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>>621691
if your favoured candidate has been in public office for 30 years he is not ant establishment
No.621762
we
are the crystal jebs
im gonna win first place
and if you say i can't
slow and steady wins the race
No.621763
WHOA-OH GUAC JEBBY BLAMALAM
No.621764
zika virus still birth - EPIC NEW
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>>621764
talk about a silver lining
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>>621761
oh yeah he was real good at toeing party lines and choosing only the popular ideas that he knew would win him support
nothing says "supporting the establishment" like speaking to an empty room about why the 1991 gulf war would be a bad idea and would lead to more wars, a sentiment shared by no one
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No.621775
reading stuff about jeb's life is so fucking depressing
he has spent his entire life dreaming about becoming president, working so hard to get there.
meanwhile his brother who got the job didn't even want it, he just wanted to do some blow and live easy, and just kinda ended up where he did without trying. and their parents love george for it, while jeb is their painful disappointment.
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>>621774
lola always, ALWAYS, looks like she's ready to punch a nigga out if he doesn't get to steppin
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>>621774
I wonder what goes on through this woman's head
No.621779
what if she decides to make another goofball
No.621780
>>621771
Nothing says anti-establishment like calling the cops on students protesting your voting for military action in Kosovo
No.621781
>>621775
that quote really gets me
george saying "i never wanted to be president" and jeb saying wistfully "i did" and george just jokingly saying "yeah, you did"
like it was all just a game to him
that fucking idiot
jeb has been dead inside since 2000
No.621782
>>621779
now she can do it with 100% chance thanks to zika!
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>>621780
Yes Trump is so establishment with his wall and Muslim ban and "Bush lied people died"
No.621784
>>621747
She loves me to death
No.621785
*camera zooms in on lola's face*
[in slurring chipmunk voice]
you wanna catch these hands cuh?
No.621787
lola doing the slow motion bruce lee hand motions
No.621788
>>621784
*she'd love to kill you
No.621790
i want to cum inside this beautiful gem
No.621791
im so sick of seeing steven universe shit
every goddamn day
im going to legitimately fucking kill all of you in real life
No.621792
peri needs to get a restraining order...
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>>621791
give in to the uni
No.621796
>>621794
Peri submits to Joey!
No.621797
i wish bill cipher was real
No.621798
We all submit to our supreme leader, JOEY!
No.621799
>>621793
im going to give you this knife
multiple times in the ribs
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>>621799
that's not how gem fusion works silly! :P
this is why you need to watch the show! :D
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>>621795
how does bill look really good but the peridot is plain awful
No.621807
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>you will never submit to green diamond
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>>621806
what race is Jasper
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>>621805
Bill Cipher is a fucking triangle with an eye
No.621810
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>>621791
you need to relax my man
No.621811
>>621808
race: "delete this"
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>>621809
the eye looks good
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>>621813
i hate these faggots
No.621816
how do we end the anti SU posters
No.621817
>>621791
Isn't this suuuuuuch
A beautiful cartooooon, whoa-oh
No.621818
>>621791
all you need to do is kill wesley
No.621819
i have shit 4 times this morning
i havent even finished one cup of coffee
am i dying
No.621821
who are all these unepic blue people
No.621822
>>621820
this shit is so fucking gay
No.621823
If you were to replace Undertale characters with HSG personalities, the game would still have the same popularity
No.621824
>>621822
>hetero couple eloping
>gay
???
No.621825
File: 1455907635633.png (120.93 KB, 557x798, 557:798, 8c50de41-7bdb-424a-807f-7c….png)
you wanna know what isn't gay?
peri
No.621826
you wanna know what isn't gay?
*motions toward my toilet bowl*
No.621828
>>621825
did you watch the show, peri is very gay
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No.621831
>still no SEGA codes
maybe using the one email with the word "throwaway" in it wasnt a good idea
No.621832
>>621828
>>621827
There is literally not one piece of evidence for this
No.621833
>>621830
Hai rama tbh
>>621831
You didn't need an email to get JSR and Golden Axe...
No.621835
>>621832
The first stage
Denial
No.621836
*points at steven's gargantuan, turgid 11 incher*
is THIS a weapon??
No.621837
Oh anon, you're so funny! Tell us again about 'that feel when no girlfriend'!
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>>621833
i'm talking about the other SEGA thing
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>>621832
i dont know what show YOU were watching
but in steven universe peridot has thirsted over both amethyst and garnet
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>>621845
no actually they're in the right order
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>>621844
>didn't move the eyelashes
It's
SHIT
H
I
T
No.621853
I'M THE SAME BOY I USED TO BE
No.621855
>>621854
i actually just started a new bloodborne playthrough yesterday so this hit me pretty hard
No.621856
>>621855
i'm keeping myself away from my copy because i want to go into ds3 at least a little rusty
sooooon
No.621858
>>621857
cummed so hard he blasted anon's nose away
No.621861
>>621860
i remember when doodle wrote an entire paragraph about her MPreg!HSG/MSPAF headcanons
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No.621863
>>621861
I knew she liked that stuff but I didn't know about the mpreg thing
No.621864
>>621862
This is not homestuck
No.621865
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>>621863
ok i talk more about hsg/mspaf here dont look at me
ugh i could maintain a blog about my dumb mspaf and hsg headcanons for at least 3 months w/o generating new content. just. posting things i’ve thought of already. or drawn. i have pages of them kissing with notes about how they would kiss and why. it’s so bad. i’m so bad. kill me. literally kill me and my love for these awful human boys. before it kills me.
it’s funny because HSG itself is awful?? like. i dont have to defend that statement. but…i literally can’t deal with how awful i am for this dumb imaginary ship. you don’t understand. you don’t understand.
but gOD LIKE…IMAGINE EVERY YEAR MSPAF SPENDS 5 MONTHS LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR HSG AND THROWS OUT AT LEAST 2 GIFTS BECAUSE THERYE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THERE"S NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE HE’LL LIKE THEM?? AND THEN HSG FORGETS MSPAF’S BIRTHDAY AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION SO HE JACKS OFF ONTO A PICTURE OF VRISKA AND IS LIKE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT” AND SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY CRYING BECAUSE HE FUCKED UP HE F U C K E D U P
OR LIKE
MSPAF TRIES TOTAKE HIM ON A DATE BUT HSG IS BANNED FROM MOST RESTAURANTS EVER??? AND EVEN THEN LIKE HE CANT AHNDLE BEING EVEN A LITTLE GAY IN PUBLIC BECAUSE HES AN INSECURE CHILD SO IT BARELY EVEN COUNTS AS A DATE, “ITS A BRO DATE, BROS DONT FUCK, DONT TOUCH ME DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME” AND HE CAUSES A SCENE
OR MSPAF PUTS ON HSGS SWEATER AND HSG CANT SLEEP FOR A WEEK BECAUSE MSPAF IS SO MOE THAT BOY IS GOING TO BE THE END OF HIM
AND THE WHOLE TIME TUMBLR IS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. SHOULD I??? HELP??? GOD I DONT. WANT TO EVEN SEE THIS.” AND FEELS SUPER SMUG BECAUSE HSG DESERVES ALL THE EMOTIONS HES AVOIDED HIS WHOLE AWFUL LIFE BUT ALSO SHE FEELS TERRIBLE FOR MSPAF BUT ALSO MSPAF IS SO WILLFULLY IGNORANT THAT SHE JUST CHINHANDS AND WATCHES THESE AWFUL BOYS TEAR EACH OTHER APART.
DA MAKES JOKES ABOUT SHIPPING THEM AND DRAWS FANART BUT HAS NO IDEA ABOUT HOW REAL IT IS. HOW BAD HSG WANTS TO SUCK THIS DUDES DICK.
