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File: 1457092614597.png (20.97 KB, 300x100, 3:1, am i being cucked banner.png)

 No.636055

just like mom used to make

old: >>635295

 No.636056

File: 1457092662001.jpg (48.66 KB, 600x450, 4:3, bashar5.jpg)

>>636054

You repeating the same thing over and over and over again like a broken bitch when it's my body you're fucking toying with doesn't make anyone look pathetic but you you fucking little rat friendless bastard


 No.636058

>>636056

grow up


 No.636059

>>636058

grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up grow up


 No.636060

>>636056

>>636058

not in my thread, please


 No.636061

*grows up too much*

*becomes a giant*


 No.636062

>>636060

grow up


 No.636063

File: 1457092942243.jpg (173.34 KB, 500x266, 250:133, tumblr_inline_mra8anHPkY1q….jpg)


 No.636064

File: 1457092959523.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.636065

>>636064

gesundheit


 No.636066

i bought monster hunter 3u and 4u and even though i never finished them, i'm probably going to buy generations when it comes out

i think i might have a problem with money


 No.636067

only joey can save us now


 No.636068

File: 1457093628486.jpg (23.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>the hubble telescope found the farthest/oldest galaxy on record, estimated at being 13.4 billion light years, making the image seen a glimpse at light from when the universe was only 400 million years old

nice


 No.636069

>>636056

grow up


 No.636070

>>636066

you should give it to me for safekeeping


 No.636071

>>636070

i can't i bought the games digitally


 No.636072

>>636069

Lmfao all I have to do is leave you alone for a thread to tell you all of you have the mental and emotional capacity of 8 year olds


 No.636073

>>636071

the money, chumpass


 No.636074

>>636072

grow up


 No.636075

>>636073

oh!

i mean, i already have a bank, i think my money's safe and sound!!


 No.636076

>>636074

Eat my ass


 No.636077

>>636075

not from you, apparently


 No.636078

>>636076

grow up


 No.636079

File: 1457094110395.jpg (112.87 KB, 540x736, 135:184, tumblr_m7200wA7RM1qh8obpo1….jpg)


 No.636080

>>636078

Eat my ass


 No.636081

>>636080

grow up


 No.636082

slow

and steady

wins the race


 No.636083

Norasuko makes real good art the only problem is the faces are all the same


 No.636084


 No.636085

>>636084

norasuko


 No.636086

File: 1457095921153.png (867.09 KB, 850x642, 425:321, ClipboardImage.png)

>>636084

I was checking the old thread and I saw this, I've been following them for quite a few months now


 No.636087

good morning, hsg

didn't hussie say he was going to give us another status update a month after his last update?


 No.636088

me epic


 No.636089

>>636087

hussie says many things


 No.636090

>>636089

this is true

but it seemed like he really started getting back on track again

eh maybe he's just a few days late


 No.636091

huss is a MESS


 No.636092

>>636091

if only halftruth would let him out of her basement... just for a few minutes so he can get some exercise...


 No.636093

File: 1457097707050.gif (3.3 MB, 550x309, 550:309, 1457092508524[1].gif)


 No.636094

>>635726

NOCTURNE

ANY OF THE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI GAMES, REALLY

>>635930

>>635931

Full picture?


 No.636095

>tfw you watch the porn and see a fetish that you don't understand

why are they stepping on her boobs?


 No.636096

>>636095

Go watch sue lightning


 No.636097

File: 1457098833380.png (1.02 MB, 1077x993, 359:331, ClipboardImage.png)

[latin chanting]


 No.636098

>>636097

eating stuff while wearing a fursuit must be pretty hard


 No.636099

>>636097

this won't be pretty


 No.636100

>>636093

what is the internet's obsession with these two women and why won't they just calm down instead of freaking out about dumb video games


 No.636101

what if humans are my favourite animals


 No.636102

>>636097

[thunderous rumble of thousands of furries descending]


 No.636103

File: 1457099221387.jpg (79.18 KB, 467x600, 467:600, e526a1af3201fd46530c22e624….jpg)

>>636101

got you covered fam


 No.636104

damn, i shouldn't have skipped my morn cof


 No.636105

>>636100

Anita acts like she knows video games, she doesn't even touch them

She also scammed liked $160 with kick-started for a video series that she is THREE YEARS LATE ON

who's the other one?


 No.636106

>>636105

Five Guys Burger and Fries


 No.636107

>>636105

>Anita acts like she knows video games, she doesn't even touch them

wow so do most people on the internet

>She also scammed liked $160 with kick-started for a video series that she is THREE YEARS LATE ON

if the internet cared this much about someone scamming people out of money they wouldn't be going ape over trump

>who's the other one?

the other target of faux outrage by people who haven't much better to do.


 No.636108

>>636097

i guess we're already here

i guess we already know

we've all got something to fear

we've all got nowhere to go


 No.636109

>>636105

>$160k became $160

>kickstarter became kick-started

Fucking autocorrect


 No.636110

>>636107

please let's not go down this route


 No.636111

>>636103

isn't this basically a pedophiliac pic

what's up with the kid touching his penis like that


 No.636112

>>636111

it's a fake yarn penis


 No.636113

man, i could really go for some dick right now


 No.636114

Vfan

please

don't post here anymore

go focus on your court case/ other things

it probably doesn't look great for your case if you're hanging around every day on the same place as wesley,

because it makes your court case seem less like sexual harassment, and more like an internet feud on 8chan, scumbutt of the net


 No.636115

>>636113

Well have I got the dick for you! Great stamina, average size!


 No.636116

File: 1457100788855.jpg (33.97 KB, 245x288, 245:288, i'm so erect right now.jpg)


 No.636117

>>636112

going by that logic would it be okay to draw a child getting boned and pleading for more


 No.636118

>>636114

Court case? What did vman get himself into?


 No.636119

>>636114

wait is vfam here?

i don't see any posts or broken links


 No.636120

>>636118

>>636119

read the last thread, i gotta go to work

fug


 No.636121

>>636118

vfan wants to sue wes for posting her nudes

>>636119

shut up


 No.636122

>>636121

That's going to be hard too when the single nude picture is not him.


 No.636123

>>636117

there's nothing sexual going on in that pic

unless you consider "kid touching a fake yarn penis that has the purpose of decorate a costume" sexual


 No.636124

>>636123

wonk...


 No.636125

>>636121

rude

i've been shutted up for like 3 weeks, give me a chance to exercise my shitposting glands


 No.636126

>>636124

i bet you think metzitzah b'peh is sexual too


 No.636127

File: 1457102689760.jpg (79.88 KB, 766x960, 383:480, 1456630005586.jpg)

>>636114

>wants vfan to leave

>continues to endlessly reply and direct your attention to her

god what the fuck is wrong with you people, why are you all so stupid.


 No.636128

File: 1457102864825.jpg (44.66 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1456889356523.jpg)

Force feeding yourself another unhealthy breakfast again, wagecuck? Better hurry, the traffic is really picking up.


 No.636129

>>636128

this post is too real for me


 No.636130

>>636128

I enjoy working

And I feel like the ass writing these is 500lbs and going to have a heart attack if he tries to stand up off the toilet


 No.636131

still looking for jobs

why can't one of the useless old people working the supermarket tills shuffle off this mortal coil already


 No.636132

*puts you in a cuckhold*


 No.636133

cuck old


 No.636134

old cuck


 No.636135

solid cuck


 No.636136

File: 1457104175363.png (5.45 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

nice


 No.636137

liquid cuck


 No.636138

youtube's recommended videos just spoiled something big for me and i am salty as fuck


 No.636139

File: 1457104478951.png (6.83 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

>dying from status damage

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


 No.636140

File: 1457104638785.png (11.63 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

look at all of this lost potential


 No.636141

>>636140

yeah, and also the luvdisc


 No.636142

neet!pepe is a delusional motherfucker


 No.636143

>>636140

How's Joey doing?


 No.636144

>>636143

joey is dead anon

I'm so sorry


 No.636145

>>636142

wagecuck...


 No.636146

File: 1457105124739-0.png (4.18 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

File: 1457105124787-1.png (8.98 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

>game freezes when i send this fucker out

no

you can't do this to me


 No.636147

File: 1457105599059.jpg (13.01 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1457094126807.jpg)

>>636130

>>636142

Get going, wagecuck. Traffic is really congested now. Remember, honking your horn isn't going to make traffic go faster.


 No.636148

>>636147

i don't work dumbass, im in school

but id rather work than live in squalor and delusion like some crazy neet


 No.636149

see, the guy does have a point in that working for a living is garbage-tier in every way

but being a neet is even worse, in a way that's difficult to describe


 No.636150

>>636149

no it's pretty great


 No.636151

>>636149

if working is bad and not working is bad what do you want to do


 No.636152

>>636149

>in that working for a living is garbage-tier in every way

i don't agree

or, i agree with a caveat: only if you don't love what you're doing


 No.636153

this pussy is for NEETs only!


 No.636154

>>636151

i want to be a professional sex toy tester

>>636152

yeah, but who gets a job they love doing?

there are way more people working awful minimum wage desk jobs who would gladly set fire to their boss


 No.636155

I gotta poop!!!!!!!!


 No.636156

>>636154

>yeah, but who gets a job they love doing?

more people than who are genuinely happy living in neet filth

and some people out there may wnjoy their min wage desk job, or view it as a stepping stone

not every wage worker is violent and repressed like neet pepe would have us believe


 No.636157

joey is a NEET!


 No.636158

Joey? Joey!? JOOOEEEYYYYY!!!


 No.636159

joey....

joey had a hard life


 No.636160

I still have to poop!


 No.636161

when the fuck is frieza's race getting a name


 No.636162

I did it!


 No.636163

File: 1457107668963.png (255.58 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Screenshot_2016-03-04-09-3….png)

would it be okay to catch a replacement pokemon since he keeps crashing this game


 No.636164

>>636163

no

have fun with your handicap


 No.636165

>>636161

what if Frieza conquered his entire race and officially renamed it "Frieza's Race"

this actually makes sense since all of the planets he conquers are called "Planet Frieza No. XX"


 No.636166

>>636165

I'll take it


 No.636167

what if Joey conquered humanity and we became known as "Joey's race"


 No.636168

HIC's race


 No.636169

i could really go for a takeaway tonight


 No.636170

Trump's race


 No.636171

>>636169

get some chinese food


 No.636172

>>636171

god, what i wouldn't give


 No.636173

>>636147

I don't drive to work, chunk.

