No.636769
i'm just gonna post here
it's nice
No.636805
big tiddy
small tiddy
love tiddy
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>>636816
This but unironically
No.636818
>>636769
apparently this movie is incredibly good
despite the massive "furry" attention
No.636819
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This looks really stressful I don't know if I could ever do this
No.636820
>tfw you realize it's all your fault that you're alone and you don't want to inflict yourself on anyone
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>>636820
is this what cooties is like?
No.636823
>>636820
it's all about inflicting yourself on other people! you and me, anon, we're like a plague!
No.636824
i have arrived at the parents, and the fish is very delish
>>636736
oh hey who is this
was this vfam?
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No.636829
i'm havin shrimp stir fry tonight
yay
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No.636831
i chopped up our leftover brisket, slathered some bbq sauce into the mix, then put it between two buns.
fuck you.
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No.636833
I literally want a black girl to just sit on my face and never get up
No.636834
I adore The Human League.
No.636835
>8 fucking hour speedrun
for
what
purpose
No.636837
If I see anyone with a pokemon GO thing i will snatch that shit and stomp the fuck out of it.
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>>636835
theres a 330~ hour speedrun
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>>636832
idk
who cares
it's cute art
>>636837
what, woah, hold on, pkmn GO is the next step in human social interaction
and it brings us one step closer to real life pokemon
No.636841
>>636835
That sounds like the correct time for a final fantasy 12 speedrun
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>>636837
>a pokemon GO thing
a phone? you'll fuck with anybody with a phone? lol
No.636843
>>636839
how does that even work
do they let the runner save and come back to it later and just pretend it's not segmented?
No.636844
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>you will never be in the 80's and date a cute nazi hunter and have fun beating up neonazis with baseball bats and clubs
:(
No.636845
that direct was so mediocre kirby is the only constant in this world
No.636846
>>636840honestly wonk i don't really know what it would be like to meet you in real life, probably just awkward.
No.636847
>>636844
what kind of fantasy is this
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>>636846
shit shit, this wasn't supposed to happen
No.636851
>>636848
this it's only good for funny autist moments
No.636852
>>636843
no the game keeps running he doesnt stop it
he just idles in it
you need to age an item to turn it into another item
No.636853
>>636847
the fantasy where you get to beat neonazis into a pulpy coma with baseball bats and clubs but it's a cute boy in leather? It's a good fantasy.
No.636854
>>636839
it's segmented or naw?
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>>636848
I agree with this epic feel
No.636856
>>636850
Is your sceptile still alive? If so, that's two I named that are alive.
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>>636852
that's actually a funny concept, but not actually funny to do more than once.
after that it's kinda iffy.
No.636858
>>636839
>an item takes 2 weeks to change into another item
>which is the only way to unlock that item and like 6 songs in the soundtest
>that's why a 100% of the game takes 345 hours
holy shit Baten Kaitos players are hardcore
>>636846
of course it would be awkward
we're weirdos from the internet
i hope i never meet a single one of you in real life
No.636859
>>636856
he's still trucking
No.636860
I haven't eaten real food for like a month maybe? The last time I went grocery shopping was a month ago.
Since then I house sitted for my parents a little, and I've just been subsisting off of the remnants I have here and the cafeteria money they give you
No.636862
>>636845
MH Generations too
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>>636858
okay would you honor duel me?
we fight no holds barred until one of us taps to establish common respect.
No.636864
>>636859
I told you dude
Grass type great
REV IS BATTING 100
No.636866
>>636862
No Star Fox Zero
Never liked slog hunter
No.636867
JOOOOOHNNYYYYYYY TEEEEEEEEST
JOOOOOHNNYYYYYYY TEEEEEEEEST
THIS IS THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED JOHNNY TEST
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>>636860
that's not healthy anon
are you okay?
>>636853
>it's a cute boy in leather?
a damn good fantasy
beating the shit out of nazis together is just icing on the delicious leatherboy cake
>>636863
nnnnngggghhhhh proooooobably not?
i don't like fighting that much
except when i'm super fucking wasted+high, and i don't see that happening ever again
No.636870
>>636852
jesus christ
is really there no faster way to beat the game then to spend like two entire weeks idling in it
like every other strategy to victory just takes longer than two fucking weeks, for real
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>>636867
You mean "annoying boy turned hot supermodel futa named Johnny test"
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>>636869
wtf bro you're sober?
not too mirthful for a clown, are you?
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>>636869
Cities in Dust is my favorite song.
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>>636872
i'm surprised this video hasn't been taken down by youtube's auto claim system
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>>636870
nope, its not even for winning
it's for 100% run, its a useless item
No.636881
>>636879
The show got canceled didn't it
No.636883
>>636882
if it's 22 minutes long that's an average of 8 a minute
No.636884
>>636876
it's one of my all time favorite fics.
but yeah it's a great song
>>636875
yeah, i'm sober now
kinda mirthed myself into a bad place, you know how it goes
i'm now more about the all natural, non-substance-enhanced mirth
No.636885
>>636883
>every 30 seconds there is a whip crack
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No.636887
>when you club the fascist just right
👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌
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>>636883
>22 minutes
each johnny test episode is 11 minutes iirc
No.636889
wait vfan was that you fantasizing about leatherclad nazi huntin boys?
see this is why you need to wear a name
so i know when we share good opinions
>>636886
i went through some serious shit, man, it's for the best
i'm a better poster when i'm sober, too
No.636890
id join an antifa league if i didn't have to pretend I was a leftist
No.636891
>>636888
And hot supermodel futa Johnny got like two minutes of screentime
No.636892
when will people understand we need a leader that isn't human
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>>636889
wonk if you can't tell it's me I don't know what to tell you. If I put on a name I get banned, but if I stay anon I don't get banned. I do not know the logic behind this, but please bare with me and figure it out. I'm not that hard to find in the crowd here.
No.636894
when trump is president will vfan get thrown out of a helicopter
No.636895
>>636889
i'm glad your happy dude.
sorry for all that stuff, it was really immature of me.
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>>636888
Then that's fucking 16 a minute
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>>636894
How does it feel Uruguay is superior in every way to Chile roxykitten poster
No.636898
>>636890
why
antifa is pretty much codeword for anti-everything right of stalin
No.636899
>>636898
i dont like nazis
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>>636898
Anything that beats the fuck out of neonazis and skin heads until their noses and jaws are broken is doing something right, ideology doesn't matter in this case.
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>>636889
so it was you and vfan who were the two votes against trump on the strawpoll, huh
No.636903
these times will be remembered as a living nightmare when we're post-scarcity
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>>636902
I never voted in any straw poll here, in at least a month and a half I think
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>>636896
>there's one whipcrack every four seconds
No.636906
I'm going back upstairs to start a new skyrim game
Decide my race and whether I focus on magic, stealth, or combat
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>>636893
that's pretty shitt dude
and i do not understand it
you'd think grant would force you to be filterable like i assume he still wants for me
our glorious leader is a strange one.
i'll work on it, i guess i just have a bias against all anons and simply assume i don't like them
>>636895
thanks man
no worries, i get it, you probably didn't know
>>636902
probably? i dunno, which strawpoll?
>>636903
i can't wait. well, i'll be dead. but i have high hopes.
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>>636903
The worst part is we're living probably in the best standard of living on average for the world in history probably
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>>636907
no i did know, i thought it was really fucking hilarious at the time.
i should have stood up tho, how did you make it out?
No.636910
>>636900
nazi in this case being anything even vaguely opposing leftists
if you're against some shit like illegal immigration then you're literally benito mussolini
No.636911
>>636905
actually there's like three in a second from a character waving their arms wildly and then a brief whipcrackless period
No.636912
Don't skinheads and antifa realize they're both gay LARPers
No.636913
>>636910
If you're in the street and you're a neonazi sympathizer and you're being vocal about it and rioting you should consider shutting the fuck up before someone beats your face in.
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>>636914
Goofball is not an option.
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>>636916
make it an option
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>>636909
oh. well, i'm sure lots of people did.
i mean, the note i wrote was cringeworthy as hell, seriously
at least i have the excuse that i was high as fucking hell
it's okay, i got found, when i blacked out i started texting people so they were able to find me, it's kinda a long story that i don't really want to get into if no one really cares
No.636920
i bet a dude who has a swastika tatted on this tthight near his scrote.
he smelled like garbage.
