No.625441
i washed my mousepad and next time im by a best buy or somethin i'll have a swatch and see if im feelin in the mood to nab a steelseries qck
i dont wanna order one online, tbqh
No.625443
>>625439
hot damn i love this artist
their titties and dongs are A+
No.625444
>>625443
thanks for the information.
No.625445
who's your favorite hyrule warriors and/or legends character and why is it ganondorf
No.625446
No.625447
No.625448
>>625446
who the hell is cletus
No.625449
No.625450
No.625451
No.625452
No.625453
>>625445
>not twili midna
>not linkle
No.625454
>>625443
well what's the artist name god damn it
No.625455
No.625456
No.625457
No.625458
No.625459
what's the best legend of zelda ship and why is it link/midna
No.625460
No.625461
No.625463
No.625464
>>625455
it's fuck 2230 and no one is on
who gives a single heck
No.625465
>>625463
stop using my flag vfan
No.625467
>>625453
twili midna constantly makes noises like an oot lizalfos albeit i'll give you linkle even if she's a certified retard
also acceptable are volga and young link
>>625459
imp midna
No.625468
No.625469
who are tramp-chan and seb-chan?
No.625470
No.625471
No.625472
"This here little motherfucker, running off Uzi mags and kitted out with an Umarex CP99 laser pointer and a dinged can, was confiscated from a Dutch trucker entering the UK. Folks are scratching their heads as to the origin of it, as there’s no such company as “R9 Arms”, yet the quality hints at a more elaborate origin than a box of scraps in a cave, a village smithy or garage."
No.625474
>>625473
you didn't put 4 bonifaces you fucking retard god damn
No.625475
>>625454
ruf1ohn1tram aka spacey
they have a sideblog dedicated to tavros eating pussy if only i could remember its name
No.625476
File: 1456295727096.png (78.87 KB, 325x381, 325:381, show me the dick already h….png)
No.625477
the only thing tavros should be eating is shit
No.625479
No.625481
>>625476
actually here's their porn blog
it's actually a tag on there
"tavros eating pussy: the blog: the experience"
http://vristav.tumblr.com/
No.625482
No.625483
No.625484
>>625480
I hate this slut! I want Joey!
No.625485
No.625486
>>625484
Sorry, all out. May I interest you in this Joet?
No.625489
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I wanna be like this guy when I'm older
No.625490
parrots live a long ass time, damn
No.625491
>>625490
yeah they do
I think the longest was like 127 years
No.625492
wwish wwe could turn back time
to the good old days
wwhen the momma sang us to sleep
but noww wwe're stressed out
No.625493
note to self:
write up an exploration of troll social culture (on alternia) given this idea: due to the power and prestige and respect for her imperious condescension, and due to what we know of her personality through meenah, femininity is highly valued as an upper class trait, a proper trait,a desirable thing to strive for
rebellion or the lower class is therefore masculine
apply to clothing, interests, ways of speaking and interacting, hobbies, etc.
No.625494
>>625493
there's this awesome thing called notepad dude
you should try it
No.625495
>>625494
woah i thought this was my blog for a sec my bad
No.625496
No.625497
No.625498
No.625499
File: 1456298479904.png (Spoiler Image, 499.59 KB, 1357x2000, 1357:2000, 1701066 - Homestuck Meenah….png)
>>625493
also hanging around schools in a windowless van isn't considered abnormal, since the empress does it all the time
No.625500
>>625499
i dont think that's how it works
although now im thinking "meenvris is a reflection of hic hating/killing aranea"
No.625501
>>625499
I'll fuck the meenah
No.625502
>>625501
you're too old for her
No.625503
will posting fucking work now?
fuck yes finally
the goddamn captcha picture wouldn't even appear for hours
No.625504
>tells everyone the characters are aracial
>makes one of the few literally black trolls talk in ebonics
>>625503
I had the same thing
No.625505
I can't wait to have sex with a girl's pussy again!
No.625506
>>625504
>aracial
oh fuck me, watch this become the new thing
like that race-tranny, but snowballed into where tumblr has tried to take gender
No.625507
In my honest opinion? Girls shouldn't be taught heterosexual sex is the norm, in fact it should be frowned upon. More problems come from teenage heterosexuality, than homosexuality. Heterosexuality should be taught as an overall problem in society's youth.
No.625508
i think we should teach kids how to use guns
No.625509
lesbians
lesbians everywhere
No.625510
No.625511
>>625508
get rid of the hets more easily, I like the cut of your jib.
No.625512
>>625507
>>625511
my friend did we not have an agreement...??
No.625513
No.625514
who needs men and their dicks when you can just shove a gun up your cunt
No.625515
>>625512
What agreement we haven't even spoke before
No.625516
>>625513
huh, image didn't upload
No.625518
>>625514
It's less about "we don't need men's dicks" and more, that teenage pregnancy is a much more destructive phenomenon than some teen coming out of the closet, and abstinence doesn't work, at all. Let's be real here. Especially in girl's, homosexuality should be taught as not some shameful taboo when the alternative is more destructive.
No.625519
please play warframe with me, hsg
No.625521
>>625518
the state should invest in making lesbian propaganda, i want my taxes to fund yuri
No.625522
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
some kid invited like 300 people to fuck around on a minecraft server before leading them into a trap to take their stuff and put their heads in a box
and by god the admin is flipping his shit
check it out you cant stage tism like this
No.625523
No.625524
>>625523
I am not vfan jesus christ
No.625525
>>625524
sure you're not
;-)
No.625526
No.625527
i hate these sluts
i want joey!!!
No.625528
>>625525
Just because I think lesbians are cool doesn't mean I'm vfan. Relax.
No.625529
>>625523
*puts on the shirt that dady told her 2 ware infront of vfan*
No.625530
>>625522
>you have been
>IB BANNED!!!
>EeeeRRREEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
very epic
No.625531
>>625524
you are very similar in thoughts/reactions and mostly have a similar way of writing things to me, and most other people think the same way otherwise they would not have started calling you vfan
No.625532
*bangs hands on table*
JOEY
JOEY
JOEY
JOEY
No.625533
>>625531
I'm more saltlick than vfan trust me.
No.625534
>>625522
the admin is the guy who's telling him to calm down
the screecher is just some kid
No.625535
No.625536
No.625537
>>625535
vfan was a terf. i am not a terf.
No.625538
No.625539
>>625534
no i meant the admin was flipping lil russkis shit
my bad
No.625540
tangentially related
what is it with trannies and communism
i dont understand
No.625541
post the nudes, if they get triggered they are vfan
No.625542
>>625539
oh ok
>>625540
Yea I don't get it either it seems to be a trend.
Is eszett a communist?
No.625543
No.625544
>>625541
i would prefer this not get done because it just invites more bull shit into my life, thanks
i know saying this means someone will post it so idk why im bothering
No.625546
No.625547
>>625540
>>625542
is this a trend? i've never noticed.
in the most important and most notable iteration of communism, if not all of them, trannies would have been killed.
