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 No.654608

he watches

>>653862

 No.654674

File: 1458169769537.jpg (137.21 KB, 500x702, 250:351, krishna and his bitches.jpg)

Krishna>Buddha>Jesus>Mohammed


 No.654675

>>654663

Wait, Jeb! was serious?


 No.654676

>tfw you know a few typical american christian types

>luckily i got over the urge to tell them how little they know about their religion a year ago

>one of them is obsessed with BoI

the other one plays / played CoC and slablads and used to be obsessed with tits. not the game, just tits.

#thestateofcommunion


 No.654677

revv it up, coldwheels


 No.654678

>>654674

>ranking buddha amongst deities

my dude


 No.654679

>>654674

all i know about krishna is the guys with shaved heads who walk around hilo singing HAIRY KRISHNA HAIRY KRISHNA

the bush....


 No.654680

>>654678

>Mohammed

>deity

my dude


 No.654681


 No.654682

>>654680

the mudslimes gonna get you....


 No.654683

File: 1458170165911.gif (9.46 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 03544.gif)

>thread


 No.654684

>>654682

You fucking idiot a muslim would get more offended if you said mohammed was a deity


 No.654685

>>654684

mohammed was a shit


 No.654686

>>654654

>>654657

>>654660

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp8B4vSd6h0

This one is brutal

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8p-hfLrVx4

This one has a guy slicing a chicken open without even killing it first, he just lets it bleed out, possibly suffocate. Sure is less suffering!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BssX0mLBvNg

>Uploaded on Aug 30, 2011 an educational look into the kosher ritual slaughter of a lamb. the lamb turned out to be Traif not kosher so the meat was donated to someone who dose not need kosher food

Did they know that beforehand or did they decide halfway it wasn't kosher?


 No.654687

>>654686

mobilefag...


 No.654688

wouldn't most republicans want cruz instead of jeb, kasich, and rubio?


 No.654689

>>654686

i like how wonk and vfan literally disappeared once we stopped talking to them lol

>>654687

hey, watch it, pal...

not all of us have internet at home privilege...


 No.654690

genocide mobilefags


 No.654691

>>654688

No he's apparently too crazy for them.


 No.654692

>>654689

don't mention their names


 No.654693

File: 1458170633575.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.654694


 No.654695

>>654692

eh, who gives a shit

it's really not that hard to ignore them


 No.654696

>>654695

apparently it really is that hard

Post last edited at

 No.654697

>>654694

Fuck if I know. Apparently something to do with the tea party going off of last thread.


 No.654698

>>654695

I think it helped that rev proposed a threesome with vfan


 No.654699

>>654696

you make a good point

luckily my autism is evolving....


 No.654700

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.654701

File: 1458170953202.png (11.28 KB, 481x427, 481:427, calijoey.png)

joey!


 No.654702

>>654700

this is going to be epic...


 No.654703

>>654698

get revd up...


 No.654704


 No.654705

>>654701

>that thigh gap


 No.654706

>>654700

it was epic...


 No.654707


 No.654708

File: 1458171159650.png (9.11 KB, 596x431, 596:431, beardjoey.png)


 No.654709


 No.654710

>over 7 million strawpolls have been createe


 No.654711

>>654709

Who first....for what?


 No.654712

>>654711

the race war


 No.654713

>when the cat knocks stuff onto the floor for attention


 No.654714

>>654712

I guess I'll go first


 No.654715

Oh shit wait is John the only pure human left of the original kids?


 No.654716

>>654715

Dave and Rose are still normal, but they have alternate versions as furries


 No.654717

>>654716

>gay

>normal


 No.654718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

social commentsry... epic..


 No.654719

>>654715

there's jade


 No.654720

>>654719

jade's been a dog for a while


 No.654721

wait did hussie finally unpause homosuck


 No.654722


 No.654723


 No.654724

>>654716

>>654719

>>654720

Rose did the whole dark cthulhu shit, so who KNOWS

Jade has been half becsprite for a long time

Dave is some weird bullshit altogether


 No.654725

god damn it


 No.654726

i mean i wasn't going to read it, but still


 No.654727

>>654724

john is half clown doll


 No.654728

is there anyone here that still reads homestuck up to the last update


 No.654729

>>654727

Based on what?


 No.654730

>>654729

it's confirmed nanna gave birth to him post-game


 No.654731


 No.654732

File: 1458172105168.png (153.23 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

This seems really good

it's an uncommon too


 No.654733


 No.654734

>>654728

i read it yea


 No.654735

>>654732

seems like they are pushing the "fuggy mcwuggy" out of vampires this time around


 No.654736

>>654732

That's REALLY good with Havenguul Runebinder


 No.654737


 No.654738

>>654732

Is he on the phone lol


 No.654739

>>654736

I was thinking more with dickgirl or nu dickgirl


 No.654740

>>654733

idk, which act had the doc scratch intermission? not sure but i remember a single person convo about that

it's kind of obvious though since the original kids' ectobabies got shipped to the alphaverse and the alpha kids' session was unable to make the beta babies


 No.654741

>>654738

he's holding a wine glass and what looks like flicking dirt off his shoulder


 No.654742

*single page convo


 No.654743

so now we reach the point where niggerclit is a retard about homestuck too


 No.654744

tfw need to go home

tfw nobody took my bait....

fuck... guess i'll try again tomorrow, hsgay.....


 No.654745

File: 1458172617445.png (76.55 KB, 480x480, 1:1, nullar.png)


 No.654746

>>654734

>>654737

my condolences


 No.654747

>>654744

i would have told you you were wrong if I had bothered to read the post


 No.654748

Is chaz dead? She hasn't updated her tumblr since December 5th


 No.654749

>>654744

make it less obvious next time fag


 No.654750

>>654748

yes

weed overdose


 No.654751

>>654750

you can't overdose on something that isn't a drug :^)


 No.654752

File: 1458172918421.png (15.04 KB, 413x164, 413:164, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.654753

>>654751

those were the days


 No.654754

>>654752

#fartsdepart


 No.654755

>>654752

Well, hopefully her dealer gets her better weed than my girlfriend's dealer


 No.654756

weed's nice but I'm pretty sure it's actually made me dumber

or maybe that was depression

or both


 No.654757

rev is really "talkative" today


 No.654758

>>654756

maybe you were just dumb to begin with


 No.654759

>>654757

he's all revved up, we've been over this


 No.654760

what if we tell the cops about rev's weed dealer and get him sent to the bug house


 No.654761

>>654758

hey fuck you maan


 No.654762

>>654757

>>654759

I got meriken running at home, so I have new tripcode to test this weekend

>>654760

>Washington state


 No.654763

>>654760

doesn't he live in washington


 No.654764

oh my god, cloyster's special defense is fucking worse than sharkdicks

i'm going with gorebyss


 No.654765

>>654760

the bug house?

is it filled with cute bug girls?


 No.654766


 No.654767

#farts seems like a nice place.....


 No.654768

:}


 No.654769

This cuck emerald shit is no joke brawly's throh has fucked me like 3 times now


 No.654770

>>654769

Stop being a throw fuckpillow


 No.654771

>>654767

#farts depart


 No.654772

>>654771

im not #farts

im only in one irc channel


 No.654773

>>654769

just wait until hariyama when he uses belly drum and spams bullet punch

that shit can wipe out your entire team effortlessly


 No.654774

File: 1458174013441.png (610.07 KB, 854x859, 854:859, hell (2).png)

>>654773

oh joy


 No.654775

>>654773

what if you one-shot it...


 No.654776

>>654774

what's your team looking like


 No.654777

Rev's soundproof


 No.654778

me

BORED


 No.654779

File: 1458174987734.jpg (71.88 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1458081590133.jpg)

I'm still convinced cletus is related to this guy


 No.654780

i wish i was skinnier and cuter


 No.654781

File: 1458175658567.jpg (2.66 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20160316_175614.jpg)

dog


 No.654782

>>654780

are you a fatty


 No.654783

>>654780

post pics


 No.654784

>>654782

i'm overweight

>>654783

no


 No.654785

>>654784

*pinches fat rolls*


 No.654786


 No.654787


 No.654788


 No.654789

>>654787

are you bigger or smaller than macrofag


 No.654790

>>654789

i don't remember how big he was


 No.654791

doggo


 No.654792

File: 1458176318181.gif (452.23 KB, 478x482, 239:241, when the sun hits that rid….gif)

>>654788

>when the dog makes the boof noise just right


 No.654793

xlr lets go to the gym together every day and become buff as fuck

then go around the country beating up hsg people for fun

first stop....wesley >:D


 No.654794

wes me up


 No.654795

i'm so fucking bored


 No.654796

Dude.

