No.646522
No.646526
No.646527
Eating food that has been nibbled on by the rats is considered to be a "high honor"
No.646530
andrew ryan did nothing wrong
No.646531
I'm heading to work in a few hours and when I come back I'll make a few posts and vfan/wonk/etc you know the usual suspects, they'll start angrily laying down milk for my rats
No.646532
No.646533
the end (of homestuck) is nigh
No.646534
No.646535
It's raining against my window. I love that sound. :)
No.646536
>>646525
*kills joey with fire and friendship*
No.646537
>>646531
>laying down milk for my rats
this is a weird phrase
why do you use it
i don't know what you're trying to get across
No.646538
Thanks for nothing! I aint feeling the magic.
kinda comic how I got tragic.
Mirror, mirror on the wall:
What do you give someone who has it all?
No.646539
>>646536
*better not be actually dead*
No.646540
*kills joey with a shovel*
No.646541
No.646542
Homestuck is worse than Garfield.
No.646543
>>646527
Is that really weirder than biting the foreskins off screaming baby boys
No.646544
Why don't you tell me about the mystery dance
I want to know about the mystery dance
Why don't you show me
'Cause I've tried and I've tried, and I'm still mystified
I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied
No.646545
>>646540
Joey is immune to death by shovel! It only gives her brain damage in gradually increasing severity! I love Joey!
No.646547
Trump supporters are the absolute worst lowest trash America has to offer.
No.646548
Semitic religion: No, death, rules, evangelistic
Vedic religion: Yes, life, freedom, inwardly focused
No.646549
do you know why we stopped the car
No.646550
*wants 2 go vist the rats temple n catch all the rats*
No.646551
the freedom to shit on the streets...
No.646552
somebody draw roxykit eating rats
No.646553
>>646549
Because this is bat country?
No.646554
No.646555
if homestuck ends what will be the next Big Meme
steven universe and undertale aren't cookie-cutter enough
No.646556
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/india-marital-rape_us_56e2ffdae4b065e2e3d5c529
Indian Government Says It Won’t Criminalize Marital Rape
It says the concept "cannot be suitably applied in the Indian context."
Ah yes, this is the "life, freedom, inwardly focused" you were speaking of
No.646557
All the HSG ladies call me treetop lover
All the mens just call me sir.
No.646558
>>646549
do i know why i stopped the car?
No.646559
File: 1457742109008.png (147.83 KB, 833x1000, 833:1000, roxykitten eating a little….png)
>>646552
Somebody already sorta did that
No.646560
>roxkit covered in blood chewing on a dead rat
>roxkit toddling over to you and holding it up in her messy little hand to offer you some
No.646561
No.646562
>>646556
freedom to rape is freedom
No.646563
>>646560
what's the minimum age for girl scouts?
No.646564
File: 1457742229330.jpg (73.49 KB, 500x652, 125:163, tumblr_novslspU281s3j0cbo1….jpg)
The Indian Parliament issued a similar statement after considering the issue last year. "Any intercourse between a man and his wife, regardless of consent, is currently considered legal in India, as long as the wife is of the age of 15 and over.
No.646565
>>646556
Translation: "“Precious Jewish daughters, please move over to the side when you see a man come across."
No.646566
>>646565
This is in NYC btw
No.646568
i mean rape is pretty bad but look at how they tell women to walk on a different part of the road
No.646569
>>646565
Are you comparing this and the Government of India saying it's legal to rape your 15 year old wife.
Is that what you're doing?
No.646570
>>646568
>"raping" your wife
Lol
No.646571
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No.646572
>>646570
Cletus the more I know about you the worse you get
No.646573
No.646574
IPGD was a shitposter on the east side of /co/
Back in 4chan. back in the bad old days
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the shitpost fill
When the board of HSG died
And they talk about it still
No.646575
ladies, both your religions suck
No.646576
>>646575
I'm not hindu
It's about the philosophy
No.646577
So proud to live. SO PROUD TO DIE.
No.646578
A 60 year old man can marry a 15 year old girl howver he wants, and anything he ever does to her within their home is legal, even if she's screaming no and how she misses her mom and dad and just wants to go home to see her family.
This scenario is legal in India, as well as street shitting
No.646579
The funniest part is Judaism is the most misogynistic religion probably
At least Hinduism has goddesses and the concept of shakti
No.646580
>>646579
You're being defensive and not saying this is wrong because you are a terrible and stupid human being.
No.646581
>>646578
at least she has to be over 14, beats islam
No.646582
would you rather
a) have joey be your gf
b) have joey be your mom
c) have joey be your mom and gf
d) be joey's shoe
No.646583
K-billies super sounds of the seventies is the best.
No.646584
>>646582
*slams the d button*
No.646585
>>646578
Guess what-- this was true everywhere on earth for most of human history
>>646580
No I think you're being selective on purpose
Why aren't you complaining about Saudi Arabia where women can't even drive, and get acid splashed in their face, and there's honor killings and shit
Why aren't you complaining about sub saharan africa which is also objectively worse for women
why aren't you complaining about sex slaves in Guatemala
No.646586
defend wagon wheel
DEFEND WAGON WHEEL
No.646587
>>646582
can I be the flashlight
No.646588
Because the yid instinctively hates anything aryan
No.646589
No.646590
V-fan don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your shitposts.
No.646591
>>646585
The number women in India who are sexually assaulted and subject to domestic abuse by their husbands is 40 times larger than the number of women sexually assaulted by others, according to a report published last year by the Rice Institute, which studies health and well-being in India. Considering that an estimated 93 women are raped in India every day (among the highest in the world), the number of women who are assaulted by their husbands is estimated to be among the highest in the world.
No.646592
>>646582
>your mom and gf
man that's gross
now, if joey was someone else's mom and was also my gf, that'd be sick
No.646593
No.646594
>>646585
>Guess what-- this was true everywhere on earth for most of human history
this isn't a defense
like, at all
in anything
No.646595
>>646585
because this one is the one you're obsessed with
No.646596
>Considering that an estimated 93 women are raped in India every day (among the highest in the world)
Out of 1.6 fucking billion people?
No.646597
>A panel of lawmakers told the Indian Parliament in 2013 that any movement to make marital rape and extreme domestic abuse illegal had "the potential of destroying the institution of marriage."
No.646598
I can keep saying these terrible facts about India and Cletus will defend them. I can go on and on. There's basically nothing he won't defend if it has India in the front of it.
No.646599
Being Catholic is pretty great. Nobody really gives a shit what you do. I mean there's pedo priests but the pope is a pretty cool guy so it evens out.
No.646600
>>646592
>wanting sloppy seconds
typical xlr...
No.646601
>>646594
The thing is it's not inherent in Indian culture anymore than it was inherent in Chinese or European culture
Marriage for love is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
>>646595
Ding ding ding
No.646602
>>646582
i can't be her shoe and have her as my gf???
No.646603
>>646601
"The Hindu Marriage Act of 1955 states that married citizens must have sex if their partner requests it, and is typically invoked when men want to divorce their wives for withholding sex. It is also legal for men to beat their spouse however they please if they are denying their husband sex, regardless of age."
No.646604
>>646600
at which point is someone not sloppy seconds
>>646601
>Marriage for love is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
cletus stop posting
No.646605
cletus wants a caste system even though he would be an untouchable
No.646606
If Cletus defends this he can no longer call Wonk a pedo.
No.646607
i can do the big text thing too
No.646608
>>646598
The Republic of India is corrupt, there's tons of brutal poverty, Modi is the first Prime Minister who hasn't come from the same political group in a long time etc.
It has a long way to go
The land of India is epic though
>>646603
>1955
Interracial marriage was illegal in the USA then
>>646604
>Marriage for love is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
>cletus stop posting
If you base marriage on love, the marriage will collapse when that is no longer novel
>>646605
I'd be a brahmin of the highest caliber
>>646606
Pedophiles should be gassed
No.646609
Fuck you, my text is bigger than yours.