No.625548
On September 11 1973, General Pinochet, liberated his country, Chile, from Marxism to freedom in only 24 hours. Thanks to General Pinochet, today''s Chile is the most modern and advanced democracy in Latin America. O'Higgins and Pinochet are equally Chile's heroes and national liberators.of the nation.
No.625549
why can't we be excellent towards each other!
No.625550
>>625547
pretty much every trans person I know is a communist except for eszett
No.625551
>>625549
hate is funner
vitriol keeps the boredom away
No.625552
>>625548
>Chile is the most modern and advanced democracy in Latin America
I hate to be that guy, but that's actually Uruguay.
No.625553
No.625554
>>625540
you get to blame all your problems on a group of other people that you envy
"cisgender"
"bourgeois"
No.625555
Peace & friendship is good. Hate is bad. That's just my opinion.
No.625557
No.625558
>>625554
don't you blame a lot of your problems on singular groups
No.625559
No.625560
horseshoe theory wins again
No.625561
>>625559
communists or trannies?
No.625562
horses deserve to wear better shoes
No.625564
I'm honestly fully expecting Trump die at a similar age to David Bowie, and he's 69 now.
No.625565
>>625558
I don't blame problems on faggots so much as I do people who listen to faggots and take themseriously
No.625566
Donald Sanders
Bernie Trump
JOEY
JOEY
JOEY
No.625568
>>625567
did he ever get his money back
No.625570
>>625567
does this guy practice in the mirror to make his face that punchable
No.625571
>>625565
I never brought up gay people. You blame all your problems on minorities. You blame all pretty much all the problems in America on groups of people. You hardly take responsibility for yourself, and blame other people for it.
I mean, putting you both next to one another, you're more alike than different.
No.625572
i'm going to try to sleep with my mosin again tonight.
hopefully this time i won't get a boner and an overwhelming urge to masturbate
No.625573
>>625572
have sweet dreams uwu
No.625574
>>625572
is that a fucking gun
does it get you off to take a gun to bed
No.625575
>>625574
Don't fucking kinkshame him saltlick
sleeping with your raifu is a very intimate experience
No.625576
No.625577
>>625569
The difference being I'm not consumed with envy to the point where I see someone better off than me and demand they be brought down to my level. There are plenty of millionaire liberals in hollywood who get driven around in fancy cars, but I don't lose sleep about that.
I look down at degenerates and say "man I'm glad that's not me". They look up at me and say "fuck that white cishet shitlord I wish I was like him and he was like me instead"
No.625578
>>625575
oh, I wouldn't know... I'm a-raifusexual
No.625579
>>625576
i dont own any guns
yet
No.625580
>>625577
But there's not much of a difference other than presentation. You're both scapegoating groups for your problems and lack of responsibility. Both of you are opposite extremes you can only find on the internet.
No.625581
>>625580
I'm not demanding that SJWs pay my electric bill.
No.625582
>>625581
I never brought up SJWs as your only source of pent up anger. I'm specifically saying racial minorities just like they hate racial majorities. I laid that out for you and you're side stepping the issue.
No.625583
who's whackest: BSB, being nominally real; Anon, for being sidetracked by his bullshit; or me, for commenting on it
No.625584
>saltlick doesn't respond to my epic snapchats anymore
why
No.625585
>>625584
bitch I will straight send you a snapchat rn
No.625586
I thought sponge hated saltlick
No.625587
i would rather be kinkshamed for my gunlust 24/7 than watch these same-y arguments that never get anywhere because all fuckheads involved are too stubborn to actually debate at all
No.625588
i wouldn't have it any other way
No.625589
>>625583
anon, there's not really any reason you should even read bsb posts
No.625590
>>625589
>reading saltlick posts
No.625591
I read everyone's posts :)
No.625592
>>625590
this is true too, i'm just that bored
No.625593
>>625588
if i could find one, i would probably keep a can of cosmoline open in my room just for the smell
No.625594
No.625595
>>625586
we're friends now! we love eachother!
No.625596
you might think it's two people with stubborn political opinions, but it's actually one right person (me) and one wrong person (whomever I argue with) who is not only wrong but also homosexual in real life
No.625597
>filtering anybody
seriously why would you censor hsg
the whole point is that we're white-hot garbage
No.625598
>>625595
https://soundcloud.com/saltlick-904873897
>>625596
can you believe anon said BSB posts aren't worth reading? this is art here
No.625599
To be honest, I kind of want to move to Uruguay. It looks chill as hell, like this bright little oasis in the shit that's south america.
No.625600
>>625597
some people should be censored, like wesley
No.625601
YO YO YO Do you guys want to hear about bachilleratos populares? They're SJW high schools in Argentina. they're public, in that anyone can go for free, and also private, in that they are not operated by the government, ergo: "popular"
No.625602
>>625601
don't open up a post with "yo yo yo" please, it's just embarrassing.
No.625603
>>625602
I don't know why you guys think I want you to think I'm cool? I am clearly not doing a very good job
No.625604
No.625605
>>625603
Look, saltlick, buddy. I don't hate you like these other guys. But even I cringed a lil.
No.625606
>>625603
>I don't know why you guys think I want you to think I'm cool?
You started a sentence with "YO YO YO"
No.625607
>>625606
it is a thing I say in all seriousness on a regular basis, this isn't the eighties, these aren't hot slang words anymore
No.625608
>>625601
argentina has sjws?
No.625609
>>625607
No, they're used by weird people who are pretending to be cool.
No.625610
i legitimately wonder what it's like to jack off using cosmoline
No.625612
>>625609
and the proof's in the pudding, because I don't give a shit
No.625613
>>625610
That is a really bad idea don't do that
No.625614
the proof is in... the vape juice lol!
No.625615
No.625616
File: 1456303710046.jpg (184.92 KB, 1200x894, 200:149, chelagarto_montevideo_deck….jpg)
I really want to expat to Montevideo eventually. Maybe retire there, who knows. It seems like such an amazing, fun, beautiful relaxing city.
No.625617
saltlick... with the vape pen... in the nudestuck thread
No.625618
No.625619
>>625617
saltlick come hang out with me i'll buy you a vape pen
a cool one, the iJust2
i'll give you some juice too
No.625620
what the fuck is a vape pen
No.625621
>>625619
does it vape weed
No.625622
>>625620
a pen that you use to vape with
No.625623
is like a pen but the ink is vape juice
No.625624
>>625621
nah but i'm sure a dry herb tank thing compatible with it wouldn't be hard to find
or something to take dabs with if that's more your thing
No.625625
>>625624
I have seen a Youtube video of someone doing dabs... once
but like
why would I want a vape pen if it doesn't come weed compatible
No.625626
It's really funny that, Uruguay was in the unique position of having leftists left (heh pun) over from their imprisonment when south america's militaries went hard right against socialist revolutions, and Uruguay became moderately well for itself, if more democratic than its neighbor Chile.
But it was doing pretty bad economically, and that, once again, invested people into Leftism again, when leftists typically lost the former elections. And the same people who were imprisoned by the military then got in positions of power democratically, and the nation turned around almost immediately for the better. Unemployment was curved, quality of living improved, the country for the first time in a very long time, started flourishing.
