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 No.640549

 No.640556

The three best people in hsg..........


 No.640558

damn bro, still haven't added me yet!


 No.640559

*wwalks into thread*

mazel tovv


 No.640560

File: 1457335967981.png (235.13 KB, 1000x798, 500:399, tumblr_nztju2VyxH1uo2bf2o2….png)


 No.640561

>>640549

kill one fuck one marry one

go


 No.640562

whos the fat guy in the middle


 No.640563

File: 1457336008031.png (61.68 KB, 477x569, 477:569, 1452192081648.png)

>>640553

anon pls


 No.640564

>>640561

kill all


 No.640565

my worms.......are in all of you......


 No.640566

>>640549

bow to the triumvirate, basically


 No.640567

>>640562

saltdick


 No.640568

>>640561

kill wonk to finish the job he started


 No.640569

bow to the triumvirate


 No.640570

>>640566

add me


 No.640571

File: 1457336103123.png (128.08 KB, 500x750, 2:3, tumblr_ny1b0s76c41tf6r0yo1….png)

>>640560

i'm goat


 No.640572

>>640567

he's gross looking


 No.640573

pedofurs get out


 No.640574

>>640573

inb4 tails


 No.640575

File: 1457336170408.png (684.34 KB, 1280x1062, 640:531, tumblr_o2cucyCaWO1rn9ayeo1….png)

>>640571

goat is ok

goat is not for sexual


 No.640576

I could ruin you with a few words. Have you foaming at the mouths banging at your computers in raw unadulterated adolescent anger. I could bring out the absolute worst in you and make you forge your own paths to hell.

But I won't. Because ultimately I'm a better person than you.


 No.640577


 No.640578

>>640576

You're a terrible person actually

I have first hand experience


 No.640579

I wish grant would go total zwid and permaban wonk and vfan


 No.640580

File: 1457336228852.gif (1.39 MB, 540x810, 2:3, c153d5ba8b648da6a8f4aee29e….gif)

Send in the Skellingtons.


 No.640581

>>640576

and why do those jokers wonder where the respect is


 No.640582

File: 1457336272679.png (1.46 MB, 1280x1326, 640:663, 1453977614280.png)


 No.640583

My ear worms....are wiggling, wiggling up your ear canals.

Not too long now, before all of you accept me as your queen, your mother, your lover, your everything.............your messiah......


 No.640584

>>640576

back to this, eh


 No.640585

File: 1457336298744.jpg (58.18 KB, 321x400, 321:400, 1456783899148.jpg)


 No.640586

>>640584

People don't change. But the times do. My time is here. My place is now.


 No.640587

File: 1457336389377-0.png (27.22 KB, 899x688, 899:688, ss (2016-02-16 at 12.49.52….png)

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huh i don't think i posted these yet


 No.640588

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 No.640589

>>640587

who is lan


 No.640590

>>640589

an innocent man


 No.640591

>>640587

>>640588

So Wesley, you're showing them the related chat I sort of used because you showed minors to the age of 14 my nudes in the other one?


 No.640592

Who's the real bad guy here?


 No.640593

Didn't you say you were going to kill yourself over you having to me a grand

Do it faster, I don't want to deal with the legal logistics of sending you to jail for a month


 No.640594

>>640587

>>640588

who are these douchebags


 No.640595

File: 1457336577376.gif (528.79 KB, 500x213, 500:213, 37f639cf8c900d895f33d349a3….gif)


 No.640596


 No.640597

File: 1457336608789.jpg (68.3 KB, 1024x461, 1024:461, 1446589017100.jpg)


 No.640598

>>640596

Wesley is posting shit that doesn't really matter


 No.640599

File: 1457336648175.jpg (251.88 KB, 400x743, 400:743, sexy_car_tf_by_darkoshen-d….jpg)


 No.640600

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>>640599

this is frightening


 No.640601

isn't it kinda fucked up how we're treating this mentally ill chick


 No.640602

>>640601

kind of


 No.640603

>>640601

who cares


 No.640604

tfw no vroom vroom gf.......


 No.640605

>>640601

i stopped caring


 No.640606

>>640599

IM JACKIN OFF


 No.640607

Your time is running out. Every second here is a second wasted. You're aging faster from being here. You need motivation but you lack fortitude. You don't have the will to survive in this world.


 No.640608

File: 1457336782514.png (1.19 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640609

>>640601

>>640605

>>640603

>>640602

you people are so rude


 No.640610

>>640609

vfan is scum

mental illness isnt an excuse for that


 No.640611

is it really right to treat the mentally ill as playthings to laugh at


 No.640612

>>640610

I'm vfan you fucking dope


 No.640613

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File: 1457336927356-1.jpg (1.65 KB, 54x43, 54:43, 1466922971456.jpg)


 No.640614

>>640612

and?

your mental illness isn't an excuse for being such a shitty person


 No.640615

File: 1457336946674.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.640616

>>640608

if i ever have a mid-life crisis, i'm gettin one of these


 No.640617

>>640616

I want a lever action so bad man


 No.640618

Desperately seeking human connections but only finding soulless automatons in the grand shitposting machine. You'll never achieve what you set out to do. You'll never find someone who understands you. And with that I bid you adieu.


 No.640619

>>640614

I have adhd, manic depression, social anxiety, and that's about it actually. Nowhere did I say that was an excuse for me being the most amazing person


 No.640620

File: 1457337015669.jpg (479.94 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, ZspUE.jpg)


 No.640621

>>640619

Youre scum and you use people

fuck off and die


 No.640622

>>640621

You're scum and use me

Fuck off and die?


 No.640623

Standing in the rain without an umbrella...now that's true freedom.


 No.640624

i bet mole people dont have these problems


 No.640625

>>640624

vfan is a mole person


 No.640626

>>640622

I never used you cunt

fuck off to the hole you crawled out of


 No.640627

>>640625

I'm vfan and I agree


 No.640628

>>640626

You people are a general blur to me. All of you have the same personalities and the same reactions, it's easy to dehumanize you.


 No.640629

POP Quiz.

Are people on HSG actual people with real feelings that should be treated as such?

Or just soulless automatons that aren't good for anything except a cheap laugh and to stub your cigarettes out on.


 No.640630

I'm vfan and this is Jackass


 No.640631

File: 1457337287684.jpg (1.76 MB, 3740x5190, 374:519, 1450410151119.jpg)


 No.640632

I think I found wonk's address

or maybe it's his mom's, i don't know


 No.640633

I'm also vfan, and this is jackass


 No.640634

>>640631

I'm guess I'm glad I don't have to deal with your weirdo political arguments about guns and the rights to health care all the time


 No.640635

>>640632

He posted a full dox of himself when he went to kill himself


 No.640636

I'm another vfan, and this, is Jackass


 No.640637

File: 1457337410035.jpg (73.27 KB, 852x960, 71:80, 1446497153137.jpg)


 No.640638

>>640637

Vris agrees :D


 No.640639

>>640635

>full dox of himself

he only left his real name and city he lives in


 No.640640

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 No.640641

Invader Zim is a work of art


 No.640642

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 No.640643

>>640639

I thought he posted his address too.

>>640638

Why do you think we particularly care what vris thinks? She knows you're crazy but she cares more about your well being than we do


 No.640644

I doubt vris even talks to her anymore


 No.640645

>>640643

And none of you are crazy? Why focus on me? All of you are here, all of you have been here and have done so much shit.

None of you are above me lol You still fail to realize this


 No.640646

Vfan isn't even a person to me. She's just another cog in the shitposting machine. Desperately seeking validation while being trampled on by the masses. The fact that she's still here while obviously hating herself for it means she has no life or prospects outside of that.

She's a puppet on a string, vomiting for all the world to see


 No.640647

>>640646

I'm vfan and this is accurate


 No.640648

>>640646

i stopped having empathy for her and just hopes she ends up killing herself one day just so the threads won't be shit up


 No.640649

Everybody Chill


 No.640650

>>640645

>And none of you are crazy?

Most of us probably are

>Why focus on me?

Because you went out of your way to make yourself the most desperate attention whore here.

>None of you are above me

No you're pretty crazy.

Maybe not the absolute worse but still pretty bad.


 No.640651

>>640646

I stopped caring when she told me my dog probably suffered after having a little friendly banter with hse


 No.640652

>>640648

I'm vfan and this is accurate


 No.640653

She lacks any sort of empathy at all


 No.640654

>>640650

Maybe me going out of my way to piss off you immoral bunch of fascists and rednecks makes me the good guy and you the bad guy.


