No.635299
>Saltlick general
this general is tainted
taaaaaaaaaaaainteeeeeeeeeed
No.635302
>>635299
who gives a shit
seriously
this bigger problem here is that the general is pro-skub
fuck that noise
No.635304
>>635293
he was slightly confused, and my dumb impulsive ass ran upstairs to look for money, leaving him outside in the cold in a t-shirt
>>635294
the weird thing is that I never got very far into that game at all, the battle format just stuck with me
>>635296
tip or no tip, the delivery guy is still the one getting shafted if the person can't (me) or won't (also me) pay for the pizza
No.635306
>check snapchat
>"Are you the one that sent me the pizz?"
No.635307
>>635306
yeah, and you didn't screenshot my ugly mug this time
No.635308
>>635306
vfan's lawsuit can't come fast enough
No.635309
>>635304
yeah the ol' pizza prank doesn't really fuck over anyone but the pizzeria
No.635310
>>635308
>>635307
it's just a prank bro
No.635312
>>635310
It's being a shithead to a delivery guy.
It affects no one negatively but them.
You're just being a douchebag.
No.635313
>>635310
this is called "banter" anon
No.635314
>>635310
you're being a cunt to an innocent pizza maker
No.635316
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that pizza ordering prank is an example of a prank on the wrong person
the prankee isn't effected because they just say goodbye to the pizza guy
the only person who's out time or money is the pizza guy
oh man, and it was wes, too
fuck that guy
>>635304
it's a pretty sweet format, with just a whole lot of customization
No.635317
Salt may be a dirty SJW
But this was just a dick move
Fuck wes
No.635318
think of the dominos.......
No.635321
was it a local place or a chain franchise
because Wes is a triple super-duper nigger if it was a mom n pop pizzeria
No.635322
>>635312
>>635313
>>635314
>>635317
who cares about the wagecuck delivery boy
he's still gonna drive out back to his workplace regardless if the pizza was paid or not
>>635316
>oh man, and it was wes, too
>fuck that guy
shotaficcy because wonk is picky?
No.635323
>>635322
youre an absolute dipshit
No.635324
>>635320
i knew this was gonna be that one youtuber
i knew it
>>635322
trip on sponge
>he's still gonna drive out back to his workplace regardless if the pizza was paid or not
yeah but what if the cost comes out of his paycheck, which it probably will
it's a dick move
No.635325
>>635322
>who cares about the wagecuck delivery boy
People who aren't literal sociopaths?
I had forgotten how much of a douchebag you are.
No.635326
>>635320
Paper Mario was always sub par compared to the Mario and Luigi series so I'm glad people are salty
No.635327
us wagies have to stick together
its the only chance we've got against the neet menace
No.635328
>>635322
>wagecuck delivery boy
you do realize pizzaboys get fucked over a lot right
like if it's a slow day, or very few deliveries, they're making like half of minimum wage because tips are an expected part of their pay
and don't try baiting Wonk to change the focus of the thread
you manged the miracle of getting literally everyone on here to hate you
No.635329
>>635322
wait are you wes
what the fuck i thought only sponge did that stupid as shit "wonk is picky' thing
fuckin weirdos
No.635330
>>635326
why? i didnt see anything that would make it look like a bad game
No.635331
i also forgot how much wesley was a sociopath
No.635332
>>635326
The M&L games are pretty good but I would probably say all 3 paper mario games are better than them.
No.635333
>>635321
not actually sure? there wasn't a visible logo, but I don't recognize the dude from our local momnpop
No.635334
>>635330
With the fan and all those toads, looks like it's just sticker star wii u to them apparently
And the card system
>>635332
No they're overrated especially TTYD
No.635335
>>635333
>There wasn't a logo
Doesn't that just confirm it's a local thing.
No.635336
>>635334
Things being overrated doesn't mean they're bad.
OoT is the most overrated game of all time but it's still a very good game.
No.635337
>>635334
>No they're overrated especially TTYD
woah
get a load of this guy
geez
No.635338
>>635335
yeah i had the same exact thought when salt mentioned that
No.635340
No.635341
what if you work like, 10-15 hours a week max
neither wagie nor neet...a living purgatory...something that should not be alive..
No.635343
>>635336
OoT innovated though and was important for video gaming as a whole so I let it slide even though MM was better
No.635344
>>635335
>>635338
yeah but I was kinda panicky so I didn't notice a lot of details, it's entirely possible it slipped my attention
I assumed it was a chain because I assumed wes used an online ordering service, because that's what I would do. but it's possible he actually called it in- the dude did have his number, but that could have been a required field on an online order form too. I dunno.
of course, wes can answer this question better than I can
No.635345
wesley you get the wagecuck thing is mostly a meme right
you aren't actually more autistic than a legitimately autistic person, are you
No.635346
>>635341
that sounds p. good actually
enough work to get drug/vidya money
but little enough where you're probably only working like 2 days a week
No.635347
>>635324
>yeah but what if the cost comes out of his paycheck, which it probably will
>what if
stop just thinking of things that might happen when it won't
smells like bullshit
>>635325
>literal sociopaths
yes i am mentally ill for prank ordering pizzas to people
>douchebag
shut up benboy, you don't even know what kind of person i am outside of hsg
>>635328
then maybe they should get another job that isn't one that focuses mostly on tips
No.635348
No.635349
>>635347
you are such an absolute fucker
No.635350
>>635347
>then maybe they should get another job that isn't one that focuses mostly on tips
okay, imo up to this line this was a joke in poor taste, but dude. do you seriously think people have that much choice in jobs in this economy
No.635351
>>635347
>>literal sociopaths
>yes i am mentally ill for prank ordering pizzas to people
yes
>shut up benboy, you don't even know what kind of person i am outside of hsg
ok and? this is off hsg, at least twice now you've fucked with two people who are just trying to do their jobs
>then maybe they should get another job that isn't one that focuses mostly on tips
literally kill yourself
which you will soon enough, but maybe push it up by a few months
No.635352
>>635347
>then maybe they should get another job that isn't one that focuses mostly on tips
>oh, so why don't they just get a new job?
you're not a sociopath, you're just a fucking moron with no sympathy
>stop just thinking of things that might happen when it won't
>when it won't
no, actually, it likely will
who else is gonna pay for the pizza? the manager? yeah right, it's fucking pizza hut, they don't give a shit
listen, buddy, pal, no one here is on your side
maybe consider that this time, regardless of every other time, it's you who is in the wrong
No.635353
is that ol' wes, makin' another mess?
hoo boy, he sure does like him a stinker!
No.635354
wonk i apologize i forgot that wesley was actually a terrible human being
you're only the second worst person to come to hsg
No.635355
>>635326
mario and luigi is shit
>partners in time boring AF
>dream team boring AF
>SUPER PAPER MARIO GODLIKE
No.635356
>>635354
see this is what i try and tell people, some pretty shitty people come to hsg
apology accepted
i still posit that cletus is worse than me, but hey, whatever
No.635357
>>635354
th-that means i'm no worse than third!
No.635358
also the jobs that are conventionally tipped-minimum wage need doing! who's gonna deliver your damn pizza if everyone Lives the American Dream and works a better job? the job is necessary, so they should be being paid enough to live. and they're not, and you made this particular delivery guy's job harder and possibly impacted his already-paltry paycheck.
and like, if this was a situation where you were like "jeez I didn't think of that, sorry, that was a dick move" that'd be one thing. but you don't give a fuck. what the hell dude
No.635359
>>635355
>>partners in time boring AF
>>dream team boring AF
Nah
Super Paper Mario isn't even a le rpg....
No.635360
>this epic lad after another two months of grinding
i'm trying to stay hype... i'm trying...
No.635361
>>635358
Not everyone can have a good job
No.635362
mario and luigi: superstar saga is a fucking great game
No.635363
>>635361
... yeah, that's what I said? but everyone can be paid enough to live. it just requires not force-feeding the bloated rich cash
No.635364
>>635359
dont care
its epic
No.635365
paper jam > superstar saga > partners in time
unrankable: never started inside bowser game, couldnt sit through the awful endless tutorializing of dream team
No.635366
>>635365
all I've heard of paper jam was that it was bad (outside of some of the writing), was it really better than ss and pit?
