No.618764
>tfw keep dying at the same part of nuclear throne
No.618765
y'all done fucked up the new threads again
No.618766
>>618764
just watch a video of someone looping it 3 times
much more satisfying
No.618767
>>618766
>watching someone else play
>more satisfying than doing it yourself
what
nah man
it's not like i havent already watched a few runs, especially one with fish and a plasma gun that broke the game
but it's just not the same if i can't do it too
No.618768
whats your favorite horror movie hsg
No.618769
>you'll never get digested by the hassidic qt
what's the point of living
No.618770
i wish there were people like me
No.618771
>>618767
it's so much less stressful when someone else is playing though
if they win you cheer, if they lose you laugh
it's win win
No.618772
>>618771
or if you're me you get too invested and end up yelling at them cuz they're playing "wrong" and then get just as worked up when they lose as if it had been you, except worse because you have no control over them
No.618773
>>618768
the human centipede 3
if only because it's one of my favorite movies in general
No.618774
>>618773
holy shit when did they make two more of those
and why
No.618775
>>618774
they're epic...
but seriously the third one is a masterpiece
No.618776
>>618775
now i have to watch it
you cunt
No.618777
No....
a nest of undershitters
No.618778
>>618776
you won't regret it
when you take it for the very meta piece of art it is, it's very satisfying
No.618779
what's up with everybody legally taking amphetamines
like this isn't even just a shit post isn't that kind of really fucked up
No.618780
No.618781
No.618782
>>618779
yeah it's kind of a grey-zone morality wise
because on one hand, your stimulating yourself to higher energy, attention, focus, wakefullness etc which can be used in really helpful and non-skeezy ways
but on the other hand people like me blow it up their nostrils and use it as a legal alternative to cocaine or meth
it packs a pretty heavy fuckin punch, and is very very easy to get from pretty much any doctor
No.618783
i'm a yuppie slut
oh yes sir
No.618784
>>618782
the other thing is though, especially when prescribed at a young age, is that they're getting you addicted to amphetamines
it definitely has it's benefits though, even if the come down makes me cry
No.618785
i lost my virginity hsg
are you proud
No.618786
>>618785
how's your dog feeling
No.618788
>>618784
yeah I do think it's kind of fucked when people get adderall for their 5 year olds
I think some stimulant use should just be an accepted thing for adults 21+
Obviously I'm not talking like "lets rack up some fat fuckin lines of speedy gonzales in this public bathroom" level use
But like some legal acknowledgement of amphetamines getting shit done in the workplace
No.618789
>>618788
most people just drink coffee, tweak
No.618790
if you're actually adhd or add, adderall doesn't have the same effect on you as it does on non-add people
that's why it's prescribed, and that's why it's abused by healthy people
come on people, do your research
No.618791
>>618788
>amphetamines getting shit done in the workplace
only at first
it never lasts
drugs are bad kids
No.618792
>using drugs for anything other than recreation
how much of a nerd do you even have to be
No.618793
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No.618794
>>618793
>dreads
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No.618795
>>618792
>using drugs for anything other than recreation
yeah man i only do tylenol for kicks
i fucking love pounding some antibiotics before raves on the weekend
No.618796
>>618793
what identifies this as nepeta
i guess it's wearing green?
No.618798
>>618792
clearly you've never done any physical labor type job day after day after day
working at an unloading warehouse for retail moving furniture and unloading truck after truck, that shit would just grind me down after a bit
just had to maintain a slight physical boost to make it through, no biggie
No.618799
>>618795
y'all neeeed some better drugs fam
No.618800
>>618798
just pop some roids
No.618801
also snorting amphets is pretty funny because I've seen blue ritalin, orange ritalin, pink adderall, orange adderall, yellow vyvanse, etc
i must say it adds a certain novelty to the experience when you're cutting up technicolor bright pixie dust
No.618802
>>618799
it was a le joke, fam
>>618796
artist's intent? they drew an interpretation of nepeta as a human, whats so hard to understand
No.618803
>>618801
imagine
all the colors of the spectrum, plus white, all at once in one big line
No.618805
>>618802
it does not look like nepeta
No.618806
>>618804
maybe she'll eat her own organs too
>>618805
well what does nepeta canonically look like as a human?
No.618807
>>618806
like nepeta but as a human
No.618808
>>618807
if i remember correctly, nepeta's symboic represntation, like most if not all characters in homestuck, is quite simple
that leaves quite a lot up to interpretation if any level of "realism" or detail is your focus
No.618809
GOODNIGHT
I'M OFF TO READ A LIL, THEN GO TO BED
No.618810
No.618811
>>618808
you should at least get the hair right, that's pretty concrete
No.618812
>>618811
hm
is it though? i disagree
No.618813
>>618812
yes, it's like, the one thing that is
No.618814
cuck rogers in the 21st century
No.618815
duck dodgers was a good show
No.618816
No.618817
>wake up
>still feel worthless
shit
No.618818
>>618817
hsg suicide pact when
No.618820
>>618817
you need to get out of the house
go hang out with some friends
No.618821
No.618822
>>618820
i don't have any friends here
No.618823
No.618824
>>618823
here as in physically here, new york
No.618825
>>618824
i dont believe you have no friends
No.618826
i dont know why i say i dont believe it when its very easily believable because i have like 1 friend
No.618827
i wish i lived in new york
No.618828
No.618829
nintendo world store opens up again this friday
they renovated the inside or something
No.618830
No.618831
id love to get japanese food more but i dont eat fish and the chicken is too much money for not enough food for me
No.618834
I like good workouts because when i'm done my mind goes completely blank and all my problems seem to fade away
No.618835
i like good workouts because it's the only time i don't feel like a piece of shit
No.618837
>>618836
Bless the Maker and all His Water
No.618838
No.618839
No.618840
I think that was the first time we actually got to bump limit in months
No.618841
No.618842
>>618839
I love Joey's dead body!
No.618843
where's joey going with that loaded gun?
No.618844
hey joey!
w-whats with the knife.....,?
No.618846
No.618847
>>618846
It has nothing to do with you wonk, it's just that the site itself has been shit for a while so the thread usually breaks before we get to 750.
No.618848
No.618849
>>618847
>thinks the site being fixed has nothing to do with me
No.618850
No.618851
i'm gonna take a huge peri, brb
No.618852
No.618853
>fit thirty-something years old woman with short platinum blonde hair and tattoos wearing a shocking pink gym tshirt and yoga pants
Houston, we have a problem
in my pants
No.618854
>>618853
more like a problem
with your taste
No.618855
get the normies away from me
No.618857
why is car insurance so expensive god damn
No.618858
>>618857
because you are shit at driving
No.618860
>>618858
b-but this is my first time buying it
No.618861
>>618857
cant you stay on your parents' insurance policy?
No.618862
>>618860
well, thy don't know how you drive,
the price will lower a bit every year if you don't do anything wrong.
No.618863
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>>618859
Fuck you as long as it's not a sideshave it can look good
Especially if she's platinum blonde
No.618864
No.618865
>>618860
it's probably because you're a young man
No.618866
>>618865
bane corrupted my mind
No.618867
Guess what's being reprinted!