>>636163

>emulating

>not playing from a flashcard in a Gameboy micro

Cretin

>>636165

>>636167

>>636170

>>636168

>doctor who

>the master race

The Master literally turned every human except like a dozen or so into clones of himself


 No.636174

>>636173

that takes too much effort

don't know how to do it

no fast forwarding to make grinding my mons take way faster than usual


 No.636175

sheeh


 No.636176

>>636173

trip on rev


 No.636177

>>636176

I can't believe I replied to a rev post


 No.636178

>>636176

I left my trip list at home


 No.636179

>>636177

I can't believe you didn't recognize it immediately

>>636178

name on rev


 No.636180

File: 1457110256149.png (702.21 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-03-04-08-4….png)


 No.636181

File: 1457110411470.png (5.83 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

>ground/dragon

this works perfectly

name him


 No.636182

>>636179

I can't believe it's not butter!


 No.636183

>>636181

RINZLER

HE FIGHTS FOR THE USER


 No.636184

>>636181

antlion


 No.636185

>>636181

Anti-Lion


 No.636186

File: 1457111025994.png (4.65 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

>>636183

"User."


 No.636187

>>636186

*NICE*


 No.636188

File: 1457111647571-0.png (567.47 KB, 719x784, 719:784, Screenshot_2015-12-29-12-0….png)

File: 1457111647712-1.jpg (1.05 MB, 1920x1920, 1:1, 1456967294528.jpg)

Separated at birth?


 No.636189

Well, looks like HSG steped in it's bad times, the worst times probably.

The line of being okayable for this place is left far behind at this current nmoment, obviously.

HSG, you're shit.


 No.636190

File: 1457111878077.png (276.48 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1457110607289.png)


 No.636191

>>636189

Go back to blowing the football team's coach


 No.636192

>>636188

why is hsg so ugly


 No.636193


 No.636194

File: 1457112415736.jpg (58.77 KB, 500x561, 500:561, roald-dahl.jpg)


 No.636195

>>636064

Gesundheit.


 No.636196

>>636192

sponge is pretty cute though


 No.636197


 No.636198

>>636188

more like separated at abortion


 No.636199


 No.636200

>>636139

I'm so sorry, anon.......

at least I died to a mecha


 No.636201

fuck, marry, kill

joey/joey/joey


 No.636202

>>636201

foursome with joey


 No.636203

>>636201

kill joey

marry joey

fuck eri_


 No.636204

File: 1457114318817.jpg (85.88 KB, 1051x696, 1051:696, 1399889166059.jpg)


 No.636205

casey loves her daddy


 No.636206

File: 1457114999674.jpg (1.74 MB, 3464x2848, 433:356, 1456852468911.jpg)

holy sh*t


 No.636207

File: 1457115112463.png (117.62 KB, 1270x1080, 127:108, ClipboardImage.png)

>>636205

Request granted


 No.636208

>>636206

i regret clicking this


 No.636209

File: 1457115245754.png (31.32 KB, 485x556, 485:556, 1418820566331.png)


 No.636210

>>636207

gotdangit bobby


 No.636211

*sluts it up*


 No.636212

>>636207

replace casey with gardevoir


 No.636213

File: 1457116131541.jpg (16.88 KB, 300x225, 4:3, 1457061653918.jpg)

I WANT THE MARCH NEWSDATE


 No.636214

File: 1457116167977.gif (43.54 KB, 650x450, 13:9, USE THE ANIMATED ONE.gif)

>>636206

>they're gonna be waking up soon

my skin is crawling and it won't stop


 No.636215

>>636207

goddammit sharktits


 No.636216

Hiveswap will now be separated into 3 parts, the third of which is GameStop exclusive.


 No.636217

File: 1457116485579.jpg (103.26 KB, 460x460, 1:1, what.jpg)

today's a chill day

gonna casually rewatch primer cuz fuck it

one of these days i'll understand it


 No.636218


 No.636219

>>636215

I'm not the only person who draws here it could be anyone


 No.636220

File: 1457116577338.png (Spoiler Image, 636 KB, 1024x653, 1024:653, com___lapis_lazuli_at_the_….png)

DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE


 No.636222

succ


 No.636223

*studies how to suck dick*


 No.636224

>>636223

time for your practical exam


 No.636225

>>636223

you cant learn those things on books, man

here, come with me and let me show you

*grabs your hand and embarks on an mind-blowing journey*


 No.636226

>>636225

well, a something-blowing journey, anyway


 No.636227

>>636209

who is this semen demon


 No.636228

>>636220

I shouldn't have opened it


 No.636229

File: 1457120868596.gif (3.49 KB, 147x238, 21:34, roxykittenpacifiersuck.gif)


 No.636230

fucc


 No.636231

File: 1457121104313.jpg (110.87 KB, 883x742, 883:742, trump anxiety.jpg)


 No.636232

File: 1457121965054.webm (980.59 KB, 204x360, 17:30, CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBL….webm)

>>636231

it's beginning to dawn that trump can't be stumped


 No.636233

what if in ghostbusters instead of ernie (hudson) it was bernie (sanders)

"if there's free shit in it you'll believe anything i say"


 No.636234

File: 1457122379006.jpg (59.89 KB, 720x450, 8:5, happy ostrich.jpg)


 No.636235

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thread Theme


 No.636236

>>636234

i dont want your pity replies


 No.636237


 No.636238

>>636237

they're both shit


 No.636239


 No.636240

>>636237

Cradily and Armaldo are both good, but get Armaldo


 No.636241

>>636237

claw claw motherfucker, as they say


 No.636242

File: 1457122978497.gif (1.09 KB, 112x142, 56:71, grin.gif)

>>636239

only one vote for no


 No.636243

>>636241

okay that settles it pick root


 No.636244

>>636242

vfan must have been disconcerted by it


 No.636245

>>636237

pick a good game


 No.636246

>>636241

i hate you all the more now, wonk


 No.636247

el presidente ¡yeb!


 No.636248

File: 1457123210357.gif (16.92 KB, 177x398, 177:398, bitches.gif)

>>636243

>>636246

yikes

seriously

i literally did it only for the pun


 No.636249

Jeb?


 No.636250

>>636248

it was bad but in a quaint way


 No.636251

File: 1457123345532.jpg (21.76 KB, 400x309, 400:309, ostrich-hotlinks.jpg)


 No.636252

>>636249

Jeb...


 No.636253

god damn i keep wet farting

it's horrid


 No.636254

Jeb!


 No.636255

bad bitch love to fart wet & shit hard


 No.636256

File: 1457123438538.png (2.21 KB, 123x131, 123:131, rosekitten toddler.png)

*Pats baby turtle*

Jeb!


 No.636257

Jeb‽


 No.636258

File: 1457123595023.png (100.18 KB, 500x261, 500:261, rs.png)


 No.636259

Jeb~


 No.636260

ᴶᵉᵇ﹗


 No.636261

File: 1457123748256.png (2.37 KB, 123x131, 123:131, rosekitten toddler excited.png)


 No.636262

*jebs*


 No.636263

jeb-kun


 No.636264

>Ovipositive was 5 years ago


 No.636265

>>636264

http://pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh

Oh man you're right, it's almost the 5-year anniversary


 No.636266

File: 1457123917676.png (4.46 KB, 28x30, 14:15, rosekitten tiny.png)

ᴹᵉʷ﹗


 No.636267

>>636264

>462,465 Unique visits


 No.636268

File: 1457124550759.png (66.8 KB, 890x556, 445:278, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.636269

>>636263

Dont you mean !YEB¡


 No.636270


 No.636271

>>636268

now draw jeb bush giving rosekitten a turtle


 No.636272

>>636270

No im blubluhhugebitch


 No.636273

>>636189

I love this post, god bless the word okayable


 No.636274

he came upon her all unbeknownst, and came upon her


 No.636275

>>636189

Rudy you're the final avatar of hope for this dilapidated general. We can't Make HSG Great Again but we can at least fix the lights and replace the windows and spray for roaches. Together. Take my hand, russkie


 No.636276

File: 1457124997562.png (56.86 KB, 213x265, 213:265, 1378573642219.png)


 No.636277

>root fossil

i hope you guys aren't trying to screw me over


 No.636278

>>636277

both the gen three fossils are utter garbage tbqh

anorith might have been decent in gen 4 when bugs got gud but it's no use in gen 3

i do like their designs though


 No.636279

File: 1457125219792.png (117.64 KB, 835x797, 835:797, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.636280

forbidden feelings


 No.636281

File: 1457125364176.jpg (336.45 KB, 1090x1200, 109:120, homestuck general dot pee ….jpg)


 No.636282

>>636281

I knocked up ur mum again


 No.636283

>>636279

now this but with bernie offering roxykitten free* tendies


 No.636284

>>636281

>Namaste.

POO IN LOO

O

O

I

N

L

O

O


 No.636285

>>636278

both the gen 3 fossils are great though

pretty much everything in gen 3 is great


 No.636286

>>636285

the gen 3 fossils are shit

shiiiiiiiiiit


 No.636287

>>636286

lol cradily is awesome get fucked nerd


 No.636288

File: 1457125913027.jpg (2.77 MB, 3072x3440, 192:215, 1457122747892.jpg)

memeguns


 No.636289

>>636285

lol no they're the worst of all


 No.636290

>>636288

AR general is bad and they should feel bad


 No.636291

it's the tripfags who get the undertale shit on their guns too


 No.636292

>>636100

/v/ was too goddamn stupid to stop falling for bait from one of them so now she's rich as fuck

the end

>>636106

LITERALLY WHO?


 No.636293

File: 1457126052199.jpg (2.88 MB, 2888x2076, 722:519, indian rifle.jpg)


 No.636294

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.636295

a joey gun


 No.636296


 No.636297

a peri gun

>>636293


 No.636298

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 No.636299

hello hsg how are you today


 No.636300

>>636299

pretty much as confused as every other day


 No.636301

>>636296

"literally who" is a joke/codespeak for zowie quin


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 No.636303

>>636281

MY ancestors were native American.

Where's the outcry for blacks to answer for their black ancestors selling family into slavery?