No.635367
i played a bit of superstar saga. it was good
also had the epic sprites
No.635368
>>635366
idk
i really liked it, i had a lot of fun playing it but maybe it was the environment i was in
No.635369
s n e s v i r t u a l c o n s o l e o n l y o n n e w 3 d s
No.635370
>>635366
on par with pit but absolutely worse than ss
No.635372
>>635365
>never started inside bowser game
That's the best one
No.635373
>>635369
the funny thing is im pretty sure original 3ds can emulate snes
which would be more taxing on the system
No.635374
>>635369
gotta move those units before the nx comes out
No.635375
>>635350
>do you seriously think people have that much choice in jobs in this economy
i doubt that the only job they can get in this world is a fucking pizza delivery man
>>635351
>at least twice now you've fucked with two people who are just trying to do their jobs
how does this affect them other than the "muh five dollar tip"
>literally kill yourself
are you sure you're not the sociopath?
>>635352
>you're just a fucking moron with no sympathy
i find it hard to have sympathy for people i never even met in my life
>>635352
>who else is gonna pay for the pizza? the manager?
>the only leftover money a manager makes is twenty dollars
they have plenty of money to pay for it
>regardless of every other time, it's you who is in the wrong
sure i think i'm a little bit in the wrong but not on the fucking magnitude you people are doing
>fuck that guy
>sociopath
>kill yourself
you're acting like i killed somebody
No.635376
>>635375
>i doubt that the only job they can get in this world is a fucking pizza delivery man
stop just thinking of things that might happen
smells like bullshit
No.635377
>>635373
it CAN but that doesn't mean its GOOD
ds emulators are still more compatible and better functioning than all from-scratch snes emulators currently written for the 3ds
No.635378
>>635377
that was written confusingly so elaborating
homebrew snes emulators for the ds function better than homebrew snes emulators for the 3ds
No.635379
>>635376
i sincerely doubt that particular person only means of getting money is delivering pizza
No.635380
>>635375
>i find it hard to have sympathy for people i never even met in my life
see and this is what makes you so terrible
most people can have sympathy for people they've never met
it's not normal that you can't
>they have plenty of money to pay for it
sure, the manager does, but that doesn't mean they're gonna do it
>i doubt that the only job they can get in this world is a fucking pizza delivery man
why do you doubt that? why is it so hard for you to believe that people can be worse off than you?
is it maybe because you're a sociopath?
No.635381
>>635379
>i sincerely doubt that particular person only means of getting money is delivering pizza
stop just thinking of things that might happen
smells like bullshit
No.635382
remember mario rpgs where bowser wasn't the final boss/main antagonist
why can't we go back to those days
No.635383
>>635375
>i find it hard to have sympathy for people i never even met in my life
wesley this is the literal actual definition of being a psychopath.
No.635384
>>635382
SMRPG, TTYD, SPM
Bowser being the final boss isn't inherently bad but it's just (now) emblematic of a lazy game
No.635385
>wesley pizzas somebody
>the psycopath! oh, the cunning ruthlessness of this sociopath!
is hsg unironically doing a "you absolute madman" right now
No.635387
>>635380
>most people can have sympathy for people they've never met
over people that has lost a loved one, going through a terminal illness, or some other awful thing, yeah i have sympathy but not over small bullshit like a person not getting their precious tips
>why is it so hard for you to believe that people can be worse off than you? is it maybe because you're a sociopath?
why do you always assume the worst case scenario in situations like these where there's a chance it might not be true
>>635383
i should have clarified more on that sorry
No.635388
>>635384
oh, i know
most of the m&l rpgs did that too, even if the finale involved bowser in some way. i don't mind him staying the main bad guy in the platformers, but i think the rpgs could stand to be a little more creative
No.635389
psychopath or no, pizzaing someone isn't cool.
No.635390
>>635386
i'm am the le epic the le psycopath lol it's epic
No.635391
keep doing it
force saltlock to go bankrupt from tip overdose
No.635392
i bet ben is a pizza delivery boy
is that why he's so salty about this
No.635393
imagine a world where bowser becomes more neutral than evil for no reason
No.635394
No.635395
>>635392
I've never had a job. I'm just not this autistic.
No.635396
>>635385
it's not what he did it's what he's said afterwards
his his reaction to people suggesting he may be in the wrong
>>635387
>yeah i have sympathy but not over small bullshit like a person not getting their precious tips
okay, two things, 1) it's not just not getting a tip, it's likely also being made to pay for the pizza and 2) not having sympathy for "little" stuff like this may not mean you're a psychopath, but it does mean you're just a shitty person
"pranking this person at the expense of some poor person i've never met is worth it because i don't care about them, because i've never met them"
that's not something a good person says or thinks
that's all
ANYWAY i'm done talking to this loser
fuck off wes
No.635397
clowns make everything better, y'know?
No.635398
No.635399
where's the doujin where bowser fucks peach and also mario
No.635400
>>635395
>this autistic.
how is me prank ordering a pizza autistic
if anything, that's more "stupid things normies do"
>>635396
>"pranking this person at the expense of some poor person i've never met is worth it because i don't care about them, because i've never met them"
why are you putting it in a way that makes it sound way more dreadful than it is
No.635401
i just got back after being gone all day and all last night, get me up to speed on this pizz prank
No.635402
>>635400
Maybe because the driver is gonna have to pay for that pizza out of his pocket
No.635403
>>635400
It's more your reaction to people thinking you're a douchebag. You're unable to understand why people wouldn't think this is normal.
No.635404
>>635400
it's an accurate description of the event
No.635405
>>635401
>wes pranks order a pizza to saltlick
>everyone overreacts
No.635406
>>635405
i thought vfan was involved somehow
No.635407
>>635405
wesley dont samefag
No.635408
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>>635400
>why are you putting it in a way that makes it sound way more dreadful than it is
because it's literally what you're saying
you have no sympathy, you feel no remorse, you don't even think it was a dick thing to do
see >>635402
>>635403
>>635404
but anyway
clowns!
No.635409
lecturing someone on their moral failures for over and hour because they committed a pizza prank is probably an overreaction
No.635410
>tablet factory reset
>Google play tried to redownload all apps
>it can't because there's not enough space
No.635411
>>635409
it's only lasted this long because wes is thicc
he thicc
No.635412
>>635399
would you be interested in a doujin in which peach fucks two boys and also has a huge ass?
No.635413
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>>635409
yes
yes it is
but i've got nothin else goin on, so, hey
No.635414
>>635402
do you have a single fact to back this up or are you just thinking of things that might not happen just to justify your arguement
>>635403
>>635408
yeah okay i can take the douchebag insult, i can see how it can be a dick move but you're stretching this out way out of proportions
see >>635409
and also you have people like ben, who's probably the most blunt person in hsg from what i can tell, telling me to kill myself over this
No.635415
bowser seems like a bottom, like obviously he'd fuck peach if that's what she wanted but he'd really rather she peg him
No.635416
>>635415
no that's just you
No.635417
No.635418
peggingfags are the most obnoxious fetishists in the world because they don't even realize how gross they are
No.635419
No.635420
>>635414
Delivery drivers, especially for pizza places, often have to pay for prank food themselves, you shitlord
No.635421
wait is it pegging? fuck that
No.635422
>>635409
this isnt the first time hes done it and he literally cannot understand why its bad to fuck over random innocent people entirely unrelated to hsg
No.635424
>>635420
>do you have a single fact to back this up or are you just thinking of things that might not happen just to justify your arguement
No.635425
>>635416
listen, big dudes love getting plowed, this is a fact
No.635426
>>635425
well you would know, big dude
No.635427
>>635422
are you being legitimately serious or just being le devil's advocate
No.635428
>>635425
how would you know
you're not a big dude
you're a fat tranny
No.635429
>>635427
"wow why are you guys calling me rude names all i did was fuck over this guy then say well if he didnt want to be fucked maybe he should just get a better job lol"
No.635430
>>635428
because I'm a slut? use your imagination dingus
No.635431
he's big and he's a dude, he's a big guy
No.635432
i heard peridot despises people who dont respect delivery people...
No.635433
i think i have "Big Dudes Love Getting Plowed 2" on my backup drive.
No.635434
i'm not a furry but i'd take bowser to pound town
if you know what i mean
>>635415
that boy
is a bottom
>>635418
>pegging
>of all the terrible fetishes
>is "gross"
mate, what?
