No.637561
I was at a college club the other day trying to make new friends and they started talking about terrible fandoms.
I didn't think awful conversations like that happened outside the internet.
No.637562
i claim this thread in the name of joey
No.637564
am i glad that hes frozen in there and that were out here and that hes the sheriff and that were frozen out here and that were in there and i just remembered were out here
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No.637566
You must be at least 40 years old to make a post after this one.
No.637567
>no steppy snake shirt on
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No.637569
i am only now going to get the cheesecake i planned on having hours ago
No.637570
Don't you just love the feeling of your sins crawling on your back?
No.637571
ok that's enough memes...
No.637572
Lesbian friends are the greatest.
No.637574
Home alone on a Friday night?
You are awesome~
No.637575
My friday night is actually thursday.
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>>637574
don't lie to them
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No.637579
With great power comes...what?
No.637580
im still trying to figure out things to do in new york with someone in 3 weeks if any of you have tourist dreams to share with me
warning: any inappropriate suggestions will put you on my shitlist
No.637582
>>637567
holy god it's a reverse down with cis on the "this actually happened" scale
No.637583
>>637582
theres apparently video
and they're a news blogger who also posts on /pol/ or something?
and also they're canadian and i 100$ believe that happening under 2016 man's rule
No.637585
>>637580
I hear they have a statue of liberty you can go see, as well as Trump Tower.
No.637586
I sleep all day and work all night. Why can't more people be like me?
No.637587
>>637584
jesus christ that looks painful
No.637588
why cant i see tags with the tumblr app
how am i supposed to jerk off
No.637589
>>637588
the app blows
just open it in your browser dude
No.637590
tumblr...more like..DUMBlr
No.637591
>>637580
pokecenter
time square
rockerfeller
statue of liberty
hot dogs? i think y'all have hot dogs?
No.637592
>>637587
she isn't inserting it
No.637593
>>637589
i cant, you can read the blog only if you open it with the app
No.637594
>>637592
i see that, but she's still jamming it into her boob
No.637595
>>637594
Big boobs are less sensitive that small boobs
No.637596
>brown nipples
you're fired
No.637597
And for my next trick I will make this thread...DISAPPEAR
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No.637601
oooh boy now i feel like shit
No.637602
Beating off in a 9/11 plane
No.637604
masketta man - UUUU is the greatest album of our generation
No.637605
>>637603
oh I remember that bear thing
>>637604
It is pretty good
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>>637606
what the fuck is that a shoulder stock
who could even hold that thing to their shoulder and still shoot it
No.637609
No.637610
i mean
putting it up to your shoulder would make aiming down the sights impossible unless you were tiny
wait hold on
is that a midget gun
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>>637611
who the heck are YOU
No.637615
>>637611
the hell you callin "people"??
No.637616
>>637611
who the fuck are you?
No.637617
>>637616
>>637615
>>637614
>>637613
>>637612
lol please no more i have explained myself
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>>637618
>>637619
naw im good right were i am lol
No.637621
>another le sweeping dismissive statements guy
epic......
No.637622
>>637620
kek le fuggeth off :^ )
No.637623
>>637622
lel suck a fat one mate
No.637624
>>637623
lol get your fat ass out the door faggot
No.637626
>>637608
that is very clearly a pistol
and that is a retarded looking magazine that wouldn't actually function
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>>637624
says the person with type 2 diabetes
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No.637633
>jerking off to vore as normal, asian flavor
>climax to the thought of sucking dennis reynold's dick
what's happening to me
No.637635
i can't believe joekaki anon is fucking dead
No.637636
i never got to tell them.....
No.637637
No.637638
>gay sex with one of the dudes wearing lingerie
>"don't tag this as crossdressing"
what
why?
i don't understand
No.637640
>>637639
what happened to neps legs
No.637641
>>637640
take a wild guess
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>>637638
said 'dude' was probably mtf you cis trash
No.637644
>>637643
it was tagged "1000% gay"
No.637645
>>637644
well maybe the other person was ALSO mtf
stop erasing trans* people
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>>637645
but i found another set of drawings from the same artist with the other guy wearing lingerie without the warning
No.637648
>>637647
clearly they were genderfluid then
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No.637652
but who cares if krillin was cucked
he still wound up with best girl
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>>637652
but how does robot form babby
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>>637656
i thought they were androids
isn't she literally called android 18
No.637658
>>637657
iirc the japanese name just means "artificial human"
besides they call Cell an android too and he's fully biological
No.637659
>>637658
toriyama is an idiot
please dont be like vris
No.637660
>>637659
what did vris say
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No.637662
looking back, dragonball came this close to giving me a vore fetish
glad i dodged that particular bullet
No.637663
>>637660
she kept saying C-17 and C-18 were full mechanical androids like C-16
pretty sure she was watching DBZ for the first time
No.637664
>>637663
oh yeah no that's retarded
they even made a point of saying that Cell couldn't absorb 16 because he was fully robotic
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>>637665
>my fandroid, 19 (or up)
>my fandroid, 15 (or lower)
jesus chirst XLR if you dont know shit about DBZ just shut up
No.637667
>>637665
are we talking perfect cell, niggerlips cell, or the first cell
or any of the above
No.637668
>>637665
15 and 19 are actual androids you dumbass...
No.637669
I mean I can forgive 15 because he's movies-only
but come on, 19?
No.637670
>>637666
>>637669
>>637666
>>637668
i haven't watched dbz in years
pls kill me
No.637671
>>637670
>i haven't watched dbz in years
weak excuse
No.637672
>>637665
>forgetting android 8 the very first android to ever appear in db
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No.637675
nicenicenicenicenicenicenice
No.637676
Let's try this
Drawing requests? I promise I won't fall asleep this time
No.637677
>>637676
dA babysitting roxykitten
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>>637676
this but with our joey
No.637680
>>637676
dA facesitting on roxykitten
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>>637676
me fucking nepeta
No.637683
Damn, my hands smell like dick.
