No.632347
>>632346
It was a dumb joke post, there are thousands of them.
It existed for like a year before someone found it, got upset, and made it into a meme.
No.632350
>>632337
I don't know who started the meme, but the phrase started with tumblr user foreverhonest, who posted a clearly fake story about a bunch of trans people in a bus that drove up to them and their friend, got out, and beat the shit out of them, all while wearing shirts that said "down with cis"
peole acted like they believed it, and i think they did, but when trans tumblr saw it they immediately started joking about it
because it's hilarious
No.632351
>>632347
what does that have to do with me?
No.632352
oh man I found some dvds i could probably just burn persona 3 to one of those
No.632353
No.632354
>>632350
sounds like it should've died peacefully but now teenagers repeat it to eachother and huff and stomp if somebody doesn't think it's funny
No.632355
>>632351
because your post sounded like you thought it was Good and Just to make fun of the post as an "anti-sjw" post when it was a fucking joke post like thousands of other obviously fake joke posts
Like, it can be funny sometimes, but it was real aggravating for a while how people wouldn't shut up about how it was transphobic or some other dumb nonsense.
also >>632354 partially
No.632356
>>632355
why are you bootybothered about this thing you don't know very much about
No.632357
how did the meme gain its association with bad art?
No.632358
>>632354
well it was being treated as true
and then when trans people saw it they were like "what's with this cis nonsense" and turned it into a joke
and so it became an in-joke to say "down with cis" as if they were a part of the club that rode around in the bus beating up cis people, because it's funny the lengths people will go to to try and make trans people and sjw's into bad guys
but then those same cis people were like "wweh don't say down with cis it's mean"
and trans people were like "lol whatever, you started it"
but the cis people won't stop bitching and moaning
so really, you can blame them
No.632359
I already regret this margarita.
No.632360
>>632356
>you don't know very much about
what
also I'm bothered because
>but it was real aggravating for a while how people wouldn't shut up about how it was transphobic or some other dumb nonsense.
No.632361
>>632357
because artists drew characters in down with cis shirts for kicks
No.632362
>>632348
it's been almost 2 years since we were exiled but here we are, still alive
hsg should be discussed as a legend
No.632363
No.632364
>>632357
because it became the new tumblr meme to take it seriously and draw everyone wearing a shirt that said it
No.632365
>>632359
that dog video is still sending
No.632367
>>632348
I went to respond to it but the thread's dead
No.632368
>>632360
I'm just saying, you're missing a lot of context here, maybe you should ignore it like you would any other meme you're only tangentially familiar with
No.632369
>>632358
>well it was being treated as true
who was clinically retarded enough to believe a story as flagrantly false as that i can only think of /pol/ skinheads and other tumblrites
>>632357
edgy memelords drew flavor-of-the-month characters in "down with cis" shirts and then joined the huff & stomp crowd if their art was criticized or they were told it wasn't funny
No.632370
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No.632371
i want to cuddle with gardevoir under the stars and kiss her on the lips
No.632372
No.632373
Wonk stealthily going in and out as an anon, trying to infiltrate our base
No.632374
>>632368
No trust me I am completely aware of the full context of this meme, it's just it's mostly retarded.
No.632375
>>632365
It's just me playing with a puppy that ran up to me while I was canvassing
No.632377
No.632378
>>632369
>who was clinically retarded enough to believe a story as flagrantly false as that i can only think of /pol/ skinheads and other tumblrites
uh
cis people on tumblr?
No.632379
it's so weird to hear out-group members talk about in-group shit? like every time I see a Fellow SJW talk about chan culture when they've never actually posted on chans I wanna claw my eyes out, there's so much shit they misinterpret or get just plain wrong. like they're right that chans are cesspools but goddammit they've got the details all fucked up
No.632380
>>632379
>fellow sjw
remove yourself from life
No.632381
>>632379
why dont you cry about it, homo?
No.632382
>>632378
don't you mean trans people on tumblr
or i guess whoever forced the meme first, I'm just assuming it was a transtrender
No.632383
No.632384
>>632378
so basically the transhomestuckcharacterurl types that spread the maymay around in the first place then
No.632385
>>632382
nah son, cis people on Tumblr frequently freak out about how Down with Cis is "cisphobic"
No.632386
>>632385
Well they are indeed retarded.
I know for a fact them being retarded isn't the reason the meme was first forced.
No.632387
>>632373
more like "wonk forgetting to put his trip back on"
>>632382
>>632384
no, wait, what are you talking about?
no, the reason it became a meme with trans tumblr is that it was so obviously fake, that they wanted to make fun of all the cis people who believed it
like, they were mocking all the people who were like "oh you poor thing i can't believe they beat you up just for being cis!"
No.632388
>>632387
that art is shitty even for you
No.632389
this is the timeline
post is made
following like weeks or so people made jokes about how dumb it was, because it was a dumb joke post. some stupid people probably thought it was real
[like a year later]
someone finds it and gets upset and forces it as a meme, causing masses of idiocy from both trans and cis people
No.632390
>>632387
>>632386
also this
like this is what I'm talking about here, assuming you're the other dude I was talking to- there is So Much Bullshit surrounding Down with Cis, and that's the context that makes it continue to be funny to people who use the meme. you're missing crucial parts of it- and some of it you had to be there for- and so it's not funny. that's fine and all, but why do you care that other people who are more directly involved with the shit that produced the meme still think it's funny
No.632391
>>632387
>they wanted to make fun of all the cis people who believed it
all five of them
No.632392
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>>632386
the meme was forced because it pissed off the cis people
and pissing off really gullible cis people who can't take a joke is hilarious
>>632388
it's obviously a beginner, dude
but it was the only "down with cis" gamzee i could find in the tag
No.632393
File: 1456811188694.png (338.21 KB, 1280x1164, 320:291, tumblr_o29uj2TR0n1rz189jo1….png)
this is a good gam
i love this gam
>>632389
>someone finds it and gets upset
no see they didn't get upset
they thought it was hilarious
they weren't upset at the cis people, they thought the cis people were stupid
because they are
stop trying to make everything into "trans people are upset for no reason" it was just a joke dude
it was always just a joke
No.632394
>qt 3d husbando is playing beautiful music and having normal social interactions
>I'm sitting alone drinking and reading 8ch
How did I not notice how incredibly out of my league he is
No.632395
>>632393
i don't really know what i expect out of arguing with you but you're ignoring pretty much everything I've said in this so I might as well stop
No.632396
persona 4 arena still isn't done downloading
this is GAY
No.632397
cis people totally believed it guys guys why don't you believe me
No.632398
sometimes- I'm gonna blow your mind here- trannies tell jokes. sometimes those jokes aren't going to be funny to you because you're not a tranny. if you decide to try to force a tranny joke into the mold of "look at the triggered tranny," you are, in fact, the triggered one
No.632399
>>632395
what are you talking about?
i'm not arguing with you
i'm pointing out that you're wrong
basically what she says: >>632398
>if you decide to try to force a tranny joke into the mold of "look at the triggered tranny," you are, in fact, the triggered one
No.632400
>>632398
>trannies are jokes
fixed
No.632401
File: 1456811542063.png (53.33 KB, 354x587, 354:587, tumblr_inline_o0poy7kV0d1r….png)
forgot my obligatory clown picture
No.632402
No.632403
>>632398
is the bad art a joke?
No.632404
yeah you probably won't get it this is some obscure Trans Humor going here
No.632405
Wonk, Saltlick, I need your opinions on this.
No.632406
>>632400
no, that's exactly it. you have put your finger on it. cis people get Really Mad when trannies tell jokes because they don't think of trannies as people who can tell jokes, they think of them as just being jokes
what I'm getting at here is: you can't pin cis shit on trannies. it is not our fault you're buttmad about some trivial shit
when we tell jokes, we're not trying to make you mad, we're not trying to change your behavior, we aren't trying to elicit a reaction from you at all. the fact that you react anyway isn't our business? you decided to do that. to go and make your ridiculous overreaction part of your justification for your dislike of trannies is dumb as shit, and, again, not our problem
No.632407
>>632406
lol bro I and no one here I think is an appropriate avatar for your perception of "the butthurt cissies" I don't even know what this shirt joke is about
No.632408
my favorite joke is when someone gets really clearly upset about something someone else is doing, and then says "look how upset they are!"
it's like, hah! the joke is projection!
anyway look at this cute makara selfie
>>632405
>I need your opinions on this.
why
i'm under the distinct impression that you don't give a shit about my opinion
No.632410
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>>632408
aaahhh!!! how did i not notice gamzee's freckles! so cute!!!