No.635436
>>635429
>fuck over
"m-muh five dollar tip"
No.635437
No.635438
>>635436
you never answered me
are you a legitimate dipshit or are you just this much of a fucknut for attention
No.635439
>>635431
you're a large pal
No.635440
>>635437
all i see is a depressed ursine?
No.635441
and for the record I'm 5'8" with no upper-body muscle mass. not every fat dude is big, you can be tubby without having that kind of presence or taking up all that much space. even if you're gonna be obstreperous about the word "dude" I am definitely not "big"
No.635442
>>635437
suicidal kodiak?????
No.635443
No.635444
>>635438
i'm not doing this for attention but i would call myself a dipshit either
No.635445
No.635446
I am a connoisseur of beefy men, do not QUESTION my KNOWLEDGE
No.635447
>>635437
i'm on board for this
No.635448
No.635449
>>635440
>>635442
>>635447
for the people that can't appreaciate the melancholic bear
http://nhentai.net/g/128024/
No.635450
>Start jacking it to some random crossdressing thing on sad panda
>That alpha/omega thing
>diapers
[knuckles voice] oh no
No.635451
>>635450
you're already gay, you can't go lower, go for it
No.635453
>>635452
we know you love those young boys, wonk
No.635454
>>635451
I don't really understand the alpha omega thing but I think it's just "some dudes are born with wombs" which isn't that awful I guess.
The other thing though...
No.635455
>>635454
I actually attended an academic conference recently where someone presented on Omegaverse, it's wild stuff
No.635456
hello people of the threads
No.635457
>>635455
Letting gays and women in academia was a mistake.
No.635458
No.635459
No.635460
>>635453
that's not what i was saying
i was just pointing out that this is what they are enjoying
>>635454
>but I think it's just "some dudes are born with wombs"
you would actually be wrong on that. omegas get pregnant, but it's rare that wombs are discussed.
A/B/O dynamics have actually been criticized because of their deafness concerning the almost trans-exclusionary nature of the thing.
No.635461
No.635462
No.635463
what do you name your gardevoirs, hsg?
No.635464
>>635461
pretty well, the topic of that session was porn so everyone came in prepared for shit to get weird. and it did, it was fun. the presenter's thesis was that Omegaverse lets people, especially young women, explore and question the politics of sex and gender at a sort of "safe distance"
No.635465
aaaand here comes the tumbtard bullshit
i'm leaving
No.635466
what in the blazes is a "alpha omega"
No.635467
No.635469
>>635466
some porn concept that was made up like a few years ago
it's "What if futas and cuntboys were a real thing and also social castes"
No.635470
No.635471
>>635464
>explore and question the politics of sex and gender at a sort of "safe distance"
i've heard that said about slash fiction in general and i've always liked that characterization of the phenomenon
No.635472
No.635473
where is my A/B/O poly triad femslash
No.635474
>>635465
>not filtering the faces of evil
No.635475
wonk looks a lot like my dad
No.635476
i hate the fujoshi
i will hate them as long as i live
No.635477
more raging homos itt than in sailor moon
No.635478
like seriously saltlick you look like professor umbridge
do you know people who want to fuck professor umbridge
wonk at least looks sort of normal
No.635479
what about me! am i normal
No.635480
>tfw you realize that an artist has a cuck fetish
No.635481
>>635474
post the sponge face too
No.635482
No.635484
saltlick kinda looks like a crappy sponge cosplayer
No.635485
wes looks like he'd evolve into cletus
No.635487
sponge have you gotten a bitch to péé on you yet
No.635488
sponge is saltlick child
lol
No.635489
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No.635490
wes want to suck my niggerclit
we can make it work
No.635491
No.635492
>>635489
you look like you want cock badly
No.635493
>>635492
female cock, yeah
No.635494
is wesley a nigger
is that why he loved poopydot so much
No.635495
>>635493
no
you want man cock, i can tell
No.635496
No.635497
No.635498
i want gardevoir trap hentai
No.635499
No.635500
>>635489
wesley how old are you because you legitimately look 13 years old here
No.635501
the correct way to pronounce "pée" is kinda like a canadian from south park
"pe~h"
No.635502
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
No.635503
>tfw you picked up t.i's first album because you thought it was about cute boys
No.635504
No.635505
sponge makes pretty good posts actually
No.635506
No.635507
tfw how to get past panda
No.635509
>>635496
>being a filthy waifu jumper
shame on a nigga
No.635510
what is it with female vampires and fucking gigantic dicks
No.635511
>>635509
you people ruined peridot for me
No.635512
>>635509
its good to jump off of shit
No.635513
>>635510
i know she's supposed to be curtseying, but i can't help but see her gigantic donger
No.635514
>>635510
is there a new one
No.635515
>>635508
Joey, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
No.635516
>>635511
so what'll happen when gardevoir gets "ruined"
No.635517
>>635424
what is your problem, clownfucker?
No.635518
>>635513
its the way her hand is
it's resting on the protruding skirt instead of pulling at it with the fingers, which gives the impression that something underneath is holding it up
which is to say
a mammoth-sized peep
No.635519
>>635516
she won't
i am immune to the waifu insults you give off regularly
plus you don't what my gardevoir is liek
No.635520
No.635521
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>>635510
there is a certain
...allure
No.635522
No.635524
and this
[https://youtu.be/58ZVat0Ocdg starts playing]
is my cocky kun
No.635525
>>635511
Weren't you the one who said if you let other people 'ruin' your waifu you never loved them in the first place?
No.635526
>>635524
*tugs on your dick*
*keeps tugging*
*tears it off*
No.635527
>>635525
that was only to get them to stop
No.635528
>>635513
>>635518
You're so gay you're actually hallucinating. Impressive.
No.635530
>>635510
DRACULA PENIS
Seen in threads featuring art by the Japanese H-artist Yozora, all of whose girls are vampires, and most of whom sport an enormous penis. Also has drawn some guro of said vampire dickgirls being impaled with crosses or swords. The artist is frequently lambasted for the vast majority of the girls having the exact same facial expression (mouth wide open and displaying fangs, tongue sticking out, undersized and disproportional eyes staring into space or at the camera). Interestingly, since /d/eviants first complained about it, most of the work produced by the artist has the girls with different facial expressions. Whether this is coincidence or word somehow got to Yozora, who then took it as constructive criticism, has not been determined.
No.635531
>>635478
Centaurs literally fucked umbridge canonically
>>635510
Speaking of big dicks
Elesh Norn is like 20 feet tall
Imagine THAT raging erection
No.635532
I hate cleaning products and I hate touching wet things
No.635533
>>635527
Alright cool, so the whole waifuposting thing is actually a shtick.
That's good to know.
You may be a psychopathic dumbass, but at least you aren't serious about having a waifu.
No.635534
>>635524
thats nice and all but this
[https://youtu.be/OCkeFVhVbqY starts playing]
is my cocky kun.
No.635535
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
No.635536
which smt should I get if I have 15 dollars
No.635537
also gardevoir is like one of the most common waifus ever
No.635538
>>635536
I feel like you should get the PSP port of Innocent Sin
No.635540
>>635536
which systems do you have
No.635541
>>635539
>shitty watermark
Faggot
No.635542
man i can't tell if these icebreaker duos are good or garbo
No.635543
this thread isn't gay enough
No.635544
rare glow in the dark joey
No.635545
>>635533
i need somebody to love and waifus are the only things i can genuinely like
i'm being completely serious right now
No.635546
No.635547
wesley i will be your waifu
come to hawaii & bring lots of dollae
No.635548
joey's second marriage to gardevoir comes hot on the heels of wesley's cowardly abandonment of joey's first wife, peridot
No.635549
Limited edition foil Joey
No.635550
This change is pretty dumb
How are the viewers supposed to know Obi Wan is turning off the tractor beam
No.635551
File: 1457056797785.png (671.92 KB, 749x1000, 749:1000, tumblr_m9m1drtvZC1qcm2uao1….png)
>>635545
yikes dude
have you considered therapy
No.635552
No.635553
>>635548
joey isn't a pokephile...
No.635554
*obi wan does shit*
*tractor beam turns off*
HE TURNED THE FUCKING TRACTOR BEAM OFF IT'S OBVIOUS
No.635555
No.635556
>>635550
you don't read galactic basic?
