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File: 1455954038600.jpg (121.08 KB, 734x549, 734:549, 1336162757132.jpg)

 No.622484

 No.622486

File: 1455954178935.png (12.07 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1454736038210.png)


 No.622487

File: 1455954214897.jpg (6.42 MB, 4300x2419, 4300:2419, 1451711561007.jpg)


 No.622488

>>622484

who's dave grohl hanging out with?

that's not the foo fighters


 No.622489

File: 1455954423207.png (10.94 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Goo mornin HSG


 No.622490

>>622489

poo mornin booty


 No.622491

File: 1455954738651.png (213.49 KB, 636x650, 318:325, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622492

*chants* ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass


 No.622493


 No.622494

>>622491

that's not the best bernie/trump daddy dom ive seen but it's alright


 No.622496

>>622494

the fact that there's more makes me wish i were dead


 No.622497

goodnight y'all

sleep tight, don't let the plunderers bite


 No.622498

File: 1455955307357.png (1.16 MB, 2489x2000, 2489:2000, Trump chan.png)

HSG have you made america GREAT yet?


 No.622499

File: 1455955307674.png (906.11 KB, 786x1718, 393:859, 1455954820744[1].png)


 No.622500

>>622497

don't fucking tell me what to do


 No.622501

File: 1455955441142.png (2.03 MB, 1280x1053, 1280:1053, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622502

>>622498

good shit


 No.622503

>>622500

defensive because you can't even defend your own property? or maybe you like getting plundered?


 No.622504

File: 1455955538462.jpg (239.43 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, tumblr_n3g9vty6yM1txr67uo1….jpg)

>>622503

aren't you afraid of guns

shut up wonk


 No.622505

>>622504

aw, he thinks his guns will protect him!

too bad the big bad social contract that he's so scared of can't be shot!

lol im out, whatever


 No.622506

File: 1455955715258.jpg (73.27 KB, 852x960, 71:80, 1446497153137.jpg)

>>622505

sleep tight pal


 No.622507

>>622505

Don't waste all your time in HSG again


 No.622508

I would enjoy seeing sako shoot wonk in the fucking face


 No.622509

I'm hungry should I make a peanut butter sandwich or jelly on toast


 No.622510

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.622511

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

actual thread theme


 No.622512

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

for real thread theme


 No.622513

literally a cuck


 No.622514

>too late to fuck troll cosplayers

>just in time to fuck undyne cosplayers

its all good man


 No.622515

File: 1455958284304.jpg (191.07 KB, 960x751, 960:751, 1455044180682.jpg)


 No.622516

>>622505

probably the most passive-aggressive ragequit ive seen here yet


 No.622517

>>622516

i agree he'sa fag


 No.622518

File: 1455960889130.jpg (63.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, oh shi.jpg)

>>622510

Aww how cute, he named i-OH SHIT


 No.622519

File: 1455961787872.png (19.27 KB, 551x534, 551:534, tumblr_n78ofpM7p51qd8zdno1….png)


 No.622521

File: 1455965200810.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.622523

fuck the pain away


 No.622524

>>622523

suckin' on my titties like you wanted me


 No.622525

>>622439

>and one time the first week we met we sat by the river at a table and passed a paper back and forth drawing silly shit at each other

lucky faggot i wish i had someone like that


 No.622526

File: 1455970730629.gif (3.05 KB, 190x133, 10:7, roxykup.gif)


 No.622527

*waves a stick around*

*makes lightsaber noises*


 No.622528

File: 1455973147658.gif (2.41 KB, 164x166, 82:83, puppyjadewag.gif)


 No.622529

relationships of vriska and tavros are pretty much like helga and arnold


 No.622530

he used to scharf me on my benphone


 No.622531

vomit comet


 No.622532

File: 1455979410912.png (208.43 KB, 861x938, 123:134, ClipboardImage.png)

precious sunibee


 No.622533

horse ass


 No.622534

>>622532

>ponies

report'd


 No.622535

>>622529

not at all actually

vriska's relationship with tavros was based on a romanticized image of him that she obtained from her own ancestor's journals, particularly because of said ancestor's relationship with the Summoner

it took her a while to realize that she's not mindfang and that tavros is by for not a Summoner

when she realized that she saw him for what he was and was done with him


 No.622536

File: 1455979851058.gif (197.42 KB, 468x388, 117:97, purr.gif)

>>622532

horsie!


 No.622537

File: 1455980799042.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.622538

File: 1455980923441.png (563.49 KB, 1280x1639, 1280:1639, 0a568c42a96bcd982fdec8dacd….png)


 No.622539

File: 1455981289488.png (3.22 KB, 132x131, 132:131, roxykittentoddlerup.png)

>>622538

abooby!


 No.622540

>>622538

>armpit hair

bleugh


 No.622541

i wonder if roxykittenanon has a bot that warns him when something booby-looking is posted on HSG


 No.622542

File: 1455981947169.png (9.3 KB, 238x51, 14:3, ClipboardImage.png)

UPDATE: brand new important wild post successfully added to the repository

note: "welcy" in this post is being used as slang for "your welcome"

welcy.


 No.622543

>>622537

Gesundheit.


 No.622545

>>622542

Kill yourself


 No.622546

File: 1455982622625.png (25.4 KB, 1279x127, 1279:127, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622547

File: 1455983088572-0.jpg (37.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)

File: 1455983088600-1.jpg (37.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)

File: 1455983088601-2.jpg (37.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.622548

>>622547

*claps*


 No.622549

nice, epic, i like it


 No.622550

>in a desperate bid to reach younger voters, jeb bush purchases the rights to hiveswap and pays hussie to make it pro-jeb propoganda


 No.622551

>>622541

what if

automated roxykittenposting


 No.622552

>>622551

this must be the dark future of demonic AI's elon musk is so afraid is on our horizon


 No.622553

>>622552

more like the dank future

ayyyyyyy lmao


 No.622554

File: 1455985944567.png (2.85 KB, 190x133, 10:7, robokitten.png)

*moews electronicly*


 No.622555

File: 1455988414234.png (1.48 MB, 774x1032, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

i like this a whole lot, but it makes me feel like cletus


 No.622556

golden, elaborate sacrificial dagger stabbing me in the middle of my forehead


 No.622557

>>622555

Saved

Also having good taste like me is nothing to be ashamed of


 No.622558

>>622514

that's right anon, stay positive


 No.622559

>>622557

watermelon and chicken aren't "good tastes"


 No.622560

>>622557

furry...


 No.622561

>>622559

I've never met any person of any race who doesn't like fried fucking chicken

Who doesn't like fried chicken?

Watermelon is really good when it's crisp but when it's grainy it's meh

>>622560

What


 No.622562

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.622563

>>622561

the picture clearly says she's the lion's cum dumpster


 No.622564

>>622562

who makes this shit


 No.622565

File: 1455989847772.png (43.37 KB, 500x327, 500:327, rty.png)


 No.622566

>>622563

No it doesn't? It's clearly like her pet or mount or spirit animal or something

Secondly that'd be beastiality not furry


 No.622567

>>622566

>implying there's a difference

cletus...


 No.622568

>this episode of xfiles has a fucking incredible opening, expecting it to be one of the best in the series

>turns into a vehicle for some stupid bitch's overacting via a multiple personality disorder character

i'm glad your career went nowhere whoever you are


 No.622569

>>622565

The funny part is that all of these are more dead than hsg


 No.622570

>>622569

>tumblr

>dead


 No.622571

File: 1455991979959.png (43.73 KB, 1338x182, 669:91, ClipboardImage.png)

>>622569

the poor savages........


 No.622572

got some muhfuggin oatmeal with brown sugar mixed in


 No.622573

>>622570

I meant homestuck on tumblr obviously

Stevie Uni is the hot new thing


 No.622575

File: 1455992226943.png (7.47 KB, 318x338, 159:169, 1354329106570.png)


 No.622576

>>622571

What actual homestuck discussion goes on on MSPAF? At least we get some HS porn at least once a thread


 No.622577

File: 1455992272597.webm (296.47 KB, 343x543, 343:543, 1454880502815.webm)


 No.622578

i'm kind of ashamed of the fact that i've never read Problem Sleuth.

i read Jailbreak and like ten pages of Bard Quest, but never bothered with Problem Sleuth.

i might tackle it this summer.