No.646610
>>646601
>Marriage for love is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
holy shit cletus please stop
No.646611
>>646604
gotta be a kissless virgin
No.646612
>>646607
is vfan doing that thing again
I have her filtered
No.646613
India is a shitty filthy nation full of rapists, bad customer service, and people that smell worse than a garbage dump. How is this even an argument. EVERYBODY knows this.
No.646614
>>646611
but what if they're bad at kissing and sex?
if they had a kid, at the very least they have experience
No.646615
>>646608
>Pedophiles should be gassed
Well there's a ton of men who want to marry teenagers and beat them into submission for rape in India, and I just brought that up and you're defending that and saying it's not rape.
That sounds a shit ton more extreme than Wonk my dear man.
No.646616
No.646617
when what you say comes off as more barbaric than the bitch that defends stalin and mao you should know you have a problem
No.646618
can't we just agree that indians AND jews are shit in their own ways?
No.646619
50% of marriages end in divorce if you think the current system is working go ahead and get married
Enjoy paying alimony lol
>>646613
Yeah, the poor people in India don't smell nice because they live in overcrowded filthy slums in a hot, humid place
le bengali tiger smells like lavender
I agree about the customer service
No.646620
>>646610
tbh i think he might...... maybe..... just be grabbing@goats?? :?
No.646621
>>646599
there's no more pedo than in judaism, it's just the msm reports on it more often for obvious reasons
No.646622
>>646615
>Well there's a ton of men who want to marry teenagers and beat them into submission for rape in India, and I just brought that up and you're defending that and saying it's not rape.
No I'm just laughing at the concept of marital rape
If it's an arranged marriage then obviously consent isn't guaranteed
No.646623
>>646619
>50% of marriages end in divorce if you think the current system is working go ahead and get married
Cletus are you saying India is a better place to be married at then America. Is that what you're saying. When men of any age can marry a 15 year old and beat her for denying him.
No.646624
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>>646622
>No I'm just laughing at the concept of marital rape
No.646625
>>646623
No I'm saying getting married at all is shit
>>646624
If it's not an arranged marriage, you are giving your consent when you say "I do"
No.646626
>>646625
>you are giving your consent when you say "I do"
holy shit cletus
what the fuck is wrong with you
No.646627
So it finally comes out. Cletus is also a pederast and domestic abuse apologist.
No.646628
people not dying of dysentery is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
No.646629
I am an ordained minister. I can marry any two people in HSG. Even against their will. Don't ask which religion I'm a part of. WHO SHALL I MARRY?
No.646630
No.646631
red text is cruise control for cool
No.646633
the earth being round is a very recent and western (and stupid) idea
No.646634
And honestly, India doesn't have a rape problem for no reason
(get it i am saying this woman is hot)
>>646628
That's not an idea you pedantic strawmanner...
No.646635
>>646625
>If it's not an arranged marriage, you are giving your consent when you say "I do"
what the absolute fuck
No.646636
If you love india so much why don't you just move there clete?
No.646638
>>646633
It's actually a fairly old idea the greeks knew it thousands of years ago
No.646639
that's not the image i meant to post but whatever
No.646640
>>646629
my stupid fuckign balls you fat dopey shitdogglet
No.646641
No.646642
No.646643
>And honestly, India doesn't have a rape problem for no reason
>And honestly, India doesn't have a rape problem for no reason
>And honestly, India doesn't have a rape problem for no reason
No.646644
>>646636
I should! But even though a lot of people speak English there idk what I'd do there
I'd def like to vacation to Kerala or maybe Sri Lanka
No.646645
>>646644
Stay there and get shot lol
No.646646
>>646644
Stay there and get shot lol
No.646647
>>646643
I bet you think /b/ humor means I'm a rapist irl
No.646648
No.646650
I can see cletus and vfan hatefucking
No.646651
what we've learned today is that literally everyone in hsg is stupid except me
No.646652
>>646647
Exactly what I was saying
No.646653
HSG, I told Stinky I love him. Shit just got real.
How long before we're in a broken marriage with three traumatized kids?
No.646654
when even wonk is creeped out by how pedo you are
No.646655
No.646656
No.646657
>>646647
so do you actually believe that marriage means rape is ok?
No.646658
>>646645
There's no guns there?
>>646650
Not if she still has those Mii brows lol
>>646653
Coalburner....
No.646659
>>646651
this but with le me
No.646660
>>646640
I now pronounce you man and balls. You may suck my dick.
>>646642
>>646648
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of two very "Special" people who absolutely despise one another. IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS HOLY AND SACRED UNION (that isn't either the bride or groom) Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
No.646661
>>646653
do you have a smell fetish
No.646662
>>646653
why are you so needy
No.646663
>>646654
I don't see anything wrong with child marriage if both of the people being wed are young (like under 20) because they don't consummate until their older
Yeah but 50 year old men and 15 year old girls is ....
>>646657
No I mean when two people agree to get married I really don't see how rape could occur within that relationship
No.646664
>>646653
tell him he's my favourite supporting character from hey arnold
No.646665
>>646661
she likes hair so I wouldn't be surprised
No.646666
No.646667
shouldn't really be surprised that cletus "i rape my disabled cousin" cousinfucker is all about pederasty and marital rape
No.646668
>>646663
> I really don't see how rape could occur within that relationship
You are aware abusive relationships exist right?
Like, even completely outside of that context, if for some reason the man in a married couple just decided "Well I'm horny time to forcibly have sex with my wife", that is rape.
No.646669
>>646658
Not black... What kind of egg do you take me for...
>>646661
The power of love conquers all odors~
>>646662
With my delicious brown husbando at my side, I want for nothing~
No.646670
>>646658
>Mii brows
top kek
No.646671
>It was a daily terror, a nightmarish ritual that tormented her each night. That's how a 27-year-old Indian woman describes the repeated rapes by her husband when she was 16 until recently
>“I used to get jitters before going into my room. I would dread the thought of what was awaiting me,” she told journalist Priyali Sur for a May article published by the nonprofit Women's Media Center. “What happened in our bedroom was not what normally happens between a husband and wife; I felt like he had bought me. I was treated like a sex slave, like a sex toy. He would insert things inside me, when I fought against it he turned to putting barbed and sharp objects inside me to cut me, to punish me. He used to slap me every night, beat me every week, and bite me. He was like an animal. Even during my menstruation, he wouldn’t spare me.”
>On Feb. 14 last year, her husband’s birthday, the woman said he beat her multiple times before raping her with a flashlight with broken glass, forcefully inserting the object into her vagina.
Cletus says it's ok, not rape, and better than getting a divorce.
No.646672
shouldn't really be surprised that cletus "i rape my disabled cousin" cousinfucker is all about pederasty and marital rape
>>646663
> I really don't see how rape could occur within that relationship
when one person says "no i don't want to have sex" and the other person fucks them anyway
that's the definition of rape, you idiot
No.646673
Than by the grace of our lord Lucifer. I now pronounce V-fan and Cletus man and wife. You may stab the spouse.
No.646674
is cletus the dumbest person to ever post on hsg
No.646675
>>646674
That depends on what you define as dumb.
Cletus is pretty up there but rev might still hold the throne for that.
No.646676
>>646667
i'm pretty sure it's consensual mr damn,bro
No.646677
>>646674
I'd say spongefan but I think Spongefan had morals???
No.646678
How does such a small group of creeps create so much drama
No.646679
>>646667
Do you even know what pederasty is
That's that shit the Greeks did with young boys
We're talking about old men and young girls...
