No.633058
When will we elect Slavoj Žižek hsg
No.633060
>>633055
>there is a literal socialist candidate
>they still try and frame hillary "big bank bukkake" clinton as socialist
No.633061
>>633059
get well soon zygarde
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No.633064
>>633060
The answer is simple. everyone is still confused neoliberalism isn't a shared ideology among all candidates. They are confused because the truth hurts and the truth doesn't feel good.
No.633065
>>633059
stay strong zoldier...
No.633066
>>633059
get well soon zygarde
No.633067
why is "no z" a meme anyway
there wasn't any gray
No.633069
trump cult of personality: funloving funposting chaps from all walks of life who enjoy posting cute girls with MAGA hats on indonesian cannon cleaning forums
bernie cult of personality: mostly young white college cucks who make it a challenge to see how much of their money they can put in a communist skeleton's pocket
No.633071
>>633069
so both of them suck and are equally annoying is that the joke
No.633072
>>633069
i mostly see ugly girls
No.633073
>>633059
sleep tight pupper
No.633074
>>633069
hillary cult of personality: bernie cucks rapidly beginning to realize socialist skeleton doesn't have a chance in hell of the president's chair but still want to avoid trump being elected at all costs
No.633075
>>633067
Probably the hype of zygarde's new forms and the lore surrounding him
Kyreum (don't know how you spell it) got his shine in white2/black
Zygarde is abandoned
No.633076
>he called a neoliberal a communist when he's voting for more the same neoliberal
No.633077
set my spirit free boneitis baron
No.633078
Where is Joey's MAGA hat?
No.633079
>when election comes around again and they still think there's much of a difference between candidates and it becomes increasingly likely they'll do this for the rest of their lives like every past generation has
No.633080
>>633075
all of zygarde's new forms were dumb as fuck.
cell and core are ok i guess, but should stay anime only
dog and mecha are dumb as fuck
No.633082
No.633083
>>633080
>dog and mecha are dumb as fuck
they were epic as hell and thinking outside the box which is good
No.633084
only about a year too late am i supporting the skeleton meme
on a mostly-unrelated note milk is actually really good and good for you i love milk
No.633085
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No.633089
My shit stinks really bad
What do
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No.633093
>>633083
How were they "thinking outside the box".
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No.633098
i think my computer's clock is off by like a half minute
No.633100
i can't wait to live in the open source robot future
No.633101
i think i'm having a stroke
No.633102
>>633099
That's a fucking walrus you double nigger
No.633105
No.633106
>>633081
the hero we need but not the one we deserve
No.633107
where is my news update, andrew hussie
No.633110
>>633107
well he said in a month, which is March
he didn't specify when in march
>inb4 at the 31st
No.633111
The Final Boss of HSG: Joey.exe
No.633112
for some reason i feel like otters are probably mostly assholes
No.633113
sometimes i forget how cute otters are
No.633115
No.633116
>>633115
but michael gira is amazing
No.633117
>>633115
check out this swan
No.633118
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No.633124
why does my dog keep whining
No.633125
>>633119
baby seals are the cutest lil nigs in the entire animal kingdom
No.633126
i swear to fucking god if sako responds to my last post with a bird picture i will shove his whole rifle up his ass
No.633127
>>633126
is that a threat or a promise
No.633128
>>633125
search up "ribbon seals"
No.633129
>>633124
check food/water bowls to see if they're empty
see if dog needs to use the bathroom
maybe dog just wants pet
if none of these plan vet trip and see if anything's wrong internally
No.633132
>>633129
it just wanted to run outside and fuck around
thanks
No.633133
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No.633136
looks like it's another lesser of two evils election
No.633137
>>633134
cat eating a candy cane
No.633139
the seals that grow up to have weird, vaguely human faces can fuck right off though they scare me
just look at this piece of shit
No.633140
>>633136
which one is the lesser of two evils
No.633142
reminder that clinton is:
-a criminal responsible for american deaths
-party to her husbands sex crimes
-laughed about defending a pedophile who raped a 10 or 11 year old girl
-cartoonishly evil
No.633143
>>633139
Maybe you have a lot of mirrors around your house, but that is not "vaguely human"
No.633144
>>633137
aww cute
is that yours
No.633147
>>633132
pupper was just bored then which is perfectly fine
No.633148
>>633146
it's going to be ran over
No.633149
>>633144
yes
>>633145
is anything i said factually wrong (besides the last point which is opinion)
No.633150
>>633140
probably hillary
i would just flip a coin tbh
No.633152
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No.633153
wwould
would zizek approve of Bernie?
No.633154
>>633149
does this mean i can say you have a nice pussy
No.633155
who le fuggy mcwuggy is zizek
No.633156
No.633158
Almost time for bed wagecucks. You need to be up bright and early tomorrow to beat the morning rush hour.
No.633159
>>633059
get well soon zygarde
No.633160
>>633158
does anyone here even have a job?
I think there's some IT people but I thought at least one of them worked from home
No.633161
>>633155
commie meme philosopher
No.633162
No.633163
would zizek approve of sexting joey
No.633164
>>633152
i was surprised to learn how curious cows are
like if you lie down in a cow field they all start crowding around you and staring at you nervously, kinda nervously taking steps toward and away from you like "oh fuck what happened to that guy is he ok"
then when you sit up they all kinda recoil in shock a little
too bad they're delicious and therefore must die
No.633165
is neet pepe the purification of pepe
No.633166
What would zizek think of pepe
whats the capitalist critique of frogposting
No.633167
when's the last time there was a significant change in the parties
maybe trump memeing his way to the nomination will do something
No.633168
>>633149
oh man you were being serious i thought you were trolling, and if i took it seriously you would mock me for getting upset
oh my god
yeah, she's not personally responsible for anyone's death holy shit that's such a stretch
i don't know how she's "party" to his sex crimes but after doing some research you're right it sounds like he's had a lot of serious allegations
she didn't laugh at the victim, it was a hollow laugh
i just listened to the tapes
she laughed about the fact that her client the rapist had passed a polygraph, which "destroyed her faith in polygraphs", which is the phrase she laughed at
she also laughed while describing the face that the prosecutor tampered with evidence and tried to prevent her from seeing, but she was chuckling while saying "why yes i do have a right to see evidence"
here's the tape
http://freebeacon.com/politics/the-hillary-tapes/
so even when you're not lying you're stretching the truth
you could work for fox news, grant
No.633169
No.633170
>>633168
i might possibly agree with this pot but I saw "MAKARA" and its length and stopped reading
No.633171
No.633172
File: 1456889888949.png (100.71 KB, 500x388, 125:97, tumblr_inline_n69e6xDLOt1r….png)
No.633173
>what do we want
WHITE! GENOCIDE!
>when do we want it
RIGHT! NOW!
No.633174
>>633173
You're a white tranny
i hope you get genocided
No.633175
>>633173
start with yourself fatty
No.633176
wonk is gonna be here forever
No.633178
>>633172
kanaya looks like a boy without lipstick
No.633179
>>633169
>>633171
>>633172
dude
no man
like, he asked me if what he said was factual, so i researched it
that's what i do
>>633170
read it you moron
No.633180
No.633181
>>633178
check your first world lipstick privileges you binary pro-gender essentialist shrill
No.633182
>>633179
i read it against my better judgement before you posted this
i was wrong, I don't really care
No.633183
>>633177
you got something to say, slav
No.633184
No.633185
>>633170
>>633170
>>633170
this but without the "might possibly agree with" part
No.633186
>>633182
thanks for reading it anyway, means a lot
No.633187
No.633188
Kung fu panda man *sniffles* is very deep
No.633189
>>633187
why did you abandon your old trips
No.633190
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No.633192
>>633189
trips suck its too much effort
No.633193
wait I can improve that post
No.633194
unless you mean trip not here
No.633195
can I be Kanaya Souled
How do I get Kanaya reassignment therapy
I need my Kanaya pronouns
No.633196
wwhat do wwe wwant
: 33 < white genocide!
wwhen do wwe wwant it
: 33 < right meow!