Weed.


 No.654797

>>654793

*pushes you down*


 No.654798

how do you guys buy weed anyways? black friends?


 No.654799

(can't wes up)


 No.654800

File: 1458176731271.png (3.06 KB, 123x141, 41:47, roxykittentoddlerpuke.png)

*borfs*


 No.654801

File: 1458176855122-0.jpg (18.37 KB, 400x301, 400:301, image.jpg)

File: 1458176855207-1.jpg (658.83 KB, 850x3600, 17:72, image.jpg)

File: 1458176855207-2.jpg (249.69 KB, 672x1025, 672:1025, image.jpg)

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 No.654802

>>654798

>not having your own personal dealer


 No.654803

I'm so bored


 No.654804


 No.654805

your own

personal

dealer

someone to answer your prayers

someone who cares


 No.654806

>>654802

I don't have black friends


 No.654807

File: 1458177126472.png (31.3 KB, 128x128, 1:1, macrofag.png)


 No.654808

>>654807

...

bigger


 No.654809

LET'S


 No.654810

File: 1458177254940.png (27.44 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1298518676253.png)

>sudden craving for playing Recettear again

why do i do this


 No.654811

>>654810

Recettear was a good game what's wrong with it


 No.654812

File: 1458177402684-0.png (9.13 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

File: 1458177402685-1.png (8.51 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

Gorebyss is fucking epic


 No.654813

>just cause is 30 gigs


 No.654814

>>654779

He has my tired eyes and luscious lips but his nose is gross and his brows aint as good


 No.654815

>>654814

how can a nose be gross


 No.654816

>>654814

yeah and also the whole different race thing :(


 No.654817

>>654812

what happened to shell smash


 No.654818

>>654815

When it looks like it got stung by a bee

>>654816

He looks sorta spiccy to me...


 No.654819

>>654817

i-i replaced it with ice beam


 No.654820

File: 1458177576210.png (11.18 KB, 716x88, 179:22, ClipboardImage.png)

new important wild post: snagged comma bagged!


 No.654821

>>654815

full of boogers


 No.654822

who cares about noses


 No.654823

>>654820

what the hell is your problem man


 No.654824

>>654822

weeaboo...


 No.654825

>>654822

the nose knows...


 No.654826

*dick accidentally falls off*

fuck


 No.654827

>>654820

I don't understand what criteria you use.

It's a decent concept.


 No.654828

File: 1458178075910.png (7.33 KB, 240x160, 3:2, 1458177945931.png)

>>654776

I've been running with zero cohesive planning really

I had a munna instead of the baby abra at first I was thinking of leveling to maybe help out with brawly but wasn't sure how much use they'd be


 No.654829

>>654827

it must be a post i find in the wild (i.e. i do not make it myself or intentionally seek out) and must also be extremely important and therefore worth preserving


 No.654830

File: 1458178256532.png (253.61 KB, 484x557, 484:557, jewishpass.png)

>>654828

Use this guy if you can get him


 No.654831

>>654829

obviously, but I meant what you deem as important


 No.654832

>>654829

Post preservation prevents prion pleasure.


 No.654833

>>654828

I would probably drop Abra since his line has awful defense and stick with Munna at the moment, or catch a Luvdisc for that fairy type

You're not doing a nuzlocke so I don't know What to say other than to grind a little bit


 No.654834

>>654833

Yeah I was just gonna do some more beefing and keep at it fuck nuzlocke lol even if this kind of hack is the perfect platform for one


 No.654835

>>654811

Huge timewaster, and I can't figure out the curve. Last time I played I drove hard bargains, but couldn't manage to make a profit. Apparently people liking you is a better longterm plan? maybe i'll try playing nicer


 No.654836

File: 1458178782865.jpg (79.88 KB, 766x960, 383:480, 1456630005586.jpg)

>>654834

>perfect platform

That's the complete opposite of it

I kept getting wiped out and just quitted at Watson, I don't know how the other guy made it this far


 No.654837

>>654835

git gud


 No.654838

how do I get my dog to stop licking up my piss


 No.654839

>>654836

I kind of always assumed at least a tinge of masochism was involved with any nuzlocke run and this almost seems like the natural conclusion in that respect. I hate myself as much as the next guy but yeesh


 No.654840

>>654836

if it wasn't for wobbuffet wiping out flannery and garchomp for everything else, i would have died a long time ago

everything else is just luck


 No.654841

i want to do a nuzlocke, but every time i do i feel like i should be recording or something it for some reason, like they're meant to be shared


 No.654842

>>654841

do a le the epic screenshot lp in hsg like everyone else does


 No.654843

>>654841

do it so i can watch it in the middle of the night


 No.654844

>>654833

>Luvdisc for that fairy type

what


 No.654845

>>654842

are you mocking me


 No.654846

File: 1458179568928.jpg (8.21 KB, 200x200, 1:1, image.jpg)

a le: le the le: le...


 No.654847

>>654844

oh yeah uh they made luvdisc part fairy in this hack along with draining kiss, which it super effective against fighting


 No.654848


 No.654849

Oh man, this is worse than the time where cletus posted his cousin's vag on hsg

*cutaway to a picture of a horse's mouth*


 No.654850

File: 1458179897015.jpg (315.57 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, nightmare sponge.jpg)


 No.654851

>>654847

damn

and here I thought luvdisc would never be useful for anything


 No.654852

>>654841

Draw shitty comics, it's nuzlocke tradition


 No.654853

File: 1458179973059.png (43.58 KB, 253x271, 253:271, 1449329513983.png)


 No.654854

>>654851

not canonically


 No.654855

>close winrar

>an uncloseable pop-up appears with ads in it

>a message at the bottom threatens these will keep happening unless I buy winrar

yo wtf


 No.654856


 No.654857

>>654855

winrar's had enough


 No.654858

File: 1458180203724.png (937.99 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.654859


 No.654860

>>654855

just ignore it


 No.654861

>>654854

>fans are better at making a pokemon game than the developers themselves

wew


 No.654862

CuckoldSun and NumaleMoon


 No.654863

>>654861

Same with Smash


 No.654864

>Cletus is a project meme fag


 No.654865

>cletus is a fag


 No.654866

File: 1458181290583.webm (94.75 KB, 854x480, 427:240, better check em.webm)


 No.654867

File: 1458181337492.gif (243.95 KB, 284x544, 71:136, Sami Project M.gif)

>>654864

>Not liking Project Meme


 No.654868

>Lyn will never be in project m


 No.654869

when they would use 3d models in digimon adventure, that was the good shit incoming, it was like a sign


 No.654870

sineb

reed backwars

B))))


 No.654871

Hahaha my husbando is about to place in a big ass tournament with fucking 4EGGY as his handle I'm so hyped~


 No.654872

what happens when you break up


 No.654873

File: 1458182149538-0.png (9.61 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

File: 1458182149697-1.png (10.54 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

that's cool and all but where's my fucking gym badge


 No.654874

>>654871

this post is high-larious


 No.654875

>>654873

ben vs wes


 No.654876

>>654871

What game


 No.654877

>>654873

God what good designs


 No.654878

File: 1458182316591.jpg (28.9 KB, 255x233, 255:233, 1427803467970.jpg)

don quixote

moar like

don quiSMOKE

fuck im good


 No.654879

>>654878

those aren't pronounced the same way though


 No.654880

>>654879

yeah i fucked it up

i was sposed to say

don quiSMOKE-ay


 No.654881

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme: korean music and true love

how you doin, hsg? i just cried over a dumb flash animation and i think you should too

>>654878

looks like somebody's smoking with windmills over here


 No.654882

File: 1458182709988.png (5.78 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)


 No.654883

File: 1458182766696.png (1.49 MB, 942x1216, 471:608, ClipboardImage.png)

>amethyst

>straightedge

horseshit


 No.654884

>>654883

>SU

>not horseshit

horseshit


 No.654885

>>654882

sollux

also my ex that i spy on mentioned me on her tumblr as a "pretentious mra manbaby" after two years of complete silence

wonder what crawled up her ass


 No.654886

>>654882

Louis XIV


 No.654887

>>654880

uhhhhh


 No.654888

>>654885

Probably her big dick black bull's big black bull dick.


 No.654889

>>654885

is she wrong


 No.654890

>>654889

nah, not really

i just wonder why the mention after two years


 No.654891

good night to all ladderinos and ladderinas


 No.654892

who vita here!


