess salmonella is my favorite flavor
No.618025
>>618024
Is this what runescape looks like now.
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>>618022
what the fuck steam overlay
No.618028
>>618025
you don't know the half of it
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>>618021
same as it always does? i love eggs. in fact, chicken omelettes are my favorite kind.
>>618022
>sardines
nope. i will eat an egg raw out of the shell before i eat sardines willingly
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>>618028
I looked at it some time last year and it was different from that still I think.
I remember mining/smelting being a lot less of a hassle in like 2008.
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No.618032
when you make chicken omelette is that like reuniting parent and child
No.618034
>>618030
they made stuff like that way easier yes
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>>618029
>hating sardines
are you by some chance of the negro persuasion?????
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>>618032
there is a japanese dish called 'oyakodon' containing chicken and egg that translates to 'parent and child bowl'
the more you knoooowwww
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>>618035
are you perhaps of the dirty slav persuasion?
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>>618034
No I mean. I remember it being LESS of a hassle in 2008, when I tried it last year it was more annoying than I remember it being.
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>>618041
yes and proud of it you nog
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>>618043
haha! i made you say overwhere!
wait fuck...
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>>618047
man, sure are a lot of negroes in this general...
No.618049
>>618042
oh
maybe that's because of the new interface, it's pretty ugly honestly
No.618050
“No claws, okay?” he says a little breathlessly. You nod and he takes your hand and wraps it around his dick.
It’s harder and thicker than a bone bulge, and distressingly dry. That shouldn’t have been a surprise, really, since he said it doesn’t stay sheathed when not in use. His breathing rapidly becomes uneven when you slide your hand up him, from base to tip.
His hand finds the front of your pants and you flinch slightly in surprise. He starts to unbutton your pants and you let go of him to help. You’re already half-unsheathed. When your pants are unfastened, he hesitates.
“Uh,” he says. “Wasn’t really… expecting that color.”
You freeze, and you feel your face abruptly heat up. Goddamned mutant blood. “Fuck,” you whisper. How could you have been so stupid as to forget that? You’d just thought that Dave wouldn’t think it was weird. After all, he had the same blood color as you, right?
“No, hey,” he says immediately. “Give me a second to adjust to the alien anatomy. I was just a little surprised.” His hand slides between your thighs. “Shit, I turned you off, didn’t I. Come back, little man. Come back.”
You rest your head on his shoulder. “Don’t talk to my bulge.”
He presses his palm flat against you and you catch your breath when his fingers find your nook. You’re already wet, more than enough for him to sink a finger in to the knuckle.
“Too far?” he says cautiously when you shudder.
In response, you wrap your hand around his cock again. He groans and pushes a second finger into you. You rock against his hand, pressing your face into the crook of his neck.
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>>618049
It's probably just my memory, I knew it was a thing to have to fill / empty your inventory frequently but I remember it being less frequent/annoying when I used to play it.
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>>618048
enjoy eating your salty asshole
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>>618036
in the first one it's quite obvious because of the shadow
No.618057
someone should make a 2000 years version
No.618058
>>618057
I wonder if any of those besides AW are still here.
No.618059
>>618058
they all died in the great gigapause of 2015
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>>618057
tag yourself im Attention Whore
No.618062
No.618063
you say 'not in my butt!' but all i hear is 'nut in my butt!'
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No.618065
if it wasn't for peridot, i probably would have killed myself by now
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>>618057
why is wouter a girl
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>>618065
why do you tell us these things
No.618069
>>618065
yet another reason to hate poopydot
No.618070
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>>618068
you guys are like family
No.618071
>>618070
true
like your family we wish you were never born
No.618072
>>618070
How can wesley be so cute and pure!
No.618073
>>618071
>>618072
i love you too anon
No.618074
>>618057
i can't believe i came to hsg AFTER this
i've only known the wasteland
it is my only home
No.618075
lots of love for peridot on quadrants day!
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>>618074
You missed some good times.
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>>618074
Pre-Gigapause HSG was beautiful
imagine at least 100 posters shitposting so much they could fill several threads every day
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>>618081
man I remember the first day metastuck was a thing
I had come back home from school and people were talking about all kinds of things and it was really cool
No.618084
>>618081
sounds glorious
i wish i could have seen it
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>>618084
you would have ruined it
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>>618077
years later and we're still not bored
No.618090
They have an undertale FIFTEEN now too.
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>>618066
people didnt know who i was yet
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>>618075
don't forget best ship
No.618093
what the fuck is FIFTEEN
please don't throw rocks
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>>618090
what does it mean
No.618095
>>618093
an artist who was 15 years old but really good
she made that gamzee
No.618096
I think they're both Russian too? I know xamag was.
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>>618057
>>618091
wait
>Gigapause was in 2012
what
WHAT
fucking hell i thought it was in 2014
4 years? really?
No.618099
>>618098
there were more hiatuses than the gigapause, goofball
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>>618090
that's such good art
i love the "seeing-eye flower" au thing
>>618088
man you would not believe how tired that joke gets
luckily only one professor made it this semester
No.618101
>>618100
not as tired as you posting here
No.618102
>>618100
>man you would not believe how tired that joke gets
>luckily only one professor made it this semester
what? is this wonk?
No.618103
hasn't someone just been pretending to be wonk for the past few days
No.618104
>>618099
was it the megapause?
i really cant remember
No.618105
>>618102
much like the mcrib he's back
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>>618098
anon, it's 2026
the gigapause has been going for 14 years
you've been in a coma the whole time
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>>618104
no the megapause was 2013 i think
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>>618107
when Hussie was accosted by halftruth
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>>618104
it was the time between caliborn: enter and meenahquest
No.618111
>>618105
much like the mcrip i'm fake and ribbed for his pleasure
No.618112
do you think hsg would be around in 2026
No.618113
>>618112
hsg will last until the end of homestuck
so yes
No.618114
as a first-class hooker, i'll definitely make you cum
No.618115
as a first-class hooker, that bass is mine
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>>618097
shut your whore mouth
No.618119
>I've reached over 200 horror movies in my collection
YES
I CAN FEEL MYSELF
GROWING STRONGER
No.618120
in the year 2525
if homestuck is still alive
if hsg can survive~
No.618121
No.618122
nooo NOOO DON'T WANT TO GO TO RESTAURANT
WNAT PLAY BIDEO GAMES REAAARRRGGHHHHH
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now she's trying to DRESS me? to fucking TELL me what to WEAR at the FUCKIN RESTAURANT that doesn't even have VIDEO GAMES???
kill time
KILL TIME
No.618126
horror movies
i love horror movies
i'm so alone
No.618127
>>618122
>>618125
my man, if you need someone to go to the restaurant in your place and bang your gf i'm ready to sacrifice myself
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>>618125
>>618122
sounds like the little baby needs a diaper change
or to be shaken until it stops crying
No.618137
>>618135
The tragical story:
They will blow your house down with their breath.