Uruguay is ranked first in Latin America in democracy, peace, lack of corruption, quality of living, e-Government, and equally first in South America when it comes to press freedom, size of the middle class and prosperity. And it's capital, Montevideo, has consistently been rated as having the highest quality of life of any city in Latin America by 2015.
So whoever keeps saying that Chile is the "one and only civilized country in a horde of leftist barbarism" thanks to Pinochet has lost their mind.
No.625627
>>625625
you could get weed juice
that's sort of a thing
No.625628
>>625627
I mean, yeah, but isn't it hella expensive?
No.625629
No.625630
>>625628
it is, yeah
or you could just vape some delicious vape juice you let me pick out for you...
No.625631
>>625630
why... would I want that
>>625629
yes, little Cindy Lou-Who? what is it?
No.625632
>>625631
it's epic! saltlick! you'll love that juice! you'll love my juice!
No.625633
also i'm really excited for the wonk/saltlick argument
i hope that happens soon
No.625634
>>625633
oh shit, what's he wrong about
No.625636
spongelord ---> juicelord
No.625637
>>625634
uh, shiiit, i think you'd agree on a lot of things. but you're definitely the smarter, more verbose, and more scrupulous of the two
also i'm pretty positive you're not a pedophile
No.625638
>>625637
I am definitely all of smart, verbose, scrupulous, and not a pedophile
No.625639
>>625636
if there's a little filipino kid that wants to go by juicelord i'd be all for that
maybe someday a greasy high schooler would become fascinated by them, becoming juicefan, and the cycle would finally be complete
No.625640
>>625638
oh hey i know what you two can argue about
he thinks jerking off to shota (he jerks off to shota) isn't pedophilia, because "real pedophilia" is a mental illness or something
No.625641
>>625640
fuckin' what is up with medicalizing the misbehavior of people who are just assholes
"I'm a Reel Pedophilia, and I can't help it 'cause I'm mentally ill" shut the fuck up and stop touching children
No.625642
No.625643
>>625641
it's a way to excuse yourself, or to ostracize others partaking in a similar thing
No.625644
>>625642
>detective notes a note on a notepad:
>"emojis: sincere or insincere?"
god today I was talking about my #RisingSign, which is #Cancer, and how it totally fits because the first thing anybody ever learns about me is that I am a messy bitch
No.625645
a word on proper etiquette: you should always imagine that I am typing these posts with kid gloves on
No.625646
>>625645
wordiest nerdiest fuckin kid i ever had to listen to
No.625647
>>625646
I'm the rootin'-est tootin'-est pighauler in all of East Manhattan!
No.625648
holy shit I just sent the best snap of my life it looks like a shot from a Muppets parody of the Blair Witch Project
No.625649
i don't understand this meme
like, if you want to draw some extreme fatties, just do it, man. don't wait for reblogs or donations
No.625650
>>625649
like, here are the notes
so, it's anywhere from 1000 ~ 4000 pounds
No.625651
>>625649
they're trying to get more of that epic tumblr attention
it's a strategy to get more followers
No.625652
donations makes perfect sense, why not try to squeeze some cash out of the desperate fetishists
No.625654
stick your dick up my butt
shoot your load in my gut
No.625655
No.625656
im thinkin of making chicken nuggets
No.625657
>>625655
what if anon's a grill
No.625658
>>625657
thats a pretty big "what if" buddy
No.625659
i dont think any women come here regularly
No.625660
>>625658
it's okay
when i'm wearing a skirt, i'm a girl
No.625662
no asstree but Florence Welch could smoke my weed and hang out on my couch and we could, maybe like, maybe we could k kiss
No.625663
do you think even Florence Welch herself doesn't know the limits of her own power. like there are so many embittered, unmentionable things lurking behind the veil of her self-control
No.625664
welch is such an unfortunate last name
whelp, squelch
No.625665
it seems the hs threads on /aco/ have an eternal flockmod for lewds
das cool
No.625666
No.625667
>>625665
>>>/aco/
>ponies
>no homestuck
Fuck you
No.625668
No.625669
No.625670
>>625667
4chan's aco, dipshit
No.625671
No.625672
The cockroach, the cockroach, can no longer walk.
No.625673
>>625661
who's this knockoff joey
No.625674
postal 1 is getting a remake
No.625676
great, i love having this conversation over and over
>>625641
>"I'm a Reel Pedophilia, and I can't help it 'cause I'm mentally ill" shut the fuck up and stop touching children
pedophilia =/= child molester
mental illness =/= misbehavior
i mean form whatever opinion you want of me, but don't try to give me an actual diagnosis over the internet, especially one you don't understand, and especially one that spongelord recommended because you know he's full of shit
No.625678
>>625676
are insinuating, sir, that dear spongo doesn't know what he's doing? are you, by some chance, attempting to insinuate that he is not in control of his life?
what we see before us is a man who has everything he needs and wants in life. truly an inspiration to us all.
No.625679
No.625680
So this is the power of the dead zone... not bad.
No.625681
No.625682
*wwalks into thread*
wwhere my eri corps at
No.625683
No.625684
No.625685
>>625522
>vfan and grant.flv
No.625686
>>625684
means they can fit in more ads
No.625687
41% of trump voters want to bomb fake country from Aladdin
No.625688
>>625687
do the other 59% just want to build a big wall
No.625690
>>625688
No that's Mexico, but I wouldn't be surprised if they think Mexico is in the Middle East. Maybe right next to Agrabah.
No.625691
>>625690
179% of Americans can't locate The SOVEREIGN Nation of Dave on a map of the world.
No.625693
No.625694
could trump stump joey? (no)
No.625695
No.625696
Vote Joey for President 2016!!!
No.625697
No.625698
writing a cv is kind of a sobering experience
like, in a very real way this is a summary of my worth as a person and it is looking real bleak
No.625699
These cramps are figuratively killing me
No.625700
F̦̜̲̘̤̼͕̝̤ͤ̿̃̓ͮ̌͒̒U̢̺̮̰̖̯̹͖͈ͩ͐͋ͪͣ̐͡C̶͙̖̣ͯ͒Ḱ̶̴̮̞̣ͣ͆͛̍ ̢̧͕̳͉̞̺̅̆͂ͦͤͣ̚M̵̳̪̭͓̘̬̗̞̃̉̔̐̌̐Y̡̽̈̌͛̀͏͈̮͎̪̖̰̞̻ ̫̞̳̍̍́̀̕A̰͒͛ͩ̏̀͢͝Ņ̶̻̖͉̹̺̫̪͕͛͂͒U͆̈̽̒ͪ̚͏̬͇S̰̥̪͈͇̥̙ͣ̒ͤ̐̏̓͊
No.625701
No.625703
>>625702
i saw the text wall about it last night, but didn't bother to read.
give me a list of what makes it so great
No.625704
>>625703
It's the singular only country in latin america that exceeds in quality of life and education and healthcare and freedom of the press and so many other issues. It's miles above Chile in terms of quality of life, and the only country in latin america Europeans consistently move to.
So it's better than Chile, on all fronts.It's better than all it's surrounding neighbors, Chile included.