No.633197
>>633194
i mean ericsmith or whatever
No.633198
>>633185
>>633187
so you asked me if what you said was factual
and then you didn't read my post
wow, this is why you and BSB are buddies
he can't take it when he's proven wrong either
No.633199
>>633195
You Must Talk Like This
No.633200
>>633164
behaviorally cows are like big dogs
cows can even have best friends and shit they're sweet animals but they're unfortunately tasty
the same goes for pigs which make great pets
No.633201
>>633197
eric "epic" smith is one of the 3 valve employees who still works on tf2
and by works on tf2 i think he just writes the patch notes
>>633198
im replying to let you know im not reading your post
No.633202
>>633196
definite improvement
well memed
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No.633204
>>633168
>hillary isn't responsible for benghazi
No.633205
behaviorally saltlicks are like big dogs
saltlicks can even have best friends and shit they're sweet animals but they're unfortunately tasty
the same goes for cletuses which make great pets
No.633206
No.633207
there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically support hillary clinton
No.633209
>>633208
redpill me on this meme
No.633210
>>633207
no you see this woman whos spent her entire life defending rapists is way less evil than man who wants to build a wall and bully jeb
No.633211
>>633201
>im replying to let you know im not reading your post
pathetic
No.633212
>>633206
i will make it epic......
No.633213
i also will not read the big text on the anime images
No.633214
>>633199
But That Is Just Kanaya MemePosting
I Want To Truly Be Kanaya Kin
Even When I Know Otherkin Are Veritably And Astoundingly Exceeding In Their Fakeness
No.633215
bullying Jeb! is the worst crime ever committed
No.633216
>>633213
EAT SHIT
[image of a disgruntled anime girl with large eyebrows holding up a cup of tea]
AND DIE
No.633217
>>633209
Zizek is a Meme
Ideology is a Meme
His entire philosophy is a meme
Go read up on 300 pages of Hegalian Dialectics and Penis Philosophy and you'll be able to Meme like a bustling *sniff* Slav
No.633218
>>633214
Kanaya Is More Than Just A Meme
She Is A Way Of Life
Accept Her Into Your Heart And Mind And You Will Become Kanaya
No.633219
literally if a study came out proving that Donald Trump has been a sweet potato fermenting in the sun for all this time I wouldn't even be surprised
No.633220
every time a leftist replies to me the wall gets a little bit taller
No.633221
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
come listen along with me
No.633223
>>633221
Don't Post Music I Like
No.633224
>>633223
aw are you bothered
No.633227
I wanna TASTE Earl Grey tea, but I don't wanna be AWAKE like I would be if I drank tea right now... I know you can make decaf tea at home but that sounds like work and I'm still kinda high
>>633221
haha, this should be embarrassing, why not
No.633228
I listen to ITAOTS 3 times a day
No.633229
i like meme music so of course i like ITAOTS
No.633230
>>633220
every time trump is called a fascist another brick is placed
the wall will be up before you know it
No.633231
No.633232
every time someone makes fun of jeb the guac gets a little bit tastier
No.633233
No.633234
I'd feel bad for Jeb! except that he fucking stole the 2000 presidential elections for his brother
No.633236
so how's everybody doing tonight
No.633237
No.633238
>>633236
I'm really gay for Florence Welch
No.633239
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No.633241
>>633238
damn, yeah, she's incredible
No.633242
No.633244
>>633243
>that incredibly long palm
[shrieking]
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No.633248
i'll be back in 45 minutes, you faggots better have some quality posts for me
No.633249
Post the gayest rosemary pic you can find
Hardpone: No penis
No.633250
>>633246
just off the top of my head Tavris and PB&J are worse ships and I don't think those are even strong contenders for "worst"
No.633252
Mituna/Cronus is definitely a contender, I can honestly say that it is worse than JohnRose which is an accomplishment of a kind
No.633253
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No.633254
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No.633255
File: 1456892180433.png (186.01 KB, 500x413, 500:413, tumblr_mubvu7u3O61s8ydrro1….png)
No.633256
so it's confirmed then. rosemary: absolute worst ship.
No.633257
>>633254
are these supposed to be jojos or did they just turn out that way
No.633258
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No.633260
>>633256
i mean, even historically
you look at the people who are fans of it
and the truth shows itself
No.633261
jojos?
>>633253
i just
ugh
i love how this artist (and others) do prominent maryam noses
No.633262
>>633257
yeah i was thinking it too
No.633263
>"the fans of a ship are what determine if a ship is bad" meme
uggghhhh
No.633264
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No.633265
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No.633266
>>633263
literally proving my point
No.633267
>>633254
shes got the yaoi hands going on there
yuri hands?
No.633269
>>633265
why do tumblrs give rose that meme skin disease?
No.633270
>>633265
this image gave me cancer
No.633271
>>633266
fellate my turgid dork, friend
No.633272
Godawful art is supposed to make me like a ship?
No.633273
>>633268
post more zizek
*sniff*
No.633275
I think I might actually be drunk for the first time in my life
No.633276
>>633272
nobody is trying to make you life anything you don't wanna like, my man
No.633277
>>633272
who cares what you like
posting best ship
No.633278
>>633274
johnrose sucks, not even in interesting ways. they're good friends, they have no romantic or sexual interest in each other, it's literally just shipped because Main Guy Main Girl bullshit.
No.633279
>>633277
if yo ucould stop your le spam of le beardo man
that would be extremely epic for me
No.633280
gonna go to beddy-bye, fuck this
No.633281
>>633277
meme commie x meme popstar 4lfye
No.633282
it's like a force field
alright new ship
>>633278
>it's literally just shipped because Main Guy Main Girl bullshit
even hussie pointing this fact out didn't stop people
No.633283
No.633284
okay, maybe John's into Rose a little, but it's also very possible John's just an idiot, and there's certainly no possible way to construe Rose as interested in John
No.633285
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>>633279
and now the ships sunk
look what you did gaylord
No.633286
No.633287
No.633288
johnrose is a bad ship
but at least the two characters don't suck all the life out of each other and find a way to be more boring than the sum of their parts
i.e. rosemary
No.633290
>>633288
only because it never had the chance to be canon like rosemary
No.633291
i got a big ass cut on my arm idk how it got there
No.633292
the only good ship in homestuck is johnroxy
everything else is trash
every single one of them
No.633293
>>633288
see this i don't understand
i don't understand how people can see a relationship with no drama and say "oh it's boring and bad"
like, or, maybe, i dunno, they're in a good relationship
at least, now they are, now that rose is working on her addiction problems
No.633294
homestuck is fucking garbage
but not nearly as bad as undertale or steven universe
No.633295
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>>633293
whoops, that's not davekat
oh well
No.633296
>>633293
a functional relationship doesn't have to be mind-numbingly boring you idiot
No.633297
>>633293
why do not enough people like roxy x rose
gay incest ship needs to be normalized
No.633298
>>633292
johnroxy is in fact also trash
No.633299
hussie can't write relationships
No.633300
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>>633296
the only reason it was boring was because kanaya was a canon cuck queen in-story
and rose would've been the Dom but she became a drunk fruity lesbian
and they both stopped mattering altogether
No.633301
>>633296
the fact that you're bored by rosemary says more about you than it does about the ship
No.633302
No.633303
>>633297
fam I think that's dave
No.633304
>>633302
he can write code
No.633305
No.633306
>>633297
dave and rose mentioned cybering together once so i guess that's close enough even if it's not gay
No.633307
>>633303
oh sorry fam i couldnt tell
they drew him like a fag
cause he is one
thanks hussie
No.633308
>>633301
yeah it says he can read lol
No.633309
No.633310
No.633311
>>633308
*'t
*and he hates lesbians
No.633312
>>633296
i don't see where you're getting "mind-numbingly boring"
what would you like them to be doing
skydiving together? having raucous lesbian sex on the platform they're floating on with all their friends?
they're just girlfriends
the status of their relationship isn't relevant right now
so why would there be page time devoted to their relationship, when there are more important things (not) happening in the story?