>>632409
>150 gb
yikes
No.632411
>>632408
If I didn't give a shit why would I ask?
No.632412
>>632405
could be a dumb kid who's serious, could be an anti-SJW who's trying to make fun of SJWs, could be an SJW trolling
what do you want me to say? I'm not gonna do the research necessary to determine which of those three it is because I don't really care
>>632407
cool story bro
No.632413
>>632412
why are you ignoring my question about the art
No.632414
Oh God in heaven I'm falling for a normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
No.632415
I just wanted to play persona 3
I should have downloaded the psp version
No.632416
if you want my opinion on "should Homestuck 2.0 have any white actors," I've always thought that paradox clones should look mixed-race because they're related to no non-paradox clone humans and therefore there's no real reason for them to look like any particular phenotype we're familiar with
>>632413
because it's weirdly framed and you haven't given me enough information to have an interesting response
No.632417
>>632409
acquire proficiency
No.632418
>>632416
didn't john once describe bro/dirk as an old white guy or did that get retconned once hussie started pushing the aracial/they're what you want them to be angle
No.632419
I'm about to bite the bullet and try to fix my terabyte drive
this is fucking torture
No.632420
ugghhhh i wish i had hair like ddeeric's gamzee
i want a big bushy ponytail
i want to put in a cute hairband to keep it off my face
sigh
>>632411
because people are cruel to me
you really want my opinion?
i agree with them on one point and one point only: the story of homestuck, especially how they framed is, is extremely not-hollywood
i can't even imagine hollywood, in this day and age, coming close to representing the kids right
on the idea of "any white character wouldn't feel right" i have this to say: that's their opinion, so why should i have an opinion on it?
No.632421
>>632418
aieau got un-retconned I think
No.632422
>>632416
i want to know about tumblr culture, i just want to learn, is the bad art a joke, is it ironic, i don't understand your people
No.632423
>>632416
>I've always thought that paradox clones should look mixed-race because they're related to no non-paradox clone humans
saltlick
are you actually retarded
No.632424
>>632418
the ecto babbies were described as pink monkeys anyway
No.632425
>>632418
yeah, there's a lot of textual evidence that Hussie started off thinking of the kids as white. a Homestuck adaptation isn't obliged to include that evidence, it's its own text. if I was gonna rewrite or adapt Homestuck I'd make the kids look racially hard-to-place because of the thing about paradox clones not having any relatives aside from one another
No.632426
>>632421
>>632424
guess they're white or at least light-skinned then
No.632427
>>632423
what are you objecting to here
>>632422
there are a lot of bad artists and there's a norm of experimenting with "diverse" headcanons that can be kind of fucked up if you're playing with "diversity" that isn't yours, but a lot of the time when people shit on trans artists for having trans headcanons and not that much art skill it's just sort of mean for no reason
No.632428
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like, look at this!
i will never be this cute!!!
and it pains me
No.632429
>>632414
forbidden neet love
No.632430
I will put down money that Sanders is gonna get fucked today
there is no way this isn't coming down to Trump vs Hilary
No.632431
>>632430
get ready for some very funny reddit posts
No.632432
I uninstalled tf2
holy shit
No.632433
>>632432
bite the bullet and buy a 1TB hard-drive they're cheaper than you'd expect them to be
No.632434
>>632430
it's the scariest thing
trump vs hillary is actually a close matchup
bernie vs trump is a sure victory for bernie
but there's no way trump gets any minority votes
or so i tell myself so i can sleep at night not worried about america's future
No.632435
>>632433
I already have one it just failed a couple months ago
if I can't fix that I'm hoping that I get some money to spend on my birthday
No.632436
>>632430
Yeah, and I'll put down money Homestuck won't update today.
No.632437
I'm actually voting today, not that that makes much of a difference. I'd be down for President Sanders tbh. I'll vote for whoever gets the Democratic nomination, though, and fuck anyone who's not gonna vote in the actual election if their fave doesn't get the nom
No.632438
>>632437
>voting for hilary
>ever
why
No.632439
>>632437
>not that that makes much of a difference
it does! every vote matters! that's what makes democracy so important!
>>632438
because the words "president trump" should never, ever be spoken seriously?
No.632440
>>632433
>bite the bullet
you'll have to be specific, he has many types laying around
No.632441
I'm lighting my ballot on fire.
No.632442
>>632438
because all the Republican options are terrifying
No.632443
>>632439
>every vote matters
this is factually untrue, wonk
it's not just edgy meme talk it really doesn't matter
No.632444
Why even bother donating to Sanders if you're just going to vote hillary once she gets the nomination? You're just pissing money away, her super PACs are doing the heavy lifting for her. Save your $$$ and pay off your own debts.
No.632445
>>632442
>president paul never
not that he's a republican
No.632446
>>632434
>trump vs hillary is actually a close matchup
nah
i mean, hillary isn't great, but if trump actually wins the nomination they'd have to put up like a dog or something for him to win
No.632447
>pick trump who'll potentially lead us to ruin because he's an idiot
>or pick hillary who'll guaranteed lead us to ruin because she's a snake
>yes hillary is the better choice
No.632448
>>632443
>this is factually untrue, wonk
uhhhh no it's not?
how is it possible that not every vote matters? without every vote there would be no election???
>>632447
you've got that switched
he will guarantee lead us to ruin
she only will probably lead us to ruin
No.632449
>>632447
"only somewhat and covertly trying to fuck over the powerless" is, in fact, a huge improvement over "gleefully and openly shitting on the powerless"
No.632450
No.632451
>>632449
No it's actually just as bad
No.632452
No.632453
>>632449
>being sneaky about shitting over everybody is better than openly shitting over everybody
bruh
No.632454
How is trying to fuck us over quietly any better than doing it loudly
No.632455
>>632451
it's really honestly not
like, hillary is pretty much establishment democrat, bought and paid for by big companies
trump is literally a power hungry delusional liar and a fascist
there is a pretty clear "better choice" between these two bad choices
hint: it's not the one who's got david duke's support
No.632456
>>632451
>>632453
thanks for ignoring my assertion that Hillary is not trying as hard to fuck over the powerless and just focusing on the bit where she's sneaky about it, but the sneaky bit does matter
the president is mostly a figurehead, they set the tone of politics. President Trump would have an incredibly destructive impact on our culture by the sheer hateful example he sets. Hillary, who is invested in appearing to not be an asshole, wouldn't actively incite violence
No.632457
>>632455
>trying to fuck us over and take away our rights this way is better than doing it this other way
please stop
No.632458
>>632452
I'm not reading all that 888, but skimming it shows he's butthurt about gay marriage being illegal (keep in mind it's 2006, the entire democrat party is 100% in agreement with the republican party on this issue) and is upset that Kerry lostto dubya a few years back. All I can say is this:
suck my balls hussie, your magnus opus Homestuck is a dismal failure that you can't complete. Kill yourself 1488.
No.632459
also Republican presidencies have consistently destroyed our economy for years, unlike Democratic presidencies, which do the exact opposite
No.632460
>>632457
are you even sure you know what hillary's policies are
what rights is she planning on taking away
and what exactly are you advocating? are you just not going to vote? that seems like a waste
>>632458
>keep in mind it's 2006, the entire democrat party is 100% in agreement with the republican party on this issue
like that somehow makes it okay lol
No.632461
>>632457
it's starting to just boil down to "so long as trump doesn't win"
No.632462
fucking americans
just vote for trump
it'll be fun
No.632463
>>632428
just do what I did and go from being ugly to being cute
No.632464
>>632460
>are you not going to vote
why the fuck would I vote when I don't actually support anyone
No.632465
>>632459
Our economy needs to be worse to incite revolution.