No.637684
>>637682
wait I forgot one thing
No.637685
>>637682
that's gross misuse of a burg!
No.637686
>>637676
hsg and mspaf cute domestic life?
No.637687
Damn, my hands smell like cocky-kun.
No.637688
>>637684
Why is the burger on a fork
No.637689
>>637679
>>637688
It's clearly on a spoon can't you see the spoon
You spoonfeed babies you don't fork them
No.637690
>>637688
...how do you eat your burgs?
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>>637693
zwid's mantitties
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>>637676
I need 50 nepetas
No.637698
50 nepetas gazing disapprovingly (?) at zwid
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No.637703
yeah thats probably it for today thanks
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>>637704
it's more like dirt brown
purple is blood
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No.637709
i need to get up and buy soda
but
i
am
lazy
No.637710
I need nepetas
I needpetas
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>>637717
an i think to myself
wwhat a wwonderful wworld
No.637720
Ń̡̀o̷͘͡W̵͞ ́w̵̵A̴t̷͘͠C̛͘h̡ ͝Ḿe̷ ̴ S͟͢w̶̶͢͜O҉̶͜͝o̵̵͝C҉̵̶̧͞e̡̧͠ R̵̛i̵Gh͝T̶ ͞į̢͘N͘
No.637721
how awkward do you think an orgy is
No.637722
>>637721
a 50 nepeta orgy?
No.637723
>>637722
like a normal orgy between a bunch of people who wanna bone each other
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>>637723
i'm sure they have an icebreaker where they all take turns sticking things in each other's holes
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>>637726
mom
mom!!
she's making the disney face again mom
make her stop
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No.637734
>mfw rekking scrubs on For Glory
>as little mac
No.637735
god damn i love shitposting
No.637736
>>637734
mfw you're probably just side-bing off the side of the stage constantly
No.637737
you don't work here anymore, bauer
No.637738
>>637736
No literally just countering
Thanks massive hero sack of rye
No.637739
>the one pizza coupon i want to actually use doesn't work at my store despite having the highest confirmed usage rating
>all the rest do but I don't fucking want 3 medium pizzas for 6.50 each or whatever
die.
DIE!
No.637740
>>637730
>this person is actually a guy
despair, but also an erection
No.637741
>>637740
i thought cruz was the tranny candidate
No.637743
>>637740
oh yeah look at that manly right hand
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>>637740
>>637742
i don't believe you
No.637748
>>637746
look at that face
No.637749
>>637747
He's just old
Le trashman lost a lot of weight too recently and he looks like an african child
No.637750
>>637748
it could go either way tbh fam
No.637751
bill clinton is the next david bowie
No.637752
i would've thought there would be more variety
No.637753
>>637746
it's what /pol/ keeps telling me
No.637754
>>637747
i'm not one for conspiracy theories
but uh
yeah i buy it
No.637755
>>637751
Hawaii best taste
>Mississippi and Georgia
Kek
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>>637752
>southern states
>ebony
l o l
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>>637758
Hey Delaware has it too.
Louisiana just goes straight for "black" though.
Cletus what state do you live in
No.637760
>>637759
That's not me
I live in Jew Yawk
No.637761
>>637760
I know that's not you I was asking you a question.
No.637762
grant and his gf should do a double date with cletus and his cousin
No.637763
The worst one has to be cartoon though
Because you know it's not shit like this it's shit like what sponge posts
No.637764
go straight to the point and search niggress
No.637765
>>637758
i surely hope the joke is not 'but the south is racist'
that would be prejudicial and very problematic :^)
No.637766
>>637763
i heard the trailer for that movie was a big fake out and the movie actually only spends a small amount of time in the spooky skeleton afterlife
gay
No.637767
>>637765
can you fucking not
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>>637763
Cartoon mouth pics?
Cartoon goofballs?
No.637770
>>637697
So I collected most of the neps I've drawn from early 2012 till today and put them together
They're over 50 there's also my very first Nep in here
png> http://puu.sh/nvNor/a3e1e2e882.png
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>>637762
with XLR spying on them from behind a bush
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No.637781
i just got a car
an actual functional vehicle, mine to drive
fuck yes
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>>637778
they're both in new york
and his gf coming to visit him in a month i think
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>>637781
hooray
the freedom will change your life
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>>637785
Oh is that the shit when you're like
>39 DAYS
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>>637770
neat, I should do that as well
No.637794
*joey.exe becomes sentient*
*takes over the planet as god with an army of indestructible mecha joeys*
No.637795
>>637794
How could a windows program do that
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No.637798
>>637794
not if trump has something to say about it
No.637801
>>637798
what if trump and joey fused
No.637802
>>637799
11/10 that was fast
No.637803
>>637800
>prelude to destruction.png
No.637804
>>637796
why is her sperm alcoholic
why does her sperm taste like a margarita
why is her sperm cold enough to be considered frozen
No.637805
>>637781
I don't use my car outside of going grocery shopping.
My friend uses it a lot though to go hang out with people and go to +1
No.637806
>>637799
I love robo Joey!
No.637808
>>637804
why does her have sperm
No.637809
>>637804
she's black
monkeys can't tell the difference
No.637811
>>637804
what if they're magic glasses that turn cum into margaritas
No.637812
>>637804
>I’ll be honest I have no idea what the story of this pic is. Is the jizz alcoholic? Is she actually coming frozen margerita? Does the brown woman know about it? How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real? I’ll let you decide.