He was a man.
The wolf was suicidal and climbed onto a Tak.
He was a dragon-man.
Then he got boiled in a washaa.
Maybe he was just a dragon.
The end.
No.618139
Tavros is the worst troll and if you disagree with me, well that's alright, but you're fuggin wrong
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>>618140
i mean it's not off topic
its just bad homestuck porn
so i wouldn't say spam so much as bad taste
No.618142
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>>618142
>>618140
what, pray tell, is considered "on topic" here anymore
No.618144
what should i get on this pizz
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>>618143
anything but homestuck
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>>618144
bannana peppers and onions
or
mushrooms and black olives
or
pineapple and ham fuck you its good god dammit
No.618150
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>>618148
Basil and fresh mozz
No.618152
>>618144
pineapple and ham with a barbecue sauce drizzle
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>>618118
*says "xamag sucks" via farting*
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>>618155
holy shit
look at that wall of text holy fuck
whatever the individual on the right is saying must be SUUUUUPER DEEP
No.618159
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>>618159
peri/tavros CONFIRMED
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>>618158
it's actually pretty good stuff, just, wow, they could have put some effort into editing it down
>>618161
this gave me such bad second hand embarrassment holy shit
No.618163
hey, i finished the pic that anon that requested with the mom lalonde with the cat keyhole bra
No.618164
>>618161
>>618162
definitely not the same day as pictured, but supposedly this is the guy that was stalking her and taking these
No.618165
>>618164
i would believe it
>>618161
ive just now realized
this is multiple pictures. he was standing there taking pictures, at least 4
holy shit
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>>618165
I assume from the progression of eye movements and facial response that it was a fastish camera taking those pictures in quick succession and then noticing his flash was on
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>>618165
i'm pretty sure he had the flicker action on along with flash
which is equally as worse
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>>618161
>all those looks of confusion and disgust in the background
No.618172
I've also heard talk that the guy pictured took part in /tv/'s defunct chloe general
No.618173
>>618161
jesus i had to physically step away from the computer when i realized what this was
aaaaaaaaaa how can people be so creepy and also retarded at the same time???
No.618174
>>618173
how can you type like that unironically?
we'll never know
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>>618173
well, look at him >>618164
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>>618174
but this is how i type irl, famtom of the opera
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>>618176
is that supposed to make it better
No.618178
>>618172
4chan is the worst
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>>618175
yeah but some people can't just help how they look, like look at danny devito or steve buscemi, they seem like nice men
the slicked forward hair is unexcusable tho, that shit is just gross
>>618177
maybe not, but knowing you're spicy about it makes it better for me >B))))
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No.618183
Who is responsible for bring this vapid cunt here?
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>>618182
figures you'd think that
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>>618181
>>618183
>>618184
aw i was just teasin lol, don't get all pouty
>>618182
hahaha thanks fam
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>>618186
no because only one person uses it
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>>618186
no it's just loopy's way of saying shitpost-heavy i think
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>>618189
at least three or four people are using it
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>>618189
maybe loopy's a trendsetter, you don't know
No.618194
>>618191
i think loopy is the only one
No.618195
that's-a spicy meat-a ball
No.618196
what should i wear for my date with peri
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>>618192
>>618194
i know at least loopy, me, and tUMUt use it
i think grant has used it before, and i know i've seen a couple other anons have used it
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>>618179
>yeah but some people can't just help how they look, like look at danny devito or steve buscemi, they seem like nice men
i think it was roald dahl who said something about "ugly thoughts will make a person ugly, but good thought make a person beautiful, even if they have a gross face and weird nose etc etc"
that guy does not look like he has nice thoughts in him, as compared to devito or buscemi, that's what makes them look okay
No.618201
loopy seems like a pretty swell compatriot
and if tumut likes them they must be okay
No.618202
tUMUt and loopy are the best namefags hands down
grant and horsie are tied for second
No.618203
No.618204
can i have a list of every current namefag and trip in here
wanna do something
No.618205
i change my mind, this worse than wesley
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>>618186
i use spicy as a synonym for butthurt or sassy, kind of like https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spicy&defid=4517480
i'll use salty sometimes too though, but the image of a person
>>618196
a nice green button-up long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up, with a white undershirt and some khaki slacks and dress shoes or loafers
>>618200
ohhhh, that's interesting
i've never thought about it like that before
No.618209
>>618203
shut up spicy pants
No.618211
>>618208
>ohhhh, that's interesting
yeah, it's nice
"they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely"
so sweet
No.618212
No.618213
tumblr genocide best day of my life
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>>618212
despice your
uh
ice? faice? whatever just get not spicy
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>>618215
do you need some water
No.618217
tUMUt : Friend to All, Future Mod
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>>618216
yes
enough to drown you
No.618219
leave tumblr, never return
No.618220
whoah, i screwed that post up
>>618211
wow yeah
i can kinda see it on that guy, he looks guilty or something, maybe?
No.618221
>>618217
yeah sure wonk lite
No.618222
Hussie, staring blankly at his screen at vriska, nibbling chocolates with his rat teeth
No.618223
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>>618221
tUMUt : Friend to All, Future Mod, Chaz and Ez and Vfan's Shared Boyfriend, Anon's Hero, Wonk Superior
No.618225
chaz shouldn't even be a mod imo tbh she never comes here and when she does she still does jack shit
No.618226
>>618220
guilty, maybe, i'm not sure
but if he really was the guy who took the photos, and if he really did participate in the /tv/ obsession threads, i'm betting he said some not very nice things and thought some not very nice thoughts, and that's what shows on his face tbh
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>>618224
why would you ever want to be vfan's boyfriend?
