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No.634544
I love when you guys try to SJ at me, it's so cute
No.634547
thread rules:
1) leave old thread in old
2) be happy
3) drink water
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No.634549
who wants to talk homestuck
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>>634547
ok here is a statement unrelated to the last thread
wonk is probably the worst person to come to hsg
sure vfan is crazier
sure rev and others are stupider
sure people have had worse opinions than him
but he is actually the worst person to come to hsg
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No.634554
this is very unepic
they are 3 days late
No.634555
I want to FUCCY mcWUCCY Matt Nathanson
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>>634547
i'm bringin my orange rock babe over from the last thread
that okay, chief?
>>634550
>implying
you remember cletus right
he still comes around, y'know
you literally know nothing of who i am as a person, dude
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>>634557
cletus fucks his cousin (which is itself bad) for bad reasons, and complained he couldn't drink all her prescribed stuff, but no I think I'm still going to give the award to you
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No.634568
Why is Joey with a pineapple the image that shows up if there was no image.
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>>634565
so you're basically admitting that you're giving me that particular award for no reason
wow you're almost as bad as the academy
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>>634567
i just drink tap water
it's often actually cloudy I probably shouldn't
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>>634568
because i said "post joey" and someone posted that joey
so i did it, the absolute madman
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>>634567
Mine had black mold growing in it I didn't know mold could grow on filtered water.
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>>634569
i mean I can list the reasons you're awful too
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>>634571
i would have thought it intentional, but cool
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>>634567
i get crystal-clear water from a well, filtercucks will never know water this tasty
No.634578
controversial opinion: water tastes bad. all water. I have tried your water, and it tastes terrible
No.634579
even joey wants to stay hydrated!
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>>634578
water tastes good when i have high blood sugar but the reasons are because my body thinks it's dying
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>>634575
listen
can we not do this
you're just gonna list some bullshit, i'm going to defend myself, you'll take the defending myself as proof, and then nothing will have changed
i just really don't want this thread to be about me
again
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>>634580
I
I'm sorry Ben...
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>>634581
>i just really don't want this thread to be about me
could you leave then
you've been promising on that for a while but haven't delivered
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>>634578
This is your apex of correctness. Savor it
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>>634583
it's ok, I haven't had a significant spike either way in a while
then again I haven't actually measured it in several months to a year? but I feel ok
No.634587
I'm not loving the taste of plastic from bottles of water but a whole case is like 3 bucks. A 24 pack of Monster runs me 34 dollary doos.
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>>634578
water is awful unless its from: sealed bottle OR ice cold/actual ice
tbqh
i could barely rinse my mouth with warm salt water without puking
No.634589
i wanna make anime great again
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>>634584
like i said before
i'll leave when my brain does the "interest switch" thing
i can't control it
trust me when i say i wish i could
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No.634592
None of you are better or worse people than Wonk. You are all at the same level and worth.
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>>634592
i am not a pedophile
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>>634592
lol shut up clown
No.634595
isn't the broscience to drink bottled water cause it'll leech estrogen into you
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>>634593
what a coincidence!
neither am i
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>>634583
>>634580
oh also, "the reason is"
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>>634593
>>634594
What stage is denial in the stages of grief
No.634599
all i drink these days is water
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>>634595
im too high testosterone anyway
my shirts keep ripping from allmy muscles and my pyrokinesis keeps accidentally lighting stuff on fire
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>>634596
wait I thought that was your thing
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>>634601
You're right, it doesn't does it
No.634604
i just remembered MGR on pc has 21 gb of cutscenes and the actual game is 3gb
fucking classic
No.634605
is dark souls 3 going to be dark souls 2 2 or bloodborne 2 or what
this is a stupid question but i think people whove played at least 2 of the games understand what i mean
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>>634602
you're mistaken
my thing
my shtick, if you will
is to post too much art that people don't like, and to get in arguments a lot because i sometimes take things to seriously
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>>634603
zizek you slimy bastard you balance those chakras
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>>634605
supposedly it's going to be more like what dark souls 2 should have been
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>>634608
so it's going to be Dark Souls 1 2 instead of Dark Souls 2 or Dark Souls 2 2
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>>634605
dark souls 3 is gonna be dark souls 1 2
i think dark souls 2 is like, dark souls 1.5
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>>634607
What color do you think Zizek's chakras are
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>>634612
See, I'm thinking blue-green
No.634614
writing undertale fanfiction is easier because for 99% of the characters you don't have to worry about breaking established syntax
now that I think about it I think the skeletons are the only ones that have that issue
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>>634606
your first shtick was pedo art in particular
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>>634614
what kind of blunderfail fanfic have you written fam
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>>634614
what about temmie
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>>634615
I wish I could make stoya faces that aren't associated with sex so I can let people know they're saying dumb silly shit and they should stop at once.
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>>634616
you make it sound like i was posting cp
which i wasn't, by the way
i was definitely going through a phase
my first shtick, though, was clown art
that's how i got my name, remember
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>>634617
frisk and chara
aside from muffet being in one and Asriel probably being in a few it's going to be mostly frisk and chara
if/when i feel better about my writing i might ask for requests though
>>634618
them too, but there's also Bob.
No.634622
also it's easy too
lowercase for sans, uppercase for papyrus and gaster
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No.634625
I'm like 98% sure I have kidney stones you guys should have been telling me to drink water sooner
No.634626
>so many chrome tabs open it refuses to load more
lol
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No.634629
UGH I have to do dishes before I go to bed, FUUUUCK
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>>634627
but i am not pedophile
No.634632
remember when i was known by a symbol
like prince
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>>634629
If you don't do the dishes, you won't have stuff to eat with later. This is motivation enough.
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>>634627
Yes yes you've figured it all out. Just assume that we all get the picture already before you post next time
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>>634621
where can I read it
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>>634632
wait, are you the ;o) who was asking me about my hairy chest early on in my shitposting career
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>>634636
i don't think we ever had someone else under that name
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>>634636
uhh
i mean, i'm gonna be honest and say i have literally zero recollection of that
but i am the only person who's ever regularly gone by the "name" ;o)
when was this?
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>>634638
god, it must have been 2012? I dunno
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for those who don't know, ;o) is a "winking honk" or, as one person put it, a "wonk'
hence the name
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>>634634
I love it. I've reduced you to calling me a know it all. This is classic rich shit. What is there next?
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>>634641
i only started posting around october-ish of 2013, i remember because i came like, a few weeks into the gigapause right as /hsg/ was dying
but still, i think i'm the only one to have gone by that symbol
so
i dunno
was it weird?
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>>634643
ill show u what next bitch.... *unzips boxcutter*
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>>634645
>>634646
>>634647
post your dick
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scope this sweet peri
hot off the presses
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>>634650
>>634651
And grant calls me repetitive
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>>634643
nothing you post matters, my responses shouldn't really be taken at face value
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>>634649
a little bit, I guess. I was inclined to read any poster responding to me repeatedly as aggressive. Sorry, probably wasn't you, but it was weird to have someone mention a moniker I associate so strongly with that specific poster
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>>634653
And you call me repetitive
No.634657
why are jewish people so...