No.637813
>>637809
niggers don't blush when they drink she's obviously native american
>>637810
How come I've never seen this before
No.637814
>>637813
because you're a crossie probably
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>>637814
no i still remember prab i cri everytime
and sometimes beat off in her memory
No.637817
>>637815
yes because I'm not a sub saharan african
No.637818
>>637813
it's not even a rare joey, it's in the joey thread, it's a common everyday joey
No.637819
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>>637811
you can see the liquid going into the glass is the same as what's left over in one of the others
No.637821
>>637817
of course
you're a sand nigger
No.637822
selling rare joeys for 50 bucks a piece
No.637823
>>637819
I love getting to post this
>>637821
I'm a le the spaghetti romano siciliano reeeeeeeeeeee
No.637824
*drinks cum*
yum gotta love those margaritas
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>>637823
I don't see you blushing nigger
No.637827
>>637823
dude you admitted you were a sand nigger
No.637828
>cletus pretending to be italian
dont insult my heritage
No.637829
>>637826
Because I never get flustered.
My skin is pale enough to blush though my hands and feet get really red when I take hot showers
>>637827
Le when
No.637830
>>637828
dont insult MY heritage, faggot
No.637831
>>637828
Wonk the only one insulting your heritage is you.
No.637832
>>637828
>pretending to be italian
kekkerino romano
>dont insult my heritage
Nigger you're more an insult to humanity in general
No.637833
ae
wonk
cletus
why are sand niggers such bad posters
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No.637835
>>637833
silence
i kill you
No.637836
>>637828
shut up mexican't
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No.637838
damn bro, most italian name you'll ever hear
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>>637837
i'd rather have three more cletuses than vfan, wonk, and saltlick
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>>637840
that doesn't make him ok
No.637843
how do we
put an end
to cletus
No.637844
I'm not "okay"
I'm amazing to people with good taste and terrible to people with trash taste
There are no inbetweens
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>>637840
at least you can filter half those people
No.637847
oh man, you know what's funny
9 year old memes
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>>637847
dump the memes
what memes you got meme man
No.637850
>>637838
exactly
>>637832
>insult to humanity
i post ugly fanart and debate like a sjw
you literally fuck and abuse your cousin
No.637851
>>637849
no i was ripping cletus for using the catchphrase of ventriloquist jeff dunham's character ahmed the dead terrorist
No.637852
>>637850
you're also a literal pedophile
No.637853
>>637850
>i post ugly fanart and debate like a sjw
there's also the other thing
you know the one
No.637854
>>637851
oh right that
is that 9 years old?
No.637855
>>637842
in comparison, yeah it does tbh
No.637856
Alone on a Saturday night?
Just remember this pedo
No.637857
>>637850
>i post ugly fanart and debate like a sjw
The worst part is he's self aware
except...
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>>637841
how do you know it's me
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No.637862
exeggutor
oddish
exeggutor
oddish
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>>637854
yeah, that character first appeared in his special "spark of insanity" which aired in 2007
No.637868
plot twist: wonk was actually trying to save hsg from shitto and moody was actually trying to kill everyone
No.637869
>>637868
HSG Genocide Route
No.637870
>>637859
my wes senses were tingling
No.637871
diglett dig diglett dig trio trio trio
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>>637865
did he lose some weight
No.637873
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
remember when that thing got a fucking movie
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No.637876
Does anyone here still play chivalry medieval warfare
No.637877
i think jeff dunham is the single worst big time comedian i have ever watched
and that includes other awful people like kat williams and every female comedian to ever live
No.637878
>>637877
really? he was mostly hit and miss for me
No.637879
>>637875
Im Sorry But We Are Currently Out Of Joey
But We Have Lots Of Unsold Kanayas If You Are Interested
No.637880
JOEY JOEY JOEY!!!! AaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH JOEY!!!!!!
No.637881
*injects the joey directly into my bloodstream*
No.637882
>21,408 notes notes
i miss skelly
No.637883
>>637869
only route worth doing
No.637884
>>637877
Nah peanut is pretty good
>>637877
There are two funny women- Tina fey and Ellen Degeneres
One of them is basically a man too
Sarah Silverman at the Oscars was just... augh
ick
ugh
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>>637883
Who'd be Undyne and Sans
No.637888
>>637887
grant is sans
angel as undyne?
I dunno
No.637889
[to the tune of "The Dayman Cometh"]
Joey!
Ah-ahhhh-ah!
Fighter of hoeys!
Ah-ahhhh-ah!
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No.637892
>>637891
>no snow this year
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>>637891
that's a good pupper
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>>637894
>Ben The Unbending
No.637897
you gotta pay the troll toll to get the joey's hole
No.637898
Snow is shit
Enjoy your shoveling
No.637899
>>637898
>tfw you rent and don't have to shovel
No.637900
>>637898
joke's on you, i live in an apartment
i have people to shovel snow for me
No.637901
>>637895
>lots of snow today
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No.637903
the fuck? ben isn't on skype?? THE FUCK???
No.637904
i wish it snowed over here, my dog would probably love it since he's built for it
No.637905
jon?jON??JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get on skype
No.637907
Hand over the Joey and no one gets hurt!
No.637908
>>637906
They taste alright
No.637909
>>637908
I mean yeah it's probably just a normal dessert with white chocolate
But still
No.637910
>>637906
those are really easy to make
No.637911
The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air...
No.637912
>Tamiyo is a Blue walker
>you collect Blue's clues using a handy dandy notebook
>with 3 clues you can figure out blues clues 'cuz you're very smart
No.637913
Is there a schoolhouse rock about communism?
No.637914
>>637906
is the girl in front on the camera using the napkin as a fucking bib?
how old is she?
No.637915
Taking bets on who dies first
My money's on Gardevoir
No.637916
>>637912
Didn't steve shave his head and form a band
>>637914
She's just wiping her mouth I think
No.637917
Pokemon is the WORST fandom.
No.637918
>>637912
"Nahiri's fucking pissed" is cool
No.637919
>>637917
Where do you think we are?
No.637920
>>637918
yeah
turns out killing people with stone powers is pretty fucking metal
No.637921
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>637916
band: yes
shaved head: ???