CAN YOU IMAGINE HSG TAKING CARE OF MSPAF WHILE HE"S SICK?? LIKE WHILE MSPAF IS REALLY OUT OF IT HSG SOMEHOW FUNCTIONS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND MAKES HIM SOUP AND PATS HIS FACE AND MAKES SURE HES WEARING WARM SOCKS BUT THE MOMENT MSPAF IS COHERENT ENOUGH TO LOOKHIM IN THE EYE HE FOLDS LIKE A WET PAPER NAPKIN AND SPILLS THE SOUP ON MSPAF ON PURPOSE AND TUMBLR SI JUST LIKE “YOU WRE SO CLOSE. YOU WERE SO CLOSE. YOU FUCKED UP” AND HSG IS LIKE “SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU I HATE THIS” AND CRIES FOR TWO DAYS
GOD
No.621867
>>621866
i'm glad doodles committed self-immolation, now
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No.621869
>tfw no rollerskatin punk graffiti korean gf
No.621870
>>621866
> i have pages of them kissing with notes about how they would kiss and why
oh my god that's so cute
>SO HE JACKS OFF ONTO A PICTURE OF VRISKA AND IS LIKE “HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT” AND SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY CRYING BECAUSE HE FUCKED UP HE F U C K E D U P
oh my god that's so cute
No.621872
where the fuck are you supposed to find jsr fanart
this is bullshit i want more cube
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No.621874
death is a party and you're all invited
No.621875
i've only ever played jsrf
but goddamn this gameplay is fun
No.621876
>>621870
who the fuck are you
No.621877
>>621876
just a big fan of doodle's art, and a huge fan of cute headcanons for gross ships
No.621878
>>621857
*contemplates jacking off to this*
No.621879
>lay in bed
>left headphones under sheets somehow and accidentally lay on them
>CRUNCH
>one of the ear thingies is hanging off now
fack
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No.621881
how do we stop the growing menace of hsg's secret fujo underground
No.621882
>>621881
but there are no girls left in hsg
No.621883
>>621877
i think its just cute seeing someone so broken up over being turned on by something they think is awful
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>>621882
that's what they want you to think
No.621885
thats the point
the only good girls are secret girls
which is why the girl gamer and girl posters are all hated
not because theyre girls but because theyre not secret girls
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No.621887
Was Metastuck HSG's magnum opus? Did we ever accomplish something greater?
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30 minutes into “Camp Pining Hearts and chill” and she falls asleep on your shoulder
>>621883
it's pretty cute-larious
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No.621896
this is what the undertale fandom has become
gaster-based OC skeletons
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>>621896
Is there porn of it yet
No.621898
A book with Trump's face on it called "The Art of the Deal"
A book with Sander's face on it called "The Art of the Steal"
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>>621896
this is f*cked up
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>>621897
yes of course
the big one is called "hipster" as in, big hipped version of Gaster
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>>621900
I tried looking up "shovel knight theme" when that was posted and never found anything that fit.
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>>621896
why does it have stumps
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>>621900
bad post
but still greater than metastuck
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>>621903
did you not see the first picture
the doctor defeated "sweaty" and chopped off his arms and legs, renamed him "sweety", and keeps him as his severely drugged pet
>>621899
you would not beleive
an anon asked the artist "sweety is well taken care of, right?"
the artist answered with these photos and
"at first but then Doc gets bored and Sweety dies of starvation goodbye"
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i see undertale found it's fluffyponies
No.621909
the only good thing to come out of undertale was to make hussie publicly jealous about its success and to try to claim it as something he helped make
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>>621908
This shit has work to do before it's anywhere near as good as fluffy ponies
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>>621909
all ive seen him say is the response to toby thanking him for letting him live in the basement, hussie said something like "tmaybe that's why it's called undertale"
and i may not be as acquainted with hussie's wit as you, but i think that was a joke
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>>621892
Joey quest is glub's project, not hsg's
No.621913
this isnt fluffyponies
the art for fluffyponies was ironically bad
this is good art, skill wise
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>>621911
he said he considers it a part of mspaint adventures you retarded animals. Try reading once in a while so you can keep up with the rest of the class.
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>>621915
this is an okay terezi
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>>621914
I don't remember him saying that but it's possible.
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>>621914
i highly doubt that
where did he say it?
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>>621912
fine
what about, the whole of the Joey Mythos
No.621922
>>621914
iirc he said he was proud of undertale as part of homestuck's legacy
which is still pretty presumptuous of him, but he wasn't literally saying it was mspa. that was just hsg exaggerating for comedic effect.
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COM3 LOOK 4T MY 4SS 3V3RYON3
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W4NN4 TOUCH 1T
TH4TS OK4Y YOU C4N TOUCH 1T
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CMON YOU KNOW YOU W4NT TO TOUCH 1T
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YOU C4N 3V3N PUT STUFF 1N 1T 1F YOU W4NT
W41T WH3R3 4R3 YOU GO1NG
WHY 1SNT 4NYON3 P4Y1NG 4TT3NT1ON TO M3
No.621929
OH OOPS H4H4 W4S TH4T YOUR F1NG3R
DO 1T 4G41N
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>>621927
that is literally not the same thing you stupid piece of shit
No.621931
undertale IS part of homestuck's legacy, and im guessing hussie himself knows a lot more about why and how toby got his inspiration than any of us do
and if hussie thinks that undertale is part of homestuck's legacy he's probably right
No.621932
>you will never eat a qt alien girl's ass
it 8urts
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No.621934
>Try reading once in a while so you can keep up
>Literally not what he said
I miss when you were just the fantroll guy
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>>621934
truly it is bsb who is the retarded animal
but we all knew that
one of these days he'll stop being entertaining and we'll have to take him out back and shoot him
who will be the carlson to shoot candy's dog?
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>>621934
this is so much more fun than fantrolls
No.621939
how long have you been redpilled, bsb
No.621940
>>621915
why do her legs start right below her boobs?
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No.621942
don't worry
his eyes were removed first
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No.621944
would terezi be okay with somebody fucking her eyesockets
No.621945
I don't wanna work tomorrow
someone call my work at like noon tomorrow and tell them there's a code blue hidden in the store and then start screaming about the Day of the Rope or Helter Skelter or some shit
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i hate it when norminators try to be deep
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>>621945
that sounds like a really good way to end up on a list or in prison
why don't you do it
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>>621905
>did you not see the first picture
bingo
No.621950
is the yukkuri meme a foregone conclusion of any fandom, or a self-fulfilling prophecy?
No.621951
>>621950
it's human nature my pal
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>>621948
prison weed sucks
any of you fucks ever been arrested/go to jail before?
judges always go easy on first time offenders..not so much on someone with a prior on their record
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>>621952
two things
one, what's your prior
two, i'm not so sure that "easy on first timers" thing counts with "fake bomb threat" cases nowadays
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No.621956
turns out that comic in the second pxs book is also by hussie
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>>621954
Possession of a Schedule 1 Controlled Substance
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>>621956
holy shit, I always wondered about Equius building Vriska's arm
i can't wait for good scans to come out
No.621960
>>621957
I need to pick up some more schedule 4 substance soon.
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>>621956
this looks actually kind of good but i'm not paying 20 fucking dollars
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>>621960
Lorazapam? Tramadol? Clonazapam? Alprazolam?
Those are my fav schedule 4s
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>>621956
When was this made?
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>>621964
it was made for pxs book 2, which just came out
No.621968
so is Paradox Space dead
I mean it really wasn't that great overall, but fuck it was something to do at least during hiatus
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>>621957
lol they got you on MJ didn't they
nice going
No.621970
>giving your money to hussie
anon...