 No.654893

*flushes vita down the toilet*


 No.654894

>>654892

>tfw you were dumb enough to drop money on the vita tv


 No.654895

>>654894

i vita, but i not that dumb


 No.654896

my vita sucks!

i regret it!

i cant even play the one game i want!


 No.654897

3ds > vita


 No.654898

tfw idort


 No.654899

>portable gaming consoles

pssschhhh


 No.654900

>>654899

It's called a le handheld..


 No.654901

File: 1458183912853.jpg (1.49 MB, 5628x3348, 469:279, 1458059768119.jpg)

>gaming consoles


 No.654902

>>654899

quentin?


 No.654903

>>654896

cheap bamco fucks


 No.654904

File: 1458184201974.png (2.74 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.654905

>>654903

no im just too deep in the sunk cost fallacy

i wont update my vita just for digimon


 No.654906

>>654905

i meant they could have printed carts if they weren't cheap


 No.654907

>$100 for 8 gigs of memory

ehehehehe


 No.654908

>>654906

oh

a cart wouldnt sovle my problem, some games have required lowest firmwares and its really gay

because even if your vita is on an old firmware as long as you have a ps3 you can get shit off the eshop


 No.654909

there's actual physical carts of cybersleuth in non US regions that have english im p sure


 No.654910

>someone dies in a show

>a cover of "hallelujah" plays

>>654883

nah, i believe it


 No.654911

*picks corns*


 No.654912

*drops corn*


 No.654913

man

now im questioning my reluctance to update my vita


 No.654914

>>654913

what happens if you do update it, all of your firmware stuff goes away right?


 No.654915

i've been reading on-and-off about chess for years now and somehow i never found out that bobby fischer was a fucking neo-nazi

now i'm confused


 No.654916

>>654915

the lad gets branded a deviant for daring to speak out


 No.654917

>>654914

i lose access to the entirely worthless homebrew that nobody is actually working on, and whatever exploits involved in it


 No.654918

>>654917

it's probably worth giving up if you want the digimon update imho


 No.654919

jokes on me i dont even want to buy games

id rather have a paperweight than spend more than 20$ on a game


 No.654920

what the fuck is this shit dante basco is talking about

what is homestuck 2.0

is he saying it's going to be a television show

what


 No.654921

>>654920

he's retarded, is what


 No.654922

>>654920

which actor would play john


 No.654923

>>654922

your mother


 No.654924

how does one "bring homestuck to hollywood"

redpill me huss


 No.654925

>>654922

Zach Braff


 No.654926

>>654925

as much as it make me hate myself, i like this

but only if we can travel back and time about a decade or so and grab scrubs braff


 No.654927

File: 1458187174355.png (6.04 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)


 No.654928

>>654922

Steve Buscemi


 No.654929

>>654922

leonardo dicaprio


 No.654930

File: 1458187261467.gif (24 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 05066.gif)

>27 days


 No.654931

>>654930

that reminds me

my birthday is on monday

i wonder what my friends on hsg have planned for me? i'm so excited!


 No.654932

>>654931

you're not my friend, pal


 No.654933

File: 1458187464161.png (357.58 KB, 1280x1015, 256:203, tumblr_o3n6laqTGO1tsosfoo1….png)

hot girl on girl action, right here


 No.654934

File: 1458187616430.png (Spoiler Image, 999.91 KB, 1063x1375, 1063:1375, tumblr_nwphz01gty1rb6dvqo1….png)

if you're stumped for gift ideas, just get me this

i need


 No.654935

How do I convince Dante to let me play Jade's grandpa


 No.654936

>>654934

oh neat! taking a shit doesn't cost me a thing!


 No.654937

>>654931

everyone got you rev pics


 No.654938

>>654931

written down on my calendar

i'll have a special birthday fart ready for you


 No.654939


 No.654940

>>654939

meant to attach "nickname pls"


 No.654941

>>654927

mineshoe


 No.654942

>>654927

wesleyman


 No.654943

File: 1458188496302.jpg (51.37 KB, 640x394, 320:197, tumblr_nd87dmCYDL1t1tjj5o1….jpg)


 No.654944

File: 1458189141774.png (838.98 KB, 833x696, 833:696, 1431062506975.png)

Bring her back to hsg


 No.654945

File: 1458189195296.gif (82.18 KB, 500x430, 50:43, shovesjade.gif)


 No.654946

>>654945

Anti-bully ranger is probably older than your post history you piece of shit.


 No.654947

Bring

Her

Back


 No.654948

>>654945

i always found this image to be erotic


 No.654949

File: 1458189359697.png (12.04 KB, 375x362, 375:362, pupper.png)


 No.654950

didn't canada's present put on a pink anti-bullying shirt?

lol


 No.654951

>>654949

Just because you get bullied in real life, does not give you an excuse to bully others.


 No.654952

>>654950

canada's present?


 No.654953

File: 1458189495062.jpg (1.21 MB, 1700x2267, 1700:2267, 133437830648.jpg)

me


 No.654954

Zootopia was mediocre with a predictable villain.


 No.654955

>>654951

I am the good guy. Humanity struck at me first by condemning me to experience so much suffering. It didn't have to be this way. I didn't want this. I wasn't the one who started this war. But I will be the one to finish it... with my counter-attack.


 No.654956

>>654955

What the shit are you even talking about


 No.654957

>>654956

with every revolution we move forward a little


 No.654958

>>654957

I'm going to call you ass eating gay arnold from now on


 No.654959

>>654944

yurus belong in the trash


 No.654960

>>654954

I'd rather die on paws than live on feet


 No.654961

File: 1458189966955.png (726.08 KB, 833x696, 833:696, 1458189141774.png)


 No.654962

bully rangers, assemble!


 No.654963

>>654962

RED BULLY RANGER!


 No.654964

>>654962

bully brown!


 No.654965

>>654962

burter!


 No.654966

>>654962

>bully green!


 No.654967

File: 1458190122121.png (756.82 KB, 833x696, 833:696, 1458189966955.png)


 No.654968

let's find some roxkits to stomp


 No.654969

File: 1458190222933.gif (21.47 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1422420448179.gif)


 No.654970

*shoves vriska down*

let the bullying begin


 No.654971

8ean queen 8ean queen


 No.654972

File: 1458190326777.webm (2.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AntiBullyExtreme.webm)


 No.654973

*grabs nepeta's hat*

*throws it on the roof*

lol


 No.654974

I posted Wesley's face in the soc thread. I will post Wesley's face in the soc thread until he's recognized daily.


 No.654975

By the soc thread. I mean /soc/


 No.654976

wesley dindu nuffin...


 No.654977

>>654974

now hes going to sue you...


 No.654978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Speaking of RANGERS


 No.654979

File: 1458190681316.png (169.26 KB, 332x221, 332:221, ClipboardImage.png)

>>654974

you should get in contact with cletus's boss


 No.654980

dont bully the wes


 No.654981

>>654980

it's elevating him to memehood. what he always wanted


 No.654982

>>654958

I'm not gay, I don't eat ass, and my name is not arnold


 No.654983

>>654980

It's too late. It's already begun. The best part is, it's in a rate thread where people are supposed to put walls of text about how rating other people. I didn't. I just posted Wesley. No accompanying politeness, nicety, or conformity to rule. Just Wesley's face at the end of the thread hanging like a turd with a large forehead.


 No.654984

>>654950

>canada's present

americans, i tell ya


 No.654985

>>654984

fine, queen then


 No.654986

>>654982

shut the fuck up and keep eating my ass arnold


 No.654987

>>654985

much better, thank you


 No.654988

He's in another thread now.


 No.654989

you eat ass? cute.

i only eat food approved by the federal food and drug administration, but you keep doing what youre doing i guess!


 No.654990

>>654988

ownage dude. total ownage...