 No.636304

>>636303

they ancestors dindu nuffin


 No.636305

>>636303

The outcry you are looking for is not here


 No.636306

>>636304

>literally sold family to Dutch slavers

>dindu nuffin

That goalpost is beyond heliopause and accelerating


 No.636307

>>636300

that's too bad.

my only friend is moving abroad and my social life is dead. so are my hobbies. because I can't find enjoyment in anything, I'll focus on studying instead.

due to yuropoor magic, I don't have any student debts and I can go back to college to try something STEMsy.

cast your vote for what I should study.


 No.636308

I'm trying to read something for class but then I started thinking about guys cumming on my face and I've got a boner.


 No.636309

>>636307

Engineering.


 No.636310

>>636308

I don't like graffiti. There are three holes it should be deposited into without fail.


 No.636311

>>636309

what kind? mechanical? civil?

I hear electrical engineering is incredibly fucking hard.


 No.636312

>>636306

>Dutch slavers

Us peoplefrom the netherlands are too busy doing useless shit.

They could havenever done something bad


 No.636313

>>636308

it's clear you're not suited for college

just give up and become a whore


 No.636314

>>636312

oh, een nederlander.

hoi


 No.636315

>>636307

Study the art of suocide and kill yourself

Dont do it tho its a joke


 No.636316

>>636310

I was also thinking about dudes cumming in my mouth too if that helps.

>>636313

I would if I could, legitimately.


 No.636317

>>636311

Electrical could also land you a job in tech manufacturing, though.

Mechanical is good, and often overlaps with civil (Street lights, signals, etc)

>>636312

>Dumbass !bigtripfag


 No.636318

Oke hallo hoe gaat het


 No.636319

>>636316

>in my mouth

Acceptable


 No.636320

>>636318

I meant to do the >>636314 thing


 No.636321

>>636318

wat brengt jou naar hsg


 No.636322

>>636318

I learnt some dutch today

Goed


 No.636323

>>636321

Homestuck, en tumblr is kanker. Alhoewel er hier geen homestuck is.


 No.636324

>>636322

your next lesson: study the pronunciation of

neuken in de keuken


 No.636325

>>636323

ja best wel jammer dat er geen huisvast is hier

maar alle social media is troep tegenwoordig. misschien is dat alleen maar beter, gezien ik dan niet meer zoveel tijd eraan zit weg te pissen. meer tijd om te studeren.


 No.636326

>>636323

ja best wel jammer dat er geen huisvast is hier

maar alle social media is troep tegenwoordig. misschien is dat alleen maar beter, gezien ik dan niet meer zoveel tijd eraan zit weg te pissen. meer tijd om te studeren.

is it just me or is the site tripping out?


 No.636327

>>636324

Isnt "grote tetten houden mannen van" a better second lesson?


 No.636328

um excuse me can you please put a lid on this barbarous gobbledygook I'm trying to live in the civilized world here


 No.636329

well I'm trying to read but I keep on thinking about sucking cock


 No.636330

smettete di scrivere in olandese, stronzi


 No.636331

>>636326

Ja ik ga akkoord.

De enige redelijke plekken zijn 8chan en halfchan. En dan vooral >>>/suicide/

Ye the site is tripping out. I cant even post without errors.

What is hotwheels doing right now


 No.636332

>>636277

i want the record to show that i told you to take the claw


 No.636333

>>636328

>civilized

>english-speaking

pick one


 No.636334

my boner went down


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 No.636336

>>636333

say that again bitch and I'll sick my guard boar on you


 No.636337

>>636335

You said keuken right.

Say keuken but instead of a k say the n of no.


 No.636338

>>636281

this is dumb

whites don't need to "answer for what our ancestors did"

that's just a way of taking the focus off what's happening today

honestly, this bullshit is just whites making it all about us and im sick of it


 No.636339

speak american you commie scum


 No.636340

>>636338

fucking lol bro


 No.636341

>>636337

N instead of k??


 No.636342

>>636328

>civilized world

is that why we're shitposting on hsg


 No.636343

fun fact, there was a double rainbow visible from the delivery room when I was born, prophesying my eventual "double gay" trannyhood


 No.636344

>>636339

Cyka blyat. Cheeki breeki iv damke.

Nah ok sure if you want it


 No.636345

>>636343

is your name about eating semen


 No.636346

>>636340

am i wrong


 No.636347

>>636343

die you mistake of nature


 No.636348

>>636343

fun fact: you're super homo

you're a lesbian right

so how do you feel about the "the 100" controversy


 No.636349

>>636339

Cyka blyat. Cheeki breeki iv damke.

Nah ok sure if you want it

>>636341

It sounded like you didnt say the N so yea just say. Keuken in the keuken. But the first k yo shoukd replace with an n


 No.636350

>>636343

do you talk about anything that isnt lgbbqwtf shit and lingual semantics


 No.636351

quick! someone hop on my dick!


 No.636352

>>636345

no, it's about the lump of salt you put out to attract deer. I think horses like to lick salt too? it was not chosen for any reason, I wanted to become mahou tripfag and searched my brain for an arbitrary noun to be my moniker

>>636348

I'm bi, but I don't follow that show. I hear they killed off one half of an F/F pair? that's kinda a loaded move, it's rare enough to have canon femslash at all and when there are lesbians they usually die. I'm not surprised people are mad

>>636350

sometimes, if rarely, I talk abut Homestuck


 No.636353

>>636348

>so how do you feel about the "the 100" controversy

what


 No.636354

>>636351

i wish i could


 No.636355

>>636351

Is dickriding an official method of transport now?


 No.636356

>>636351

learn to ask politely

observe:

ahem, hello sir or madam. could i trouble you to hop on my cocky-kun? i would be forever in your debt.

now your turn


 No.636357

lesbians are never allowed to die or else


 No.636358

>>636356

hop on my fully erect penis now!


 No.636359

am i having a stroke


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 No.636362

for the record, I hate semantics. not quibbling about definitions, I'm pretty neutral on that, but the field of linguistics that studies how speakers form meanings. at least in the Chomskyan tradition of formal linguistics, it is so fucking boring and makes me want to die


 No.636363

*strokes dick*


 No.636364

>>636362

oh my god who the fuck cares


 No.636365

>>636359

What are your symptoms


 No.636366

>>636363

*leaks pre-cum*


 No.636367

>>636364

I do, that's why I wrote it out and hit the "New Reply" button. hope this clears things up for you : )


 No.636368

>>636353

basically in the same episode that a lesbian relationship was consummated, one of the girls was killed

the writers are defending it by saying it was for the drama and to further the plot

but fans are calling it bullshit, bad writing, and another example of the "kill your gays" trope

lesbophobic basically

>>636352

oh, sorry, didn't mean to assume

>>636357

if you aren't aware of the homohobc reasons and history surrounding the trope of killing gays right after consummation of the relationship, you're not dumb, just ignorant


 No.636369

discourse

I'm howling at the moon


 No.636370

>>636368

if i'm gay can i still call you a faggot for caring about this


 No.636371

>>636365

everything i read looks stupid


 No.636372

>>636370

you can call me whatever you want for wanting positive representation in media

but I'm allowed to call you a fucking moron


 No.636373

>>636352

did you read Sandman? do you think neil gaiman was wrong to let that trans character die? although mortals are dying all the time in that comic, one could argue that the trans character only died so gaiman could show the funeral with the family being assholes. but then, wasn't it done with good intentions?


 No.636374

>>636360

Wait imma make a vocaroo

Warning my voice is fake and gay


 No.636375

>>636372

I'm not the other person


 No.636376

>>636371

stop reading hsg


 No.636377

>>636375

I know


 No.636378


 No.636379

Dutch is to German what Portuguese is to Spanish

A silly, faggy sounding version


 No.636380

>>636379

kanker


 No.636381

>>636373

I didn't read Sandman. I trust Gaiman to do more or less anything well, but it sure would be nice if we didn't always die.

You're a new poster, right? You should probably be aware that HSG's political center is pretty far right. HSG, as a rule, doesn't respond well to social justice buzzwords/terms of art. You do you, I'm not telling you you shouldn't talk about what you want to talk about, but you might find the rhetoric you're using doesn't make you any friends here.


 No.636382

>>636381

>You should probably be aware that HSG's political center is pretty far right

this is actually one f the funniest things you've said


 No.636383

>>636373

i think that the point could be made without the trans characrer dying

it seemed like a pointless death, the only purpose being drama for the main character


 No.636384

>>636379

Both countrys only make low budget tv series tho. And all translations are shit anywaus so who cares


 No.636385

killing lesbians is tantamount to murdering all gays


 No.636386

>>636385

*lesbian characters


 No.636387

>>636379

shut up nigger


 No.636388

>>636382

That's how everyone responds when I point this out. Maybe in the broader context of chan culture HSG is left-of-center, but it's right-of-center for- say- American political discourse, which is right-of-center for the international context.


 No.636389

>>636381

>You're a new poster, right? You should probably be aware that HSG's political center is pretty far right. HSG, as a rule, doesn't respond well to social justice buzzwords/terms of art. You do you, I'm not telling you you shouldn't talk about what you want to talk about, but you might find the rhetoric you're using doesn't make you any friends here.

damn your attitude is making my skin crawl


 No.636390

Kill All Gays


 No.636391

>>636388

maybe you were left-by-your-dad and that's why you're such a fuckup lol


 No.636392

>>636390

#slaythegay


 No.636393

>>636389

I don't know what you're reacting to. I've been sort of assuming there's one person making all the anonymous vaguely-SJ posts, are you that person?

Sorry about the tone, I guess, I was aiming for "carefully neutral"


 No.636394

>>636381

>new poster

uuuuh not really. I'm just curious to hear an opinion on that sandman debacle.

also, I wouldn't worry (care) about HSG's "political center" if I were you. although 8ch is full of memekids too stupid to not let /pol/ slowly brainwash them into McCarthyists, you will always have tumblr infecting homestuck and so there will always be a relatively "neutral" zone here. at least, that's what I'd like to think.


 No.636395

>>636391

oooooooh


 No.636396

File: 1457130522341.png (1.75 MB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, ClipboardImage.png)

well zombies is gonna be a thing holy fuck this is good


 No.636397

>>636393

i'm reacting to the know-it-all attitude

actually, it's not a know-it-all attitude, it's more like "older and more experienced guy smirking at the newbie and telling him what's he's REALLY dealing with"

do you talk like this in real life too?


