No.623975
when I precum
cool
when I cum
nice
when I postcum
what
No.623977
the last thread didn't happen.
No.623978
>>623977
i want her to destroy me in bed
No.623980
stop with the undertale garbage
No.623982
You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.”
No.623983
sleep tight
>>623977
what a good way to die
No.623984
"it's not my job to educate you"
t. every single sjw ever
No.623985
I signed up for that learn liberty site but apparently it's not just a bunch of videos I actually have to put work into it
help
No.623987
>>623984
Hey.
*sprays u*
quit it.
No.623988
>>623987
And here comes the savior of pedos
No.623989
No.623990
>>623980
undertale is the new homestuck
No.623991
>>623988
*sprays you again*
quit it.
No.623993
>>623990
yeah they're both shit
No.623994
xlr let's be real
how much do you hate me
No.623995
No.623996
>>623990
>Undyne with her hair down
noice
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No.623998
>>623986
It is literally you fucking job to explain your point in an argument you retarded pedophile
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>>623998
unless it's not an argument and i'm just saying something, something that you don't understand
so you respond to my statement like "what's this crazy sjw bullshit, huh? huh???" and it aint my responsibility to explain you shit
unless it's like a genuine inquiry like, hm, what do you mean by that? and not an obviously thinly veiled attempt to start a fight
now quit it before xlr sprays us both
No.624004
>>623994
on a scale of one to 10, 10 being hate you loads, i'd give you a frowny face sticker.
>>624002
Quit it.
No.624005
>>623999
where the fuck were the lifeguards?
No.624006
>>624004
You can't make me do shit
No.624007
>>624004
a frowny face sticker is not a number
but hey, ill take it
No.624008
>>624007
he;s frowning because you want to fuck children
No.624009
>>624008
and im frowning because you think i want tofuck children
i tend to frown at people who are wrong
No.624011
>>624009
I want to fuck children
t. James Dambro
No.624013
>>624011
i mean technically there wasn't a space between "to" and "fuck" and you should probably add some ellipses
you're not very good at this whole "quoting" thing huh
No.624014
most of you have been on hsg at this point longer than wonk. that's dumber than a million arguments wonk could make
No.624015
the fact you're so wrong you're more wrong than wonk most of the time should tell you something. I mean it won't, but it should. like change your life around.
No.624016
>>624014
>>624015
remember the time you just posted this in the wrong thread?
No.624017
>>624013
You're not very good at the whole "not wanting to fuck children" thing huh
No.624018
>>624016
this is an annoying post. you should delete it.
No.624019
If you're posting corporate propaganda you should at least get paid for it.
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No.624021
>>624019
who's shilling corporate propaganda?
No.624022
>>624020
see there you go again making a very annoying but easily deletable post.
No.624023
No.624024
>>624021
every trump voter.
No.624025
>>624017
this is a stale meme
a tired meme
>>624014
>>624015
#truth
👍
No.624026
>>624025
Just because it's a meme doesn't mean it isn't true kidfucker
No.624027
No.624028
You're just getting yourself ripped off.
No.624029
>>624025
there's no meme in truth
No.624030
>>624014
>>624015
what's your dealio with wonk
do you have a chubby for him
No.624031
>>624029
what does this post even convey.
No.624032
>>624030
saying i have a deelio for wonk is like me saying you have a deelio for bsb. you defend bsb and he's more annoying than wonk. but that doesn't make wonk or bsb good people. they're both annoying, just like you.
No.624033
>>624030
they're obsessed with this weird made up version of me
no matter how untrue it actually is they insist it's real
No.624034
>>624026
but the fact remains that it is an untrue meme
No.624035
>>624033
>made up
sure thing, childpile anon
No.624036
>>624032
I never defended bsb
No.624037
>>624031
there's no meme in truth
No.624038
i for one. am glad wonk is back.
No.624039
>>624035
i'm actually not childpile anon
they are a totally different person who also likes the ot8
No.624040
>>624034
no matter how many times you tell yourself you're not, you really are a pedophile
No.624041
wonk is more mentally healthy than most of you.
No.624042
>>624040
i am literally not
you realize that it's a real disorder with real symptoms that i really dont have
but why am i even having this conversation
if logic or reason worked on you we wouldnt even have a problem
No.624043
>>624041
I don't recall trying to kill myself nor being addicted to drugs so no
No.624044
No.624045
>>624041
well i never tried to kill myself
or lied about killing myself
so i'm aaaaall right
No.624046
>>624041
true but only recently, the last year or so
No.624047
>>624043
>addicted to drugs so no
worse, you're addicted to hsg.
No.624048
>>624041
at least i am not a pedophile
No.624049
>>624047
you don't even know how often I post here
No.624050
you think i lied because the only picture i was able to post was of the burns on my hand
and it's not like that was gonna kill me
No.624051
>>624049
the fact we post here at all is an unresolved health problem.
No.624052
anon, you might as well face it, you're addicted to love
No.624053
>>624051
yeah sure thing, moody
No.624054
>>624053
what does moody have to do with this.
No.624056
It's true, I'm pretty fucked up. I can't even interact with people any more. Good thing you fuckers aren't people.
No.624057
>>624054
only idiots like him think posting on HSG is some kind of mental self-harm
No.624058
alright now can we stop discussing who has more mental issues than a suicidal kiddy fiddling juggalo
whos got some good recipes for le guac dip
No.624059
No.624060
>>624057
on the contrary you have to be an idiot to be here still. we are all idiots just accept it.
No.624061
No.624062
>>624060
why would i leave
HSG is nothing more than a dedicated shitposting street to me
No.624063
>>624061
why is it so hard for you to accept it?
No.624064
a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money, and the state
No.624065
>>624056
I'm here in part because I actually hate myself
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>>624068
what the fuck is that noise
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No.624075
>cant post the Mituna VS M&Ms vocaroo
shit
No.624077
>get told not to go to bed late
>go to bed late
#devilish
No.624080
>>624078
I wish you hadn't posted this
No.624081
>>624080
was getting a boner part of your plan?
No.624083
I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony.
I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!
I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.
I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.
I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.
This blog contains my opinions on news, politics, and life in general.
As an American citizen, I'm entitled to my First Amendment rights, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Don’t like my opinion? Don’t blame me. Blame the 1st!
No.624084
screaming
crying
farting
dying
No.624085
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No.624089
>>624088
let's take out the middleman baby
No.624090
>>624089
COULDNT 4GR33 MOR3
*4N4L VOR3S YOU BOTH*
No.624091
No.624092
>>624091
TH3Y 4LL W3NT TO 3XPLOR3 TH1S M4G1C4L C4V3 FULL OF TR34SUR3
WHY DONT YOU COM3 JO1N TH3M >:]
No.624093
>>624092
wwait a goddamn minute
you wwould nevver tell someone wwhere to find hidden shekels
im onto you you crafty accountant
No.624095
>>624093
UH
OK4Y YOU GOT M3
TH3 TR34SUR3 W4S FR13NDSH1P 4LL 4LONG
YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY GO G3T 1T 4NYW4Y
No.624096
>>624095
wwell alright then
wwhere do i find this "friend" ship
No.624097
>reading anime magazines from 1993
>all those cheesy reviews and fan photos of twenty-something-year-old men wearing Lum shirts
i love this
i really do
No.624098
through extensive modification, we could probably turn vcrs into a fucking time machine. am i wrong?
No.624099
>>624098
yeah, if you manage to get your hands on a tape made of the fucking fabric of time itself.
No.624101
>>624100
>truncated to 10 Reasons Why Girls Should H...
I regret clicking
No.624102
No.624103
>>624100
reasons 1 and 5 were the same, psssh what a sham
No.624104
i guess you could say
that dog
ate the pussycat B)
No.624105
No.624106
my "backsie-wacksie" hurts a lot today
No.624107
No.624108
No.624109
fact: the anon above me is wrong
No.624110
fact: the anon above me is correct
No.624111
fact: never accept bronze
No.624112
>>624111
bronze sells for kind of a lot on the scrap market though
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No.624115
>>624114
he's projected to lose to even hillary lol
No.624116
>>624014
>>624015
is this... vwonk?