No.618229
what the fuck is discord?
is it some "skype for gamers" bullshit?
No.618230
hey grant, tell me honestly, would i have a shot at being a mod if a slot became available?
No.618231
>>618228
just tryna rack up a harem end for myself, i am clearly the protagonist of some truman-show-esque anime
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>>618231
you're closer to honey boo boo
No.618234
>>618229
anything's better than skype
No.618235
>>618232
next you're going to tell me it's a pony off of mlp
No.618236
>>618223
i've literally never had a tumble until like 2 days ago and that one is for posting pics
>>618226
yeah yeah
i think i can see it, that's so weird
No.618237
>>618233
*huffs paint a lottle*
No.618238
tUMUt : Friend to All, Future Mod, Chaz and Ez and Vfan's Shared Boyfriend, Child Molester, Anon's Hero, Behind 9/11, Wonk Superior, Animal Saver, Charity Donater, Hitler's Right Hand Man, Reliable Father
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>>618234
skype sucks yeah, but it looks like it's some modern IRC bullshit i dislike
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>>618236
you fucking call it tumble, you retarded cunt, you are garbage at lying
No.618243
>>618241
jade can eat my fucking cock
No.618245
is chocolate death just or heroic
No.618246
No.618247
>>618245
neither
like peanut death
jade and jake and john have allergy-death races sometimes when they're bored
No.618248
have we ever even seen a non-permanent death of a god tier?
No.618249
>>618248
john when he got killed by bec noir
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>>618245
whichever hussie wants it to be
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>>618242
omg that's my phone autocorrecting lol
No.618254
>>618253
>omg lol!!!!!!!!
shut up, fucking shut up
No.618255
tUMUt for president
loopy for vice president
No.618256
>>618255
wonk for chief pedo
No.618257
remember when hussie wrote a big newspost explaining why the deaths in Game Over didn't completely break the god tier rules
No.618258
where doing this
where MAKING IT HAPPEN
No.618259
back from din
now i've got the chesty-squeezies
ouch. OUCH!
No.618260
>>618259
dont you mean the ouchies then
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>>618266
I feel bad for this girl
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>>618266
The most Slavic looking man in the world
No.618270
GOD I FUCKING LOVE MAHJONG
No.618272
>>618271
unfunny forced meme
No.618274
>>618273
funny naturally occurring meme
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>>618278
Poo drinking pee? Now I've seen everything
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>>618280
>>618281
>>618282
>>618283
i'm not gonna let you get to me
anyways, i'm gonna go to my date
later
No.618285
>>618282
you're poo and pee tyrone
fuck off
No.618286
i fucking hate chesty-squeezies
No.618287
No.618288
*masturbates furiously*
this is a great date
No.618289
>the new ppfg is political pandering as well as soulless
....
No.618290
only happiness for peridot
No.618291
every thread
every fucking thread
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>>618288
its the best kind of date really
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>>618296
assume the position
No.618300
>>618294
what?
it's free, fun, usually involves no bullshit, and doesn't require getting dressed nice or made up
No.618301
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No.618304
i want to spend more money on this jewess
and watch her eat waffles
extremely close-up
No.618305
>>618304
Yes spongegoy give more money to the jews
No.618306
look at him!
he's a nigger!
No.618308
No.618309
>>618305
i just want to be her little matzah ball!
No.618310
>>618304
if you live nearby a waffle house, i recommend it
it's the best breakfast chain this side of the rio grande
No.618312
>>618307
god i just
i can't stand jon tbh
but i can't believe that like, every game grump has singing ability
No.618313
not clicking
*clicks anyway*
No.618314
>>618313
i never actually click it
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>>618312
>i can't stand jon tbh
why
No.618319
>>618318
he's just obnoxious, kind of over the top, and not funny to me
No.618320
my valentine's self-date was bongrips, puzzles, and pizza
not too bad
but still want gf
need gf
No.618322
>>618320
you will never have a gf because of your awful personality
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>>618321
who's this
>>618322
yeah probably
i had one for 5 years but she left me
and i think that was it for my chances
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>>618326
post mouth please
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>>618326
hiya
a/s/l
are you looking for a weird manchild to love/take care of/financially support
y/n
No.618330
>>618307
the quality of these animations clashed so wildly that i had some kind of vietnam flashback about homestuck
No.618331
>>618323
>>618324
squeekadeeks or something
>>618320
that's a cute nep
and such a nice self-date, im jealous
all i did was make some cookies and eat some rice
and now im watchin x-files, with no lights on, and the smoking man's in this one
No.618332
>>618331
>and now im watchin x files, with no lights on, and the smoking man's in this one
are...are...are you referencing the Bare Naked Ladies
No.618333
whats with the fucking xfiles meme
No.618334
>>618333
its on netflix and a new mini-series revival for it just happened, so a lot of people are watching it through for the first time
including: le me
No.618335
add cinnamon bun to the list of flavored oreos that don't work very well
i mean it kinda tastes like a cinnamon bun, but just idk
i think there's only been one flavor of oreo other than classic that's made me say "pretty good!"
it's kinda like how the weather channel keeps trying to branch out into entertainment and reality tv shows, but its all just really terrible and the only reason people go to their channel is for the local on the 8s
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>>618333
well...
for starters...
it's epic...
No.618339
>>618326
fuck me in the butt
No.618341
even my dad is watching x files on netflix
it's like a global meme
No.618342
>>618333
xfiles is great dude
>>618335
i like the vanilla lemon oreos those are tasty
>>618338
fuck yeah good one buddy
No.618343
im never watching xfiles. fuck you
No.618344
do you ever feel
like a libbycuck
pleasin' femhandlers
like eggy beta buck
No.618345
happy v-day from peri
>>618342
i can't help but quote it whenever i talk about the xfiles
bnl is a great band my dude
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>>618345
I actually own that album
somewhere
I bought it when I was pretty young, prolly like 7-8 years old
No.618348
i hope queequeg the pomeranian doesn't die in this epi.... but it's lookin' likely.......
No.618349
>>618342
yeah, those and the chocolate with mint filling are the only decent not-classic flavors i can think of
everything else like the birthday cake and the watermelon and the raspberry and the maple syrup and the pumpkin flavors are all just trash imo
not even being dipped in milk saves them
No.618350
fuck immediately after i said that queequeg got got fuck fuck fuck no...........