 No.640655

>>640653

Towards you, yeah


 No.640656

>>640655

I even apologized to you

You're fucking awful, and if Vris does still talk to you I hope she wises up and drops you asap


 No.640657

Maybe I should change my name? Make it sound more feminine. Like, VFran?


 No.640658

Maybe I should change my name? Make it sound more feminine. Like, VFran?


 No.640659

>>640654

that's only like cletus


 No.640660

>>640656

I'm vfan and this is accurate


 No.640661

>>640654

I think cletus is the only fascist redneck.

Also the question was "Who's crazier" not "who's the good guy"


 No.640662

i want to die


 No.640663

🔞


 No.640664

>>640656

I don't like you. I think you're smelly.


 No.640665

>>640661

I'm not crazy, I'm just manic. Manic does easily appear crazy, though.


 No.640666

File: 1457338031934.jpg (55.73 KB, 559x469, 559:469, KGB Butt Gun.jpg)


 No.640667

>>640666

Get a haircut for your dead dog's honor


 No.640668

>>640666

what if you fucked up and fired it in your butt


 No.640669

i don't like the "netflix and chill really means sex lol ;D" meme

i just really do want to watch some xfiles on netflix and hang out in a calm environment with a loved one thank you very much


 No.640670

Your dog deserved to be dead


 No.640671

File: 1457338120856.jpg (1.41 MB, 3008x2000, 188:125, u5Zk8MM.jpg)

>>640667

I think you should apologize to me tbqh


 No.640672

>>640671

I did, didn't I?


 No.640673

Not that it matters because I don't care


 No.640674

>>640672

Never, not once.

I never really did anything to you either

unless you consider friendly banter as bad as posting your fucking nudes


 No.640675

>>640674

It was a heat of the moment thing because staerk was flipping the fuck out at me about, uh, things. I was stressed the fuck out, is all I remember about it really. I did apologize to you about it but I guess at that point you blocked my ass.

Not that I particularly blame you.


 No.640676

boring skypenig shit


 No.640677

>>640675

Then I'll stop being antagonistic

Thank you


 No.640678

taste my face


 No.640679


 No.640680

so wesley caved to vfan


 No.640681

File: 1457338441514.jpg (140.48 KB, 800x890, 80:89, 1455619589618.jpg)

I want corndogs but I don't want to heat up the toaster oven and microwaved corn dogs are gross


 No.640682

>>640680

My worms are invulnerable


 No.640683

vfan's ass worms


 No.640684

>>640629

tripfags are scum

anons are real human beans


 No.640685

>>640561

kill saltlick brutally

fuck wonk but drink heavily before during and after to try and forget the experience

marry vfan but only ever speak russian around her and cheat on her with hot skinhead girls


 No.640686

PEGGY

LUAUL

WHERE ARE YOOOooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵘᵘᵘ⋅⋅⋅⋅


 No.640687

File: 1457338750697.jpg (420.46 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 1456946909930-0.jpg)

>HK Style sights on an ak

>Bakelite mag

>wood furniture

b-boner


 No.640688

>>640561

Kill Saltlick

Marry Wonk

Fuck Vfan


 No.640689

>>640683

My invulnerable worms.....traveling through your ear canal....making you my bitch...


 No.640690

File: 1457338846411.jpg (320.51 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, 99853680.jpg)


 No.640691

>>640689

i'm going to marry you, only ever speak russian around you, and cheat on you with hot skinhead girls


 No.640692

>>640691

Too late my ass is property of someone else


 No.640693

>>640692

the boxcutter boy...


 No.640694

What should I make to eat before I go to bed

I have

Hot Pockets

Ham and Bread

Corndogs


 No.640695

>>640693

Nope! My girlfriend!


 No.640696

File: 1457339081959.jpg (41.4 KB, 460x327, 460:327, 1456884724004.jpg)


 No.640697

please tell me what to eat


 No.640698

>>640695

a slave to your own tulpa...


 No.640699

>>640697

don't eat


 No.640700

>>640694

ech

yeah stick with those hot pockets buddy


 No.640701

(Note: My ass actually belongs to Slavoj Žižek)


 No.640702

>>640698

How can I resist a tulpa with a butt that perky


 No.640703

>>640694

are you a moderator on 4chan?


 No.640704

>>640703

no im a 17 year old boy without access to an oven or stove


 No.640705

i tried making a tulpa once

i managed to keep the attention span necessary for all of about two days

plus the community is so cringy


 No.640706

>>640702

you can't give a tulpa that much power, it will kill you


 No.640707

>>640706

I used to be so dom, but this girl, I swear she turned me into a sub. That's worth dying over, isn't it?


 No.640708

>>640704

that sounds like a 4chan mod to me


 No.640709

>>640707

nobody will miss you, so sure


 No.640710

>>640709

Too bad she's not a tulpa then! Ssskye!!!!!!!


 No.640711

t was easier to lock the doors and kill the phones than to show my skin, because the hardest thing is never to repent for someone else, it's letting people in.


 No.640712

i hate that those 4chan mod chat leaks confirmed every bad thing people ever said about them

they really are a bunch of jeering vindictive kids on the saddest powertrip ever


 No.640713

how to get a cute bf or gf who will shoot guns with me


 No.640714

>>640713

You like music right. Talk about that.


 No.640715

>>640710

it has you thinking it's not a tulpa? you're just about dead


 No.640716

>>640712

at least they got paid a lot of money for all their work rofl


 No.640717

>>640715

Bitch maybe you're my tulpa. All you are is words on a screen.


 No.640718

When I was checking vitals I suggested a smile. You didn't talk for awhile, you were freezing. You said you hated my tone, it made you feel so alone, and so you told me I ought to be leaving.

But something kept me standing by that hospital bed, I should have quit but instead I took care of you. You made me sleep all uneven, and I didn't believe them when they told me that there was no saving you.


 No.640719

>>640717

it's going to make you think you're its tulpa


 No.640720

I'm gonna get an AR15 and one of those binary triggers that fire a round when you pull and release the trigger


 No.640721

>>640719

Isn't that what you're doing to me right now? Suggesting people I know are tulpas? More evidence you don't exist.


 No.640722

>>640721

i'm glad your tulpa is killing you


 No.640723

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

boner


 No.640724

>>640722

Like I said,

buns like that are to die for


 No.640725

File: 1457339939405.png (9.35 KB, 470x89, 470:89, ClipboardImage.png)

nevermind


 No.640726

>>640724

the buns are fake


 No.640727

>>640726

BUNS LIKE THAT ARE TO DIE FOR


 No.640728

>>640727

you're going to die for something that does not exist


 No.640729

>>640727

why die for a lie


 No.640730

>>640728

>>640729

BUNS

LIKE

THAT

ARE

TO

DIE

FOR


 No.640731

>>640725

oh well i guess you can shut the fuck up about guns for a day


 No.640732

>>640730

BUNS LIKE WHAT

THERE ARE NO BUNS


 No.640733

File: 1457340157607.jpg (474.8 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1449592719474.jpg)


 No.640734

>>640732

y'all just jealous I get more pussy than you lol


 No.640735

>even bsb is sick of gun spam

lol


 No.640736

>>640735

I'm not. Post more guns sako!


 No.640737

>>640734

anybody can make a tulpa


 No.640739

>>640737

Seeing as all you ever do is fucking reply to me I'm sure you have the goddamn time


 No.640740

>>640735

I don't mind it every once in a while but when it's just constant 100% sperging out in full furious autism mode it's annoying as shit


 No.640741

>>640738

:D


 No.640742

>>640738

this is prob why you dont have a gf


 No.640743

like

learn to whistle a new tune nigger


 No.640744

>>640739

i can fuck my tulpa and post at the same time


 No.640745

>>640744

You do that!~~~


 No.640746

Little porcelain figurines, glass bullets you shoot at the wall. Threats of castration for crimes you imagine when I miss your call. With the bite of the teeth of that ring on my finger, I'm bound to your bedside, your eulogy singer. I'd happily take all those bullets inside you and put them inside of my self.


 No.640747

File: 1457340461265.jpg (150.09 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, European Crested Tit (Loph….jpg)


 No.640748

I miss being a cute emo girl and listening to pop punk, writing poetry, and playing my bass guitar. I miss dying my hair and wearing frilly, extravagant clothes. I miss giving my bf blowjobs. I miss going to protests bc I'm a liberal and getting spitroasted bc I believe in free love. I miss giving random blowjobs to all the cute guys in my dorm. I miss slowly growing out of my shy introversion to become a confident, successful, and beautiful woman. None of this ever happened, because I was assigned male at birth


 No.640749

>>640748

none of these people ever think that period of time of being a girl is probably the fucking worst time ever.