>>646668
Abusive relationships mean hitting and yelling
No.646680
>>646679
>Abusive relationships mean hitting and yelling
......................................HAHAHAHAHAHA
No.646681
>>646678
i love you too eggy
No.646682
>>646679
>Abusive relationships mean hitting and yelling
Ok now look at the other part of the post, please.
No.646683
>>646675
rev is "special"
but out of ordinary humans I'd say cletus is the dumbest around here
No.646684
anyone else kind of tired of this yet
No.646685
You have the ability to kill one actor without any consequences. Who do you kill.
No.646686
>>646678
hilarious coming from you
No.646687
>>646671
>“What happened in our bedroom was not what normally happens between a husband and wife;
>He used to slap me every night, beat me every week, and bite me. He was like an animal. Even during my menstruation, he wouldn’t spare me.”
>On Feb. 14 last year, her husband’s birthday, the woman said he beat her multiple times
Yeah this is marital abuse?
I don't support this?
She even said that this didn't happen normally in India?
No.646688
>>646679
>Abusive relationships mean hitting and yelling
and rape
you idiot
you're right, the technical definition of pederasty is men and boys
but you support old men and girls, so i guess we'd just call that pedophilia
No.646689
>>646684
>not filtering them
protip: it drastically increases THEEAD quality
No.646690
No.646691
>>646685
this one jewish girl i know who's into theater
No.646692
>>646688
>but you support old men and girls, so i guess we'd just call that pedophilia
This is rich
See
>>646663
>I don't see anything wrong with child marriage if both of the people being wed are young (like under 20) because they don't consummate until they're older
>Yeah but 50 year old men and 15 year old girls is ....
You're a literal pedophile so this is just pure irony
No.646693
>>646689
STOP AUTOCORRECTING THREAD INTO THEEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.646694
>>646671
Guess the best part of this Cletus!
Her husband was never prosecuted for assaulting her well over hundreds of times because they were married.
No.646695
Wonk marrying shitto
Wonk raping shitto
>>646694
>Her husband was never prosecuted for assaulting her well over hundreds of times because they were married.
Well that's dumb
No.646696
>>646687
>Yeah this is marital abuse?
>I don't support this?
may i direct you to >>646570
>>"raping" your wife
>Lol
No.646697
Chicago is so insane right now
No.646698
>>646697
i say: good call trump
No.646699
No.646700
>>646697
more or less than cletus
No.646701
>>646696
If the marriage is consensual
If it's arranged that's a different story because then it might not be consensual
Which I said here: >>646622
No.646702
>>646692
>You're a literal pedophile so this is just pure irony
i don't know if you've caught on to this, but this is a meme
i am not a pedophile
but you, are a cousinfucker who abuses his cousin and supports marital rape, so hey, there's that
No.646703
>>646701
>If the marriage is consensual
THIS DOES NOT MAKE IT SOMEHOW MAGICALLY NOT RAPE
how do you NOT UNDERSTAND THIS
No.646704
No.646705
>>646685
bill murray
we could have had an actual ghostbusters 3 but alternate dimension shenanigans were just a bit too out there even though the first movie had a giant marshmallow mascot attack new york city
No.646706
>>646690
>>646691
Well that was more boring than expected.
No.646707
speaking of, this brown chick just tore up some white bernie girl's sign and flipped her off
lol
No.646708
cletus i know rape gets thrown around a lot in sjw circles but do you agree that a man forcibly having sex with a woman after she has said she doesn't want to rape
No.646709
>>646705
That's fair I guess.
No.646710
>>646702
>i don't know if you've caught on to this, but this is a meme
>i am not a pedophile
Ok sure
I believe you :^)
>who abuses his cousin
Lel
>supports marital rape
All sex should be consensual
What I'm saying is consensual marriage is a sign of consent
No.646711
>>646700
A Trump rally got canceled because a huge amount of protesters showed up so now everyone who went to the rally basically went ape shit mindless mob and now the protesters and the trump supporters are laying fists on each other.
America the beautiful
No.646712
>"If black lives matter why do they fucking kill each other so much!"
this was yelled out on the fox stream and I am so happy right now
No.646713
how come clicking a post on any fucking social network takes you to its page but trying to open it in a new tab doesn't work
how come the actual right-clickable link is always the tiny bit after the poster's name showing "1 hour ago" or some shit
whyyyyy
No.646714
>>646707
Look at her
She's so smug and qt
No.646715
>>646711
is this the race war?
No.646717
>>646710
>What I'm saying is consensual marriage is a sign of consent
please tell me you're joking
i mean you can't be this retarded right?
even if for some reason this was true do you think if a woman has agreed to sex with a person they have agreed to have sex with that person at any time or place in the future?
No.646718
>>646710
>>What I'm saying is consensual marriage is a sign of consent
This is why I don't like you lol
No.646719
>>646710
>consensual marriage is a sign of consent
no
it's literally not
do you honestly believe that marriage consent is the same as consenting to every single act of sexual intercourse one could ever want
ever
No.646720
Maybe I should go to the anti-trump rally. Two of my friends are there. On the other hand I could go to the actual trump rally and bring my trusty super soaker.
Decisions...decisions...
No.646721
>>646717
>if a woman has agreed to sex with a person they have agreed to have sex with that person at any time or place in the future?
If it's fucking le marriage? Yes
I mean you obviously can't have sex in public because of gay indecency laws or some shit
>>646718
I think you don't like me for many more reasons
No.646723
when are people going to die
No.646724
>>646721
>If it's fucking le marriage? Yes
ok we've established you are either legitimately retarded or pretending to be
i can safely drop out of this argument now
No.646725
And this is within the framework of le "OMG HE'S THE ONE :,)" bullshit poopoo caca ass garbo normie modern american marriage
What would be better is a return to the marriage of an impersonal social contract
Hell the husband and wife could even bang other people on the side as long as they use birth control and protection
No.646727
>>646723
my guess would be sometime shortly after our increasingly large population drains the planet of its resources
say maybe a few decades or so
No.646729
>>646723
When you start killing them. They aren't going to just drop dead themselves.
No.646730
>>646725
CUC K
CUCK CUCK CUKC CUKC CUCK
No.646731
>>646724
How does a moral opinion make me retarded
I guarantee I'm smarter than you like bruh you don't even capitalize "I"
No.646733
No.646734
I'd like to kill everyone in this thread
No.646735
what if the wife gets fat but still wants sex
No.646736
>>646731
You're an immoral fucktard
No.646737
No.646738
this was in my clipboard for some reason
No.646739
>>646730
The cuck epidemic can only exist in the modern conception of marriage
>>646735
Then she thicc
No.646740
>>646731
>I guarantee I'm smarter than you
cletus...
No.646741
>>646734
Do it Do it Do it
No.646742
>>646734
Do it Do it Do it
No.646743
wow
a year ago i thought cletus literally couldn't get worse than "posts his cousin's pussy online without her consent"
>>646738
it was probably a good reason
it's so cute
No.646744
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No.646748
I want hot brown ass and I got it
No.646749
>>646744
look deep within you.......
ok and there it is your're welcome
No.646750
No.646751
What kind of memes do brown men like
No.646752
Opening Connection to ß.4.5-23
this thread sucked
UESCTerm 802.11 (remote override)
Now
Return/Enter to Acknowledge
this thread sucks
Disconnecting...
No.646753
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Hey. Losers. Post cool art.
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No.646757
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I drink your moral indignation like sweet soma
No.646758
>>646756
>This type of file can harm your computer. Do you want to keep 1457746009398.swf anyway?
god damn it chrome this isn't complicated
No.646759
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No.646761
No.646762
i'm an epic lad and girls love me
No.646763
>>646760
look at this thread m8
he already is
No.646764
>>646760
You cannot play the moral highground when you're morally beneath me, even by the standards of this perpetually offended board
>>646762
>tfw you know this feel
No.646765
How do I keep a brown 3D husbando interested??
