No.642891
premade so no MBGs can delete it
>>642459
No.643563
No.643564
No.643565
No.643567
No.643568
there's just not enough dick in my mouth right now
No.643569
there's just not enough cookies in my mouth right now
No.643570
No.643571
cookie flavoured condoms
is that a thing that exists
No.643573
i was up above it
now im down in it
No.643578
*snuggles with hsg under the blankets*
No.643579
>>643578
you're not gonna dutch oven me!
*rolls out from under the blankets*
No.643580
No.643581
Surprised to see me, Joey?
Yes... when you left me for dead on that mountain seven years ago, I'm sure you thought I'd perished. But I survived, and I've come to take back the fortune you stole from me that day!
No.643582
and this
*sound of nuke dropping on hiroshima*
is my cocky kun
No.643584
breaking bad doesn't get really good in my opinion until things start falling apart with gus and they get involved with lydia and jack's gang
No.643585
dude looks like a lady
lady looks like a dude
our fragile gender constructs are dissolving before our eyes
No.643587
>>643572
would kronk be wamuu
No.643588
>bottom ad on the page is for gurochan
What the fuck
No.643591
>>643590
i think you mean
what the heil is this
No.643592
>>643591
shut the he'll up
No.643594
nuttin but she still succin
No.643596
No.643597
No.643598
what's the joey challenge
No.643599
>>643598
shove a flashlight up your butt
alternative answer: do a kickstarter, get scammed and not deliver a game
No.643600
>>643598
make more joey games than hussie
No.643601
No.643604
>restart phone
>turn it back on
>it went from 70% to 30%
Fucking epic
No.643606
Donald Trump shouldn't be running for president, David Hasselhoff should be running for president
No.643607
No.643608
Donald Trump shouldn't be running for president, Joey should be running for president!
No.643609
Two flashlights in every garage! Vote for Joey!
No.643610
*gives you the Joey virus*
No.643611
>>643598
beat a game with only a top percentage rattata
just like youngster joey
wearing shorts while doing it is encouraged but optional
No.643612
>>643611
I wonder if you can solo the game with just a ratatta
No.643613
>>643611
a pokemon game, i should specify
but hey if you can beat a non-pokemon game using only a rattata, good for you
No.643614
>>643611
But Joey wears a skirt. A short, short skirt!
No.643615
No.643616
No.643617
JOEY: Hi! I like to wear skirts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
No.643618
No.643620
No.643621
People who intentionally try their best to annoy people deserve to be crucified
No.643622
>>643620
really makes u think...
No.643624
>>643623
I read that as "The Pupper and the Dwarf" at first
No.643625
>>643623
i'm talking about real life, worm.
No.643628
back when i used to watch zizek wasnt his entire deal denying that he was in fact a communist
No.643629
its time to get our snib on, lads
No.643631
>>643628
Not really. He's always called himself a proponent of marx.
No.643632
No.643633
i'd rather have hitler than trump
at least hitler had an ideology and a sense of egalitarianism
No.643634
how do i bring her BACK to my libphone
No.643635
No.643636
what is march's shitty fotm anime
No.643637
>>643619
holy shit
can you imagine
you're a refugee fleeing syria and you've made it to canada
and you need a translator to speak to the people housing you
and up trots a stranger in a goddamn fursuit pantomiming and dancing
No.643638
>>643630
it's like poetry it rhymes.
No.643639
>>643637
>my people are fighting and dying daily
>meanwhile these westerners dress up as neon dogs and fuck each other
No.643640
>>643639
this is why the refugees become terrorists
No.643642
i have like 5 different indian women blatantly pursuing me at work and i'm starting to think there isn't some cultural attraction to pasty skeletal autists and instead this is some sort of visa thing
No.643643
>>643642
here's a hint: it's a visa thing
No.643644
>>643642
they want your sexy sexy visa
No.643645
No.643646
No.643647
when i wished for somebody to take my v-card, this wasn't what i had in mind...
No.643648
No.643649
what's worse cowardly Syrian refugees or semen encrusted neon furries?
No.643651
>>643649
furries are the scum of the earth
No.643652
>>643649
gonna have to go with the walking persecution complex
No.643653
>>643651
but at least they aren't Muslims
No.643654
>one person brings up refugees in a way that isn't shitting their pants over it
>someone has to go out of their way to make sure people know they don't like muslims
No.643655
>>643619
Why would Syrians not be into fursuiters?
Don't they fuck goats?
No.643656
>>643652
okay so which one
No.643657
>>643654
>go out of their way
yeah anonymous shitposting is a reallll stretch
No.643658
No.643663
>>643660
it's the 8chan logo! :D
No.643664
It's so easy to mock all of you.
No.643665
>>643661
you realize they do this shit specifically to piss people off and generate discussion and attention for their comic, right
No.643667
>>643661
To be fair, nobody likes that kind of person.
No.643668
>>643665
is anyone here really going to buy it though
like this isnt exactly shouting from the highest rooftops of new york here
No.643669
No.643670
>>643668
>>643669
I'm going to order it just to give them money.
No.643671
>>643670
you arent gonna do shit
No.643672
>>643670
you should buy 50
No.643673
>>643671
I'm going to buy them and you really can't do anything to stop me from buying several
No.643674
>>643670
didnt see that coming
No.643675
>>643668
>>643669
nobody buys comics anyway
marvel has statistically proven that in the case of comics, hated material will be bought more than okay-ish material.
it can't hurt, is the point. and it WILL make more people aware of the comic, and some of them WILL buy it.
No.643676
>>643673
no you're not, you're just going to say you are but never do it
No.643677
>>643675
Like me right now, I'm buying it.
No.643678
>>643676
Haha want to bet? I got my credit card out, buying it as we speak
No.643679
No.643680
>>643679
Just because of this post right here, I'm going to buy another.
No.643681
File: 1457544082791.png (195.13 KB, 500x1140, 25:57, baby eridan tastes a grape….png)

No.643682
>>643678
pics or it didnt happen
how about some more tasteful nudes to be sure :^)
No.643683
No.643684
>>643680
you certainly will
No.643685
being wagecuck is suffering
why can't this week be over already
No.643686
>>643684
>>643683
>>643682
I'm buying another just because of these comments you're making
No.643687
No.643688
well this is getting boring
No.643689
>>643685
something something mister shecklestein something something neet
No.643690
>>643686
buy more so you'll be in debt
No.643692
No.643693
No.643694
No.643695
>up at it this early
early bird gets the vworm eh
No.643696
>>643694
what can I say, a lot of people share my opinion
No.643698
>>643692
i'm sure you did pal
No.643699
No.643700
[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]
No.643702
>>643698
Do you want me to buy more?
No.643703
>>643696
You know what they say about the ignorant unwashed masses
No.643705
No.643706
No.643707
>>643705
Yeah, most of their political rhetoric is solving the problem with nuclear explosions.
No.643708
Well, solving any problem involving nuclear explosions.
No.643709
The USSR should have nuked The United States of America.
No.643711
we should solve more problems with explosives tbqh w/u fam
#michaelbay4prez
No.643712
>>643702
oh no, please dont burden yourself with more comics you are totally buying
No.643713
>>643711
israel used explosives to solve the problem of net fuel not melting steel beams
No.643714
>>643709
shoulda, coulda, wussed out like a bunch of cold turkeys lol
No.643715
>>643712
You're annoying, I'm buying another.
No.643716
what's the best undertale ost track
and why is it "it's raining somewhere else"
No.643717
>>643716
It's Death By Glamour
No.643719
File: 1457545420194.png (118.38 KB, 339x494, 339:494, tumblr_inline_o0rdzdbosA1r….png)