No.624117
>>624114
i forget that ben garrison isn't a made up joke comic
this is ridiculous
No.624119
No.624120
>>624119
in the country he's running president for?
No.624121
>>624116
i'm guessing that was ae trying to play devil's advocate again
No.624122
>>624120
are you asking or telling
No.624123
No.624124
>>624121
what is he? the anti-bullying squad?
No.624125
>>624120
except where are you getting the projections that trump will lose
No.624126
the olympics... they suck, folks
No.624127
>>624118
>demmocratic debate
No.624128
>>624125
aside from the fact trump is popular only within his demographic and extremely unpopular outside of it, making no attempt to branch out and get those voters, and alienating those voters harder.
calm down cletus
No.624129
is it surprising cletus also stans for the candidate alex jones supports. no it's not surprising.
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No.624132
>>624128
and now i have a screencap of a microsoft office bar chart and still not a link to work with
No.624133
>>624131
they link other polling data. It's a cumulation of a ton of sources. and all the sources basically say the same thing. And that Clinton is more popular as a general election candidate than trump, and trump would likely lose a general election against Hilary in a tight capacity, and Bernie would defeat him more easily.
In other words popularity among your voter base does not equal mass popularity.
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No.624135
>>624133
>people say bernie is unelectable
>every poll has him beating republicans that hillary would lose to
No.624136
if it comes down to trump v hillary I'll just do it for teh lulz
No.624137
No.624138
No.624139
Our school held an election to see who held the majority in the school, and Bush won. Personally I voted for Nader simply because I don't know what he stands for. Thats better than Bush or Kerry, because I don't like either. Bush wants to get us killed, and Kerry wants to make sure we go to hell once we do die. It would just be hilarious to see Nader win ^_^.
No.624140
make ur sound great again
No.624141
>>624136
trump is a legitimately better candidate than hillary tbh fam
No.624142
>>624141
as terrible as shillary is, and she is, this is simply not true
trump has literally no idea how do be a president, or even a politician
No.624143
No.624144
>>624133
prediction polls are literally bullshit
No.624145
trump would be a bad president for the same reason arnold schwarzenegger was a governor.
No.624146
>>624144
care to cite a source for that ;)
No.624147
>>624142
i'd rather take a fucking idiot than a liar
No.624148
>>624144
do you have any other data to go on, or
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No.624150
>>624147
>i don't want a liar for a president
you don't really understand politics, do you
No.624151
are people claiming trump isn't a liar.
No.624152
>>624151
that's what it looks like
No.624153
>>624147
>implying trump didn't lie about muslims celebrating in the streets on 9/11
>implying trump isn't lying about exporting all 1 gorrilian illegal immigrants in the country
>implying trump isn't a filthy liar
No.624154
>>624153
that's memeing not lying
No.624155
>>624153
>not wanting those gorillion "refugees" to go back
No.624156
political/social bullshit discussions make me miss vfan visits and skypenig drama
No.624157
>>624155
i hope you're ready to take those low wage jobs neet
No.624158
>>624155
doesn't matter what we want to do to the immigrants
trump says he's going to round them all up and deport them and that's just not logistically possible
he still hasn't said what he's going to do with the children of those immigrants, who are legal citizens
No.624159
Can anybody please explane whar started the hype over Sans from Undertale cover song to Garnet's song from SU?
What's the hype reason?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TzVOLOROkM
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No.624161
>>624157
i'd welcome it, there aren't any jobs here that aren't already taken
the piss-bottle life ain't for me
No.624162
>>624160
>deporting american citizens
No.624164
>>624159
>What's the hype reason?
tumblr crossing over fandoms at complete random
No.624165
*4got somthing @ the pizz place*
*wants 2 go back*
No.624166
>>624164
cletus you look like the people at the bottom panel
No.624167
>>624166
>not looking like a vaguely brown, bulldyke abomination
>2016
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No.624169
>>624163
this is now my dream
>delivering pizza to soldiers one day and to terrorists the next
>having to defend the store with pizza comrades
>establish ourselves as a PMC Pizza Military Company
>deliver pizza and fight for money
>"Quality Pizza, Quality Operating"
>eventually build Pizza Army
>take over the middle east in the name of american grease disk
No.624170
I USED TO FLY LIKE
PETER PAAAAAAANNN
No.624171
man last thread was so vfan-heavy
i can smell her just reading it
No.624172
>>624169
>your base of operations: outer crust heaven
>livraison sans frontières
No.624173
>>624171
better than cletus/niggerclit heavy
No.624174
>>624173
i'd rather have niggerclit or vfan than cletus
No.624175
>>624171
was she there? i didnt see her
No.624176
>>624175
i can see how a vfan would be hard to detect to the uninitiated when she's not in her usual tard rage form
but i can assure you she's here
No.624177
>>624176
I guess it's just easier to see when you post, cletus.
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No.624179
>>624178
everyone who doesn't like me is vfan
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>>624176
excuse me for saying this but you sound more than a little paranoid
No.624182
>>623438
>jab is still a virgin with a microdick drawing his single fantasy: sex
>>623977
When you're grindin that pussy and she wraps her legs around you
You're either doing great or about to be wearing a wheelchair
>>624094
Why is your cat so !much cooler than you?
>>624138
I know! I can run in the next elections, I believe.
>>624134
>.edu
What will trump do to rectify the 1000% tuition increase we've seen in the last 30 years, far outstripping inflation?
>>624158
He hasn't said whether he would deport Cruz, who is clearly Canadian, has he?
No.624184
>>624182
>He hasn't said whether he would deport Cruz, who is clearly Canadian, has he?
he has threatened to sue him, for some reason
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>>624094
is your cats name gazibarack
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No.624188
does cumming hands free break your nofap
No.624189
>>624188
you mean wet dreams?
No.624190
>>624189
He means he took the knot and it caused a hands free ejaculation.
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No.624193
>it makes me uncomfortable when you call it that
No.624194
>>624192
>vriska's has 8 prostates
No.624195
>>624193
how exactly would you get it out if just pulling slowly doesn't work?
No.624196
>>624195
Knots are, well, meant to tie the two together to ensure pregnancy, so it takes a while to "deflate"
No.624197
>>624196
>deflate
rev why do you know the exact science behind dog dicks?
No.624198
>>624197
Do you forget that I grew up in Montana?
No.624199
>>624198
i didn't know that in the first place
No.624200
>>624171
you mean the two posts near the end?
No.624201
Rev: the best dog breeder in Montana
No.624202
>>624201
i think it's more that the dogs breed him, if you get my meaning
No.624206
>>624203
>There's a line between animal husbandry and bestiality, and I think your buddy went flying over it on a 4 wheeler at 200 mph
truth
oh /k/, what would we do without your shenanigans
No.624207
>>624197
yo
my man
if youve been posting in hsg since before the fucking /co/ banishment there's no way you dont know a thing or two about animal cocks from people posting shit in the thread
like, seriously
how much of hsg was about different kinds of dicks back in the day
like 85%
No.624208
i miss ipgd and her animal phallus expertise
No.624209
>>624207
>if youve been posting in hsg since before the fucking /co/ banishment
this does not apply to me grant
i really wish it did though
that sounds like a hell of a time. very fun and educational.
No.624210
>>624182
>jeb is still a virgin with a microdick drawing his single fantasy: sex
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>>624208
dumbgarbage was the shittest iteration of hsg
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>>624212
im still disappointed lavalamp dicks never caught on
No.624215
>>624211
i was gonna debate that but then i remembered the great gamergate ban scandal
No.624216
>>624214
well you're in luck cause lava lamp dicks are all the rage in undertale
No.624217
>>624182
the increase in tuition is due to student loans, so getting rid of those would cut the cost of college into a fraction of what it is now
No.624218
>>624216
I like to imagine those make lightsaber noises.