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vfan could not beat up anyone, even some fat white dude
No.636925
craaaaaaaaaaaaaawling iiiiiiin my skiiiiiiiiiin
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>>636923
Well. I've done it in the past all you have to do is carry mace and not play fair and focus on eyes, throat, genitals with your car keys between your fingers
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>>636923
vfan is a fat white dude
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>>636913
who's gonna stop me? you?
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>>636925
Tank Girl is better than most of the media you consume.
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>>636926
car keys between your fingers
this is a shit tier tactic that only shows up in leftard fantasies
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>>636930
I actually like tank girl and jamie hewlett's stuff
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>>636933
oh no
he's so cute
No.636936
speaking of
PHASE 4 FUCKING WHEN ALBARN
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>>636935
you did not do this, twiggy
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>>636932
My man. You haven't even been in a cat fight. Step aside.
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>>636935
all results of your epic battles I'm sure
No.636941
solving ideological disputes with violence is pathetic and emblematic of the very same mentality you're trying to fight
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>>636926
literally why would you waste time (enough to be dead twenty times over) putting car keys between your fingers so you can be bad bitch ms. wolverine with super-dull claws instead of just drawing a pocket knife
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>>636941
le epic horseshoe
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>>636941
>expecting lefties to understand they're hypocritical
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>>636942
Because I'm not going to stab someone and car keys between your fingers is convenient when you're punching someone's throat.
>>636938
And?
>>636940
Who said anything about me singularly beating up all fascists? I don't get it where's the logic in this.
No.636947
>>636944
what did he mean by this
No.636948
>>636946
a gentle breeze would snap your bones
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>>636945
they know they're hypocritical, they just demand non violence from their opponents so they lay down their weapons
they'd never actually disavow force themselves
in other words: they're crybullies
No.636950
>>636945
Fascism, ideologically, is the most hypocritical form of governance founded on false principles long discredited. Anyone who supports it supports violence towards whatever convenient scapegoat there is not realizing they themselves are the problem.
It would be better to beat them in then listen to their moaning and protesting all the time, where they beat up innocent people.
So the difference is, nobody here is beating up innocent people. Fascists, neonazis, are never innocent.
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>>636950
you are less intimidating than a toddler
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>>636948
You probably have Wesley arms. I could kick you in your tiny little coin purse and you'd cry.
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>>636946
>not going to stab someone
>car keys between your fingers is convenient when you're punching someone's throat
literally the same thing my dude
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>>636951
Are you done being offended at the fact neonazis get their skulls beat in. Don't shoot the messenger.
No.636956
>looting is bad >:(((
lol sure
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>>636947
le horsehoe effect
goggle it...
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>>636953
No it's not. A knife is designed and serrated to cut into things. Car keys are fairly dull. Sharp enough to cut, but not enough to insert. This isn't a horror movie, flesh is still resilient and you can't just break into it like it's paper.
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>>636941
>beating up literal actual nazis makes you just as bad as them
lol
No.636960
>parents are fighting again
>cant go down and get a fajita
damn
No.636961
violence isn't the answer except when it's against the people I dislike...
kek...
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>>636952
that would be like getting poked softly with a cotton swab, i don't see much force in your stick legs
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>>636960
yes you can, just walk down and grab that shit
in fact, throw something at one of em and flip them off
No.636964
I found my junior usa shooting team patch from when I was little
I miss when everything was still fun
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>>636960
do it then eat it slowly while staring directly at them
No.636966
>>636959
it isn't doing anything to discredit the neonazis in question, honestly
No.636968
>>636961
Who said violence isn't the answer? When confronting an ideology composed entirely of planned violence towards which ever convenient scapegoat, you must beat them into submission in turn.
You don't fight a violent ideology with flowers, you beat them with bats.
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>>636962
hahahahaha stop being so offended
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>>636968
Good vfan now apply this to muslims and we can be friends
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>>636950
commies are never innocent either
so go ahead and do your worst, so you can get trayvoned
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>>636962
hahahahaha stop being so offended
No.636974
Free speech is nice because it lets us publicly shame and ridicule those who hold fascist beliefs
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No.636976
serious question
why do you clowns keep replying to vfan
No.636977
>>636976
what the fuck else am i going to do
No.636978
>>636972
In most cases fascist protesters getting beat up do not carry guns or weaponry, allowing them to be easily bloodied.
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>>636967
(Note): me in the epic tyrian purple
No.636980
*sighs and dreams of a beautiful egalitarian post-scarcity future built on the broken faces of neo-nazis and scum*
>>636966
as if you need anything to discredit them except "they're nazis"
seriously
No.636981
>>636978
Yeah because all this shit happens in fagtarded Europe
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>>636977
talk about literally anything else
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No.636987
I'm at fucking Elite Four levels at the fifth gym leader, this hack is gonna kill me
I'm pretty confident that nobody is gonna die, provided that he doesn't have any one shoters
wish me fellow memers
No.636988
car key-chan probably thinks they look like this irl
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>>636986
even this fat loser would beat you up
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The Nazi SS belt buckle gun
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>>636987
where the hell is the lileep you cheeky cunt
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>>636989
>>636992
Oh so this is you
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>>636983
child molesters are
>>636988
man i forgot that everyone in XIII is so pretty
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>>636980
>a beautiful egalitarian post-scarcity future
not pictured: food lines, gulags, genocide mass graves and secret police
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>>636994
no that's a numale
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No.637000
>theyre throwing shit now
help
>>636994
vfan i am not a nazi
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>>636998
Oh, so this is you
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>>637000
like literal shit?
No.637003
i know you hate me but im not a nazi
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When ya looking at bloodied neonazis and you get a lil wet
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>>637009
i don't want to hear about your piss fetish
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>>636997
look up "post-scarcity"
idiot
>>637009
nice
No.637014
I keep coming up with these cool names for pokémon but then I forget them a couple of hours later before I can suggest them
god damn
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>>637013
do you love stalin like vfan
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>>637017
vfan got her piss fetish from vris
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>>637018
Exploud looks more like Rev than Rev
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>>637018
good thing rev has soundproof
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>>637013
"post scarcity" is just a buzzword advocates of unworkable economic systems throw around to make it seem like they could work
in reality people in socialist countries are fucking eating dirt and rocks to survive
but of course you think "its gunna be like star trek an sheeit"
No.637023
>>637016
But how could I resist......
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>>637022
Post Scarcity isn't a marxist concept you absolute buffoon baboon..
No.637025
>pokemon designs will never be as good as gen 3 ever again
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>>637021
this fucked me up a little
No.637028
>>637024
nevertheless marxists are using it to delude themselves
No.637029
>>637025
its a penis with a cockring studded by smaller, floppier penises
No.637030
>>637019
>>637011
You do know getting wet from arousal isn't actually pee right. It's natural lubricant. There are many fluids carried within the organ you know as the vagina.
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>>637029
I'll never understand why with all the colors that exist they had to use pink for the phallic objects
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>>637029
No it's a crinoid it looks alien and dangerous
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>>637028
The idea that you right now, aren't blinded and deluded by rhetoric fighting for some sort of truth on hsg is very funny.
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>>637030
>I'm fucking autistic and can't comprehend jokes bluh bluh
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>>637033
The idea that you right now, aren't blinded and deluded by rhetoric fighting for some sort of truth on hsg is very funny.
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No.637037
post-scarcity is a real thing we're headed for and will be an excellent argument for communism when we get close to achieving it
libbycucks like to pretend it's a good argument for now though because they're fucktarded. silly libbies.
No.637038
>>637034
Get better jokes then and don't treat your jokes seriously. Like, it doesn't make much sense in context
No.637039
cletus wants to fuck rapidash
No.637040
>>637038
1. I didn't make the joke
2. it does, you're just retarded
No.637042
tbh im just going to start reading every post ending or starting with the words 'bluh bluh' in a stereotypical transylvanian accent
No.637043
>>637035
I'm not fighting for truth, I'm just annoying you because neonazis are as easily offended as social justice warriors. But it's funnier to offend the far right because they're reactions are far more ridiculous and you get to see the American zoon politikon for what it actually is. Which is really, a web of lies you're tangled in.