>>643717
a good song
but wrong
i would also accept "but the earth refused to die/battle against a true hero"
No.643720
Pikachu Libre's special move is summoning a boxing ring, then jumping off the ropes onto the opponent
No.643721
No.643722
megalovania isn't in the running, of course, because it's not an original undertale composition
No.643724
File: 1457545827801.png (364.96 KB, 1200x576, 25:12, tumblr_o0cixuqHGb1rjinaso1….png)

Frisk isn't blind or deaf but you can always just go with the assumption they choose not to speak outside of when they do in the game.
No.643725
No.643726
>>643724
omg lol flowey you dick
i love the "seeing eye flower" au thing though
and for some dumb as fuck reason i never reblogged or saved any of those pics
damn
No.643727
No.643729
No.643730
If you don't ALWAYS kill the flower than you're a fag.
No.643731
File: 1457546939960.gif (560.26 KB, 540x338, 270:169, tumblr_o2euhbbKrn1rfizaeo1….gif)

No.643732
>>643723
Why is he crying yellow in the second panel?
No.643733
redpill me on lil ol' peri
No.643734
>>643732
maybe they think because of the blue/yellow eye?
>>643733
she's poop
No.643735
Most annoying character award in dennou coil goes to...
No.643736
>>643735
uh
i haven't watched it recently enough to remember
i just know it got real boring towards the end
No.643739
No.643740
>>643736
Agreed. I was just reminded of it because someone said poop.
No.643742
>>643661
is this a tumblr-editted version or is this actually the way they published it?
either way what comic?
No.643743
>>643742
that's how it was printed
No.643744
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy fuck the first episode of this
my brain is full of fuck
is it constantly this self-aware
No.643745
File: 1457547484718.jpg (475.56 KB, 787x1027, 787:1027, tumblr_nz5c6xWORZ1r105gwo2….jpg)

No.643746
whistling the chitty chitty bang bang theme song while masturbating to a 10th grade geometry lesson
No.643747
>>643744
oh boy now there's another thing I have to distance myself from
No.643748
>>643741
Torchwood was shit.
No.643749
>>643748
Yea it mostly was.
No.643750
>>643747
you're pretty insecure huh
No.643751
>>643748
>>643749
it was good but only in small amounts intermixed with not good
like if you unrolled and ripped up about half a roll of soggy toilet paper, made a pile of it, and then mixed a few still-packaged ferrero roche's into it
No.643752
No.643753
File: 1457547836119.png (669.56 KB, 1000x725, 40:29, tumblr_o3r3116H0t1rjinaso1….png)

>>643750
no it's just that, even if it wasn't you, that was a really cringe-worthy statement
No.643754
No.643755
>>643753
so what you're saying is
you're pretty insecure
No.643756
No.643757
so i might actually start that homestuck-style mspaint adventure thing i said i would today
No.643758
No.643759
No.643760
>>643754
i think the kickstarter goal got met for either a followup comic or game, most likely based on gaster
No.643761
lay it on me
give me to top 10 facts about pewi
No.643762
>>643755
no what I'm saying is "you're a faggot"
No.643763
No.643764
>>643761
1. she's shit
2. she's shit
3. she's shit
4. she's shit
5. she's shit
6. she's shit
7. she's shit
8. she's shit
9. she's shit
10. she's shit
No.643765
File: 1457548270883.gif (738.2 KB, 512x406, 256:203, THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GI….gif)

>>643675
>hated material will be bought more than okay-ish material
squirrel girl and fem-thor aren't exactly flying off the shelves
No.643766
>>643765
then why do they keep making them
No.643767
Homestuck is honestly worse than newspaper funnies.
Like seriously Family Circus and Garfield have more artistic value.
No.643769
>>643765
they're probably doing a lot better than the would be otherwise
the fact that a squirrel girl comic is actually staying afloat in 2016 doesn't tip something off to you
No.643770
what should i make the shitty mspa-style comic about?
No.643771
>>643766
they'd try anything once for money
No.643772
>>643762
>game monster hat
>asriel flips the pages for him
>"isn't your middle name 'cter'"
oh my god i love this so much
so cute
and also, having to distance yourself from something just because one dopey fan something something cringeworthy is like, definition "insecure"
No.643773
>>643772
there's a thing called "insincerity for the sake of humor". If I actually cared I wouldn't be posting undertale.
you're still an awful person anyway
No.643775
>>643770
hussie or HSG teying to go back to 4chan
No.643776
>>643766
>>643769
it's a mystery to goddamned everybody why they're still around because both of them have stayed consistently below cancellation numbers, if i recall correctly both of them (i know for sure squirrel girl was) were renumbered as being a Fresh New Comic all over again and it was a boost enough to get them out of cancellation numbers but then they just sunk straight back
No.643777
reminder that i am le epic le troll and i will make you mad
>>643770
mario and the search for the inner spahetti party quest
you have so much material
>mario banished from castle arc
>mario vs bowser & evil peach
>mario & duke nukem vs illuminati
>mario & space hitler vs the jews & their bar mitzvah chests
>birdo is the universe arc
>rise of waluijew intermission
>pokemon intermission
>q vs polk interintermission
>mario & guys versus nigger santa, mall god interintermission
>insani "gonna fuck mario in the ass" interintermission
its epic...
No.643778
No.643779
i might do a few super-shitty ultra-nonsensical ones just to get used to drawing with a mouse and copying in clip art in mspaint
i might make one about hsg
Cletusstuck: The Nigger Discovery Arc
No.643780
>>643779
i already gave you a good idea you irredeemable SHITSTAIN
No.643782
>>643780
goin' on the first page
No.643783
No.643784
why does anyone care what marvel is doing in the Year of Our Joey 2016
capeshit go home
they found out about Gamergate and then decided that adding le meanie misogynerds could sell a few more comics
No.643785
wearing someone else's flag should be considered fraud
and banworthy
>>643779
that's probably a good idea
also
have you read ruby and nan quests
No.643786
No.643787
No.643788
>>643782
>358k words of content
>only 1 page
my sad...
>>643785
being a retard sjw should be worthy of capital punishment
guess we both don't get what we want, eh friend?
No.643789
>>643786
i think you meant to reply to wonk
i agree about undertale's fandom at least
but i haven't played undertale yet, so i can't fully say i dislike it in good faith yet
No.643790
>>643789
the only good thing is pic related
No.643791
>>643790
i mean i'm not even straight but i've blown a lot of loads to this
No.643792
>>643790
the spooder is not for lewd you sick fuck
No.643794
>>643789
no, I don't know why I did that on purpose but I did
No.643795
>>643792
everything is for lewd you fucking mormon
No.643796
>>643790
>>643791
i don't really like buttholes sorry
like i've put my digk in a bunthole and did the sex to completion
but buttholes just are kinda gross to me
No.643797
since when is cletus not straight?
No.643800
>>643797
thats' is niggerclit you dunkass
No.643801
No.643802
>>643788
*faaaart*
>>643792
this
muffet is for making mad money
No.643803
>>643800
no i meant when cletus said 'i'm not even straight but i'm blown tons of loads to this'
literally three posts above mine
No.643804
>>643802
please stop responding to me
No.643805
I like buttholes as a concept
No.643806
>>643796
the pussy tho
she thicc
i can enjoy reading yousub anal rape probably because of my dedicated virginity realness attribute
No.643807
>>643803
that's not cletus
it's niggerclit
wearing cletus' flag
>>643804
wear a name
No.643808
No.643809
No.643810
>>643808
vfan! i found you!
No.643811
>>643809
>>643810
what
no I'm just a fairly uggo gay
No.643812
No.643813
everything is for lewd when you're desperate
No.643814
fuck your shit post your muffet
No.643815
>>643811
me too, let's make out
No.643816
if you don't want me to respond to your posts, use a name
otherwise, tough titties
No.643818
No.643819
vfan isn't that uggo
might be after a nice hard hatefuck
but a really erotic kind of uggo
No.643820
File: 1457549866722.png (251.88 KB, 532x900, 133:225, tumblr_o1wwafa47K1qe481ao1….png)