>>633284
>>633278
how do you feel about
johndave
not necessarily in canon but hypothetically
No.633313
File: 1456893258232.png (430.71 KB, 500x647, 500:647, tumblr_lxmg0zArxh1qf3ppeo1….png)
to people who dont like rosemary
what is your favorite ship and why is it better than dyke lesbians?
No.633314
>>633310
Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak
No.633315
>>633301
what it says about me is "lesbians are cute :3" isn't enough depth to make sustain a relationship i'm supposed to care about
No.633316
>>633310
Russian roulette
but with all the bullets loaded instead of one
No.633317
>>633310
castlevania aria of sorrow
learn to speedrun the original deus ex
No.633318
>>633312
one-sided on Dave's side is an interesting piece of backstory for a better ship
No.633319
>>633313
i remember john and jade interacting decently
No.633320
>>633308
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
No.633321
is anyone actually excited for the end of homestuck
do you care what happens?
No.633322
>>633311
lesbians are great
rosemary is just so bad that can't redeem it
No.633323
No.633324
>>633313
I never seriously cared about any ship in Homestuck
John and Aradia was a nice crack ship
No.633325
No.633326
>>633321
i couldn't care less about homestuck
No.633327
>>633312
the way they interact is what's boring dude, not just them having the relationship together.
they're both characters that are greatly funny and entertaining when interacting with other characters but are so fucking boring together. they don't bounce off each other in any compelling or fun way. they're just fucking dull but i'm supposed to enjoy their logs because "x3 theyre both girls!"
No.633328
>>633311
>if people don't like a ship it means they hate lesbians
[that one clip of a street fighter announcer saying 'yeah that makes sense']
No.633329
basically the gist is, if you see rosemary being a normal healthy relationship that doesn't entirely consume their characters and their screen time but is instead just a background fact about the two of them, and you say "boring"
what you're really saying is "lesbian relationships should only exist if they have drama or are tragic or are somehow the only thing that matters about the two characters in the relationship"
>>633318
ah, the tragic dave backstory of "i was rejected by my best friend, who was my first love, because he was 'not a homosexual, dave'"
i've read many a non-sburb au with that one
No.633330
>>633326
why are you here?
No.633331
>>633329
i gagged a lil tbh
No.633332
>>633327
maybe their relationship with each other is different than the relationship they have with other people
maybe having someone they can turn to and talk to without being infinitely witty and having intense repartee, and instead just enjoy each other's company, and do cute things like "sits poked", is what draws them to each other
No.633333
>>633330
why are you
doe anyone here seriously, actually care about homestuck currently
No.633334
>>633330
why would i be in hsg if i was looking for homestuck discussion
No.633335
itt designated hsg leftists defend rosemary by interpreting "it's boring" as literally anything but "the ship is boring"
No.633336
>>633335
well, we're trying to pin down how you reached that incorrect conclusion, so yeah it's not surprising we're not just rolling over and accepting your contrafactual hypothesis
No.633337
>>633332
and that's boring, homestuck was at its best when it was witty and had good repartee
No.633338
>>633326
combination of stockholm syndrome and nostalgia
No.633339
>>633329
it DOES almost entirely consume their characters is what makes it so sucky you idiot
kanaya and rose were both great, but so much of their characters is just their boring relationship now and it's never funny or compelling and i don't caaaaare
No.633340
>>633329
why are you so fucking boring
No.633341
>>633336
Rosemary is fucking boring you dumb tranny
that's all there is to it
No.633342
>>633335
Rose and kanaya are interesting characters in their own right
but smashing them together does not make a workable pairing
it's like smushing icecream and fettuccine together, theyre good but mixing them is gross
No.633343
>>633336
>contrafactual hypothesis
talk like someone whos not a massive sperg tyvm
No.633344
i remember when almost every pesterlog was solid gold
No.633345
>>633344
i remember too
all those years ago...
No.633346
>>633342
>kanaya
>interesting character
No.633347
>>633342
*drools a little*
No.633348
>>633342
They can form a good ship, the potentials there. We saw the chemistry their first couple conversations.
Too bad hussie a shit
No.633349
christ these two are annoying
No.633350
>>633341
see, in the comic called "Homestuck," the characters Rose and Kanaya have great chemistry and their logs are a delight to read
so you can understand why I'm confused that you're asserting it is instead boring?
>>633343
talk like less of a buttmad faggot about some shitposts tyvm
No.633351
>>633346
Shes a virgin cuck queen zombie vampire gaylord
thats about as interesting as rose
The hell even is Roses personality? What does she do but lust after gay
No.633352
el diablo best ship
katnep a little below
everything else is shit
No.633353
>>633350
>rose and kanaya have good pesterlogs
we obviously didn't read the same comic
No.633354
>>633344
i remember when hussie actually accepted user-interaction
No.633355
its fucked up and weird how leftists enjoy reading endless diarrhea of boring dull garbage
No.633356
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>>633337
but why does EVERY CHARACTER have to have the same way of intereacting with EVERY OTHER CHARACTER???
that's just shitty and lazy character design!
why would every character interact the same way? why would you sacrifice individual voices just so you can be constantly entertained?
also, fucking newsflash you don't have to LIKE every single fucking thing in every piece of media you consume
it's not all supposed to be the exact same so you can enjoy all of it with your singular taste in things
like you saying "UGH why don't these two talk to each other like they talk to everyone else???" doesn't mean they're boring
frankly, it means YOU'RE boring
No.633357
No.633358
>>633348
No that's not correct. Vriska and equius had great dialog. John karkat and dave had amazing chemistry as bros.
It does not mean they should fuck
No.633359
itt: people who unironically call themselves SJWs post boring retarded drivel and should be ignored
No.633360
>>633355
why are you sensationalizing rosemary apologist as 'leftists', its so random
you might as well just say nigger-lovers
No.633361
>>633355
it's sad, i think they can tell it's bad but they force themselves to enjoy it because that is "the right thing to do"
No.633362
>>633356
Wow no stop posting.
No.633363
but saltlick hates niggers, that's why he wont even dare say it like they're voldemort or some shit
No.633364
>>633356
please stop posting at any time
No.633365
>>633356
who reads things to be bored
No.633366
>>633361
what the fuck are you even talking about?
why are pushing your political agenda onto a shitty ship debate
no one cares
No.633367
oh boy oh boy
did someone say "el diablo"
>>633359
fun fact: i don't think i've ever called myself a "sjw" unironically
i just get called that by losers who use it as a buzzword to mean "someone i disagree with"
>>633362
if all you're gonna post is "stop posting" why don't you go ahead and stop posting, old buddy old pal
No.633369
>>633353
that's literally the premise I've been operating on for years wrt HSG. I'm not interested in reconciling our points of view anymore, I'm reduced to scraping what meagre crumbs of amusement can be found in these stupid circular discussions
No.633370
>>633356
>rosemary isn't boring YOU'RE boring
No.633371
>>633367
at last you post something good
No.633372
marxists against rosemary
No.633373
>ITT people cannot accept others unironically having different opinions over fictional faggots
its like we're neurologically damaged or something
No.633374
>>633370
i'm literally serious
people are asking for all characters and character interactions to be the same
that's boring!