 No.636399

>>636396

and who is this buxom buccaneer?


 No.636400

Remember, if it ain't Right, it's wrong


 No.636401

>>636396

How are you going to get that godly fucking sized giant magoc card in your deck.


 No.636402

>>636396

but what about the semen demon holding it


 No.636403

>>636396

holy shit that girl is tiny


 No.636404

>>636402

she's permabanned from all events for being too qt


 No.636405

>>636397

I talk a lot of ways. I don't know where you're getting "smirking?" when I talk about SJ stuff, I get (more) pushback (than usual), especially when I use terms of art specific to SJ discourse. if they were a new poster, as they apparently are not, they might not expect to get that kind of pushback. it was intended kindly, as a "heads up" sort of thing


 No.636406

>>636402

Whats a semen demon i have obly heard of cum commanders


 No.636407

>>636378

ok I think I got it right this time

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYw3EmOZXz


 No.636408

>>636406

they're demons made of semen


 No.636409

permabanned for taking photos of buttcracks


 No.636410

>>636388

From what I'm aware America's more right than the rest of the world, but just because everyone doesn't jump up and down and praise you for being obnoxious and trans doesn't mean it's a right-wing paradise.


 No.636411

>>636407

You win 10/10.


 No.636412

do you think we'll ever see ben's buttcrack at a magic event


 No.636413

>>636405

I don't think they were talking about you talking about sjw stuff in general, but your past few posts have been really pitiful.

Mostly what >>636397 said, but god are you presumptive and obnoxious.


 No.636414

>>636409

he was unbanned a while ago

>>636412

i usually only wear sweat pants and I only go to pre-releases not GPs or something


 No.636415

>>636396

who is this cum pirating prostitute?


 No.636416

Luigi invented social justice.


 No.636417

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my favorite discourse is discourse about hsg discourse


 No.636418

>>636414

yeah but it's still funny


 No.636419

Mario invented Luigi


 No.636420

ma

i done poop my pant


 No.636421

>>636416

WAHluigi is the inventor of trump and the director of con air


 No.636422

File: 1457131271972.jpg (58.18 KB, 321x400, 321:400, 1456783899148.jpg)

I'm legitimately scared Hillary will try to push another AWB if she gets the presidency


 No.636423

>>636422

what's a AWB


 No.636424

>>636422

>The Federal Assault Weapons Ban (AWB)

terezi.............


 No.636425

>>636410

>"just because everyone doesn't jump up and down and praise you for being obnoxious and trans"

>implying I give a shit

thanks for implying this is about my hurt fee-fees, that's a real adult way to ignore my point. HSG is right-of-center. I'm not saying that it's homogeneous, I'm saying that people tend to react more negatively to left-wing rhetoric than right-wing rhetoric.


 No.636426

dutchie here, who posts so infrequently that people take him to be a newbie

what's AWB?


 No.636427


 No.636428

>the quest for the inaris warframe costs ducats in addition to credits

god fucking dammit


 No.636429

Assault Weapons Ban

so people can't own scary black "military" riles


 No.636430

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636431

>>636425

You and probably wonk are the only people who would care, or even think of it that way.

Not to give their opinions any credence but cletus and spacebar probably think of hsg as a filthy leftist scum paradise.


 No.636432

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636433

>>636432

Sorry sponge someone beat you to it


 No.636434

Assault Wes Ban


 No.636435

>>636422

>scared of an assault weapons ban

do abstract ideas of legislation often frighten you?

are you scared of papercuts?


 No.636436

>>636429

If hillary would do that halfchans /k/ would die .


 No.636437

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>m-muh rifles

i swear to god namefags here are like flat companions from shitty RPG games

only cares and talks about two things


 No.636438

Ass Wes Ben


 No.636439

assault wes, ben.


 No.636440

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Keanu Reeves shooting


 No.636441

Assault Wes, Ben


 No.636442

damn someone beat me to it


 No.636443

the new ghostbusters looks kinda garbo


 No.636444

>>636430

>>636432

>>636439

>>636441

hsg is in sync tonight


 No.636445

>>636435

Are you seriously trying to imply that people introducing legislation designed to restrict our rights isn't scary


 No.636446

don't worry everyone. let's just agree that the people on this site don't actually know shit about politics.


 No.636447

>>636443

you aren't allowed to say that, otherwise you're a misogynistic pissbaby who can't see the beauty in anything


 No.636448

>>636445

terezi literally no one else on this board cares about guns

like general left/right posting you'd have more support, but no one besides you gives a fuck about guns


 No.636449

>>636437

Oye im a namefag and i dont bullshit talk about 2 things


 No.636450

File: 1457131719977.png (1.4 MB, 833x1000, 833:1000, wonks.png)


 No.636451

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636452

>>636437

Can companions usually die in the new ones like that, I only played skyrim for a bit


 No.636453

>>636448

I'm mostly concerned about guns but I'm honestly really scared of another Clinton/democrat presidency considering all the shady shit Hillary pulls


 No.636454

Androids With Booty


 No.636455

>>636450

Oh hes hot he looks like john cusack


 No.636456

>>636447

but the jokes werent funny and the trailer explained the whole plot and it wasnt good


 No.636457

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>>636455

are you blind or something


 No.636458

It's really concerning to me that every candidate currently running has no problem with drone wars or spying on the population, or trade agreements like the TPP or not cutting useless projects like the F35

I'm really worried for my future, that's all


 No.636459

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>>636445

depends on what rights you're talking about, and when you present it in such an abstract form, you're intending to generalize to make your point and it's not really hitting home.

imagine if you will some sort of fascist in office introduced a bill to restrict the rights of every person in america who owned a business! that sounds spooky, doesn't it? lots of people own businesses! good, honest americans! why should they have their rights restricted? well, turns out, the right that's being restricted is speech, specifically, speech which constitutes verbal harassment of employees. oh, well not that we're being specific, it's not so bad, is it?

same thing applies in this case. "legislation designed to restrict our rights" is a meaningless phrase.

what you're actually talking about is "legislation designed to restrict access to a certain type of firearm". and to me, that's not scary, that's perfectly acceptable.


 No.636460

>>636459

>legislation designed to restrict access to a certain type of firearm

that I have a right to own, and it isn't acceptable to infringe upon that right


 No.636461

>>636457

No. Just really tired.


 No.636462

>>636458

that's understandable

what isn't is muh guns

>>636460

yea and people used to have the right to own black people


 No.636463

>>636458

>seriously thinking drones are the problem


 No.636464

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>>636460

you have a right to own it now, sure

and when the AWB passes, you won't any longer

that's how laws work! fascinating, isn't it?


 No.636465

If you could explain to me in simple terms WHY I shouldn't be able to own this kind of gun, I'd like to hear it.

>>636462

its almost like owning people is bad

but owning guns is not

and restricting people from owning guns is bad, especially since historically laws restricting gun ownership applied specifically to black people


 No.636466

>>636464

>passes

is renewed, I should say


 No.636467

get rid of guns to sap sako's vitality


 No.636468

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636469

>>636447

how did you yankees end up in this position?

"why aren't you voting for hillary? do you HATE WOMEN?! ARE YOU A FUCKING SHITLORD? THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH ME!"

"cuck cuck cuck if you disagree with me you're a weakling and a coward and a SHILL. lol can't stump the trump xDDD!!! SJW KILLED MY PARENTS! I'm coincidentally just as sensitive as any tumblrina just in the opposite direction."


 No.636470

>>636465

>If you could explain to me in simple terms WHY I shouldn't be able to own this kind of gun, I'd like to hear it.

because they exist to kill people

they were literally invented to kill people

that is their purpose


 No.636471

File: 1457132294985.jpg (53.65 KB, 449x491, 449:491, marx_gun_control.jpg)


 No.636472

>>636465

>its almost like owning people is bad

but see, back then, it wasn't considered bad, it was considered okay

just like today, people consider owning guns okay, and one day, they will consider it bad

it's almost like the laws change to reflect the beliefs and morals of the people!


 No.636473

>>636469

I'm sure you have idiots on both sides of the political spectrum in Britain too.

Isn't one of your parties literally nazis? I mean I think trump was endorsed by the kkk but still.


 No.636474

>>636464

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

that shall not be infringed part is very important dude

>>636470

And? Sometimes using force is necessary.

And it isn't like you can't use it for recreation too, there are shooting competitions that use these scary black rifles all over the country, and aren't used to kill people there either


 No.636475

>>636471

so the right wing pulls out marx when it suits them

incredible


 No.636476

>>636471

ah yes

karlx marx

totally the guy we should be taking political advice from


 No.636477

Marx is such a fag


 No.636478

>trying to braid my own hair

>looking up tips because I suck at it

>"don't use a mirror just braid by touch

>bullshit, that doesn't make any fucking sense

>try it

>it's way easier

what the FUCK


 No.636479

>>636475

I did not post that.


 No.636480

>>636469

>be me

>be feminist landwhale

>See hildog running for prez

>What.webm

>im going to vote for female because die cis scum

>end up seeing america worse than ever

>Mfw

>Realize i have no face


 No.636481

I don't understand how "designed to kill people" is even an argument, considering equalization of force is the whole reason people carry deadly weapons to begin with


 No.636482

>>636474

>And it isn't like you can't use it for recreation too, there are shooting competitions that use these scary black rifles all over the country, and aren't used to kill people there either

i was gonna say that those aren't random hicks with guns but now that I think about it they probably are


 No.636483

which candidate will usher in the 101 libcuckian nights


 No.636484

>>636473

I'm not British, but yeah we've had our own Trump for like a decade now, where I'm from. His name is Geert Wilders.

But then, Geert doesn't have stormfront fans stupid enough to give him the hitler salute on camera. Can't say the same for Trump!


 No.636485

File: 1457132556417.png (701.48 KB, 848x477, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Look at this stupid dangerous hick toting his gun like he's a big bad dude


 No.636486

you dont get it, man

i can feel safe only i can go around carrying my shotgun


 No.636487

>>636484

I thought yankee was just a British thing if it's referring to all of America.