No.618351
why haven't we created entirely new animals yet
No.618352
>>618345
she's having a good one
No.618353
No.618354
God I can't wait for this shitty season to end
Throw all the winterfags in the Siberian gulag tbh
No.618355
what if me and cletus... hung out lol
No.618356
>>618354
i guess niggers really can't handle the cold
No.618357
>>618355
It would be......
Unlikely!
No.618358
>>618357
yeah, sponge is way too epic for you
No.618359
No.618360
>>618355
what if you caught his niggeritis tho
No.618361
No.618362
>>618347
i do too, it's in my car
fuckin "it's all been done" is my jam
get's me all weepy and shit about past lives and future lives and destined love
No.618363
what if me and wonk.....hung out lol
No.618364
>>618355
trash associates with trash
No.618365
No.618366
No.618367
>>618365
>>618364
how awkward it is that i wrote that lol
still true
No.618368
i wish i could feel alright being alone
i just don't want to hurt anyone
No.618369
>>618368
you hurt us by saving the pedophile
No.618370
xlr saved wonk, but who will save xlr?
No.618371
No.618372
>>618370
what if, in a twist of fate, it was shitto
No.618373
No.618374
No.618375
>>618354
man what are you talkin about, winter's the best
at least when you get cold all you need to do is add another layer
summer is the worst: you can only take off so many layers before you're naked, and even then you can't get naked in public, you gotta just be content sweating until you're soaked
No.618376
>radio ad about toiletries, clothing and nonperishable food drive for seniors who can't afford to buy them
fug nothin makes me more sad than bad stuff that happens to old folks
No.618377
>>618375
he's black, he evolved to handle the heat of the sunny savannas
No.618378
>>618368
"Can I tell you a secret? You don’t have to be in a relationship.
I mean it. I know they force it down your throat until you choke on it. Girls aren’t pretty unless they’re wanted. Boys aren’t men unless they’re having sex with someone. People aren’t lovable until they’re dating someone.
But a relationship won’t always make you happy, and as wonderful as romance is, it isn’t the only love that exists. I have seen friendships that are deeper and more pure than couples who swear it’s forever - and yet the friendship is the one people ignore.
I have heard so often “nobody loves me” out of the mouths of people who are single. And it kills me because if you ask them: where are your parents, your teachers, your classmates, your pets - they say, yes, okay, but it doesn’t count. Of course it counts, love doesn’t diminish just because someone doesn’t want to have sex with you. In fact, doesn’t it sort of make that love more real that they want nothing - not even a date - out of you?
It is pretty to be in love. It’s magical, I’m sure. But it’s also wonderful to stop for ice cream in your prom dress with six other girls. It’s also wonderful to go visit the world with nothing but a bunch of buddies who are really excited about learning.
The problem is: we’ve made everything about “the one”. But maybe “the one” is just you, loving yourself, having fun, and being happy. Maybe instead of looking for our other halves, we should be piecing ourselves together.
Maybe I wasn’t born unfinished. Maybe I am the one who makes myself better."
— Single serving size // r.i.d
No.618379
i wonder how many sleepless nights wonk has spent, just laying there FURIOUS, remembering how shitto just barely slipped through his fingers thanks to a certain wily truscum
No.618382
>>618379
i'm the one that actually saved shitto
me, the unsung hero that would save shitto through my voice of reason
No.618383
the only thing shitto was ever saved from was /hsg/ itself
no one deserves this hell
No.618384
>>618377
hmm well if its biological...
No.618385
>>618380
>>618381
Is she gonna be in V?
No.618386
No.618387
>footfags
>giantessfags
>subfags
No.618388
>>618387
Yes but jurifag counteracts all these
No.618389
No.618390
No.618392
>>618387
why the fuck did someone make a bust of cletus's mom?
No.618393
>>618387
giantesses are epic...
No.618394
>>618390
Did I h*cking stutter?
No.618395
>>618393
no sponge...
you've been misled...
No.618396
>>618394
no, but you used words i'm not familiar with
probably some ghetto cyka bullshit nigspeak
No.618397
>>618396
You don't know juri fucking han?
>>618380
>>618381
No.618398
>>618396
juri is that weird haired thing they added to street fighter iv because 'WHEARE ARE THE KOREAN??'
No.618399
>>618395
dude...
what isn't epic about a giant qt... ???
No.618400
>>618399
you can't put your wiener in it
No.618401
>>618399
everything sponge. everything.
good golly miss molly it's worse than i thought!
he's going to need epicness re-calibration therapy
No.618402
>>618400
who the fuck told you that
No.618403
>>618398
Chun li + Makoto + Juri = love you long time
>>618400
>>618401
Yeah if it's some hyper dumb 40 ft girl then it's just silly
But a 12ft woman? That is love
No.618404
>>618403
shut up tyrone, stop poisoning spongo
he's been through enough already
No.618405
:33 < i want to fuck you like an animal
:33 < i want to f33l you from the inside
No.618406
>>618404
Sponge has always been a sub and is thus irredeemable but aside from his strange and oddly specific fixation on the human mouth and where it leads, his fetishes are epic
No.618407
>>618406
I can't get into the watching her eat food and feeding her shit
vore is bad enough when it's flat out eating the person, but theres something oddly disgusting about eroticized chewing
No.618408
jasper level huge ladies are hottie-hot-hotties
but giantesses are nottie-not-nottie
do you understand, son
No.618409
No.618410
>>618408
How is 12ft not giantess
No.618411
>>618410
jasper is more like 9-ish feet
additionally, die.
No.618412
I don't need weird fetishes
I just wanna bus' a nut
No.618413
>>618411
I wasn't talking about Jasper...
No.618414
No.618415
>>618407
>not wanting to watch the epic qt masticate her delicious bread-based meal into a slimy pulp, emitting squishy noises all the while
No.618416
>>>618407
what about cannabalism
No.618417
>>618415
That's not fucking vore you idiot
No.618418
>>618417
you ever read a post bro? you ever go to a school dude? you ever lay your peepers on some sentences guy? you ever stare at some words boy? you ever consume some written media my man?
