No.638265
cloud is a cute girl
>>637559
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>>638276
They take Chara's comment of their "reincarnation" a bit literally, to say that Frisk is their reincarnation.
I think it just meant their spirit was 'revived'.
No.638286
>>638285
whats wrong with karkat
No.638287
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No.638291
guys i have bad news
hussie has cancer and only has a month to live
No.638292
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>>638291
okay and what are the bad news?
No.638295
>>638291
good now we know the date of our mass suicide
No.638296
>>638293
why this man have tiddy
No.638298
>>638295
we should assassinate obama
No.638299
>>638298
we should save children from Joe Biden's lecherous leers
No.638301
>>638296
Cause his name is Robert Paulson
No.638303
give me some tunes to listen to while I walk my dog
No.638304
Yes hello it is i. Im here now. After noy having had sleep for like what? 36 hours?
No.638305
>>638303
Flintstones theme
No.638306
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No.638310
>>638309
No. Absolutely nobody.
No.638314
The Yakuza are pretty cool. They make money from all the comic books and movies made about them.
Why didn't the mafia ever think to do that?
No.638315
Why is there fetishes and porn for EVERYTHING
No.638317
Go ahead and hit me if you're able.
No.638318
u mad cuz ur single lol
xD
No.638319
will stevey uni ever come back
No.638320
>dog is laying on my lap/arm
>hot and want to get up for a drink
>dont want to disturb him
fug
No.638321
No.638323
My friend was a lot more excited for Declaration in Stone than I thought he was going to be.
Turns out he thought it was "and all things that share a creature type" instead of "same name".
No wonder he wouldn't stop talking about it shitting on tribal, I thought he was just talking about exiling a specific key creature.
No.638324
No.638325
>>638265
why does cloud have boobs
No.638326
No.638327
>>638323
you know, it actually would be a pretty decently powered card if it did that for maybe 1WW
clearing a tribal opponent's board but giving them a bunch of draw power if they weren't tokens is pretty powerful and fair
No.638328
>>638327
Not that much "Exile of God plus you can draw some" is pretty much a blowout.
No.638329
>>638328
it fits white perfectly though
great removal but very conditional and at a price.
i mean think of it against any non-tribal deck. "1WW sorcery - exile target creature and your opponent gets a clue" is pretty not great.
although in this particular block, yeah it'd be really fucking broken.
No.638330
>>638329
well yea against a single thing it's not amazing but against tribal it's a blowout
No.638331
i miss playing mtg so much
No.638332
>>638330
which would make it balanced, a great sideboard card
No.638333
>>638331
yugioh is better fam
No.638334
>>638331
lots of opportunities to interact with kids huh
No.638335
No.638336
No.638337
>>638333
is it though
i used to play that when i was a kid but it seems like it got so much more complicated
>>638334
i only ever played with seniors in college actually
for some reason the baseball team was super into mtg
one guy had a cube of like 600 cards, it was great
No.638339
No.638340
No.638341
i wonder if RW equipment is gonna be a real thing
with nahiri skulking around shooting lightning bolts it certainly seems like it
i've already got a couple chandras if they end up being any good, although RW is probably gonna be too aggroy for a 6 drop walker
No.638342
>>638337
>but it seems like it got so much more complicated
you know i completely forgot that
i only remember yugioh up to where it introduced synchros
fuck now i'm a little turned off from getting back into it now
No.638343
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No.638346
>>638342
now there's xyz and pendulums. they're not too complicated.
my one friend who still played the game just sold all his shit because apparently konami is kinda going apeshit recently
No.638347
okay so first off DUDE
WEED
but i got so fucking high last night and played street fighter five then fell asleep w/ my friends at my side :)
SFV sucks don't buy it lmao.
but if you have it, let's play! :O
No.638348
No.638349
>>638348
who else would it be
No.638350
*digs up nose*
*wipes a 8ig fat 8ooger on your computer screen*
No.638351
post above your last post is what you named your newborn baby niggerclit
No.638352
>>638348
i honestly couldn't find a higher resolution.
so please nigger me.
No.638355
oh SHIT hot off the presses
No.638356
all this time i've wanted mario and the search for the inner spaghetti partt quest to become well known
but i just realized yesterday if it did it would become another shitty overused meme
(see: every 4chan meme)
i mean it's fucking awesome when a friend messages me like 'hey i showed a friend your fanfic' or 'hey gimme link to your autismfic' and that feel would die if it became popular
but if i get anywhere near my goal there's no way people would ignore the multimillion mario giant
No.638357
>>638355
i had to stop wasting money on this game so i could start wasting money on pot.
No.638358
>>638355
also this card seems absolutely fucking insane but whatever.
No.638359
>>638355
>i can be your angel
>or yuor devil
No.638360
No.638361
No.638362
>stop going to reddit for months
>decide 'back to leddit' is a shit meme
>go back to leddit
welp deleted my account again
not a moment too soon
No.638363
No.638364
>>638358
I mean this is Avacyn we're talking about.
No.638366
>>638365
what's going on?
are you enjoying the wagie/schoolie life yet?
No.638367
>>638360
seriously, 5 mana for what is essentially a pyroclasm+1 on a 6/5 stick is ridiculous
and hell, even if you don't want to do that, you can flash her in during combat for a blowout or making your opponent's removal whiff
this thing wins you the game in too many ways for me to expect it to actually be a playable cost, it's gonna be all over standard i think
No.638368
No.638369
>>638367
this card with a sac outlet seems kinda good tbh
No.638370
>>638364
>everything is indestructible
wait
what
that can't be right
>>638366
schoolie life is goin' pretty well
doin' much better now that i'm not doin' the drogas all the time
being closer to home helps too
i'm also curious tho
are you jon reader
No.638372
>>638370
is that not obvious?
No.638373
>>638370
>wait
>what
>that can't be right
What part of "Avacyn" did you not understand.
No.638374
>Play Avacyn
>Sac a creature
>Bolt everything but all of your creatures are indestructible
>Have a 6/5 flyer
There'a also "flash it in during combat to save your shit"
No.638375
i want a driven-insane angel gf!
No.638376
For a while I thought Avacyn was like, a place on Innistrad, mostly because of "Avacyn Restored".
My first set was Dragon's Maze though.
No.638377
>>638373
that's just so intense
>>638372
i dunno man i don't wanna assume, i'm not that great at keeping track of people
so
how ya been
No.638378
>>638376
>My first set was Dragon's Maze though
i'm so, so sorry
No.638379
>>638378
I liked it.
Just my friend didn't explain drafting to me so I thought you had to draft lands, so I drafted every single guild gate first pick.
No.638380
>>638375
Do you want the one that drove her insane?
No.638381
>>638380
how do you fuck that
No.638382
No.638385
>>638377
pretty good.
i feel closer to my friends than ever before and i am really loving class.
i feel more responsible and in control of my life, which i guess means i'm becoming a full grown boy.
life is good.
No.638386
>>638380
>>638383
>>638384
that's my gf
and i love her
No.638387
No.638388
>>638386
She's taken buddy.
No.638389
>>638388
he's dead remember
he got lit on fire and apparently that was enough
No.638390
>>638389
Please don't remind me, I'm trying to forget that wotc doesn't give a shit about their story anymore.
No.638391
>>638385
i'm glad, that sounds really good my man
i'm happy for you
>>638387
(i know)
>>638388
i'll fucking fight him
he doesn't look that tough
No.638392
>>638388
You're with your girlfriend and this guy comes up and slaps her ass
For the record he's limitless in power and knowledge
What are you white boys gonna do about it?
No.638393
>>638386
>john talking about grimdark rose
No.638394
>>638389
wait was that the conclusion to all these tentacly guys getting unleashed
No.638395
>>638391
buddy he's not called the butcher of truth for nothing
No.638396
>>638392
i become super aryan saiyan 1000 and piss into his asshole
No.638397
>>638394
"Through the power of teamwork they permanently kill eldritch abominations that don't even exist in this dimension through simple fire magic and 4 neowalkers"
Because you know, that makes perfect sense.