 No.640750

>>640747

LOL

tit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL


 No.640751

they're bringing crime


 No.640752

>>640751

crime is good. it's crime time.


 No.640753

>>640749

it's way easier than it is for a guy come on now


 No.640754

>>640752

they're bringing drugs


 No.640755

>>640753

hahaha


 No.640756

File: 1457340857543.jpg (49.08 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1456639709329.jpg)


 No.640757

File: 1457340957737.gif (1.76 MB, 320x240, 4:3, EkAuaF.gif)


 No.640759

File: 1457343675226.png (1.06 MB, 1000x750, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

I really want to get these but I'm not spending $70+ on bootleg pokemon games


 No.640760

File: 1457344118064.png (335.3 KB, 457x848, 457:848, 1457336715078.png)

Notice anything?


 No.640761

>>640760

You're bringing up Bernie Sanders again to make Trump look better?


 No.640762

I'm glad Nancy Reagen is dead.


 No.640763

File: 1457346099927.jpg (166.18 KB, 560x560, 1:1, 1457341214014.jpg)


 No.640764

post pearl porn


 No.640765

*gets you pregnant*


 No.640766

File: 1457346851053.png (643.29 KB, 1016x1298, 508:649, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640767

>>640766

this is not what i ordered, i demand to speak to your manager


 No.640768

reminder that pearl probably would find human reproduction the fucking grossest goddamn thing ever and would laugh at you for even suggesting it


 No.640769

What can I do for you?

What can I do that no-one else can do?


 No.640770

>>640768

>implying she didn't secretly watch greg and rose getting it on

>implying she didn't develop a shameful desire to try it herself

>implying she doesn't still sneak out from the temple in the dark of night to seduce thicc giant women in the guise of a human male

>implying her curiosity ends with vanilla fucking, and doesn't stretch to literally any facet of human sexuality in existence


 No.640771

>>640770

>implying she doesn't have a deep fear of dying like rose did from having sex with a human


 No.640772

File: 1457350024157.png (2.28 MB, 1280x860, 64:43, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640773

File: 1457350072175.png (298.71 KB, 553x289, 553:289, ClipboardImage.png)

aw yiss


 No.640774

you're a kid now

you're a squid now


 No.640775

File: 1457355443372.png (543.39 KB, 960x722, 480:361, 1457134206714.png)

toxic place

toxic people


 No.640776

pssssstt... did you hear? anon's waifu is a total slut!


 No.640777

>>640776

That's right! Joey's a slut!


 No.640778

what's wrong with having a slutty waifu?


 No.640779

dan gheesling is great


 No.640780

>>640778

makes you a cuck, of course


 No.640781

File: 1457358547154.gif (264.11 KB, 1000x784, 125:98, c2ea999012f58e615f0b23546c….gif)


 No.640782

File: 1457360550907.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.640783

>>640781

boogie sure likes his midgets


 No.640784

>>640783

excuse me the term is shortstack


 No.640785

>>640782

Gesundheit.


 No.640786

my fingies hurt!


 No.640787

>>640786

*kisses the fingies better*


 No.640788

File: 1457361771837.jpg (13.01 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1457094126807.jpg)

Hi there wagecuck, aren't you happy that your 2 days of freedom ended?, Now you can return to that job of yours and continue to "contribute to society" like you always say!. I guess you could actually contribute more if you weren't a slave working for basically free in order to make mr schlomo even more rich, but don't misunderstand me, if that's what makes you happy, go for it.

I'm sure your gf will find a man that actually takes care of her and gives her the good dicking a good woman deserves, I swear I'm not goign to be that guy wagie, you already have such a hard life, I just can't contribute her to cuck you.... even more.


 No.640789

>tfw you can work from home and shitpost while working


 No.640790

I wonder if there are any jobs that require shitposting


 No.640791

>>640790

social media coordinator?


 No.640792


 No.640793

File: 1457362807557.png (620.14 KB, 1014x1014, 1:1, 1456641638146.png)


 No.640794

more like frick


 No.640795

man why did i fall asleep at 3am

i don't stop dozing off over here


 No.640796

man

you ever just want to like

pull your useless fucking piece of shit eyes out of your head and squash them underfoot


 No.640797


 No.640798


 No.640799


 No.640800

File: 1457364397430.png (236.09 KB, 500x373, 500:373, ClipboardImage.png)

>a picture of a cute horse on my dash

>doing a magical girl transformation

>ends with this


 No.640801

benis


 No.640802

she thicc


 No.640803

File: 1457364754263.jpg (5.91 KB, 120x160, 3:4, 1457133741949.jpg)


 No.640804

I wish I had gray hair but I don't want to look retarded by dyeing it


 No.640805

>>640804

just go through a traumatic experience


 No.640806

File: 1457365055156.png (57.76 KB, 628x985, 628:985, b7lagai.png)

>YFW


 No.640807

>>640804

thats such a dumbshit kid thing to wish for


 No.640808

>>640806

homestuck 2.0 was just a codename for the new adventures of cool dude and stoner lou


 No.640809

>>640807

Gray hair is epic looking


 No.640810

>>640808

but how will hussie make cool dude and stoner lou politically correct


 No.640811

>cool dude and stoner lou: the moive


 No.640812

>>640810

he wont... welcome back OLD HUSS


 No.640813

File: 1457365761149.jpg (67.83 KB, 530x600, 53:60, 1457138234585.jpg)

>>640812

too little too late


 No.640814

it's clear that hussie is too far gone in the sjw vortex

we can't save him

instead, we have to CREATE another huss... one better than the other...


 No.640815

Saltlick looks like John Vignocchi


 No.640816

new old huss


 No.640817

>>640814

a new old huss if you will


 No.640818

saltlick looks like a clown


 No.640819

saltlick is a clown


 No.640820

saltlick is a mess


 No.640821

>download thing

>unzip it

>guy has files and zipped versions of each file inside the zip you have to download

the fuck man


 No.640822

File: 1457366725412.png (305.98 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640823

>>640822

are minions still a thing


 No.640824

File: 1457367430324.png (7.16 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

Easy peasy


 No.640825

>>640824

>on the verge of death

>easy


 No.640826

fuck you, fuck my liife, fuck liiterally evverythiing, fuck fuck fuck.


 No.640827

>>640824

>using an ubermon

well no shit it's easy


 No.640828

>>640827

h-he almost died


 No.640829

>>640828

and what does that say about you


 No.640830

>>640829

it's a difficult romhack


 No.640831

File: 1457368644386.png (238.42 KB, 500x455, 100:91, skeleton ahead and then tr….png)


 No.640832

That touhoumon one I've been playing lately, and fLLare red, are both also hard.

You know why I'm not dying constantly?

>git gud


 No.640833

should i grow out my hair


 No.640834

>>640833

the answer is always no


 No.640835

>>640834

you're right, i'll probably end up looking like ben


 No.640836


 No.640837


 No.640838

>>640835

Don't be rude to the cromagnon.


 No.640839

File: 1457370054735.jpg (52.19 KB, 306x480, 51:80, 1457243387482.jpg)


 No.640840

>>640832

i thought touhoumon just changed all the sprites into little girls


 No.640841

>>640839

I sure could go for a le the pizz right about now


 No.640842

>>640832

can you link me those


 No.640843


 No.640844

>>640842

Not on mobile, sorry, both Roms are on my PSP right now so good luck


 No.640845

why did nintendo decide a butt goblin was what the zelda franchise needed


 No.640846

>>640845

who knows, but boy did it work out for them


 No.640847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Why did Nintendo take the pussy route and name female link "Linkle" instead of something NOT SO CLOSE TO "TINKLE"


 No.640848

Also why did Nintendo decide that Hilda cockvoring Zelda to merge the kingdoms was canon


 No.640849

https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/25476022

you can probably get moemon or whatever from the links here

also, browsing /vp/ right now is kinda fun

so many fake leaks


 No.640850

i might play twilight princess just for midna

how often does she appear in the game


 No.640851

>>640850

after the first 20 minutes she's with you all the time


 No.640852

>>640850

She spends a fair amount of time literally riding you


 No.640853

>>640852

oh baby


 No.640854

File: 1457371096804.gif (1.21 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 1413186030987.gif)