 No.622579

>>622578

Read it faggot

It's not that long, I read it in the same week that I read the first five acts of Homestuck


 No.622580

hoo boy, that poop really messed up my butthole


 No.622581

negrobooty


 No.622582

>>622580

her hair is surprisingly pointy and sharp, huh


 No.622583

File: 1455992666998.png (60.9 KB, 600x541, 600:541, 1436840077789.png)

>>622578

>i've never read Problem Sleuth

god fucking dammit


 No.622584

File: 1455992731505.png (2.25 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykittenperi.png)

*mews 2 b changed*


 No.622585

it's worth reading problem sleuth just to see what hussie actually writing an ending looks like


 No.622586

>>622584

who covered roxy in poop


 No.622587

what would say was the Golden Age of Hussie?

when the writing and comedy and art was juuuust right, before the Great Decline


 No.622588

>>622585

problem sleuth was almost all user submitted

>>622587

act 4


 No.622589

>>622587

the era in which he wrote superfrog


 No.622590

someone please stop me from buying and then subsequently wearing a sufferer necklace


 No.622591

>>622590

are you even a cancer


 No.622592

>>622590

you know you can just buy a cancer zodiac necklace that's literally the same and way cheaper

but also you're still a chode if you wear that lmao


 No.622593

>>622590

shut the fuck up pedo


 No.622594

>>622590

for what possible reason


 No.622595

>>622591

no but it's not about being a cancer it's about followig the signless, isn't it

>>622592

but does a cancer zodiac necklace have a sburb house clasp? i think not


 No.622596

>>622595

>no but it's not about being a cancer it's about followig the signless, isn't it

autism

>but does a cancer zodiac necklace have a sburb house clasp? i think not

autism


 No.622597

>>622590

>>622595

just buy the fucking thing then


 No.622598

>>622596

i guess

if im gonna be a massive tool and wear a zodiac sign i may as well wear a taurus

cuz saying "no, im not a cancer, this sumbol is just cooler" would make me look like a weirdo


 No.622599

>>622598

you should kill yourself instead pedo


 No.622600

>>622590

I'ave had the sburb necklace for a few years it's nice.


 No.622601

>"hey anon, that's a neat necklace, but why is there a house on it?"

1. tell truth, endure shame

2. think of a plausible lie


 No.622602

>>622598

or, if anybody asks about it, you could take a gamble and show your true colors.

say that it's from a webcomic where is means a different thing, or just go full autismo and Tell Them About Homestuck


 No.622603

>>622601

OOOOOOR

3. kill self


 No.622604

File: 1455993973119.png (36.05 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>622601

It doesn't have the SBURB house it has a spirograph.

The chain is shit though, I replaced it with a sterling silver one quickly cause it got tangled to shit.


 No.622605

does bkew still read homestuck

does he still come up with more very epic theories

does pom still read homestuck and restate bkew's theories while claiming they're his own


 No.622606

>>622605

he moved on to yoon iirc


 No.622607

>>622606

i dont know which of those two you're talking about but either way that is very bad news


 No.622608

File: 1455994199741.png (109.06 KB, 505x736, 505:736, ClipboardImage.png)

>>622605

He doesn't seem to post much anymore. This is like the 2nd post


 No.622609

>>622604

oh yeah, a spirograph would be nifty

and they're pretty even without the homestuck connotation


 No.622610

LET'S


 No.622611

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.622612

File: 1455998025923.gif (337.82 KB, 652x684, 163:171, 1436811516391.gif)


 No.622613

File: 1455998887461.png (7.76 KB, 318x64, 159:32, ClipboardImage.png)

this doesn't get added to the repository, but i wanted to run this by you guys and see if you understood it

"let's go home and play" peri?

idgi


 No.622614

sometimes I wish I knew there was an afterlife so I can go ahead and kill myself just so I can be rid of all of this bullshit on earth forever


 No.622615

>>622613

you know, like john "i'm not a homosexual" egbert


 No.622616

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Remember this


 No.622617

>>622614

there probably isnt one so instead hedge all your bets and fix your earth bullshit


 No.622618

File: 1455999268076.png (117.42 KB, 796x634, 398:317, d8e628cb-1f1f-472a-8d63-c5….png)

wife


 No.622619

>>622618

Joey's


 No.622620

BIG

MEATY

COCKS


 No.622622


 No.622623

>bogleech's webcomic is on an unofficial hiatus because he's decided to review every pokemon

>every single pokemon, ever

kind of epic, kind of unepic


 No.622624

>>622623

I've seen them a few times, who are they.


 No.622625

File: 1456000597805.jpg (164.98 KB, 720x405, 16:9, p22.jpg)


 No.622626

>>622624

artist, blogger, article writer (sometimes) kinda guy

he's become more and more of an sjw, but the mutual interest in biology and body horror is too much to let that put me off


 No.622627

>>622623

Bogleech is a cunt and his comic is shit


 No.622628

>>622627

it's epic...


 No.622629

>kanye thinks he's 50% more influential than any other human

>for the next thousand years

I really want to know what hallucinogens this literal shit eater is taking


 No.622630

>>622625

Is she going to brush Joey's teeth?


 No.622631

>>622629

I could ask similar things of you.


 No.622632

>>622629

i think it's funny that he compared himself to kubrick during that


 No.622633

is kanye west still running for president in 2020


 No.622634

man

caucusing is a lot of standing around

and sitting around

civic duty is exciting!


 No.622635

>>622632

Didn't Lorne Michaels talk to him and he immediately backed the fuck off?

The hell did Lorne say?


 No.622636

i wonder if kanye west would even believe me if i told him i'd never heard one of his songs


 No.622637

hurry up with my damn croissants!


 No.622638

>>622636

I've never heard any


 No.622639

Which Homestuck eats butter out the tub?


 No.622640

>>622638

me either

but i feel like kanye would probably assume a living person who hasn't heard his songs doesn't exist


 No.622642

How the fuck do I get the feetpads off my xbox

this is pissing me off i just wanna clean up the case


 No.622643

Which Homestuck double dips their chips?


 No.622644

>>622639

vriska


 No.622645

>>622639

there was a fucker at my high school who ate cheese and mayo sandwiches with buttered bread

why


 No.622646

why am i so cold

18 °C my ass


 No.622647

>>622643

vriska


 No.622648

is it okay to double dip the chips if it's just you eating the chips and dip?


 No.622649


 No.622650

Which Homestuck would eat powdery food and loudly lick their fingers afterwards?


 No.622651

if I pull that off will you die


 No.622652

>>622650

Gamzee.


 No.622653

is it okay to double dip the chip if you use the side of the chip you didn't bite off of


 No.622654

Equius would be the guy that hands you back a very sweaty controller after like 5 mins


 No.622655


 No.622656

>>622655

I bet you're one of those people


 No.622657

there's a guy in here with an r/trees pineapple shirt

he's got a bernie pin


 No.622658

>>622657

tip your fedora at him


 No.622659

>>622653

you had your fingers on that side though


 No.622660

I would vote for karl marx's zombie before shillary.


 No.622661

>>622659

prove it


 No.622662

do not invite this dip-contaminating anon to your parties


 No.622663

>>622656

I bet you're one of those people (niggers)


 No.622664

>>622663

you're right!


 No.622665

double dipping should be a crime


 No.622666

Back to Minecraft for me


 No.622667

i have one friend who just barely dabs the dip with the chip and then eats it basically raw

it's so frustrating, i want to force him to dip properly


 No.622668

>>622667

sounds lewd :3


 No.622669

>>622668

*dips you in molten lava*


 No.622670

>>622669

aaahn~~


 No.622671

Magma vore


 No.622672

when you think about it, life kind of IS like a nigger


 No.622673

File: 1456005799572.png (238.05 KB, 284x371, 284:371, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622674

File: 1456005989161.png (72.52 KB, 478x475, 478:475, ClipboardImage.png)

Magma vore


 No.622675

>>622673

is that krabappel


 No.622676


 No.622677

>>622676

Quite literally

HA

HA


 No.622678

>>622674

You absolute madman


 No.622679

what sushi is best?


 No.622680

double dipping confers barely any germs at all

mythbusters did it


 No.622681

>>622680

optics, man


 No.622682

>>622679

the teriyaki chicken sushi places have

man

i want some now

with those carrots cut into star shapes for some reason

thats the dope ass shit


 No.622683


 No.622684

double dipping is basically an indirect kiss!


 No.622685

my internet didn't work this morning when I woke up so I just spent an hour jacking off to the thought of being turned into a girl and being stuck in a public use machine with all 3 holes filled with dicks

then a demon claimed me as his wife and impregnated me


 No.622686

not employing at least a lil bit of a the double dippage is wasteful

you want your chip to dip ratio to be satisfying, having to wolf down the leftovers of the chip without a redip is wrong


 No.622687

too early in the day for this shit ben


 No.622688

>>622683

what a thing looks like matters just as much as what a thing actually is

double dipping looks like taking a thing that's been in your mouth and putting it in a thing that's about to be in another person's mouth. it looks gross.


 No.622689

>>622687

it's 4:30 pm


 No.622690

>>622686

i like eating chips without dip


 No.622691

>>622685

I just imagine that I've been turned into a cat girl and I'm in a meaningful relationship with a strong buff futa orc lady.


 No.622692

tf fetishists have to leave now


 No.622693

File: 1456007193620.jpg (238.81 KB, 808x1078, 404:539, dog 2.jpg)

my dog got a haircut yesterday


 No.622694


 No.622695

>>622691

I've had similar, a few months ago I had a lot like that.