No.643822
>>643819
she's pretty uggo
No.643824
>>643820
it was hilarious
i should troll more often
No.643825
>>643820
how do you make undyne even more uggo
No.643827
>>643822
this is objectively not true
No.643828
>>643813
real talk it surprised me that alphys wasn't receptive to any passes made at her in the game when she's attracted to anything that breathes (and some things that don't or are only speculated to)
No.643829
No.643830
I love my Mr. Mime
:o)
I just wish he wasn't stuck with the gay stupid nickname the npc gave him
No.643831
File: 1457550038605.png (298.15 KB, 800x713, 800:713, tumblr_o1wwafa47K1qe481ao2….png)

>>643824
the joke's played out, my man
>>643825
>more uggo
there's your problem mate
you think she's uggo in the first place
No.643832
>>643827
>vfan calling herself pretty
i'm pretty cute too tbqh
No.643834
No.643835
>>643831
she's tolerably uggo. i think i fapped to her? maybe
No.643836
>>643833
honestly non-porn fanartt seems useless unless you want to gather a fanbase
No.643837
>>643831
>toriel is a huge goat monstrosity
>frisk is still a weird anime doodle
who draws this
No.643838
holy fuck theres a shithead outside the door who for 5 or ten minutes has been like
"call mom"
"connect to wifi"
"turn wifi on"
No.643839
i'm really really black and i want to kill myself because of it
No.643840
>>643837
giantess-fetish.tumblr.com
No.643841
>>643836
honestly I don't care about your opinion nigger
No.643843
File: 1457550298934.png (774.19 KB, 860x896, 215:224, tumblr_o1wwafa47K1qe481ao5….png)

>>643828
who else was she attracted to besides asgore and undyne
oh and she thinks toriel is cute
>>643836
wow, artists want to gather a fanbase to show off their art???
incredible! who knew!!!
it's almost like art exists for more than just jacking your tiny weiner to!
>>643837
frisk is a human, toriel is a monster
the artist just wanted to make the monsters more monstrous
No.643844
>>643838
yea thats the one reason i decided against using voice-activated technology
unless it comes with fuckin lasers and shit you just end up looking like a jackass
No.643845
>>643841
go fuck yourself and blog about it on tumblr
"stuck a finger in mymass today. reminded me of the patriarchy"
"tried to blow myself, too fat. reminded of white privilegr and the corporarions who obesed me"
No.643846
>>643828
she was probably getting ready to greet you like this after she "deactivated" mettaton
even had an itty-bitty shota-size condom ready for the occasion in case frisk was male
No.643847
>>643843
all i'm saying is non porn fanart seems useless in and of itself
No.643848
>>643845
>le everyone who dislikes me is tumblr meme
very epic
No.643849
File: 1457550493096.png (242.01 KB, 954x644, 477:322, tumblr_o1wwafa47K1qe481ao4….png)

GUYS
it's NOT CLETUS
for god's sake
>>643847
>useless
it's art you fuckin moron
No.643850
i want to amputate vwhore's legs and fuck her 360 degree pussy
No.643851
>>643848
not everyone, just you
No.643852
>>643849
GUYS!! IT'S NOT RETARR
No.643853
>>643852
nvm FUCK
it really IS retarr
No.643854
>>643849
>look at pic of dave sitting on tree
"boy i sure benefitted from this art"
No.643855
No.643856
>>643849
what's the difference
No.643857
>>643843
multidimensional "watcher" entity alphys only theorizes to exist, hinted to be the player directly observing the game (or gaster depending on your viewpoint)
>>643846
i imagine so, alphys was a thirsty bitch to the point where her rebukes of frisk were out of character
No.643858
>>643856
cletus: alpha male who fucks his cousin
me: niggerclit who wants to
d u m b a s s
u
m
b
a
s
s
No.643859
you know what would be epic
if flags were disabled
No.643860
>>643834
he was as close as I could get to a clown with gen 1
rate my team:
Mr. Mime
Primeape
Victreebell
Nidoking
Magneton
Fearow
No.643861
not his cousin specifically
i don't even fucking have cousins
No.643862
No.643863
>>643860
>magneton
>nidoking
>fearow
i'm reminded that gen 1 had no good pokemon
No.643864
>>643854
what benefit do you get from any art then?
people sure seem to love bible fanart tho
No.643865
alphys doing "orgone" experiments on frisk
No.643866
>>643864
>porn
fap
>funny art
laugh
>non-nude but semierotic art
want to fap
>comic
read
>bullshit art of kid sitting on trre or something
hmm.......
No.643867
File: 1457550900706.png (219.79 KB, 719x676, 719:676, tumblr_nz9k87WDDf1qdwaqqo7….png)

No.643868
alphys attempting to uncover if the barrier can be broken with human sexual fluids rather than souls
No.643870
>>643863
the Magneton is a personal little joke
I'm a welder
And I use electricity to weld stuff together (ie 3 Magnemites)
No.643871
alphys attempting to uncover if the barrier can be broken with human eyeballs
because eyes are the windows to the soul
No.643872
You feel desperate claw marks on your back.
No.643873
File: 1457551108405.png (193.54 KB, 611x530, 611:530, tumblr_o3osqn2inr1uh3x51o1….png)

No.643874
>>643873
lol nobody's done that before
No.643875
>>643873
Those kinda look like Digimon
No.643876
>>643871
too bad frisk has no eyes
No.643878
File: 1457551410475.png (726.82 KB, 1000x1041, 1000:1041, tumblr_o2kkt1Ntmz1rjinaso4….png)

