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Verily Frumptuous Tafeta Headdresses washed in the ballyhoo of sasquashed Unblemished Pantaloons. For it is the east where Juliet Fadoodles her fandangle and codswalllops the bushwa fiddle faddle
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Why doesn't Radiation tell Hussie to go fuck himself?
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HSG buying the pet petter for roxykitten so he can shitpost in peace
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>>631613
because even though hussie is a numale Toby is a beta fag
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>>631621
no she's really cute...
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why can't i adopt some standards
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probably because i always jerk off to "ugly" people
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>>631625
some of them are so pretty...
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>>631626
yeah pretty ugly lol
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how do i get rid of the ass hairs around my anus
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>>631634
ask your mom to shave them
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>>631639
ask whoever lives with you
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>>631634
shave them (not recommended)
bleaching (???)
don't
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>>631627
Everyone here is ugly. Also, don't say "B-B-B-B-B-BUT I'M NOT UGLY" ya no, you're posting here, you're ugly. Nothing you can ever say will make you handsome, nothing you can ever whine will make you cute. You are ugly and there is nothing you can do about it. And frankly, you calling other people ugly is very hypocritical.
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>>631643
get outta here, vfan
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Dudes here think they're handsome. What a crack up. What a hoot.
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>>631644
What a crack up. What a hoot.
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>>631647
I'm rubber your glue what sticks to me sticks to you
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arriving in the thread like
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Entertain me. Dance for me nerds.
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what makes a person take offense to other people being called ugly
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>>631651
You should reconsider your behavior and judge yourself for your hypocrisy. This is my advice, you need to take it. Take my advice.
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We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves
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last night i had an uncomfortably detailed dream about my parents rejecting me after finding out i was gay
@ my subconscious: kindly fuck off and don't do that again
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I'm reading Deleuze. I forgot how much I loved him.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is one of the only good things to come out of homestuck
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>>631662
does that really seem like a straight person dream to you
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You never walk alone. Even the devil is the lord of flies.
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>>631663
i don't know, i'm not straight
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Fascists who adopt Nietzsche as their mascot always entertain me. Why would Nietzsche ever consider fascism? Did you even read anything he ever wrote? Do you understand why he laid the foundation for the continental philosophy you hate? The truth is Nietzsche would be right besides the Frankfurt School of philosophy had he arrived in time later.
Fascism always astounds me as this parody ideology built upon the logic of incomplete pictures. Which is perfect for the the kind of fast food pretention kind of person that always falls for it, the kind of person who never grows past below the bare minimum of education.
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>>631665
well, neither am i
in case there was still any ambiguity on the topic
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>>631666
oh my god dont make the thread a dumping ground for your musings about shit nobody cares about
dont you have a tumblr
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>MOSCOW: Woman in hijab seen in the city holding child's severed head shouting "Allahu Akhbar" posing a terror threat
classic religion of peace
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>>631668
It seems like you're offended over what nobody cares about.
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>>631669
i'd say "muh refugees" but i don't know russia's stance on taking in massive waves of immigrants (which is probably not terribly receptive given putin's stance on conforming to the laws of islamic immigrants rather than the other way around)
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The western world is a rogue terror state larger than ISIL.
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>>631668
grant was this thread made by wesley
I just want to know if I should expect it to be deleted or not
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guys please, i'm trying to enjoy this firearms magazine, can we not get into the socio-political nonsense this early in the day?
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>crocodile dundee
>space dandy
dundee = dandy????
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guns should be outlawed, not for any moral reason, but just to get sako to shut the hell up about them for five seconds
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>>631677
>>631678
>liking guns makes me sako
fffffffffuck off
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put remote controlled guns on trained eagles and send them into enemy territory
thats my epic plan of war
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>>631675
I'm rereading deluze and guattari and I got a mean lean need to be contrarian
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If there exists one unique great imperial power which is always convinced that its most brutal interests coincide with the Good; if it is true that every year the USA spends more on their military budget than Russia, China, France, England and Germany put together; and if that Nation-State, devoted to military excess, has no public idol other than wealth, no allies other than servants, and no view of other peoples apart from an indifferent, commercial and cynical one; then the basic freedom of States, peoples and individuals consists in doing everything and thinking everything in order to escape, as much as possible, from the commandments, interventions and interference of that imperial power.
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why has this person been spamming wikipedia quotes for two days straight about america being an evil imperial power like the entire world doesn't already know that
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>>631683
Forming grammatically correct sentences is for the normal individual the prerequisite for any submission to social laws. No one is supposed to be ignorant of grammaticality; those who are belong in special institutions. The unity of language is fundamentally political.
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>>631684
hyrule was grander in our minds, than a flat 2d plane. we yearned for a game to expand that old land that we loved.
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>>631676
with each episode having a different director i'm almost surprised space dandy didn't have a crocodile hunter parody episode where he wrestles alien girls to the ground to show off their features
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Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
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>>631687
i need to play shut up and jam gaiden again
it was the most fantastically retarded game i've ever played
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>>631688
hands down greatest rpg of all time
it's criminal undertale is more popular
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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born
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>>631689
the fucking funny part was that it was a mechanically interesting game with each character attacking in entirely different ways on top of being a monument to room-temperature iqs and a mediocre looney tunes movie
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It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned object (although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon; I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores.
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that feeling when no lesbian poltergeist gf
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where the qt3.14pa2t3.14s at
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i cannot get over how horrible reddit is
it lives up to every single stereotype and meme i've ever heard about it, and it just gets more and more evident as i spend more time there
i think it's time to end this experiment
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it's a very gay fucking feeling
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huh
i forgot today was a leap day
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>>631706
why dont ya go leap off a cliff or somethin
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>>631707
how about i leap into your mom's bed instead
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how about i leap into any bed at all because i want to go back to sleep
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i really should have left about two minutes ago
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>>631710
but whats my motivation
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check out this freaky bird
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>>631714
this are some big ol feet
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>>631714
that bird is bald-feathered and made of sticks
what are you trying to pull.......
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>>631714
see, i would really like this picture if the character, show, and fanbase weren't shit.
No.631718
They say “Who’s that guy?”
