No.624684
No.624686
No.624687
I bought a case of water for $4
No.624688
I've had a huge submission complex since at least like the 7th grade or something.
Overlord shitposting probably made it worse though.
No.624689
>>624688
do you like it when little girls dom you
No.624690
>>624688
can you submit to my request to be a better poster
No.624691
>>624688
is it a sexual thing? your submission complex
because if it's a sexual thing, and you wantit with a kid, I got bad news for you...
No.624692
>>624689
It's pretty weird when I've seen people post about it. Didn't do much for me honestly.
>>624690
possibly
No.624693
>>624687
i just have a filter thing in the fridge that i refill the same bottle over and over from
No.624695
No.624696
>>624688
can i call you eq
No.624697
>>624693
I have one too but it's a pain to refill
No.624698
>>624696
sure
It's one of the reasons why I liked Equius
I never really liked Gamzee but I've always loved mind control, which is why I sort of liked Kurloz
No.624701
No.624702
>>624698
you arent the footjob guy are you
No.624703
>>624702
I don't like feet so no.
No.624704
retweet if you want to be the green whore
No.624705
did you know: black lives matter doesnt like the police putting out bikes as bait to arrest people who steal them
No.624706
it's in my opinion, that girls are good.
No.624707
>>624703
oh okay, just cuz i remember a guy who compared himself to eq, and his gf was rose or something
No.624708
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No.624711
Why does /pol/ support the moderate Republican?
No.624713
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No.624714
>>624708
why don't you like girls?
No.624715
>>624711
because he's a meme
No.624716
>>624705
if you read the thing, you'd see why they're upset
the police are spending time and money making more oppurtunities and excuses to arrest people, instead of spending time and money to solve the problems that lead to crime
it shows that the police don't actually care about the community, they just want to arrest people
No.624717
>>624716
who has time for reading...
No.624718
No.624719
>>624718
i had a feeling it was him
No.624720
No.624721
>>624716
it shows that the firemen don't actually care about the community, they just want to put out fires
No.624722
>>624721
It'd be more like them staying around some people they think are gonna set fires (and give them gas to do it) then watching for fires.
The post is kind of funny though.
No.624723
File: 1456204559801.jpg (97.18 KB, 759x1092, 253:364, f68dbe876aeffb7dfbed02dfe0….jpg)
>james dambro
not even once
No.624724
brokenspacebar is annoying can i call the police and arrest him
No.624725
>>624724
You can filter him.
No.624726
>>624721
>thinking it's the police's only job to arrest people
this is what's wrong with this country
the police shouldn't see people as "people who need to be arrested or kept in line"
people should be viewed as people who need help and protection
No.624727
>>624725
no i want to call the police
No.624728
fire departments don't do anything about fire prevention
No.624729
>>624726
why do you bother to take off your trip, honestly
No.624730
Funny how no asians seem to be angry at this. Do the bikes have a force field that keeps out any non-black people from touching them?
No.624731
brokenspacebar would steal a bicycle because he has no morals
No.624732
>>624726
yes and they are protecting people and their property from those shown willing to go out and commit theft
No.624733
this is why we need community policing
if the police felt a connection to the people and place they were protecting less violence would occur
and if people could look at their police and see people who understood them and their community they would trust them more
No.624734
I'm going to jump on this bike and ride away while hollering "WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEE PRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEE" and the police just stand around angry they can't arrest me
No.624735
people who own bicycles are tools and deserve to be stolen for being losers.
No.624737
No.624738
i dont know how to ride a bike
No.624739
No.624740
human peridot would be a nigger
No.624741
>>624739
would humanstuck peridot be a nigger
No.624742
No.624743
>>624741
she's brown so yes
No.624744
we obviously need more bait bikes
No.624745
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>624734
you ever see this video
people see a guy obviously stealing a bike, breaking the lock, cutting the lock, etc
if he's white, they don't do anything, maybe joke with him
if he's black, they freak the fuck out
white privilege
No.624746
blah blah blah all white peoples fault blah blah systemic oppression blah blah need more money for them programs
No.624747
peridot: master bike thief
No.624749
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>>624740
i see a lot of asian and middle eastern peridots tbh
No.624750
brokenspacebar steals people's time that's worse than bikes
No.624751
>>624746
if you watch the video you'll pretty clearly see that it is, in fact, white people's fault
No.624752
>>624749
indian peridot is also fitting
No.624753
all girls from all walks of life are good as long as they are not over weight.
No.624754
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>>624739
>>624740
>>624741
>>624742
>>624743
no, peridot would be a small, pasty, white girl
No.624755
>>624753
this but unironically
No.624756
>>624745
black people make up a larger part of our lower caste system, wonk
"normal" people find "hood" "niggers" to be gross and threatening
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No.624761
my top 3 things i love
1) my gf
2) barqs rootbeer
3) nachos (real ones not bad ones)
No.624762
my top 3 things i love
1) me
2) my mouthpics
3) my vape
No.624763
a porno where a lady gets fucked on a stolen bike
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No.624765
>>624754
i like this headcanon
>>624756
>lower caste system
o im laffin
fuck off vapeboy
No.624766
my top 3 things i love
1) peridot
2) my dog
3) video games
No.624767
My top 3 things I love!
1) Joey!
2) Joey art!
3) Joey artists!
No.624768
>>624766
why do you love your dog's shit more than your dog
No.624769
No.624770
wesley and wonk fuse to become the biggest thread hsg has ever faced
No.624771
>>624765
>laughing at our horrible and exploitive class system
oh wonk... if only you could really understand...
No.624772
No.624773
File: 1456205611946.png (465.6 KB, 1280x1366, 640:683, tumblr_nwah1sDfhU1qi8kzfo1….png)
more pasty white dots
or she would be if this was humans
i dont know why it isnt frankly
>>624771
no, spang, like always, i'm not laughing at that, i'm laughing at you
No.624774
who the fuck cooks like that?
No.624775
sponge wonk and wesley fuse to become a really annoying person.
No.624777
top 3 thigs i luv
1) wibbers
2) dintendos
2) tity
3) beiuetiful ponnys
No.624778
>>624773
i'm happy to amuse le you...
also humanizations of alien characters almost always suck giant retard dong and usually miss the entire point of the character
No.624779
>>624770
>thread
if you want to destroy my general
oh oh oh
block this trip as i walk away
(as i walk away)
No.624780
>>624773
>throwing discussion over the table to judge who's disagreeing with you
that's our dambro! :^)
No.624781
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>>624773
wow i surprisingly have a lack of humandot
No.624782
>>624775
that fusion would be unstoppable
No.624783
>>624781
i can smell the poo
No.624784
File: 1456206118836.jpg (418.67 KB, 1280x1293, 1280:1293, tumblr_o12fxtc28q1raw17lo1….jpg)
>>624781
same, it's a bummer
>>624778
thoughts on human peri having prosthetics
>>624780
>every time someone interacts with me i'm required to have a 'discussion' with them
have you ever tried to have a discussion with sponge
seriously
i'd just be wasting my time
No.624785
no but really that bike thing is a perfect example of critical theory. If something has a disproportionate negative effect on a minority, it must the the fault of the majority.
Black dudes do 50% of murders but are 6% of the country? Critical theory says you cannot extrapolate that to be something wrong with the black dudes (either biologically or culturally), it must be whitey's fault
No.624786
>>624784
the thing about her augmentations is that they aren't intended to make up for something missing, they're supposed to be an advantage all their own
as opposed to prosthetics meant to make up for a lost limb, something peri, or any gem, can't truly experience
but the general aesthetic of it makes sense, even if it changes her character
No.624787
>>624785
blacks kill more blacks and whites kill more blacks than blacks kill whites.
that is something to consider.