>>643876
that's also an interesting thing
No.643879
No.643880
our kind were previously emperors and shizzlewizzle
No.643881
>>643878
woah that's so cute
No.643882
>wonk likes blunderfail
time for me to dislike it
No.643883
undertale was always garbage
No.643884
>>643883
grant has spoken
also man this place is so slow when i'm not shitposting
No.643885
No.643887
>>643886
and mario stood up and took out his skellton killer sword and he thrust forward stabbing through several skelltons and makign a skellton shishkebab and using htem to plow through and netire row of selltons and the outer wav e of hte skelltons started to go backwards to chase down mario and papyrus screamed "WHAT!!!!!!!! he finished my sudoku trap so easily!!!" and sans said "maybe he's just a sudoku master. he's been through a lot of this hsit, you know" and papyrus said "but! but...!!!! i designded that sudoku puzzle myself!" and sans said "i have a betteer puzzle." and sans took out princess peach and put a gun to her head and held her by the hair in front of him and he screamed "yo mario! you want to see your bitch alive again, you throw down your sword!!!" and mario screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE" as he slashed through a hundred skelltons at once and sans said "i told you . resist the ELITE (four)..t. you're gonna have a bad time. the undertales have taken control of the surface. all humans obey us now. in other words..."
No.643888
No.643889
No.643890
🔞
you fags can't even joey
No.643891
No.643892
No.643893
File: 1457552069308.png (306.87 KB, 748x971, 748:971, tumblr_nz9k87WDDf1qdwaqqo1….png)

>another person stops liking undertale
yes
my plan is working....
No.643894
>>643893
less people means less content
No.643895
No.643896
>>643893
that's just amethyst with skeleton limbs, come on now
No.643897
No.643898
>>643894
I don't think anyone in this thread besides me actually makes undertale content
No.643899
>>643893
im sure toby would be so proud
No.643900
how do i do the joey face
No.643901
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>>643896
:o3c
>>643894
nah, it means a better fandom
nobody wants to hang out with losers who are bitchy about other fans
wait
oh no
i'm a loser who'se bitchy about other fans...
does this mean i have to leave all my fandoms?! should i stop liking undertale?
should i stop liking homestuck?
should i just...
...leave?
No.643902
No.643903
No.643904
I got board of undertale 5 minutes in
I mean how can something fuck up the perfect Earthbound fighting system an still be popular?
unless those spastics never played Earthbound.
No.643905
No.643906
>>643901
that would be good yea
No.643907
No.643908
>>643904
>unless those spastics never played Earthbound.
we have a winner
No.643909
perfectly spherical joey in vacuum
No.643911
>>643901
you should leave the earth
No.643912
File: 1457552399264.png (320.97 KB, 1280x962, 640:481, tumblr_nxzkf9KqYy1ryhuh6o1….png)

>>643906
haha~ i'm just kidding~
i would never leave my beloved fandoms~!
>>643904
i don't think the fighting was the point of the game...
No.643913
>break the slide to my bong like three days ago
>just chipped the head of my bowl
jesus i'm fallin apart
oh well at least i get a pretty fat paycheck tomorrow
No.643914
>>643904
Earthbound was great
I thought undertale's combat system was real good too.
>>643905
what do you make
No.643915
File: 1457552498159.png (653.55 KB, 1280x953, 1280:953, tumblr_nwtjc0MXIm1ryhuh6o1….png)

>>643911
oh man, i wish i could!
too bad i was born in the era before space-colonization...
No.643916
No.643917
toby mustve been so honored to work as a protege under hussie
he must be so glad that hussie gave him the idea to make undertale and then let him release it as his own too
No.643918
>>643912
>>643914
oh yeah it was so much fun refusing to fight the same thing that pops up Final Fantasy style
No.643919
>>643918
That's only for the bosses, and then the main draw is the heart mechanic.
The normal mobs have their attack patterns and how to befriend them.
No.643921
File: 1457552746440.png (350.28 KB, 994x1133, 994:1133, tumblr_nxd2tgmxuk1ryhuh6o1….png)

>>643918
i just feel like you're missing the point
the "fighting" mechanic is more puzzle based
>>643917
what are you even memeing at here
No.643922
>>643913
put down the weed bowl and pick up an official Jeb! guac bowl
No.643923
>>643920
>>643921
does this artist just draw "gamzee" with everyone
No.643924
No.643925
>you can still buy jeb! 2016 guac bowls
No.643926
collector's edition guaca bowle
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No.643928
>>643922
i'm actually smoking guacamole, pleb
i'm above merely using the guac bowl
No.643929
No.643930
File: 1457552962990.png (1.71 MB, 996x1113, 332:371, tumblr_nvq1cjnpEp1ryhuh6o1….png)

>>643923
it was just a series of "gamzee hangin out with the monsters"
>>643924
uh
exactly? that's why i said "space colonization era"
hopefully by that time it won't be such a rigorous process to apply for space travel, due to advances in technology
i have no delusions about being an astronaut, friend
No.643931
>>643921
it's annoying and repetitive.
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File: 1457553076035.png (989.16 KB, 1262x1666, 631:833, tumblr_nxn876C3ZR1ryhuh6o1….png)