I don't think they were an orc though, they were 'just' a demon or something.


 No.622696

File: 1456007306770.jpg (67.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Grant's dog.jpg)

>>622693

you have a cute pupper grant


 No.622697

>fantasizing about turning into/being turned into a girl

>not just fantasizing about wearing cute girly clothes because they're nice


 No.622698

>>622690

This good chips don't need no dip


 No.622699

>>622693

You have a very cute dog but nothing is as cute as u bby


 No.622700

Kill All Gays


 No.622701


 No.622702

>>622697

I do the latter too, but I can actually do that in real life so it's not as good.


 No.622703

attack of the 50ft woman remake when


 No.622704


 No.622705

>>622704

are you sure


 No.622706

>>622705

yea lol it/'s epic dude


 No.622707

>>622706

are you positive


 No.622708

>>622688

people are stupid

and if people were a little less stupid it wouldnt matter


 No.622709

>>622703

starring who


 No.622710

>>622697

>fantasizing

>not just buying cute clothes and wearing them if you want


 No.622711

>>622710

thats gay


 No.622712

>>622710

i don't look cute in girls clothes, though


 No.622713

>>622710

Wew lad


 No.622714

>>622711

it's literally not though

>>622712

well im sure there are clothes you do look cute in

>>622713

whatcha wewing about


 No.622715

>>622709

rebel wilson


 No.622716

why are fags so dumb


 No.622717

rebel williams


 No.622718

>>622716

It's the aids


 No.622719

>>622716

it's the drugs


 No.622720

>>622719

>>622718

well i've got neither, so why am i dumb


 No.622721

>>622720

ive got bad news, anon...


 No.622722

File: 1456009605562.png (1.18 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't understand this choice system


 No.622723

File: 1456009645914.png (28.36 KB, 197x194, 197:194, cct.png)


 No.622724

File: 1456009726763.png (219.79 KB, 719x676, 719:676, tumblr_nz9k87WDDf1qdwaqqo7….png)

i'm so bummed about the nevada caucus


 No.622725

>>622724

what happened


 No.622726

>>622725

clinton won


 No.622727

>>622725

the crypt keeper got owned again


 No.622728

>>622726

>>622727

did she actually win or was it a coin flip again


 No.622729

at least the trump will win


 No.622730

File: 1456010098707.gif (1.35 MB, 200x150, 4:3, gif.gif)

me when people say bernie would be a good president


 No.622731

>>622725

>>622728

it was 52 to 48, it's clearly a victory, but not by any kind of landslide amount

hopefully bernie and the campaign don't lose steam

we gotta prove that we can compete with the establishment to show delegates the bernie is a viable candidate

as long as bernie keeps pulling in new voters and first time voters, things are possible


 No.622732

how will hsg celebrate the day trump's win is announced


 No.622733

>>622731

shut up pedo


 No.622734

>>622732

if he wins the republican nomination that'd be great


 No.622735

>>622732

build wall


 No.622736

>>622732

my job has an office in hungary, maybe i could move over there

or maybe just move to canada; they're remote-friendly


 No.622737

>>622736

why would you move when he'll make america great again


 No.622738

>>622736

i thought you were trying to get a job


 No.622739

>>622737

xlr is black


 No.622740

>>622738

i'm trying to change jobs


 No.622741

>>622731

yeah its not even a winner take all state

Meh


 No.622742


 No.622743

>>622739

america will be great for everyone


 No.622744

>>622736

cape breton canada is lookin real nice


 No.622745

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.622746

>>622743

>racist president

>great for everyone

hmm


 No.622747

>>622742

doesn't he want to remove minorities, or is it just mexicans


 No.622748

>>622746

When the heck has trump been racist against niggers though


 No.622749

>>622746

trip on or fuck off dambro


 No.622750

File: 1456010747643.jpg (523.37 KB, 1600x912, 100:57, IMG_20160220_163459_hdr - ….jpg)

I did it


 No.622751

>>622748

"Laziness is a trait in blacks"


 No.622752

>Female spotted hyenas "have an elongated clitoris that closely resembles the penis of a male,” Sarah Benson-Amram, a zoologist at the University of Wyoming, says by email.

>These pseudo-penises or pseudophalluses, as they're called, are paired with "testicles"—actually fused labia filled with fatty tissue.


 No.622753

>>622752

did you not know this


 No.622754

File: 1456011079710.jpg (389.93 KB, 1209x660, 403:220, h7m4BWX.jpg)


 No.622755

>>622751

wheres the lie tho :/


 No.622756

gibs me dat, crackuh


 No.622757

File: 1456011215630.jpg (154.84 KB, 500x1125, 4:9, cult of personality.jpg)


 No.622758

File: 1456011248561.png (6.67 KB, 140x43, 140:43, ClipboardImage.png)

this is very...

unepic


 No.622759

>>622757

I'd prefer him to win but there is a serious cult following around him and it's creepy.

We even have exhibit A: >>622731

plus at a convention I went to I heard a comedian use the phrase "feel the bern" no less than 3 times


 No.622760

>>622751

Facts aren't racist


 No.622761

worshiping a politician makes you dangerously mentally ill


 No.622762

see look the mulatto agrees blacks are lazy


 No.622763

"I can appreciate someone thinking a penis looks nice, but the balls themselves?"


 No.622764

worshiping guns makes you dangerously mentally ill


 No.622765

>>622749

yikes

who died and made you boyking

>>622759

i wasn't aware that "hopefully he gets more votes so he wins" was "cult speak"


 No.622766

being afraid of guns makes you dangerously mentally ill


 No.622767

thinking that "support" means "worship" makes you dangerously mentally ill


 No.622768

File: 1456011536067.jpg (86.07 KB, 410x512, 205:256, image.jpg)

>>622762

*crushes this post under a steamroller*


 No.622769


 No.622770

>>622765

No, see, it's the massive cult of personality around bernie that's cultish


 No.622771

posting your suicide note on homestuck general and wanting to fuck children makes you dangerously mentally ill


 No.622773

>>622770

do you not know how elections work in the US

what you call a "cult of personality" is just what support for a candidate looks like in a nation where elections are media circuses

like, what makes the bernie people a "cult" and the hillary people not?


 No.622774

>>622767

>dangerously mentally ill

>mr dambro doing an epic racism


 No.622775

>>622765

No it's just that you're creep and a lot of people around bernie are weird.

Like people are acting as if he doesn't get elected it'll be the end of the world as we know it, moreso it'll just be a sort of shitty 4-8 years of presidency.


 No.622776

>>622773

So rabid uncritical support for him isn't cultish how


 No.622777

>>622768

how far we've come as a country, that a black man is allowed to operate a steamroller


 No.622778

i wish elizabeth warren was running


 No.622779

>>622778

why?

is she fat?


 No.622780

>>622776

you didn't answer my question: how is that different than any other politician

also, i'm not uncritical of him, he has a lot of problems

especially when it comes to foreign policy

i support him because i align more with his ideology than hillary's


 No.622781

I'm going to write-in Joey Claire this November!


 No.622782

>>622781

what's ms claire's stance on immigration?


 No.622783

Joey, building a wall of flashlights


 No.622784

Joey will build a wall around Mexico


 No.622785

>>622782

Everyone is free to come in and out of her holes as they please.


 No.622786

>>622785

i don't think i even want to know her policy on refugees or where they're allowed to stay


 No.622787

>>622785

Joey yes


 No.622788

welcum


 No.622789

Wonk sees his black neighbor putting his AR in the back of his car and calls the police

Wonk's smug grin when Tyrone Freeman gets shot by the police


 No.622790

>>622789

wonk making a move on the neighbors 10 year old daughter


 No.622791

i'm resigned to another clinton presidency tbh

4 years of not rocking the boat and corporate interests eroding public liberties a little more

not so bad i guess

bernie..........


 No.622792

>>622781

I thought this was talking about the nanowrimo instead of the election.


 No.622793

He dindu nuffins he a good second amendment abiding citizens...


 No.622794

>>622792

i'm all for that

novels and novels of joey...


 No.622795

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is a rockin jam, man

>>622791

i'm not giving up yet but the silver lining no matter what is that a democratic socialist jew won 48% of the primary vote in nevada, and tied in iow, etc etc. he's actually viable.

bernie's revolution in politics will happen whether he becomes president or not, if people like him get voted to congress, and this momentum and belief in change continues


 No.622796

*puts a carapace in the back of my car*


 No.622797

>>622796

carapace of what


 No.622798

Fun things to do instead of voting for Bernie

Dont


 No.622799

>>622797

a carapace of homestuck


 No.622800

Write in Adonis for Prince of America


 No.622801

Write in Cletus for Prince of Niggers


 No.622802

>>622800

Right I forgot you used to call yourself that


 No.622803

File: 1456012983068.jpg (517.62 KB, 1600x912, 100:57, IMG_20160109_201849 - Copy.jpg)

I have this deactivated .50 BMG cartridge

I kinda wish it was one of those pen ones because this is just a paperweight, and it's not even a good one it rolls around


 No.622804

*m8s America gr8 again*


 No.622805

>>622802

>used to

I still do I just flagfag now so I can't be filtered


 No.622806

File: 1456013084715.jpg (53.53 KB, 540x405, 4:3, tumblr_nrpkkkchj51urn9zdo2….jpg)

>>622795

>this is a rockin jam, man

>he even types like a pedophile


 No.622807

Bernie - Kanaya

Trump - Vriska

Hilary - Terezi

Jeb - Tavros


 No.622808

Disable flags tbh


 No.622809

How do I talk to lolis on kik?