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>>631714
this but with joey
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>>631713
G3T TH3 FUCK 1N TH1S 4SS
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>>631722
this but with joey
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so whats the deal with 413 and the "blind prophets"
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>>631723
this but with joey
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>>631722
why dont you make me
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>>631724
one of the many threads hussie laid that went nowhere
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>>631727
that's the worst part about hussie's "work backwards to make refrences" style
so much shit goes nowhere just because he laid so many things out
you could write an entirely different homestuck that made just as much sense using different threads of reference
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>>631726
1 WONT H4V3 TO
1T H4S 4 M1ND OF 1TS OWN
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>>631728
it was a viable strategy though
a way to give depth to a story that he was just making up as he went along without much planning. by having so many lingering threads dropped all over the place, he could make it all seem less arbitrary and more robust.
but yeah, the consequence is that there are so many of those he just didn't ever actually pick up on and make the story needlessly complex
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>>631731
it's a strange kind of false depth though
like, you've got the story on this one path, and so many other paths leasing away from it, it makes it seem as though the world of the story is so big, but it's really not
im glad that he didn't make it needlessly complex, but he also made it frustratingly open-ended
maybe he did it to encourage fanworks but he definitely should have predicted that fans would rather focus on self-insert trollfucking fanfics instead of "let's imagine who the blind prophets were"
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>>631729
here let me guess what its thinking right now
>*faaaart*
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>>631735
*G4SP*
HOW D1D YOU KNOW
4RE YOU 4 SEER TOO
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>>631736
pure lucky coincidence
also yes
i see many things, down to even why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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>>631738
1NCR3D1BL3
BUT C4N YOU S33 TH3 TR34SUR3 H1DD3N D33P W1TH1N
*G4P3S*
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even the mras and white nationalists like undertale. don't forget the theory of how determination is the aspect of the whiterace that makes it superior to others (monsters in the game).
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>>631739
i dont see anything there......
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is BLUNDERtale..... racist?! xD
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who thought letting tumblr into hsg was a good idea
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>>631744
its a visual earthbound ripoff
you can SEE the segregation allegory
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David Duke praises Undertale for teaching children about the "Determination inherent in the [white] society" and notes that in "The true ending, peace is brought to the earth by the elimination of the monsters living underground, by the "determined" main character. A perfect allegory for racial realism in the modern world."
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>>631748
>in "The true ending, peace is brought to the earth by the elimination of the monsters living underground
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HOLY SHIT
reading through the last couple of threads to where we are now was horrible
the only glimmer of redemption was MBG being back, but I don't know if it'll be the same now that his schtick is dropped
1488 Race War Now
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Tony "Radiation" Fox, creator of smash hit game Undertale, declined to comment further after he was overheard mentioning that "the number of monsters living underground? Estimates vary but it's about 6 million. Complete coincidence."
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>>631750
what happened again
it's all a blur
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i made it past age 18 i pay my bills i pay my taxes i'll sleep late if i fuckin want to fuck you
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>>631752
constant gender and communism arguments either instigated or fueled by some triptard or another
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>>631754
i just want shitposts and joey, is that too much to ask?
i guess it just goes to show that Homoshit can suck in completely opposite types, including those most prone to argue and ruin everyone else's time
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>>631755
>including those most prone to argue
including people who argue about shitposts and joey
a strange conundrum
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I'd honestly like to think that I'm one of the better trip/namefags around
But that's just me
I try not to rock the boat too much
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>>631757
you are one of the best. you and like two or three others are like vacuum-sealed packages of bread and intact tin cans in a pile of literal rotting garbage, inedible for the filthiest, most deathly ill hobo in the world.
never leave.
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>>631757
I can't even remember a lot about you.
So ok probably
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>>631760
i'd watch it
>>631758
>>631757
who are the other intact cans in the trash heap then
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>>631762
uh
grant
loopy if loopy is still around
Nick's Ass on the rare occasion he still posts
spongo most of the time, with rare exceptions
horsie was good but i haven't seen him in a while
i'm probably forgetting a couple
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>>631763
do flags count as name/trip
i dontthink they do
also rev, xlr, occasional zwid and saltlick
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>>631763
i think that's a pretty solid list
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i hear grant is ripped
i hear grant has a six pack
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>>631764
rev rarely
zwid i hardly ever see post
xlr is pretty bad almost all the time
saltlick is never ever good
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>>631767
xlr is a fine lad tbqh imho
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fact: "mickey" is a better song when it's about a girl.
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i heard that motherfucker had
fifty goddamn dicks
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>>631769
xlr is a borderline almost complete tumbltard who saved wonk's obnoxious ass and occasionally makes good posts
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>>631772
i only judge someone by the content of their posts
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i haven't heard that meme in a long time. A long time...
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>>631773
that's good, but a lot of xlr's posts are agreeing with sjw nonsense, usually from wonk
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>>631775
i havent seen anything fitting that bill in a while
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>>631003
That's a funny picture of Shin Megami Tensei Nine
>>631519
>OJYE
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>>631776
maybe i was just there at an inopportune time then.
still, he doesn't make it onto my list, mostly just because i don't really notice his posts much. they're just kind of bland.
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[in bane voice] speak of the revil and he shall appear
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>>631777
Thank you for the 20+ hour response, rev
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>>631781
I do my best
Regardless of the timescale involved
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tumut is just wonk without all the gendershit and communist arguing
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>>631782
>Remember that one Mary Sue article about Final Fantasy 7’s sexism that made the rounds a couple months back?
no
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*wwalks into vvaudevville*
wwell meet again
dont knoww wwhere
dont knoww wwhen
oh wwell meet again some sunny d
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>>631778
But he writes the coolest bedtime stories
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>>631698
don't buy into it, it's a speculative bubble
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>>631698
one of the most googled things today is "why is there a leap day" or something
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>>631794
it had better be a fucking frog recognition day
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>>631795
It doesn't make sense in any other language fuck off americuck
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would sako's dream be a bird-shaped gun? or maybe a bird that can use a gun?
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>>631800
I'm going to train a falcon to use a gun
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tfw gf for the first time ever
this is good
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>>631801
i'm going to train your mom to take it down to the balls
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>>631801
falcons dont have thumbs though
i dont think thats gonna work
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cold steel and the birb that wields it
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>>631806
Oh sure, why don't you just go tell the Wright brothers that they'll never fly
nothing ever got done with that attitude....
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>>631802
>Felt cosplay
that's rare
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>>631802
that is a good feel
congrats
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>>631813
just like the felt!
*tapdances away*
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My grandfather killed over 600000 Serbs and Jews in Jasenovac, but Simon Wiesenshit never caught him, so he died in peace and quiet.
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>>631818
What about the guy who actually triggered the release mechanism for the Fat Man bomb?
What's HIS kill count?
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>>631817
what do you want, a damned medal?
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MEET YOU ALL THE WAY
MEET YOU ALL THE WAY
KANAYA YEAH
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what the fuck is Homestuck 2.0
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>>631822
why do people keep asking this
no one knows
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>>631822
never heard of it
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>>631822
no one knows
dante basco said he was bringing it to hollywood whatever that means
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Is Hussie's wasting Dante's money now?
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by the pricking of my thumbs, something stupid this way comes
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*wants 2 b in the movie with ruffio*
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so ever since i saw the Hardcore Henry commercial, i've had that little clip from a Queen song "270 degrees, that's why they call me mr fahrenheit, i'm travellin at the speed of light" stuck in my head, i really like it
but upon listening to the whole song i'm really disappointed because i don't like the rest of it and it doesn't show up enough in the song to save it
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>>631825
>>631827
>hiring Andrew hussie to play Andrew hussie, dad (john AND jane), and lord English (but not caliborn)
Mite b gud
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>>631825
oh, so it's hussie and don tabasco trying to pull each other into a beacon's view from sinking ships. yeah good luck with all that shit rufio.