No.632466
I remember being a little upset that Kerry didn't win, but not as upset as if a can of soda spilled in my car or something. It was just a thing that happened, oh well move on.
I remember seeing a bunch of my fellow democrats posting pictures of themselves holding signs that said "We're so sorry" to the rest of the world, for re-electing dubya. And even then I remember looking at them and thinking "knock that shit off you idiots, you're looking like stupid assholes".
No.632467
do people honestly believe trump is going to follow through with anything he's saying he's going to do
i mean this is rhetorical but
No.632468
>>632463
i'm not nearly as good at that as you are
i already went through my "ugly to cute" transformation
i was an ugly weird looking round head/round middle snowman lookin motherfucker, and now i'm normally proportioned
i feel like this is as cute as i'm gonna get
and no matter how cute i get my hair won't change so i'll never have cute long hair
just cute short hair an i guess that's okay
No.632469
"if i comes to X trump will lose for sure"
isn't that what people have been saying ever since he announced his run though
No.632470
>>632467
no more than i expect any other presidential candidate to
No.632471
okay so what do I name the protagonist of persona 3
Makoto Yuki or Arisato Minato
No.632472
>>632468
being cute is also about confidence
>>632469
People need to stop discrediting trump, he's unfortunately a force to be reckoned with.
No.632473
No.632474
trump is winning with the blacks
No.632475
>>632470
I would say Trump is being more dishonest than Hilary Clinton in terms of actual policy that would come from his administration. Virtually nothing he's saying is going to happen if he becomes president, he's smart enough to realize this.
No.632476
>>632472
>being cute is also about confidence
true
i mean, i am cute now
i just sometimes wish i was cute in a different way
in a poofy long hair big ponytail kinda way, idk
No.632477
Basically Trump would be Obama.
No.632478
>>632476
then grow a poofy long ponytail
No.632479
>>632474
and liberals dont like it
lol blacks like Trump more than Sanders reality owns
No.632480
this is how japanese names work right
No.632481
>>632479
You're using token black people more than barbra boxer
No.632482
>>632477
and considering how little actually came about as a direct result of obama i'm not quite sure why anybody's shitting their pants over the idea of trump getting into office unless they've just built him up as The Bad Guy in their heads and if he wins we lose or something
No.632483
SURVEY.
Do you "enjoy" HSG?
No.632484
No.632485
No.632486
>>632482
It's because it's going to be an annoying 4 years if he becomes president. The appeal would ware thin quick.
No.632487
>>632483
only when joey is posted
No.632488
>>632480
No you should name your character "Domo Arigato"
No.632489
i wish i was more handsome
unfortunately it would require major surgery
No.632490
>>632483
no
>>632480
those are both phonotactically valid words in Japanese but I have no idea if they're actually names
No.632491
>>632490
Those are the first and last names of the protagonist of persona 3 but I don't know if I'm putting them in the right order
No.632492
>>632486
vote kasich. Make America Boring Again!
No.632493
>>632480
>first name
is minato or arisato the last name
No.632494
>>632481
oh so as soon as a black person says they like a republican you go OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
well im sorry sweetheart but here in the real world you don't own races for your political party. I'm so sorry baby, here let me get you a diaper rofl poor baby
No.632495
No.632496
>>632494
See, this is what you're doing. "Haha these democrats can't say black people support them and I can say they support me!"
It's, not really doing anything.
No.632499
>>632493
Minato Arisato (有里 湊 Arisato Minato)
so i think I have it backwards fuck
No.632500
All politics is is just shitposting in real life.
No.632501
>>632479
>david duke's support of trump doesn't mean anything
yeah okay sure i totally believe that
>blacks like Trump more than Sanders reality owns
do you have numbers for that, or is that video all your evidence?
>>632478
i mean
i can try
my hair just doesn't get long, it kinda poofs out
No.632502
>>632500
trump's the shitpost candidate and he's got my vote for it
No.632503
politics are funner when you don't support anyone and get to hate everyone
No.632504
>>632501
trump is up with blacks in all the polls
No.632505
Blacks clearly don't know how to manage themselves since they require handouts just to survive. So the democratic party should make all their decisions for them.
No.632506
>>632505
welfare is overwhelmingly white and so is welfare fraud
take decision-making out of white people's hands, they're clearly irresponsible with it
No.632507
I like sitting back being an anarchist. Because all everyone ever does is just prove me right over and over and it never gets old. It never gets old how right I am about all things all the time.
No.632508
>>632506
is it 7x as much? Because whites are 7:1 to blacks
answer me that you retarded tranny (but I repeat myself)
No.632509
I think I'm going to write in Doctor Doom this election. He seems to know what's up.
No.632510
see obama actually did things he said he was going to
some of them, not all of them
and he had the ire of every republican; every republican was explicitly working against him
if even a few of the things trump wants or promises to do got done, it would be disastrous
>>632504
the only actual polling data i could find had him at 26% to bernie's 59%
and at 25% to clinton's 59%
there is some (alleged) new data that some websites are talking about that put him at 40% but i can't find any actual polling data, just the same article copy and pasted to different websites
No.632511
But the people who amuse me the most are the libertarians who think Bernie Sanders is like Slavoj fucking Žižek
No.632514
I kind of wish I'd downloaded an undubbed version of p3 because this is kind of annoying
No.632515
>>632513
>>632512
We had a doctor doom he was joseph stalin but you hate him
No.632516
>>632509
there's been a couple of good ends where he got his country set up and it turned out to be a perfectly-functioning utopia with no downfall in sight so hell i'd vote for dr. doom
No.632517
Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede is a predator...
No.632519
>>632508
not everything is perfectly distributed you moron
No.632520
There is an amusing historical parallel between the kind of cult of personality trump has and the cult of personality stalin had.
No.632521
No.632522
>>632521
not really hitler. It's more of a Stalin kind of deal. Maybe even a little bit of kim jung un in there.
No.632523
>>632515
Yeah but Dr. Doom actually gives a damn about his own countrymen. As long as you don't backstab him you're in the clear.
>>632516
Finally some sense.
No.632524
No.632525
>>632523
The closest we had to doctor doom was stalin, is he more Enver Hoxha, sure. but Enver Hoxha isn't doctor doom material.
No.632526
>>632523
That image is real stalin
No.632527
whoever we want to compare him to in terms of "cult of personality"
trump is a nationalist fascist, that's all that really matters
No.632528
>>632527
trump isn't a nationalist fascist he's a clever con man.
No.632529
>>632518
Terezi just remember.. Titsuru best girl
No.632530
like for real watch that MSNBC clips again. Lol at how fast she scrambles to "uhhh uhh uhh there probably weren't that many blacks there"
No.632531
Trump reminds me a lot of L Ron Hubbard tbh.
No.632532
Maybe I don't hate stalin after all.
No.632533
>>632528
how else are you supposed to know he's bad if "-ist" words aren't thrown around about him constantly
No.632534
>>632528
he either is one or he's pretending to be one
and after a certain point there really isn't a difference is there?
okay, say he's only pretending in order to get votes
what does he do when he's in office? return to his centrist democrat roots? should we trust that to happen?
when should we expect his pandering to end?
No.632535
It doesn't really matter who wins. You know as long as you're white straight and rich.
Like me!
No.632536
>>632533
Oh don't get me wrong.
He's pretending to be a nationalist wonk is right. The thing is he just doesn't believe a single got damn thing he says because he invested most of his entire life in the democratic party and went extreme hard right relatively recently the last few years.
That and how most of his campaign promises are a mess of contradiction, and Trump not being terribly unmedia savy.
You get the picture.
No.632537
>>632536
>he invested most of his entire life in the democratic party and went extreme hard right relatively recently
Same as me.
No.632538
I'm not a fan of how your only speed is run in this game
No.632539
>>632537
You're not nearly as old as Trump.
No.632540
Hillary would start more wars than Trump.
No.632541
>>632540
No, they'd keep steady at around the same pace probably.
No.632542
What is this Babby's first election?
You do realize that none of your votes matter right?
No.632543
No.632545
Two things only the people anxiously desire — bread and circuses.