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>>621969
Nope, it was during that time I was addicted to research chemicals
It was literally the week after a lot of the popular ones around me became illegal
these fuckers are the devil...but i miss them sometimes
and don't laugh at the picture, i found these to be some of the strongest on the market
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>>621971
zoinks scoob, we're going to federal prison for drugs
No.621973
me wants some fucking scooby doo gummies
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>>621972
heheheh nah it was just the county for a weekend
Scooby Snax would get you in a feverish, almost delirious manic high and
i'd stay up for days stealing shit outta unlocked cars
yup, i was THAT kind of junkie
No.621976
druggies are objectively the worst people and should be destroyed so their life energy can be captured in crystals and given to the deserving
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>>621976
important question: can you smoke the crystals
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>>621976
>captured in crystals and given to the deserving
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>>621977
no you dumbfuck you drain their crystal power at the hospital to help the sick and then treat the hand-related side effects
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>>621979
can you smoke the depleted crystals
No.621981
>>621977
holy fuck that'd be so cool
literally fuckin' gettin high off of some dude's LIFE essence?!
No.621982
>>621975
The closest I've had to a high is when I take too much insulin and I get really light-headed and it's sort of hard to think.
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>>621978
>Hi guys , This is just a new Pic I did of me in the Hospital at night with Misty from pokemon as the doctor. I am receving Crystal treatment in the hospital with Crystal IV int omy hand veins and the Crystal Air in the oxygen cannula, As well as having to touch the large light purple very strong glowing Crystal with several facets in the pic here. My hands are growing very long and bony from the Treatment and I'm crying because it is scary and it hurts, And I am sad and afraid to be in the hospital at night and I am Crying. Well, I hope you like my pic. :)
oh jeez
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No.621985
tumut sucking cock for a fix
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>>621980
no you put more fuckboi drugfag souls in there to keep helping the needy kiddos
No.621987
>>621986
what if the needy kids are jaded by their hard lives and do drugs
No.621988
>>621971
wait, what the fuck are those
>>621975
man that sounds fucked
i was into mda and coke and runnin around all night bustin into any locked door I could find
so we probably woulda been tight tbh, brother
No.621990
>>621983
did we ever determine what was really happening to this kid
>>621989
...oh
No.621991
>>621989
You didn't know marfan's syndrome was real?
The guy who makes all the crystal art has a friend with marfans or something and he draws it for his frined.
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>>621988
Spice, K2, Synth, Mr. Nice Guy, etc
it's a bunch of neutral herbs (wild lettuce, marshmallow leaf, damiana leaf) sprayed with quasi-legal drugs made in chinese and indian drug labs
its sold as NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION potpourri...as if people buy their potpourri by the gram in $20 multiples at smokeshops and gas stations
it was wicked cheap (like 3.5g for $20) and hyped as a "legal weed alternative", despite the highs being very very different and it being very bad for you and very addictive
>>621988
yeah, that crackhead lifestyle mang, its always an adventure.
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>>621991
so does marfan's cause the hands
cuz the art makes it sound like the crystal treatment does it
No.621994
>>621991
I didn't know marfan syndrome would make your fingers longer
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>>621993
He doesn't have marfan syndrome, his friend does, he's just autistic I think
pic related: his hands
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>>621993
marfan's causes the hands
I think the dude does the art with crystals to try and think it's a super power or something? I don't remember
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>>621997
i thought it was a side effect of the crystal treatment
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>>621978
>>621983
this is a fucking nightmare
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No.622001
i hate drug addicts and pedophiles
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>>621992
oh
spice
i know a guy getting clean from that
so, it's "potpourri" herbs, sprayed with fucking chemicals? that sounds legit, christ
lbr i would have tried it if someone offered
>its always an adventure.
yep, something i do miss sometimes
you miss out on a lot when you actually sleep all night, and arent just playin videogames
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>>622001
i'm not sure you understand what a "drug addict" actually is le lol
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>>621999
but did you know? most of the times he draws himself crying unless it's a drawing with him and roger or to celebrate a certain number of followers
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>>622001
pedophiles i get, but drug addicts? sure, hate the people who steal shit and break into cars, but plenty of non-drug addicts do that too
addiction is a disease man
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>>622001
you must REALLY hate james dambro!
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>>622002
yeah it's a bitch to get clean due the nature of it. despite it being illegal it still pops up in headshops and seedy gas stations almost outta nowhere
every time a brand/formula is made illegal, the drug lab just tweaks it's chemical makeup just a teensy-weensy bit and bam its legal again simply because it's technically NOT that same illegal chemical
throw in the duplicitous advertising of it for completely bogus reasons (just as bath salts were sometimes sold as fucking "hookah cleaner") and the fact that a lot of times you physically have to ask a shop clerk if they have it, and bam surprise they got a box in the back, how many grams you need and what flavor
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>>622004
how le about u expand ur le the consciousness lol...
No.622011
>>622006
these poor innocent people who took a look at addictive life ruinign substances and went "hell Yeah let me get in on that boat"
>>622008
i will kill james dambro
No.622012
>>622009
dang dude, like i know we're discussing illicit chemicals and it should be a given, but still, that is shady
>>622011
>these poor innocent people who took a look at addictive life ruinign substances and went "hell Yeah let me get in on that boat"
man...
if you don't understand what addiction is, or the socioeconomic factors that lead to illicit drug use, or the fact that, may i remind you, doing drugs doesn't automatically mean you break into cars and steal shit, don't fucking talk as if you have some moral high ground
you're full of shit
No.622013
i want me and James That Damn Bro to duel
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>>622006
Shut the fuck up drugtard
No.622015
I hate drug addicts *rips bongload*
no see it's different
No.622016
>>622012
>if you don't understand what addiction is, or the socioeconomic factors that lead to illicit drug use, or the fact that, may i remind you, doing drugs doesn't automatically mean you break into cars and steal shit, don't fucking talk as if you have some moral high ground
>you're full of shit
lmao @ this druggie
No.622017
No.622018
>>622012
>or the socioeconomic factors that lead to illicit drug use
translation: it's okay for poor people to use drugs because they're sad that their poor
don't you dare judge that crackhead, racist
No.622019
No.622020
"drugs are caused by racism and the 1% and smoking crack doesnt make you a bad person"
t. james "my idol is dan the man schneider" dambro
No.622021
*does a durg*
am i cool yet bros
do oyou like me
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No.622024
>>622020
is there anyone who uses drugs and is not a retard
(the answer is no)
No.622025
>>622012
yeah despite a few years of heavy, active policing for the stuff
i guarantee I could hop in my car and find some within 20 minutes, counting said drive time and the fact that i do not already know of a current place that has some
this was another favorite of mine, and this is the kind I was arrested for
No.622026
No.622027
*breaks into a car*
no but its societys fault dont you get it
No.622028
*robs you at knifepoint*
blame the rich, vote sanders 2016
No.622029
science fact: drug adduiction is caused by chemtrails and is a government conspiracy to keep the blacks and the poor down
No.622030
druggos need to "get their die on" so to speak
No.622031
>>622017
which one do you want today
>>622018
according to most of society it's not "doing drugs" that make you a bad person
it's what drugs you do
and that, like most consumer goods, is effected by social class
crack vs cocaine, for instance
you ever wonder why crack has a much higher sentencing minimum than cocaine? wonder who does more crack, whites or blacks
>>622020
smocking crack DOESN'T make you a bad person, any more than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol does
you're a fucking moron
what part of "it's a mental illness" don't you understand
that's what's wrong with the justice system in american society, it treats drug users like bad people for doing drugs (certain drugs) instead of treating them like people whose brains are literally compromised
i know people who are clean. they regret going on the path they went down, but they're better now because they got treatment.
No.622032
as a social worker i am actually in a perfect position to win the lower classes trust and take them down from the inside
No.622033
WE WUZ INNOCENT AND SHEIT
No.622034
muh soecieconomic factors = being poor excuses poor behavior
No.622035
>>622031
smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol DOES make you a bad person, stupid
No.622036
i remember the times when all it took to get my dick rock hard was scrolling through hsg for five minutes
......... where did those days go,,,.........
