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 No.647205

 No.647283

i wish i could still be kind of mysterious about what i looked like


 No.647284

>>647279

i know, right, what year is it lol

>>647278

i feel like what tz needed was vriska though

and luckily she got that in the game over flash, and she has her now

i dunno what either john or tz get out of this blackrom developing

>>647283

same

i miss when people thought i was a gross fujoshi


 No.647285

My ass. Your ass. What's the difference?


 No.647286

you don't "need" toxic people


 No.647287

>>647285

your ass is gay


 No.647288

File: 1457766065816.png (9.66 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1450230791499.png)


 No.647289

>>647286

"toxic" is a social construct


 No.647290

hah owned bitch


 No.647291

i am going to nap for 8 hours

good night hsg


 No.647292

>>647289

>>647290

prove it and inject some ricin


 No.647293

Its not easy having yourself a good time


 No.647294

Nintendo only makes kiddie games


 No.647295

>>647254

but what about casey

sweet, precious casey


 No.647296

>>647295

casey is a sexual predator


 No.647297

>>647296

it's like you don't want to be held down and mounted by a salamander or something


 No.647298

>>647292

congratulations on having watched breaking bad


 No.647299

>>647298

you are bad at assumptions


 No.647300

>>647299

well you are bad at posting


 No.647301

d k

donkey kong is here


 No.647302

honestly you guys should watch the shows I watch and not the bad stuff you watch, whatever it is.


 No.647303

>>647302

i only watch capeshit shows


 No.647304

>>647303

you really should stop


 No.647305

>>647302

>mystery science theater 3000

>bad

well ok maybe joel's run and some of the show after crow's actor was replaced with bill corbett but beyond that


 No.647306

Dont you kids know? Its all about the house of cards now.


 No.647307

What the fuck do u watch horseman?


 No.647308

>>647306

I only saw one scene from that show where president kevin spacey says he's cutting all welfare. It was pretty cool I guess.


 No.647309

A deal's a deal, anon! Now you have to suck on my nipples!


 No.647310

Dont talk to me bsb


 No.647311

File: 1457768065064.png (Spoiler Image, 1.32 MB, 1500x1200, 5:4, horse pussy.png)


 No.647312

File: 1457768125486.png (Spoiler Image, 2.46 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten neutral.png)

>>647309

*???*

...titty?


 No.647313

>>647283

Tell me about it


 No.647314

File: 1457768197216.jpg (67.3 KB, 792x494, 396:247, 20.jpg)

>>647310

keep laying out that milk, buddy.


 No.647315

I miss when I wasn't so cynically aware of the world and all its terrible might and short comings.


 No.647316

Im tellling u bsb. If u see me coming. U better step aside. lot of men didn't. Lot of men died. One fist of iron. The other of steel and if the right one donta getcha then the left one will


 No.647317

File: 1457768558535.jpg (201.84 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 21.jpg)

they continue to lay out milk for my sacred rats, even though they don't want to but they do anyways


 No.647318

The world can be a beautiful place if you only knew where to look.


 No.647319

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 No.647321

>>647319

cute rose


 No.647322

Wake me when you need me


 No.647323

I'LL SNORT YOUR SCABS


 No.647324

I wish you didn't sexually harass me.


 No.647325

I hate you. Why can't you just leave my body alone


 No.647328

Just stop fucking hurting me


 No.647329

>>647324

>>647325

go to bed, vfan


 No.647330

>>647329

I can't I'm fucking upset and scared that I don't have much of a reaction left to you posting those pictures of me

I can't do this I know you hate me but please. please just stop.


 No.647331

>>647330

you could leave? and it would stop? you know that? but you don't do it? because??


 No.647332

it's not my problem you fell for wesley's charming personality (LOL!)


 No.647333

so is this the xanax talking or


 No.647334

I thought I could have my body to myself after everything but I can't I fucking don't have any rights to anything and I'm clawing and screaming for you to be better than this, but all you do is tell me I'm a hideous monster and every wrinkle of skin is wrong

I've been through this too many times and I'm apathetic and it makes me scared I don't care anymore and I'm numb


 No.647335

>>647331

I can't leave because I have to keep tabs on this place to see what happens with them, and I can't make anyone get rid of them. I'm tired of not being able to fight back against this I just want to claw at myself until it gets better


 No.647336

I don't know where home is for me anymore but I just want to go home


 No.647337

so go home lol


 No.647338

>>647335

>I can't leave because I have to keep tabs on this place to see what happens with them

why?


 No.647339

>>647338

I don't want it to spread all over the place I just want it all to go away


 No.647340

>>647339

khan was the only person retarded enough to post it anywhere other than here

I don't think anyone else here is dumb or malicious enough to do that


 No.647341

>>647340

I'm just scared


 No.647342

>>647341

I SMELL DUMMY TEARS


 No.647343

>>647342

big wet dumb ass tears


 No.647344

File: 1457772830397.png (884.31 KB, 1280x1038, 640:519, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.647345

>>647343

LICK THEM OFF YOUR FACE


 No.647346

>>647345

shut the fuck up


 No.647347

>>647344

this is stupid


 No.647348

>>647346

YOOU CAAA-AAAAN'T MAKE MEEEEE


 No.647349

>>647348

mbg

shut up


 No.647350

>>647349

HHAHAHHAHAAAHAHA I'M NOT THAT ONE


 No.647351


 No.647352

no bully zone

no bullying below this point


 No.647353

can we please make sure to link to the new thread before the post limit

the cp bot is posting stuff on the front page constantly and it makes me mad to even have to load those thumbnails


 No.647354

I can't poop

I tried pooping but it doesn't do

help


 No.647355

>>647353

tell grant


 No.647356

>>647354

i have the exact opposite problem


 No.647357

I don't want to be a woman anymore. I don't want to be a man. I just want to rip out everything that makes people think I'm just not human and what they need and I want throw it and just bleed like I've always bled there, bleeding away until I just go away


 No.647358

i pooped so hard recently that i actually screamed


 No.647359

>>647356

I can't force it either because if I do I'll SHIT BLOOD

do you see my problem


 No.647360

I don't know what to do. Why are human beings so awful


 No.647361

I feel like I'm nothing at all


 No.647362

>>647360

maybe instead of everyone else in existence being bad

the problem is more localized than you think


 No.647363

>>647362

I'm not the source of all the troubles in the world, I'm just an individual. The troubles in the world I get trapped in like rip tide are ageless curses that turn loving people into uncaring beasts


 No.647364

>>647355

grant already said he'd make a strawpoll about it because somebody's feefees were hurt the last time the board was unlisted but that hasn't come to pass yet


 No.647365


 No.647366

Boys turn to men turn to pigs


 No.647367

>>647366

maybe you should become a pedo and fug little boys then


 No.647368

Why does man do this to one another. Why do we hurt.


 No.647369

so philosophical


 No.647370

man i am just ripping my dick off over here about all this philosophy


 No.647371

I feel like throwing up


 No.647372

I'm so confused


 No.647373

>>647371

throw up then you dumb cunt


 No.647374

>>647373

shut up stop being so cruel to me after everything you put me through


 No.647375

>>647374

lol i've never done anything but say some aggressive stuff

dummy


 No.647376

i can't say sorry anymore for the things you did to me or were complicit in


 No.647377

>>647375

>i've never done anything but say some aggressive stuff

basically rape


 No.647378


 No.647379

thank god I have benzos in my life now


 No.647380

I want to drown in this feeling and never come back to anything or any of you


 No.647381

>>647380

great. do that.


 No.647382

File: 1457774470761.png (1004.55 KB, 1294x744, 647:372, ClipboardImage.png)

no escape from wonk


 No.647383

File: 1457774591138.gif (479.6 KB, 499x340, 499:340, tumblr_inline_mwvs05qp7G1q….gif)


 No.647384

>>647382

except if you happen to have a truscum friend willing to sacrifice everything


 No.647385

i wonder what he is doing right now...


 No.647386

i never even watched e.t.