No.646766
>>646760
Pedophilia is inherently rape.
No.646767
>>646764
don't be silly cleety
nobody could love you
No.646768
>>646765
Take your own life
>>646767
I'm going to meet with le other one on mon
No.646769
why are people here so creepy about people they're attracted to
>>646764
i am so morally above you it's hilarious
>>646766
>memes
No.646770
No.646771
>>646765
do you got the booty
No.646772
No.646773
>>646769
Haha wouldn't it be a funny meme.... if i was a pedo
haha
just a meme...
heh
No.646774
>>646769
>Coming from the pedo
No.646775
>>646774
>memeing from the anon
No.646776
>>646775
It's just a meme!
No.646777
No.646778
I swear officer
I swear it was just a meme
No.646779
No.646780
James "Mad Thad 2" Dambro
No.646781
No.646782
No.646783
File: 1457747030423.png (96.66 KB, 461x578, 461:578, tumblr_o3wkqyIUxv1u4a54io1….png)
why don't we all just
chill out
>>646781
hot damn, anon! that joke literally never gets old
No.646784
>>646783
>why don't we all just
>chill out
Why bro? We're just throwing around memes that don't mean anything :^)
No.646785
when sjws post mituna is the irony lost on them or what
No.646786
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No.646787
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a meme world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just meme like him inside and outside
Meme his house with a meme little window
And a meme corvette
And everything is meme for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
No.646788
No.646789
>>646785
it's not
i just like his design
also, wait, isn't mituna a spoof of 4chan?
don't you mean, kankri?
No.646790
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>>646786
You're not allowed to post sans. He has way too much integrity for you.
No.646791
>>646785
they don't understand what's going on around them
No.646792
>>646790
At least he's not my husbando like most of the trash who "like" him
No.646793
>>646783
It sure doesn't!
Damn, bro!
No.646794
>>646790
Well there's the ghost cousins.
Maybe he wants to fuck hapstablook's 0° of puśśy
No.646795
according to Ben Garrison, Soros spent 15 million dollars to shut down that rally, and all it's doing is giving more publicity to Trump.
yeah keep waving those mexican flags that'll change minds, fellas
No.646796
>>646792
i wish to see the skele suffer
No.646797
No.646798
No.646799
>>646795
>Soros spent 15 million dollars to shut down that rally,
Bruh.....
No.646800
>>646795
Maybe people just don't like Trump lol
No.646801
>>646798
i dunno probably to an extent
No.646802
>>646790
>that completely unnecessary distortion effect at the top
>just a random pattern of pixels used as a mask for the invert effect
>mercy
why
No.646803
NOBODY in Chicago is allowed to support Trump...or else...
No.646804
>11 days
maybe downloading this 70 gig anime torrent was a mistake
No.646805
>>646804
anime is never a mistake
No.646806
>Trump calls off Chicago rally due to security concerns
I'm not paying attention to this dumb shit what's going on
No.646807
>>646798
No you're a sjw
s is not a vowel so you don't use "an"
Even though the the first sound is "e"
No.646808
No.646809
>>646806
I called a hit on donald trump. yknow for shits and giggles.
No.646810
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>>646795
not all publicity is good publicity
this doesn't make trump look good to anyone except people who already support him
it makes him look like mussolini to everyone else
he's encouraging supporters to beat protesters
that's not good publicity, man
No.646811
>>646806
Hundreds of protesters came to protest his rally so they canceled it and the Trump supporters were butt hurt and insane as usual so it got sort of violent.
No.646814
>>646811
I love this city.
No.646815
>>646813
Isn't protesting in an intersection illegal
No.646816
what kinda chinese food should i get tonight hsg
orange chicken
general tso's
or sweet and sour pork
No.646817
>>646815
We don't give a shit about legal.
No.646818
>>646815
We don't give a shit about legal peckerwood.
No.646819
No.646820
>>646816
>that
>chinese food
Just eat 30 fortune cookies at that point
No.646821
Mm, coffee with brown sugar and butter
Reminds me of my man...
No.646822
>>646821
He's not real until you post a pic
No.646823
>>646822
He's kinda famous round these parts... I can't give away his identity...
No.646824
>>646821
stop being creepy
>>646819
unfortunately they're fresh out
>>646820
eat a dick, cousinfucker, i'm having orange chicken
No.646825
You aren't welcome in MY city HSG.
No.646826
>>646823
>Coffee
>Brown sugar
Cletus?
No.646827
>>646824
Isn't this a thread full of pedos, rapists, old fat guys and the people who pretend to be above it yet hang around this dead board? I'm pretty normie....
No.646829
>>646824
>stop being creepy
>from wonk
No.646830
>>646827
>I'm pretty normie....
slavishly fawning over roasted is not normal
No.646831
HEY HERE'S A THOUGHT. Why don't you fuckers go down to the supermarket, get this thing called viagra, come back here, and USE IT TO FUCK YOURSELVES?
No.646832
No.646833
>>646828
And sociopathic trannies, sorry didn't mean to exclude you
No.646836
>>646827
Yeah you're normie all right...and I'm the fucking king of games.
No.646838
by virtue of being here you've already excluded yourself from the normie serfdom
No.646839
No.646840
Don't you have a job to do?
No.646841
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No.646842
>>646827
doesn't matter who's here
if you're creepy, you're creepy
js
No.646843
There's somethin happenin here
No.646844
Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it? In your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person.
No.646845
No.646846
Good things about Andrew Hussie? Could take some time. Andrew is talented. Andrew is tender... Andrew is beautiful... Andrew is a mystery. Andrew is not a nobody. Andrew has secrets he doesn't want to tell me, and I wish he would. Andrew has nightmares. That's not a good thing. Andrew has someone to love him. That is a good thing. Andrew is crushing me. Andrew is crushing me... Andrew, you're crushing me!
No.646847
>>646826
I'm olive oil.....
No.646848
Everybody should have one talent, what's yours?
No.646849
>>646846
that's such a chilling scene, poor Joey doesn't even see it coming...
No.646850
Allo allo allo oim tha new namefig.
No.646851
>>646848
managing to forget what a piece of shit i am for 95% of the time
No.646852
No.646853
is there a worse site than gamefaqs
No.646854
No.646855
>>646852
Das killer mate. Boot um I think da response to dat partickular moime goes sometin liek "oim already dead"
No.646856
>>646854
neogaf might be a textbook echochamber but at least the people there can form sentences vaguely based on observations and sometimes even facts
No.646857
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No.646858
No.646859
Is Radiation a furfag? Is Hussie?
No.646860
>>646859
hussie's the worst kind
he made up his own species
No.646861
Eeets a lovely ollyday wit u mary poppins
No.646862
I want these women to drop bombs on me
No.646863
>>646860
Are you talking about homestuck or is there something I don't know about?
No.646864
When's Tropic Thunder 2 coming out?
No.646865
File: 1457750400120.jpg (132.83 KB, 399x397, 399:397, tumblr_inline_mlrnng2Pwo1q….jpg)
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
...goddamn do i love chinese takeout
>>646863
homestuck has a bunch of species yeah
but i guess i really mean "humanimals"
No.646866
>>646863
who the fuck are you
No.646867
>>646865
Ah yes. the ever egrerious excess of hussies erotica.
>>646866
I'm verbal.
No.646868
>>646867
are you a crossie
why are you here
who are you
why would anyone new ever come here
No.646869
>>646868
Get back motherfucka you don't know me like that.
No.646870
No.646871
>>646869
that's a good idea, he's a pedophile who tried and failed to kill himself
he was gone for a while but unfortunately he came back recently
No.646872
>>646869
i aint playin around!
make one false move and i'll take you down!
No.646873
Wonk is a good lad. Better than most of you.