 No.636488

>>636485

how does he shoot, I'm legitimately curious


 No.636489

>>636484

W I L D E R S WIL IS W E T


 No.636490

can mentally handicapped people buy big guns in America?


 No.636491

>>636483

bernie


 No.636492

The top 0.1 percent would see their tax bills go up by more than $3 million, the report said, which would cut their after-tax incomes by almost half.

But Sanders, going where few politicians dare, would also raise taxes on middle- and low-income families, with those in the dead center of the income spectrum facing a $4,700 tax increase. That would reduce their after-tax incomes by 8.5 percent, the report said.


 No.636493

>>636474

so why can't felons buy guns, huh?

why aren't you fighting for the rights of your fellow americans, who are restricted from this oh so sacred right?

why are there background checks? why can't children buy guns?

if "restriction" = "infringement" then why are there any laws at all?


 No.636494

>>636485

>stupid, dangerous

whoa there partner do you have something you want to get off your chest? I never said anything about them being dangerous


 No.636495

>>636489

I don't know the context to this but I giggled.


 No.636496

>>636489

>wilder's willy is wet


 No.636497

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>>636488

He uses his nubs

He actually switches arms depending on what he's firing

here's a video of him shooting


 No.636498

howdy there partner

there's a snake in my boot


 No.636499

>>636495

>>636496

Its dutch and means what wilders wants is law. It sounds better in dutch.


 No.636500

sako doesn't care enough about laser guns


 No.636501

>>636493

are you down for restrictions on voting?


 No.636502

>>636481

are "assault weapons" not better at weaponing, making the whole equalization thing moot?


 No.636503

>>636493

Felons had their rights taken away by due process in a court of law for committing a felony


 No.636504

>>636502

assault weapons aren't real, that's the thing

it's a media buzzword made up in the 80s


 No.636505

>>636492

the context you're forgetting is an accompanying change in the healthcare system which would see american's healthcare premiums go down by thousands of dollars a year

and if wages go up and more people have jobs, those taxes will again be mitigated

the very article you're quoting admits that the report doesn't examine the cost-benefit analysis, just the cost


 No.636506

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636507

well, i found a car that meets all my requirements

an hour's drive away but that's a downside i can live with

dear god i hope nobody takes it before i can call up about it tomorrow

pray for me


 No.636508

>>636507

do NOT tell me what to do


 No.636509

Did we break Sponge


 No.636510

>>636501

absolutely not. voting is a far more fundamental right than owning guns.

if you're gonna mention felons i should tell you i think it's heinous that people who commit felonies can't vote.

it's a clear act of voter suppression that, coupled with the bogus war on drugs, primarily effects black men.


 No.636511

>>636508

i said pray for me

i want all of you using up your gbp with god for this


 No.636512

what also primarily effects black men is watermelon


 No.636513


 No.636514

>>636506

>>636506

Ben wepons assault


 No.636515

Assault Weapons Ben


 No.636516

>>636510

>if you're gonna mention felons i should tell you i think it's heinous that people who commit felonies can't vote.

so do I

I also think it's awful that people who commit non-violent crimes can become felons and lose their voting and 2nd amendment rights, again, because it primarily effects black men.


 No.636517

>>636515

Yes spongelord thats the meaning of AWB


 No.636518

I wonder how Wonk feels about the gun control paradise of chicago denying black applicants for concealed carry permits even though they met the requirements for it


 No.636519

no mother should have to fear for her son's life every time he robs a store #blacklivesmatter


 No.636520

#WhiteNiggersMatter

lol


 No.636521

#wiggerwednesday


 No.636522

File: 1457133592259.png (33.92 KB, 650x497, 650:497, 1413320947069.png)

>>636518

what, you think i'm somehow gonna be super down with racism just because i'm against owning guns?

whoops, you got me sako

wanna know how i feel about it? i feel that it's wrong and glaring evidence of institutionalized racism.


 No.636523

File: 1457133634272.png (22.46 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Oh what we have oekaki tool under post options?


 No.636524

>>636522

So if institutionalized racism exists how will it not have an influence in legislation that restricts gun rights


 No.636525

File: 1457133721315.png (5.22 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.636526

>>636522

i think you're a cuckold

in fact, i probably wouldn't want to own a gun if it wasn't for patsy imp niggers (like you lol) that didn't want me to own a gun


 No.636527

>>636524

it will, which is why gun rights are a white issue. because white people are terrified when anybody else owns guns, but want the right to intimidate others with them


 No.636528

didn't the NRA support a gun rights restriction law because it would take guns out of the hands of the Black Panthers? or am I making that up


 No.636529

Where is oekaki joey anon


 No.636530

literally every action ever taken was an attempt to destroy the black race


 No.636531

>>636527

This is a bad post and you should feel bad for making it

gun rights are not just a white issue

nobody is terrified at black people owning guns besides racists, which don't make up a majority of gun owners despite what your existing biases might tell you

>we want the right to intimidate others with them

this is the dumbest thing you've ever said


 No.636532

File: 1457134025802.png (6.22 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Doc scratch r34 new hd ( gone sexual )


 No.636533

>>636529

he's sleeping after i fucked him all night


 No.636534

If you honestly think the only reason someone could possibly want to own a gun is to intimidate and menace people with it you're fucking delusional, and it says more about you than it does about us.


 No.636535

Donald "I have the best words" Trump


 No.636536

back to your regularly scheduled hsg, because this conversation is over


 No.636537

>>636531

open carry is an intimidation tactic and all white people are racist until proven otherwise


 No.636538

>>636534

yes you forgot "feeling powerful"


 No.636539

>>636537

I was wrong

This is the dumbest thing you've ever said


 No.636540

>>636537

shut it racist


 No.636541

File: 1457134218346.png (8.68 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.636542

>>636537

yes and no


 No.636543

>>636537

so the black panthers were racist white people trying to intimidate the blacks?


 No.636544

>>636541

i'll take it


 No.636545

File: 1457134396922.jpg (25.82 KB, 425x282, 425:282, good stretching form.jpg)

why do people think they just get to declare themselves not-racist without any introspection or examination of their actions

>inb4 "I don't ACTIVELY and CONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE that all black people should die so it's NOT RACIST when I do racist things all the time"

>>636543

I'm singling you out because you earned it, buddy, you baited so hard


 No.636546

File: 1457134486544.jpg (100.65 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1457113833190[1].jpg)

Hey wagekeks. It's me again, your good friend, the NEET! I Sorry I haven't been able to post much lately, but I see my fellow NEETs have more than picked up the slack in that regard, so I'm sure you can't really tell I've been away at all.

Where have I been, you might ask? Why, just conducting some research. Sold my data to the government, for a nominal 200,000 dollar fee, of course, and they are very impressed. What research have I been conducting, you wonder?

I have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that wagekeks have the exact same psychological profile as literal slaves.

>B-but I get paid!

Slaves get fed.

>B-but I can leave my job any time!

Then do it. What's that? You need to get paid? Then you can't "leave your job at any time"

>B-but I like my job!

How does stockholm syndrome feel?

I know NEET's have been claiming wagekeks are like slaves for a long time, but after a number of psyche tests, brain scans, experiments, and historical research, I have now proven to a panel of scientists that Wagekeks are no different from slaves. The results, while conclusive, are still being studied. My next project will be to try and find a solution to this situation. See wagies? Don't say I never did anything for you. I'm a little stumped though. Although you clearly are identical to slaves in almost ALL respects, nobody can deny that after my research, you show no propensity for escaping your enslavement, so this next step will be tricky, but I have little intention of letting you suffer.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!


 No.636547

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhh


 No.636548

>>636546

i wish i was a slave with stocholm to be honest


 No.636549

File: 1457134548220.gif (936.07 KB, 400x312, 50:39, tumblr_mvyyuqZuxy1s2wio8o1….gif)

dun-DUN dun-DUN dun-DUN-dun-dun-DUN


 No.636550

>>636545

Because I'm not racist, I do not believe any race is superior to another and I don't think rights should only apply to a specific group of people and I don't hate any race. Why the fuck should we listen to your dumb ass about what is and isn't racist anyway.


 No.636551

>>636546

>>B-but I can leave my job any time!

>Then do it. What's that? You need to get paid? Then you can't "leave your job at any time"

That's indentured servitude, not literal slavery


 No.636552

>>636546

>wagekeks

you just copied this from 4chan didn't you


 No.636553

>>636550

because they are one of the Good White People who need to protect the smelly uneducated darkies


 No.636554

>>636552

cuck hasn't been filtered on there for months, sadly


 No.636555

>>636545

you're seeing your contradictions but refuse to face them, doublethinking coward


 No.636556

>>636550

Saltlick is Rev 1.5


 No.636557

Not being a self-hating white tripping over yourself to make up for the sins of your ancestors doesn't make you racist

acting like you speak on behalf of all the "people of colour" (like the only defining part of them is the colour of their skin" does probably make you kind of racist though


 No.636558

saying any specific race has a moral failing by default is probably racist


 No.636559

Anyway I have dishes to do and a kitchen to clean so I don't have time to argue with the pedo right now


 No.636560

I want to send saltlick a pizza again

but instead of a pizza, it's anthrax


 No.636562

jesus fuck just end it all


 No.636563

just between me and every other white person in this thread: white people's definition of racism is the literal KKK and sometimes not even then. you have to say you hate non-white people out loud or it's not racist.

everyone else is working under the assumption that you can be racist without actively thinking about it at that moment, because white people do racist shit all the time and yet almost none of them openly express a hatred of non-whites (interestingly, not that many of them speak up against white people who do!)

as a race, and specifically the race that racism benefits, can we stop insisting on our definition of racism just because it takes pressure off us to consider the consequences and motives of our actions

>>636550

I straight up don't believe you son

anyone can say they're not racist. most racists do, because the Cool Thing now is to be racist without acknowledging it

>>636558

>moral failing

this is part of the problem here: you're interpreting racism as a personality trait, rather than part and parcel with a cultural education. you're not a bad person for being racist, you're a bad person for not doing anything about it and actively opposing anything that would address racism


 No.636564

File: 1457134915399.gif (25.88 KB, 250x253, 250:253, snoop bard ayyy.gif)

fuck that

nevermind

hey everybody how's your day going


 No.636565

>>636560

see the proper thing to do is send free korans and diapers and shit from online

not pizzas and stuff


 No.636566

>>636563

tumblr's obsession with shoving black people into everything has actually made me notably more racist and it's kind of upsetting


 No.636567

>>636564

i did nothing but jerk off and watch the office all day


 No.636568

>>636565

someone sent me a bible last year


 No.636569

nig me up


 No.636570

>>636563

>i'm racist! so you must be too!

lol


 No.636571

actually a koran is probably a bad idea because then we'll have a gay muslim tranny running around


 No.636572

being a neet is kind of what i imagine doing heroin is like

i can't fucking stop


 No.636573

I wish I din but I do


 No.636574

Saltlick

you are a gigantic faggot

please leave and never come back

sincerely, everyone except wonk


 No.636575

it's okay to be a little racist tbqh

no one's gonna hate you for that


 No.636576

>>636566

>blaming your racism on other people

yikes


 No.636577

>>636575

isn't every human racist in a way?


