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No.633792
givem the ol razzle dazzle
No.633793
A bitter contract dispute has intruded into the Northern California wilderness, embroiling Yosemite, one of the country’s most beloved national parks, in the question of who, if anyone, should own the trademark to the park’s name and attractions. Delaware North, a company based in Buffalo, N.Y., has trademarked the name “Yosemite National Park” and other famous brands affiliated with the park, such as The Ahwahnee Hotel and the Wawona Hotel. The company is seeking $44 million for the next concessionaire to continue using them.
No.633794
i have the profound desire not to become a person who could be correctly described as a libcuckian idiot
No.633795
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>getting woken up by a blowjob
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No.633797
>>633795
rev we don't wanna know
No.633798
cooking burgs on the stove is a bad idea
my apartment smells like a grease bit
No.633799
me when I first wake up: fuck, life is not worth living
me when I take my pills: lmao, life is not worth living
No.633800
>>633799
me always: saltlick should kill himself
No.633801
Jude Law and other celebrities including Dad’s Army reboot actor Toby Jones, musician Tom Odell, and comedian Shappi Khorsandi visited Calais last week in an effort to raise the profile of the migrant slums before they were demolished by the French authorities. The group used their trip as an opportunity to call on the British government to throw open the gates to women and children in the camp.
Yet immediately after the cameras stopped rolling for the high profile publicity stunt, the migrants the celebrities had argued so passionately for struck, and a number of Jude Law’s so-called “minders” were ambushed and mugged, reports the Mirror.
An unnamed source is quoted as saying of the incident: “We were shocked to see some of the migrants acting like football hooligans.
“The security team had stones thrown at them, and two had their phones smashed then stolen. Jude and Tom were told to stay in the bus shortly before the ambush as the atmosphere was building”.
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No.633803
>>633801
Muslims
not even once
No.633806
>>633796
Gardevoir used Shadow Ball!
No.633807
i think that if sako had a bird and a couple guns, he would never post here
No.633808
>>633807
i probably wouldn't
No.633810
No.633811
>>633799
you're just not takin the right pills dude
find yourself a better dealer
No.633812
that crossdressing teacher looks ok outside of cosplay too
still photoshopped to hell
No.633813
No.633814
>>633811
oh, I agree. I just got a dosage increase, and if I don't start seeing concrete improvement soon I'm calling up my psych and changing something else
No.633815
>>633814
i just flat out stopped taking my pills
they were garbage that wasn't doing anything besides costing me money
No.633816
No.633817
>>633813
what do you want from me fam
No.633818
No.633819
>>633817
end the poop menace
No.633820
>asian males
not even once
No.633821
wesley actually hasn't been posting his waifu a lot lately thank god
No.633822
elderly asian men usually look way better than young asian men
kinda strange
No.633823
>>633815
my pills definitely help as compared to how fucking miserable and insane I was without them, but I would like to. y'know. function in the real world, and they're not up to that level
No.633824
>"What have you done?" bellowed the spirit dragon. A blast of heat washed over Jace, Ugin's internal fires stoked by anger.
>"You've killed two living creatures that were older than worlds," said Ugin. "Without knowing their purpose, their role, the impact of their lives or their deaths—you risked this entire plane and unknown consequences beyond it to kill them. Because you could."
>In the silence that followed, only Chandra spoke: "You're damned right we did."
Remember when the storyline wasn't a generic shonen
No.633826
does wesley just like the color green
do you pop boners on golf courses
No.633827
>>633823
maybe you should stop taking them you fat, delusional cockmongler
No.633828
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No.633829
who's this bitch, I want Joey
No.633831
>>633828
who dumped yogurt on her head
thats fucked up and really mean
No.633832
man or woman, you probably look good with your face covered in jizz
that's what true gender equality looks like
No.633834
>>633828
*walks up to stage*
*taps mic*
*clears throat*
who is THIS semon demon?
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No.633836
>>633834
google search the image you joker
No.633837
>green has nothing to do with this
what did he mean by this?
No.633838
aradia following in her ancestor's footsteps and becoming an herb-blazing slut
No.633839
>>633836
That sort of looks like Wendy I guess? I don't know why all the sites are in Russian though.
No.633840
>>633839
russians really like cartoon porn
No.633841
I will murder the gardevoir violator
No.633842
>>633841
because you want all the gardepussy for yourself right?
No.633843
How much do you know about your parents?
No.633844
>>633842
no
gardevoir is not for fucking you nigger
No.633845
>>633844
i'm not even the gardepedo dummy
you're really upset about this aren't you
No.633846
which homeshit character is most like sips
No.633847
>>633843
this is an ominous sounding question
No.633848
>>633843
the thing about addiction is it consumes so much of one's personality that there's really not much to know about them
they're about a deep as a dishpan
No.633849
>>633847
You're right, it does seem kind of foreboding. I don't have an ulterior motive, though, I just think parent-child relationships are interesting. Especially when the child is an adult in their own right, and can understand their parents as peers of a sort. I've never been a parent so I can't really comment on the other side of that equation.
>>633848
Sorry, dude, that sucks a lot.
No.633850
austin powers goldmember is a good as hell movie
No.633851
>>633850
grant that is the worst one
No.633852
just set a new set of desktop backgrounds
186 images, all high res, set to change every 12 hours. all kinds of pictures too.
here's the one that it defaulted to and should stay on for the next 12 hours
No.633853
>>633851
i havent seen the others in months so i dont remember much
but goldmember is so good
No.633854
>>633849
oh that makes sense
it is kinda weird to think about, being an adult who could be considered a peer to your parents
i know a lot about my parents, i guess
i don't think they've hidden any part of themselves or their lives from me, i mean
what i find interesting is now, as an adult, i know a lot more about my parents' relationship to their parents
No.633855
I'm not big on american politics, can bernie still win or is he out of the game?
No.633856
>>633855
bernie status: cucked
No.633858
>>633854
ohh yeah, learning about the whole legacies of intergenerational trauma that led to your birth is really a trip. my paternal grandfather abuses his wife, and I'm pretty certain abused my dad and his siblings too. I've never heard my dad say anything negative about his dad, and if I had to guess I'd say that as a kid he identified with his father the way kids often identify with the abusive parent, but my dad's a moderate Democrat and my grandfather is a pretty staunch Republican so I feel like there has to have been some kind of break there
I dunno, I brought this up because my mom showed me some of her poetry for critique, and holy shit, she's a really good poet? it's not like she was hiding that from me, she's shown me poetry before, but it's been awhile and she's developed a really impressive voice. not to mention the subjects of the poems, which gave me all this insight into her experience that I'd never had before. I always thought I understood my mom better than my dad, and I did, but I feel like reading less than a thousand words of her poetry has broadened that understanding dramatically.
>>633855
just by the numbers I think he still can, if his supporters really pull through in the remaining primaries, but the primaries that just happened strongly supported Hillary.
No.633859
if hillary wins I hope some american does the right thing and kills her
No.633860
>>633855
he's gonna stay in until the convention if he keeps winning one or two states every round, like he has been
if the democratic delegates figure out that bernie can beat trump much easier than hillary could, they might switch to his side
No.633861
just heckle my smeckle up
No.633862
>>633857
what does the dark blue represent
No.633863
>>633862
"Superdelegates" I think
No.633864
>>633858
>the whole legacies of intergenerational trauma that led to your birth
i mean, it wasn't trauma, per se, but it makes it easier to understand who your parents are
like, in the years since my grandmother died its become clear what effect she had on my mom, and it wasn't a good one. and i can see bits of her upbringing in her and in me
finding out my dad's dad was an abusive alcoholic for a while there made it much clearer why my dad was a teetotaler, and kind of a dick about it to my mom
also hearing about stories from my family tree it become clear that i come from a family full of people who like being alone and probably would have been perfectly happy never having kids
but wow, yeah, i can't imagine how insightful it must be to read your mom's poetry, that's so great that you have that avenue to understand her
No.633865
>>633863
why do metahumans hate bernie
No.633866
my parents actually met in alcoholics anonymous lol
definitely a great sign for a relationship
No.633867
>>633863
are superdelegates just super because a bunch of them get picked at once, or do they actually have additional power or influence beyond the numbers
>>633864
I use the word "trauma" kind of broadly, I guess. I mean, not unseriously, I just see a lot of things as being potentially describable as trauma. I don't know what the proper meaning is
>>633866
yeah, that could either go really well if you're both firmly on-the-wagon, or really terribly if you both fall off at the same time
No.633868
>>633867
>or do they actually have additional power or influence beyond the numbers
at the convention, they can pick whoever they want
so they can change their mind up until the very last minute
which is why, even if it looks like clinton is winning, bernie still has a chance
No.633869
>>633867
>>633865
>an unelected delegate who is free to support any candidate for the presidential nomination at the party's national convention.
It looks like delegates are decided by voting, and superdelegates are people who choose who they want to support.