It's not like 3 oldwalkers, essentially gods, could only temporarily trap them for a thousand years.
No.638398
>>638396
btw he's impervious to galo sengan
his weakness is fire :O
No.638399
>>638392
pull out my pocket lighter, whisper "nothin personnel......", and take his omnipotent ass down
because apparently. that's. enough.
No.638401
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No.638402
Also not to mention Ugin told them so many times NOT TO TRY AND KILL THE TITANS.
It's only a small consolation that he's pissed at them.
Maybe he'll be pissed off enough to do shit with Bolas, that'd be sort of interesting, since they don't care about characters anymore.
No.638404
>>638397
maybe those geezers just sucked at magic
No.638405
No.638406
>>638403
of course man, but that girl is fucking nuts.
No.638407
>>638403
my favorite anime
No.638408
>>638404
Well one of them is currently wrecking a plane because one of the other ones didn't help fight the tentacle monsters in the second place.
The 3rd one fucked off (see: >>638402 ) because everyone else was too busy being retarded.
No.638409
>>638395
how's he gonna butcher the truth when the truth is
imma whoop his ass and take his girl
>>638403
i should finish watching it
the last time i tried i had to stop watching cuz i broke up with the guy who ran anime club and i stopped going cuz it was so awkward
No.638410
>>638398
my piss is fire
see this: "and then his other arm became a snake too and he started absorbing power and then their power levels equalized and both super mario and super rabbijonas became super aryan saiyna 1700 becausem ario had stolen power from super rabbijonas and super aryan saiyan mario 1700 glowed with poewr and screamed and said "MY FRIENDS... my friends... my friends, polhammed and ritwin, my aryan corades, gave theirr lives so that i could defeat you.." and super rabbijonas took out a jewish super sword and cutt of the the snake arms and siad "fuck off you SNAKE go back to deceiving eve in the garden of evil i wil ldestroy you" and the super aryans who were making the swastiska annon were performing a gneetic fusion and were becoming a biological laser cannon capable of destroying millions of planets in one hit becaue htats how powerful they were and space hitler screamed and ran behind super rabbijonas and tried to stab at him with a sword but super rabbijonas touched his head and activated a bar mitzvah cheat that had been implanted into his skull and he siad " you may think you are strong but oyu forget that i still have the power of the super powerful bar mitzvah cheat on my side" and then he grew a second pair of arms and he touched the other three bar mitzvah cheats and they all crumbled leaving empty skin cavities in his head where the bar mitzvah cheats were and he glowed with intense blue jewish bar mitzvah cheat energy and he said "i have used four bar mitzvah cheats what do you have oyu have nothing you cannot hope to ever defeat me in my current form" and mario said "yes we can we are thousands and you are two made ONE" and super rabbijonas said "you have nothing an you are ntohing and i am everything face destruction you cowards oyu face the power of a god" and super aryan saiyan 1700 mario said "i face the power of a FAGGOT and i will destroy all faggtos in this world... FAGGOT!" and super rabbijonas said "what did yu say to me you little shit?! i was in the jewish military for 1000 years and i was being a rabbi for 10000" and mario said "yeah im sjure you were meming when i was a little retarded baby" and then super rabbijonas said "i will make you taste the fullness of my power" and he turned around to the biological swastiska ccannon and he sent a super aryan saiyan bar mitzvah cheat laser at it and it fired its own uper powered laser fuielde by thousands of super aryain saiyan aryans and their lasers collided in a huge glorious clash of light as their energies mixed and fought and battled for existance and super rabbijonas said "this is fucking ridiculous i have the power of a god how can you oppose me are you ready for an epic battle" and super aryan saiyan mario saids "nope i dont fucking have to fight you i can just teleport and kill you when you were a baby" and super rabbijonas said "no you wouldnt dare" and then super aryan saiyan mario said "yes i would dare becuase i dont care you are below me i dont have to fight fair with you" and super rabbijonas rushed towards mario in anger and the swastiska cannon fired completely on his back burning it and super mario said "i guess i wont need to after all" and then he took out his sword and he stabbed super rabbijonas in the stomache and he transferred all 1700 levels of super aryan saiyanism that he had into his sword and his sword exploded with super aryan saiyan power and it glowed in multitude colors of light and then it exploded into a glorious super aryan saiyan explosion that created a huge mile wide crater below them and the swastiska cannon and space hitler were all knocked back and mario fell to the ground unconsccious"
No.638411
also not that it matters to this context but 'oldwalkers' is just a classification before the mending
Ugin, Sorin, and Nahiri are all technically neowalkers now
No.638412
>>638411
neo walkers
they can traverse neo, from the matrix?
No.638413
Though Ugin and Sorin are old as balls, and Nahiri's fond of millenia-long dirt naps.
No.638414
>>638412
neo=new
they're a lot less powerful
No.638415
you guys are all such nerds lol
No.638416
" you may think you are strong but oyu forget that i still have the power of the super powerful bar mitzvah cheat on my side"
this is incredible.
No.638418
No.638419
>>638416
you should read the whole thing
No.638420
This is probably better written than whatever wotc has planned for Emrakul.
No.638421
i think wotc's official reasoning is "the 3 oldwalkers never tried to kill the titans only trap them so there's no discrepancy here :)"
but that just retroactively ruins the eldrazi. when you spend so much time building these things up as the strongest forces in the universe only to turn around and kill them easily and say "well no one ever tried just killing them :)))", it stinks.
so all this time for all these milinnea, these "threats to the multiverse" that had to be sealed away for some reason could have just been taken down by probably ONE oldwalker by him/herself, but nobody ever felt like it?
No.638422
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
video game where the soundtrack is composed entirely by smooth mcgroove when
No.638423
>>638421
Weren't Sorin and Nahiri trying to kill them and then Ugin popped up with "Hey I'm old as balls these things might be important"
No.638424
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>638417
nostalgia time
holy fuck
>>638422
not soon enough
No.638426
>>638421
they're pretty gross maybe nobody wanted to come close enough to kill them
No.638427
oh my god who is this jesus-looking asshole
No.638428
>>638426
They got close enough to trap them.
No.638429
No.638430
>>638429
jesus' music sounded better after i listened to it for a few minutes
No.638431
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>638427
are you seriously dissing smooth "the groove" mcgroove
No.638432
>>638419
so who is responsible for this?
No.638433
>>638423
sssshhhh we dont talk about the fact that two oldwalkers tried and failed to kill them, which they should have done in like 10 minutes if 4 neowalkers did
they never tried ok
only captured them
no discrepancies bro
No.638434
No.638435
>>638353
why the bong is glowing
No.638436
it's the goomba stomping mushroom popping mustached man
koopa clomping, body dropping, fireball in my hand
run and jump, duck and slide, to get the box on the other side
breaking bricks with my fucking fist, bitch, I'm coming inside
through the castle, no hassle, on my way to the end
daisy went and got kidnapped again
it isn't Koopa, but they might be friends
i'm gonna whomp you motherfucker, don't even pretend
No.638437
>>638435
it's a metaphor
from the words kanaya, rose, and seer / sylph you get the first title 'smoke'
combine this with their shared aspect, light
smoke of light
No.638438
rip Garruk
at least he was gotten rid of before they had to make all the mono walkers Good Guys
No.638439
>>638433
were the oldwalkers embarrassed when they found they could've just killed them
No.638442
>>638439
>"What have you done?" bellowed the spirit dragon. A blast of heat washed over Jace, Ugin's internal fires stoked by anger.
>"You've killed two living creatures that were older than worlds," said Ugin. "Without knowing their purpose, their role, the impact of their lives or their deaths—you risked this entire plane and unknown consequences beyond it to kill them. Because you could."
>In the silence that followed, only Chandra spoke: "You're damned right we did."