No.646874
>>646873
oh, now you're okay with pedos
No.646875
>>646874
I trust that Wonk is not a pedo. If he betrays my trust, I will condemn him. If he does not, he does not.
No.646876
>>646873
I don't understand why one of the shitposters will on occasion say another is a dindu nuffin just to be contrarian, even if they have a known past hatred for them.
The contrarian liking thing is pretty annoying in general.
No.646877
>>646873
something something trash attracts trash
No.646878
>>646876
Wonk is a good lad. Better than most of you.
No.646879
File: 1457751414678.png (174.56 KB, 533x550, 533:550, tumblr_mii2q8vGjy1rx7rxto1….png)
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
this line almost made my dorky sailor moon-loving ass giggle
No.646880
No.646881
So who are the most...delectable of this board's fruits shall we say. And by that I mean... where are the hot chicks yo?
No.646882
>>646881
Heyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~~~~~
No.646883
>>646881
this may or may not be vfan
she's trying to sue a guy for posting these images so it's more probable than others she's posted, but still not a lot
i think she's the only girl who still comes here that we have a picture of
there's grant's gf
No.646884
File: 1457751684822.jpg (250.88 KB, 1280x914, 640:457, tumblr_mc6wggDWPE1rnv4w5o2….jpg)
>analysis of the characteristics, similarities, and differences, amongst the Derse kids
oh my god
this is my shit
No.646885
Nothin creepy about loving a big beautiful hairy nerd that just HAPPENS to be delicious brown...
No.646886
>>646883
verbal asked for hot chicks
No.646887
>>646883
On this note I am going to take a nap and leave
No.646888
>>646886
well she's the only chick
No.646889
>>646884
let me see how retarded it is
No.646890
>>646889
ill be surprised if its not a list of headcanons
No.646891
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>>646889
you woulnd't like it
it's also about gender, like, masculinity, femininity
you'd better just forget about it
>>646890
it's not
No.646892
>>646891
>gay shades
i didn't know how much i wanted this
No.646893
>>646882
>>646883
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT.
>>646886
>>646888
>Only chickadee
Bummer. What do you do for fun?
No.646894
>>646891
show me, i must debunk it
No.646895
>>646893
shitpost
usually we have a brown fascist duke it out with a crazy jewish marxist and a brown communist pedophile
No.646896
So Obama didn't go to Nancy Reagan's funeral.
He said he was honoring her by "just saying no"
No.646897
oh there's also the white fascist
No.646898
it's fascinating
this is how people thought the reunion would go
>>646894
im not gonna subject myself to your jokes about what i like
No.646899
>>646893
You won't like me, I'm an anarcho com bulldyke with problems
No.646900
its probably just another mbg persona
No.646901
>>646898
i just want to rip it to shreds with my superior understanding of the comic
No.646902
No.646903
>>646898
then why bring it up
No.646904
>>646903
he needs to attention whore at all times
No.646905
>>646895
>and a brown communist pedophile
you got the brown part kind of right, but the rest of that's bunk
i'm a democratic socialist at best
>>646903
at all times
No.646906
libbycucks!
i hope you're ready to DIE!
my spaceship shoots three balls at a TIME!
No.646907
>>646895
Sounds...like a few good laughs.
>>646899
Ey babe we all have problems. Who cares?
No.646908
>>646907
I like you, you're cool.
No.646909
wonk is scared of my knowledge
No.646910
>>646905
karkat's supple, feminine hips
No.646911
i've got a really weird, unpleasant feeling in the pit of my throat
i wonder if i'll be sick tomorrow
No.646912
>>646911
i bet it'll leave if you punch it hard enough
No.646913
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No.646914
>>646913
how very lesbian of you
No.646915
No.646916
>>646912
just cure me up fam
No.646918
File: 1457753142224.jpg (539.18 KB, 1000x997, 1000:997, tumblr_nox94jXE781uqygnfo2….jpg)
fine fuck it here
here it is
"Strilondes & gender roles"
http://chad-buskin.tumblr.com/post/135216713445/strilondes-gender-roles
it's pretty simple, it's not much, it doesn't take a lot to make me happy
>>646910
perfect, aint they
>>646913
damn
No.646919
Don't do it verbal
She's not good!!!
No.646920
No.646921
>>646919
Verbal, this is cletus. Don't listen to him. He believes the world is flat, and he fucks his cousin who's missing a leg. Not even kidding.
No.646922
Bill Mayher's kind of like the liberal Bill o reilly isn't he?
No.646923
>>646919
id probably feel bad for her if she wasnt such a bitch all the time
oh well
No.646924
>>646923
I no longer feel that way don't worry.
No.646925
hey hsg
have you guys talked about the trump rally cancellation yet?
No.646926
>>646921
>>646919
i like how you're both fighting over the crossie
No.646927
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No.646929
No.646930
can we not all try and hop on this new namefags dick all at once
fuck him, who gives a shit what he thinks of anyone here
it's probably mbg
No.646931
No.646932
>>646930
He's one of the few men here who think I'm cute, I will take what I can get.
No.646933
No.646934
Wasn't I supposed to be taking a nap. What is it about this hellhole that curses me to stay
No.646936
>>646933
yooooo what's up vfam?
No.646937
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No.646940
>>646936
I got a xanax scrip yesterday, so I'm floating on pink clouds today B)
No.646941
File: 1457753908472.png (109.86 KB, 396x413, 396:413, tumblr_inline_mv2uokREZN1q….png)
why am i compelled towards gamjane so much
>>646932
yikes
>>646935
>>646937
yikes
No.646942
>>646941
I was (half) joking.
No.646944
>>646941
because you're a druggie who wants to rape a woman
it's a step up from pedophilia at least
No.646945
File: 1457753994592.png (287.44 KB, 1070x1082, 535:541, 8874340199dbd9b80e254c8528….png)
No.646946
>>646945
Yeah come to think of it Jane def goes hoo hoo during sex
No.646947
>>646945
Stop posting gross shit fucker
No.646948
File: 1457754127993.png (663.08 KB, 1200x1250, 24:25, 5d8ce0ab3bf115396ffbabb402….png)
No.646950
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No.646951
No.646952
is this glenngarth
his art is fucking disgusting
No.646953
No.646954
File: 1457754311125.png (783.32 KB, 1200x1263, 400:421, 0a96559385efaae85eb5ad7397….png)
No.646956
No.646957
>>646940
nice B)
i'm watching those two best friends guys play ffx
these guys are actually kinda fun to watch
No.646958
File: 1457754450358.png (231.11 KB, 947x721, 947:721, f002cef78304ebe96e44daad34….png)
No.646959
>>646942
and that was a casual yikes
>>646944
no see, i'm not even a druggie any more, man, update your stats on me
it's more like the other anon
i think i just like plump chicks idk
and baking
No.646960
Saw this playing smash today
In the same match
No.646962
Now all I fucking need is Vicodin scrip and I can be one very happy clam.
No.646965
>>646963
ok let me tell you what girls actually think and it's not this. It's that we think all men across the board, generally suck dick and are awful to be around let alone date.
This shit isn't accurate.
No.646966
No.646967
>>646964
You think this is more embarrassing than thinking the world is flat for 30 minutes but it is not.
No.646968
No.646969
>>646965
its funny because you think youre normal
No.646970
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>>646964
as if this isn't the most relatable damn shit
it's not like we're all super mentally well here in hsg
No.646971
one epïc perscription please lol
No.646972
>>646969
Hun, being this abnormal is the new normal
No.646973
>>646971
Why did you stop taking xanax sponge. That's like flushing a million epic opportunities down the toilet
No.646974
I forgot how much fun Ace Attorney was
No.646976
>>646965
Btw verbal, Vfan is a sociopathic dude who manipulates and abuses internet people for kicks.