No.618419
>>618417
>implying eating isn't just food vore
step it up, sempai
No.618420
>>618418
You said you were into vore
But all I hear you go on and on about is spit and uvulas and burping
No.618423
>>618420
to be fair i do rarely post about how bad i want to end up in the bowel's of a qt
i have recently started flirting using the phrase "digest me tbh" though
No.618424
>>618423
I remember you were into getting murdered for a while but never eaten
No.618425
>>618424
getting eaten has always been the preferred murder method
No.618426
>>618423
>flirting with "digest me tbh"
disgusting
cute
but disgusting
No.618427
when i was a teen i went to my dad's AA meeting and a girl there got my number and told me she wanted me to bite her all over
the women in my life have a common theme i guess. maybe sponge and i should freaky friday so his dreams can come true.
No.618428
back in my day we just got scratched, bit, choked, punched, and slapped during sex
and we LIKED it
none of your newfangled eating-porn
No.618429
Whatever happened to "why, my beanus weanus, of course!"
No.618430
No.618431
>>618427
why were you at AA
No.618432
>>618428
*beats the shit out of you*
No.618433
>>618428
that sounds pretty fuckin great tbh
No.618434
>>618431
family sometimes goes along
No.618435
No.618438
>>618430
no
this was before i was willing to degrade myself to appease someone's fetish out of sympathy
a happier time
No.618439
>>618436
oh yeah, when's the last time vfan showed up?
feels like it's been weeks
No.618440
>>618439
She won't be back until her friendless awkward desperation irl drives her back here for a night of hysteria
No.618441
>>618439
hopefully it's a permanent hiatus for her
No.618442
No.618443
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No.618444
>>618441
maybe we should get hussie to deal with her just to make sure
No.618445
>>618443
its time for you to put your trip on
No.618446
File: 1455506935394.png (260.19 KB, 500x706, 250:353, bad6e191052f75456f5ccf6455….png)
the motherfuckin sultans of swing :o)
No.618447
wishing i could stop feeling this valentines day
No.618448
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a band is blowing Dixie double four time
you feel alright when you hear that music ring
>>618445
i don't have "a trip"
my trip is gone
maybe i'll change it depending on what i'm flappin my gums about
No.618449
No.618450
>>618447
note: i mean stop feeling on this valentines day, not stop feeling the concept of this valentine's day
No.618451
happy quadrants day
>>618449
my trip is on, friend
No.618452
No.618453
>>618450
stopping feeling is never good
No.618454
feels like it's been valentines day for four fucking days what with all the whining on the internet
No.618456
tbh I didn't even realize it was valentines day until I came here and saw the bitching
No.618458
they don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band
it ain't what they call rock and roll
No.618459
drown your sorrows in intoxicants
there's no time to regret when you're addled
No.618460
File: 1455507906628.png (390.79 KB, 1152x1030, 576:515, tumblr_mg52uvTmZ21rydukmo1….png)
does anyone else like this highly underrated ship
>>618459
i do not recommend this as a long term solution
js
No.618461
>>618460
Yeah, I like ships based off Equius' loyalty and status-worship so it works well with Gamzee or Karkat
No.618464
File: 1455508224258.png (252.39 KB, 1280x1353, 1280:1353, tumblr_mlhdsjpwuG1qjssw2o1….png)
>>618461
i enjoy the scenario of someone mocking him for his status worship, such as karkat ridiculing him for taking orders from a mutant
but i also love really intense aftercare and tol/smol dynamics, so equikat is rockin' all the way around basically
No.618465
>>618462
thanks mate
goddamn this is so good
No.618466
>2016
>still posting homestuck
No.618467
>>618466
When is John Egbert gonna be put in Super Smash Bros
No.618468
No.618470
>>618468
you really think i would just talk to myself
No.618471
>>618468
no you dingus, it's friend Wonk returned
No.618472
well so far i like the return of wonk
he is exhibitingly exceptionally good taste in music.
No.618473
>>618472
is this another samefag
No.618474
>>618470
>>618471
>those post times
fuck
No.618475
No.618476
File: 1455508692404.png (265.79 KB, 500x516, 125:129, tumblr_mnwfzmg2Cz1rzrv62o5….png)
>>618472
barenaked ladies and dire straits?
i can't imagine meeting someone who doesn't like those bands tbh
No.618477
>>618476
heheheheh i like that one
No.618478
No.618479
entering the Return of Wonk arc
No.618480
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No.618481
>>618478
i promise
>>618477
it's so cute, isn't it
i love that artist's long haired eq
here's another crossover/cosplay favorite ft. another great smol/tol ship from pkmn
No.618482
>>618480
who are you
why are you here
No.618483
>>618482
wonk on his cell phone
No.618484
where's Grant been all day
haven't seen much of him
Same with BSB
No.618485
>>618484
they are avoiding you
No.618486
>>618484
don't jinx us man, speak of the devil and they may appear
No.618487
>>618484
>>618452
also my flag was off
and also i just wokeu p like 2 hoursago
No.618488
No.618489
>>618483
that's not my cell phone
this is
No.618490
File: 1455509370429.png (745.49 KB, 1280x1264, 80:79, tumblr_mjqfozBYBo1rydukmo1….png)
No.618491
why does everyone keep saying my posting is similar to wonk's?
No.618492
>>618491
all it takes is typing like dave tbh
and most people do
like, you don't capitalize, that's it, that's all there is to it, boom, now you're wonk
No.618493
>>618491
you post real bad
No.618494
but if >>618472 is wonk, and >>618477 is wonk
then who's flying the plane
No.618495
>>618492
>typing like dave
ew, i wasn't ashamed of it before but now i am
No.618496
>>618495
you shouldn't be, honestly, it's just fucking typing
No.618497
>radio after 10pm
>BONER PILLS GET YOUR BONER PILLS
seriously 3/4ths of ads on this channel are for boner pills
No.618498
>>618497
how do radio friend?