>>643931
...and this is different from random encounters in other games how?
>>643932
r.i.p. in peace, sir george martin
No.643937
so has that Equius-building-Vriska's-Arm paradox space leaked yet
that seems like it actually could be really cool, as i'm pretty sure its one of, if not the only, canon paradox space
No.643938
>>643936
I just told you Earthbound perfected it yet people still suck Final Fantasy's dick like that shit isn't old and broken.
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No.643940
>>643937
i always really liked that picture
No.643941
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
barkley shut up and jam gaiden > mother series > accidentally touching a hot pan and burning yourself > undertale
No.643942
>>643940
Yeah, one of the things I really liked about it is that they look like alien teenagers
it seems homestuck art is often flawed because it either makes everyone look like 5 year olds....or late-twenty-somethings on the opposite end of the spectrum
No.643943
>>643938
im gonna be honest here
i have played neither earthbound nor final fantasy, at least not for longer than 20 minutes
so i can't really compare them to each other, let alone either of them to undertale
as far as i know, each of them feature random encounters that you fight with your team
turn-based
what are the differences that im missing?
No.643944
which final fantasy are we comparing to earthbound, cause earthbound's certainly better than 1
No.643945
>>643943
earthbound's enemies show up on the overworld and try to run/wobble/teleport into you
you or the enemies can get a head start if one of you gets behind the other
if you've seen the paper mario games it's like that
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No.643947
>>643945
never played earthbound, just a lot of final fantasy, but that sounds realllll fuckin neato
No.643948
i wonder how trolls would shave their heads
would they have special razor heads for getting around horns?
would they just leave patches around the horns and it would be a normal thing?
would accidentally hitting a horn while shaving be permanent or would it heal back like skin?
No.643949
>>643945
oh
ohhhh
that's pretty nifty, i do enjoy paper mario
that would have been better i think, especially with the no mercy route being centered around hnting down every last monster
you could have had monsters actively running and hiding from you
but the world would have had to have been much bigger and more open and i don't think that would have fit well with the themeing
No.643950
>>643937
Yeah I'm considering wasting the money just to see that
No.643951
>>643949
random encounters work better because it takes a longer and longer time each fight to find the monsters, because you're killing literally all of them
No.643952
>>643948
in order of how you asked:
>i'd imagine lowbloods do
>nah, they'd just use a curved razor/trimmer edge. those actually exist now, they're good for rounding off my lil chinbeard
>if you think troll horns are erogeneous than yeah it'd hurt like a bitch. if you don't, then they wouldn't hurt at all and a perfect shave wouldn't be hard
No.643953
>>643949
Earthbound's enemies also run away from you when you level up and you can just run up and one hit them without even going into battle mode.
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>>643948
horns are likely made of the same things their nails/claws are
so they would grow back as the keratin-equivalent shed and regrew
>>643951
>it takes a longer and longer time each fight to find the monsters, because you're killing literally all of them
see, yeah, i really liked the feel of that, it really fed into the narrative
especially when the exclamation point signifying an encounter changed to a smiley face
No.643955
>>643937
>paradox space
don't remind me
No.643956
welp, time for class
wish me luck
>>643953
really? woah
nifty
i should really play that series
No.643957
>>643937
some guy on /co/ already said they'd scan it as soon as it arrives for them
No.643958
>>643954
>so they would grow back as the keratin-equivalent shed and regrew
i actually wonder if trolls would naturally shed and re-grow their horns after a certain period like deer antlers
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No.643960
>>643956
it's on 3DS and Wii-u
No.643961
>>643956
do ya than bb
>>643957
fugg ya
>>643958
see, now that i couldn't really imagine, especially as horns are clearly a status symbol, at least in adult trolls
No.643963
>>643960
i have neither of those things
but i have a nes emu
>>643961
thnx ;oP
No.643964
1M NOT TH4T TYP3 OF G1RL...
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No.643966
does evolve still have players
No.643967
>>643961
>horns are clearly a status symbol, at least in adult trolls
that could actually make it go a couple different interesting ways
1. only young trolls shed their horns, again like deer antlers, and after a certain age they're permanent
2. trolls of all ages shed and upper class trolls have to hide away for a period while their horns grow back
that could also lead to some interesting stuff about lowbloods and dishonored highbloods showing their horns after they shed as a sort of class protest
No.643968
>>643964
what type of girl
No.643970
>>643966
Stop using my flag, fag
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No.643972
>>643963
you're going to need a SNES emulator.
No.643973
now that i have a car i can start applying for jobs seriously
s-surely somewhere will take me r-right
No.643974
roxykitten breastfeeding well past the appropriate age
No.643975
>>643972
oh
well ive got that too
but now ive really gotta go!
bye!
;o*
No.643976
>>643970
>me
>stop using YOUR flag
kindly
No.643977
i'm cletus! i cousinfuck! fuck my cousin! earth is flat, let's debate! woops was trolling all along! ADONIS A BUFF
No.643978
>>643971
what the fuck is up with the nostrils of that guy at the very end of the video
No.643979
>>643967
I could definitely see horn shedding at the grub stage to about the time they graduate to independance
I just honestly for the life of me couldn't imagine an adult troll's horns falling off, thats just my opinion though
No.643981
>>643977
shut the fuck up cletus
No.643982
>>643979
i see what you mean
still though, you've got to admit the whole 'lowbloods and dishonored highbloods showing their shed horns as some kind of protest' is a cool concept
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No.643987
wow, did anyone actually buy this?
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No.643989
>>643987
didn't buy, but would pirate
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No.643991
>>643987
who's gonna bite the bullet and get it so it can get scanned
No.643992
>>643987
hopefully the pages were laced with anthrax
No.643993
No.643994
>>643987
>read the rest of the story
that better not be implying the rest of mr 7 is in that book
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No.643996
>>643994
where else would it be
No.643997
>>643995
$20 plus shipping
No.643998
>>643997
fuck that
books shouldn't even be that high
No.643999
>>643994
im actually thinking that's after the 4page preview of the vriska/equius comic
No.644000
>>643998
I think they knew if anyone was dumb enough to buy it they make off with at least 20 dollars.
No.644001
>>643999
do you have a brain tumor?
No.644002
okay now this is cool propaganda
No.644003
>>643989
buy Earthbound instead
No.644004
>>644003
>buying a snes game
No.644005
>emily asks to marry you
d-discuckered? why tease me....
No.644006
>>643996
not in existence obviously
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No.644008
oh man the doom multiplayer trailer looks p good
still don't know what i think of new doom overall
but this is promising
No.644009
No.644010
beep beep all aboard the idiot wagon
No.644011
>expecting doom to be like a game from 200 years ago
fuck off, kid,
No.644012
i fucked my cousin and i'll fuck you too
No.644013
>>644011
they could just not make a new one
that'd be pretty good, I think
No.644014
>>644012
is that a threat or a promise
No.644015
>>644008
killmoves
slow as fuck
not interested
what happened to the fps where you move at the speed of a small car and get speed powerups so you can outrun your own missiles from the token "slow-moving projectile weapon"
No.644016
>>643998
>books shouldn't even be that high
You don't even know how books are made fuck off
No.644017
>>644014
that depends on how you handle yourself
you keep doing what you're doing..
you're gonna have a bad time
>>644015
rip ut99
No.644018
>>644011
>>644012
Fuck off pubeard
No.644019