Nahiri is currently too pissed at Sorin to care probably
Sorin is too busy trying to mitigate Nahiri to care probably
No.638443
No.638444
>>638442
oh SHIT where did this come from
is this sorin killing avacyn
is that motherfucking tamiyo not dead
holy fuck
No.638445
>hype for mtg lore
neeeerds
No.638446
>>638444
Tamiyo not being dead is so far the best thing of the story.
>>638445
I used to be. Zendikar was one of the best lore blocks of all time.
Then BFZ happened.
Innistrad was also one of the pretty great lore blocks, now this is going on.
No.638447
>tubemate stops working
MY PORN
No.638449
tfw youre so old you cant legally wes the wes
No.638450
No.638451
>want to copy paste my 3k chapter title
>it won't fit
guess i'll do a diff one
CHAPTER 189: THE ELEVENTH BADGE WITHIN REACH.... THE END OF THE INTERMISSION.... INCHES CLOSER.... AINT YOU FUCKING GLAD IM A FUCKING MATTER OF DRAMATIC PACING? INFERIOR AUTHORS WOULD FUCKING DUMP ALL THIS SHIT ON YOU AT ONCE LIKE OH BOY MARIO WALKED INTO A FOREST AND GOT 32 BADGES. THEN HE RESCUED WALUIJEW, THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS ORIGINAL UNIVERSE AND DID A BUNCH OF NORMIE SHIT LIKE RESCUE PRINCESS PEACH AND NEED HELP FINDING A DATE AND HAVE A BUNCH OF FLASHBACKS TO THE PAST INCLUDING HIS OWN ORIGINS.... ANYWAY THEYD DUMP ALL THAT HSIT AT ONCE AND THIS NETIRE FANFIC WOULD BE FUCKING TEN WORDS LONG ITS LIKE IF I PUBLISHED UNE AND JUST SAID "SPACE" BECASUE I WAS TOO UCH OF A RETARDED FUCKING LITERARY URCHIN TO FUCKING ELUCIDATE ANY OF THE MUCH NEEDED FUCKING DETAILS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL FRANK HERBERT WOULD LITERALLY FUCKING CRY AND DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT WERE TALKIJNG ABOUT A TIME FRAME IN WHICH HES DEAD HE OWULD RESURRECT BEFORE RYING BUT ANYWAY BASICALLY YOU HAVE ME TO THANK FOR GETTING ALL THE JUICY DETAILS AND BEING ABLE TO READ ABOUT ALL THE DRAMA THAT UNFOLDS WITHIN THE WORLDS OF ARIO AND THE SEARCH FOR THE INNER SPAGHETTI PARTY QUEST AND A LESS DEDICATED AND LESS ARYAN AUTHOR WOULD LITERALLY UTILATE IT LIKE FUKCING CUT ALL A BABYS LIMBS OFF AND SAY "HERE IVE BROUGHT OYU YOUR WONDERFUL BABY GIRL, IN THE PERFECT SIZE FOR CONSUMPTION" EXCEPT THATS A BAD EXAMPLE BECAUSE A LESSER EXAMPLE WOULD BASICALLY JUST GIVE YOU THE BABYS TONGUE AND SAY "HERES THE BEST PART" AND NOT SAY ANY OF THE OTHER SHIT WHEN ALL THIS IS HIGHLY CRUCIAL TO THE PLOT DEVELOPMENT. CONSIDER ERIDU MARIA. IF YOU HADNT READ CHAPTERS 129 OR WHATEVER TO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WOULD HAVE NO IDEA WHO ERIDU MARIA IS AND HAVE NO IDEA ABOTU THE ADVENTURES THAT ARIO AND ERIDU MARIA HAD TOGETHER. WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? BECAUSE THERES A NEW FRIEND IN TOWN (IMAGINE THAT "NEW FRIEND" THERE IS DOUBLE CAPITALIZED) AND THAT FRIEND IS ERIDU MARIA AND IF YOU AHVENT READ THIS SERIALLY OYU WOULD HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO SHE IS AND WHY SHES SO FUCKING OE. ITSO NLY BECAUSE I WRITE THIS STORY WITH SO MUCH LOVE AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO FULLY UNDERSTAND HER ORIGINS AND HER PERSONALITY. WITHOUT E AS THE AUTHOR YOU MIGHT GET A FEW WORDS OF INTRODUCTION LIKE "HERES ERIDU MARIA. SHES CUTE" AND YOUD BE LIKE..... OKAY......... NICe, IM SURE THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW. BUT NO. YOU NEED TO KNOW ORE. YOU CANT UDNERRSTAND A CHARACTER WHEN YOU ONLY KNOW FUCKING FIVE WORDS ABOUT THEM. YOU NEED A TLEAST A PARAGRAPH OF DEVELOPMENT FOR EVERY CHARACTER. AND ANYWAY I COULD KEEP FUCKING SHOUTING AT YOU FOR YEARS BECAUSE YOU SUCK MASSIVE PENIS (LMAO)
No.638452
The few, the proud
The anonymous
No.638453
No.638454
>>638453
he wants the wes...
No.638456
wesley come back
you can blame it all on me
No.638457
man hsg sure is dead
anyway i gotta go i guess.
No.638458
why won't people back the fuck off of El Wes-a-rino
No.638459
No.638460
what color deck should i make
just monocolor
No.638461
No.638462
>>638460
2 is usually a good sweet spot
No.638463
>>638460
green or gruul
I used to try and force mono green in sealed but I've noticed it's a lot harder.
No.638464
gruul is green+red if you don't know
No.638465
>>638463
i already have a gruul deck, but good choice
No.638467
god i feel like shit
time to walk 2 miles i guess
No.638468
>you'll never smoke weed and cuddle with your fav troll
No.638469
tfw you're a grixis-aligned control faggot
tfw every draft is mono-removal
No.638471
>>638470
is
is this in the actual anime
No.638472
>>638471
yes
this is toei quality
this is what they do to properties like digimon, sailor moon, dragon ball z
No.638473
>>638470
why is cat man chilling out
isn't he the bad guy
No.638475
>>638472
just wait for the bd
No.638476
>>638472
for some reason vegeta bothers me more than the other two, his whole body looks proportionally fucked up
looks just like when i tried to draw anime as a 13 year old, i think that's why it fucks with me so much. look at his fucking RIGHT ARM WHAT THE FUCK
No.638477
>>638476
yeah i also noticed that
No.638478
>>638475
xlr look at those faces and tell me that its even possible for the studio to fix them
piccolo is unga levels of porunga
whiss is a goddamn blowup sex doll
No.638479
>>638478
is whiss the imp or the blue guy
No.638480
>>638470
>>638474
how was this even greenlit
No.638482
>>638479
hes the smurf with the pillar on his head yea
No.638483
was piccolo always this fucking buff
No.638485
>>638484
is catman pulling a vegeta
last I saw he was poking goku to death
No.638487
i know lets revive one of the most well-known and popular anime franchises of all time
and also lets not spend any money at all animating it
No.638488
>>638485
yeah they pacified him with a good fight and good food
>>638487
see>>638472
No.638489
who animated old dbz, toriyama right?
No.638490
>>638489
no
it was multiple animators
they just gave original dbz a budget, and time to get the episodes out
these are rushed and cheap
No.638491
if aliens invaded and wanted to take over, but they were cute, would you surrender?
No.638492
>>638490
absolutely shameful
No.638493
>>638491
They probably wouldn't even have to be cute.
No.638494
>>638468
:o(
>>638450
yeah man
i aint ashamed
No.638495
>>638491
Fighting them would be literally worse than pointless
No.638496
donald "walking godwin's law landmine" trump
No.638497
>>638491
Depends on if I can hug them.
No.638499
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This was pretty funny if you didn't see it yesterday.
No.638500
No.638502
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No.638503
>>638502
C A N ' T S T U M P T H E T R U M P
No.638504
No.638505
No.638506
FF7 is epic
why have i been putting it off all these years
No.638507
No.638511
>>638506
FF9 is better in every conceivable way
No.638512
No.638514
I fucked up a 200 note combo in project diva
No.638515
>>638514
miku is literal doodoo
No.638516
>>638515
i dont care its fun
No.638518
>>638517
SHE RETURNS
...AGAIN
No.638519
>>638517
Joey! I knew you would come back! I love you, Joey! I LOVE YOU!