And at only $10 a pack!
No.618868
Hey dream anon
I dreamt and you might be interested
The zentraedi war was long over, like four thousand years or some shit, and one of the last engagements had a zentraedi crashing a battleship into a massive cavern, so the ship was stuck after a few earthquakes crushed the bow section, and the zentraedi was dead, just a metal skeleton left, floating on all the water that had accumulated
So we (a recovery crew) were after all the flight data and any bodies that could be found, no matter condition
Suddenly sirens, the zentraedi fucking regenerated, it's having a nice calm conversation with the medical team
But I know he'll murder me if he spots me, I'm the one who killed him
So the entire time I'm scrambling between exposed rooms hiding, knowing it's a six hour trip to the surface
And the big dude lays down and say "see you in three"
Someone asks "days?" To which he replies "no, hours, of course."
No.618869
>>618868
unimportant wild post ignored and discarded
No.618870
>>618867
I would rather just pay the ~$150 for a heavy play force of will, than spend ~$400 on packs HOPING to get one
No.618871
>>618870
It's $65 for a "moderate play" one.
No.618872
>>618867
aw, are you gonna get some for your little brother or sister?
you don't actually still play those kid's games, do you?
No.618873
>>618872
I don't play Legacy, Modern, or Vintage, no.
No.618874
>>618872
it's okay
he's autistic
No.618875
No.618876
No.618877
>>618876
>tcgplayer
Fuck off with your online stores
The only mod play FoW I've even SEEN at the game store was $110
No.618878
>>618877
>Fuck off with your online stores
uh
why
No.618879
>>618878
Because i'm talking about the price in an actual brick-and-mortar store
You're talking online, which is just as likely to be a Chinese fake, as it is to be the real card.
No.618880
>>618879
>You're talking online, which is just as likely to be a Chinese fake, as it is to be the real card.
and what stops the card from your brick-and-mortar store being fake
I mean dude I know you are literally retarded but come on.
No.618881
>>618880
The owner's a former wotc employee and FUCKING haunts his singles purchases like he was murdered and he's trying to glare them to death.
No.618882
No.618883
>>618882
There's no hope for you, clearly
Every one of these is terrible
No.618884
>>618883
who's the bird with the mask
they're hot
No.618885
No.618886
>>618885
that... makes sense
cool. i love the birds' hands in that comic
No.618887
>>618884
Also, it's canon that he's a flaming homosexual.
Both metaphorically and literally, he has fire powers.
No.618888
>>618887
so you're saying i've got a shot
nice
No.618889
>>618887
RIP Chandra's original backstory.
No.618890
>>618889
Wait, did they change it?
No.618892
>>618890
Did you completely miss Origins or something.
No.618893
>>618892
No, I read that story about the ironworks or whatever
I still wish they'd put more well written books out
They're missing out on so much money
No.618894
>>618893
They stopped putting out books years ago. Mostly because it was just outsourced stuff and real inconsistent, but they also didn't make much money.
Since khans block the story's been on online articles.
Gideon was a street rat who got trained and then erebos killed his friends.
Jace was being used as a political spy and mind-erased his master completely and himself mostly.
Liliana was a healer who did shit with necromancy and was tricked by some raven guy, then went full necromancer.
Chandra was a good special girl who helped her parents but then some dicks framed her for the death of a village.
Nissa is an elf.
No.618895
>>618894
Titania > Nissa
All day erryday
Karn > Nicol Bolas > Ugin
No.618896
wow it's like these fucking nerds are speaking a different language
a nerd language
No.618897
>>618895
This is the first magic related thing you've said that isn't stupid, congratulations.
Titania wasn't a planeswalker though.
No.618898
>>618897
Seems like being a maro-sorcerer is less fatal than being a planeswalker
No.618900
*planeswwalks into thread*
No.618901
>>618900
>activates karn's ult
No.618902
>>618901
*stifles a lottle*
No.618903
>>618902
There's a reason I run isochron sceptre + silence
No.618904
Magic's actually pretty neat except you have to learn all these gay words and what they mean fuck that shit
No.618905
hey you guys wanna flarp after this
No.618906
>>618903
*sacs reliquary monk*
No.618907
No.618908
>>618907
i could also just end of turn / start of turn k grip
No.618910
speaking of grand sweeiping mythologies
goddamn do i love the Chronicles of Narnia
just the whole worldbuilding of it all, i just have a lot of childlike (for lack of a better term) wonder for it
like, imagine
going into a wardrobe to anothe rland, ruling over it as royalty for years and years, and then popping out again as though no time had passed
and the whole origin, with the wardrobe being crafted out of the tree that grew from the first apple in narnia that was planted on earth
just, ugh, i love this shit
time to watch the movies and reread the whole series
anyway
how's your president's day going
No.618911
>>618910
First and best waifu
No.618912
>>618910
the story got worse as it became more intensely religious
like the last book might as well just be a weird rendition of revelations
not like in a 'all religion is awful' *tips fedora* just the story got less interesting
aslan was a jesus metaphor and then things got a lot more literal
No.618913
His Dark Materials was also a series that sort of dropped in quality a bit when it brought in heavy-handed religious symbolism, but that one was anti-religious if anything
No.618914
>>618910
it was weird going back through those books as an adult and realizing just how big of a christianity advert they were
No.618915
We should all worship Tash tbh
No.618916
>>618913
i remember they come across god at one point and they just like touch him and he dissolves
No.618917
>>618911
god she was a nutter
that was a good book, probably my favorite, and a great scene
all i want is some rings, man
but you have strange taste in waifu
she's literally the christian devil/bogeyman
No.618918
>>618917
>7 feet tall
>noble disposition
>uberwoman
>raven hair
>hot
>can fucking destroy steel doors with a terrible word
Are you gay?
No.618919
>>618916
He was really weak or something and then they kill him to put him out of his misery.
No.618920
>>618916
>>618913
wasn't there literally a battle against heaven
i never actually finished those books, never started the spyglass
>>618919
wow, now that is a heavy-handed metaphor
No.618921
I wish I'll be allowed to go to ny in march
No.618922
>>618918
no, i mean, yeah she's hot, and i dig power, but i can't get over the symbolism sorry
No.618923
remember when all those scientists in the books were like 'yo let's power our dimensional portals by ripping apart these kids' souls, would that be sick or what'
No.618924
>>618923
Even though I think they did actually rip out souls somehow that was just like a normal thing iirc. It was normal to have your soul as a pet thing and everyone liked it and thought having it in your body was weird.
No.618925
daemons-as-souls is such a fun concept
i'm jealous tbh
No.618926
>>618924
everybody had their souls outside their bodies in animal form, but the scientists were severing the connection between them and basically lobotomizing them
No.618927
>>618926
Right that was it. I couldn't remember if the pet souls were a normal thing or if it was produced.
I know they went to a different world (I think it was supposed to be 'the real world') where people just had souls in their bodies.
No.618928
>>618927
yeah, they slip through dimension with the knife into like, oxford or something
basically the "real world" version of the academy in the first book
and then there's this city with ghosts in it? that's where the knife is? idk my memory is fuzzy
i can only remember the details of one religious metaphor book series at a time
No.618929
>literally santa shows up
what the fuck how did i forget this
>hands out swords
sweet lol
No.618930
Not in my 8utt! Not in my 8utt!!!!!!!!