I just like pointing out some things, showing some things. It's not hard to irritate the far right. It's fun actually.
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>>637039
No that would burn :x
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>>637037
why not post scarcity capitalism
wouldn't that be even better
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>>637040
1. I don't care.
2. Ok so I joked I got wet looking at neo nazis getting beat. You said something about piss? Like, idk, it just doesn't work for me, wasn't that funny.
No.637048
>>637044
No ethical consumption in late capitalism ;0
No.637051
the overdose can't come soon enough
No.637052
>>637050
Couldn't dodge ur crit wtf
No.637053
>>637046
scarcity is the basis of capitalism
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>>637004
i forgot this pokemon existed
gen 5 had too many pokemon and the game was too short to show off all of them properly
No.637057
=STOP IT FUCKING STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH==
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>>637057
how could you fail youre trump card, bro.......
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>>637056
I hope you replied to the wrong post... lileep is gen 3...
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>>637064
he's probably talking about sawsbuck
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>>637057
it took trump being at near-death and that faggot being at full power to stump him i dunno if this counts
No.637069
>>637068
trump was almost at full health
i'm so sorry anon
No.637070
>sawsbuck beats trump
what does it mean
No.637071
Sawsbuck is fucking lamer than Stantler
No.637072
>>637071
at least it doesn't have an ass tumor
No.637073
wait i seriously thought that was some kind of modded fan-pokemon
is "sawsbuck" real
No.637074
>>637071
it's more plain but also less ugly
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No.637078
i actually kinda remember deerling huh
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>>637064
I was talking about sawsbuck
gen 3 is best gen
No.637081
>>637073
that was actually my first thought too
gen 5 did not handle their pokemon well
No.637082
>>637079
this is some retarded hair
No.637083
what's with all these hoennbabies
No.637084
>>637081
Gen 5 had like really mostly good pokemon
And it added 150
Gen 6?
Eh....
No.637086
>>636826
hey! how have you been?
long time no see
No.637087
Gen IV objective best though
I love my lost Empoleon
What a godlike typing
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No.637089
The Fall is a very underrated album
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>>637086
stop enabling her faggot
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>>637084
yea they "added 150" bit is where they fucked up
they added too many pokemon and they didn't show them in the actual game
like I don't think I ever even saw a golurk until I saw fanart of it
I literally forgot sawsbuck existed, and probably others
like, vanilluxe isn't the best design for a pokemon but you know it
No.637094
>>637086
Apathetic, um, I'm not as severely depressed. I'm in I don't give a shit mode at this point about everything here.
It's mostly been the daily routine, I've been alright. Life is swell enough.
No.637095
Johto > Kanto > Hoenn > Unova (B2W2) > Sinnoh > Kalos > Unova (BW)
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>>637093
Just play BW2... I never played the first B and W
>>637095
Sinnoh>Unova>Hoenn Johto>Kanto>Kalos
No.637098
i'm hyped they're telling the Zoldiers to go eat a dick and are moving on to the next gen
the only time pokemon is playable is when you avoid all spoilers and go in blind with a lot of new pokes
No.637100
>Posters-shirts and underpants began springing up everywhere, including one especially made for the Clause 28 march against Margaret Thatcher's legislation. Clause 28 stated that a local authority "shall not intentionally promote homosexuality or publish material with the intention of promoting homosexuality" or "promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship." Deadline publisher Tom Astor said, "In London, there are even weekly lesbian gatherings called 'Tank Girl nights.'"
>"In London, there are even weekly lesbian gatherings called 'Tank Girl nights.'"
Why didn't I grow up in the 80's.......
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>>637098
sounds like a casual to me...
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>>637098
This
I want some mystery and good designs again dammit
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>>637101
people who play pokemon competitively must be killed
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>>637097
I never played BW2.
Not out of like any conscious effort I just never bothered.
>>637098
Apparently they promoted the delta episode? I never heard of it till I saw it. Flying into space on a rayquaza to fight deoxys was killer
No.637105
speaking of awful gen 5 pokemon
nameroonie
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i heard there's some new thing where ash fuses with his pokemon or something
if that makes it into one of the games i'll take miyamoto the fuck down for good
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>>637105
It's a Drill Dozer reference....
And a callback to the magnemite line...
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>>637108
what is it with the fucking hate for this idea
it sounds pretty neat
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>>637088
>>637090
>>637091
>>637092
see attached pic B)))
>>637094
that's good, same here
working full-time is killing me, but its the weekend so i have ~48 hours to forget about work and post funny pictures on the world wide web
i might actually do some drawing, i've been putting some art off for a while now
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>>637108
Miyamoto has like very little to do with le pocketmonsters
No.637114
>>637109
it's fucking shit is what it is
magnemite line wasn't even that impressive until Magnezone became a thing
No.637115
>>637110
die DIE fuCKING DIE!!!
>>637113
he has the power to stop this
and his life fucking depends on it
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>>637110
digifag...
>>637114
I will agree that Magnezone is godly but fuck you the other 2 are cool too
It's not like Vanillite because Clink and Magnemite are robotic
No.637121
>>637111
*sees bby chili*
*puts on chili outfit*
No.637122
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I had always assumed this meme was from a song but I never bothered looking it up.
I think it's a pretty decent song.
No.637123
>>637121
you're the other chilean anon?
it's surprises you put this much effort into shitposting
No.637124
the whole point of pokemon is training them for battles and bonding with them, awesome magic battle pets
the trainer physically fighting by fusing with their pokemon is the dumbest shit and WILL be stopped, one way or another.......
No.637125
tank girl is cute
do you think she'd beat me up
in a sexual way
No.637126
>>637125
I wish she would beat you to death
No.637127
>>637121
this is a zesty history meme
No.637128
can i fuse with my gardevoir
No.637129
>>637128
you become a gardevoir (male)
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>>637123
wait, there's two chilean anons
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>>637115
he didn't stop sticker star or color splash (matter of fact the story goes he scrapped the project intelligent systems had been working on to make sticker star) what makes you think he'll stop pokemerging
No.637136
>>637133
>gardevoir
>human feet
Get the FUCK out
No.637137
>>637134
I hardly post here anymore, but yeah I think, that or just someone really like shitposting with pinochet related stuff
No.637138
>>637133
Hypno was literally a pedomon I think he makes children disappear iirc
>>637134
How the fuck is Homestuck popular in Chile
are you a qt quechua btw or nah
No.637140
>>637133
>hypno porn
>human feet
awful
No.637141
>>637137
to be fair i just do it to trigger vfan
she really really really really really really hates pinochet for some reason
No.637142
how do i walk into a thread
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>>637141
you're not from chile then?
welp
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>>637139
i gagged a little tbh
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>>637144
no and i've said this multiple times
she still refuses to believe it though
No.637149
>>637148
jeez wesley, settle down
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>>637139
this image is forever burnt into my mind
thanks asshole
No.637152
i actually watched the new paper mario trailer
it's literally sticker star 2, with the same bullshit item system for basic attacks and not a single character in sight
there's a paint can with eyes though, that could hypothetically be something
At least there's kirby, MHX, and bravely second
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oh also pokken looks cool
No.637155
>>637152
is paper mario doomed
No.637156
>>637155
Mario and Luigi have always been better tbh
>>637154
>>637152
>Star Fox Zero is probably going to be the best one since 64 and nobody cares
No.637157
>>637152
haha no it won't be something that's gonna be kersti 2 and you know it
look at all those samey fucking toads too, you and i both know that's gonna be paper jam's toad rescue missions
>>637155
probably, sticker star sold like dogshit and paper jam was actively dragged down by sticker star's influence
ALL feedback to color splash i've seen so far has been severely negative
No.637158
>>637155
yes
someone remove shigeru from the premises
>>637157
oh man I actually blanked that out of my memory because holy shit fuck that. you're right it's just going to be the crown thing
yea it's literally sticker star 2. i might pirate it to see if it's somehow worse than sticker star
No.637159
>>637157
>probably, sticker star sold like dogshit
Sticker Star sold like 2.5 million
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At least we still have Paper Joey!
No.637161
I'm getting a little sick of grinding only to have them die later tbh
No.637162
fuck looking these up to see if they're legitimate
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>>637162
I mean it makes sense
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>>637162
>super paper mario sold the best
wew
No.637165
>>637162
super paper mario a best
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>>637162
>sticker star sold more than the first two games
fucking what
No.637167
>>637163
The 3ds sold like hotcakes so I'm assuming it's just because of that.