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No.624789
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>>624785
critical theory says there must be a deeper underlying issue that explains why crime happens disproportionately with poorer people
and there is
if you want to simplify entire fields of study into "whitey did it" that's your problem and that definitely doesn't mean that's actually what's being said
honestly that just means you probably don't understand it, or are actively trying to misconstrue an opposing viewpoint in order to rally people against it
much like Fox News does
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>>624790
the negro and the irishmen look cute the other dude looks like a grandma.
No.624794
>>624787
there are more whites than blacks, buddy. You have to account for population. Yeah white people use more welfare than black people on the whole, but there are 7 whites to every black. Why is it only 1% more? Shouldn't whites take 7 times as much welfare? I'm confused can you explain this to me?
No.624795
also garnet being one person makes no sense
changes her character entirely
at least make her a pair of siamese twins or something
No.624796
>>624794
you don't have to take into account the white murder rate focusing less on intra racial crime than cross racial crime far more than other races.
No.624797
>>624796
*the population when taking into account the white murder rate
typo
No.624798
>>624786
>even if it changes her character
agreed
it would make more sense if we got more of a sense of peridot, sans enhancers, as being more lost without them
but she seems to be doing just fine
it's more like she had a tablet and then broke it or lost it and now feels like she has no knowledge, no connection to information, and nothing to hide behind
>>624795
but she IS one person, that's the whole point
but yeah there really is no human analogue for fusion, like, at all
the best you can get is having ruby and sapphire be characters who become better together? or something?
but still you're missing out on the entire character who is garnet
i like when ruby and sapphire are garnet's moms
No.624799
notice how the liberal's first response when confronted with bad behavior of minorities is to say it's not a big problem for them, and then once you point out how it is indeed a big problem for them, they go "yeah well what about white people?? huh smart guy??"
whenever you talk about black crime it's "Well what about white crime?" Never "what about asian crime?" or "what about jewish crime?". It always directs anger straight onto the blue eyes. Hmm, I wonder why that is??
No.624800
This behavior isn't limited to race, critical theory does the same thing for religion.
A muslim shoots a bunch of people in paris and ever liberal on earth dropped everything to run to twitter to remind us all about The Crusades
No.624801
>>624790
The Afro-Hibernian people: such great seafarers they managed to sail all the way from Africa to Ireland by 300 BC
No.624802
>>624799
you don't address my point.
And you don't care about black people at all, and they commit crime pretty specifically in their own communities.
So because you do not care about black people at all, your fear and condemnation is transparent.
No.624803
>>624800
the biggest crime christianity commits is being boring
No.624804
File: 1456207026950.gif (145.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_ns0frxTApF1uz6t0no1….gif)
notice how the conservative's response to people not wanting to debate his shallow fox news ass is to make an aside to an imaginary audience like some sort of fucking nature documentary narrator
"look at me i'm BrokenAattenborough"
No.624805
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>>624802
>and they commit crime pretty specifically in their own communities
okay you got me there, that's one thing I like about them
No.624806
people who aren't white: statistics show no matter the crime rate, they focus on crime within their own racial boundaries.
whites: statistics show white antisocials focus more than any other race on other races, rather than within their own racial boundaries.
according to brokenspacebar, this is normal and does not prove anything.
No.624807
File: 1456207249242.png (37.05 KB, 253x247, 253:247, 9cf40400d7d1743100664de655….png)
>another political thread
1488
4
8
8
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File: 1456207349170.png (188.98 KB, 500x565, 100:113, tumblr_inline_nr6zrfz5ae1s….png)
huh
i think this solves all our problems
he can still be described as white
so this is basically canon
except the hair
fuckin bird symbolism man
No.624809
Critical theory, social justice, political correctness. It's all cultural marxism, baby
No.624810
>>624808
the hair is the most important part
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>>624808
whoops forgot to mention this is albino african american dave strider
just in case the shades dont do it for you
No.624813
>>624808
are you joking my dude
No.624814
being critical of the way society thinks and acts, because maybe we will look just as backwards and socially wrong as the people of the past look to us one day, is cultural marxism
how dare you ask me to be reflective on my thoughts and actions!
it's my right as an american to never think about stuff that's hard!
No.624815
lets talk about literally anything else than the clash of immovable forces that is wonk's leftyness and bsb's rightyness
No.624816
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i agree with the weird clown guy
No.624818
>>624790
cletus on the right
No.624819
>>624815
whose cum would taste like skittles
No.624820
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No.624821
>>624819
a Cherub Snake's
i'd imagine it would be the most mindblowing, confusing sexual intercourse EVER
No.624822
is there anybody in the history of hsg who samefags as much as wonk
No.624824
>>624821
>doin it
>with a giant snake
nice
No.624825
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>>624822
listen
buddy
friendo
"pal"
you'll know if im samefagging the same way people always know if im samefagging
i will forget to take off my trip or my flag
trust me
No.624826
>>624824
watch out
you're gonna get sponge all hyped up and vore-y
No.624828
*avoids arguing with you but feels superior as if I had won anyway*
No.624829
>>624826
i assume he's always a little frothy about getting vored
i could get his mind off of his pussy soft-vore shit with a little gore
No.624830
>>624828
it's not like either of you have worthwhile points to make
shut up fag
No.624831
No.624832
lets get some comedy goin in here
so uh
whats the difference between a pothole and a black guy
No.624833
No.624834
File: 1456208306875.png (293.36 KB, 540x724, 135:181, tumblr_inline_o2zgtipetg1q….png)
surprise surprise
no one on hsg has any worthwhile posts to make
we're all human garbage
reality is an illusion
the universe is a hologram
buy gold
also woah why did i never think of gamzee doing whippets
he'd fucking love whippets
this artist is a genius
>>624832
you swerve to miss a pothole
*audience chuckles*
No.624835
>>624833
there isn't any, i avoid them both
;o)
No.624836
>>624830
who exactly do you think I am
No.624837
>>624835
try "I avoid hitting potholes with me car" on for size
No.624838
>>624835
if you don't laugh at this you're a sjw
No.624839
>>624836
the guy who was arguing with the tripfag
No.624840
what's the difference between a nerd and a jock (both are white)
No.624841
>>624840
both aren't dateable.
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>>624837
>>624834
i wanted to try to put a spin on the old cliched response
uhhh this one isn't much of a joke, but true story one of my black coworkers
is literally named Uneek
No.624844
>>624842
well whether you were actually the guy or not doesn't really matter. you were effectively the guy. it's all the same shit. it all returns to nothing
No.624845
No.624846
>>624844
tumblin' down
tumblin' down
tumbling dowwwwwn
No.624847
what's the deal with airplane food
No.624848
>>624843
>is literally named Uneek
black names are so laughable even liberals can't defend them
No.624849
someone needs to rob brokenspacebar
I'm serious
No.624850
let's not let fox news get on another racist tirade
No.624851
what's the difference between a proletarian and a bourgeois
No.624852
No.624855
>>624851
about $200k a year
No.624856
>>624853
man humans sure are retarded huh
No.624857
>>624849
what could an hsg-goer ever have worth stealing
No.624858
Why is it that conservatives use cuckolding as an insult when their entire ideology, despite priding themselves on being straight, usually hate women and force them to cuckold them.
if anything cuckservative, or, the classic cheating housewife scenario, is a more relevant phenomenon.