No.633870
basically, superdelegates are told who to support by the Party
that's why they're almost all going for clinton right now
No.633871
>>633867
the thing about being addicted isn't it doesn't ever really go away
it's not like they could both just stay away from liquor for awhile and be good, they're gonna be addicts forever
so yeah. having kids with another addict and expecting the whole parenting thing to work out because you're both currently on the wagon turned out to be a bad plan. it's almost like you could both at any point slip back into your addictions for decades and force two kids to sacrifice their childhoods to take care of you like giant violent infants ayyy lmao what a goof
No.633873
oh shit, werewolf planeswalker
and she's kinda hot
No.633874
>>633873
she also has a freakishly long neck
No.633875
>>633874
if she's a giraffe i guess that makes her a plainswalker
:) :) : )
No.633877
>>633875
landwalk isn't that good
No.633878
it's a good thing I'll be forgotten when I'm dead because if I was important and someone wanted to use my effects to figure out who I was when I was alive they'd frequently be shit outta luck
half my notes and journals are in scripts I made up myself, and I have been less than scrupulous about keeping the keys for the scripts
No.633880
>>633878
you've made up scripts? like, how complex are we talking? that's really cool
i always wanted to learn how to write in elian script but i can barely write legibly in english
No.633881
>>633880
the ones I've actually written substantial amounts in are usually just phonetic alphabets for English, so not really that complex. I've made up syllabaries and abugidas and abjads for various conlangs, but because my conlangs never go anywhere I haven't written in them much at all. I've made a couple abortive attempts at logographies, without success.
I just looked up elian script because I thought I'd never heard of it, but I actually totally learned it in high school. not the cool-looking version, but the basic version, y'know. It's neat!
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No.633883
>>633881
woah you just used a whole lot of words i've never seen before lol
that is so cool, regardless of whether they "went anywhere", you still made this stuff
do you study linquistics or are you just really into language and writing?
and yeah, i mean, elian can just be so pretty
i just love its aesthetics
No.633884
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
No.633885
>>633883
ah, shit, sorry. I can probably guess which words, hahaha. Syllabaries are writing systems in which characters represent syllables, abugidas are like syllabaries but there's one basic syllable for every initial consonant that's modified to represent different vowels. abjads are like alphabets, except vowels are annotations on the main letters, which are consonants, and the vowels are generally omitted except where necessary to disambiguate. Logographies are writing systems that map the written character to individual words.
my B.A. is in linguistics, and I hope to apply to linguistics Ph.D. programs this fall. I started out just being a kid rabidly obsessed with language and writing, and then when I found out linguistics existed I jumped on that ship, hahaha.
No.633886
I wish someone had sat little me down and told her that big words don't make you smart. I mean, I know that now, but it's too late, I don't know any other way to talk
No.633887
>saltlick was the kid who made up his own language
No.633888
>>633886
would you still refer to yourself when you were little as her?
I remember people shitposting about this when that speedrunning person was trans but I don't know if that's a common thing
No.633889
oh for fuck sake not this again
please just no, we've been going strong without some bullshit argument about politics or trannies or whatever can we please, please just not
No.633890
>>633885
that's not as complicated as I though it would be, just different ways of mapping sounds to symbols
which i guess is just a layman's way of oversimplifying your whole field lol
dude good luck gettin your phd!
oh and like, i wasn't mad that you were using big words, i was just like, "woah, she's an expert" lol
it doesn't make you sound full of yourself it makes you sound like you know what you're talking about
my interest in alternate scripts and things like elian basically boils down to "pretty pictures that even someone with no art talent can make"
No.633892
>>633888
yeah. sort of depends on what I'm trying to achieve, rhetorically? sometimes to make a point or strike a tone I'll refer to pre-transition me as "he" or say things like "when I was a little boy" or whatever, but in general I refer to myself as "she" regardless where I was in my timeline.
people differ about this- I know there are trans people who switch pronouns when referring to themselves in the past- but the sort of community standard is that you should refer to a trans person with the pronouns they use now. I pass this along as useful information in case you ever need to not piss off a tranny, not because I'm gonna expect you to hold to this standard or whatever.
>>633889
it was a respectful question, I'm giving a respectful answer, and so far there's no indication that a shitstorm is forthcoming
No.633893
>>633892
i only attempt to not piss off trans people if they aren't obnoxious
No.633895
>>633890
>different ways of mapping sounds to symbols
in an abstract way, that's not that far off. language is a big messy pile of connections between a symbol and the thing we think in response to and in the production of that symbol. the kind of linguist you are depends on what kind of connections you're interested in.
yeah, I figured you weren't mad, haha. I just get embarrassed when I use words people don't know without defining them. I also get embarrassed when I define words unprompted because that can be condescending? I'm really bad at communicating
No.633896
motivate me to get this shit done hsg
No.633898
>>633896
what do you have to do? I can help you break it down into smaller, more manageable chunks.
my big trick for motivation is to imagine that I'm doing what it is I want to do. like literally closing my eyes and picturing what it would look like. it makes it easier to get up and act on it
No.633899
is there any good Always Sunny fanfiction
No.633900
is there any good Always Sunny fanfiction
No.633901
is there any good Always Sunny fanfiction
No.633902
>>633900
I've briefly looked into Charlie/Mac fic because both Charlie and Mac are hot, but if that's not your thing I can't help you
No.633903
>>633895
>the kind of linguist you are depends on what kind of connections you're interested in
woah that's a cool breakdown of the field i've never thought of before
don't be embarrassed! i feel like it'd be way more condescending to act like defining them was a big deal that you shouldn't have to undertake for me
i mean, let's be real, i could have googled it and figured it out myself. but thank you!
i find linguistic fascinating because it studies the way people interpret things, and then, how they themselves encode that interpretation
i love thinking about the way people interpret things, and how it affects them!
i guess that's why i'm studying psych
No.633904
time for some more learning
seeya later hsg
No.633905
The Gang Writes Fanfiction
No.633906
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House Sparrow (Passer domesticus)
No.633907
>tfw you're out for a run and suddenly you gotta poop superbad
why must my body constantly sabotage me
No.633908
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I am effectively eating.
No.633909
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Liberal democracy - as you know, in the old days, we were saying we want socialism with a human face. Today's left effectively offers global capitalism with a human face, more tolerance, more rights and so on. So the question is, is this enough or not? Here I remain a Marxist: I think not.
No.633910
@the americans among us: have you made any progress choosing your next hokage yet
No.633911
>>633910
it seems like it's going to be trump vs hillary.
No.633912
>>633909
I just remembered that philosophical text that the philosopher killed himself to promote? I couldn't get through it at the time but one of its premises was that liberal democracy couldn't and wouldn't allow his ideas to spread because they were inimical to the system.
No.633915
>>633911
how embarrassing.
No.633918
>>633911
okay
as somebody who hasn't been paying all that much attention to foreign politics, i know trump is a fucking disaster, but what's hillary's deal
No.633919
>>633905
I'm almost positive Dennis' erotic memoirs are mostly fanfiction, in that they make him seem like a sexual dynamo and make his partners seem....consenting
I'm sure the bang vids/memoirs he leaves out for Mac to watch/read are just the tamest/least-rapey ones
In the newest episode Dennis revealed he has at least two websites, and threatens a woman that she's going to end up on "the weird one"
No.633920
>>633918
establishment politician on our "left" (read: right-centrist by the standard of civilized society) party, not likely to make the world a much better place but not as actively terrifying as Trump
No.633922
>>633918
Criminal
Responsible for american deaths in Benghazi
corrupt scumbag
kept private email server hidden from the public as secretary of state
No.633923
>>633922
>Responsible for american deaths in Benghazi
hahahahahaha every politician is responsible for american deaths you just care more because they wear camo lmfao
No.633924
I very rarely succumb to my latent bisexual urges, but today is just one of those days
and it has made me realize that gay porn faces are hilarious
they all like Zoolander doing the Blue Steel
No.633925
people die of starvation in America. people die of preventable diseases because they can't access healthcare. everyone in our power structure is complicit in their deaths.
No.633927
>>633926
A spectre is haunting Western academia, the spectre of the Cartesian subject.
No.633929
>>633927
I can't take anything he says seriously because of his lisp and how he looks exactly like a drunk slovenly hobo
No.633930
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>>633928
“There is a contradiction between market liberalism and political liberalism. The market liberals (e.g., social conservatives) of today want family values, less government, and maintain the traditions of society (at least in America's case). However, we must face the cultural contradiction of capitalism: the progress of capitalism, which necessitates a consumer culture, undermines the values which render capitalism possible
No.633932
i'm really liking The Flame in the Flood so far, i don't get why people are complaining about the music
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No.633934
apropos of nothing, arguing on the Internet sucks because most people are way less restrained about what they're willing to do and say than I am. I can't even call foul because what looks to me like "fighting dirty" is totally normal to other people
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No.633936
>>633929
the point is that he's saying a more blended theory mush of what other people have said said better looking like a hobo and having a lisp.
it's not that there isn't nuggets of truth, it's that he looks like a hobo with a lisp offending the media, who try their best to ignore him.
No.633937
i think that no matter our preferred candidates
we can all agree that nobody wants clinton
No.633938
>>633934
that's because you're a bad human being, you sjw nigger scum.