 No.640855


 No.640856

>>640854

It's like watching 50s stop motion animation


 No.640857


 No.640858

>born too late to wage war on Rome

>born too early to have a girlfriend with a flare AND knot to inflate me

Life is truly suffering


 No.640859

>>640858

>born just in time to murder this poster


 No.640860

*wheezes a lottle*


 No.640861

Kill All Gays


 No.640862

File: 1457372387675.jpg (47.41 KB, 400x472, 50:59, image.jpg)

>waking up wheezing


 No.640863

>>640861

#slaythegay


 No.640864

>>640833

depends

would you look gross and greasy


 No.640865

*farts a lottle*


 No.640866

>>640864

i don't think so


 No.640867

is there like a zip file full of roxykitten that i could download


 No.640868

aww yea

time to get my spag on


 No.640869


 No.640870

i love a good 'nut in the morning

what's your favorite 'nut

mine's the blueberry fritter


 No.640871

>>640867

yeah it's at diefaggot.com


 No.640872

you know what i really love about visiting big art heritage cities?

lots and LOTS of cute asian tourists


 No.640873

>>640872

>being into asians

rofl

grow up dude

next youll be telling me you like metal


 No.640875

*shits everywhere*


 No.640876

File: 1457374124873.png (507.43 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1358903008882.png)

I just slept straight through my math class

oh shit


 No.640877

>>640876

you learned that math subliminally

you'll have to sleep again during the exam to use that knowledge


 No.640878

I slept through like half of one class a few semesters ago

i felt really awful about it and I told my professor I wasn't just like skipping or something

i got like a b in the class iirc


 No.640879

ß falling asleep in meme nigger class


 No.640880

we wuz super saiyans an sheeit


 No.640881

£ my ass


 No.640882


 No.640883

File: 1457375934099.jpg (75.54 KB, 500x600, 5:6, image.jpg)

>no qt butt goblin gf

why is life like this


 No.640884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌💯


 No.640885

elusive ass goblin


 No.640886

anal vore leprechaun


 No.640887

*wishes upon a star for a new metroid game*


 No.640888

>>640887

*federation force falls on your lap*


 No.640889

>>640888

*wakes up screaming*


 No.640890

maybe i should quit my job and go to clown college


 No.640891

maybe i should quit my job and go to saltlick college


 No.640894

i'm going to buy a 2ds


 No.640895

File: 1457377343825.jpg (70.46 KB, 1116x1000, 279:250, image.jpg)

>you will never get anal vored by midna


 No.640896

>>640894

anon... no...


 No.640897

>>640896

b-but i want to play sun and moon


 No.640898

File: 1457377417289.png (342.17 KB, 394x394, 1:1, OJUsks5.png)

>>640895

>anal vore


 No.640899

>you will never be given an anal orgasm by midna


 No.640900

>>640898

it's epic...


 No.640901

>>640897

it's just gonna be X&Y but with pokemon trainer fusion instead of megas


 No.640902

>>640901

and new pokemon

gotta catch 'em all, anon


 No.640903

monsters that eat through their butt


 No.640904

>>640903

sounds an awful lot like the gays


 No.640905

>>640902

it's not even possible to catch them all without hacking


 No.640906

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.640907

monsters that slay the gays


 No.640908

big tits are love


 No.640909

there's not even enough storage space to fit 700+ pokemon


 No.640910

>>640905

look, i like being part of a new generation's release

/vp/ gets active and slightly less shitty for once and i can get hype with everyone

let me have this


 No.640911

>>640910

no

*fires a death beam at gamefreak hq*


 No.640912

File: 1457378055719.png (2.48 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten toddler.png)

>>640908

*aggrees*


 No.640913

what pokemon would roxykitten use


 No.640914

>>640905

git gud


 No.640915

>>640913

skitty


 No.640916

>moot joined google

wew


 No.640917

>>640913

probably cat and w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ wibber themed ones


 No.640918

i miss moot


 No.640919

meme mannerisms for usage with fellow meme humans on this meme planet


 No.640920

muck


 No.640921

File: 1457379101758.jpg (33.08 KB, 290x277, 290:277, image.jpg)


 No.640922

>>640919

if you think about it, everything on this planet is a meme


 No.640923

>>640922

i mean, everything related to language is memetic to some degree. and there isn't a lot you observe that doesn't interact with language to some degree


 No.640924

>>640913

meowth because she's a jew


 No.640925

File: 1457380148273.png (8.12 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

fuck this happens way too often


 No.640926

File: 1457380403674.png (5.95 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

nickname my new nigga


 No.640927

>>640926

Dubcek


 No.640928

>>640926

leon kek


 No.640929

>>640926

seconding this >>640928


 No.640930

>>640926

does it have protean


 No.640931

raccoon


 No.640932

File: 1457381295617.gif (3.33 MB, 420x280, 3:2, 353458470.gif)


 No.640933

every joey wants to rule the world


 No.640934

oh-oh here she comes!

she's a meme nigger!

watch out nig! she'll meme you up!


 No.640935

meme me up nigs


 No.640936

can't meme up!


 No.640937

meme me up inside


 No.640938

*beckons you closer as i lie dying of a gunshot wound*

*whispers into your ear*

im gay


 No.640939

do you think midna lets wolf link lick her asshole


 No.640940

midna's poopy butthole


 No.640941

>>640940

sponge...


 No.640942

i think she makes him lick it


 No.640943

File: 1457382329167.png (8.58 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1388873735232.png)

why would midna even have a butthole

we know nothing of twili biology


 No.640944

>>640943

why arent you dead


 No.640945

>>640943

why not


 No.640946

has science gone too far


 No.640947

why does midna ride wolf link's back when she could just fly

does she wanna feel his hot fairy back on her cuncun


 No.640948

>>640947

duh, why else would you do anything if you werent getting off on it somehow


 No.640949

File: 1457382651556.png (655.46 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, Midna_Shackle_(Hyrule_Warr….png)

>>640942

neat grabby hand status: ruined


 No.640950

File: 1457382665770.png (123.16 KB, 260x339, 260:339, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640951

why the sudden fascination with the demon child


 No.640952

>>640951

Twilight Princess HD came out


 No.640953

>>640951

nintendo just released a twilight princess remake for wiiu


 No.640954

File: 1457383049922.jpg (79.61 KB, 816x815, 816:815, zwid peepee_20160307_14340….jpg)

arf!


 No.640955

>>640954

no lad it is le barg


 No.640956

i want a girl that can destroy me


 No.640957

>>640954

someone photoshop imp midna riding it


 No.640958

File: 1457383319793.png (177.42 KB, 794x548, 397:274, tumblr_inline_o3oqfakRkM1q….png)


 No.640959


 No.640960

>>640958

why is there a squid in rose's purse


 No.640961

>>640960

that's a strapon, my dude


 No.640962

>>640959

for le lulz


 No.640963

File: 1457383526707.png (400.82 KB, 609x736, 609:736, zwiddershins.png)

she barg me


 No.640964

as a high-class hooker, i'll definitely make you cum


 No.640965

>>640963

that's a gross dick


 No.640966

File: 1457383735042.jpg (520.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20160302_165337.jpg)

>>640964

who here hates vfan


 No.640967

high def vagina


 No.640968

File: 1457383824355.png (94.16 KB, 627x489, 209:163, zwidick.png)

>>640965

do not shame the zwiddy


 No.640969

File: 1457383835462.png (750.75 KB, 816x815, 816:815, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640970

>>640969

ehehe

thank you


 No.640971

>>640969

barg barg


 No.640972

>you received a friend request from wesleyisgreat777

sounds like my kind of guy


 No.640973

>>640958

>the direction of the tentacle in relation to the device

nice


 No.640974

let's see a good dick then


 No.640975

>>640974

eszett, oh eszett...!


 No.640976

File: 1457384006864.png (Spoiler Image, 11.24 KB, 329x353, 329:353, screenshot_12134368672.png)


 No.640977

fug fug


 No.640978

File: 1457384040008.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.52 KB, 339x843, 113:281, Eszett's dick.jpg)


 No.640979

i should write more porn

give me ideas and i might write some of them

then post them wednesday or thursday


 No.640980

>>640978

why does part of the image look slightly purplish


 No.640981

>>640979

you x me with a knife bloodplay


 No.640982

nepenis


 No.640983

*bosts dig*


 No.640984

>>640981

ok but who the fuck are you


 No.640985

File: 1457384174201.png (Spoiler Image, 633.34 KB, 615x820, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640986

*el farte*


 No.640987

>>640985

disgusting


 No.640988

>>640985

bad dick


 No.640989

>>640985

that ain't good


 No.640990

>dick tumors


 No.640991

>>640984

your worst nightmare


 No.640992

File: 1457384398882.png (Spoiler Image, 1.12 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640993

>>640992

thats not a penis


 No.640994


 No.640995

File: 1457384498427.jpg (7.66 KB, 236x169, 236:169, image.jpg)


 No.640996

>>640993

that's a space station...