No.632546
Why the fuck doesn't Slavoj Žižek just run for US president
No.632547
I would vote for a Slavoj Žižek administration in a fucking heart beat
No.632548
when do i get to fight things
No.632549
Donald Trump appeals to a pre-existing and actually well-documented group in the GOP coalition which has been referred to as Middle American Radicals, or MARS. As you can see from the quote below, all of the #CUCKservatives who want to attribute Trump's appeal to a "cult of personality" or a lack of "political correctness" are wrong; dead wrong. His appeal is strictly ideological.
No.632550
I used to believe in God. But now I don't believe in anything at all.
No.632551
*in obama voice*
cool ass dildo, James Dambro! How'd you like to bring it over to the white house some time?
No.632553
oh wait. People who weren't born in the US can't be US president. damn it we couldn't get president Slavoj Žižek . mother fucker that's a dumb rule.
No.632554
>>632548
play instead of stopping every 5 minutes to liveblog, retard
No.632555
>>632551
>>632474
>>632479
>>632530
you haven't answered my questiom
where is your data to support your assertion that blacks like trump over sanders?
i notice you do this whenever i ask for concrete data you just stop responding and instead make little posts talking to yourself
here's some data that says trump has 25% of the black vote (in very early iffy polls, september of last year)
http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=d950cadf-05ce-4148-a125-35c0cdab26c6
and here's a rebutt of that data from less than a week ago
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/02/24/fact-check-trump-and-black-vote/80863480/
with the most recent poll putting him at 10% of the black vote
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/interactive/2016/02/18/fox-news-poll-national-presidential-race-february-18-2016/
where's yours? show me the numbers you say trump has
No.632556
>>632554
Don't tell me what to do
No.632557
I love to see someone else giving a fuck so I don't have to
No.632558
I kinda wish that a good old fashioned presidential assassination would happen. Just to liven things up.
No.632559
>>632555
god, kill yourself and stop wasting precious internet for your useless butthurt posts about politics
No.632560
if you wouldn't vote for Him, you cannot call yourself human
No.632561
No.632562
i can't believe brokenspacebar is so easy to beat
all it takes is a minute on google
im just kidding i can totally believe it
what a pathetic moron, who has to lie to pretend he's better or smarter
>>632559
at least i'm not lying to people on the internet and hoping no one notices
No.632563
No.632564
>>632563
you're not my fucking mom b*tch
No.632566
Actors and Buisnessmen shouldn't be allowed to be politicians.
No.632568
No.632569
>>632565
God you're cancer.
No.632570
Slavoj Zizek's lisp is so weird... is it like a /ɕ/ or
No.632571
File: 1456817336318.jpg (160.37 KB, 472x329, 472:329, tumblr_m41c60RTdt1qcu0j0o1….jpg)
if you wouldn't vote for zizek you're wrong
No.632572
>>632571
OH MY GOD I WAS AT A CONFERENCE WHERE A PRESENTATION REFERENCED THIS
HAHA HOLY SHIT
No.632573
he's always looked so presidential...
No.632574
>>632568
>>632569
that picture is old as hell you idiots
>>632571
>he thinks fist-fucking was invented in the 20th century
No.632575
>>632574
regardless that may be among the funniest things ever recorded
No.632576
Kidnap donald trump lock him up real tight. throw away the key and then turn off all the lights
No.632577
trump makes establishment republicans cry and i hate those guys
No.632578
turn on the lights to reveal a stripper party
No.632579
Going outside where the monsters are was an excellent idea, good job.
No.632580
No.632581
We need to open the flood gates to not US born presidential candidates so we can get the Slavoj Žižek administration we so desperately need.
No.632582
>>632581
too bad he'll be up against... THE WALL
No.632583
File: 1456818218080.png (114.05 KB, 400x267, 400:267, tumblr_nelvp12tFj1rqr9e5o1….png)
No.632584
>>632582
no let's face it trump can only dream of having a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of zizek's testosterone and power.
No.632586
No.632587
farting the soul out of my body and collapsing dead
No.632588
No.632590
>>632588
oh yeah it's march
No.632591
>>632588
you can march right on outta this thread bud
No.632592
>>632590
yeah
happy march erione
No.632595
this guy looks like a creepy old sexual predator
No.632596
I would like to posit the following:
Nobody would know what Laotians were if not for King of the Hill.
Most people assume they are 60% Vietnamese 30% Mexican and 10% those goobers or hoodwinks or whatever the kids with the brain disorder zika virus things are called
No.632597
I didn't read any of that.
No.632599
File: 1456819104302.png (60.59 KB, 1130x700, 113:70, tumblr_llnq76E2761qbaw6wo1….png)
No.632600
>>632598
my point still stands
No.632602
>>632599
didnt the grub have kanaya horns? What a hack shit artist
No.632603
No.632604
i don't know who zizek is but i am very interested
No.632605
sako for most boring poster
No.632606
me for most epic poster lol
No.632607
No.632608
No.632609
>>632604
He's the slovenian bon jovi of marxist analysis and cultural criticism.
He is a senior researcher at the Institute for Sociology and Philosophy at the University of Ljubljana
No.632610
I want this creepy shota to leave me alone
No.632612
>>632609
>>632607
i'll watch (some of) that later, he does seem epic though.
wikipedia says he lacks rigor in argumentation, is this true?
No.632613
FUCK
FUCK
I KNEW JUNPEI SOUNDED FAMILIAR
FUCK OFF VIC MIGOGNA
No.632614
No.632615
i really miss not knowing who vic migogna was
No.632616
>>632612
cultural crit is sort of inherently loosey-goosey
No.632617
i should have downloaded an undubbed iso
oh well
No.632618
vic mignogna is fucking irritating
No.632619
Idk I think "rigor" is often code for "complete omission of real-world information"
No.632620
>>632618
isn't he a pedophile or something too lmao
No.632621
>>632619
and if there are any philosophy majors in HSG, a) wash your FUCKING dick and b) I know the real world is contentious as a philosophical question, but we're all behaving like we're observing basically the same thing
No.632622
i'd like to take philosophy classes but i'd also like to not waste money
No.632623
"nothing is real" is such a cop-out argument. like. okay buddy, now what? like where are you going with this line of argument? where is there further to go?
No.632624
>>632623
are you arguing with yourself
No.632625
>>632622
I've never taken a philosophy course because I can just point my browser to Wikipedia.org for zero dollars
No.632626
>>632624
I'm basically talking to myself, yes. I'm fully in agreement though.
No.632627
>>632623
nothing being real means i don't have to feel guilt for harvesting or for consciously constructing my "personality"
No.632628
what's with all the namefags with s-names
No.632629
>>632628
they are all shit
No.632630
No.632631
should I go to bed and be responsible and get up early tomorrow or should I keep playing persona 3
No.632632
so you're admitting that there is something you perceive that reacts to you like it's real, which you are going to continue to react to as if it's real, but you are using the idea that all is deniable as your last resort to keep yourself from having to think about it
also why would you feel guilt for consciously constructing a personality? just construct a good one
No.632633
>>632632
i was mostly joking i think. i don't harvesting has done too much harm.
& my personality is epic... it's good... it's epic...
No.632634
>>632633
as long as you like the person you're trying to be dude
I'm kinda a lesbian for the person I'm trying to be
No.632636
>>632634
you're a fag and you should kill your self dude
No.632637
No.632638
Great Minds: Slavoj Žižek
No.632639
>>632636
*tranny *ma'am
>>632637
listen... my feelings for women are extremely gay, in the way where I'm intimidated by how hot they are and want them to ravish me
No.632640
I keep hearing that trannies kill themselves at 900x the rate of normal people or something. Bullshit. I shouldn't have to read a single word they type out if the rate was really that high.
No.632641
>>632639
your feelings are straight man feelings
No.632642
>>632641
lmao you're funny
No.632644
lazy femme seeking futch for extremely lesbian makeouts
>>632643
oh thank god, that's his daughter or whatever, I was afraid he was marrying her
No.632645
>>632644
you are a fat ugly man
No.632646
No.632647
>>632644
No that's not his daughter. That's Zizek marrying Analia Hounie.
He's been married three times.