>>637164
SPM was still pretty good though, even though they got rid of partners as characters
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*sighs*
the purest love...
No.637170
>>637159
christ you're right, i could've sworn i read reports it was WAY lower than that
must've muddied it up with it being one of the few bargain-bin nintendo games alongside other m, my bad nigga. seems like there's still a very definite point where people realized it was garbage and stopped buying it outright given the bargain bin thing though
No.637171
>>637167
That's what I'm saying
That's why Super had the most sales it was on the Wii
No.637172
>>637162
does this consider eshop sales?
i remember a fucking lot of people getting the sticker star and the rest of the games with that club nintendo coins exploit
No.637173
>>637169
fat people can't love anything but food
No.637174
>>637172
It couldn't been that much people exploiting it, right?
No.637175
>>637174
the thing went on for like a month ir remember right
No.637176
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>>637173
are you implying that amethyst wants to eat pearl
cuz that's kinda what i was implying too, yknowwhatimean
No.637177
>>637172
not sure if the freebie claim-code ones count as sales honestly
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>>637178
no...
not vore...
you idiot...
No.637180
are we gonna have to wait 30 years for "this is almost literally ttyd" like star wars did
No.637181
gonna go get some muhfuggin cheesecake
the kind with chocolate chips on it
i already ate the strawberry one
someone stole the cherry one
No.637182
Episode 7 was more like a corporate reboot and TTYD is overrated
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>>637182
how many times do we have to go over this
something being overrated doesn't make it bad
No.637185
>>637182
>TTYD is overrated
No.637186
Look guys they fixed delver!
No.637187
>>637182
nah son ttyd is almost literal perfection
No.637189
hotwheels pls let me post
No.637191
>>637182
also the whole parallel was shigeru is fucking up the thing he made so a coporate reboot would actually be better than the stuff he had a hand on
like with the prequels
No.637193
>>637188
poor huss
paying his own employees to shill
No.637194
>>637191
shigeru miyamoto has made 2 bad descisions in his entire life
Wii Music and Sticker Star
No.637195
man
some day, we'll all be old people who get the far-away look of one who's seen tough times, and tell children about when the huss was still good
then just sort of trail off and offer them hard candies when they ask what happened after that
No.637197
>>637188
do you think he had a gun to his head as he wrote this
No.637198
>>637194
i think i actually bought wii music when it came out, or it was a gift or something
it wasn't like a great game or anything but it was a silly music toy to fuck around with, which is pretty much what it was supposed to be
sticker star is just shitting on one 3 of the best games they've made
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the purest love
also, i for one am still just as excited for hiveswap as i've always been
i just wish i had been around when the kickstarter was up
No.637203
>>637200
yea, which is good, because delver of secrets totally isn't one of the most overpowered creatures in the game
and a blue creature at that
when the fuck is rosewater going to die, maybe the rest of the team will stop sucking blue's cock then
I mean they might not but it's our best bet probably
No.637204
we should post pearl porn here more frequently
No.637206
>>637201
How so
>>637202
God why are you such a cuck
You actually like davepetasprite and you're sad you didn't have the oppurtunity to waste money on hiveshit?
No.637208
is it the same person making the wagecuck posts
No.637209
Oh hello, wagecuck. On your way home from work? I see. Hard day? What do you do for a living again, wagecuck? You glue mattresses together? That sounds like tough work, I feel bad for you wagecuck.
What am I doing, you ask? Oh, wagecuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I am a NEET, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Wagecuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened NEET's boredom.
Be careful where you step by the way, wagecuck, this *is* a homicide scene.
It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it wagecuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals-
> this is a feel you will never know...
Wagie, you spend all day toiling, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about working hard but at the end of the day you are rotting your brain on repetitive tasks, all for the almighty shekel. Unlike this NEET, who /solvescrimes/.
And before you tell me that being a detective is a job: this is my hobby. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened NEETness allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.
In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a wagie like you, distraught from /overwork/. He just wanted to be /aqua/ like me. Mr. Shekels worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.
That's right, wagecuck. It's not a murder after all. The wagie cops over there won't figure it out for a while. They're hopeless. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains.
The NEET, however, feels nothing.
Except for comfort, that is.
Oh anon, there's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a NEET like me. Why?
It's elementary, my dear wagecuck...
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>>637206
>God why are you such a cuck
god why are you such an actual no joke cousinfucker
also don't diss my literal angel enby datemate
No.637212
>>637211
>enby
>datemate
kill yourself you insufferable cuck
No.637213
>>637211
do you go out of your way to sound stupid
No.637214
i want to be a neet again
No.637215
>>637209
you aren't even trying any more
No.637216
remember the really, really bad vitigilo davepeta that looked like a reptilian
No.637217
>>637215
whys dave all cletus-looking (nigger)
No.637218
>>637212
;o)
>>637213
nah, i'm just a natural~
No.637219
>>637217
Dave's a nigger, didn't you know.
If you say otherwise you're racist.
No.637220
Rapist Cat Rose is the better sprite^2.
No.637221
>>637218
like say they're non-binary if you want, from the little I remember about them that's probably close enough, but enby just looks so horrendously stupid
No.637222
where do i find awful davepeta porn
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>>637221
it's just a cute little nickname for "non-binary" man
don't get your knickers in a twist lol
No.637224
i wish wonk had killed himself
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>>637215
What's wrong, wagecuck? Mad that your off days are too short? Oh wagecuck, you should really just quit your job and stop working for Mr. Shecklestein and join me in NEETness.
No.637226
>>637224
me too
>>637223
I'm not even that upset over it specifically it's just dumb.
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>>637221
almost seems like a slur imo
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>>637227
i like this one better
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>>637230
if you look closely, you can see the "son" dog is kinda worried
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>>637161
please nickname my scyther
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>>637141
>she really really really really really really hates pinochet for some reason
There's only so much sympathy I can have for a dictator who watched his political prisoners in jail for no other reason than supporting a democratically elected president, get fucked by dogs on his orders.
Like once you force bestiality on your political prisoners for your own entertainment, you have clearly gone wrong.
No.637240
I want to hug Shkreli
he did nothing wrong except for buy that wu tang album
No.637241
>>637238
this is hollow given your feelings on other dictators
No.637242
Pinochet is universally reviled for a reason. He silently assasinated world famous poets, he jailed the country's academics on grounds that they disagreed with him, threw them out of helicopters, watched them get fucked by dogs.
Like dude, my man. That's not a good person.
No.637245
>>637240
>shkreli
>did nothing wrong
wew lad
No.637246
I feel like I should pronounce myself on the pinochet stuff, but i don't really fucking care
No.637247
>>637244
he has a really punchable face
No.637248
>>637245
>fucking corporations is bad now
what exactly did he do wrong???
create a generic market for a drug?
provide it for free to people who can't afford it?
fuck over insurance companies?
the only thing he did wrong was buy that wu tang album
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>>637242
>>637238
yo vee
they weren't defending pinochet
they were literally just talking about how easy it is to trigger a "vfan rant" by bringing him up
and et voila
No.637251
>>637241
I hate the state in general, that doesn't mean I can't analyze the hypocrisy between the two states. The Soviet Union was filled with terrible shit for the longest time, and still after that. But, to say America is this bright beacon of freedom given it's past feelings, it's criticisms of the CCCP are hollow.
I hate both. Pointing out how or why something happened because you are uneducated on the subject is not support of the USSR, no matter how sexy stalin is.
No.637252
>>637250
Oh I know. I find this entertaining.
No.637253
>making profit at the expense of big insurance companies is bad now
I don't get this meme
No.637254
>>637251
do you think we are as forgetful as you
No.637255
>>637248
>create a generic market for a drug?
>provide it for free to people who can't afford it?
you know we're talking about the guy who copyrighted and charged an exorbitant amount of money for aids mediation right
i mean this is probably some weird bait but still
No.637256
>>637255
>copyrighted
He didn't do that actually
> Shkreli claimed that despite the price increase, patient co-pays would actually be lower; that many patients would get the drug at no cost; that Turing has expanded its free drug program; and that it sold half of its drugs for one dollar.