No.622037
actual pic of me in court
No.622038
that crackhead who stole your car stereo for another hit only went to jail because he's black, fucking racist pigs...
No.622039
i'm not saying that all people who do drugs are innocent, or the government or poverty is ALWAYS to blame
but to make the blanket statement "if you do drugs you are a bad person" is stupid
>>622034
nobody even said that doing drugs leads to bad behavior
but when it does, the problem is the drugs, and that can be fixed, people can be treated
so, if someone breaks into cars to pay for drugs, instead of throwing them in prison forever, get them off the drugs
boom, they'll most likely stop breaking into cars, because the problem wasn't "they're a bad person who breaks into cars" the problem was "they are addicted to drugs and drug addiction changes your brain chemistry and can make you do stupid things"
>>622038
he went to jail for stealing
but don't you think that if he got off the crack he would stop stealing?
No.622040
>>622037
vintage tumblr meme
No.622041
sure, destitute people are more likely to become drug addicts due to their circumstances, and that's not their fault
protip: you are not one of those people, druggos
you do it because you're a stupid fuck
No.622042
No.622043
>HATE
>Rancorous
This is adorable
No.622044
>>622039
WONK???
WONK???
WONK???
JAMES? MY LITTLE JAMES???
No.622046
>>622039
>but don't you think that if he got off the crack he would stop stealing?
maybe
No.622047
>>622039
>he went to jail for stealing
>but don't you think that if he got off the crack he would stop stealing?
seriously though oh my god le lmao
No.622048
also
unblock me on tumblr you cunt
No.622049
>>622043
or it would be if it weren't a fat pedophile
No.622050
No.622051
james is like rev but with more hair
No.622053
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ugh
forget it
let's talk about hot rocks
peep this radical redemption!jasper uniform
>>622052
wow, is this what i'm missing out on?
No.622054
hey wonk what's your snapchat
No.622055
No.622056
>>622052
Like a week or two ago this kept on going through my head as I was trying to go to sleep.
No.622057
>>622053
do NOT associate yourself with the jaspdemption alright
i have enough trouble getting traction for it without your ass stinking it up
No.622058
No.622059
>Oh yeah, well white people have done drugs too!
>Checkmate
No.622060
>Pedophile druggie likes the worst gem
to the surprise of absolutely no one
No.622061
>>622056
you just imagine sponge going "peé" on your head?
No.622062
all joking aside though jasper is objectively the hottest gem
No.622063
>>622057
too late m80
>>622060
honestly? is there a gem i don't like?
i don't think so
No.622064
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No.622065
>>622062
what's hot about a big orange guy
No.622066
No.622067
>>622062
true
although the only other even remotely attractive gem is garnet, so maybe it's not a fair competition
No.622068
>>622061
The whole phrase, "gonna ask a bitch to pee on me this year", with the weird accent on the e.
No.622069
i wonder if i only like jasper because i feel like she could protect me from my current significant other
No.622071
No.622072
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dude way if jasper was lapis
>>622058
>>622054
please don't actually add "dickGobbler" that's just a random name i thought up, i have no idea if that's someone's actual sc
im not gonna give out my sc
i know some people know my skype, or at least my hsg skype
someone invited me to the skype group because they thought I was XLR, which was hilarious
but hmu on pesterchum
repentantHarlequin
No.622073
>>622068
that sure was something huh
No.622074
>>622069
>t significant other
rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.622075
>>622071
what did you expect from a general that originated from homestuck
No.622076
>>622073
it was
death by glamour was also playing on and off
No.622077
No.622079
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
shia laboeuf is in an elevator for 24 hours
No.622080
Someone get Sponge to do OH YESSSSSSSS
No.622081
>>622072
add me on snapchat you fucking cad
you worthless fiend
you petulant fucking quim
you should be honored i'd even grace you with my attention, let alone honor you with potential validation
No.622082
>>622079
im lovin all this performance art he's been doing
seeing pictures of him when he was watching his old movies, where is face is all lit up
it's so cute
No.622083
>>622072
add me on snapchat you fucking cad
you worthless fiend
you petulant fucking quim
you should be honored i'd even grace you with my attention, let alone honor you with potential validation
No.622084
I think his pesterchum was tonalAlchemist you should try that
No.622085
>>622081
>>622083
excuse me who the hell are you
No.622086
or was that ben
I don't even know anymore
No.622087
>>622086
my pesterchum was nocturnaltherapist
it's also my tumblr
No.622088
>>622085
it's sponge you retarded mongrel
No.622089
>>622084
that was my old chumhandle and is my current hsg skype
it's not my sc
No.622090
Would you smooch Peri?
no, only i get to do that
No.622091
>>622090
that's okay with me, poopsmoocher
No.622092
No.622093
>>622088
aw, sponge is desperate for my attention
isn't that pathetic
hahaha you sent a request on skype, too
No.622094
No.622095
File: 1455930319271.mp4 (646.2 KB, 854x480, 427:240, Phil Hartman reads your po….mp4)
whenever I see the thread is full of steven universe and other homo posters
No.622096
>>622090
*only joey gets to
No.622097
BrokenSpacebar for Admin 2016
Make HSG great again!
No.622099
>tfw panko-breaded fishfry drizzled with fresh lemon juice and served with fries and coleslaw with walnuts and cranberries, served fresh with homemade, warm cornbread
No.622100
>>622099
that sounds incredible
No.622102
and Yeltsin drank himself to death
No.622103
No.622105
>ground beef
>just plain ground beef, thats it
No.622106
>>622105
it is pretty good
No.622107
>>622105
put a diced pepper in that bitch
and some caramelized onions, holy fuck
No.622108
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No.622110
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Jeb gets cut off by his own hosts at a Rotary Club lunch in Nashua, New Hampshire.
>asks "is...is this it?" and later shrugs and exclaims weakly, "they're kickin' me out the door....they're kicking me out"
No.622111
>>622098
Yeah well, uh, that supermarket might have seemed cool to him but what about the single mother of 19 who worked there and couldn't survive on a living wage! At least those wonderful Soviets had !!!unions!!! and free healthcare because they weren't run by those greedy 1% who are ruining everything in this country who even eats cheese you should go vegan it's healthier ugh just ugh
No.622112
>>622111
you seem really insecure
No.622113
>>622110
no please i cant take this
;;_;;
No.622114
it's pretty funny how liberals say "ugh" to anything they don't like, which is probably the first word invented by cavemen. Expect NBC anchors to start saying Unga Bunga real soon
No.622115
>>622109
really
i get that response but mr.panko-fried nigger up there gets off scott free
No.622116
No.622117
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>622113
every fucking time
every time i think this is it, Jeb can't take anymore
and day after day, it keeps happening
>I wanted to be president
>Ha, yeah you did"
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No.622122
what do you think people did before ladders
were they just like well i cant fix that shit
No.622123
>>622122
they stacked stuff on other stuff to make stairs, retard
No.622124
>>622122
i'm pretty sure ladders existed before we built anything tall enough to require a ladder to fix, dude.
because we had to, you know, build it
No.622125
i didn't get hired by google.
No.622126
No.622127
>>622125
aw, i'm sorry dude
better luck next time
maybe try bing?
No.622128
>>622124
you dont need a ladder to build a fucking light fixture
No.622129
>>622122
ramps, muthafucka
the inclined plane is one of the six classical simple machines
>>622125
im very sorry to hear that man
No.622130
>>622117
>>622110
this is just sad
why do they have to bully a 63 year old man
No.622131
>>622125
damn man
well you made it past the first interview which by itself is great. i'm sure some you'll easily get another job.
No.622132
>>622128
how do you think they put it up high enough to need a ladder to fix it
additionally, are you under the impression that electrical lighting predates the ladder
No.622133
>>622132
fuck man who knows when ladders were invented
No.622134
>>622131
yeah, even though you didn't get it, being able to say that you were interviewed multiple times for a position by Google is a big fucking deal
like im not just fishing for some nice platitude to make you feel a lil better, i actually fully believe the above is a huge boost to your employability
No.622136
>>622133
Well they had them during ancient times, for one.