 No.647387

we saw crystal castles together once

they'll never really perform again, and i'll never really see her again, hsg

;_;


 No.647388

santa is a nigger


 No.647389

>>647387

be genuine for once


 No.647390

>>647389

nothing about me is genuine except for me suffering lol


 No.647391

genuinely memes


 No.647392

>>647390

I can relate except I'm still too attached to my disrupted childhood-adolescence-maturity for me not to be genuine. I'm still a kid, I'm stuck being genuine.


 No.647393

genuine meme death, mint condition, slow epic descent into mental illness as you fuck up everything you love

lol


 No.647394

how I act on here is mostly me and I'm dumb and naive and make myself very vulnerable

lol


 No.647395

>>647392

i mean, i don't really lie on hsg. anything i've actually lied about was probably pretty obviously me joking

although my normie hate is pretty genuine


 No.647396

I know this is the most cliche thing to say in the world

but why is life so hard


 No.647397

File: 1457775732119.webm (2.57 MB, 202x360, 101:180, hummingberds.webm)

for sako


 No.647398

>>647396

we only live to die lol


 No.647399


 No.647400

>>647397

this is my life goal


 No.647401

i love hummingbirds

i want to get bird feeders


 No.647402

vfam me... le.


 No.647403

i want to le


 No.647404

File: 1457775904874.jpg (16.56 KB, 136x291, 136:291, image.jpg)

i

le


 No.647405

le...


 No.647406

le


 No.647407

I rally do deeply sympathize with Aileen Wuornos


 No.647408

>>647407

sympathize with... le me

lol


 No.647409

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 No.647410

>>647408

I guess I do sympathize with you, but I don't know what in particular troubles you. I'm sorry you're in pain. I am.

But I don't forgive a lot of how you treated me towards the end of things, and I wish I wasn't this way and could just forgive everyone and be a push over. But I'm not.

I sympathize with you but I can't be close to you again. But I doubt you care about that, or me, or how I feel.


 No.647411

sometimes i wonder if this place negatively affects my life


 No.647412

redpill me on trump supporters


 No.647413

i just made a huge batch of waffle batter


 No.647414

>>647410

oh, jeez. i think i might actually be sorry, maybe. i guess. lol

don't let me affect you le veefers


 No.647415

George Carlin is the only okay comedian


 No.647416

>>647415

You mean Larry David

Carlin is grossly overrated


 No.647417

>>647411

only if you're a whiny pussy


 No.647418

>>647416

isn't he that old jew


 No.647419

that seems pretty biased vfan....


 No.647420

>>647418

Only two minutes of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld are more entertaining than ten hours of George Carlin ranting about the religious/cultural criticism equivalent of "What's the deal with airplane food" riding off how edgy it was.

That's not comedy.


 No.647421

does dane cook still do shows

i wanna throw tomatoes at him


 No.647422

bane cook?


 No.647423

If i take that fennel will you die?


 No.647424

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm watching Hardware. I love it


 No.647425

>>647422

for

chew???


 No.647426

I'm going to try to look past Akira Toriyama's obnoxious art style and play Dragon Quest 8


 No.647427

File: 1457779499453-0.png (1.7 MB, 1920x1040, 24:13, 7478_0_screenshot.png)

File: 1457779499453-1.png (97.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.png)

File: 1457779499469-2.png (97.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.png)

You should watch Hardware


 No.647428

>>647427

I want to say no, but I'm a sucker for robots

maybe


 No.647429

I couldn't even get the iso to boot on pcsx2

i think it's a sign I shouldn't play it


 No.647430

I think I just farted blood


 No.647431

>>647429

i believe in you


 No.647432

>>647429

try again, it's worth it


 No.647433

>>647428

It had Iggy Pop and Lemmy in it..........


 No.647434

>>647432

ugh

fine


 No.647435

File: 1457780562880.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.647436

File: 1457780621070.jpg (97.85 KB, 540x503, 540:503, tumblr_npvdog80Kn1qbonwuo1….jpg)

I wish I could become a film maker


 No.647437

>>647436

shes gonna stab that cute slime girl


 No.647438

I always wanted to become a writer, a film maker. someone important like that it's been my dream since all I could remember.

but I can't fulfill it. Just another emotional fucking I have to deal with. Inadequacy to myself.


 No.647439

You were lying beside me, in my dream.


 No.647440

>>647439

haha then what


 No.647441

>>647440

we stab each other


 No.647442

>>647441

thats kind of hot


 No.647443

>>647442

but she's ugly


 No.647444

>>647442

Is blood hot, or is it cold? Do you think my blood feels hot or cold?


 No.647445

>>647444

you're really setting yourself up there


 No.647446

Do you think my insides feel hot? Or are they cold and dead and barren?


 No.647447

I was just joking around I'm sorry


 No.647448

>>647447

How do you know I'm not joking?


 No.647449

>>647448

I don't know anything


 No.647450

>>647449

Neither do I


 No.647451

>>647450

Do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch


 No.647452

I just sneezed and I'm pretty sure I actually farted blood this time


 No.647453

>>647451

That brand died.


 No.647454

File: 1457781978469.png (282.24 KB, 460x300, 23:15, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.647455

>>647452

did you check


 No.647456

>>647455

check for me


 No.647457

xanax high + hot blankets straight out of the dryer = I am cumming


 No.647458

What would be your reaction if your daughter started dating Donald Trump?


 No.647459

>>647458

I would kill her cook her and eat her ass cheeks like I would a nice steak


 No.647460

File: 1457783027679.jpg (96.16 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 539850-A-nervous-looking-p….jpg)


 No.647461

I hate my reproductive system. I want to get pliers and pull out my ovaries.


 No.647462

Goodnight, Sweet dreams


 No.647463

fucking hell

its gonna take hours to bake all these waffles


 No.647464

>>647461

can't you do that

sans the pliers


 No.647465

>LGBT community mad as fuck because a gay girl got killed in a tv show

lmao


 No.647466

>>647465

but anon you don't understand

if you kill a gay person you're only doing it for the ~emotions~

this obviously means that gay people should be immortal in all works of fiction


 No.647467

👢


 No.647468

File: 1457787805724.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.647469

DOWNGRADING 3DS RN

PRAY FOR ME


 No.647470

File: 1457791211450.jpg (157.89 KB, 691x997, 691:997, image.jpg)


 No.647471

i had a dream that my landlord was busting me for weed

also i was konata from lucky star for some reason


 No.647473

>>647471

you're a tranny

I'm so sorry


 No.647474

hold my dick bro


 No.647475

>>647465

it's an annoying as hell trope, that was traditionally used to show that the moral of the story was that if you're a deviant (gay) you deserve death, and that it wasn't actually love, you just coerced a poor straight person into sex

and it's weak as fuck writing besides, to kill characters for drama


 No.647476

>>647475

>it's weak as fuck writing besides, to kill characters for drama

yeah that's why all of shakespeare's plays are trash right


 No.647477

hold my dick damn, bro


 No.647478

>>647476

it's different you moron

that's an hours long play

this is a tv show


 No.647479

>>647477

i gotchu breh


 No.647480

>>647478

wait why am i arguing with a pedo about art


 No.647481

>>647480

you're not arguing with a pedo about anything

you're arguing with me because you think you're smarter than me


 No.647482

>>647475

l m a o


 No.647483

Lames Dambro


 No.647484

I might start my sealed j sword quest today

Seems like something I should do


 No.647485

>>647483

i haven't heard that one since middle school

christ you're clever, aintcha?


 No.647486


 No.647487

File: 1457799475200.jpg (Spoiler Image, 350.61 KB, 1024x685, 1024:685, dam.jpg)

>>647477

>dick damn


 No.647488

>trying to update a Minecraft resource pack

>this coffee shop blocks mediafire

>but not pornhub

What


 No.647489

File: 1457800791640.png (486.38 KB, 865x645, 173:129, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.647490

I dreamed the sun was about to go out and it was scary


 No.647491

>>647489

ded joke


 No.647492

okay i "hacked" my 3DS

It has taken only 5 hours

now i only need interesting 3DS games to play...