No.625705
>>625698
you need to sell yourself
and every salesman worth something knows how to lie abouta product
No.625706
my friend got me this loose-leaf chocolate chai tea and it's the best thing that's ever happened to me
No.625707
>>625706
>putting chocolate in tea
stop that
No.625708
>>625702
you'd like it
since ur a gay!!!!!!!!!
No.625709
>>625706
well then you know what you have to do
take down your friend and arm yourself with a literal lifetimes supply of horrible beverage
No.625710
>>625708
Uruguay legalized gay marriage so you're not wrong, it has its perks.
No.625711
No.625712
>>625710
are there any other sjw-ish laws?
No.625713
>>625712
>legalizing gay marriage is sjw
No.625714
>>625712
>equal marriage law is a "sjw-type law"
what
No.625715
>>625707
>>625711
literally get away from me with your negative energy and your staid preconceptions, this tea will change your life it is so good
>>625709
I'm not sure where he got it but I'm pretty sure if I'm going to take anyone down for large quantities of tea it should be some entity that has large quantities of tea
No.625716
>>625715
he has the tea saltdick
they are in cahoots
No.625717
>>625713
>>625714
we really need to run classes on not falling for fucking obvious bait
No.625718
>>625717
How about you just stop being stupid and saying stupid shit?
No.625719
No.625720
No.625721
No.625722
holy shit the only thing I could ask for in this tea is some heat. like a kick of cayenne pepper for my incipient cold you feel. next pot of this I make I'm definitely adding cayenne
No.625723
>>625721
did you just copy and paste that from >>625719
lazy
No.625724
No.625725
>>625722
okay, now i am going to throw up
No.625726
>cayenne chocolate chai
fuck this
fuck you
fuck everything
No.625727
>>625725
>>625726
are you also the dude who was talking about hot chocolate? because dude, chocolate and spice-heat go really well together, they have for as long as we know about humans eating/drinking chocolate
No.625728
All countries should legalize gay marriage. There should not be a street on earth where religious fundamentalists aren't seething at the sight of a lesbian couple. Make it UN code like the Geneva Convention, and declare war on anyone who disagrees.
No.625729
>>625726
>not knowing that spicy chocolate it literally the best thing
have you never even had mole sauce? (pronounced "moh-lay")
No.625730
Mole People is pronounced "Moh-Lay People"
No.625731
>>625730
actually it's pronounced "Mexicans"
No.625732
No.625733
mole sounds good right now
No.625734
>>625732
it's a mexican dish, im not saying...
oh man
that's awkward
b-but i'm mexican so it's okay
No.625735
>>625734
too late
youre already a racist
No.625736
what if, like, there was a cop show... but about SJWs. they barge into your house, they point guns in your face, they tell you your attitudes and behavior are quite frankly very problematic, and best of all they film it for a televised audience of millions
No.625737
No.625738
>>625736
could it also be like, what not to wear, so you can nominate friends and family
and then two gender studies majors can sit down in their home with them, surrounded by armed enby people holding rifles, to lecture them on problematic language
No.625739
a show about lesbians who kick mormons polygamists in the balls
No.625740
>>625738
the funny thing is that this is starting to sound like some conversion therapy models lmao
like there are people who hire "trained" "professionals" to forcibly kidnap their kid and take them on a harrowing journey towards heterosexuality
No.625741
I love that no matter how perverse and absurd I can make an SJW-related scenario, it will always be matched or beaten by something #cishets actually do. you can't make this shit up, you cannot out-weird a homophobe
No.625742
>>625740
oh man, no kidding
like, ive heard terrifying stories of kids kidnapped in the middle of the night and driven out to camps in the middle of the woods
cuz you know, putting a whole bunch of gay teens together in the woods never results in promiscuity
but yeah i see your point
No.625743
I still do not understand why men think they're so tough, when they can be defeated by a simple kick to the nads. Bitch about "Oh that's not fair!" all you want, your groin is like the weak spot in a boss battle, anyone who doesn't take advantage of that is just stupid.
No.625744
>75% OFF Valkyria Chronicles coupon
jeez, thanks gaben
No.625745
"At It Again" ft. The Cishets
No.625746
>>625743
they're strong, not tough
small but important semantic difference
No.625747
I can't wait to be an old lady, old ladies are known repositories for closely-guarded cultural knowledge and capital. that's very on-brand for me
No.625748
wow, the weather sure is tumblr in here today
No.625749
I need one of those long black cigarette holders. I need it for joints
>>625748
well hello there friend, thank you for @ing me in your cutesy little posty-doodle
No.625750
>>625743
i had a fucking crackhead thrust a wooden chair into my junk and only went down from the initial gah nigger what the fuck of it. a kick isn't going to win you any fights.
No.625751
>>625749
i'm almost certain one exists specifically for joints
No.625752
Hey Morrowind anon
My gamesaves are broken by one of my mods
Do you like PHANTASY STAR ONLINE?
No.625753
>>625750
You sure act tough but the amount of nerve endings in the scrotum, and the family jewels themselves, speak for itself. A strong kick in that general area is going to get immediate strong results, it's just science and medical and observable fact.
No.625754
>>625753
alright, but like i'm saying. who just gives up after a shrill jolt like that?
No.625755
>>625754
I'm guessing it depends on how hard they're hit. Did you know if the testicles are hit hard enough, and they're pretty fragile already, the next time ejaculation occurs, it will either consist of pink semen or just actual blood? This occurs because of internal bleeding within the testes themselves. So if even the most moderate of kicks can make you cum pink later, it's probably safe to assume that's going to hurt a lot. Maybe you could ignore it, maybe not. I'm just saying, the way to fight is eyes throat genitals.
No.625756
almost anyone who's worth a damn in a fight is going to be able to block, avoid, or at least slow down an attempted groin-aimed kick. unless they're.
also, it's not like this doesn't apply to female fighter too. getting kicked in the clit or hit in the breasts at all are both going to hurt massively, even arguably more because there are more nerve endings.
No.625757
>>625756
real fights aren't like your japanese animes anon
most of them are between amateurs and you can't block a kick to the nads with your heroic willpower or whatever
No.625758
>>625757
I can block a kick to the balls with my balls
cuckmate
No.625759
*sucks dicks but like, not in a slutty way*
No.625761
*doesn't suck any dick but in a pretty slutty way*
No.625762
No.625763
No.625764
i want to fuck the X-Files
No.625765
i will rub my turgid cock on every piece of paper with the word "extraterrestrial" on it
and Skinner will promote me
No.625766
>>625760
it's the CURRENT YEAR
No.625767
tfw i couldn't go to gamestop and get mew
No.625768
>>625767
aren't there like fifty save-editors floating around for even the 3ds games
hack yourself a mew nigga
No.625769
his marshmallowy butthole flexed invitingly as i lined up the head of my turgid manhood
No.625770
>>625769
are we quoting Morrissey's prose right now
No.625771
>“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
No.625772
No.625773
>>625771
that was the most boner-drooping run-on sentence i've ever read in my entire life
No.625774
No.625775
>>625772
>>625773
Morrissey is a trip
>>625774
wait, is tumut shitto?