>>633371
i never stop, boyo
No.633376
>>633372
zizek hates rosemary
you should too comrades
No.633377
>>633374
>people are asking for all characters and character interactions to be the same
you wanna link to the post that says that
No.633378
>>633377
heres the link
>>>/strawman/
No.633379
>>633376
thank you sniff sultan
No.633380
*gets upset over lesbian ships in a dead comic*
No.633381
>>633377
sure
>>633327
>that are greatly funny and entertaining when interacting with other characters but are so fucking boring together
>they don't bounce off each other in any compelling or fun way
basically
>they act differently with each other, but if they acted with each other the same way they interact with other people, it'd be okay
it's like people honestly don't understand human interaction
No.633382
*writes an 11 paragraph objectivist rant of rosemary with ayn rand smoking pic*
DONT YOU DARE SKIP OVER IT
No.633383
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wow okay i'm bored of that topic
new discussion
man i love mcsiggy's human dancers AU
No.633384
>>633383
stop posting bad art
No.633385
>>633381
>what the post said
>'basically'
>some completely different shit you just made up
don't you have cars to break into or something
No.633386
>>633381
we don't want to read about two human lesbians
we want to read about characters
if anyone translated human dykes into a novel word for word Id puke and cry of boredom
No.633387
>>633383
stop posting period
No.633388
>>633381
you can have different interactions but still have them be funny and entertaining
No.633389
>>633383
is this good end hsg
No.633390
>>633386
>we don't want to read about two human lesbians
>we want to read about characters
this is bullshit but just imagining trying to explain how this is bullshit is making me tired
No.633392
>>633384
this is like asking you to stop posting birds and guns
No.633393
>>633390
we're all losers here, go ahead
I'll wait
No.633395
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>>633385
>don't you have cars to break into or something
w-what
>>633384
never post a gun or a bird ever again
>>633387
sounds good
i'll never use a period again
No.633396
>>633391
holy god i hope that's somebody messing with them i don't want to imagine there's somebody willing to starve themselves and their family to donate to a fucking politician
No.633397
>>633391
>that second to last paragraph
WEW
No.633398
>>633396
they posted on reddit
its already too late for them
thats like posting on hsg but they have a life to lose prior
No.633399
Why Is She So Perfect?
I Want To Be Her So Bad
My Soul Cries Out For Kanayadom
No.633400
>>633390
stop posting any time
No.633401
there's a sort of an anchoring and adjustment thing going on in arguments like this, where a person can "win" an argument by starting off on the wrongest possible foot. they can then proceed from their stupid fucking premise while their opponent is at a loss for words trying to pick the most important thing wrong with the premise
(this isn't about lesbians, HSG does this about everything all the time)
No.633402
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>>633388
exactly! and that's what rosemary is
but i guess what the problem is, is that what YOU find funny and entertaining, and what I find funny and entertaining, are bound to be different
so let's agree to disagree!
>>633391
>that penultimate paragraph
there's no way in hell i believe a single one of these
No.633403
>>633395
>w-what
you know, because you stole shit for drug money and acted like it was the systems fault
No.633405
>>633401
I wasnt even aware there was enough coherency left to have a debate proper
I thought we all just shitposted about dong kong and fapped to joey
No.633406
>>633403
>you know, because you stole shit for drug money
okay now i'm honestly confused
wait
do you think i'm tUMUt? he posted about breaking into cars and stealing shit
i'm not tUMUt
No.633407
>>633405
I mean, yeah, but there are arguments to get into regardless
and every argument I get into, I always hit this brick wall of sheer wrongness that I am powerless to bring down
No.633408
>>633405
dk meme is sadly dead
i still fap to joey all the time
No.633409
i just noticed the transparent skeletons on my screen
is that a thing or am I hallucinating
am i going to die soon?
No.633410
No.633411
>>633409
been a thing since, what, october
No.633412
>>633406
huh, i guess i was
you're still a cunt tho
No.633413
No.633414
No.633415
did you know bergamot is pronounced how it's spelled, and not "ber-guh-moh"
anyway I really like bergamot, I feel like it's a shitty snob thing to like Earl Grey but shit son I love it
No.633416
we need a zizekian take on rosemary debates
No.633417
>>633409
i blocked the image with adblock because they bugged the shit out of me but now there's this unclickable area at the bottom of the screen where the gif would be placed so i need to scroll down farther than usual for some things
No.633418
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>>633412
get your clowns straight
No.633419
>>633413
joey's a girl of fine taste and character (was there ever any doubt)
No.633420
May-December Mom Lalonde/Nanna Egbert
No.633421
liking rosemary is pure ideology
No.633422
I Try So Quantitatively Much To Be Her
My Vain Desires Will Never Be Enough
Kanayas Completeness Will Always Elude Me
No.633423
interpretations of and reactions to text cannot be objective- they are always informed by the experience and beliefs of the interpreter. if two interpreters reach incompatible interpretations, what have we learned except that people are different?
No.633424
>>633423
*snaps like we're in some sorta campus coffee shop*
No.633425
*fills cup with every drink from the soda fountain*
*sips it*
Fuck you.
No.633426
I've been making fun of Bernie for his apparently awful money management for months now, but I just realized he's a complete genius.
>Serve in the Senate for decades with a perfectly clean record
>Not even any insider trading which is completely rampant with Congressmen
>Its all a ploy to project the perfect image of a clean politician
>When the time is right run for President
>Pander heavily to the young, liberal, college student demographic
>Promise them a socalist utopia, kick of a massive grassroots campaign
>Pocket 90% of the donation money that is pouring in, don't actually try running very aggressively
>Have every opportunity to sink Hillary's campaign by attacking her over one of literally dozens of terrible scandals
>Purposefully don't, allowing her to pull back ahead and cause his supporters to panic
>Desperate they throw even more donation money at you
>Laugh all way to bank as Hillary easily secures the nomination
What a fucking scam, I'm actually kind of amazed.
No.633427
>>633421
We must critique the shippers delusional thinking away
No.633429
>>633425
Hey I do that all the time
Sometimes its gross but it usually tastes like a generic average of all the other drinks
No.633431
i had this huge obsession with kanaya kissing my neck for about a week or so last fall
No.633433
Guys I think Trump has been stumped. He was supposed to win all states but Texas but he didn't. Trump isn't electable enough to go up against the Democratic contender. I used to support Trump but I'm a CruzMissile now.
No.633434
No.633437
>>633423
thats not true
we can read a text objectively by the way its supposed to be interpreted and idealogical contours of its obvious juxtapositions
So to make sense of the question "Is Rosemary boring" shouldn't mean what's your sniveling half-baked opinion on it but rather "Does the text suggest Rosemary is meant to be boring" in a way that serves the narratives framework and "How affective does this Objective proceed to emulate its goal"
No.633438
>>633425
the guy from that vine is sort of attractive
No.633439
>>633434
no pls
>>633436
you can filter me though
don't reply to my posts
No.633440
>>633435
it was a simple request
oh well
No.633441
>>633437
I am way too high to be talking about this
but in short: "no," or at least "that's a complete non-sequitur"
No.633442
>>633440
are you posting this unironically
No.633443
>>633423
weren't you calling people saying rosemary was boring objectively wrong a few posts ago
No.633444
>>633440
good lord that looks fucking awful
No.633445
>>633443
yeah, but like, ironically. bro
No.633446
>>633445
>merely pretending
No.633447
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>>633442
what are you asking here
i posted it on purpose, yes
i posted that picture because it is an example of a style that has been called "bad art" before
i have it saved because i like that particular artist's particular interpretation of the alien nature of the trolls
because, to me, "grey humans with horns" is boring
>>633444
you brought this on yourself mate
No.633448
i wonder why all our dumbest posters are the ones that do drugs
No.633449
the face of a child molester
No.633450
>>633448
woah now buddy, chaz already said weed isn't a drug, remember?