 No.647493

>>647492

want anything specific to play genre wise?


 No.647494


 No.647495

>>647492

mario paper jam

persona q was fun but awful writing

little battlers experience is on my backlog, its custom robo but by level 5 who make a lot of good games

professor layton games are good

monster hunter if youre into that


 No.647496

>>647494

smash 3ds

any of the pokemon games

bravely default and smt iv are good RPGs

awakening, devil survivor 1+2 are good SRPGs

monster hunter 4 ultimate is epic

mario and luigi dream team is also pretty good

don't touch sticker star though

animal crossing is good if you're into that


 No.647497

>>647496

also paper jam if it's on there


 No.647498

File: 1457804149178.png (6.07 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

namey


 No.647499


 No.647500

>>647498

Joey Jr Jr


 No.647501

>>647498

i dunno

i called my magcargo in soulsilver 'oozy suzie' if you wanna use that


 No.647502


 No.647503

>just saw a jumping spider attack its reflection in a bottle of wine

cute


 No.647504

File: 1457805304142.gif (1.95 MB, 294x164, 147:82, 1300610430916.gif)


 No.647505

i ate too many waffles

and i still have about 15 left


 No.647506

>>647505

send them to me


 No.647507

>>647506

they'll be stale by then but sure boss


 No.647508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.647509

>>647505

why do you have so many waffles


 No.647510

>>647509

The fair trade shop i volunteer at had a workshop about tea today and i said i'd bake some stuff

then i grossly overestimated the ammount of batter i would need


 No.647511

we have nothing in for dinner tonight and i don't know what to do

i'm way too tired to go shopping


 No.647512

>>647511

order something


 No.647513

>>647511

ply ur body for burgers


 No.647514

>>647511

order a pizz


 No.647515


 No.647517

>>647515

if you see 10 cloverfield lane let me know how it is


 No.647518

>>647511

make some guac


 No.647519

what if

guac pizz


 No.647520

File: 1457808020655.png (1.36 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

this

is not a flattering angle


 No.647521

>>647519

some sliced avocado on a pizza is actually really super great, although not technically guac


 No.647522

>>647520

melissa joan hart is, what, like, 40?


 No.647523

FUCKING CRITICAL HITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.647524

File: 1457808322716.png (6.77 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.647525

>>647523

funny, the moment i read this i beat my rival with a critical hit


 No.647526

>>647522

yeah she's getting up there

they probably shouldn't have paused on the frame showcasing her cocker spaniel-esque wandering eyes though


 No.647527

>>647524

>female bisharp

looks like this lib.... got snibbed........


 No.647528


 No.647529

File: 1457808604884.png (9.54 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

this isn't funny anymore


 No.647530

File: 1457808987168-0.png (7.74 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

File: 1457808987193-1.png (10.7 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

if rinzler dies, i might go kill myself


 No.647531

>>647527

but Libsnib was female too...


 No.647532

for 3ds guy game suggestions going sheerly by my own list of cias

dillon's rolling western (has a sequel also)

kid icarus uprising, awkward control scheme but a great on-rails shooter, has nice banter after hades is introduced

kingdom hearts 3d, kicks the living shit out of kh2 and all the handhelds

legend of zelda link between worlds, it's a bit bizarre at first and lorule is a VERY LAZY rendition of link to the past's dark world (up to and including the same look and music) but it's enjoyable if treated as its own thing

hyrule warriors legends is fucking stellar, it's best on a new 3ds but it'll scratch a warriors itch even on a normal 3ds or 2ds. installing a region-fixed jap rom plays it in english to boot so you don't have to wait for it to actually come out, though you'll need to install jap dlc/update data once medli comes out

mario kart 7 is breddy gud

mario party island tour is bretty gud too though unfortunately there's no all-cpu settings to make your own mario retardy island durr

paper jam was okay but not great, you can really feel the sticker star influence if you've had even tertiary contact with that game

both of the zelda 3d remakes are good for ocarina of time and majora's mask, majora's mask is the only one with any overt design changes that only extends to bosses being made a bit more complicated and fishing holes for the swamp and beach being added

beyond that you can also install any gba/nes/gb/gbc game you damn well please as a cia and people've already figured out how to make custom snes cias, but snes virtual console is new 3ds only and if you want snes games on an o3ds you have to use shit homebrew-based emulators


 No.647533

>>647532

>mario party island tour is bretty gud too

wasn't that the one that started the car and no-minigames shit


 No.647534

>>647532

>kid icarus uprising, awkward control scheme but a great on-rails shooter, has nice banter after hades is introduced

>kingdom hearts 3d, kicks the living shit out of kh2 and all the handhelds

ooh totally forgot to mention these

definitely give those a try


 No.647535

waiting for "cucked to death" to appear on the first official police report


 No.647536

>>647533

no, it's a fairly normal mario party game though it's got mostly gimmick boards

i haven't played any of the new ones since the wii one besides island tour but the only cars-and-no-minigames one i can think of is mario party advance


 No.647537

>>647536

Mario Party 9 & 10 are cars and no minigames


 No.647538

>>647537

that explains why advance is the only one i can think of then

but no island tour's a pretty standard mario party, bumble around on-foot on a board and play minigames at the end of a full player rotation


 No.647539

>>647538

Yea I remember party tour being no minigames for some reason.

Somewhat surprising it isn't, since it came out after 9 now that I look it up.


 No.647540

>>647539

nintendo's kinda dropped the ball for a few of their properties for some reason, mario party advance wasn't liked whatsoever so i have no idea why they'd go back to that formula

but there again this is the company that thought sticker star was a good idea


 No.647541

>Metroid

>Probably shitty game, show off very little gameplay

>Paper Mario

>YOU GUYS LIKED THE STICKERS RIGHT?


 No.647542

File: 1457812084756.jpg (38.89 KB, 520x387, 520:387, 1457792325206.jpg)

>>647541

I'm gonna miss them


 No.647543

>no mention of Triforce Heroes

....


 No.647544

File: 1457812130813.png (10.88 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1457….png)

who gets to replace libsnib?


 No.647545

>>647541

fed force will probably be good for what it is though i'm holding out for a proper metroid at some point with how hard sakamoto dropped the ball with THE BABY, if not then there's always super metroid hacks and fangames

paper mario's just dead in the water now and i hope color splash is what clues them in on nobody liking it


 No.647546

>>647544

Get Jellicent get Jellicent


 No.647547

>>647543

ehhhh three sword is definitely a multiplayer-only game, singleplayer is beyond boring

>>647544

that kekleon seems like it might be promising, otherwise roll with that magcargo


 No.647548

>>647546

maybe if Joey Jr. or Woowoowoo dies


 No.647549

>>647545

Nobody liked sticker star, the only reason it sold any amount is because it was on the 3ds.

>>647543

See that looks like it could be a good game, but it also look like it requires 4 people.


 No.647550

i just don't understand how nintendo can drop the ball so fucking hard with paper mario

"hey you know this series that started as a super mario rpg 2, the one that has its roots in non-toad npcs, unique and interesting toads when they do show up, bowser being a side-villain or an ally due to more immediate threats, and an overarching story"

"throw out all of it and make it more like new super mario bros"


 No.647551

>>647549

that's a really good point, sticker star sold more than 2 million but its sales proportional to consoles has to be taken into account as well

i think some autist on /v/ crunched the numbers and found that proportionally it still sold less than paper mario 64/thousand year door


 No.647552

>ps vita downloads pause when the console goes to sleep

why this?


 No.647553

fuck fuck fuck

i'm so scared of this surgery


 No.647554

>>647553

Just hope you aren't the 1%


 No.647555


 No.647556

>>647547

>>647549

It has le online...


 No.647557

File: 1457812694891.jpg (3.08 MB, 1498x3344, 749:1672, 1457794575041.jpg)

>>647550

it's part Miyamoto's, part dev team's, and mostly the part where ideas by seniors are never doubted in Japanese industries' fault


 No.647558

>>647550

I wrote a paper about how awful it was.