No.625776
>>625771
who are these characters?
what are they from?
is this canon or a poorly-written fanfiction?
No.625777
baby be the class clown
i'll be the beauty queen in tears
it's a new artform showin' people how little we care
No.625778
>>625776
here, I will link you to everything there is to know about List of Love, Morrissey's debut novel
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/books/authors/morrissey-list-of-the-lost-best-lines/
>>625777
wait, is tumut veef and astree combined
No.625779
>>625771
>Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth
No.625780
File: 1456347995432.gif (292.3 KB, 446x467, 446:467, nepeta_rave_by_melvismd-d5….gif)
Uh-oh, dancin' past the point of no return
Let go, we can free ourselves of all we've learned
I love this secret language that we're speaking
Say it to me, let's embrace the point of no return
Let's embrace the point of no return
Let's embrace the point of no return
No.625781
>>625780
tUMUt stop you're making me not like you
No.625782
oh also: aside from being very gay and a vegetarian, he's got links to hyper-right political parties that are radicalizing in response to immigration to Europe, Morrissey SUCKS
but his lyrics are so good
No.625783
>>625781
THIS TIME, THIS TIIIIIME
THINGS'LL WORK OUT JUST FINE
WE WON'T LET YOU SLIP AWAY
THIS TIME, THIS TIME
THINGS'LL WORK OUT JUST FINE
WE WON'T LET YOU LEAVE THIS WAY
(is this any better, this is mastodon now and not lorde, plus this song reminds me of aradia)
No.625784
No.625785
I'm going to kill hotwheels
No.625786
No.625787
>>625785
fuckin' do it man
watch out for his live-in nurse/bodyguard
No.625788
>>625782
> hyper-right political parties that are radicalizing in response to immigration to Europe
He's obviously a smart guy.
No.625789
No.625790
i wonder why the gays would fear islamists...
No.625791
>>625790
le religion of peace :^)
No.625792
No.625793
No.625794
>>625785
nigga you have no idea what wheelchair kung-fu he knows don't do it
not only that but you have his nurse to deal with before you can even face him
No.625796
>>625795
post more of this fluid druid
No.625797
>>625795
>>625796
yeah she's pretty cute what animu
No.625798
>>625795
literally just looks like a shitty knockoff joey
No.625799
No.625800
I get a fat paycheck tomorrow
but that means I gotta go work in Niggermart some more
fug
No.625801
>>625797
Oshiete! Galko-chan
No.625802
>>625801
>freckles too
niiiice
No.625804
>>625801
Wow, Anon was right, it even acts like Joey.
No.625805
Joey's sensitive mucous membranes!
No.625806
so apparently 4/tv/ was approached by a porn producer who wanted to make a meme porn
this sounds pretty good man, i'm gonna give it a watch and will report back in if it's awesome/awesomely bad
No.625808
>been getting in shape
>family notices
>got gifted one of those fitbit things
>it's freaking the fuck out on me because i only walked 3,000 steps todays and it demands 10,000 steps
i dont want to just go walk around outside
leave me alone
No.625809
>>625777
>>625780
tumut keep going you're making me like you more
No.625810
No.625811
>>625807
use the url in the picture from my last post, thats how im watching it
its not really that great
its like reading /tv/ while also watching a mediocre brazzers vid
No.625812
>>625811
>like reading /tv/ while also watching a mediocre brazzers vid
so pretty good then
No.625813
imagine what all the everyday masturbators who stumble upon that video are going to think
No.625814
>>625812
heh
>>625809
>>625810
fuck on vfan
tell me how gr8 i am
No.625815
>>625813
was getting hard part of your plan
No.625816
That blade... isn't that...! The legendary 'crimson beheading memesword'... then you must be Joey of the One-hit Certain Kill!
No.625817
wanna know the worst people?
the people that say they're into something but they've never read/watched/played the source material and their main exposure to it comes from reading Wiki
No.625819
>>625817
that's me for quantum physics
No.625821
hehehe i love the guys on 420chan's /stim/
they're like "today i shot up some fire shard" alongside images of cute anime girls
No.625822
>>625818
spread the bern doesn't even make sense. At least "feel the burn" is a phrase people use.
No.625823
>burg and bongrips
yes
yeeeeees
No.625824
i love the imperial system of measurements this is great
No.625825
>>625824
talk shit, get hit commie
No.625826
i haven't had a really good cheat meal in a while
maybe i should go for broke this weekend
No.625827
>>625825
I mean it
I love the imperial system
No.625828
>>625824
Now here are the things people use.
No.625829
>>625827
I'm watching you, kid
nothin personnel
No.625830
i played too much Binary Domain
No.625831
>>625829
I ain't no commie bastard...
No.625832
I will FUCKING start a fresh skyly and record every minute of gameplay until I unseal that tsukimiri j-sword
No.625833
>>625831
oh gunbirdman, its you
you're fine by me
No.625834
>>625828
we need to bring back twips and points
No.625835
>>625814
i am not vfan, no matter now cool i think you are
No.625836
>>625834
"Yes, sir, I'd like exactly one Gunter's Chain's worth"
No.625837
No.625838
it's not murder if you're killing fujoshi
No.625839
>>625837
66 feet of deez nuts rev
No.625840
>>625837
A gunter's chain of rope
No.625841
>>625839
You have my address
Let's see if I can stretch yours to 66 feet in length
No.625842
i would like to buy a gunter's chain
and tie myself a noose
No.625843
Why did I believe the Jewish lies
And cuck for all these non-whites
I speak the saddest words of tongue and pen
Now I know, /pol/ was right again
No.625844
File: 1456356673668.png (442.1 KB, 1027x1164, 1027:1164, a2ffd2bce190a718c2e2acaf53….png)
>>625841
>You have my address
But I don't......
No.625845
No.625846
>>625842
(to the tune of "i'd like to teach the world to sing")
No.625848
>>625844
I've posted it often enough, man
No.625849
>>625848
why do you do that
No.625850
Couldn't read your post wtf?
No.625851
No.625852
>>625847
>bix nood
underrated meme
No.625853
>>625849
Remember when that one shitlord kept saying he'd show up and try to fight me and he never showed up
No.625854
>>625852
You know what's even more underrated?
>desufargeg
No.625855
No.625856
>>625853
Rev are you channeling the ghost of MBG
>>625852
>>625854
antique memes so supreme
No.625858
>>625857
>fuck fags
Isn't that what some of them want, though?
No.625859
>>625858
Did you know that on September 11th, some of the people killed in the attacks were gay?
We know this because some of the people who jumped out of the towers were naked and having gay sex with each other on the way down
No.625860
>>625859
cease your faggotry
No.625861
fuck faggot nigger muslims
No.625862
No.625863
>>625854
its dsfargeg u homo
No.625864
>>625862
you aren't the boyking
No.625865
Is grant dating shark or bsb. I'm not sure.
No.625866
*grab2 deformed laotiian diick*
it is me
zwid
No.625867
>>625865
are you vfan or anonymous im not sure lol
No.625868
>>625867
are you zwid or grant I'm not sure
No.625869
No.625870
are we human or are we dancer, i'm not sure.