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>>631831
Listen to the doctor who lounge version
It's pretty good
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>>631827
the words "cartoon" and "movie" were used, potentially as examples
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would homestuck: the movie be as big of or more of a flop than homestuck: the game
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>>631837
it's a tie-in flop
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>>631831
>not liking "don't stop me now"
unbelievable
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>>631837
Think of it like shyamalan's avatar movie
There is too much more to fit into ONE film
Also fuck shyamalan with a literal whale
Not the whale's dick, the entire whale, up his ass, dry.
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>>631841
Lore. Lore, not more. Fuck autocorrect.
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>>631837
if it's reali it'll never leave development hell
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Someone tell vfan I'm sorry I told him to blow me I was dealing with some stuff and venting
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>>631842
>>631841
couldn't type with ur autocorrect wtf
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>>631837
the game never relied on actors to stay engaged with the material, so
No.631847
Is anyone else really glad the Grimes meme died
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>>631841
Yes let's sexually assault a majestic aquatic animal because some Indian guy made a bad movie about your favourite children's cartoon
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>>631848
The whale is dead in this theoretical rectal ravaging.
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>>631782
while hilarious i dunno if it's surprising tumblrinas and their outlets pushed a parody piece as legitimate writing
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>>631852
It's not, which is part of the joke.
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why would someone buy a figurine of Vegeta crying like a bitch?
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>>631859
DIBS ON JOEY'S BODY
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Dishonored is unironically one of the best games i've ever played if not the best
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>>631863
aw look
she's pining for the fjords
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>>631863
roxykit watch out, wonk came back
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>>631863
roxkit... no... why do the good die young...
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>>631622
i agree
also is the guy who was bitching about 3ds being too pricey still here
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>>631862
this but with new vegas
and / or fallout 4
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*shakes a box of cookies*
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*shakes a box of cuckies*
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>>631868
>fallout 4 better than new vegas
>in this or any universe
dick-flag guy....
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>>631871
that's niggerclit
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>>631867
uh
if by bitching you mean 'saying it's out of my price range' then yes
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>>631872
i don't care what color their genitals are they have shit taste in vidya
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>tfw flatbread with olive oil, capers, kalamata olives, green olives, basil, red pepper, and garlic served with a fresh garden salad featuring homegrown pepperocini
>to be consumed while smoking a fresh, locally grown batch of an OG Kush/Girl Scout Cookies hybrid strain out of an iced bong
my fucking god i love days off after a long workweek
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>>631875
sounds fantastic buddy
wish i could do it too
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>>631875
>flatbread
>OG Kush/Girl Scout Cookies hybrid
by god does that sound appetizing
but it doesn't compare to this half-filled tin of leftover cold sesame noodles and the last two "caramel delites" girl scout cookies in this box
haha oh god i'm so tired
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if the comic ends do we become homestuck 2.0 general
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i love that chris rock sold girl scout cookies at the oscars ($65000 worth)
i love that this picture exists
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>>631883
Niels Erik Hansen Ph.D.
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aah~ aah~ i can feel you violating my asshole with your dick! please....do it more! uwa~
god i love hentai dialog
i wonder if japanese virgins talk to each other like this when they have sex for the first time simply because they think thats how it works hahah
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>>631871
nah new vegas is better
but fo4 would be close if not for "NO STORY"
i mean fuck, cait is a bae
piper also bae
macready honorabae mention
hancock bae but 2 spooky
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>>631887
curie a bae
hancock a real-nigga-4-lyfe
strong a shit
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>>631887
fo4 would be close if it wasn't a clusterfuck of half-finished gimmicks and ruined mechanics
i've gone on enough rants over on /fog/ but i could bust one out
especially concerning the change in dialogue system and how it basically fucked literally everything up
also
hancock is the bae of all baes and i love him
nick is a close second
piper is "replacement-nora" tier
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>>631873
well
i have an old 3ds i could pass on
a chica i met on pesterchum gifted it to me last year and i don't want to sell it
only problem is nintenjew didn't provide a charger with my n3ds xl so youd have to buy one
also shipping from hawaii is a bitch, idk how much but pesterchick said it was like 15 or 20$ to get it from le florida to here
No.631892
>>631888
>not even hot enough to suck my milk of human kindness
>>631890
my general opinion of fo4 is 'a ton of shit doesn't negate five tons of epic'
but really what the fuck is that dialogue
i wouldn't even care if it doesn't fuck up quests
i had to agree to tell the railroad about an i stitute mission just so i could get the dialogue required for another quest
with old dialogue youd have options for the two different quests
No.631893
>>631892
> 'a ton of shit doesn't negate five tons of epic'
i agree with this in principle but i just don't see the five tons of epic that you do i guess
the gun play is pretty goddamn cool
but i had to get mods to augment it, especially the pipe guns
but yeah i'm not really sure what they were thinking with the dialogue
i know it had to do with the "fully voiced MC" gimmick they decided to implement for no goddamn reason
actually, i feel like a lot of their problems stemmed from dealing with that
No.631894
you fags heard about the homestuck 2.0 stuff straight from dante basco's mouth already?
No.631895
>>631891
huh
well, i'm in britain, so maybe figure out how much shipping it would be first
No.631896
>unironically using the 'word' bae
No.631897
shaving the beard is symbolic of the neutering of males in this age of corporate feel work. Beards depict masculinity and wild testosterone, which makes the globalist slave masters and hr women uncomfortable, as it is proof of individuality and following your own interests rather than bending over to their artificially constructed society.
No.631898
>>631897
>as it is proof of individuality
>if you want to show how much of an individual you are, grow a beard, like all these other men!
i mean, as a guy with a beard i don't have a whole lot of room to talk
but i definitely didn't grow one to show off my masculinity or individuality
No.631899
>When asked about the food shortages provoked by the Sandinistas’ voodoo economic policy, Sanders claimed that bread lines were a sign of a healthy economy, suggesting an equitable distribution of wealth: “It’s funny, sometimes American journalists talk about how bad a country is, that people are lining up for food. That is a good thing! In other countries people don’t line up for food: the rich get the food and the poor starve to death.”
HOLY SHIT
No.631900
>Sanders had a hunch that Cubans actually appreciated living in a one-party state. “The people we met had an almost religious affection for [Fidel Castro]. The revolution there is far deep and more profound than I understood it to be. It really is a revolution in terms of values.”
HOLY SHIT
No.631901
>>631899
yikes
he is not a man of good foreign policy
No.631902
This is fucking great
Bernie supporting Fidel Castro's fucked up cult of personality, holy shit
No.631903
>>631895
oh fugg
aren't 3dses region-locked.