 No.654991

>>654990

Fine then he's his own thread now


 No.654992

File: 1458191095689.png (192.91 KB, 640x400, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>654875

>>654873

Does that make Grant Rayquaza


 No.654993

hot dogs, or hog ass sticks as i like to call them


 No.654994

File: 1458191117182-0.jpg (248.8 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, post_141044528560.jpg)

File: 1458191117182-1.jpg (310.64 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_o3uly1T0Hb1u1eza7o5….jpg)

File: 1458191117215-2.png (269.81 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1458081134548.png)

File: 1458191117216-3.jpg (232.16 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_o3qqslk5em1u1eza7o8….jpg)


 No.654995

also wow google way to make your image search objectively worse, thanks


 No.654996

tfw sippy my yoohoo chocolate drink


 No.654997

File: 1458191210120.gif (5.1 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 06469.gif)


 No.654998

>>654994

stop posting fat ladies and eat my ass arnold


 No.654999

>>654994

a wild mouthpic


 No.655000

>who is eggy

>probably a deity

>an egg god

It's true commentator~


 No.655001

File: 1458191248040.png (70.55 KB, 347x249, 347:249, a toast.png)


 No.655002

>>655000

what game


 No.655003

File: 1458191322242.jpg (459.54 KB, 1440x2392, 180:299, 1458191226495.jpg)

>>655001

Wesley's first customer.

"5.5 potential for much higher or a bad pic"


 No.655004

yfw wesley wasn't even the one to post your pics on /soc/


 No.655005

File: 1458191442375.png (187.08 KB, 592x749, 592:749, tumblr_o2xm58fdRz1qj6j8po2….png)

seriously, it should be required for all citizens old enough to vote to have watched "west wing"

aaron sorkin is a genius

>>654978

this is solid comedy shit, right here

>>654994

d-d-d-d-dang dude


 No.655006

>>655001

57,577,999,543,222/10


 No.655007

File: 1458191541796.jpg (476.35 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1458191330320.jpg)

>>655001

Wesley's second customer.

"7"


 No.655008


 No.655009

Third customer

"The picture the OP used is a cunt but there also exists less awful images of him.

This is the only one I bothered to save."

Ben comes to save Wesley because he suffers from autism and doesn't know anything


 No.655010

Fourth Customer.

"Why do ppl like u exist ?

Purge urself please"


 No.655011

>>655009

>Ben comes to save Wesley

*updates shipping chart*


 No.655012

the virgin child smiles from hell


 No.655013

>>655009

when ben and wesley ally, all hsg will tremble in fear


 No.655014

>>655009

>"The picture the OP used is a cunt but there also exists less awful images of him.

jesus christ ben what is your deal with me


 No.655015

>>655009

why did you say >>655007 posted


 No.655016

>>655015

It was from another thread. I've posted him in at least 5.


 No.655017


 No.655018

>>655017

Can you save him in time, Ben?


 No.655019

if it is about le pictures of you being posted outside of hsg i want you to know that it literally was not wesley in either of the cases


 No.655020

>>655018

save him from what, /soc/? I just thought it was weird you tried to "hide" the thread


 No.655021

>>655020

Ben if you fucking persist I will post you in soc threads instead.


 No.655022

benley...


 No.655023

>>655021

Well firstly, why would I care.

Secondly, that post was pretty explicitly "No I'm not going to bother".


 No.655024

ben you're starting to bother me with this hatred for me

do you want an apology or something


 No.655025

I don't exist in any file, any dropbox.


 No.655026

File: 1458192006385.jpg (13.47 KB, 164x230, 82:115, ^F669CBC94ACAED29E1CFA4BF5….jpg)

>Any traps/sissyboys in the GA state?

I've been dying to have sex with someone who loves anal, yet no girls ever do. I don't care if it's a relationship or just a one-night stand. I will drive anywhere for it. I've never slept with a girly-boy but I would very much like to.


 No.655027

a le: le the le: le...


 No.655028

heaven...


 No.655029

>>655024

Ben uses any number of excuses to be an asshole


 No.655030

>>655027

...pizz?


 No.655031

I might post them here to have access to the responses though, that'd be interesting.

>>655029

That's funny coming from you, egg.


 No.655032

leave ben and wes alone!


 No.655033

honestly though that dude is so ugly


 No.655034

>>655031

stop ignoring me ben


 No.655035

I posted Wesley in a thread about losing virginity. Someone replied "Never gonna happen"


 No.655036

>>655029

ben is a saint you goddamn harpy


 No.655037

i will burn ben's house to the ground


 No.655038

>>655035

do rev


 No.655039

>>655038

No. This is Wesley's night


 No.655040

>>655000

Hey egghead


 No.655041

ben please respond...


 No.655042

Should I post Wesley's face and link his skype in the skype thread.


 No.655043

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.655044


 No.655045

>>655005

Downtown and the GnT crew have so !any great things to watch


 No.655046

epic and le immature of you to keep ignoring me....


 No.655047

>>655046

you haven't messaged me dude


 No.655048

>>655047

who is this


 No.655049

i wish ben and wesley could get along! i wish they would love each other!


 No.655050

it's unfortunate that i have to beat ben down like this


 No.655051

turn IDs on


 No.655052

why does ben hate wes


 No.655053

please don't be mean to wesley


 No.655054

ASL

19/Wesley/Alabama

>Sexual Orientation

Gay

>Relationship Status

Single

>Text/mic/cam

All of the above

>Books

I don't read

>TV

I don't watch television

>Anime

I don't watch television.

>Videogames

I don't play video games

>Other things you like to talk about / etc

I speak when spoken to

>Languages

English only, I am an American Citizen

>What you are looking for

I am looking for erotic roleplay

>Pic

I am very handsome. As you see, I am very handsome.

>Contact info

Skype: overlordwesley


 No.655055

>>655053

Please stop posting


 No.655056

File: 1458192713427.gif (145.59 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_ns0frxTApF1uz6t0no1….gif)

man who the fuck even is this ben character


 No.655057

>>655052

he's got a bigger brain


 No.655058

my guess is this is just a vfan ruse


 No.655059

>>655054

would've mentioned the pokemon playing meself


 No.655060

>>655058

No it's not


 No.655061

>>655056

i was the guy who messaged you before the supreme gentleman shootings and then got angry at you for your comments on it


 No.655062

>>655056

learn the lore you egocentric libby


 No.655063

does vfan even know it wasn't wesley who posted them in the /soc/ thread?

should we even tell her?


 No.655064

File: 1458192832237.jpg (174.26 KB, 862x927, 862:927, ben.jpg)


 No.655065

>>655063

i did

but no replies...


 No.655066

>>655063

I don't care. I am taking Wesley hostage.


 No.655068

literally do not do that


 No.655069

Oh, he's got a response in the skype thread

">>Languages

>English only, I am an American Citizen

boy oh boy"


 No.655070

>>655067

they hold classes on gardening apparently, we should all show up this summer


 No.655071

>>655068

we gotta let his cousin know he posted her


 No.655072

File: 1458193010494.jpg (51.67 KB, 509x700, 509:700, 84e7f48f242f679988a62f38a6….jpg)


 No.655073

vfan is going to send a boxcutter boy after wes


 No.655074

>>655061

hah, right, that whole episode.

yikes. well.

>>655064

oh, funny face guy. nice.

>>655062

sorry, there's just so much to keep up on, and i've been gone for a while, my memory's not what it used to be. .


 No.655075

wait, cletus is employed?


 No.655076

i find it funny that vfan thinks that this is triggering me


 No.655077

>>655071

We need to take his cousin out on a really fucking nice date


 No.655078

i don't want the board to be a doxing circlejerk

i don't want real like repercussions for hsg shitposting

don't do things like that

whether its wonk or wesley or whoever, none of that


 No.655079

>>655073

the evil abusers will team up


 No.655080

>>655076

You've cried over your lips being posted Wesley.


 No.655081

>>655078

...>:)


 No.655082

>>655078

this tbh


 No.655083

unleash the numalian horde on anyone i deem underisable tbh


 No.655084

File: 1458193300726.png (181.33 KB, 654x610, 327:305, tumblr_nwfnjqYMUa1r0mareo5….png)

there's a ABDL thread on /soc/ and i'm surprised wes's face isn't in it yet


 No.655085

File: 1458193304696.jpg (88.01 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1458192439758.jpg)

Oh look, Wesley........a girl has rated you

O-Oh.....

It looks like she rated you a 4/10.....


 No.655086

>>655081

i can't stop you from finding the info, but i sincerely think turning the board into a war game of "who can fuck up whos actual life over a siamese drag racing forum" is one of the dumbest pettiest things possible and i don't want it to happen to hsg, and i don't want it to happen on my board


 No.655087

>>655080

the amusing thing is you're doing this to the wrong person


 No.655088

File: 1458193371574-0.jpg (822.05 KB, 1944x1458, 4:3, image.jpg)

File: 1458193371606-1.jpg (1.16 MB, 1944x1458, 4:3, image.jpg)

File: 1458193371661-2.jpg (603.25 KB, 1944x1458, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.655089

File: 1458193383269.png (10.07 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1300314704335.png)

holy shit there was an indiegogo for there she is and i missed it

i would definitely have paid $50 for it on dvd because i hate having money and love animation

why didnt anyone tell me


 No.655090

>>655086

hey i'm not the one sending pizzas here


 No.655091

>>655087

Oh I'm doing this to the right person.