No.625871
/pol/ is a board for losers :)
No.625872
>>625863
Not on /a/ it wasn't
No.625873
No.625874
No.625875
i wish i was more like zwid
an honorless coward, a disgusting cretin with no spine, so that i could ban people i dont like
No.625876
>>625871
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No.625878
>>625876
You posted it twice. Oops!
No.625879
>>625878
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No.625880
>>625879
Don't get banned for spam now
No.625881
No.625882
>>625881
He's pretty cute.
No.625883
>>625880
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
No.625884
No.625885
No.625886
>>625884
Yeah, that's what I said. He's pretty cute.
No.625887
No.625888
>do horrid in nuclear throne dailies
>do great on non daily runs
No.625889
No.625891
>>625888
the worst part is it used to be the opposite
top 10 on a daily, lost hella early on other runs
No.625892
>>625888
cry harder pissbaby
isn't there a bug still where you can play dailies more than once
No.625893
Why did Donald Trump go bankrupt five times?
No.625894
No.625895
>>625893
to get to the other side!
No.625896
>>625894
watch your mouth or i'll shove my girlcock in it
No.625897
Why does Donald Trump say that he would bring jobs from China back to the United States when the ties that he sells are made in China?
No.625898
>>625897
planning on bringing those manufacturing jobs back to the states i guess
No.625899
>>625898
Isn't it hypocritical of him to condemn corporations that do that, when he himself has done it for years? I mean, if you do that, for that long, and suddenly say "This is bad", it seems suspect. Especially since there's little a president could actually do to influence corporations through tax without them being outraged like they always are. And Trump knows that. It's obviously a shallow campaign promise.
No.625901
they had a trump supporter on bbc today
he was one of those people who had a voice you could just hear the the fatness in
it was epic to hear how awkward and unproductive the discussion between him and the british corespondent was, they were working on completely different wavelengths
No.625902
No.625903
>>625902
you know
having 2 people who are worse than you around makes me really appreciate how not entirely awful you are
No.625904
It's also bizarre that Trump's speeches constantly refer to the Iraq war and our middle east bungles as a total mistake and how much of an idiot George Bush was, but then is hardline about keeping Guantanamo Bay open and torturing the prisoners there regardless of their innocence, since we got them from Pakistani war lords. He's against the Iraq war, but at the same time, for carpet bombing the Middle East and keeping Guantanamo Bay open
It's like he's trying to please both sides of the isle, and absolutly nobody in the media questions him on this and just covers him non stop. He's banking on the total ignorance of the voting American public. And he's a genius for that. But once he gets in office, if he gets in office, almost nothing he said during the campaign trail is going to be put into effect unless he does it through executive order, and there would be outrage from congress from that like there always is. So it's a shallow power bid, and he's winning on it.
No.625905
>>625903
You're voting for Trump.
No.625906
good posters: posters who agree with my opinions or have similar interests to me
bad posters: posters who disagree with me, wesley martin, undertale posters
No.625907
>>625903
hell yeah dude, I am all over being not entirely awful in the comparison context provided by my peers
No.625909
Good posters: waifu
Bad posters: literally everybody else.
No.625910
>>625909
buddy you missed your chance years ago, as far as i know she's still going out with her boyfriend she met off hsg and if you didnt slack it coulda been you
No.625911
>>625909
Don't you have a girlfriend we've never seen before and have no evidence exists rev
No.625912
imagining rev trying to court waifu is kind of terrifying
No.625913
It entertains me profously Alex Jones is for Donald Trump when Alex Jones constantly talks about how evil the Government is for getting involved in the Middle East, when Trump is for carpet bombing wherever ISIS is, and killing the family members of people who joined ISIS, and keeping Guantanamo Bay open.
It's like he's Alex Jones' worst nightmare, but he supports him.
I love America, it's going to hell and I get to watch.
No.625914
is prostitution unconstitutional or just illegal
No.625915
>>625912
didn't he take a picture of his face in bed and post it at angel
rev sure is something
No.625916
No.625917
Can we just admit Donald Trump will do absolutely nothing he promised on the campaign trail if he gets in office. He just wants power and the emotional rush of being president and the financial connections that gives him and nothing more. He would be about as effective as Obama at being president.
No.625918
>>625913
alex jones doesn't have a political ideology, he is a snake oil salesman
No.625919
>>625914
at the national level it is unconstitutional, but the 21st still allows it to be implemented at the state level
I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT BITCH
No.625920
let's dispel with the fiction that barack obama doesnt know what he's doing
No.625921
No but if you actually are voting for Trump and expect him to carry out anything he says he's going to do, you're a giant fucking idiot.
No.625923
>>625919
uh........ lad............................
No.625924
>>625919
Isn't the 21st just a repealing of prohibition of alcohol?
No.625925
the trump supporter guy the bbc was talking to definitely seemed to view voting for trump as something he was doing against people
like he loved trump because "the establishment can't stand him" and "the liberals would go crazy" if he were elected. he talked about that a lot more than any sort of policies.
i wonder how much of that is common. like how much of his support is fueled by a sort of fuck it burn washington to the ground sentiment
No.625926
presidential election 2016 whoever wins we lose
No.625927
>>625903
you're voting for trump
nothing you says matter
you're shit
No.625928
how do the common people regard obama's presidency
No.625929
The United States really is turning into Idiocracy.
No.625930
>>625928
apathy or active disdain
No.625931
>>625928
most people i've talked to seem to regard it as pretty alright albeit disappointing
although a lot of people just hate the guy himself
No.625932
>>625929
I can't take people who take Idiocracy seriously seriously
No.625933
>>625924
yeah at the national level dipshit
you really are a stupid goat fucker aren't you?
No.625935
>>625934
less politics and more cat tats
No.625936
wwanna see some cat tats
gonna see some cat tats
No.625937
>>625932
Ok, it's turning into the bad timeline of back to the future II. How about that.
No.625938
nepetafuckers must be killed
No.625939
>>625933
They were talking about whores
You brought up alcohol
Who's stupid in this situation?
Hint: it ain't me
No.625940
>>625933
You look like more of a bestiality practitioner than rev tbh
No.625941
>>625928
i was an ardent supportiveof his
but when it comes down to it, he was just another establishment democrat
everything he got done was watered down or ineffecient, he bombs countries and drone strikes citizens, it's pretty much same old same old
i think a lot of his ineffeciency came from the republicans actuvely working against him, and i blame them for a lot
but still
if he wasn't coming up with anything good, it doesn't matter if it passed or not
No.625942
i like whores
i frequent them occasionally
can't wait to get paid
gonna get my d s'd by some broad
No.625943
>>625937
can't argue with that 'cause I've never seen any of the Back to the Future movies
No.625944
>>625942
Why not get actual game
No.625946
>>625937
of course it does biff was based on donald trump
No.625947
>>625943
There's a big bully named Biff who got owned in the first movie, but in the second movie he gets a sports almanac from the future and gets a fortune off betting on sports and becomes an entrepreneur millionaire and reduces the protagonist's mom into a gold digger with fake tits and he's basically president and everyone is in poverty and everywhere is a ghetto and there's crime everywhere.