...gross?
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>>634654
You're one step closer to understanding you shouldn't get mad at any of this.
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>>634657
You jewfro bigger than most of my cousins I think you're Jewish.
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>>634658
lol forever step behind you though eh?
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>>634659
it's epic tho lol
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>>634655
no worries, i mean, it probably wasn't
but i understand
i'm sorry, if it was me?
No.634666
anyway
i've posted so many cuties from SU and HS the last few days
i feel like i haven't given my other fandom any love
look at this "metropolis"-lookin' motherfucker
No.634667
god... I think I'm gonna have to take a nap if I want to get these dishes done before my parents wake up
>>634665
haha, no apologies necessary either way, I survived the experience
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>>634663
Ok let me ask. What makes me saying the most general acceptable thing possible, you shouldn't trust people who run for president on their word, let alone politicians are their word, make me a meanie mc poopy face know it all.
Like we're not talking phenomenology I just said something nobody likes to hear around election cycle which is your votes don't matter much compared to the market. That's all there is too it.
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>>634667
>a nap
at this point isn't a nap just sleeping
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>>634670
it's a nap if I wake up in two and a half hours like I'm gonna try to
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>>634669
You probably would have gotten mad, anyways.
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>>634670
Sleep is for the weak.
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>>634672
who the fuck gets mad at hsg
that's like crying because of hsg
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>>634675
Our very own admin
No.634677
these days, if they aren't a nigger, they're a jew!
or a le whooby goldberg! lol
No.634678
Hsg will eventually grow to get so mad, that they begin to circle my every post with hermeneutic analysis about my tone.
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>>634675
i cried about something hsg-adjacent like 5 years ago
damn that was actually relatively early in hsg now that I think about it
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>>634671
hey, you do what you gotta do, but r.i.p. in piece your sleep schedule
>>634673
speaking of which
it's sweepy weepy time for me
classes early tomorrow morning
g'night hsg
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>>634679
tell me the story
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No.634684
Pessimism is more fun than optimism because it never lets you down, so you naturally move towards cynicism as you age. You'll eventually discover this. When you say looking at the world as a hopeless wreck isn't fun you don't know what you're missing.
No.634685
>when they nig you
they nig me
>they nig me
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>>634682
nah, it's pretty unepic
I don't even think anyone related to it is still here
No.634687
Boris Yeltzin walking around NASA: Bored and uninterested in the rockets
Boris Yeltzin at a supermarket: Having the time of his life looking amongst the 1% and 2% milk cartons
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>>634684
>pissimism
for the pissers! lol
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>>634688
Why do you start saying lol a lot when you're upset
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>>634690
i'm so upset! o! behold! this image board has rendered me flaccid and weak! this 8chan has wounded me!
lol.
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>>634684
you think yourself so wise it makes me want to puke
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>>634691
mostly myself! lol
No.634695
i think myself so epic it makes me want to harvest
(lol)
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>>634693
Can you quit calling me a know it all and having a weak stomach
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>>634696
don't flatter yourself or this frumpy girl you like to post
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>>634698
damn daniel! back it up at the krispy Meme again with no chill! ain't nobody got time fo' that chuck tester! Lol
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>>634697
You don't even know who aubrey plaza is. maybe you are as dumb as you think I'm calling you.
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>>634701
is the one from the show that's like an off-brand version of the office? lol
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>>634701
couldn't remember the name honestly
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>>634702
Isn't The Office and off brand version of The Office
No.634705
is salty bet still a thing
No.634706
>not knowing some random cunt makes you dumb
lol
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>>634706
You're a random cunt since you're anon and thus have stripped yourself of humanity
No.634708
does anyone remember B FIFTY TWO BOMBER
whose fault was that even
No.634709
well aren't things just interesting
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>>634707
you're anon..................................................................................
No.634711
Like here we are again. You're there pretending you're more smug than I am to piss me off, and I out smug you, and you get pissed off. It never ends this shit.
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>>634710
You know who I am
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>>634712
you're an ugly cunt?
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>>634713
And how do I not know you aren't an ugly cunt? Should I take it on your word when you have such a mouth on you?
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>>634704
maybe but parks and smeg is even more derivative
also isn't laundry raza not funny?
No.634716
i'm actually satisfied with how this is going
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>>634716
who le fug are you
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>>634715
You're right it's derivative but Audrey Plaza as a person is funnier than all the characters on the office actually.
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>>634716
Athis l Le is an le the an a whole le epicly new epic? le epic lol
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>>634717
just an interesting person
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>>634718
you use the word actually stupidly
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>>634723
Keep your thoughts to yourself.
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>>634725
i will not actually
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>>634718
okay well this is just absurd lol
i was so put-off by the blandness of the first three episodes that i decided mrs. gaza & her ilk had struck out lol
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>>634718
okay well this is just absurd lol
i was so put-off by the blandness of the first three episodes that i decided mrs. gaza & her ilk had struck out lol
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>>634728
not clicking actually
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>>634729
>>634730
The Office isn't a funny show it's for menopause moms it's not hard to be funnier.
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>>634732
honestly couldn't have said that any better
No.634734
this girl is Hot and i wish somebody like her would burp on me
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>>634733
who the fuck are you?
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>>634735
why is that important?
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>>634736
who the fuck are you?
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>>634732
this is coming from the person who thinks Birdman (or the unexpected virtue of bad movies) is some kind of accomplishment! lol
pretentious "opinions" like this should be taken with a grain of shit! lol
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>>634736
who the fuck are you?
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>>634737
what exactly do you want to know? I'm just someone who stumbled upon this thread
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>>634738
So you're saying you have both the taste and the feistiness of menopause moms
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2077
still the crossie war rages on
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>>634746
Yeah that's what the average joke on the office looks like
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>>634748
lol sounds like a good proposal but i'm good
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>>634744
is this an epic misogynism on your le part? lol! but really your taste is le bad. le unepic! lol
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>>634752
i listen to a Debra on the epic Yeastradio grums she's epic lol
No.634756
*sits near empty lasgana tray*
*bups*
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>>634754
she's pretty dude i'm not gonna argue that
she just hasn't made me laugh
seriously, i would love for you to actually make me change my opinion on her.
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>>634758
Oh I'm not trying to prove she's pretty I just have nothing to say to you because you think the office is funny
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>>634762
So you're posting a picture of a dead woman in police custody because you're mad I said you have the personality and likes of a feisty menopause mom named Sandra or Debra
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>>634761
i'm stuck with the cuck sign
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>>634763
lol her name is sandra lol
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>>634765
I bet your mom is a sandra and she was the one who made you this way
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No.634768
>when the black lives matter
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>>634764
then i shall take a liking to you
No.634770
Ok you know what? No, Aubrey Plaza isn't funnier than all the characters on The Office.