No.631905
I for one, welcome this new era in which usa is getting fucked over whichever president gets elected
No.631906
No.631907
>>631902
>Bernie supporting Fidel Castro's fucked up cult of personality, holy shit
see i don't see that as what he was saying
bernie didn't say that the citizens appreciated it, the reporter did.
to me all benrie is saying is that they worship the guy, which is to be expected in a dictaorship around a cult of personality
not saying that bernie isn't fucking up hard in all that he says on this topic
it's pretty bad
No.631908
>>631903
well shit
thanks for the offer though dude, i'm just going to have to earn money for one like some sort of peasant
No.631909
my room is dry and my nose hurts I hate this
No.631911
I need a humidifier this is dumb
No.631912
>>631908
yeah, sorry bruh
i know the poorfag feels
though living with parents means my one job a week goes straight to vidya
No.631913
>>631911
just piss all over the place
No.631914
>>631893
i guess it's just a matter of taste. also i really, really fucking love fallout, even when the story is shit
the graphics are way better than NV and everything looks gorgeous in the sun, i find the companions (other than dogshit and cucksworth) a lot better than any of the NV ones besides Cass and Boone, the combat is as good as ever, and there's a lot of wasteland out there to explore
maybe i just have low standards
No.631915
>>631896
they are very bae, though
No.631916
all 3ds below firmware like, 1.04 can get custom firmware/homebrew which allow piracy and circumventing region lock
im p sure, anyway
No.631918
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Capcom asked users to record encounters with "rage quitters" in order to help develop a "permanent solution" to the ongoing problem in online matches.
THE FINAL SOLUTION
No.631919
>>631914
nah, nah, i wouldn't say you have low standards, i'm just really kinda vocally critical? i guess?
like, i probably enjoy playing it just as much as you do, and for all the reasons i love the other fallout games
i make a character, pick a specialization, have a grand old time, i really do
i'm just disappointed sometimes about the wasted potential, because it is so good, that it could have been so much better
No.631920
>>631918
well that doesnt sound ominous at all!
No.631921
>>631920
nonsense, capcom simply wants to remove a problematic element of their online community
No.631922
yeah firmwares 10.3.0-28 or below can be downgraded, meaning full cfw and piracy
i cant tell if current firmwares have a homebrew exploit working or not
i dont think so
but 3dses on the 10.3.whatever are good to go for anything
No.631923
>>631919
really the thing that bothers me most is bethesda cannot write for shit
>200 year old ghoul kid in fridge with no mental issues reunites with happy parents who STILL LIVE in their old home and both ghoulified
>more bullshit 'muh evil' vaults with no depth
>BOS pushed as 'hurr we're evil racists'
>bigot and ageism actually used in-game
>other stuff i can't remember
No.631924
>>631923
all we can hope for is obsidian improving the thing
No.631925
>>631923
I liked that one vault quest where its like go find my lost cat
and its just sitting like 100 yards away sitting there
and you don't have to sneak up on it or anything, it offers no resistance or attempts at fleeing
then you proceed to yell at it to go home because the little girl it belongs to misses it
and then the cat gets up and sprints in a straight line back to the vault
No.631927
>>631925
how is that surprising
dogs can do it, obviously cats can too
i mean, it's not like the cat was the mechanist
No.631928
>>631924
Didn't Chris leave obsidian
what's the point of having another fallout game without him
No.631929
>>631928
it's not bethesda
No.631930
what if instead of barney it was bernie and instead of singing sogns about friendship he sung songs about stealing other peoples money because communism is epic
No.631931
>>631927
>cat makes no attempt to go any further
>strange human its never met runs up to it and it doesn't show any timidness
>strange human its never met than tells it to go "go home because sara misses you!"
>cat immediately understands and sprints at top speed back to owner
No.631932
>>631930
>le taxes is theft meme
>le democratic socialism = communism meme
incredible discourse my friend
well memed xD
No.631933
NO MORE POLITICS EVER
NOPE NOPE NOPE CAN'T HEAR YOU
No.631934
>>631933
see this is why you're the :o) clown and i'm the Do: clown
No.631935
>>631932
i was making a shitpost and you ahve to go and get a stick up your ass oh my gosh
No.631936
No.631937
>>631934
there is a certain duality to it, indeed
No.631938
>>631931
i was being sarcastic
that quest is absolute shit
i hope bethesda doesn't clue in to the fact that Obsidian will forever make them look like idiots
No.631939
No.631941
>>631938
oh okey dokey
yeah i felt a lot of quests in general were almost stupidly simplistic
>random farmer knows exact location of raider stronghold half the state away
No.631942
>>631941
i'm legitimately concerned bethesda won't wanr them making another fallout game because literally everyone uses NV as a base for saying FO3 and FO4 are shit, despite the first two games being silly as well
No.631943
help us there are ghouls right next door!
>one ghoul literally on the other side of the map
fuckin' weirdo racist farmers...
No.631944
>>631943
literally what the fuck was the railroad quest with the randolph station
>go to this place with 3 bloodbugs
they sent me to ONE good place but that was it
i thought they were synths just because they never made me kill synths
No.631945
them gen 1s is good boys
they dindu nuffin
they need mo money fo mo programmin
No.631946
>>631864
she's pining for something else
No.631947
>>631946
to hear the lamentations of her enemies' women?
No.631948
>>631947
yes
specifically, jadepup
No.631949
HSG, how do you know when you're falling in love?~
No.631950
Why the fuck are the home console fire emblems so expensive jesus fuck
No.631951
>>631949
when you lays eyes on me, you'll just know
No.631952
>>631949
you can tell by when you have an boners
No.631953
>>631950
because console games are now "the good shit" nintendo keeps on the top shelves in the back of the store
welcome to the mobile market
No.631954
No.631955
now i kind of want to replay path of radiance
but i don't want to dig out old faithful just for that
No.631956
>>631954
Setting and Environment was better in 3, but NV was the better game IMO
No.631957
>>631952
He must love me a lot
No.631958
it feels good to live in a first world country
No.631959
>>631956
Nightkin and Night Stalkers, too!
No.631960
why do you like the thing
No.631961
>>631959
Nightkin were fun, night stalkers can suck a dick in hell
No.631962
>>631961
Take the animal friend perks, dumbass
No.631963
No.631964
>>631962
whoa man you're revving up to fast for me, lets take it slow
but i've actually never dabbled in those perks in any fallout, believe it or not
i never did it purposely, i just kinda realized it now
No.631965
Manhole is pretty gud.
Shiki is pretty shit.
No.631966
>>631964
Like ten minutes ago I did the quest to go find animal eggs for this thorn arena? I have the animal friend perks and walked in and out of the night stalker cave without firing a single shot
No.631967
David Bowie was pretty shit.
Also I thought he was dead YEARS before he was actually dead.
No.631968
I just woke up ask me anything
No.631969
>>631968
How's your sex life?
No.631970
>>631968
How do you know when you're in love?
No.631971
>>631969
my phone's been dead all day and I have shit to do, but I was probably gonna suck a dick today had I woken at a normal time
No.631973
Do people really still believe in "Honest Politicians?"