No.618931
>>618930
Too late! It's t)(e w)(ole way in! And it's not coming out for a w)(ale! 38D
No.618933
>>618932
why did this pic make me think about the shemale!BigAss!Serenity/Mayor anal vore fic?
No.618934
No.618935
planeswalkers were the worst thing to happen to magic prove me wroooooooong you can't
(and not the concept of planeswalkers, those have been in magic forever, but the actual planeswalker card format)
No.618936
>>618935
Do you have any reason as to why you think they're bad.
No.618938
>>618937
cletus let's hear your fuckboy voice
No.618939
man, all these fuckin nerds talkin about card games
real cool kids talk about the metaphorical implications of movies and shit
like oh my god this kid was just some dude in britain like, a week ago, and now he's riding a unicorn into battle against an evil witch
holy shit the eagles are bombing this opposing army did they realize the "german bomber" parallels they're making here, was that intentional, are they actually the bad guys
((god i miss playing magic so much, that was a real fun part of being at college, i knew a guy with a cube))
No.618942
>>618939
how did your parents take the suicide and pedophilia
No.618943
>>618940
i cannot take this song seriously on a good day but trying to listen to it with batman forever in the background is just
fuckin hilarious
No.618944
>>618936
Nah, just personal preference
No one in my personal group of casual players use them
No.618945
wow this aslan death scene is ripped straight from the bible like
No.618947
Robert "Toby "Radiation" " Fox may have deleted his old site... but he forgot to delete this snazzy portrait!
No.618948
>>618945
I told you it gets super heavy
>>618944
They're essentially weird enchantments in usability. Do you just literally not care for them and that's it.
No.618949
No.618950
>>618945
Who the heck are you anyway
No.618951
>>618948
>I told you it gets super heavy
"true sacrifice of an innocent who is treated like a traitor undoes the old laws and causes death to turn back"
like christ dude that's jesus, that's not even subtle, and this was in the movie not even the book
No.618952
>>618950
'tis the wonk, who has crawled from the dirt of his grave to plague us once more
No.618954
>>618950
just some clown, man, ignore me
No.618955
>>618948
The folks I play with find them to be OP (their claim, not mine)
the part I agree with them on is that it seems magic is very much centered around them now
like if Baron Sengir was still around, he'd be a planeswalker and not just a cool legendary
No.618956
jadis's dual-wielding stance is super hot tho tbh
No.618957
>>618954
I still don't understand why wonk is suicidal even though he's been doing real good in studies, he had a family and all that stuff too
the only downside is he was a pedo but as long as he doesn't harm any child it should be fine
No.618958
>>618955
If you mean story the planeswalkers did relatively little in khans.
The legendary creatures from it were much more relevant.
No.618959
woah fuck lion jesus just ate her face, that was hardcore
why didnt he do that forever ago
>>618957
*was suicidal
i'm better now. and the thing was, i wasn't dong well in studies, i hadn't been for a long time. between lying about that to all my friends and family and doing way too many drugs, i wasn't in a good mental state. depression isn't magically cured by doing well in school and "having a family" or whatever, man, it's not that simple.
and i'm not a pedophile, that's just an /hsg/ myth.
No.618960
>>618958
I'm steadily coming to realize planeswalkers aren't that bad and I'm just being stubborn
As long as the group I play with doesn't use them, I won't either, but clearly they're not the showboats I thought they were
No.618961
>>618959
"I am not a pedophile"
t. A Liar
No.618963
>>618959
>I'm not a pedophile
No.618964
>>618962
yeah for the longest time whenever I pulled a planeswalker I just sold it at my local store for more packs hahah
No.618965
>>618959
>and i'm not a pedophile
No.618967
why is undyne wearing a turban
No.618968
someone post diversitytale
No.618969
>>618959
Are you actually feeling better though? People don't just wwalk outta depression, have you stopped doing drugs?
No.618970
On this day 2415 years ago, Socrates was sentenced to death by people of Athens
wwhoa
No.618971
>>618959
>and i'm not a pedophile,
No.618972
wonk is a pretty chill guy
No.618973
No.618974
damn better save that TL;DR wall text he posted on tumblr before he changes his mind and deletes it
i am a bad person and i should not find someone's fucked up life so interesting
No.618975
wonk is highly concentrated ebola incarnate
No.618976
No.618977
>>618969
yeah, it's been a year, a very good year. i'v been going to therapy, i'm on meds, and i'm off of drugs. i drink occasionally with the fam, but not in excess. i'm back in school, local this time, and it's going much better.
one of my bigger underlying issues was, believe it or not, serious videogame/internet addiction, and i've been working on that as well. that's what kept me from doing well, or better, in school, since like, middle school. so i've started sorting that out as well.
and honestly, being back here might be a sign of stagnation in my recovery tbh. it can't be good for me. but it'll likely just be for this weekend.
>>618974
do you mean the "it's been a year" prose piece? i dunno, i kind of like it. don't really know why you'd be stalking my tumblr, or find any interest in it, it's kind of personal.
what do you think of it?
No.618978
moody saved shitto, but can he save him again from wonk's new power up?
No.618979
No.618980
>>618977
>don't really know why you'd be stalking my tumblr
hahaha dont get ahead of yourself, scum
i'm not talking about you
you deserve everything that happened to you
No.618981
>>618980
ah, my bad for assuming, nevermind then.
No.618982
No.618983
No.618984
>>618980
>you deserve everything that happened to you
and yeah, this is true. i did, and i do. especially my recovery right now, thank you.
No.618985
I had a pizz yesterday
what eat today
fuggy
No.618986
>>618979
>>618983
hah, as if man
just fuck off
No.618987
how can you be someone's nigga if you save their sexual prey from them
No.618988
>>618986
damn, bro! rejected by the wonkenstein!
No.618989
No.618990
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No.618991
aaaaaa what the fuck???
why is work is super busy today???
No.618992
No.618993
>>618989
me want chiney takeout
me want szechuan dumprings
>>618992
oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thats a strong possibility
No.618994
No.618995
No.618997
>>618991
Why the FUCK are you browsing this thread if you're at work holy shit kill yourself you useless sack of fuckholes
No.618998
No.618999
>>618983
>>618986
you got me there!
No.619000
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>>618997
>not browsing hsg at work
No.619001
*presses microphone up against wonk's lippies*
shotafics?
james? shotafics?
shotafics?
No.619003
>>618999
I'm so pissed the nipples aren't on the 3D nipples
No.619005
No.619006
>>619005
why do people think that
is it because i used to be the only one who agreed with his theories
No.619007
>>619003
holy fuck
in the literal years i have spent reposting that image i have never noticed that
wow
No.619008
>>619004
ficcy? shotaficcy because wonk is picky?
No.619009
>>619006
and you were also a pedophile
and you also liked diapers
and you had his exact posting style
No.619010
im glad pom hasnt shown up again
No.619011
>>618985
a salad, you human beach ball
No.619012
>>619010
I miss the spergouts
No.619013
No.619014
I'm glad porn hasnt shown up again
No.619015
>>619012
what about my sperging...