 No.655092

>>655085

hey can you get her to rate me too maybe


 No.655093


 No.655094

>>655090

how are people gonna get their lives ruined over a pizza prank


 No.655095

How long until we find his cousin address and send her the pics of her own crotch


 No.655096

>>655094

now is not the time for this shit

don't do pizzas, not unless you're paying for it


 No.655097

>>655094

you don't see saltlick around any more do you... they made him pay for that pie


 No.655098

the scharf is loose

THE SCHARF IS LOOSE


 No.655099

File: 1458193617112.png (467.35 KB, 975x785, 195:157, tumblr_o2awm9obOb1tirgj5o1….png)

>>655089

oh my god what

fuck

i too, hate having money

and love there she is

i mean, i even think about the final step and i'm tearing up, doesn't matter where i am

>and was the top rated flash movie for about 11 years on newgrounds.com.

holy crap i didn't know that

and i didn't realize how old it was, or that it took him 5 years to make the second step

damn


 No.655100

pizza me! the LE pizza! the Le the le the le le the le weapon of pizz destruction! lol


 No.655101

File: 1458193651842.jpg (2.6 MB, 2432x4320, 76:135, 1458193501696.jpg)

This guy unironically just rated Hussie as a 4.5/10

120-Cell as a 7/10

Sponge as a 5/10


 No.655102

well

the years start comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin


 No.655103

so this is how hsg dies

not with a bang

but with le ebin doxx wars


 No.655104

i wonder how many 10's i would get

at least two, i bet


 No.655105

>>655103

hsg repeats itself for all time


 No.655106

>>655099

when he released the second video it blew my young mind, it just came out of nowhere. and then it was like is there more??? but no one knew


 No.655107

File: 1458193772223.jpg (18.83 KB, 210x241, 210:241, die!.jpg)

>>655101

>sponge

>higher than hussie

>hussie only a 4.5

what is this world coming to

who the fuck is this clown


 No.655108

>>655101

i saw that too

fuck this fucking cunt


 No.655109

>>655096

dude i'm being serious here

sure the fake pizza might hurt the business a little but nothing happens to the person it's being delivered to

hell the only reason i'm talking about this now is the hate i'm getting for it

i'm probably an ass for doing it but constantly calling me a cunt and a douche is just ridiculous honestly


 No.655110

>>655108

He's right


 No.655111

File: 1458193813514.png (143.52 KB, 300x435, 20:29, ClipboardImage.png)

>>655107

this is not a flattering image of hussie


 No.655112

>>655109

You are a cunt and a douche


 No.655113

how are people even doxxing each other on an anonymous imageboard


 No.655114

>>655101

it's so tragic that 120 is pretty but dreams of being beefy instead


 No.655115

>>655113

i think hsg has only like 2 or 3 true anonymice left


 No.655116

File: 1458193935184.png (629.51 KB, 537x799, 537:799, ClipboardImage.png)

>>655114

i know, he looks pretty good and he wants to ruin it

also: an excuse to post this


 No.655117

>>655115

no........


 No.655118


 No.655119

>>655115

Don't ruin the board for me


 No.655120

File: 1458193971617.jpg (547.42 KB, 1944x1458, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.655121

>>655111

and that was not a flattering picture of the sponge either

someone post a better picture of the huss in the thread

he deserves better than that

>>655106

oh man, i think i was first introduced to it when it was done, tbh

i wish i could watch them for the first time again


 No.655122

File: 1458194117482.png (33.18 KB, 377x174, 13:6, topkek.png)

He thinks Wesley is funny


 No.655123

:{


 No.655124


 No.655125

>in a surprise move, obama appoints ben as the new supreme justice

>ben creates a constitutional amendment to put all pizza prank dialers to death


 No.655126

back off of wes tho


 No.655127

>>655126

once the last ounce of blood drains from his swollen lips


 No.655128

File: 1458194252347.png (162.42 KB, 1200x1832, 150:229, IMG_5207.PNG)

>>655126

lol why


 No.655129

File: 1458194295232.jpg (119.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1458194149439.jpg)

I don't know if this is a guy or a girl

but

He gave the following ranking:

Wesley: 5/10

The second picture of Wesley Ben posted saying it looked better: 2/10

Sponge: 5/10

120-Cell: 6/10


 No.655130

>>655129

why do they do that to their hair

it's not clean


 No.655131

That is 2, count them, 2 5/10's for sponge


 No.655132

this thread's getting kind of spicy, as loopy would say


 No.655133

>>655128

he's fucking epic! lol


 No.655134

>>655128

because i said so

*holds car keys in my fist like claws*

now walk away while you've got the option


 No.655135

File: 1458194409527.jpg (126.13 KB, 628x960, 157:240, 1458194305278.jpg)

This girl thinks 120-Cell is very attractive.


 No.655136

File: 1458194415346.png (1.3 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.655137

>>655135

she kinda looks like chaz, except a lizard instead of a frog


 No.655138

ok thank you this is enough /soc/ reposts

i can assure you if anyone cared they would be reading the thread too


 No.655139

Wesley your thread is rocketing off the charts now. There is no stopping it from being popular


 No.655140

oh shit!


 No.655141

>>655138

Oh I see. An entire thread can be made about me, but not about Wesley?


 No.655142

>>655136

this guy realizes he's not aryan, right


 No.655143

>>655141

fuck off vman


 No.655144

>>655141

multiple people posting is different than just you posting pictures of people on /soc/ (rude, btw, to repost their pics to another site without knowledge or consent) and what they say about you posting hsg peoples pics


 No.655145

back off...

*unshealthes katana*

of the wes...


 No.655146

what is this stupid fucking grand dad meme thats popped up the past few hours


 No.655147

i lowkey wish death upon you


 No.655148

File: 1458194651835.png (487.35 KB, 540x960, 9:16, tumblr_o40v0whCEq1ut6g2ro1….png)

i agree

this is all good and done

let the /soc/ialites have their thread

let's discuss something else

like how shit i am at nuclear throne


 No.655149

File: 1458194694440.png (9.24 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

HELP


 No.655150

>>655148

what characters do you play the most


 No.655151

Wesley calculating your averages up so far you are a

4.7/10


 No.655152

>>655146

yeah death to that to

and death to usps while i'm at it


 No.655153

File: 1458194826059.png (1.79 MB, 922x1201, 922:1201, tumblr_o3zptdRZu51tiubggo1….png)

>>655150

>the most

>implying i play anyone but steroids

i am a scrub, i know

but seriously, second most is plant, i'm pretty good with them


 No.655154

Wesley got another 5


 No.655155

official Prima game winning nuclear throne strategy guide:

long arms + shovel/energy sword/ultra shovel/jackhammer

you have just won forever


 No.655156

a flashdrive full of steven universe reaction images

a gun full of cum


 No.655157

>talking to the pedo


 No.655158

>>655146

gilvasunner channerl on youtube being spammed on /v/, it predates a joel meme from vinesauce


 No.655159

>>655148

>>655153

barf.

uninstalling.


 No.655160

To whoever is posting my nudes. I am apathetic at this point, and all they'll do is call me attractive to contrast with your constantly wrong opinions.


 No.655161

File: 1458194916880.png (273.95 KB, 590x581, 590:581, ClipboardImage.png)

goodnight my little numales


 No.655162

>>655160

are you still going to sue?


 No.655163

>>655161

>going to bed this early

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


 No.655164

a mouth full of mouthpics


 No.655165

vfan and and me used to have eoic conversations lol


 No.655166

>it was vfan all along

wew


 No.655167

File: 1458195051218.jpg (196.38 KB, 1280x1876, 320:469, tumblr_o40cv9GIIY1rhw6umo1….jpg)

>>655155

dual wield energy hammers man

destroy everything, including the map


 No.655168

>>655166

hello doze


 No.655169

>>655166

HOW DID IT TAKE YOU THIS LONG TO REALIZE


 No.655170

>>655166

youve cracked this one wide open


 No.655171

File: 1458195081027.png (556.5 KB, 1114x1920, 557:960, 1448317800489.png)


 No.655172

>>655167

hammers too slow and i must kill FAST

now, double energy screwdriver? theres a weapon for you


 No.655173

>>655146

le ebin vinesauce meem


 No.655174

>>655165

You got another 5/10. That's three 5/10's for you.