No.638520
>>638517
night of the living joeys
No.638521
>cruz won more delegates than trump
hehehe..........
No.638522
>>638521
as if that will be enough to stump him
No.638523
No.638524
if you vote for any of the republican candidates you're an actual retard tbh
No.638525
>>638524
but what if i want to watch america burn
No.638526
I'm getting sick of political debates in here tbqh my fams
No.638527
if you vote for any of the democratic candidates you're an actual retard tbh
No.638528
>The product officially launched with the Sharper Image’s 2007 June catalog, which featured a grinning Trump pointing at a tray full of his steaks. At the same time, the Sharper Image placed huge posters of Trump in the windows of its 185 stores nationwide.
>The steaks were only available for mail order, and ranged from the Classic Collection, which cost customers $199 for two filet mignons, two cowboy bone-in rib-eyes and 12 burgers, to $999 for 24 burgers and 16 steaks.
>But despite the rash of media attention, Levin said, the steaks just didn’t sell.
>“The net of all that was we literally sold almost no steaks,” Levin said. “If we sold $50,000 of steaks grand total, I’d be surprised.”
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
No.638529
if you vote for any of the candidates you're an actual retard tbh
No.638530
>>638529
this but 100% unironically
No.638531
>>638526
It's a presidential election, put your big boy pants on and get fucking over it. It won't kill you.
No.638532
>>638526
some people want to talk and argue about their opinion so much
the problem is that nobody cares
No.638533
>>638525
That's not particularly fair for the rest of us, even though I appreciate the sentiment
No.638534
No.638535
If you vote for any of the candidates you're a retard, but if you vote for any of the republican candidates on top of all the candidates you're a worse retard. Like, a vegetable in a coma or someone who can't stop drooling and has no control over their limbs.
No.638536
>>638531
i don't fucking care about american politics
stop trying to force your opinions down people's throat and shove a fistful of pills down yours instead
No.638537
>>638536
Shut the fuck up and mind your own business little boy
No.638538
writing-in joey claire is the only smart way to vote
No.638539
I want a republican besides rubio to win
No.638540
>>638539
That's because you're a vegetable in a coma or someone who can't stop drooling and has no control over their limbs.
No.638541
>thread quality drops whenever vworm arrives
see you later hsg
No.638542
>>638525
if you hate the economy vote for bernie
if you want to watch america burn vote hillary
if you want to watch america burn while having fun doing it vote trump
No.638543
>>638541
Wow look at this beautiful bastion of good posts
not
No.638544
>>638539
i hope rubio wins and you are forced to vote for him
No.638545
>>638540
yeah well than how am I typing?
No.638546
>>638542
America isn't burning because of any of the candidates it's burning from the inside from idiots like you. Not that I can complain about America burning into a crisp, but it would be nice if America wasn't populated by immature dipshit dunces who weren't raised correctly.
No.638547
No.638548
why couldn't vfan's boxcutter boy kill her
No.638549
>>638544
Don't worry that's not happening, the candidate is going to be Donald "we literally sold almost no steaks" Trump
No.638550
No.638551
No.638552
No.638553
>>638552
This is me by the way, vfan
No.638554
I'm afraid you can't filter me, and you have no choice but to deal with me.
No.638555
>>638548
he couldn't do it because he never existed
No.638556
we might not be able to filter vfan but we have the greatest filter of all
the ability to not read or respond to attention-whoring posts whose pixels are worth less than the time they take to read
the answer was inside us, all this time
No.638557
>tfw you stayed up too late and now your depression and anxiety are sitting on the couch throwing popcorn at you
No.638558
>>638556
I'm going to post regardless. And people will respond. I'm going to throw potatoes at you.
No.638560
>>638556
every time you would reply to vfan, instead post about joey
No.638561
the Soviet Union is no longer a country because they lost the cold war
No.638564
No.638565
File: 1457246389906.jpg (379.44 KB, 1610x1224, 805:612, 473102_10150692111573144_5….jpg)
Telling people not to respond to me is a bit like telling people not to vote for trump.
No.638566
HAND OVER JOEY AND NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT
No.638567
What if I respond to your posts.....and you don't know who I am....
No.638568
>>638566
t-take it... just don't hurt joey...
No.638569
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No.638572
>we literally sold almost no steaks
No.638574
I want to buy Joey's $199 to $999 steaks!
No.638576
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
>we literally sold almost no steaks
No.638578
>>638576
nobody cares except you
and you only care because you think other people care
No.638579
>>638578
>We
>Literally
>Sold
>Almost
>No
>Steaks
No.638580
No.638581
can anyone here explain to me what the fuck is up with yugioh now
why is it still a thing
what the fuck is with it
No.638582
>>638581
card games on motorcycles and a bunch of new gimmicks for summoning creatures
it's real bad feature creep
No.638583
why won't the fags leave me alone
No.638584
>>638583
they want your booty
and they wont take no for an answer
No.638585
>shamrock shakes are around
No.638586
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No.638587
>>638585
gotta get me some of that
No.638588
I still don't know if lesbians are considered fags but I will assume it falls under the umbrella.
No.638589
i need a safe space from fags
No.638590
>>638588
i think generally fag is more of a guy one
id probably loosely consider fag/dyke 2 sides of the same insult coin tbh
No.638591
I don't think dyke is an insult, I call myself that
No.638592
okay so I'm weighing my options
I can do a couple things
1. Buy an AGS-101 SP
2. Buy an already backlit GBA off of ebay
3. Just buy a new shell to put on the gba I bought off of ebay 3 years ago
help me hsg
No.638593
>>638592
Did they sell backlit GBAs? I only remember SP
No.638594
>>638593
Nintendo didn't, but you can find modded gbas that have backlights installed by the refurbisher
No.638595
>>638592
why not emulate all of your games?
No.638596
nobody ever considers my feelings
No.638597
>>638596
Boohoo bitch welcome to life
No.638598
>>638596
*drags scrote across your face*
No.638599
>>638595
emulation won't make me feel like im a little kid again
No.638600
>>638574
*leans in for a joey smooch*
No.638601
>>638599
try moving back in with your parents
No.638602
>>638601
I still live with my parents
No.638603
>>638599
neither will playing them on the actual hardware
No.638604
No.638605
>>638568
*takes the teeny joey*
*shoves her up me bum*
No.638606
>>638602
classic nintenyearold
No.638607
How would you feel if a girl slaps your ass
No.638608
>>638606
I'm still in highschool...
No.638609
No.638610
>>638608
it's time to graduate shitto................
No.638612
>>638611
no no roxkit, you're too young for coffee
No.638614
>>638611
*smashes tail under anvil*
No.638615
>>638612
we all know what happened last time she had coffee
No.638616
>>638614
*catches your hand, saves roxkit*
*runs you through a combine*
No.638617
men getting intimidated by aggressively sexual lesbians
No.638618
>>638615
yeah
we couldn't get her to calm down until we gave her a sip of wine
No.638619
men getting dominated by aggressively sexual lesbians
No.638620
No.638621
>>638619
that's not very lesbian
No.638622
>>638620
>>638621
it doesn't have to be sexual from their pov
No.638623
>>638619
Are talking financially? Labor and work?
No.638625
>>638618
we should have moved her away from the good chair first, in hindsight
No.638626
No.638627
No.638629
i need to pee
problem: i don't want to leave my room
solution: pee in the dunkin donuts cup
No.638630
>>638627
?
????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????????????
No.638631
>>638628
that ass is huuuuuge
No.638633
>>638630
mistreating roxkit is classic crossie behavior
No.638634
>>638633
i'm older than your shitty meme, fuck off
No.638635
No.638636
>>638634
you're older than 3?
great job lad
No.638638
>>638632
why do i still watch the whole thing
No.638639
No.638640
>>638638
it's a quality animation
No.638641
No.638642
>>638635
ROXYKITTEN IS NOT SEXUAL
No.638643
Third World Maoism/alt-right hybrid
No.638644
>>638643
it'd collapse into a vortex of self-hatred
No.638645
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>jokes about rape all the time
>somehow has the gall to pretend to care about pedophilia
None of your concerns are genuine.