No.619016
>>619009
is wonk a babyfur
No.619017
>>619010
he'll probably come back when homestuck updates to talk about his davepeta theories
No.619018
>>619015
yours are too abstract to laugh at
No.619019
No.619020
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No.619021
>>619010
PoM's freakouts were funny tho
>HAHAHHAHA LANKY KONG GET IT
>ITS A MEME LANKY KONG LANKY KONG
>HAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY
No.619022
>>619021
fuck did anyone save that
No.619023
>>619021
i dont wasnt aroudn for that one i just remember the would you like fries with that one
No.619025
>>619020
why don't you fuse with your pedo buddy wesley
No.619026
i think i did have a more genuine spergout when i was upset over the chad talking to the socialist qt i was obsessed with
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>>619023
oh man that was great
like he made that right?
No.619028
>>619022
it was pretty fucking amazing if i recall
the only problem was I was so certain that someone else would save it that I didn't
No.619029
>>619025
wonk is epic but he isn't that epic...
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>>619008
look, see, this is what im always talking about
you don't understand what pedophilia actually is
it's not a preference, it's not "a kink", it's not just some people who decide they like kids, it's an actual disorder with actual real symptoms, none of which i have nor have ever displayed
like, sure, call me a freak or a weirdo for stuff that i like reading (or used to like reading anyway) but calling me a pedo just isn't right
>>619009
when did i ever give the impression that i like diapers
that's bizarre
No.619031
Why is HSG so much intolerant place to be?
No.619032
>>619030
dude
bro
wonkington the third
you have posted diapersmut before
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>>619031
there's a saying in English that you should learn:
"Misery loves company"
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>>619023
the lanky one was on dumbgarbage
but really I think this one takes the cake
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>>619031
rudy you canonically hate the gays
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>>619030
>look, see, this is what im always talking about
>you don't understand what pedophilia actually is
>it's not a preference, it's not "a kink", it's not just some people who decide they like kids, it's an actual disorder with actual real symptoms, none of which i have nor have ever displayed
>like, sure, call me a freak or a weirdo for stuff that i like reading (or used to like reading anyway) but calling me a pedo just isn't right
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>>619031
said the russian idiot
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>>619032
no, i literally have not, not seriously in a "this is something i enjoy" way
if i did, and i honest to god dont recall ever doing it, it was to mock the art or to mock pom, though i seriously doubt i would do that either
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>>619036
Not gays, the male_humans_with_butthole_sexual_orientation
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>>619039
you dropped your trip there wonky
probably when you went to samefag
No.619044
the epic pedaling! the beautiful hologram of a crumbling tower of a babel! watch as he emits that light, as he hides in the bushes, pockets full of pampers, a toddler taped to his back!
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>>619037
why do i even attempt real discussion with you, you memelord
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>>619042
so.... gays
you hate gays, rudy
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>>619046
you wouldn't be able to combat me at Maximum Effort.
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>>619047
> so.... gays
Not gays! I said: male_humans_with_butthole_sexual_orientation.
Stop being so much of opression and intolerant, you little result_of_defecation!
No.619051
Rudy, Wonk, Sponge, myself, Loops
HSG is growing stronger by the day
We will retake the legacy and glory of past days
We will be better even than the long forgotten days of /co/
The fire rises
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>>619043
i switched to my phone, so sue me
but are you honestly saying that i posted diapersmut with my tripcode off and pretended it wasn't me? when was this alleged diaperposting, anyway?
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>>619047
no you see he likes lesbians because they make his peepee feels funny
also he likes futas
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>>619048
you ever consider for a sec that i want to actually talk with you, not just meme back and forth
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>>619051
soon the ritual will move on to its next stage, and we will resurrect hellstrider...
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>>619053
>also he likes futas
seriously
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>>619051
So why not just go the whole HSG back to 4chan? /co/ accepts Homestuck threads again.
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>>619050
so you hate gays
dudes who want to fuck other dudes
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>>619054
>you ever consider for a sec that i want to actually talk with you
just like you did with moody and shitto
No.619061
>>619058
only on topic threads
have you looked in any of them? they're the complete opposite of hsg, they think hussie can do no wrong and ipgd is a hero and they think homestuck is good
its disgusting
No.619062
reminder wesley is a furry
No.619063
I wonder if your average russian is like rudy
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>>619056
ERIK PANCHEM (i think that was his last name)
WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE
but no seriously the more posters that come back here the better
i miss when these threads filled up so quick that you'd go away for a few hours and the general would be already getting ready to start the new thread
No.619065
>>619062
sharktits
more like
furtits
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>>619061
more like one guy prob wonk says how Act 6 is great and the rest of thread shits on him
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>>619062
so he is a pedofur plus he likes vore
it's like the unholy trinity
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>>619065
I'm innocent where's your proof
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>>619059
Oh, a fucks sake.
Facepalm.jpg
I thought you're the guy I can keep playing a joke on, but you... You're totally ruined it.
Screw it, you know, just screw it.
Forget about it. That was a mistake.
No.619070
gas the furfags kink war now
No.619071
i agree with the arab in de nile
No.619072
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>>619067
>pedo
>fur
lot of accusations here, pal.
No.619073
>>619069
you hate the homos rudy just admit it, there's no joke here
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>>619073
>that overused everything
might as well use a sex toy
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>>619074
>plump labia = roast beef
Nah
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>>619073
who's this lovely lass
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>>619074
>the concept of "overused" pussy
yikes
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>>619076
A Beauty-Angel, duh
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>>619075
>implying I wasn't talking about the holes
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>>619073
god, vaginas are so unappealing
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>>619084
>a ginger
is this hsg
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>>619085
yes
that's literally r63 hsg's pussy, she was forced to become a prostitute after being evicted from /co/
I say forced but, it's not as if she would say no
No.619087
tbh i dont actually hate fursonas
No.619088
im not like those other guys. i admire love
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>>619084
is this honestly supposed to change their mind
i mean, i like vagina. but that doesn't mean theyre pretty
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>>619087
congrats about not hating something that has nothing to do with you
yeah good fucking job, buddy
No.619091
>>619084
that butthole looks way more appetizing
No.619092
You may say I'm a dreamer... But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll accuse me of hating peridot
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>>619091
redpill me on the butthole
No.619095
can we have an anime about girls who romanticize horses
No.619096
ok but consider: attack heterosexuality
No.619097
Vaginas, like feet, are attractive in a very disgusting way
Like, they're objectively disgusting. Pre-puberty I thought both were gross it's all hormones and sex drive that makes them hot
No.619098
people always used to tell me that i set goals that would be too hard for me to achieve. however i have finally found my true calling: celebrate friends
No.619099
who NEEDS ethically sourced memes when you can just go on a date with bronies
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>>619097
>Vaginas, like feet, are attractive in a very disgusting way
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>>619100
im tryna remember what someone said a few threads ago to tell claire and lola apart
lets see, raised defensive fists with nervous eyes
so uhhhhhh claire right?