No.637922
>>637920
I wonder if Nahiri's the one who made Avacyn crazy.
No.637923
>>637915
No! Not my Gardevoir!
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No.637925
A MANIFESTO: TO CLARIFY THE NON-VISIBLE
1.
Art itself is nothing.
All that matters is what is left.
The afterglow.
The ambition is to produce this.
We strive for an afterglow with no thing preceding.
A glow.
Phosphenes.
2.
The only surface worth painting is the mind of the viewer.
The viewing of art should not require eyes.
Art should be entoptic.
We strive to force meditation.
The prisoner’s cinema.
Phosphenes.
3.
Art is without value until it faces the market.
The market purveys value.
Money is banal until it has been spent.
Money spent on art is money transformed.
Money spent is mourned.
This mourning is eased by art.
We strive to enhance mourning.
Mourning is a response to what is not there.
An afterglow.
4.
What you see does not matter.
What you have seen is everything.
All you truly buy is the afterglow.
It has value.
5.
You must pay more for the glow that has no thing.
Nothing before.
Pure after.
Phosphenes.
RULES FOR THE CREATION OF THE NON-VISIBLE
You shall not add to the banal. (You shall not build.)
You shall not litter the world with art. (You shall not make.)
What you have not made must be beautiful.
What you have not made must have value.
You must bring what you have not made to market.
(The market will give it value.)
You must give to the market absence.
(Money is banal until spent.)
You must offer the market anguish.
(What is spent is painful.)
You must make the market beautiful.
(Nothing beautiful without pain.)
You must increase the world behind the eyes.
The wreck of the Medusa.
It left us with phosphenes.
You must conjure them and sell them.
Only when you have done this are you one of us.
No.637926
>>637922
maybe
there's some signs pointing to emrakul though
maybe it's a craziness daisy chain, with emrakul making everyone generally nuts but nahiri using her forging powers to make avacyn, an artificial being, go completely batshit
No.637927
just think... thousands of joeys...
No.637928
billions of joeys on planet joey
No.637929
expedition to planet joey when
No.637930
>>637926
Oh no yea Emrakul's around here somewhere, and it probably was her corrupting the angels (as a nice parallel to the zendikar angels) but it could also be Nahiri fucking with things.
No.637931
she's just a common joey!
No.637932
No.637933
And then an undertale character made a cameo in homestuck.
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>>637933
won't surprise me
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>>637934
joey"ofcourseI'mreal!".png
No.637939
i wish i was like joey, to just goey with the flowy
No.637940
>>637932
hometown4lyf
>>637934
you take that back
No.637941
that wasnt a nep when i clicked on it
No.637942
*crushes tiny nep*
*flushes it down the toilet*
Joey!
No.637943
No.637944
>>637925
woah
this is awesome
No.637945
No.637946
red eyes darkness metal joey
No.637947
No.637948
*crawls into thread, on the verge of death*
need......jo...ey....
No.637949
I attack directly your life points with my Joey
she has 18000 atk so you lose all your life points
no it's not a misprint she's a really strong card
no fuck you i can use this card
No.637950
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>>637949
It's complete bullshit, but I'll allow it! I love Joey!
No.637953
No.637954
gross it smells like waffles and dried cum in here
No.637955
>>637580
>>637580
>>637580
>>637580
chinatown you faggot
meet up, get drunk and/or high with mystery guest, then go on a Ching Chong adventure
ni hao ma, laoguai
No.637956
what do you think ed edd n eddy did with their lives when they grew up? Pyramid scams? Nigerian prince emails?
No.637957
Aargh!
Anon, you have to go on without me!
The virus is already reaching... its final...sta...
I LOVE JOEY!
No.637958
No.637959
>>637958
let's play
WHO'S THAT POSTER
No.637961
>>637956
what if they became criminal masterminds that rob banks
eddy would be the smooth talker that gets all of the inside info of the bank and keep all of the people in line when robbing the bank
double d would be the one that would hack the systems and disable all alarms, cameras, and bank vault lock
ed would be the brawn that throws fucking cars at the police
No.637962
>>637956
ed found a nice toaster and settled down in an igloo in the farthest reaches of the south pole where he fights polar bears for fish along the icy coastlines
double d dropped a bar of soap at the supermarket and immediately died of sanitation product deficiency
and eddy went on to grow some hair
~le fin~
No.637963
Elton John wrote the Lion King.
No.637964
>>637961
so GTA but with ed edd n eddy instead
No.637965
>>637964
who would be cj
who would be big smoke
No.637966
>>637964
i'd fucking play the shit out of it
No.637967
ah-ray-dee-ah meggi-doe
tav-ros knee-tram
soll-ucks cap-tor
car-cat van-tas
neh-peh-tah lay-john
kan-eye-ah marry-am
teh-reh-zee pie-rope
vrisk-ah ser-ket
ek-wee-us i can't remember what his last name was
gam-zee mack-ara
erry-dan am-pora
feh-ferry pey-kuh-ses
No.637968
>>637967
>ek-wee-us i can't remember what his last name was
I'm actually sort of disgusted
Like seriously? Equius' last name is the one you forget?
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>>637968
a few of them took some thinking, but his was the only one that flat-out wouldn't come to me
No.637978
I always thought Aradia was sort of hot. But I loath her always happy personality.
No.637979
>>637971
cubone and name it papyrus
No.637980
No.637981
>>637976
did you randomize stats as well
No.637982
No.637983
Why do marvel movie villains suck?
No.637984
>>637978
roboradia was way better tbqh
No.637985
I love walking with The Boner
No.637986
>>637983
cuz they're marvel villains
No.637987
No.637988
>That feel when a qt likes you but they are way too LOUD.
No.637989
>>637958
>>637959
jokes on you guys! it was me all along because i took my trip off for a shitpost or three and forgot to put it back on when i was done
No.637990
>that feel when nobody likes you and they're still LOUD
No.637991
Ok what kind of hack of pokemon are you playing and where can I get it?