No.638646
>>638645
why are they bathing in poo poo
No.638647
wanna play bullet ball with roxykitten
No.638648
>>638645
I want to lick them clean.
No.638649
>>638645
why are they in a tub full of feces
No.638650
File: 1457250751895.png (350.17 KB, 500x616, 125:154, tumblr_ma7ufneOun1qzb7j7o1….png)
ok let me change the image
>jokes about rape all the time
>somehow has the gall to pretend to care about pedophilia
None of your concerns are genuine
No.638651
I don't know how I feel about this, but on the bright side I have a cute sheep now
No.638652
No.638653
>>638650
what are those two ladies doing
No.638655
No.638656
>>638650
here are some better images for next time
No.638658
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.
No.638659
>>638656
those nips are real cute
No.638660
>>638656
>>638657
I have a theory that these are both the same people, and are the roxykitten poster .
No.638661
>>638659
*snaps your dick*
No.638663
>>638660
>implying i would save that nasty shit on my computer
No.638664
>>638660
nah, i just recently saved the pics because i was getting tired of her shit
i'm glad the barfposter was here to back me up tho
No.638665
>>638661
joke's on you!
you can't snap something that isn't there!
No.638666
>>638662
what did he mean by this
No.638667
>>638665
*snaps your neck*
No.638670
>>638668
is this your fetish?
No.638671
No.638673
>>638668
>>638669
>WHY DO YOU BAN ME
No.638674
Trump then began leading them in a pledge: "I do solemnly swear." The crowd echoed him: "I do solemnly swear." Trump continued: "That I -- no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there's hurricanes or whatever." The crowd tried repeating that back, but largely failed in doing so. Trump reassured them that they were doing fine: "That's good enough."
No.638675
No.638676
i was walking the dog at like 11 pm earlier and i saw a cat briskly jogging down the other side of the street
No.638678
No.638679
No.638680
>>638677
>If you don't stop posting I won't delete your nudes
should have stayed gone sweaty....
No.638681
No.638683
No.638684
No.638685
name? I think "eri" would be a good one
No.638686
No no nono
Silly boys can’t tame me
Bernie’s the only one who’s ever gonna claim me
Uh-uh, uh-uh
I’m in love with the price tag
Gimme yo' number, Imma give that shit right back
No.638688
No.638690
>>638689
yes
the epic rises
No.638691
that was an ebin mutilated horse my dude
No.638692
Does she really sound like a man?
No.638694
>>638692
deepest voice ive ever heard
No.638695
>>638692
lol she isn't doing anything to disprove it
No.638697
>>638692
It was unmistakable
No.638699
he posted the horse again the absolute madman
there's no telling what he'll do next
No.638702
No.638703
if you fuck off, i will remove them
No.638705
>>638697
post a vocaroo impression
No.638706
No.638707
>>638704
this is fascinating
No.638708
>>638703
if you fuck off and delete them I will not post this girl inside a horse all night and all morning and all next day
By posting the nudes you aren't getting rid of me, you're assuring I stay here longer.
No.638710
>>638708
maybe i should tile the images as the board background and post them on /b/ or something
No.638711
who the hell browses with images on anyway
No.638712
>>638707
right??? it's funky. it's like a whole new world of genitalia
>>638708
i don't want you to le leave again!
No.638713
>>638710
Then I'll ask your girlfriend for your address when I sue your dumb ass too. You next to Wesley would convince a jury on basis of your ugliness alone.
No.638714
>>638705
I have an upper respiratory infection so right now the only impression I can do is TJ Miller
No.638716
No.638717
please down your pills for real this time
No.638718
i'll sue because somebody made fun of me on the internet
No.638719
"she seems like she'll play nice this time"
grant i don't know why you thought this would ever work
just ban her and maybe she'll end up taking wes with her
No.638720
>>638719
it always ramps up
i assumed the threat of them being posted would be enough to keep vfan in check but i guess i was wrong
some people just lack the ability to be nice, its really heartbreaking
No.638721
No.638722
>>638720
she likes them being posted, she's sick
No.638724
>>638720
How dumb are you exactly?
No.638725
>>638724
my only flaw is that im too nice and forgiving, like son goku
No.638726
>>638718
The legal definition is actually called "Revenge Porn" and it means one thousand dollars per dumb fuck boy
No.638727
erjoey just learnt how to pound
No.638728
>>638724
grant is just nice to a fault
No.638729
>>638724
i thought you and vfan had a tiff or something
No.638730
Do you think vfan posting her nudes herself that one time would throw a wrench in her hypothetical court case
No.638731
>>638726
yea and it's a thing you've been talking about for...months? I think
No.638732
especially since the 2 images that get posted most often were the ones she posted herself
No.638733
No.638734
>>638725
You are the eternal lover of drama. I refuse to believe you're this stupid; clearly the aim is chaos
No.638735
>>638730
If she posted them here then she'd be fucked I think.
No.638736
>>638729
remember when egg when full retard mode because ben saved this pic
No.638737
>>638734
no...im too nice and kind...thats me....i give energy to frieza so he leave the planet but he shoots me..too nice
No.638738
>>638736
It was one of the best nights of my life honestly.
No.638739
isnt vfan the one who posted those nudes in the first place or is my hsgistory rusty because posting them yourself to a public forum and then somebody else reposting them later and you not liking it does not revenge porn make
No.638740
>>638729
I changed where I part my hair and it made all the difference. I'm gonna have to change my name to sexyhairhead
No.638741
>>638730
The one wesley posted wasn't. I can make the case with Wesley and win it with flying colors.
No.638742
>>638730
>>638739
whoops i opened my mouth and somebody had already gotten to it several posts before i did
i don't deserve to use this joey flag that i left on by accident and then forgot about
No.638743
>>638739
The story that vfan's saying (which might be false) is that she sent them to wesley (god knows why, though) and then he posted them here.
No.638744
>>638739
she gave them to wesley and he posted them in hsg
No.638745
I fucked up bad and now I can't homebrew my 3ds
No.638746
>>638739
she sent them to wesley and wesley post them here
but of course the girl in the pics is not her because no one is that stupid
No.638748
>>638738
HSG: revisionist history general
No.638749
No.638750
>>638748
That is literally what you did Egg, I was there
No.638751
No.638753
>>638743
>>638744
only person that could be slammed for revenge porn in that event would be wesley
>>638745
aight how bad did you fuck it up son depending on how bad i can probably help you unfuck it
No.638754
>>638748
I, vfan, was there too. And I was on your side then, but it is what you did
No.638755
No.638756
No.638757
>>638756
I was faded at the time, and he sent me his dick and I felt like. fuck why not you know what's the worst that can happen
No.638758
>>638753
No, I have firmware 10.5 and
>Opening the browser and seeing the update nag once stores it to savedata and blocks it PERMANENTLY.
I'm just fucked my man
No.638759
>>638756
literally everything that's happened in hsg has been him at the helm
he's a master tactician, unmatched planner
No.638760
>>638748
Are you trying to say that wasn't one of the best nights of my life? Because it was.
No.638761
>>638757
i forget did you post his dick
No.638762
>>638757
does that mean high
>what's the worst that can happen
it was wesley
No.638763
>>638750
Then go find the logs or something. I ain't mad I know what happened
No.638764
>>638761
wes posted dick pics himself
No.638765
>>638758
yeah that is legit proper fucked my dude
you could always sell your 3ds and buy a different one or put the money from it towards a new-in-the-box one, hell an in-the-box one from gamestop or wal-mart or some other store that sells The Vidya would be a guaranteed downgrade for 9.2 to boot since even brand-new consoles aren't shipping with firmware above 10.3 yet
No.638766
>>638763
>expecting me to get logs from like a year ago when I have at least 4 people confirming what I said
no
No.638767
>>638761
He posted it himself. It's pathetically small.