No.633451
>>633441
I think lots of parts of suggestion rosemary's objective in the text is meant to be taking boringly
or atleast, not seriously
serious =/= boring
we get this when they go on their date and it's a goofy played out gag
If Rosemary is effectively supposed to serve out humor or a gag and the objective of gags aren't meant to be boring I'd say, no it's not "boring"
Just not very effective
basically rosemary serves no purpose in the plot or aesthetics you could take it out and nothing would change, its just there for shippers
so if rosemary isnt objectively "Boring" at the same time we cannot say its objectively interesting either
No.633452
you guys expect a level of self-consistency and precise literalism from me that I don't expect from myself, and that's honestly kinda saying something
nothing I say is totally serious, or totally joking, because I'm a human being and I'm subtler than that
No.633453
>>633447
look at that roxy's face
muh style can't defend that
No.633455
>>633451
dude, why do you think Authorial Intent is a) a static, directly-perceivable, objective thing and b) fucking magic
No.633456
don't do catnip kids. don't turn out like saltlick.
No.633457
>>633455
>lmao we don't have arcs bro
No.633458
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>>633449
why the fuck did i never learn how to smile in pictures
why can't i do that
wwrrrraaaargh
also fuck you
No.633459
>>633452
>why do you guys not like me being a retard
gee i wonder
No.633460
>>633456
*does difrent drugs nstead*
No.633461
>>633457
no, clearly author intentions shape the text, but different intentions could leave identical shapes depending on what you believe and what you have experienced
No.633462
>>633455
Intentions and execution are the closest thing we can get to an objective reading because they're whatever bullshit magic the writer believes
No we cannot get "Objectively" objective because then we'd be psychoanalyzing the author and his byzantine desires
but a surface reading is still possible
No.633463
also, like, who are you to say what the authorial intent is?
the same biases that you have that shape your interpretation of the text shape what you believe to be the intent of the author
No.633464
>>633462
my man there's way better reasons why rosemary is shit than what hussie intended
No.633465
>>633462
no shit? but no reading can be objective. you can approach an objective reading, in that more and more people would agree your reading is true and precise, but an objective reading is not possible because even our most basic observations are conditioned by experience and beliefs
No.633466
>>633461
a reading of the text doesn't care about that, intentions are all in execution
an objective reading treats an author as infallible because they're a vanishing mediator, they dont matter
so all we're doing is squinting at those shapes
and comparing them to those other ones
No.633467
this is objectively not a triangle
No.633468
where can i find a publication like droog's The Gray Ladies magazine?
i think they're called pinup mags or something, like diet playboy.
do they even make them anymore?
No.633469
No.633471
>>633467
it could be a projection of a triangle though, depending on what you assume about parallel lines
No.633472
>>633463
>also, like, who are you to say what the authorial intent is?
>the same biases that you have that shape your interpretation of the text shape what you believe to be the intent of the author
i dont read them through a lense of opinion
just a repertoire of symbolic and imaginary connotations the narrative codes in
obviously it'd be stupid to speak of intention through a historical context because homestuck isnt history
its comedy/drama and that has recognizable contours we share
No.633473
>>633438
yeah I know I think so too am I gay?
No.633474
>>633472
but you don't all share the same ones, and certainly not all the same ones as Hussie has, they're roughly similar but they are different in ways that lead to concrete differences in outcome
No.633476
No.633477
>>633464
I agree
I have a lot of opinions on this that don't matter
but all I'm saying is if people are going to throw around "Objectively" that someones opinion can be wrong
they actually have to look at the text
Even if 'cause irony bro'
No.633478
>>633468
>diet playboy
you mean regular playboy now?
No.633479
what if you're not gay, but you're just a big fag
what's that called
No.633480
No.633481
>>633478
it's different though
No.633482
No.633483
a "surface" reading must be very, very simple to avoid contradicting another, existing interpretation based on the same text. so simple that it can only be achieved by cynically trimming all your controversial beliefs for the mass market release
No.633485
>>633473
I can'f find the vine atm.
No.633486
an "objective" reading of a text is an idea you carry around in your head. it is not real. it is just your reading of the text, but gutted and sterilized
No.633487
>>633474
>but you don't all share the same ones, and certainly not all the same ones as Hussie has
we have to share some, or there's no affectiveness to any of it
i may not share his views on the reunion or daves gayness
but we can say whether its "objectively" write or wrong based on how it contradicts the text
thats the very premise of death of the author. Me and you dont matter and Hussie doesnt either
this is like, basic derrida 101 or some shit
No.633488
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No.633489
Couldn't find ur vine wtf
No.633490
>>633486
not at all
an "objective" reading has to be gutted through the masses of the market the reading is for
just so you can get some sense of what the hell the author is trying to mean
it has nothing to do with what you think or care about
>>633483
Yes, but in a work like Homestuck its hard
he's changed his "market" a lot and so there are a lot of textual contradictions that his intent shows
The Bro Abuser shit stands out as tonally inconsistent cause hes writing for like totally different nerds then he was originally
No.633492
>>633491
shit fucked it up
No.633493
hey someone other than MuricanSpaceBar respond to >>633468
No.633494
>>633487
the! text! is! not! objectively! meaningful! you bring a lifetime of language use to the task of discerning, hopefully, what the author wants you to, it manipulates symbols that depend on other symbols that are not objectively real, they are all cultural output. but the thing that is physically real in your hands, the laptop or the ereader or the book- THAT is what's real, and "meaning" is nowhere in there. meaning is something that happens in a reader. me and you and Hussie matter, because if you're not me you won't understand my interpretation and if I'm not you then I won't yours and neither of us is Hussie so the signal is rather lossy
No.633495
>>633490
>The Bro Abuser shit stands out as tonally inconsistent
see this is where you are objectively wrong
dave has been showing signs of being fucked up by how bro acts literally since dave was intorduced
No.633498
like, is it cool that information can be transmitted, so far as we can tell, faithfully despite the inherent problems with symbolic communication? yeah! that's pretty fuckin' neato! but objective has nothing to do with it, it is an adaptive coincidence between multiple symbol consumer-producers over time
No.633500
>>633495
>dave has been showing signs of being fucked up by how bro acts literally since dave was intorduced
not him but
>jade was raised by a dog and killed her grandpa as a baby, but is totally fine
>john found his dads corpse and didnt even cry
>most of the trolls literally fought for survival and the ones that survived are fine
>dirk launched into the fucking ocean in total isolation and is fine
>dave spars with his bro and has to order a pizza instead of going to the fridge and he has ptsd
like if you don't see how tonally inconsistent that is then maybe you're the objectively wrong one
No.633501
>>633500
none of those kids you just said were fine are remotely fine
No.633502
>>633500
>john found his dads corpse and didnt even cry
he was kinda stabbed immediately upon finding it
No.633503
>>633496
is this an aboriginal
No.633504
>>633503
what else would it be
No.633505
>>633502
yeah but he was fine when he woke up
>>633501
another literally wrong thing from my man saltlick
all the kids i listed actually function, well dirks an autist but otherwise they're fine
No.633506
No.633507
>>633500
>jade... is totally fine
wrong
>and didnt even cry
that's a sign that he's not okay, friend
>most of the trolls literally fought for survival and the ones that survived are fine
trolls =/= human
>dirk launched into the fucking ocean in total isolation and is fine
>dirk... is fine
HAH
>dave spars with his bro and has to order a pizza instead of going to the fridge and he has ptsd
dave gets thrown down stairs and phsycially beaten, and doesn't understand that a fridge is supposed to have food in it for years of his life
like, i'm sorry, but you are objectively wrong; that literally describes abuse on multiple levels
maybe dave is the only one who's had the time and chance to figure out how fucked up he is
coincidentally, this is also true
no, wait, there was also rose, who realized she had problems concerning her mother that manifested in alcoholism that mirrored her mother's
No.633508
No.633509
>>633500
oh i forgot a good one
>jake lives on an island in isolation with no god dog to protect him AND the wildlife is huge, alien and out to kill him
>talks funny
No.633510
>>633505
>all the kids i listed actually function, well dirks an autist but otherwise they're fine
>functioning means they're fine
holy shit dude
you have literally no idea what you're talking about
maybe take it from the psych major
No.633511
>>633485
search for "I ball every single day of my life"
No.633512
>>633507
I still laugh at "hear metal sounds".