No.619103
(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to run away from homosexuality
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>>619102
lola, nice try though. lola is significantly smaller, and their faces are a little different.
No.619105
Things like the curve of a female body are attractive in an aesthetic way
I'm sure a fag could appreciate this sort of beauty non-sexually
No.619106
>>619105
good thing we have a fag right here to ask
so do YOU appreciate it
No.619107
its impossible to improve milk
No.619108
im not like those other guys. i smell like werewolves
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No.619110
i must receive heterosexuals
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>>619104
dammit, one day I'll get it right
afterall, i gotta bump up my goofball recognition skills for when they become the dominant form of humanity in a few years
No.619112
But shit like this? Either it gets you off or it doesn't
No.619113
my neopet would NEVER popularize me
No.619114
why are cheetos always the neet food
what about something else
No.619115
>>619105
i just appreciate how nicely that hair is drawn tbqh
No.619116
it is dangerous to avoid horses
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>>619097
>vaginas, like feet
stopped reading
No.619118
vaginas are gross, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to bust a nut inside one
creampies/nakadashi -> biology's oldest, most natural fetish
No.619119
im gay for anyone who can avoid my ass
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No.619121
*goes down on the pussy*
*comes out with a beard made of pubes*
No.619122
isnt being vegan when you dont eat meat and you thrash on the floor and yell about misery
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>>619118
creampies aren't even a fetish, they're just like, aesthetic appreciation for what biology wants you do to
it's like "goddamn i love a job well done"
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>>619112
>photoshop poster filter
brb throwing up
No.619126
ok but consider: love good things
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>>619123
what about felching
do straight people do that
No.619128
>>619124
i see this gif all the time but I never click it
what happens
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>>619128
some guy covered in what looks like cotton balls and a mask tries walking towards the camera all spooky and ominously, only to fall and slide down the stairs, all sense of spookyness lost
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>>619127
why would straight people be exempt from that weird fetish
fetishes know no gender or sexuality bonds
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>>619131
>>619130
nice
i'm glad I watched it
No.619134
>Couldn't get away!
>Wild Abra used Teleport!
:T
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>>619134
nigger why were you running from an abra
i haven't kept up with pokemon since gen 2 and even i know abras are goddamn teleporting cowards
No.619136
Alakazam is a shit poke anyways
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>>619135
was training a weak pokemon that couldn't kill it in one turn and didn't want to waste time
No.619141
>tfw when you pull too hard and stale, days old, used bong water splashes on your lip a lil bit
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>>619141
>days old bong water
just change the fucking water it isn't hard
No.619144
someone explain the mechanics of a bong to me why does it need water
No.619145
>>619142
yeah it was clearly a result of my own laziness
but in my defense.......
yeah i got nothin
No.619146
>>619144
it makes you thirsty so you will need a drink after
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>>619146
that's bullshit but i believe it
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>>619144
filtration. hot smoke is pulled through the down stem and through the water, removing some (emphasis on some) of the lung-harming carcinogens and cooling the smoke so it's not so hot on your lungs.
go read wikipedia, it has a better description
>Excavations of a kurgan in Russia in 2013 revealed that Scythian tribal chiefs used gold bongs 2400 years ago to smoke cannabis and opium.
thats so fucking badass
No.619149
>>619144
you put the dank nugs in the water to let it sit, you heat up the water to mix it together, and then you drink the water
some people put ice in the long neck to cool it down before they drink it
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>>619149
you still smoke, wonky?
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>>619150
nah man, been clean a long time, gonna keep it that way
No.619152
>>619144
the smoke goes through water to cool down I think
i used to have a smoke friend i think that's how it works
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>>619151
do you at least look less like a pedophile
No.619155
other question: could accelerator teamed up with the flash defeat madara uchiha?
No.619156
>>619154
i stopped wearing that ridiculous coat, for one
i keep my hair a little shorter and more kept, but i still have the beard
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No.619158
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
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>>619155
They'd all lose to this fucker
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>>619155
But could they defeat Super Mario?
And I don't just mean Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario, equipped with Hammer Bros. suit, with an arsenal of suits in his inventory as back-up, who can breathe underwater and who defeated the sun itself. I don't mean Super Mario World Super Mario, capable of stomping entire castles to the ground, equipped with Feather Cape for limitless flying. And I don't mean Super Mario Galaxy Super Mario, who can breathe in space, regain a third of his vitality with one coin, and the one who recreated the entire universe from scratch, and who can survive inside a black hole. I don't even mean Paper Mario Super Mario, with the power of all Star Spirits and The Thousand Year Door, with abilities such as Starstorm, Clock Out which stops time, and Supernova, who was actually killed once but came back from hell to the land of the living to destroy his killer; and thus having the ability to freely move between life and the afterlife. I'm talking about Super Mario 64 Super Mario, with the Wing Cap, Metal Cap, Invisible Cap, capable of cloning other beings, with Scuttlebug Jamboree, Goomba Staircase, Goomba Oasis, utilizing Pedro Spot, being able to create HOLPs allowing him to release objects from his hand at any point in space no matter how far away, with the ability to increase his speed to infinite amounts several times the speed of light and inter-dimensional travel to Parallel Universes and back, and being able to misalign the QPUs of his foes trapping them forever in a world they cannot interact with, with all his abilities mentioned before, and prep time.
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>>619160
i'm not opening myself up to any more ridicule than i already have, thanks.
No.619163
>can't smoke weed because then you'll start doing harder drugs because of the epic lack of will
hilarious
pathetic
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>>619163
the hard drugs will make you more epic...
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>>619163
don't be so hard on yourself sponge
you're still cool even if you just vape
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>>619165
i'm making fun of you wonk
i do as i please. if i want to consume something, i do
No.619167
I think Wonk's handsome
Don't let them get you down buddy
I never got it when people were like ewww you can see the pedo on him
when i think about visual cues of sex offenders, I'm thinking more of this guy
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>>619166
leave wonk alone
he's epic..
No.619169
>>619166
are you really? cuz with all that clicking i heard i could have sworn you were projecting
No.619170
tfw only person i tweet at's twitter is gone
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>>619169
i could have sworn you were a kiddie diddler
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>>619171
he used to like shotafics apparently
No.619174
>there are people who unironically have saber from f/sn as their waifu
man
sometimes u forget how bad life can be for some ppl
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>>619169
i don't even have decent access to the harder drugs i want to do
nice projection about projecting though
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>>619172
is this an abstract kinda joey
im gettin a reallllll good joey vibe from this
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>>619171
then i guess we both were wrong
>>619167
thanks dude
>>619176
listen, buddy, pal, friendo
i'm sure it's hard for you having to deal with the knowledge that you can't do all those "epic hard drugs" and be a cool kid
let you in on a little secret, i wouldn't have access to any drugs even if i wanted to do them
but i don't. it's not a matter of "not having strong enough willpower" and you'd know that if you knew anything about addiction
it's honestly just a matter of "i did drugs to cope with bad feelings and now I'm dealing with them in a healthy way instead, and also drugs are bad for you"
although i did lose like 50 pounds on coke, that was pretty epic
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>>619177
i think it's titties
maybe we are both right and it's joey's titties
No.619180
ugh
i have to stop ranting at memelords
it's not like they understand anything i'm saying
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>>619184
much cuter on the left tbh
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>>619186
bluh same here B(
we can be rough day solidarity friends
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>>619184
trump makes you gay?