No.637993
>>637991
i don't think it's a hack, just a randomized option i think
No.637994
>>637991
I think it's just HGSS with randomizer
No.637995
>That feel when a qt likes you but they are way too LOUD but you still cant her voice wtf
No.637996
>>637992
make it randomized everything
randomized sprites
randomized move effects
randomized text
randomized tiles
No.637997
>first pokemon I meet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.637998
No.637999
>>637997
Barney's gonna rape you.
No.638000
>>637967
uh-rah-dia meh-geedo
taav-row-s nigh-tram
sol-lucks cap-tor
car-cat van-t-iss
neh-peh-tah lay-joan
can-eye-uh mar-yam
teh-reh-zee pee-rope-ee
vris-kuh sir-kit
eck-wee-iss zuh-hack
gam-zee muh-car-uh
eri-den ahm-poor-uh
feh-fair-ree pie-seize
No.638001
>>637997
>lv2
naw man you got this
No.638002
>>638000
^^^
Nep's last name rhymes with the mustard
No.638003
No.638004
>>638002
for once we agree on something, my melanin enriched hatefriend
No.638005
Could Alucard kill Superman?
No.638006
Here comes Temmie...I mean Nepeta
No.638007
where do I get pokeballs do I have to go grab the egg first?
No.638008
cubone is my favorite pokey
No.638009
how you pronounce the trolls' names is personal
no one can tell you your pronunciation is wrong
uwu
No.638010
>>638006
I don't have many temmie images. It's usually the dog guards, endogeny, or annoying dog
No.638011
hussie saying he pronounces sollux as "saw-lucks" made me shake with anger
No.638012
>>638009
dont tell me what i cant tell you
fucking oppressive shithead
No.638013
>>638000
>uh-rah-dia
>muh-car-uh
>vris-kuh
i really dont understand that "uh" sound
No.638014
>>638013
do you not know how to say uh
No.638015
No.638016
>>638009
reeeeeeeeee
also man remember that time John Egbert briefly met the Dolorosa
thats one of those things that slipped my mind for awhile
No.638017
>>638013
Do you say Vrisk-Ayyy?
No.638018
>>638013
what language is your mother tongue
No.638019
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No.638021
>>638017
I say "Vris" and then "Can" as in "can of beer" without the "n"
No.638022
>>637580
national history museum
chinatown
take the staten island ferry instead of the liberty island one
if you want to go to the top of a skyscraper in midtown, someone with rooftop access (probs free) > top of the rock > empire state
the cloisters in inwood are nice
uhh, nintendo world store
doing a student rush for a show or hitting up the tkts booth in brooklyn?
the socrates sculpture garden in astoria?
the brooklyn bridge park?
No.638023
>>638016
don't you reee at me, fascist
uwu
also yeah that's pretty funny
a historical troll, the troll madonna, has met john egbert
No.638024
>>638021
i mean British "can"
No.638025
>>638023
oh don't worry about the fascist thing, i just wanted to edge-post for a bit ;o)
also i like the direct implication that a human on alternia, at least sufferer-era alternia, would have been horrified by it
No.638026
>>638025
i totally believe
and yeah i imagine adult trolls are spooky insects
No.638028
No.638029
i want aliens to abduct me and force me to copulate for study
No.638030
what gen 1 starter do i want
you fucks love pokemon so much
im gonna fuckin do it
i'm gonna play these bastards
No.638031
>>638029
what if they make you copulate with a couch?
No.638033
No.638034
>>638030
>play pokemon yellow
>get all starters
No.638035
>>638029
they have to anal probe you first
No.638036
>>638034
is pokemon yellow really the best
i thought hardcore pokebros didn't like yellow
(keep in mind this is just shit i've overheard)
i was only halfheartedly into pokemon when i was younger
like i can name the 151 probably, but beyond that is a blur to me
No.638037
>>638036
you have pikachu following you around and making faces it's cute
No.638038
No.638039
well i'm already in front of professor oak's table with the 3 starters in front of me
WHICH ONE
if no one says anything i'm going bulba
No.638040
No.638041
>catching tutorial
>lvl 5 kakuna with heat wave against lvl 2 exeggcute
>one hit KO
No.638042
so you wanna be a master of
POKEMON
do you have the skills to be
NUMBER ONE
No.638043
I wish there were more comic books about life or death gambling. If I could I'd replace every cape comic with them. I want to live in that dimension.
No.638044
No.638045
i chose bulbasaur because i was indecisive
>>638043
check out Tales From the Crypt episode entitled "Cutting Cards". It's on youtube. It's about 2 gamblers taking huge risks due to their legendary rivalry and hate of one another. Stakes get higher and higher and they start losing digits and even more severe things happen
No.638046
the boys -- back in town?
find out at 11
No.638047
[YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN]
Good morning, wagecuck! Wait a minute...is that the time? Goodness, I really overdid it today. Well, good afternoon, wagecuck! Enjoying your day off? Good, I'm glad. Rest up tonight and don't get too wild if you go out...on Monday its back to the grind!
I suppose I better pick out what I'm wearing for my date tonight, I'm going to take her to this cute little Italian trattoria with a wine list to die for...gosh, I don't know how you wagies stuff yourselves into suits and uniforms five, six days a week! Oh well, I suppose it's worth it if Im going to show this 9/10 babe a good time. Anyone in your life, wagie? Don't worry if the answer is "no", there are plenty of used up, punchy ex-college sluts to choose from; I have no doubt one will consent to allowing you to be her provider. Who knows, she might even be nice to you!
Well, I better go check on my Bitcoin investments. There's this sporty little Jaguar I've had my eye on, and I'm sure as hell not letting your boss beat me to it! Don't worry, I'm sure he won't take TOO much frustration out on you.