No.624220
Sure they make money for the government now, but that bubble is about to burst thanks to increasing number of hipsters who think they shouldn't have to pay back the loans they fucking took out. And of course Bernie Panders fans those flames of envy by telling them they're all victim of capitalism
Without guaranteed tuition money from uncle sam, surprise surprise! - colleges will have to once again compete with each other for who can give a degree for less money. Not to mention we won't have 30 million retards with unusable degrees in Lesbian Dance Therapy.
No.624221
>i am the bone of my sword
what did he mean by this
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>>624220
See, this is a smart intelligent thing you just said but everyone is going to ignore it because you're BSB
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No.624225
>>624220
whats wrong with retards having unusable degrees again
No.624226
>>624225
as a retard with an unusable degree, i wish somebody had stopped me and told me to pick a different one
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>>624204
>when he saw a "a big guy
>with a big bat"
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>>624217
>>624220
huh
whatdya know
bsb has some views that aren't terrible
of course he couches it in antisemitism but whatever
you're right, federal student loans that prey on the very people that most need help are doing nothing to help anyone
debt is what hurts economies; if you're paying off debt you're not saving or spending as much as you could be, which is bad from an economics standpoint
couple points of contention though:
technically, they are victims of capitalism, considering that "raises prices to make money" is a tenet of capitalism
and second, making up "30 million retards with unusable degrees" is not a sound way to make a point. i disagree with the notion that there's an unusable degree at all, but that's just me.
No.624229
>>624225
I was going to have a usable one but I'm too stupid to have one so now I have general studies, or "Interdisciplinary Studies" as it's called here.
No.624230
>>624225
when each of those useless degrees cost taxpayers $65,000 each, and we as a country don't get anything out of the deal expect longer tumblr posts, then yeah that's a problem.
No.624231
>>624228
>and second, making up "30 million retards with unusable degrees" is not a sound way to make a point. i disagree with the notion that there's an unusable degree at all, but that's just me.
lol
o
l
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No.624233
>>624230
you don't think people with "useless" degrees get jobs, like, at all?
No.624234
>>624233
paraplegics get jobs too, it doesn't mean their legs are useful
No.624235
>>624233
once in a while you get some shrew in an HR department with a degree in social justice (her job is to threaten sexual harassment charges on any shitlord white man she see smoking a cigar in the parking lot) but by and large I think I can safely say that if your degree does not getyou a job then it is expensive toilet paper yes.
No.624237
>>624235
>once in a while you get some shrew in an HR department with a degree in social justice (her job is to threaten sexual harassment charges on any shitlord white man she see smoking a cigar in the parking lot)
wow you are literally just blowing shit out your ass and calling it political commentary, christ
>>624234
but what he was saying is that people with those degrees contribute nothing to the economy when that's just simply not true
getting a degree at all is enough to get you a job in most cases
it doesn't matter what degree you have if you're just doing data-entry or working an entry level office job
No.624238
obese women with multicolored hair and Problem Glasses try tostep up to me and lecture me about how the world really works but as soon as they start to say something I scorpion kick them down an elevator shaft haha
No.624239
>>624237
>it doesn't matter what degree you have if you're just doing data-entry or working an entry level office job
I'd hate to tell you this but you can actually get those shit tier jobs without studying arts history for three years
No.624240
wonk me up
(wonk me up inside)
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i don't think i could ever get tired of this
No.624245
>>624244
she has nice vouce
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>>624239
so who cares what degree they get
in any case, college isn't for everyone and we shouldn't pretend that it is or should be
bring back vocational school
No.624248
>>624247
>in any case, college isn't for everyone and we shouldn't pretend that it is or should be
too late for that sorry
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>624247
I agree, we need more skilled labor than we do college eggheads
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>>624250
glad to see even we can agree on some things.
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No.624254
I just don't want America to turn into this, is all.
No.624255
>>624254
...you realize it's going to happen anyway? why wouldnt it?
No.624256
Glittering Gold
Trinkets And Baubles
No.624257
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settin up consultations
gonna get my first tattoo
and its gonna be horror related
ignore the manlet pictured
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>>624257
urgh
disgusting nerds always look awful with tats no matter what they are
No.624260
>>624259
yeah
he's certainly not doing himself any favors with those dorky piercings and his weird one-quarter of a smile
No.624261
>>624257
when you say "horror related"
you don't mean that, do you
No.624262
>>624261
aw man whats wrong with John Kassir's Crypt Keeper
he's an icon of the genre
this is the show that I grew up watching and what got me into horror movies in the first place
even if you don't like it, you gotta be able to see the appeal and personal importance I put on the show
No.624263
>>624262
have you ever seen INK? seems like you would like it
No.624264
>>624263
nope, is it like Ink Master or Kat Von D or those other tattoo shows
No.624265
>>624262
aw, i meant no offense
that it has personal significance is all that matters, and i do love crypt keeper
just, i have personal (i can think of the word for "worries or hangups" that i wanted to use) about intricate portraiture tattoos, they're the ones that i feel can go most wrong
No.624268
>>624265
yeah I'm definitely gonna have to shop around and look at various tattoo artist's portfolios of past work
plus i'm thinking I'll be dropping a decent sum on it, so i figure the longer i take, the better it'll be in the long run
and yeah some of my earliest childhood memories were watching Tales From the Crypt and Monstervision reruns on TNT and Sci-fi, to this day she's a horror junkie
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>>624268
>yeah some of my earliest childhood memories were watching Tales From the Crypt and Monstervision reruns on TNT and Sci-fi
dude
are you ed
but yeah, good luck man, it's cool you're doing something meaningful like that
No.624271
>if you divide the amount of his superpac's money jeb spent by the amount of votes he actually got, he spent more than $1300 per vote
jeb................
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>>624270
>dude
>are you ed
i'm posting from a damp, moldy basement so yes
yes i am
and we all know ed grew up to be a neet anyway
No.624274
>>624273
dude holy crap
well, actually, that sounds like it sucks, but hey, c'est la vie
>>624269
i don't think you understand
i said
crackship time
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No.624276
>>624274
fug yeah that kanaya has some fuggin amazing bedroom eyes
>>624274
nah its just because my mom despises the smell of my devil's lettuce and so my smoking station is my work bench downstairs when its not covered in scrap metal or welding gear
No.624278
>>624264
no, no it's totally different
ink has nothing to do with it except it's the main character's name.
No.624279
>>624278
so what is it? a show? a documentary? an animu?
just "ink" doesn't give me much to go by :o)
No.624280
>>624274
>Yes Jade I Told You You Would Look Amazing In One Of My Dresses
>Now
>Let Us See How Good You Look Out Of It
No.624281
>>624279
a movie. if you want to look it up, you'll have to put '2009' in the search with it, otherwise you'll just get articles and clipart
No.624282
>new conspiracy set
now this is what i call epic: epic, for the win
No.624284
there should be more lesbian dance therapy majors imho.
No.624285
and like the libbycucks say
i'm livin' in a numale way
No.624286
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>>624282
as a casual player lemme ask ya:
what the hecky IS conspiracy?
also, but to a lesser degree, what is commander?
No.624287
the skellies are still there
i only now realized that's why you can't click on anything at the bottom of the screen
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>>624286
>what the hecky IS conspiracy?
a "draft format" wizards made for shits and giggles
it was pretty interesting I guess
Commander is a format where you have a commander (a legendary creature or some planeswalkers (or any planeswalker if you play by some house rules)) and then 99 cards that are within the color identity of that card.
You start with 40 life instead of 20, but i fyou take 21 damage from the commander you lose.
No.624290
>>624286
conspiracy was a set specifically designed to be drafted and then played free for all style with multiple players
like there are cards with effects that say "when you draft this card, do X"
its cool
No.624291
No.624292
the term cuck has become meaningless.