 No.640997

rip hsg


 No.640998

File: 1457384551916.png (Spoiler Image, 510.76 KB, 372x958, 186:479, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.640999

dickstuck general


 No.641000

File: 1457384603832.png (86.6 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_mz1jl1M5qL1qgpzd3o2….png)

it's time to appreciate the #1 troll


 No.641001

>>640968

what the fuck


 No.641002

phimosis dik


 No.641003

File: 1457384645346.png (56.06 KB, 535x409, 535:409, 1388719332381.png)

yikes

this place got really gay, really fast


 No.641004

>>641003

i was wondering, is "yikes" the new "problematic" because I keep on seeing it on tumblr and you post it a lot


 No.641005

>>641002

phimosis succs and i wish i didnt have it


 No.641006

File: 1457384710196.jpg (184.59 KB, 876x1080, 73:90, 1454699714182.jpg)

cummies!


 No.641007

File: 1457384710533.gif (27.67 KB, 180x250, 18:25, eri holdin his cape.gif)

>>641000

agreed


 No.641008

>>641003

there's nothing inherently gay about dicks


 No.641009

>>641003

excellent


 No.641010

>>641004

It's actually a real world expression people use.


 No.641011

>>641010

Yea and problematic is a real world word people use.

That and toxic are the main repertoire of sjws.


 No.641012

>>641005

it could be worse


 No.641013

File: 1457384854438.jpg (178.94 KB, 476x600, 119:150, 201811 - Kamatari_Honjo Ru….jpg)

time to fix hsg

post your cummied


 No.641014

midna for best troll


 No.641015

>>641012

explain


 No.641016

>>641003

I remember when we used to pinpoint that you were posting because you're pretty much the only person who uses that image

good times


 No.641017

File: 1457384915422.gif (51.84 KB, 550x400, 11:8, tumblr_myjr4jbIO01sr6efio1….gif)

look at this babe


 No.641018

>>641015

you could have hipospadias


 No.641019

>>641018

fair enough


 No.641020

minda


 No.641021

File: 1457384974178.gif (567.2 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 706c3ec99c1347b550dfe41945….gif)


 No.641022

>>641006

looks like a trap version of poison ivy


 No.641023

File: 1457384983791.png (193.76 KB, 670x500, 67:50, tumblr_mvtsseCHzr1rklg6go1….png)

he is good


 No.641024

>>641018

i still wish i had a nicer looking dick though

not that anyone ever gets to see it lol


 No.641025

File: 1457385008596.png (236.21 KB, 314x396, 157:198, ClipboardImage.png)

I can't find anything to make for lunch


 No.641026

tfw no aw cummies


 No.641027

>>641024

understandable


 No.641028

>>640998

I-recognize_that_dick.png


 No.641029

>>641024

post pics


 No.641030

>>641029

just scroll up


 No.641031

File: 1457385075991.jpg (115.83 KB, 1000x833, 1000:833, 1454437632033.jpg)

>all these uggo cocks


 No.641032

>>641030

what, the one with the bird's foot vein


 No.641033

File: 1457385099123.png (165.25 KB, 600x450, 4:3, eri is your favvorite char….png)


 No.641034

>>640906

They changed the music in the HD collection and it still bothers me holy shit they ruined that game


 No.641035

>>641025

eat youre hands dude


 No.641036

>>641032

i guess


 No.641037

meme nigger tranny dick! meme nigger tranny dick!


 No.641038


 No.641039

>was going to play destiny with friend today

>friend is offline

FUCK

THIS

SHIT


 No.641040

File: 1457385171876.png (87.28 KB, 446x700, 223:350, tumblr_lnuaslGNmz1qk5e4h.png)

it's Taurus time

>>641016

i'm sure my set of "reaction images" is pretty widely known at this point

>>641004

"yikes" is just an expression my man


 No.641041

anasheya has one of the worst cases of sameface I've ever seen


 No.641042

File: 1457385252605.png (2.6 MB, 1600x2083, 1600:2083, 1454139813495.png)


 No.641043

>>641041

i guess

but those futa / sheboy pics really get me

besides the blowjob one


 No.641044

>>641025

eat a bullet for lunch


 No.641045

File: 1457385373658.png (224.48 KB, 579x631, 579:631, tumblr_mg0s8xni9l1r704h5o1….png)

>>641040

it's you, you were here the last time i went on a tavros spree too


 No.641046


 No.641047

bullet casserolle


 No.641048

Welp. Homework's done. What should I jerk off to today?


 No.641049

File: 1457385498106.jpg (214.4 KB, 850x642, 425:321, 1454437974001.jpg)


 No.641050

>>641048

all the dicks posted ITT


 No.641051

File: 1457385604906.jpg (281.98 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1451655025778.jpg)


 No.641052

>>641041

Legoman is worse, he just gets away with it because a lot of people like his weird faces


 No.641053

File: 1457385725667.png (471.8 KB, 795x1100, 159:220, 1445812378559.png)


 No.641054

File: 1457385887443.png (17.04 KB, 245x386, 245:386, tumblr_mp9ic6OKml1rtx1l9o1….png)


 No.641055

>>640954

moby dick rears his fierce head once more, a muffled roar emitting from the phimosis


 No.641056

File: 1457385894661.png (211.33 KB, 612x700, 153:175, 1401607998084.png)

>>641045

it is me

i'm no one trick pony, i don't just love the clown

tavros is my taurus-bro


 No.641057

File: 1457385915993.png (420.96 KB, 657x560, 657:560, EA acquires a developer.png)


 No.641058

File: 1457386029656.jpg (149.97 KB, 414x563, 414:563, tumblr_me1fwsEM1N1qakvtwo1….jpg)


 No.641059

also why does every fucking single one of you have phimosis

jesus christ


 No.641060

File: 1457386078718.jpg (1011.65 KB, 1132x1600, 283:400, 5f1da935823a48af321e74e571….jpg)


 No.641061


 No.641062

>>641059

>dissing phim


 No.641063

>>641062

i need some good porn


 No.641064

>>641062

cut and proud, fagget

foreskins are gross


 No.641065

File: 1457386230821.png (122.91 KB, 529x485, 529:485, tumblr_inline_nrmbzuKBvm1r….png)

tavros!!!


 No.641066

>no foreskin

isn't that the yaoi meme


 No.641067

File: 1457386277457.jpg (22.85 KB, 441x228, 147:76, 1389680593158.jpg)

>>641064

>cut and proud


 No.641068

>>641064

>being proud of jews stealing part of your dick


 No.641069

>>641067

I'd honestly rather have the lessened sensitivity and supposed maiming

rather than having a gross foreskin

enjoy ur dickcheese and phimosis :^&


 No.641070

who the fuck even does circumcision

>jews

what kind of aryan cuts off part of his dick


 No.641071

File: 1457386464544.png (212.08 KB, 512x404, 128:101, condy orders a pizz.png)

>>641061

they're qtest when they're orgasming


 No.641072


 No.641073

File: 1457386631467.png (163.26 KB, 406x545, 406:545, tumblr_inline_nshswmrcSa1r….png)


 No.641074

>>641073

fuck off feminist


 No.641075

what if

hear me out

instead of a troll who makes fake stupid assertions to get a rise out of easily angered people

there was a troll who gets fake easily angered to get a rise out of people who make stupid assertions

so like, if somebody was like "homestuck will be finished soon", the troll would be like "arrgh bug off lol"


 No.641076

what if... loopy died?