>>644018
we're friends, right
No.644021
No.644022
>>644018
have you tried putting on your le trip
No.644024
Pardon Me While I Poz Your Neg Hole
No.644025
>>644019
Not until you stop le impersonating me........
How could you even ask to play fast racing neo bro.....
No.644026
furries and fnaf fans have ruined the term 'foxy'
you can't call anyone foxy anymore without thinking of, and possibly being accused of liking, fox furries or shitty animatronics from a shitty game
No.644027
>>644022
So people can filter me?
Also I'm on mobile
No.644028
>>644023
you still look like an amish tranny
No.644029
>>644026
this but with freddy
No.644030
>>644025
i'm not impersonating you... i'm just trolling... it's just a well meme'd adventure...
also post tfw after getting a ps4 you never pick up wii u again
No.644031
what happened to fnaf isn't it an rpg now
No.644032
>>644031
there was an rpg spin off that i only saw like 5 seconds of but it looked kind of dumb
the dev said it was rushed and bad though
No.644033
No.644034
*wants 2 go 2 the fazbear pizz place*
No.644035
five nights blows
played the first one, thought that was that and never looked back
i dunno how people are still into it
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>>644035
autists keep demanding more lore at every potential stop
No.644039
hussie, tenderly blowing joey in the dark
No.644041
No.644042
so is like
basically his fartistic integrity is being held captive by game theory fagets
No.644043
No.644044
i hate niggers
i cant wait for autists to ruin spaghetti party
No.644045
have they fixed tom clancy's line simulator yet
No.644046
>>644030
>also post tfw after getting a ps4 you never pick up wii u again
You're dead to me
No.644047
isnt tom clancy fucking dead
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No.644049
>>644046
damn it nigger.... come on.....
>fallout 4 12 hours a day for a week
wii u is good but you can only go so long playing games with no story before you start to revolt
maybe take splatoon to center again but now ive got mp games to play with friends....
No.644050
>>644047
like 2-3 years ago yea
No.644052
what exactly does poz mean anyway?
it sounds like some kind of weird std-based fetish
No.644053
>>644052
i think its got something to do with birds
No.644054
>>644052
it's short for HIV positive
No.644055
>>644052
positive i think
i remember poz captions on 7chan's tranny board
No.644056
No.644058
rip 7chan's trap board...
No.644059
>>644057
i opened this image and obama fell over
sorry obama
No.644060
>>644057
it's pretty great, man
pretty
fucking
great
/v/ be damned
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No.644062
>>644061
nah, i'm straight. i fuck my cousin, after all.
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No.644065
tfw fallout 4 is autobiographical
No.644066
>>644064
bus a nut on dat forehead
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No.644068
>>644067
if i don't get at least 300 hours in it id be a nigger
No.644069
>>644064
Let's say fuck, let's say fuck
No.644070
>>644068
better black than bethesda......................................
No.644071
>>644069
how often do you fuck your qt incest amputee tulpa spirit love cousin
No.644072
>>644070
better fucking yournmom than nigger...meaoig ymdmic
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No.644074
>>644064
sponge tell me
are you bi or do you exclusively collect girl mouthpics
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No.644077
>>644076
and waluigi said "alright well anyway you're taking a big risk staying out at night like this we need to get to cover asap" and mario said "why" and waluigi said "the undertales come out at night" and mario said "the undertales? waht the fuck is an undertale" and waluigi said" this may be surprising to you but basically a few thousand years ago there was a huge war between monsters and bumans. the humans won because WHITE RACE KKK. this was in the time of the aryans. anyway, the humans won. they sealed the monsters underground. the monsters needed human souls to break the seal, but they couldnt break the saels because they were FAGGOTS. and they got r e k k k t. anyway that happened. so they just stayed down there and marinated for a while and were all pissed off and steamed and then the apocalypse happenede and the seal broke and the monsters came uaboveground. and now every night monsters invade and try to kill people. that's why there are no more survivvors except people liek you and me who are super powerful and able tos ruvive without urban accessories like toilets and apartments. the undertales ate them all." and mario said "so what do undertales look like" and waluigi said "theres all kinds. skelltons are the most common, like sans the skellton." and mario said "sheeeeit wish i had a nigger bulma to take care of me on a night like this" and waluigi said "nigger, what" and mario said 'its whatever look man where the fuck is this shelter you were talki-"
No.644078
>>644071
Like twice a month maybe
And "Let's say fuck" can be heard in the Malo Mart song
No.644079
y'know i think i'll use a reall really similar template to homestuck for the beginning of my shitty comic
some friends, connected via the internet, who try to do an online program together, but get thrown into a whole other world in the process
No.644080
spamer fagton is a valid troll name
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No.644082
>>644080
awddfvssd dksksk is a legotimate troll name
No.644083
>>644078
Do you at least go on dates? Cause even I, rev, do that for my girlfriend.
No.644084
kramer hairdo is a valid troll name
No.644085
>>644083
No that's for gays
No.644086
twilight princess is shit except for midna
wind waker's where it's at
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No.644088
>>644086
This except minds was ruined too
The real best part of TP was Zant
No.644089
>>644088
Midna, I meant.....
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>>644088
zant was a pretty fucking good villain too so revise that then to "twilight princess is shit except for plot-important twili"
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No.644095
using motor grease as lube
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No.644097
Easter is a wonderful time of year
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No.644099
worshiping Feste as a god
No.644100
No.644101
do any of you actually know who Feste is or what he's from?
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>>644102
animals are not for sexual
No.644105
No.644107
I liked Ocarina of Time, but Twilight Princess was really good too
No.644108
No.644109
we're all cletus on the inside
*blows my brains out*
No.644110
i prefer twilight princess over ocarina of time and majora's mask
skyward sword is awful and anyone who likes it should be purged
No.644111
No.644112
I never played skyward sword and majora's mask just seemed like a cheap sequel to ocarina that was rushed
No.644113
a lot of shakespeare's humor was actually really immature
like, 6th grader tier
when really good actors perform it, you notice dick jokes and sex jokes all over the place
No.644114
missing helldivers a shit
but
broforce gr8
No.644115
No.644116
nepeta, worried she's being cucked by feferi and vriska
No.644117
here's the current squad if anyone's wondering
i have a feeling that a cuckold james battle is gonna happen again
No.644118
my friend, she likes 15 year old boys rightr
in fiction anyway, not really shotas, but still
now, she's watching osumatsu-san
how do I remove fujoshit
No.644119
spaghetti party is shakespeare
No.644120
>>644118
the same way you remove kebab
No.644121
grant, please add an ivan the remover flag so i can be the /k/ ambassador
No.644122
>>644121
we already have a "gun" flag, we can just use that
No.644123
>>644122
no sako, i want you to have that one. you deserve it.
i want to represent the /k/ memes
No.644124
No.644125
>you will never remove robber with 20mm
No.644126
>>644118
female pedos are hot though
No.644127
No.644128
>>644126
double standard detected
No.644129
>>644127
no, she's actually really hot
No.644130
>>644117
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINZLER
No.644131
>>644128
nah i'm not opposed to fictional pedophilia at all
hurtsnobody
No.644132
>>644126
would you date a fem wonk
No.644133
Leon Redbone is the shit
his music just has a weird quality that is great in almost any situation
No.644134
>>644117
I thought Joey Jr died
No.644135
No.644136
>>644134
no she's still trucking
No.644137
>>644135
probably not, she'll probably be a landwhale