One person saying "sweet jesus post more of yourself" to me.


 No.655175

>>655168

>>655169

>>655170

in my defense, i wasn't really paying attention


 No.655176

>>655171

branded 4 till cock

????????????????????


 No.655177

File: 1458195198628.jpg (242.41 KB, 1280x1792, 5:7, tumblr_o14gk64C9z1uzfm3ro1….jpg)

>>655172

the short range kills me man, even with long arms

honestly, two revolvers carries me pretty far

imma give robot a shot this run

ive got a golden machingun, should get me far


 No.655178

If you think I care anymore I got twin adderall and some xannies in me, I do not give a fuck about anything.


 No.655179

Sponge someone said you look like an idiot.

So that's three 5/10's and someone saying you look like an idiot/10


 No.655180

goo night hsg


 No.655181

>>655179

they don't know about his charisma


 No.655182

how has nobody posted rev


 No.655183

>>655182

to many options to choose from


 No.655184

>that redhead with the crazy gorgeous facial structure

there's no way that's actually her posting with those fucking early hominids in the soc thread

she's awesome looking though


 No.655185

happy breakfast hsg


 No.655186

>>655181

>>655179

yea lol they don't know about my charisma


 No.655187

>>655184

>there's no way that's actually her posting with those fucking early hominids in the soc thread

You included apparently.


 No.655188

File: 1458195495400.jpg (24.87 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 1411037807865.jpg)

*sniff sniff*


 No.655189

Hey Sponge.

Someone figured out you posted my nudes. Because of the ID system.

So you were the one who did it. I know who to target now, thanks.


 No.655190

File: 1458195600893.png (1.06 MB, 1280x1811, 1280:1811, tumblr_nrd7kpw5Rj1rc5mr8o1….png)

>>655176

i think it's supposed to be the "grounded for til college" meme from icarly

but they put cock in, for fun? i guess

>>655184

>i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that?

you're so insecure, that you posted this in defense of your picture, and basically outed yourself as the one posting vfan's pics

good job

moron

and yeah, you look like an idiot


 No.655191

Dumbass lol.


 No.655192

>>655190

you watch icarly? fucking pedo


 No.655193

Sponge, how could you be that stupid?


 No.655194

>>655190

we all least your return informed us of that piece of meme ephemera. you can leave now


 No.655195

>>655192

what an unfortunate thing for him to admit

watching one of dan schneiders shows, whoof


 No.655196

>>655190

holy FUCK that Jasper


 No.655197

>>655193

it's epic...


 No.655198

File: 1458195763399.png (132.16 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 5673a0a0.png)


 No.655199

So sponge. My body got an 8.5/10, would hang with. And someone telling me I'm hot.

You got a bunch of five out of tens, someone calling you a dumbass, and you fumbling the IDs like a moron.

I mean, it's not like I didn't tell you but.


 No.655200

>>655197

No, you're seriously retarded not to notice /soc/ has ids


 No.655201

>>655198

bonzibuddy?


 No.655202

>>655199

omg... i'm so mad... i'm going to type... so many le sentences about me le being le mad lol... lol


 No.655203

>>655202

>i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that? it's something somebody would take if they felt they had to convince somebody they were cross-eyed. your hood doesn't fully cover the patch in your excuse for facial hair, either

copypasta gold


 No.655204

File: 1458195939559.png (819.66 KB, 1280x1913, 1280:1913, tumblr_o3g6x1GsqG1uk97lqo1….png)

haha how defensive do you have to be to be upset that some /soc/ rando said you looked like an idiot

also, that same rando says

>you sound like an idiot

>>655192

i watched it when i was a kid, yeah

and i know where the meme comes from, i'm a casual meme historian, so to speak

>>655196

right? gotta love the big cheeto puff

here's one for the hip fans


 No.655205

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.655206

i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that? it's something somebody would take if they felt they had to convince somebody they were cross-eyed. your hood doesn't fully cover the patch in your excuse for facial hair, either


 No.655207

>>655204

i dont like the proportions on this one


 No.655208

File: 1458196028283.gif (79.08 KB, 108x108, 1:1, 1458103544828.gif)

>>655199

>the board that legendarily thirsts for female attention of any sort gives a high grade

>suddenly they matter


 No.655209

i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that? it's something somebody would take if they felt they had to convince somebody they were cross-eyed. your hood doesn't fully cover the patch in your excuse for facial hair, either


 No.655210

>>655208

i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that? it's something somebody would take if they felt they had to convince somebody they were cross-eyed. your hood doesn't fully cover the patch in your excuse for facial hair, either


 No.655211

why the hell does vfan post on the board that got her raped?


 No.655212

File: 1458196091787.png (1.22 MB, 800x1116, 200:279, tumblr_o2v2r1DzyY1srtv49o1….png)

>>655207

eh, they're a little off, true


 No.655213

>>655211

the same reason vfan returns hourly to her abuser's lair here


 No.655214

>>655211

it's called tsunderay


 No.655215

I got another 9 out of ten and someone said I looked hot. I should calculate my averages and compare them to the people who thrive off insulting me.

With sponge it's a 5 and a you look like an idiot.

With Wesley it's a 4.7.

>>655211

Because this is fun anon. Because this is fun. Xanax,


 No.655216

>>655211

attention is attention and boy how is somebody starved for it


 No.655217

>>655215

i look like an idiot? who the fuck takes a picture like that? it's something somebody would take if they felt they had to convince somebody they were cross-eyed. your hood doesn't fully cover the patch in your excuse for facial hair, either


 No.655218

File: 1458196233011.png (1.3 MB, 1280x1808, 80:113, tumblr_o2xcezJCKI1uk97lqo1….png)

when you get outside the echo chamber that is hsg, it's so enlightening, isn't it?

i'm so glad we all took this little field trip to /soc/ together


 No.655219

>>655216

I just think you're mad all my second opinions are showing you otherwise and that average people could give a shit about how average I look. You seem like the salty one.


 No.655220

hang on imma post in the soc thread


 No.655221

>>655218

fuck off zwid


 No.655222

>>655220

wouter no!


 No.655223

>>655218

i wish they would take it entirely to /soc/


 No.655224

>>655222

too late

its a shitty pic as well

time to let the hate wash over me


 No.655225

should I stream dark souls

y/n


 No.655226

>>655223

Grant if you don't shut your pig mouth I'm posting your face, all orange and clean


 No.655227

i'm sick of jaspturd


 No.655228

raw SUage


 No.655229

Watch Wouter get straight 10s


 No.655230

>>655219

you need help that internet shitposters can't provide


 No.655231

>>655229

when i used to post on soc sometimes i usually got between 4 and 7


 No.655232

>>655230

Sorry I'm hot and you're not

>>655231

You've grown well


 No.655234

>>655232

>"you need help"

>"you're just jealous i'm hot"

this is why you need help


 No.655235

>>655232

you should add (soc say's i'm 9/10) to your trip


 No.655236

vee-fan le got me! i dunno, i guess /soc/ is one of the few places on the internet that genuinely make me uncomfortable. the nonstop desperate thirst for validation is eerie to me, i suppose because it hits close to home. it's unepic

gg vfan


 No.655237

>>655233

Nah I wouldn't do that to you Wonk. Let it be a hive of scum and villainy.


 No.655238

STOP IT RIGHT NOW


 No.655239

File: 1458196665103.jpg (141.46 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.655240

>>655236

and it's on cuckchan


 No.655241

>>655234

Nah, you're salty people think I'm moderately attractive just like I've been fucking telling you. But would you listen? No no you wouldn't.

Fucking amateurs.


 No.655242

>>655240

Yeah I'm sure the pretty people all post on 8chan lmfao


 No.655243

File: 1458196724209.gif (1.09 MB, 600x750, 4:5, tumblr_o36icbiQxa1uszgmoo1….gif)

>>655237

Danke. I thought better of it the moment I posted

also, someone commented on hussie:

>5, like a skinnier Gus from Roosterteeth

yikes

shoulda used a better picture


 No.655244

>>655241

who are you again


 No.655245

>>655236

>nonstop desperate thirst for validation

no wonder vfam's enjoying the place


 No.655246

imagine being vfan lol


 No.655247

Here's another review of my awesome bod.

>8.5 still standing, tidy up that restroom

Ain't that a bitch hsg!


 No.655248

File: 1458196818477.png (473.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1455524990181.png)


 No.655249

>>655246

Not everyone can get straight 8-9's.