No.633939
I mean, if you want to get straight to brass tacks you could read Lacan or Derrida, but that's not as fun. Zizek is the only person who's curious existence sells continental philosophy's basic skeleton better than others and opens the flood gates for more and more people to swim around in the type of material. It doesn't help that every other sentence he mentions Lacan or Hegel, it's clear what he's trying to accomplish.
No.633940
tfw you realize fallout 4 is less sjw than new vegas...
No.633941
>>633940
elaborate friendo
No.633942
also lol at whoever in the other thread thought that wonk was me and vice versa
No.633943
>when western civilization drone strikes innocent civilians as collateral damage, it's acceptable.
>when short lived communist countries kill innocent civilians it's bad.
>when western civilization starves out it's own people it's an acceptable cost isn't actively being recorded
>when short lived communist countries starved their own people out it was quickly recorded and published throughout the media as a terrible act of omnipotent power gone wrong
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No.633945
>>633941
>no gay perk like in fo4
>no veronica with her 'sad lesbian struggles'
>no in-your-face gay stripper
>main character confirmed het or at least bi
tbqh
i mean the BoS may be a right-wing parody but tbh their shit about puritt is something i could get into on the right character
fuck the railroad though
chugga chugga :oD
No.633947
>>633943
>playing the "w-what about all the bad stuff the west did" game
We all know about the bad stuff the west has done you dumb tankie, now fuck off
No.633948
>>633945
elaborate some more because i've never played fo4 and only have a 50 hours divided between 2 characters on new vegas
No.633949
>>633945
wait, didn't NV have Confirmed Bachelor/Circhez le Femme (or whatever the lesbian equivalent was)?
No.633950
>>633947
white race kkk
that reminds me
should i make a wesley vs vagfan spaghetti party intermission
No.633951
>>633949
It did, don't listen to him
No.633952
>>633951
yeah i was gonna say, my last NV play through wasn't that long ago so i was pretty positive i wasn't imagining things/mixing different games together
No.633953
>>633949
yes. that's one of the reasons fo4 is less sjw
>>633948
uh
fallout new vegas had a lot of in-your-face gay like veronica, and the gay perks
fallout 4 your character starts as either a wife or a husband with a son, has no same sex perk, has no 'in your face gay' characters
it does have the railroad which smuggles synths to safety, but that's only allegorically sjw
and the brotherhood of steel is super racist to the point the BoS companion put his partner down when he became a super mutant. but they can be identified with because 'racial purity' is a legitimate ideal
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>>633947
There has been no difference between America as it is now and most 20th communist countries in terms of impoverished people being starved out.
No.633955
>>633949
yes. sorry, i'm retard. meant to say 'like in NV'
>>633948
uh
fallout new vegas had a lot of in-your-face gay like veronica, and the gay perks
fallout 4 your character starts as either a wife or a husband with a son, has no same sex perk, has no 'in your face gay' characters
it does have the railroad which smuggles synths to safety, but that's only allegorically sjw
and the brotherhood of steel is super racist to the point the BoS companion put his partner down when he became a super mutant. but they can be identified with because 'racial purity' is a legitimate ideal
No.633956
tfw you get an error message so you fix your post, only to see it posted anyway
HOTWHEELS
No.633957
>>633953
>>633955
stop making a pause break after every sentence.
No.633958
>>633957
yeah, that's my schtick!
:o)
also
that feel when im considering buying a MAGA dog sweater to put on my dog and a MAGA hat for myself
fuck
No.633959
No.633960
>>633959
i'd like to make a cherchez la femme lesbo raider like my unfinished NV playthrough
but it's just nice bethesda is more interested in the 'story' then getting fucjt by the gays
No.633961
>>633937
i dunno we've got mental defectives even in hsg that want clinton purely because she's not trump
No.633962
>>633960
That's not how it works, you know.
No.633963
>>633873
>werewolf PLANESWALKER
Please tell me she has a transform ability
Cause we need a good Transform Walker to show how shit Garruk was
>>633949
Confirmed bachelor is that perk that's literally named after the old code phrase for gay guys
And some of the speech options are frankly pretty funny
No.633964
what if Joey was a planeswalker?
No.633965
>>633961
The only "mental defectives" we have here are people who believe there is a marked difference between Clinton or Trump. Their administrations would largely be the same at the bottom line being kept. There's no financial reason to change and none of Trump's policy is authentic.
No.633966
No.633967
what plane is the werewoof planeswalker from? Innistrad? or is she one of the ol' vintage Ice Age/Homelands werewoofs
No.633968
>>633953
>any gay people in the wasteland
>sjw
get a load of this le retard! lol
No.633969
>>633968
they're obnoxiously gay and overplay it
veronica's backstory is literally 'muh lesbo persecution'
fo4's companions are bi afaik but they dont overplay it like MAN WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD GANGBANGED ME BC I LIKE TO SUCK DICK AS WELL AS EAT PUSSY
No.633970
>>633969
You're obnoxious and overplay it but you don't bitch about yourself. You should, but you don't.
No.633971
>>633970
i'll overplay your ass you fucking virgin
No.633972
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No.633973
>>633971
You are a virgin, do you play with your ass because you are a virgin? If so does that not make you gay?
No.633974
No.633975
okay so I have RPG Maker 2003 now
how... do I use it
also throw ideas at me for Homestuck General: the RPG
No.633976
worwd of the fuckign day
its dingy
def: who gives a shit??
ex: get youre dingy off my sandwich you fuck...... god
No.633977
well fuck, i'm glad the "IT'S JUST A BIRTHDAY PRANK, BRO" ending in Firewatch was a lie
No.633978
>>633975
you gotta put joey in it
thats both the answers fuck you
No.633979
>>633975
fuck off
why would anyone here want to play an sjw game
>>633973
no
No.633980
>>633975
seconding the joey idea
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No.633982
>>633978
I was thinking that Joey would go missing and the protag Anon has to recruit a team of HSG personalities to go looking for her
No.633983
>>633979
Shut up dude jesus
No.633984
>>633967
Her story says innistrad.
No.633985
>>633983
heh
nothing personal, kid
No.633986
Wesley is an early recruit, probably the "how to recruit" tutorial. you recruit him by pointing out that Joey's wife Peridot is also missing
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No.633988
fuck my android charger cable has a huge gash in it
don't want to have to buy a new one
No.633989
>>633975
Change the level cap from 99 to 255
Like that one sneas game did in 1996
What was it called again? Oh, right, STAR OCEAN.
AND HOW FUCKING MANY GAMES JUST KEEP THE LEVEL CAP AT 99? OR EVEN LOWER, LIKE WOW?
>>633988
Unless it's a proprietary cable, get a $5 one
No.633990
>>633986
>>633982
jesus christ shut the fuck up
you wrote 2 posts about it and i wanna puke already
No.633991
>>633989
why would level cap matter, it's just an arbitrary number
No.633992
>>633982
>youf have to save the joefu
wow how problemamict........
make her the scratch in an anons quest to defeat some moderately irritating white noise tripfags
she could be the witty cueball narrator who sheds some light :^) on whatever shitty puzzles come up and tells you where you have to go next and all that good stuff
extra ballstastic twist ending at the end: and then the player was a tripfag
No.633993
>>633982
bad idea, it limits Joey's screentime
No.633995
i should write a joey intermission for spaghetti party
i haven't written in so long
i have like 20 badges left for mario to collect
No.633996
>>633994
but it's not toxic to humans
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No.633998
>>633994
[Citation Needed]
>>633991
Because level caps are horseshit
No.633999
is there sufficient interest in Homestuck General: the RPG that I should start a new thread and keep it out of everyone else's hair, or should I just keep it to myself
No.634000
>>633999
you're a nigger
nobody cares
No.634001
>>633998
>[Citation Needed]
Birds dying after being exposed to teflon fumes
this has been a documented thing for decades
http://www.ewg.org/research/canaries-kitchen/teflon-kills-birds
I don't care if this isn't good enough for you but it is fact
No.634002
wow ps4 cant upload to imgur but wii u can
what a world we live in, wew lad
No.634003
>>633999
just cancel it and make a joey game
No.634004
>>634001
common knowledge to us niggers
No.634005
>>634000
you're the part of the Internet ecosystem that decomposes dead communities, driving the users out and freeing them up for other communities
you serve a role in the meme cycle, but that doesn't make you any more pleasant
No.634006
>>634005
anybody who likes sjws deserves it tbh fam
sjws are the woman who walks into a room full with men and then drowns them in period blood until all but the weakest leave
then she invites her friends over and they have period blood parties with the shemen
No.634007
>>634005
hsg needs to die tbh
No.634008
>>634007
no shit, but I don't have to like the maggots chewing their way its cold, dead body
No.634009
i need help
is fallout 4 an rpg or a shooter
No.634010
fucking hell it's windy out there tonight
i could go out with an umbrella and go full on mary poppins
No.634011
No.634012
>>634011
animal crossing: new leaf
No.634013
>>634009
Shooter
The last Fallout that was a legit RPG was called WASTELAND
No.634014
>>634009
This isn't /v/, you fucking retard.