 No.622810

>>622807

>Bernie

>Not Terezi "D3STROY TH3 GOY" Pyrope


 No.622811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

give me views


 No.622812

>>622809

first you need to cauterize about 2/3rds of your frontal lobe in order to do a reasonable impersonation of a teenager


 No.622813

>>622807

cruz - eri


 No.622814

>>622810

bernie loves the goys...


 No.622815

*mates America great again*


 No.622816

File: 1456013426605.png (15.19 KB, 455x311, 455:311, swag is for grubs.png)


 No.622817

>>622808

unironically this


 No.622818

>>622816

i wonder how dated caliborns fedora joke will be once the comic is actually over


 No.622819

>>622813

wouldn't eri be jeb


 No.622820

>>622811

not clicking


 No.622821

wonk isn't just a pedophile

he's my favorite pedophile


 No.622822

>>622819

no, wait, nevermind, jeb = tavros makes more sense


 No.622823

>>622819

even eri isn't that pathetic


 No.622824

File: 1456013533368.png (4.91 KB, 289x320, 289:320, coolkid.png)

>Why Bernie Sanders Will Win This Election—Even If He Doesn’t Win the White House

http://inthesetimes.com/article/18351/bernie-sanders-president-election


 No.622825

pLEASE CLAP,


 No.622826

File: 1456013584704.png (7.46 KB, 322x253, 14:11, fur real.png)

>>622821

could you just stop


 No.622827

i'm commander anon and this is my favorite pedophile on the imageboard


 No.622828

*yells through his dick*


 No.622829

Rubio - One of Equius' robots


 No.622830

>>622829

Stuck repeating the same thing over and over...


 No.622831

>>622824

didn't read


 No.622832

Why James Dambro Is A Pedophile—Even If He Constantly Denies It


 No.622833

File: 1456013753796.gif (592.71 KB, 500x436, 125:109, congrats.gif)


 No.622834

Tav is a 8ig fat mistake!!!!!!!!

*airhorn*


 No.622835

>>622818

it'll always be relevant, since fedoras don't go out of style


 No.622836

James "kidfucker" Dambro


 No.622837

guac the vote


 No.622838

Guac Tonight


 No.622839

jeb as a turtle, with a guac bowl as the shell


 No.622840

Pedos are bad but pedos in denial are even worse


 No.622841

tHE PATIENT TURTLE, gETS, tHE GUAC,

}:)


 No.622842

would clinton be our first cuck president?


 No.622843

James "Dan Schneider" Dambro


 No.622844

>>622842

No she's a cuckqean


 No.622845

pedos can't help what they're attracted to, only if they act on it

and oh boy did wonk try to act on it

luckily moody was willing to give up everything to stop his machinations


 No.622846

>>622845

>and oh boy did wonk try to act on it

why are you so intent on fabricating this story


 No.622847

>>622846

why are you so intent on trying to cover it up


 No.622848

>>622847

there's nothing to cover up


 No.622849

>>622848

are you on the sex offender registry yet


 No.622850

i am not a crook


 No.622851

>>622849

this is one of those funny trick questions like "have you stopped beating your wife"

you're hilarious


 No.622852

>>622846

the only thing being fabricated here is shitto being saved

who could call stumbling through the life he leads now because of the traumu you inflicted "saved"


 No.622853

>>622851

so you are then


 No.622854

>>622833

Hyouka is a good anime

watch it


 No.622855

>>622853

i shouldn't even be humouring you with an answer

but no, of course i'm not


 No.622856

>>622855

not yet, at least


 No.622857

how do we save wonk


 No.622858

>>622857

eliminate all children


 No.622859

File: 1456014802214.png (2.53 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>digimon falls in love with guy

>fills his phone with selfies

>HE'S GAY


 No.622860

guac up the vriska


 No.622861

shitto was "saved"


 No.622862

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

1 - new playthrough of tactics ogre LUCT

2 - new playthrough of final fantasy tactics


 No.622863

File: 1456015090459.png (2.88 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622864

guac UP the vriska


 No.622865

File: 1456015234457.png (66.95 KB, 512x480, 16:15, ClipboardImage.png)

welp

not looking forward to THIS shit


 No.622866

>>622863

i've never shot a handgun

a rifle and a shotgun but never a handgun

i feel like i'm missing out


 No.622867

>>622866

the smaller the better huh

figures


 No.622868

File: 1456015535438.jpg (21.6 KB, 500x250, 2:1, image.jpg)


 No.622869


 No.622870

>>622867

what does this even mean

do you even know


 No.622871


 No.622872

>>622869

silly anon, you can't do a screenshot lp on youtube


 No.622873

>>622868

nigger


 No.622874


 No.622875

>>622874

i'm not paying 10bux to greentext, bruh


 No.622876

>>622866

The only handgun I've ever handled was a Glock

it was okay

shotguns fucked up my shoulder for a good week


 No.622877

pottery


 No.622878

File: 1456015842578.png (7.33 KB, 234x42, 39:7, ClipboardImage.png)

this is supremely unepic


 No.622879

>>622878

you're right


 No.622880

File: 1456016042116-0.jpg (115.92 KB, 736x824, 92:103, image.jpg)

File: 1456016042159-1.jpg (147.5 KB, 634x552, 317:276, image.jpg)

File: 1456016042185-2.jpg (120.8 KB, 990x943, 990:943, image.jpg)

File: 1456016042256-3.jpg (50 KB, 700x464, 175:116, image.jpg)

File: 1456016042260-4.jpg (172.42 KB, 435x706, 435:706, image.jpg)

-


 No.622881

File: 1456016095019.jpg (18.09 KB, 208x161, 208:161, Boniface_VI.jpg)


 No.622882

>>622876

i want to try a revolver tbh

shotguns were fun, i went skeet shooting at summer camp as a kid and i was pretty good


 No.622883

>>622880

pictured: cletus' mom


 No.622884

File: 1456016140936.png (947.06 KB, 643x800, 643:800, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622885

File: 1456016163814.jpg (30.96 KB, 150x120, 5:4, Boniface_VIII.jpg)


 No.622886

why is gunfucker back


 No.622887

>>622886

I was never gone


 No.622888

>>622880

spam more


 No.622889

>>622883

My mom is uggo and fat


 No.622890

>i went skeet..ing at... a kid and i was pretty good

t. wonk


 No.622891

>>622889

more proof you're hellstrider's brother


 No.622892

>>622887

why is your autistic shtick back


 No.622893

>>622892

that was also never gone


 No.622894

File: 1456016394850.jpg (12.11 KB, 500x475, 20:19, didtn even TRY.jpg)


 No.622895

>>622891

That's not proof your mom is fat and uggo too


 No.622896

>>622895

my mom is a skeleton methhead


 No.622897

what should i name my character on FFT, hsg


 No.622898


 No.622899


 No.622900

>>622897

gayfag the 18th


 No.622901

File: 1456016820242.png (16.72 KB, 867x187, 51:11, 1456016466316[1].png)

lol berncucks


 No.622902

>you'll never live in ivalice and travel the world with your bangaa waifu


 No.622903

>>622901

get a job you dropout


 No.622904

we didn't do it reddit...


 No.622905

>>622901

>but she won't win, a republican will beat her

ebin.....


 No.622906

>>622901

What do you have against Bern I'm going to drag you there next time it's a very nice town


 No.622907

i'm worried that hillary wouldn't be able to beat trump


 No.622908

>>622903

get a life edgy pedo


 No.622909

>>622907

She wouldn't be

and it's fantastic


 No.622910

>>622909

how is that fantastic

oh wait you're an ancap, political ruin is the plan for you


 No.622911

>>622910

I'm not an ancap you dumb pedophile


 No.622912

i don't understand libertarians for trump. what is libertarian about trump


 No.622913

>>622911

im not a pedophile you dumb whatever it is you are

>>622912

the only people who vote for trump are morons


 No.622914

Its not like I'm actually voting for him


 No.622915

>>622914

Fuck off


 No.622916

>>622915

make me


 No.622917

>>622916

Fuck off


 No.622918


 No.622919


 No.622920


 No.622921

Quick someone post sleep tight pupper!


 No.622922

Trump Tier: Trump

O-Kasich Tier: Kasich

Boring but competent tier: Carson

Surprisingly honest for a Kike Tier: Bernie

Shit: Everyone else except for Hillary and ¡Yeb!