You're right. I doubt you could.


 No.655250

File: 1458196847245.png (223.46 KB, 871x1146, 871:1146, tumblr_nv5symOWfK1ruqy8qo3….png)

>>655239

does this not render the penis

useless


 No.655251

>>655244

cuntpi


 No.655252

what if the boxcutter boy sees the thread


 No.655253

>>655240

i know, i know. i guess /soc/ is my weakness

i always got my validation from omegle, i don't need rude ugly cuckchan men giving me low ratings. i need cute mouthpic girls that want me to move in with them


 No.655254

>>655247

he also said i look like jack mcbrayer and idk if thats a compliment or not


 No.655255

File: 1458196983129.png (275.14 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tumblr_nshchw1hFn1tyi2lho1….png)

>>655253

>i don't want men to rate me because they see me for who i am

>i want sad and desperate girls on omegle who will tell me anything i want to hear because i'll talk to them

le epic creeper lol


 No.655256

File: 1458197012403.png (416.75 KB, 676x1049, 676:1049, the_strong_one_by_paddedpa….png)


 No.655257

>>655246

i don't want to imagine being constantly pissy for no reason and seeking attention (positive or negative) at absolutely every waking moment from a board i claim to hate and "only check up on to make sure my nudes aren't distributed"


 No.655258

File: 1458197016220.webm (2.19 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1457324714782[2].webm)


 No.655259

so vfan hates people posting her nudes, unless they say she looks good

almost like it's just wants attention........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


 No.655260

>>655253

A lot of the people in the thread are legitimately more handsome than you are, are calling you a little shrimpy 5/10 cuck boy idiot.

It's time to go home and re-evaluate sponge.


 No.655261


 No.655262

File: 1458197061431.png (331.35 KB, 800x731, 800:731, tumblr_o30pbuX5sa1sxsparo1….png)

>>655258

skillfully executed


 No.655263

>>655258

is there a version with city escape playing


 No.655264

>>655255

between all you tripfags and voldemort this corpse general is full of some real characters


 No.655265

File: 1458197081839.png (384.3 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, strongest_in_the_universe_….png)


 No.655266

>>655259

No, I just have a ton of Xanax in me from earlier and I feel only apathy at the concept.

So I can look back, reflect on how I was right and you were wrong like always, and laugh. Why not add a little humor to the situation!


 No.655267

>>655255

wonk, those sad and desperate girls are keeping me alive

those sad and desperate girls have been keeping me alive since middle school

what else can i do? what else do i know?


 No.655268

>>655263

itd probably be easy to make


 No.655269

>>655267

They'd probably eat me out before they'd think of kissing you lol


 No.655270

>>655260

all i do is reevaluate! i've been reevaluating for the last four months! lol


 No.655271

File: 1458197182365.png (372.2 KB, 1140x685, 228:137, tumblr_o2xm58fdRz1qj6j8po1….png)

>>655267

i dunno lol

stop creeping on sad and desperate girls? idk maybe


 No.655272

File: 1458197204806.png (93.51 KB, 749x1066, 749:1066, 85f1fba0be3213a65e4eb7aa02….png)


 No.655273

>>655268

it's like 3am


 No.655274

File: 1458197219498.mp4 (665.24 KB, 854x480, 427:240, what to call them.mp4)


 No.655275

Imagine me on top of a volcano laughing all distorted and deep reverbing and echoing across a fiery hellscape

That's me rn


 No.655276

>>655273

you know what that means

time for tortilla chips and aspirin


 No.655277

if i stop posting steven universe, will you stop posting scat, wesley


 No.655278

>>655275

*shove*


 No.655279

>>655278

I can fly too.


 No.655280


 No.655281

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.655282

>>655279

why can't i win for once? just once


 No.655283

it's like some twisted tiresome dominatrix kick on the queen tripbitch type

the flair, that stylishly self-indulgent condescending demeanor. i feel like i'm observing a specimen in its wild habitat


 No.655284

>>655283

I'm enjoying it too.


 No.655285

>>655271

and do what, wonk? wake up and desire what? where would i get my mouthpics? from the dogs? from dogs, wonk? mouthpics from dogs, james? is that where i should get my mouth pictures? from those dogs? pictures of dog mouths? do you think that's what i should do? do you, wonk?


 No.655286

>>655283

imagine being as sad a person as vfan

imagine retaliating to any insult or barb with "i know you are but what am i" or "nuh uh" retorts


 No.655287

File: 1458197465095.png (289.8 KB, 626x1000, 313:500, gendersteer.png)

[to the tune of "girls on film"]

boys in dresses

>>655283

where else but hsg man

>>655270

4 months isn't that long in the grand scheme of things

maybe stop seeking validation from the outside, and especially from desperate girls on the internet who you con into giving you pictures of their mouth for you to jack off to

stop using sad and desperate girls on the internet for sex lol maybe? maybe that may help lol

>>655285

sounds like someone's fishing for validation for his zoophilia....


 No.655288

>>655286

Nuh uh

I know you are but what am I


 No.655289

post one of her epic breakdowns for this guy >>655283


 No.655290

I feel

validated


 No.655291

>>655287

boys in dresses doesnt fit in girls on film you dingus


 No.655292

posting outisde of insani hours

http://strawpoll.me/7102153/


 No.655293

what organ is the uh

lower right side of the stomach area, but it feels kind of more to the right than stomach and it hurts from front to back

because that organ hurts me right now


 No.655294

>>655289

i've seen a couple i just feel i've come to peace with the whole thing


 No.655295

>>655289

In a thread for /soc/ that's already said everything I've already told you? Out of the blue? Nah, I already win.


 No.655296

>>655293

the benis! lol


 No.655297

>>655293

your appendix?


 No.655298

>>655293

kidneys or some shit probably CALL 911


 No.655299

>>655283

>>655289

"you've gotta get up to get down"


 No.655300

Wait I misconstrued that. I'm sorry! Lol!


 No.655301

>>655295

what the fuck are you even saying in this post


 No.655302

File: 1458197656072.png (907.49 KB, 657x1245, 219:415, 1391562242798.png)

>>655291

WORK WITH ME

"BOYS IN DRESS" SOUNDS SILLY

and i'd be LYING if i called them skirts...

>>655293

could be gallstones, could be appendicitis


 No.655303

>>655301

I thought you were something I said here in the soc thread. And I'm like nah, they'd still side with me. Again, just like I said.


 No.655304

>>655303

speak english


 No.655305

File: 1458197717946.png (153.39 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.655306


 No.655307

anyway it's 8am time to get my wagecuck on


 No.655308

>>655304

I can't I'm laughing my ass off my ass off Xanax.


 No.655309

remember when HSG was a frantic mile-a-minute shitpost playground


 No.655310

imagine being as sad as vfan who gets high and mighty about being validated by /soc/


 No.655311

>>655287

you're right. i'll pull myself out of this, i always do. i guess i just need to convince myself of a few more things


 No.655312

>>655309

those were the days...


 No.655313

File: 1458197803322.png (164.87 KB, 412x243, 412:243, reign.png)

>>655309

i've failed you


 No.655314

>>655309

we have to go back to the past

we have to stop this

we have to fix this


 No.655315

>>655311

remember the mantra


 No.655316

>>655309

it's better now


 No.655317

>>655313

take me with you jonathan.. o lordy i'ma comin


 No.655318

>>655314

we have to make halftruth and hussie NEVER MEET


 No.655319

File: 1458197971568.gif (151.75 KB, 360x585, 8:13, 1395205259955.gif)

>>655311

self improvement, self fulfillment, don't use sad desperate girls for sex and/or validation

i believe you can do it, sponge


 No.655320

File: 1458198006709.png (16.05 KB, 175x290, 35:58, excited and naked jade wit….png)


 No.655321

don't listen to him


 No.655322

Ok so like, hsg, here's me

>8.5/10, would hang with

>Fuck sake she's hot why is no one rating? I give 9

>8.5 still standing, tidy up that restroom

>oh sweet Jesus for the love of God

Here's Sponge.

>5

>suh dude/10

>5

>5

>you look like an idiot

>Underage/10

>stoner/10 huhue

I don't even need to mention Wesley. He's all 4s.


 No.655323

>>655320

now give her egyptian eyebrows and have her taking it in the mirror lol


 No.655324

File: 1458198112963.jpg (15.32 KB, 330x244, 165:122, 0,,1039559_4,00.jpg)


 No.655325

imagine being so desperate you seek validation from a place that automatically grants any vagina-haver a score no lower than 8


 No.655326

letting byrapes be byrapes

im still cute right


 No.655327


 No.655328

>>655325

Imagine being so desperate you're a single man posting here telling a woman you harass that other people can't think I'm moderately attractive because it's what I've said this whole time.