No.632648
No.632649
>>632647
god that's revolting... I hope she's a sapiosexual or whatever, because otherwise he's gotta be horrifying to fuck
No.632650
No.632651
>>632650
I mean, granted, but he's also among the ugliest people I've ever seen
No.632652
>>632651
it's what's on the inside that counts :)
No.632654
>>632646
and ugly and a man
No.632656
>>632654
I'm a cuter woman than you are
No.632657
>>632656
i really wish youd stop
No.632658
>>632657
why? I'm very filterable, I never vary my name for this exact reason
No.632659
whereas an anon insisting on their insulting interpretation of my body is not filterable at all
No.632660
No.632661
File: 1456823642795.png (Spoiler Image, 804.93 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)
wanna see something fucked up
No.632662
>>632661
jeez those mandibles or mouth arms or whatever are fuckin' gnarly
No.632663
hey kid
wanna see a dead body?
No.632664
you know what would be fucked up
a movie about Super Secret Military Research and the big reveal is that their operations room has an eyeball in the floor the size of a small house, and it like rolls around and twitches the muscles around it and the eye appears to focus on things and the pupil dilates and contracts
No.632665
File: 1456823998513.png (Spoiler Image, 960.54 KB, 1000x656, 125:82, ClipboardImage.png)
>>632662
those are pedipalps
basically mouth arms yeah
it uses them to latch on to prey
some of them can have leg spans of up to 23 inches
No.632666
Idk I just like "enormous radially-symmetric being jammed through, and stuck in, a hole" as a look, I have a few story concepts that involve something to that effect
>>632665
Damn son, that's metal as fuck
No.632667
>>632666
how peculiarly specific
No.632668
>>632667
Yeah, I don't know where the image came from, but it's stuck with me for a long time
like we associate "stuck in a hole smaller than it is" with small beings, the largest burrowing animal I can think of is a badger? and it's sort of a pathetic image, it's funny as well as pitiable
and then to fuck with it make the hole craterous and the being even more massive, and suddenly you're tripped out by the fact that what you can see of the creature is only part of the whole, and you still feel like it's probably in some kind of danger and maybe you sympathize with it but it's fuckhuge so you're also in awe
I'm trying to think of an example of this in media and. the sarlacc pit comes close?
No.632669
and the sarlacc pit, or whatever the being inside is called, isn't trapped where it is. For some reason I have this fixed image of the enormous thing being trapped in the whole. what a weird archetypal image to be carrying around in my head
No.632670
man I can't sleep
I'm thinking of how shitty my life was in elementary and intermediate school
I was so autistic and weird and I used to draw a lot but I guess teachers didn't like me drawing swords and shit in class and I got in trouble a lot
I wish I could draw again
No.632672
>>632671
I was a lot worse than I am now.
No.632673
No.632674
>>632670
wasted youth is a bitter thing my friend
No.632675
>>632674
it really is
but at the same time I guess I'm sort of happy with my life right now
I just wish I'd not gotten fucked over by circumstance so much
No.632676
jesus fuck i'm going stir-crazy over here
somebody give me a job, i don't even care about the money i just want something to do all day
No.632677
>>632676
I've got a job for you right here
*grabs crotch*
No.632678
>>632677
i charge by the inch
that'll be $2
No.632679
No.632680
>>632678
charge by the hour instead, that's even cheaper
No.632681
>>632678
I-it's flaccid right now
No.632682
>>632676
Get several hobbies
No.632685
No.632687
>If convenient , can you take photo to us of your big size ?
why tech support, you're being awfully flirtatious today
No.632689
No.632690
No.632691
No.632692
>>632689
we are having a party in the "no 632689 club" treehouse
No.632694
wtf i'm twitching all over and feel weird
No.632696
>>632694
*skitters over your skin* ::::)
No.632697
aymuhthiiist
how much did you tell him
No.632698
It's a beautiful summer day outside.
Or at least it was. The sky is now thick with ready-to-burst stormclouds, which means it's probably time to head inside. You mark your place in the book you were idly flipping through and call out to your daughter.
"Vriska?"
A loud squeal draws your attention to the corner of the yard. There's a rustle in the hedges, and up pops a tangled mess of black hair atop a wide-eyed gray face.
"Yes, daddy?"
"Time to go in."
"AwwwWWWwwww. Do I have to?"
You stand up and stretch. "Yes, unless you want to stay out in the rain."
"I wouldn't mind," she huffs. Nonetheless she disappears back into her bush and pops out clutching something tightly in her small arms. You stroll across the yard as Vriska runs circles around you, giggling and making all manner of little girl noises. You pull open the screen door and she flies past you like a blur.
"Vriska, sweetie?"
She turns to you, arms still locked around her precious object.
"What's in the jar?"
"Aaaaaaaanimals."
"What kind?"
"Guess!"
She begins to teeter on her feet.
"Are they frogs?"
She shakes her head.
"Crickets?"
"Nope!" She's barely hiding a smile now.
"Bird eggs?"
No response.
"Well, I give up. What kind of animals are they?"
She sidles right up to you, stands on her tiptoes, and lifts the jar less than an inch from your face. "'piders."
There are no less than two dozen spiders merrily skittering around handfuls of twigs and leaves. Most are the size of bottle caps, one is easily the size of an orange.
You awaken several minutes later to a sobbing Vriska holding the hand of your next door neighbor.
"Oh my god, are you alright? I came as soon as I heard the screaming."
You don't remember any screaming.
"Yeah, fine, fine. I'm fine," you mutter as you pull yourself up. "Low blood sugar, you know. I'll be fine."
"Your little girl gave me quite the scare when she ran here. Made it sound like someone had been murdered. You sure you're okay?"
You've pulled yourself into a chair by now, and Vriska breaks away to come and latch on to your side. "Yes, thanks. I really appreciate you coming over."
"It's no problem at all. I'll catch you folks later."
They turn to leave and you bring a hand to your face to massage your temples. Good lord.
"Oh, hey, man."
You spread your fingers and peer at your neighbor.
"You oughta get that glass cleaned up. Dangerous with kids around, you know?"
The blood drains from your face as you lean over the table to see the shattered remnants of what was, at one point, a mason jar full of spiders.
Your neck itches.
No.632699
No.632700
your son eridan walks into the room
he say
"hi dad
its me
eri"
No.632701
your wife kanaya walk into room
she say
"what the hecky
give me a smecky"
No.632702
No.632703
No.632704
might go get a sandwich, cause fuck breakfast stuff
rate le sandwich before i le me purchase
>BBQ chicken cutlet, grilled roast beef, melted fresh mozzarella, caramelized onions, avocado & lettuce.
No.632705
>>632704
all sounds good as heck except bbq chicken which i hate
No.632706
>>632704
that is a sandwich i would happily stick my dick in
No.632707
>>632664
>big eye in the ground
cooool
reminds me kinda of the level in "antichamber"
it's a totally blank white room with a square hole in the roof
so you walk to the center of the room and look up, and written there is "don't look down"
so you look down
and this pattern representing an eyeball has appeared under you on the floor, and it blinks at you, closes its eye, and the disappears, taking the floor with it
freaked me the fuck out the first time
cuz it's that illusion of enormous size
it also happens with rooms in videogames that huge but don't have walls, just darkness, so it's like they go on forever
i always imagine seeing something huge, like an eye or a skull, lean out of the darkness to insinuate there's something enormous just out of sight
watching you
No.632709
oh snap super Tuesday is today
i bet trump is gonna win by a landslide
No.632710
it hatched
what's the name of the baby
No.632711
>tfw you write a really good poem and the people you show it to really like it
pumped af
No.632712
No.632713
>>632710
trump
because when u hit wobbufet or w/e it evolves into ur attack does nothing but backfire on u
like ppl attacking trump
No.632714
No.632715
I bet if john and roxy were to have sex they would use the poophole loophole to keep themselves pure until marriage
Maybe I should check to see if that kink meme thing is still going so I can suggest that
No.632717
No.632718
very important wild post: snagged status: bagged
No.632719
>mormon john losing his virginity to vriska who convinces him he's still pure after anal
>john dating roxy later and he explains his vows to stay pure until marriage, and she's okay with it
>roxy's face when he suggests that "they can still do it in the butt, of course"
>roxy doesn't have the heart to explain he's not a virgin anymore
No.632720
>>632719
but anal really doesn't count
No.632721
>>632090
>>632092
>>632095
This entire exchange is incredible
No.632722
>>632720
come on now, man
sex is sex is sex
No.632723
>>632722
The good lord turns a blind eye to our bumholes
No.632724
>>632417
That's 2TB less than I have
Goddamn how do you people manage?