No.631974
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No.631975
>>631970
Who's the lucky toast, egghead?
No.631976
>>631970
I've been in love like once I guess? it sort of feels like wanting to be around them all the time, but also it feels dangerous?
No.631977
>>631968
why are cocks so delicious and enticing
No.631978
Avatar ripped off Fullmetal Alchemist pretty bad.
No.631979
>>631977
Because you come from a long and illustrious line of cocksuckers, so loving its taste is bred into you
No.631980
What was the last good horror movie that the united states produced HSG?
In my opinion it was probably Splice but I could be missing one or two things. Also parodies don't count.
No.631981
>>631979
when you think about it, don't we all technically descend from a long line of people who loved the dick
No.631982
>>631981
Loving dick, and loving the TASTE of dick, are different
No.631983
>>631980
Remember when Arizona passed a law because of Splice?
No.631984
Co-op Multiplayer games that you can play with an actual person and not an internet asshole > Single Player games > SHIT> Online multiplayer games
No.631985
>>631983
NO! but I want too. Tell me more.
No.631986
No.631987
I don't read Homestuck anymore. Are all the shit characters dead yet?
No.631988
>>631987
No. We are still getting new shit characters.
No.631989
You can't trust people with small hands.
No.631990
>>631988
Why hasn't Caliborn killed them all? WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG?
No.631991
>>631977
there are some things we were not meant to understand, just enjoy
No.631992
i wanna suck a diiiiiiiick
wont you let me suck a diiiiiiiick
a thick dick
a ladydick
any kind of diiiiiiiick
No.631993
No.631995
I would like to take a consequence-free month-long break from existing
No.631996
Every insult ever developed by the internet BUT ESPECIALLY on chans is shit. Which is why you never hear people call other people "Fedoralords, betas, white knights, weeaboos, landwhales, etc... in real life.
No.631997
No.631998
>>631996
Calling weebs Weeaboos and calling fat girls whales is definitely real irl...
No.631999
>>631996
and yet you're eternally a cuck
No.632000
>>631996
Shit like that is fine piecemeal, it's kids showing up late to the party who adopt them wholesale and consider them a crux of communication on these gutterscum imageboards that are the real problem
>>631998
normies don't know the word weeaboo
No.632001
>>632000
>normies don't know the word weeaboo
I bet you think they don't know the word meme or pepe either
No.632002
>>632001
no but they think meme means image macro
No.632003
>>632002
Yeah in the snapchat way not the reddit way
No.632004
>>632002
God how I hate advice dog and its spin offs.
No.632005
No.632008
Naruto is better Than Dragonball.
No.632009
If ONLY Mike Brown hadn't robbed the store, strong-armed the clerk and tried to take the cop's gun from him, he'd still be alive today.
No.632010
>>632008
youre a stinky dinky cock
No.632011
Congrats to Michael Brown for more than a year crime free
No.632012
mike brown more like mike shot
No.632013
>>632010
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
No.632014
Here is a picture of our supposed President Barack Hussein Obama with you won't believe who! None other then the Leader of ISIS the Radical Muslim Terrorist Group Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi himself. They are best friends people and not only is that disgusting but Baghdadi is just a puppet of Obama's. President Obama is the actual Leader of ISIS he is the actual Caliph for the Caliphate. He wants to rule the whole world just like Hitler. We need to prepare ourselves for war not later but right now because ISIS is here as you plainly could see from the Terrorist Attack in San Bernardino CA. God Bless Everyone who believes and to those of you that don't stop being stupid and open your eyes already.
No.632015
Why are all the young adult books made today about post apocalyptic wastelands starring young spunky teens fightin against the MAN.
No.632017
Should I face Maxie or train a bit to level 40
also r8 my team
No.632018
You people have too much money ;)
No.632019
>>632014
that is like pretty clearly not obama
No.632020
>>632019
whoops forgot my trip lol
No.632021
Tripfags today are all so boring. All they care about is politics. In my day we pissed people off with style and grace.
No.632022
>>632019
fuck you for making me see this
No.632023
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No.632025
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>>632022
i dunno what you're talkin about mate that's like one of the best sol's ever
No.632026
i think i'm beginning to submit
i think i'm beginning to get... revved up
No.632027
>>632021
UNIRONIC GENDER DISCUSSION
No.632028
Just a Panromantic Demisexual Girl who is Multi-Fandom Trash.
No.632029
Have you given thanks to the LORD today.
No.632030
>>632017
don't train and get raped
No.632031
Would that it twere so simple
No.632032
>>632019
>crossdressing sollux
sure, cool
>blood-tinted skin
shit
No.632033
No.632034
>>632032
>nothing about that face
No.632035
>>632033
would that it twere so simple
No.632036
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No.632040
>>632036
>>632037
would that it twere so simple
No.632041
>>632040
would that it twere so simple
No.632042
it would, were it so simple
No.632043
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No.632044
would that it twerk so simple
No.632045
>>632043
>broken image
oh thank god I don't have to look at it
No.632046
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No.632047
>>632046
I wish I didn't have to look at this
No.632048
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>>632047
secretary!sollux au, man
it's a good au
No.632049
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No.632053
i should have saw that coming by now
No.632054
What does porygon mean in Japanese?
No.632056
>>632053
what did it use
psybeam?
No.632057
No.632058
>>632016
I. Will. Pay. You. A. Billion dollars. If you post. this. on. your facebook. and show. results.
No.632059
No.632060
>>632058
stop. talking. like. that. faggot.
No.632061
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.632062
What's the difference between psybeam and psychic anyway?
No.632064
>>632062
psychic has more attack power
No.632065
>>632062
one is a beam and the other's a kick
No.632066
>>632060
This. is just. my. Christopher Walken. impression.
No.632067
>>632058
I don't have a facebook
No.632068
i'm having a hard time telling these osomatsu san characters apart
No.632069
>>632067
Do. You. Have. A tumblr?
No.632070
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No.632074
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>632068
that's the joke
they all look the same!
*rimshot*
No.632075
>>632062
psychic is stronger
No.632076
No.632077
I'm going to train my gyardos to level 100 and then head back to pallet town and then just murder pidgeys for an hour or so.
No.632078
>>632071
find me a blog that already has it posted so i can reblog it
No.632079
>>631967
>David Bowie was pretty shit
you take that right the fuck back, faggot
No.632080
god fucking damn it, jeb was one of my only hopes against flannery
looks like i have to rely on cletus...
No.632081
And to make it interesting I'm going to not use any healing items on my gyardos. I'm going to see how long it takes for the pidgeys and rattatas to kill him and set a world record.
No.632082
No.632083
Why is it so easy to level up your starter pokemon but everything else takes forever to get exp?
No.632084
We wuz magnitude and shiet
No.632085
>>632081
protip: he'll die from struggle before the pidgeys and rattatas kill him
if they don't have quick attack they won't even hit him at all
No.632086
name this worthless mistake
No.632087
>>632085
I won't use struggle either. And the fact that the pidgeys and rattatas might not have quick attack is just part of the challenge.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE IN MASOCHISM
No.632088
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No.632090
What's Doctor Doom's classpect HSG?