I'm just extra happy because xanax makes me happier. Happy that no matter what you do it usually falls apart.


 No.655329

File: 1458198270634.jpg (370.06 KB, 500x575, 20:23, tumblr_mpdvmhne041rfb82to1….jpg)

>potential davetav ship name: bulls on film

hmm...


 No.655330

smithers is 68 years old?


 No.655331


 No.655332

i guarantee you any other time vfan would be "lol /soc/ scores mean nothing"

and i guarantee that if anyone from /thirsty/ the board interacted with her their score would be way lower


 No.655333

File: 1458198351732.png (23.87 KB, 288x290, 144:145, i tried.png)


 No.655334

>>655146

it apparently has something to do with a lper but it's just /mu/+/v/ shitposting

also it's been going on for like 2-3 months


 No.655335

also i see we're still posting about /soc/


 No.655336

>>655333

Epic, lol


 No.655337

>>655328

"harass"

also "i'm not upset because of my drug haze but i'll keep letting you know i'm not upset"


 No.655338

>>655315

i'm an epic lad! girls love me!

>>655319

that's really sweet of you, wonk. i'm glad you believe. you're making me feel very epic inside


 No.655339

>>655332

You're right, I wouldn't. It's this specific context that makes this so delicious.

That the guy who posted my nudes got mocked and the people who he expected to mock me all thought I was attractive.

MMMMMMM It doesn't get much better

>>655333

Look it's a girl who's 9/10

Now give her short hair.


 No.655340

>>655337

I can't even explain how smug I am right now.


 No.655341

File: 1458198498291.png (376.51 KB, 796x1086, 398:543, tumblr_inline_nxs9xn6zVh1q….png)

woah

someone got a portrait of Rose on their arm as a tattoo

and it's beautiful

i'm jealous

i wish i could get a tat on my arm

>>655338

i have faith in humanity, sponge

even shitty humans beings can get better if they really try


 No.655342

>>655341

WHY

IS

SHE

A

NIGGER


 No.655343

>>655340

didn't you just say 2 hours ago you wanted to just chill out and not get attacked because you had a shitty day

what happened to that


 No.655344

haha no but in all seriousness stop replying to this fucking black hole


 No.655345

>>655343

drugs, what else


 No.655346

>>655342

because le diversity

except diversity means "everyone who isn't white" to wonk


 No.655347

>>655343

I decided it would be funny as fuck and brighten up my evening if I posted Wesley on /soc/ and I wasn't wrong.


 No.655348

File: 1458198577507.png (110.7 KB, 500x428, 125:107, tumblr_inline_nj4vdooX7m1q….png)

>>655342

BECAUSE

why

are

you

so

easily

triggered


 No.655349

>>655344

we can't stop now, we're the fourth fastest board on 8ch


 No.655350

>>655343

she realized she hadn't seen a "(You)" in a few seconds probably


 No.655351

You can't even pretend to be smug against me right now. I am shiny golden goddess and you exist to praise me.


 No.655352

trigger warning? more like nigger warning! lol


 No.655353

>>655347

well, I don't disagree with you

i just went and took a nap though, the thread got too stupid with all the /soc/ shitposting


 No.655354

>>655350

Whatever helps you sleep at night


 No.655355


 No.655356

>>655348

What the fuck is that thing under her eyes?


 No.655357

File: 1458198666014.png (345.12 KB, 827x621, 827:621, tumblr_o3limb7HGM1u4a54io1….png)

lol i can't believe, years and years into homestuck's life, that people still get mad about non-white fanart


 No.655358

>>655351

>golden goddess

lol doesn't dennis call himself the male version of that


 No.655359

>>655358

Yeah. I guess that makes me Dee.


 No.655360

File: 1458198731522.png (89.88 KB, 540x600, 9:10, play the rain.png)

>>655346

are you saying i'm "reverse racist"


 No.655361

>>655359

no. no way.

you're definitely a female dennis


 No.655362

Call me a babe hsg. Tell me I'm your everything, and you were wrong. Tell me that all you are is wrong, wrong wrong wrong, again and again


 No.655363

>>655357

lol eff your ashy nognosed frofro john pally


 No.655364

>>655360

you're a "white genocider"


 No.655365

>>655361

I accept it.


 No.655366

>>655360

no, you're a pedophile


 No.655367

>>655364

So am I.


 No.655368

i bet dave eventually hit a point on the meteor where he was eating rose's ass every day


 No.655369

>>655360

no i'm saying you're white guilt

which you are

hoo boy you are


 No.655370

File: 1458198851033.png (524.07 KB, 734x1920, 367:960, 1422925359188.png)

>>655363

lol i heard this in a movie once

"english, dummy, don't you know how to speak english?"

>>655369

i'm not even white lol

;^)


 No.655371

>>655369

Wonk isn't white you fucking doof.


 No.655372

the libcuck crew just doesn't feel whole without ol salty


 No.655373

>>655370

see this is fine 'cause it's hot


 No.655374

File: 1458198952338.jpg (392.42 KB, 600x900, 2:3, three years.jpg)

>>655368

crazy shit went down on the meteor

crazy

shit

>>655371

tbh, i'm pretty goddamned white

lbr, i'm a quarter mexican


 No.655375

wonk isn't white??? are you telling me... i've been taking a pep talk from this... from this– from this nigger??? *audience gasps*

lol


 No.655376

remember when vfan pretended to be black lol


 No.655377

>>655370

>>655371

you pass. you white.


 No.655378

>>655372

How am I the cuck right now? You are the cuck. All the boys and girls chose ME, not your false idol sponge, or your squire Wesley. ME.


 No.655379

>>655376

Yes. I remember Grant did too.


 No.655380

>>655371

he's whiter than cletus


 No.655381

>>655378

they'll come around once we spread the epic word


 No.655382

File: 1458199063306.jpg (71.73 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 1406858352034.jpg)

>>655373

>diversity is bad and dumb

>fetishization is A-Okay

never change hsg

never change

>>655375

if a sandnigger is from the middle east, what do you call one from mexico???


 No.655383

None a this matters. The only thing that matters, is I am now the queen of hsg. Egghead didn't even fucking get any people to mention her, it's not even a fucking debate.

I am your new queen, forever and always. Wash my feet.


 No.655384

>>655382

you couldn't pay me to care tumblrfuck tripboy


 No.655385

wonk said the n word


 No.655386

>>655382

me wank this


 No.655387

>>655381

No, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter, because in this moment what I always said was correct, and you're a sourpus because of it.

I have the ring of power now. Your insults are void to even yourself.


 No.655388

>>655385

oh my god he finally did

we did it, ladies and genderqueers (lol)

we've arrived at our destination


 No.655389

>>655383

youre a nigger and you'll be back to begging people to not post the pics once your high wears off


 No.655390

File: 1458199179502.png (73.91 KB, 370x591, 370:591, 1413019443163.png)


 No.655391

>>655383

My queen is Joey!


 No.655392

is le wesley still up


 No.655393

>>655389

It doesn't matter what I do later. Right now, you know I'm right.

I hurt you


 No.655394

>>655390

This is one snazzy Rose


 No.655395

File: 1458199246266.png (986.73 KB, 1280x1231, 1280:1231, tumblr_muuhyaJLk91r0lv8yo1….png)

>>655388

answer my question

whatdya call em when they're from mexico

i need to know my identity

i need to know who i am


 No.655396

how dare you do this


 No.655397

my queen is still march eri


 No.655398

>>655395

i think the derogatory term for people from mexico is beaner


 No.655399

File: 1458199287901.jpg (82.38 KB, 801x639, 89:71, image.jpg)


 No.655400

>>655395

This is just plain ugly.


 No.655402

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm khan in this scene from wrath of khan


 No.655403

File: 1458199320673.jpg (57.04 KB, 480x640, 3:4, tumblr_m32nroSsvC1qa3oeho1….jpg)

>>655394

right? so cute

i feel like i have a lot of solid lalonde art


 No.655404


 No.655405

>>655395

spic

beaner

wetback


 No.655406

i serve none but to rock


 No.655410

>>655395

wonk i don't want to actually slur at you, i don't think

i don't have any problems with mexicans in general. i only have two problems with two mexicans, that's a better score than any other race

so, uh. spic, i guess? i would consider you white, though.




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