No.635557
>>635555
what a waste of quads
it's shit
No.635558
>>635554
how are we supposed to know it's a tractor beam
>>635556
you can't expect first time viewers to be able to read nerd runes
it'd be like having the pilot episode of Star Trek voiced entirely in Klingon
No.635559
>>635558
what else is it going to be
a regular tractor????
No.635560
tfw you accidentally photo yourself and get this
No.635561
No.635562
>>635558
>BIJ, THE FINAL FRONTIER
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No.635566
looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
No.635567
𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌰𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰, 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌰𐌹𐌸𐌸𐌰𐌿 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐍅𐌰𐍃 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌰𐌽𐌴. 𐍃𐍉𐌷 𐌲𐌰𐍃𐍅𐌰𐌻𐍄, 𐌹̈𐌸 𐌷𐌰𐌱𐌰𐌹𐌳𐌰 𐍅𐌴𐌹𐌷𐍉𐍃 𐌱𐍉𐌺𐍉𐍃, 𐌲𐌰𐌼𐌴𐌻𐌹𐌳𐌰 𐍆𐍂𐌰𐌼 𐍅𐌿𐌻𐍆𐌹𐌻𐌹𐌽 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰𐌼𐌼𐌰 𐌰𐌹𐍀𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰𐌿𐍀𐌰𐌿, 𐍃𐍅𐌰 𐌰𐌽𐌰𐍆𐌹𐌻𐌷𐌰𐌽 𐌹𐍃𐍄. 𐍃𐍉 𐌹̈𐍃𐍄 𐌰𐌹𐌽𐌰 𐌰𐌿𐍃𐍄𐍂𐌰𐌲𐌰𐌹𐍂𐌼𐌰𐌽𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰𐌹𐌶𐍉 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐍉 𐍃𐌴𐌹 𐌷𐌰𐌱𐌰𐌹𐌸 𐍆𐌹𐌻𐌿 𐌲𐌰𐌼𐌴𐌻𐌴𐌹𐌽𐍉 𐌸𐌹𐌶𐍉𐌴𐌹 𐍃𐌹𐌽𐌳 𐌺𐌿𐌽𐌳𐍉𐍃.
𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌰𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌹̈𐍃𐍄 𐌹̈𐌽𐌳𐍉𐌰𐌹𐍅𐍂𐍉𐍀𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰, 𐌹𐍃𐍄 𐍃𐍉 𐍆𐍂𐌿𐌼𐌹𐍃𐍄𐍉 𐌲𐌰𐌹𐍂𐌼𐌰𐌽𐌹𐍃𐌺𐍉 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌼𐌹𐌸 𐌲𐌰𐌼𐌴𐌻𐌴𐌹𐌽𐌹𐌼. 𐌷𐌰𐌱𐌰𐌹𐌸 𐌸𐍉𐍃 𐌲𐌰𐌼𐌴𐌻𐌴𐌹𐌽𐍉𐍃, 𐍃𐍅𐌰 𐌹̈𐍃𐍄 𐍃𐍉 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐍅𐌰𐌹𐌻𐌰𐌺𐌿𐌽𐌳𐌰. 𐍅𐌰𐍃 𐌲𐌰𐌼𐌴𐌻𐌹𐌳𐌰 𐌹̈𐌽 𐍆𐌹𐌳𐍅𐍉𐍂𐌷𐌿𐌽𐌳𐌹̈𐌽 𐌾𐌴𐍂𐌰𐌷𐌿𐌽𐌳𐌰, 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐌳𐌿𐌲𐌰𐌽𐌽 𐌹̈𐌽 𐍃𐌰𐌹𐌷𐍃𐍄𐌹𐌽 𐍄𐌰𐌹𐌷𐌿𐌽𐍄𐌰𐌹𐌷𐌿𐌽𐌳𐌹𐌽 𐌾𐌴𐍂𐌰 𐍃𐍅𐌹𐌻𐍄𐌰𐌽, 𐌿𐌽𐍄𐌴 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌰𐌽𐍃 𐍅𐌴𐍃𐌿𐌽 𐌱𐌹 𐌸𐌰𐌽𐍃 𐍆𐍂𐌰𐌲𐌺𐌰𐌽𐍃 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐌹̈𐌽 𐌹̈𐍄𐌰𐌻𐌹𐌰𐌹 𐌱𐌻𐌰𐌿𐌸𐌹𐌳𐌰𐌽𐍃, 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐌹𐌽 𐌸𐌹𐍃 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌲𐌴𐍉𐌲𐍂𐌰𐍆𐌹𐍃𐌺𐌰𐌱𐌰 𐌲𐌰𐌱𐌿𐌽𐌳𐌰𐌽𐌰 𐍅𐌰𐍃. 𐍂𐌰𐌶𐌳𐌰 𐌱𐌰𐌹𐍂𐌲𐌰𐌳𐌰 𐍅𐌰𐍂𐌸 𐌰𐌽𐌰 𐌷𐌹𐍃𐍀𐌰𐌽𐌾𐌰𐌹 𐌾𐌰𐌷 𐌻𐌿𐍃𐌹𐍄𐌰𐌿𐌾𐌰𐌹 𐌿𐌽𐌳 𐌰𐌷𐍄𐌿𐌳𐍉 𐍄𐌰𐌹𐌷𐌿𐌽𐍄𐌰𐌹𐌷𐌿𐌽𐌳𐍉 𐌾𐌴𐍂𐌰𐌷𐌿𐌽𐌳.
No.635568
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CANTRUMPTHECHUMP/screenshots/#scrollTop=1902
holy fuck my screenshots from when i was 13 make me want to die
>uggo new vegas genocide run
>mass effect 3 uggo
>the worst captions
why.
No.635569
>>635568
>new Vegas came out in 2010
>mass effect 3 in 2012
So you're 17 at most
Fucking leave, kid
No.635570
>>635569
rude
this is a child friendly zone unless that child is dr sonic
No.635571
>>635569
hsg is nothing but kids that couldn't grow up dude
why would we make a kid leave
No.635572
>>635569
maybe 14
i'm half past 18
No.635574
anyway i need to go home one and a half hours ago
bye wesley <3
No.635575
>>635573
i was like 17 when i made that. i am not ashamed
No.635576
Remember when you were 19 but you still had to sit at the kids table at thanksgiving?
No.635577
>>635575
wait i forgot i played ss3 before my one year 'rurapause'
maybe not
No.635578
Wagecuck, come in. What's wrong, wagecuck, don't you remember me? The Donald J. Trump Comfy NEET Pepe you work for? C'mon, wagecuck, don't look so stiff, you know I'm only joking. Step into my office, take a seat.
Alright. You must be wondering what I've called you in here for, wagecuck- well, I won't keep you waiting. Wagecuck, recently I've been noticing a drop in your job performance. Now wagecuck, I know you to be a fantastic guy and human being. You're a hard worker and you get along with all the Shekelsteins in the board meetings. But I can tell something's wrong, wagecuck. You're clearly stressed out. Maybe it's my fault, maybe I've been giving you too much work. But something's gotta be done. Something's gotta be done.
Wagecuck... do you know anything about my life? My lifestyle? When people think Donald Trump, they must think I'm some kind of mover and shaker... but the truth is I'm a NEET, wagecuck. I inherited my daddy's fortune when he died and I've been living carefree ever since.
It's beautiful, wagecuck. A really tremendous lifestyle. You've gotta try it. Every day I wake up at around noon, fuck my beautiful wife Melania, kiss my son Barron. I do nothing. My money makes money for me. That's the beauty of being a NEET, wagecuck, we're so smart, such smart guys that we don't even have to lift a finger. I have so many employees and the Shekelsteins keep everything running smoothly. You're the first work-related person I've seen in months, wagecuck! It's incredible. Really fantastic. Really tremendous lifestyle.
That being said, wagecuck, I'm sorry, but it's gotta happen. You got parents wagecuck? I see. Your parents love you, don't they? I see. I see what needs to happen here.
Wagecuck, you're fired. Go home. Be like me. Be free. You know what I've gotten skilled at lately? Origami. That's something I'll be able to do for the rest of my life.
You can't put a pricetag on that. Just give up already, wagecuck, go home and be a NEET.