No.624859
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>624846
fuck you now that song is stuck in my head
fuckin thread theme time
No.624860
>>624858
lol what the fuck
No.624861
>>624858
it's called projection
No.624862
CONGRATULATIONS
CONGRATULATIONS
CONGRATULATIONS
No.624863
>>624860
it's true. tell me a woman who's married to a trump voter i'll tell you a good liar or a gold digger
No.624864
No.624865
File: 1456209267475.gif (684.13 KB, 497x276, 497:276, Tumblr_nils66RPX61u1e188o2….gif)
Congratulations Shi- I mean Steven!
No.624866
>>624864
someone else entirely.
No.624867
End of Evangelion was fucking weird
like even before I knew the end, i was positive it'd be a bittersweet ending at best
but fuck dude, i wasn't expecting that
No.624868
File: 1456209411454.png (600.53 KB, 1280x689, 1280:689, tumblr_nujnehGP411r1kgcho1….png)
i should watch evangelion one day
No.624869
>>624868
it's pretty boring and cliche and trite and dumb until like, the last few episodes and end of eva. I dunno. It's pretty over rated if you look at the whole of the original run.
No.624870
>>624866
How do you just make shit up and move forward pretending you've discovered something
People post shit like this everywhere and it's never not baffling
No.624872
>>624868
>i should watch evangelion one day
Wonk.......
but no seriously watch it
people like to make fun of shinji as a character, and he does do some stupid shit, but by and large he's one of the most relatable characters in any media I've ever seen
he just is sad and self-pitying and accepts a life of passive oblivion because he doesn't even want to try to be better
i know that fuggin feel-aroony
No.624873
>>624870
most conservative men are gross over weight white trash, and while so must be their wives, there is plenty of cheating going on. it's the classic american spousal phenomenon. you cannot deny this happens.
No.624874
>>624871
What does this have to do with cuckolding? Did they fuck his wife? I think I would have heard about that.
No.624875
>>624873
i shouldn't have replied
No.624876
>>624871
if you weren't single, you would be cucked I guarantee it.
No.624877
>>624875
You would also be cucked. None of you are free of sin.
No.624878
>>624874
getting your microphone taken about by angry sheboons and hanging your head in shame is basically letting a gorilla fuck your wife while you stand there with a glass of water in case he gets thirsty. Sorry to burst your bubble
No.624879
handing out cucks like hot cakes
No.624880
>>624878
those furries look happy.
No.624881
>>624880
Inside those suits are faces of despair.
No.624882
>>624880
they can't control the expression on their mask, the face is plastic and cannot move
No.624883
>>624881
they animate on residual life force alone
No.624884
>>624881
are you sure? they're so enthusiastic!
>>624882
it's what's on the inside that counts.
No.624886
Interracial marriage should be highly frowned upon! I LOVE MEULIN!
No.624887
whether or not trump becomes president, does not change the fact you are a cuck for voting for trump.
once you vote for trump, your genes shift into cuck beta waves
No.624888
Thing and unrelated thing are basically the same thing.
No.624889
>>624872
oh no
i know that feel all too well
>>624869
>pretty boring and cliche and trite and dumb
i love it already
awesome
and it's also full of bullshit fake christian symbolism, my other favorite thing
>>624878
>getting your microphone taken about by angry sheboons and hanging your head in shame is basically letting a gorilla fuck your wife while you stand there with a glass of water in case he gets thirsty
it's
it's really not man
you think about cuckolding way too much
No.624890
>>624887
you could just have posted *farts* instead and it'd be the same thing
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>>624890
I sense cuck beta waves in this poster's genes
No.624893
would you let trump fuck your waifu if it was the only way to make him president
No.624894
>>624865
yes that's what the reference is
No.624895
>>624892
i sense piss in your veins and sour indulgence in your corpseheart
No.624896
>>624893
most trump voters would. desperate lost souls.
No.624897
>>624895
look I'm trying to help you, but the first thing you need to do, is accept you have terminal cuck beta waves. acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery.
No.624898
>>624897
get on your knees rodent king and let me show you a thing or two about a thing or two
No.624899
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>>624897
>accept you have terminal cuck beta waves
>acceptance is the first step on the road to recovery
>terminal
>recovery
No.624900
that reminds me, new episode of Better Cuck Chuck is on tonight
No.624901
this thread....... is like a fart.....
and by the dawn of the next day, it too, shall waft away on the wings of the whimsical wind...... like a cow stonk what came from a butt shit.......
No.624902
>>624898
ok but listen to these two words first
gene therapy.
>>624899
Gene therapy can relieve some pain of terminal cuck beta waves, it's no cure, it's experimental, the science isn't there yet.
No.624903
No.624904
File: 1456210615722.png (33.86 KB, 860x693, 860:693, Dale reaches out to the tr….png)
No.624906
no amount of testosterone can unshift the genes effected from voting for trump. beta waves ravage who you are. I've seen grown men get cucked 9 times just to vote for trump.
No.624907
File: 1456210707656.png (84.83 KB, 370x679, 370:679, tweet tweet tag your bulls….png)
>cuck discussion
im out
this is a boring meme
No.624908
>>624907
answer the question dambro
are you a jew
No.624909
>>624907
it's not a meme it's a genetic disorder you need to be more sensitive
No.624910
>>624908
seriously tho what gave you that idea
i'm baptized episcopalian
No.624911
a million genes shifted, for what? what could be worth such a price? trump?
No.624912
>>624910
>episcopalian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.624913
what's the difference between a episcopalian and a catholic? nothing because christianity is boring!
No.624915
>>624913
aren't episcopalians just anglicans but american
No.624916
>>624913
right? where are the hoes and explosions
No.624917
>>624912
honest to god i dont know whats funny about that
No.624918
No.624919
I heard your mom does anal
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No.624928
man lorde is weird
sometimes she's hot
other times she looks like a 40 year old Wednesday Addams
me not know what think
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>>624929
Why dave have boob
No.624934
*series of rhythmic claps and jangling*
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>>624928
>sometimes she's hot
>other times she looks like a 40 year old Wednesday Addams
so other times, she's hot?
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I want to be manipulated and terrorized by Taylor Swift from the Blank Space video!
I want her to beat me senseless!
I want to fear the sound of her heels clacking down the hall!
I want her to tell me that if I ever leave she'll kill me then herself!
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No.624942
taytay melts the frozen bleakness of my metal-dominated musical tastes
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No.624945
>>624942
>he likes metal
>he likes metal
>he likes metal
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>>624944
>>624945
black, death, folk, doom, and sludge metal, to be more explanatory
don't you know my schtick yet
i'm the metal horror drug clowns namefag :o)
No.624948
>>624946
i'm a million different things and not one you know
No.624949
>>624947
expand your horizons
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No.624951
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>624949
my all time favorite is David Bowie, with the second place occupied by the band playing in the last picture posted
Watain, a black metal act from Uppsala Sweden
I wasn't the photographer but I was at another show of theirs with their full stage decor and pyrotechnics
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>>624948
this is a very vfanesque post regardless
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>>624952
if you're so sure then call the police
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No.624956
>you will never kill a/the god(s)
what's the real point then, you know?
No.624957
can somebody post some alien penises please
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>>624956
wwhoa
i didn't even notice that until i tried to read her tat
blegh
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>>624956
fuck off philip pullman
No.624961
>>624955
horror leaves a mark
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>>624961
whatever happened to her
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>>624962
the boxcutter boy returned...