No.634015
friend: fallout 4 is a shooter
friend: fallout new vegas is an rpg
wowe
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No.634017
>>634013
The things that you say are absolutely astounding
No.634019
>pokemon
>super mario rpg
>final fantasy
"those are turned based strategy games"
"you dumbass"
No.634020
>>634019
they are though
there isn't any role-playing in the games
retard
No.634021
better waifumon coming through
No.634022
>>634020
mechanically they're rpgs though
also
>no roleplaying in final fantasy
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No.634026
i ate some leftover cheeseballs and now i feel like garbage
No.634027
>>634017
>Fallout 1\2
Isometric tactical shooter
>Fallout Tactics
Tactical shooter
>Brotherhood of Steel
Fallout-themed version of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
>Fallout 3\NV
"RUN AND GUN" shooters
>Fallout 4
Very much an even simpler version of the SPECIAL\PERK system, it's just a shooter.
No.634028
>>634027
>Fallout 1/2 aren't cRPGs
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No.634030
is it just my speakers or is Lungs by Florence and the Machine mixed way too loud in the treble range? it hurts my ears to have it turned up at all
No.634031
has wes abandoned the poopydot
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>>634032
>>634033
shut it all around! gee howdy lads this was a fun sing along
No.634035
>>634031
yes
you guys ruined her for me
now i can't look at her without feeling a little bit of anger and irritation
No.634037
>>634036
demi-fiend/pixie best ship
No.634038
>>634028
EVERY DOGMEAT IS A SYNTH
DOGMEAT CANONICALLY "DIED" BY WALKING INTO A FORCE FIELD
WHICH WOUKD TRIGGER THE RECALL TELEPORT FUNCTION
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No.634041
tfw ps4 can broadcast to twitch
epic
No.634042
>>634040
ohhhh my GOD, why is this image so fucking high res if you're not gonna take the time for lines that aren't scribbly ASS?
No.634043
Indexer has had a bizarre amount of impact on my life for someone I almost never think about, but before I learned of Indexer's crusade against thumbnails I didn't have this kneejerk anger response to images that are in any way low-quality
No.634045
>>634043
do not blame the indexer for your prissy bitchery
No.634046
>>634041
yeah people used to use it for like
streaming themselves with the webcam and a lot of people did inappropriate nudity things on the streams
No.634047
>>634046
tfw cant get dirty in the commie center.....
poor bbs never gonna see my trupubez
No.634048
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No.634049
I'd like to eat In-n-Out burgers with Ben Carson.
No.634050
>>634049
i would like ben carson to read me a bed time story from the bible
No.634051
don't you hate it when you follow a little-dick fetishist blog and all they post is average peens? false advertisement if you ask me
No.634052
Ben Carson was a real human bean I feel bad for him
Although he probably would be more inexperienced than Obama was
No.634053
which homestuck runs a little-dick fetishist blog
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No.634056
>>634054
i want to kill this anon
with kindness
No.634058
One day I'll spend $20 on a global ad just because.
No.634059
>>634050
I hope he gets made surgeon general so he can tuck America in at night
No.634060
>>634059
i want ben carson to sit backwards in a chair and teach me about how cigarettes are bad and to use condoms when having s*x
No.634061
>>634052
>probably
he's a surgeon you moron
he was literally the least experienced candidate for the job
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No.634063
>>634061
What kind of surgeon is he?
No.634064
>>634062
I wasn't thinking of any one in particular, they're pretty much all this way
they're all on Tumblr:
>smallcockrocks
>bigboysnlittletoys
>unhungheros
>inpraiseofsmallermen
enjoy the slight increase in dick size diversity
No.634065
No.634066
>girl bffsie watching me kill molerats in my underwear
good god that crack on female pc
No.634067
>>634063
Brain surgeon
a really good one apparently
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No.634069
>>634063
literally a neurosurgeon!
thats what makes it so amazing when he does crazy shit like talk about jesus telling him about storing grain in the pyramids of giza or confuse Hamas with hummus
No.634070
there are a lot of kinds of intelligence and/or skill and/or knowledge that brain surgeons must have
but I don't know why it's surprising that someone could achieve those things while being an idiot otherwise, it's a very specialized, narrow set of strengths
No.634072
>>634067
>>634068
>>634069
>>634070
Too bad Trump will never save someone's life
No.634073
Spyro: All Revved Up!
coming soon
No.634074
>>634070
actually, I guess you can't become a neurosurgeon without being incredibly driven, and that's a broadly-applicable strength. but you can't become a presidential candidate without at least some drive, unless you're Jeb!
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No.634082
>indian lady from work tricked me into going on a date with her
>gf is on the warpath
reeearrrrggggghhh
No.634083
>>634082
it's simple
bring your girlfriend
makes it seem less like you planned the entire outing on seeing indian lady, and more like you and your girlfriend were doing stuff already and meeting up for dinner or whatever was just one of the things you two were doing that day
bam, i'm a fuggen genius
No.634084
>>634082
>tricked me into going on a date
I really want to hear more about this, this sounds like the fun kind of stupid
No.634085
>>634082
yeah what saltfucker said basically >>634084
how exactly does one do that when you have a gf?
No.634086
i wanted rev to reply to the trump thing with some sort of "well he doesnt save lives as a job" or something so i could say "hey joe, where you goin with that goalpost in your hand"
No.634087
>>634084
she's been trying to get me to go do stuff with her for awhile and i've been making excuses
she asked me if i was free at the end of work today but kinda phrased it in a way that made me think she was asking for help with something work related. so i said "no i'm free what's up" and bam she asked me to go get coffee and there was no escape
she also went and got her daughter from work and was introducing me to her and shit reeearrRREEAGRRGHH
No.634088
'steam sales make up for price difference between pc and console' is the shittiest meme
No.634089
bubble tea was pretty good though
No.634090
>>634087
how were you not able to explain that to your girlfriend? that sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
unless there something you're not telling her?
No.634091
>tonights episode of always sunny is called the gang goes to hell pt 1
this is gonna be a weird one
No.634092
>>634087
maybe you're misinterpreting it as a date when in fact it's just her trying to be friendly
No.634093
>>634043
I'm surprised you weren't triggered by him calling everyone a nigger.
No.634095
>>634090
my gf
is not reasonable
>>634092
hopefully i can at least frame it that way
No.634096
No.634097
>>634095
sounds like she has trust issues
have you talkedabout that with her?
have you cheated on her before?
No.634098
>>634088
shouldn't you be pirating on pc anyways
No.634100
>>634097
i would never cuck
No.634101
>>634100
the correct term for that is 'cuckqean' or something
No.634102
>another roguelike-shooter hybrid
why should i care
No.634103
>>634098
tbh fam
>get free games with ps plus
fuck hope i dont work on sunday
No.634104
>>634101
both cuckquean and cuckold can be shortened to cuck
No.634105
cuck is a gender neutral term uwu
No.634106
fuck off you nigger is a gender neutral term owo
fuck on me ;)
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No.634108
>>634086
that would have been funny, but him not responding at all because he's so mad is a consolation prize
No.634109
>>634093
can we clear something up? my reaction to people saying the n-word on HSG is not anger or shock or any particularly dramatic emotion. my reaction can be summed up as "unimpressed." I wouldn't even have said anything about it if someone hadn't tried to make fun of me for not saying it
No.634110
I've been trying to tell you guys, the way to bait me is to say something I disagree with in a way that makes it seem like you're a reasonable person who could be persuaded to change your mind
saying the n-word or calling me fat is not gonna do it, you have to engage the bees in my bonnet on an intellectual level to make me flip out
No.634111
>>634110
This is the first picture I have of you on-hand and you look ok.
No.634112
>>634110
i want to drink nigger semen out of your abused asshole
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No.634116
>>634113
you're calling him gross when pube beard is right in front of you and you're posting alongside this
No.634117
>>634111
I don't have all that much facial fat, but I have a definite belly. my hair's much longer now, not that that affects the question of "is Saltlick fat"; it's just the most dramatic change in my appearance since that image
No.634118
>>634116
niggerclit looks a lot more normal without the pube beard
No.634119
>>634111
how can this possible pass for a female ever?
as if he isn't delusional enough by believing tranny nonsense, he believes he has any business trying to be feminine at all
literally would not even get my dick sucked if he was the only option.
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No.634121
>>634117
You don't look really fat in that image.
No.634122
>>634119
what's the point in not believing nonsense? explain to the class why it matters.
No.634123
>>634116
i'm going to be sick
No.634124
>>634119
wait does he actually identift as female
that reminds me of a chick with autism who identified as male
once got pissed at me bc i saw a pic of her in a swimsuit with tits and assumed she wasnt retarded
turns out she was..... bifoldly.
also she dressed like a fucking snowflake in the gaudiest, brightest bullshit
No.634126
>>634124
Why are you insulting autistic people when you're very clearly autistic? Why not work in your best interests.