No.635579
>>635576
I haven't had to sit at the kids table in almost 20 years
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>>635578
this doesn't make any sense, if they're (presumably) the ceo of a company they aren't a neet
No.635581
>>635576
no because i don't celebrate thanksgiving and i didn't have to sit at the kids table on real holidays like christmas or the queen's birthday
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No.635583
>>635580
functionally a neet, i guess
No.635585
>>635583
ceos aren't neets either
I mean I don't think trump's business life is taxing but he probably does something to hemorrhage money like he does.
No.635586
>>635584
what a shitty fetish
No.635587
>>635584
how do you fuck it
No.635588
>>635578
why does he have the reflection of a guy in a suit on the desk?
No.635589
>>635586
do you mean giant or feet
both are ok i guess
No.635590
>>635581
>>635581
>Queen's birthday is a holiday
>Thanksgiving is not
You know what? As obnoxious as you Brits get about your aging doddering figurehead, I'm not even going to argue this one.
No.635591
if the Queen gets to be 100 does she send a telegram to herself
No.635592
fuck your queen
i would shit on your queen
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No.635594
>>635586
feet and giantess are good
No.635595
>>635592
you should get into harvesting royal mouthpics
No.635596
>>635591
Well she's got 10 more years till that.
No.635597
I bet the Queen fucked jfk
No.635598
naw I think I like this one best
>>635597
nah
No.635599
i thought leaders of europe were called prime ministers
No.635600
>>635598
Pretty sure she did
No.635601
>>635599
technically britain isn't on europe so it doesn't have a prime minister
No.635602
>>635601
>on Europe
>on
What
No.635603
>>635599
some of them are, but the monarchy hasn't been the actual leader for a long time
No.635604
Putin is the president though
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No.635606
>>635605
Well, his title is the President.
He's been the leader of Russia for like, the entire century so far.
No.635607
>>635599
spain and england have a king and queen still
No.635608
>>635607
technically spain has a king and a queen because of gibraltar
No.635609
Putin will probably still lead Russia when you die.
No.635610
>>635608
also they have a president because of portugal
portugal is like, a brazilian colony though so i'd call it more of a hispanic country than a european one
No.635611
Would you rather take a horse dick or elesh norn's dick?
No.635613
>>635611
depends on the situation
am I just in New Phyrexia? Is she going to flay my skin afterwards?
No.635614
>>635612
she literally turns into a dragon why draw giant/macro/whatever of her as a human
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>>635614
maybe people aren't attracted to dragons
No.635617
Life advice: People who want to be rich aren't your friends, people who are rich are your enemies.
No.635618
More life advice. Whoever has Wesley's address from gristmas please post their address.
No.635619
Me? Oh, I'm just thinkin'...
Thinking about fuckin'...
No.635620
Me? Oh, I'm just thinkin'...
Thinking about the emancipation of the proletariat
No.635621
Me? Oh, I'm just thinkin'...
Thinking about combat systems...
No.635622
>>635618
124 Jasper Road, Birmingham Alabama
No.635623
>>635489
Is this your begging for a lawsuit and paying me a grand face
No.635624
>>635623
oh you're here
hurry up with the lawsuit will you
No.635625
>>635622
Is that really his address? Because apparently this is his mom if that's the case
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>>635625
i mean apparently he is a nigger
No.635629
>>635628
Oh don't do that, she looks like a really nice lady. She just has a really a shitty son.
No.635630
Oh wait never mind. That's not Wesley's mom that's just a real estate agent. I thought it was like, looking at the owner of the property or whatever. My mistake. Oops.
No.635631
>>635630
what were you even looking at
No.635632
>>635631
the first link it gave me when looking up that address
No.635634
>>635613
She may flay your skin but keep your sweet boypussy for use and modification.
No.635635
what a shitty looking rat cat
No.635636
>>635635
check out this rat
No.635637
these pretzels kind of suck without something to dip them in
they're not like, pretzel pretzels
they're these hella thick crunchy (kind of burnt) ones from the local farmers market thing and by local i mean in manhattan which isnt actually local
like if i had some kind of hot melty cheese these would be dope
No.635638
>>635634
Can't I just get Sheoldred to fuck me or something.
Skin flaying sounds like it'd hurt.
No.635639
I just got home and thought to myself, why don't I irritate my least favorite group of easily irritable people but I am extremely tired and I think I am going to collapse instead
No.635640
also Urabrask is kind of chill, even if he is like an aardvark thing
No.635641
>digimon adventure tri "movie" 2 in 9 days
No.635642
>>635625
I bet she's got a rockin body
>>635638
I said "may"
You might just die from her brutal buttwrecking
No.635644
>iotm in 10 minutes or at least it better be
No.635645
>>635642
I guess a horse then. You can get rid of the plug easier than you can not get flayed
No.635646
No.635647
Seriously, this blind bitch is huge
No.635648
In reality, the joke about Trump's hands started more than 25 years, when Graydon Carter began referring to Trump as a "short-fingered vulgarian.'
No.635649
how do we kill identity politics
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>>635649
It won't happen in our lifetimes. Mostly because one race is always talking about how it's the apex of mankind, which is the bigger identity whore off then the context it's usually put under.
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No.635657
Donald Trump supports Israel.
No.635658
if israel can builda wall why cant america
No.635659
maybe i can rescind my reeeee
No.635660
>>635659
>almost NINE new monsters
>almost
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>>635661
There is literally infinity between 8 and 9
No.635663
Ok, see you in another month. Bye.
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No.635665
I WANT NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODES
No.635666
>>635665
the hand immediately flips you the bird
No.635667
File: 1457063937422.png (162.08 KB, 624x943, 624:943, 8ad8f547-c25f-4084-818e-ec….png)
No.635668
new fetish idea: foot vore
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>>635670
what if air vore
not us voring the air, but the air voring us
No.635673
>>635665
>bomb full of crossovers with uncle grandpa
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>>635673
but that was a good episode
No.635679
>>635676
red pill me on it
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>>635679
depends on if you mean thoughts being vored or being vored by thoughts
No.635683
>>635670
Phenomenology, Ontology
No.635684
File: 1457064642328.png (88.32 KB, 1148x1068, 287:267, 1815066 - Pearl Steven_Uni….png)
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>>635682
either neither or both
No.635686
>>635685
being vored by thoughts would be a subset of mind control probably
same for thoughts being vored too I guess
No.635687
The idea of consuming thought is a general idea in philosophy, both literal and metaphorical
No.635688
*daydreams*
*accidentally thought vores myself*
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>>635689
bit of paper
some pus from a popped pimple maybe
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No.635693
I want Donald Trump to be president because the sooner the market collapses in on itself like Trump Airlines the better.
No.635694
this is substantially epic
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>>635695
the new iotm
i'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this one though. it's supposed to be a pseudo-chess thing I think? but I don't know what it wants me to do for this one
No.635698
>rato eats boogers
>sweaty marco pops pills
my gosh
my gosh my gosh
No.635699
rato eats boogers
marco pops pills
trump destroys the businesses he creates
No.635700
I'm not entirely sure I understand how this works but it's right apparently
No.635701
>>635697
what the fuck is "kingdom of loathing"
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No.635703
>Vampire the Masquerade LARP group recruiting
Oh man
I wanna snoop and see what its like
But I don't know if I could handle the second hand awkward
Especially as it appears to be a prop, wardrobe, and makeup heavy group
No.635704
File: 1457066164139.png (117.39 KB, 421x561, 421:561, KoLstuck - Dave - Accordio….png)
>>635701
I like Adventure & Sticks.
No.635705
>>635703
just dress as retarded as you can
No.635706
I mostly guessed at this one.
No.635707
>>635705
so his normal clothes then lol
No.635708
>>635707
fug you grant i thought we were mad tight :o(
No.635709
what would you name your first born son if you ever were to have one
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No.635711
>>635709
donald goku urameshi trump christ
No.635712
>>635709
probably dante, it sounds epic
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>>635715
>>635715
What the fuck is this
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No.635718
discord! i'm howlin' at the moon! >:D
No.635719
Someone can name their son Adolf, why can't I name my son Stalin?
No.635720
This is less epic when it's just guessing.
No.635721
>Russian Roulette with semi-automatic gun leaves 1 teen shot in head, 1 teen jailed
The shooting happened Monday, Feb. 1, in the 300 block of E 28th Place. It was about 3:45 p.m. that day when a group of teens were hanging out in front of an apartment talking about playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic handgun.