I'm funnier than all the characters on The Office.
No.634771
If I could pick any hsg girl to have sex with it'd probably be shrinedust I guess
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>>634770
haha lol i'm lolling at this post i'm kekking at this post lol
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>>634770
yeah but not in the way you would like
No.634774
is spongelord handicapable
does he have the brain problems
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>>634774
in a way you can say everyone does
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>>634773
If you find pleasure in my posts, you should show it more often instead of just telling me I made you mad. Because that's funnier to me, than I am to you.
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>>634774
i'm epic...
handicop a feel of this lad's little lad... lol!
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>>634776
you don't understand who you are talking too
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>>634778
Chances are slim I care, either.
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>>634776
i'm "jerking" my Hot Fizzing Dick because this Post is dripping with Pleasure Points
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>>634781
Remember that time you got embarrassed you wanted to fuck a minor. But it was all good because once you started hanging out you said you hated her. And you call Wonk a pedo
No.634784
the feeling you get when you encounter the least cancer in homestuck threads
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>>634783
our age difference wasn't that wide
besides i didn't even tell you the worst part about the awkward silence after i asked if she would spit on me, only to be broken a minute later by my asking if she was sure lol
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No.634788
Capitalism is the most successful economic system that has existed thus far; benefiting the entire population by raising their living standards.
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>>634788
Is that why America is trailing in living standards with the rest of the civilized world
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>>634789
The rest of the civilized world is capitalist.
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>>634789
us american's are basically on a big downward slope to being fucked by a huge metal pole.
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>>634792
who the fuck are you?
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>>634792
who the fuck are you?
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>>634792
who the fuck are you?
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>>634791
I'm not denying that, but the rest of the world is at least less filled with double standards about its liberalism.
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>>634795
>>634794
>>634793
why is this a valid question?
No.634798
can i get some more epic new responses please? lol
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>>634797
who the fuck are you?
No.634800
Besides, if you think "we can't get any better than this and shouldn't try" you're foolish because the world is filled with giant glaring klaxon blaring flaws.
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>>634799
who the fuck are you?
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>>634800
What happened to pessimism?
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>>634802
then i shall kneelith down and pay my respects. Maybe.
No.634805
he will kneelith! he will pay his respects!
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>>634803
Oh don't worry, humanity is too pig like in appearance to ever improve from where we're at.
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>>634807
If you believe the left and right in America aren't both for the same goals you're pretty gullible.
No.634811
left? right? i'll just have my mouthpics... lol
No.634812
For blacks in the Americas, slavery is the greatest thing that ever happened to them.
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>>634812
it will be until we have the le until we have the le until we have the le epic le Niggacaust! lmao! jej
No.634815
For whites in the Americas, cheese was the greatest thing that ever happened to them.
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>>634815
i thought it was Mcdonalds
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>>634818
there'd be no mickey d's without any cheese
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No.634823
The thing is, we probably would have hovercars and much of the technology thought of in the 30s if society were allowed to progress in a real way.
No Jews running the world, no "progressives", no pushing technological companies like NASA space travel being technology to focus on muh multiculturalism rather than technological advancement, and we probably could have laser weapons, flying cars, advanced AI robots that properly serve society's needs, advanced renewable energy that doesn't involve sending money to the middle east nor unsustainable "green energy", prosthetic limbs that allow a victim of amputation to go back to normal life because they act just as a real limb would, advanced cures for diseases…
Just imagine the possibilities in a world without jews, without jewish lies, without progressives.
No.634824
>capitalism improves quality of life
>less than 10% of the population of the earth lives in extreme poverty now thanks to the industrial revolution
>it's still bad somehow
karl marx is a fucking nerd and I'm gonna take his lunch money and redistribute it to me
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>>634823
it could be worse though
No.634826
a world without jews is a world without vfan
I'm ready
No.634827
a world without jews... is a world without the jewish girls i like to fetishize! why would i want le that?
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>>634824
have you read capital?
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>>634823
So what you're saying is you're being fed the same bullshit and falling for it like lowest common denominator
No.634830
There is no difference between Hillary or Trump.
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>>634828
have you seen this huge pimple i have beside my nose
im gonna pop it and see how much puss comes out
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>>634809
you're confusing "left and right" with "democrat and republican" you stupid shit-for-brains
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>>634832
It's interchangeable. Two parties who say different things who want the same thing who disagree on cultural issues supported by their base who think these small differences can improve a country. There isn't anything especially exciting about every other president, life continues to be banal and people continue to hope for excitement that will never come.
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>>634834
minor political differences on social issues are by definition not minor if they qualify as social issues in the first place. You would know this if you were a genius like me, who has absolutely no problem memorizing 10 random characters but has the misfortune of a namesake shitty keyboard that impairs the use of a # key effectively.
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>>634836
>minor political differences on social issues are by definition not minor if they qualify as social issues in the first place
Oh please
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>>634839
who the fuck are you?
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>>634840
your mom now do the dishes
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>>634842
do as i say child!
No.634845
How come all the characters on General Mills cereal look like they came from cartoons that would be popular on tumblr?
How come Lucky Charms only have 2 shapes now coins and clovers
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>>634845
>How come Lucky Charms only have 2 shapes now coins and clovers
what
are we living in a nightmare
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>>634846
General Mills redesigned all their cereal so now we have less shapes than launch Lucky Charms
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>>634848
those people are going to hell for that shit.
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No.634852
Will the Zika Virus get a cute anime avatar like Ebola-chan?
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>>634852
we already have the goofballs
No.634854
>tfw you have no musical talent but you pirated the korg m01 anyways
No.634855
ME NO WANT GO WORK
FUG
see you fucks in 9 hours
No.634856
ugh
give me the neet life
working full-time is so terriblé
No.634857
No.634858
lately i've been stepping up my 'find a job' game
shit ain't easy, though
No.634859
No.634860
>>634851
but who was bane??
No.634861
No.634862
>>634859
anon its killing me
it's killing all of us, or it will be eventually
No.634863
look on the bright side anons
you've only got 40 odd years left until retirement!
No.634864
>>634863
ufufufu... the life of a normie wage slave sure is rewarding, huh?
No.634865
>>634864
Poil dont be rude....
No.634867
neet pearl living in the temple's basement
No.634868
If I had to describe friends I'd say it's a sitcom about marriage, divorce and having babies
No.634869
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No.634872
>>634869
Joey is your buddy
No.634873
Give me Joey or give me death!
No.634874
*violently shakes you*
JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.634875
*opens fire in a crowded mall*
JOEY!
No.634876
*hijacks plane*
I LOVE JOEY!
*crashes it into the white house*
No.634877
*spreads potent explosives along the outer foundations of kelud*
J O E Y !
No.634880
No.634881
She's just a common Joey!
No.634882
>>634879
i hate this bitch! i want joey!