No.632091
>>632063
For whatever reason back when the A1 trolls were introduced I always took issue somehow with why they were now the canon identities of the A2 ancestors, because I thought it like shat on what was already established or some bologna. It just occurred to me that it all coexists somehow like the guardians becoming kids in B2
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No.632096
Name the TOP 5 worst homestuck characters.
No.632097
>>632096
>Jake
>Jake
>Jake
>Jake
>Jake
>Gamzee, even though he is also the best
No.632098
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>>632096
what are your top 5 favorite characters?
>>632097
>>Gamzee, even though he is also the best
tricky
No.632099
>>632096
Hussie
Dave
Dirk
Karkat
John
No.632100
>>632098
Midnight Crew and Caliborn.
No.632101
>>632096
vriska
(vriska)
fuck
ok
everyone
No.632102
>>632083
'cuz your starter's got a headstart on exp already so the grind's easier and doesn't take as long compared to grinding up every other pokeyman not of similar level
No.632103
>>632096
gamzee
kurloz
the grand highblood
jake
vriska
No.632104
>>632100
there's your list of the worse
heyo
*rimshot*
No.632105
Can you imagine what life would have been like if internet memes had existed in the 80s?
No.632106
>>632096
dirk/jake/roxy/jane and dave
five worst trolls are vriska tavros feferi equius and terezi
No.632109
>>632106
wait wait no worst trolls are vriska tavros feferi kanaya and sollux
No.632110
>>632106
>Equius
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.632111
>>632097
>>632103
why does everyone hate jake the most
No.632112
>>632106
>tavros
okay, that's fair
>terezi
FUCK you
No.632113
>>632107
bro are you peeping on bathing old people
No.632114
No.632115
>>632109
>kanaya
STILL fuck you
No.632116
>>632111
i like jake more than jane
No.632117
Best troll has and will always be eri.
No.632118
>>632109
WAIT DOUBLE FUCK YOU KANAYA IS GREAT
No.632119
>>632110
patience gentle sperglord i revised me list >>632109
>>632115
kanaya is fucking boring and contributed essentially nothing to the plot besides the matriorb
No.632120
>liking any of the characters introduced in act 6 onward other than Caliborn.
No.632121
>>632115
>>632118
Great proof Kanaya is awful.
No.632122
oh man
where'd these haters come from
No.632123
>>632111
he's dumb
like, really dumb
No.632124
>>632119
>Kanaya
>boring
I know this is a common opinion but consider: it's shit and a sign of poor reading comprehension
No.632125
Ha! I've done the impossible. I've made HSG have a homestuck discussion.
No.632126
Shit tripfags liking a shitty character. Wow.
No.632127
No.632128
No.632129
Best 3 Characters: Gamzee, Equius, Nep
Worst 3 Characters: Gamzee, Tavros, Jake
okay i was honest this time
No.632130
>>632111
i think it was because he was generally just disappointing as far as being poppop goes and also lugging around a shitton of stupid pointless pasta drama (ie dirk and jane)
No.632131
listen
just try it once
i'm sure you'll like it
No.632132
No.632133
factually the troll roster could've been pared down to karkat/sollux/gamzee and aradia/terezi/vriska with one of them getting shuffled around to having space as an element and we wouldn't have missed anything in the actual plot
No.632134
>>632133
Does Sollux become Lord English?
No.632135
>>632133
>sollux and aradia
>relevant
No.632136
>>632133
making Hussie's writing more minimal sounds like a great idea, considering how bloated it is, but all the fun in his writing is due to its density and intricacy
No.632137
>>632133
man yeah that would've been great. that and the pre-scratch trolls never existing at all
No.632138
>>632133
didn't equius make robo ara though
No.632139
>>632137
wait what am I saying I mean fuck you where's eri
his meme magic is so weak.. i couldn't even feel it
No.632140
>>632096
tavros
gamzee
kankri
jasprose
roxy
No.632141
>>632136
the writing was fun when it was just the kids and carapacians, lots of characters aren't required
No.632142
>>632134
probably
>>632136
hussie's writing is dense and intricate insofar as much as he leaves himself fifty billion threads to work with and then does nothing with almost all of them
>>632138
yes but it's not as though an android body couldn't be alchemized if one of them was really assed about it, or shifting over the roboticist angle to sollux
No.632143
>>632139
you disgraced our prince
now we have to kill you
No.632144
No.632145
what if hsg makes a homestuck 2.0 and rewrite the whole thing starting from act 5
No.632146
>>632145
better idea: we kill hussie and ensure that nothing homestuck-related is ever made again
No.632147
>>632133
>kanaya not relevant
>"Oh j-just shuffle one of them to have space"
No.632148
>>632147
youre waifu is fuckign boring
No.632149
what if /v/ makes a homestuck 2.0 and rewrite the whole thing starting from act 4
No.632150
meenah has been around longer than feferi has
No.632151
>>632135
eh fair enough sollux could easily be replaced with any of the other male trolls, probably equius to clear up that bit about robot aradia
though i like eridan enough he could take over as a third male
>>632147
>kanaya being relevant outside of the necessary space half of space/time and frog breeding
>ever
No.632152
what if dante makes a homestuck 2.0 and rewrite the whole thing starting from act 4
No.632153
No.632154
>>632150
the Pisces shirts in the WP warehouse have been around longer than both
No.632156
Remember the hemospectrum?
Good thing that never came up again, post-Murderstuck
No.632157
>>632148
Ara is my waifu Kan is just a good character
>>632151
>>kanaya being relevant outside of the necessary space half of space/time and frog breeding
>kanaya being relevant outside of a fucking huge part of the story
wew lad
she also killed eri and gamz
No.632158
Which has more irrelevant characters?
Homestuck or Game of Thrones?
No.632160
>>632157
because literally anybody else couldn't have killed them
No.632161
>>632158
homeshit has infinite iterations of irrelevant characters
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No.632163
>>632157
>she also killed gamz
No.632164
Kanaya didn't kill Gamzee. He's Gamzee.
No.632165
Is it possible for hussie to make so many irrelevant characters that the Homestuck universe starts to expand to the point of collapse?
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No.632169
>>632168
Well it isn't shown whether he's dead or not but I mean like his body was physically destroyed
idc if two half gamzees are wriggling around on the floor he's dead at that point
No.632170
>>632166
gamzee didn't die when he got shot repeatably by caliborn
plus he got stabbed repeatably in the chest by terezi
also that was retcon'd
No.632171
>>632170
Yeah but those didn't physically dismember him
No.632172
only kanayas mary sue powers can overpower gamzees
No.632174
>>632171
he could have regenerated
No.632175
>>632169
you're beyond retarded wew
No.632176
>>632173
>hussie being consistent
>>632174
We've literally never seen that
>>632175
No u
No.632177
>>632172
consider the following
hussies waifu who literally had aaaaaaaall the luck
No.632178
kanaya is shit
rainbow drinkers are retarded
No.632179
Kanaya is just an outdated Twilight Joke who is also a lesbian.