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No.624965
will you just shut up about vfan
No.624966
like hell. get over it already.
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No.624971
are we not all vfan? in our own way?
No.624972
maybe the real vfan is the friends we made along the way
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No.624974
I hate this slut! I want vfan!
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>>624975
like half of those are you you daft cunt
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will the real vfan please stand up
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>>624985
hey, how you doing
im just here
being vfan
No.624988
this generic brand apple juice sucks ass
my god
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>>624990
you can't fool me vfan
No.624992
you know i havent seen blue steven universe flag gem guy around
thinking about it, i think its been weeks
No.624993
unrelated, but i miss the smell of new yugioh cards. that was a sick smell
No.624994
i opened a thread from september and there were 79 unique user ids
what a time...
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>>624994
what do we have now
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>>624995
oh man i dunno if i wanna know the answer to that
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>>624995
this thread is 19 so far
previous thread was 46
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>>624999
no hes cool
hes on my steam friends list but i forget his display name and i didnt alias him
No.625002
>>625000
Lapis anon? I miss them
No.625004
>post some porn on tumblr
>immediately get some ask telling me to tag it with super secret porn tag instead
i don't know how to respond
No.625005
>>625004
>super secret porn tag
a what
No.625006
>>625004
tell em to shove it
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>>625004
post it, i want to see the secret porn
No.625008
chocolate milk makes me fuggin gassy
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No.625011
is =3 supposed to be a face or a fart
No.625012
>>625011
i think it might be a disembodied balls
No.625013
you're my favorite deputy
No.625014
I've got a snake in my pants ;)
No.625015
I want to kill myself and I regret almost every decision I've ever made but at least I can watch anime about dick jokes at 4 in the morning
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>>625015
I don't remember Tom Hanks ever saying that
No.625018
i wonder if leaving everything filled out on my facebook profile as aids before holing myself up from society will ever come back to bite me in the ass
eh probably not
No.625019
I'm gonna stay up all night watching Shimoneta
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>>625015
go to sleep instead of watching shitty anime
No.625023
My Goodness I Appear To Have Dropped The Soap Entirely By Accident And Not On Purpose
Be A Dear And Pick It Up For Me Would You
No.625024
No.625026
my cookies per second on Cookie Clicker v2 is 22.802 trillion
No.625027
>>625022
no now im watching oshiete galko chan
No.625028
>>625026
your parents must be so proud
No.625029
>>625026
thats some dedicated autism you got there lad
No.625030
my niggers per second on Nigger Clicker v2 is 22.802 trillion
No.625031
>>625028
they'll be proud of me when there's nothing left to buy
>>625029
I've been on this, my first run of this version, for over a week and I've done almost nothing but Cookie Clicker during that time
someone please save me from myself
No.625032
>>625027
>>625027
go to sleep instead of watching good anime
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No.625035
>>625033
why should I? Joey makes enough money for both of us
No.625036
imagine that rate of cookie production in the real world though. if every human being on the planet could eat three cookies per second consistently the number of cookies in the world would still be going up. who the fuck needs this many cookies
No.625037
>>625036
*excuse me, I got my scales mixed up; if every human being on the planet could eat three thousand cookies per second this would still be true
No.625038
imagine that rate of nigger production in the real world though. if every human being on the planet could kill three niggers per second consistently the number of niggers in the world would still be going up. who the fuck needs this many niggers
No.625039
>>625038
*excuse me, I got my scales mixed up; if every human being on the planet could kill three thousand niggers per second this would still be true
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No.625042
>>625041
but where does torso happen
No.625043
*sticks my spit-slick dick in your slit*
No.625045
if I had been an adult in the 90s wearing clothes would have been so much fun... "90s alt-girl sidekick" is such a good look for me
No.625046
unnamed classmate girl is cute too
No.625047
who's that girl
she's got messy hair; a sure sign of a high grade waifu
No.625048
>>625044
but who is this semen demon
No.625049
>>625047
>>625048
Otako
otherwise known as best girl in Oshiete! Galko-chan
No.625050
this dude on Grindr who's 74 miles away offered to drive here at 5 this morning
>>625049
what the fuck she's so cute
No.625051
man this show is just toilet humor and i love it
No.625052
my mattress has a bunch of holes in it and springs sticking out
this is awful
No.625053
>look up oshiete! galko-chan to see if it's worth watching just for Otako
>short answer: no
jesus CHRIST that series looks like trash, do Otako and Galko at least have gay vibes
No.625054
>>625053
It's a funny short series about toilet humor
did you just look at Galko and decide it was shit or something
No.625055
>>625050
well gee, aren't you so popular
tell us more about how people find you sexually desirable you piece of shit
No.625056
>>625054
I read the descriptions of the manga chapters on Wikipedia
one character making fun of another's nipples is prominent enough to make it into a summary
>>625055
when a dude you've said nine words to offers to drive 74 miles to have sex with you, that says a lot more about the dude's desperation than it does about your desirability
No.625057
>>625056
Just watch it each episode is literally 8 minutes long
it's not supposed to be deep its just toilet humor and girls being vulgar
No.625058
>>625057
I'm willing to believe that you're watching it for the humor and not because Big Titty Girl Gets Flustered, but my tolerance for heterosexual nerd fantasies just isn't that high
No.625059
>>625058
do you just hate fun or what
No.625060
I don't understand how you could possibly construe girls talking about buying period panties as a hetero nerd fantasy
but this is saltlick so im not surprised
No.625061
>>625059
yeah, I guess, by your standards
to flip that, I'm forced to assume that HSG genuinely enjoys/derives fun from the things you talk about here just by the sheer unironic bulk of it, but to me it looks like you're deeply engrossed in utter trash
we just have almost non-overlapping taste in media
No.625062
>>625061
literally all you talk about is wanting to get fucked
No.625064
Girls doing things girls do is a hetero nerd fantasy
t. Saltlick
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>>625062
>>625064
can you be less pissed about the fact that I don't want to watch Big Titty Girl Gets Flustered, please
No.625066
>>625065
I'm more pissed about the stupid garbage you spew from your mouth constantly and consistently
No.625067
WHAT??!?
THE FAG WILL NOT WATCH THE ANIME WITH BIG TITTIED WOMEN DOING CUTE THING?!?!