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>>624294
if i'm a cuck, you must be a cuck too
No.624298
there was dumb shit like this
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No.624305
how do we combine/force poopydot and trump?
the answer: trumpoopy
No.624306
>>624299
hi, this was the same guy that did that tentaboobs kanaya, the shitty joey portrait, and the totally legit and accurate mirror's edge poster.
should i do my own shitty mspaint adventure? and slowly get better over the course of 8 years until i basically make a second homestuck.
except i don't become a shitty half-numale and then crash my life with no survivors trying to make a game loosely based on its premise.
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>>624307
don't reply to my posts
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>>624292
see the third entry here
>>624252
I just proved you wrong eat shit bitch
No.624313
heres a pic of me and a cat
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No.624315
>>624313
>inb4 shitty ass "nice pussy" jokes
No.624316
>>624306
if you don't try
then the libcucks win
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No.624321
will wesley associating peridot with trump cost trump votes
No.624322
>>624254
there's nothing wrong with this
hell, if you have a problem with this but not the ubiquity of entertainment in general then you're jut afraid of what's new
it's the natural progression of our species's need to distract itself until it dies
No.624323
>>624254
aside from Zuckerberg being creepy looking what do you have issue with
No.624324
>>624314
it's a story of a bern victim who got cuckolded by a black guy
No.624325
>>624323
>>624322
i can see where he's coming from judging by the context of the image
looks spooky if you ask me
No.624326
No.624327
>>624325
no spookier than a bunch of people on their iphones or laptops or playing scrabble why a giddy jew walks by
it's just entertainment
No.624328
>>624325
I mean yea it looks creepy but it's just a bunch of people using what I assume is their vr headset.
No.624329
>>624327
not really
these people are literally hooked out to machines
No.624330
oh no....office workers are using microsoft excel but with a visual interface.........
No.624331
>>624329
>these people are literally hooked out to machines
I don't see plugs going into any veins there.
No.624332
>>624329
It's weird in the context of a conference hall, but you're not going to use it in public.
No.624333
>>624329
okay?
the entire existence of humanity is just an animal integrated with its own creations
being scared of this shit is dumb. especially with how much technology we already basically cannot function without anymore.
No.624334
>>624326
you said "this things doesn't happen" I showed you that it does. I've won so start choking down my dick on your being wrong.
No.624335
>>624334
no I didn't say cuckolding didn't exist. please read. thank you.
No.624336
by the way who the fuck is this guy? The Zuckerberg Internet Defense Force? Oh no someone posted an image of my jew master better hunker down for a 30 hour posting session telling everyone how great he is.
go blow a tiger
No.624337
>>624331
>>624332
>>624333
it's most likely gonna evolve into plugs going into veins if it continues to go down this 1984 route
we should just stay at our normal level
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No.624339
>>624336
No it's just really stupid.
It's like those signs that say "You will be fined if you use your cellphone" crap. It's hating technology because it's new.
>>624337
>we should just stay at our normal level
What is our normal level then? Even in the past 10 years technology has drastically changed to a much more "invasive" way than it was in 2006.
No.624340
*spends 90% of my waking life using technology*
*but sees someone is playing video games with a screen in goggles*
welp its over for us as a species we've done it ladies and gents its 1984 gg wp big brother
No.624341
*sees a bunch of people using their cellphones in the bus*
my god we truly are in 1984....
No.624342
>>624337
what about society is 1984, it's brave new world
No.624343
like how the fuck can you exist in a society where everyone walks around with all of human knowledge in their pocket and be terrified about humanity becoming reliant on technology because goggle screens
No.624344
No.624345
this is triggering the shit out of me help
No.624346
>>624331
>>624337
it's going into their eye veins trust me i was there
No.624347
>>624339
>Even in the past 10 years technology has drastically changed to a much more "invasive" way than it was in 2006.
>drastically
how? the only thing i can think of is touchscreen stuff being more widespread and motion sensor stuff
>>624340
>>624341
>>624343
all i'm saying is that it looks really creepy
it's gonna evolve from goggle screens in the next five years until it literally becomes a part of you in some way, starting 1984
plus it's just a new way for the government to keep tabs on the people
No.624348
No.624349
>>624347
>it's gonna evolve from goggle screens in the next five years until it literally becomes a part of you in some way, starting 1984
this is literally delusional.
No.624350
I think the best part about VR technology becoming available to the average consumer
is gonna be when its acceptable to use it in public
and theres just gonna be goofy looking people gesturing at the air and awkwardly stumbling about at the mall or some shit
No.624351
someone better have saved my gondola
No.624352
the most powerful fusion of them all???
No.624353
No.624354
>>624347
No one had a smart phone in 2006. It was all 'normal' cell phones and if we go back a few more years it's proto-tablets like the original palm pilots and black berries.
The past 10 years have drastically changed what is "normal", and the 10 years before that changed it to an even higher degree.
If you want to "keep the normal level of technology" go back to the 1920s, where they were "changing the normal level of technology" by introducing the magical picture box.
No.624355
technology is actually what will destroy the government
No.624356
>>624347
do you not realize that technology is already part of us
and has always been part of us
what do you think it means when all members of modern society needs a cell phone to function? do you really think this thing we use every day and have on us at all times is not already part of us?
do you not realize all humanity is is an amalgam of technologies we've integrated into ourselves?
what do you think clothes are?
what do you think language is?
yes, humanity is going to start putting replacing/augmenting more parts of itself physically, and no, this is not some nightmare future brought on by shadowy men who rule the world from a smoking club. it is what we've always done. we're just doing it better.
No.624357
I'd pay an arm and a leg
to see Slimer
(Slimer)
on cabaret
No.624359
No.624360
>what will actually destroy the government
No.624361
>tfw trump wants to audit the fed
yes
rand might have dropped out but there's still hope
No.624362
"the jewish rothschilds will turn america into 1984 and destroy the government with cybernetics"
t. alex jones
No.624363
>what will actually destroy the government
I was wrong the first time, i changed my mind
No.624364
>>624362
i though alex jones was all about the secret nazi conspiracy and how arabs control hollywood
No.624365
>>624363
the american government is already useless and destroyed.
No.624366
I mean if anything is scary it's how smartphones can track your data and we are way past that point
What can VR do to you? It's just another way to view a screen
No.624367
>>624364
alex jones believes a lot more than that lol
No.624368
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this is what will REALLY destroy the government
No.624369
>>624366
though I am very excited for the advent of VR shock/screamer videos
No.624371
>>624370
*upvotes this post*
No.624372
>>624369
Fuck that
VR RACING GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>624375
nobody is controlling your mind.
No.624378
>>624377
it's fucking possible
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No.624381
>>624380
a grown man wrote this
No.624382
i want a webm of that family guy shut up clip where peter shoots at lois like the nazi commander in schindler's list
No.624383
>>624378
>>624379
have you ever considered that if you're somehow enrapt beyond your free will it's nobody's fault but your own for being so irresponsible and open to suggestion.
I find internet ommunities more guilty of "brainwashing" people than actual "organized" governments.
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No.624385
>>624383
I was just kidding
I'm /pol/, but even I don't believe in shit like OBUMMERS GONNA PUT THROUGH AN EXECUTIVE ORDER ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS PRESIDENCY MAKING IT MANDATORY TO PUT MICROCHIPS IN YOUR CHILDREN'S BRAINS!!!
No.624386
what if we are already brainwashed...
No.624387
>>624386
well a good number of people here are voting for trump
No.624388
>>624375
How though?