>>638762
Basically
No.638768
No.638769
>>638763
Stop doing the shit where you pretend you're not mad when you're mad lol it's irritating
No.638770
>>638765
but it's a special edition lbtw one...
No.638772
I had a text file around here somewhere that was the exact date of egghead's meltdown but I can't seem to find it.
It was June of last year is all I can remember at the moment.
No.638773
i unironically kind of miss ass tree
No.638774
>>638772
It was on pastebin, I remember that
No.638775
No.638776
>>638766
That's my point though, it's revisionist history. I can't go do it because my copy of the chat is gone. Maybe sometime I'll grab the part that happened with bsb but eh.
No.638777
>>638770
no my child, it's not worth it it is useless to you at this time now
you could always try and nab a happy home designer standard-size n3ds and import a zelda faceplate from niptopia for it too
No.638778
>>638776
You freaked out because ben wouldn't delete them you dumb ho
No.638779
>>638763
You repeatedly posted DELETE THE FOLDER in the chat and everyone else told you to stop.
Do you deny this?
No.638780
>>638776
It's not revisionist history if it's true Egg.
No.638781
>>638777
trips confirm link between worlds 3ds's uselessness
No.638783
>revenge porn that you posted yourself
i'm kekking
No.638784
No.638785
>>638783
Maybe you're miremembering the part where Wesley sent me his dick, and I sent him a nude and he posted it, and I can sue him for that.
I was talking to you while it happened, you'd think you have a better memory
No.638786
>>638785
does vaping cause memory loss
No.638788
jeb is a mess
jeb is a big fat mistake
No.638789
>>638785
shit or get off the pot, sue time, chop chop
No.638790
>>638779
You're doing it out of order. First was me asking why he wouldn't just get rid of the collection of pictures, then came the the precious babbu creep defense force, then me spamming because fuck you guys it's weird for him to have a folder. It ain't complicated, I said repeatedly it was about the entire folder. I just think that if you're trying to be in a chat that is having group phone calls and talking about how were all doing on a daily basis it precludes you from having a gross obsession folder
No.638791
>>638789
The significant hurdle to it is I have no clue where Wesley lives, all I have is a picture of his face, and it's not likely I can get his address from him through consent.
No.638792
No.638793
>>638790
>precious babbu creep defense force
you're still mad at ben???
No.638794
>>638792
Your vote has been tallied and promptly thrown in the trash
No.638795
now this is the type of thread i wanna see
No.638796
All of you are assholes and broken sour creeps.
No.638797
>>638794
Just like your vote for Bernie
No.638798
i dont understand 3DS hacking
No.638799
No.638800
>>638793
No, I just think it's stupid the skypenigs ganged up on me for a very reasonable opinion. That individual picture has been around for years for fucks sake, how could it possibly bother me at this point?
No.638801
>>638790
>precious babbu creep defense force
eszett telling you to cut it out because no matter what you do ben won't delete it isn't defending him you fucking crazy broad holy shit
No.638802
>>638799
you're certainly fat and everyone from back then remembers you as "that one fat loser"
No.638803
No.638804
>>638797
me and my friend voted for him today and our state does partial delegates so we might have had an influence on democracy
go america
No.638805
>>638802
Man he really has changed a lot since then I should check my old grant folder and compare with the new one
No.638806
>>638802
i think youre jealous of my hair
both real and paper
No.638807
>>638803
you're certainly not
No.638808
>>638798
it's easy as fug to get everything set up, it's just convoluted the first time you do everything
/v/'s got loads of guides written both by other neckbeards and by GBAtemp neckbeards if you need more comprehensive help
No.638809
I miss 120 Cell the most.
No.638810
>>638802
the picture on the right always made me think of cysero from artix
No.638811
>>638809
he posts on tumblr occasionally
No.638812
No.638814
I'll never forget Thick Quarter Pounder
No.638815
>>638810
Goodness, that facial hair
No.638817
No.638818
>>638810
Is, is that Grant
No.638819
>>638814
I've got the picture of me and c1q around here somewhere.
No.638820
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No.638822
>>638818
no he's cysero from artix
No.638824
No.638825
not that great of a picture
No.638826
>>638802
I just noticed grant has terrible facial hair
No.638827
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No.638829
>>638825
oh wow
OH WOW
c1q was UGLY back then
No.638830
>>638825
this is uh
a real not flattering angle
No.638831
>>638827
did you come from the 2006 school of awkward come backs
No.638832
>>638829
that was after the picture with 120
No.638833
>>638831
did you come from thinking about me lol
No.638834
>>638832
>>638825
>>638814
are these really the same person?
No.638835
No.638836
No.638837
>>638832
he looks like a completely different person
No.638838
>>638833
The word is cum but no. I'm not interested in fat women, so I wouldn't be interested in fat men.
No.638839
>>638834
That's because C1Q is the dude on the left.
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>>638842
everything you do is dated at least 5 years
No.638845
>>638843
sleep tight pupper
No.638846
>>638843
I'm glad this little rat is dead
No.638847
>>638843
sleep tight faggot
No.638848
>>638844
[in borat voice] very naise
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No.638850
>>638848
I wonder why you're fat
No.638851
>>638850
[in jew pretending to be a kazakh voice]that insult is NOT good
No.638852
>>638851
I wonder why you're fat
No.638853
This fucking message board is like the fucked up british military camp at the end of 28 days later
No.638854
>>638853
close the tab forever
😂👌
No.638855
>>638854
I have an instinct to want to fix you into not the fucked up royal army at the end of 28 days later
No.638856
>>638855
fix yourself by forgetting this place exists
No.638858
>>638856
Follow your own advice and get a job
No.638859
>>638858
cry more, wagecuck
No.638860
>>638859
What do your parents think of their 20+ son living with them
they won't feed you forever you sloth bitch lol
No.638862
>opens bag
>check what tm I got instead of flash
>close bag
>see this
uuuuuuuh
No.638863
>>638853
hussie
hussie did this to us
No.638864
>>638862
now the upper screen is completely black how do I fix this
No.638865
>>638864
you have been visited by the Holy Bellsprout Of Victory
levels and good fortune will come to you, but only if you post 'thank you bellsprout' in the thread
No.638866
>>638865
I loaded my last save luckily I saved not long before that happened
No.638867
>>638865
thank you bellsprout
No.638868
I wish that I had known in that first minute we met, the unpayable debt that I owed you.
'Cause you'd been abused by that bone that refused you, and you hired me to make up for that.
Walking in that room when you had tubes in your arms, those singing morphine alarms out of tune.
They kept you sleeping and even, and I didn't believe them when they called you a hurricane thunderclap.
When I was checking vitals I suggested a smile. You didn't talk for awhile, you were freezing.
You said you hated my tone, it made you feel so alone, and so you told me I ought to be leaving.
But something kept me standing by that hospital bed, I should have quit but instead I took care of you.
You made me sleep all uneven, and I didn't believe them when they told me that there was no saving you.
No.638869
in my restless dreams, i see that town
silent hill
No.638871
>>638870
Suddenly every machine stopped at once,
and the monitors beeped the last time.
Hundreds of thousands of hospital beds,
and all of them empty but mine.
Well, I was lying down with my feet in the air,
completely unable to move.
The bed was misshapen, and awkward and tall,
and clearly intended for you.
You checked yourself out when you put me to bed,and tore that old band off your wrist.
But you came back to see me for a minute or less,and left me your ring in my fist.
My hair started growing, my face became yours,
my femur was breaking in half.
The sensation was scissors and too much to scream, so instead, I just started to laugh.
Suddenly every machine stopped at once,
and the monitors beeped the last time.
Hundreds of thousands of hospital beds,
and all of them empty but mine.
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>>638873
With the door closed, shades drawn, the world shrinks.
Let's open up those blinds. But someone has to sweep the floor, pick up her dirty clothes. That job's not mine.