That's it. That's her whole character.
No.632180
>>632176
how else did he recover his bullet wounds
No.632182
>>632181
follow wonk's steps and attempt suicide
No.632183
>homestuck discussion
did i walk into bizarro hsg
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No.632185
No.632186
I would like to find girls that used to be into homestuck cosplay, and then have sex with them because of their low self esteem
No.632187
>>632179
I bet you think DIO is too
>>632180
Healing is not regeneration
That's different from growing two separated parts together
No.632188
>>632183
It's all my fault.
I should have tried to start a fate/stay night discussion.
No.632189
>>632181
90% of the time he doesnt even do anything except sit in the background and honk through the fucking vents
No.632190
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>>632187
OH ARE WE GOING TO HAVE THIS DISCUSSION?
No.632191
>>632189
You say that like its a bad thing
No.632192
>>632191
it is certainly nothing great
No.632193
Have we ever talked about how Hussie made Mituna the 4chan character without even knowing what the fuck 4chan is?
No.632194
>>632192
well John Mcclane fuckin' loves vents and he's cool
No.632195
>>632179
also dress-up, being sun-resistant (probably as shit foreshadowing to being a not-vampire) and sewing
No.632196
Have we ever talked about how John is dumber than the average shonen jump protagonist?
No.632197
>>632193
i'm pretty sure he knows 4chan is an imageboard with a bunch of angry weeaboos and frankly that's a complete description
No.632198
>made a tinder like a week ago to norm it up bc I was bored
>disgusting "😂😂👌💋"-tier girls and shit taste Fifa playing chads
>remember that I hate this scum
>check in again today on a whim
>pic related's really into me
Whyyyyyyyyyyy must life continue to not be good
No.632199
>>632198
she looks cute though?
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No.632201
>>632198
why the fuck are you angry about a nigress being into you? you'd have a lot in common, so to speak
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No.632203
>>632200
give her my snapchat
No.632204
>>632198
she's a qt3.14 though
put it in the back of her knee
No.632205
>>632197
you would have thought that by the time of the Dancestors reveal that his entourage would have him convinced 4chan was the evil hack misogynerd lair
No.632206
I don't judge any girl based on their fandom of choice.
Except for Hetalia fans.
No.632207
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No.632208
>>632205
nah hussie was making fun of sjws back then
No.632209
>>632201
>>632202
>>632203
Do you not understand
I can't fuck her bc cousin
But just look at her she's a bengali qt aaaaa
>>632204
Maybe
I mean-- that's not really cheating is it
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No.632212
>>632205
piggus diggory probably at least gave him some excuse of why she went there, like "4chan has bad moments but it's no 8chan at least XD"
but then..........
No.632213
>tfw a girl complimented me on my looks for no reason
I don't understand. I'm HIDEOUS.
No.632214
>>632213
pics or you deserved the compliment
c'mon revive the soc thread it's so dead
No.632215
>>632213
was it a cute girl
No.632216
>>632209
>bc cousin
cousins are far enough away genetically that there's an infinitesimally small risk of incest-related birth defects
you know what must be done
No.632217
>>632214
No way man. Besides you already have pics of me.
>>632215
YES. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
No.632218
>>632214
is your hunger for dicks never ceasing, salt
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No.632220
>>632209
are
are you seriously worried about cheating on your cousin
she's your fucking cousin
No.632221
>>632209
>Do you not understand
>I can't fuck her bc cousin
>But just look at her she's a bengali qt aaaaa
No.632222
>>632218
1) I like to see HSG poster's faces, it makes the community feel more real
2) my instinct whenever someone says they're ugly is to contradict them and I can't do that in good faith if I don't know what someone looks like
cute people are just gravy
>>632217
well which one are you then
No.632223
is this stupid fucker actually going to marry his goddamn cousin
No.632224
No.632225
and so the niggycuck prophecy is fulfilled....
No.632226
>>632216
Do you seriously not know who I, ADONIS, am? That girl is not my cousin
>>632220
If she finds out I'll lose out on 270 degrees of pussi at the very least
Worse things might also happen
No.632227
>>632226
cletus you already disrespect her enough to post her nudes and call yourself cousinfucker
why not cheat on her, it can't make you any worse
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No.632229
>>632226
then break up with her you fucking moron
stop fucking your goddamn cousin
No.632230
ask if she's up for a threesome
No.632231
>>632227
this logic is flawless
No.632232
>>632228
I've seen pictures of you, sure, but they're literal years old. the you of a few years ago looked nondescript and probably would be fine with a new haircut and some acne cream. "hideous" is sort of an overstatement
No.632233
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>I can't cheat on my amputee cousin! that'd be wrong!
No.632234
Give me her info so I can cuck you cletus
No.632235
you shouldn't need the need to break up with her, you shouldn't even be dating her, she's your fucking cousin
STOP FUCKING YOUR COUSINAAAAAAAAHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.632236
>>632227
>>632229
No! I really like her and she has nobody else
>>632230
Maybe we can work something out...
Idk cousin is really straight and vanilla
But on the flip side qt probably won't mind the poo in le bag
No.632237
>>632232
Actually I've been thinking of going bald but I'm afraid of how it would look.
No.632238
what kind of man can't juggle two ladies
No.632239
>>632236
>and she has nobody else
stop emotionally manipulating your cousin into a relationship you fucking freak
stop taking advantage of her you fucking monster
No.632240
Reminder that Cletus's cousin is also disabled.
No.632241
>>632226
oh YOU'RE cousinfucker
i haven't paid attention to hsg since october or november of last year up until a few days ago so it's been a roller coaster figuring out which trips are whoring for attention under which identities now
No.632242
>>632236
>But on the flip side qt probably won't mind the poo in le bag
I don't quite know what this means but hey, do me a favor and do not clarify any further
also
>she has nobody else
yeah that's why it's FUCKING CREEPY that you fuck your lonely amputee cousin, sex and one-sided vulnerability is a really bad mix
No.632243
also don't cheat on your cousin for fuck's sake
No.632244
>>632242
his cousin has a colostomy bag because she was crippled in a car accident
No.632245
I think you should not have sex with blood relatives but what do I know
No.632246
>"Stop fucking this woman who's agreed to fuck you! You evil bastard hitter satan!!!!"
>"why not just cheat on her?"
Stop pretending you care about her you just like being outraged
No.632247
>>632242
his cousin has a colonscopy bag so she poos out her torso
also remember when Cletus basically admitted that he feels fucking her is fine, because no one else would
No.632248
>mfw cletus starts cheating on his cousin
>mfw she finds out and spills the beans to her family
>mfw cletus is forever an outcast
No.632249
>>632245
>not keeping the bloodline pure
>2020 - 4
No.632250
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I don't do photoshop.