There's nothing different about a VR screen except for the fact that it's two screens slightly apart from each other
No.624389
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wait until you see the latest invention crafted by the shadowy conspirators who want to control our lives
get this: these goggles don't just play video games, they AUGMENT your VISION so you can see things with unnatural clarity! this is going to obsolete the normal human being! huxley's brave new world is finally here..............
pic related
No.624390
microchips are unironically gonna happen
No.624391
where making this happen bro
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No.624394
microchips are unironically rad
transhumanism can't come fast enough
fuck the mortal flesh
No.624395
>>624390
RFID chips are already a thing for people with medical conditions so when an ambulance comes they can read their history
No.624396
>>624385
nah, he'll do something even worse
like appointing elizabeth warren as a supreme court justice
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No.624399
>>624394
This tbh
Only we can't entrust that to a centralized agency
This isn't even "ooh spooky government" this is just common sense
No.624400
>>624394
>not wanting to be immortal and be the last pure human, forced to conceal yourself under cloaks and masks so that you aren't forced into mandatory augmentation
No.624401
how are all of you so stupid all at once
No.624403
>>624397
ok and that's a bad thing how?
No.624404
>>624397
They still look pretty squishy to me fam....
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No.624406
>>624397
thanks alex jones
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>>624397
also that's not even transhumanism
that's just VR
No.624409
>>624405
you idiot, now she'll just eat it
what do you expect with an oversized maggot
No.624410
>>624394
yeah it is pretty fascinating
i want like, a dbz scouter-ish looking thing mounted over my right eye that I can operate using thought
i've always kinda had that as a dream
but i wouldn't use it for anything useful, probably, i'd just shitpost by thought alone
No.624411
>>624400
>>not wanting to be immortal and be the last pure human
>Immortal
>'Pure' human
How do you suppose you do that
No.624412
let's cut the crap. transhumanism is a pipe dream and will not happen in your lifetime.
No.624413
>>624411
be the eternal jew, that way you'll live to armageddon
No.624414
>>624411
>can live forever
>can avoid being augmented
>no augmentations=pure
how do you suppose not that?
No.624415
you live in a world where the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has basically been invented and is in everyone's pockets, where people have robotic pumps for hearts, and where you can walk into a facility with almost any disease or ailment and have it removed from you via human-created medicine
but video game goggles are the transhumanist nightmare come to life
No.624416
>>624414
humans can't live forever
No.624417
>>624415
like i said, it's gonna get worse
No.624418
if trump doesn't get elected we'll get the chips, alex jones told me so.
No.624419
>>624412
In 1900 most people got around by horse
45 years later the Atomic Bomb was dropped
Technology is advancing exponentially on a J-curve my fam
No.624420
>>624412
transhumanism to some degree already has
people who turn to it as some sort of escape from death, like there's any chance they'll be able to extend their lifetimes to 10,000 years, are just using it as a religion though, yeah.
No.624422
>>624417
like i said, you're a fucking idiot for thinking you're not already completely integrated with technology in virtually every aspect of your life
No.624423
>>624419
technology also was not on a "j curve" for a long while. There's no reason to suggest the technology you want doesn't come with enormous energy requirements that need to be met first that simply isn't there. This isn't mentioning the science is centuries away, or that the investment wouldn't be there.
Let's say it is "possible". If stem cell research is banned, this would be banned.
No.624424
1869- The transcontinental railroad is hammered in at Promontory Point, Utah
1969- Moon Landing
>>624420
Well duh that's not going to happen in a human lifetime but current advancements might allow you to live to 120 and by then the average human lifespan might be 400 and by the time you're 400 the average human lifespan might be 3000 etc
No.624425
Vriska Serket exhaled and her wet, 8asket8all-sized tits flopped onto the kitchen ta8le like two milk-filled 8ladders. She moaned like an animal and thrust out her 8u88le-ass in her seat, raising her hips slightly 8efore reaching 8ehind her to spread herself. Her eyes rolled 8ack in her head and her oversized, 8otox lips parted to reveal a questing tongue as she groaned low and a 8egan to take a massive dump, straight through the 8ack of her kitchen chair, and onto the floor.
Her 6-sweep old kismesis scooted onto the ta8le next to her, a 8allsack like a ho8o's 8indle flopping 8etween his scrawny underage legs. "I'm taking a h8ge f8cking dump in front of my underage son!!!!!!!!" moaned Vriska, her over-tanned, 8ul8ous 8ody glistening with milk and sweat, her dil8d asshole uncoiling a python sized ration of wrist thick turd. Moaning with semi-concious lust, she used two hands to reach in front of her distended tit and sink three fingers into each side of her lipstick-sized nipple, dilating it to reveal the ducts and tissues within.
"Dump your load into my tit!!!!!!!!" she moaned at Eridan, still assaulting the floor with an elephantine dump out of her gar8age-pail ass. Her kismesis hardly needed to 8e told twice and plunged his 14-inch fuck-stake into her, using her oversized 8reast as a cunt. He placed his small, athletic hands on either side of her massive endowment to gain purchase. Vriska's moirail walked into the room, a defiant-looking goth of six sweeps.
"8reakfast is served, Kanaya!" moaned Vriska, as her otherwise-prepu8escent-looking rival 8rutalized her milk ducts with his fourteen-inch rape weapon. "Eat my shiiiiiiiit, you stupid cunt!!!!!!!!"
No.624426
>>624424
ok but it isn't happening this is science fiction you've been playing too much deus ex
No.624427
>>624423
> If stem cell research is banned, this would be banned.
I don't think the actual research is banned. The main controversy is that aborted precious babbus are used to harvest the cells but I mean they've already been aborted why waste their stem cells...
No.624428
>>624423
>There's no reason to suggest the technology you want doesn't come with enormous energy requirements that need to be met first that simply isn't there.
There kind of is though. Look up Moore's Law.
No.624429
>>624424
it's nice to believe in some form of immortality, i.e. an afterlife. makes death less terrifying and life have meaning. but pretending like we're anywhere near that point is silly, and ultimately you will still die and it still won't have mattered how long you lived. you're believing in a god named science to save your soul.
No.624430
>>624428
Moore's Law doesn't mean that we fuse with machines or come up with a way that somehow doesn't create an ethical dilemma. It just means more advanced computers. It's association with the theory of technological singularity is just dumb posturing, there's no evidence anything will happen but the obvious faster and faster processing.
No.624431
>>624429
No I'm gonna die just why make it now instead of later
And make it epic like the sun exploding not just dying an old man...
No.624432
>>624430
>or come up with a way that somehow doesn't create an ethical dilemma.
Lots of shit causes "ethical dilemmas" I don't see what that has to do with it.
Isn't the technological singularity when we achieve "true" artificial intelligence? That can feasibly happen within our lifetimes.
No.624433
>>624431
if you want some amazing glorious death then just go snackbar some important place
you're certainly brown enough, so it'll be believable
No.624434
>>624430
>somehow doesn't create an ethical dilemma
What dilemma? I assume you mean overpopulation when people stop dying in large numbers but the simple solution is to send them as colonists into space
Or stop making babies
No.624435
the fault people who believe in technological singularity have is they believe if the possibility and science are there it will just happen because sufficiently advanced tech corporations would jump at the possibility of advancing human life and making everyone live longer yada yada yada. But that's not the case.
It's not finnancially feasible, and illegality of it just like human cloning is illegal would put a dead stop to research. It wouldn't happen even if the science was there. Further, let's say, all of that won't be happening and you're right. This would be so expensive it would only be possible for a select few financially dominant members of society to wield.
No.624436
>not wanting to be a bonkle robot god
.........fools....
No.624437
>>624431
"i believe i'm going to live for millions of years" is functionally the same as "i believe in an afterlife" is what i'm saying
both are just escapes from the crushing inevitability of death with no real basis in the world besides the person really wanting them to be true
No.624438
>>624432
>>624434
If human cloning is indefinitely illegal even though it's scientifically possible, this would also fit similar criteria for being made illegal for ethical concerns. This is giving benefit of the doubt somehow a corporation is even willing to make such an enormous investment.
No.624439
>>624432
Oh no an A.I. would be too risky they'd quickly conclude that humans are shit
>>624435
Oh, is it inevitable? No. God no. But is it possible? Yes
No.624441
>>624437
>"i believe i'm going to live for millions of years"
I don't 100% believe that like hajjis believe in Paradise...