OOOH BOY HE'S GONNA GET IT NOW
No.625068
No.625069
also I did that incredibly vain thing I do where I search for posts that mention my name or something like it, and to clear up:
>I am both a tranny, as in trans woman, and a drag queen, but I haven't done drag in more than a year
>I don't post with my name off. if my name isn't on the post I didn't make it. if my name is on the post it's still possible I didn't make it
>if the anon who posted
>>617123
>is asserting that humans are sexually dimorphic then I don't really have anything to say to that? it's just wrong, the reproductive sets humans fall into are too similar in size and general appearance to be considered an example of sexual dimorphism by comparison with other animals, where sexual dimorphism involves huge and non-overlapping differences in size and/or color between males and females
No.625070
>>625069
who
fucking
caaares
No.625071
>>625070
HSG people keep asking each other if I'm a tranny when I'm not around, so presumably those posters care
HSG people keep suggesting that I've made anonymous posts they don't like, so presumably those posters care
and whoever made that image really cares a lot more than anyone should
meanwhile, assuming that you're also
>>625068
>>625066
>>625064
you're really passionate about it
No.625072
>>625071
you just happen to really piss me off with your awful blogposts about how guys want to fuck you
and how you tend to be really condescending and bitchy
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No.625074
>humans aren't sexually dimorphic
good god you really are retarded aren't you
No.625075
I'm drinking chocolate milk with chicken fried rice and pizza
god bless america
No.625076
>>625072
>condescending
this really is just the way that I talk, hard as that may be to believe
>bitchy
that's true
>>625074
doing some quick reading, okay, sure, people apply the term sexual dimorphism to any difference between the reproductive sets
but like
please compare human sexual differences to, say, peafowl or most spiders
we are much less sexually dimorphic than a lot of species
No.625077
>>625076
we're still sexually dimorphic you dumb tranny
No.625078
speaking of sexual dimorphism, for the longest time people thought male and female eclectus parrots were different species since the sexual dimorphism of their feather colours is so extreme
Male eclectus on the right and Female on the left
No.625079
>>625077
different fields use the term differently. the uses I'm familiar with have a cutoff below which sex differences don't count as sexual dimorphism. humans fall under that cutoff. when talking about sexual dimorphism as a scale on which various species fall, we are pretty far towards the sexual monomorphism pole
No.625080
eeyyyyy bb how about we put the 'sexual' in 'sexual dimorphism'
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No.625085
>>625083
COM3 CLOS3R 4ND F1ND OUT >;]
No.625086
>>625085
I don't wanna get anal vored
No.625088
>>625076
and still dimorphic enough that males and females have clear distinctions in skeletal structure, hormonal balances, pheremones, physical strength and endurance, enough that you can generally pick off whether somebody's a dude or dudette from a distance
my ass-pull guess is it ties into our being intelligent creatures and so we don't need quite so obvious signals (ie bright color patterns) to figure out whether that person's got the puss or not
No.625089
>somebody else bought the car i was looking at
this is fine
everything is fine
No.625090
>>625089
it's ok champ
the next car you look at will probably get snatched before you can do anything too
No.625091
>>625089
piss on the car to mark it as your territory
No.625092
>>625088
human skeletons are really hard to sex, hormonal balance shows considerable overlap between cis men and cis women, there is indeed a difference between the muscle mass attainable by your average bodybuilder girl and bodybuilder guy but most of the people you see on the street exert effort to maintain a gender-appropriate muscle mass, and sex perception is strongly culturally mediated
I'm really not arguing against the existence of sex differences in humans, I'm just saying that gender expectations interfere with our understanding of the actual physically-observable differences involved in biological sex
No.625093
>>625092
>human skeletons are really hard to sex
well yeah, they're all dry and bony
No.625094
>>625093
don't worry, the ectodicks take care of all that
No.625095
>>625092
>human skeletons are really hard to sex
ask somebody who works in forensics or otherwise looks at skellies a lot and they will tell you VERY differently, hell you can identify ethnicity by their skeletal structure or (if i remember right) the shape of their teeth
it gets even easier if the chick was pregnant at any point since the hips widen to accomodate farting out a football
No.625096
i like this saltlick character
they school anons on gender and sex, and doesn't afraid of anything
No.625097
>>625095
I'm doing some research. looks like pelvis angle is pretty determining, but, for instance, sexing a skeleton by its skull is much less accurate. so, like, it depends on what bones you have, for one thing.
for another, a bunch of the things we associate with male and female bodies are a product of the soft tissues. I mean, obviously- genitalia are soft tissue in humans, duh- but a lot of things that we think of as skeletal sex differences are really skeletomuscular or even influenced by fat distribution. for instance, shoulder bones are not used to sex skeletons that I can tell, but visible shoulder mass- mostly muscle- is a big gender cue.
I'm also having trouble finding articles about how accurate people's sexing of skeletons tends to be in general? the few studies I found that are assessing accuracy focus on one particular trait or have a very small sample size.
anyway, my initial statement that sexing the skeleton is difficult was based on my memory of a forensic anthropologist's anecdote about the weaknesses of skeletal sex determination, but perhaps they were wrong or the problems are more minor than I walked away thinking they were
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morning peri for all of you
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man i sure do love peridot
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No.625103
all the gems are ok except ruby and sapphire they have to merge to become not shit
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>>625102
i'm "only kind of liked the movie, and still makes fun of Bane's voice"
No.625105
>>625102
regular baneposter
No.625106
who recreational Ritalin here
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>>625106
i've never played, is it a popular game?
No.625109
>>625107
only my love though
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>>625117
>bonetrousle plays muffled by screams
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>>625109
peri's love is for everyone you clod
No.625120
>>625119
get the fuck out of here wonk
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>>625102
Is banecore the bane remixes.
Cause I like some of those.
No.625123
*rolls a critical whale*
your waifu is shiiiiiiit
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No.625125
kirby triple deluxe was fucking fantastic except for dedede who sucked to play as
what is your favorite kirby
No.625126
>>625125
crystal shards
nightmare in dreamland
No.625127
>>625125
64 had the best fuckin minigames
No.625128
i've already analyzed all of your moves B)
No.625129
>>625128
Still can't beat me
No.625130
I'd rather have saltlick than cletus tbh
No.625131
>>625125
iirc i only played nightmare in dreamland when i was a kid
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No.625136
oh fuck i forgot it's February
i stop working Monday, not Thursday
oh man oh man oh man
No.625137
>>625133
that's it I've had it. bitches of HSG who wants to get their uvula jabbed
No.625140
@Spongelord, should I send you some of the Dope Beats I'm playing with and if so how
>>625137
>*alveolar ridge
: )
No.625141
>>625135
no matter what you say, what fit you throw, I will take someone who is confused about sex than someone who believed in flat earth for 30 minutes
No.625143
>>625142
yes, we've all seen this on tumblr
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>>625141
he doesnt sound confused
he sounds like someone who firmly believes in the shit he's saying
No.625146
>>625145
and I'd still take saltlick over cletus
No.625147
i can't wait for gender to become meaningless and archaic once our mortal bodies become completely obsolete
No.625148
no-one ever actually attempts to engage with my evidence or lines of reasoning when I talk about biological sex, they just quibble with the terms I use and are inclined against my conclusion
>>625147
Spongelord, do you like dope beats
No.625149
Oily marks appear on walls, where pleasure moments hung before.
No.625150
>>625148
i love those dope beats! you can send them to me on skype or something. or post them on soundcloud or something if you're epicly afraid of adding me on skype.
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>>625150
I'll do Soundcloud 'cause it's easier to make a new account there than to slow my computer to a crawl with Skype
I gotta upload some Choice Snippets and then I'll post the links here
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>>625152
oh anon-chan, dont be so trundere
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>>625158
>>625159
>vagina bro
I see your vagina bro and raise you vagina Dad Crockerbert
No.625162
>>625160
It could be "Let's talk vagina, bros." not "Let's talk vagina bros"
No.625163
>>625162
why would we want to talk vaginas, vaginas are gross
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>>625163
The mammalian vagina contains the natural lubricant squalene. Another animal to carry this same lubricant, in another full body capacity, are Sharks.
No.625167
every time I try to make music on my computer it fucks my sound settings all to shit and I can't play any sound
can someone tell me if this track actually has music or if I uploaded a blank file
https://soundcloud.com/saltlick-904873897/an-attempt-at-a-dope-beat
No.625168
so basically every vagina is like 5% shark
fuck twenty pussies and you've shagged a shark, friend
No.625169
>>625168
Other sources for squalene are amaranth seed, rice bran, wheat germ, and olives.
No.625170
The clitoris contains roughly over 8,000 nerve endings, while the entirety of the penis contains half as much, at 4,000.