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>>619191
this tbh
slutty trump bois need to feel the bern B)
No.619198
i cant believe loopy sucks now
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>>619191
you keep saying you're not a pedo and yet
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>>619197
that's a boy
eh
alright
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>>619198
Yeah he never drew nahuatl nep
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>>619192
ok
*presents butthole*
im ready
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>>619198
oh no it's true
to be fair, i always kinda sucked tho lol
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No.619206
can you imagine being such a faggot that you're scared of guns
No.619207
"[calling me a pedo] is not true or funny or cool at all"
-wonk, pedophile, age 22
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>>619202
whoa wait i don't remember getting this request
also what the h*ck is a nahuatl
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>>619206
nope
can you imagine being such a faggot that you spam guns
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>>619208
a thing you should not draw
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>>619203
i don't think im ready for this kind of friendship
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>>619208
Nahuatl is a language you doof
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>>619213
how can nepeta be a language
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>>619214
English is a language
You can be English
No.619216
c'mon loopy
do it do it doooo it
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>>619213
ohhhh is this cousinfucker?
i can't see the little icon because i'm on mobile
don't worry fam, you will surely get a nuahatl nep
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>>619215
england is also a place you fool
the language is Nahuatl, the people are called Nahua, which you would know if you did a single google search
No.619219
>>619212
oh dang sorry, real faux pas on my part there, sorry if it offput you
here i'll fix it
*applies lipstuck to butthole*
now im ready
No.619220
>>619217
you do this just to piss me off
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>>619218
The people are actually called the Mexica??? You would know that if you did a single google search
No.619222
Cletus stop raping my heritage.
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>>619221
"Varieties of Nahuatl are spoken by an estimated 1.5 million Nahua people, most of whom live in Central Mexico"
"The Nahuas (/ˈnɑːwɑːz/[1]) are a group of indigenous people of Mexico and El Salvador"
No.619224
that BLT was nice, and filled me up
but was not very satisfying
No.619225
>>619223
The Mexica were an indigenous people of the Valley of Mexico, known today as the rulers of the Aztec empire.
Fite me scrub
Nahua is just a broad category that is shorthand for Nahuatl speakers
No.619226
who cares about oppressed brown people
i sure don't
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>>619225
i don't see how you think this means you're right
you literally said "nahuatl nepeta" and that's wrong, you can't use the name of the language instead of the name of the people, i provided you with the correct adjective for the word nahuatl, and that's the end of that
god this is a dumb argument
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>>619178
>although i did lose like 50 pounds on coke, that was pretty epic
that is actually epic holy fuck
makes me wanna get on that cokehead shit tbh
No.619230
hey wonk did you you know about cousinfucker thinking the world is flat
No.619231
>>619230
I don't believe the world is flat tho?
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>>619229
i was also barely eating for months, so, there's the to consider
>>619230
wow that's incredible, you're joking right?
No.619233
>>619229
man when i do hard stimulants i just end up chipping my teeth from bruxism
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>>619231
you did
>>619232
not joking
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>>619219
much better
*kisses the butt tenderly*
>>619220
yessssss
i don't know who you are, but i do it because my still-developing namefag instincts tell me you hate it
No.619236
>>619233
whenever i do a lot of adderall i cry during the comedown
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>>619235
why enable someone so horrible?
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>>619193
this is shit is more annoying than the gunsposting
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>>619236
huh. thats...uh...weird.
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>>619236
probably to do with your mental state
>>619233
unlucky, dude, i never had a problem with grinding
No.619242
Drugs are hazardous to your health, cost money, and are addictive
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salty foods are hazardous to your health, cost money, and are addictive
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>>619237
it's more because when i promise to make somebody a picture, i have more motivation to finish it and not put it off and be lazy
i want to become a good artist, so promising pictures to people is a way for me to practice, and i don't mind who asks
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>>619244
Wonk is a pedantic fuck
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>>619245
find someone else
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>>619241
Yeah I recently did my right incisor and now it comes to a point and is noticeably different from the left
I wonder what my fucking dentist thinks.
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>>619249
"I fucking hate furries"
No.619251
loopy would you draw a wizzerd
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>>619247
you're god damned right i am
>>619249
he probably thinks "golly he must have bruxism" you dork
No.619253
>>619248
It's not even like I'm making a bad request
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>>619251
see, draw this, this is good
No.619255
>>619251
it looks like its gots peckas for hands
No.619256
>tfw no floating blue dick hands
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>>619252
heheheheh
also, in other news:
>Kanye West reveals he’s $53 million in debt, tweets Mark Zuckerberg asking for money
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>>619259
.........................................fam......
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>>619260
.........................................nigger......
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omg there's a double rainbow behind my workplace!
>>619251
whoa now that i'm actually looking at this, what the heck is it?
No.619264
.....................................slime man
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I mean it's obviously some enemy from one of the Mario rpgs by the art style but what is it?
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>>619260
is this cousinfucker? i'll draw yours too, don't worry
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>>619263
it's a paper mario enemy! there isn't really anything said about it except that it's like, an ancient part-organic part-machine thing. it kind of floats around and does late-game rpg enemy stuff
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>>619268
No I was just agreeing with you what the heck is a wizzerd
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>>619269
why would that ever happen
one should never be in a place where that should be possible
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>>619275
I assume the dude was gonna send a dick + gun pic
idk
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>>619271
ohhhh, was it in the original paper mario?
i played that on the n64 but i don't remember that guy
No.619280
I hate fucking NYHHIIIIGGERS
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>>619279
Maybe it's from TTYD
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>>619278
yeah sure of course, a classic sext, the "dick +gun"
but you should never put your bits near the moving parts, everyone knows that
No.619284
life is like a nigger
here in
cletus's house
No.619285
They're all poor like obama
fuck
michelle obama
No.619286
libcuckian niiiiights
and numalian daaaaays
offended a lot
more often than not
on behalf of some gaaaaaays
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No.619288
what if tyrone and james fused to create a pedonigger
No.619289
>>619288
hellstrider reborn...
No.619291
>>619287
look at niggers
they're tryna raise money
(but they're poor so they got no money)
No.619292
>>619269
omg lol
it looks like a stretchy toy or like silly putty that has been stretched into a bullet entry thingy
No.619293
>>619281
maybe so
i never played any of the newer ones
No.619294
GRAVITY FALLS HAS STARTED
No.619295
>>619294
grashitty balls...
No.619296
>>619293
you should play that one
No.619297
>>619288
>>619289
>>619290
When will the dominican loliman return?
No.619298
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No.619299
>>619294
tell me how it is
ive barely watched the show but i feel kinda engaged with its mythology
No.619300
>>619294
whoa neet
is it the last part of weirdmaggedon?