 No.636578

>>636574

>oh no, my echo chamber contains a Dissenting Opinion


 No.636579

>>636566

>>636566

>>636566

>>636566

this, but replace tumblr with western pop culture in general


 No.636580


 No.636581

honestly if you think being at least a little racist isn't healthy, you might be a le libcuck!


 No.636582

>>636579

>>636566

but I regret nothing

1488 Black War Now Because Literally Every Other Race Is Okay In My Book Except Them


 No.636583

>>636563

i do consider genuine racism a moral failing

i think you just have a much broader, much more useless definition of racism designed to make you feel better about yourself for standing up to it


 No.636584

>>636576

i mean they get off on obsessing over anything that has a black person for the sake of having a black person in it, and never ever shutting up about how something is progressive instead of just talking about a work, and because of this I usually just think "ok why is there a black person in this", even if it makes perfect sense for there to be black people in it

like there was some video with a bunch of people from the new star wars and i know at least like, 3? I think characters from the new one are black so that makes sense but my first thought was "why is it all black people"

it's kind of fucked up tbh


 No.636585

who /conservativeatheist/ in here


 No.636586

>>636563

I don't give a shit if you don't believe I'm not racist.

I just wish you'd stop acting like such a tremendous faggot all the time.


 No.636587

File: 1457135276887.png (7.46 KB, 322x253, 14:11, fur real.png)

>>636582

are you serious tumut

for fuck's sake


 No.636588

>>636587

are you serious wonk

for fuck's sake


 No.636589

if a "moral failure" can be responsible for improving your life, it might be better to discard it's related meme "morals" entirely


 No.636590

You know what no I'm totally racist you're right saltlick, if I'm not a self hating piece of shit like you I might as well be screaming sieg heil from the fucking rooftops and lynching niggers and gassing kikes left and right


 No.636591

>>636583

what useful work does "the only racists are the racists who are tasteless about it" do

the statement "every white person is racist," taken seriously, forces white people to think about their actions wrt race, just like every other race has to


 No.636592

>>636584

>but my first thought was "why is it all black people"

this is your failing and your racism


 No.636593

since saltlick is literally mentally handicapped, that post was a joke! I just thought I'd be a kind progressive guy and point that out for the slower people here


 No.636594

>>636592

no it's a learned response from tumblr's bullshit

pretty basic conditioning actually


 No.636595

>>636585

my dad told me i was a conservative liberal

i guess i'm an athiest, but i still kind of think an "infinite" amount of "gods" "exist"


 No.636596

>>636587

sorry man, my racism is probably my biggest flaw

:o(

but thats what working in a high-crime Rust Belt city Walmart does to you


 No.636597

>>636591

but it doesn't do that, it just pisses people off and creates backlash


 No.636598

>>636590

why do you think I'm self-hating. spell this out for me, it doesn't make sense.


 No.636599

wonk angerly molesting tumut wearing a little boy mask


 No.636600

hook me up with that epic meme diversity! let me slob on that negro knob so they know i'm not racist like the rest of these white devils!


 No.636601

>>636599

he would molest me in a loving, fatherly way, thank you very much


 No.636602

>>636598

yeah you seem to think too highly of yourself than anything


 No.636603

>>636596

>but thats what working in a high-crime Rust Belt city Walmart does to you

that's not an excuse, dude, you know that.

>>636594

>no it's a learned response from tumblr's bullshit

that's not an excuse dude, you know that.

you're just admitting to doubling down on your racism in response to people celebrating blackness.


 No.636604

>>636599

>tumut wearing a little boy mask

is that what tumut gets off on?

yikes


 No.636605

>>636597

and what does being nice, non-threatening, and non-challenging about it do

if the truth makes white people mad, why is everyone else obliged to live in a fairytale land where Racism Is Over, Don't Question White People


 No.636606

>>636605

>the truth

just because you've convinced yourself you're an awful evil white devil doesn't make it true


 No.636607

*gives a shock whenever you see a black person*

*blames you for being upset about it*


 No.636608

>>636604

I'll cut you


 No.636609

barg barg


 No.636610

>>636603

It's weird actually. I was a super liberal a few years back. Hell, I avidly supported Marxian uprisings and longed for one in America!

I really don't know what changed me. Like I hang out with a few hardcore racists, but I don't think it was them. I really dunno.


 No.636611

I am the Saltlick, I speak for the blacks


 No.636612

>>636605

you can do that without telling everyone they are racist


 No.636613

>>636603

>this long-term exposure to a type of people can't possibly reasonably change their perception of that type of people

lol


 No.636614

File: 1457135794585.jpg (1.05 MB, 1920x1920, 1:1, 1456967294528.jpg)


 No.636615

>>636614

Truly the white savior the blacks all need


 No.636616

>tfw you come home to hsg for some spicy shitposts and you see this thread


 No.636617

>>636591

not tasteless, but hateful

everyone judges everyone else based upon

outward appearances to some degree, that is the human condition and is as preventable as breathing

but to hate someone based upon their race is unnatural and wrong, and is a moral failing worth trying to prevent.

telling every white person that they're automatically racist only serves to muddy the actual moral core of why racism is wrong, which is hating someone without giving them a chance as an equal human being. telling every white person that they're racist because they haven't done enough to stop it, unlike yourself of course, is all about feeling superior and a sense of accomplished moral obligation, not actually stamping out hate.


 No.636618

>>636605

saltlick, please, stop being confrontational!

it's a privilege that dissenters are allowed to live in this country, if you cause trouble, they'll be allowed to stop pretending to be nice!

>>636612

>you can get people to change, just NEVER EVER MENTION that what they're doing now is wrong

>>636613

if it does, it's not the fault of the people, it's your fault, for being weak

>>636610

>Like I hang out with a few hardcore racists, but I don't think it was them

y'know, it was probably them.


 No.636619

>>636616

you're the one who saved honky's life it's partially your fault


 No.636620

>>636616

save us XLR

tell saltlick that we are not racists


 No.636621

>>636618

what is the thing they are doing wrong


 No.636622

>>636621

Being born white


 No.636623

>>636617

"everyone is racist" is the same moral fear-mongering that christianity used to use about "original sin"

don't worry i'll tip the hat myself


 No.636624

File: 1457136040672.gif (67.58 KB, 316x358, 158:179, 1421446476916.gif)

I LOVE NEPETA!

I LOVE JOEY!

I HAVE A MODERATE DISTASTE FOR BLACK PEOPLE!


 No.636625

>>636612

"being racist is something only bad people do!" is a white invention. the 1960's American civil rights movement had white supporters. guess what? they were racist, too. they were just your knee-jerk response to someone suggesting you're racist being "how DARE you" is unhelpful and no-one else's fault.

>>636617

>unlike yourself of course

bitch when did I say I was different? I am also a racist! I'm just trying to be an anti-racist as well. whereas you won't look at the log in your eye at all.


 No.636626

>>636622

how do you get them to change that...


 No.636627

>>636625

>they were just your knee-jerk

*they were just doing something about it. your knee-jerk

fuck my ADD


 No.636628

>>636625

being born white doesn't make you racist you fucking retarded bitch

I wish you'd just go back to doing tarot readings


 No.636629

>you're automatically awful because this aspect of yourself you were born with and can't change

gee willikers, that sounds an awful lot like racism


 No.636630

Salt "I am racist" Lick


 No.636631

I have never met a black person.


 No.636632

wait no hold on i forgot sjws favorite definition for racism is prejudice+power

it's cool guys, it's not racist because they're just white people


 No.636633

Salt "The colour of your skin is your most defining feature as a person" Lick


 No.636634

hell is empty and all the devils are here


 No.636635

>>636625

>the 1960's American civil rights movement had white supporters. guess what? they were racist, too.

Nah dude, those were the LEAST racist whiteys ever. Like back in that era you could get your ass beat for being a "niggerlover" and lose your job/get evicted/etc

I know we disagree on a lot of things, but I think you're being too hard in this single instance


 No.636636

File: 1457136203357.png (1.47 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.636637

>>636631

Afro-americans must be great

i'm stuck with immigrants fresh from the boat :(


 No.636638

File: 1457136243224.png (1.64 MB, 2000x1000, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

this is how saltlick sees people that disagree with her


 No.636639

>>636628

you literally are framing my argument as having something to do with biology. I'm not saying racism is a genetic trait, dumbass, I'm saying it's taught to everyone. the generally-agreed-upon semantics are that racist beliefs must be paired with racial power to be considered racism. therefore if everyone is taught racist beliefs and all white people have racial power...

>>636635

telling someone they're racist isn't a personal attack? it's a suggestion that maybe they should consider and change their behavior


 No.636640

saltlick is so racist they can't imagine somebody not being racist


 No.636641

>>636639

>telling someone they're racist isn't a personal attack?

ok hold for a second

it literally is though

it could be true, but it's still a personal attack


 No.636642

>>636639

>change their behavior

WHAT BEHAVIOR DO THEY HAVE TO CHANGE

you have not ONCE mentioned this


 No.636643

>>636639

what behavior


 No.636644

>if you disagree with this narrative, then you're an even worse racist!

oh, these libcucks...


 No.636645

File: 1457136363403.gif (132.92 KB, 419x249, 419:249, bennis.gif)


 No.636646

>>636639

You are so fucking obnoxious just shut the fuck up


 No.636647

Also I've met some actual Africans (a couple Nigerians, a guy from Mali, and some Senegalese motherfucker) and they were all wonderful people

just wanted to put that out there


 No.636648

File: 1457136388248.png (842.72 KB, 700x980, 5:7, 1412913947980.png)

wait, saltlick was the person who did tarot card readings back in the day?