No.622137
>>622136
were you there you fucknigga
No.622138
>>622135
i thought i recognized that joke
No.622139
>>622137
is a fucknigga a few rungs higher on the echeladder than a fuckboy, or a fuckboi, or heavens forbid a fuccboi?
No.622140
jesus christ these caucus people won't leave alone
i've had like three different people text and one call to see that i was caucusing tomorrow
like christ, hop off bernie, you've got my vote
No.622141
>>622140
it was probably the chucklefucks over on the bernie subreddit
those guys are fuckin NUTS
No.622142
No.622143
>thinking about the adventures of Troll DMX
No.622144
>>622141
of course
fucking reddit
No.622145
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No.622147
>>622146
wheres the joey artist when ya need him
No.622148
Being a nutcase and supporting Bernie generally go hand in hand, I've seen
No.622149
No.622150
>fully deli-tized joey with full bologna tongue
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No.622156
You wack you twisted
Ya girl's a hoe
You broke, the kid ain't yours, and eribody know
Ya old man say ya stupid, you be like so?
I love my baby mother, I'll never let her go
DMX forewarned us about the cuckold menace
No.622158
what's the point of becoming a numale
i don't get it
No.622159
>>622158
A le a some of the le pitysex
No.622160
>>622159
is sex from a femhandler even worth it
seems like she'd be, like, passive-aggressively scowling at you the entire time
like every few thrusts she'd just let out an annoyed sigh to let you know how much this is inconveniencing her
No.622161
i found a turtle shell nognigs
No.622162
>>622160
They probably get off on that
No.622163
No.622164
>granola advertises ingredients you can see and pronounce
>includes quinoa
No.622165
>>622163
jeb yes
praise my epic discover boy
No.622166
>>622164
whats hard to pronounce about kwin-noah
No.622167
>>622164
not hard to pronounce
No.622168
No.622169
>>622168
Wasn't gonna click even if you embedded that shit
No.622170
>>622169
post more totally rad paintings of brahma and vishnu or whatever
No.622171
No.622173
>>622172
ok that one is pretty neat, i will give you that one
No.622174
i used a FUCKLOAD of tape on my broken headphones... all better now... all epic now....
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>>622172
yeah
i'd let that robo have its way with me
domo arigato, yknowwhatimsayin
No.622178
No.622179
I love Joby! Please clap!
No.622180
I'm Joey
da ba dee da ba die
No.622181
*claps @ ronald trump*
pope a stupid!
No.622184
"Please clap," Jeb Bush implored the crowd, as if he were trying to get their help to resurrect Tinker Bell after she heroically drank the poisonous brew of listening to his stump speech in its entirety. The former governor of Florida's face was pained. The crowd was unenthused.
No.622185
No.622186
bens out of control what the fuck do we do
No.622187
>>622183
waiter something's wrong with this joey
bring me a new one
No.622190
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this shit makes me so patriotic
for russia
No.622191
*giggles* more like
*laughs* more like
more like boner face am I right *snorts*
No.622193
No.622195
trying to watch dog adoption videos is hell
every single one is some retarded vlogger who spends the first thirteen minutes rambling on about their boring life and then maybe the go to a pound for thirty seconds so they can title the video "ADOPTING A NEW PUPPY????" or whatever
i just want to see some happy fucking dogs you fucking hoodlums
No.622196
i kind of want to download mirror's edge and play it again, but i know i'll hate myself if i do.
i still remember the screaming...
my voice wasn't the same for a week...
i think i even cracked a rib at one point from punching myself out of sheer anger and frustration
No.622197
>>622193
by a band named after genghis khan
No.622198
>>622196
>i think i even cracked a rib at one point from punching myself out of sheer anger and frustration
don't play angry man
make sure that you stop and take breaks to avoid the frustration building up like that
No.622199
>>622194
anon that is lewd
No.622200
>>622195
then go to a pound you shitnigger
No.622201
>>622196
its not that hard dude
its just good and fun
No.622202
No.622203
>>622190
that's fucking german
I understand the sentiment but they're speaking german
No.622204
No.622205
imagine if moody and wonk had a child
No.622207
a sitcom with wonk as the dad, moody as the mom, and shitto as the kid
things take a dark turn pretty fast
No.622208
>>622206
you had to ruin it didn't you
No.622209
james
what are you doing to our baby
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No.622213
No.622214
>tfw SFV won't be good for a long time
Le sign
No.622215
No.622217
lets get jebtarded in here
No.622218
No.622219
No.622220
I wonder if anyone will actually vote for him.
No.622221
>>622215
The servers are shit and you literally can't fight a cpu in a normal 3 round fight there's only story mode which are 1 round fights between loading screens
The worst part is the base gameplay is actually good
No.622222
No.622223
>>622220
he might get like a 4% pity vote but i dont think hes going to get any support out of merit
No.622224
No.622225
>>622223
do people actually pity vote
No.622226
>>622225
ask yourself "do people pity fuck"
No.622228
>>622226
There's a difference between "I'll fuck this ugly guy cause I feel bad for him" and "I'll use my vote for the next President on this guy I feel bad for".
No.622229
>>622228
name one difference
No.622230
>>622228
not much of one tbh
No.622231
Also how the fuck are you gonna play a SF game with no Guile or Blanka... No Juri...
At least Vega is in it....
No.622232
>>622231
Isn't Juri the purple girl.
No.622233
i'm voting for jeb
i just wanna make him happy
No.622234
>>622231
No Juri??????
I don't give a shit about street fighter but I like chun li's thighs is she in it at least
No.622235
>>622232
No that's Rose
Juri is hot pink and black she's an edgelord
No.622236
>>622235
This is who I was talking about, that's purple enough.
I don't think I've ever seen Rose.
No.622237
also the girl in the blue outfit is pretty ugly
No.622238
>>622231
theyre putting guile in later
for a price :^)
No.622239
there are worse reasons to vote for someone than pity
No.622241
>>622234
Yeah Chun Li, Ryu, Dhalsim, Vega, M Bison, Ken, Cammy, and Rev are in it
No.622242
>>622241
>and Rev
couldn't hear your combo wtf
No.622243
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No.622245
jeb is a real life cyril figgus
No.622246
>>622240
I actually saw a good edit the other day where the gun just had ENOUGH. engraved on it
No.622247
>>622236
She's not a famous fighter she's from 3
>>622237
R.Mika? I don't think she's hot but she's not ugly. They still censored her butt slap though
>>622238
Capcom is the EA of Japan
No.622248
>chun li flips in from the left side of the screen, says her opening line:
>"Prepare yourself! This is a battle I will not lose!"
>rev walks in from the right side
>looks around all angry and confused
>"WE AREN'T EVEN IN A STREET WTF"
No.622249
>>622248
Rev looks so much like Zangief it's not even funny
It's hilarious
No.622250
>>622247
censorship is bad but the butt slap is ugly so it's not that awful i guess
No.622251
>>622249
Rev looks like an AU Zangief where he never became a wrestler and is now a weird suburban dad
No.622252
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>622250
It's cheeky (lol) it's not even sexual like why take it out.........
No.622254
>>622252
yea it's stupid
i just think her whole character design is bad
No.622256
>>622255
that's gonna make a real useful lawn decoration in a few months after trump is out
No.622257
>>622256
People don't get rid of their shit. I still see bumper stickers from 2008
No.622258
>>622255
why would making the sign out of steel make it less likely to be stolen
now you have to worry about people who don't like the sign taking and also people who will take it just to sell for scrap
No.622259
>>622256
when trump is president he can just change the sign to something else
No.622260
>>622259
he'll replace it with one made of gold
No.622261
>>622259
that's not even wishful thinking it's just delusional
No.622262
>>622261
when are you going to try to kill yourself and leave again
were you even here when we were on 8chan I don't remember
No.622263
>>622262
tbh i don't remember either
when did we move?
i'm gonna leave soonish, but im much healthier now, y'know
No.622264
>>622261
Are you implying that Donald Trump won't be our next president
No.622265
>>622262
he was here, i will never forget those dark days
No.622266
Are you implying that guns kill people
No.622267
>>622262
he was here during the boyking era
No.622268
>>622264
I'm not implying, I'm saying.