No.634128
>>634127
You look like an autistic teenager from 2004
No.634129
>>634126
look... just because i'm a faggot doesn't mean i can't recognize that all queers are shit and deserve to be genocided off the face of the earth
No.634130
>>634119
I'm assuming they look more feminine if they're taking hormones.
It's sure done a hell of a lot of work for shitfaced.
No.634131
>>634128
would you fuck me
i'd fuck me
i'd fuck me hard
>>634130
man pic on the right is a qt tbqh
No.634132
>>634130
looks like a dude with long hair
No.634133
>>634129
I never brought up anything you just said.
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No.634135
>>634131
You have the personality of an autistic person because you are autistic.
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No.634137
>>634133
no but it's allegorical... my autism doesn't stop me from hating autists
why should it??
No.634138
>>634135
maybe tbqh
i wonder if you can get autismbux while you live with your parents
No.634139
>>634137
Except you didn't say autistic people, you said gay people. Unless you're saying all gay people are autistic? Nothing you're saying is making much sense, I'd appreciate if you were more clear.
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No.634142
>>634138
Is there a criteria for how autistic you need to be to get the tugboat.
No.634143
>>634119
well, for one thing, that's a picture I took before you guys knew I was a tranny, and in fact I was trying to look as butch as possible. it's kind of a bad reference point for whether my face has any feminine potential.
>>634121
there's a better picture to show me being fat and me making an effort to present as feminine in the /soc/ thread, here:
>>634141
No.634144
>>634142
He passes with flying colors, don't worry.
No.634145
>>634144
I was talking about for me actually.
No.634146
>>634145
I'm sure you can get disability Ben.
No.634147
>>634139
no the faggot thing was just to demonstrate 'just because i'm <x> doesn't mean i can't hate <x>'
smh fam
>>634142
idk if true but some guy on tulpa general said his tulpa got him autismbux
No.634148
>>634143
why give up being a passable guy to be a hideous, unpassable, wanna-be woman
why the fuck.
No.634149
>>634143
oh wow damn you really are a fat tranny
i mean i guess you look feminine? sort of? I'm getting serious vibes of my born-again christian teacher from high school
fun fact: her name was bologna
No.634150
>>634147
>no the faggot thing was just to demonstrate 'just because i'm <x> doesn't mean i can't hate <x>'
I'm fucking with you, but this is even funnier because that didn't come across at all. You are so incoherent.
No.634151
>>634147
I looked into getting a tulpa over winter break but it was too short. I might try over the summer.
>>634146
Neat.
No.634152
>>634148
You really, really have no ground to stand on in terms of calling people unattractive.
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No.634154
>>634150
that's true tbh
i ramble a lot
man i should finish mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest because it's probably the only major achievement i'll ever accomplish
besides staying in my room and not talking to my dad for almost half a year a long time ago
No.634155
>>634154
Your life is sadder than Wesley's.
No.634156
>>634151
i'd recommend it
i got to the point where i could visualize locations really well but then i just lost motivatiin
i literally can'tstay motivated to do ANYTHING for more than 2 weeks. i start to think of it as work then i hate doing it because it's work, even though it isn't
No.634157
>>634153
i think that was the intention of the picture?
No.634158
>>634149
>>634153
mostly I just find it weird that someone was acting like my face was unusually masculine. I have no chin or jaw. I have a big nose, and aside from that there aren't a lot of strongly sexed things about my facial structure. sure, I'm not a particularly attractive woman, but I don't make for a particularly manly-looking man either
>>634148
girls rule boys drool
No.634159
>>634158
yea so you became a hideous below-man-tier monstrosity
>>634152
why
No.634160
>>634159
Because you're ugly?
No.634161
tfw my friend actually started a wiki for spaghetti party
http://editthis.info/mario_and_the_search_for_the_inner_spaghetti_party_quest_wiki/Toadsworth
why'd he try to do it chapter by chapter though that's retarded
No.634162
No.634163
Why Are The Hets So Boring
No.634165
why is this thread so shit
No.634166
there once was a bitch from alaska
who came all the way to nebraska
when asked how he shot
that far (it's a lot)
he asked for a rhyme for alaska
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>>634168
When saltlick is a better poster than you, you probably should ease up on being so incoherent and awful.
No.634170
>>634169
you're also an sjw
No.634171
>>634077
>>634080
>>634086
>>634108
I SAID "will never"
Not "has never"
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No.634175
How's everyone on this epic day?
No.634176
>>634171
hey joe, where you goin with that goalpost in your hand
No.634178
>>634177
>your arms are as limp as Wesley's
ouch
No.634180
>>634175
it was okay until i got home from work and felt like garbage
No.634181
what's the best way to do a high-magic setting with dedicated spellcasters in the party without making the non-spellcasters redundant?
I'm trying to make an RPG Maker game, so it's not like a TTRPG where the spellcasters can do something plausible but unexpected with spells and completely take over the plot. once I have a clearer idea about what magic should and should not be able to do, it'd be easy to design puzzles that magic can't short-circuit. so this is mostly relevant for battle.
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>>634179
holy shit that's a little guy
No.634185
>>634181
The best way to do a high-magic setting is to not do one
No.634186
>>634181
>ugly fat tranny making an rpg
oh man it'll be epic
No.634187
>>634182
why, there was not derisive statement attached to that
No.634188
>>634185
I'm the kinda person who favors mage characters, I'm not gonna write a game where you can't be a mage. I just want it to also be fun for people who don't wanna play a mage.
No.634189
>>634187
I'm being laughed at over here
No.634190
>>634189
whose fault is that?
it's not mine
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>>634190
>*posts embarrassing picture*
>what are you getting mad at bro i dindu nuffin
No.634194
>>634192
How is that picture even embarrassing?
You for some reason wanted to compare muscles so you took that picture and posted it.
No.634195
Maznah Ismail (1 January 1956 - 2 November 2001), better known as Mona Fandey, was a pop singer, witch doctor, and a murderer from Malaysia
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>>634181
do what every other rpg does and have an even balance of magic-resistant/magic-susceptible enemies while also taking into account at what level your spellcasters will know which spells
so a magic-oriented monster will be susceptible to attacks from non-spellcasters while also having attacks effective against non-casters in the same stroke and spellcasters won't be able to take them down anywhere near as effectively as a non-spellcaster
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No.634199
The three were given a last meal of KFC on the night before their execution
No.634200
>>634194
are you playing the devil's advocate
No.634201
>>634197
You act like a twelve year old but you're like, idk, 19 I think? Stop doing that.
No.634202
>>634200
wouldn't I be the devil in this scenario
No.634203
benjamin is my friendjamin
No.634205
is anyone going to see zootopia on friday
No.634206
>>634204
Raptors do not make good pets my dude
No.634207
>>634206
I think we can all say they make great guard pets
As shown in the Jurrassic movies
No.634208
i could do a better job as president than trump
i'd start by making the wall even bigger
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>>634205
whole lotta furries are gonna be there day 1
No.634211
>>634209
not even on the off chance that you'll see some furries sperging?
No.634212
>>634211
I've already seen cwc macing GameStop employees
You don't GET any more spergy than that
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No.634214
hehehehhehe cwc
wonder whats new with that guy
brb
No.634215
does anyone even like playing ranged combat
No.634216
>>634214
last i remember of him he was (badly) making sonichu amiibos and still living in his own squalor
No.634217
>>634216
bummer, i was hoping for something new since then
No.634218
>>634205
no
it just looks like a generic kid's movie
No.634220
>>634216
>>634217
Didn't he get that fake apology letter framed?
No.634221
has anyone seen super dimension fortress macross
i kind of want to watch it but all the torrents files are so big and i'm afraid to commit
No.634222
like. a volley of arrows is seriously deadly, but you need multiple archers for that, and I want the "normal" way to play this game to be specializing each of the characters differently to cover your bases
how does one make ranged combat interesting, and is it better to try and fail or just drop ranged weapons entirely
No.634223
>>634221
The original macross?
I'm up to like episode 14
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>>634219
>turned 34 years old
>complaining about not getting anything for his birthday
>video showing off his frozen semen samples
No.634226
>>634222
maplestory handled ranged combat fairly decently but that's a whole different animal, 2d platformer rather than an rpg maker project
otherwise i've seen final fantasy handle "ranged" fighters as being exceedingly high-accuracy and able to 100% nail attacks against flying enemies that other characters/jobs will miss very often
No.634227
is zootopia the first movie made by furries, for furries
No.634232
how hasn't cwc hung himself yet
like how isnt his life one long neverending nightmare of shame and self-disgust
it boggles me
No.634233
>>634224
It's pretty good
Definitely dated, though, and I really should finish it
No.634234
>>634219
i dont know who's crazier
chris or the people who document his entire life
No.634235
>>634232
he is literally incapable of feeling those emotions
No.634236
>>634232
chris doesn't have the self-awareness, if he even had the capacity for it he would've taken self-improvement steps a looooong time ago
No.634237
>>634232
same
i would have expected him to wise up and realize how his life is awful and try to at least fix it now that he's in his mid thirties, but he's still trapped in his dimension of autism
how do we free cwc
No.634238
>>634233
i'll check it out, once i clean up some disk space for it
No.634239
>>634232
He completely lacks self-awareness
No.634240
>>634226
I've never played MapleStory
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>>634238
How big is the torrent you're looking at?