He also looks like Trump.
No.625948
>>625919
no, which is why i was asking, thanks
i probably should have been able to figure it out cause it's legal in nevada I think
No.625949
>>625944
why not be able to get what you want when you want
shit mang if you got a list of girls with pictures just a couple mouse clicks away, why not be picky
and plus it's the only way a 3/10 fat guy like myself has to fug 7-8-9/10s
No.625950
out of all the things BTTF predicted... why did it have to be THIS
No.625951
i saw one of those simpsons episodes that take place in the future when bart and lisa are all grown up and they actually made a joke about trump being president
i wonder how we ended up where we are today
No.625952
No.625953
New(er) video card coming my way
No.625955
>>625949
Why not just find someone you love and not engage in illegal activity just because you're unhealthy and over weight.
No.625956
man, why can't we live in one of the good timelines
like the one where the good guys won WW2
No.625957
>>625955
prostitution shouldn't be illegal
there's no reason for it to be other than puritan values
No.625958
>>625956
And there's no reason you can't judge people who engage in it.
No.625959
No.625960
>>625955
i just like screwing hookers man
if i could find a qt who was into horror, heavy metal, chan culture, and drugs who was single and into me, that'd be great
but until then, i'm gonna nail some nigh anonymous broad for cash
No.625961
No.625962
I wish people weren't shit.
No.625963
No.625964
>>625962
What did you expect we begin cellular development as literal assholes
No.625966
just finished Dishonored for the 7th-ish time i think
i haven't really kept count, plus i've started a few playthroughs that i never finished, and then there's the dlc story which i think i've done 3 times.
i'm already planning what the gimmick will be for the next playthrough. this time it was 'don't buy any supernatural powers, kill anybody in the way, but don't go out of your way to kill everyone'
No.625968
remember ask blogs. remember how only one of them was the drunk mindfang one and all the others sucked
No.625971
>>625970
But
Hasn't trump been divorced like three times?
No.625972
No.625973
>>625971
what the fuck does that have to do with the image
No.625974
>>625973
He's literally quit marriage
Also those bankruptcies
So
No.625975
>>625974
hasn't everyone at some point of their life quit at something
No.625977
>>625975
"Till death do us part"
No.625978
No.625979
finding a hotter wife doesn't really count as quitting
No.625980
what's your favorite homestuck flash hsg
No.625981
>>625980
the only flash i care about is the dc comics super hero
No.625982
No.625983
>>625981
Was I asking you?
No.625984
No.625985
>>625983
you didn't direct the question at anyone specifically, instead opting to direct the question at hsg in general
No.625986
>>625985
what's your favorite homestuck flash
No.625987
>>625980
that "hey it's joey" anal flash
No.625988
wait, are you telling me this isn't a community for people frustrated with being stuck at home
No.625989
No.625990
>tumut goes to whores
his cool guy image, ruined
No.625991
No.625992
>>625986
i dont have one
>>625990
ah yes the cool guy image of a drug addict
No.625993
is saltlick called that cuz horsie wanted to lick them
No.625995
>>625994
You're a tired old man.
No.625996
>>625990
i never was a cool guy
im a sleazy gross fuck
No.625997
>>625992
i've known plenty of cool drug addicts, loser
they aren't cool because they do drugs, but doing drugs doesn't necessarily make them uncool
see what I'm sayin?
No.625999
>>625996
yeah, you are, you stupid fucker
doesn't mean we couldn't be friends
but yeah
No.626000
File: 1456370288386.png (413.52 KB, 1000x1300, 10:13, tumblr_nwwbqtgzRy1tmc53lo1….png)
No.626001
>>625999
are you flirting with me
No.626003
>>626001
*blushes*
n-no way baka clown-kun
don't flatter yourself
No.626004
actually, now that i think about it
this stunning revelation actually just confirms his cool guy persona
because he's real about his grossselazy reality
he'a true to himself
and if after-school specials taught me anything, that's how you be cool
No.626007
>>626002
>>626005
you're a good poster
No.626008
>>625990
Temba, his arms wide
No.626009
>>626002
>thanks for supporting my neck with your monster dong
No.626010
>>626006
not gonna lie i imagine you as the trashman
but like, stoned
No.626011
File: 1456371189151.png (591.51 KB, 1200x1650, 8:11, tumblr_nr81x1rouk1tmc53lo1….png)
No.626012
>>626008
tumut in the brothel (reputation being shattered, in some dialects, upheld)
No.626013
No.626014
No.626015
>>626011
im super jelly of their shoes
where can i get sweet kicks like that
No.626016
File: 1456371399248.jpg (48.61 KB, 800x577, 800:577, 1642223,dmlIx1J9hN_J51 yM2….jpg)
No.626017
>>626013
if you don't like rosemary you might as well eat shit and tattoo your eyes because mother fucker you are
dumb
No.626018
>>626010
mhm, he reflects me very well
im fine with it
i am, or will be, frank reynolds
No.626019
>>626016
he's not as cool as that trashman
No.626020
>>626017
*likes and reblogs*
#truth
No.626021
>>626019
Matt Frewer was uncredited in that one Month Python business pirates short.
He was also the tornado guy in the one episode of Eerie, Indiana
No.626022
>>626017
it's 2016 i thought we as a society were past rosemary
No.626023
No.626024
>>626022
Dude what the fuck drugs are you on who cares about the legitimacy of a homestuck ship lmfao
No.626026
Don't like someone? Call them vfan!
No.626028
>>626025
*stomps on bug* we need to call an exterminator
No.626029
>>626027
TORCHIC A SHIT
GET THE GRASS TYPE
No.626030
>>626021
haha wow that's awesome
who cares rev
No.626031
is john oliver's thing still good i don't watch it frequently
No.626034
>>626027
all the gen 3 things are good, but blaziken is the best
swampert is second, and sceptile is last
No.626035
>>626023
wait
you're a moron
No.626036
>>626034
blaziken failed me last run
no second chances
No.626037
No.626038
No.626039
>>626024
when did saying it was a bad ship turn into a pissing contest about its legitimacy
No.626040
No.626041
>>626039
If you care about the quality of a homestuck ship someone thinks is kinda cute you have fucking issues. You need help.
No.626042
>>626030
He is a good actor
No.626043
>>626040
I'LL STOP YELLING WHEN VFAN GETS OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE
No.626044
at the end of the day, we've all got a chicken-duck thing waiting in the bushes for us
No.626045
>>626038
too late
rev the treecko will save me from this hell
No.626046
definitive
blastoise
feraligatr
sceptile
infernape
serperior
greninja
No.626047
>>626043
Vfan isn't in your face. But if yelling makes you comfortable go ahead keep yelling
No.626048
>>626044
don't sexualize blaziken you degenerate
>>626045
play with the sound muted
No.626050
>>626041
but what does this have to do with rosemary being shit
No.626051
>>626037
who the fuck is vfan
No.626052
>>626050
You. It has everything to do, with you that you have issues, not me.