Heavens, I must really be going now. My scotch is getting warm! Bye bye for now, wagecuck!
No.638048
i want to be part of a species that can grow back lost limbs
if somebody's annoying me i want to just pull off my arm and throw it at them and then have it back the next morning
No.638049
>>638044
naked
jerking off while reading hsg posts
No.638050
*wwalks into thread all swwagerlike*
No.638051
ok I guess my real nuzlocke starts here
name pls
No.638052
No.638053
i wish i had a prehensile tail! then i could --
wait,
haven't i said this before?
No.638054
No.638055
I'm 99% sure that the person posting the neet pepes is grant
No.638056
No.638057
>>638055
grant IS neet pepe
No.638058
>>638045
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
>>638049
lewd
No.638059
One thing I never understood about pokemon. How come they never attack humans?
No.638060
NEETs can't invest, that'd make them self employed, and neet stands for Not in Employment Education or Training
No.638061
>>638047
do you think the guy who writes these ever gets sad when he submits these posts and realizes he will never live the life he describes
No.638062
>>638047
terrifying levels of delusion
>bitcoin investments
AAARGH WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME
I COULD HAVE BEEN A MILLIONAIRE
No.638063
Why do they call them neets when they aren't neat?
No.638064
damn this guy evolves at level 10
evos are randomized
No.638066
What should I name my fallen human?
No.638067
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No.638069
following a herd of thicc women by the imprints their feet leave in solid concrete
No.638070
>>638065
there's something off about those hands
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>>638066
it should be named after you
No.638074
No.638075
I'm going for a Plant type and Rock type duo team
Here we fuggen go
No.638076
who wants to bet that sun and moon won't have character customization
or super training
it definitely won't have pokemon amie, so good luck force-feeding your starter cakes to make it love you
No.638077
>>638073
I don't know. I named it Murphy in a previous run and I thought that was fairly apt given the storyline. These suggestions I kind of want to try just for shits and giggles.
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>>638077
eh, funny names ruin it for me personally
takes away from the story
No.638081
>>638077
Wait try this if you want a challenge
Frisk
No.638082
>>638077
have you done le true name run yet
No.638083
what is different about a "true name-a-rino" run
No.638084
I'm more excited for detective pikachu than I am for sun and moon tbqh.
Especially if they get Danny Devito to voice him.
No.638085
No.638086
>>638076
>it definitely won't have pokemon amie
Why wouldn't it.
I mean, I know it's kind of a thing to take away features but I sort of doubt they would take out super training (an explicit gameplay aspect) and amie (a mostly explicit gameplay aspect).
Character customization is the only one I could see not coming back possibly.
No.638087
>>638076
I'm thinking they'll at least keep super training
not that it matters much because the best EV training is through hordes
No.638088
>>638083
absolutely nothing
No.638089
>>638083
>>638082
Nothing changes if you name yourself Chara.
You get 'Hard Mode' if you put your name as Frisk but it only lasts up until the Ruins.
No.638090
>>638081
>>638082
How hard is Hard mode? We talking God hand. Dark Souls? Bloodborne?
No.638091
>>638090
not that hard really
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No.638093
>>638090
"The enemies are sort of harder"
The froggits and whimsums are replaced by final froggits and whimsalots, and the vegetoids get a 'parsnip'
No.638094
>>638086
because like you said, it's a thing to take away features
if they don't then whatever dumb new features they shoehorn in won't seem nearly as interesting
No.638095
>Toby will never finish hard mode
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>>638096
reported for gore
No.638099
>Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger have both directed episodes of Tales From the Crypt
weird
No.638100
>>638094
I can't think of an explicit game mechanic that's been taken away aside from maybe poffins or whatever, and I think those only affected the contests.
No.638101
Oh there was day/night I guess?
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No.638103
>>638101
removed then added again then removed again
wew lad
No.638104
>>638093
>>638091
Oh ok. I can handle that easily. Also does the name field allow enough letters to put in "Ten Thousand." Because that's the name I was thinking of putting in for my genocide run. WHY THE FUCK DIDNT RADIATION PUT IN NUMBERS?
No.638105
>>638095
>Hard Mode Sans
>Atk 2 Def 2
>your HP goes down twice as fast
No.638106
>>638103
I mean, day/night wasn't that great in the first place.
>>638104
The character limit is 6 iirc.
No.638107
>>638100
didn't they take away the dream world thing in gen 6
also, the poke-etch got taken out for the vastly more useless c-gear
No.638108
shout out to whichever anon originally said saltlick looks like professor umbridge because you fucking nailed it
No.638109
i think day and night didn't really work out because most people tend to play video games later in the day. so instead of a day-night cycle, most people just got pokemon: night version
you could change the clock to make the hours not match up with reality of course but most people aren't going to do that and even if they did, they'd probably just set it to be day during the times when they often played, which kills the whole point.
No.638110
why would anyone post their face on hsg
No.638111
>>638107
Did the dream world do anything? I thought it was just sort of like the old peripheral things.
Plus amie is pretty much dream world but not shit from what I saw of it.
And again, super training is a LOT more impactful on the game than dream world is, and so is amie to an extent, so I don't really see them getting rid of them.
>>638108
Yea I know, it's weird.
No.638112
shout out to niggas that done it
No.638113
gold/silver/crystal best games
hands down
totodile is my brokenon
No.638114
Who the fuck names their kids "Frisk" and "Chara" anyway?
No.638115
>>638113
stop having this opinion, i dislike agreeing with you on anything
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No.638118
I can't believe once upon a time hasn't been cancelled yet.
No.638119
khan's gf is pregnant. holy shit.
No.638120
>>638113
>not heartgold/soulsilver
No.638121
>>638115
even a blind squirell finds a nut sometimes
sorry anon
No.638123
>>638114
Probably bad people? Chara hated humans and Frisk was most likely suicidal.