And watch the subbed version
No.634243
>>634240
nobody fucking asked you
No.634244
>>634234
oh absolutely the people who track his every movement, chris is the most well-documented man on the face of the planet
almost everyone still playing kick the autistic is as big as if not a bigger fuck-up than chris themselves
like null/josh moon
>>634240
korean weeb mmo notable for being a 2d platformer, based around exploration and teamwork. it's pretty fun but i've been mostly dicking around on a private server by the name of mapleroyals since after a patch the official version was casualized a fair deal and has been getting lots of visually unique but mechanically a bit same-y new classes
No.634245
>>634244
Yeah I just looked up "setting up a private server" and it sounds harder than setting up an RO server
No.634246
>>634245
well sure if you're setting it up yourself but getting mapleroyals set up was literally just install and play
No.634247
>>634242
they're all like 6 gigs, and i only have 128 total on my ssd
No.634248
>>634247
Wait what? The episodes are 6gb each, or is each season 6gb?
No.634249
>when people draw your garde incorrectly
No.634251
rev-eyes revness reval dragon
No.634252
>>634248
the whole thing is 6 gigs to 20+ gigs, depending on the quality i guess
No.634253
do you know why we stopped the car
No.634254
>>634252
http://www.avxblog.ru/details.php?id=148859&page=1
This might be the exact torrent I downloaded
I think I deleted the files though?
No.634255
No.634256
what are some good inherent mechanical differences to give characters that don't over-constrain class selection? these are the classes:
>paladin- healer who hits good
>hunter- mobile/sneaky who's good at ranged
>bard- buffs/debuffs
>beastmaster- summons extra combatants
>mage- affects the environment
ideally, I should have multiple characters who are all mechanically different from one another, but no (obvious) Correct or Incorrect class selections, Idk if that's possible though
No.634258
Greetings, wagecuck! No, no, please, come in- the water's fine! You could almost say it's warm. What's that? You don't know how to swim, wagecuck? That's a tragedy, swimming is one of life's great pleasures. I had ample time to learn to swim in my pool while the wagies were slaving away to earn my NEETbux. You can just sit down if you want.
Oh yes, the water does feel good on my skin. Hmm, wagecuck? You want to know about the contraption on my face? Wagecuck you certainly are an ignorant one, but I suppose it's to be expected from someone who has chosen to dull their mind on life's hard grindstone.
It's called a snorkel, wagecuck, and it allows me to breathe from underwater and peer into the depths with perfect clarity. With my snorkel I can float through the ocean and engage myself in absolute bliss as my eyes take in the glorious sights of little fishes and sea anemones, moray eels creeping back into their slick lagoon lairs, crabs and prawns scuttling along the bottom through the sand- yes, wagecuck, the visual feast of the aquatic world is all mine to behold.
You /aqua/, wagecuck? Huh? You say you spend so much money on bills and groceries you could never think to afford something as luxurious as a scuba mask? No one to buy you tendies?
That's sad. That's really a shame, wagecuck. I feel bad for you. With my ample free time I'm simply /aqua/ all day.
Oh, wagecuck... Why don't you just give up already and become a NEET like me? And you could live this beautiful underwater dream with me forever...
No.634259
>>634257
sleep tight pupper
No.634260
No.634261
>>634258
YOU'RE COMPLETELY UNDER THE WATER THAT SNORKLE AIN'T DOIN SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
No.634262
how do we save the figurative shitto of hsg from wonk
how do we bring. moody. back.
No.634263
>>634256
this is some generic shit. why can't you have cool classes like shark-tamers and mimes
No.634264
>>634258
now this is a stretch
if you're white, you know how to swim
and if you're not white, your NEETbux are called "unemployment"
No.634265
>>634263
that's flavor stuff, I'm trying to come up with mechanics rn
No.634266
>>634256
are the enemies humans or monsters
because if you want all the classes to be viable, you gotta be up against enemies that are as varied as you are
have you played ff tactics advance
No.634267
>>634258
who didn't learn to swim when they were like 5
No.634268
also, sue me, I love generic trad fantasy. the original Tolkien not so much, but the whole genre in which D&D works is my exact shit
>>634266
very briefly, I've never owned it. I suppose I could get a ROM and emulate it, because that battle format of grid-and-turns is something I wanna gank wholesale
No.634269
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>>634266
>>634268
as for humans or monsters, I was sorta thinking both
No.634271
Bless us Father for our daily Yeast
No.634272
No.634273
local wobbuffet is fucking unstoppable
No.634274
>>634266
MARCHE DESTROYED AN ENTIRE WORLD
No.634275
>>634268
yeah you should definitely emulate it
it's a fun game
and hey its got a good strory too
and if you love traditional rpg stuff and you like varied character classes working together in teams, that's your shit
No.634276
honestly how fucking hard is it to just figure out how to swim?
how is that not a thing that everyone just sort of knows or at least can be awakened easily.
it's super simple, you just do the thing that's going to keep you above water, and then do that thing in a particular direction
No.634277
>>634274
IT WAS A FANTASY
IT WASN'T HEALTHY
in all seriousness i agree that he should've just let his friends be happy
No.634278
>>634276
it's not hard at all, even cats can do it
i guess it's more the fear of drowning that makes people afraid of it
No.634279
>but it's going to be a day or two late
No.634280
I still don't know how to ride a bike
No.634281
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>>634280
Ditto
I broke my arm really bad when i was still learning and got too afraid too do it in the immediate years afterwords
and then by the time i wasnt afraid, i'd gotten into vidya and didn't wanna play outside anyway
No.634283
is Knights of the Old Republic and KoToR II worth the 8 bucks from humble bundle or should i just pirate them
No.634285
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No.634287
Note to self: The script does not get spleen items properly, you do have to get 3 of them on the first day.
>>634284
usuka is love
No.634288
>>634284
neither because anime is shit
No.634290
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>>634273
can't stump the trump
No.634292
>>634289
this is where your game ends
eaten by bugs
No.634293
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>>634284
the right one looks like she actually has a personality but there's something about the left....................
No.634295
>>634292
>>634293
>everyone got one shoted instantly
i'm not even gonna count those deaths
No.634296
man i love the old Hammer Horror films
nothing like watching Grand Moff Tarkin fighting Young Saruman
No.634297
what psp games should I download
No.634298
>>634294
does she remind you of someone, shinji
No.634299
>>634277
You know what's even more fucked up?
In FFTA2 the moogle Montblanc remembers it
No.634300
>>634297
MHP3rd, Final Fantasy Type-0, Crisis Core
No.634301
>>634300
I should rephrase that
what good psp games should I download
No.634302
taking bets who's gonna die against flannery
No.634305
>>634299
woah
that's some fucked up shit dude
wait what's the story of ffta2
how do they get back there
No.634306
like five minutes ago I came downstairs with my smokebox and heard my mom in the kitchen and had to dodge into the bathroom/hide the smokebox
now every time I open the smokebox I hear footsteps upstairs
I just
I just wanna smoke weed
No.634307
on a scale from 0 to 10
is it a stupid idea to smoke inside but blow the smoke up the chimney
like would that work, I don't know the physics of chimneys
No.634308
also ps2 games that are easy to emulate
No.634309
No.634310
>>634307
that won't work whatsoever
No.634311
>>634308
define easy to emulate
No.634312
>>634307
the smoke would not go up the chimney,no
smoke in the chimney rises because it's hot, you know, because of the fire
No.634313
>>634312
that makes sense. I knew chimneys draw better when the wind's blowing but I didn't know if that was the primary factor
No.634314
>>634301
Symphony of the Night, Crisis Core, Chronic Cross
No.634315
>>634313
you should get a smokebuddy
they work like a charm
No.634316
>>634308
Final Fantasy XII - INTERNATIONAL ZODIAC JOB SYSTEM
Nocturne
No.634317
>>634315
I've heard that. Used one, too, when I went to visit a dude
No.634318
>>634315
they work well for the exhaled smoke, yes
but the smoke from the bowl/bong/joint will still be at full potency permeating the room and immediate area
just go outside you ninny
or does your mother not approve of m'juanas
No.634319
>final fantasy
i said good games
No.634321
>homestuck
I said good webcomics
No.634322
>>634320
the evil has been defeated
No.634323
No.634325
holy shit horehound candy is the bomb
No.634326
>>634325
it is epically vomitous to hear you say that
No.634327
>>634325
yeah its gr8
i love old people candy
No.634328
let me just CRUNCH ON COUGH DROPS
No.634329
>that much from recoil
[trump voice] you're fired
No.634330
>>634284
Both because eva isn't good
No.634331
>>634319
>fft
>ff 6
>not good
What bizarro world do you live in
No.634332
>>634328
horehound>>>>>>>>>>cough drops
No.634333
this was easy
too easy
i have a bad feeling about petalburg
No.634334
>>634331
I don't like final fantasy
No.634335
>>634334
it's not the game's fault you're a boring loser
No.634336
>>634305
new kid finds the final fantasy book in a library and is sucked into the same world which "mysteriously" reflects final fantasy 12 in general to the point of vaan/penelo being story-recruited characters with unique jobs
montblanc's a recruitable unique npc and vague-mentions marche when he's ko'd
No.634337
>>634336
>vague-mentions marche when he's ko'd
holy shit fhats even worse than i thought
No.634338
>>634258
A snorkel doesn't let you breathe under water. This frog is drowning to death.