No.632725
>>632723
nah man he's not a huge fan of "wasting seed"
No.632726
>>632724
what exactly do you put in there
No.632727
>>632724
hard drives are money and not entirely necessary if you aren't a hoarder
2 of mine are pulled out of computers people were throwing away, for instance
No.632728
i can't believe joey's really dead
No.632730
damn, i love pineapple pizz
No.632731
>>632728
she took all those horses...
No.632732
Let's dispel with the myth that Joey doesn't know that she's epic
No.632733
pour one out for our homie joey
*pours bong water everywhere*
No.632734
why put things in your back pocket
No.632735
>>632734
its an extra couple pockets, its nice. storing your phone and keys and wallet and whatever else all up front can be cumbersome
although i was having really bad tailbone pain at one point to where i could barely stand up and went to a doctor about it and he just told me to stop putting my wallet in my back pocket and whammo no more pain
so now i don't use them
No.632736
*resurrects Joey, but at the cost of my own life*
No.632737
what the fuck is a drumpf
No.632738
i was so excited cuz i have a ghostbusters poster in my room above my bed, just like my hero, john egbert
but it turns out he has the ghostbusters II poster
and i just have the smelly first movie poster
sigh
and i was all proud and was gonna post a selfie with it too
but now i am ashamed
No.632740
>>632737
i think its some shit the timey limey made up
No.632741
File: 1456848622996.png (157.98 KB, 600x729, 200:243, tumblr_njc0a9bXM21r8dr3eo3….png)
>>632720
それは私と一緒にカウントします。
あなたは私と一緒に部屋に階段状のときにはすでにあなたの処女を失いました。
つまり、タイムトラベルで何が起こるかです。
No.632742
>>632736
*resurrects you at the cost of joey's life*
No.632743
>>632737
apparently trump's grandpa changed their family name from "drumpf" to trump
john oliver for some reason thinks dredging that up will be a debilitating blow to the trump campaign
i think people have finally moved past explaining why trump is bad and wrong after it hasn't worked for like a year and are now just trying anything possible to derail his train including "his real name is funny so don't vote for him"
No.632744
>>632740
he didn't make it up
but the book that he quoted kinda made it up
No.632745
>>632718
not once has this person brought us a worthwhile post
No.632746
>>632742
*kills you, reviving Joey*
No.632747
>>632740
>>632743
that's jeb-like desperation right there
No.632748
but
why would you change your name to something that means 'fart'
No.632749
>>632741
post the other version
you know the one
No.632750
No.632752
No.632753
I can't believe Joey's going to be a Hollywood star!
No.632754
>>632749
which one, there's four
go to chaz's tumblr and get it yourself
No.632755
>>632754
the one with the giant horse cock
No.632756
>>632751
he's kinda got a :} goin there
No.632757
No.632758
the only bad thing about that jon oliver episode was that he never talked about trump's fascism thing
and the fact that no matter how silly and dumb and a liar we know him to be some people are still voting for him and we need to talk about why
>>632743
if the only reason not to vote for trump you got out of that jon oliver episode was "his real name is funny so don't vote for him" i question your ability to follow along with words and understand what people say
No.632759
>>632755
the big horse cock or the yuge horse cock
No.632760
my eyes are itchy as fuck
No.632761
>>632758
>we need to talk about why
we really don't
No.632762
>>632758
nothing else he said was new
his big crescendo was the drumpf thing and it was dumb
No.632763
imagine waking up one day and looking exactly like ben
No.632764
No.632765
could john oliver be the new jeb
No.632766
>>632763
*looks in a mirror*
oh no...
:{
No.632767
>>632725
私は後でそれを飲み込むためにあなたを強制場合はあなたの種子が浪費されません。
または前。
No.632768
>>632761
i personally feel like a discussion about why america has a budding fascist problem would be good for us
if we talk about why we have it we can talk about fixing it
or at least make sure they don't get into power
>>632762
>his big crescendo was the drumpf thing and it was dumb
his big crescendos tend to be things that people can participate in
and yeah it was pretty dumb
i wonder if trump is gonna respond
>>632767
nice
No.632769
>>632768
definitely not here in hsg
No.632770
>>632768
didn't know chaz did another version of that pic
No.632771
is fascist being tossed around here as in trump actually advocating an authoritarian right-wing government or is it being tossed around as an ebin "anything i don't like" bad word for hipsters
No.632772
chaz is my friend but man i cannot be even remotely attracted to anything she draws
No.632773
>>632769
true enough
good thing jon oliver's audience isn't solely hsg
>>632770
she does love her strange damaras doing strange things
No.632774
No.632776
>>632774
oh so le ebin wrongthink word then
No.632777
No.632778
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
I leave for the evening and come back to politics
fuck, i want this election to be over so bad
november can't come soon enough
but then there's gonna be inevitable months of bitching no matter who wins
No.632779
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>>632771
i don't know what else you would call what trump wants the government to do
or what he's pretending to want the government to do in order to get votes
votes from fascists
maybe it's a little hasty to call him that
but he's reminding a lot of people, not just me, of mussolini
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>>632778
it's your pedo buddy's fault
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>>632778
sorry brah
i'm leavin anyway
so so long, drumpfers
signing off with literally my favorite aradia picture ever
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>>632779
a lot of berniecucks I'm sure
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>>632768
>>632770
it looks like dudeweed o'horsedong
but i dont smell no wieners on it >:?
somethin aint right here
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>>632778
campaigns in the usa should start only one or two months before people have to vote just like in every other normal country
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>>632778
once god-emperor trump gets in the throne there will be no worries, no shame
>>632779
you are literally the first person i have ever seen refer to trump as a fascist
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>>632758
the drip is a nice touch
it says "i'm not taking no for an answer"
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>>632785
How much news do you read?
Just google "Donald Trump fascist"
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>>632787
i haven't kept up with it at all out of sheer lack of interest
as much as any one presidential shill squeals about how much one or another will do compared to all the rest the only one i don't want in is hillary because she's a conniving backstabber and she already pretty much helmed the ship during her husband's presidency because he was too busy getting blown under the desk
No.632790
mister op, tear down this thread
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the ip hash things on 8chan are weird
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just voted for the bern in my state primary
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>>632796
"bepis" came from toby fox/radiation you goddamned animal
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>>632797
nice
love that democratic process
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>>632797
dumb question
did i need to register to vote in the primaries
or can i just kinda show up
No.632801
alabama is part of super tuesday today right
i wonder if trump is gonna win by a landslide
No.632802
can you write in Trump at the democrat primary
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>>632800
depends what state you're in
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>>632800
you have to be registered to vote I think? but as for registering as a Dem/Rep, that depends on the state. in virginia, I had to show a photo ID and then choose one ballot from D/R.
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>>632802
there wasn't a write-in slot on my ballot so I think not, funny as that would be
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>>632804
>you have to be registered to vote
That's the dumbest fucking thing why are the USA such a huge pile of shit
No.632808
I think in some polling places, they'll register you there
No.632810
>hide a bunch of jokey shit in your code
>bitch when people see it and go digging around for more stuff
its just so stupid that i kind of have to doubt the sincerity of his complaints
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>>632809
is the one on the left long hair joey?
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>>632809
oh no it's
a girl wearing pants
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>>632809
ok I know vriska = undyne has been a meme for ages now but how is marceline similar to them
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>>632809
I don't get how Marceline is related to Vriska and Undyne
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>>632810
he should have gone with benis
No.632816
dumb question but why do people say "vriska=undyne"
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>>632810
did he do that after he put the bepis thing in?
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>>632814
>>632813
don't you see how UNIQUE their style? dem tops, dem jeans, dem boots. huh? HUH?