And men are fucking awesome, what kind of shitty lie is that? They're cuddly and smart and stable.
No.646977
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No.646978
>>646976
I may have a giant black dick egg, but you're the fakest woman I've ever met.
No.646980
Like there's no contest you cunt, every bone of your fucking body is fake.
No.646981
No.646982
>>646973
it was never actually diagnosed to me i bought it from a juggalo or something lol
No.646983
>>646981
She won't fight, she's too much of a pussy not to say "Oh haha you guys you don't make mad :)" while balling her eyes out about how she can't gargle down roasted's scrotsted
No.646984
>>646983
"I'm vfan and if i cant know everything vris does at any moment in time I'm going to shoot myself"
No.646985
>>646982
Yeah I doubt you could even get in your time window if you wanted, I've been fighting for this prescription for about a year and a half. It's tough man, it's one of those ones you really need to prove you need.
No.646986
I want to read a nonfiction informative book but I'm wondering what topic... HSG give your beloved Eggerz a recommendation
No.646987
>>646984
Oh fuck off, it was more than that and you fucking know it.
No.646988
>>646987
Yeah it was full blown emotional abuse lol
No.646989
>>646986
Human Action - Ludwig von Mises
Principles of Economics - Carl Menger
No.646990
>>646988
Roasted said you were worse. Let's not mince words here, you know it's just going to end up on me tanning your hide and you claiming it doesn't sting.
No.646991
Besides bitch you can't get me mad I got xanax!
No.646992
>>646986
The Twilight of the Idols by Friedrich Nietzche
No.646993
File: 1457757013591.jpg (531.01 KB, 1280x1864, 160:233, tumblr_mnf1x7WqtA1rheqroo1….jpg)
aw why can't we all just get along
let's not fight
>>646976
>men are fucking awesome
>They're cuddly and smart and stable
not all men
>>646988
>>646987
>>646984
what's the story here
not that i want to dig up any drama...
No.646994
>>646993
vfan is insane, egghead is also insane, the end
No.646995
>>646992
You know Nietzche would hate your ass and everything you believe right. He devotes chapters in Zarathustra about how much women are the bane (knowing him it was probably all fuckery), and I probably reflect his ideals more than you lol
No.646996
>>646993
vfan is a manic, emotionally abusive and controlling person who latched onto vris
No.646997
>>646992
>neo-nazi
>recommending Nietzsche
No.646998
>>646990
Roasted was a shitty friend which is why I ended our relationship. Stop trying to pick fights Nutty.
>>646989
What's that first one about?
No.646999
>>646996
It turns out their are emotional consequences in friendships when someone's privacy gets violated like you did with me after I told you my history and how much that would fuck with it
fucking lmfao.
No.647000
>>646993
>tries to dig into glaringly obvious drama
>"not that i want to dig up any drama..."
its pretty much impossible to "act" this stupid
but youre really fucking good at it
No.647001
>>646998
Don't call me nutty you five head cunt
No.647002
>>646998
praxeology, an epic religion
No.647003
>>646998
Barebones explanation: How motivations of individuals drive markets
No.647004
>>646998
>Roasted was a shitty friend
that's a tripgod you're slandering you vapid cunt
No.647005
>>646998
>roasted was a shitty friend
didnt you constantly heap praise upon him for being such a good friend because he constantly motivated you to actually finish university and always knew when something was bothering you or if you weren't actually working when you said you were
No.647006
>>646995
Nieztche was about the revaluation of all values
You're still bound by slave morality >>646997
I'm not a neo nazi
No.647007
>>647005
consistency isn't one of Egg's strong points
No.647008
>>646993
I was depressed and attached to roasted bread, because he had been a very supportive friend to me. Then he started being weird and back and forth and making advances which was too hard on me. I had tried a bunch of times before but I finally ended our friendship, then he mistook someone for me and outed my suicide attempts and that was that. A little bit happened after but it was more or less trivial in the grand scheme of things
No.647009
I distinctly remember that being a thing you did
No.647010
>>647006
Hahahahahaha you're about a fucking CASTE SYSTEM and a proponent of fascism and you're telling me an anarchist dyke, something fucking unheard of then, that I'm bound by "slave morality" that Neitzche wouldn't like Hahahahahaha
No.647011
>>647006
unintentionally amusing post
No.647012
No.647013
Rothbard is okay but anarcho-capitalism is dumb
No.647014
>>647005
He was really cool once, for sure. But being a good friend is an ongoing choice.
No.647015
>>647008
You were the one making advances on him
No.647016
>>647010
You're not an anarchist if you believe in equality
Equality is the slave morality, the husk left by the corpse of Christianity
It's like a corpse atop western civilization, leaking black goo
No.647017
>>647008
i know you, egghead, i know that story
i don't see what that has to do with vfan
or your epic beef with each other
>>647000
did you not see the irony crumbs sprinkled after the sentence? it's obvious i was digging up drama, man, i wasn't exactly trying to hide it
No.647018
why can't i have a midna gf
No.647019
The parent should not have a legal obligation to feed, clothe, or educate his children, since such obligations would entail positive acts coerced upon the parent and depriving the parent of his rights.
No.647020
>>647019
maybe they shouldn't have had kids.....
No.647021
>>647016
So you read Zarathustra and took it verbatim is what I'm getting from this.
You don't have a clue in the world what you're doing or saying but you have this confidence that's so insincere.
No.647022
>>647015
Nope. Do not fight with me about this.
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>>647022
Then don't fight with me because in the end he apparently tolerated me more than you, and I can just fucking throw shit on you that you don't want to hear.
No.647025
No.647026
What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power, the will to power, power in man himself.
What is bad? Weakness, faltering, helplessness, meekness.
The ultimate good-- the moral supreme is the feeling of breaking, of resistance overcome! That is the one and only moral good!
No.647027
>>647017
Oops
No epic beef he's just a moron
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>>647027
why do you keep calling vfan "he"
No.647031
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>>647027
You keep saying "He he he he he". Bitch you told me that you've never even grew up around other girls and surrounded yourself with men, for all intents and purposes you're more than man than me.
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>>647032
>Bitch you told me that you've never even grew up around other girls and surrounded yourself with men, for all intents and purposes you're more than man than me.
that doesn't seem logical
No.647037
>>647030
She said I sound like a dude and she's stuck with it.
One time she wouldn't shut up about me for so long that she had to get kicked from the skype chat and threw the BIGGEST tantrum and said she "deleted skype forever" because of it lmfaooooo
No.647038
>>647034
Vfan was der übermensch all along...
No.647039
>>647036
She's like no other girl I know because she's an awkward weirdo. You don't know
No.647040
It's me
Egghead
King of HSG
No.647041
>>647037
>>647033
oh
that's pretty fucking petty
hsg has a pretty checkered past wrt misgendering... it always leads to bad things...
No.647042
>>647040
Michiko to Hatchin is garbage
No.647043
>>647039
girls can't be awkward weirdos?
it makes about as much sense as calling you a dude because of 'man voice' tbh
No.647044
hsg, nigger capital of the world
No.647045
>>647039
>girls can't be awkward weirdos!
yeah you're definitely a man
No.647046
>>647045
I didn't say that you know what I fucking mean. Not fucking a day after she spilled her heart out to me about her Roasted Problemz™ she fucking went back to treating me like dirt. She's done this with everyone.
No.647047
I'm --The Prince Of hsg--
No.647048
>>647042
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'LL KILL YOU OMFG
No.647049
No.647050
>>647047
Fuck off Will Smith
No.647051
>>647030
he's got man hands
No.647052
>>647046
i don't understand anything you mean
No.647053
>>647052
Egghead brings out the worst in me and I do not like the bitch Ok?