No.634339
>>633914
this is a trap isn't it
No.634340
>>634331
ff6 sucks all kinds of dick
ff5 is way-ass better
No.634341
No.634342
>>634339
>implying that should stop you
No.634343
>>634339
my penis says it's a female so unless it turns around there's no problem
No.634344
>>634339
if the heels fit honey
No.634345
nickname cletus's replacement
No.634346
>>634342
when I look at that hat it just remind me of stan marsh and kills my boner
No.634347
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>>634339
my mandar says yes
No.634350
why is feeling attraction towards the same sex still taboo for you people. like who cares if you're a dude and you get turned on looking at a dude butt. is your entire life going to crumble before your very eyes. like there's no quantity you can lose, there's nothing at risk. stop being a pussy.
No.634351
No.634352
if you're attracted to a man's butt, and say to yourself "no, that's wrong, I'm straight", maybe you should reconsider the idea that you're straight
Because you like man butt
No.634353
this guac chip tastes like STRAIGHT onion, like just nothing else so much as onion
No.634354
No.634356
name the replacement's replacement
No.634357
No.634358
>>634356
When You Come And She Wraps Her Legs Around Your Back
No.634359
>>634358
i don't think that will fit
No.634360
god hates fags and so do i
No.634361
No.634363
god hates cops and cappies and so do I
No.634364
No.634365
holy shit Lana Del Rey's song "Little Girls" is Peak Heterosexuality
No.634366
>>634360
What would be the point of a universe creating deity punishing a possibility it must have designed itself? I mean if we're talking free will here, when you allow the simulation you've created a dude to like a dude or a girl to like a girl, what's the point exactly in punishing it? If it's as powerful as it's generally made out to be, why not just not let it happen instead of trusting on good faith people won't do it through a couple books? If you are entrusting the planet you made to not do what apparently you don't like through a couple books then you kind of suck?
No.634367
>>634362
Ok explain to me what you're losing by getting an erection and don't tell me it's your immortal soul.
No.634369
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>>634368
I wasn't making a statement, I was asking you a question
No.634373
People who communicate through reaction images.
No.634374
>yfw there's another wordy bitch here besides saltlick
No.634375
>>634374
right? bitch is breathing up all my air
No.634376
No.634377
>>634374
>bitch
don't feed his delusion that he's female
No.634378
>>634374
the curse of hsg is there's always an insufferable and overly-verbose shitter present even though nobody cares about the ebin revelation they just had or how they're sticking it to [x group they don't like] by shitposting
No.634381
>>634377
is "he" vfan or saltlick
No.634384
Where is my news update, Andrew Hussie?
No.634385
i refuse to believe the world can profit from a person's death
No.634386
*breaks into hussie's house and points a gun at him*
PUT THE NEWSDATE IN THE BAG
No.634387
So I misread the video card specs
It only has a dms-59 output, so I have to get a dms-59 y splitter/adapter
The good news is I'll be able to dual-monitor soon
No.634388
>>634385
That's where you're wrong
Mother Theresa was a notorious bitch, the world profited from her death.
No.634389
i bet rev still has his angry look
No.634390
No.634391
I am straight up having incredible knee pain right now
what's up with that
No.634392
Straight men are so funny
No.634393
you heard of dick pumps and clit pumps
but have you head of butt pumps?
No.634394
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>>634395
>selfie from higher than noseheight
you've mastered the technique of the MySpace angle gj
No.634397
>>634391
it's because you're so fat
No.634398
man, the whole gang's here tonight huh
No.634399
the ass was fat, but not in a good way
No.634400
i'm conflicted over here, which one do i choose
or should i pick both and just put ben in the box
No.634401
>>634371
>41 days until my birthday
No.634402
>>634400
don't put ben in the box....
No.634403
>tfw rev is actually mildly attractive without his confused angry face
uh...
No.634404
No.634405
>>634392
given that i can't think of a single funny female comedian you're right on the money
No.634406
>>634405
No silly I meant they're ridiculously stupid
No.634407
>>634403
he's such a hunky gnome man
No.634408
No.634409
>>634406
if you think they are stupid you should see gay men
No.634410
>>634402
which one do i pick
No.634411
>>634409
stop responding to it
No.634412
>>634410
sanders
trapinch's stats are shit
No.634413
rev seems like a bottom-verse kinda dude
No.634414
>>634409
aubrey plaza is better than every single dude stand up comedian currently alive. go ahead name a comedian who's a man who's actually funny. so I can laugh at you.
No.634416
>>634413
*vers, as in versatile. sexually, in the anal sense
No.634418
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>>634395
i love this rev!
rev me up!
just rev me!
rev me!
lol .
No.634422
I was the one who came up with rev me up
No.634423
i never want to even entertain the thought of rev being sexual in any way
gross
No.634424
>>634423
There are worse looking men here than rev. Take wesley for example.
No.634425
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No.634428
Dave/Tavros is still really good and canon
No.634429
>>634428
better than davekat
No.634430
>>634429
that's true, and I like davekat too
No.634431
seriously though, has Rev titsed yet?
No.634432
>>634424
oh my god we get it you dont like wesley shut up about him if you dont like him
No.634434
concept: Rev in a sailor fuku. creepshot. commando
No.634435
>>634432
oh my god we get it you dont like me shut up about him if me dont like me
No.634436
How big are revie's titties
No.634437
rev's titties are sadly underdocumented
No.634440
>>634438
>wanting living grandparents
hohoho
No.634441
I wish my grandma were alive :(
No.634442
No.634443
No.634444
rev kind of looks like big boss
No.634445
when you nepeta a little too hard
No.634446
No.634448
My favorite meme is the "this one politician is better than this other politician meme." It's the greatest meme, the American meme.
No.634449
*rubs hands quite jewishly*
No.634450
flour is, at the risk of stating the obvious, very dry
I accidentally dumped too much of it into my cookie dough and
No.634451
>>634449
Get out of here Donald Trump
No.634452
>>634451
he is
Literally
endorsed by the KKK, to which his father
Literally
belonged
No.634453
No.634454
>>634452
I'm jewish quit getting offended for me
No.634455
>>634454
your post just reminded me of it, it's an incredible fact
No.634456
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>>634453
I mean, I find it funny that America is so liberal with its race issues in a feel good way most of the time, and then every once in a while it rears its ugly head to show the shallowness of America ideologically in it's own liberal way. really most of the world ideologically.
No.634458
The KKK was founded by progressive Democrats.
No.634459
No.634460
okay hold on let me shut down my laptop
[Word document pop-up] If you close "HSG Callout Post draft" now you will lose 72 hours of work
No.634461
>>634458
The term "progressive" in this context didn't exist at the time. The republican party gradually adopted the democratic party's base in the mid 20th century.
I mean does it really matter? Donald Trump is a liberal, Hillary is a liberal, you're a liberal. But you don't like it when that's pointed out.
No.634462
>>634452
and
i remember shillary being buddies with a kkk leader by the name of robert byrd
No.634463
>>634457
so many people never cared
No.634464
>>634459
You do? Every Trump voter gets overly offended whenever he's insulted like they're Obama voters in 2008
No.634465
>>634463
That's exactly my point! America is full of double standard limp dick liberals
No.634466
>>634464
I'm not a trump voter.
No.634467
>>634462
why do you think that's a partisan statement
our political system is so Fucked that the Literal KKK endorsing a political candidate boosts him in the polls
No.634468
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before we start another political debate
i just wanted to let you know
jasper exists
No.634469
>>634466
Does it even really matter if you're not a Trump voter in this case.
No.634470
No.634471
>>634470
You do, that's my point honey bun
No.634472
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>>634472
we all know that feel friend
No.634474
I don't care that trump's dad was KKK
I just.. I don't give a fuck anymore. I never really would have
No.634475
No.634476
>>634471
we are not friends
dont call me that
No.634477
>>634472
is there anyone
literally anyone
who doesn't
No.634478
>>634476
You can tell sarcasm as well as you can tell policy.
No.634479
>>634467
>[x] group endorses [x] candidate
>subsequent boost in polls
>HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED WHAT LOVING GOD WOULD ALLOW THIS
No.634480
>>634477
people with good taste
No.634482
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>>634479
Isn't it amazing how classless and stupid Americans are
No.634484
>>634479
you baited me well, 8/10. This is the quality of work I expect to be receiving
No.634485
>>634481
Make neoliberalism great again while criticizing the areas of neoliberalism my voting base is afraid of
No.634486
>>634481
these tickle me to the moon and back. I want to collect them all
No.634487
what i wanna know is
why is there hardcore man-on-man ass-eating in the "jasper" tag
No.634489
>>634483
You can go jerk your dick in private
No.634490
>these tickle me to the moon and back.