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>>632816
not a dumb question tbh
the real dumb thing is people saying vriska=undyne
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>>632816
hardcore, acts cool, girl with an eyepatch
also she's blue? i guess
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>>632816
blue lesbians missing an eye?
i dunno what to tell you man
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>>632820
Why are British names so bad
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>>632820
is this is an actual line
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>>632816
because people thought their personalities were similar
undyne is the thing Vriska wants to be
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>>632816
i don't know how to explain it well, but they talk really really similar at times
like If you take an undyne line and slap a "Vriska:" at the beginning, you couldn't tell who said it originally
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>>632826
Except undyne isn't a huge cunt
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>>632827
she's just not too young to do youth mistakes as it used to be with vriska
No.632829
tbh I don't like either of them
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>>632829
shut up marceline
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>>632827
Undyne didn't grow up having a huge white monster telling her to murder children.
Well okay, she did. But it's different.
No.632832
Did you know that I can 8ench press eight gru8s?
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>>632830
I don't like marceline either
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>>632826
>if you put Vriska: in front of dialog it feels like vriska is saying it
wow who wouldve thought
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>>632833
> not liking tomboy lesbians with long hair
are you gay or something? youre probably having a bad time all the time
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>>632836
it's hard to be attracted to adventure time's shitty art style
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>>632837
but there are still two one-eyed lesbians left to choose
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>>632837
hey some people are really into spooning :^)
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>>632816
because OBVIOUSLY a blue character with an eyepatch from somebody who worked on homestuck to some capacity is an expy for vriska
you know disregarding that undyne is the selfless hero vriska desperately wants to be and beyond surface-level their personalities aren't similar at all
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>>632838
undyne > vriska
especially after what happened post game over
>>632839
now you're reminding me of that vampire spoon
I think meg was her name
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>>632841
>not liking undertale
what kind of sjw are you
No.632844
what if stalin is vriska and hitler is undyne?
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>>632843
saltlick disliking undertale is even more unexpected than tumut disliking stevey uni
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>>632836
tomboy lesbians with long hair are wife goals and life goals
>>632843
undertale is #problematic because I still don't totally understand what the deal is with Frisk and Chara
nah, I'm joking around, I just haven't played and can't contribute to undertale discussions
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>>632846
you're not a lesbian you faggot
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>>632844
oh yeah
stalin in got-tier pj and hitler is in armor
and there spooning with each other
and doing their mustachy lesbian kisses
just like in my yuri mang with bara manly hairy men
No.632850
their outfits look really similar don't they
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>>632847
that's correct, I'm a bi lady
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>>632846
oh
lol
you should play it if you like walkarounds
the story is nice
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>>632849
>yuri manga with bara manly hairy men
ok you made mem kekd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFYl8-Omws
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post peri getting fugged or don't post peri at all
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>>632854
i thought you were banned
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>>632859
he unbanned me under the condition i don't delete threads and argue with vworm or wonk
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>>632859
he was 4-day banned but then ban evaded and grant doesn't care about banning anyone anymore
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>>632860
grant giveth and grant taketh away, i guess
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>>632861
no he range banned my data too afterwards
No.632864
today im getting a burito for lunch
what about you
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>>632864
i eat out your mom then cummed in your burito sauсe... 4U
enjoy your lunch pal
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>>632864
i had some fruit for lunch and also a couple of crackers
dieting it suffering, i want a burrit
No.632867
what if US declared a war... on WAR
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>>632864
currently enjoying a gyro
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>>632864
gonna drink a rockstar
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>>632864
popeyes for breakfast/lunch
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>>632864
a chicky wrap with some oven baked chips
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>>632867
and kill it with guns, i suppose?
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>>632874
one time, i got a 7/11 breakfast sandwich thing
and it legit made me feel chest pressure, like iwas going to die
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>>632876
god has abandoned us
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>>632876
but... Jeb! dropped out...
No.632879
pictured: super muscular Jeb! with guac splotches all over his body, fighting a giant metal gear piloted by trump
No.632881
jeb! doodling in his notes pictures of himself with lots of muscles fighting donald trump
No.632882
Fine, I'll cum, but I refuse to enjoy it!
No.632883
Donald Trump getting elected will be a good thing
Our young memes need someone to look up to, and who better than our first meme president?
No.632884
I Drink The Blood And Fuck The Pussy
No.632887
I'm getting tired of seeing all of this crapidot and jaspergdot on my dash
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>>632887
that is such a cute peri
No.632889
*hands you a tiny turtle*
No.632891
I'm getting tired of seeing all of this poopydot on my hsg
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>>632889
*names him turt reynolds*
No.632893
Man, that feel when a horror movie you hoped was good turns out to be shitty
Oh well, at least it was at the 2nd Run theater so it was only $1 for a ticket
Shame, I was interested in seeing Natalie Dormer in something besides Game of Tits
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>>632887
no you got it wrong, it's poopydot
No.632895
just found my old gameboy color and my old gameboy advance
they worth anything at all?
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>>632895
Probably not but you should keep them and maybe clean them up a bit if they need it
having the actual hardware for games is always nice
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>>632896
>>632897
actually i was very impressed with my younger self when i found them
no batteries inside 'em, so no corrosion, shells just needed a dusting, etc
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>>632898
I miss my GBA
I lost it years and years ago the DAY after they gave away mews at toysrus
I bought a new one off of ebay like 2 years ago but I still haven't gotten around to cleaning it out
I might just by that DMG one from RCG and save up my shekels to get a backlight kit
No.632900
dont you love it when internet stops fucking working for god knows what reason all day?
i love it
good thing i had this farming simulator where you raise slimes
soooo did you guys have your obligatory political shitfest?
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>>632900
no we're talking about gameboys now
No.632902
THE PIZZ HAS BEEN ORDERED
also, I went to the pet store today to pick up some food for my pooch, and some guy's cat carrier broke and his cat fled and the entire store, customers and staff, were on hands and knees searching under racks and on top of shelves and shit
No.632903
hahahahaha some girl in fairfax virginia is facing charges because she instagrammed a gun, a knife, and a bomb emojis and then said "meet me in the library"
No.632904
🍑🌽🚫💀🔥 meet me by the dumpster
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>>632904
sounds like you're gonna saltLICK some dick out by the dumpster
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>>632905
honestly I associate dumpsters, on a deep subconscious level, with blowjobs, and it's all because of drag queens
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>>632906
I got a beej while leaning on a dumpster, so i have that same subconscious association
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it's a xanax and zone out to the radio kinda day
how's it going for everyone else
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>>632910
today's job search turned up nothing suitable
so meh
No.632913
>AI prof demonstrates an algorithm generating song lyrics
>one of the lines is about pink nipples showing through thin blouse
ayy
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>>632915
I wish tovarisch vladimir was my father
No.632918
whats up everybody its Cr1TiKaL
No.632919
Names you should never give your child
Sebastian
Shaniqua
Vriska
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>>632919
didn't some weeb couple name their baby sephiroth a decade or so ago?
wonder what became of little Sephiroth and if he's come to hate it yet
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>>632906
that sounds like a story worth sharing
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>>632920
what about lil' john karkat
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>>632919
sebastian is a fantastic name are you crazy
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>>632923
sebastian is the sort of name that guarantees your child will be bullied at school
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>>632922
no
nooooooo
no way
please tell me more, i've never heard of/don't remember this
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>>632924
maybe in TrailerTrashVille
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>>632924
people would probably just assume the kid's hispanic
Sebastián is a pretty popular hispanic male name
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>>632925
uh-huh
i actually don't have any details beyond a couple mentioning on the 4ums that they did it
somebody help me out here
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>>632921
there's not much story, I attended a weekly drag show regularly for a while and one of their running shticks was advertising their fellow queens' "services" at the dumpster after the show
there's actually a lot of drama to be told about that drag troupe but none of it would make sense to a stranger without a wall of exposition
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>>632928
just google baby name johnkarkat
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>>632924
What
It's not an uncommon name
No.632933
My brother spent all $130 of his birthday money on nerf guns and darts
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>>632930
you lead an interesting life, don't you
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>>632934
ye. I'm a weirdo and I draw other weirdos like a magnet
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>>632933
i see you're not the only one with serious problems
kudos to your parents for raising such retards
No.632937
I'm going to name my firstborn Joey!