>>619292
>bullet entry thingy
it's called the bolt, you adorable precious thing you
No.619301
>>619297
is the middle one you
No.619302
>>619301
I was going to make a joke about the triforce but nobody here has a modicum of power, wisdom or courage
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No.619304
>>619302
you'd take ganon's place since you're both black
No.619305
>>619302
Hellstrider left hsg
No.619306
>>619304
No because I'm an epic king of evil
>>619305
Nobody leaves
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No.619308
>>619296
i'll see about picking it up, i still have a wii laying around somewhere
No.619309
>>619306
unepic king of niggers
No.619310
i'd make an epic hero of time tbh
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No.619316
>>619315
They were gonna make it until people bitched and they made edgy TP instead
No.619317
cletus and wonk posting together
i think we need to take a note out of hitler's book
No.619319
>>619317
We should always look to Hitler for guidance I agree
No.619320
>>619318
nobody cares about homestuck anymore
No.619322
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>>619320
sigh
i know...
that's why i jumped ship to undertale
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No.619327
Namco High 2 Kickstarter when
No.619328
a kickstarter to save shitto
No.619329
what if a kickstarter to make a hsg themed 3d point and click to try and 1-up hussie's game?
No.619330
You know, I lied
I think Hussie's hubris at its zenith occurred during Namco High's creation
Like the fact that Davesprite and Terezi are in a terrible NAMCO DATING SIM is just mindboggling to me
No.619331
>>619329
I'm pretty sure the combined art of our joeyanons already one-ups hiveswap
No.619332
>>619330
remember when that studio went bankrupt? I mean just totally took a shit as soon as that game was launched?
No.619333
>4/co/ doesn't like the ending of grabbity balls
>calls alex hirsch a hack
>Alex Hirsch
>AH
>Andrew Hussie
>AH
>A HACK
No.619334
>>619333
how'd it end
did stan die in fire like predicted
No.619335
>>619333
how long is all of gravity falls? I heard it only had like two seasons so I might binge it
No.619336
>>619331
but how much more epic would it be if there was a joey-themed dating sim/third person shooter???
No.619337
>>619332
the studio was shut down literally less than a year after release. they survived like 7 and a half months.
i wonder what hussie honestly thinks about his business decisions and his own work history
does he think he can do no wrong? is he constantly screaming in his mind while acting like everything his okay? I really wonder.
No.619338
We'll always have joeyquest...
No.619339
I wonder how butthurt they'll be when stevey uni ends
No.619340
>>619337
>does he think he can do no wrong?
that's what all narcissists think
No.619341
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sorry for the lack of peri lately
i'll be sure to ramp it up later
No.619342
>>619341
No it's really alright we understand
No.619343
>>619340
see I don't know if Andrew really is a narcissist
sometimes I suspect that he's in waaaaay over his head and he's confused and scared and is just kind of blindly hurtling forward without any long term planning
No.619344
>>619336
joey shoots up her school!!
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No.619346
>>619334
Stan and Ford swap places in order to trap Bill inside Stan's mind. Stan's memory is erased but then comes back
>>619335
40 eps, about 20 minutes per episode, so 14 hours or so?
No.619347
>>619341
i dont even care anymore
No.619348
>>619343
>blindly hurtling forward without any long term planning
considering that that's homestuck to a T, i think you may be on to something
No.619349
>>619341
If Stan's memory can come back why can't Bill?
No.619351
>>619349
because reasons.
Like, i get it, but it's dumb.
No.619352
Gravity Falls is good but they like never fucking play it
No.619354
>>619353
this still makes me laugh
No.619355
>>619353
*plants rows of corn in Wes' forehead*
No.619356
Bookshelf Books
, , , Florist Friar, GameInformPowerDailyPro Subscription, Gygaxian Libram, Libram of BRICKOs, Libram of Candy Heart Summoning, Libram of Divine Favors, Libram of Love Songs, Libram of Resolutions, Libram of Taffy, McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome, Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire, Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts, Thinknerd Grimoire, Tome of Clip Art, Tome of Smithsness, Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Tome of Sugar Shummoning
Skills
Candyblast, Cringle's Curative Carol, Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin, Executive Narcolepsy, Fashionably Late, Frigidalmatian, Holiday Weight Gain, Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration, Iron Palm Technique, Jingle Bells, Käsesoßesturm, Kung Fu Hustler, Lunch Break, Managerial Manipulation, Natural Born Skeleton Killer, Offensive Joke, Rainbow Gravitation, Silent Slam, Silent Slice, Silent Squirt, Stealth Mistletoe, Stringozzi Serpent, Summon "Boner Battalion", Summon Crimbo Candy, Summon Geeky Gifts, Summon Taffy, Surge of Icing, Toynado, Unaccompanied Miner, Vent Rage Gland, Volcanometeor Showeruption, Wassail
Familiars
Ancient Yuletide Troll, Artistic Goth Kid, Astral Badger, Attention-Deficit Demon, Baby Bugged Bugbear, Baby Sandworm, Baby Yeti, Blavious Kloop, Bloovian Groose, BRICKO chick, Bulky Buddy Box, Casagnova Gnome, Chauvinist Pig, Cheshire Bat, Coffee Pixie, Comma Chameleon, Cotton Candy Carnie, Crimbo Elf, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Cymbal-Playing Monkey, Dancing Frog, Dandy Lion, Dataspider, Disembodied Hand, Doppelshifter, Dramatic Hedgehog, Emo Squid, Evil Teddy Bear, Fancypants Scarecrow, Feather Boa Constrictor, Feral Kobold, Flaming Face, Frumious Bandersnatch, Gluttonous Green Ghost, Green Pixie, Hand Turkey, Hanukkimbo Dreidl, Happy Medium, He-Boulder, Hippo Ballerina, Holiday Log, Hunchbacked Minion, Inflatable Dodecapede, Jack-in-the-Box, Jill-O-Lantern, Jitterbug, Knob Goblin Organ Grinder, Li'l Xenomorph, Llama Lama, Mad Hatrack, Mini-Adventurer, Mini-Hipster, Mini-Skulldozer, Nanorhino, Nervous Tick, Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, O.A.F., Obtuse Angel, Pair of Ragged Claws, Pair of Stomping Boots, Penguin Goodfella, Peppermint Rhino, Personal Raincloud, Pet Rock, Piano Cat, Pottery Barn Owl, Psychedelic Bear, Pygmy Bugbear Shaman, Reagnimated Gnome, Reanimated Reanimator, RoboGoose, Robot Reindeer, Rock Lobster, Rogue Program, Snow Angel, Snowy Owl, Spirit Hobo, Squamous Gibberer, Steam-Powered Cheerleader, Stocking Mimic, Sugar Fruit Fairy, Sweet Nutcracker, Teddy Bear, Teddy Borg, Temporal Riftlet, Tickle-Me Emilio, Toothsome Rock, Underworld Bonsai, Uniclops, Wild Hare, Wind-up Chattering Teeth, Wizard Action Figure
No.619357
>>619356
This post smells of niggerclit
No.619358
>>619357
This post smells of nigger
No.619359
>>619343
I'm pretty sure he does just think he can do whatever bullshit, he did that before homestuck and he never stopped
I remember an interview about the kickstarter where he said he completely expected the amount of money raised, like fuck off no you didn't
No.619360
>>619359
i dunno man
youd have to be stupid to not realize how rabid the fans were back then
No.619361
>>619344
joey claire: real human bean!