Disgusting Reptilian Tier: Hillary

Slow and steady tier: Jeb


 No.622923

gimme the chikky!


 No.622924

nigger tier: cletus


 No.622925

cletus the nighog


 No.622926

File: 1456018284334.png (460.86 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.622927

File: 1456018286766.jpg (57.48 KB, 704x480, 22:15, 1455581715571.jpg)


 No.622928

people voting for hillary just because she's female deserve to be shot


 No.622929

>>622928

yeah...


 No.622930

>>622929

i don't think many people are doing that

it was something like 80-90% of young democrat women in the first two states that voted for bernie instead

hillary's support seems to mostly stem from "she is probably going to win with her milquetoast message while bernie is saying some divisive stuff. it's more important the other side definitely loses than to take a chance with someone i support more"


 No.622931

jeb

no


 No.622932

File: 1456018920115.jpg (86.61 KB, 960x580, 48:29, image.jpg)


 No.622933

it's over!


 No.622934

File: 1456019316988.gif (2.67 MB, 473x266, 473:266, the full spectrum of human….gif)

>porn tumblr posts gif of girl putting on socks


 No.622935

Thank you to my father.

Farewell to my mother.

And to all the turtles,

Congratulations!


 No.622936

Jeb!

Yes!


 No.622937

>>622934

are they nice socks


 No.622938

woah

jeb just quit

quit, maybe by clapping we can bring his campaign back to life


 No.622939

>>622934

Post it


 No.622940

>>622937

i don't know


 No.622941

>>622938

it's about time

how depressing was it


 No.622942

File: 1456019555139-0.gif (1.54 MB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_o2t8qmXCRH1rat4opo1….gif)

File: 1456019555162-1.gif (1.85 MB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_o2t8qmXCRH1rat4opo2….gif)


 No.622943

r.i.p. in peace jeb


 No.622944

>>622941

it was dignified


 No.622945

>>622942

bad feet, bad socks, can't fap to this


 No.622946

File: 1456019866767.jpg (165.71 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, Jeb.jpg)

Jeb's Dead, Baby

Jeb's Dead


 No.622947


 No.622948

>>622946

rip in peace ;_;


 No.622949

>>622947

berniecucks...


 No.622950

>>622942

She really doesn't know how to properly put socks on


 No.622951

>>622946

so let the heartache begin

i cant help it

i cant win


 No.622952

>>622942

Nice

>>622946

Yooooooooo wtf I though he was gonna ride it out as long as he could on his fat stacks from super PACs


 No.622953

but what would happen to all of the jeb memes


 No.622954

>>622947

I still don't get these people punching holes in the walls what the hell are your walls made of? cardboard?


 No.622955

>>622947

that's a lot of hard memeing


 No.622956

>>622952

i wonder if his campaign organizers became aware of how pitiful and pathetic he was looking with the tiny turnouts at his rallies and the "please clap" and all

maybe they thought this election was a bust and tarnishing his image further might ruin any future elections so fuck it, just let it die


 No.622957

(cant guac up)


 No.622958

(guac me up inside)


 No.622959

>>622954

drywall isn't super hard to punch through dude


 No.622960

File: 1456020379288.png (163.65 KB, 1026x139, 1026:139, ClipboardImage.png)

Amazing


 No.622961

File: 1456020456892.jpg (93.61 KB, 1024x432, 64:27, image.jpg)

>>622960

Nothing tops this one tbh


 No.622962

my karma.... no....... fuck its all over........................


 No.622963

>tfw the nominee is gonna be Trump or Kasich

Nice


 No.622964

>>622963

>Kasich

who


 No.622965

>>622959

What the heck is drywall

Don't you use reinforced cement like everyone else?


 No.622966

>>622965

batlord....


 No.622967

>>622965

do you live in a prison cell


 No.622968

>>622965

>Don't you use reinforced cement like everyone else?

where do you live


 No.622969

>>622966

>>622967

>>622968

I think he was joking...........…


 No.622970

>>622967

>>622968

Reinforced concrete + isolation stuff + plastered

Typical swiss buildings


 No.622971

>>622969

you dumb nigger


 No.622972

>>622970

Aw fuck its swissposter

What do you guys think of our epic election cycle


 No.622973

>>622970

Ah but there's also places made with drystone that's a completely different thing


 No.622974

>>622970

oh

well drywall is like paneling that's made of packed plaster and isnt difficult to punch through


 No.622975

>>622972

stop saying epic


 No.622976

BREAKING: Clinton vajazzles herself to win the black vote


 No.622977

BREAKING: Vajazzle was in fact a snuke


 No.622978

BREAKING: hymens


 No.622979

>>622975

No! Spongespeak is epic!


 No.622980

i hate rubio


 No.622981

swiss buildings are built to a much higher standard of fire resistance


 No.622982

File: 1456021429439.png (294.66 KB, 600x582, 100:97, 1456019869413.png)

Goo night HSG


 No.622983

>>622981

I know right? When we were building we had to add so many fire doors because law stuff


 No.622984

File: 1456021526012.png (390.96 KB, 1280x1029, 1280:1029, home abone on a friday nig….png)


 No.622986

>>622984

isn't it saturday


 No.622987

is tower records still a thing in japan?


 No.622988

>>622984

it's saturday you nasty trash


 No.622989

>>622986

>>622988

Same thing applies


 No.622990

>>622987

hmm

apparently they split from the main tower records in 2002, so when the rest of the chain went belly up, they were fine.


 No.622991

>>622990

I've never heard of it.

is it like what happened with virgin


 No.622992

dont make a new thread 300 posts early and then keep it hidden for later thats gay and cheating, thanks


 No.622993

anyone know any funny tv


 No.622994

>>622991

basically, although tower just sold music; didn't virgin also sell video games and movies?


 No.622995

>>622993

community first 2 seasons


 No.622996

>>622994

i dunno

i only knew about it because of the store they had at disney world


 No.622997

>>622993

Is the new Venture Bros season out


 No.622998

>>622995

>>622997

i've seen all those, but thanks


 No.622999

>>622998

osomatsu-san


 No.623000

>>622993

the news


 No.623002

File: 1456023544776.png (638.72 KB, 1280x1429, 1280:1429, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623003

is there a bigger douche in cartoons for adults than brian griffin?


 No.623004

>>623002

Another reason TP is the worst 3D Zelda


 No.623005

>>623003

family guy isn't a cartoon for adults tho.....


 No.623006

>>623004

cletus parading around his shit taste as usual


 No.623007

File: 1456023839535.jpg (237.92 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_o0ie6tVtc61tf5jamo1….jpg)

he's on the prowl


 No.623008

>>623006

Imp Midna is sonic tier


 No.623009

imp midna dominating wolf link was the only redeeming part of tp


 No.623010

>>623008

>comparing a character to Sonic the Hedgehog

>implying this makes them a bad character

are you sure you know what you're doing, cletus...


 No.623011

>>623005

touche


 No.623012

File: 1456024161906.png (155.49 KB, 738x842, 369:421, 1325015553842.png)


 No.623013

>>623010

I actually a few Sonic games I'm talking about the fanbase

Imp Minda likers are often Sonic OC makers and Narutards


 No.623014

midna and the king of red lions set such high hopes for future zelda companions

and then we got boring robo ballerina devoid of any and all character


 No.623015

Whoa! Lolidom?


 No.623016

groose should have just tagged along and been the real companion


 No.623017

>people willingly choosing maiden midna over imp midna

why


 No.623018

>>623017

both are pretty good to be honest


 No.623019

>>623017

okay did the ending of TP not touch your heart like it did mine?


 No.623020

>>623014

To be fair in game she was fun I didn't mind her

It's just her cancerous fanbase

>>623016

That would have been awesome. Imagine a companion who's not some magical being or different race. Just an average, normal guy.

>>623017

Nigger I bet most on the internet would pick imp midna over true midna


 No.623021

>>623017

i bet they're the same people who choose zelda over tetra in wind waker


 No.623022

File: 1456024568828.jpg (2.44 MB, 2039x1529, 2039:1529, 1446316739171.jpg)


 No.623023

>>623021

what people did this and when can we behead them


 No.623024

i feel weird being attracted to imp midna

on one hand, she's a big headed anime blob thing

on the other, she thicc


 No.623025


 No.623026

>>623024

really i sort of feel the same, but in reverse


 No.623027

File: 1456024941500.jpg (590.25 KB, 1088x1920, 17:30, 1455091272450.jpg)


 No.623028

poot poot


 No.623029

File: 1456026337077.png (212.98 KB, 540x522, 30:29, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623030

File: 1456026525102.png (1.27 MB, 1280x853, 1280:853, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623031

guns

birds

lmao


 No.623032

File: 1456026673029.jpg (80.63 KB, 704x960, 11:15, 1455088918845.jpg)

happy bird


 No.623033

i am very tempted to name the order of knights i'm creating in this game the Libcuckian Knights but i cant remember how much the name comes up and i might end up ruining the story for myself


 No.623034

File: 1456027165190.png (458.33 KB, 1048x547, 1048:547, ClipboardImage.png)

reminder


 No.623035

can't dump the trump!!!