No.637258
>copywriting a drug
>that the patent for expired in the 1950s
haha nigga what
No.637259
>>637243
until?????????????????????
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>>637254
I had family in there, and I'm Russian so of course I'm going to be biased towards its history and struggles. That's a given. Do I support the USSR blindly? No, but I am an apologist for Russia's history and its revolution. It's just sad it ended the way it did and destroyed the reputation of an entire political philosophy that's now basically silenced throughout the world.
My relationship with the USSR is conflicted.
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No.637264
If your actions make medication needed for people suffering from an incurable auto immune disease too expensive for them to buy, you're kind of a scum bag
No.637265
>>637262
No I'm Vfan. The other (sort of) Russian
No.637266
but what are we gonna do for my birthday hsg
No.637267
>>637264
>I only listen to what I read on twitter
does he have to rent a big sign at times square to get it through your skull that it will be free for people who can't afford it
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>>637266
let's stream something, you choose the movie
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>>637264
i think this is just the weird "bad people dindu nuffin" meme like with zimmerman and the supreme gentleman
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>>637270
But you can't flim flam the zim zam
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>>637252
but come on, they literally baited you into this to make fun of you
i know this is the pot calling the kettle black, a little bit, but come on
rise above them
>>637248
>create a generic market for a drug
are you kidding me
he saw it as a fast track to making a billion dollars at the expense of patients who are dying
he's not "stickin it to the man" he is the Man, he's just as fucking bad
i'm not gonna prioritize sticking it to corporations over the well being of dying people
and sure he said he'd give it away, but did he?
>>637253
why would anyone support a single person making a profit at the expense of sick people
just cuz he's "not a corporation"
>>637267
don't fucking pretend like he's doing it because he's a good person
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>>637273
why are you so fucking dense
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>>637273
can you stop posting awful tumblr images to your posts just so that they'll be more noticeable
No.637276
how do people forget what these characters look like
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>>637268
Eh, Mao is interesting. I don't admire the states communists created, but I do admire the rich history behind them. Being chased throughout China, having people you knew killed. It definitely warped Mao's perspective on things having to wander the wastelands and forests and deserts of China always knowing that at any time he could be ambushed and killed.
And eventually when he got in power he proved to be an incompetent idealist that created an authoritarian state out of fear of western intervention and "party unity".
The thing about the revolutions that occurred in the 20th century is that the ideals that founded their motivations were good, the logic is sound, and there's no reason it couldn't work. But they didn't understand how to handle the people they promised paradise to, and it ended up being hell.
This isn't a story unique to far away lands. America throughout its history has been responsible for so much mass murder. The answer is to be skeptical of all systems of power and the promises they give you, because chances are their promises are either lies or misbeliefs. Whether it be China, Russia, America, Europe, anywhere.
No.637278
I have barely any sympathy for people who get AIDS today in first world countries
How do you do that aside from bugchasing
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>>637276
I only see a black transwoman
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>>637275
it mostly makes me just not read them
No.637282
>>637274
dunno lol
>>637275
hmm
but you noticed it didn't you?
;o)
No.637283
>>637273
But what if I like talking about society and history. They bait me for rants and I enjoy making them. It's shit posting equilibrium don't fuck with it.
No.637284
>>637278
i hope you get aids
No.637285
like vfan, you aren't supposed to be proud about your country being the global enemy and controlling other countries for a while, that's kind of a bad thing
i mean sure the us has done some similar shit but no one's proud of it
No.637286
g'night all
i will dream of jackboots crushing antifa throats
:o)
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>>637278
holy shit you insufferable piece of human garbage
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>>637261
>>637263
keep on with the updates then so i can wish you a happy birthday in 39 days mufugga
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>>637278
People not knowing they have it mostly
also aids isn't even that big of a deal anymore
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>>637286
>crushing antifa throats
>being against antifa
wow
alrighty then
that's some stupid bullshit
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>>637278
Unprotected sex? Some people have unprotected sex sometimes and one person doesn't know they contracted HIV. It's a fairly simple phenomenon of viral transmission and disastrous miscommunication.
Saying people deserve to be infected with all times of viruses while their immune system deteriorates is fucked up. I hope one day you won't be a psychopath.
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>>637284
>>637288
Answer the h*cking question.....
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>>637276
this is a series with fans that very regularly pretends dave and bro are albinic despite going out in broad sunlight on more than one occasion which would leave them a char-broiled mess if they really had no skin-pigmentation
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>>637295
There's an albino guy that I see around campus sometimes.
I think they can go outside dude.
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>>637294
Man these guys were right all along, I just never cared before.. vfan's awful but you're awful in your own regards too
No.637298
>>637295
b...but my precious trans* albino black strider headcanons....
next you'll tell me john doesn't identify as a filipino grandmother and uses male pronouns!
No.637299
Unless you can't afford a condom you should not be getting HIV in America today
How are people that dumb
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>>637294
people answered the question, moron
>>637292
>>637290
the thing is, you don't contract AIDS, you contract HIV
so if you don't show the symptoms of AIDS and you don't get tested regularly you could be transmitting HIV
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>>637285
I never said I'm proud of the USSR. I said I'm conflicted about its history. It's beginnings were as historic as the American Revolution. But I'm not proud of what it was, but I am proud of the people who lived within it.
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>>637301
Le cripples epic crippled site posted my reply late
No.637304
Cletus everything you say is pretty stupid-pretending-it's-smart
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>>637296
from what i've read on human albinos they need to cover up like a mofo to prevent extended contact with even indirect sunlight, though i remember bits and bobs of special clothes being developed for total sun-blocking (which may not have gone anywhere)
but there again it depends on the severity of albinism too since the hamstunk strider interpretation (and the one i've read most about) is full-on NO pigmentation, white hair, white skin and clear-red/pink eyes along with wobbly heads and crossed eyes and shit
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>>637305
see, what that guy needs to do is hang out with his crippled cousin until she confides in him that she feels like no one will ever love her because of her disability
and then he has free reign to fuck her, guilt free, because she "wanted it"
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>>637305
See the thing about this image, is that most girls don't think this way. I don't know how this came about, but it's weird. It puts us on this pedestal of being a trophy to be earned, that we're more social and higher up the ladder who just want to fuck muscular jocks.
But I can assure you, most women do not think this way. People who do are what you would call shallow.
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>>637306
every time I've seen him he wears normal clothes outside during normal day hours
and I live in Louisiana
he's got stark-white hair, real pale skin, and pink eyes
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>>637307
Kek that's not how it went at all >>637308
>taking girl advice from girls
Just be........ urself ;^)
No.637312
>thread quality drops whenever politics is mentioned
mmmm
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>>637305
i wonder why it's mostly dudes who do the whole weird possessive obsession over someone who has no interest in you thing
i mean at least from the people i've known it's been mostly guys. i wonder if it's something hormonal or just cultural and tends to occur in a lot of cultures coincidentally.
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>>637298
>albino black strider
man albino black people look janky as fuck, go look up pictures
>>637310
maybe he's a daredevil :^)
but i should probably do more reading on this anyways just to freshen my memory if anything
No.637315
>>637311
I never said "just be urself" most women are interested in people who are interesting just like men are (hopefully I think but it's a bit of a stretch to assume) interested in women who are just interesting.
I mean it's not this complicated. Attraction can't be pinned down to a bullshit reddit comic made by a high school student probably.
No.637317
Guys, i think i'm in love with /s4s/-tan. she's like the girlfriend i've always wanted, she looks so happy and sweet. there's nothing more i want to do than to cuddle her and let her tell me how much i really matter to her. i feel like i want to play with her all day, go on dinner dates and sleep together, anything to make her happy.