 No.647559

>>647551

>>647549

outside of people on imageboards and nostalgiafags, how many people hate it?


 No.647560

>>647556

hence you should le avoid it if you're not interested in online or don't care for multiplayer games

>>647559

almost all non-critic reviews for it have been mediocre to bad


 No.647561

>>647559

>Nostalgiafags

I mean SPM was 5 years old when sticker star came out but I don't really think that's nostalgia.

People wanted it to be an RPG, not a botched puzzle-platform.

iirc it got 6s and 7s when the others got 8s and 9s

it's got a 60 on metacritic


 No.647562

File: 1457814013908.png (2.48 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten toddler.png)

*luvs mario stucker star*

*is a baby and duesnt kno nny bettr*


 No.647563

>>647557

This can't be real


 No.647564

>>647558

autism


 No.647565

>>647502

If a white person were doing this same thing in the south, they'd be a jolly old hick who's expressing his second amendment rights.

But because you got made fun of by black students in high school, the context changes.


 No.647566

>>647502

>Jamaal


 No.647567

>>647562

no fictional mutant daughter of mine is going to be stuck with bad games

we'll start you on paper mario 64 and then super paper mario, worm your way up to thousand year door


 No.647568

>>647565

>3 hrs later


 No.647569

>>647567

autism


 No.647570

>>647562

here you go, champ

*gifts you Senran Kagura Burst*


 No.647571

>>647554

it's actually more like 1 in 300 die

i know i should just trust in those numbers but i'm so terrified. i've never been this scared in my life. this is stupid.


 No.647572

>>647565

humans with firearms is normal, apes is troubling


 No.647573

>>647572

But hicks are the apes


 No.647574

>>647571

if you die please get your next of kin to post on hsg to tell us


 No.647575

File: 1457815166213.jpg (16.2 KB, 247x128, 247:128, 12800142_227070594305328_1….jpg)


 No.647576

>>647569

autism


 No.647577

>>647574

no

you'll just have to tell by lack of my particular brand of EPIC in these threads


 No.647578

homemade assburgers, available only on HSG's


 No.647579

AND A REAL HERO


 No.647580

File: 1457815657838.jpg (50.8 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 322.jpg)

>>647444

>Is blood hot

;;;;)


 No.647581

>>647565

No, generally it's illegal to fire a gun inside city limits

It's even more illegal to endanger the lives of others by popping off shots at random in the air


 No.647582

>>647580

would you go die already


 No.647583

>>647572

man is the animal

>>647568

>your board is dead


 No.647584

i'm finally playing legin of zeldo: toilet princess on the wee woo

it's pretty fun


 No.647585

>>647582

but anon death is centrifugal

>>647405

you never sent me your profile ye dick


 No.647586

>>647584

Shit taste


 No.647587

I'm watching Richard Stanley's second film now, Dust Devil. I'm really seeing where he could have pulled off Island of Doctor Moreau, had the studio not pussied out on him and stole his project.

I mean, these films are corny. But they're stylish as hell.

I heard he's going to go back to directing to adapt The Color Out of Space by Lovecraft.


 No.647588

File: 1457816270813.png (200.58 KB, 461x438, 461:438, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.647589

>>647565

look at his twitter history before that tweet too


 No.647590

>>647583

>>647584

>>647585

>>647586

>>647587

*wwalks in starts shootin wwildly*


 No.647591

>>647583

>>647584

>>647585

>>647586

>>647587

*wwalks in starts shootin wwildly*


 No.647592

*pulls out a FUCKING gun*


 No.647593

>>647589

I mean, there's plenty of white people on twitter with equally terrible twitter history's who happen to support Trump.

It's the opposite side of the same damn coin.


 No.647594

MAGAmar


 No.647595

>>647589

>Legalize marijuana #GetElectedIn3Words

>Three

>Jamaal Williams

>Jayrome Williams

This has to be a joke

This is too many stereotypes


 No.647596

>>647591

>>647590

>>647586

rude

it's a good game

also link is hot in this one, at least in human form


 No.647597

>>647593

why do you always deflect like that


 No.647598

>>647589

I'm going to make you the next #BlackLivesMatter hashtag you fucking nigger


 No.647599


 No.647600

>>647593

my favorite meme is "ok well this person does bad things??? people who agree with you (or agrees with what i think u think) do bad things too so...u cant say nothin"


 No.647601

eri's rantin manifesto posted onto youtube


 No.647602

TP is pretty ok


 No.647603

lots of bad posters here today


 No.647604

wiliams or weems


 No.647605

>>647599

spicy B)))


 No.647606

>>647597

These people are no better than each other.

>>647600

That's not my point. My point is people who support Trump's rhetoric support the same kind of short sighted ideology that your friend Jamal here is a fan of.

Disregard of human empathy in exchange for annihilating what they hate.


 No.647607

>>647601

eri in his troll bmw talking about how highbloods won't date him even though he's superior to land dwellers


 No.647608

File: 1457816676347.jpg (105.93 KB, 702x960, 117:160, 1455573344998.jpg)


 No.647609

>>647608

he doesn't need to live long enough to do two terms

just long enough for the proletariat to overthrow the bourgeosie B)))))


 No.647610

>>647608

Obama looks like 23


 No.647611

>>647609

I love you each passing day you're here


 No.647612

>>647608

Obama looks like 23


 No.647613

bernie is the 1% smfh


 No.647614

>>647608

missing a bill clinton


 No.647615

>>647612

He was 46, if that's going off of 2008


 No.647616

succ


 No.647617

>>647602

i liked wind waker better

all twilight princess has going for it is midna's fine, fine ass and zant being a breath of fresh air


 No.647618

what up my glib globs

how we doin tonight


 No.647619

>>647618

You in Europe?


 No.647620

tfw no cyborg gf


 No.647621

File: 1457817060779.png (147.25 KB, 750x760, 75:76, tumblr_muof9ducoN1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647622

>>647621

and the thread is actually no worse for it

wwoww


 No.647623

>>647621

im the donut butthole


 No.647624

File: 1457817117612.jpg (189.79 KB, 1920x1040, 24:13, hardware-1990-richard-stan….jpg)


 No.647625

>>647620

tfw no gf with a biotechnology vacuum vagina


 No.647626

>>647618

gonna get off the computer and continue reading the way of kings

the magic and just the world in general is really cool and unique


 No.647627

File: 1457817152591.png (175.19 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, tumblr_muof1fxJL01rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647628

File: 1457817155746.png (1.36 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

this armors gain energies from milk through screws.


 No.647629

File: 1457817174894-0.png (172.35 KB, 600x305, 120:61, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1457817174907-1.png (275.29 KB, 600x448, 75:56, ClipboardImage.png)

if we're politics posting i saw this and thought it was sort of funny


 No.647630

>>647611

gotta spread that class conciousness on dumb dying webcomic forums

start small


 No.647631


 No.647632

>>647628

I can't tell what's going on here.


 No.647633

>>647629

i also just saw wil wheaton post that on tumblr


 No.647634

File: 1457817235908.png (120.87 KB, 522x621, 58:69, tumblr_mtjx00Ui061rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647635

>>647632

this armors gain energies from milk through screws


 No.647636

surgery is definitely a go now, got the other side to sign off on it

just a matter of when the date is set


 No.647637

File: 1457817312794.png (2.12 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, ScreenShot569.png)


 No.647638

>>647633

It's a friend of zwid's.

the source is "paxamericana"


 No.647639

>>647619

are you?