No.618499
saving shitto only seems to have made wonk more powerful
he's hellbent on getting his way this time, and he's not going to make the same mistakes and let another little minnow swim out of his net
No.618500
>>618497
>calling them boner pills
the correct term is 'stiffy steroids'
No.618501
the only way to save shitto is to kill him
No.618502
>>618499
are you writing some epic fanfiction about me friend
No.618503
File: 1455510103245.png (817.63 KB, 981x1364, 981:1364, a806fac8d16670c9fd7ad3acd8….png)
I used to like catgirls but now I realize that was youthful ignorance
I have at last seen the light and the truth
No.618505
No.618506
>>618504
not clicking nigger
No.618507
>>618504
This thumbnail is fucking le epicccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
No.618508
me, wonk, and tUMUt should hang out tbh
No.618509
No.618511
Shitposting Reborn Saga
A New Hop_pe Arc
Rise of the Skypenigs Arc
Admin Overlord Grant Arc
Vfan's Downfall Arc
The Crossie Infestation Arc
The Decaying of 8chan Arc
Vfan's Ultimate Demise Arc
The Revival of Wonk Arc
No.618512
>>618511
this is cringey as fuck
delete this
No.618513
No.618514
No.618515
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No.618516
seriously what the fuck hahaha
No.618517
File: 1455510404841.png (268.87 KB, 817x960, 817:960, paperseverywhere confirmed.png)
know what'd be epic
if joey was trans
No.618519
heheheh martin shkreli was doing a livestream playing the new kanye album
and he had the view set to his screen
and he typed in his billing and payment details, everything
so some 4channer used Shrkeli's own account and sent him 55 gallons of lube on his own dime for like 1200 dollarydoos
No.618520
>>618517
i'm liking you much less now wonk
No.618521
>>618517
trans joey a shit
No.618522
the kisses of the sun
were sweet; i didn't blink
i let it in my eyes
like an exotic drink
>>618520
aww that's too bad
i'll be sure to monitor my posting so as to fit to your preferences
tell me
how do you feel about eurodance
No.618523
everybody knows dammek is the trans hiveswap character
No.618524
No.618525
>>618523
y'know, i was just thinking this
>>618524
what part of it triggers you
No.618526
>>618522
i strongly dislike almost all synthetic music except classic electro (ex: hotline miami soundtrack) and electroswing (ex: caravan palace)
No.618527
>>618526
i see, i see
well i would actually say that real "classic electro" is closer to early 2000's and late 90's eurodance than HLM, but HLM does a good job of capturing the feel
and caravan palace is hella good
to each their own i suppose
i just love cheesy shit like ATC and alice deejay and cascada etc etc, stuff like that
No.618529
No.618531
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>618529
i unironically enjoy most meme music
No.618532
I'm raving, I'm raving
I'm raving till the sweat has fallen down off me
I'm raving, I'm raving
but do I really feel the way I feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcBQepRQR7E
No.618533
>>618527
i honestly have no idea what those things you listed are
No.618534
oh yeah caravan palace is sweet
No.618537
>>618530
what animeme are these clips from
No.618538
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>>618536
god this cheesy bullshit
No.618539
oh fuck dude i havent heard castles in the sky since I played Stepmania as a teen
No.618540
>>618535
yeeeeaaaah, i'm not going to listen to those
No.618541
No.618542
>>618537
Robotech/Macross I think
No.618543
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>>618540
come on
have you HONESTLY never heard "every time we touch" by cascada?
if you havent you have to AT LEAST listen to that one
No.618544
No.618545
>>618541
HSG: Down With the Clown Edition
:o)
Welcome to the new phase of HSG
No.618546
>>618530
The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Flash Back 2012
No.618547
No.618548
>>618539
not to be confused, of course, with the other bangin hit by DJ Satomi, Castle In The Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PdbfkA7LM
but yeah, between these two songs and the ghiblie movie, laputa: castle in the sky, my love of the story idea of flying castles has always been huge
i tend to get inspired by music
too bad i can't/don't write
No.618549
No.618550
calarts has ruined western animation
the new ppg's animation looks like a chinese adventure time rip off
No.618551
No.618552
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No.618553
i hate how easy it is for a small group of retards to take over hsg
No.618554
blow your nose on me i don't give a fuck
No.618555
>>618550
did that perspective post just come up on your dash?
yeah, animation studios really need to branch out, that tree is long dead
No.618556
>>618547
how are there still new people coming here
are they all 8ch scum?
No.618557
>>618553
true HSG ascended from this place a long time ago
No.618558
>>618551
nah, nothing wrong with crossies, man
we were all crossies once
>>618553
i feel like you really don't understand how communities like this work
the conversation is only dominated by the people who are talking because they are talking and other people are not
if you don't like what they're talking about, talk about something else
no one "took over" hsg, you just stopped participating
No.618559
No.618560
>>618547
a pedo who used to prowl these threads in search of victims
he very nearly succeeded in raping a shitty kiddo known as shitto, but moody managed to save the kid at the very last moment at the cost of his own sanity
wonk got so frustrated by this that he decided to kill himself, but xlr and jon sprung into action and literally saved his life.
he's back now, like an ancient demon breaking free of the seal of a long dead samurai, presumably resuming his hunt. god help us all.
No.618562
>>618558
>we were all crossies once
not if you started off on 4chan, no
No.618564
ok wonk man
you gotta admit that you have a pretty cool mytholgy
>>618560
>>618558
No.618565
>>618560
>but moody managed to save the kid at the very last moment at the cost of his own sanity
H3H3H3
No.618566
>>618564
i mean, depends on how you phrase it
if you take it from the "most hated demon clown on hsg who was almost vanquished" perspective, sure, it's cool
but the "literally wanted to rape a kid" thing isn't true or funny or cool at all
No.618567
>>618566
I believe you, I just like the strange shadowy phantom villain you've become in hsg lore despite not doing much beyond posting a lot of homoerotic ships hahahah
No.618568
judging me based on the thing i actively tried to do over an extended period of time isn't true or funny or cool at all
No.618569
No.618570
>>618561
ah, man.
that's beautiful.
the love and care put into craftsman guns never ceases to make me happy
No.618571
i forget, did drillgorg ever show up on old hsg or was he only at mspaf?
No.618572
No.618573
No.618574
No.618575
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>>618567
oh, no, absolutely, i relish the fact that i'm a fucking bogeyman, whether it's supported by lies or not
"did you hear the story of the demon clown wonk? he'd come online and post pictures of dudes doin' it... and the scariest part... is that he had bad headcanons!!!"