No.625171
>>625170
ok... but can you hang a towel over the clitoris???
check and mate
No.625172
While the clitoris alone has 8,000 nerve endings, it also interacts with over 15,000 other nerve endings situated throughout the pelvis.
No.625174
In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
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>>625172
>>625170
So, while the male reproductive system during intercourse involves the interaction of 4,000 nerve endings. The female reproductive system during intercourse involves the interaction of roughly 23,000.
No.625176
sneeds seed and feed
formerly chuccs
No.625177
>>625169
I eat pussy every day
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>>625003
I recognize that place, those birds, those stones, those waves
This brings back very pleasing memories
ONE MONTH
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No.625184
People of Homestuck! Behold and listen to me. I bring you something you need to spread all over the internet you can get in to.
It's a poem of things to come.
Prophecy
Pinned colors going rip
Cracking down to the grip
And a state will tilt in dip.
You will grasp it with a sip:
Rivers stained with the ink.
Then a scorpion will bring
Bloody silver maden ring
On it's own tale's sting.
Golden tears of fallen cups
Going force for making laps
For the lastest oil drops
All of those, who are on tops.
Tower's crows meeting flood,
Wolfs are lurking for a food,
Turkey greets foreign's boot.
War beginning waits for toot.
Men beholding flaming star
Going act the way too far.
Flame and water dance on-par:
Nature maims to lands a scar.
But remember, outer world:
Sun arises in the cold.
Doesn't matter dust or gold,
But the sword is being hold.
Keep in mind that hidden cave
Will do worst for you to save.
By skystairs you was gave
You will lift, befated slave.
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>>625186
what's up with all these kurisu wearing a hat
No.625188
kurisu is voting for trump
why aren't you
No.625189
>>625186
>>625188
these pics are making me think about sako
No.625190
>>625188
who is this semen demon
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>>625190
their name is in the post
No.625194
oh i get it
it's "localisation team" instead of "translation team" so they can change whatever the fuck the want and still be right
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No.625197
>can't jerk off because i can't prepare for the after-shame
kill me
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>>625197
just jerk off to something good
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>>625200
something that isnt mouths or scat
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>>625201
so, uh...
armpits?
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>>625203
hope you like touhou
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gimmie a chest to snuggle
No.625209
was sleeping 12 hours part of my plan?
of coursh (not)
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No.625211
sleeping 12 hours was definitely a part of my plan
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>>625213
*POPS 4 W1CK3D BON3R*
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>>625215
can't wait for the pepe porn
No.625217
i am incapable of friendship
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No.625221
Gang-gang cockatoo
Callocephalon fimbriatum
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>>625215
christ i had forgotten what porn looked like
i wanna fuck anything so bad
No.625223
remember fraymotifs?
remember how that was a cool thing that only got mentioned like twice and kinda shown once?
No.625224
>captcha image doesn't appear
>have to right click where it should have been and open the image in a new window to see it
how does that even break
what are you even doing to that page hotwheels
No.625225
>tfw your friend is texting you complaining about capitalism and they don't realize it so you want to reply "welp that's capitalism!" but then you remember they're republican
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>>625223
they were supposed to be like
combo moves, right?
there is so much hussie gave up in exchange for his stupid dream bubble timeskip nonsense
No.625227
>>625225
are they actually republican or are you just using it as a catch all
No.625228
>>625227
yes, i think she's rooting for kasich
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>>625228
>kasich
i thought he was okay but then he said something that pissed me off
i dont remember what though
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>>625226
yeah, although i thought there were solo songs too
but yeah, like that and the planet quests like rose's "playing the rain" thing and a whole bunch of cool quirks about the game just fell to the wayside to make room for teen romance and retcons
i mean don't get me wrong, i like teen romance, but this wasn't even very good teen romance
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>>625225
say it anyway
start the conversation
open a dialogue about capitalism
or, y'know, don't
No.625234
yeah don't because generally it's a retarded thing to do since capitalism is good
No.625235
>>625234
does capitalism have lots of benefits and do lots of good things?
yes
is it unquestionably good, or beyond reproach, as an ideology?
of course not
No.625236
is it just me or is 8chan going to shit faster than ever
No.625237
>>625233
but i'm a commie and she and her family watch fox news all the time, they'll probably think i'm gonna steal the american constitution and replace it with the soviet constitution
no this is the way things should be: everyone is suffering in our current economic system and not knowing that there's alternatives, but at least i don't have to endure awkward social situations
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>>625237
>but at least i don't have to endure awkward social situations
yep
i feel ya on that
No.625240
>>625236
hotwheels lost his code gremlin scapegoat
now his daily king of the hill binges are going to really destroy this place
No.625241
>>625234
capitalism is good kinda like how feudalism was good
everybody thought feudalism was good, but it really wasn't good at all
No.625242
>>625241
no see that's where you're wrong
because people think capitalism is good and it actually is
No.625243
there was a group of new hires getting oriented today at work
every single one was a numale from california
i am starting to understand why people in this city react so violently if they think you're california spawn, it's a veritable numalian invasion
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>>625242
what about when companies decide to make more money at the expense of human rights violations
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>>625244
What allows companies to do that
what grants them enough power to gain monopolies
support from the state
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>>625245
what are you saying here
are you saying that capitalism would be better without a state or that it's only bad because of the state, so if the state is good, it is good?
i'm just looking for clarification of your post cuz it could go a couple different ways
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>>625246
I'm saying that government getting involved in the private sector is a bad thing
the private sector getting involved with government is also a bad thing because the only things a government has business doing is protecting people from fraud, theft, and violence
No.625248
Things like granting corporations subsidies and increasing corporate welfare are an example of why government involvement with business is bad
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>>625247
>I'm saying that government getting involved in the private sector is a bad thing
so you're saying that if the government didn't do certain things, or stopped doing certain things, companies would stop exploiting overseas workers (and children)?
>>625248
i agree with you on that point, absolutely.
i just disagree with the idea that business, if left alone, won't eventually do something morally bankrupt for profit.
i think that's where government involvement with business is necessary; things like environmental protection laws.
No.625250
Crony capitalism is what happens when state intervention is allowed to become self serving towards corporations and business, they get special tax breaks or privileges, it crushes competition and destroys the ability of the market to self regulate
No.625251
The understanding of people who look at two issues, corporate and state power, and focus entirely on the responsibility of state power, is shallow. There is no magic wand that somehow dismisses the fact that corporations have a responsibility to hold as powerful entities larger than the public, with or without a state. Both the state and and the corporation are abstractions of power. What corporations want capital to be is different than your own idea of it, and that isn't the fault of the corporation acting exactly as it wants, that's the fault of you for being idealistic.
No.625252
corruption is why true capitalism has never happened in a real government
if it was just given a chance, it would be the perfect system
bringing up examples of capitalist societies that committed human rights violations or crimes isn't evidence against capitalism, it's evidence against factors that influence capitalism
on its own it's a perfect system
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>>625252
Capitalism works on paper ;)
No.625254
Government intervention is completely incompatible with the idea of a free market, and can only lead to what we have today, it doesn't matter if the regulation was intended to be good, when you mix government and business competition is killed and that is what causes markets to fail
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>>625253
;o)
>>625254
>markets fail because the government dares to stop human rights violations by corporations
>they're good corporations, they dindu nuffin
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>>625252
corruption is human nature though
greed is the human condition
think of just how much of our enormous legal system is just there because people would fuck everyone over to make themselves a little better off
it doesn't matter if its the perfect system if it's not the perfect system for humans
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>>625256
((it was sarcasm sweaty))
((that's the same speech people always give about communism and why it's perfect on paper))
((the joke is that nothing is perfect and the human struggle is to find the best fit))
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>>625254
So without a state, large dominating monopolizing businesses wouldn't use their power to their advantage at the harm of competition and/or the public?