No.622269
>>622267
zwiddles is lucky to have made it out alive
No.622270
>>622267
did he try to fuck zwiddershins
No.622271
>>622268
hey psychic
tell me next weeks lottery numbers
No.622272
are we still talking about people smoking spice
doing that shit is so dumb because the effects are so little known and it's not like there's any quality control on it
No.622273
big shoutouts to xlr again for saving a drug abusing pedophile's life
No.622274
>>622270
they spoke on skype I think
really the most memorable thing was moody trying to bribe him to be able to post again
No.622275
was wonk the one commenting on zwid's shriveled penis
No.622276
No.622277
>>622274
oh right i sort of remember that now
No.622278
>>622273
right, i forgot it's his fault wonk's even still alive
No.622279
i do remember telling zwid to tell y'all to leave me alone when i was recovering
and asking him specifically to not show you the message
and i also remember him doing it anyway
No.622280
>>622268
Big talk from a pedophile.....
No.622282
what the fuck my horse meat just disappeared
it was in the fire a second ago and i came to check hsg and it was just fucking gone a second later
No.622283
>>622281
man
zwid is such a good guy
No.622284
>>622282
ghosts get hungry
No.622285
No.622286
>>622283
He's a lot better than you.
No.622287
>>622282
horse meat is fucking gross, asshole
No.622288
wonk have you ever told yourself "Hey, at least I'm not Nick Bate"
No.622290
wonk were you the one I started to think was maybe not completely awful but then the supreme gentleman shootings happened and you wouldn't shut up about how it meant all men were awful
No.622291
No.622292
>>622289
yea moody was a shit
No.622293
benjamin is my friendjamin
No.622294
>>622286
eh
he's a real asshole but his posting is less annoying I suppose
No.622295
>>622287
have you ever even had it?
also i never said it was real
No.622296
>>622295
i have, actually
i was tricked into eating it
it sucked
No.622297
No.622299
>>622297
wonk is probably less crazy
No.622300
>>622297
at least moody's total lack of self awareness was funny sometimes
No.622301
>>622296
did you find it too stringy
that was my single experience with it
No.622302
>>622300
now that i think about it, moody is a prototype of vfan
No.622303
No.622305
>>622298
that artist draws some kind of cute stuff but i dislike it's almost all girl frisk dating someone/getting fucked
No.622306
undertail took "we age them up" to a whole new level
No.622307
i hate underfailures
i hate undertales ripoff joey
i hate undertales dumb bone meme man
i hate undertale
so
fucking
much
No.622308
>>622288
yikes
unfortunately he is a better artist than me
No.622309
>>622305
> i dislike it's almost all girl frisk dating someone/getting fucked
are you a fag
No.622310
>>622306
why bother to age them up?
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>>622304
hehehehe
>>622308
who's this asshole
No.622314
im saving him the time of replying himself
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No.622316
>>621956
>Equius/Vriska interacting
fuck you Hussie you huge piece of shit
making people pay to read stuff that prob happen in canon and people always wanted to know about
this story is automatically better than the 90% of PXS
No.622317
>>622312
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU'VE LOOKED AT ME
No.622318
>>622304
i've long since accepted that he'll keep campaigning
i've even accepted at this point that he may win the R nom. i didn't think he could at one point.
but he won't win. mark my words.
No.622319
>>622318
Keep telling yourself that
No.622320
Welcoming the 44th President of the United States, Bawonk Obama!
No.622321
>>622319
you honestly think he has a shot at going all the way?
and you think that'd be okay?
No.622322
>>622318
you sound very sure of that.... very... ominous.....
No.622323
>>622321
I don't think it'd be okay but I think it would be really funny
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No.622328
>>622323
i just don't see any humour in that. it would be a fucking disaster.
No.622329
>>622324
a cat a jew and pepe?
No.622330
>>622316
>buy the Hiveswap season pass and receive a download code for SUFFERER: DIRGE FOR MARTYRS, a Hiveswap exclusive promotional graphic novel depicting the life and times of the Ancestors!
No.622331
>>622329
lolcat - 4chan's past
wojak - 4chan's present
pepe - 4chan's future
No.622332
>>622328
Name one better candidate
Hillary "I got a man off for rape and I'm under investigation by the FBI" Clinton
Ted "Reptilian in disguise" Cruz
Bernie "FREE MONEY" Sanders
No.622333
>>622328
so is you posting here but you just won't stop
No.622334
>>622326
i don't get it
he's still a joke, he's still a racist and a sexist, and the question of "real" conservative is a weird one, but he doesn't toe party lines. he's basically hillary.
No.622335
>>622334
>he's still a racist and a sexist
when will this meme end
No.622336
Paris headlines, 1815:
March 9
THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS HAS QUITTED HIS DEN
March 10
THE CORSICAN OGRE HAS LANDED AT CAPE JUAN
March 11
THE TIGER HAS ARRIVED AT CAP
The troops are advancing on all sides to arrest his progress. He will conclude his miserable adventure by becoming a wanderer among the mountains.
March 12
THE MONSTER SLEPT AT GRENOBLE
March 13
THE TYRANT HAS PASSED THOUGH LYONS
Fear and terror seized all at his appearance.
March 14
THE USURPER IS DIRECTING HIS STEPS TOWARDS DIJON
March 18
BONAPARTE IS ONLY SIXTY LEAGUES FROM THE CAPITAL
He has been fortunate enough to escape his pursuers
March 19
BONAPARTE IS ADVANCING WITH RAPID STEPS, BUT HE WILL NEVER REACH PARIS
March 20
NAPOLEON WILL, TOMORROW, BE UNDER THE RAMPARTS OF PARIS
March 21
THE EMPEROR IS AT FONTAINEBLEAU
March 22
HIS IMPERIAL AND ROYAL MAJESTY arrived yesterday evening at the Tuileries, amid the joyful acclamation of his devoted and faithful subjects
No.622337
>>622334
lol okay wacky tumblr tripfag
No.622338
>>622332
to me, bernie is a better candidate. you mocking his economic plan is just proof that you don't understand it, and that's fine. that's why i think he's a good candidate and you don't.
hillary may be the "electable" democrat but i disagree with her political ideology.
none of the republicans are worth voting for in my opinion.
>>622335
how the fuck is acknowledging blatant racism and sexism a meme
have you ever heard the man speak
No.622339
>>622338
>you mocking his economic plan is just proof that you don't understand it
THIS NIGGA
No.622340
>>622338
>have you ever heard the man speak
have you?
No.622341
>>622339
it's true. it's not "imma give free money to everyone!!!" and if you knew anything about economics you would know that.