No.647054
No.647055
>>647042
>Michiko to Hatchin is garbage
Die die die
No.647056
>>647048
no thanks if i wanted to die i'd just rewatch michiko
No.647057
>>647050
Vfan "I'd rape Willow Smith" Steinberg
No.647058
>>647057
We're still doing this.................................................
No.647059
>>647053
that sounds like just about everyone you interact with tbh
No.647060
Victora "Vfan" Jewbergenstein
No.647061
Should I go poop and potentially shit blood y/n
No.647062
>>647054
Bow to your prince!
>>647056
Off with your head, shit taste plebeian!
No.647063
what an exciting thread this has turned out to be
sigh
>>647061
dude
have you still not shit
like, at all
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No.647065
>>647062
You look like a dude I dated in high school with the worst breath. Your breath probably tastes like rubber I think.
No.647066
>>647063
I still have not shit at all
I'm too scared
No.647067
>>647063
threads here are never good, what the fuck do you want
No.647068
*pounds hands on table*
XANAX XANAX XANAX XANAX XANAX
No.647069
But I gotta poop now man
I can't put it off anymore or I'm gonna shit me britches
No.647070
>>647065
That's a weird breath smell to have
Did he eat tires
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>>647062
>shit taste
>for not liking michiko to feminism
next you'll be telling me gatchaman crowds is a good anime
No.647076
>>647070
Halitosis is different for everybody. You probably smell like wet shit and curry lmfao
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>>647075
You have shit taste if you don't like
No.647079
>>647078
*You have shit taste if you don't like michiko
sorry lol
No.647080
>>647075
>for not liking michiko to feminism
Who is this
Is this niggyclod
If I didn't have a problem with alleged "feminism" in the show then there's no feminism in the show
No.647081
>>647066
you have to shit, dude
it's either gonna bleed or it's not
but you gotta shit
or you're gonna die
No.647082
Feminism is right and if you disagree you are wrong. It's that simple.
No.647083
No.647084
Faggotry is not allowed in my kingdom
No.647085
my reaction to the threads lately.............
No.647087
>>647079
i'll try to move forgive your typo but i won't lie it'll be quite a challenge
>>647080
just a man who happens to be redpilled
No.647088
No.647089
>>647087
Read Judith Butler
No.647091
>>647089
don't tell me what to do
No.647092
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No.647093
>>647090
You shit on me for smoking but here you are posting a picture of Michiko smoking like a babe..........ok.......................
No.647094
>>647090
i don't understand what these pictures are supposed to do other than help me vomit
No.647095
michiko is a babe
i should watch this anime
i watched the first ep with the anime club guy i dated for a minute, but lord knows that didn't go anywhere
No.647097
>>647093
You smoke to look intelligent lol
Just think about that
You should have never told me that
No.647098
>>647097
I never said that. I said I smoke to compliment a look and to chill.
No.647099
>>647094
You have to be trolling
Even le bad taste clown knows she's bangin
No.647100
>>647095
>guy i dated
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
No.647102
>>647098
Just vape then....
Smoking's not even cool anymore
No.647103
>>647099
maybe if she would be if she was in a better anime
No.647104
I made a promise once I got out of high school to never date anyone who's white again because tan skin is hot.
No.647105
>>647102
Smoking is cool still you're just a fag who hangs out with sensitive people.
No.647106
somebody get this freakin duck away from me
No.647107
>>647105
smoking isn't cool
it's fucking DUMB
No.647108
>>647104
Sorry Vfam, taken already
No.647109
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>>647100
oh no! my perfect image of masculine heterosexuality, ruined!
No.647111
>>647013
I changed my mind
No.647113
>>647109
smoking is hot but it isn't cool
haha
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No.647117
I will admit smoking looks cool and atmospheric but the smell and the bad breath and the yellow teeth 😷
No.647118
man here i was being a depressed sack of shit
and then my dog walks into my room, and i start to feel happy again
aren't dogs great
No.647121
>smells my own feet and pretend it's girl feet
>jerk off while doing it
what is WRONG with me
No.647122
I should watch Blade Runner again
No.647123
>>647115
older than me???
moron
he was my weirdo anime club senpai
No.647124
>>647123
how young were you
No.647125
What do you think of this drawing me and my delicious brown 3d husbando made on my chalk board
No.647127
james the prepubescent pedo
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>>647124
20. there's no "gotcha" here, he was a college fling
we didn't even do anything but kiss a little
he was really awkward and weird
No.647129
>>647123
Oh god
If I ever find a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is go back to my high school anime club and smash people's heads in with a baseball bat
except for the black weebs of course they were bros
No.647130
I feel like I don't really appreciate Blade Runner properly because I'm more interested in the cinematography than the philosophical themes of the movie
No.647131
>>647129
>tfw my high school anime club was full of homestuck nuts
I should have done a school shooting
No.647132
>>647129
says the black weeb
No.647134
File: 1457760741368.jpg (414.92 KB, 736x1129, 736:1129, 3dd5c6baa0e0694664aec73d54….jpg)
Ok let me give you an example.
Smoking in Holywood is usually used to make an uninteresting character interesting, and give them flare and moodiness.
An example would be this guy who kicks the bucket in Blade Runner.
>>647120
And Samuel L Jackson in Jurassic Park. Or Rachel in Blade Runner. Or any noir movie. These characters, and the scenes their in themselves, work better because the waft of smoke in the room brings up certain connotations and helps the character's mannerisms become more focused to the audience.
This same principle that works in film, usually works in real life, depending if you can pull it off. It's unhealthy and bad and you shouldn't do it, but if you're about a certain "look", smoking compliments your fashion well just as it compliments costuming and wardrobe in film well. It is all about giving off exactly who the type of person you are, and bring focus onto your character and mannerisms.
No.647135
I am always here to defend my smoking habit.
No.647136
fuck do i hate this place
No.647137
>>647134
>It is all about giving off exactly who the type of person you are, and bring focus onto your character and mannerisms.
a mindless corporate sheep that copies movies?
No.647138
I'm gonna watch blade runner tonight
No.647139
there's no good reason to smoke
everyone knows it's terrible for your health, there's no hiding behind that nowadays
won't stop me though, it's a habit that i quite enjoy
luckily i'm not addicted
>>647130
i think that's a perfectly valid way of taking in the movie, though
one of my favorite bits is the chess game, for instance
No.647140
>tfw actually interesting
No.647141
>>647136
*prys your mouth open with a dental gag*
*farts down your throat*
No.647142
I-I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!!!
No.647143
>>647139
and i now you could talk about the philisophicla implications of the chess game
but that's not what i'm talking about
i just think chess is nifty
No.647144
>>647139
do i even need to ask why you enjoy killing yourself
aside from the obvious addiction of course
No.647145
>>647137
Is it movies that copy culture, or culture that copy movies? Smoking existed before film, but smoking exists within film. Film is just as much our culture as smoking is. It's pointless to argue morals about our unhealthy cultural habits because they won't change. Certain ways of thinking exist within us because of film, you're not separated from it.
No.647146
Team Aqua time, pray for me
No.647147
>>647139
>Everyone knows it's bad for you
>That still won't stop me
>I'm not addicted though
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>>647134
>taking social cues from noir movies
it's people like you who think they can pull off the fedora look
get in the chopper
No.647153
>>647150
Your arms are as feeble as Wesley's, your face is probably as greasy as pube beard's, please don't do this to yourself and wash your face.
No.647154
>>647147
>>647142
>>647144
i'm literally not addicted
i stop all the time
2 or 3 times a day :^)
no but seriously
i'm not physically addicted
i smoke when i want to, not because i "need" to
like, people who say they "need a smoke"
i don't get that, i don't understand that, i've never felt that
and if i did, i didn't know that's what it was, and i just thought i felt shitty for no reason
No.647155
>>647154
you can tell yourself whatever you want
No.647156
>i'm literally not addicted
>i'm not physically addicted
>i smoke when i want to, not because i "need" to
These are things addicts say, Wonk
No.647157
>>647153
That sounds like projection, I didn't learn to dress and wash myself from watching movies.