Now that everyone's an enemy, my heart sinks.
Let's put away those claws.
I don't blame them for their curtain-calls because I pulled the rope.
I wanna call them back out for applause.
Spring and Thompson on the first of May is horrible.
We hid in catacombs. So now I'm sleeping next to mousetraps, in a bed of all our clothes, while I hope that she won't come home.
It was easier to lock the doors and kill the phones than to show my skin, because the hardest thing is never to repent for someone else, it's letting people in.
No.638875
Don't be scared to speak, don't speak with someone's tooth, don't bargain when you're weak, don't take that sharp abuse.
Some patients can't be saved, but that burden's not on you.
No.638877
>>638876
Nobody can be a NEET forever and there is something wrong about never having worked a day in your goddamn life above 21
No.638878
>>638877
>above 21
you know people can go on studying without working right
No.638879
>>638878
no vfan is always right!!!! always!!!
No.638880
>>638878
No neet is studying. Never having worked a day in your life towards career or education once you get to be 22 is a promise of homelessness.
No.638881
>>638879
What is your deal. What is wrong with you.
No.638882
>>638877
im under 20 though
No.638883
>>638881
too epic for my own good
No.638884
>>638883
You know your entire life is fucked and not getting unfucked soon, and one day you'll come back towards your family and be a bigger stranger than you've ever been before.
No.638885
it's that time again
name this little fucker
No.638886
>tfw i'm not the son of a multi-billionaire man
>tfw i cant live a modest life as a NEET in my small cozy house
literally crying rn
No.638887
>>638884
>not getting unfucked soon
>20 days
That's p soon to me
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No.638889
I wish I was a girl so I could take part in the purest form of love
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No.638892
>>638887
Like that's going to last ;3
No.638893
>>638887
literally starving for the D
No.638894
>>638884
>lives comfortably
>girlfriend
>travels abroad to see her
>going to move in with her
yeah grants life sure is fucked
No.638895
>>638892
Well no, it's a countdown so of course it's going down, the days aren't going to increase
No.638897
>>638885
christ, burmy is so useless
has a neat gimmick but all wormadam's forms look stupid
No.638898
>>638894
None of that lasts forever. He won't be in this position at 30, 40, above towards retirement?
He is setting himself up for homelessness or terminal unemployment, and that does make your life rather fucked.
No.638899
>>638897
mothim is where it's at
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No.638901
>>638898
doesn't he say he's not planning to live to his 40s
No.638902
>>638895
I'm sure it is a countdown.
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No.638905
>>638899
burmy won't follow its evo chain
No.638906
Sharktits with Shark tats
No.638907
>>638899
the most generic of generic bug/flying types
No.638909
No.638910
Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can.
You say that no one's gonna listen, no one understands.
So there's no open doors, and there's no way to get though, there's no other witnesses, just us two.
There's two people living in one small room, from your two half-families tearing at you, two ways to tell the story, no one worries, two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry, two people talking inside your brain, two people believing that I'm the one to blame, two different voices coming out of your mouth, while I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout.
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>>638908
it fucked me up when i realised him and the other firewatch were nearly 40
they act and talk like they're in their twenties
No.638914
>>638907
I was gonna argue with you but you're probably right
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No.638919
Suddenly every machine stopped at once,
and the monitors beeped the last time.
Hundreds of thousands of hospital beds,
and all of them empty but mine.
No.638920
should i drink alcohol even though im under 21
No.638921
>>638911
>>638912
{:}
Forretress Ben
No.638922
>>638920
what's stopping you
No.638923
>>638918
wwhen is he comin back
No.638924
>>638920
Uh
Yes fucking of course what a silly question
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>>638924
what if im under 18.....
No.638930
>>638920
how do americucks go the extra three years without drinking
No.638931
Straight edge neet what a sad sight that is
No.638932
>>638930
the answer is they don't lol
No.638933
>>638930
being able to own guns makes up for it
No.638934
>>638931
have you not looked in a mirror lately lol
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No.638937
>>638936
get out of my house
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No.638939
>>638937
i live here now
im your new dad
No.638940
>>638934
Let's see. I'm in university. I have a girlfriend. I don't live with my parents. I'm cool with the kids.
tell me how your life is so much better than mine that I don't see?
No.638941
>>638937
>not 'get wouter my house'
you're fired
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No.638943
>>638940
he doesn't compulsively shitpost on hsg I guess
No.638944
>>638943
He does it more than me. I've matched him for a year now. Except I've taken breaks, one break being a month in a half.
So technically, he's done it more than me.
No.638945
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No.638946
>>638940
you're still dating your tulpa?
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No.638948
>>638946
My tulpa with the cutest butt in the whole wide earth, yeah. We're still together.
No.638949
also he's not a pathological liar lol
No.638950
>>638940
your depression and your suicide attempts, plus he doesn't sperg about people posting his nudes, he isn't a alcoholic either and he doesn't do drugs
No.638951
>>638947
You're right, I forgot to mention my harem
No.638952
>>638944
you're not considering how much more you post per day than him
at one point half the posts in any given thread were just your rants
No.638953
>>638950
Nobody posts his nudes because that isn't a problem. I'm sure they'd be far more unflattering than mine, and there's a reason he oranged out the one pic of his face we have.
No.638954
>>638952
Those were the days............
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No.638957
>>638953
his face can't be worse than yours
No.638958
>>638957
Your face already is bitch lol
No.638959
come on lads dont be mean now
were all friends here
No.638960
That with the door closed, shades drawn, we're dead enough.
They don't open from outside.
And someone has to speak with their teeth behind their tongue, to never let that right be denied.
We can't rely on photographs and visitation time, but I just don't know where to begin.
I wanna bust down the door, if you're willing to forgive.
I've got the keys, I'm letting people in.
No.638961
>>638958
do you need to be reminded how ugly you are
No.638963
>>638959
she's not my friend buddy
No.638964
>>638961
Do you need to be reminded you're an awful human being who's single. Because I'm afraid you're just mad cos you're single.
No.638966
>>638960
CROSSIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.638968
>>638964
i could post your butt-ugly face right here right now
No.638969
>>638964
>I have to be in a relationship to survive
No.638970
>>638968
and you'd be a terrible human being for it. Why don't you calm down and reevaluate your life choices instead you dumb bastard.
No.638971
>>638969
Sorry you had to hear it from me first.
No.638972
my arms are tired from carrying around my gargantuan penis all day
No.638973
>>638972
get a wheelbarrow
No.638974
Don't ever let anyone tell you, you deserve that.
No.638975
>>638973
how did i never think of that fuck
No.638976
a terrible human being...
No.638977
>>638971
you didn't have to remind me how weak you are
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No.638979
junkies need to leech off other humans to survive
No.638980
>>638979
neets need to leech off other humans to survive
No.638982
Someone has to be the Sylvia Plath of hsg and it's me
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No.638984
>>638980
at least neets don't waste money on useless shit like drugs
No.638985
>>638977
On the contrary I think being in love and having that support for you, always, makes you stronger.
No.638986
>>638984
You're right they waste it on useless shit like video games
No.638987
TICKITY TOCKITY
Your two days of freedom are passing by quite quickly there, wagecuck.
No.638988
>>638983
The good poet who committed suicide by burning her head in an oven.
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No.638991
>>638987
>tfw I might appear on TV again next week
I hope they won't interview me
No.638992
[YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN]
Good morning, wagecuck! Wait a minute...is that the time? Goodness, I really overdid it today. Well, good afternoon, wagecuck! Enjoying your day off? Good, I'm glad. Rest up tonight and don't get too wild if you go out...on Monday its back to the grind!
I suppose I better pick out what I'm wearing for my date tonight, I'm going to take her to this cute little Italian trattoria with a wine list to die for...gosh, I don't know how you wagies stuff yourselves into suits and uniforms five, six days a week! Oh well, I suppose it's worth it if Im going to show this 9/10 babe a good time. Anyone in your life, wagie? Don't worry if the answer is "no", there are plenty of used up, punchy ex-college sluts to choose from; I have no doubt one will consent to allowing you to be her provider. Who knows, she might even be nice to you!