No.622342
nobody can find jobs
lets make minimum wage a lot more money than it costs
thiswill somehow fix nobody being able to find jobs, and it will not make less jobs exist as a result
No.622343
you faggots can have your meme candidates, i'll be ststicking with the only true politician
#slowandsteadywinstherace
No.622344
>there will never be a jeb vs trump election
No.622345
>>622341
Right
we should just give everyone $15 an hour
except for the unions you can't take away their right to negotiate
and the small business will just have to deal with the increased cost of business if they can't afford to pay their workers $15 an hour for full time work they don't deserve to stay open
we should give every shithead working at mcdonalds $15 regardless of their actual perfomance
we should make literally everything more expensive but that won't matter because everyone will have more money
No.622346
Basically my vote is going to go one of two ways:
either i give in and vote for socialist grandpa because of a chance he could be a new FDR or something
or
i decide there is no hope and vote for the wall man in the very likely chance of it being a dramatic change up from business as usual
No.622347
Oh man we can't forget to tax The One Percent™
We totally will not have to raise taxes on the middle class too shut up b-bernie never said that
No.622348
>>622342
if people have more money, more money will be spent
if more money is spent, the economy gets moving again
if the economy is moving again, jobs are created, etc etc etc
you gotta play the long game
making sure everyone has jobs is pointless if you have no savings and no one is making enough money to jumpstart the economy
i've heard comparisons of bernie to oldschool FDR democrats, and i think that's right. imagine how many jobs we'd have while rebuilding our infrastructure, making it better, building new power infrastructure with alternate energy sources
new new deal, anyone?
No.622349
>>622346
trump IS the hope, epic weed man
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No.622351
speaking of weed man i miss phantos
>>622348
all this extra money minimum wage workers make, i mean the 10% of them who arent fired to make way for computers that do their job instead, going to drug dealers and pimps and spinning rims and shit is going to really revitalize the economy
No.622352
>>622349
add a new flag thats an epic 420 marijuana plant so everyone will know how cool of a guy i am
that or a :o) flag
No.622353
>>622348
Right, how did that work out for the growth of the restaurant industry in seattle, wasn't it pulling barely 1% of growth while the rest of the region was growing by at least 7%?
I'm pretty sure someone also had to shut down her business after cutting her worker's hours, increasing prices, stop paying herself, and doing everything she could to keep her business afloat
No.622354
>>622345
full time work at minimum wage gives you about 12,000 a year, the poverty threshold for a single person. so, working a minimum wage job is barely, barely enough to sustain a single life.
excuse me for thinking that that's not ethical.
maybe human lives and human dignity are worth more than the bottom line for businesses.
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>>622354
So we should totally make the cost of living even more expensive
Because that's what happened everywhere democrats get their way with this minimum wage bullshit
No.622358
all memes aside
every candidate is awful
No.622359
There won't be any businesses aside from big corporations if they can't afford to pay their fucking workers you fucking pinko shithead
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No.622361
I need your phone number for the investigation HSG
No.622362
>>622354
>maybe human lives and human dignity are worth more than the bottom line for businesses.
lets make all of our workers get more money so they have enough to live and to hell with all the people who will not have jobs because of all the businesses going belly up because they cannot afford it
No.622363
No.622364
lets dispel with this fiction that bernie sanders knows what hes doing
No.622365
A good idea to help poor people would be to stop taxing the shit out of everything they do tbqh
No.622366
>>622351
>all minimum wage earners buy is drugs and prostitutes and spinning rims
incredible
did you know that the avg low wage worker is 35? a third are over 40? and half are women? and they provide at least half of their family's total earning?
don't you think those people, and those families (1 in 5 children) will benefit from a higher wage? even just to $10.10.
can you imagine the impact that would have on the economy over time? more kids doing well in school, less crime, more money spent on consumer goods?
in actuality, the more money people make on average the less likely they are to do drugs
do some fucking research, people
No.622367
>>622344
why are the republicans so memeable
No.622368
>>622366
>do some fucking research, people
coming from someone voting for bernie sanders this is really funny
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>>622371
ROLLIN WITH THE SAWED-OFF GAUGE
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>>622368
is that your entire response to my post?
No.622376
>>622374
how do you know it's wes
No.622377
PEDO COMMIE CLOWN
VS
HOMESCHOOLED PISS&GUN LOVER
No.622378
trump built the wall eyes
No.622379
>>622358
welcome to nu society: the settling standard
No.622380
>>622376
to be fair he wasn't wrong
No.622381
>>622309
Yes.
They also ship girl Frisk/Asriel.
and apparently Sans/Frisk which is worse
No.622383
>when trump becomes president
No.622384
If socialist grandpa wins I might get neetbux easier, which'd be nice
But if Trump wins I might get to be a modern day brownshirt, which is equally appealing
No.622385
>>622381
you know the artist is a furry when they add so much detail to the fur
No.622386
>>622385
I don't think they're a furry. I've got their tumblr around here somewhere.
No.622387
>>622359
why don't they just raise their prices
raising minimum wage at fast food restaurants could be paid for by a 4.3 percent rise in costs
aka, a big mac would go from 3.99 to 4.16
source: The Minimum Wage, A Competitive Wage and the Price of a Burger: Can Competitive Wages be Offered in Limited-Service Restaurants?
Richard Ghiselli, School of Hospitality and Tourism Management at Purdue University; Jing Ma, School of Hospitality and Tourism Management at Purdue University
No.622388
>>622375
Okay
How about instead of doubling their income we stop stealing a majority of their income
if this hypothetical single mom with the 3 children is working 2 minimum wage part time jobs, so that's 2 incomes, which means paying federal and state income taxes 2 times
so there goes 20% of her income
they have to eat though, so there's another chuck of their disposable income if they can't collect snap benefits, and since she's working 2 jobs she might not have enough time to make her own food so they'll either eat out or find hot prepared foods to eat, so they pay MORE taxes on those
oh and you gotta drive to get places so there's a tax on that and oh man that adds up doesnt it?
Say she wants to relax with beer or cigarettes or something? She's gotta pay a sin tax on cigs
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No.622390
Increasing the cost of operating a small business by 67% is a good idea and totally won't backfire
No.622391
>>622389
>one restaurant closed
>fuck you pal
it's called the free market, mate
this is what capitalists want
>>622388
so what are you saying
are you saying to get rid of taxes, or...
like, all taxes? just fucking gone, goodbye taxes?
No.622392
disregard that, i suck cocks
No.622393
>>622390
where'd you get this number
No.622394
>>622391
>like, all taxes? just fucking gone, goodbye taxes?
yes
everyone is entitled to 100% of the money they earn
No.622395
wage labor should be destroyed
No.622396
>>622391
See, the restaurant closed because of the minimum wage increase you want so badly
like
as a direct result of it
No.622397
>>622394
so the government can go fuck itself, is what you're saying
by the transitive property, if their money goes to paying the government, they become entitled to money or services back from the government
colloquially we call these "entitlements" and conservatives tend to throw hissyfits over them
No.622398
>>622397
Oh man i bet you'll get really mad if I say free healthcare isn't a right
No.622399
>>622396
okay but one data point isn't a trend
i'm sorry for shah-burnam, truly, but she did not run the only min wage business in town.
No.622400
>so the government can go fuck itself, is what you're saying
yes essentially
my disdain for the federal government is well known
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No.622402
>>622398
if you're expecting some kind of spergout, you're not gonna get it
it's just honestly perplexing how people can have such little regard for the well-being of other people in society that they honestly don't care whether they live or die
and remember, we're not talking about facts here, we're talking about beliefs that shape ideology. so, why do you believe healthcare is not a right?
is life not a right?
No.622403
The current federal government is a fucking mess and it's way too bloated and bureaucratic to do anything effective except start constant oil wars and destabilize regions while the left and right fight over stupid shit
No.622404
>>622386
>>622381
They make a webcomic about an animate stuffed animal so they might be.
Pretty sure it's not "furry" though.
No.622405
>>622402
You have a right to receive healthcare if you can pay for the service
you do not have a right to expect other people to pay for YOUR wellbeing
No.622406
I don't believe you have the right to free healthcare because it means someone else is paying for it, and coercing someone to give up part of their income through the threat of violence sounds like thievery and plunder
No.622407
Another good thing about a Trumplestiltskin presidency would be the huge blow it would be to the two party system, despite his current lodging in the republican party
if some eccentric business mogul/ media personality that a decent chunk of the nation thinks is a neo-fascist manages to become president
then i think politics would get way more diverse than just the two big parties, because the idea of it being a necessity to be a humble part of the washington scene would go right out the window
No.622408
>>622405
have you ever heard of the phrase "no man is an island"?
here, let me post you the whole thing
"No man is an island,
Entire of itself,
Every man is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thy friend's
Or of thine own were:
Any man's death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee. "
i want to volunteer some of my money to help those who cannot afford healthcare but still need it in order to live. i want to do this because i know that it, in the long run, helps me.