Tuscaloosa Metro Homicide Lt. Kip Hart said 19-year-old Trizell Spencer pulled out a gun, pointed it at a 16-year-old boy and pulled the trigger, according to the victim and witnesses.
The victim, who said he didn't want to play, was shot in the head and is still recovering from significant injuries. Hart said he is expected to survive.
Spencer is charged with attempted murder. He is in the Tuscaloosa County Jail with bond set at $60,000.
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>>635721
thanks for the news fatass tom brokaw
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>>635540
PS2, DS, PS3, I have most systems it was on I just want something that isn't persona
No.635727
>>635722
I can guarantee if any of you were given a mugshot right now you would not look good.
No.635728
>>635727
wrong, I'd look fantastic
No.635729
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
how's it goin' y'all
>>635720
i'm really trying to figure out the pattern here
where could i play this, and how?
No.635731
>>635727
I didn't get to see mine, but I imagine it's silly looking
Cheery as can be in the situation, but also kinda scared and sad, but also still really high so kinda chill
must have been one strange mix
No.635732
>>635729
kingdomofloathing.com
give them $10
No.635733
>>635730
thank you for reminding me of my birthday
No.635734
>>635726
devil survivor 1+2 for the DS should be dirt cheap right now
i don't know about PS2 games, I imagine them to be overpriced on ebay
nocturne is on the PS3 if I recall correctly
No.635736
>>635734
the ps2 games are like $15-$20 and that's factory sealed
No.635737
>>635736
ooh
you should go for it
No.635738
>>635735
You look like a fucking faggot and you will regret taking these pictures.
No.635739
No.635740
>>635739
my mistake I didn't mean it
No.635741
so now there's a group of losers from hsg on snapchat together
adorable
No.635742
>>635741
This is a good pearl. It's good because she's smoking.
No.635744
>>635742
i agree, on both counts
it's also good because she is attractive, and wearing a fur coat
i love that "bad pearl" became popular fanart trope
and i also love that the artists showed she was "bad" because she smoked
No.635745
Digital Devil Saga 1
or
Nocturne
No.635746
I think I'm just missing something fundamental about these.
I'll check back later to see if there's some context I'm missing, or I might just need to be shown the answer.
No.635747
>>635745
If I like Strange Journey a lot, which one of these 2 would I like more
No.635749
Let me ask the straight edge donald trump voters in the thread I know exist. Do you think Donald doesn't smoke cigars? Cigarettes Why? Do you think less of him because of his habits in smoking?
No.635750
>>635748
gosh she's attractive
this reminds me of the scene from the royal tenenbaums
with margot
No.635751
the more I learn about wonk the more I like him.
No.635752
the more I learn about wonk the more I want him to die.
No.635753
>>635749
Trump is straight edge.
No.635755
>>635753
He's smoked enough cigars in his life that he is probably currently suffering from lung cancer.
No.635756
love irritating the d.a.r.e. program's finest
No.635757
No.635758
>>635755
Trump is pure, google it.
No.635759
>>635758
Just because Trump tells you he doesn't smoke doesn't mean he doesn't smoke. Also, Trump and pure are two words that don't go together
No.635761
6G3C-DCND-JHN9
8CBQ-PHNF-3G7E
If you want those it would probably be best to get them together
No.635762
>>635760
wonk posting something cute and not ugly??????
No.635763
>>635759
You have no proof he is lying. Trump lies less than you do.
No.635764
>>635763
Trump lies more than I do and more than Clinton does. If he didn't lie, he wouldn't be being sued by multiple people for fraud.
No.635765
>>635762
every once in a while, man
that's why i stick around
i'm good for somethin every once in a while
No.635766
>>635763
>Trump lies less than
no words can come after this phrase to make a true statement
it's just not possible
No.635767
>>635764
You make Ted Cruz look honest.
No.635768
>>635766
You don't know Vfan very well.
No.635769
>>635767
Trump makes Ted Cruz and Clinton combined look honest.
No.635770
>end up climaxing to myself again
what am i doing
No.635771
>>635768
It seems you fall easy for lies, mine and Trump's
No.635772
>>635771
I never fall for anything you say. You're really bad at lying for someone that lies all the time.
No.635773
Someone who has bankrupted five times and ended countless business ventures he's made and has been sued countless times is a pure little angel and how dare you mock him you liar liar pants on fire
No.635774
>>635772
So you don't fall for lies but take donald trump on his word
No.635775
>>635768
i know her perfectly well
and as bad as she is sometimes trump is far worse
>>635770
>getting off to yourself
what the fuck is wrong with you
is there a word for that
i feel like there is
No.635776
>>635774
I don't fall for your lies.
No.635777
>>635776
I haven't lied a single time in the past month here. Keep falling for Trump's lies.
No.635778
>>635775
You weren't here the whole time, I was, I know her, you don't.
No.635779
>>635777
You lied just now! Shameful, just shameful.
No.635780
>>635778
You know me as well as you know Donald Trump. You are also insulting me because I am insulting your favorite presidential candidate, and you are doing this because you're a pussy.
No.635781
>>635778
listen
okay i get it
you have a petty issue with a poster on your favorite little website for fans of a dumb little comic
but she's not trump
no one is as bad as trump
it's just not possible
we put a "the" in front of his name for a reason
every word out of her mouth could be fables and falsehoods and it would not even close to amount to the level of lying that is "i'm a successful businessman" or "i'm gonna make mexico pay for it"
No.635782
>>635779
There's no shame in lying to idiots for your own entertainment.
No.635783
how can you people tell which anon is Vee
am i just really dumb or something
i just assume all anons are just anons
i never think to msyelf "oh this anon is actually a name pretending to be an anon"
cuz in my head if you're a namefag you'll always be a namefag
i dunno, i just don't get how your vfan sensing powers are so good
No.635784
>>635783
to be fair I'm pretty obvious
No.635785
>>635782
I'm an idiot for seeing you were lying?
No.635786
>>635783
She tends to talk like this a lot.
She acts superior and says "none of you" or "all of you" followed by some sort of insult.
No.635787
>>635785
I never said you were an idiot for seeing lies in everything I say and thinking those thoughts are even important
No.635789
>>635786
I act superior because I am, bow down bitch
No.635790
>>635781
Do you think Trump is lying that his brother's death to alcoholism affected how he sees drugs?
No.635791
>>635789
I'm better than you in literally every way shut up you dumb kike
No.635793
>>635786
talk like what? fuckin, capital letters and punctuation? OH GEE THAT'LL HELP SET HER APART
whoops there she is right now!
>>635784
wowie zowie no caps or periods, guess that's vee!
fuck's sake, it doesn't even matter, i'll know it's her when i see an argument going on because she'll be the level-headed one arguing with the indignant anon
(i didn't say she'd be right, just level-headed)
anyway hey vfan
rec me some sweet tunes for this most chill thursday night
No.635794
No.635795
>>635791
I'm better than you, and I say you're not, so you respect my word and learn to stop talking.
No.635796
>>635790
n-no?
when did i ever imply that? i was never even talking about him and drugs
i'm sure that his brother's death had a profound impact on him, i have no doubt
how that impact manifests is personal to the donald, and i'm not going to claim to know how it is
No.635797
>>635795
You deserve a jackboot on your merchant throat
No.635799
>>635795
>>635789
see if this is vfan
and i'm not sure it is cause it could be an anon pretending
why you gotta instigate so bad, man
No.635800
File: 1457071989927.png (173.16 KB, 540x635, 108:127, tumblr_inline_nzy8blLLtH1q….png)
>tfw trump will outlive vfan
No.635801
>>635797
You deserve my one pair of stilettos on your furry throat.
No.635802
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>>635798
nice
thanks music wizard
No.635804
>>635800
Why do you feel the need to suck the dick of a presidential candidate so hard his cum floods down your nose.
No.635805
No.635808
>stilettos
>on throat
yeesh
did it get hot in here
No.635809
>>635807
unbelievably epic
No.635810
>>635806
Do you know what I love the most. The fact that I offend you so easily.
No.635811
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone
No.635812
I'm an offended man
Butt hurt man
Burning up my trump tears out here alone
No.635813
what if both of you niggers shut up
>>635810
>>635806
No.635814
It's funny she still thinks I'm a trump voter
No.635816
>>635814
go home and be a family man
No.635817
>>635816
what should I make for dinner
No.635819
is it time
is it time... for cute 'tons?