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>>637313
It's biology
Males are inherently less valuable because sperm is plentiful and eggs are not
If men had wombs and women had dicks all the school shooters would be chicks
No.637319
what people fail to understand is that when people have diverse headcanons for characters, or draw them in non-canon-compliant ways, they're doing it because those groups, usually people like themselves, don't get much actual media representation
so they think to themselves, hey wouldn't it be cool if this character who i like, looked like me, or was like me, or had the same disability i do
and they were still the same awesome character
it's fantasy
it's not about canon, it's not about "well it doesn't make sense because [character] said [thing]"
it's about fantasying about seeing people in media who look different than they usually do
because most casts of characters are all skinny, white, perfectly abled people
and to some, that's boring, and they wish it was different
and when i see people shitting on 'diversity" all i can think is, "why do you hate when people enjoy themselves? why is 'canon-compliance' more important than someone enjoying themselves when they make art?"
i dunno
maybe i'm just a dumb clown who doesn't know what he's talking about
No.637320
>>637317
>/s4s/
>not [s4s]
you disgrace her
No.637321
No.637322
>>637319
>maybe i'm just a dumb clown who doesn't know what he's talking about
bingo
No.637323
>>637315
>women are interested in people who are interesting just like men are
Did you read the comic
No.637324
No.637325
>>637323
I read it once years ago and laughed because what the fuck, it's just so weird.
You don't get out much, so you don't know about us. Just like whoever made that comic.
No.637326
>>637325
i think it's an edit of the 'original' comic? I don't know I didn't actually bother to read it, I just know there's been a few edits of it
No.637327
No.637328
>>637319
Okay but why does the chink have blue eyes and the currynigger have green eyes
You wanna know why? Because aside from that and their clothing they're unrecognizable
Why not just make original characters at this point
No.637329
>>637319
>maybe i'm just a dumb clown who doesn't know what he's talking about
at last you understand
No.637330
>>637318
but people don't walk around thinking in terms of sperm to egg ratio, they just find someone they like and want to be with.
it's just weird to me that all the friends who i've ever seen crying over unrequited love have been dudes. i knew one guy who posted daily facebook pictures about girls always picking the wrong guys for like two years straight because some girl he talked to like 10 times total maybe rejected him. it's bizarre.
No.637331
No.637332
>>637331
yes cletus it is
she's said this like, 5 times in the past half hour
No.637333
>>637328
>thinking eye color is as cut and dry as that
jesus man i knew you were a retarded rapist cousinfucker but you're pretty dumb, huh?
>>637330
it's a cultural thing
guys are taught to be entitled, especially entitled to women
No.637334
>>637305
See the thing about this image, is that I'm not going to read any of that shit
No.637335
>>637330
>but people don't walk around thinking about sperm to egg ratio
Duh it's subconscious. Say there are two people in a car wreck and you can only save one- a little boy or a little girl
The majority of people will save the little girl
Women are also hypergamous- if the male isn't more socially valuable than the female than thst relationship will end with a breakup or cheating
No.637336
>>637333
>jesus man i knew you were a retarded rapist cousinfucker but you're pretty dumb, huh?
this is pretty spicy for you wonk, i thought you usually didn't play up the namecalling because of the pedophilia
No.637337
>>637319
Lol why do you assume people don't glean this as a primary fact
I just think it almost always looks hilarious
No.637338
also isn't that urbance
wasn't that the "what if straight people were gay" or something
No.637339
>>637333
> retarded rapist cousinfucker
ironic coming from the pedo
No.637340
>>637328
>Why not just make original characters at this point
because that doesn't get those epic reblogs
No.637341
>>637319
i don't care about these people. i care about me and a comic i once enjoyed before they became the target audience
No.637342
also also: I do not condone the use of the word spicy
No.637343
if cletus is a rapist, wonk is very easily a pedophile
lol
No.637344
>need to farm 40 more ducats
fuck that
i'm gonna play zelda
No.637345
>>637333
>>thinking eye color is as cut and dry as that
Asians don't have blue eyes. That is cut and dry
>>637338
Did that ever come out it looked cool
No.637346
>>637335
Bitch you don't know a single thing about psychology.
Putting it in these concrete terms is useless because guess what! While people are mostly the same in thought process, attraction is the one thing that differs wildly among people.
None of this is genetic get out with this Evo Psych horse shit
No.637347
>>637345
who has purple eyes
No.637348
why do i even go here anymore, it's just constant vfan/wonk power hour about politics or some other controversial thing
No.637349
is cletus a sociopath
probably
also probably not a very good one
No.637350
>>637346
I'm not talking about physical attraction I'm talking about psychological and social dynamics
Think about it. A 5/10 girl gets way more sex than a 5/10 guy
No.637351
>>637348
sometimes i make the epic posts lol and the'yre really epci
No.637352
>>637339
>>637336
>>637343
i usually don't namecall, you're right
but calling me a pedo is a meme, calling him a cousinfucker is a goddamn fact
No.637353
>>637348
please don't leave, that'll just make it worse
wonk should leave eventually and vfan has fucked off in the past before
No.637354
>>637352
I was more referring to the "rapist" part.
No.637355
>>637350
Genes are not magically connected to our minds. While we are driven by genes to reproduce, it falls to the mind to make it happen. And the mine isn't a robotic entity that just does whatever it's designed to do, so to speak. It's a complicated mesh of an ocean of neurons and electricity and fluid controlling the chemical interactions of the body.
Your "observations" connecting them with your rant about genes, is pretty funny. Because everything you're saying is horse shit.
No.637356
>>637352
The first stage: denial
No.637357
also "retarded" but who cares about using that word outside of hardcore sjws
No.637358
>>637356
nah wonk is better than you
No.637359
>>637353
>vfan has fucked off in the past before
she's gonna be here forever until we all stop replying to her, which is impossible for people to do.
No.637360
>>637355
I'm not talking about one time causal sex here in talking about relationships
Do you really want a man who's equal to you in every way?
No.637361
everybody knows LIB'S. CUCKED.
No.637362
>>637359
she left for like two weeks once
No.637363
>>637360
Relationships are not a fucking genetic phenomenon they are a cultural one you fucking dunce and a half
No.637364
>>637358
i prefer sociopath cletus over tumblrpedo wonk
No.637366
>>637362
and then she came back
No.637367
>>637359
I left for a month and a half. But you're right. Something sinister inside me drives me here to annoy people. It's a habit.
No.637368
>>637366
maybe she'll leave once she sues wes
No.637369
No.637370
>>637364
Thanks for your opinion, I appreciate it, but I disagree. Someone willing to argue for hours about how he was perfectly within his rights to think the world was flat and NASA was a myth is not someone I want around.
No.637371
>>637354
eh, i'll admit, it was a bit of a stretch
but how he talks about their relationship seems pretty weird to me
maybe calling him a rapist is harsh
but i don't know a succinct way to say "one who coerces a person into a sexual relationship based on desperation"
>>637356
i've done this song and dance dozens of times, no amount of memeing is going to convince me i have a brain disorder
well, that particular brain disorder lol
but you, we all know the truth, you know the truth: you're a cousinfucker, and you have no regard for her feelings
No.637372
can check
(chateau ste michelle riesling 2014)
No.637373
>>637371
The word you're looking for is abuser. Cletus is an abuser.
No.637374
>>637371
>pedophilia is a brain disorder
wow wonk I'm shocked I can't believe you're so problematic
No.637375
>>637363
Answer the questions vfan. What people want in a life partner is certainly related to human instincts
No.637377
sociopath cletus is just a lot more laid back than tumblrpedo wonk
i am getting major tension readings from mr. dambro
No.637378
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did we
did we forget what month it is
>>637373
there we go
jeez that wasn't so hard
he's a cousinfucking abuser
>>637374
your memes are weak, friend
No.637379
>>637372
That reminds me, there's a guy whose last name is pronounced "dub cek" and he was czech
history class was entertaining that day
No.637380
No.637381
*beats up sexfriend*
Grrrrr.....
No.637382
>>637379
delete this post and try again in a few posts
No.637383
>>637381
i mean you probably don't have a healthy relationship with cousin but that doesn't really matter
No.637384
Honestly the worst part of cousinfuckers cousin fucking isn't that she's his cousin, it's that she's only got one leg.
No.637385
No.637386
>>637375
In order for this argument to work you're going to have to flesh out what you mean by "human instincts" because that's a rather large fucking term employed in arguments by people who know jack fucking shit about how the brain works and throw "IT'S INSTINCT" at things that they don't know of fully.
So first in order for me to answer your question you're going to have to explain what instinct is and to what degree it has effects on the mind as it develops.
And the answer is you can't because it's practically fucking impossible.