 No.641077

File: 1457386880475.gif (34.29 KB, 500x600, 5:6, tumblr_mr72pwdTS71rfb82to1….gif)

>>641074

who's this fucking loser


 No.641078

>>641075

talking about an internet troll, not an alternian troll btw


 No.641079

>>641077

it's called... suck my dick


 No.641080

>>641077

>numale pedo sjw

>thinks he can call other people losers

LOL


 No.641081

so mario screamed "you think you can mess with mario "mcfucking" mario? i'm more than you can chew, waster" and waluigi said "hey crank the edge down to "butter knife" you fucking retard." and mario siad "holy fukcign shit is that you waluijew" and waluigi said "holy FUCKING SHIT ITS WALUIGI YOU DUMB BASTARD" and mario said "yeah im sure it is" and waluigi said "yeah whatever retard anyway the world got nuked to hell except all the gym leaders and the elite four ad the champion bunkered up to survive the explosion. they left me behind and i managed to go super saiyan x to extend my limbs and unlock my bindings and then i hid in a fridge to surivve the apocalypse. fucking niggers reestablished their gyms and are trying to create a new world order where the gyms are a ritual ALL humans must pass or else they die. theyre inventign a genetic fridge to recreate huamntiy and pokemon from stored DNA"


 No.641082

File: 1457387016901.jpg (57.38 KB, 508x608, 127:152, 1397534388732.jpg)

>>641079

i'm sorry, i don't put tiny things in my mouth

don't want to risk swallowing them


 No.641083

>>641076

💀

⏳🕛🕒🕕🕘🕛⌛

👻


 No.641084

>>641082

Then explain what you tried to do to shitto....


 No.641086

>>641076

I wouldn't be upset


 No.641087

>>641083

what..

is that a skellton penis?

that reminds me... of the skelltons

*shitposting intensifies*


 No.641088

Everybody ignores the clown...so why don't you?


 No.641089

>hsg complaining about pedophilia

i'm not sure about the context but i know hsg freaked out about crablouse fucking a 17 year old

so i'm just going to assume this is another case of autism


 No.641090

WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE A SKULL FLAG GRANT


 No.641091

File: 1457387240098.png (216.07 KB, 480x640, 3:4, tumblr_lstvp7bwDu1qexi1uo6….png)


 No.641092

>>641090

Right here


 No.641093

Your taste in porn is awful btw


 No.641094

a shadowy figure ducked behind a tree nearby mario and mario saw it and said "holy shit what the fuck was that" and waluigi said "the undertales have arrived. take this sword, mario. it is forged from human souls, the ultiamte weapon against the undertale menace." and mario grabbed the sword whic hlooked awsome nad had spikes on the side of it and was covered in laser fluid which meant it did energy damage and glowed in the dark and mario said "aight so what are we up against" and waluigi said "best case scenario? low level skelltons." and mario said "worst case scenario?" and waluigi said "pacifist goats" and then mario said "why is the worst case scenario" and waluigi said "you get all thsi cringeworthy dialogue beforehand to make you feel bad about killing them. it's really annoying" and mario said "oh. fuck. well ain''t notihng team MARIO & WALUIJEW can't handle" and waluigi said "ITS WALUIGI GOD DAMN youre doign this on purpose arent you you retarded fucking nigger sympathizer" and mario said "nah." and the skelltons came. they were led by papyrus, the brother of sans. and papyrus said "OH! LOOK! HUMANS!!!! UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH THIS" and mario said "spoopy! too bad i'm a skellton killer." and then papyrus laughed a skeleton crackling bone laugh and he said "too bad for you!!!! i am a human TRAPPER!! SUDOKU!!!" and he threw sudoku at mario and amrio said "oh my god, sudoku.... god fucking damn it how am i supposed to resist sudoku" and papyrus laughed and screamed "THIS IS THE POWER OF A SKELLTON!!!!" and waluigi screamed "GOD DAMN IT MARIO NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SUDOKU" and mario said "SHUt UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING I NEED TO FINISH THIS SUDOU" and walugii said "oh god damn it but you had better fucking hurry up" so mario was on all fours trying to finish a sudoku puzzle as papyrus laughed and his skellton army escended from all sides towards waluigi and mario and waluigi screamed "MARIO!!!!!!!!" andm ario said "IM ON IT I'M ON IT YOU PIEC OF SHIT CALM DOWN WALUIJEW" and waluigi screamed "ITS WALUIGI YOU STUPID FUCK" as he cut through a skellton and he did a whirlwind and sliced through dozens of skelltons at once and mario said "alright i'm done with one of the squares" and walugii said "what the fuck youve only done one of the squares how fuckign retarded can you be god damn" and mario said "I'M TRYING" and waluigi screamed "TRY HARDER" as he shishkebabed several skeletons and used them as a giant club to beat down groups of skelltons and a skellton grabbed onto marios abck but walugii turned around 180 degrees and kicked it in the face sending itflying backwards and mario said "thanks pal" and waluigi said "how many squares" and mairo said "still one i think i might have to redo it though this placement is kind of fuckin gme up" and waluigi screamed "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT THIS IS NOT THE tIME TO BE PLAYING SUDOKU IN THE FIRST PLACE GOD DAMN IT" and mario said "nah i'm kidding i'm done"


 No.641095

>>641087

its a skelton, which is dead loopy

and then time goes by as denoted by the hourglasses and clocks

and then its laughing ghost loopy


 No.641096

File: 1457387391272.png (209.59 KB, 1280x990, 128:99, 1455677428393.png)

>>641094

>>641081

goddamn

this isn't even ironically bad

this is just shit

just stop man

you're an idiot


 No.641097

>>641095

there is no life after death


 No.641098

>>641087

hammer


 No.641099

>>641090

isn't there jake's symbol

which is literally a skull


 No.641100

File: 1457387479632.jpg (20.11 KB, 402x225, 134:75, 1456957359348.jpg)

>>641096

and mario stood up and took out his skellton killer sword and he thrust forward stabbing through several skelltons and makign a skellton shishkebab and using htem to plow through and netire row of selltons and the outer wav e of hte skelltons started to go backwards to chase down mario and papyrus screamed "WHAT!!!!!!!! he finished my sudoku trap so easily!!!" and sans said "maybe he's just a sudoku master. he's been through a lot of this hsit, you know" and papyrus said "but! but...!!!! i designded that sudoku puzzle myself!" and sans said "i have a betteer puzzle." and sans took out princess peach and put a gun to her head and held her by the hair in front of him and he screamed "yo mario! you want to see your bitch alive again, you throw down your sword!!!" and mario screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE" as he slashed through a hundred skelltons at once and sans said "i told you . resist the ELITE (four)..t. you're gonna have a bad time. the undertales have taken control of the surface. all humans obey us now. in other words..."

"fuck off, kid"

and mario said "that's not my princess peach you retarded shit. this isn't my dimension. this dimension is retarded. you can force her to stuff mongeese in her vagian for alll i care" and sans said "you're bluffing" and mario said "no, really, pull the fucking trigger. i dare you" and sans said "alright. pew." and he shot princess peach's brains out and he chuckled and said "didn't think i'd go through wit hit, would you? well, guess what. after all you humans have done to us... i really couldn't give less of a shit." and mario said "i don't give a fuck"


 No.641101

File: 1457387520007.png (347.43 KB, 468x400, 117:100, 1457147041980.png)


 No.641102

>>641090

well we got doom flag

thats kind of a skull..... ish thing


 No.641103

File: 1457387536432.gif (89.99 KB, 750x661, 750:661, 1455678336827.gif)

christ

where did this loser come from


 No.641104

>>641102

it's a goth helmet you shit


 No.641105

>>641099

Fuck Green Skulls I want a proper white one.

>>641102

Too edgy.


 No.641106

>>641103

and papyrus screamed "SANS!!!!! YOUR TAUNTING ISNT HELPING!!!! YOU'R EJUST MAKING HIM ANGRIER!!!!!!" and then sans said "dude i know what i'm doing, chill, bro" and papyrus screamed "I'LL CHILL WHEN YOU STOP ALLOWING THE GREAT UNDERTALE ARMY TO FALL AT YOUR FEET!!!!!!!!" and mario and waluigi were hacking and stomping away at these fuckers, sommetimes even stabbing downwards with their swords like motherfuckers, all popping a murder boner and blowing sweet, sweet genocide into the face of the combined skellton army and waluigi screamed "GETTING TIRED YET, MARIO" and mario said "why you asking? want me to throw you a shekel energy bar?" and waluigi screamed "I'M A FUCKING GOY YOU IGNORANT SHIT" and then mario said "yeah, sure thing, emmanuel" and waluigi roared in anger "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


 No.641107

>>641103

ur mom


 No.641108

if you make the flag

i will add it


 No.641109

stop posting these any time


 No.641110

>>641108

You're gonna have a bad time


 No.641111

>>641109

the fight continued. for a long time. there was slashign of swords and skeleotns making rattling noises. papyrus said "sans!!! sans!!!! we need to withdraw this army RIGHT NOW!!!!" and sans said "cool it. we'll get through this" and papyrus screamed "BUT OUR ARMY WON'T!!!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WE WERE ONLY GIVEN THIS ARMY BECAUSE THEY'RE SKELLTONS LIKE US!!!!!" and sans said "holy shit fuck off lmao" and papyrus screamed "RECALL THE TROOPS" and sans said "no" and they kept bickering like that for hwat seemed like hours, because it was hours. they werent the kinds of people who would sit in chairs bickering for 10 minutes and assume hours passed by. they were the kinds of people who would sit in chairs bickering for 5 hours and they would assume 5 hours havep assed because htats exactly how much time passed. sans and papyrus were a special team. they argued a lot, they didnt really get along at all. but they were the two generals of the skellton army, because they were kselltons and the skellton army did best when it had two skelltons to look up to. when it was just admiral fishtits commanding everything it was a pretty bad time. so sans was sent to make it a good time, but he just made it a bad time, so then they sent papyrus in, and the tem became a legend, ebcause papyrus would distract his enemies.... with magic sudoku.