>>647626

>fiction

dorrrrrrrk


 No.647640

>>647636

what kinda surgery


 No.647641

>>647639

Nah, I live in California of the Urine Shit of America


 No.647642

>>647639

i will fight you


 No.647643

>>647640

surgery to replace his tiny dick with a real man's normal pecker


 No.647644

I really really enjoy the novelty of being able to play ps2 games off the disk on my computer


 No.647645

>>647640

organ donatin'

should be fine but i shake like a wee baby every time i think of it


 No.647646

>>647636

hope you dont die

or that you do

iunno which one do you prefer


 No.647647

File: 1457817424084.png (12.74 KB, 650x450, 13:9, tumblr_mogtcyRdvz1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647648

>>647643

where can i get this kind of surgery


 No.647649

>>647647

"I don't like peopel in tha thred so I'm gonn spam icky stuf ;("

Right out of my playbook, be original


 No.647650

>>647644

depending on how good your computer is or if you don't feel like having the disk going you could rig a ps2 to play games off an IDE hard-drive or just play on the emulator with isos


 No.647651

>>647648

right here

*opens mouth*


 No.647652

>>647650

I've been trying to play DQ8 from the iso but I think something went wrong when I extracted it

right now my only option IS discs because hard drive space is a premium for me right now

I only have 2 ps2 isos downloaded


 No.647653

File: 1457817582767.jpg (48.12 KB, 498x639, 166:213, image.jpg)

she had this hair when i saw her live

it was very epic


 No.647654

>>647629

>this and the regan/HIV thing she said yesterday

jfc clinton


 No.647655

File: 1457817630521.png (183.82 KB, 473x1010, 473:1010, tumblr_mmoindu9Io1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647656

>>647655

why though

why


 No.647657

so are the skype groups still all shit


 No.647658

is it skypenigs shitposting hour?


 No.647659

>>647654

Oh man that was fucking priceless.


 No.647660

im not even a skypenig anymore


 No.647661

tfw no esper gf


 No.647662

>>647652

get another hard-drive my dude, 1TB hard-drives are actually fairly cheap

just don't get seagate though because that brand's fairly well-known for hdd failure, i had one with my windows installation fail on me while my computer was still on and it was awful. only good for storage now since running an os off of it (or even getting one to) is a massive waste of time


 No.647663

>>647656

its epic...


 No.647664

>kanaya will never shamefully get you addicted to her dick


 No.647665

>>647654

what was that


 No.647666

>>647660

why is that, wouty?


 No.647667

>>647662

>fairly well-known for hdd failure

that explains a lot.

wish I'd know that


 No.647668

File: 1457817825714.png (13.71 KB, 373x572, 373:572, tumblr_mfvg0mNR9a1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647669

>>647665

She said the Reagan administration had the best record on the HIV and AIDS epidemic.

The Reagan administration initially refused to fight the AIDS epidemic, allowing it to spread out of control faster.


 No.647670

gettin niggy with it


 No.647671

man, my wrist is all fucked up


 No.647672

File: 1457817926819.png (101.18 KB, 400x559, 400:559, tumblr_mlqri0GPC51rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647673

nig the vris UP


 No.647674

>>647649

nothing icky about good ol diablo!


 No.647675

File: 1457818006405.png (134.41 KB, 594x549, 66:61, tumblr_mliqtj7zAU1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647676

Did you cum inside my foreskin while I was sleeping?


 No.647677

do people actually find phimosis and dick stank arousing


 No.647678

>>647677

I like the concept of it


 No.647679

>>647677

probably but they are weirdos


 No.647680

>>647658

when is it not

>>647674

who's this douchebag


 No.647681

>>647677

people literally jerks off to shit


 No.647682

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.647683

you know what i dont even care anymore


 No.647684

>>647680

He thinks I'm cute so I like him.


 No.647685

oh hsg

it's been a whole year


 No.647686

File: 1457818185944.png (183.1 KB, 477x901, 9:17, tumblr_mkr0ge4bCg1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647687

>>647683

he's a crossie just like you


 No.647688

File: 1457818249865-0.jpg (33.08 KB, 290x277, 290:277, image.jpg)

File: 1457818250071-1.jpg (7.66 KB, 236x169, 236:169, image.jpg)

File: 1457818250201-2.jpg (94.33 KB, 528x720, 11:15, image.jpg)

File: 1457818250201-3.jpg (14.53 KB, 236x236, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.647689

>>647680

im mbg pretending to be new

>>647684

how strange that's also the reason why i like you!


 No.647690

>>647688

Forgot to take off your flag fam


 No.647691

>>647689

You dirty fucking tricky worm boy


 No.647692

File: 1457818322885.jpg (81.53 KB, 1008x1156, 252:289, tumblr_mjz5lkTqQr1rbvbpgo1….jpg)


 No.647693

>>647690

i'm leaving it on because it's epic lol i'm epic lol...


 No.647694

>>647684

i think you're cute too...


 No.647695

>>647694

No you don't lol


 No.647696

mhhm i'm such a little foreskin slut thinking about pleasuring a lot of foreskin is making closer and closer and being called one just makes me so much closer. mhmm pumping this cucumber in and out thinking about all the foreskin i can worship i think i might just blow. mhmm. i wish i could worship yours right now crose. i love foreskin and OH! AHH! AHH!


 No.647697

cunt destroyer and balls buster


 No.647698

ohh my god so much foreskin. i think i'm drooling but i'm to busy right now to wipe it away mmmph.


 No.647699

>>647695

well i technically don't think it's you but i do think the girl in that picture is cute


 No.647700

File: 1457818446479.png (595.62 KB, 600x2312, 75:289, b478e2aa0d189330acda238006….png)

>>647686

>>647675

>>647672

there's this weird emphasis on highly feminine features, big tits, even wide hips on that tavros

is there an allure tot he juxtaposition between the obscenely "feminine" (gross sagging large areola tits) and the obscenely "masculine" (huge leaking phimosis dick and inflated exaggerated balls)

it all just looks nauseating to me

it looks like it smells terrible


 No.647701

nobody even has a face like what she had hsg

it makes me want to do an le epic kurt's cobain meme lol or an le enerst's hemingway lol


 No.647702

>>647699

which picture? LOL


 No.647703

>oh hey, its a lava level

literally the worst

haven't these people ever heard of convection


 No.647704

File: 1457818534934-0.jpg (421.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, High-Def-Digest-Blu-ray-Re….jpg)

File: 1457818534943-1.jpg (748.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lostsoul2big.jpg)

File: 1457818534945-2.png (1.94 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, lostsoul2.png)


 No.647705

*breaks your spine*


 No.647706

>oh hey it's a kurt cobain level

where's the shotgun lol


 No.647707

>>647700

i think they like the smell


 No.647708

>oh hey it's an ernest hemingway level

where's the shotgun lol


 No.647709

File: 1457818601626.gif (92.6 KB, 335x565, 67:113, tumblr_mju507JxW81rbvbpgo1….gif)

!


 No.647710

>>647706

can you not joke about suicide, please?


 No.647711

BANE?


 No.647712

>>647710

kurt cobain yourself lol


 No.647713

time to go mobile


 No.647714


 No.647715

File: 1457818710243.jpg (254.4 KB, 1280x1111, 1280:1111, tumblr_mjfkh8Lub91rbvbpgo1….jpg)

oh god


 No.647716

>>647699

Anyways,

Even if you do think I'm cute, you're still a giant dick and you kind of sizzled up the last fucking chance you could have had being the bare min definition of friendly with me soooooooo


 No.647717


 No.647718

>>647710

fuck you

i'll joke about suicide until the moment i'm turned to chunks by the train of my choosing

if you don't like it, tell me where your closest station is, i'll figure out a schedule for you


 No.647719

File: 1457818797562.png (470.43 KB, 1280x1165, 256:233, tumblr_mjrt47xeuR1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647720

COBAIN?


 No.647721

>>647716

you said i was lying to mock you when i was contemplating suicide after my parents had sexually abused me soooooo


 No.647722

skypeniglets.........