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>>644142
she's sad because she's not white enough
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No.644148
what the mcwuggle
gimme a fuggle
No.644149
what the heckarino
give me a smeckarino
No.644151
is warlust a real word? firefox spellcheck certainly doesn't think so, but it seems like it should be
No.644152
>>644143
>YOU'RE CRACKED, CRANE
the fact that David Hayter played a japanese-origin superhero is crazy
No.644155
when is the furry porn ad going to go away
it's global for now, but for a while it was only here
No.644156
>>644155
>no adblock
????????
No.644157
No.644158
>>644156
heck off, i don't have it for multiple reasons
No.644159
>>644155
I'm kind of thinking it needs to be removed immediately
No.644160
No.644161
who doesn't enjoy a good benis
No.644162
>>644161
We know saltlick, egghead, and spongefan do
No.644163
I've got a great big penis that casts a big shadow across the land
No.644164
I bought fennel and candles at the grocery store
Now I can have romantic dinner with new bf, fennel
No.644165
>>644163
is it also a red-painted chainsaw with the swastika on it?
because i've got some bad news for you dude...
EVERYONE ONE ON 8CH HAS SEEN YOUR PEEN
No.644166
>>644164
why do you torture yourself by making food taste like black licorice
No.644167
>>644165
My dick is fine, it's healthy pink and has a purple head
It's gonna pound the cervix of a girl in her bed
No.644168
>>644167
>pink shaft
>purple head
uh
that's not healthy my dude
should be more like
normal-skin-color shaft
pink-ish head
you might want to get that checked out
or maybe get looser pants
No.644169
>>644167
do you know who talks about sex like that?people who will never have sex
No.644170
>>644169
DAMN
Burned to a crisp
No.644171
>>644167
>thinking a two inch dick can "pound cervix"
>thinking every girl wants their cervix "pounded"
Wow how obvious are you gonna make this
No.644172
No.644173
what the heck is up with these bullshit aura powers the power puff girls have now
No.644174
>>644173
don't know, but if they're like any other bullshit aura powers they're trivial to write and likely to move toylines
No.644175
>>644172
>don't know how and don't care enough to bother learning
>my computer runs slow enough as it is
>actually want to support some youtubers who run ads
i reiterate:
heck off
No.644176
>>644175
there's nothing to learn
it's literally just a browser extension
No.644177
>>644176
*see second and third reason
No.644178
>>644175
adblock plus has absolutely no more performance impact than any other browser add-on i've used
it's literally just right-click and pick block frame/image in the drop-down menu for whatever you right-clicked
>supporting youtubers
No.644179
>>644175
you can make exceptions so it doesn't run on some pages
No.644180
>>644175
>>don't know how and don't care enough to bother learning
jesus christ how lazy can you get
No.644181
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No.644186
>>644177
my computer's a bit of a potato that's constantly on the verge of overheating, i assume it needs a reapplication of thermal paste and a cpu fan that isn't stock but either way it runs adblock fine with no performance impact
i also ran adblock just fine on an old repurposed office-computer that was probably built around 2004
you can run adblock just fine you lazy cocksucker
No.644187
i would love to do an epic sex...
le just jkidding!
No.644188
so uh
is it normal to want to marry evil loli emily
No.644189
No.644190
>>644187
Sponge
Just stop
It's really pathetic now
No.644191
No.644192
>>644188
i'm the one who talks about dishonored here cockbite, shut up
No.644193
>>644191
but... it's epic
i could wait a decade
No.644194
>>644188
no, but is is normal to purchase the Fallout 4 Season Pass, for only $49.99
No.644195
>>644190
what's pathetic
also what was stopping it from being pathetic before
No.644196
What
Adblock makes your computer faster
No.644197
is dishonored actually a decent game or what
No.644198
>>644192
but nobody ever talks about dishonored here
tfw you see evil emily's drawing
No.644199
>>644196
well it won't make your computer faster but between it and any other ad-blocking extensions you might have (i use it in tandem with uBlock Origin) it can speed up your browsing pace a bit because it helps turn off loads of analytic and advertising bullshit from most sites you visit
No.644200
>>644197
dishonored is a fantastic game, don't listen to niggerclit's waifu bullshit
>>644198
i always did like high-chaos emily better than low-chaos
No.644201
>>644200
>dishonored
When did you start playing l5r?
No.644202
No.644203
>>644199
It makes your computer faster by virtue of the fact that it isn't dedicating resources to downloading and playing a ton of interactive flash content.
No.644204
>>644194
i got it for 30$ like a day before the rise
>>644197
its epic
dishonored 2 hype
No.644205
>>644200
fuck off its greag AND WAIFU
alsoi need to do low chaos soon
No.644206
>>644202
Legend of the 5 Rings
No.644207
>the little girl character has a single, optional line in the prologue of the game about marrying the main character
>literally just innocent, childish nonsense
>niggerclit makes it massively more of a thing than it is
see, i would be surprised, but i'm not
No.644208
why does this coffee taste salty
No.644209
STOP FUCKING UP MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.644212
>>644207
it's incest
it's pedo
it's anime
it's true love
it's perfect
No.644213
>>644212
>not wanting to train her to be a perfect killer and worshipper of the Outsider instead
ffffffffuck off
really though, fuck off, dishonored is the only thing i really like that has yet to be spoiled in some way
other than regularly getting erect to the courtesans' death screams and corpses
which i take no shame in
No.644214
>>644211
>>644211
>repeal obamacare
So many people would lose insurance, end up in debt, and uninsurable, that Trump will continue to lose possible support based on that alone
No.644215
>>644212
>incest
>pedo
>dates are gay
I will literally treat your cousin better than you ever will
No.644216
>>644213
i never killed the whores
the story of a noble abducting a 16 year old street urchin for sex rites was cool
>>644215
what an astute observation about me, cletus
No.644217
We should learn to speak in recaptcha so the impending robot uprising fails
No.644218
>>644214
didn't all those things happen to people obamacare was supposed to help in the first place as a direct result of it
No.644219
>>644216
>the story of a noble abducting a 16 year old street urchin for sex rites was cool
oh yeah, the woman they were talking about at the party
why is it only the one family, the Brimsleys, that's so obsessive about worshipping the outsider. the art dealer even confesses to worshipping with them if you stay and question him after you get the safe code
No.644220
can actual robots gain sentience?
No.644221
>>644220
i think that depends on how you define/quantify sentience
No.644222
>>644210
Where'd they find a picture of trump where he doesn't look like an angry orange goblin
No.644223
>>644219
i should def visit art guy next game
No.644224
>>644221
Can they independently question their existence and it's meaning without being programmed to?
No.644225
No.644226
>>644220
sentience is an iffy subject with as loose a definition as "it won't fall into a pit/bump into a wall on purpose" and as strict a definition as "completely aware of itself and its surroundings at all times, will recognize itself in a mirror"
sapience is the real goal and that's a very very big maybe leaning towards no from what i've read on the subject
No.644227
No.644228
>>644223
yeah you def should
do you know anything about the situation he's in when you find him? if not i won't spoil anything for you, it's a gold moment
No.644230
No.644232
>>644231
if theboogie would draw anything outside his comfort zone that would be nice
No.644234
No.644235
"Emily Drexel Lela Kaldwin born, 2nd Day, Month of Rain, 1827"
cool
finally reading that Dunwall Archives book i bought months ago is pretty cool.
just thought niggyclitty could appreciate this one
No.644236
"Jessamine is assassinated, 18th Day, Month of Earth, 1837, Burrows assumes power"
turns out Emily is actually 10 years old during the events of Dishonored
can we start harassing niggyclit as a pedo as well as wonk now?
No.644237
>>644236
look all i'm saying is evil emily a bae
No.644239
No.644240
the libs are literally cucking themselves out of existence
they must be protected from themselves
they must be saved
No.644241
>>644240
no
it's...... it's better, this way.......
No.644242