 No.636649

>>636595

>infinite amounts of gods

what


 No.636650

>>636648

spacebar just used to post about fantrolls too


 No.636651

kill all friptags


 No.636652

>>636642

>>636643

oh, good, we're finally here

hiring (and firing) discrimination, paying racial minorities less, housing discrimination, racist jokes (which have the effect, intended or not, of intimidating racial minorities), supporting the literal murder of black people by the police, arguing that you can't criticize the police for murdering black people...


 No.636653

I miss Angel

I wonder what became of her


 No.636654

>>636649

sounds like japanese house shintoism, or whatever the proper name for that is


 No.636655

saltlick and spongelord are long lost brothers


 No.636656

>>636655

sponge is saltlick's evil twin

later, it's revealed that saltlick was the evil one after all


 No.636657

>>636653

she was asking for someone to commission her yesterday so she could buy some game on steam


 No.636658

>>636647

there were these 2 pretty recently moved from africa african siblings in my middle school and like

they were weird but pretty well liked

the girl was quiet and i never interacted with her but the boy was really kind and funny

i think that it is a problem with black american culture, most of all

lack of real role models + "gangsta" culture + shaming success + poverty = mup dip do didda knock out game f@m lyk muh dik


 No.636659

>>636652

Right, I forgot that part where every white person in the world does these things

Just shut the fuck up man


 No.636660

>>636648

only since we moved to 8chan.

>>636652

... opposing any and all attempts to address racism, smearing civil rights leaders in the present while misrepresenting pas civil rights leaders as passive moderates, voting for Trump, supporting the war on drugs which is widely known to be racially driven, over-convicting and over-sentencing racial minorities in the courtroom, spreading racist shit about "some SLAVEOWNERS were nice to their ENSLAVED LABORERS," giving racial minorities shitty stereotyped roles and bitching when they get nice parts...


 No.636661

>>636652

now that we whiteys know how to fix our act, what is to be done about racism in the black community


 No.636662

>>636653

>>636653

she drew the cover for a comic book about lady bugs

nice stuff


 No.636663

>>636656

but everyone saw it coming from a mile away


 No.636664

>>636652

>>636660

and if one does none of those things are they not racist?


 No.636665

File: 1457136706675.jpg (60.88 KB, 600x389, 600:389, laughing kurds.jpg)

>voting for Trump


 No.636666

>>636649

think about it. what would constitute a god? would they be confined to just this universe? given that they're definitely an alien, and that this universe is infinite, i could see an infinite amount. and from that perspective, what would one of those "gods" perceive as a god?

either way, i don't think anything like that would be worthy of worship. not yet, at least


 No.636667

>>636662

really? oh wow, Angel's movin' on up in the world

good for her, her success makes me feel....happy, I guess?


 No.636668

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

look at this silly self hating black with internalized racism supporting donald trump


 No.636669

>>636625

"trying to be an anti-racist" is what i'm talking about here.

telling all white people that they're innately racist isn't going to change anyone's mind.

people who are genuinely racists aren't going to care because they think their hatred of other race(s) is founded in fact.

the only people who would care would be people who already recognize racism is wrong. so whoop de fucking doo. all you're accomplishing is making people feel guilty for being born as a certain race, which you convince yourself counts as being anti-racist and therefore alleviates some of the same guilt you just inflicted upon others.

your ideas are divisive and self-serving and will never lead to an end of the true evil that makes racism morally wrong. it'll just lead to everyone who isn't evil walking on eggshells around the subject of race.


 No.636670

>>636658

>"black culture!"

>... but never black poverty, unless black poverty is black people's fault, never decaying neighborhoods that cities refuse to maintain, never trumped-up drug charges...

^this shit, for instance

>>636664

it's not exactly an all-inclusive list son

and no, you don't get to at any point declare yourself done-it's-over-I'm-not-racist-anymore. you have to continue being a good person and shaping up your fucking act


 No.636671

>>636670

No, sorry, I'm just not racist buddy


 No.636672

>>636670

he literally said poverty


 No.636673

>>636669

>I'm telling people to feel guilty

who! gives! a! shit! about! white! guilt! white guilt is LITERALLY a distraction. no-one wants white people to feel bad about ourselves unless we've done bad shit. you feel bad? maybe you should DO LESS BAD SHIT


 No.636674

>>636666

>and that this universe is infinite, i could see an infinite amount

doesn't that imply multiple universes though


 No.636675

>>636670

>Everyone is racist because they're white

>Ok like what

>list of mostly explicitly racist things

>Ok I don't do that

>No you're still racist

also learn to read salt he literally said poverty in the same sentence


 No.636676

File: 1457136890749.gif (35.09 KB, 325x225, 13:9, 1391749171153.gif)

>>636650

no, i'm wondering specifically, because if she is

that's cool

the tarot reading i had her do came magnificently true

well it ended in tears

but still, the prediction totally came true and that's so cool!

>>636660

oh

that may not have been you, then

when did we move here?


 No.636677

this is some original sin shit


 No.636678


 No.636679

I think it's funny that saltlick, a white, is acting like they speak for what black people want


 No.636680

>>636657

Stardew? it's like 15 bucks on steam

is she poor?


 No.636681

>>636668

that was pretty funny actually


 No.636682

>>636674

yeah, definitely! even if they aren't infinite, an infinite amount of universes (and/or dimensions, i guess?) would work the same way. in that they could potentially contain beings divine in comparison to us


 No.636683

maybe if someone who is ACTUALLY black tells me I did something racist, I'll listen, but if you're a white person telling me I'm being racist by being white, you can go suck a dick


 No.636684

and not a nice dick either, a herpes infected dick with tons of awful smelly dickcheese


 No.636685

>>636679

thats modern leftism in a nutshell


 No.636686

going off of that I always think it's funny that people say "White people can't say what's racist! Only black people can!" and then black people say it's not racist and they just ignore that and say "Well they don't speak for all black people so I'm still right!"


 No.636687

>>636679

lol they always do this

they're like the le negro lorax! they speak for the le blacks!


 No.636688

>new nuclear throne world record run

>7-1 on Loop 5, 14940 kills, 2 hour run

christ


 No.636689

File: 1457137296150.png (683.31 KB, 874x700, 437:350, 1401176312079.png)

what's your ideal date

nah, not even ideal date, but like, just, "a date you would like to go on right now"

i want to go to the movies and make funny comments back and forth

and then get ice cream

and hang out on top of a parking garage, smoke cigarettes

>>636688

>surviving in nuclear throne for 2 hours

HAH

i suck so badly, christ


 No.636690

>>636689

i want to suck dick and have them aggressively cum down my throat and maybe insult me for being a submissive freak


 No.636691

>>636689

I wanna take a cute girl shooting and then we can get a big greasy burg at the local diner and hang out at the park


 No.636692

great I've got a boner again


 No.636693

>>636673

you literally said all white people are racist

multiple times

do you really not understand why someone who believes you when you say that, someone who recognizes racism is bad and wants to be good, might feel guilty about themselves despite doing nothing?

my point is that your definition of "anti-racist" is really just "make myself feel less guilty about racism". and in doing so you're only making people who aren't even really racist in a sense that matters feel more divided and scared of treating race like the unimportant aesthetic we should ultimately be working towards making it.


 No.636694

damn saltlick! back at it again with the white guilt!


 No.636695

i hate fags


 No.636696

File: 1457137611226.png (251.09 KB, 750x750, 1:1, tumblr_o3ffvkox1t1tnl1c1o4….png)

>>636690

sounds like a great fucking time, friend

>>636691

the burg, a classic


 No.636697

>>636689

we'd go see a meme movie at the theater, and then we'd walk over to the frozen yogurt place on the square. we'd go back to my place and maybe smoke weed and she'd hold me for at least half an hour while i cried about how i fucked up my whole epic future


 No.636698

i hate trannies


 No.636699

man my local diner is great

they have good potato wedges and it's decked out in americana

I wish I could go there more often


 No.636700

>>636697

> while i cried about how i fucked up my whole epic future

spongelord, man, how you doin'

that doesn't sound good


 No.636701

So apparently people are mad I said anita didn't matter and focused on me not suing wesley.

But I am legitimately looking at legal action.

too bad, so sad, grow up etc.


 No.636702

>>636701

grow up


 No.636703

>>636701

i probably wasn't paying attention to whatever you were arguing about but yea speed up the suing


 No.636704

>>636700

i'm epic!

i'm just in a rut. i need to get a job, and i need to go back to school at some point. also the girl i love is dead lol. thank you for your meme concern i appreciate the meme sentiment 🐈


 No.636705

👢


 No.636706

meme sentiment.....?? sentimeme...


 No.636707

>>636546

See the thing about being a shut in neet is, that it will slowly drive you insane.

Human beings need other human beings in contact with one another, especially in the young adult years of 18-25, or perhaps older depending. Anyways, you're basically subjecting yourself to self imposed solitary confinement. The longer you are in this state, the more the isolation begins to eat away at your sanity, until you become forever trapped and unable to escape this position if you ever even wanted to.

Don't do that to yourself.


 No.636708

>>636701

vee, seriously, stop posting here if you're serious about legal action

>>636704

i hope you know it's not just meme concern, i'm serious. i hope things get better.


 No.636709

in summation:

nigger


 No.636710

>>636707

I've lived with my friend for several months and most of the time I would prefer we didn't.

Or at least we had a separate room. I hate having people near me when I do things even if I'm just like shitposting or something.


 No.636711

File: 1457138200845.png (514.13 KB, 540x720, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

trust me

being a shut in sucks and it will depress you


 No.636712

actually it's been like 2ish years by now I think


 No.636713

>>636707

>being a neet means you literally never interact with anyone

kek


 No.636714

>>636708

I don't know why I can't post here if I want to sue wesley on the grounds of revenge porn. I mean, the case is fucking clear. I got screen shots, I have a whoooole lot of posts here.

Like me posting here does what against the evidence of the suit itself? It's shooting fish in a barrel. Not really anything when it's this clear. I don't even want to talk about it but it keeps getting brought up.