 No.647723

>>647718

lol just like the girl you're obsessed over

lol


 No.647724

File: 1457818944762.jpg (565.91 KB, 1172x1124, 293:281, tumblr_mio33x28Bl1rbvbpgo1….jpg)


 No.647725

>>647706

>>647708

>repeating jokes

if it wasn't funny the first time, man, quit


 No.647726

skypenegroes


 No.647727

suicide and sexual abuse

nice


 No.647728

>>647723

le lol


 No.647729

>>647721

I didn't know you were being serious, I don't know anything with you because you're so unpredictable. If you weren't, I am, deeply sorry that happened to you.

Abuse is never ok, you didn't deserve that, and I wish I took it more seriously. That was my short coming, I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm so sorry.


 No.647730

sponge me up


 No.647731

i miss epic shrek meme


 No.647732

>>647725

fuck off pedo


 No.647733

me thirsty


 No.647734

>>647725

>oh hey it's a wonk level

where are the imaginary pills lol


 No.647735

>>647715

why is he/she lactating pizza grease


 No.647736

File: 1457819070694.png (296.67 KB, 800x645, 160:129, OGRELOAD.png)


 No.647737

Oh hey it's a sponge level

Where's the unwarranted self importance


 No.647738

>>647732

>repeating memes

if it wasn't funny the first time, man, quit

>>647734

>oh hey it's a fake suicide meme level

fuck off


 No.647739

>>647735

the tits need to be degreased


 No.647740


 No.647741

>oh hey it's an wonk level

where's the baby lol


 No.647742

>>647727

wats up lol wat if i gilled myself lol

gg


 No.647743

what would a wouter level be like


 No.647744

>>647729

i guess im sorry i never believed you i think i just didnt want to believe someone that smart would self destruct like you do


 No.647745


 No.647746

>>647738

>oh hey it's a pedophile libcuck nigger level

where are the little white boys that remind me of tavros lol


 No.647747

File: 1457819259553.jpg (12.11 KB, 500x475, 20:19, didtn even TRY.jpg)


 No.647748

>>647744

I accept your apology


 No.647749

>oh hey it's a vfan level

wheres the boxcutter lol


 No.647750


 No.647751

literally trying to kill himself by overdosing on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins


 No.647752

>>647737

lol this is a good post i like this le post lol le you did a le athe the le a good post lol


 No.647753

File: 1457819322949.png (132.02 KB, 900x900, 1:1, tumblr_mh7s8tfVaP1rbvbpgo1….png)


 No.647754


 No.647755

Sponge why are you calling Wonk a pedo when you tried getting a relationship with a minor and spoke in detail with me about it. And then how much you hated them because they bored you.


 No.647756

I find this new meme incredibly epic


 No.647757

>>647751

those things will fuck you up, man

that sugar rush is incredible lol

but no, it was actually a boxcutter to the wrist


 No.647758

>vfan level

car-key claws that do 1 HP damage, loud noises but no actual threats


 No.647759

whats the wouter level like though


 No.647760

why can't i hold all these boxcutters lol


 No.647761

>>647760

Sponge why are you calling Wonk a pedo when you tried getting a relationship with a minor and spoke in detail with me about it. And then how much you hated them because they bored you.


 No.647762

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.647763

>>647755

i thought it would be epic lol


 No.647764

i can't believe wonk was the boxcutter boy the whole time


 No.647765

was wonk the /b/oxcutter /b/oy all along?


 No.647766

>>647759

i don't know who this wouter is but he sounds like a right knob


 No.647767

>>647761

i thought it would be epic lol


 No.647768

i think the boxcutters....... are a metaphor....


 No.647769

>>647766

i will seriously fight you


 No.647770

>>647759

it would be epic lol


 No.647771

we're all just epic cardboard boxes... when you think about it...

lol


 No.647772

>oh hey it's a wouter level

where are the waffles lol


 No.647773

epic........


 No.647774

>>647751

s-stream it?


 No.647775

wonk raping vfan so hard she turned into a woman


 No.647776

epic lol it was an epic... lol


 No.647777

gotta piss, brb


 No.647778

h3nk


 No.647779

File: 1457819676015.jpg (35.55 KB, 300x349, 300:349, Joyce_Carol_Oates.jpg)


 No.647780

File: 1457819676605.jpg (98.78 KB, 451x750, 451:750, 1451885975867.jpg)

>>647748

we cool now?

because i totally have a favour to ask of you


 No.647781

>>647780

I guess, if you're not fucking rude to me 24/7 like you were, sure. We're cool I guess.

What's the favor?


 No.647782

File: 1457819771992.jpg (230.09 KB, 737x985, 737:985, henk.jpg)


 No.647783

>>647781

can you suck my cock dude


 No.647784


 No.647785

this is an epic thread lol


 No.647786

>computer turns itself off during standby to install an update

>several resets later

>it does nothing except make the start button uglier

>computer turns itself off again during standby to install an update

>several more resets later

>it does nothing except undo the start button fix the earlier update did

can windows get any more epic


 No.647787

>>647783

lmao

>>647781

i'd rather tell you over skype it's kinda priv8


 No.647788

>>647787

I'll unblock you then


 No.647789

@vfam can you text me lol


 No.647790

i, the ass tree, am boner whilst fartàndo


 No.647791

>>647786

tencuck...


 No.647792

>>647786

just turn off the updates


 No.647793

File: 1457819914684.jpg (133.75 KB, 538x810, 269:405, tumblr_nwbev2lR4B1tmvr1ro1….jpg)

>>647742

>>647718

i don't like you


 No.647794

>>647767

>>647763

so you tried to fuck a minor

like, actually fuck an actual minor

>>647764

>>647765

i dunno what this meme is about but it is kind of a coincidence

i forgot that ya'll don't actually know what happened to me after i posted the note

at that point all i had were burns


 No.647795

>>647791

this is windows 8

i can't imagine what 10 does

>>647792

i should probably do that but i get the feeling it won't work


 No.647796

>>647793

choke on some meme dick lol

meme nigger suicide lol it would'd be epic


 No.647797

>>647793

spongelord is the best poster in this thread


 No.647798

>>647797

this but in the most epic sense possible


 No.647799

>>647794

she was three years younger than me lol

i don't think that's a pedophilia

better than posting my shotafics in hsg tbh lol


 No.647800

HE


 No.647801

SUCKS


 No.647802

DONG


 No.647803

if you want to gill your'self; remember old shiah... just do it!!! lol like a nike lol


 No.647804

BONER


 No.647805

>>647794

To be fair, Sponge is 18, and this girl was just 15. So?

I mean that's not terribly awful? But that's still bad


 No.647806

SHOTA


 No.647807

vfan the spongelord meme police lol


 No.647808

>>647807

You could have gone to jail for that.


 No.647809

File: 1457820243672.jpg (151.6 KB, 900x900, 1:1, image.jpg)

Sponge has ascended to a new level of epic...


 No.647810

brb going to jail for hanging out with a 15 year old lol


 No.647811

sponge if we ever meet up, would you mind forming a epic suicide pact lol


 No.647812

boob


 No.647813

put me in jail! put me in jew jail!

lol


 No.647814

how get gf


 No.647815

BOOBY


 No.647816

>>647811

not at all it would be epic lol


 No.647817

>>647814

show your dick to random girls on the street


 No.647818

>>647814

they come after e ok

you just have to get past e

your walcom


 No.647819

hemingway cobain train jail lol


 No.647820

>>647817

i dont think that would work in my case


 No.647821

i don't know who decided chromatic aberration in every medium except photography was a good idea but i hate them


 No.647822

>>647818

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


 No.647823

>>647805

>>647799

it's still literally more than anything i've ever done

and he still gets off on trying to tell me i'm a pedo

i dunno, yeah, it's not that bad, whatever, i'm just indignant


 No.647824

>>647822

you are now at have the gf

conglaturations


 No.647825

>>647820

youll find one into tiny dicks eventually


 No.647826

>>647825

its not tiny just ugly


 No.647827

Technically sponge is more of a pedo than wonk


 No.647828

>>647826

its somebodys fetish


 No.647829

*cuts to wonk trying to fuck shitto and moody*


 No.647830

>>647827

you're more pedo than wonk


 No.647831

>>647828

so i just have to find the one girl whos into trash guys with ugly dix and im set?

sounds ez


 No.647832

>>647826

All dicks are ugly


 No.647833

>>647830

I never tried dating a fucking minor like Sponge lmfao


 No.647834

>>647823

see, the vital difference is he tried to fuck someone who was basically his age despite being underage, while you, an adult, attempted to predate on someone who was a child, and had to be actually forcefully stopped to not go through with it while sponge stopped of his own volition

really the comparison you're trying to draw here is paper thin because of the degree of the offenses


 No.647835

File: 1457820645405.png (199.06 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1429980705326.png)

what an unusually terrible thread


 No.647836

>>647832

these sound like the words of merely an amateur dickthusiast tbqh


 No.647837

>>647834

>while you, an adult, attempted to predate on someone who was a child

>and had to be actually forcefully stopped to not go through with it

you are making things up

please stop doing that.