 No.641112

>>641097

then explain jesus


 No.641113

here what about joey

joey is white and contains like 70% skull


 No.641114

you're gonna have a bad meme.


 No.641115

>>641112

there is only death after death


 No.641116

File: 1457387743476.mp4 (700.88 KB, 480x480, 1:1, pussy.mp4)

I'm going to kill wonk to death


 No.641117

File: 1457387764142.png (2.83 KB, 17x15, 17:15, Sans_sprite.png)

>>641108

HERE

ADD

PLS


 No.641118

>>641117

don't add this shit


 No.641119

Everything in the bible is a lie.

Everything in the torah is a lie

Everything in the quoran is a lie.


 No.641120

>>641117

>undertale

oh

no no i refuse i thought you meant a not undertale skull


 No.641121

>>641117

please make this an epic flag lol


 No.641122

>grant likes homestuck more than undertale

Faggotron.


 No.641123

>>641120

nigger grant nigger grant


 No.641124

File: 1457387905305.jpg (136.18 KB, 480x629, 480:629, 1421801049542.jpg)

grant make it stooooop

>>641119

edgy

>>641120

>not liking undertale

lol


 No.641125

it was over, tohugh. by the time sans finally decided it wasnt worth casually refusing papyrus's suggestions to withdraw the tropps, all the skellton army was destroyed, and all the skelltons were dead. mario and waluigi were standing there alone. papyrus screamed "NO!!!! MY DREAMS!!! SANS WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THE SKELETON ARMY DIE!!" and sans said "welp next time guess i should use the artillery BEFORE everybody dies" and papyrus said "you had artillery!!!" and sans said 'yep" and he pressed a button and a bunch of missiles came rainign from the sky and mario looked at waluigi sand he said "holy shit waluijew its time to do the thing" wand wlauijew said "its ufkcing waluigi" and then they kicked into the air and they kicked the missils deflecting them at sans and papyrus and they flew throgu hthe air kicking off of missiles and deflecting all fo them like fukckign ninjas and waluigi said "you'd think these niggers could actually fucking try" and sans saw all the missiles flying back towards him and he flinched and he said "man, i told him it was going to be a bad time..." and he disappeare all of a sudden because he kind of does that and then papyrus was left there to face all of the missiles and he screamed "SANS!!!! THESE ARE MISSILES!!!!!" and those were his last words because all of the missiles hitt the ground just as he finished that sentence and he died.


 No.641126

>>641103

what's your address wonk I wanna send you something


 No.641127

>>641120

best admin


 No.641128

>>641120

BASED

BASED


 No.641129

>>641122

this is a violent misinterpretation of my refusal


 No.641130

File: 1457387946359.png (2.82 KB, 11x16, 11:16, pap.png)

>>641120

Add this one then


 No.641131

god bless


 No.641132

>>641115

how do you explain halloweentown 2?


 No.641133

>>641127

Shut the hell up Elephant fucker.


 No.641134

File: 1457388022587.png (147.9 KB, 765x480, 51:32, bullshit.png)


 No.641135

>>641133

wait

what


 No.641136

>>641130

fuck off


 No.641137

mario and waluigi brofisted and mario said "alright so what now"

and waluigi said "papyrus was the twelth gym leader actually. i guesss they put him on hunting duty for some reason? i guess it makes sense since gyms are closed at night" and mairo siad "how long has it been since the world was destroyed" and waluigi said "3 months" and mario said "holy shit that's a long time" and waluigi said "well it gave me enough time to become a master of the wastes. consider yourself lucky" and mario saido "how did you stay alive" and waluigi said "i was in a fridge so the radiation didn't take away my super saiyan x powers. watch" and waluigi treid to go super saiyan x but he couldnt and waluigi said "oh my god what the fuck" and mario said "wait have you tried to go super saiyan x since the bombs fell" and waluigi said "uh... no... i just always assumed i had that as a backup option" and mario said "ahahahahah dude thats ufkcign hilarious you were only able tos urvive because of a power you didnt have" and waluigi siad "thats not fucking funny what the fukc am i going to do if we have to fight giant spiders or tsunderplanes" and mario said ""what the fuck is a tsunderplane" and waluigi said "you dont even want to fucking know" and mario said "look you managed to get this far so why not just keep doing what youre doing since you managed to get this far" and waluigi sraid "god damn it man it's just no tthe same now that i don't ave my win switch" and mario said "an attitutde like that is even more likelier to get you killed than knowing you dont have the powers yo uthought you have"


 No.641138

File: 1457388064312.png (139.11 KB, 380x446, 190:223, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.641139

File: 1457388149731.png (827.6 KB, 1024x769, 1024:769, do it for him.png)

>>641126

exactly how dumb do you think i am


 No.641140

>>641135

You heard me.


 No.641141

File: 1457388154470.png (1 KB, 13x13, 1:1, skull.png)

new skull flag pls


 No.641142

>>641138

how can bernie be the zodiac if ted cruz is the zodiac


 No.641143

>>641139

considering you posted your suicide note on hsg, pretty fucking dumb


 No.641144

>>641142

Ted Cruz can't be the Zodiac, he wasn't even born yet


 No.641145

i wanna send wonk a present....

[spoiler]i'll have the fbi deliver it...... anally....[/spoiler)


 No.641146

>>641145

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


 No.641147

Why doesn't america just kill the republicans?


 No.641148

>>641147

because they have a bit of sanity left


 No.641149

>>641147

We need to kill the entire Democrat party


 No.641150

File: 1457388331090.png (361.86 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 1393737717001.png)

>>641143

you've got me there

but i'm better now

and im not dumb enough to hand out my address


 No.641151

💀


 No.641152

hillary is the zodiac tbh


 No.641153

We are all Zwid.


 No.641154

>>641141

refresh and it is meme


 No.641155

>>641153

zwid post face


 No.641156

FUCK ZWID

FUCK ZWID


 No.641157


 No.641158

>>641147

because murder is wrong

also because countries are like landscapes and those things dont just up and decide when earthquakes happen and shit


 No.641159

The only reason the clown pedo thinks my comment was "Edgy" is because all of those books support pedophilia and incest.


 No.641160

>>641141

>>641154

grant, you dumbass thats undertale


 No.641161

>>641154

Joke's on you!!! This was Papyrus' early concept!

TRICKED

R

I

C

K

E

D


 No.641162

>>641158

>murder is badong

Only brainwashed people think this.


 No.641163

look up "papyrus concept art"


 No.641164

Remember when the zwid totally beefed it?


 No.641165

the day grant got memed on


 No.641166

>>641156

It's hip to fuck Zwid.


 No.641167

should I do classic mode in sm4sh at intensity 9


 No.641168

And this is why you shouldn't trust your gf's posts


 No.641169

Ah that's much better.


 No.641170

>>641161

thanks for the skull flag, friend


 No.641171

>>641163

look up my ass


 No.641172

File: 1457388611407.png (494.04 KB, 1030x1001, 1030:1001, tumblr_m4cyyoCfMt1qduozbo1….png)

>>641159

lol

you're like 10 pounds of dumb in a 5 pound bag, aintcha


 No.641173

who wants me to shitpost more spaghetti


 No.641174

someone make a sans flag


 No.641175

>>641171

where is it lol

(the joke is you don't have one)


 No.641176

>>641148

>a bit of sanity left

>a bit of sanity

>a bit

>sanity

the republicans couldn't pass a sane bill even if the bill was about jesus and rich old white guys


 No.641177

the cancer is already spreading


 No.641178

it looks like le trollface


 No.641179

>>641176

still more sans than libcucks


 No.641180

and now its gone

rip in pip


 No.641181

>>641180

👌👍


 No.641182

rest in fucking kill


 No.641183

>>641180

WEAK. You're a WEAK chopper.