 No.623036

File: 1456027342752.png (25.24 KB, 603x110, 603:110, ClipboardImage.png)

blundersmells...


 No.623037

my gf is being annoying but i don't want to be mean


 No.623038

can't stump the trump

can't slander the sanders

can't snooze the cruz

can't screwbio the rubio

can't uh,

um

something, the clinton


 No.623039

help

im so bored


 No.623040

>>623039

jack off


 No.623041

>>623040

no, for a million reasons


 No.623042

>>623038

"vote for"


 No.623043

>>623042

that doesn't rhyme though


 No.623044

>>623043

"vote for the [something] whore"


 No.623045

>>623041

piss out the window


 No.623046

the high libcuckian order


 No.623047

>>623046

i actually went with "libcuquian" to make a little less distracting

the characters are calling it "The Order Libcuquian" which isnt quite as epic as "The Libcuqian Knights" but is still pretty good


 No.623050

>>622750

CONGRATULATIONS!


 No.623051

>>623050

that's actually as far as I got

I don't have a long enough screwdriver, I got the case off using a ratchet screwdriver


 No.623052

File: 1456030215139.jpg (515.6 KB, 900x1046, 450:523, c759.jpg)

Help me. I have a deep crush on this character. Never before have I had feelings this strong for someone from vidya, and it's hilarious that this psychopath won my heart.

I've had fantasies where they make me kill my family and friends, promising that they'll date me for it. Then we kill everyone we can, and when we're alone, they don't kill me, but kills themself to avoid my happiness. Then I hug their body, until death finds me.


 No.623053

>>623052

i hate this slut


 No.623054

>>623051

Yeah I have to use a shaft extension when I work on mine too. It's a bit of a hassle. It is magnetic, though, which helps.


 No.623055

I only came down to get an update for a mod

I'm out

Get that shit fixed and working, sako


 No.623056

File: 1456030563258.png (15.66 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_o2vhy1uYGf1se2c1so1….png)

imagine: nep

with a gun


 No.623057

File: 1456030643563.png (30.16 KB, 134x178, 67:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623058

File: 1456030764272.png (300.39 KB, 674x514, 337:257, roxykittenguns.png)

>>623056

ububububu!


 No.623059

File: 1456030815518.png (1.43 MB, 1024x3206, 512:1603, 04699f8ab8f7ab5a1ccb199e24….png)


 No.623060

File: 1456030822415.webm (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GM6 Lynx.webm)


 No.623061

bad meme


 No.623062

lots of bad memes, actually


 No.623063

*sees a shooting star*

*wishes for ben to be stopped*


 No.623064

is it weird that i still want cosplay sex with a homestuck cosplayer, but not with a steven universe cosplayer or a undertale cosplayer?


 No.623065

>>623052

>>623059

here it comes

get ready to die


 No.623066

>>623052

I don't really care much for dating them but sort of same.


 No.623067

>>623064

i know that feeling

but to be fair undertale is full of actual monsters and not grey humans


 No.623068

File: 1456031149113.png (492.49 KB, 577x1376, 577:1376, 1451783609373.png)

>>623060

golly, what a gun

y'think that's gonna bruise


 No.623069

>>623068

I don't know but the thought of a reciprocating barrel bullpup .50 BMG rifle makes me rock hard

I wish it wasn't a Canada only thing


 No.623070

>tfw can't even imagine not screwing up hard when talking to someone

dying


 No.623071

File: 1456031383513.png (256.76 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1453158669066.png)

>>623068

do not defile the dreemurrs


 No.623072

>>623069

>reciprocating barrel bullpup .50 BMG rifle

mmm

god i love the look of a bullpup


 No.623073

File: 1456031482178.png (43.57 KB, 512x1131, 512:1131, 1444193996780.png)

>>623071

honey, you've got a big storm coming


 No.623074

>>623068

>>623069

>>623070

>>623071

>>623072

i would kill all these posters


 No.623075

i want to lick chara's feet


 No.623076

File: 1456031552757.png (519.67 KB, 1067x724, 1067:724, 1455938634537.png)


 No.623077


 No.623078

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.623079

File: 1456031645937.jpg (299.77 KB, 800x881, 800:881, 1455561168962.jpg)

>>623075

i kind of do too


 No.623080

>>623074

i could not kill a person but i wish very much to never see undertale or wonk again


 No.623081

File: 1456031714042.png (203.84 KB, 350x583, 350:583, chara1.png)

I really want Chara to manipulate me into killing everyone I know and love. I want them to pay me with things they find meaningless, but I find over-the-top important, like a hug for every 25 kills, or a kiss on the cheek for every 75 kills. After we finish our global genocide, we'll look at all the corpses and gently smile at eachother, knowing that in order to fulfill the perfect genocide, the two remaining survivors also need to die.

We could be together forever in death.

I'll even write a story or something, I really wanna express this desire.


 No.623082

File: 1456031775984.png (271.33 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, kazoo.png)

>>623081

I want to help Chara with their hatred of themselves and humanity.


 No.623083

:}


 No.623084

File: 1456031828451.png (457.67 KB, 700x799, 700:799, 1443981762539.png)

>>623081

you've already written enough

you can stop

>>623080

life must be pretty rough for you


 No.623085

>>623081

also I've already written two stories about helping them


 No.623086

File: 1456031897379.jpg (348.59 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1443828278470.jpg)

>>623084

oh i wanted to say about this pic

that part of the game was so nice and relaxing

gosh i love the ghosts


 No.623087

bens no friend


 No.623088

File: 1456031958962.png (127.13 KB, 500x239, 500:239, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623089

>>623087

i can be your friend if you want


 No.623090

the true waifu of undertale is your least favorite character


 No.623091

>>623089

i don't


 No.623092

File: 1456032101029.png (214.01 KB, 500x483, 500:483, tumblr_nyew4c8v4p1ufktymo1….png)

>>623088

haha that gun is funny cuz the clip is on top of the tube


 No.623094

undertale is shit kill yourselves


 No.623095

File: 1456032667837.png (957.99 KB, 1012x644, 11:7, 1420609620192.png)


 No.623096

>>623081

ben...


 No.623097


 No.623098

ugly horsefaced pedophile with autism


 No.623099

File: 1456032837889.gif (29.59 KB, 570x527, 570:527, 1448610057718.gif)

>>623094

undertale is fun love yourself


 No.623100

>>623099

kill yourself in an especially painful manner


 No.623101

File: 1456033265577.png (636.55 KB, 676x500, 169:125, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623102

>>623101

he's a fictional character?


 No.623103

File: 1456033506711.gif (376.43 KB, 860x860, 1:1, 1444082119558.gif)

>>623101

>bernie sanders is a shared hallucination

crazy


 No.623104

With every republican that drops out, their support goes to Rubio, probably the head of the cuckservatives. I think it would be smart if, towards the end, Cruz drops and directs his (considerable) second place into Trump, which would shut out Rubio and pretty much guarantee him a VP slot alongside Trump.

I could live with that, we get both a wall and the IRS being torn down.


 No.623105

replace bernie with jesus for a euphoric image


 No.623106

File: 1456033672791.png (2.45 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten fixed eye.png)

>>623101

feela burn!


 No.623107

>>623104

good fucking luck funding the wall without the irs, ya dingus


 No.623108

>>623107

Yea apparently ted cruz is trying to get rid of the irs.


 No.623109

>>623107

1) No IRS doesn't mean no more taxes at all, Shit-for-Brains, it means everyone pays an equal amount.

2) Beaners are paying for the wall anyways.


 No.623110

>>623107

mexico is paying for it...


 No.623111

>>623109

>everyone should pay an equal amount of taxes

the country would be broke you moron

>Beaners are paying for the wall anyways

why would they do that


 No.623112

>>623111

The IRS is a load of shit and you know it you fucking fag


 No.623113

>>623109

>it means everyone pays an equal amount.

no it doesn't

it would mean paying an equal %, which is hilariously biased


 No.623114

>>623109

1) how are you going to extract that value without an aparatus to administrate it, pooplord

2) why would mexico pay for the wall?


 No.623115

>>623112

it's complicated but not bad

it needs work, not to be abolished


 No.623116

oh golly not the political jibberjabber again

grant make it stop!


 No.623117

>>623115

It needs to be abolished you pansy

and income tax needs to be abolished too


 No.623118

File: 1456034087680.png (118.56 KB, 258x250, 129:125, 4ab3ef8de8a896ed100ebfbf32….png)


 No.623119


 No.623120

File: 1456034115579.jpg (73.64 KB, 228x255, 76:85, 1428109747085.jpg)


 No.623121

>>623111

>the country would be broke

Only assuming we kept spending the retarded amounts we already do, which we won't. We take in less money, we spend less money, pretty simple. Imagine a belt being tightened.