No.633513
I am too fucking high for epistemology-o-clock, not to mention as employed to derail an argument that actually references the real world
No.633514
>>633495
it's not the acknowledgement of bro that stands out, it's just the execution
early hussie would've run it as a joke or built up that sort of emotion for a gag, cause that was what Homestucks aim was then
>>633494
I think we are talking about different definitions of objective here. No, language doesn't exist. Meaning isn't objective. I know it's "Not real", but if we take that line of thought then nothing is objective, not even math and physics which is a symbolization of human abstraction.
Nothing is objective. I know this.
When i say objective here I mean "Subjectively agreed upon relation between author and reader." So yes and no. It's not the authors intent that makes literary objectivity, it's not the readers opinion that matters even.
All objectivity here in this sense means is "a frank understanding/communication of what the text means", even if it's lousy.
Does the text "Mean for Rosemary to be boring/Entertaining and is it effective to the reader" would be a question of objectivity, not in the sense of 'does it exist or is it real' but rather 'how affectively can we answer this question while eliminating the biases of both the readers and the authors'
Or something like that
Idunno man its been years since I took those literary classes
And its a dumb debate for someone who agrees that the ship is nor is it not "Objectively" anything. It stands out as too ineffectual to even get what the text is trying to get across
This is a glaring problem in late stage Homestuck. The lacking "Objectivity" in meaning of what it's trying to say or get across. What the fuck is even being communicated with Caliborn? Are we the readers supposed to be him, are we supposed to agree with him about his criticisms with Homestuck? What does his antagonism represent?
We dont know!
No.633516
i might've been down for albinic strider muh headcanons if the bastards weren't in sunlight near-constantly
i remember reading even artificial light can fuck up an albino with direct exposure for too long
No.633517
>>633514
wow that was way too long dont read that
tl;dr objectivity is stupid
No.633518
No.633519
good fucking grief saltlick we understand you're excited about your new weed hobby but that doesn't mean you need to constantly remind us how high you are, just go suck a dick or something instead fuck
No.633520
is rosemary objectively canon?
No.633521
is anyone reading this shit
No.633522
do humans objectively exist
No.633523
>>633519
plllleaase filter me
>>633518
not now slord we're epistemologists atm
No.633524
No.633525
This is Enrique Rojo Stein. He is the Mexican Ambassador to Jordan.
I don't have anything constructive to say I just wanted to let you guys know that
No.633526
>>633514
>early hussie would've run it as a joke or built up that sort of emotion for a gag, cause that was what Homestucks aim was then
>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
1 Corinthians 13:11, KJV
Early Homestuck was about kids, from the perspective of kids. If you remember, Dave reacting badly to Bro's abuse was played off like a joke by Dave.
But now, Dave has grown up a little. He no longer understands as a child, he understands as someone who has had 3 years to think about what his life was really like.
It's no longer a joke. He has to face reality; Bro is no longer an ideal to look up to whose abusive behavior is excused because it was "ironic" or "cool."
Dave sees it for what it was, and now, so do we, because the writing of Homestuck has shifted.
No.633527
>>633507
>jade
no, she's fine, she hasn't shown any problems at all with powers or emotions and has to be kept asleep for plot reasons because of how overpowered she is
>john
its a sign homestuck wasnt built for heavy drama you sperg
>trolls
literally grey humans
>dirk
way more capable than he has any reason to be, lets see you teach yourself robotics and shit, maybe the seagulls will help you
>dave
dave spars, he went upstairs with his sword ready, he wasn't hurt, and it was something that obviously was intended to train him for sburb (which is also why the trolls almost won with their combative culture)
>>633510
>maybe take it from the psych major
oh no
now i regret writing so much just to argue with a pseudointellectual druggie
No.633528
>>633498
Actual, ontological objectivity and being objective/objectively right and has nothing to do with each other
one is supposing a fake thing called reality exists and external to us it can be known with certainty
the second, when speaking of text, is just "Shared communication exists as long as we believe in a fantasy then we can speculate about it"
If it weren't objective in that sense we wouldn't be communicating and there'd be nothing to speculate about
No.633529
Do you think the Kenyan Ambassador to Japan does anything all day? What about the Peruvian Ambassador to Egypt? What the fuck do they do all day?
No.633530
>>633505
what does it objectively mean to be autistic in homestuck
when you're raised about from culture or society
and when you raise yourself
and when 90% of communication is done through text
No.633531
does liking old stuff more than modern stuff automatically make you a hipster?
No.633532
>>633531
nah, only if the only reason you like it is because it wasn't popular
No.633533
>>633530
i think the bar for 'tism is way higher in homestuck
as in, everyone but dirk and jake aren't on the spectrum
No.633534
barkeep, a tall frosty glass of bernietears please
No.633535
homosuck is shit
I wish autism was terminal
No.633536
>>633527
>he went upstairs with his sword ready
are you honestly arguing that because he was following the order given to him by his abusive guardian, he wasn't being abused?
see, this is why i'm telling you you have no idea what you're talking about
"oh, but he did it willingly" is not an argument against coercion and abuse
No.633537
>>633507
okay but you're not reading the same level of abstraction that was intended at the time
We had a comic where literally 6 billion human beings die and John didnt bat an eye
He was also beat the shit out of mercilessly by Ogres and monsters
Karkat was stabbed
Vriska raised by an actual abuser that forced her to become a psychopathic murderous cunt
and NONE of that pops up as more then a footnote on the level of dialog and communication that Dave got
well maybe with Vriska, but she's a cunt fuck her
Her one so-sorry speech of remorse was just her mary-suing, meant to draw your sympathy
No.633538
>>633537
i still contend that we're waiting on a John breakdown
he still hasn't cried about his dad, has he?
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>>633528
the concept of objectivity is a lie to children at best and a hard limit of your model at worst. it's a lens you use to focus in on some small part of the workings of the world, but that lens distorts like any other. the underlying value here is "shared communication is what matters." but if you want to understand why things happen, you need to have a model in which shared communication coexists with miscommunication, operating under the same principles. that's what's hidden in your "objectivity"- you are focused on there being Something True about the text, and I am focused on explaining why people have different beliefs about shared texts
No.633540
>>633536
nigga you're taking the weird fantasy lifestyles the kids live in and trying to apply actual reasoning to them
in the world of homestuck, dave walking up to fight his bro was fine, it wasn't intended to be some sadstuck shit for wannabe shrinks like you to comb over
No.633541
>>633538
it'll come when he finally meets his arch nemesis the evil batterwitch
No.633542
>>633536
>>633540
also, point out where he was 'coerced' and no the dumb sbahj note doesn't count
No.633543
>>633526
Well okay, I sort of see your point, there's something to be argued about the potential for a dynamic narrative.
But most people still feel shit wasn't handled well.
The rest of the narrative doesn't prime us in to the tonal shit of Dave making these kind of "Adult choices" and talks or shitty things like introspective emotions actually even mattering.
Sure the abstraction goes down but, it doesn't help that it makes callbacks and references to an earlier point in the narratives chronology where those conventions didn't apply.
It would be more effective if 'Dirk' somehow hurt or abused him or he relented against something pushing his shit in, not reframing an event from the past entirely.