 No.641184

i'm back

and alive


 No.641185

>>641180

what are your rules on flags


 No.641186

>>641184

i dont believe you


 No.641187

i still want flags of the other jade symbols


 No.641188

oh man..l innuendo


 No.641189

>>641185

i dont want to add any undertale ones

and i will 1000% never add another steven universe one

i do not wish to encourage such niggery


 No.641190

File: 1457388921045.png (26.23 KB, 511x453, 511:453, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.641191

add me a :o) granty


 No.641192

i'd say we need jasprose and davepeta flags but i fucking hate them so i won't


 No.641193

File: 1457388973062.png (86.22 KB, 746x935, 746:935, fuckjade general.png)

>>641187

jade is shit though


 No.641194

>>641186

dont believe me?

it's all in the numbers


 No.641195

>>641189

lol you're such a loser


 No.641196

>>641195

>people who don't like the same stupid bullshit I do are losers

please kill yourself


 No.641197

>>641195

cant you just stay suicidal

why do things that are meant to topple sometimes right themselves


 No.641198

File: 1457389099618.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.01 KB, 500x747, 500:747, images.duckduckgo.com(2).jpg)

no-contest, greatest-of-all-time movie ever


 No.641199

File: 1457389104423.jpg (23.77 KB, 480x516, 40:43, 1457020529100[2].jpg)


 No.641200

>>641197

because xlr is a faget


 No.641201

File: 1457389188324.png (98.4 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1454543348351.png)


 No.641202


 No.641203

when you're pissing off wonk you know you're on the right track


 No.641204

File: 1457389323740.jpg (253.16 KB, 500x815, 100:163, equius what are you thinki….jpg)

>>641196

people who get that butt flustered about dumb fandoms are kinda losers yeah

>>641197

clowns wobble, but they don't fall down

;o)


 No.641205

>>641198

11/10

own it on vhs

good taste


 No.641206

>>641204

stupid dumb pedo scum


 No.641207

File: 1457389426119.jpg (230.07 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_o2rw15QJFO1tjk6g3o1….jpg)

>>641203

>thinking i'm pissed

>or even upset

lol


 No.641208

>>641207

i dont expect you to feel anything except the sweet embrace of death


 No.641209

>>641208

how spoopy


 No.641210

>>641207

its as if this kind of assumption is some sort of alien concept to you :^O


 No.641211

File: 1457389780634.png (477.35 KB, 1000x869, 1000:869, team charge.png)

>>641208

you're being edgy again, i see


 No.641212

seriously when i learned that wonk had apparently not killed himself it ruined my whole day

i was so content knowing the fat greasy sleazebag would never show his contemptible pedo face around these parts again


 No.641213

>>641205

leonardo dicaprio won an oscar for some hippie movie but george costanza never got an award for dunston checks in

biggest crime of the past century, tbh


 No.641214


 No.641215

>>641214

the guy from titanic


 No.641216

>>641190

rekt>>641190


 No.641217

>>641215

I thought all people in the titanic died


 No.641218

>>641217

if that was true how would that old fucking lady know what happened

are you insinuating she made it all up

are you saying she didnt get nailed in a car while hotboxing on the ocean


 No.641219

>>641217

how would we know what happened if they all died?


 No.641220

File: 1457390132494.png (448.09 KB, 500x530, 50:53, sweet lil tinkerbull.png)


 No.641221

>picks worst troll as a persona

>literally picks second worst troll as a backup

exterminate wonk


 No.641222

>>641218

Oh yeah there was that one lady and maybe someone else

>>641219

Science


 No.641223

File: 1457390305769.png (535.09 KB, 1280x779, 1280:779, tumblr_mwfc48mVab1rwrhtuo1….png)

like 700 people survived the titanic dude

>>641221

can't help it if i'm a taurus lol


 No.641224

vriska worst


 No.641225

vriska's wurst


 No.641226

>>641222

science can only get us so far, that's why we don't know if there was a second shooter at jfk's assassination

the real story is that leonardo decaprio survived the titanic and got james cameron to make a movie about it, but he didnt get an oscar for it because he got snubbed by donald glover for his role in "angels in the outfield"


 No.641227

jazz up the vriska


 No.641228


 No.641229

i would call wonk the gamzee of hsg but that would probably just jerk off his ego


 No.641230

If you don't vote for Frank Underwood this election you're a filthy piece of human feces.


 No.641231


 No.641232

Wait Grant has a gf?


 No.641233

>>641232

how long have you been out


 No.641234

>>641232

yea sharktits


 No.641235

Superman could easily beat Goku.


 No.641236


 No.641237

>>641231

thats just a homestuck musician. nothing to do with undertale.


 No.641238

>>641228

tl;dr: leonardo got snubbed in the 7th inning stretch by danny glover with a little divine help B)))


 No.641239


 No.641240

>>641238

We're back to my first post then

Who


 No.641241

>>641221

gamzee a best troll

but tav a worst troll

>>641223

ME TOO!


 No.641242

What is Leo's classpect?


 No.641243

could superman defeat SSGSS4 Brogetatenks


 No.641244

harglevargleglshslkfhsff

i just dropped the slide from my bong

and got glass in my toe cleaning it up


 No.641245

oh my god, HSG

saw a totally hot girl with a butch hairstyle and physique

i think she was part of a soccer team


 No.641246

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I... I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built up my hatreds over the years, little by little. I can't keep doing this on my own... with these, umm... people.


 No.641247

File: 1457391111080.png (311.36 KB, 832x1183, 64:91, 1396912302600.png)

>>641241

>ME TOO!

no way!!

:oD


 No.641248

File: 1457391132146.png (241.03 KB, 736x736, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

nothin papoy kid........


 No.641249

>>641235

Saitama could easily beat Superman.


 No.641250

>>641247

yup, for real

>>641248

le wacky jellybeans maymay


 No.641251

>>641243

Probably. Superman is fast. It takes fucking forever for Dragonball characters to transform, fuze, charge their attacks, scream at the top of their lungs like a faggot..etc.


 No.641252

File: 1457391211000.png (524.39 KB, 736x420, 184:105, ClipboardImage.png)

>2010+6

>not carrying 3 revolvers in a New York reload holster setup


 No.641253

>>641249

I agree with that. I just hate grant and want to piss him off.


 No.641254

>>641243

probably

like unless anyone just happens to have some of his super obscure weakness rocks on hand or i guess whatever falls under the ambiguous definition of "magic" now hes pretty much unstoppable


 No.641255

>>641240

leo played jack in the box-office hit "titanic" directed by james cameron

dennis glover played a hot shot baseball coach with divine favor with an all-star cast in "angels in the outfield" directed by william dear

george costanza played himself in the famous situational comedy "seinfield" directed by his lifelong friend jerry seinfield


 No.641256

I miss the one anon with the super short penis


 No.641257

>>641256

you mean youreself???????!


 No.641258

>>641255

I've never watched any of those


 No.641259

>>641255

umm... i hate to tell you this, but george was actually played by danny devito??


 No.641260

>>641258

>not watching seinfeld


 No.641261

>>641257

>me

>miss me


 No.641262

is bird gun guy here


 No.641263

>>641260

>watching anything


 No.641264


 No.641265

File: 1457391745518.png (912.45 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

come adopt this fuckin bird from my shelter bird gun man


 No.641266

>>641258

have you at least watched dunston checks in?

>>641259

uh that's wrong

i know for a fact the main 4 cast all played themselves: seinfield played seinfield, costanza played costanza, kramer played kramer, etc

i think devito joined the roster in the second season as one of their dads or something


 No.641267

>liking thing


 No.641269

File: 1457391845587.png (785.88 KB, 540x720, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

look at this idiot

come adopt him already


 No.641270


 No.641271

>>641269

I love him

what's his name


 No.641272

New thread

>>641268


 No.641273

>>641266

i think you're confusing devito with jerry stiller


 No.641280

>>641271

"the parrot"


 No.641287

File: 1457392279613.png (8.66 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.641297

>>641287

i hate bird joey

i want real joey!


 No.641313

File: 1457393211447.webm (2.71 MB, 404x720, 101:180, 1457382217357[1].webm)


 No.641319

I will vote for whichever candidate murdered a bunch of people in San Fransisco in the 1960s


 No.641448

>>640882

>267 files

Jesus

>>640909

Holy shit what? They don't even let you have one of each in storage now?!

>>641006

Audrey III?


 No.641669

>wonk "goes to class"

>crouches outside of a elementary school window for a few hours




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