No.634883
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No.634885
>bored
>check my phone for unsent messages
>check one who was directed to my mom
>"byehfwanna with a short skirt and a loooooooong"
i dont remember writing this
what the fuck am i trying to say
No.634886
i forgot that i have saltlick's address from gristmas
i should mail him anthrax soon
No.634887
>>634885
have you been listening to cake lately
No.634888
>>634887
never heard of them
>>634886
dont use gristmas for evil
No.634889
>>634888
how? you were quoting their song, "short skirt / long jacket"
No.634890
No.634891
>>634889
maybe someone took his phone
No.634892
*releases zika virus in the water supply*
joey!
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No.634894
>>634889
i really dont remember listening to it
maybe i copied the lyrics and accidentally pasted them while i was sleeping?
because my mom doesnt know english
No.634895
will pay top dollar for WORKING rituals to give people cancer over the internet
hit me up
No.634896
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>>634894
if that sounds like something you'd do, man
i guess
No.634897
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>no mozz so have to use cheddar on pizza
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No.634899
>>634898
your taste is gross
No.634900
>>634898
what uh
what kind of cheese do you normally have on pizza
No.634901
>trailer for shitty female ghostbusters comes out
>fat black one actually says aw hell naw
its like pottery in motion, bravo nolan
No.634902
>>634898
i swear to god if you're some goat cheese fucker
No.634903
i don't think i've ever had anything but mozzarella on a pizza except multi cheese pizzas
No.634904
the only good pizz
is ore-ida brand bagel bites
No.634905
>>634904
what the fuck is this noise
No.634906
>>634903
me either, if you dont count "sauce and shredded cheese on a flatbread in the toaster oven" as pizza
No.634907
>>634905
the best pizza
everything else is just flatbread
No.634910
today's arting has been a fucking disaster
this is fine
i am fine
No.634911
>>634901
progressive/10 i can actually FEEL the social progress and diversity
No.634912
>>634879
huh
i think i own that sweater
No.634913
anon by day
annoying fat ugly tranny namefag by night
No.634914
No.634915
imagine a world where binding of isaac rebirth had the soundtrack done by the guy who did the original's
i want to live in that world
No.634916
>>634915
it's very easy to live in that world fam just replace the rebirth/afterbirth version's music with the original's
rebirth's basement song was so unimpressive i immediately replaced all the music and besides sheol/the cathedral all the other new songs are worse than the flash game's counterparts
No.634917
so i watched the trailer
it seems kind of
i dunno
low-key?
like they're just playing the old parts but with new comedians, and they seem to have no understanding of comedic timing whatsoever
also the black girl is still a token
i mean, im still gonna see it lol
No.634918
>>634916
yeah but
what about all the tracks that dont have original game equivalents
and they're the same old ones not remade better versions
No.634919
everything new is also terrible, never change anything
No.634920
>>634919
you dont understand
original isaac had a 10/10 ost
rebirth/afterbirth is kind of just a wet fart
No.634921
>>634914
why? it's a cute sweater
No.634922
>>634918
unfortunately you'll have to live with the new ones but in the same stroke you can replace them with songs of your own choosing if you get them set up to loop properly and all that, play system of a down in the burning basement or something i don't care
also still better than the new ones
>>634917
you're expecting a cash-in "muh diversity" project to be good and/or have effort put into it, especially when it was announced after the death of one of the original ghostbusters
No.634923
>>634919
>>634920
unless this was about ghostbusters
which i also posit that you dont understand
No.634924
>>634922
>you're expecting a cash-in "muh diversity" project to be good and/or have effort put into it
yeah, why the fuck wouldn't i? they're professionals, not fucking film students
No.634925
>>634924
>shoehorned "muh diversity" project
>professionals
do ho ho
anything piggybacking off an existing franchise is to be avoided, moreso if it replaces the original cast with an all-female/token-black one
No.634926
>>634922
>>634924
>>634925
man
you two confuse the fuck out of me
you both have the EXACT SAME ip text block thing
which means your ip numbers are a few digits off of each other, i dont know the exact 8chan range though
No.634927
>>634924
>yeah, why the fuck wouldn't i? they're professionals
Like, I don't even care about girl ghostbusters but this is such a hilariously awful argument I couldn't pass up the opportunity.
If this was true then bad movies wouldn't exist, but guess what, they do!
This was probably be one of them!
No.634928
>>634925
why?
and they are fucking professionals, man, they're not nobody actors
there's no reason to just assume a tribute film like this is going to be bad just because the cast is women, unless you're a sexist
No.634929
missed my therapy appointment and my mom sat me down before I took my meds to tell me to get my shit together
it was epic
also is Spongelord okay, he sent me some Weird snaps
No.634930
i still cant tell if sponge legitimately dislikes me or not
id like to think i can get a decent read on people but he's impenetrable to me
No.634931
>>634930
sponge is shrouded in multiple layers of irony
No.634932
>>634927
listen, if you read my post you'd get it
let me explain
the reason the trailer felt bad is because of particular things that you wouldn't expect from professional comedy actors, especially ones who are usually funny
like, going into it, it's not unreasonable to expect comedy actors to have good comedic timing
but it didnt feel like they did which is weird
No.634933
>>634930
i think the same of you
No.634934
>>634931
its epic!
it keeps me on my toes!
>>634933
you're great
No.634935
we're not gonna understand sponge until he snaps a pic of himself hanging
No.634936
No.634937
>>634928
>there's no reason to just assume a tribute film like this is going to be bad
gonna stop you right there lad
No.634938
i like talking to sponge with his irony proxy off
No.634939
No.634940
>>634926
probably using the same provider or something, i tether off an at&t phone
>>634928
the movie was announced on the coat-tails of ramis's death, that alone was telling me this was going to be fucking BAD
the not-at-all-pandering all-female cast and the token nigress was just frosting on a turd
No.634941
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No.634943
just my onion, films whose casts are male-dominated are way less interesting than films whose casts are female-dominated. just my tuppence
No.634944
>>634934
what about me grunty
No.634945
>>634930
sponge is too evolved for us...
No.634946
>>634941
just kinda
worrying
like, fewer layers of irony between me and his emotional state
No.634947
No.634949
>>634948
thanks wes, how's the new wife
No.634950
No.634951
>>634943
wow!
literally no one expected you to be on board with a ~diversity~ movie! lol!
No.634952
>asking for a review of your post history
No.634953
>>634943
there arent any interesting stories left from a male pov
well, white male pov anyway
it's like, yawn, a bunch of guy commiserate about how women dont like them, until one guy finds "the one"
No.634954
>>634952
I can already tell yours is bad
No.634956
>>634953
>All movies are romance movie
wew
No.634957
>>634951
I've never seen the original Ghostbusters and I likely won't see this one
men are cliché, is what I'm saying
>>634950
that's my ugly mug, yes
>>634953
the male point of view- well, admittedly, male points of view- have some characteristics in common, and in contrast with women's. it's limited, and because men are encouraged to ignore women's insights it's more limited than the perspectives of women, who often know more about men than men know about themselves
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No.634960
>>634957
maybe you shouldn't talk about a movie you haven't even seen!