No.626053
>>626049
lily cause it's a lily pad
No.626054
>>626046
>feraligatr
>sceptile
>infernape
No.626055
im not vfan but im absolutely going to repeatedly flip my shit when people call me vfan and respond to every post that says vfan with accusations
No.626056
>>626044
Don't do it
Don't give in to the cocklust
No.626057
>>626054
dont you shit on feraligatr
i will fuck you up
No.626058
>>626055
I'm not zwid but I won't stop at betraying my promises as an admin and will call out people's post history with reckless abandon.
No.626059
>>626046
>Infernape
the rest isn't awful, though sceptile and serperior aren't the best either
No.626060
No.626062
>>626052
aight nigga but you the one getting upset about somebody not liking a ship
>>626046
literally all of those are shit
No.626063
blaziken is ultra garbage
No.626064
>>626058
people whos post histories i comment on:
you, spam when people call you vfan
james dambro, convicted pedophile and drug addict
wesley, spammer
No.626065
With chicken after chicken being violated, the South Park police are under increasing pressure to solve the case of the Chicken Fucker.
No.626066
i dont even NEED post histories to literally see you flip out and make 20 posts accusing everyone else of being vfan when you're called vfan
No.626067
File: 1456372831241.png (80.05 KB, 750x737, 750:737, 1ed445de-5a1e-41d8-a640-2f….png)
>>626064
>spammer
lmao look at this faggot
No.626069
>>626040
why are you calling poopydot a faggot
No.626071
>>626064
Why won't you just shut the fuck up? jesus
No.626072
File: 1456372952483.png (340.56 KB, 1280x946, 640:473, bb84adbc-60f8-444b-886e-d0….png)
No.626073
grant... why did you have to trigger the scatman...
No.626074
No.626075
>>626064
im clean, actually
also
>convicted pedo
stop making dumb shit up
No.626076
File: 1456373063190.png (32.31 KB, 494x587, 494:587, a23fdf17-4e3b-4271-b04f-3a….png)
No.626077
No.626079
>tfw you're a star poster and grant doesn't hate you
No.626080
>>626074
heres an example of one of your epic freakouts when called vfan
No.626081
grant can you make it bannable for wonk to post without his trip
No.626082
regardless of whether or not you are, you are an awful poster who is probably emotionally unstable
>>626081
i didnt realize this fuckin joker here >>626075 was dambro until he said it just now
No.626083
No.626084
No.626085
>>626080
Do you want me to mock you some more? Because I can continue to point out how dumb you sound through saying "vfan detect
ed", and you can ban me for one hour for spam because you don't have the back bone to ban anyone longer.
>>626082
Vfan detected.
No.626086
Grant thinks I'm an awful poster because I don't like Trump lol
No.626087
allende a clod! allende clod!
No.626088
No.626089
>>626086
you are an awful poster because you are obnoxious
No.626090
No.626091
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
No.626092
No.626093
If Vfan doesn't stop I'm posting the nudes.
No.626094
>wonk disappears from hsg after February
>vfan suddenly appears a little while after
>after the whole vfan saga dies and she fucks off forever, wonk appears again
makes you think...
No.626095
hang on, trying something
No.626096
>>626093
Vfan's "nudes" are still cute
I bet vman is not
No.626097
No.626098
grant does vfan even post anymore
No.626099
>>626089
Your run as admin has been nothing but non stop theatrics from vfan and wesley and drama, and you're calling me obnoxious? When you've failed again and again to contain your skype group from coming here?
No.626100
FORCED NAMES
FORCED NAMES
FORCED NAMES
LET THE END TIMES BEGIN
No.626101
>>626049
i always thought it was sort of weird jynx was changed and 'removed' because it was a stereotype of a black person, but the same controversy happened over Ludicolo for mexicans and Probopass for Jewish people.
I guess it's because Jynx was gen 1 and the public at large cared more about Pokemon. Like that weird guy who thought alakazam was copyright infringement on him.
No.626103
>>626099
yes let me stop a group of people that got together because they posted here from posting here because.......?????????????????????????????????????????????
No.626104
No.626105
just post peridot getting dicked already
No.626106
>>626103
Fuck off skypenig
No.626107
>>626099
don't mention my name in your posts
No.626108
>>626107
Fuck off skypenig
No.626109
>>626107
wesley you are actually one of the worst posters here now
No.626110
skypenigs are indeed the ultimate niggers
but people who want skypenigs or anyone else to be banned because they shitpost wrong are even ultimater niggers
No.626111
>>626105
I only have Peridot getting Joeyed.
No.626112
No.626113
But no seriously grant
who samefags the most
No.626114
if im forced to wear a trip because grant doesnt like me
why doesnt he put a pink triangle on vfan guy,too
No.626115
No.626116
>>626110
Grant's inability to contain drama from leaking from that cesspit is my point. Not banning them altogether, though that does sound delicious.
No.626117
>>626110
Grant's inability to contain drama from leaking from that cesspit is my point. Not banning them altogether, though that does sound delicious.
No.626120
>>626117
why contain it
s'cool
No.626121
I think the 'vaporwave' song actually sounds pretty good. I don't even know if the meme around it is saying it's bad or what.
No.626122
No.626123
>>626119
nice art, but you're still awful
No.626125
File: 1456374240570.png (Spoiler Image, 638.72 KB, 1280x1429, 1280:1429, 1456023544776.png)
No.626126
>>626124
awful art, awful poster
No.626127
if everyone has me filtered
i can do anything i want
im like those students from Another
No.626129
>>626127
I don't filter you :)
No.626130
filtering anyone is for gay stupid babies
gay
stupid
babies
everyone on hsg should feel free to expel their shitposts into this repository of filth
No.626132
No.626133
>>626130
didn't you try to get grant to make me put on a name at one point?
No.626134
>>626130
you ever notice how its always people you should filter that say this
No.626135
No.626136
>>626133
yes i want you to wear a name
but i don't think you should be filtered
No.626137
File: 1456374659038.png (218.83 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nfmza9habg1tmc53lo1….png)
No.626138
>>626137
>butterfly
>not moth
No.626139
THAT'S IT I'M POSTING THE NUDES
No.626140
>>626125
futa is bad and you should feel bad
No.626141
>>626140
futa is alright. it can be pretty bad though.
No.626144
what's the point in posting vfan's nudes if they just get deleted
No.626145
File: 1456374914352.gif (417.26 KB, 348x750, 58:125, tumblr_nrnh6rhrW11tmc53lo1….gif)
No.626146
people should wear names so we can get to know each other and be friends
:o)
No.626147
No.626148
>>626146
unironically this
No.626149
>>626144
it pisses her off
No.626150
>>626148
:oD
so
why that flag
No.626151
No.626152
>>626146
I don't think I have it in me to be a tripfag
No.626153
>>626149
I'm the person you think is vfan, I'm just saying shit gets deleted lickity split so it's kind of a what's the point situation. I don't see how she could get mad at something that gets deleted that fast.
No.626155
No.626158
No.626170
No.626253
what's trump's stance on anime?
No.626256
No.626400
>>626221
subtle, there's one coming out of the closet