No.619362
tbh i'm surprised hussman didn't try to advertise homestuck more
its obvious that relying on one hardcore dedicated tumblrites instead of promoting more base-level fans across the internet was a huge mistake
No.619363
>>619362
By the time homestuck was getting big everyone who wasn't already into it avoided it like the plague
No.619364
>>619362
holy shit i worded that terribly, my apologies
No.619365
>>619360
here's the thing, he originally had 10 slots for the $10k fantroll tier, but when people started actually paying in that tier the tier shut briefly before coming back with only two slots
it's really obvious just from that he didn't expect such an amount
No.619366
>>619365
it happened with the undertale kickstarter too
it was actually marketed as "your fantroll" too
No.619370
>>619368
does this troll have a pinecone dick?
No.619371
>>619369
ayyyyyyyy sports madden in the hizzy
No.619372
No.619374
>>619369
>hussie didn't even draw her on model in the one panel she's in
No.619375
>>619373
i was surprised since apparently pleb was the one who made this
No.619376
>>619369
sports is pretty qt
No.619378
my fantroll has every bloodcolor and can change it at will
*DO NOT STEAL*
No.619379
No.619380
my footsies are still warm
No.619381
my footsies are still warm.
No.619382
>>619378
oh yeah well my fantroll's blood is ultraviolet
she has mind control over trolls and beasts, telekinesis, smell and taste sight like terezi even though she isn't blind, is super STRONG and also has gl'bgolyb's vast glub
she also has every specubus and is really pretty and everyone likes her
she's lives with the rustbloods because the upper echelon of trolls can't see how royal her blood actually is due to it only being in ultraviolet
original character do not steal B)))))
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No.619384
>>619382
is her quirk using retarded smilies
No.619385
my footsies are still warm
No.619386
ANON WE NEED AN UPDATE ON YOUR FOOTSIES
No.619387
i stuck my footsies up my ass because i am a dumb queer
No.619388
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No.619389
>>619384
yes
every 'b' is capitalized and followed by a '(', '|', or ')' depending on her mood
No.619390
>>619388
I thought they were on the Brazilian team at first
No.619391
You can
LITERALLY
see the bottom of her ass cheek.
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No.619398
fuck you! >:)
i aiiin't havin this shit! >:D
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No.619400
i wonder how long before hsg is the last dying ember on this chan
No.619401
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
/bane/ still exists somehow
No.619402
>>619400
how long until hotwheels gives 8chan to grant
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No.619404
does baneposting still exist
No.619405
>>619404
After they literally made that plane crash, what else could they do? It was all downhill from thereb
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No.619408
>>619405
>what else could they do?
make the fire rise
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No.619410
>>619409
thanks crossie, but we know that xlr wrote fanfics
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No.619415
is it me you're looking for?
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No.619418
why was there a tribute to lionel richie
he's still alive, he fucking participated
why was there no tribute to natalie cole, who actually died
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>>619421
that's dumber than the "bane plane crash" thing
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No.619425
>>619424
i think you should stop being gay
No.619426
>>619424
it's dumb
that's my thought
"Kek was the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. He was the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness." that's kinda interesting
No.619427
No.619428
told you guys he was gonna delete that post
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No.619433
>>619431
i want some the pretz
No.619434
bill will come back if somebody jogs stan's memory of bill. i doubt there was anything in her journal to remind him of her
No.619435
but it's not like there'll be a third season anyway
No.619436
>>619434
as he's burning bill recites an incantation that seems to be a contingency plan for death, basically saying "i'll be back"
No.619437
>>619411
sans would deal with gamzee as soon as he found out what he did
No.619438
>>619436
yeah!!! i heard that too, and it would figure something immortal would have back-up plans. i just hope there's another gf thing with him in it
No.619439
>>619437
not if he understood what happened to gamzee
and if gam was being a pacifist toward everyone in the underground, why would sans care
No.619440
>>619439
yeah, then he wouldn't. but why would gamzee just stop?
No.619441
>>619440
because he's not a constant murder machine? there's more to his character than "lol murder"
imagine him rapping with blooky and cooking with toriel and undyne and papyrus
No.619442
>>619441
there was more to his character, before he fell victim to AH (A Hack)
No.619443
>>619442
he'll be back
just you wait and see
No.619444
No.619445
>>619441
no see
there was, when he was high
But the second he sobered up he became a murderous fuck-knuckle
The second the underground runs outta sopor, unless it's in LE's plan for them to not die, EVERYTHING's gonna die
No.619446
>>619445
wasnt that retroactively caused by spiders or something
No.619447
the GF finale was okay
kinda nice they added the two Dipper in the credits
No.619448
>>619446
what
I didn't think so, he was always an evil prick
No.619449
the goys are back in town
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No.619456
>getting pumped while reading a manga about Ballroom dance
this is some gooood shit
No.619457
i'm here but i dunno what to shitpost about
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No.619459
>>619458
Oh my god, it's Joey! Hi, Joey!
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No.619461
>>619460
Don't do it, Joey! We love you!
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No.619463
>>619460
you have so much to live for!
like Hives-ooops
No.619464
>previous days this week were like 9F at this time
>its 48f out right now
weather is wild
No.619465
*loops into thread*
my h*cking piece-of-p** cat woke me up 4 times last night
like i was super tired and had a headache yesterday evening so i went to bed particularly early last night so i could rest up
and now i'm still tired because she wouldn't stop scurrying around and tokyo drifting on the hard flooring while meowing, and also jumping up on the bed to sit her fat butt across my lungs multiple times, between like 2am and 6am
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No.619467
>>619465
>piece-of-p**
pie?
No.619468
>>619467
uh its actually "pea" excuse you
No.619469
mobile posting has gotten me so used to doing things the hard way, it makes me grateful that my pc exists
No.619470
goddammit
why is my orientation on the same day we have a winter storm advisory
its real shitty outside, i hope they cancel
No.619472
>>619470
my dude
what part of the country do you live in?
No.619473
someone post, i'm getting bored
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No.619476
>>619475
this is not the kind of post i was hoping for
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No.619478
>the last Barkley 2 update was 6 months ago
they are taking their goddamn time
No.619479
>>619478
one of the guys has a devblog that's fairly new
No.619480
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>>619476
you love Peridot too!
No.619481
>>619480
poopydot pls leave
No.619482
>Nintendo took down the SMBZ patron
man why can't they fuck off
No.619483
i have finally managed to get my tablet working as desired
now, please take bets on how long this will last
No.619484
>>619482
what the hell is smbz
No.619485
>>619482
lmao
>>619484
super mario bros z
a newgrounds flash combining mario sonic and dbz
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>>619485
>a newgrounds flash combining mario sonic and dbz
holy fucking wow
No.619490
>>619483
it will stop working once you reboot you pc
No.619491
I remember liking it back when I was like 12
No.619492
>>619491
it's still epic.... p-please support....
No.619494
>>619483
my tablet works as long as I keep the focus on SAI, if i do anything else it stops working.
No.619495
>>619490
i believe we have a winner
solution: never reboot my pc
No.619497