No.638124
>>638119
i hope theres an abortion
No.638125
white people really do have big noses
No.638126
>>638119
poor kid
how will they react when they find out their father is gay
No.638127
No.638128
>>638123
>Frisk was most likely suicidal.
then why did she want to go back home
No.638129
>>638120
unfortunately never played them
but im sure they're great, for the same reasons
No.638130
>>638123
>Frisk was most likely suicidal
not this shit again
No.638131
>>638116
This is my new...ah...what do the kids call it? Brain Bible. Yeah I think that's it.
No.638132
>>638123
>>638130
Alice in Wonderland was really about suicide. One of the many reasons I hate it.
No.638133
>>638128
most suicidal people regret the decision to end their life
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>>638133
>most suicidal people regret the decision to end their life
what a shame
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>>638130
dude asriel asked frisk why they came, after saying that no one came back from mt ebott
there was no answer
No.638138
>>638133
not if they do it right
No.638139
>>638133
I'm glad, don't pull that shit on us again bby
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>>638133
yes but why was they suicidal
we're able to narrow it down to the reason being involved to where they're currently at
so why would they wanna come back
also frisk is like ten years old, i don't think they reached that point of elightment in their life to want to end it all
No.638142
>>638137
>prepubescent suicidal kid
yeah sure that sounds plausible
you get off to the idea, dont you
No.638143
No.638144
why are libs drawn to cucking, like moths to a flame
No.638145
>>638140
>>638143
>replying to obvious bait
No.638146
isn't the deal that chara fell down because they fuckign hated humans, and frisk is just zombie chara
No.638147
what's the deal with conservatives and their obsession with cuckoldry?
it's almost like they have a fetish
No.638148
>>638141
>>638141
we arent meant to know why
it's not important
>>638142
kids can't have depression? sure whatever
No.638149
>>638148
>depressed kids=suicidal kid
sure whatever
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>>638149
okay they may not be saying "i want to kill myself"
but they may know of a place where people go and never come back, so maybe they just wanted to leave their situation entirely
No.638152
No.638153
>>638151
then they're not suicidal
kids wanting to leave their families behind because "my dad doesnt let me play whatever" or "my mom is a mean tyrant" is common as fuck, we all had those thoughts when we were angry.
No.638154
is wonk trying to project himself onto a little asian girl
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No.638157
frisk doesn't have a gender you doof
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No.638161
>>638157
ok but benis or bagina
No.638162
>>638161
ambiguous epic genitalia
No.638163
undertale is the opiate of the masses
No.638164
>>638161
frisk is, literally 8
No.638165
>>638164
so how does that whole genderless thing pan out
No.638166
>>638104
in-game character limit is 6 or so i think but you can dick around in your files to have any name you want regardless of length though your stats screen will rib you about it
No.638168
>>638153
fine. you're right, frisk wasn't suicidal per se
i still posit they were depressed
>>638154
frisk isn't an asian girl
No.638169
>>638157
>agender
just because their gender is never stated doesn't mean they don't have one
No.638170
>>638165
frisk is a boy or a girl depending on who you are since he's flat-out designed as a player insert
porn rules say frisk is male for /ss/ though
>>638167
korean fuckin barbecue
No.638171
>>638165
i don't understand the question
No.638172
>>638167
in all good faith that its not some plain avocado-laden trash you get you some goddamned sushi
No.638173
>>638168
>frisk isn't an asian girl
>yellow skin
>asian eyes
lmao
No.638174
can Frisk flirt with male enemies/NPCs?
No.638175
>>638170
oh canonically probably a boy anyways though since asriel refers to chara as a male and chara is supposed to look near-identical to frisk
and you'd need to be some pretty hardcore tumblr (or blind) (or both) to think 8-12 year old boys and girls look totally alike
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No.638177
>>638174
yes
and female
what a slut
No.638178
>>638175
>asriel refers to chara as a male
what
No.638179
>>638174
frisk flirts with both genders over the course of the story, off the top of my head you can flirt with both papyrus and undyne
No.638180
>>638175
if adult traps can look like girls what's stopping 12 year olds
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>>638178
asriel uses "he" when talking about chara after his true pacifist battle last i recall
No.638184
No.638185
Fun Fact. The japanese have instruction manuals for everything.
Including the proper way to kill yourself. :)
No.638186
>>638184
asriel battle only takes a couple minutes and i think i've got a save right before it so lemme go double-check then
worst-case scenario the wikia can be checked since it's got transcriptions of most/all dialogue last i recall
No.638187
No.638188
Why did everyone forgive Alphys so easily considering she created genetic abominations and also Flowey?
No.638189
>>638187
Not me. That's Grant.
No.638190
>>638188
because toby's not a great writer and almost all of undertale was written on-the-fly
No.638191
>>638189
it's you.
grant is too smug and memeless
No.638192
>>638188
alphys is cute!
cute!
No.638193
Why did everyone forgive Hussie so easily considering he created Homestuck and also Undertale?
No.638194
all the single ladies
aaaaaall the single ladies
No.638195
all the cuckold libbies
aaaaaall the cuckold libbies
No.638196
>>638193
hard to point fingers at a guy what skipped town ages ago innit
No.638198
>>638196
when was the last time anybody heard from hussie
No.638199
i want to wake a cute guy up with a blowjob
No.638200
Ok, see you in another month. Bye.
No.638201
>>638191
But I hate memes. Except for ones from Gambling manga. Or ones that you could say in real life without coming across as a sperglord. or anything that has to do with Doctor Doom...
Ok I'm starting to see your point.
>>638190
I don't know. I liked the jokes. most video games (and webcomics) don't have much of a plot to begin with if you ask me. There's no Breaking Bad of either.
No.638203
important yet endangered post: quickly snagged into safety forever before deletion-extinction. another crisis averted.