No.635820
>>635817
a nice pork roast is very simple
No.635821
>>635820
Alright so I should fry some ham slices on a skittle is what you're saying
No.635822
No.635825
No.635826
that seventies show is unepic as fuck
No.635828
>>635818
one of the artists draws mk as a wyvern who grows up to date frisk
No.635829
>>635827
ohhh my god why is she so cooool
No.635830
>>635828
that's fascinating, thanks for sharing!
anyone else have anything for show and tell?
No.635831
tobacco companies... the only innocent companies...
No.635832
>>635831
stop being hypocritical and having a hate boner for my every post
No.635833
>>635832
hows that corporate cock taste
No.635834
>>635833
I don't know since someone buying a cigarette is irrelevant
No.635836
>>635834
yeah, take it all you slut
No.635837
>>635836
boohoo hoo vfan said something about trump and smoking let me throw a tantrum for 4 hours that will show her
No.635839
Don't buy anything because you're skeptical and critical of institutions i got you miss fancy know it all
No.635840
>>635838
Of course I want to fuck your dad
No.635841
>>635837
this is hypocrisy and its very funny
>>635838
you also go get a hobby
No.635842
>>635839
you're right... the evil government is lying about smoking... poor tobacco companies...
No.635843
>>635841
How is it hypocrisy, all I do is piss you people off with the slightest nudge and you throw a fit. Of course I'm going to do it?
>>635842
Who said anything about the government lying about smoking companies? What on earth are you talking about?
No.635844
>>635843
keep fellating them, they need you to defend them!
No.635845
>>635844
I like to smoke. I will continue to smoke. People around me will continue to smoke.
No.635846
>>635845
you're a hero... of the oppressed... tobacco companies...
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No.635849
>>635846
Thanks, I have no idea what you're talking about but thanks for being mad. I mean I do know what you're talking about but you're such a fool that talking to you outside of shepherding you like a lost child at costco is pointless.
No.635850
what a bunch of tard babies
No.635851
>>635849
and you do it for free, so nice of you!
No.635853
>>635851
You're right. I shepard you like a lost child at costco for free.
No.635854
>>635852
and you say I don't get you mad
No.635855
free shilling! get your free shilling here!
No.635857
I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
No.635858
>>635855
You shill pretty hard for my interests.
No.635859
>>635858
what did he mean by this?
No.635860
Grant I know you're here. What's the hold up?
No.635861
>>635859
*ahem*
*loud fart*
No.635862
No.635864
You are all more easily offended than tumblr
No.635865
>>635864
i'm so offended , i'm crying
No.635866
No.635867
>>635865
That's generally how all the threads end up, yeah
No.635868
>>635867
literal tears, let me write a huge post, about how much i am offended and crying
No.635869
>>635868
Who are you trying to prove to here that I don't offend you
No.635870
>>635869
i'm going to kill myself, im so offended
No.635871
>kat doesn't have a single episode of twd season 6b
wake me up inside (can't wake up)
No.635872
>>635870
Here's my response. Now feed me more hyperbole daddy
No.635873
>>635872
you made me slit my wrists... you big meaniehead...
No.635874
>>635873
Here's my response. Now feed me more hyperbole daddy.
No.635875
>>635874
i'm so offended, i will sue!
No.635876
>>635875
If someone posted your tiny waist pig tail to the vast number of people in real life who must hate you, you'd probably cry to mommy and daddy or just kill yourself.
No.635878
No.635879
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No.635880
>>635878
Don't act coy little faggot
No.635884
No.635887
No.635888
>>635885
grant
in your professional opinion
Hunter x Hunter or Yu Yu Hakusho
No.635889
congratulations!
congratulations!
No.635890
>>635887
grant doesn't take orders
No.635891
>>635885
delete them butt boy
No.635892
>>635890
what a coincidence neither do I
No.635893
>>635888
i've only seen 1 episode of hunter x hunter
i just have no interest in getting into it
maybe when (if) the series ends
No.635894
No.635897
>>635896
please stop making me barf
No.635898
paging little mouse
paging little mouse
No.635900
>>635898
delete them little stubborn dumbass
No.635902
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No.635905
>>635900
i was torn on replying with "do you want my lawyers contact information" or "i dont own the board anymore its not my problem"
which do you think is funnier
No.635906
i wonder if any programming shitters have made a c library called libcuck yet
No.635907
>>635905
You're a neet how could you or your broke parents afford a lawyer.
No.635908
grant is so fat he can't even click a few buttons without having heat stroke
No.635909
>miley cyrus posts mouthpics
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC
No.635910
No.635911
>>635909
what the fuck is wrong with her mouth
No.635912
>>635911
well... it's epic...
No.635913
>>635910
I have a legitimate reason to be mad that isn't boohoohoo you insulted my favorite presidential candidate ms know it all
No.635914
>>635909
aren't you bothered by all the tiny hairs on her face
No.635915
>>635913
i'm legitimately glad it's legitimate
No.635916
No.635917
>>635914
i've gotten mouthpics from MUCH hairier girls
so no, not at all tbh
No.635918
>>635916
you capitalizing LOL will not make your previous anger yesterday and the day before any less pathetic.
No.635919
>>635917
but you were going on about how everyone should shave everything!
No.635920
>>635918
>your previous anger yesterday and the day before
?
No.635921
>>635913
i dontthink anyone gets mad you insult le hair man
i think people are (mildly) annoyed because you're a miserable piece of shit and dont seem to understand fun or humor, only venom and miasma
No.635922
Yea see I was missing the main conceit of this. I thought it was chess pieces moving, not just a line puzzle.
No.635923
>>635919
why would girls shave their barely visible peach-fuzz
armpit hair is a whole other planet in comparison
No.635924
i dunno, i might eat a hairy ass if she was cute and mostly clean
No.635925
>>635921
It has everything to do with me insulting Trump. You started throwing a fit exactly when I said you shouldn't trust people running for president or politicians in general.
So upset in fact you're showing you have no spine or back bone at the moment.
No.635926
dingleberries crunching between your teeth
No.635927
This is more like Sudoku than Chess.
No.635928
>>635925
hmm lets see
1) know it all smug attitude
2) dip shit
3) not realizing all of your posting is either random spam pictures, "hey enough about unrelated topic lets talk about how much i hate wesley/spacebar/cousinfucker", or "trump is bad he wont do anything but im going to make 80 posts about how hes bad"
No.635929
>>635928
>1) know it all smug attitude
I'm as smug as anyone else here.
>2) dip shit
I'm as much of a dipshit as anyone else here.
>3) "trump is bad he wont do anything but im going to make 80 posts about how hes bad"
I do it because, while I know he is no different than any lying politician, I bring up the fact the most because people get the most defensive about the idea of trump being that and have no defense as to why he isn't. And it is fun to see people get upset at the truth.
No.635932
it has nothing to do with your choice of candidates and everything to do with you being a big cloud of wet shit rolling in over the frosty hsg plains of funposting
No.635933
>>635929
>I'm as smug as anyone else here.
this is actually the funniest line in hsg history
kudos
No.635934
No.635935
a politician that wouldn't lie to you: me, maybe
No.635936
>>635929
>people get the most defensive about the idea of trump being that and have no defense as to why he isn't
nobody fucking cares
not a single person in hsg actually FUCKING cares
No.635937
>>635933
Here's a funnier nugget of truth. You're more smug than anyone here and more smug than me.
No.635938
>>635932
I never brought up the singular reason you're mad was that I diss donald trump regularly. I brought up in mentioned post I do it because I enjoy it because I know it makes you pissy.
No.635939
You never shut the FUCK up about trump and you act smug when people get irritated about how you won't stop fucking talking about a meme candidate like people here actually take him seriously
you are fucking delusional
No.635940
>>635937
lmao you're actually right about this one vfam
No.635941
>>635936
If you don't care don't get mad at nothing
No.635942
>>635939
Nobody here shuts the fuck up about trump or bernie or anyone either.
No.635943
important reminder: cool kids don't vote
No.635945
grant is so stubborn and lazy.