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>>632937
If she's ugly, leave her in the woods to die!
Joey needs to be pretty!
I love Joey!
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>>632938
What if it's a boy? You think he'd forgive me for naming him after a girl?
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>>632939
call him joe
joe fender
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>>632939
It doesn't matter either way!
As long as Joey is pretty!
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>>632941
Making your boy into a cute little girl!
No.632943
it's not so much that I'm nostalgic for the girlhood I never got to have
it's more that the boyhood that was forced on me sucked because pretending to be a boy sucks
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I need her. I need my Joey!
No.632946
I live my life without a care
I don't have time to be politically aware
I hate to have to think
I hate feeling too.
I'll leave those chores to some pathetic sap like you!
No.632947
*injects liquidfied joey into my bloodstream*
joey! joeeeeyyyy...
No.632948
Saltlick's pretty cool in my book.
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>>632920
there was that family that named their son "dovahkiin" too, therefore ensuring their kid would get the shit beaten out of him on the playground
No.632950
I want to create a video game and have all of the characters be HSG personalities
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>>632936
If my brother wants to spend his money on toys there's nothing wrong with that
don't be so hostile man...
No.632952
Do you think there are people who would name their kids after a tripfag on HSG. Not their actual names I mean their handles.
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>>632950
Who's the player character?
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>>632952
i'd name my son grant
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Joey is the final boss of hsg
No.632959
What powers does Joey have anyway?
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>>632956
So is it like a dating sim or an rpg or maybe it's like punchout? What will you make the tripfags look like?
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>>632952
stop talking shit about lil tUMUt
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>>632961
>HSGRPG
sure wish RPGMaker worked on my computer
No.632964
so libb and cuck
set out to find a nu home
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>>632960
Well if it worked for Alan Wake I guess...
Although personally I would like it if Joey had the equivalent personality of the female version of this guy.
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>>632961
probably an rpg, sounds easiest to implement
i would make the trips into their obvious personas, like spacebar being a robot, or grant as a super saiyan
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>>632967
>cr1tikal
not clicking
No.632969
The academy has given Leo an Oscar!
LEO IS FREE!
No.632970
*flirts with death a little*
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>>632967
>>632968
I'm also hiding it
No.632972
I feel like playing undertale but I don't want to actually buy it because if I do I feel like I'll be supporting Homestuck.
How do you pirate games fellow kids?
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>>632968
>>632971
Just curious what he'd do to piss you off?
No.632974
Describe r/homestucks community in 3 sentences.
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>>632974
shit. shit. shit.
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Should I have a burg or a le pizz
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>>632974
i have never been there. will never go there. eat ass or die.
No.632978
I hate being associated with something's fandom just because I happen to enjoy something. Don't fucking categorize me you pricks.
No.632979
i would flirt with death but i dont want death to think im easy
but let's be real
death can get it anytime they want
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>>632976
i'm making a homemade burg myself
highly recommended
No.632981
Death is the Vriska of the Sandman comics.
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I haven't been to /co/ in ages. I bet they've been sucking the deadpool movie's cock for months now.
No.632984
I haven't been to /co/ in ages. I bet they've been sucking the deadpool movie's cock for months now.
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>>632981
people making Death a character always seems to turn out unepically
except for this guy i guess
No.632986
Post the best non-homestuck art in your hard drives.
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>>632972
you could literally google it and find a download, made easier by the fact there's no copy-protection or anything on it due to being made in game maker
don't even need to get the soundtrack since you can unzip the game exe and extract all the ogg files
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>>632985
I hear Terry Pratchett's death ain't half bad.
But then again I haven't read any discworld books.
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I don't know HSG I'm just throwing shit at the walls here and seeing what sticks.
What the fuck do YOU want to talk about?
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>>632990
big fat queer dicks
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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital 4m4 minutes ago
Oh, and big Enter the Gungeon news tomorrow. <pew pew pew>
ITS HAPPENING
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No.632997
i feel like granola is just lying about being healthy
No.632998
I want someone to violently lodge an axe bit right through my corpus callosum
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>>632996
blyat
>>632997
most granola's sweetened or carb-loaded as shit but i suppose it's healthier in the sense that it's not empty calories
No.633000
I've got a feeling this is gonna be a pretty unepic election.
I should probably just go to sleep after I vote in November, the shitposting in 2012 was bad enough.
No.633001
what'd they do to you, conker?
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>>633000
but how will you know whose memes reign supreme
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>>633002
I'll know when I wake up.
I could also just gag everyone on tf2.
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>>632998
why
you got the epileps?
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>>633000
This is the most epic election in history.
No.633006
Noroi: the Curse
moar like
Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
amirite
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>>633006
english, motherfucker
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>>633004
nah, just a headache and a yen to die
No.633013
*ahem*
That was a good nap
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>>633015
is there something you find
problematic?? :^)
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>>633001
he looks sickly
like he's been through some crystal treatment in the hospital
No.633020
man, fuck allergy season
i can't enjoy this tasty burg because my throat is fucking raw from drainage and my head is all cloudy from being stuffed up and my nose is all sniffly from being stuffed up and also because of drainage
i didn't fucking ask for this
my burg didn't ask for this
No.633021
>trump is leading in Alabama
wew
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>>633020
invest in over-the-counter allergy relief
No.633023
I am glad sjws are angry.
No.633024
anyone here on the trump train
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>>633022
i have, but i started taking them a little too late. i had hoped i could wait a while because we're supposed to get more winter weather here next week, but i probably should've started as soon as it started warming up
No.633027
i've been twitching all over my body and have chills going up and down my body all day
also my eyes are having ocular migraines which hasn't happened in awhile
also i feel like crap and my lymph nodes in my neck have been aching super bad
i think this is it boys
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>>633023
where'd your spurdo go
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No.633030
what if jeb gets back into the polls
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>>633028
he realized that gondola is superior
No.633032
jeb bush, sitting in a hollowed out voting machine and changing all the voting sheets to have "jeb!" as a write-in choice, making robot beeps and boops in between sobs
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>>633032
*changing all the voting sheets to have "guac" as a write-in choice
No.633035
trump won't be able to satisfy his voting base.
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>>633035
yeah he will
he's epic...
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>>633036
He's not going to do any of the things he's saying he'll do, and he probably has no intention to, were you born yesterday
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>>633037
this is probably the fiftieth thread where that's been said and this will now probably be the fiftieth time it's been responded to with "as if any of the other candidates are going to do what they say they will"
No.633039
*twiddles his thumbs and says something controversial every once in a while while blaming bureaucracy in congress as to why he can't do any of the things he said he'd do that he really has no intention of doing*
you're right actually! it is epic..........................
No.633040
i am glad that brokenspacebar is a pathetic sore loser who storms off in a huff when he gets proven wrong
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>>633038
But what's important is, despite it being said for all the other candidates, it pisses you off the most when it's trump.
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>>633041
so far i've only seen it said about trump in the first place unless in rebuttal to the initial "trump won't do what he says he will"
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>>633042
if he's like every other politician, and you're using the term every other politician in a derogatory way, you shouldn't be offended when I simply say the obvious.
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No.633045
Anyone willing to cast bets as to what the reaction of /pol/ and middle america will be when they slowly realize trump isn't who they thought he was
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>>633044
Should there be a term for trump's voting base that defend him like redditors defend bernie. Like you.
i have a term. it's idiot.
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>>633046
fuck off shillary cliton
No.633048
elect sponge for president 2020
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>>633047
I'm not even dissuading you from voting for trump. By all means do so. It will be entertainment from start to finish climaxing in trump le rubbing hands jew memes.
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>>633049
I have a feeling this is vfan
No.633051
my homemade burg was 'pic
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>>633050
Anyone with half a brain who's been alive for more than five years: "Yeah hate to say it but this guy who's running for president? He's probably not telling you the 100% truth."
Person's voting base who should know better by now: "But that's not true! That can't be true! fuck off shill!"
;)
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