>>624438
Who said anything about cloning the flesh is weak and brain transplants are risky af
Go straight to robot
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No.624443
>>624441
I'm saying if human cloning is illegal, this would be made illegal because it poses even broader ethical concerns. Again, assuming a corporation is suicidally willing to make such an enormous investment even with the most optimistic kinds of processing power being available.
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No.624445
>>624443
capitalism won't be around when we get to that point
No.624447
>>624445
And that point is beyond any of our lifetimes.
No.624448
>>624445
ah right, the communist delusion of "Don't worry, we'll eventually all be communist"
No.624449
are you all forgetting the biggest problem with the "transfer consciousness to a robot" thing
you don't leave your body and go into the robot
it's just copied
you're still around, watching a robot copy of you have fun and live forever
No.624450
I come back from dishes and see that the thread's turned into a big argument of futurism and neoluddite marxist higglty piggilty. Glad I'm not swimming in this piss water.
No.624451
>>624449
that's easy, just kill yourself after the process
it'd be no different from going to sleep and then waking up
No.624452
>>624450
oh please, you and your political/social arguments are no better
why can't we just post joey!
No.624453
>>624448
to be fair, once society inevitably collapses, future cultures will be less likely to follow their predacessors example. this always happens when cultures go and fall, the next goes in an opposite direction, if searching the opposite direction isn't what leads to the disassembly of the parts of culture the search disagrees with.
With how large it already is, society collapsing slowly will have such a tremendous boom that it's unlikely any survivors will look at the mistakes of massive consumption that put them there fondly.
No.624455
>>624451
why do you assume you'd "wake up" in that robot body?
that would necessitate some sort of "soul transfer" and also the existence of a "soul"
No.624456
the future is less deus ex and more mad max.
No.624457
The collapse of capitalism will be any day now
t. The 20th Century
No.624458
i've got a "hungieache"! :(
a headache, caused by the hungies! drat! DX
No.624459
>>624453
> once society inevitably collapses, future cultures will be less likely to follow their predacessors example.
how grand of "society collapsing" are we talking, because the entire planet is pretty much the same society and has been for a fair while, and I don't see that society collapsing unless WW3 gets started up and the nukes start flying
No.624460
>>624457
all I'm reading from this post is annoying refusal to see the point.
No.624461
>video game levels where you're forced to teleport around in a maze like place
this is my hell
No.624462
i'm not dead right now, that means i'm never going to die, i am a master of logic
No.624463
honestly i'd prefer a mad max future to a deus ex one
No.624465
>>624455
>why do you assume you'd "wake up" in that robot body?
>that would necessitate some sort of "soul transfer" and also the existence of a "soul"
No it wouldn't.
It'd certainly be a moral quandary of "Do I want to kill my body to 'become a robot' " but assuming you're able to properly transfer a person's brain/personality/etc into a robot there's no need for any sort of "soul".
You would have made the decision to put "yourself" into a robot, then when the process is done (or whenever you'd want to I suppose, but the sooner the better I would think) you would be in the robot.
It'd certainly be scary and weird for a while, if not forever, but it'd be possible.
No.624466
>>624452
mine are better because I make jokes and call people fags in addition to being really smart
No.624467
>>624464
technically textbook communism has never been tried, but then again textbook capitalism, democracy, etc etc etc hasn't been tried
No.624468
>>624466
you realize you sound like caliborn right?
No.624469
>>624464
epic meme, but i don't see how it's relevant to this topic
No.624470
the only way "transferring your consciousness" into a machine would make sense is if there was some kind of nanobots that could slowly literally transform your brain into a machine, little by little
No.624471
>>624459
Poverty rising as affluence shrinks continuously until human worth is infinitesimal and lacking of opportunity and all the economic catastrophes that come with that, global warming causing the steady increase of hotter environments with less biodiversity which facilitate a large number of pandemics through mosquitoes getting out of their environments, more algae blooms going through the oceans etc.
Honestly, any advanced culture can combat the symptoms and problems global warming has, but the less opportunity, the less minds to come up with solutions.
The gradual shrinking of the stereotypically upper class and the faster growing size of poverty is what is more dangerous to society, and will inevitably tear it apart like it always has. The way the world is changing will only help exacerbate it.
No.624472
>>624470
this is also my fetish
No.624473
>>624464
ok but what does this have to do with my point no society lasts forever
No.624474
>The cladeah mor has always been the best sword so I can see why they nerfed it, valve thought it was too op
oh i am laffin
No.624475
>>624465
>but assuming you're able to properly transfer a person's brain/personality/etc into a robot
see that's the thing
i can't imagine a scenario, considering what we know about brain makeup and personality/memory etc, where you "transfer" it into a robot brain and body
i can only imagine scenarios where it is copied onto a robot brain, like copying from one computer HD to another.
there would be two of you, you and an exact copy of your personality with all of your memories, living in a robot body
i just can't see it going any other way, except for a literal brain transfer.
((i do not have enough eq + robots art))
No.624476
>>624466
my favorite part of your political discussions is when you get proven wrong, you go really quiet for a little bit and then change the subject or better yet, you just leave
that's always fun
No.624477
i only have 400 calories for din
this is fucking horseshit
No.624478
give me a gimmick to use in a pokemon team
No.624479
>>624475
That's what I was talking about. Sorry if I used "transferring" instead of specifically copying, but it would be that.
>there would be two of you, you and an exact copy of your personality with all of your memories, living in a robot body
yep, this is it, which is why you have yourself killed while you're asleep or some such
sure you know "you" are technically dead and yea, that might suck, but (assuming we have this technology) you're still you
No.624480
>>624479
but you haven't gain immortality in that case
you're just fucking dead, and also there's a robot.
No.624481
>>624479
>but (assuming we have this technology) you're still you
no see but that's not possible
you can't just assume that
1) if there is an exact copy of you and
2) if you die/are killed/kill yourself that you will
3) wake up in the exact copied body
you wouldn't, there's no reason to
you'd be dead, and all you'd have is whatever happens to people when they die
and the robot, which would be an exact copy of you, would continue in your place as if nothing had happened
nothing would change for anyone but you
you would be dead
No.624482
why does the logic of the prestige always confuse people
No.624483
>>624479
the point is, "you" won't be the one experiencing the rest of it, it will be your copy. it will essentially split you into a dead version and an immortal version
No.624486
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>624482
that's right, the prestige
that's the other thing
the only thing i could think of was this video
it's basically the prestige
let's watch
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>>624480
yea and?
>>624481
>>624483
That kind of depends on what happens when a person dies. If you die and nothing happens, you just cease to exist, your consciousness lost to the wind, I don't see why there's any difference from this process and going to sleep.
If something does happen to you after death, well, that's another issue, but we can't really know that, can we?
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“Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution,” Hawking said. “So far, the trend seems to be toward the second option, with technology driving ever-increasing inequality.”
No.624489
>Cat tails are used to filter out arsenic
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>>624487
sure, yeah, it's not a big deal to you
but i wouldn't be happy dying knowing that I wouldn't get to personally experience robot life
>>624487
>I don't see why there's any difference from this process and going to sleep
two things:
1) you don't wake up
2) you don't dream, because your brain is dead
it's not just "going to sleep" it's "death" there is no comparison, we have no idea what it's like
i'm not going gently into that good night just because some robot-me is gonna live forever
No.624491
>>624464
It hate to agree with marxcucks but isn't capitalism supposed to be stateless not authoritarian government
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>>624490
>you don't dream, because your brain is dead
says who?
No.624493
europe was the end of history, and we're watching history as it ends. B)
No.624494
Hahaha wait did someone actually think making a robot copy of yourself and then committing suicide is the secret to immortality?