Well, I better go check on my Bitcoin investments. There's this sporty little Jaguar I've had my eye on, and I'm sure as hell not letting your boss beat me to it! Don't worry, I'm sure he won't take TOO much frustration out on you.
Heavens, I must really be going now. My scotch is getting warm! Bye bye for now, wagecuck!
No.638993
>>638991
what is it with you being on tv goddamn
No.638994
>>638987
I wonder how neets get off mocking humanities majors when they're literally throwing their lives away into homelessness
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No.638996
>>638992
At least I'm not a virgin lol
No.638997
>>638994
>>638995
Oh hello, wagecuck. On your way home from work? I see. Hard day? What do you do for a living again, wagecuck? You glue mattresses together? That sounds like tough work, I feel bad for you wagecuck.
What am I doing, you ask? Oh, wagecuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I am a NEET, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Wagecuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened NEET's boredom.
Be careful where you step by the way, wagecuck, this *is* a homicide scene.
It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it wagecuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals-
> this is a feel you will never know...
Wagie, you spend all day toiling, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about working hard but at the end of the day you are rotting your brain on repetitive tasks, all for the almighty shekel. Unlike this NEET, who /solvescrimes/.
And before you tell me that being a detective is a job: this is my hobby. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened NEETness allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.
In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a wagie like you, distraught from /overwork/. He just wanted to be /aqua/ like me. Mr. Shekels worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.
That's right, wagecuck. It's not a murder after all. The wagie cops over there won't figure it out for a while. They're hopeless. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains.
The NEET, however, feels nothing.
Except for comfort, that is.
Oh anon, there's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a NEET like me. Why?
It's elementary, my dear wagecuck...
No.638998
>>638996
tfw wagecuck AND a virgin
well i say wagecuck, i'm not even getting paid
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No.639000
>>638993
I swear they've been following me or something it's been happening a lot for the past 3 years
No.639001
>>638998
they're paying you with EXPERIENCE, you ungrateful fuck
No.639002
>>639000
what if youre actually like in the truman show
No.639003
You won't be so comfy when your fat ass is on the cold hard street with a stab wound wondering where it all went so wrong
No.639004
>>639001
no theyre paying me in grades that i need to get my degree
No.639005
>>639003
Hello, wagecuck.
Enjoying your Sunday? I certainly am. You see, wagie, in my abundance of free time I have come to an understanding of the universe equal to that of Einstein himself.
Being so enlightened is truly a blessing.
If only you knew...
And as always
Another day, another dollar.
No.639006
>>639002
What a boring show that'd be
No.639008
>>639006
were all paid actors
No.639010
>>639007
>>639009
Wagecuck, come in. What's wrong, wagecuck, don't you remember me? The Donald J. Trump Comfy NEET Pepe you work for? C'mon, wagecuck, don't look so stiff, you know I'm only joking. Step into my office, take a seat.
Alright. You must be wondering what I've called you in here for, wagecuck- well, I won't keep you waiting. Wagecuck, recently I've been noticing a drop in your job performance. Now wagecuck, I know you to be a fantastic guy and human being. You're a hard worker and you get along with all the Shekelsteins in the board meetings. But I can tell something's wrong, wagecuck. You're clearly stressed out. Maybe it's my fault, maybe I've been giving you too much work. But something's gotta be done. Something's gotta be done.
Wagecuck... do you know anything about my life? My lifestyle? When people think Donald Trump, they must think I'm some kind of mover and shaker... but the truth is I'm a NEET, wagecuck. I inherited my daddy's fortune when he died and I've been living carefree ever since.
It's beautiful, wagecuck. A really tremendous lifestyle. You've gotta try it. Every day I wake up at around noon, fuck my beautiful wife Melania, kiss my son Barron. I do nothing. My money makes money for me. That's the beauty of being a NEET, wagecuck, we're so smart, such smart guys that we don't even have to lift a finger. I have so many employees and the Shekelsteins keep everything running smoothly. You're the first work-related person I've seen in months, wagecuck! It's incredible. Really fantastic. Really tremendous lifestyle.
That being said, wagecuck, I'm sorry, but it's gotta happen. You got parents wagecuck? I see. Your parents love you, don't they? I see. I see what needs to happen here.
Wagecuck, you're fired. Go home. Be like me. Be free. You know what I've gotten skilled at lately? Origami. That's something I'll be able to do for the rest of my life.
You can't put a pricetag on that. Just give up already, wagecuck, go home and be a NEET.
No.639011
>>639010
Nice letting us know who you are grant
No.639012
Funny thing is, I'm unemployed right now.
No.639013
>>639011
>>639012
Greetings, wagecuck! No, no, please, come in- the water's fine! You could almost say it's warm. What's that? You don't know how to swim, wagecuck? That's a tragedy, swimming is one of life's great pleasures. I had ample time to learn to swim in my pool while the wagies were slaving away to earn my NEETbux. You can just sit down if you want.
Oh yes, the water does feel good on my skin. Hmm, wagecuck? You want to know about the contraption on my face? Wagecuck you certainly are an ignorant one, but I suppose it's to be expected from someone who has chosen to dull their mind on life's hard grindstone.
It's called a snorkel, wagecuck, and it allows me to breathe from underwater and peer into the depths with perfect clarity. With my snorkel I can float through the ocean and engage myself in absolute bliss as my eyes take in the glorious sights of little fishes and sea anemones, moray eels creeping back into their slick lagoon lairs, crabs and prawns scuttling along the bottom through the sand- yes, wagecuck, the visual feast of the aquatic world is all mine to behold.
You /aqua/, wagecuck? Huh? You say you spend so much money on bills and groceries you could never think to afford something as luxurious as a scuba mask? No one to buy you tendies?
That's sad. That's really a shame, wagecuck. I feel bad for you. With my ample free time I'm simply /aqua/ all day.
Oh, wagecuck... Why don't you just give up already and become a NEET like me? And you could live this beautiful underwater dream with me forever...
No.639014
ive been a neet for a couple of months once and it was the absolute worst
No.639016
>>639014
i bet you just sat on the computer reading 4chan all day instead of pursuing life's great mysteries and infinite knowledge
No.639017
i would like to have maybe one day a week off though
or even half a day, just so i could go buy some stuff without having to sacrifice my weekend
No.639019
fuck it i'm gonna buy a SKY3DS card
No.639020
No.639021
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ive had this song in my head for over a week now
im such a slut for catch pop tunes
No.639022
>>639017
Like... a whole friday afternoon?
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No.639024
>>639022
go brag somewhere else
No.639026
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>639021
wouter listen to The Antler's Hospice. It's about a guy in hospice care who falls in love with a girl a who's dying of cancer who lived in a shitty household who doesn't want to die, and he puts himself in a relationship where she abuses him a bit, but he takes it because he loves her. But she dies in the end, just like they said she would. It will make you cry.
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No.639030
anyway i'm gonna put on a nice shirt and sweater and go to a restaurant to celebrate my grandpa's birthday
>>639026
depressing shit like that never makes me cry
No.639031
>>639028
Some patients can't be saved, but that burden's not on you.
No.639033
Sylvia, get your head out of the oven. Go back to screaming, and cursing, remind me again how everyone betrayed you. Sylvia, get your head out of the covers. Let me take your temperature, you can throw the thermometer right back at me, if that's what you want to do, okay?
No.639034
>>639033
put your head in the oven lol
No.639035
>kricketot
>mareep
>kadabra
oh boy it isn't over yet
No.639036
>>639034
Please. please calm down. Steady out, I'm terrified. Sorry, I want us to ally, but you swing on little knives. They're only sharp on one side. Let me do my job. Let me do my job.
No.639037
Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti................
No.639038
help my boner's head keeps exploding
No.639039
>>639035
i want to get off mr randomiser's wild ride
No.639040
I wanna get egg, which pokemon should be left behind?
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