>>644225
Why didn't you tell us you'd been in porn?
No.644243
>>644239
oh yeah, you're right
her birthday would be 2nd of the Month of Rain, which is between the six month period between the empress's murder and corvo's escape from coldridge
so yes, she's eleven during the majority of the game
poor girl spent her 11th birthday kidnapped by assassins and held hostage at a whorehouse
No.644244
y'know that ad might be kind of hot if it wasn't furshit and didn't have the nazi thing
No.644245
>>644242
oh no they're cute
No.644246
No.644248
>>644242
>those stockings
>those sort-of boobs
>tfw you'll never have a guy fuck you like that
No.644249
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No.644251
>Zelda Ocarina of Time: Oh That Ganon! - PART 1 - Game Grumps
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No.644254
>>644251
>me on the right
In the green shirt, or the golf ball hat?
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No.644256
>>644255
So you're a ginger mother from the 70s doing The Monkey perpetually?
No.644257
>>644251
egoraptor is going to be singlehandedly responsible for an entire generation of young people saying OoT is overrated because it's not as good as LttP despite never having played either
all because he fucking sucked at it
No.644258
No.644259
>>644257
oot is overrated
it's also one of the best games ever made
it's also also better than lttp
No.644260
know what, i've warmed up to niggyclit talking about dish on a red, let's talk more about it
No.644261
>>644259
Oot was decent
Doing a 3H0D run is intense
But LttP is better
No.644263
No.644264
windwaker is better than oot
No.644265
No.644266
windwaker has a better story than tp, also
No.644267
3d zelda games suck ass
thatnks
No.644268
No.644269
>>644264
wind waker's a lot shorter but it's also very good
No.644270
>>644267
what the fuck kind of nigger opinion is this
No.644271
>>644260
tfw i got 37 kills on the second level, and my chaos never recovered
i was going to do a no kill run before that b7t
holy shit i was bad at stealth
think im better now but man hallways fucc me up
also overseers suck
No.644272
No.644273
>>644263
i should write more homosuck porn tbh
No.644274
how much does the HD twilight princess cost
No.644275
>>644271
it's around the 5th playthrough that you get really good at combat and stealth
probably sooner if you savescum a lot or replay levels a lot
although,this can often result in getting sick of the same paths, making you want to try new routes and new solutions
this is not bad
No.644276
>>644268
i wasn't in a good place emotionally and i thought writing shocking things was an acceptable substitute for skill
No.644277
>>644273
i actually got a guy reading fan fictions on a tf2 server to read that. He said he felt... exceptionally dirty. and he read a fanfic about a human Princess Celestia acting like the readers mom and jacking him off.
No.644278
No.644279
>>644275
>fifth playthrough
>five playthroughs of dishonored
i guess this might be possible if i didnt buy a new game every week lel
>>644277
i once micspammed a christian sermon for like an hour on payload
best thing was
guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP
preahcer: *pauses momentarily, coughs, thenncontinues*
the grace of GOD
besides that it was just cringewortht atheist / theist bullshit
No.644280
>>644275
though yeah, late game i started actuallt using blink more somi could see that being fun
i just wish half the content wasn't combat related
killing in pause time mode is fun as hell
it's like, "hey kid! here's a bunch of toys, and 20$. for every toy you play with, we deduct 1$!"
No.644281
>browsing image dump thread on /di/
>hot looking tranny
>ass pic
>balls sagging like, 3/4 of a foot
>what the FUCK
No.644282
>>644280
once you get the hang of sliding, everything opens up to being super fun
No.644284
>>644282
>sliding actually useful
what.
those last levels were pretty fun, but at the lighthousr i ende up clearing it in like 5 mins with slow time and blink
No.644285
Thermodynamics is so easy guys
No.644286
No.644287
im just gonna post these cause i feel like it.
No.644288
>>644284
dude sliding is super useful in combat
try sliding directly at an enemy and hitting or shooting him
usually even works when they swing at you, you're usually low enough to avoid it if you time it right
unfortunately those annoying fucking officers can still shoot you perfectly, like when you double jump
those guys are the most annoying thing in the game really
No.644289
>>644287
these are fucking awful
No.644290
>anal beads
EW
>not futa
EW
>assfocus with unused vagina
EW
>feferi
EW
No.644291
>>644288
thr officers with their guns are the most annoying thing ever
i swear its like they're more powerful with guns than swords at close range
No.644292
>>644291
long range too, you wouldn't believe the fucking distance i've been hit by those and the grunts throwing rocks
it's the only thing i don't like about the game
No.644293
>>644292
>level 2
>hide on bookshelf, crouch
>still get detected
THERE ARE NO PLACES TO HIDE
is what i dont like
No.644294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmAeVw5HCY
This is better than I was expecting
not by much, but still
No.644295
>>644293
uh
what
i assume you mean in the library, most if not all those bookshelves should be fine
what difficulty are you playing on?
No.644296
>>644295
normal
idk i was being chased so i hide on one, wait a minute, then the guys wandering below me notice me
No.644297
>>644296
yeah once they've seen you, you have to have some amazing hiding spot to actually get them off your tail. even then they're generally more alert for quite a while. best to either commit to combat or commit to stealth, not try to mix them
No.644298
>>644126
>you will never be kidnapped by mature alien women and passed around like a cheap cigar
No.644299
what is a simple yet useful thing i can program a little arduino robot to do hsg
No.644300
>>644299
whatever happened to the guy/bot who made detailed post-per-namefag counts
No.644301
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No.644303
>>644299
post vfan nudes wheneveranyone says vfan
No.644304
>>644300
he got fucking killed
No.644305
>>644218
No and yes. No, in that it improved the ability to get health insurance in the country. Yes, though on the contrary, it was worse before, and America was in free fall in the western world in terms of health care.
Trump wants to bring back pre-existing conditions. Pre-existing conditions are lists insurance companies can literally make up that can deny you health insurance if you're afflicted by them. That's right, if you have, let's say for instance, I don't know, liver disease, a health insurance company could say "hahaha liver disease! You expect us to help that! We have too much money to worry about! Fuck off!" and deny you coverage.
You must be thinking that there's some broader reason pre-existing conditions weren't illegal as hell to begin with. It's because massive corporations are worried about profit first before individual people or families, they slice off swathes of fucking medical conditions THEY SHOULD BE HELPING YOU TREAT AS A HEALTH CARE COMPANY, but don't. Because not having to pay for every other person, or every other neighborhood, or every other suburb in terms of numbers of people is more cost effective.
Now you may be thinking to yourself "Why have a healthcare system like that?! It's broken as hell and my daughter needs surgery!" It's because America is a stupid country populated by stupid people that will defend their subjugation to death if they have to.
No.644306
No.644307
this is a terrible thread
No.644308
i miss history with homestuck and yesterday on hsg
No.644309
>>644308
me too except not really
No.644310
>>644308
YESTERDAY ON HSG
>egghead got a boyfriend
>I was jealous
No.644311
>>644310
>egghead
>not succing my dicc
No.644312
every time i start dying light on singleplayer crane screams HOLY SHIT
it's the best bug
No.644313
>>644310
>you were a faggot
No.644314
i demand ideas for a little robot tasks
No.644315
>>644314
Painting handicap symbols in parking spaces at the mall.
No.644316
No.644317
>>644314
scaring housepets
No.644318
>>644314
chuckin meatballs
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No.644320
>>644314
thinking up good posts because you obviously need help in that department
No.644321
are there any doujin where someone rubs their dick on sumomo
i feel like there are but i 'm holding out hope that there isn't
No.644322
official irc channel: #farts @ irc.rizon.net
No.644323
Oh boy
I can't wait for the Democratic county convention
So hype