You can only use human instinct in general terms because the fact of the matter is we don't know what human instinct is, and where the mind begins and genetics stop. It's an ongoing debate but it's not one you're fully aware of so stop talking like you know shit when you're basically educated in PopSci
No.637387
>>637384
i fail to see the issue with fucking a cousin
why do people treat incest as this almighty sin
just let people do what they want tbh
No.637388
>>637383
Is it healthy for me? Prolly not. It's not abusive though for either party
>>637384
Ableism uwu
No.637389
>>637385
because you didn't get dubs
like these >>637388
No.637390
>>637377
because i am upset
i feel indignant when people call me names and imply things about my character that aren't true
cletus doesn't get upset when people call him names or tell him that what he does is bad, because he doesn't care
or he knows, and thinks it's okay
No.637391
No.637392
Cletus doesn't even know what emotional abuse is lol
No.637393
>>637387
that was my point
my issue isn't that she's his cousin, it's the one leg business and posting her 270 degrees of pussy that rubs me wrong
No.637394
does anybody else think chamomile tea is kind of like a really watered-down weed
No.637395
>>637386
Human babies are scared of spiders instinctually but not bears
Why is that? Because evolutionarily it would make sense. Mama Australopithecus sets baby down to pick fruit. Baby sees dark skittering thing on ground and screams to be picked up
A bear, which is more dangerous, has a learned fear reaction instead of instinctual since it's not a common thing for babies to encounter
No.637396
>>637390
>i feel indignant when people call me names and imply things about my character that aren't true
>cletus doesn't get upset when people call him names or tell him that what he does is bad, because he doesn't care
No wonk see, this is a simple thing called "not being a thin-skinned idiot". Most people who use the internet have this trait or quickly aquire it.
No.637397
>>637390
hsg might not be the place for you then dude
i mean, i'm not telling you to leave, i think we need as many people here as possible. i need that, at least
i revel in hsg's attention, negative or positive
No.637398
>>637395
>Human babies are scared of spiders instinctually but not bears
And how does this correlate with what you said earlier. Congragulations you figured out that living things fear things.
The term "instinct" here, can mean what you don't really want it to mean. And it has no relationship with your previous point.
You cannot just say "Babies fear things!" into "Humans are robots driven by magic gene instincts in their every behavior" because that's not how it works. You can't just compare the two and hope that it sticks that's so ridiculous.
I'm not going to read the rest of the post because you started off with a joke.
No.637399
>>637393
So you're morally opposed because we don't have the same kinks
Like bruh....
No.637402
>>637399
Did you read the post
No.637404
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>>637396
>>637397
listen
i know, okay
i'm way too paranoid and worried about what people think of me to go to /hsg/
i fucking know, we established this literal years ago
but i mean can you really blame me
"pedo" isn't an insult as easily brushed off as "retard" or "sociopath"
>>637401
cute
No.637405
>>637398
>You cannot just say "Babies fear things!" into "Humans are robots driven by magic gene instincts in their every behavior
That's not what I said and if you actually read my fairly short post I explain one example between learned and instinctual behavior
No.637406
imagine fighting an incredibly buff pedo retard sociopath
what would the bgm be
No.637407
>>637404
i think you're in denial
shotafics, wonk?
No.637408
>>637402
You said you disapproved because she has one leg
Like who even cares
No.637409
>>637405
It's not what you said but it's the basis of your argument you're just too stupid to think further about anything at all.
You are not educated in the brain, everything you're saying is beyond horse shit. Like, what you're saying is false so stop trying.
No.637410
>>637408
Did you read the post?
No.637411
No.637412
>>637404
>but i mean can you really blame me
>"pedo" isn't an insult as easily brushed off as "retard" or "sociopath"
yea, it is
they're exactly the same caliber, not entirely but in part because this is some dumb forum
saying "I'm going to kill you" and "I hate you" mean the exact same thing
No.637413
>>637411
>posting her 270 degrees of pussy that rubs me wrong
>posting her 270 degrees of pussy that rubs me
>posting her 270 degrees of pussy that
>posting her 270 degrees of pussy
posting her 270 degrees of pussy
No.637414
>>637404
right??? she's like, adorable. i wish i could remember her url. i'm pretty sure she stopped posting, anyway
No.637415
>>637413
I think he meant more that you're posting her pussy in the first place, not that she's crippled.
No.637416
>>637415
Oh my lord. No it's that he posted pictures of her naked without her knowing. That's what
posting her 270 degrees of pussy
means
No.637417
>>637409
holy shit reading your posts is like watching a five-year-old post
No.637418
>>637417
As opposed to everyone else here, who is a sophisticated intellectual.
No.637419
>>637416
which is what I said
No.637420
No.637421
>>637419
yeah that's what I meant. gr8
No.637422
>>637409
You could have just typed "I don't consider anything you write worth reading" and saved some time crybaby
No.637423
>>637420
You not replying isn't going to make me stop, I hope you realize this. Besides people naturally reply to me. :P
No.637424
>>637412
no, it's really not
>>637407
we have been over this countless times
stop memeing
No.637425
why am i torturing myself by reading these god awful posts
i wanna kill myself now
No.637426
>>637422
I want to emphasize that you are really uneducated about almost all of the subjects you approach. You haven't read much at all.
No.637428
I am buzzed!
>>637391
she's making a folder out of stiff cardboard and watching some john oliver youtube video. I just honked her boob and said you said hello
>>637394
probably not, since that's a weird-ass thing to think
>>637406
https://carpenterbrut.bandcamp.com/track/turbo-killer
No.637429
No.637430
>>637425
then let's talk about good things
things like joey
No.637431
this is a demon in the shin megami tensei series
I need to get it
No.637432
>>637428
oh what a coincidence i am also watching a john oliver video
No.637433
What's your favorite thing about Joey, HSG?
No.637434
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>>637394
what you're thinking is chamomile + valerian root
that shit will put you out
No.637435
>>637426
I've read more than you probably
Maybe not specifically on psychology but I garuntee it
Also, psychology is far from concrete and objective it's a soft science you can argue
No.637438
>>637435
Listen bitch, you probably can't even tell the difference between psychology and ontology, you probably can't even tell the difference between your ass and your mouth either.
No.637439
>>637437
Do you have the Ganon one
No.637440
No.637441
holy shit i am lovin this pic
also, the comment is important:
>vriska posts this image on her instagram and tags it with nicki minaj lyrics
>tavros likes it in 0.0000045684 seconds
>kanaya sees it and sets an alarm on her phone to go off an hour after to remind her to like it in an aloof and delayed sort of fashion
cute
No.637442
>>637433
the cracked-out expression on the joey flag for this board
No.637443
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No.637444
>>637438
Yeah both have been pressed up against your moms mouth so much it's hard to tell them apart at this point
No.637445
I'll be honest I don't find the Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer meme funny.
No.637446
I bet none of you can even tell the difference between recoil operated and blowback....
No.637447
also I think saying "salty" is dumb. I prefer the term butthurt it just sounds better in my opinion
No.637448
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No.637449
>>637445
>>637447
are you Actual brokenspacebar or are you someone pretending to be him by posting outrageously stupid opinions
No.637450
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>>637436
nice
is it time for lesbians now
No.637451
>>637447
You ain't even fgc nigga....
No.637452
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No.637453
i gotta be honest being with a girl is so much better than being with a boy. just my opinion.
No.637454
>>637452
>troll pregnancy
uggghhhhh
No.637457
>>637453
boys suck
>>637455
why must you constantly ruin everything
at least it was a good ship
No.637458
>>637457
this art is bad and i apologize
i wanted to post this one
No.637459
No.637460
>>637449
he might have changed trips I don't know
I miss when he was just the fantroll guy
No.637461
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No.637462
I like it when men agree with me that they suck. It's cute, I enjoy it, I have nothing against it.
No.637463
ugh i should really go to bed
i have an early start tomorrow
goodnight hsg
>>637462
be straight up with me, is this sarcasm
remember, i'm a dense motherfucker
No.637464
>>637463
No, it's not sarcasm. I was replying to someone else saying "nu male" which is a silly insult made by silly people.
No.637465
>>637439
i don't, but i almost stole it
i really want the toon link and olimar ones
No.637466
No.637467
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No.637468
okay now this will be my last post
just cuz this is a really cute pic
>>637464
oh, okay
cool
i agree with you about "numale", too
No.637469
>manage to cum twice within seconds of each orgasm
nice
No.637470
/v/ on paper mario color splash:
"There is a TINY chance that we can fix this, because it worked for SF Zero, and they acknowledged that we all hate Faggot Force. We have to scream and whine and cry our fucking brains out. We have to make this game flop like no game has flopped before.