Who says this?
No.634491
No.634492
if you dont like america please fuck off to canada or israel thanks
No.634495
Merchants roasting on an oven fire,
Cryptos couldn't hide the nose,
Third Reich carols being sung by a choir,
Mein volk dressed up like Nazi bros
Everybody knows a jackboot on a merchant's throat
Helps to keep the nation white.
Refugees with their children in tow,
Won't find a feeding hand to bite.
They know that Moonman's on his way;
He's loaded lots of guns, with enemies to slay.
And every mother's child is going to heil,
When they lay eyes on the Einsatzgruppen's pile.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To bring back fourteen ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Ovens answer JQ
No.634496
>>634489
I love your faux nationalism because you don't care about America at all. Nobody here does. America is all about fuck the other guy let me get mine, and nationalism requires a concept of unity towards a greater national purpose. Really, who can say they defend a solid idea of what America actually is.
I mean, you don't.
No.634497
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>>634492
what if i love america, like any red-blooded american does, but know that she can be better
>>634494
why
what is this
why is there so much of this parody music
No.634498
>Don't Insult My Favorite Presidential Candidate While I Insult Other More Or Less The Same Candidates Or I Will Get PISSED And Spam /Pol/ Copypasta Because I Am Smart
No.634499
Vfan "I drove away everyone who ever cared about me" Goldsteinberg
No.634500
>>634497
i am subtly trying to tell the smug know it all communist jew to leave america so they can shut up about how america is evil and the white man is the devil
No.634501
>>634499
Do I care about anyone here? No lol
No.634502
>>634496
>>634501
Oh man if I'd known you were vfan I wouldn't have replied at all
No.634503
some post the caps of her drunk posting about how she wanted everyone to like her
No.634504
File: 1456986144811.png (204.56 KB, 640x1142, 320:571, tumblr_o3fpvjMqx91r29q8io1….png)
hey vee
why no tripcode
>>634500
yeah but you're about as subtle as a brick in the face
maybe the people who should fuck off to israel are the fascists
No.634505
>>634500
Is it really hard to not be a know it at all when you still believe there's a difference between Hillary and Trump. I mean, you're stupid. All of you are very stupid for not realizing this by now. I mean, I have hope you'll realize the banality of life doesn't come up with these magical solutions of kicking out whatever Other is appropriate at the time that never really actually happens. Or that we can all get an equal amount of employment or earning in the system we have no matter how democratic.
It takes less than two neurons to smash together to come to the conclusion the rest of your lives will be the same as they are right now, but Americans never get the idea that life isn't as cinematic as they're sold it in politics and fall for the same lies every four years until they die like every other generation. The next will fall for the same mistakes again and again until it just ends.
No.634506
>>634504
wonk where is this dude-on-dude asseating you mentioned
No.634507
>>634503
Isn't everyone that way drunk? You would probably say something similar, if more extreme.
No.634508
>>634505
im not reading i just want you to know you aren't as smart as you think you are
No.634509
>>634505
>there's no difference between hillary and trump
no fucking shit, really?
fuck off you retarded dyke
No.634510
>>634506
search/jasper
filter by "only photo posts"
third pic down on the left, it's a gif
No.634511
>>634508
Who said anything about being smart? What does intelligence really have to do with something even the disabled can figure out
No.634512
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>>634509
Explain to me the difference between two market worshiping power hungry neoliberal politicians so I can laugh at you.
No.634514
>>634511
you 100% of the time have a smug "im so right about literally everything" attitude
you seemingly do not understand fun, only being an unlikable shitheel
>>634509
do something that isnt this, please
No.634516
ohhh my god... Jasper/Steven blowjob... not to be 2010-era Hot Topic but I need brain bleach
>>634510
that's the porn star's name
No.634517
>>634512
Like I said earlier, this is Obama 2008 2.0 in terms of voters like you fooling themselves. I mean what's the point of voting if what you get is designed to be more or less the same really.
No.634518
>>634513
You really are a retarded dyke, since you obviously can't fucking read
No.634519
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>>634505
>things will never get better they will suck until we die so stop pretending things could ever get better
yikes
lighten up dude
that's not true and you know it
change for the better has been happening continuously for like, 100 years, or depending on your definition of improvement, literally forever
your edgy defeatism doesn't make you smarter than anyone else
it doesn't mean that you "figured it out"
it just means you're a quitter, and kind of a boring downer tbh
No.634520
>>634514
Oh I see, you don't like my tone when it comes to your favorite professional marketable dad Donald Trump.
Don't you do the same thing I'm doing right now with every single candidate that isn't Trump ad nauseum. Grow thicker skin you don't owe a presidential candidate anything.
No.634521
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>we're malachite now
>>634516
oh, seriously? glasses guy or other guy?
that's kind of funny
No.634522
>>634520
i dont like your tone ever
you are physically incapable of enjoying yourself
if you arent randomly spamming images you're having this same argument
i would rather have 35 saltlicks and 15 dambros than 1 of you because at least they have the capacity to do things besides dump random images and have the exact same shitflinging contest day after day after day
No.634523
>>634519
I appreciate your optimism but everything is slowly going to hell. Everyone just has their head stuck so far up their ass looking for some sort of messiah man to help them and their futures to not combat the idea there isn't anything banal.
No.634524
>>634519
this bitch has the gall to condemn a nation and elevate herself above its inhabitants wholesale based on self-indulgent hot dog water ideological horseshit. Don't underestimate how far up her own pasty ass this ho is
No.634525
>>634521
other guy, getting his ass et
I didn't know his name on sight, for the record, I just clicked the "jasper" tag on their blog
No.634526
I'm enjoying myself a lot right now, thank you very much. Also I love when you tell someone all they post is the same shit, which is a common insult from you, when every single thread the past 80 or more threads has been the same thing, and your pretending you aren't above repetition in this is funny.
No.634527
"all the candidates are the exact same and that's why you shouldn't vote trump"
No.634528
you are such a sincerely miserable person you make it harder to enjoy life when you are around
not in a "you are hurting my feefees" way
you are a black hole of positivity, no sunshine or flowers escape the big gaping maw of void you call your posts
No.634529
>>634526
You are the most negative, bland, and grating person I've ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with and I sincerely doubt you are capable of anything other than hate and spite
No.634530
>>634524
You just described every single individualistic red blooded American like yourself. Everyone believes they're special and smarter than everyone else in this shit heap.
I mean, I'm not even saying I'm better than anyone. I'm just saying I'm not foolish enough to buy a presidential candidate's lies. Does that make me better than anyone here? No not really, all our fates are more or less the same.
No.634531
hillary probably would not sign abortion-restricting bills if there was no supermajority to override her, whereas Trump would with abandon
No.634532
i wish your suicide attempts were real and not fake cries for attention and i wish they were successful
this is the worst thing ive ever legitimately thought
No.634533
>>634527
I didn't say you shouldn't vote for Trump. By all means, vote for Trump or Hillary. The outcomes will be the same.
No.634534
>>634532
Oh I'm so offended you think that. Imagine me sticking my tongue at you.
No.634535
No.634536
>>634535
yeah, I agree! like when people kill doctors for performing a routine medical procedure
No.634537
youre like the power puff girls but instead of the guy combining sugar spice and everything nice he combined misery and dog shit and dog shit again
No.634538
>>634530
Fucking says who?
You? You're my authority on what people believe and think and how they treat others in this country? You, one of the most spiteful masturbatory persons I've had the misfortune of being aware of?
Fuck off vfan. I don't care about your would-be half-baked golden gate bridge bullshit and you don't deserve me to
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>>634525
>getting his ass et
okay i know this is just a weird coincidence
but i literally just thought "why'd i call him 'other guy' when i coulda called him ''guy gettin his ass et'"
freaky
anyway i'm not a huge fan of ass ettin' but he's kinda cute
>>634523
>but everything is slowly going to hell
it's really, really not
like, i'm really sorry that's all you can see, but statistically you're just wrong
and the ways in which it is getting worse can be changed by changed attitudes and perspectives on life, culture, and who we are as a people, shifts that have happened before and will happen again
>>634527
more like "the two leading candidates have almost the exact same politics, but one of them is an idiotic blowhard and a failure in everything he does except for lying, so don't vote trump"
>>634532
don't you dare blame anyone but yourself for the terrible thoughts that you think
just don't
own up to your own terrible being
No.634540
>>634531
And how would Hillary help the south that already has those laws in place and make places where abortion is legal not have too high property value for them to move? The answer is she wouldn't, and there's more than just upper middle class Americans in existence to worry about in an ideal situation because most situations aren't ideal and you're going to have to learn that.
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>>634533
>The outcomes will be the same
if you honestly believe that, you need to educate yourself
jesus christ i cannot believe how ignorant some people are
No.634545
vfan your posts are like tumors on the fabric of enjoyment and probably retroactively caused the black plague
also new thread
>>634542
>>634542
>>634542
>>634542
>>634542