 No.647838

>>647832

you would know lol


 No.647839

For all intents and purposes, sponge still is a minor


 No.647840

>>647827

pedo by technicality lol

what about you caveman raping willow smith le lmao


 No.647841

>>647837

do we have to go pull moody up from the depths of hell before you'll stop trying so hard to rewrite history


 No.647842

>>647840

That is called a joke.


 No.647843

File: 1457820950734.jpg (34.58 KB, 720x480, 3:2, image.jpg)


 No.647844

>>647842

sure..


 No.647845

Haha wouldn't it be so funny if I raped a young black girl

Haha just for laughs

Heh


 No.647846

>>647842

what if sponge going after that girl was a joke


 No.647847

>>647842

it's just a joke! it's just a meme! lol


 No.647848

now this is the hsg i remember

unwarranted trip self-importance, nonstop barrage of shitposting

good times

good times...........


 No.647849

le mao


 No.647850

>>647845

i wouldn't put it past you


 No.647851

looking at the boob gives me the hard penis


 No.647852

>>647841

if only i could fond the post moody wrote about wonk


 No.647853

MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.


 No.647854

*crawls into the corner and starts crying*


 No.647855

>James "actual pedophile" Damn, Bro trying to shift the blame of pedophilia

this is truly some epic material


 No.647856

>>647841

isn't moody the one who started this nonsense anyway

like he was some savior who fought me away from attacking someone

literally nothing happened

i didn't do anything, i didn't try to do anything, i don't even know what the fuss is all about

>>647852

i wish you could

im curious what the story is>>647852


 No.647857

*crawls into the corner and starts cumming*


 No.647858

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled

was convincing the world he didn't exist

(this is a post about wonk's pedophilia)


 No.647859

Obviously vfan is a rapist irl because she said she'd do something on hsg


 No.647860

>>647856

>like he was some savior who fought me away from attacking someone

he saved shitto from you


 No.647861

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled when he was like yo jesus your shoes untied and then when jesus looked down the devil flicked his nose


 No.647862


 No.647863

i just texted this girl (we haven't talked in a year lol)

she said i was bitter lmao


 No.647864

>>647863

She's right lol


 No.647865

>>647863

did you call her a nigger lol


 No.647866

>>647856

he wrote "if you're trans and into homestuck stay away from fanwanking because he'll try to project his trans!karkat/gamzee fantasy on you and try everything to make you dependent on him"

and that sounds plausible


 No.647867

im gonna have lil wank and go to bed

bye lads


 No.647868

>>647864

LKEK

O

L


 No.647869

>>647867

l8r wouter


 No.647870

>>647866

>if you're trans and into homestuck stay away from fanwanking because he'll try to project his trans!karkat/gamzee fantasy on you and try everything to make you dependent on him

THIS IS FUCKING EPIC


 No.647871

>>647867

i wish i could wank your little wank lol


 No.647872

>>647867

bye faggot


 No.647873

i'll project my trans!karkat/gamzee fantasy on you if you know what i mean


 No.647874

>>647873

you lost me


 No.647875

who wants to the trans!karkat to my gamzee


 No.647876

wonk constantly trying to be a respectfully nodding beta cuck sjw

wonk unable to repress his predatory urges


 No.647877

>>647866

okay well this has nothing to do with shitto or any of that other crap

but it does have to do with the way that i treated him, and it was inappropriate.

i acted really inappropriately towards him and i made him uncomfortable and for that i'm really sorry.

i've been thinking about that lately, to be honest

i acted like a creep

but he's wrong, it's not some fantasy, it's not fetishizing trans people or anything like that

i was trying to connect with him and be friends

but i took it too far and didn't stop when he told me it was weird and that's not cool

i remember that, i remember posting lots of gamkar. and it was weird. i know that. trying to reduce people to comparisons to fanart is weird and dehumanizing, and i make sure i don't do that anymore.


 No.647878

you know how in DBZ, goku transported cell away right before he blew up, sacrificing himself to save gohan?

that's basically what happened with wonk, moody, and shitto. except in this scenario cell came back to earth after a few months trying to pretend he didn't do anything wrong and shifting the blame onto goku for making stuff up


 No.647879

>>647876

I'd rather him than you lol.

A lot of women would rather them than you.


 No.647880

>>647879

i'd rather the three of you to fuck off, tbqh famalam


 No.647881

>>647878

which one would win in a fight


 No.647882

File: 1457822104537.jpg (172.04 KB, 540x793, 540:793, tumblr_nqqb9yJ9Ek1qd7kpzo1….jpg)

>>647880

We don't always get what we want.


 No.647883

>>647877

>i acted really inappropriately towards him and i made him uncomfortable and for that i'm really sorry.

>i've been thinking about that lately, to be honest

>i acted like a creep

*airhorn noise*

*airhorn noise*

*airhorn noise*

*airhorn noise*

*airhorn noise*


 No.647884

wonk slowly giving up ground and apologizing in the hope that it will satisfy everyone


 No.647885

>>647882

but if you try to try sometimes, you could just find, that you could get what you might need

lol it's from a le song lol


 No.647886

>>647885

lol nice


 No.647887

>>647873

wonk go


 No.647888

>>647885

You really need to improve your personality.


 No.647889

>>647886

lol thank you


 No.647890

i was trying to connect with him and be friends!

that's why i told him he'll never be able to have friends except for me!


 No.647891

>>647888

you really need to...

stop le projecting le lmaoooo!!! lemao!!!

blown the heckie out! why don't you just le ollie outtie le!!! lol le


 No.647892

File: 1457822317071.gif (645.64 KB, 300x200, 3:2, quoth the raven YOU MORON.gif)


 No.647893

>>647890

Haha he always says I'm "abusing" cousin because I allegedly do that

Which I don't I p much worship her


 No.647894

>>647884

i'm being fucking serious for once, goddamn it.

this is something that's been bugging me.

it's unfortunate that i can't apologize to moody directly, but i understand why he doesn't want to talk to me.

>>647890

i was pointing out the fact that no one else in hsg was nice to either of us.

it was wrong of me, and yeah, it was manipulative, and i regret doing it.


 No.647895

File: 1457822403892-0.png (38.67 KB, 266x408, 133:204, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1457822403893-1.png (38.57 KB, 258x403, 258:403, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1457822403977-2.png (36.77 KB, 252x406, 18:29, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1457822403991-3.png (38.07 KB, 251x417, 251:417, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1457822404489-4.png (36.66 KB, 256x409, 256:409, ClipboardImage.png)

accurate representation of wonk talking to moody


 No.647896

>>647891

Just because I need to improve doesn't mean you shouldn't either


 No.647897

>>647896

I mean, i need to improve. my body. my personality is very quickly becoming eoicer by the day lol


 No.647898

>>647895

not reading lol xD


 No.647899

>>647893

now you can play that card too


 No.647900

>>647895

man

the internet has done weird things to humanity


 No.647901

now i feel a little bad for mocking moody when he was freaking out about wonk


 No.647902

>>647900

do you think civilization would be better without internet


 No.647903

>>647901

moody's crazy yea but wonk was really fucking with them


 No.647904

>>647895

>they hate kids

i can see why


 No.647905

>>647902

nah, this is the natural course of things


 No.647906

>>647901

yeah

yeah

i mean no, hoping someone dies because he was a disgusting sleazy shithead to you is bad


 No.647907

>>647902

not at all

but it's weird what kind of social/power structures have sprung up around it


 No.647908

This is why I am as cynical as I am. One day you're going to put up with enough people's shit that you realize that everything is fundamentally wrong.