I seriously doubt it. What's your opinion on anti-trust laws?
No.625260
communism becomes increasingly viable and even needed as we begin exit scarcity as a species, though.
but that's still decades if not a century or two away.
No.625261
I have a paper to write why am I doing this instead of that
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>>625255
>markets fail because the government dares to stop human rights violations by corporations
>they're good corporations, they dindu nuffin
thats not what i meant but okay
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>>625258
i actually didn't read your post closely and thought you were talking about communism
also
>sweaty
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>>625262
you're very naive at what human beings are capable of with or without a state
No.625265
fact: a uninversal basic income is required for libertarianism to work
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>>625257
>Trey Parker (1969-)—One of the creators of South Park, he often weaves his views into his work, such that South Park shows rebellion as a virtue and portrays hippies and rednecks as equally bad.
incredible
No.625267
smug self described fence sitters will always be more annoying than ideologues
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I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony. I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!
I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.
I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.
I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.
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the change in font to comic sans pisses me off far more than it should
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>>625268
i almost got a degree in english
then i realized i could literally just read a bunch of books and go to local creative writing group meetings in my free time and not miss out on anything, and that i was effectively paying thousands of dollars to be a book!neet for a few years before many following years of debt.
anyway, almost 90% of the guys in my classes were fedoralords. the girls were pretty normal people and this was slightly before the true rise of the numales, but there were so many pom-tier guys there who wanted everyone to know how epicly logical they were.
No.625274
does anybody here actually know what socialism and communism is?
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>>625274
yeah
they're both bad
lol
No.625276
when you're not critical of everything you might as well be critical of nothing imho
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>>625270
>minimum income
Commie filth.
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>>625277
what is your fear of communism. it's not happening any time soon. please relax, lay down, take a couple deep breaths friend.
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>>625274
what they constantly fail to understand, demonstrated here >>625277 is that socialism =/= communism
No.625280
no you see, this organization of power is better than this organization of power because my dad says communism is bad.
No.625281
listen, no, you don't understand, your system of power won't work and is wrong. it's different than what we have now
No.625282
my grandpa didn't fight communists in germany in world war II for this
No.625283
sweet mother of jesus how
its a fucking flash game
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>>625283
a horrible one at that
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>>625275
hahahaha good one
>>625279
yeah, mccarthyism has ruined this country
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>>625284
why are you censoring my free speech what the fuck are you a communist
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>>625283
it's a game about fucking furries
furries are loaded, remember?
but sweet jesus, 31k a month
we gotta get a team together and start a flash game about naked wolves or something
but i mean have you played the demo, it's kinda fun i guess
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>>625287
I'm not censoring free speech I'm just expressing that I want you to shut the fuck up
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>>625289
I'm expressing my grandpa didn't fight the nazis in russia for you to be censoring my free speech right now
No.625292
you know fucking what, my grandpa didn't fight nazis
there's no more to that sentence, truthfully
No.625293
my grandpa didn't fight the japs for you to be posting anime
No.625294
both of my grandfathers fought the nazis
No.625295
hey kids I wrote a song and my editing software crashed at least a dozen times while I was trying to finish it anyway here it is
https://soundcloud.com/saltlick-904873897/quest
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>>625293
we fought the vietnamese in world war II you fucking idiot
No.625297
my grandfather was the nazis
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>>625297
did he commit suicide anon?
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>>625295
sounds like a quest through like, 3 different songs
all of them good
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>>625299
thanks! does that mean it doesn't hang together? because my melodic composition methods are a little arbitrary, I don't know how to make a B line sound like it fits with the A line
No.625302
i posit the following:
me sweepy
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>>625301
it's like, it hangs together in parts? like, parts sounded distinctly "together" in a "this is a song" way, but there were a couple of different parts like that, that had tones like they were different songs
do you get what i mean?
like, from 25 to about 40 is one "song", 40 to 50 is a different one
where it came together trally well is about the 50 second mark onward
the deeper bits added a lot of range of feeling to it
i have no concept of music vocabulary so apologies for the layman's opinion
feel free to completely ignore me
No.625304
fuck
there were some mini dachshunds that got dropped off at my local animal shelter and in the 2 hours it took for me to see the announcement and call, they were all adopted
fuck
No.625305
one could have been mine
fuck FUCK
No.625306
̵̡̣̣̻̗͉̻̦ͭ̇ͫ̾̓ͪ͑ͯͨ̔ͦ͛̒́̚͢ņ̶̟̼͓͇̼͙̺̙͉̮͖ͯ͛͒́̀̓̐̿́̉į̴̩̝̥̪͇͇̩̹̔̈́̿͐́̅͑̂̔ͤ̉̾̿̌ͣ͂̐͐́̚=̺̪̝̟̪̰ͬ̌̀̏͆ͥ̀͘͘g̷̛̻̲͍̦̳̞̻͕̔̈́̓͒ͯͣ̂̑̃͘ͅ-̴̡̖̞̙͓̹̮͍̜̙̹̮͖̰̥̺̫̓̾͋̏̍ͫ̋̈̇͌ͫ͊ͯ͆̆̍ͤ́ͅģ̶̨͉̳͎͈͖̠̉͌ͭ̊̇͋.̊ͤ̓ͬ̎҉̢̪̻͙͎͓̫͘ͅę̴̡͖̲̖̘̝͉̭̟̭̈͛̈́ͧͬ̇͂͐͌ͪͣ̏ͦ͘͡r̷̛̜͙̲͔͒̾̅̅̌͟͠
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>>625303
No, I totally hear you. Thanks, that's very useful!
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>>625305
those are some nice puppers
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>>625308
no problem! glad i could share my thought, can't wait to hear more!
No.625311
it is kind of hilarious how depressed I am right now
not sad, just like
I have shit I need to be doing, the house is a pit of squalor, and here I am doing nothing except producing weird music and driving up my cookies per second in Cookie Clicker
I'm literally eating out of dirty dishes and wearing dirty clothes
ha ha I shouldn't be left to take care of myself ha ha ha
No.625312
and there we are
the zoom reveal with 0 impact
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>>625311
what helped me out of my depression was going for a lot of walks
something about sunlight on your skin just makes you feel better
also being creative and becoming really engrossed in making something actually helped me but it sounds like maybe that's not the right thing for you
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>>625313
I mean, creative activities are good and all, but when I start prioritizing some random-ass hobby I haven't done anything with in months over basic maintenance tasks I know I'm fucked
I really should get out into the sun more. fuck winter
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>>625311
cookie clicker isn't a very good incremental i can show you some better ones
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>>625315
get thee behind me Satan, I closed the tab and now I'm done with idle games forever
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>>625313
>something about sunlight on your skin just makes you feel better
gotta get that D
im even on prescription D for my sad brain
>>625311
you'll come around
and i don't mean that in the saccharine self-help kind of "if you believe hard enough it'll happen"
i mean this in a "depression goes through cycles sometimes and one day you'll be able to clean the dishes, and maybe that's it, but hey that's something"
but hey like that anon said creative endeavours definitely help
pound out that music
>>625315
yo hook me up man i need a fix
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>>625312
watcha talkin about
No.625320
do you think bernie will survive the election cycle
he's already the fucking cryptkeeper
will jew magic keep him alive?
i guess we'll just have to find out
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>>625320
trump looks like he's going to have a heart attack
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This is the face of a man, like every other dad his weight, that will die of a coronary at any given moment. This is the face of a heart attack waiting to happen.