But maybe if I post this someone will feel the need to make it related to either Cletus or Homestuck.
I don't know anythings possible.
No.632251
"i'm not just taking advantage of my crippled cousin for sex! it's about LOVE!" - man who is about to cheat on his cousin at the first convenience
No.632252
>>632246
I don't want you to cheat on her either
I also want you to have a normal healthy relationship with someone who's not your blood fucking relative
> she agreed to it so it's somehow OK
not understand what emotional manipulation is? It means that you took advantage of the fact that she was lonely and thought no one would ever love her so you could put your dick in her you fucking monster
No.632253
>>632250
I love how old comic characters speak-- its so dynamic!
>>632251
Nigger I was like "no I don't want to do this why she gotta be cute"
No.632254
>>632246
>Stop pretending you care about her
who are you telling this to
No.632255
>>632254
All of hsg
Except for le sponge
No.632257
>>632246
not to get totally #tumblr on this thread but the point here is the conditions under which that agreement occurred. you hold a LOT of power over her, you said yourself she has no-one else. what would you do if she wanted to cut it off? I would love to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you wouldn't threaten her into recanting, but honestly you kind of suck? and even if you are being even-handed about this and would respect her retraction of consent, does she know that? we have only your word to go on that this is a symmetric relationship, for all we know you're lying or in denial and it's abusive
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No.632259
>>632257
this isnt tumblr this is basic human decency 101
No.632260
>>632257
>not to get totally #tumblr on this thread
post hidden at this point
No.632261
>>632260
you would hide a post that basically says "don't rape people"
No.632262
>>632259
>tumblr
>basic human decency
No.632263
>>632262
>you
>reading comprehension
No.632264
>>632263
>reading comprehension
No.632265
>tfw you get such an adrenaline rush from hating someone that you start dissociating
No.632266
don't want to be a libcuckian idiot!
No.632267
Pope Boniface bless this general
No.632269
why can't I just be good at braiding my hair already. I just want to be able to do something cool with my hair that also keeps it out of my g d face
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No.632271
>>632269
why can't you be good at posting
No.632272
>>632269
suck it up and ponytail it
No.632273
>>632270
oh man imma keep this open for awhile
these are interesting results
No.632274
No.632276
>Item of the month delayed
to the surprise of literally no one
No.632277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
folk metal
anyone like it here
because its rad
No.632278
>>632261
yeah because i got that from the first 8 words moron
No.632279
>gift wrap's back in tf2
yay
>now works through steam trading meaning escrow for non-big brother accounts applies
not yay
No.632280
>>632279
I didn't even know gift wrap left.
They changed snowycoast though I'm a bit interested in that.
Have they done anything with robot destruction in the past like year? I used to play it a fair bit.
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No.632282
its weird
as much as i shit on fallout 4, i keep playing it
huh
No.632283
>>632269
braiding hair seems like fucking magic i stg
i just wish my hair grew in such a way that i could have a ponytail or something or a bun
No.632284
>>632281
Oh no I read that hours ago. I was just mostly talking to myself.
No.632285
>ron paul is an anti-trump cuck
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No.632288
trump is literally the fascist candidate
No.632289
>>632288
bernie is literally the communist candidate
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No.632291
>>632289
democratic socialism =/= communism
did you learn nothing in school
No.632292
>>632288
hillary is literally the islamist candidate
No.632293
this is the best election ever
No.632294
>>632293
You realize that the wall isn't going to be a literal wall right
No.632295
cruz is literally the anarcho-syndicalist candidate
No.632296
>>632293
i want trump in sheerly because of the asshurt
and it's not like we've not had a dipshit president who delivered nothing of what he promised within the last eight years or anything
No.632297
>>632296
Trump winning election night will break the internet. There will be 100x the asshurt as when Zimmerman walked free.
No.632298
>>632294
don't we already have a literal wall
No.632299
Trump will fund and direct the Homestuck show on HBO
No.632300
>>632298
Yeah but it doesn't cover the whole border
we have a river that's an effective moat too
you know what? neither the literal wall nor the literal moat are that fantastic at keeping people out.
No.632301
>>632297
i'm ready and waiting for god-emperor trump
>>632299
probably the best possible outcome of it
No.632302
I know people have recurring dreams- do you guys have recurring settings in your dreams? I have a bunch that keep cropping up
No.632303
>>632294
hey champ you're on my ignore list so I can't read your posts
No.632304
>brokenspacepussy has to hide posts
lol!
No.632306
what if I wasn't too hyper to do anything creative
No.632307
>>632303
And yet you replied anyway
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No.632309
>>632307
it stills shows their name if someone replies to you. Didn't you know that? Didn't you know how 8chan's system works? Nah you didn't.
No.632310
Should I get Persona 3 on the PS2 or should I emulate the psp version
No.632312
>>632310
emulate the ps2 version
No.632313
hey HSG what should I write a poem about
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No.632316
>>632314
>>632315
I did briefly consider writing a poem about my hemorrhoids
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No.632320
the US should just become isolationist again and worry about its own problems instead of wondering which desert to bomb
No.632321
>>632320
but that would mean we stop (publicly) meddling in other countries' affairs and we can't have that apparently
No.632322
>>632320
the answer is all of them
No.632323
>>632320
so you're saying we should cut all aid to israel?
No.632324
>>632323
of fucking course we should
No.632325
*into mic* check, check... we're good? alright
*clears throat*
free palestine
No.632326
No.632327
how does the jewish side of tumblr feel about palestine
No.632328
>>632323
Of course we should cut israel funding
they dug their pit, let them die in it.
No.632329
No.632330
>>632323
we should absolutely stop funding a terrorist state
No.632332
like seriously spacebar was that a legit question
No.632333
spacebar are you listening to me
No.632334
>>632331
he thought it was a gotcha
because he thinks all liberals/non-interventionists love israel? i dunno
No.632335
*transforms into a penis*
No.632336
>>632334
i used serious twice so i deleted the post and just reposted it with something else
No.632337
who the hell started that "down with cis" "meme" "anyways"
No.632338
>>632336
thanks, I have eyes, I can see that
No.632339
>>632337
like 2 years ago someone made a dumb text post, as tumblr is want to do
then like a year after that post, people forced it into a meme
No.632340
>>632338
i was just giving the reason, sorry
No.632341
>>632337
tumblr user autisticdavekat
No.632342
>>632327
some anti-sjw told an incredibly fake story about a whole bus full of trans people wearing "down with cis" shirts who beat up their friend for being cisgender
No.632343
>>632342
fuck off saltcock you're the reason people forced it into a meme in the first place
No.632344
>>632339
that sounds about right, what i recall is that it stemmed from a blatantly obvious joke post where a poor innocent cis male is beaten to near-death by trannies in "down with cis" shirts and then a bunch of not-actually-trannies on tumblr took it fucking seriously and made a maymay out of it
>>632341
>autistic homestuck url
i should have known
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No.632346
>>632343
... ??? literally what are you talking about