Bravo
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>>624492
says anyone who knows what dreams are, man
dreams necessitate a brain to dream them
if you're saying that you have dreams after your brain is dead, you are positing the existence of a "soul", aka a part of You that persists after death and for that you're gonna need some sources
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>>624496
every pokemon is funbro
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>>624495
>dreams necessitate a brain to dream them
that's possible but nor proven
>if you're saying that you have dreams after your brain is dead, you are positing the existence of a "soul", aka a part of You that persists after death
The entirety of "you" persists in this scenario
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>>624496
stall with slowking for 1500 turns
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>>624500
this is dumb dude you might as well clone someone and kill yourself and believe you'll live on consciously through the clone despite being different people. The same logic comes here. How do you know "robot you" (ugh this is dumb), isn't a different person than you with different circumstances working off different sets of logic? This is hypothetical wank.
In fact, this is just a more obtuse cloning process. And human cloning is illegal anyways. This is dumb. This is just a less possible version of human cloning.
No.624503
>>624494
lots and lots of people can't wrap their heads around it
i explained the type of transportation that scans you, destroys you, and then rebuilds you at the target point, and my friend just could not comprehend that if he stepped into it he wouldn't be alive anymore. he just didn't see the difference, didn't get his consciousness was lost.
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>>624499
strong nep a good nep
>>624500
>that's possible but nor proven
are you kidding? where does dreaming happen then?
>The entirety of "you" persists in this scenario
no it doesn't
okay look
there is robot you (R) and flesh you (Y), and for all intents and purposes, regardless of the sameness of their memories, they are different people
when R is created, R and Y exist simultaneously, and all bodily functions of R and Y continue as normal
Y kills themselves. Y dies. Y's brain stops functioning. "The Person we knew as Y" is functionally gone. Y does not dream. Until proven otherwise, there is no soul, and so Y is gone.
R persists. The entirety of R persists. But this is of no consequence to Y, who is dead.
If you are Y, you do not persist.
See what I'm saying? Why would you "wake up" as R? R already has a consciousness.
No.624505
>then rebuilds you at the target point
You'd just get a naked corpse
No.624506
>>624496
funbro but with slowking instead
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No.624508
>unironic hsg immortality debate
No.624509
thinking of getting some in-n-out for dinner
No.624510
>>624509
is in-n-out good
there's exactly one in the city i moved to since last year, but i haven't ever gone because it's way the fuck outta the way
No.624511
>>624504
>where does dreaming happen then?
in your brain, which this argument necessitates is the entirety of your being and that it is possible for you to 100% accurately transfer it (things which may not be possible)
>there is robot you (R) and flesh you (Y), and for all intents and purposes, regardless of the sameness of their memories, they are different people
potentially nah, but again we don't know how consciousness fully works
>>624502
>How do you know "robot you" (ugh this is dumb), isn't a different person than you with different circumstances working off different sets of logic?
Because the basis of this argument is that it is you? I don't know what you're saying.
No.624512
>>624498
>>624501
>>624506
>This meant you could Block them form escaping, Heal them as they struggle to death, Heal yourself and never run out of PP from recycling the Leppa berry.
jesus christ how horrifying
i'm doing it
No.624513
>>624509
Bad choice. You got a Sonic around?
No.624514
There are two assumptions that are made for this argument, and you need to assume both are true to continue. If you don't believe both are true then there's no point at all in continuing any sort of discussion.
1: The entirety of a person's consciousness and personality are stored within the brain.
2: It is possible to copy/transfer, with 100% accuracy, the contents of said brain
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>>624511
>potentially nah
what do you mean "potentially nah"
what are you expecting to happen when the robot you (R) is created? suddenly you can see out of two sets of eyes? feel with 4 hands? breathe with 4 lungs and two mouths?
unless you're saying that this technology can transfer your consciousness, not just copy it
i've been talking about technology that just copies it because I don't believe any other technology is possible
a full "transfer" would involve taking the "consciousness" out of your flesh prison (Y) and putting it into R's brain.
this necessitates a consciousness that exists outside of the brain which isn't scientifically real
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>>624513
yeah but I dont like the burgers there
No.624518
>>624514
>1: The entirety of a person's consciousness and personality are stored within the brain.
Where the fuck else is it stored? The pancreas?
No.624519
>>624511
I'm arguing that the technology to replicate the human brain isn't there because the human brain is a learning machine using its own set of logic, and the machine logic no matter how good couldn't be an exact replica of the way the brain grows and learns in humans.
We can assume, that your assumption, that any of this is an accurate process and not some philisophical wank on the level of Plato's Cave, that all of this is possible. It would exist so far away from now time wise, that we can effectively call this accurate technologically outside of a thought experiment physically impossible.
So that leaves us with the fact that, the former is accurate if we're being literal and not thought experiment-y. It would mean that robot you, and you, are two fundamentally different people. Perhaps one isn't even what you would describe as human.
No.624520
>>624518
some people, like apparently the anon ive been talking to, believe that the consciousness is a separate thing
basically, whether they call it this or not, a "soul"
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>>624516
No just slowly replace your brain piece by piece with a prosthetic brain
>>624520
Which is invisible and there's no evidence for it and it explains nothing
It doesn't exist
No.624522
>>624520
What? No, you're the one saying that the consciousness is separate from the brain. I've been arguing against that.
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>>624521
>No just slowly replace your brain piece by piece with a prosthetic brain
ah, of course, the "ship repair" problem
>>624521
>Which is invisible and there's no evidence for it and it explains nothing
right, exactly, doesn't mean some people don't still posit it exists
>>624522
how have you been arguing against that?!
if consciousness == the brain, when you make a robot brain, with all of your memories, it will exactly mirror you and your consciousness
but you've been saying that somehow you could "wake up" into that body which makes no sense, if it already has a consciousness
a consciousness cannot be transferred unless it is separate from the brain; it can only be copied
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>>624516
>what are you expecting to happen when the robot you (R) is created? suddenly you can see out of two sets of eyes? feel with 4 hands? breathe with 4 lungs and two mouths?
no you'd be dead
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No.624528
i love lorwyn art
i don't know what it the style is but man it makes me feel so nostalgic, feels like it came right out of the early 90's
No.624529
i think the wires got crossed somewhere in this discussion
i think we should quit
got anymore equius with robots art
No.624530
>>624528
lorwyen does have some nice art
No.624531
why don't we just take the brain and put it in something else
duh
No.624532
File: 1456192338157.png (191.49 KB, 556x655, 556:655, tumblr_mzd9ykeoz51s9rbjbo1….png)
>in which tavros confronts equius about being a creep and watching his trauma from the shadows
>with an interpretive lapdance
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>>624532
are you wonk
have i been arguing with wonk
No.624534
Here's the solution to immortality
Even if you made a robot body and had a biological brain I think you'd be a vegetable by 200 and eventually die
What you need to do is slowly replace your brain but I don't know if a mechanical analog is feasible
So what you have to do is clone your biological brain again and use those neurons to "refresh" your brain
Like, replace a quarter, then another, then another, slowly
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>>624530
>traps the lookers soul and does away with the body
WELL AINT THAT JUST TOPICAL
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>>624532
Tavros doesn't have a pelvis reeeeeee
No.624538
i'm addicted to imogen heap help
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>>624533
yeah sorry about the ever-changing tripcode
maybe i should just stick to this one
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>>624535
i thought the lapis trip was someone else
no wonder
No.624541
update: funbroing is only fun if someone doesn't spam the same super effective move over and over again
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>>624534
yeah, that seems to be the only feasible way. you gotta do it bit by bit, and only then is the consciousness maintained due to how slow the process is.
anyway, it's not real immortality. you're still gonna die.
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>>624543
It's different because neurons form an integral network
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>>624538
are they the ones who did that "mmmmm what'd ya saaaaayyyyyyy" song?