No.618576
>>618569
rated just right post
No.618577
if you don't like grown men fucking little boys you are a homophobe
No.618578
>>618577
this is actually canon.
No.618579
>>618569
are we talking like, fusion dance
or Potara
No.618580
>>618574
wonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now bro
No.618581
>>618580
yeah so why even waste my time with this post?
No.618582
No.618583
>>618580
▶Spongelord!NERDfx2FtI Illuminati 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:20:59 No.618580
>>618574 (You)
wonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browhat didi he mean by this
No.618584
did wonk actually come back
No.618585
>>618584
you dense motherfucker
No.618586
No.618588
No.618589
wew mewonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now bro
Wew▶Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:21:54 No.618583
>>618580 (You)
▶Spongelord!NERDfx2FtI Illuminati 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:20:59 No.618580
>>618574 (You)
wonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browhat didi he mean by this
>>618583
>▶Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:21:54 No.618583
>>>618580 (You)
>▶Spongelord!NERDfx2FtI Illuminati 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:20:59 No.618580
>>>618574 (You)
>wonk
>==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>>618574 (You)
>**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>>/homosuck/
>hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
>==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>>618574 (You)
>**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>>/homosuck/
>hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
>==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>>618574 (You)
>**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>>/homosuck/
>hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
>==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>>618574 (You)
>**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>>/homosuck/
>hey check it i'm lolling right now browhat didi he mean by this
No.618590
>>618584
he keeps changing his tripcode so who knows
No.618591
>>618587
this meme is not very humorous
No.618592
>>618587
post a sexier gun.
No.618593
>>618591
it is not intended to be
No.618594
wonk, gently invading shitto's boyhole
No.618595
>>618593
what is the point of a meme that is not funny
No.618596
this whole irony thing is getting a little unhealthy
No.618598
whats the point of this meme
that's
pozzinh my neggy hoal
onfgggggggggggggg
gg no retard
LE LM==AO===
==
==
No.618599
oh jeez
is sponge having one of his attention strokes again
No.618600
No.618601
>>618597
i think memes should be funny
No.618602
>>618598
>whats the point of this meme
>that's
>pozzinh my neggy hoal
>onfgggggggggggggg
>gg no retard
>LE LM==AO===
>==
>==
>>618598
>▶Spongelord (You)!NERDfx2FtI 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:27:28 No.618598
>whats the point of this meme
>that's
>pozzinh my neggy hoal
>onfgggggggggggggg
>gg no retard
>LE LM==AO===
>==▶Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:21:54 No.618583
>>618580 (You)
▶Spongelord!NERDfx2FtI Illuminati 02/14/16 (Sun) 21:20:59 No.618580
>>618574 (You)
wonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browonk
==FUSE WITH ME==>>618573
>>618574 (You)
**beeps the kill ill horn a llloolll
>>>/homosuck/
hey check it i'm lolling right now browhat didi he mean by this
>==
No.618603
so...this is the true power of shitposting...
No.618604
>>618593
oh yeah now that's the stuff
No.618605
what the fuck is going on with sponge?
No.618606
>>618601
thats just like
you're opinion man
No.618608
>>618599
(gere's uou'r epic nigher (you))
No.618609
No.618610
is a meme that is not funny really a meme
these are the kind of questions that keep me up at night
No.618611
you would to feel his
bern...
(what a le lewd oh my! G-d lmao)
No.618612
this is your brain on vaping
No.618615
Internet art (often referred to as net art) is a form of digital artwork distributed via the Internet. This form of art has circumvented the traditional dominance of the gallery and museum system, delivering aesthetic experiences via the Internet. In many cases, the viewer is drawn into some kind of interaction with the work of art. Artists working in this manner are sometimes referred to as net artists.
Internet art can happen outside the technical structure of the Internet, such as when artists use specific social or cultural Internet traditions in a project outside of it. Internet art is often—but not always—interactive, participatory, and multimedia-based. Internet art can be used to spread a message, either political or social, using human interactions.
The term Internet art typically does not refer to art that has been simply digitized and uploaded to be viewable over the Internet. This can be done through a web browser, such as images of paintings uploaded for viewing in an online gallery.[1] Rather, this genre relies intrinsically on the Internet to exist, taking advantage of such aspects as an interactive interface and connectivity to multiple social and economic cultures and micro-cultures. It refers to the Internet as a whole, not only to web-based works.
Theoriest and curator Jon Ippolito defined "Ten Myths" about Internet art in 2002.[1] He cites the above stipulations, as well as defining it as distinct from commercial web design, and touching on issues of permanence, archivability, and collecting in a fluid medium.
No.618616
wonk and sponge and ripping hsg apart
No.618617
>>618610
memes don't need to be funny to be a meme
No.618618
>>618610
memes are thoughts that travel
their unfunniness could make them a meme just as much as their funniness could
No.618619
AHHHHHH YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
No.618620
>>618612
spongelord just holds his breath and stands up quickly
looks like he just went for 4 in a row!
No.618621
>>618610
as long as it spreads to use by multiple people then by definition it is in fact a meme
No.618622
>>618621
are forced memes not memes
No.618623
>>618622
a forced meme is still a meme
calling a meme a forced meme is a meme too
No.618624
>>618622
no
those are attempted memes that usually fail by virtue of being obnoxious as hell
No.618625
>>618622
"forcing a meme" is a meme
No.618626
No.618627
>>618620
hopefully he doesn't start playing the "choking game" lord knows that never ends well
No.618629
>step away from hsg for 10 mins
wew
No.618630
No.618631
the real choking game i want to play: suffocating under the lovely jewess's delicious fat jew butt
No.618634
fuck mannn FUCCKKKK athats shiiit if you think is give a nig you wrong
No.618635
>>618632
do u think he'd let me swim with him
No.618636
No.618637
he wew▶Anonymous 02/14/16 (Sun) 23:38:39 No.618630
>>618629
darkie
No.618639
Apophatic theology (from Ancient Greek: ἀπόφασις via ἀπόφημι apophēmi, meaning "to deny"), also known as negative theology, via negativa or via negationis[1] (Latin for "negative way" or "by way of denial"), is a type of theological thinking that attempts to describe God, the Divine Good, by negation, to speak only in terms of what may not be said about the perfect goodness that is God.[2] It stands in contrast to cataphatic theology.