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>>634957
It's a good movie from the 80s.
I can't remember specifically but I'm sure there's too many ~problematic~ things in it.
I mean, there's only like 2 important female characters? How dare they.
No.634963
>>634952
>implying that was my plan
No.634964
>>634960
I'm literally not talking about Ghostbusters, I'm talking about film in general
there are a lot of male-dominated films. so many, and with enough in common between them, that I have grown to expect that male-dominated movies will bore me. female-dominated movies rarely bore me
No.634965
>>634955
Is that a peri cake
No.634966
>>634963
really? then what's the next step in your master plan?
No.634967
What do you think jebby is doing right now
No.634968
>>634957
i recommend seeing it
i mean, now that we're talking about this, it is pretty "dude humour" so i understand not wanting to see it
No.634969
>>634966
you would be able to guess if you can correctly guess who I am too
No.634970
i want to study film
and study the differences between male- and female-dominated films
hey saltlick did you see carol
No.634971
Would it be legal to change your last name to an exclamation point?
No.634972
Every time Wes calls someone ugly I should post his face to remind him.
No.634973
>>634970
>>634970
no, I kinda want to I guess
to be fair, I don't really like film as a format. like dude-dominated books aren't as good as lady-dominated books, but I can still usually read and enjoy them. there's something about cinema specifically that I dislike, independent of content
carol sounds really good though
No.634974
Saltlick the self hating male
No.634975
>>634972
oh my god fuck off you miserable snake
we get it you dont like wesley
ignore him, you bitter tumor
No.634976
>>634975
oh my god fuck off you miserable snake
we get it you dont like vfan
ignore her, you bitter tumor
No.634977
>>634976
isn't that pretty much what he started doing
or is that the joke
No.634978
>>634976
oh my god fuck off you miserable snake
we get it you dont like grant
ignore him, you bitter tumor
No.634979
>>634973
>I don't really like film as a format
oh, i see, that's fair
No.634980
>>634978
oh my god fuck off you miserable snake
we get it you dont like (Insert Person You Got Annoyed By)
ignore (Insert Person You Got Annoyed By), you bitter tumor
No.634981
>>634980
the second one should be a pronoun
you bitter tumor
No.634982
>>634977
That's not the joke
No.634983
in my senior year I retook my freshman seminar because my first grade in that class sucked
anyway there was this freshman in the class whose name I don't remember because I always refer to him as "'Everybody In Africa Speaks African' Guy," for reasons that are probably self-evident
one time I was stuck waiting for class to start and he was the only other person there. keep in mind I was wearing makeup and feminine jewelry
this dude tries to convince me to watch a show- something something anarchy- on the basis that "it's like a soap opera for men" and "you'd like it"
I have never been so insulted in my life
No.634984
>>634975
stop trying to regulate the broth, man
just let it be
No.634985
>>634982
what's the joke then
>>634983
I'm not surprised you're this petty.
No.634986
>>634983
>sons of anarchy
>soap opera
sounds about right
No.634987
Ok hsg. You gotta help me out this morning , ok? I had a dream last night, and within this dream people kept referencing this really cool guy named Durian. But in a mocking way right, like this Durian chap is trying a bit too hard. Anyways I go look up what exactly Durian is, because it's one of the words that has to exist right.
And this is a Durian. It's a tree fruit covered in spikes in Indonesia.
What does it mean????
No.634988
>>634985
The joke is mind your fucking business little boy
No.634989
>>634985
petty, messy, bitchy me : )
>>634986
yeah that's the one
I'm sure it's a good show but my mind is just blown that he thought that was a good way to recommend a piece of media to me
No.634990
>me @ me
oh my god fuck off you miserable snake
we get it you dont like men
ignore them, you bitter tumor
No.634992
>>634990
do you hate other trannies too
No.634994
>>634989
he was trying to show that even though he can aknowledge it's a soap opera, it's not one of those girly soaps cuz he's a manly man
No.634995
>>634993
durians are infamous for their smell iirc
No.634996
>>634992
what I said: "don't like"
what you said: "hate"
like that one anon said, hate is a strong word that should be reserved for cletus
anyway why would I hate trannies as a group? trans men have a lot of the same problems that cis men do, but at least they're trans. trans women are great
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No.634998
trans enbies (redundant, w/e) are great too
No.634999
>>634996
I dunno a lot of trans people I see hate other trans people
>>634998
what's an enbie
No.635000
>>634991
improved birb outside window
No.635001
>>634999
enbie/enby = nonbinary (nb)
No.635002
>>634999
>a lot of trans people I see hate other trans people
you can say moody, I don't mind (I'm joking, you may not have been thinking of moody)
enbie or enby is a cutesy way to spell NB for non-binary. "non-binary" isn't really a noun, but enby is and can be used that way
No.635003
>>634999
tumblr uwu-cute term for "nonbinary"
No.635004
I must have heard Durian somewhere before, but I can't recall where. It's just weird everyone was mocking the character of Durian in my dream, the same way Durians (the fruit) are mocked. Like the wires got crossed and the name Durian sounds like some tumblr fucko's url. Like I'm pretty sure one of my friends, who was in my dream, said "Durian stinks".
I must have forgot the existence of Durians a few ago, and now suddenly it and details about the fruit are brought up in a vague way?mashed together with some other meaning. It's neat, dreams are neat.
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No.635006
>>635002
i wasn't thinking about moody, just the trend
No.635007
get your spiky-ass stank fruit outta here
No.635009
choral director: can you use a bit more vibrato
me: [scooping rhythmically] lIkE tHiS
cd:
cd: nono
No.635010
I don't know what scooping is
I can make my voice deeper though
No.635011
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>>635010
scooping is going into a note from a nearby pitch above or below, or actually it might specifically have to be from one particular direction? it's a bluesy-jazzy-gospely sort of technique
her example in this video is pretty restrained, it's possible to scoop more widely, and that's the sound I was trying to convey with the shitpost
No.635012
>>634999
>lot of trans people I see hate other trans people
really? for what purpose
No.635013
>>635012
dumb reasons
they need to channel their pain and hate on something
No.635014
>attempts to convey technically complicated singing technique joke through a shitpost
this is some next level shit
No.635015
>>635012
same reason you hear girls saying they're "not like other girls" and shitting on girls in general, they're a member of a subordinate population with negative stereotypes and they're trying to boost their own value by shifting those negative stereotypes onto those other girls or other trannies who are bad and ruining it for the rest of us
No.635016
No.635017
>>635013
do you actually know their reasons or are you just memeing about those angry trannies
No.635018
>>635015
yeah, that's what i was thinking
or like truscum
No.635019
>>635017
no that's how it works for humans
No.635020
>>635017
>even the tranny knows about angry trannies
cuckie...