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No.624548
oh shit guys... i... i fucked peri.... oh damn...
how do i break it to wes
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No.624551
why do we call peridot poop when she's much closer to a booger
No.624552
>>624547
oh yeah, that was a good song
No.624553
>>624551
well it's because peridot is shit
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how do we put wesley down without him knowing we're poisoning him. we need to put him down, he's lived long enough, he had a good life. but it should end now.
No.624558
little does anon know, he's the one that's been poisoned all along
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>>624558
poisoned with fecal matter poisoning from looking at this shit all the time.
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>>624556
let's make it quick and just break his neck
No.624561
>tfw the meme so good it makes you say nam myoho renge kyo
No.624562
>>624544
okay well
imagine a car, with its computer systems and etc
same thing
No.624563
i wish i was the teddy bear
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>>624563
well you don't look human so you're half way there.
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donald "broken spacebar" trump
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>>624566
why are you complimenting him out of the blue like that
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>>624569
>trump
>compliment
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>>624570
to broken brainstem it is
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>>624573
>broken brainstem
good one
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>>624567
the ultimate pedophile
No.624576
i wonder if longcat is still alive
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>>624573
>broken brainstem
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>>624576
that meme's, what, 10-12 years old? and that was a full grown cat.
he's gotta be an ancient fella if he's still alive
No.624581
>>624579
cats get full grown pretty quickly, like less than a year or so
the meme's I think exactly 10 years old
most cats live to be like 13 or so, so he could still be alive
No.624582
help me stop being nostalgic over old homestuck
No.624583
>>624582
>>624580
wheres the fastness
wheres the looseness
No.624585
>>624580
wow, what fancomic is this from?
I love this visual interpretation of the characters
No.624586
i miss john vris the most. i don't care. it was so sweet. it probably doesn't hold up the same as when I was a teenager. but, I still don't understand why hussie built that up so hard, like forced that emotional connection and just decided "nah" in the worst way.
that was probably the first hint I got the comic was going downwards.
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>>624586
when was that "nah" moment again?
No.624588
>>624587
oh. John who terezi killed who had no knowing of vriska hung out with vriska who had known john. and then that john died. and that vriska got over john, and became lesbian vriska. And now that vriska is dead, and a new vriska is here.
it's so dumb. it's just so dumb.
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>>624590
this is were I post ayy lmao right?
No.624592
i want totoko to punch me
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>>624595
looks like she's taking a huge shit
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>>624595
i hope you get cancer
No.624598
>>624596
she's reproducing!
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>>624597
Can cancer get cancer?
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>>624601
Sans/Frisk is bad that wasn't me
Someone from /utg/ just drew this though and I think it's ok, it's a lot more in-character than anything else I've seen.
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>>624603
>Sans/Frisk is bad
No.624606
undertale porn is fucked up
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>>624608
>>624605
Do you want to discuss it.
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i change my mind
ben has to go
No.624612
>when you want to post something but all it will do is rile people up so you don't but you got the heat and you want to post it and you're conflicted about the post you could have made but didn't
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>>624609
>Do you want to discuss it.
do you
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>>624614
No. It's a bad ship.
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>>624620
it really really is
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>>624620
That's not shipping, nor is that Frisk.
Frisk and Chara being friends with Sans is fine though.
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>>624621
it isn't
>>624622
>That's not shipping
and?
>nor is that Frisk.
it is
No.624626
>>624625
Nah that's Chara.
Or well, technically it's Soulless Pacifist Frisk who gave their soul to Chara.
No.624627
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>>624626
>>624629
still frisk
it's not completely chara, the player still controls them
No.624631
>>624630
The picture you posted is from Soulless Pacifist though, so no, they don't.
No.624632
In late December 1980 a single mother, Betty Cash, her son, Colby, and his grandmother, Vicky Landrum, went to dinner in a remote area near Houston, Texas.
After this regular night, their lives wouldn't be the same. They saw a diamond shaped craft, blowing smoke and an intense amount of flames and blinding light through the threes, and felt drawn to get a closer look. As they drove down the road, the craft blocked their way and was right in front of their car. Blinding them, and seemingly, burning them from inside the car. The sound it emitted was deafening. Colby hid under the seats and covered his face. His mother, opened the door, struck by what was happening, despite Vicky's pleas to not open the door. Vicky put her hand on the dash to try and position herself away from the blinding light, and her hand pressed into the dashboard, which she discovered, was melting. Betty felt like her insides were slowly being cooked, but she was taken by what she was seeing, and cowered before it. She regained composure as the craft blew and spat the left, again past the tree line. She grabbed the car door and received third degree burns on her hand from the intense left over heat. It's then, they saw several transport helicopters chase after the object. The helicopters were sighted throughout the area by witnesses prior, during, and after, the encounter.
They were speechless, in awe, and went home. It's then that they began to suffer from radiation poisoning. Betty, Vicky, and Colby, all turned bright red, and vomited consistently all night. Their eyes turned extremely bloodshot and burned. Their skin burned, and itched profusely. Over only days, it was clear Colby's mother was not well, and received the worst of whatever they were exposed to. Only in the span of days, half the hair on her head had fallen out, and her skin only continued to swell and redden, turning deeper and deeper red. Doctors were unable to explain her condition, but to call it radiation poisoning.
The family over time developed cancer. Betty recieving the worst, multiple types of cancer ravaged her body, but what killed her was leukemia. Her mother lived to see her die, before she herself, died of skin cancer. The only Survivor is Colby, who has a less severe case of skin cancer.
They tried, and failed, to sue the US Air Force over their injuries, and demanded to know exactly what occurred that night, and why helicopters were scrambled, but all they hit was wall after wall until both of them perished.
No.624633
>>624631
>The picture you posted is from Soulless Pacifist though
you can't just say things and have them be true, ben.
No.624634
>>624633
Well it's Frisk/Chara laying down on Sans' lap, with the second panel being a 'blurry' effect and them opening their eyes to show they're red.
Those are some pretty heavy indicators that it's Soulless Pacifist, but I don't have the author on-hand to check.
No.624635
charafags: gamzee fags for the new generation!
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>>624634
how do you know frisk just doesn't have red eyes?
No.624637
isn't chara just edgy the character
i don't get it what's the appeal that's for losers
No.624638
>>624636
In the promo art they have brown eyes.
Though I do like the headcanon that they have or somehow get red eyes.
No.624639
>>624637
I could talk at length as to why that's not true but that's a bit autistic, even for me.
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>>624639
you're right that is autistic.
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No.624643
so the character that wants you to kill everything and all your friends is really misunderstood and the true hero in all of this. that sounds like fanfiction why the fuck do you like it.
No.624645
is ben going to be a school shooter?
No.624646
i feel like i have to stop ben
like, it has to be me
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>>624643
Except that's not what happens.
Chara isn't the hero though, Frisk is.
No.624648
>>624645
have we ever seen ben angry
is ben capable of anger
No.624649
>>624648
I think wonk is the only person on hsg I've ever been actually angry at.
No.624650
>>624647
he's talking about flowey you cockmonger
No.624651
>>624647
the more complicated you make it, the worse it sounds. you realize this, don't you?
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>>624650
What. You kill Flowey directly before that scene happens. How in the world can you think they're talking about Flowey?
No.624655
only ben at full power is able to defeat wonk's 2nd coming
No.624656
the genocide route where you kill everything for a blank slate edgy character that might as well be a sonic the hedgehog original character, is actually the good ending, you see
No.624657
>>624636
im actually starting to despise you
No.624658
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>>624656
No. It's a pretty bad ending. You kill pretty much every important person, like 50+ random people who were talking to you, and turn a dead ghost kid thing into a demon who then destroys the world.
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>>624658
i will interpret this response as a "light positive"
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>>624659
but can he defeat wesley?
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No.624666
being in love with chara unironically makes you a bigger pedo than wonk tbh family
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>>624666
I'm not in love with them though I just want to serve them. I've got a pretty huge submission complex if you weren't aware.
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>>624669
benk...
(combination of ben and wonk)
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president ben scharfenstein