No.633544
like, trusting that what you perceive in a text resembles what the author wanted you to perceive is a valid thing to do when you're reading the text, but if you can't step outside that and start thinking about alternative viewpoints on the same text and how they'd have a different telling of the events, you're not prepared to enter a conversation about the seeming paradox of contradictory subjective truths
No.633545
hoooooly shit, I am being a real cuntbag
sorry anon, this was rude of me, I'm gonna go to bed
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>>633540
>it wasn't intended to be some sadstuck shit
then why was dave visibly uncomfortable with it?
and also, here's a counterpoint: read my post here >>633526
the beginning of the story is childlike, and the end will be grown up
because Homestuck is about growing up
thank you, please, hold your applause
>>633542
did dave ever give the impression that bro ever asked "hey, dave, wanna fight?"
>>633543
>not reframing an event from the past entirely
but isn't that what growing up and reflecting is about?
when you look into your past to reinterpret it, you can't change what happened, and you can't change what you thought at the time
you have to look at your past self, and admit that "hey, my past self was wrong"
earlier in the narrative, those conventions didn't apply because he was a kid and didn't know better
now he knows better
No.633547
>>633537
We also got Kanaya who, prior to being gutted up by Eridan, chain sawed Tavros and felt the hoards of the undead daily.
Wouldn't it be fucking weird if she just went on a rant about her Zombie PTSD from fighting them on alternia all that time?
No.633548
>>633541
meenah/john /ss/ when
No.633549
why do writers think teen feelings are something they should write about
No.633550
someone post kanaya porn tbh
No.633551
>>633549
it brings an audience
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>>633548
/ss/oon
she'll need a tight young replacement when her current toy gets stretched out
No.633554
>>633551
hussie gets more desperate by the day
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>>633546
>did dave ever give the impression that bro ever asked "hey, dave, wanna fight?"
did he ever give the impression that he didn't? between this and john's dad you keep using the absence of something as evidence of that same something
>the beginning of the story is childlike, and the end will be grown up
because Homestuck is about growing up
hey remember how its just dave that has this issue with tone, as in none of the other kids shifted into complete seriousness
pretty sure i said that a few posts up and thats the whole reason the topic was brought up
>then why was dave visibly uncomfortable with it
which part are you talking about
No.633557
>>633556
>hey remember how its just dave that has this issue with tone, as in none of the other kids shifted into complete seriousness
hey remember how the comic isn't done yet
No.633558
>>633539
Well you're the one that fucking kept bringing up "Objectivity" in texts.
Obviously such a thing, in a hard-lined true sense doesn't exist. No interpretation opinion or belief can be perfect. Not the author, or even the text which is bound to be full of contradictions and be a fallible display those of it's creator.
>but if you want to understand why things happen, you need to have a model in which shared communication coexists with miscommunication, operating under the same principles.
That's a problem that's uniquely difficult with Homestuck and Meta-text like it.
It creates it's "Own" principles even as it borrows and discards others.
So to be able to read something like Rosemary or Dave Abuse even in a fakey fake litany of a reading said to be anywhere near conceptually 'objective', or even do any actual reading we cannot judge our own interpretations.
We have to rely on Homestuck, and how the text works, and what it says. What beliefs people have, are trivial to me compared what the text is saying (intentionally or not, internally, contradictory saying) about these tings. Like Lesbians.
It's a genre and mess of it's own.
Even to start to focus on the shared beliefs of the readers you'd have to start to come to some sort of agreement on what ossifier the backbone of Homestuck readers and their readings.
No.633559
>>633557
hey remember how there's only ending flashes left
No.633560
also you guys are being fags to by arguing about homestuck. Let's laugh at cucks being sad
No.633561
hey here's an idea
i'll just write my thesis on child dev psych and homestuck
i'll let you guys read it if you want
hell, i'll mail you a copy
anyway i'm going to bed
i'm kidding i'm not even doing child dev, but fuck if someone couldn't write that thesis
>>633559
okay man
so why did Hussie do it
why did he write Dave's emotional development and no one else's
if we accept that that's what he's doing, and that's what he's done, I posit that it's because Dave is Hussie's self-insert
boom you literally can't prove me wrong
No.633562
>>633553
>stretched out
butt stuff isn't fun stuff
No.633563
>>633544
No one here's saying that, where are we saying that?
Whether Rosemary and lesbians are dope might depend on different contexts.
A feminist context.
A Lesbian liberation context.
A teen sparkly vampire novel context.
Shitty narratives and alternative viewpoints to get a broader idea across, until we're right down with *sniff* man critiquing capitalism through Rosemary.
But to get close to an objective answer you cannot consider those, just the viewpoint and telling of how 'Homestuck' gets it.
And that's really really fucking weird and hard.
Given what we've been given, Lesbians are not seen that highly or treated very valuably in any light, or hold much function or place within the narrative.
If you want to talk about "Why does HSG subjectively think rosemary is good/boring" that's a debate we can have all day without reaching any conclusion.
HSG itself is pretty impossible to analyze.
No.633564
>>633561
>posit that it's because Dave is Hussie's self-insert
>boom you literally can't prove me wrong
why would i try to prove that wrong, we've known that since like 2010
did you really just post that like it was some sort of revelation
No.633565
>>633561
pandering, tumblr fans love the strider manpain
No.633566
>>633564
>why would i try to prove that wrong, we've known that since like 2010
i wasn't saying "you can't prove me wrong that Dave is Hussie's insert"
i was saying "you can't prove me wrong that that's the reason he wrote about Dave and only Dave"
reading comprehension, man
No.633567
OOOOH KARKAT
THE PATRIARCHY
MAN
THAT FUCKING PATRIARCHY
No.633568
>>633560
why
what makes people riled up like this?
No.633569
>>633563
HSG is devoid of context
If you don't understand it best to move on
No.633570
>>633566
the fuck do i care about the reason, the point is and always was it's shit for the story
No.633571
Holy shit that was a dumb argument
Lets debate how objectively hot Kanaya's tits are
No.633572
>>633570
>character development is bad for the story
HSG EVERYBODY
GOODNIGHT
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No.633574
>>633572
developing into shit is bad, sorry!
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>>633562
spoken by someone who's never been penetrated by a solid gold dildo
Condy will be sure to do it in front of a mirror so she can get the moneyshot on her cameraphone
No.633576
>bad character development is bad for the story
no way
No.633577
>>633572
i didn't say character development is shit for the story, i've been saying being tonally inconsistent is shit for the story
reading comprehension, man
you keep talking like you're making hot quips for an audience but everyone here but saltlick knows you're a dumb pedo
No.633578
>>633572
>All development is good
>If Dave decided he was a Trollkin Hetero-romantic lesbian and pined for Nepeta that would be good for the story
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>>633568
they're fags what more explanation do you need?
You want pie charts of how fucking gay they are or something?
No.633580
who kills themselves over politics
No.633581
>>633473
Also I just remembered, didn't you used to say you were gay like every thread?
No.633582
>>633575
is it too much to ask that she takes john's windy weiner in her fishhole
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>>633582
no, she relishes the chance to use her strong seadweller legs to overpower john's mangrit attempts at pulling out
but that comes later, after she's made sure he and the rest of the team she sends the selfies to knows that she's in charge
she wants his first time to be memorable, after all
No.633587
Does anyone still ERP on that troll site?
No.633588
i reiterate:
post
kanaya
porn
tbh
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>>633587
If you want to rp shamchat is the hot new thing
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No.633593
i swear this cough is going to be the ennd of me
No.633594
team anti flannery is complete
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>>633594
i'm a forretress, cool
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>>633590
good times were had trolling that place
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>>633597
Okay that is good
No.633599
>almost payed for porn again
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>>633600
how could i have done this
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Operation: Deforestation was a complete success
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Donald Trump will be assassinated and I will be the one to do it.