An example occurs in the assertion of the 9th-century theologian John Scotus Erigena: "We do not know what God is. God Himself does not know what He is because He is not anything. Literally God is not, because He transcends being."
In brief, negative theology is an attempt to clarify religious experience and language about the Divine through discernment, gaining knowledge of what God is not (apophasis), rather than by describing what God is. The apophatic tradition is often, though not always, allied with the approach of mysticism, which focuses on a spontaneous or cultivated individual experience of the divine reality beyond the realm of ordinary perception, an experience often unmediated by the structures of traditional organized religion or by the conditioned role-playing and learned defensive behavior of the outer man.[3]
No.618640
wwanna be choked out by meulin while she rides on top
this is man's man's fantasy
truly above anyone elses pleb fetishes
No.618641
memes? mouthpics? the girl you love is dead and you only make the hole more gaping by constantly trying to fill it?
No.618642
No.618643
>>618641
you don't actually love her.
you just love the idea of her.
No.618644
>>618635
yes, just ask nicely
No.618645
wwanna be tempted by the fruit of another
tempted, but the truth is discovered
No.618646
>>618641
>you only make the hole more gaping by constantly trying to fill it?
i know that feeling, buddy
No.618647
>>618643
that's so insightful... oh my god...
it's so insightful...
that it's frightful...
No.618648
remember when grant banned me for this post
>>500982
No.618650
>>618646
wonk i love you
will you snapchat me i love you
No.618651
>>618648
it should have been permanent
No.618652
>>618650
let me think about it
no
No.618653
>>618651
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No.618654
>>618652
my wewing lad
add me
it's rhombus420
No.618655
>kiss me with your fist it's all right
>wrap your hands around my throat I won't mind
well
i found a new fave song
No.618656
>>618649
not diggin your brand ralph
that is some hella not rad gear
No.618657
>>618655
listen to a Nero's Day at Disneyland
listen to a Lauren Bousfield
No.618659
>>618638
"Her Chamber Exposed"
i'd totally read this smutty magazine 'for the articles'
i need some new monthly sordid
literature. it just hasn't been the same ever since they stopped publishing Sensual Sniper Monthly
No.618660
No.618661
I'm going to become the worst poster.
No.618662
No.618663
>>618660
loud and clear commander
No.618664
No.618665
>>618657
>Lauren Bousfield
>neoclassical breakcore
fascinating noise
they both provide examples of some very interesting noise
i do prefer Nero's. good stuff. i've reconsidered whether i'm going to snap you or not.
i'm still not.
No.618668
>>618665
snap me bro i vape lol suh dude
No.618670
turns out removing pen marks from your skin is way easier than people make it seem.
you just need some spit, a file, and a fairly high pain tolerance
No.618672
No.618673
>>618670
Do you mean normal ink pens?
You only need spit for that.
No.618674
No.618676
wonk what made you come back here
just curious
No.618677
>>618674
arent you the one who constantly complains of my shitty social skills
No.618678
No.618680
>>618676
he can't let shitto get away
No.618681
>>618676
i honestly don't know
i was just thinking about it because feb 6th was last weekend, i guess i just missed this place? dont know why, there's no good reason
give it a bit, i'll get bored and move on again, don't you worry
No.618682
that's it, we just have to make hsg really boring
No.618683
No.618684
No.618685
>>618681
>don't you worry
i actually enjoy you here tbh, it's pretty chill
but not too much, don't want this entire general filled with wonk stank
No.618686
>>618670
why file your arm off when you can use a saw
No.618687
>>618685
luckily, despite what others may try to lead you to believe, there is only one of me
and my schedule this semester is hellish anyway
No.618688
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ah, this always makes me happy and sentimental.
the big bastard is always there for us...
No.618689
>>618687
haha lol dude
bro
No.618690
>>618689
sponge, seriously
are you okay
No.618691
>>618682
that's literally impossible
No.618692
No.618694
>>618690
fuggin crossies......
No.618696
>>618679
This kid is the best human bean
No.618699
>>618690
i know you are...
but what am i...
No.618701
>>618690
snapchat me and & find out lol dude suh
No.618703
No.618707
No.618708
>>618705
holy shit a new boniface
No.618711
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No.618714
>>618710
I declare this to be "epic".
No.618715
No.618716
heh the cheery upbeat soundtrack in Wes Craven's the Last House on the Left is hilariously out of place in a rape-and-revenge slasher film
No.618718
No.618719
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this is the best danielfromsl vid imho
No.618720
>>618717
wow
you're hilarious
ever been on a habbo hotel raid
No.618722
No.618723
>>618721
Ask her if she's an ox
No.618724
>>618721
who this bitch is
No.618725
>>618724
my Potential Jewish Gf
No.618727
>>618721
she looks like she comes from a broken home
No.618728
No.618730
>>618727
we're all from earth... a broken home...
think about... lol suh
No.618731
i'm thinking about getting a septum piercing, y'know
really get in touch with my taurean roots
i'm really into astrology lately
No.618732
No.618733
No.618734
spongelord which std do you want to kill you
No.618736
>>618732
she isn't
stop memeing so hard
No.618737
No.618738
>>618732
thanks dude she's epic
No.618739
No.618740
>>618738
mail her a dog for v-day brah
No.618741
>>618734
an epic one! lol
i just wanna get smothered to death byy a fat ass
No.618742
No.618743
oh my god, this turd is an ordeal
it's not even a big one, it just won't come out
No.618744
>>618731
snapchat me about it bro lol suh
No.618745
>>618743
shitposting while shitting
nice
No.618746
No.618747
No.618748
>>618747
hahaha dude suh just add me bro lol
No.618749
>>618747
i think you should go for it dude
No.618750
>>618749
i don't even snap my real friends, dude
No.618751
sponge what's your snappe
i'll add you if i ever remember my password
No.618752
>>618750
you're making a mistake man
No.618753
No.618754
No.618755
>>618754
you'll love it if you try it bro
No.618756
>>618755
see this is just like when i started doing le drugs
No.618757
>>618751
rhombus420
>>618750
we're your real friends dude lol come on bro lol
No.618758
No.618759
No.618760
that was the worst shit i had in a while
my ass feels extremely empty
No.618761
>>618760
but that's the best feeling!