No.638204
>>638184
>>638186
fug i don't have a save-file anywhere close to asriel and the wiki's totally rewritten chara's entire article since i last checked it, not sure if that's a deliberate effort on the wiki's part to omit it or if i'm remembering wrong after all
i'll hunt around in asriel's article
No.638205
>>638201
mmm, i'm glad you see it now. you, like me, are also a living meme! how epic!
No.638206
No.638207
AGAHHAHRIIZJDJWIALEIFJSKRJDMJCOWLAKAJAGAGAHYAGAGQHAHHSBFFJE
No.638208
>>638192
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR LISA SIMPSON HOW IS THAT REMOTELY CUTE?
No.638209
>finally got enough ducats to get the inaros quest
>the blueprint takes six hours
UUUGGGHHH
No.638211
>>638208
dinosaurs are hot
No.638212
the subtle shitpost is also the most deadly
No.638213
No.638214
>>638206
i like how they dont keep the canvas straight
No.638215
>>638203
I hope you get hit by a truck soon
No.638216
America doesn't need to be destroyed, it will destroy itself. This isn't up to debate, the end of America will be when it runs out of earth to consume. It will turn to consume itself.
No.638217
>>638208
CUTE
U
T
E
(one is not like the others)
No.638218
>>638217
no they're all exactly the same
it's all shit
No.638219
>>638217
found meganerd, book 'im dano
No.638220
Would you like to have a cat, if a cat is made of bread?
No.638221
>>638213
toby can actually complete a story though, even if there's inconsistencies and some hamfisted elements (COUGH UNDYNE/ALPHYS ROMANCE COUGH)
hell that tails gets trolled thing is written better than homestuck
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>>638218
no see
one is NSFW
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>>638220
yeah that would be pretty epic
No.638224
Wouldn't it be great if Donalt Trump goes on to be president and ends up bankrupting America like his five other times.
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the glitch-then-change-into-creepy-version-of-image thins is so overdone
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>>638224
> ends up bankrupting America like his five other times
Name me the years Trump was a president of USA at least the last time.
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>>638230
it was like 2004 dude are you living under a rock
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>>638230
I meant his five other bankruptcies...
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No.638235
the fat girl from archer is hot
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>>638235
She isn't fat in the heroin arc.
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>>638235
fat girls can't be hot
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>>638236
she's also worse as a character
fat pam 4ever
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>>638237
this is like objectively wrong
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>>638239
it's objectively not
No.638241
Donald Trump inherited almost all of his wealth is the funniest part of Donald Trump saying he worked hard to become successful. His entire life has been juggling how he thinks money is made and catastrophically fucking up and bankrupting five times.
But it's ok, he deserves that money and all the colossal waste that comes with it, he's a Job Creator™ (he's ended almost all of his short lived businesses throughout his live, destroying jobs) and his tax breaks help™ the™ american™ people™.
Donald Trump is what happens when you consistently cut your education budget for your nation, base funding for your public schools on property value, and just hope things end up well.
No.638242
fat people should be shot and thrown out of planes
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>>638238
Nah, there's somewhere in the middle of arc, if I remember it right, in the episode with wannabe country singer girl and some dictator Pam wasn't fat.
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every fat person should be captured and force to run on treadmills all day
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>>638242
that wouldnt work anon
the thing about fat people is they always bounce back
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>>638243
yeah
heroin pam is the worst
No.638249
I can't watch Archer without thinking about Bob's Burgers
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>>638248
I didn't saying a word on her personality, but Pam's body here >>638248 is something that called niiiiiice
No.638251
we should plunder archer for memes to support our failing economy
i suggest 'just as the gypsy foretold'
No.638252
>Cloud, why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way.
oh boy
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I can like chub, but morbid obesity is where I draw the line.
But I prefer girls who are flat as a rod tbh. Skinny is good.
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>>638254
This vfan btw hi :D
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>>638255
did
did they make her fatter
No.638258
please sir...... could you spare a cup of memes??
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>>638255
i miss the hand puppet
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>>638255
>the perspective on those legs
No.638261
*farts 72 times in a row*
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nothing like a cuppa memes
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lend me some memes
i am your neighbour
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dude let me in I'm a joey
No.638267
In this world, it's CUCK or BE cucked!
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>>638141
>>638130
It's not canon but it's not implausible.
>>638146
One of the theories (though I don't put a ton of stock into it) is that Chara is the reincarnation of Poncho human, and Frisk is a reincarnation of Chara.
Along with that theory is that All 7 kids are reincarnations of the 7 wizards who made the barrier.
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>>638183
>>638204
Asriel only ever uses they for Frisk & Chara.
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>tfw you lose interest in a game because there's no cute people in it
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anything can be a meme if you force it hard enough
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>>638273
your mom's vagina must be a real popular meme
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>>638269
see those theories sound good
but they're not based on facts in the game
just tropes that we assume toby knew going in that would colour his writing
No.638277
I wonder how the effect of making conspiracy theories so out there, whether they they involve the evil jews conquering the earth to erase the goyim, reptoids hiding in plain sight in camouflaged human costumes, the government covering up roswell, whatever Alex Jones is
That all these things pretty much distract from the criticisms of the way society is ordered to avoid people from wanting to go far and make real legitimate criticisms of society. Or it's just one way of making sure people avoid actual criticism. But it also trains a devoted watching base who actually believes that shit.
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Tra la la
Beware of the man who speaks in hands
No.638280
my favorite thing about the illuminati conspiracy theorists is that things would actually be much be better if freemasonry decided the fate of our world
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>>638277
>distract from the criticisms of the way society is ordered to avoid people from wanting to go far and make real legitimate criticisms of societ
this is a good argument to be made
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I want everything you can think of! Money! Women. Power and Sex. Status! GLORY! I DEMAND the finer things! And of course...I CRAVE eternal life.
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>>638277
This is probably actually what's happening, the best way to discredit something is to make it appear ridiculous