No.647158
>I'm not physically addicted to nicotine, one of the most addicted substances known to man
No.647159
>>647157
> didn't learn to dress and wash myself from watching movies.
hahaha what are you even saying dude. Are we on the same page?
No.647160
>>647158
I've stopped for six months, and another time a year, cuz I felt like I needed to quit. I have a handle on it, it's easier than I think. I mean, I'm always going to smoke. But just stopping is extremely easy for me, I can't say for everyone else.
No.647161
>>647155
>>647158
>>647156
2 kinds of people say those things
addicts in denial,
and people who are telling the truth
how can you tell, with your limited perspective on my life, which i am?
how much do you think i smoke a day
No.647162
>>647160
I was referring to le damn bro
No.647164
>>647160
yet you can't quit hsg
No.647165
>>647164
Kind of hard not to keep tabs on a place that has personal shit of mine.
No.647166
>>647165
they aren't posted when you aren't here you idiot
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>>647166
Oh don't worry the other part is pure spite and bemusement
No.647169
Remember when Vman claimed he was taking 23 courses in one semester and kept popping in to talk about how hard all his exams were on a daily basis
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i do miss hookah though
>>647169
why are you starting shit
No.647172
>>647169
I was half fucking with you half depressed out of my mind looking for attention. And don't cherry pick my awfulness, you don't have the best track record.
For example you threw a tantrum because grant told you to shut up about me and you ended up crying and saying you were leaving skype forever poor poor boo
No.647173
>>647171
Hookah is my shiiiiiit james!
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>>647175
Thanks for agreeing with me :)
No.647177
Fuck this browser I need a Nexus
No.647180
>>647178
Wait
I thought vfan was supposedly drunk when sending wesley nudes
Can you put precise eye makeup on when drunk?
No.647181
>>647178
I would care but I'm floating on xanax, and my bod is great and fantastic and wonderful. I'm used to you trying to humiliate me. I love my body, s I don't care
No.647182
>>647172
>half fucking with you half depressed out of my mind looking for attention
been there, fam
>>647173
i wish i could be all cool and do tricks and blows darts through rings and all that jazz
but nah
i just love blowing big billowing clouds of smoke
:o)
No.647183
>>647178
this one is my favorite for the shitty marker marks
No.647185
Isn't california trying to raise the vaping/smoking age to 21
that's dumb
california is dumb
No.647186
>>647181
its almost like she was lying...
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>>647180
I had it on for an hour or so before hand. The person I was going to go meet up canceled on me and I got vodka'd up alone with some pot.
No.647189
California is a mess
A big fat mistake
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>>647185
that's smart
anything to hurt those annoying vapers
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No.647193
vfan is bad at lying... who knew...
No.647194
>>647193
Wesley weren't you going to kill yourself or something
chop chop
No.647195
>>647185
Honestly, (white) californians are a cut above the rest
superhuman, even
No.647196
>>647194
i am not the scatman
No.647197
>>647196
Then stop acting like him
No.647198
>>647195
California is garbage my man
No.647199
so much hate in this dojo
No.647200
>>647199
i hate you the most pedo
No.647201
>>647198
do you live here, my man?
No.647202
>>647199
Wonk, how into Hookah were you? What's your favorite flavors? I'm into citrus-y stuff myself
No.647204
>>647202
little boy semen flavor
No.647210
*wonk knocks on the hookah den's counter*
yo barkeep
lay a fresh hook' on me
what flavor? why, extract of shitto's anus, of course. like always.
No.647211
I'm so glad I got to see Crystal Castles at least once before Alice Glass split from em. One of the better memories from that time. I love Alice
No.647212
>>647202
see the thing is, my roommate owned the hookah, and took care of it and all that shit, so he bought all the stuff
he liked pina colada a lot, and it was okay
i remember liking orange
but that's it, i can't remember much else
this was years ago at this point, vee
sorry, i wish i could gush with you over hookah more
i should try out a hookah bar or something
but that'd look a little weird, going by myself
No.647213
>>647212
omg, I never knew they had pina colada flavored shit???????? That sounds amazing, I love coconut flavored anything
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>>647213
oh yeah, man
>>647168
>>647206
who is this qt...
>>647210
you literally think about shitto's ass more than i ever have
have you ever considered that
you're more obsessed with that kid's butt than you even pretend i am
>>647215
that's pretty bad, man
i mean look at bro's face
he looks straight out of family guy for christ's sake
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No.647221
>>647217
Shit you don't know Alice Glass or Crystal Castles??
No.647222
should i watch Treasure Planet or play a game?
No.647223
>>647222
what's treasure planet
No.647224
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No.647225
>>647223
that animated sci-fi/steampunk version of treasure island
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>>647224
>>647220
this is dumb
post boys with big hips instead
>>647221
no, i dont think so
but now i would like to
because that is my type
not like romance type but like "holy shit that person is so cool can i hang out with them while they do crazy shit" type
>>647223
dude
dude
go watch treasure planet, for christ's sake
it's the only version of "treasure island" you need to see or read
No.647227
>>647224
>prepubescent
could you not?
No.647228
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
man. CC is even better with xanax.
No.647229
No.647230
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>647226
Listen to the track I just posted. Or this one. This one is really really good. Crystal Castles (II) was such a good LP
No.647232
>>647228
this is good shit
and it probably would be better while really baked or high on dxm or something
>>647230
those were the same vid
No.647234
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>647232
Sorry I meant to link this
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>>647234
woah
woah
nice
>>647236
real mature
that'll show that trump supporters aren't just violent thugs
:^)
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>>647242
alirght see ya later buddy
No.647244
THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE
No.647245
I fucking love her so much
No.647247
>>647246
I know you think this'll gross me out but it's kinda hot
No.647248
guess we were due for a porn dump
it has been a while
No.647249
No.647250
John Vris still has a place in my teenage heart
No.647251
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>>647246
here's some facesitting that's worth a damn
although that ahegao is nice
No.647252
>>647247
you're grossing me out
No.647254
vriska deserves nothing good.
Neither does anyone in the comic, but her especially.
No.647255
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No.647257
jack daniels is grooooss
or maybe im just a wimp and cant handle whiskey
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No.647259
>>647253
I dunno if you're mocking me but I was in a shit vulnerable position at the time I got into homestuck, and I thought it was an adorable coming of age thing, where two very opposite people who compliment each other meet and heal their wounds and stuff. and damn did it fuck with me. Hussie just destroying all he set up for that make me hate him and rip my emotions n shit.
Idk,why Hussie built that all up for nothing.
No.647260
>>647259
because hes a hack
No.647261
No.647262
should i a) have abreakfast
b) masturbate a lil
No.647263
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No.647265
>>647262
c) both at the same time
No.647266
masturbate and eat cum for breakfast?
No.647267
>>647264
>>647265
does that even work
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>>647268
i dont think i can multitask that well
No.647270
I'm the guy on the bottom left
No.647271
>>647259
nah, that was me lamenting it dying as well
healing and becoming better through a positive relationship is good shit, whether that relationship is romantic or not
and it does feel like hussie kind of
discarded it
like he didnt know what he wanted to do with vriska
he wanted her to grow in a different way, i guess
and he's a hack
No.647272
No.647273
vriska was always awful and she was never going to grow, sorry
No.647274
how do you feel about the development of johnrezi, vee
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>>647274
idk. I think it's kind of, out of leftfield? Which is interesting I guess I could see it in the same way Vriska needed John, maybe Terezi also fills that gap in whatever retcon thing Hussie is pulling. Idk? There's not much to say about it so far.
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