No.635946
No.635947
bernie sanders is going to win as if he was unopposed when hillary's ship sinks so who cares
this entire election year has been a shitshow
No.635948
speaking of
the debate tonight was a fucking shitshow
trump and narco marco were bickering like a pair of asperger's inflicted shithead middleschoolers
No.635949
dont blame me, i wanted ¡yeb!
No.635950
>>635942
you talk about trump more than anyone else on hsg
you bring him up even when nobody is talking about him just to rile people up because you know it isn't dissing trump that pisses people off
it's you posting retarded drivel about how politicians lie and that Trump can't actually deliver on any of his campaign promise like it isn't already common knowledge
that's what pisses people off
just go get that handgun from your room mate and end it right this time
No.635951
>>635948
My favorite part was Trump's weird epileptic raising of his lips repeating "Lying Ted" like this was in first grade or something
No.635952
>>635948
the real question is
what was on cruz's lip
was it a tonsil stone or booger
No.635953
>>635950
>you talk about trump more than anyone else on hsg
No I don't.
>you bring him up even when nobody is talking about him just to rile people up because you know it isn't dissing trump that pisses people off
Yes I do.
>it's you posting retarded drivel about how politicians lie and that Trump can't actually deliver on any of his campaign promise like it isn't already common knowledge
See above you're falling for.
>that's what pisses people off
George Bush Mission Accomplished
>just go get that handgun from your room mate and end it right this time
I'll shoot Trump with it. I'll kill Trump
No.635954
>>635953
I honestly wish you weren't just crying for attention with your suicide threats
No.635955
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No.635959
the best thing about trump is the incredible amount of damage he's doing to the republican establishment
No.635960
>>635955
"Don't talk about politics or presidential candidates during a presidential election because I don't like it"
No.635961
>>635954
This is epic coming from you Wesley
No.635962
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>>635960
who are you quoting
No.635965
>>635962
If you're indistinguishable from Wesley you should see a psychiatrist as soon as possible.
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>>635968
Saying LOL in caps will not make you more reasonable.
No.635972
im still trying to think of things to do in new york next month with a tourist who i will keep anonymous
No.635973
No.635974
>>635969
Oh ok.
So let me go ahead and say Trump as president is another nail in the coffin of American idealism and more proof criticisms of our time as Late Capitalism are accurate. It is a parody and farce and will only get more so, filled with ridiculous lies people will fall for ad nauseum for the rest of your life, you included probably.
No.635975
>>635972
take them to visit me
the incredible neet
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No.635977
>>635975
instead of us 2 goign to you
why dont u come to us so we can avoid you because stranger danger
No.635978
the best thing to do in new york: leave
No.635979
>>635483
>pee
what does it mean
No.635980
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No.635982
>>635976
The main substantive achievement of neoliberalization, however, has been to redistribute, rather than to generate, wealth and income. …[T]his was achieved under the rubric of ‘accumulation by dispossession’. By this I mean the continuation and proliferation of accumulation practices which Marx had treated of as ‘primitive’ or ‘original’ during the rise of capitalism. These include the commodification and privatization of land and the forceful expulsion of peasant populations (compare the cases, described above, of Mexico and of China, where 70 million peasants are thought to have been displaced in recent times); conversion of various forms of property rights (common, collective, state, etc.) into exclusive private property rights (most spectacularly represented by China); suppression of rights to the commons; commodification of labour power and the suppression of alternative (indigenous) forms of production and consumption; colonial, neocolonial, and imperial processes of appropriation of assets (including natural resources); monetization of exchange and taxation, particularly of land; the slave trade (which continues particularly in the sex industry); and usury, the national debt and, most devastating of all, the use of the credit system as a radical means of accumulation by dispossession
No.635984
>>635982
i'm not going to read your shitty pastes
No.635985
>>635984
Beyond the speculative and often fraudulent froth that characterizes much of neoliberal financial manipulation, there lies a deeper process that entails the springing of ‘the debt trap’ as a primary means of accumulation by dispossession. Crisis creation, management, and manipulation on the world stage has evolved into the fine art of deliberative redistribution of wealth from poor countries to the rich. I documented the impact of Volcker’s interest rate increase on Mexico earlier. While proclaiming its role as a noble leader organizing ‘bail-outs’ to keep global capital accumulation on track, the US paved the way to pillage the Mexican economy. This was what the US Treasury–Wall Street–IMF complex became expert at doing everywhere. Greenspan at the Federal Reserve deployed the same Volcker tactic several times in the 1990s. Debt crises in individual countries, uncommon during the 1960s, became very frequent during the 1980s and 1990s. Hardly any developing country remained untouched, and in some cases, as in Latin America, such crises became endemic. These debt crises were orchestrated, managed, and controlled both to rationalize the system and to redistribute assets. Since 1980, it has been calculated, ‘over fifty Marshall Plans (over $4.6 trillion) have been sent by the peoples at the Periphery to their creditors in the Center’. ‘What a peculiar world’, sighs Stiglitz, ‘in which the poor countries are in effect subsidizing the richest
No.635986
by the way hsg
i finally did it
i went out and i got one
i got me a negrobooty gf
No.635987
why is wesley such a cuckboy my fams
No.635988
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No.635992
>>635991
what le hecky is that second one
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No.635994
>haven't talked to an old e-friend for a few years
>they're an otherkin now
this is actually making me kind of sad
No.635995
The “pursuit of happiness” is such a key element of the “American (ideological) dream” that one tends to forget the contingent origin of this phrase: “We holds these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Where did the somewhat awkward “pursuit of happiness” come from in this famous opening passage of the US Declaration of Independence? The origin of it is John Locke, who claimed that all men had the natural rights of life, liberty, and property— the latter was replaced by “the pursuit of happiness” during negotiations of the drafting of the Declaration, as a way to negate the black slaves’ right to property.
No.635997
I have no idea what this thing in my clipboard is
No.635998
like
what has to happen to you for you to "come out" as an otherkin
at what point do you go "you know that fictional character? i am literally them. literally literally them."
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No.636000
>>635997
starfire's freshly fucked pussy
No.636001
No.636003
It got a little too het in here for my tastes
No.636004
a little too normie for my le tastes
No.636007
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No.636019
Continuing to force a meme even when nobody cares... not bad. This kid... his autism may even rival that of the legendary tripfags of hsg's founding days...
No.636020
>kim jong un's wife is actually cute
oh noo
No.636021
>>636020
she should be he gets to pick from the entire country
No.636022
I still can't believe Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un are friends
No.636023
Ok Dennis Rodman has apparent communist sympathies and is actual friends with Kim Jong Un, but at the same time he supports Trump for president. What the fuck
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No.636029
help me get to sleep and get over insomnia and stop my feelings of intense hatred for everyone here.
No.636031
>>636029
>stop my feelings of intense hatred for everyone here.
grow up
No.636032
>>636031
Hahahaha do you think after everything that you're not the one who should grow the fuck up
No.636033
>>636029
go for a run, fatty
No.636034
>>636032
>after everything
uuuuuuurgggghhhhh
alright, which tripfag are you
No.636035
>>636034
I don't know. Which anonymous pompous self important jack ass are you?
No.636036
>>636035
i'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
No.636037
>>636036
what kind of insult is this you're throwing at me
No.636038
>>636037
only the finest, aged in an oaken casket and mixed with a secret recipe of over 20 different herbs and spices
mostly salt
No.636039
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>>636038
Ok how does that change my hate for you. I hate you.
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No.636041
>>636039
your hate is still too weak
No.636042
>>636040
My
Ass
All of you have proven to be nothing more than immature whiny disgusting whelps of men who certainly have no future whatsoever.
No.636043
>>636041
Too weak for what? To influence you to change? ya sure I'll take this seriously. you're too pig like to have anyone influence you in a positive way
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No.636045
>>636044
After what you did and what you do? If growing up is accepting your pathetic disgusting lives I'll stay childish. You don't deserve anything else, from anyone you've ever met or will meet who takes the same stance.
No.636046
>>636043
god mom, it's called a meme
stop embarrassing me in front of my friends
No.636047
>>636046
i'm taking your mouse and i'm taking your keyboard you're grounded mister
No.636048
No.636049
>>636048
Nah, you grow up. Stop being pathetic through and through and worry about the consequences. Grow up.
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No.636052
No.636053
>If you don't like your nudes posted you should just grow up
No.636054