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>>625322
he's going to 100% outlive the walking communist skeleton
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>>625322
y'know that thing where presidential candidates eat disgusting greasy food to show that they're "just like us" and appeal to the down home folks?
one of these days, that slimy hot dog or fried bitter will be his last
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>>625324
you're not the picture of health either
physical or mental
No.625326
the impotent squealing of the libcuck as PRESIDENT TRUMP comes closer and closer to being reality
what a beautiful sound
No.625327
are trump voters chubby chasers?
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>>625323
I seriously doubt it. I think this man will not reach 75. I don't think so, I don't think that's possible.
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>>625326
The impotent squealing of president trump as he shoots yellow colored milky fluid in the first gold digger first lady what a sight
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>>625330
everyone who i don't agree with is vfan
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>>625331
someone who types and acts like vfan is probably vfan
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>>625325
touche, as they say
No.625339
she used to lib me on my cuckphone
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she used to cuckservative on my cuck phone
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>>625283
it's also staffed by terminally lazy faggots
check their progress, i remember something about "7 animations a month" when those animations are typically extremely simple and can be accomplished by even an idiot in less than half an hour, by somebody with experience 5-10 minutes
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>Jaws III takes place during the Grand Opening of a Seaworld, and the entirety of the film is spent there
who thought this was good advertising?!
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>>625344
i'm sure there's a good reason they need 31k a month to animate in flash woman's titties flopping while a cow fucks her ass
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>>625346
well if you remember, jaws caused a huge uptick in sharks being killed
and it's not like seaworld actually cares about the wellbeing of its animals
so im sure in their mind, any press was good press
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>>625347
to not animate, rather
they nixed harvesting animations (ie milking cow-girls or jerking off a horse or whatever) to save themselves work and then promptly introduced assistants that can also be used to breed more monsters, which ends up being more animation work than finishing the harvesting would be
also they're making enough money this replaces a full-time job for them and they expressed wanting to make enough for it to replace a job, they have legitimately no excuse for such a glacial work-pace when the work is so simple and easy but they just keep piling up more things to do and then not doing them
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>>625347
it's the free market my man
people exchange their money for the promise of a good or service
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>>625348
its just seems hilarious to me that a fun-for-the-whole-family zoo/amusement park would willingly host a horror movie wherein staff and customers are killed in horrible ways
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>>625350
i understand having a patreon for artists who do constant work, as in, it's not progressive work on a large project such as this, but rather, as though you are paying an artist for many works
this, to me, is like preordering a videogame, a practice which i blame for many of the problems in the industry tbh, so i just don't get it
it seems like the promise of that much money every month for as long as they're working on it and can shit out "updates" every once in a while would just lead to them dragging it out for as long as possible, which it seems like they're doing, according to >>625349
>>625351
guarantees they'll be talking about it though
No.625353
my living space is much cleaner now, I feel lots better
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>>625352
last i recall the estimate for the game being finished, assuming no new features, at 7 updates a month is in over twenty years' time
they're dragging it out as looooooong as they possibly can
No.625355
I remember checking a build of it a few years ago and it was interesting, but then I checked it like last year and it was a lot wors.e
No.625356
like, im just baffled that people don't understand "conflict of interest"
sure, you might be paying them so the game comes out sooner, but they get paid more the longer it takes
ergo, this payment system encourages behaviour contrary to what a consumer wants, and shouldn't be done
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>>625355
it was legitimately more complete as a sex-game back when it was a poorly-animated joke with blonde-bimbo faces and figures for the girls
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>>625351
that's seaworld without jaws though.
No.625361
i think
I'm going to fuck my new computer
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No.625363
IT'Z A GAWHDAHM SHAWK OUTATA WAHTAH
hehehehe this movie is gr8
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>>625362
~*~*aesthetic*~*~
No.625365
how do you get a lonely cougar to be your sugar mommy
where do you find lonely cougars
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>>625362
i want you to fuck off
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>>625365
divorce court parking lots
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>>625365
isn't there a series called cougarville
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>>625370
that was supposed to say fuck off
No.625373
I hate every single one of you. All of you deserve to suffer.
No.625374
tfw bad gf
tfw want tfw no gf
No.625375
From now on if you say fuck off to me I'll say fuck off back.
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>>625373
pretty good impression
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>>625376
abusing your mod powers to see I have a dynamic IP?
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>>625377
thanks, i was gonna add a bit about John Wick as well, but decided against it
man, he really loved that movie
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>>625380
How about you fuck off?
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>>625383
his dick is a stump lol.
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>>625381
die newfag
i am also a mod
give me a bajillion bitcoin and I'll give you a 8chan Plus+ membership
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>>625386
how can I resist such an offer. that's a steal.
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all of my 1$ mousepads are fucked to the point where they mess with my mouse
what do i do
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>>625394
buy a new one you cheap bastard
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How do we know which one of us is infected?????
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>>625397
yeah but like
i want better options than "1$ mousepad over and over"
i want a good mousepad
a solid mousepad
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>>625400
then buy one you cheap bastard
No.625403
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
is anyone else embarrassed by how attracted to danny sexbang they are
also does anyone else want running commentary on "the last unicorn" cuz im gonna watch it instead of get sleep for my nightmare of a school day tomorrow
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>>625401
RIP Wheelchair Gremlin
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>>625403
he looks like a hobo dude
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>>625403
More like Jewy Shekelbang
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>>625408
>>625407
it's not like any of you don't look like hobos to be fair
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>>625404
just buy a $10 mousepad
They're mostly all the same
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>>625409
we're not all rev my man
No.625412
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>625400
get one of those customizable titty mousepads
ive had a mousepad from a street vendor in berkeley for like, 4 or 5 years, and it's doing just fine
pay like 15 bucks and you're good
>>625408
you're not wrong
>>625407
dude
he's a fabulous hobo
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>>625411
ben and wesley. that's all i need to say.
No.625414
also, the first picture that comes up when you google hotwheels 8chan is from a Daily Stormer article called "Hotwheels: Why I Support Eugenics"
No.625415
if you read something called the daily stormer you're probably ugly
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>>625414
>his mother had the same disorder
>his father fucked her, gave her two children with the disorder, and left her, taking the children and then ditching them into state care while running off with the state sponsored nanny
jesus christ
hotwheels had a hard life
No.625419
>>625400
my $1 mousepads usually last like 3+ years at least
I've had this one since 2012 at the latest
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>>625414
well the man has boneitis, i'd honestly probably use myself as a supporting argument for eugenics too if my skeletal system was basically a question mark
No.625421
I've been using the same mousepad since 2007
No.625422
I think hotwheels speaks more to the benefits of abortion at most, birth control at least, than eugenics.
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>>625423
dude wtf he's got a human foot
No.625425
they say that nestled underneath his tiny buttcheeks lies a nest full of golden eggs
No.625426
if you don't think hotwheels should have been aborted you have problems.
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>>625426
but all life is precious uwu
No.625430
Alternate Timeline where 8chan never existed and HSG is still under the clutches of ipgd
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>>625430
there'd still be more people
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>>625430
NO G*MERS ALLOWED
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>>625430
are you kidding? she would have gotten bored of it months and months ago
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>>625413
I don't think I look good but I don't think I look like a hobo.
ugly doesn't mean hobo
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>>625434
then get a haircut ben
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