No.635021
>>635020
she wasn't talking about angry trannies, she was talking about people in subordinate position taking the easy way to set themselves apart
srry if i don't take a cis persontalking about trans anger seriously at first, usually it's a case of mischaracterization
No.635022
>>635020
don't rope me into this, my insider critique on other insiders' critiques has very little to do with the "angry trannies" outsider critique
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No.635027
anyway that's enough unironic gender discussion for today
What's a good category of objects/tools to characterize a powerset built around mobility, stealth, ranged accuracy- rogue/ranger stuff? Like, I have holy symbols as being a cleric/paladin's class tool, I have musical instruments as the bard's class tool, animal husbandry tools as the beastmaster's, and magical foci like orbs and wands and staves and magic books and shit for the wizards'
besides weapons and armor, what's an iconic object that rogues and rangers could make use of?
No.635028
"Squeak like a lil mouse~!"
based nitrotitan
No.635029
>>635027
scope/lens?
smoke bombs?
disguises?
No.635030
No.635031
>>635028
what the fuck is she wearing, is that a symbiote or something
>>635029
>disguises
you know, I thought about masks, that'd make for interesting flavor
like obviously there's domino masks, but later when the characters are more powerful the masks could be really weird and cool
No.635032
No.635034
>you can marry Jessica in the new DQVIII
well well well
time to whip out my 3DS
No.635036
>>635032
that prestige class is neat af, I've never seen it before
and that's exactly the sort of thing I think would be cool, all these wildly different masks would be a great way to make their mechanical benefits more interesting to think about
No.635037
>>635031
she's a spy that's just her suit
No.635038
>>635036
yeah i was super hype when i saw someone mention it on the tumbl
sounds like it could be op as compared to the gadgets of the other class though
maybe just one small benefit per mask?
No.635039
>>635037
>torpedo tits
>horsecock
>places where the fabric magically molds around her body without seams
>decorative seams around the shaft
>a spy suit with a built-in condom/cock-and-balls sheath
wank if you must, but
No.635040
>>635039
I know right
Nitrotitan makes the nicest art and nicest characters
No.635041
>>635038
oh, yeah, the actual powersets will have to be balanced with the other classes, and they'll all have a focus on increasing mobility/stealth/ranged accuracy
the other class tools will be as varied as the masks, and they'll also start out plain and then tend towards the increasingly fantastic as the characters level up
No.635042
>>635041
>start out plain, tend towards fantastic
coolio
what format is this game, again?
No.635043
>>635040
that's not even his art
No.635044
how annoying to the player would it be to implement fog of war for NPCs who aren't in any character's field of vision
obviously it would be annoying for me to make happen but would it make the battle system more exciting or more exasperating
>>635042
vidya RPG, possibly in RPG Maker 2003 if I find it suits my purposes
think Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for the battle system- grid-and-turns
No.635045
>>635037
>massive horse-dick and special suit to wrap around her exaggerated features
>spy
No.635046
>>635043
It isn't but it's about stacey
No.635047
>>635044
>think Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for the battle system- grid-and-turns
nice
No.635048
*sticks my dick inside you*
infiltration complete
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No.635051
oh yeah, there's a nintendo direct tonight in a few hours
i can't wait for it to show off absolutely nothing of interest
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No.635056
kill fuck marry
wonk cletus niggerclit
killing all also kills your family
No.635057
>>635056
they'll understand
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No.635061
>>635056
Kill myself so I don't have to fuck or marry either of those wastes of carbon
No.635062
>>635055
no, just a general one
No.635063
>>635056
okay, kill TWO then
wonk and cletus
i don't know who niggerclit is so i guess i'll fuck 'em
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No.635065
>>635063
niggerclit is the guy with the pube beard
No.635067
>>635066
important image secured
No.635069
>>635065
uuuuurgh
okay, i changed my mind
kill him and wonk, fuck cletus
No.635070
>>635063
that's a very bad decision honestly
No.635071
kissing pubeard must feel like performing cunnilingus
No.635072
post tfw you have wesley-tier wrists
No.635073
>>635072
that looks like a fucking caricature, you joke
No.635074
>>635073
my arm below elbow looks like a bowling pin?
No.635075
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don't open this
you've been warned
No.635076
>>635075
thanks for the warning
No.635077
>>635075
who doesn't love a good orgy
my question is: where's ruby
is she being cucked
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No.635080
>>635077
you catch on fast
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No.635082
>>635081
back the fuck off, kiddo
No.635083
>>635078
>>635072
i really REALLY need to step up my benchpressing game
No.635084
>>635083
i don't even benchpress
i just do yardwork and walk 4 miles with 30 pound backpacks
No.635085
>>635083
ditto
what if we started a thread for /fit/ stuff
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No.635087
>tfw my right arm is tougher than my left
it means nothing
No.635088
>>635083
I don't do sports or physical exercises for my arms
Having strong arms = talent
No.635089
No.635090
>tfw toned and do p much nothing
The life of a god is an easy one
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No.635092
>>635085
pretty sure moody made one
i'll check if it's still alive
>>635084
>>635088
i'm not saying you have big arms
i'm saying i have small arms
No.635093
>>635092
Lift thousands of sheets of SRA3 paper every day like I do
No.635094
>>635091
I'm not a body builder but my abs are fine
No.635095
wow bethesda is retard
yesterday came across another kid in the fridge quest
>kid outside of boston, all alone, with no protection, on a harbor
>points out a 'giant eye'
>investigate
>chinese ghoul officer waiting in sub
>"has it really been 200 years"
does bethesda have any concept of time
you don't just sit in a fridge / submarine, fall asleep, then wake up 200 years later
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No.635097
>>635095
that quest was retarded but i liked the sub itself and the chinese guy
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No.635099
>>635095
i think if you talk to him you find out he wasn't asleep
he was just sitting there
waiting
No.635100
>>635098
do you save the post numbers of all your selfies or something
also ARMS
No.635101
>>635099
i know, the sleeping was a metaphor?