>>623113

everyone would literally being paying their fair share

>>623114

1) 15% for people, 40% for corporations. Boom, you can do this shit on a calculator.

2) We're not going to ask them


 No.623122

my fav political meme is ted cruz being at some christian thing and being like "israel is christianitys greatest ally" and then getting pissed and leaving when people didnt want to support a terrorist state


 No.623123

>>623119

there is no reason for income tax to exist

why should anyone, especially poor people have a portion of their rightfully earned money stolen from them and redistributed by corrupt politicians


 No.623124

>>623121

>Only assuming we kept spending the retarded amounts we already do, which we won't. We take in less money, we spend less money, pretty simple. Imagine a belt being tightened.

if the government could actually do this we wouldn't have a lot of the problems we have, but they can't so we do


 No.623125

if you support an income tax you literally hate poor people


 No.623126

>>623121

>2) We're not going to ask them

are you fucking simple

what the fuck are we going to do, send them a bill?

who is going to build the wall, moron

>15% flat tax for people

>"So if a flat tax hit all households with, say, a 15 percent rate that would mean taxes on the bottom fifth would increase more than sevenfold, while the top 1 percent would see their taxes cut almost in half"

wow, now THAT seems fair!


 No.623127

>>623105

do kids even care about jesus anymore


 No.623128

>>623121

Who's going to collect that money? Santa claus?

>>623123

>>623125

>mfw people don't know about the Earned Income Tax Credit


 No.623129

>>623124

You're assuming every single thing the government does is absolutely 100% required for our society to function. Spoiler alert: it's not. It's bloated and incompetent. Private sector can do a ton of shit better.


 No.623130

File: 1456034413475.png (759.74 KB, 1039x950, 1039:950, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623131

ancient christian/jewish/muslim stuff is pretty cool

like, the indiana jones type occult shit that nobody ever talks about. all the 'wrath of god/whatever-the-jewish-version-is/allah' stuff and the freaky, terrifying 'true forms' of angels

all that shit is fucking awesome, literally awe-inspiring, but it never ever gets mentioned ever by anyone.

disappointing.


 No.623132

File: 1456034458017.gif (1.73 MB, 480x260, 24:13, 0.gif)

Come the fuck at me.

Just try and argue politics with me you stupid fags (not the people who agree with me you guys are cool it's everyone else that I'm calling fags).


 No.623133

File: 1456034465949.png (10.36 KB, 557x605, 557:605, 1454256763966.png)


 No.623134

>>623121

>2) We're not going to ask them

are you fucking simple

what the fuck are we going to do, send them a bill?

who is going to build the wall, moron

>15% flat tax for people

>"So if a flat tax hit all households with, say, a 15 percent rate that would mean taxes on the bottom fifth would increase more than sevenfold, while the top 1 percent would see their taxes cut almost in half"

wow, now THAT seems fair!>>623123

>why should anyone, especially poor people have a portion of their rightfully earned money stolen from them

it goes to programs that support (or should support) the poor

that's the point

proportionally, they pay less because they have less


 No.623135

>>623132

>ignore criticism

>make tuff guy posts


 No.623136

>>623134

goddamn what the fuck happened to this post


 No.623137

Higher taxes for the destitute? Great idea!


 No.623138

>>623134

why should anyone, especially poor people have a portion of their rightfully earned money stolen from them


 No.623139

>>623138

>why should anyone, especially poor people have a portion of their rightfully earned money stolen from them

two things

one: it's not stolen

two: it pays for things that they get in return


 No.623140

are there multiple people here that don't understand taxes or is this just terezi still being stupid


 No.623141

File: 1456034728899.jpg (1.76 MB, 3740x5190, 374:519, 1450410151119.jpg)

>>623139

>it's not stolen


 No.623142

>>623130

Man, the Jews are throwing their own guy under the bus.


 No.623143

>>623126

>who is going to build the wall, moron

People who get paid to build walls? You don't think we can find any?

>wow, now THAT seems fair!

Yeah it pretty much is. Everyone pays the same percentage, no matter who you are. That's the definition of fair to me.

>>623130

lol

>>623131

yeah I agree


 No.623144

>>623140

terezi is literally underage what do you expect


 No.623145

hey, someone else respond to this >>623131


 No.623146

broken spacebar doesn't understand the difference between fair and equal


 No.623147

watchin' me some muhfuggin temple of doom


 No.623148

>>623138

so you're against the bourgeoisie's exploitation of the proletariat?


 No.623149

File: 1456034921522.jpeg (71.87 KB, 500x526, 250:263, 0d8677d09d41a72764d852828….jpeg)

>taking money by force isn't stealing as long as the government does it


 No.623150

>>623132

>People who get paid to build walls?

but who will pay them

>>623143

>Yeah it pretty much is.

did you not read the quote i posted?

a 15% tax would mean that people on the bottom 20% of people would increase more than sevenfold

the rates on the top 1% would be cut in half

what the fuck part of that is fair


 No.623151

>>623150

the people on the bottom are parasites that need to be exterminated


 No.623152

File: 1456035062014.png (24.9 KB, 360x318, 60:53, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.623153

>>623144

I wonder if he was retarded about all things related to politics before /k/ got to him or if it was /k/ too.


 No.623154

>>623150

>but who will pay them

Taiwan. Who the fuck do you think? The Mexican government.

>>623150

there are a lot of people on that bottom percent. They're using the lion's share of the hospitals and schools. One business lady who works her ass off and makes a lot of money doesn't use 500x as many hospitals and public schools, so why should she pay 500x more? Are you anti-woman?


 No.623155

>>623152

me on the left


 No.623156

>>623153

>He disagrees with me politically

>I better call him retarded


 No.623157

>>623149

>Touching things that aren't yours is fine as long as it's a friendly neighborhood dog

terezi literal toddlers can often understand this


 No.623158

>>623156

me btw


 No.623159

brokenspacebar, did you read the fountainhead and say to yourself "man, that howard roark is a smooth operator"


 No.623160

>>623157

Literal toddlers can understand that it's wrong to threaten people and take their stuff


 No.623161

File: 1456035253347.png (38.69 KB, 192x187, 192:187, ClipboardImage.png)

also, here's another crop from that doujin i was reading


 No.623162

>>623161

is this digimon cucking

>>623160

so we shouldn't threaten criminals?


 No.623163

You can't possibly expect poor people to pay taxes, even though like every poor household in America has 3 televisions and a car.

Anyone who makes more than [insert how much money I make here] deserves to have to pay 95% tax, because fuck people who drive nicer cars than me FUCK YOU I WANT THAT LAMBO


 No.623164

>>623161

what the heck is this


 No.623165

>>623162

are you pretending to be retarded or do you actually think the two are comparable


 No.623166

>>623154

you STILL haven't mentioned how we are planning on forcing the mexican government to pay workers

are they american workers? if so, why would the mexican govt pay our workers?

are they mexican workers? if so, why would they build a wall for us?

>Are you anti-woman

wow, incredible, making this about women for no other reason than to try and paint me as sexist

many minimum and low wage workers are single middle-aged women with children, who in that plan would be paying many times more taxes than they are now

are you anti-women?


 No.623167

ugh

i just got back from deadpool and i didn't even see one single ryan reynolds penis

i want a refund


 No.623168

>>623165

>He disagrees with me politically

>I better call him retarded


 No.623169

File: 1456035430509.png (356.15 KB, 832x632, 104:79, bart5.png)

>>623159

>brokenspacebar, did you read

The rest of this post? Nope.


 No.623170

>>623166

Aren't you afraid of black people who legally own guns


 No.623171

>>623163

you're just spewing nonsense now

making up dumb shit, pretending the people you disagree with say that dumb shit, and then mocking those made up people for saying those made up things, doesn't make you smart

it makes you crazy


 No.623172


 No.623173

james "unloading my nine on the welfare line" dambro


 No.623174

>>623167

this post made me anti-women


 No.623175

>>623168

>Toddlers understand that it's wrong to threaten people and take their stuff

>he somehow interprets that as we shouldn't threaten criminals

i repeat

is he retarded or just pretending


 No.623176

>>623170

i'm uncomfortable when people have guns in public places, because in my opinion the only time you would have a gun is to shoot it. i get why they have it, it's fine, it's their right, whatever. but it's not like i'm gonna call the police or something.

why do you always say "black people with guns"? you're just trying to make me look racist and it's pretty transparent


 No.623177

>>623175

>taking money by force isn't stealing as long as the government does it

>he somehow interprets that as we shouldn't have taxes

i repeat

is he retarded or just pretending


 No.623178

>>623176

That is generally why people carry a gun in public, to shoot someone if they need to defend their person


 No.623179

>>623173

james "going mental on the oriental" dambro


 No.623180

File: 1456035744199.jpg (26.71 KB, 357x350, 51:50, Black-Panther-Party-armed-….jpg)

:)


 No.623181

>>623149

you're right

we should make taxes optional and people who pay taxes will get a sign in their yard so that the police and firemen know whether or not they should do anything if you get robbed or broken into or your house catches fire

we can make it so that if you don't pay taxes, dialing 911 redirects to a busy signal, and we can build spikes into all paved roads that pop out when a car belonging to a non-taxpayer drives over them


 No.623182

File: 1456035798949.jpg (710.13 KB, 2273x1625, 2273:1625, 1455257356804.jpg)


 No.623183

>>623174

ugh

i just got back from hsg and i saw a single anon being a dick

i want a refund


 No.623184

oh no! full moon!

i'm t-turning into a

a

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

tfw no gf


 No.623185

>>623176

>because in my opinion the only time you would have a gun is to shoot it

"You're robbing me at knifepoint? Excuse me while I run home and get my gun, I was not prepared for this."