 No.636715

>>636708

oh, jeez, thanks, i think. aren't you supposed to hate me? have i not been planting the epic seeds of hate in you?


 No.636716

>>636707

counterpoint: other people can fucking go fuck themselves i hate them


 No.636717

>>636713

The bare minimum isn't good for you either. I mean, it's better than nothing, but the internet is not a good source of friends usually. You shouldn't trust most people on the internet.

>>636710

See, I know the feeling. Everyone wants some personal space. But, personal space and being alone in a house for months on end are two different things.


 No.636718

Since when is HSG racismG


 No.636719

>>636718

whenever it upsets saltlick


 No.636720

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is kind of funny


 No.636721

>>636716

If you want to be alone for months you don't just hate other people, you hate your body and mind.


 No.636722

>corrosive damage totally fucks the grineer

>it kind of does fuck-all against the other enemy types

i don't like this


 No.636723

>>636711

different people want different things

some people like solitude


 No.636724

aw yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

it's the officially the weekend and my dad is frying fish tonight B)))

brb gonna go get fat


 No.636725

>>636721

why would someone choose to be alone with little else except for their own body and mind if their sense of disdain wasnt for everyone around them


 No.636726

>>636714

Have you talked to a lawyer?

I just don't think it'll look good for you if you're trying to bring suit against this guy but you're still "hanging out with him" so to speak

i know, i know, that's not what you're doing, but i'm worried it'll hurt your credibility.

it's not that i don't want you posting here, it's just that i really hope the best for you and your suit against him, that's all.

>>636715

i don't want to be friends with you, and i seriously don't appreciate your constant antagonization of me, and i'm not sure what purpose it serves for you.

but saltlick mentioned that some of your snaps were worrying, so yeah, i worried about you, i know you're not always doing as well as your epic shitposts would lead us to believe, and in fact i'm almost certain that you shitpost because you feel like shit.

but no, whatever personal feelings i have, you're part of the broth, same as me, and i know what it's like to go through a rough time.


 No.636727

File: 1457138682366.jpg (30.44 KB, 250x333, 250:333, image.jpg)

>when dad makes the eggplant


 No.636728

File: 1457138692717.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.636729

got a procedure coming up this year that i have a 1% chance of dying from

like i know there's probably higher chance than that driving on the highway but i'm still very scared

it's weird to consider just going to sleep in a hospital bed and never waking up, or even worse waking up and being told it's gone wrong and you've only got a day to sit there and come to terms with death


 No.636730

>>636727

Oh man sponge do you eat fried eggplant.

Fried eggplant is the fucking best.


 No.636731

>when your mom is making fajitas


 No.636732

File: 1457138727097.jpg (6.31 KB, 228x255, 76:85, smug anime face.jpg)

>this le thread


 No.636733

Nobody likes solitude forever just like nobody wants to be around the same people around them forever.

There's a healthy balance. Even if it's a long time alone for someone, you gotta break it up with people. If you don't depression and anxiety will definitely eat away at you, and your mind usually wonders to all the mistakes you've ever made and how terrible you are, you begin to despise yourself, other people, time loses meaning.

I am saying this as a person who hates most of you, I still do not want most of you to suffer for prolonged time.


 No.636734

cletus made me racist


 No.636735

I suffer constantly lol


 No.636736

>>636724

loopy you wondered if I was posting. Here I am B)


 No.636737


 No.636738

what habbened to dot


 No.636739

>>636736

fuck off


 No.636740

someone post vfan's nudes, i need to relax.


 No.636741

>>636735

same

every day is working a pointless job, aimless goals, and self hatred

i've accepted the fact that if i do end up kicking the bucket, the people around me would get over their grief and eventually forget me, which is a little comforting


 No.636742

>>636738

anal cancer


 No.636743

>>636738

she's right there >>636724


 No.636744

>>636730

yes!!! oh my god it's so fucking good. especially with the right bread crumbs.

>>636726

you can't sleaze your way out of this, James. i'm epic! i'm epic, and it is written very clearly all over these threads. as for my snaps? they're epic! obviously saltlick isn't cultured enough for my performance art. i shitpost to hone my epic edge, and to entertain these epic & unepic masses.

you should welcome me as your epic antagonist.


 No.636745

File: 1457139110893.jpg (1.03 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 1456822559238.jpg)

life is awful


 No.636746

>>636744

i was gonna call this a "thinly veiled cry for help" but that would require a veil

i hope you feel better, sponge


 No.636747

File: 1457139320560.jpg (84.75 KB, 666x988, 333:494, ap.jpg)

>>636739

>>636740

"Fuck off "and "I'm going to humiliate you and fuck with you because I don't like you and I'm a baby" actually means "communicate only in pictures of Aubrey Plaza"


 No.636748

I'm an epic mass


 No.636749

File: 1457139385806.jpg (83.93 KB, 960x831, 320:277, image.jpg)


 No.636750

File: 1457139389620.jpg (911.3 KB, 1752x1752, 1:1, Downy_Woodpecker01.jpg)

if I can't become a veterinarian im probably just going to kill myself


 No.636751

File: 1457139422694.jpg (35.78 KB, 550x413, 550:413, apt.jpg)


 No.636752

File: 1457139454153.png (1.01 MB, 873x1165, 873:1165, 1456896322701.png)

>wake up

>see this in your bed

>what do


 No.636753

File: 1457139459025.jpg (74.47 KB, 498x467, 498:467, 1425444998458.jpg)


 No.636754

i don't care for this meme


 No.636755

>>636748

you are! you're epic!

>>636746

thanks i hope your little goyim boy comes in the mail soon lol


 No.636756

>>636752

hide my little sister


 No.636757

if both sako and wes kill themselves we've hit jackpot


 No.636758

>>636752

get the bat


 No.636759

File: 1457139592762.jpg (118.98 KB, 600x600, 1:1, you'll always have homestu….jpg)

there are a lot of sad and lonely people in hsg

i hope things get better, i hope you find help where you can, i'm sorry you feel this way

but hey

you'll always have homestuck general


 No.636760

>>636752

call the police and get him arrested for breaking and entering


 No.636761

File: 1457139593244.jpg (46.39 KB, 500x335, 100:67, preen.jpg)


 No.636762

File: 1457139630956.jpg (58.59 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1744048.jpg)

>>636752

Give him a hug and say it's gonna be alright fam


 No.636763

>>636752

get saved by moody hopefully


 No.636764

File: 1457139663418.jpg (18.09 KB, 208x161, 208:161, Boniface_VI.jpg)


 No.636765

>>636763

but then how do you deal with moody's psychosis


 No.636766

File: 1457139692891.png (219.68 KB, 564x400, 141:100, 1456193960700.png)


 No.636767

>>636762

what else is she in that's worth watching


 No.636768

>>636752

Instantly melt like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark


 No.636770

unepic


 No.636771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.636772

>>636765

considering wonk being in my bed is a clear indication that i'm about 10 years old in this scenario, i probably couldn't. moody would probably accost with me to fulfill the weird longing to be a mother he so desperately wanted in spite of himself.


 No.636773

>>636772

>moody finally gets the child they've always wanted but couldn't have because of their barren vagina

heart warming


 No.636774

she cucc me


 No.636775

me bored


 No.636776

she snib me

she dres me

she show me


 No.636777

the flight of the numale


 No.636778

me vored


 No.636779

File: 1457140075699.jpg (169.98 KB, 633x849, 211:283, 20B7D5DA00000578.jpg)

>>636767

The To Do List is a good movie, but it's probably not anyone here's thing.

Safety Not Guaranteed was really really good, you'd probably like it. She's pretty good in most thing she's in, but she's also chose some real shit films to be in occasionally.


 No.636780

>>636777

Was it 8chan fucking up with you repeatedly posting assault weapon ben or was it just an epic posting manuever


 No.636781

>>636779

I hate this bitch! I want Žižek!


 No.636782

Numale, noun, someone on the internet who freaks about feminism destroying our families


 No.636783

>tfw you will never get le vored by a qt


 No.636784

nothing that has barren vagina involved can ever warm my heart


 No.636785

File: 1457140171233.gif (23.14 KB, 650x450, 13:9, give them the D.gif)

>>636779

>this pic

woah

she's so attractive


 No.636786

i miss caliborn


 No.636787

Remember when hussie made a deviantart as caliborn


 No.636788

I miss hussie's barely comforting lies


 No.636789

>>636785

amazing how i scrolled past the thumbnail thinking she looked too young to be posing like that and the second i think "i bet wonk's getting off to this" this post catches my eye


 No.636790

File: 1457140386646.png (164.34 KB, 833x499, 833:499, 1435275058107.png)

>>636786

y'know who'd vore you

calliope


 No.636791

File: 1457140413382-0.jpg (107.32 KB, 569x417, 569:417, o-AUBREY-PLAZA-COSMO-570.jpg)

File: 1457140413387-1.jpg (24.03 KB, 800x228, 200:57, cropped-zizek-wedding-phot….jpg)

>>636781

Why not both?


 No.636792

i miss when hussie only lived 5 miles up his own ass


 No.636793

>>636789

Dude she's fucking 31 calm down


 No.636794

>>636793

how bout you calm down. like i said, i only scrolled past the thumbnail. i guess it's the hat that made her look like a kid to me.


 No.636795

>>636794

or the lack of tits right anon

or should I say... australia...


 No.636796

File: 1457140632228.jpg (104.93 KB, 972x972, 1:1, 17 - KZFYkWs.jpg)

>>636789

wow

you're a total moron


 No.636797

ruh roh raggy!


 No.636798

>>636789

dude she looks nothing like a kid

those aren't child proportions

you're trying to add fuel to the fire but you're smothering it you fucking fiend


 No.636799

File: 1457140710244.jpg (556.17 KB, 1185x1688, 1185:1688, apache.jpg)


 No.636800


 No.636801

>>636798

she looks just like a kiddo on a scroll-past with her flipped hat

accept this already


 No.636802

File: 1457140803519.png (346.63 KB, 648x431, 648:431, 4tg.png)

>>636797

Most women don't have the tits you like. you should not focus on tits immediately when looking at someone


 No.636803

>>636801

No she doesn't


 No.636810

>>636803

yes she does.

and i already said "accept it" so...


 No.636821

>>636321

As an American, should I be afraid or proud that I kind of understand this?




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