No.633616
His chest cavity will not see the light of heaven. It will not be saved by the god Uranium.
No.633617
I should photoshop a picture of donald trump on top of a medical autopsy.
No.633619
holy shit, it's actually snowing a bit
i mea, it's too wet for any of it to actually stick but still
lousy smarch weather
No.633621
Who Is Zizek And Why Is He Corrupting My Son?
No.633622
>>633560
the first pic is very clearly a shop of a picture everyone has seen before.
No.633623
hands up if you first heard about zizek because he hung out with lady gaga
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>>633624
living their lives
at their jobs, visiting friends, meeting new people
join them, seize the day
No.633627
did wesley ever upload cuckold emerald
No.633628
delete all homestuck off my computer
y/n
No.633629
>>633628
no, it'll be worth something later, maybe
No.633630
>>633624
living their lives
at their jobs, visiting friends, meeting new people
join them, seize the day
No.633631
>>633630
>>633626
no i wanna sleep until i stop feeling like garbage
No.633632
i'll just purge the gay i guess
No.633633
>>633631
joke's on you, no amount of sleep will achieve that
trust me, i've tried
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>>633636
wow
he actually is kind of pretty
No.633638
>>633636
photoshop aside, he looks kinda hot in those pics
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No.633641
this lady in this meeting is pronouncing the word command as "commund"
fucking irish cunts i hate their dumb words and shitty code
No.633643
>>633641
calm down mallory archer
No.633644
how do we save john bain (totalbiscuit) from his cancer (ass)
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>>633645
but he's gonna get his die on
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No.633648
betrayed by his own ass... what a sad way to go.
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No.633651
working from home
it's so nice
almost like not working at all
No.633653
i'm becoming more and more attracted to a pokemon
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>>633655
why s he so sad to have so many hotdog
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>>633652
he kinda looks like stephen baldwin
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>>633656
he knows the dog is gonna kill him
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No.633660
holy fuck, i tried to search some of the gay porrim shit in google images and it straight up gave me rev, ben, and some foot shit on the front page results
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.8ch.net%2Fhomosuck%2Fsrc%2F1456892133906.jpg&tbs=imgo:1
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>>633660
>rev is a redditor
why
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>>633660
btw what gay porrim shit
No.633667
you've been cucked by
you've been cucked by
a smooth liberal
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>>633667
but liberals are the ones who get cucked
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>>633668
it's a smooth liberal ya doink
No.633671
forget the first female president
when are we going to get the first numale president??
No.633673
it's the hard life cucks for us!
No.633674
>>633160
I do
>>633394
>ladybug
>it's now 3d DisneyXD channel garbage
WTF happened to the anime version
At least that didn't look like complete shit
>>633594
Grass type great
No.633675
If a chemist is an expert in chemistry and a physicist is an expert in physics then a racist is an expert on race.
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>>633676
it's not a fun life
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>>633675
the plural of goose is geese so the plural of moose is meese
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>>633676
the limited/zero human contact really screws you up after a while, say 2 years
i mean, you don't want to be an actual crazy person right
maybe if you have neet friends idk
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>>633681
geep on truggin :DDDDD
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>>633676
don't let that frog convince you it's okay to be a neet
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>>633689
the pepe is a madman
neethood has destroyed his mind
he doesn't actually have a wagie roommate, he lives in his mom's basement and plays pretend so he can imagine he has someone to talk to
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>>633654
>>633661
but she's so cute
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>>633692
end yourself pokepedo
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No.633697
for lewd: human woman
not for lewd: the pokemon
No.633698
is the pokefucker wesley
I think the pokefucker is wesley
No.633699
henry from firewatch looks like rev
what does this mean
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>>633699
could he hear your sound
No.633701
>>633698
it's definitely wesley
No.633702
>>633701
does he just have a boner for anything green
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No.633705
you fuck the trainers guys, how could you mess that up
No.633707
couldn't spot ur fires wtf
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>>633699
but
but i thought henry was kind of attractive
i think you're imagining things
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>>633707
fucking christ it's too early to be laughing this hard
No.633710
>>633707
it's missing the angry look
No.633712
>>633707
he's got the unkempt confusion down, but he needs that added element of unprompted anger to be properly revved up
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>>633711
i would pet that kitty
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>>633711
show me a pussy and i'll destroy it
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>>633708
>>633712
he's like a slightly more attractive, less angry rev
but without the crippling autism
maybe...
No.633718
>>633714
this your epic new shtick?
No.633719
i dont remember saving a pic of waifu's ass
No.633720
>>633698
>>633701
>>633702
don't insult me like that
No.633721
i'm so hungry
but
i need to slim down for summer
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No.633724
not gonna lie
I probably would
No.633725
i wish i was a cat
meow meow meow
No.633726
cats get to be lazy assholes and people still love them
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>>633698
>>633701
you pair of scoundrels
No.633730
wow he really does do this constantly
definitely seems like he's ingesting something here
narco marco......
No.633731
>>633721
eat an apple, fatty
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No.633736
will rubio share his secret power pill recipe
No.633738
what the fuck is the pill he's taking
No.633739
>going through my folder of cool pictures and potential desktop backgrounds
>tons of them are in thumbnail sizes
>i saved a bunch of them when i was a newfag
>completely useless now, probably going to delete them
kill me
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No.633741
i can't believe i F U C K E D peri
wow
No.633742
>>633741
why would you put your dick in a pile of shit, that's so incredibly gross, you could get a disease or something
No.633743
>>633741
this is exactly why i don't peripost that much anymore
you're ruining the thread experience for everyone
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>>633678
>goose\geese
>goose\geese
Explain sheep
No.633748
>>633747
obviously it should be shoop/sheep
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>>633660
Why'd you google search the filename instead of searching for the image itself.
No.633750
i meant to crop that but oh well
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what you did was rape, wes
you raped peri
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>>633749
jesus murphy those tabs
i mean really, i've had a bunch of shit open at once before but that's just taking it too far
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>>633749
dude clean up your tabs you don't need this many tabs
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>>633746
i am already dead
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>>633749
man this guy does a lot of gay porn
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>>633753
>>633751
>>633756
good morning to you too hsg
>>633755
>>633757
most of them are just art I haven't bothered to stitch yet
yea 11 of them are that currently
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>>633749
>all those undertale tabs
jesus
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>>633760
11
out of 40
that's still 29 active tabs
==you madman==
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No.633764
11 isn't most of 25 but it's close
>>633761
There's 4 I think tabs with undertale icons, most of the tumblr ones are also undertale
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most of the ones that aren't on this window are things i opened before I went to bed and I just saved the session
if I actually closed what I wasn't actively "using" I'd have like, 15 or so
No.633768
how do we stop ben before he reaches godhood
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>>633767
guy
you're not getting this
15 tabs is still a fucking lot
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>>633768
The reason I got this extension in the first place is because in January I had a session with like 50 tabs and chrome crashed and lost the tabs (which used to be the only way I'd ever close tabs I had up for things that I was "procratinating" on)
>>633769
nah
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No.633772
wait no it was like 90, I think
it was a lot, I had a lot of art open
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did someone say sonic porn
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>>633774
get out of here, 13-year-old sexual preferences
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>>633774
that's not the bat from sonic
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also i have 18 pinned tabs i dont know why you people are sperging about 15 being a lot
its really not
t. guy who regularly complains about waterfox using 3+ gb of ram
No.633780
though I do wish I had boobs so I could do that
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>getting woke up by a blowjob
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>>633774
I thought that was roxy for a moment
what has this place done to me
No.633785
>Enter the Gungeon Announces Release Date and New Trailer
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>>633779
I wish chrome didn't separate every tab and extension into a separate process.
>>633783
It looks more like Roxy than Rouge.
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