>You have a right to receive healthcare if you can pay for the service
even in matters of life and death? you should honestly be forced to pay money to live?
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No.622410
>>622408
oooh lemme put my associates in english to use
Rev. John Donne, right?
No.622411
>>622410
ding ding ding, somebody get this clown a joint
No.622412
>>622406
>and coercing someone to give up part of their income through the threat of violence sounds like thievery and plunder
Well go live in the middle of Africa or something where there's no big bad government to tax you.
Seriously I know you're like 14 or something but try to be less retarded.
No.622413
>>622408
>i want to volunteer some of my money to help those who cannot afford healthcare but still need it in order to live
that's noble and if you voluntarily wish to do that then it's fine
but expecting the government to take other people's money by using it's monopoly on violence is morally wrong, and it's equivalent to stealing
No.622414
>>622408
you're talking to an ancap. they believe in selling children
No.622415
>>622414
I'm not an ancap I just don't like taxes
No.622416
The social contract isn't real by the way
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No.622418
All of the art from Zokor is really nice. Not just even the bosses but the bosses are nice too.
No.622419
>>622413
i'm guessing the idea of a "social contract" is foreign to you
see, i give the government money because of what it does for me
what it does for other people is nice, but it's primarily about me
i use roads, i use schools, i benefit from regulations, and when i retire, the government will pay me money because i paid it money.
also, the government does things that I don't want sometimes. war, for example. but see, here in america, we have a way of changing what the government does with our money: we can elect people to the government who will change laws and redirect money.
see how it works? i contribute, and i benefit. i want to pay money into the healthcare system because i know one day im going to get sick and it would be nice to know that the government who i pay and support has my back.
>>622416
oh boy.
>>622415
listen my dude. two things are constant: death and taxes. i'm sorry, i don't know what else to tell you.
No.622421
one really good idea that came up after the Great Depression was the Labor Corps/Job Corps that helped people get back on their feet by doing unskilled labor and other manual work in exchange for a living wage and boarding
i like the idea of a national, governmentally owned and administrated workforce that exists both to give employment to the desperate/needy as well as provide maintenance and construction work for various public projects
No.622422
>>622419
can you opt out of the social contract
or are you coerced into it from birth
is it voluntary?
No.622423
>>622422
If you want to go out and live in the middle of the woods and hunt for a living no one's stopping you.
No.622424
>>622421
fucking exactly this!
>>622422
it's inherent in your citizenship
blame your parents, they coerced you onto this planet
No.622425
>>622420
i forgot how unambiguously asian hussie made grimbark jade
No.622426
>>622419
if you want to know why I think the way I think you should probably read Frédéric Bastiat's work, at the very least you should read his The Law essay
https://mises.org/library/law
you're probably not going to give a shit about it though
No.622428
>>622426
Proudhon owned this fag.
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>>622429
I wish
I love Galah cockatoos and african greys
maybe one day I'll have a couple of bigger parrots but I think I'll stick with conures and cockatiels at first
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>>622430
I've met an African Grey named Kevin that was really nice
my best buddy's gf has a Yellow Nape Amazon, but it's kind of a dick and only likes a very select few people
No.622436
>>622431
how often do you get your gf to draw for you
No.622437
>>622435
>Yellow Nape Amazon
those are pretty parrots
maybe it had a bad experience with some people or isn't socialized enough with other people
No.622438
>>622437
I don't think it was socializd much as a birbling
No.622439
>>622436
uh
never really
i dont care about art things much
like i dont save fanart or anything
she's drawn me stuff unprompted before or based on a joke of mine and one time the first week we met we sat by the river at a table and passed a paper back and forth drawing silly shit at each other but thats about it
No.622440
>>622438
Ah, that's probably why
it's not impossible to socialize an older parrot but it's a little difficult
if you have it around other people a lot and let them give it treats it'll get more trusting eventually
No.622441
>>622440
the only time he's super down to hang out is when there are pistachios for him to crack
he likes fighting with getting the shell off more than actually eating the damn things though, as he often ignores pre-shelled ones
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>>622420
reminder that I made this image
yeah
go me
No.622445
>>622439
> and one time the first week we met we sat by the river at a table and passed a paper back and forth drawing silly shit at each other but thats about it
that's adorable
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No.622447
>>622426
do you disagree with public schools too
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No.622449
>>622447
ehhhhhh
eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't like public schools because they kind of suck ass but I don't want to get into a discussion of private vs public education
No.622451
>>622449
so you want public schools to be better schools
or do you want them to be gone
No.622452
>>622451
I don't want to get into a discussion of private vs public education
No.622453
>>622450
Why Are They Not Going
I Want To Watch Them Go
No.622454
>>622450
what's with the redraw
and the smile
No.622455
>God I hate taxes, let's get rid of them
>What about public schools
>I don't want to talk about it, here's some birds
No.622456
>>622455
Do you want the board filled with another political argument
No.622457
>>622456
Under this circumstance yes.
Can't be worse than wonk posting about literally anything.
No.622458
>>622457
That's true
but I don't want to talk politics
can i talk about how cool guns are instead
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No.622461
tag me in, I'll talk about politics
No.622462
>>622452
listen pal
either you don't want taxes or uou do
you can't support public schools and also not want taxes at the same time
bastiat knew that
why don't you
anyway that's not the main thrust of thebook so i wont harp on it too long
i agree, there is plunder ocurring in the united states
it is plunder by the rich and powerful enacted on the poor
and it is the duty of the state to protect the life libtery and property of its people from those who would threaten it
and the threat is not the poor or the state, it is the rich
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No.622464
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Four-Shot Superposed Ratchet Pistol
No.622465
>>622456
lord forbid we have a political argument where you're wrong, huh?
post more birds, gunboy
No.622466
>>622462
if you need public schools so much, why can't you fund them with tariffs instead of taxes?
Suck my FUCKING cock, bitch haha
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>>622467
That was my thought too but I didn't talk about it.
No.622469
>>622465
>>622462
i really wish xlr kept his mouth shut
No.622470
>>622463
he apparently considered Scythians to be the worst
No.622471
>>622467
>>622468
it is le dambro
i wish i could force flags on certain people because i would give that fucker a branding so people know they're about to respond to a pedophile
No.622472
>>622467
ooh, shut up he says
mr "I read Bastiat, why don't you read The Law so you're on my level?" fucking folds when i bring up one of the book's first points
No.622473
>>622471
Anything's possible with Infinity Next™
No.622474
>>622471
Oh ok
>>622472
Shut up Wonk
I told you to read bastiat since you wanted to know why I think what I do, not because I think I'm superior to you
No.622475
>>622471
sorry, my trip drops when i move to my phone
here, better?
make me a :o) flag and i'll usee it all day
No.622476
the parent should not have a legal obligation to feed, clothe, or educate his children, since such obligations would entail positive acts coerced upon the parent and depriving the parent of his rights
No.622477
>>622476
the parent should have a legal obligation to keep his/her dick in his pants/legs closed then
No.622479
>>622474
well i am enlightened and im glad to understand why you think the way you do
No.622480
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
One More Chinese Mystery Pistol
I love these things
No.622481
im just sayin, in the future, if you're gonna declare all taxes bad to win a political argument, at least figure out if you support public schools or not
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>>622481
you never answered my question about tariffs you junkie pedophile. Why not use them in place of taxing the citizens?
No.622621
>bogleech's webcomic is on an unofficial hiatus because he's decided to review every pokemon
>every single pokemon, ever
kind of epic, kind of unepic