a 200 year coma would at least make more sense though
but yeah, why the fuck
No.635102
>>635101
oh, well, then yeah
i dunno man bethesda sucks butt at writing
i could write a better opening and character backstory than them
the game plays like they had different writers concerned with different aspects of the game, who then never spoke to each other
it's bizarre
No.635104
yeah
i mean fallout 1 and 2 weren't new vegas-tier either (from what i've read)
but how the fuck do you decide you can sit around for 200 years with no human contact and come out unphased
No.635105
>>635104
like isn't the whole thing about ghouls that if they lose focus on what makes them human they turn feral
but why would beth know that, that would involve acknowledging other games
No.635106
*fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*
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>>635105
nah feral is when their brain rots iirc
at least that's what they keep saying in FO4
but ferals definitely look extra mutated (theyre uggo zombies instead of crazy ghouls) so its prob more than forgetting who they are
No.635108
>>635107
sure that's what they say in F4 but that's not what they said before
ghouls go feral when they lose their minds, i think that was mentioned in F3 tbh, wrt Underworld
No.635109
my fav fallout 3 meme is them basing 2 whole dlcs on throwaway things
did anyone really care about anchorage? did they need to make such a stupid pointless dlc about an event nobody cares about
and an entire dlc based on the alien easter eggs, oy vey
No.635110
>>635108
well losing your mind could be bc of brain rotting? idk though
personally making them zombies was retarded
No.635111
>>635107
ferals were ghouls gone insane before fallout 4
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>>635109
personally the china / america conflict seemed interesting, though i never played anchorage
well only now that i've read this
https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutlore/comments/3ho5uo/theory_china_knew_about_the_enclave_and_foiled/
No.635113
>>635087
>that arm hair
I really need to copy my reaction images folder over from the new computer
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>>635113
>saltlick calling you ugly
wew
No.635115
>>635114
>me pointing out someone's body hair
>calling them ugly
crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out crossie faggot get out
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>>635113
i do not know what feeling this image is meant to convey
but yeah i got hairy as fuck arms/hands/legs
>>635116
thanks lol
No.635120
wonk me up!
wonk! how much can you curl in one arm?
No.635121
body hair is great, I wish I didn't have to shave all mine off to keep the dysphoria demons at bay
No.635122
>>635121
body hair is shit and every human on this planet should have to shave their armpits
No.635123
>>635115
woah... you said the f word
i'm actually a subby bisexual so i'll ask you to kindly go choke on a cock sausage
No.635124
>>635122
[laugh track] oh, Spongelord, you and your crazy opinions
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>>635122
>just their armpits
weirdo
if i wasn't so lazy i'd shave everywhere
it'd be much nicer th not have to deal with it
but then i'd look so much whiter lol
No.635126
imo saltlick should quit being a nigger
No.635128
>>635127
where do you find this stuff
No.635129
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>>635127
ron jeremy is ugly for reasons that have nothing to do with his body hair
I wanted to post a conventionally-attractive dude with lots of body hair, but all the pics fitting that description that I have are lewder than I'm willing to post, so have a softcore fatty
No.635130
>>635122
god bless you sponge and your good opinions
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>>635129
>lewder than I'm willing to post
lewder than that (cute as hell) naked guy
how bad could it be, really
No.635132
wonk and saltlick both have equally awful taste
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>>635131
I didn't wanna post genitals or anus, which are foregrounded in a lot of my pics of skinny dudes with body hair
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>>635136
background is blues, don't post lewds
background is red, go right ahead
No.635138
>>635137
Saltick there is a thread devoted to cosplay porn
shut the fuck up
No.635139
>>635135
Why is red and black so good together
No.635140
cant wait to see what disappointment Nintendo will be serving today
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>>635129
it's just
gross
i was only posting ron jeremy to be epic.
if i'm going to touch something sexually, i want it to feel smooth, generally. not bristly or bushy
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>>635137
do you
do you know where you are
we're not in kansas anymore
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>>635137
we're on 8chan you goofy nigger
even on most boards here that are sfw, nsfw can be posted under spoilers and it isn't breaking any rules
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>>635138
it's a joke son
obviously I could post hardcore porn if I wanted to
but I don't, because it feels weird, because I've been here since that could've gotten me banned
>>635145
>>635144
>>635141
>>635147
it really is hard to tell when I'm joking, isn't it
No.635151
>>635149
>but I don't, because it feels weird, because I've been here since that could've gotten me banned
autism
No.635152
>>635149
>merely pretending
No.635153
>>635149
don't take it personally
i'm an obtuse motherfucker
No.635154
n'i'm n'just n'joking n'lol
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>>635140
watered down remakes
more pokemon remakes trying to trick you into thinking theyre new games
is it ever anything else with them
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n'i'm n'just n'joking n'lol
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>>635150
who is this semen demon
No.635160
speaking of which
before i forget
this was apparently a set
and i forgot to post the lapis one
so hey, here's this
No.635161
why are you guys so concerned with things I don't do
sharing porn with people is disconcertingly intimate, it's something I only do with a lover or a close friend
obviously I don't care what you do, because it's not my sexuality on display
No.635162
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
also
listen to this album
and with that i'm off
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>>635161
you're a faggot
also holy shit
>swan appears out of water with huge roar
all i wanted was some loot i didn't ask for this shit
No.635166
*wakes up*
*isn't saltlick*
another great start to the day
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hsg.. are we intimate now
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>Mario and Sonic
look at all the fucks i don't give nintendo
look at them
No.635175
>>635171
same reason grub legs on trolls
it's fun to do speculative biology with aliens
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>>635174
I played the first one a while ago.
They're fun games, sort of.
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>>635176
tfw you will never be as qt as this bitch
No.635180
I remember having a memo on pesterchum dedicated to "writing" a "textbook" on speculative alterniam xenobiology, briefly at least
goddamn do i love xenobiology
No.635181
>>635175
Gems don't breathe
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>>635181
I don't actually watch Steven Universe, I'm just saying. that's why lapis has gills in that pic. because it's a fun thing to draw and it makes her look more alien
No.635183
ACTUAL PAPER MARIO?
CROSSOVER WITH DE BLOB?
THAT GAME WAS GREAT
No.635184
No.635185
new paper mario?
will they fuck it up as bad as sticker star? can they possibly?
No.635186
>>635185
I mean.
It can't be as bad as Sticker Star, right?
It doesn't even look like an RPG, but from the tiny bit we saw it looks ok.
No.635187
>>635185
Nah Paper Jam was good
That was like 1/3 of a Paper Mario game
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No.635189
yokai yokai yokai yokai yokai
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>>635159
lexivine apparently
>>635172
No.635191
I need to play super paper mario again
that game was incredible
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'left fans with some questions' is definitely one way of putting it
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>>635199
Her name is Medli reeeeeeeeeee
No.635202
remember your first shitty email address/AIM username/whatever and how embarrassing it was
remember when you could define yourself however you wanted without consequence so you picked an internet handle full of uncomplicated joy
No.635203
what toppings should I put on this pizza
it's going to saltlick
No.635204
the gills are stupid but at least the art wasn't bad
I mean it could be a lot worse
No.635205
>>635202
oh christ, why would you remind me of that
No.635206
>>635201
right sorry
medli is cool
No.635207
>>635203
top it with niggers lol
No.635208
>>635202
i still have my first email
pseudonyms i used were bad though
No.635209
insaniboy was my first username
got banned off the insaniquarium forum, so i migrated to a nintendo one and changed to wackyboy for a few years bc i was afraid people would recognize me
when i was 10 or 11 i became insani, bc i was too old to be a 'boy'
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i already got hyrule warriors legends early, i'm glad that now i'll have dlc to pirate for it
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>>635202
my first email was literally my name
my second one was a random meaningless string of letter
No.635215
>>635211
no! i am pubey pirahna now.