That is LITERALLY the only way Paper Mario will ever be saved. It's up to us."
No.637472
Why have a boyfriend when you could have a girlfriend :P
No.637473
>add a cute tumblr girl on snapchat by guessing her handle (it was her url)
>she adds me back and doesn't seem too creeped out
oh man! oh, dude! here we go!
No.637474
>>637449
nobody could possibly be more outrageously stupid than me
>>637460
stop saying this homo. What you really mean it "I miss when he was the fantroll guy who didn't say any bad words that hurt my feelings"
No.637475
>>637470
yeah thats been a pretty popular idea over there lately
No.637476
You're gonna have a bad time.
No.637477
why do fags ruin everything
No.637478
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No.637479
>>637478
i will rape your asshole with a knife
No.637480
fantrolls were occasionally really cool
but i'm still upset we barely got fancherubs or fanleprechauns
No.637481
>>637475
the way hewrote the post
the nobody insulting him
its like
fucking astounding
literally suggesting throwing a temper tantrum on a wide scale
>>637476
i love epic undermeme :DD
No.637482
File: 1457160220678.jpg (171.59 KB, 745x1073, 745:1073, sans_by_tenynn-d9sq8dl.png.jpg)
Why is undertale so much more enjoyable than homestuck ever was?
No.637483
No.637484
>>637482
i still sort of don't think it is. but undertale wrapped itself up, instead of droning on for years
No.637485
alert:
wonk is trying to cement his status as the "annoying political guy" to supplant the much worse reputation he has now
do not forget what he tried to do to shitto
do not forget moody's sacrifice
No.637486
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No.637488
>>637481
throwing temper tantrums about shitty things will sometimes work
what worked in Zero? What'd they change?
No.637489
>>637485
it looks like you've forgotten my gentle, yet very righteous intervention...
No.637490
I welcome Wonk with open arms.
No.637491
>>637484
Point in favor for undertale. I hate none of the characters and don't "want" to see bad things happen to any of them. Except maybe the flower goat thing.
No.637492
wedding rings not visible, but they're probably there
No.637493
>>637474
Dude I don't really care about any of your political posts much outside of them usually just being kind of dumb, but back when we were on /co/ for a while you only ever posted about fantrolls and shit
>>637482
It had a story that ended, and wasn't written on the fly for 5 years.
No.637494
i "welcome" wonk with open glands
No.637495
>>637490
it must have been hard making a post this bad
No.637496
>>637485
when will this meme end
i still don't even know what i allegedly attempted
do you even know
No.637497
>>637491
you love undertale but you dont know the characters?
you dont know the name of the literal villain of the game?
No.637498
i welcome wonk with an irish elevator
No.637499
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>>637497
>mbg is a secondary
i'm so disappointed
No.637500
I don't know guys. I've enjoyed things that never end before. The only reason I even bothered with Homestuck was to fit in here. Although Problem Sleuth wasn't COMPLETELY terrible.
No.637501
>>637495
You mean a post this beautiful
No.637502
I liked that last tripcode but I didn't write it down and the name field cleared oh well
>>637493
I made plenty of terrible posts just not under my trip
>>637497
the villian in undertale is probably the patriarchy
No.637503
>>637497
>>637499
The name of the villain is "Herbie" but his real name is "Discount Sehirogigyas" right?
No.637504
>>637502
the only possible villain in undertale is you, the player.
the overwhelming majority of the time that's not even true
No.637505
>>637504
no i played the first bit of undertale the flower definitely tries to shoot you, which mean's hes bad
No.637506
i love sartre! sartre is cute! cute!
No.637507
>>637496
you haven't fooled a single person and never will
No.637508
Oh I also sort of hate the characters ipgd came up with.
But I think that's more of a reflex thing.
No.637509
>>637508
Bratty & Catty are shopkeep characters that have a total of like 3 minutes of screen time maybe
No.637511
>>637507
i'm so tired of this meme
No.637512
>>637509
WHY CAN'T YOU KILL THEM?
No.637513
>>637507
He's fooled me and my heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
No.637514
ah yes the "i 'pretend' to be a pedo and 'pretend' to try to rape shitto" meme, a tried and true classic
No.637515
>>637514
its just a prank bro
No.637516
>>637512
You can't kill someone running a shop is why.
You can do genocide and let Chara destroy the world though, that works.
No.637518
Of course there's probably going to be an "undertale 2" cowritten by Andrew Fatlips. And it will be terrible and unfunny.
No.637520
>>637516
but I WANT TO FEEL THEIR BLOOD ON MY HANDS
No.637521
>>637509
having not played the game, all i know about those two is they just say the word anime a lot and that apparently counts as humor
although i think maybe that's just undertale writing in general and doesn't really have anything to do with those two characters
No.637522
>moody and funky still shitting on each other over things that happened in 2014
amazing mature adults right here
No.637523
>>637522
I think it would be funny if they fucked and had a kid together
No.637524
>>637520
Monsters don't have any blood.
>>637521
They're not the most original characters, they're the tumblr thing of "omg i love this thing it's so awful......".
alphys is the one that doesn't shut up about anime
>>637522
oh right I forgot to sign up to look at their shit flinging
No.637525
>>637522
lol
whats happening now
No.637526
>>637520
Holy shit is that really you are you really back for real???
How've you been dude
No.637527
>>637522
why are trans folk so nuts
No.637528
>>637526
He was here like a few weeks ago, I don't know if he's in here sporadically or if he's just on anon recently.
He said he finally got over whatever shit happened to him in like march of ...2013? or something, whatever year that was
No.637529
>>637527
i would assume a hormone imbalance
No.637530
No.637531
>you're asleep
>you awake to hear a loud noise coming from your child's room across the hall
>you quickly sprint to their door and fling the door open
>a naked obese man with a goatee is standing next to their bed, his body arched in a predatory hunch like he is a lion about to leap on his quarry
>he turns to look at you
>he lets out an annoyed sigh, rolls his eyes, and says "i'm SO tired of this meme!"
what do
No.637532
>>637531
I don't have children
No.637533
No.637535
>>637531
shoot him
remove pedo scum
No.637537
Imagine a really normal and successful tranny that had lots of friends and paid their own taxes, and was a tolerable person to be around.
lol
No.637538
>>637524
Ok their dust then whatever.
Alphys is kind of annoying too. Maybe it's because she looks kind of like a dinosaur lisa simpson.
>>637526
BACK IN BLACK. Been good. Got a job. Mellowed out a little bit. I don't get upset anymore I have people to do that for me.
No.637541
>>637529
funky found out moody has a new tumblr so he shits on him
moody shits on him about stuff betweeen them
funky replies by talking about the #Farts incident that happened when HSG was banned IIRC
No.637544
I think the internet takes cartoons/movies/videogames/books/television shows/the sex I had with your mom last night
...too seriously.
No.637545
acting like a complete nutbar and being trans are like a chicken and egg thing, i can't tell which comes first but they definitely have a lot of overlap
i dunno if trans people just have a lot of fucked up shit happen to them because of their condition and it drives a lot of them crazy or if people who are naturally crazy are just more likely to be trans
No.637547
>>637541
Didn't moody leave tumblr
No.637548
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.
No.637549
Isn't there like only one black guy in dragonball. And he w
No.637550
my precious mbg is back
sweet cute mbg-kun
No.637551
>>637549
he tried to take over the army but got killed
his name was staff officer black and he was black
No.637552
>>637547
kinda
but now someone's talking shit so he HAS to defend himself
No.637553
>>637551
I think I saw a black guy in muscle tower, in one of the first floors if not the very first one
No.637554
>>637540
i need to change "dragon balls" into something related to syrian immigrants
No.637555
It's quite an undertaking to start loving somebody. You have to have energy, generosity, blindness. There is even a moment right at the start where you have to jump across an abyss: if you think about it you don't do it.
No.637556
Dragon Balls sound like a type of sushi
No.637557
>>637551
Are there any mexicans in dragonball?
No.637558
Smooth and smiling faces everywhere, but ruin in their eyes.