 No.623186

File: 1456036612441.jpg (1.11 MB, 1036x3583, 1036:3583, 1454785221819.jpg)


 No.623187

File: 1456037299072.webm (1.15 MB, 720x540, 4:3, 1449091767403.webm)


 No.623188

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-02-21/trump-gains-momentum-for-super-tuesday-as-rubio-wins-second-life

>Trump won all of South Carolina’s 50 delegates, according to NBC News. More than half of the delegates -- 29 -- are awarded to the statewide winner. The rest, 21, are apportioned based on who wins each of the state’s seven congressional districts.

holy sh*t


 No.623189

>>623188

TRUMP STATUS: UNSTUMPED


 No.623190

>>623188

TRUMP STATUS: UNTRUMPED


 No.623191

File: 1456037637362.png (668.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, why would you do that.png)

>>623188

holy shit

trump is going to be our next president


 No.623192

>>623188

president trump is basically confirmed at this point


 No.623193

night of the living pedophile


 No.623194

>>623193

shut the fuck up, spang


 No.623195

>>623193

written and directed by: the worlds most irritating white noise


 No.623196

File: 1456038482848.png (71.39 KB, 480x385, 96:77, trump_stumped.png)

>>623191

don't worry: he wouldn't even beat clinton, let alone sanders in the general election

trump has ~35%, if rubio or cruz dropped out, whoever was remaining would get most of the moderate vote and easily overtake trump, because trump is too overtly racist to appeal to moderates

people underestimate just how politically correct this country has become


 No.623197

>>623186

how old is this


 No.623198

>>623196

i dunno man

i'm worried

i feel like trump could take hillary out

maybe im just being pessimistic because i'm tired


 No.623199

Imagine Friday the 13th, but instead of Jason killing counselors it's wonk molesting the campers


 No.623200

File: 1456038670474.png (133.21 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1445014876843.png)

>>623198

>wanting shillary over trump


 No.623201

>>623200

i prefer bernie over hillary

but i don't really expect bernie to win any more

and i would take a boring, establishment, shill for the corporations, congress stops all progress, etc, presidency over whatever chaos trump will throw us into

or try and throw us into


 No.623202

File: 1456038840557.jpg (240.58 KB, 833x1000, 833:1000, image.jpg)


 No.623203

>>623202

it's saturday you fat nasty trash


 No.623204

just wonk me up


 No.623205

(wonk me up inside)


 No.623206

>>623199

>heavy breathing is replaced with muffled honks

>instead of a hockey mask it's just shitty juggalo facepaint


 No.623207

how would one even wear the miracle paints with a beard


 No.623208

File: 1456039072718.png (137.22 KB, 481x309, 481:309, 1450129590595.png)

>>623201

>and i would take a boring, establishment, shill for the corporations, congress stops all progress, etc, presidency over whatever chaos trump will throw us into

>or try and throw us into


 No.623209

James Damnbro Suicide Terrorist


 No.623210

>>623196

>people underestimate just how politically correct this country has become

people also underestimate how much Americans don't like illegals and muslims.


 No.623211

>>623200

trump *is* hillary

he supports obamacare, supported the war in iraq until it stopped being convenient, has a bunch of ties to wall street, but instead of fixing the affordable care act, he wants to hurt our relations with one of our two neighboring countries by building a wall between us

he's literally just a racist hillary


 No.623212

damn, bro!

*audience laughs*


 No.623213

>>623211

mexico is a major trafficking point for violent drug cartels

when countless people just flood in illegally its that much more of a problem trying to pinpoint which ones will fly straight and whos running crooked

as long as they can still apply for legit citizenship it should prevent more harm than it causes


 No.623214

hey

@brokenspacebar

you conveniently avoided my question

did I just own you? again?

here lemme repost it

you STILL haven't mentioned how we are planning on forcing the mexican government to pay workers

are they american workers? if so, why would the mexican govt pay our workers?

are they mexican workers? if so, why would they build a wall for us?


 No.623215

File: 1456040572146.jpg (36.26 KB, 640x430, 64:43, image.jpg)


 No.623216

>>623215

eyebrow game 2strong


 No.623217

>>623215

honestly though

why are you so obsessed with me

do you just want me to go away?


 No.623218

>>623217

youre epic...


 No.623219

>>623213

yeah, but try and tell the mexican government that

also tell them that they will foot the bill for the wall, whether they like it or not, that will definitely go over well


 No.623220

James "Six Million More" Dambro


 No.623221

Huge walls are bad news


 No.623222

File: 1456041352727.png (16.71 KB, 353x354, 353:354, 1421725173628.png)

POLITICAL

OPINIONS


 No.623223

>>623219

American workers, Wetback government pays the bill. Simple as that


 No.623224

>>623223

okay, why are they paying for it again?

like, they get nothing out of this deal.


 No.623225

File: 1456041704020.jpg (88.41 KB, 500x449, 500:449, 247Sv7g.jpg)

I'm a certified welder......

Holy fuck boys

I'm gonna help build the wall!


 No.623226

>>623224

if they don't we nuke them


 No.623227

>>623224

because their government aids people crossing the border into the US. Not a lot of doctors and lawyers getting smuggled in, it's all criminals and rapists that make mexico shit, so they don't have a problem dumping them on our front door.


 No.623228


 No.623229

Liberals don't think countries can force each other to pay for stuff. They assume we pay China $70 million bucks per day on interest just because we like them, and not because we have to.

So if Mexico can somehow decline to build the wall, why can't we just magically absolve our own debt? Answer me that, liberal.


 No.623230

>>623227

let me rephrase that

why is it in their interest to pay for it?

If what you're saying is true (which, lol), then mexico keeping the borders lax means that all the "criminals and rapists" just come to america and aren't mexico's problem anymore.


 No.623231

"Zyklon James" Dambro


 No.623232

File: 1456042073768.png (200.09 KB, 579x329, 579:329, ClipboardImage.png)

>brokenspacebar doesn't understand debt and credit ratings


 No.623233

>>623230

It's not in our interest to fork over millions to China, but we do it anyways. Mexico isn't getting anything good out of this wall deal, but why the fuck should they? What have they done to deserve it? They've taken advantage of our lax border and democrat love for easy voting blocs and used it to flood us with criminals. You think we need to reward them for that? What do they want a lolipop? Fuck them.


 No.623234

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

there's something oddly charming about old commercials, especially when they're for a place that's still in business so you can juxtapose the two in your mind


 No.623235

like lol at the idea that we have to tickle mexico's balls in order to get that wall build. Nigger we're the ones in charge and we're not asking for their permission on anything.


 No.623236

>>623233

sweetie, It's in our best interest to pay our debt to china because otherwise it's difficult to borrow more money in the future without shitty deals, like what jamaica has, where they had to enact bad policies in order to get access to funding.

>>623235

>Mexico, you have to pay for this wall we're building

>no

now what?


 No.623237

>>623236

we nuke em


 No.623238

>>623236

>now what?

same thing that happens if we just stop paying China

honestly the more they struggle the taller it's gonna get.


 No.623239

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>623237

hmm

>>623238

oh, broken spacebar

i think you need this, because you can't read.


 No.623240

File: 1456043313728.jpg (35.19 KB, 349x450, 349:450, 36600374.jpg)

this is the part when the liberal breaks out the "hmmm" and "oh sweetie" routine to hide the fact that their ass is bruised and bloodied. Keep an eye out for the "I feel sorry for you I really do" because that's pretty much begging for you to kill them


 No.623241

this is the part where broken spacebar declares victory to hide the fact that he can't string together a coherent argument. Keep an eye out for the smug reaction gifs, because that's pretty much begging for you to kill him.


 No.623242

boy, everyone's stupid except for me


 No.623243

im stupid


 No.623244

and i'm not so stupid


 No.623245

amd we'f fuckign retords


 No.623246

>>623245

are you drunk


 No.623247

File: 1456044773217.gif (236.78 KB, 216x222, 36:37, 50nepetas.gif)

>>623246

i wish


 No.623248

he copied my post, therefore he's a fag and I win haw haw


 No.623249

>>623247

me too bruv




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