No.635216
>>635205
I was remembering my own
try to forgive your younger self for living life at full volume
>>635203
I dunno how much you're spending on this pizza, but pineapple, mushroom, feta, and spinach are all things I like. not necessarily simultaneously, but you do you
>>635208
I have a habit of choosing names without a lot of thought. thus, y'know. "Saltlick"
No.635217
>>635216
>pineapple, mushroom, feta, and spinach are all things I like
No.635218
>federation force time
oooh boy
No.635219
>Federation force
>I-IT'S STILL GOOD GUYS
No.635220
okay time for some sleep
toodles assholes
No.635221
what the fuck is farterarion farce
No.635222
>>635217
artichokes on pizza are really good too
No.635223
when are they announcing hiveswap
No.635224
mario paper jam was my goty 2015
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>>635224
The only way it could have been better is fawful
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No.635227
everybody knows LIB'S. CUCKED.
No.635228
who wants to watch me twitch streaming...
right now staring at pipboy while shitposting! excite!
No.635229
>>635227
i want somebody to make a parody of that 'free falling' song except it's
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
REE GET OUT
No.635230
Mecha kirby looks nice
Pretty much just triple deluxe 2 though
No.635231
>>635135
Here's a longer lived more historically relevant flag
No.635232
Oh there's an a-rpg element, that's nice
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>>635216
>>635222
you've got pretty good pizztaste
i'll knock one nigger-demerit off your record
No.635234
>>635224
i don't know if i can tolerate somebody who unironically likes mario & luigi: sticker star
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>UFO Kirby is behind a paywall
boo
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>>635226
i dont think i played anything i woul dsay was more fun
but i dont remember much of what i play
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>>635233
anon
you're the nigger
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>>635237
MH4U was really good
No.635240
who /tg/ here
what's a good way to make different weapons mechanically distinct without making some weapons the Obvious Correct Choice and some weapons the Obvious Incorrect Choice
No.635242
>>635239
i dont like monster hunter
its clunky and plodding and didnt interest me
No.635243
mother FUCKER I was just closing a manila envelope and just got the worst paper cut down my thumb ouch ouch ouch
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>>635240
weapons used or usable pre-gunpowder, that is. guns feel, uh. "anti-fantasy" is what I wanna call it, but that has Umineko undertones.
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>>635245
It's a good thing I'm not a nazi, otherwise this might actually bother me
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>>635225
what if
paper fawful
No.635252
>smash bros kirby ability is back
No.635253
saltlick i ordered your pizza, be expecting it soon
No.635254
>>635247
If the soviet union hadn't existed and the october revolution never happened, and things just went the way they were going post world war I. It would be more likely a communist revolution might have occurred in a more westernly state instead, perhaps even America.
So you should thank the soviets for being an easily vilified country that politically incompetent Americans could fear for doing mostly the same things the country they lived in did throughout its history. Otherwise marxist sympathy would have exploded more rapidly, and who knows, perhaps been more organized and global as the dawn of global communication occurred.
If you don't like the hammer and sickle, you should contradiction admire it for being the end of an entire political ideology you and many americans do not like.
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>>635235
yes i can but i don't know about you
paper jam was shit because of the sticker star influences, nothing but fucking toads/paper toads to talk to, boring papercraft battles, new super mario bros generic locations
it felt absurdly sterile and uninspired for either a paper mario or mario & luigi game
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No.635257
i wish somebody would order me pizza
and pay for it
No.635258
>>635256
everybody likes a le the pizz though
No.635259
holy FUCK i want a pizza with feta and pineapple and pepperoni on it now but i cant
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>>635255
The gameplay was top notch though
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>>635262
it's been 3 years holy moley
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>>635253
wait you're actually ordering me a pizza
where'd you get my address? are you my Gristmas giver, or did you get it from the maps? I ask because the maps from years ago have my pointer over my college dorm, and I'm graduated
No.635267
>>635262
im not gonna celebrate that
No.635268
anyone who supports saltclit is as bad as saltclit
No.635269
>>635240
just do the classic sword breakdown
fast but low power
high power but slow
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>>635261
the combat itself where roughly 70% of mario & luigi takes place was fine albeit paper mario's trio attacks stunk but given how little changed from dream team that was a given
everything else was horrendous
No.635271
>>635262
:33 < hey hey hey
:33 < smoke w33d efurryday
No.635272
anybody who supports cletus is as bad as cletus
No.635273
for some reason
i feel like wes and pom should fight
No.635274
if you have the right address but you ordered it pay on delivery I'm just gonna tell them it's a prank, tip them for their trouble, and send them on their way
>>635269
it's turn based, and I was probably just gonna do the "roll initiative and that's the order you act" thing. I suppose I could have turns distributed in a different way to allow for differing weapon speeds but that'd take some mechanical doing
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>>635274
maybe changes in accuracy or range instead?
or different initiative bonueses on the roll
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>>635274
>but you ordered it pay on delivery
why would they not
like "I hate you so much have some free pizzaa"
No.635277
>>635276
pranks aren't always malicious in intent
>>635275
>range
ooh, that's an interesting thought. I could implement polearms with reach...
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>>635277
yeah, like. weapons with reach
or specific ranges, like, their tax two squares straightahead or two squares diagonal to the left or right
Like, a broadsword that can attack any one of the three panels directly in front of a person
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>>635280
Last name claire?
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>>635278
i was going to say call him bitchtits but that wont fit
a singular is fine too
No.635285
here is a good flag
fun fact: Salvador Allende died wrapped in this flag, fighting bravely against Pinochet's soldiers
or at least that's what Fidel Castro says
No.635286
>>635281
>their tax
fucked up text to speech
*their attacks
No.635288
>>635287
NOT JOEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
No.635289
the pizza came, it was indeed not paid for, but unfortunately I couldn't find any cash to tip the guy which I actually feel bad about
honestly the fun of the pizza prank is forcing the person to explain how the pizza got there
making me send this guy back out into the snow with no money and an undelivered pizza is mostly a dick move to the delivery guy rather than me
>>635281
I was trying to decide whether I wanted to have facing be important. if I'm ripping off FFTactics Advance entirely I guess I should
No.635290
>>635288
Because I love Joey!
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>>635242
my man grant tellin' the truth here tbh fam
>>635243
yeowch
>>635262
oh man that was 3 fucking years ago
i'm gonna get extra extra high today
>>635289
How'd the pizzalad take the news, i imagine that must have been awkward as fug
No.635294
and now for a crossover no one asked for
ft. dave as frisk
>>635289
>if I'm ripping off FFTactics Advance entirely I guess I should
that's a decision only you can make
but hey i recommend it
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>>635289
>trying to blame the anon for that cash you couldnt find
saltnig......
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>>635295
>>635295
>>635295
>>635295
new thread, forgot to take the name off
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>>635294
What is this abomination