 No.647909

Please god let an asteroid hit the earth and wipe out the human race


 No.647910

please god let me meet her lol


 No.647911

>>647906

wanting someone to die because they manipulated you a lot sounds justified

but it really depends on the situation, i don't know if moody was correct in that call


 No.647912

>>647909

At least we can agree on that


 No.647913

hey guys i just took a nap what's going on in this thr-

oh


 No.647914

File: 1457822946582.jpg (43.13 KB, 341x511, 341:511, 1457796466617.jpg)


 No.647915

>>647901

they're in different leagues

moody is all kinds of fucked up and crazy, but at his core he was a good person willing to give everything up to save a little kid he didn't really know.

wonk doesn't act nearly as crazy, but his evil is fundamental, deep-rooted, and dangerous. shitto escaped by the skin of his teeth.


 No.647916

>>647913

All people with nothing to lose do is rip each other apart to stand a bit higher


 No.647917

File: 1457822969037.jpg (270.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1457815205426.jpg)


 No.647918

>>647911

*manipulated you on the internet


 No.647919


 No.647920

>>647915

And you're saying you're not evil? You're saying most of you aren't evil? lol


 No.647921

>>647900

>>647907

Trusting people and manipulators have existed for all of human history

It's just that the internet brings them together.


 No.647922

>>647920

>anyone here

>evil

tip top lol


 No.647923

>>647920

i'm not evil.... i'm evel knievel!!


 No.647924

>>647911

well moody is kinda dramatic and frankly a bit of a nutter either way

except that still makes it all the more fucked up to be toying with him like that so


 No.647925

im epic

and epic men cant be evil


 No.647926

epic kniepic


 No.647927

>>647920

> You're saying most of you aren't evil?

Cletus maybe, wesley


 No.647928

>>647922

I'm laughing at you too


 No.647929

>>647920

>>647920

i'm evil... i'm epic...

i'm your lord!


 No.647930


 No.647931

>>647928

bad sense of humor lol


 No.647932


 No.647933

>XLR how could you?!? you...you...DOUBLENIGGER!!!

woah i cant believe moody said that


 No.647934

thinking about all those evil things i do... like... and... yeah... those were such even things i did?


 No.647935

im so evil


 No.647936

>>647934

such evil anon

wow


 No.647937

>>647927

TWO

PIZZAS


 No.647938

>>647915

>but his evil is fundamental, deep-rooted, and dangerous. shitto escaped by the skin of his teeth

see this is just bullshit

you're making up nonsense

>>647920

don't even engage with them they're full of shit

they're just saying things at this point


 No.647939

>>647929

I'm more important than you


 No.647940

i'm responsible for the death of an epic girl lol


 No.647941

i can kill a man with just my evil stare


 No.647942

>>647938

saying things? the gall of some people!


 No.647943


 No.647944

i say evil thing

grr


 No.647945

>>647938

yes people are saying things, things that you did


 No.647946

>>647943

Technically I am. He's in, community college. I'm in university.

In a materialistic way I am more valuable than Sponge.


 No.647947

>>647945

>>647942

no you're just saying over dramatic bullshit

you're basically writing fanfiction about me, where i'm the bad guy

it's pathetic

can you even tell me the details of this so called "attack" on shitto


 No.647948

i donated my bone marrow....only once...

im worse than child rapists tbqh


 No.647949

ben assassinating wesley while in the middle of sending another pizza to someone


 No.647950

>>647947

>can you give me details about this person i harassed years ago who left

i mean i asked moody to come here but


 No.647951

>>647946

lol i dropped out


 No.647952

attack on shitto is an okay anime

i liked the main theme.


 No.647953

>>647948

better donate all your money and adopt some refugees


 No.647954

benley......


 No.647955

File: 1457823634476.jpg (242.03 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, image.jpg)

evil is subjective


 No.647956

>>647949

the greater evil must be stopped


 No.647957

>>647951

lol what a loser


 No.647958

wonk's the kind of person that would let refugees walk all over him


 No.647959

i'm the greatest evil

all the other evils strive to be like me


 No.647960

>>647955

whos that nigger lol


 No.647961

>>647955

You're embarrassing and that fucking shirt makes you look like you're in elementary school lmfao


 No.647962

>>647955

You look stoned in every picture


 No.647963

also she has a vag

so she's much more valuable as a cumrag than sponge


 No.647964

>>647955

you are objectively a nigger


 No.647965

i'm the smallest evil

i just throw legos on the floor and drink straight from the milk carton


 No.647966

ben would make a truly terrifying assassin

imagine wesley peering around his dark house, scared, and then just as he turns his back to a shadowy alcove lightning flashes and in the darkness you see a quick glimpse of

:}


 No.647967

why yes, little syrian refugees! you CAN walk all over me! especially between my legs!


 No.647968

>>647963

>also she has a vag

questionable


 No.647969

>>647961

It's not a shirt?


 No.647970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol did you guys hear about the dude that tried to assault trump at a rally today?


 No.647971

>>647970

>the crowd actually starts screaming "KILL HIM"

whoa


 No.647972

>>647955

goddamn that grandma mirror

it's really difficult to take you seriously


 No.647973

File: 1457824022617.jpg (845.06 KB, 1944x2592, 3:4, 20160312_170439.jpg)


 No.647974

>>647970

>>647971

that's some spooky shit


 No.647975

welcome... to my sexnasium...


 No.647976

>>647970

the secret service doesn't have a reputation of fucking around

>>647971

oh cry about it pussy


 No.647977

>>647973

the last thing you see before you die


 No.647978

>you unlock the door

>the game autosaves before you open it

ha ha ha time for Ambush!


 No.647979

>type in a url

>press enter

>nothing happens

>press enter again

>20-second delay

>page loads

why is all the software i have shit


 No.647980

>>647970

haha what a moron


 No.647981

>>647971

at trump?


 No.647982

we page 10 now


 No.647983

>same thing happens at a Bernie rally

>crowd goes "omg someone stop those security guys they are literally raping him"

>Security let him go so he can happily curlstomp the old man


 No.647984

>>647981

why would a guy at a trump rally want trump dead


 No.647985

but seriously who tries to storm a stage to attack a guy?

it's like have you even heard of lee harvey oswald???


 No.647987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.647988

>>647981

no, after they stopped the attacker

seeing how quickly they turned bloodthirsty was kinda crazy, albeit not as crazy as the retard who thought he was gonna beat up trump through a dozen police officers


 No.647989

>>647983

berniecucks


 No.647990

>you unlock the baby's room

>the game autosaves before you open it

ha ha ha time for having some fun and then loading the previous save


 No.647991

>>647987

They talked about "being all-white" but I think they were talking about people against him which is funny


 No.647992


 No.647993

File: 1457824716863.png (98.31 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1456733893834.png)

>>647990

>the baby's room


 No.647994

THE BABY


 No.647995

>>647987

this reminds me so much of one of cletus's flatearth videos


 No.647996

i've reduced my dumb 10-character tripcode to two less-dumb 8-character tripcodes

now there's a chance i can find something if my computer doesn't kill itself


 No.647997

>>647970

>possibly ruined his whole life just to have a chance of giving trump a bruise

this nigga


 No.647998

*rips out a silent but deadly fart*


 No.647999

>>647996

what's the trip


 No.648000


 No.648002

>>647987

>calls the trump assaulter a neo nazi

>"this is the liberal militant atheist conspiracy"

>"hitler was evil"

cuckservatives....


 No.648101

why am I not surprised the commie and the fascist think the human rights of others don't matter




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